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Previously on Nurse Jackie...
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- Mommy!
- Mommy!
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I thought I'd swing by the hospital today,
take you out to lunch.
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Today's awful. Can I take a rain check?
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It's been raining a lot lately.
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Eddie, my back is killing me.
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- For the pain.
- Thank you.
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- How are we on time?
- We're good. Just don't get fancy.
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Family at home, boyfriend at work, making
it back in time to be with husband...
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Pretty impressive.
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Who is luckier than me?
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Everything's on your terms, Jackie.
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"Eddie, my back hurts."
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- Keep your fucking pills.
- Good.
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I don't need it. I don't need any of it.
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Ladies, this is Sam.
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You know I dismissed him because
he was wacked out on benzos?
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Maybe you don't want to hire a nurse
who's an addict?
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Former addict.
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What is hospital policy regarding drugs?
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Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
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Why so desperate?
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Do you want to get your ass kicked?
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I'll give you a dollar
if you don't go to work today.
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I think I need to be with her.
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Honey, let me take care of her, okay?
I got it.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey. Eddie. I'm a friend of Kevin's.
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You lie to me again, I tell him everything.
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Eddie used to give me some oxy,
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when it would get really bad.
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Percocet?
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Yes, please.
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Lenny is clearly into me.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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- You slept with my girlfriend.
- Yes, I did, my friend.
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Fuck!
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He's totally wasted.
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We have to keep him awake
or he's gonna aspirate.
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Why are you helping me?
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It would mean the world
if I could set up a fund for the girls.
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Take the money. Get them an education.
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You need to promise me
that we're not gonna take that money.
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Okay. I promise.
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Have you seen your new school?
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Do I have a new school?
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Please don't do this.
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- Seriously, Kevin.
- Dad! Where are you going?
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Eddie, it's all crashing down around me.
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You gonna be okay?
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You know me.
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Anyone who knows you
knows they don't know you.
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Did she give you a whole song and dance
about her back?
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You can't believe a word she says.
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I don't know whose MRI you saw,
but it wasn't hers.
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You're a drug addict.
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It's okay, Jacks.
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You have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yeah, you know what?
You're fucking pathetic, both of you.
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Hi, my name is Jackie. I'm a drug addict.
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Blow me.
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Kevin!
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Where the fuck are you?
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Is she gone?
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That's a nice way to treat company.
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O'Hara, really?
You couldn't handle this yourself?
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This isn't about me, Jackie.
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Here, take a look at this stuff, Kevin.
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Well, we've got razors,
fucking muscle relaxers.
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Half the shit on here is school supplies.
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Look, Gracie's eardrops,
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110 fucking dollars.
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Unless you wanna buy the generic crap,
which I don't.
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That's what this is.
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I am not talking about eardrops.
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Okay, we got Ambien, Vicodin.
I don't fucking sleep, Kevin.
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My body is falling apart.
What do you want from me?
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For fuck's sake, call the cops.
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Why aren't the girls here?
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They're fine. I don't keep secrets, Jackie.
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Kevin, neither do I.
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Bullshit! The credit card.
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Separate, not secret. Separate.
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Since when do I have to run
every little fucking thing by you?
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When have we ever done things like that?
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When was the last time
you bought your own razors?
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And you need a P.O. box to do all that?
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You know what? Here.
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Here, take the fucking key.
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Answer the question, Jackie.
Why do you need a P.O. box?
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No, forget it. Not gonna believe a word.
Doesn't matter.
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No, it doesn't matter. You know why?
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Because I keep the house stocked.
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That's my job because
you can't manage money.
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And by the way,
what message are we sending Fi?
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"I'm sorry, you're just not
quite as important as Grace.
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"We have money for her tuition,
but not yours."
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It's tuition, Kevin!
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You find it!
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I should never have had to beg.
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For God's sake, I sure as hell
shouldn't have to sneak around.
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She is your daughter!
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You know what?
From now on, buy your own fucking razors!
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I'm getting my kids.
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- Hi, guys!
- Mom!
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Did you have fun?
What did you have for dinner?
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Bacon and Sno Balls.
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Bacon and Sno Balls?
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Yippee!
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And, oh, my God,
Aunt Tunie has a boyfriend that's a pilot.
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Can I steal you a minute?
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This is entirely preemptive.
There is nothing to be worried about.
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- Already worried.
- Don't be.
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I've been doing this for 20 years, Gloria.
Parts of my body are giving out.
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What are we preempting?
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I started leaning on painkillers.
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It was a couple of months,
totally self-corrected.
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This doesn't have anything to do
with the Pill-O-Matix, does it?
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No, no, not at all. Nothing like that.
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My husband opened a credit card bill,
he saw the pharmacy charges, that's it.
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But he called O'Hara.
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- Not good.
- No.
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No, no, not at all. Not for anybody.
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I'm fine,
but he should not have called O'Hara.
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Her family, like, drug addicts.
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Like pump-your-stomach, die-in-your-sleep
drug addicts,
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so she had a disproportionate reaction.
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My husband feels like shit. He had no clue
what her deal was when he called her.
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I don't know what you want me to do.
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I don't know. She might come in here.
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And if she does, I would just ask
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that you take whatever she says
with a grain of salt, that's all.
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Respect your sister,
but consider the source.
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I'm not sure what that means, but, yes.
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Jackie,
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if a co-worker so much as
raises the specter of substance abuse,
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I am required by law to inform HR.
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That's just the way it is.
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Fix it.
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Got it.
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We knock, Dr. Cooper.
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I'm not working with Sam.
He caused me bodily harm.
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Zoey and what's-his-name...
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- Thor.
- Thor.
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Yeah, whatever. They're in admitting.
I want Jackie.
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Let's do it.
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Can I come in?
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He wanted to see his brain.
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I bet you are five.
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My name is Jackie.
Your name's Peter, right?
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Wow.
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It's up there good, buddy.
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Mustang, nice.
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What happened to your nose?
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My friend Sam didn't wanna share.
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Mind if I give it a little tug?
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It's okay.
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Nope, it doesn't wanna come out.
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It's lodged in the sinus cavity.
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Let's get a film and call ENT.
I'm afraid to mess with it.
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Tried to look at your brain, huh?
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Done that.
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Hey, Zoey, can you grab me
some surgical booties?
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You're kidding. Surgery?
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Huh? No. Jeez, no.
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New shoes.
I hate to scuff 'em up on the first day.
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You know what? I can almost see it.
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It looks like a very smart brain.
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You guys in a hurry?
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Hang tight a minute.
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Let's get him a scan.
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Nah, X-ray's okay.
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X-ray's great, but he wanted to
see his brain. Show him his brain.
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Using my powers for good. Pretty tempting.
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I like it. A lot.
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Hey, chief, I got a great idea.
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I've worked desperately to cultivate
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a remote and heartless persona
for this exact reason.
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Well, no, actually, it
comes quite naturally.
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Point being,
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I suddenly am in the middle of something
terribly private
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between Jackie and her husband.
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And you don't like it.
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Obviously.
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And I would prefer
that we didn't work the same shifts.
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After 20 years' experience,
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Jackie has earned the right
to make her own schedule.
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There are very few perks
I can offer my nurses. That's one of them.
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So I've got to make other arrangements?
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If you feel strongly about it, yes.
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Do you think he's right to be concerned?
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Not sure I follow.
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Pretty sure you do.
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He called you.
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I'll let you know about the schedule.
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The First Lady. Fabulous, isn't she?
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Totally.
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Here you go.
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Electrolytes, trans fat.
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Best hangover cure ever.
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Thanks for not narcing on me, man.
I'm on probation.
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Are you seeing this?
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God damn it. What?
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Lenny and I had sex.
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- Nope.
- What?
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Y'all's uptight. That's all I'm sayin'.
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Also, newsflash, he's a neat freak.
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Never saw that coming.
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'Cause I'm more of a
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let-it-all-hang-out kind of partner.
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Smooth, like a gazelle,
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a very satisfied, sexy gazelle,
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who just rolled over and wants a cigarette.
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You don't get to stifle me.
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Stifle away, ma'am.
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Oh, I will.
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Listen up, people.
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North General, gone.
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St. Vincent's, gone.
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Lenox Hill, chopping block.
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Hospitals come and go, but the sick
and injured keep getting sick and injured.
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Jackie, get over here.
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Closings equal diverted ambulances,
more walk-ins, less insurance.
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Bad on top of bad.
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But there is one bright spot,
even if it's just my bright spot.
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All those nurses out of work,
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10 years' experience, 20 years' experience,
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there's a lot of talent out on the street
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and I can pick 'em up for a song,
which means...
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We got it. I got a guy who ingested three
pints of Purell and puked up his Reglan.
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So if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna deal with that.
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No, no one's excused.
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You have to be on your game, all of you.
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You will work the schedules
you signed up for
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and probation will strictly be enforced.
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Heads will roll!
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If anybody finds out that I slipped...
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I've got an ax I can drop
on your head at any moment.
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Why would I give that up?
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Twenty-year-old male, witnessed alert,
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crushed under a wall of boxes.
Ton, ton and a half.
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It's gonna be okay, Tommy.
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Can you hear me, sir? Sir?
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I didn't know where he was.
I thought he was taking a nap.
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I'm a fucking idiot.
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His eyes are moving around.
That's good, right?
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He's in shock.
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One, two, three.
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That library, what's it called?
The one that's closing.
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We were packing it up,
moving things out to Kips Bay.
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I thought he was taking a nap.
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Mr. Finn? Hi. I just wanted...
253
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,878
I keep thinking,
there are no broken bones, so...
254
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,631
It's not like he snapped his neck
or something.
255
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,842
No, but it's more the amount of time
he was under the boxes.
256
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,262
As soon as they freed him,
toxins were released into the bloodstream.
257
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,807
We haven't started on dialysis,
but we're never really...
258
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,974
For what?
259
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,643
Renal failure. Kidneys.
260
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,438
We're trying to get him to the OR right now
so we can get the bleeding to stop.
261
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,773
I'm a fucking idiot.
262
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,319
Do I call his mom?
263
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,867
I need to get back in there, okay?
264
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,500
We need to put you on a ventilator,
Mr. Finn. Can you hear me?
265
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,171
Tommy, your mom's on her way, okay?
Everything's going to be all right.
266
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,841
Respiratory failure.
267
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:07,925
Yes, I can see that.
268
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,761
And there goes the heart.
269
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,931
I need a minute.
270
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,351
This is not survivable.
271
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,275
It's not.
272
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,996
It was Finn & Son before I even had him.
273
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,789
That's the truth.
274
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,754
He isn't gonna die
before she gets here, is he?
275
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,215
No, he's on life support.
276
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,759
'Cause she will fucking kill me.
277
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,393
It was like an hour and a half. Maybe two.
278
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,191
And I'm getting more and more pissed,
'cause I'm lugging boxes.
279
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,235
I'm thinking, "Where is he?
280
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,613
"Sleeping? Flirting?"
281
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,032
Anybody else, fired.
282
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,160
But he's my kid.
283
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,916
And he's not sleeping.
284
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,836
And he's not flirting.
285
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,094
He's pinned under two tons of books.
286
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,974
It's my kid.
287
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,407
He made me lunch.
288
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,498
Are you hungry?
289
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,667
No, thanks.
290
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,340
Please.
291
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,013
Thank you.
292
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,530
You got kids?
293
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,829
You want to enroll her now?
294
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,913
Is that a problem?
295
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:43,998
No.
296
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,418
It's just that we usually have
a preliminary meeting with both parents.
297
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:51,005
Well, we already did all that
when we enrolled Grace.
298
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,174
Second-child discount, yes?
299
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,678
Yes. But we'd love to talk with your wife.
300
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,388
She's not available.
301
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,473
ER nurse, crazy hours.
302
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,352
From now on, I'd prefer if you dealt
with me regarding the girls. Got it?
303
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,523
- Yes, but your wife...
- What, Sister? My wife what?
304
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,611
Let's do this.
305
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,698
I can pay half the tuition now.
306
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,869
There's an additional discount
if you pay the full amount.
307
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,581
Half. I can do half.
308
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,750
Split it up between these three.
309
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,921
And I need to be made
the emergency contact for both girls.
310
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,417
- Hey.
- Hey.
311
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,419
- What are you doing?
- Where is the paper tape?
312
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,715
Okay.
313
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,884
Teriyaki wrap?
314
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:24,223
Yeah. Yeah, we probably
shouldn't be sharing meals.
315
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,307
Yeah, I know.
316
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,852
Excellent! You're both here.
317
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,939
Yeah, no, actually,
Jackie was just leaving and...
318
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,941
No. Here, this'll just take a sec.
319
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,236
Guess how much these shoes cost.
320
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,448
Come on, just give it a good guess.
321
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,742
Absolutely not.
322
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,787
All I remember was being really shit-faced
323
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:50,624
and you and Jackie,
like, tap danced for me?
324
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,292
Yes, yes, we did.
325
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:53,836
Why?
326
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,920
To punish you.
327
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,386
- Watch out!
- Oh, my God.
328
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,180
You did not just mime
a smoking gun and holster.
329
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,392
Why won't you let me talk to you
about sexy time with Lenny?
330
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,852
Because you call it sexy time.
331
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,062
He's much more oral than you'd expect.
332
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,147
Stop.
333
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,733
Sam, I have a sensitivity question
about boy piercings.
334
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,069
- Balls or shaft?
- Don't encourage her.
335
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,320
- Shaft.
- I should've let you die
336
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,989
when I had the chance.
337
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,325
May I help you?
338
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,660
I'm here to see Jackie Peyton.
339
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,370
And you are?
340
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,663
Her husband.
341
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,499
Jackie's not married.
342
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,876
Yes, she is.
343
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,172
Would you be so kind as to
344
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:43,343
perhaps show me some ID, perhaps?
345
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,610
Very photogenic.
346
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280
- $17.
- No.
347
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,282
More. Way more.
348
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,617
$10,000.
349
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,286
Okay, no. You're not even trying.
350
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,965
Jackie. Your husband is here to see you.
351
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,554
Low blow, Zoey. No, come on,
it's not like anyone married you either.
352
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,640
Jackie is married, you stupid fucking goat.
353
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,476
She is? Wait, you are? She is?
354
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:42,277
Shit, man! I am having an "aha" moment
like you can't even believe.
355
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,738
Now I get it. She was into me.
356
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:45,822
She was into Eddie.
357
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,574
- Zoey.
- What? She was.
358
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,826
I highly doubt Jackie does it
with just anyone.
359
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,245
- Zoey!
- Dude!
360
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,788
- Dude. Dude!
- I could be wrong.
361
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,083
And the husband, really good looking.
362
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,502
Another brother's lady?
363
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,089
Not cool, mister.
364
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,423
You fucked Sam's girlfriend.
365
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,557
Cluster-fudge. I am out.
366
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,152
I can see why she keeps him locked away.
367
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,029
Can you lip-read?
368
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,206
Yikes. Private.
369
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,958
Can you keep your voice down, Kevin?
370
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,753
I had to show ID 'cause no one around here
even knows you're fucking married.
371
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,005
God damn it, Jackie!
372
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,089
What, Zoey?
373
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,009
Today is her first day, Kevin.
How the hell is she supposed to know?
374
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,135
Jesus Christ.
375
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,137
I just laid out two grand
376
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,973
for Fiona's tuition, all right?
377
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,224
I'm paying every penny.
378
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:55,892
Me.
379
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,561
She starts Monday.
380
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,854
Does she know?
381
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,066
Jackie, this is between you and me,
right here.
382
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,363
Rough day.
383
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,938
You broke my heart, Jackie.
384
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,776
Hello? Is this thing on?
385
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,653
Hey. Hello?
386
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,321
Hello?
387
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,658
Do you mind if I give it a shot?
388
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:35,951
Tough crowd.
389
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,163
Hey, Pete. Take a look at this thing.
390
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,373
Holy cow.
391
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,543
You see that part right over there?
That is your curiosity.
392
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,295
That is very highly developed.
You should be very proud of that.
393
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,716
This part over here,
that is why you are so popular.
394
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,677
That's the part where
all your coolness is stored.
395
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,763
And this part down here,
right on the bottom,
396
00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,807
that is what we call your common sense.
397
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:02,477
It looks to me, young man,
like you are going to be a very smart guy.
398
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,397
You think you can handle that, Pete?
399
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:06,898
Are you sure?
400
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,069
That was awesome.
401
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,448
It was very nice to meet you, Pete.
402
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,493
Honestly, Zoey,
it's not in my job description
403
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:19,911
to keep track of you people.
404
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,085
What's going on?
405
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,589
That was weird. I asked where you were
and she bit my head off.
406
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,383
She lost somebody.
407
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,762
Were you there?
408
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,638
Yeah.
409
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,290
Hot dogs!
410
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,418
- Dad's at bat.
- Yeah. Go, Kevin!
411
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,253
Kevin!
412
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:13,882
Is this Coke or Pepsi?
413
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,675
It's whatever you want it to be, honey.
414
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,055
Did you lose something?
415
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,432
Percocet. Last one.
416
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,694
It's right here.
417
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,033
Neck spasms.
418
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,375
Thank you.
419
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,383
That shit'll kill ya.
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