All language subtitles for RuPauls Drag Race - All Stars - s07e06

♪ MTV ♪

RuPaul: Previously
onAll Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to write and deliver

an uplifting
commencement speech

for all the drag-uates
around the world.

[cheering]

The graduating class

of whatever year you're
watching this on YouTube.

[all laugh]

It was just funny and smart

and the way
Jinkx does things.

'Cause we're all gonna die.

[all laugh]

Your speech
was such a great departure

from the tone
that had already been set.

The top two All Stars
of the week are

Jinkx Monsoon and Raja.

[applause]

You've each earned
two legendary Legend Stars,

one to keep,
and one star to give away.

This is your chance
to win $10,000

and earn the power

to block
one of your fellow queens.

Jinkx Monsoon,
con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.
[applause]

With great power
comes great responsibility.

You're blocked!

-Aah!
-Yas!

[laughs]

-Girl.
-[laughs]

Guess what?

♪ I got a star ♪

Yes!

Yay!

Legendary Legend Star,
I got one.

I'm here.

I'm playing the game.

Watch out, because
I am here to slay.

Okay?

Congratulations
to the two winners!

[cheers and applause]

Raja, you finally
got your first star.

-Congratulations!
-I'm so happy.

[laughs]

-I'm overjoyed.
-I'm overjoyed.

It's the Botox!
[all laugh]

Jinkx, you're
the frontrunner with two.

Two fucking stars, whore.

Feels pretty good.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

It feels great,
but, you know,

we're gonna be giving away
a star each,

so I'm not gonna be the only one
with two stars for long.

Oh, that's true.

-Ooh!
-Oh!

[laughs]

Donatella!

The Real Housewives
of Liverpool.

Did they take your plunger?

Yeah!
[all laugh]

Oh, bitch, where was that,
in your ass?

I sat on it and it disappeared.

But thank you, Jinkx.
I was expecting it.

-You were?
-I was.

After the moment that we had
when I was that I was probably--

Oh, no, it wasn't that.

I mean, like, it would
make sense if it was that.

But, like, I feel like you've
been on a very steady incline,

and I honestly thought

it just as easily could
have been Raja and you tonight.

And I'm like, A, I wanna do
a show with you someday,

and B, I've gotta block her.

[all laugh]

I know for a fact

Jinkx blocked me because
of what I said to her last week.

I was thinking
of blocking someone else,

however, that person
was not up for a block.

Oh, you were gonna
double-block me.

What was going through my mind
when I said that?

I mean, look at the mess
you've made.

God.

Well, you finally learned

what the rest of
the plunge alliance knows.

Wow.

All I know is I have a plunger,

and I just did have a one-on-one
with Nancy Pelosi,

and she's currently
writing up your papers

to get every
single one of you deported.

[all laugh]

Run, girls!

-So...
-So...

So!

Jinkx!

[laughs]

But really, Jinkx, Raja,

we're curious if the two of you

have thought about who you're
gonna give your second star to.

Mm, I have, yeah.

I'm thinking who do I want
at the finale.

Yeah.

And then I'm also thinking

who are the queens
who have been

really good friends to me
in this competition,

and I would love to, like,
give a little love to.

That's me.
I'm your friend.

If it helps soothe Jinkx's mind

to give me
a little friendly star,

go for it, Jinkx.

Well, all I will say is

I did help some of you
hot glue some outfits together.

And in my defense,

if you like chocolate chips,

these are what
I've got to offer.

I will definitely take
a handout from a loving sister.

I think I got
a unique advantage,

being the only person who's
starless in this situation.

I'm the smartest choice
for sure.

Mm.

You know, just remember, we all
have to share the same werkroom.

[all laugh]

Well, should we just, like--

Get out of fucking drag?

Looking at that big toe,
I would say yes.

[laughs]

Looking at that big nose,
I'd say yes.

Oh, bitch, that big nose
was eliminated seasons ago.

[laughs]

Oh!

Ay-yi-yi.

Let's decide
between the two of us

who makes the most sense.

For me, it's kind of a tossup.

I just wish we had more stars.
Then I could give a star

to everyone I wanted
to give a star to.

That's--Oh, that's a great way
to play the game, Jinkx.

Just, like, hand out stars
to your competition.

I do think about the more
powerful witches, you know...

...who might win
the next challenge,

and then all of a sudden
have three?

Mm-hmm.

I would personally
like to keep both,

but this is, like, a--

you know, this is a Joan
and Christina moment

where you don't get to keep
all your birthday presents,

and you gotta give 'em
to the orphans.

All right, we've made
our decision, ladies.

No, kidding.

[both laugh]

What if I make the wrong choice

and someone wins
the next challenge

and just has, like,
three stars all of a sudden?

Let's let Mommy get hers before
everyone else eats, you know?

[laughs]

I wanna keep 'em all.
Give 'em to me!

I need wine.

Can we have wine in these?

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a cash prize of $200,000,

and will be crowned
queen of all queens.

With extra-special
guest judge, Tove Lo.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

-Yes.
-Yes.

♪ It is another day ♪

Another day, another slay.

Another week. I'm here.

I'm ready to win another star.

We're about to find out today
who gets the extra stars.

I mean, I am a star.

RuPaul has said it many times.

Who else would get one?

-Good morning, guys.
-Good morning.

Good morning, children.

I love your hat, Raja.

You look so cute.

-Yes!
-Oh, thank you.

Ru's gonna gag
when he walks in.

We're gonna have
the same outfit on.

[all laugh]
Can you imagine?

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

Come on, red pants.

Good morning, queens,

-Good morning, Mother.
-Good morning, Ru.

Now, last week, Raja and Jinkx
were the top two All Stars,

and they both received
two legendary Legend Stars,

one to keep,
and one to give away.

[gasps]

-Raja.
-Yes.

Which queen
have you decided to gift

with a legendary Legend Star?

I've decided to give my star

to a person
that I absolutely adore.

I really see the magic
in this person.

So therefore,
I give my second star...

to the lovely Yvie Oddly.

[cheering]

I love you, dear.

Thank you!

You're welcome, cunt.

[all laugh]

Jinkx, which queen
have you decided

to gift with
your legendary Legend Star?

This queen puts a smile
on all of our faces

and makes every difficult day
in this pink hamster cage

a little bit easier.

And that's why
I give my star...

to Jaida Essence Hall.

Thank you!
[applause]

♪ Wop-wop-wop, wah-ow-ow-ow ♪

Oh!

That's very, very kind.

Yes, it is.

So the midway point
of this competition,

Jinkx has two stars,
Jaida has two stars,

and everyone else has one star.

Now, remember,
in the grand finale,

the four queens with
the most stars will compete

in the Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.

[cheering]

Shout it out loud.

Now, ladykins,
hold on to your wigs,

because we're about to turn back
the Drag Racetime machine...

[imitates Cher] Whoa!

[all laugh]

...to the year 2000.

-Oh.
-Ooh.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to live your
Y2K girl group fantasy

on a flashback episode
of MTV's TRL.

Wow.
[all laugh]

Yes!

I love TRL!

Now, TRLwas a showcase of
the hottest talent of the day.

Think Destiny's Child,

Britney,

Xtina,

Eden's Crush.

And now it's your turn
to dazzle us.

AllStars7.

Now, you'll form
two hot, new girl groups.

Now, one group will debut
the eternal love song,

[exaggerated pronunciation]
"2-gether 4-ever."

-Ooh!
-[laughs]

And the other group will debut
the epic breakup song

Titanic.

-[ship's horn]
-[all laugh]

You'll write and record
your verses

and create your own
sickening choreography.

And to style a group look,

feel free to use makeup palettes

provided by Anastasia
Beverly Hills.

-Ooh!
-Yes!

Now, later today
you'll be recording

with hit makers
Leland and Freddy Scott.

-Yes!
-Yes!

Werk!

And tomorrow on the main stage,

you'll make your TRLdebut,

where we will be joined by
our extra-special guest judge,

recording sensation Tove Lo.

[cheers and applause]

Now, I will leave you
to divide into two groups.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

All right.

We've gotta just
break into groups?

Yeah.

-You wanna split it this way?
-I mean, I'm down with this.

-Yeah.
-Let's do it.

-Werk.
-Yeah, I could do this.

♪ We have a folder ♪

♪ A beautiful pink folder ♪

-Okay.
-Today's maxi-challenge

is the TRL, Total Request Live
girl group challenge.

Song choice is Titanic.

We also have another song
option, 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

This is what I spent

my little five-year-old gay life
being all about.

I remember I bought
my first Destiny's Child CD,

and I choreographed,
like, numbers

to all of their different songs.

So, ho-ho-ho, I'm rared up.
I'm ready to rip it apart.

[cracks knuckles]

This Titanicone
is definitely--

It's about--

-Danity Kane-y.
-Yes.

But it's also Black Eyed
Peas-ish a little bit.

Oh, yeah, Black Eyed Peas
for sure. I feel that.

Titanicis a breakup song.

This is taking me back.

When I was, like, 15, 16,

I literally thought I was
in love with Justin Timberlake

and cried myself to sleep

because I knew he was straight
and I was gay,

and he would never love me.

How sad.

-2 GETHA 4 EVA.
-This is 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

Oh, this is very N'Sync.

Very Eden's Crush.

I like 2 GETHA 4 EVA

because it makes me feel
like I'm super sickening.

You wanna get up and dance,

wanna shake a little bit of ass.

And it's just giving me
the full girl group fantasy.

[pronouncing]
♪ Together forever ♪

♪ Ooh, together forever ♪

-So?
-Okay.

I definitely wanna do
the Titanic.

Titanicwas the one that
I felt the most, like--

It feels a little R&B to me.

It does.

I do like Titanic.

Well, first
let's divvy up, uh...

-The groups?
-The groups.

We've decided, because we were
together in the lineup,

the four of us, Shea, Monét,
Trinity, and myself

would be a team,
and you guys would--

Yeah, I noticed that
and wasn't too happy about it.

I just feel like we've just been

put into a predetermined
group by another group,

and we have no say in it
whatsoever.

-So I'm, like--
-Well--

It wasn't anything shady.

Is our team happy

being put in a team together
chosen by the other team?

I've got an idea.

Everyone just think
to themselves for a second

which song they most wanna do.

Now, you go to the couch
for the song you wanna do,

and if there's too many
on one couch,

we will figure out
how to even it out.

This is couch 2 GETHA 4 EVA.

That's couch Titanic.

Don't worry about how many
people are in a team yet.

Just go to where your heart is.

Go where your heart is.

Well, listen, there's too many
here already if I go,

so I'm just gonna stay here.

Do you wanna do Titanic,Viv?

No, honestly, I'm good.

This is, like, first sex.
It's so confusing.

Somebody just put something
in somebody's hole please.

I just wanted
to voice my opinion

about what happened over there.

Now we're here.

-This group looks cool, so--
-Okay.

-[laughs] We look cool?
-Yeah.

But thank you.

All right,
let's fuck it up, then.

Let's make it poppy.

All I'm trying to say is
let's take it to the car park,

sort it out,
and get over it.

No, no, I don't
advocate violence.

[laughs]

♪ Titanic, ha, ha ♪

-♪ Titanic ♪
-♪ Titanic ♪

I am happy with my team.

You know what?
Sometimes Mother Mary

just be looking down
right at you.

She, like, baby,
I see what you need,

and I'm gonna provide.

Myself and Shea,

we were at the top of
the first girl group challenge.

I love Raja's creativity,

I love Trinity's tenacity.

It's fierce,
and we're fantastic.

I do know a fact
about the early 2000s.

They were really into
low-rise jeans.

I don't know if that helps us.

[all laugh]

What is our girl group name?

What is the group name?

What are our initials?

T-S--ooh, T-S...

-R-M.
-R-M.

TSRM.

TSRM.

Or MSTR is "Mister."

Ooh!
[all laugh]

MSTR!

The four of us are M.S.T.R.

I love the idea of being
in the girl group.

I love this challenge so much.

I've always wanted to be
in a girl group, of course.

It's so fun.

I'm gonna girl it up.

I had this thought, like,

what if it's, like,
this is our first performance

as just the four of us,

like, after
our fifth member went solo?

So smart, Shea.

Maybe like our old group
was, like, M.S.T.R.Y.,

and, like, the girl
that left was Yvie.

Oh, my God, that's good!

We used to be M.S.T.R.Y., but--

You know, the Y left.

Yes, bitch, yes,
that's so good.

That's so good, guys.

What if we went
in the direction of, like,

we're the other girls,

like, because we were all
just kind of put here?

[laughs]

I like that.

What if we were all the girls

who got kicked out
of other girl groups?

-Of other girl groups!
-Yes.

And put into
a girl group together.

Like the anti-super-group.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Our girl group
is called The Other Girls,

and it is exactly
what it says on the tin:

We are the other girls
who didn't quite make the cut

from the more
well-known girl groups.

I think the character I want
is, like, somebody

who didn't understand
how to be in a pop group

and was, like,
trying, like, so hard.

One of my lines
that I've written

is, like...
♪ Baby, baby, you're my baby ♪

♪ I'm your baby, baby,
definitely maybe ♪

And, like,
I just didn't understand--

Like, what if, like,
you were just a robot

-programmed for being...
-Ahh!

...being in a girl group,
but you're overloaded?

I just go too hard.

Stepford Wives.

Do-si-do,
do-si-do, do-si-do.

I was thinking what if I was,
like, the rapper of the group,

but, like, very bad at rapping.

[all laugh]

Like, off the beat.

Terrible lines
that don't really, like,

what the fuck
is she talking about?

I really love this idea.

You know, back then,
like, there was always one

who was clearly much older
than everyone else?

So I'm gonna be the old lady,

and then we get to you,
and you just go, "I'm British."

[all laugh]

You're our exotic British girl.

You're exotic.

First time
I've been called "exotic."

[all laugh]

Maybe my verse
could just be, like,

just the most stupid
British references.

You eat bangers and mash, and--

All we drink is tea.

Listen, I may have had
a little upset moment

that the other girls had
chosen that team without me

and blah, blah, blah.

But I'm kind of feeling

that this is a bit
of a silver lining,

because the direction
we're going in our group

gives me a lot more room

to be just ridiculous
and stupid.

So this has kind of
worked in my favor.

We know that they're
going to serve for real,

like, Y2K girl group realness.

-So why not--
-Just be stupid.

So why not be stupid?

I kind of want
the critique to be,

"I don't have a fucking clue
what we just watched,

but it was fantastic."

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

[RuPaul laughs]

-Oh!
-Hi!

Hi, gentlemen.

-How are you?
-Good.

It's time to record
our song Titanic

with Leland and Freddy.

Cuties.

We are here to help you
take us back to the year 2000.

Honestly, I couldn't tell you

what happened
in the early 2000s.

Where most of these girls
were teenagers,

I was a full-grown adult,
partying,

woke up at 4:00
in the afternoon,

went to bed
at 6:00 in the morning.

That's the girl.

So between 2000 and 2008,

kind of a blur.

All right, Monét, so tell me,
is there an artist

that you're going to model
your vocal sound after?

My queen Britney.

Great. So you're gonna give us
a little bit of that nasal,

a little bit
of that affected tone?

For sure.

I feel like I'm gonna channel,
like, a little Left Eye.

Okay.

A little bit of,
like, will.i.am.

Great.

My entire verse,
it's literally about

being obsessed
with Justin Timberlake.

Will you be singing or rapping?

Yes.

[laughs]

So my goal here
is to sound young.

-Right, okay.
-Just like a girl.

Femme and young.
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

I cannot wait to hear this.

-Me, either.
-Me, too.

One, two, three, four.

♪ I hate you, baby boy,
you tearin' up my heart ♪

♪ Too busy to text,
Destiny fell apart ♪

♪ Frosted tips,
you know I had 'em ♪

♪ Yeah, Justin,
you had me gaggin' ♪

♪ Not N'Sync
from the very first start ♪

♪ This blessed crush
had to depart ♪

[cries]

Let's try it the octave up
and see how you feel.

-And just go for it.
-All right.

♪ I hate you, baby boy,
you tearin' up my heart ♪

♪ Too busy to text,
Destiny fell apart ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Raise your hand
if you had frosted tips.

Oh, I did.

I had--I had Justin's hair.

His actual hair, or...

No, like, the--Oh, yeah,
I wish I had his actual hair.

♪ Honey, your heart,
why so cold? ♪

♪ "That's hot,"
melt like Gold ♪

♪ Hi-yaah ♪

-I like that.
-I liked it, too.

-Yeah, that's nice.
-Yeah.

♪ Hell, no, boy,
you best stop trippin' ♪

♪ What's wrong, boo,
your CD skippin'? ♪

♪ Better not play me
like a clown ♪

♪ Or like Titanic,
it's goin' down ♪

♪ My love to you ♪

[cheering]

Yes, bitch, it was so good!

Do I smell a top-two spot
coming on?

Freddy and I,
we're gonna rush home

right after school
to watch this on TRL.

We cannot wait to see it.

Who are we channeling today?

My character is a pop robot

sent back from the future
to destroy the competition.

It's kind of like taking the
piss out of British stereotypes,

what Americans think
of British people.

Okay.

Cups of tea, foreskin.

You had me at foreskin.

[all laugh]

I don't know
if you watched my season,

but, um, I had this moment
in the singing challenge

where I held
a really, really long note.

-Mm-hmm.
-And I'd like to do that again.

In this song, I'm gonna do
what I know best,

and rap about poop and love.

Just drop that shit.

[all laugh]

One, two, three.

♪ Just like diarrhea,
we've exploded in love ♪

♪ You got me high, babe,
like I'm gassy ♪

♪ And we're floating above ♪

♪ Gonna start a royal family ♪

♪ Bangers and mash
we're meant to be ♪

♪ 4 EVAAAHH... ♪

♪ Dial up a modem, and
I'll never keep you waiting ♪

[imitates dial-up modem]

♪ EVAAAHH... ♪

♪ Baby, you are
the shit, pbblt ♪

♪ I love it
when he sweeps my chimney ♪

[imitates dial-up modem]

♪ ...AAAHH ♪

-Pbblt, pbblt, pbblt.
-Great.

♪ Aah, urrgghh ♪

What note is that?

I think it was a D-flat.

[all laugh]

Pbblt.

By the way, your dial-up modem.
Perfect.

[imitates dial-up modem]

That noise brings back
so many bad memories

of trying to watch porn
in peace as a teenager.

Because every time
your parents would hear that,

they'd be like, "Ooh,
they're masturbating again."

[imitates dial-up modem]

Be-doo-boop-boop-err-err-err.

Aah! No! [laughs]

You're not the only one
who can hold a note, Jinkx.

[all laugh]

Well, well, well.

I feel like this is, like,
the Jets meet the Sharks.

[all laugh]

I don't know the reference.

-It's West Side Story.
-It's West Side Story.

Oh, okay.

It is now time for us
to choreograph

[mispronouncing]
our "choreo-graffy"

for the TRL,
Total Ru-quest Live,

girl group challenge.

[correct pronunciation]
Choreography.

[laughs]

What we can do,
we can just go, like,

2-GETH-A

4-EV-A.

Oh, that makes sense.

Ah, la.

-♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA, boom, boom ♪
-Punch, punch.

Yeah.

Would you mind
standing in front of us

-and showing us one more time?
-Oh, yes, sure.

Imma be honest with y'all.

I am not a choreographer,

but I wanna make sure
that we look very professional

in front of the other girls.

Intimidate them a little bit,
get 'em a little scared.

I think we should do something
along the lines of, like,

giving flowers
and then, like, banging.

So, like, something like--

♪ And it's our anniversary ♪

♪ Every single night ♪

Yes, I want an anniversary.

[Yvie laughs]

Every single--

Should we go this way
and you guys go that way?

That would be cute.

Every single night.

-Ah-choo!
-Bless you.

Actually, I'm allergic
to their choreography.

[laughs] ♪ Uh ♪

I know I'm not known
as a dancer,

but I did dance for many years.

I just didn't keep up with it.

When I was growing up,

I was more concerned with
LARPing in the wilderness.

That's actually
how I chipped my tooth.

I chipped my tooth LARPing.

I used to lie and say it was
a skateboarding accident,

because I thought
it made me sound cooler.

But, no,
it was a LARPing accident.

[laughs]

I'm not sure
I like the thrust step.

I feel like it needs
to look a bit more 2000-y.

This is very 2000s, right?

Isn't it?

That is, but I think
it would be way more 2000s

if we punched down
into our step.

Sure, sure, sure.

That ♪ everything ♪
is so N'Syncy.

So, like,
bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

-Very 2000.
-Let's get it.

These other girls were
rejected from other groups

for very obvious reasons.

♪ Every single night, uh ♪

Their choreography
is definitely muy interesante.

We're having so much fun.
This is so much fun.

Drag is fierce and fun.
There we go.

Maybe, you know, it's just
so fierce I don't get it.

That's also a possibility.

What do y'all think of what
we've done so far? Any notes?

[mumbling]

All: Cute.

I have this idea.

Okay, let's try for the chorus,

it's "Titanic,
I gave all my love to you."

-Ooh, I like that.
-So boom, boom, boom.

That's very Britney.

In the past,

these have been the challenges
that I've excelled at.

Now, you have myself and Monét,
who are skilled dancers.

You've got Trinity and Raja,
who kind of have two left feet.

But if you have two right feet
and two left feet,

you're gonna get four feet?

You're gonna get
four regular feet.

[laughs]

-One, two, three, four.
-One, two, three, four.

-One, two, three, four.
-One, two, three, four.

Ball change,
two, three, four.

I'm still unclear.
So once we get back here,

how we're getting to there
to walk forward.

So, let's--
Can we walk through that

before we do it all together?

-Okay.
-Uh-huh.

I would consider myself

someone who can
throw around their ass

enough to be considered
a dancer.

Not professional,
but maybe a stripper.

Six, seven, eight.

♪ Duh duh duh duh duh duh ♪

♪ ...in two,
Titanic ♪

♪ Bah dah dah dah ♪

♪ Uh, uh ♪

I'm a dancer,

but, like, I'm more
of a sexy lounge act.

♪ Uh, uh, uh, Titanic ♪

This is like pop star stuff.

Some bitches have them skills.
I'm not the one.

♪ Titanic ♪
Two, three, four.

-One, two, three, four.
-Oh.

Oops.

So end that,
you can catch up to her,

and then--no, no, no, no, no.

-Show me again.
-Oh, the right leg.

-So right, left--
-So you're already on--

-Ow.
-Ooh!

Wait, how does it go?

Uh...

Ooh, Lord.

I just wonder if this Titanic,

maybe Rose would let go.

[laughs]

Oh, bad, Jinkx, bad!

[whispers]
Iceberg straight ahead.

How does it look?
Be honest.

-Well...
-Well...

[all laugh]

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha-ha ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha-ha ♪

[Jinkx laughs]

Today we're getting ready for
our TRLgirl group challenge.

Is this your yoga mat?

Yeah, I always travel with it.

At this point in the game,

I'm using my own self
affirmations that help me out.

You're good enough,
you're smart enough,

you're gorgeous enough.

Sun salutation.

Yes.

I should do
a little yoga.

Oh, my God, group yoga?

-Oh!
-I think it's great

in these moments when
there's so much pressure.

You know, bend over.

[chuckles]

It might make you feel better.

I can't even touch my toes.

You should be able
to touch your toes.

I can't touch my toes.

Ask any the trade.

[Monét laughs]

I am feeling so excited,

and we have seem to have found
just this master plan

of how to really kill something
that may not be our strongest.

And you've all been
so much fun to work with.

-I'm so excited.
-This is so stupid!

Yeah, like, ultimately, we've
got a really easy objective,

which is to go out
and, like, have fun

and be in these crazy-ass
characters we came up with.

I am so ready to be girling
around in girl groups, girl.

I may only have one star
right now,

but I'm clearing space
on my jacket for another.

We didn't even
really necessarily

choose to work together,

but sometimes
fate just makes it work.

We took lemons
and made, like, lemon juice.

[all laugh]

No, we didn't.
We made--

Lemon juice.
[all laugh]

I'm really excited
about our group.

Yeah, girl,
I feel good about it, too.

I love the choreography
that we came up with.

Yep.

I'm super proud of everybody.

-I'm hella proud of Raja.
-Oh, yeah.

Because she's hella
pushed through, and you, too.

Thank you.

I think we could be in the top.

We're really serving up early
2000s girl group, you know?

Yeah, which was the challenge.

Mm-hmm.

It was cute coming in
with a big bang

the first week.

Top two,
legendary Legend Star.

But I feel like
I'm starting to...

[clears throat]

[whispers]
fade in the background.

So I can't let that happen.

Should we make them kiss?

This is my week
to remind those judges

that I'm Shea Couleé
and I didn't come to play.

I came to slay.

If this were school,

we really nailed
this assignment.

Well, let's see who's gonna
be the class president.

The vale-dick-torian.

The valedictorian.
[laughs] Yes.

I'm gonna go.
I gotta get ready.

Work that gas.

So the mood for the makeup
is Michelle Visage Season 3.

-Aah!
-Well, ladies,

it is now officially the halfway
point of the competition.

Yeah, it's definitely
that time in the competition

where if someone needs help
hot-gluing a dress together,

you don't help them, 'cause
they didn't give you a star.

[Monét laughs]

-Oh!
-Okay.

Whew!

Trinity, I know this
doesn't change anything,

but it was basically
between you and Jaida

for that very reason.

-Well!
-Well, shit.

-Well.
-Well.

I was chosen.

-You are the chosen one.
-Yes.

I'm happy for you,
I really am.

You're deserving.
You're such a sweetheart.

I'm just joking, bitch.

Obviously there's two people
with two stars,

but that's not so far ahead

where somebody else can't just,
like, quickly get ahead.

I mean, that's why blocking

feels very real to me,
like, right now.

I'm blocked.

Oh, yeah, you are blocked.

And I'm really annoyed,

'cause I feel so good
about this challenge.

Who do you have to blame
for that again?

I have my own girl group member
to blame for that, Jinkx.

I didn't know that
we'd be a group together

seconds after blocking you.

Oh, the other girls knew
we'd be a group together.

[chuckles]

Whoa!

The Vivienne,
are you still mad about that?

No, I'm, like, fuck.

I'm completely fine.
All is good.

I am so over it.

I am.

I'm ready to kill it

with my team
that was assigned for me.

[laughs]

Vivienne over there practicing.

This is a resting bitch face.

It's just the filler. Look.

Whew.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

Michelle:
Look at those hips, bitch!

And what?

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.

Michelle Visage. Now, you were
in the girl group Seduction.

What was your
most requested video?

It Takes Twogirls, one cup.

I've seen that one.

[all laugh]

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, what's your favorite
girl group?

Well, you know I'm a sucker
for frosted tips, so...

-N'Sync.
-[all laugh]

Speaking of frosted hair,
the fabulous Tove Lo.

Welcome, my darling.

Thank you.

So who's your favorite
girl group?

Definitely Spice Girls.
Ziggah-ziggah.

What did she just call me?

Ooh!
[all laugh]

This week,
we challenged our queens

to live their wildest
Y2K girl group fantasy

on a flashback episode of TRL.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

[screaming and cheering]

Hey, what up?
It's me, Carson Gayly,

and today's Total Ru-quest Live
is off the chain.

First, we got one
of the hottest new girl groups

singing one of our
most requested songs ever.

Performing Titanic,
give it up for M.S.T.R.

[screaming and cheering]

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha-ha, ha-ha ♪

♪ Titanic, ha, ha ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ I hate you, baby boy,
you tearin' up my heart ♪

♪ Too busy to text,
Destiny fell apart ♪

♪ Like Kathie Lee dump Regis,
love went down the drain ♪

♪ You areThe Weakest Link,
dust it off, try again ♪

♪ Frosted tips,
you know I had 'em ♪

♪ Yeah, Justin,
you had me gaggin' ♪

♪ I went crazy, was obsessin' ♪

♪ Fell in love,
then couldn't have him ♪

♪ I know this love
ain't real love ♪

♪ You weren't sent from above ♪

♪ Not N'Sync from the start ♪

♪ This blessed crush
had to depart, oh ♪

♪ You remind me
of that old woman ♪

♪ You dropped your diamond
in the ocean ♪

♪ Titanic, I gave
all my love to you ♪

♪ Like an iceberg,
you broke my heart in two ♪

♪ Titanic, should have
seen you from the start ♪

♪ Now our love is sinking,
and I'm torn apart ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ha-ha, ha-ha ♪

♪ Titanic, ah, ah, ha ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Hell, no, boy,
you best stop trippin' ♪

♪ What's wrong, boo,
your CD skippin'? ♪

♪ Better not play me
like a clown ♪

♪ Or like Titanic,
it's goin' down ♪

♪ Like that JLo neck ♪

♪ Turn around, girl,
let me see that back ♪

♪ Just got hit up
by your friend ♪

♪ 'Cause, oops,
I did it again ♪

♪ Atlantic, deep my loots
I keep ♪

♪ Sink my bling-bling,
bye-bye, ring ♪

♪ Treasure chasin',
danger facin' ♪

♪ Baby, you're drownin',
frozen frownin' ♪

♪ Honey, your heart,
why so cold? ♪

♪ "That's hot,"
Melt like gold ♪

♪ Clubbing in
our Juicy Cou ♪

♪ Call me Angel Lucy Liu,
Hi-yah! ♪

♪ First you painted me
like that French bitch ♪

♪ Then you threw me overboard ♪

♪ Titanic, I gave
all my love to you ♪

♪ Like an iceberg,
you broke my heart in two ♪

♪ Titanic, should have
seen you from the start ♪

♪ Now our love's sinking,
and I'm torn apart ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ha-ha, ha-ha ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Ah, ah, oh ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

♪ You remind me
of that old woman ♪

♪ You dropped your diamond
in the ocean ♪

♪ First you painted me
like that French bitch ♪

♪ Then you threw me overboard ♪

-♪ Titanic ♪
-Titanic!

♪ I gave all my love to you ♪

♪ Like an iceberg,
you broke my heart in two ♪

♪ Titanic, should have
seen you from the start ♪

♪ Now our love is sinking
and I'm torn apart ♪

♪ Titanic, ah, ah,
ha-ha, ha-ha ♪

♪ Titanic, Titanic ♪

♪ Titanic ♪

[screaming and cheering]

Ladies, that was great.
Come on over here.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Awesome job.

Anything you wanna say
to your fans out there?

[cheering]

Um, I just wanna let
all of our fans know

that I'm going solo.

-Oh.
-What?

Huh?

What does that make us?

Um, that makes you, um...

-M.T.R.?
-M.T.R.!

M.T.R. You know what?

We're better off without you.
Bye, bitch.

It's okay. We're still
the best of friends.

All right. Thank you.

Let's hear it for M.S.T.R.

Thank you, ladies.

-It's M.T.R., it's M.T.R.
-Bye!

Next week here on TRL,
from HBO's Sex in the City,

we have the four ladies
talking about

how they're best friends
in real life,

and they're gonna
work together forever.

But first,
making their TRLdebut,

performing their
blockbuster hit 2 GETHA 4 EVA,

put your hands in the air
for The Other Girls.

[screaming and cheering]

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Aow ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

-Yeah!
-[laughs]

♪ I got an English guy
to love me ♪

♪ He's got a foreskin
and he drinks tea ♪

♪ He loves to love
my double-decker puss ♪

♪ Gonna start a royal family ♪

♪ Bangers and mash
we're meant to be ♪

♪ I love it
when he sweeps my chimney ♪

♪ I get this rumble in my tummy
when you're holding my hand ♪

♪ So baby,
let me clear the air ♪

♪ You're like
my number one fan ♪

♪ But you're my number two ♪

♪ I'm so in love with you ♪

♪ Just like diarrhea,
we've exploded in love ♪

♪ You got me high, babe,
like I'm gassy ♪

♪ And we're floating above ♪

♪ The new millennium hit ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby,
you're the shit ♪

♪ And it's our anniversary ♪

♪ Every single night ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Just like Brad and Jen,
till the end ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Like Nick and Jessica,
so in love ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ I want you now ♪

♪ And I want you
even when we're old ♪

♪ Old and gross, eew ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Like my hip,
our love is titanium ♪

♪ And we're aging
at the same rate ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm very young ♪

♪ So pledge your heart to me
eternally ♪

♪ Gonna be around forever
like a CD ♪

♪ And I've still got two years
left to have your baby ♪

♪ 'Cause I've fallen for you,
and I can't get up ♪

♪ Baby, I'm your baby,
you're my baby ♪

♪ I'll love you forever,
never maybe ♪

♪ If you ever need me,
you can page me ♪

♪ And I'll call you from
this flip-phone till I'm 80 ♪

♪ Our connection is amazing ♪

♪ Dial up my modem and
I'll never keep you waiting ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Can we recite
our wedding vows ♪

♪ Every single night? ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Like Paris and Nicole,
beautiful ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Like Diddy and JLo,
powerful ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA,
I want you now ♪

♪ And I want you
even when we're old ♪

♪ Old and gross, eew ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ And it's our anniversary ♪

♪ Every single night ♪

♪ Can we recite
our wedding vows ♪

♪ Right until we die? ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Just like Brad and Jen,
till the end ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ Like Nick and Jessica,
so in love ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

♪ I want you now and I want you
even when we're old ♪

♪ Old and gross, eew ♪

♪ 2 GETHA 4 EVA ♪

[screaming and cheering]

Yes, yes, girls forever!

-Thank God.
-Let's hear it for them.

Wow. All right, ladies,
I gotta know.

Vivienne, what's next for you?

I just wanna let my fans know
that Brexit was not my idea,

so that's why I'm in America,
and more music.

All right.
Yvie, what about you?

Total pop domination.

Okay, what about you?

I'm going to get
a hot lamb placenta injection

here, here, and here

All right, and Jaida, you?

I just really need to use
the fucking bathroom.

Well, you heard it here first.

All right,
that's a wrap on TRL.

I'm Carson Gayly.

Thanks for watching.

Goodbye!

[screaming and cheering]

Category is Night Of
A Thousand Dolly Partons.

Up first, Monét X Change.

Ross: Yes!

Tove: She's making
that patch work.

Michelle:
Quilted for her pleasure.

[all laugh]

Monét: I am serving
a chocolate-dipped Dolly

in this custom hand-quilted
trench coat gown.

If Dolly Parton was born in
Brooklyn by two Black people,

this would be her.

RuPaul: Yes, it's getting
severe-ville up in here.

[all laugh]

Trinity the Tuck.

Tove: Good golly, Miss Dolly.

[all laugh]

Michelle:
Dolly definitely would.

RuPaul:
Yes, she would.

[all laugh]

Trinity:
I am feeling the Dolly fantasy.

Her boobs are huge.

Her hair is not real.

She is definitely
somebody like my aunt.

[laughs]

RuPaul: Looks like
she poured herself

two cups of ambition.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Shea Couleé.

Ross: She got bone spurs.

Michelle: She should get
those spurs checked out.

[all laugh]

Shea: I wanted to switch it up

and bring a different side
of Dolly

that people aren't
really used to seeing.

I'm giving you biker Dolly
in this fierce fringe jacket.

This is very Dolly,
this is very Shea.

I'm feeling my little
peroxide fantasy. Hello.

RuPaul: Best little whorehouse
in Chicago.

[all laugh]

Michelle:
Hey, I know that one.

RuPaul: Raja.

Get a load
of those Smokey Mountains.

[Michelle laughs]

Raja: I've been a Dolly fan
for decades,

and this is like
a fantasy for me.

I have long red nails,

big, big, giant blonde hair,

glass beads,
crystals, rhinestones.

Look at me.
I'm Dolly fucking Parton.

Michelle; She's really
Joleneing into this look.

[Ross laughs]

RuPaul: The Vivienne.

Tove: Very Steel Dragnolias.

[Ross laughs]

Michelle; Looks like she's got
her Nine to five-inch nails.

[all laugh]

Vivienne: I feel like Dolly
has come inside me.

Hang on,
let me rephrase that.

I feel like

the personification
of Dolly Parton. [laughs]

This is very 2000s Dolly.

You know, you'd see her on tour
wearing something like this.

It's quite understated,

but it's still got
that big old Dolly drama.

Ross: You know what
this shade of blue is called?

-What?
-Bluegrass.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall.

Michelle:
That's a good, old-fashioned,

Tennessee gold rush.

Tove: She had me at...yellow.

[all laugh]

Jaida: I am your ray of sunshine

in this sickening
yellow garment.

My hair is big and blonde,
and so are my tits, honey.

They're juicy and bouncing
all over the place,

and I am having
a really fun time, period.

Ross: I call this one Jane
and this one Lily.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Jinkx Monsoon.
[all laugh]

Tove: On a scale from
9:00 to 5:00, it's a 10.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Two whores down,

they're laughing and drinking
and having a party.

[all laugh]

Michelle: It's so stupid.

Jinkx: Dolly in the eighties,
she's just got a little, like,

pep in her step
that's uniquely hers.

So I am giving you the folksy,
warm, hometown Dolly.

[laughs]

Michelle; You could hire me
for any neighborhood ho-down.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Yvie Oddly.

Tove: She came in here
in a white limousine.

Michelle; Look, everybody,
it's the bride of Dolly.

[all laugh]

Yvie: Howdy, y'all,
it's Doll-Yvie Parton.

[laughs]
This is not my brand,

but I am serving
some pretty miraculous Dolly

for somebody who is known
for not doing impersonations.

Ross: Drink your juice, Shelby.

Just don't spill it.
I'm wearing white.

[all laugh]

♪ New friends silver ♪

♪ Old friends gold ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

Welcome, ladies.

You know,
Dolly Parton once said,

"It's a good thing
I was born a girl.

Otherwise,
I'd be a drag queen."

[all laugh]

Tonight, you've done her proud.

And now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Monét X Change.

[imitating Dolly]
Well, hi there, Ru.

[all laugh]

-I loved you in the performance.
-Thank you.

Because your lyrics
put me back in a place.

You know, Regis and Kathie Lee,
The Weakest Link.

You're giving it your all,
and that's what we want.

-Thank you.
-I loved your presence.

You feel very comfortable
performing on stage.

It just felt spot-on to me.

I love this Dolly look.

This gorgeous,
like, overcoat gown

is really beautiful
and really silly,

and the way you sold it
was adorable.

I could see, actually,

Patti LaBelle in this look,
too, you know?

Ooh, yeah.

It's really, really gorgeous.

-All right, thanks.
-Thank you, Ru.

Up next, Trinity the Tuck.

Howdy!

[all laugh]

I love this outfit.

Dolly would wear this
in a heartbeat.

And I love the proportion
of your hair, too.

It looks so good on you.

Thank you.

In your performance,

I loved your heartbroken
super fan persona.

I liked the tears at the end,

and then I was like,
oh, I get it.

You were, like, a crazy fan.

You managed to weave a storyline
into your verse,

which is tough to do.

Sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.

-You better werk, bitch.
-Thank you.

All right,
up next, Shea Couleé.

What's wrong, boo,
your CD skippin'?

[all laugh]

That was such a fun lyric.

That's exactly what we think of
when we think of those days.

I think my favorite
kind of nineties Y2K feel

was the burgundy streak
in the front of the hair,

and it looked beautiful
on your skin tone.

You were a pop star out there.

I love watching you perform.

You just own that stage.

I think this look is great.

Like, you kind of stand out
in a different way,

like the kind of bad girl Dolly,
and I really like that.

[laughs]

-Thank you, Shea.
-Thank you.

Up next, it's Raja.

Hi, y'all.

[all laugh]

Well, your performance,
I feel like every girl group

has that one member

that is a little bit more off
than the others,

so maybe it works out,
you know?

Yeah, that was my logic.

It sold it to me even more that
you were a group, so well done.

Yeah. ♪ Dah dah da da-da-da ♪

See, I mean,
I kinda know it.

It's a small Christmas miracle.

[all laugh]

This is the cutest look.

Like, I know
exactly what this is.

I love that
you stoned the shoes.

I love that the hair
is Dolly extra.

It's like three wigs.
It's absolutely glorious.

The dress I feel like you stole
out of Dolly Parton's closet.

It's so gorgeous.

You've checked
all the boxes on this.

Thank you, Raja.

Thank you.

Let's move on
to The Other Girls,

starting with The Vivienne.

[imitating Dolly] Howdy, y'all.
It's great to be here.

[all laugh]

I loved your lyrics.

Oh, thank God.

I think my favorite line is,
and I quote,

"He's got a foreskin
and he drinks tea."

[all laugh]

My husband's
gonna love that line,

-because both are true.
-I bet he is.

Being Swedish,
I love a good foreskin,

and, yeah, I just thought your
performance was bang-on perfect.

Now, let's talk about
this Dolly look.

You look like Dolly Parton.

I don't know how you did it.

You look beautiful.

Thank you, Ross.

And it's just so good
to see you be so good.

It's amazing,
the hair, everything.

It's just fantastic.

Thank you.

Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.

Was it Shakespeare
or Jaida Essence Hall

who said, "Just like diarrhea,
we've exploded in love?"

[all laugh]

Now, I don't think
it's gonna be a number one song,

but it could be a number two.

[all laugh]

Well done!

I'll tell you,
I thought it was hilarious.

You looked so, like,
pretty and beautiful,

and, like,
everything was very perfect,

and then you just hit me
with the diarrhea

and the waving the farts away,

and I laughed a lot
and it made me happy.

I guess I like poo a lot, too.

[all laugh]

This look is so beautiful.

I love the color on you.

I love everything about it.
I love the hair.

And you had so much fun
shakin' them thangs.

That was really cute.

Thank you.

Up next, Jinkx Monsoon.

At first when you walked out,

I was like, oh,
that's a different look

for this kind of performance.

But then, yeah, when I heard
your verse and the titanium hip

and the two years left
to have a baby thing,

I thought it was really funny.

We were girls who had gotten
kicked out of other girl groups.

Oh.

My girl group is all dead now,

so I had to find
a new girl group.

This look tonight
is ri-dic-u-lous.

The way you chose
to impersonate Dolly

was so funny and so simple,

and just kept doing it,
that we were cracking up.

-Thank you.
-Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.

[deep voice]
Howdy, y'all.

[all laugh]

You look so hot, I'm about
to slide off my seat.

I love this.

I loved your performance.

One of you was,
like, screwing you up

or fixing something where
you had, like, a malfunction.

And I was like,
oh, she's a robot!

I feel like you know
exactly what you're doing

in every aspect.

Yeah, I'm just a huge fan
of you, so I love you.

[laughs]

You have this ability
to do, like,

this rapid-fire thing
in your lyrics that I love.

♪ Dial up my modem and
I'll never keep you waiting ♪

♪ Maybe, baby, baby ♪

The triplets.

Yeah, it's so distinctly you.

And the way you move
is so interesting and watchable,

I had a hell of a good time.

This Dolly is one of my favorite
Dolly looks.

Yes!

I love it!

I think you have
the right hair with it,

I think you over-exaggerated
the Dolly caricature,

which is great.

And I think you did a fine job,
Miss Yvie Oddly.

Thank you.

I really enjoyed you
in the girl group.

It was cohesive,
and it was a lot of fun.

-Thank you, Ru.
-Thank you, Yvie.

Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy a House of Love
cocktail in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[humming a tune]

[high-pitched voice]
See ya later, Ru!

[all laugh]

You know, at this point
in the competition,

the girls
have been working so hard,

and they're all fabulous.

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we're looking
for a top two.

They're all so amazing.

I don't understand
how you do this,

because they're all incredible.

But Shea was fire.

I was obsessed with her
throughout the entire thing.

When there's those other
legends up there,

it is hard to pull focus away.

Shea did it.

Yeah, I found myself
focusing a lot on Shea

during the performance.

I think I liked her lyrics
the best.

Yeah, Shea always has
the confidence.

She's a born performer.

Could not take my eyes off
of her during the performance,

and she looked great
as Dolly Parton.

That was really,
really gorgeous.

That outfit isn't
quintessentially Dolly

what you think of.

But it was the perfect thing
to marry Shea and Dolly.

Mm-hmm.

I would say also that Vivienne

was one of
the strongest ones for me.

I just loved, loved her lyrics.

They were hilarious.

They're on-point.
They were personal.

Everyone could pick them up
and hear them

and get the joke right away.

So well done.

Her makeup, she transformed into
Dolly Parton in front of us.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't understand
how she did it.

I know. She looked so good.

-Yeah, so good.
-Oh, my God.

It was amazing.

Also, Monét delivered,
and I kept watching her

throughout
the entire performance.

Her lyrics were
some of my favorites,

because they were
so referential to the time

that it really
brought me back there.

Then on the runway, for me
it was very unexpected

and I think it's really
beautiful and unique.

She turned that coat
of many colors

into this gorgeous,
really classy overcoat gown,

and I loved that.

I just am a huge fan
of Yvie Oddly.

I just think she's a genius.

I've never seen anyone
do what she does.

Yvie Oddly came out
looking like a pop star,

and she did it her way.

She performed incredibly well.
Her lyrics were super fun.

I bought it
hook, line, and sinker.

And then her Dolly,
oh, my goodness.

You know, I love
the kind of garters

on the bottom of the onesie.

I love that it's a knee-length,
short onesie.

I love that it's white.

And then the big old Dolly,
multi-textured hair.

Tonight was a very strong night
for our Oddly.

I loved Yvie tonight.

I loved her in the girl group,
I love her take on it,

I loved her Dolly.

She is uniquely Yvie Oddly.

They're all so good.
This is so tough!

Silence!
I've made my decision.

Bring back my legends.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your TRLperformances

and your Dolly
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

The Vivienne.

Oh, well,
isn't that just typical?

And Yvie Oddly.

Yes, Yvie!
[applause]

Get it, Yvie!

Yes!

Ye-ess!

I did it!

Hold the applause, please.

[laughs]

Yvie, you've earned
a legendary Legend Star.

Which puts you one step closer
to our grand finale

Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.

The Vivienne,
Jinkx blocked you last week,

so you will not be receiving
a legendary Legend Star.

Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.

I live!

Two legends stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power

to block
one of your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck, y'all,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Why'd you come in here
looking like that? ♪

♪ In your cowboy boots
and your painted-on jeans ♪

♪ All decked out
like a cowgirl's dream ♪

♪ Why'd you come in here
looking like that? ♪

♪ Here comes my baby ♪

[all laugh]

♪ Dragging my heart behind ♪

♪ He's driving me crazy ♪

♪ Who says love is blind? ♪

♪ He's got a wandering eye
and a traveling mind ♪

♪ Big ideas
and a little behind ♪

♪ Out with a different woman
every night ♪

♪ But I remember
when he was mine ♪

♪ Why'd you come in here
looking like that? ♪

♪ When you could stop traffic
in a gunny sack ♪

♪ Why, you're almost
giving me a heart attack ♪

♪ When you waltz right in here
looking like that ♪

♪ I just can't stand it ♪

♪ To see him on the town ♪

♪ He's out slow dancing ♪

♪ With every girl around ♪

♪ He's got himself a mean
streak a half a mile wide ♪

♪ Now he's dancing
on this heart of mine ♪

♪ Oh, why'd you come in here
looking like that? ♪

♪ In your high-heel boots
and your painted-on jeans ♪

♪ All decked out
like a cowgirl's dream ♪

♪ Why'd you come in here
looking like that? ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

The Vivienne, con-drag-ulations.

[cheers and applause]

-You're a winner, baby.
-Thank you.

Enjoy your star.
[all laugh]

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

Yvie Oddly, you are safe
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

[laughs]

Queens, will you please join
The Vivienne on stage?

The Vivienne, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Using the Platinum Plunger...

show us which queen
you've chosen to block.

This is my second time
having to block someone,

and it's very hard,
very, very, very hard.

Everything you want
in a penis,

but not what you want
in blocking land.

I mean, your Dolly dress
is nicer than mine.

I don't live!

The other team didn't even
consider me for the challenge.

Oh!

But right now,

I've got something else
playing on my mind.

Hmm, tit for tat?

[laughs]

Oh!

[all laugh]

I'm sorry! [laughs]

Huh. [laughs]

Jinkx Monsoon, next week,
you can compete and even win,

but The Vivienne has blocked you

from earning
a legendary Legend Star.

She sure did.

-Yes, she did.
-[laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going
to love anyone else?

Can I get an "amen" in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

RuPaul: Next time
onAll Stars...

I'm a little irritated,
but that's it.

It will be hard not to block you
next chance I get.

Hell hath no fury
like a witch scorned.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to create a signature
legendary Legend look

inspired by
one of my classic looks.

So, Viv, are you wishing

you had blocked someone else

now that you know
it's a design challenge?

Yeah.

[laughs]

If you win,
don't block me...again.

[both laugh]

Bitch, I have got
to bulldozer these ho's.

Fuck you!

Yes, Trinity!

I literally
can't stand you, bitch.

Can you stop working?

Okay, I'm done.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪