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[heist music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing]
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[cheering]
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[Wolf] 'Twas the day before ChristmasBefore the Bad Guys turned good
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When all through the city
They cased each and every neighborhood
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Did that rhyme? Is "'twas" even a word?
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Look, here's the thing.
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Our story is set
when the Bad Guys were still bad, okay?
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And at the best time of the year,
when all the good heists can be had.
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All right, guys, what's tomorrow?
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The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular! [cackles]
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[in unison] The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular!
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What does that mean?
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While all these normies stay home
with their loved ones, or whatever…
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…this place turns into a ghost town!
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No guards, no fuzz.
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This city's our heisting stage!
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And we're gonna clean it out.
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Oh, it's a Bad Guys tradition.
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And so is spending the day before
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coming up with a list of everything
we're going to steal Christmas morning.
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Ooh, I want to hit that place
with all the stinky cheese.
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No reason. I-I don't even like it.
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- Okay, I like it a little!
- Cheesy Dan's is on the list.
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[gasping]
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City… Corporate… Bank.
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Oh, yeah. That's what we've been waiting
all year for.
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It's gonna be the cherry
on top of our criminal sundae.
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Tomorrow morning, it,
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and everything else in this city,
will be ours.
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- [whooping]
- [Shark] That's what I'm talking about!
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[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
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Tiffany Fluffit here with
the moment we've all been waiting for.
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Our beloved Big Nick
has just made his first appearance.
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I think I speak for the entire city
when I say…
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I love you, Big Nick!
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[man] Hey, hey! This street's closed!
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It's the Bad Guys!
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[gasping]
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Better get a move on it, Wolfie.
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[engine revving]
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[tires screeching]
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[gasping]
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- [gasps]
- [tires screeching]
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I think we just stole Santa.
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Nice!
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The Bad Guys are stealing Big Nick!
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Help!
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- [woman] Someone stop them!
- [Wolf] Ah!
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That's very not good.
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This isn't that famous balloon everybody's
freakishly emotionally attached to, is it?
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No, no, no. This is a different
giant Santa-shaped balloon.
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- [sighs]
- Of course it is!
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[Snake grunts]
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[tires screeching]
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Whoa! Whoa! Oh!
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- [gasping]
- Whoa!
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- Hmm?
- Huh?
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[Shark exclaiming]
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- [Wolf] I can't see!
- Get it off of me!
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- [Piranha] The lights!
- [Shark] Santa's hugging me!
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[sighs]
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[tires screeching]
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[Wolf] Ha-ha! See ya, Santa!
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[Bad Guys sighing]
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[electricity crackling]
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[onlookers screaming]
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[child wailing]
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[shrieks]
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[woman] No! Not Big Nick!
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[Christmassy heist music playing]
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[bauble jingling]
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[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
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Tiffany Fluffit reporting live from
the scene of the worst attack on this city
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since the introduction
of electric scooters.
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Our beloved Big Nick has been destroyed
by the notoriously notorious Bad Guys.
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We're a city in mourning this morning.
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[wailing] Why?
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Why indeed.
It's a senseless act of bah-humbuggery.
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All attempts to wash the abomination off
have only made it more terrifying,
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further lowering holiday spirits.
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It's never felt less
like Christmas in the city.
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Sir, your reaction?
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It's just not the holidays
without Big Nick. [sniffles]
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He was like a father to me.
Don't think I'll even celebrate tomorrow.
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Probably just go into work,
guard the bank like any other day,
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and be extra attentive
to distract myself from this monstrosity.
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Why can't I look away?
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You heard it here first.
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Christmas is canceled.
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This can't be happening!
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The whole point of Christmas morning
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is that no one is around
to stop us from maximum heisting!
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B-b-but we were gonna rob the bank!
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And now we can't
because of some dumb Santa?
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[gasps] You take that back right now!
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Santa is a criminal hero
who deserves our respect,
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in balloon form or otherwise.
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He's broken into more homes than anyone
and never been caught.
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What's even the point of anything?
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Unless… And hear me out on this.
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If we set our clocks back 24 hours
and go to sleep right now,
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maybe, when we wake up,
none of this will have happened.
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Yeah? Come on. Night, night!
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If destroying the Santa balloon
was all it took to cancel Christmas,
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then all we have to do is recreate it,
and boom, Christmas is back!
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[impersonating air horn]
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That's the sound of
all our problems being solved,
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because I've already made
something better.
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[rejoiceful music playing]
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[Webs] Robo-Claus! [cackles]
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Built this bad boy
for our Christmas morning bank job.
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I was gonna surprise you all tomorrow,
but you can call me a genius now.
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- Check it.
- [beep]
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[screaming]
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Uh, it is surprising, for sure.
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[Webs] The normies will forget
about their balloon
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once they lay their eyes on this beaut.
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And it captures Santa's true nature.
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None of that jolly business.
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The suit
really should be operated by a driver.
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Come on. Wolfie, try him on.
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Oh, that's… Uh, I'm good. Thanks, though.
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And as great as this is,
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the jolly component
of Jolly Old Saint Nick
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is probably
why non-criminal folks like him.
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[whispering] Don't listen. You're perfect.
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If we all work together,
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I'm sure a bunch of criminal masterminds
like us can make one silly Santa balloon.
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Even I'm a little offended by this.
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[Piranha] His beard looks like a tentacle.
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I feel scandalized.
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Okay, lost some time there,
but we'll figure out another way
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to cheer up the city
in time to rob it in the morning.
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Which, sure, is in, like, 12 hours,
so lay it on me.
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What else says holiday spirit?
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Stealing whatever we want, because,
normally, guards take the day off.
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But no, not this year.
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They'll be at work, ruining
the only good thing about Christmas.
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Only good thing?
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What about
all the classic Christmas criminals?
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The Grinch?
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Hans Gruber?
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Ebenezer Scrooge!
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- [gasping]
- [Snake] Ooh, nice.
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That guy's a legend.
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He parties with ghosts
and wears a dress to bed.
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And yet,
his story has never been properly told.
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So I propose that we put on a show
for the whole city,
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with me as Scrooge…
and all the other characters.
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But without that needy,
nefarious Tiny Tim tearing Scrooge down!
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And I would buy a ticket to that show,
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but we gotta stick to the awful stuff
people like-- [screams]
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[balloon squeaking on window]
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Ooh, my favorite part of the holidays
is getting a lump of coal.
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It really makes me feel
like I'm making good choices, you know?
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The Naughty List is a badge of honor.
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- Maybe we can get everyone some coal.
- [Wolf] Piranha!
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- You're a genius!
- I am?
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- We're going to play Santa.
- No, no, no. Let me get this straight.
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Are you suggesting we give
instead of take?
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Think of it this way.
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We'll steal the gifts
from the big department store,
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and then break into houses to leave them.
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That sounds a lot like Robin Hood,
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who is notoriously good.
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Ugh! That guy's the worst.
He ruined tights for me.
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We're doing good for the greater bad.
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If folks have presents waiting for them,
they'll stay home on Christmas morning,
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and our Holiday Heist-tacular
can live again.
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Uh, yeah.
Uh, we also have to deal with this.
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[heavy metal music blaring]
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[yelling] After the balloon incident,
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the radio station
stopped playing Christmas music,
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and is broadcasting
something called Doom Tunes instead!
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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- [music stops]
- Which isn't helping holiday spirit.
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If someone can
get into the recording studio to help,
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I could hack the station's antenna
and stream my sweet Santa mix.
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Good idea, Webs.
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All right, guys. Let's go do some good,
so we can be bad.
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Here's the plan.
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Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna
so she can hack it.
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Shark will infiltrate the radio station
and distract the DJ
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so she doesn't notice Webs is
taking over the feed with holiday music.
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Finally, Snake and I will steal gifts
from the department store,
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to then break in
and leave them in unsuspecting houses.
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[engine revving]
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And that was "No, No, No, Noel"
by Death Anchor.
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Bah humbug! Am I right? [chuckles]
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Scrooge?
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Uh, look, man, if you're here
to teach me the meaning of Christmas,
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I'm not interested.
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- [horn honks]
- [gasps]
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Don't you dare give the Right Dishonorable
Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!
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Buddy, I don't work with sidekicks.
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I kick no one's sides!
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Unless it's that annoying brat, Tiny Tim.
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This should be a breeze.
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All you have to do is
break into the house and leave it.
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[hisses] Fine.
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Let's get this over with.
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[heist music playing]
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Well, I definitely did it. We can go now.
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What? You never seen an ab before?
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Cough it up.
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[hisses, retches]
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Come on.
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[retches]
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Gimme a break.
Giving, not taking, is unnatural.
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[sighs] I'll do it.
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Watch and learn.
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[heist music playing]
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See?
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[hisses]
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- Piece of cake.
- So, what's that, then?
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What's what?
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[Wolf chuckles]
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Get ready to sign off…
'cause I've been itching for a fight.
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And, you know,
you look a lot like that shark
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from the gang who took down Big Nick.
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Me? No!
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[clears throat] I am Scrooge.
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- See? Muttonchops?
- Ha-ha!
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- [button clicks]
- [grunting]
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[slurps]
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[Webs groans]
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[power whirring down]
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Shark, why did you cut the station's feed?
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[shrieks] I didn't!
Well, I did, b-but she made me!
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Police channel's full of chatter
about the station cutting out.
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You got to fill the dead air before
they figure out what we're doing up here.
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Truly, nothing I would love more.
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And I do have material prepared,
but I kind of have my hands full here.
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- [whimpers]
- [Piranha] Patch me in.
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You? I-I mean… you?
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Patch… me… in.
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[beep]
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[Christmassy music playing]
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♪ This Christmas
All the bells are ringin' ♪
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♪ And the jewels are blingin' for me ♪
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♪ Ha! ♪
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♪ I'll be stealing this Christmas
You'll see ♪
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00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,404
♪ It's Christmas ♪
246
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:42,326
♪ Merry Christmas to me ♪
247
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,747
[beep]
248
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,667
[sighs, panting]
249
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,921
[button clicks]
250
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,676
Is Christmas un-canceled?
251
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094
After the unexpected carols
252
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:02,972
and some secret Santas
leaving presents all through the city,
253
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,432
holiday spirit is up.
254
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:08,769
But is it enough to fill
the Big Nick-sized hole in our hearts?
255
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,438
Stay tuned to find out.
256
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,106
Nice going, fin bro!
257
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,482
[whooping]
258
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,025
What if it wasn't enough?
259
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,529
If folks don't stay home to celebrate
tomorrow, we can't clean the city out.
260
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,364
Wolfie, it's late.
261
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,074
Look, we did the best we could.
262
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,660
- If not this year, there's always next.
- No.
263
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,204
We… W-we just need something big
264
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,957
to push the holiday spirit in the city
over the edge.
265
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,377
Oh, you can stop dropping hints now, Wolf.
266
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,628
I'll do it.
267
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,841
I'll perform my one-shark
Christmas villains showcase.
268
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,635
I don't know where I'm gonna find
20 tons of fake snow,
269
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,472
but I'm a professional, baby,
so I will find a way.
270
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,681
Shark, that's it!
271
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,517
If we made it snowy,
the holiday spirit would be undeniable.
272
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,686
There would be no stopping us then.
273
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:54,565
Finally, a chance to hack the atmosphere!
I actually have an app for that.
274
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,026
We're good
with a little collateral flooding, right?
275
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,363
Or we just steal the snow machine
at the ski resort?
276
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,658
- We'll never get there and back in time.
- [Snake] What about that?
277
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,664
We use the shaved ice machine
to make snow.
278
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,666
Not as exciting
as altering Earth's weather
279
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,754
through atmospheric geoengineering,
but I think I can make it work.
280
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,672
[heist music playing]
281
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,551
[gasps]
282
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,263
[exclaims]
283
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,641
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm all turned around.
284
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,353
First, Christmas is canceled.
Now, maybe it's back on.
285
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,896
So I rebuy everything.
286
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,940
W-what flavor can I get you?
287
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,275
Uh, please describe them to me
in great detail
288
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,111
while I interrupt
with all sorts of unnecessary questions.
289
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,531
[lock rattling]
290
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,614
Aha.
291
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,200
[Shark] Hmm.
292
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,579
Does Mistletoe Mint
taste more like missiles or toes?
293
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,705
It tastes like mint.
294
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,083
[exclaims]
295
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,920
[gasps] Please maintain eye contact
with me at all times!
296
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,296
Oh, wait. Well, I…
297
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,133
I require trustworthiness
from all my frozen-delicacy suppliers.
298
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,803
When I give you the signal,
turn the dial up.
299
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:06,887
A five should do it.
300
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,015
- [Piranha grunts]
- [pipe scraping]
301
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,892
[heist music playing]
302
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352
- [laughs]
- All set, Wolfie.
303
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,770
[Webs] Fire her up.
304
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,397
[whirring]
305
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:21,110
Nothing's gonna get in the way
of our Holiday Heist-tacular.
306
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,445
[whirring intensifies]
307
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,530
[rumbling]
308
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,992
[rejoiceful music playing]
309
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,201
Hmm?
310
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,119
Huh?
311
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,453
- [gasps]
- [woman] Ooh!
312
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,999
[cheering]
313
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,919
Tiffany Fluffit reporting live
314
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,047
from the scene of
an unexpected winter wonderland.
315
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,466
It may not be real,
but what in this town is?
316
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,720
In fact, it's never felt more
like the holidays in the city.
317
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,264
Christmas is officially back on!
318
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,224
- [cheering]
- [excitable chattering]
319
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,728
It's beautiful!
320
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,396
We did it. We really did it.
321
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,523
It makes me feel all warm inside.
322
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,734
So merry and b-bright,
323
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,987
like someone lit a candle
in the cold cavern of my heart.
324
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,825
[grunts] If you like that sort of thing.
Which I don't. I do not.
325
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,245
- [rumbling]
- [gasps]
326
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,289
[mechanical banging]
327
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,372
[whimpers]
328
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,125
[grunts]
329
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,961
She's gonna blow!
330
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,047
[crowd screaming]
331
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,007
[woman] That psychic was right!
332
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,551
[sighs] That's not good.
333
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,219
It's too cold!
334
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,013
[wind whistling]
335
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,647
[exclaims]
336
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,150
For a brief moment,
it looked like the holidays were back on,
337
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,069
but that moment has passed.
338
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,656
A frozen vortex
is spinning out of control downtown.
339
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,200
Will it suck in all surrounding life?
340
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,910
- [shivering]
- [teeth chattering]
341
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,496
That's not going to happen.
342
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,664
Probably.
343
00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:00,376
As long as you didn't turn the dial
all the way up. Wolf?
344
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,128
I-I figured a ten
would be twice the holiday spirit?
345
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,296
- What?
- Why, I ought to…
346
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,424
- You're lucky my fins are frozen!
- I'm too talented to die!
347
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,552
That vortex is about to suck in the city!
No time to be mad at me!
348
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,972
I'll make time. Everything was fine.
349
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,849
But no, you had to go
and push things too far,
350
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,726
like always!
351
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,562
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
352
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,774
It's just, stealing with you all
Christmas morning
353
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,442
is the highlight of my year.
354
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,988
I got so wrapped up in making sure
our Holiday Heist-tacular happened
355
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,239
that I put you at risk.
356
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,534
And that's the last thing
I'd ever want to do.
357
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,494
[Shark sniffles]
358
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,412
Uh…
359
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,247
- Yo, get a life.
- That's gross.
360
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,458
- These are theatrical tears.
- Yeah, fine, whatever.
361
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,751
Better stop that machine,
362
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,921
or it won't just be
our Holiday Heist-tacular that's canceled.
363
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,298
Webs, can't you, like, hack your device?
364
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,468
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why didn't I think of that?
365
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,470
Of course I can't hack it!
366
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,848
Think I'd leave security loopholes
in my own tech?
367
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,308
The only way to stop it is to unplug it.
368
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,853
Then that's what we do.
369
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,938
[grunting, shivering]
370
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,775
[exclaiming]
371
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,070
[grunting]
372
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,575
[screams]
373
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,577
Fin bro!
374
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,537
[Shark exclaims, grunts]
375
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,499
[grunts, gasps]
376
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,793
Cover your eyes! Don't look at me!
377
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,797
If Shark's not strong enough, who is?
378
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,882
[gasps]
379
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,383
I know who.
380
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,218
[screaming]
381
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,263
The situation has worsened.
382
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,098
- Oh!
- [man screams]
383
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,145
[shivering]
384
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,981
- [pounding footsteps in distance]
- Are you seeing this?
385
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,070
[Wolf] Not that way! How do I…
386
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,698
[Webs] Ah, you have to relax.The suit is intuitive.
387
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,075
Don't force it.
388
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,493
Just walk.
389
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,621
[pounding footsteps]
390
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,669
[beeping]
391
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,881
[rapid beeping]
392
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,558
Whoa! Folks, we're witnessing
some sort of Christmas miracle.
393
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,229
A Santa cyborg
appears to be attempting to save the city!
394
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,939
[Wolf grunting]
395
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,941
[beeping]
396
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,902
[Wolf grunting]
397
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,905
Whoa! [exclaims]
398
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,614
[grunts]
399
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,577
[Webs] Whoa!
400
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,330
- [Piranha grunts]
- I got you!
401
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,707
[Bad Guys screaming over comms]
402
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,004
[screaming]
403
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,215
- [groans]
- [whirring]
404
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,596
[Shark grunting]
405
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,144
[screaming]
406
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,146
[yells]
407
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,358
[grunts]
408
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,532
[grunting]
409
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,827
[rejoiceful music playing]
410
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,664
[cheering]
411
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,172
One at a time, folks. Please, form a line.
412
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,007
[exclaims]
413
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,008
Whoa! Whoa!
414
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,092
[grunts]
415
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,677
[groans]
416
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,181
[crowd cheering]
417
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:47,519
Balloon Santa may have gone up in flames,
but the city has a new Santa mascot.
418
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:52,941
That's right, Robo-Claus is
a huge mech robot that screams family fun.
419
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,529
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Webs,
they really love your Santa.
420
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,906
Maybe too much.
421
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,659
These people gotta get home if we're
to pull our morning Holiday Heist-tacular.
422
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,743
Ah.
423
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,288
- [beep]
- [whirring]
424
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,915
[exclaiming]
425
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,293
[cheering]
426
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,048
Shark, I patched your comms into the suit.
427
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,884
He's no Scrooge,
but think you could play Santa?
428
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,721
[over Robo-Claus speaker]
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Happy Holidays!
429
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,598
Now, it's late,
430
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,642
so everyone go to bed,
431
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:32,147
because Santa commands that everyone
celebrate tomorrow in their homes,
432
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,524
and not at their security guard jobs.
433
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,151
- Ho-ho-ho!
- I'll do it.
434
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,779
I'll stay home for you, Robo-Claus.
435
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,197
Please be proud of me.
436
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,949
We did it!
437
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,495
- The Bad Guys saved Christ-- [sneezes]
- [groaning]
438
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:51,375
- [sneezing]
- [Wolf sniffles]
439
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,836
I can't believe that,
after all that, we're too si--
440
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,963
[sneezes]
441
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,174
…we're too sick
to pull off our Holiday Heist-tacular.
442
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,760
How about a new holiday tradition?
443
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,388
No more traditions or holidays.
444
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,765
Bah hu-- [sneezes, sniffles]
445
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,436
[shrieks] What… is… that?
446
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,274
Oh, no. I think they're presents.
447
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,357
Like, for us?
448
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,987
Must have done so much good for the city
that we ended up on Santa's Nice List.
449
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,114
I'm gonna be sick!
450
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,449
The shame!
451
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:28,745
Not only did that bearded freak
have the gall to break into our lair,
452
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,249
he goes and gives us presents, not coal!
453
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,332
[sniffs]
454
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,336
Wait. Is that stinky cheese?
How did he know?
455
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,506
The Bad Guys will be the laughing stock
of the criminal community.
456
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,092
I'll never be able to show my face again.
457
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,844
This will not stand.
458
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,595
We need to start planning now.
459
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,056
Next year,
we are going to heist the North Pole
460
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,685
and show Santa that the Bad Guys
belong on the Naughty List.
461
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,229
[Wolf] And so, yeah
462
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,940
The Bad Guys stole Christmas
From ourselves
463
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,568
And Santa deemed us good little elves
464
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,779
Until next year, when we get all not nice
465
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,450
Happy Heisting to all
And to all, a good heist
466
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,952
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]
467
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,246
[man screams]
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