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JAKE: You want some more
eggs, beemo?
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Yes, please.
JAKE: How about you, finny?
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Need a refill?
FINN: I'm pretty full, man,
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but let me see if I can...
Rearrange.
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Nope. Can't do it.
JAKE: I don't know if
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stomachs work like that, dude.
FINN: Sometimes it helps.
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JAKE: Can't argue with that.
Eee, eee! Ahh.
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FINN: Ahh.
Ahh.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
JAKE: Ohh.
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Hello.
Lady, it's gonna be fine.
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Mm-hmm.
All right, I love you, too.
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Bye.
FINN: Lady rainicorn again?
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JAKE: Yeah, man.
She's worried about introducing
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me to her parents at lunch
today.
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She thinks they're gonna
"freak out."
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FINN: Um...Maybe give her
parents some treasure?
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JAKE: No way!
That's our treasure!
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Wait. I've got it, dude!
I'll invite them over early,
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"smoove" them over using my
personality, and we'll all be
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best friends before lady gets
here so she doesn't have to feel
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nervous.
It's perfect.
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I'll just send them a quick
prism-gram.
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Mm-hmm.
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FINN: What's it say?
JAKE: Hold on.
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Still converting the light waves
into brain waves.
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Aaaah.
They're into it, dude!
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FINN: Sweet!
Let's go powder our noses!
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Why's lady so nervous, anyway?
JAKE: Well, she didn't really
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say, but it might have something
to do with the rainicorn/dog
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wars.
FINN: There were wars between
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rainicorns and dogs?
JAKE: Horrifying wars.
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For thousands of years,
rainicorns battled dogs over
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territory in the crystal
dimension.
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But lady and I are cool.
FINN: Dude!
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Her parents are probably all
full of dog hatred from the war
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times!
They're gonna see you're a dog
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and forbid lady from ever
hanging out with you again!
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JAKE: [VOICE BREAKING] Nah.
That could never happen.
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FINN: You didn't think this
through enough.
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It could happen!
JAKE: Waaah!
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I'm a moron!
FINN: Don't worry.
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I've got a plan that's gonna
solve this biz.
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Homeys help homeys. Always.
JAKE: I'm ready to hear your
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plan, homey.
FINN: [WHISPERING]
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JAKE: Ketchup!
FINN: Mustard!
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BOTH: Red and yellow!
JAKE: ♪ lady's parents ♪
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♪ I say hello ♪
♪ I'm the fellow for your
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daughter ♪
♪ please forget the wartime
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slaughter ♪
♪ home improvement ♪
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♪ decorations ♪
♪ help me impress her
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relations ♪
FINN: ♪ sugar bears
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and rainbow jelly ♪
JAKE: ♪ spread those colors
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on my belly ♪
FINN: ♪ on the floor
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and up the log ♪
JAKE: ♪ please don't notice
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I'm a dog ♪
FINN: Ha ha! Yeah!
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This plan is perfect.
JAKE: You know, I thought
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painting ourselves rainbow color
using condiments and stuff from
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the fridge so we could pretend
to be rainicorns was a good idea
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when you pitched it to me five
minutes ago, but now I'm not so
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sure, man.
FINN: Come on.
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Trust me, homey!
JAKE: No, no, no.
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New plan.
First, we're gonna clean this
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place up, and then --
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
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[GASPS]
Jake?
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JAKE: Aah!
Let's hide and burn the house
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down!
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
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Hello?
JAKE: Annyong.
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Haseyo.
Jake, is that you?
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JAKE: Uh-huh.
Are you going to let us in?
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JAKE: Yeah.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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JAKE: Aah!
I can explain!
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I can explain!
Ohh!
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He's so handsome!
Oh, Bob!
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Our daughter's finally found a
handsome rainicorn to love.
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JAKE: You think I'm a
rainicorn?
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I think we could spot a
member of our own species, Jake.
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We're not blind.
Well, we are a little blind.
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Yes, I guess we are a little
blind.
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JAKE: Uh...Well, hey, come on
in!
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It's awesome to finally meet you
both.
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Your house is very colorful.
FINN: Ha!
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The plan is working, homey.
Jake, what is that thing
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that's talking?
JAKE: Uh...That's, um...
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FINN: I'm Jake's rainicorn
roommate.
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Everyone do the traditional
rainicorn rain dance.
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♪ Heyumbawey ♪
♪ hoo hum boo goo ♪
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Jake, please ask your goblin
Butler to stop insulting my
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heritage.
JAKE: Uh...Yes!
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Get out of here, goblin!
Go fetch us some rainicorn
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snacks!
FINN: But --
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JAKE: Come on, homey.
Help me.
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FINN: Ha!
You got it, homey.
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JAKE: Uh, please, c-come
upstairs.
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My goblin will bring us snacks
in a moment.
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Thank you, Jake.
I'm glad the wife and I made the
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trip from the crystal dimension.
Yes, we're eager to know more
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about the studly young rainicorn
that's dating our daughter.
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Ethel.
JAKE: Well, ask me whatever
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you like, Ethel, Bob.
I am a little curious about
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your goblin.
He looks a little odd.
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JAKE: Well, he's actually a
human.
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Oh, Bob!
Our future son-in-law must be
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filthy rich to afford a human
Butler!
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Shh.
Thank you, Jake, for being
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interested in our daughter.
JAKE: Uh...No problem, Bob.
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Oh! Oh!
Let's play some traditional
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rainicorn games!
Jake, do you know
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kabaladapawumba-pbht!
JAKE: Uh...
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S-say it again?
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
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JAKE: Oh!
[LAUGHING]
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Kabladapuwama-pbht!
I thought you said
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kobloderagut-pbht!
[CHUCKLES]
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But, aw, man, I love getting
down and dirty with some
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klabladapuwama-pbht!
Ha!
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You all should go first, though.
Mm. Bold move letting your
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opponent move first, Jake.
I respect that.
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Very well.
Kabaladapawumba-pbht!
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Oh, Bob!
Ha ha!
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Your turn, Jake!
JAKE: I --
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FINN: Snacks!
Get your snacks!
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JAKE: Finn!
Dude, I have to show lady's
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parents that I have rainbow
powers!
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I need homey help.
FINN: Hmm.
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I got a plan, broham.
Just stretch your horn at me,
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and I'll take care of the rest.
JAKE: You're the best, homey.
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FINN: Homeys help homeys.
JAKE: Ha ha!
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FINN: [INHALES DEEPLY]
JAKE: Kabladapuwama-pbht!
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FINN: [GASPS]
Very unusual color palette,
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Jake.
Yes. Subtle.
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JAKE: Whoo! Oh, yeah!
FINN: [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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JAKE: Finn?
How about we play some more
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traditional rainicorn games, my
boy?
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JAKE: I, uh...
Oh, um...
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Let's do it!
BOTH: Let the games begin!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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JAKE: I'm sorry!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Yo, my bad!
I'll get him!
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[PANTING]
Ooh.
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Hey, man.
How's it going?
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FINN: It's going crud cow!
JAKE: I know, I know.
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I'm sorry.
But they really like me.
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Your plan is working perfectly!
FINN: Being poked in the buns
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and laughed at was not in my
plan!
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Not in the plan!
JAKE: Look, Finn, you know I
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got your back "forevah," but
right now, you're the only one
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who can help me.
Come on, homey.
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Homeys help homeys.
[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hey, guys!
You ready to get this game going
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again?
Oh, no.
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We're pooped.
Yeah, we're about ready to
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break out our picnic basket and
dig in.
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JAKE: Whoa, no.
You're my guests.
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Let me take care of you.
Homey, help me cook something,
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please.
FINN: Okay.
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JAKE: Thanks, Finn.
Okay. Don't worry about a thing.
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Finn'll make a great lunch.
He's a little raw, but he's got
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great taste.
What?
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Wow!
So wealthy and so generous!
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Oh, I was hoping, but I was
afraid to ask.
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Whoa.
I can't wait.
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Oh, I can't wait.
FINN: What?
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Whoa!
Aah!
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Jake!
I think they want to eat me!
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Of course we do!
Jake said you'd make a great
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lunch.
FINN: Jake, come on!
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JAKE: Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
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FINN: Aaah!
Knock it off, Bob!
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Don't you touch him!
JAKE: Wait! Come on!
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Stop it, guys!
Come on, y'all!
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I said stop!
Raaaaaah!
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Now, that's enough!
Nobody's eating Finn!
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He's not my Butler, and he's
not food!
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Finn is my friend!
[BOTH GASP]
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I'm sorry I let the lies get so
far out of hand.
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I just got so scared of losing
lady.
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But if they hate me, so be it.
No more lies.
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[GASPS]
You're a dog?
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JAKE: Yeah, I just...
Oh, look.
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I'm sorry about everything.
I was --
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yay! Hey, hey!
Hooray!
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♪ Today is a happy day ♪
♪ hip, hip, hooray ♪
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♪ today is the day ♪
♪ this dude is a super guy ♪
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♪ oh, me, oh, my ♪
♪ a super guy ♪
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♪ we are the lucky ones ♪
♪ son of a gun, the lucky ones ♪
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♪ the lucky, lucky ones ♪
JAKE: Uh, uh...
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[GASPS]
Lady?
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[SPEAKING KOREAN]
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FINN: What did she say?
JAKE: She says she was
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worried that they'd freak out...
'Cause her parents are bananas
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for dogs!
FINN: J.J. Flip!
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What the zip?
JAKE: Yeah. Saved her dad in
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the war.
FINN: Wow!
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That's flippin' awesome.
[ALL CHOMPING]
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Finn.
FINN: Wha?
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Listen, I just want you to
know how sorry we are about
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trying to eat you.
It's just we thought we'd
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never get another chance.
We thought humans were extinct.
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FINN: Oh.
JAKE: So this isn't human?
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Oh, no.
This is soy people.
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FINN: Oh.
Mmm!
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I've never tasted real human
before, but they say you can't
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even tell the difference.
[SQUISH!]
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JAKE: Ew.
Soy?
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[CHOMPING]
Finn, you're delicious!
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[ALL CHOMPING]
Oh, man!
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