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STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS: What is it,
anyway? Did I do that?
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Or was it always there?
I should probably tell someone.
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No, fuck that, I can't.
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It's all Tommy's fault
I found it in the first place.
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Here, do you ever
stick your finger up yer bum?
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What? What are you on about, Tommy?
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Well, I was up in the Gaeltacht
last summer, right,
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and I was getting with this
absolute beauty.
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You're such a spoofer.
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No, I'm serious, right?
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She was speaking away to me
in Irish,
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well, I haven't a clue what she
was talkin' about,
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but it was so hot.
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You only find the Irish language
sexy because your da was in the Ra.
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My da wasn't in the IRA.
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Then how come we found a box full
of balaclavas under your stairs?
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Cos he gets cold,
he's got weak blood vessels.
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Anyway...! We was out in one of the
fields, right,
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and things start to get a bit hot
and heavy, do you know what I mean?
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And she starts making all these
Irish sex noises.
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She asks me a question, I just
nod my head. I can't even speak,
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I'm in that much ecstasy,
and next thing I know...
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She shoves her finger
right up my hole!
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In your bum?!
Tommy, that's stinkin'!
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I'm telling you, it is unbelievable.
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I'm addicted.
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So now, like, once or twice a week,
I sit down and really treat myself.
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I put on some Sinead O'Connor
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and explore the depths of my rect...
Get away!
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Rachael.
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Need a hand? Aye, good one.
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What do you have this for?
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Art. It's for drawing,
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so you have a reference.
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So... can I have it back?
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Yeah.
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Ahhhh! My hand! No-o-o-o-o!
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Fucking hell.
MICK CHUCKLES
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So, er, where's yous off to?
Tescos, to grab some lunch.
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Do you want to come with?
What? With you?
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Only if you're free. If you don't
want to, it's fine. No, no
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Here, Mick! Ask them if they're up
for a bit of anal play!
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Not with you anyway, you wee rat!
Let's go, Rachael.
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You love it, Siobhan!
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What the hell was that, Tommy?
They love it!
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No, they don't, you spoon!
You scared them off!
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He's right. Look, you'll never get
a bird like that, Tommy.
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You need to be more sensitive.
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See, that's what Niamh
likes about me.
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When are we ever going to
meet this Niamh?
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She's very busy down in Newry.
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Why don't you bring her up to
Belfast for once?
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You and Niamh, me and Siobhan,
and Mick and Rachael.
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She's well into you, man.
Not any more, you dickhead.
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Nah, she is.
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Do you reckon?
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Do you see that wooden hand?
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I bet she shoves that right
up her doot.
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Oh, piss off!
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THEY LAUGH
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STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS:
Maybe Rachael does like me,
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but Tommy is always talking shite -
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like this finger-up-the-bum craic.
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What's that about?
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I've never heard of sticking
your finger up your bum before.
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But then...
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..I've never been with a girl
either.
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But if Tommy's doing it,
maybe everyone's doing it.
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And if everyone's doing it,
I'm not going to be
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the one weirdo who's not doing it!
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I'm testing out the back door
system.
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# Cos it's easy
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# Once you know how it's done
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# You can't stop now
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# It's already begun
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# You feel it runnin'
through your bones
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♪ And you jerk it out... ♪
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MUSIC FADES
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STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS:
What's that?!
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What IS that?
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Was that always there?
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Shit, did I do that?
Was I wanking too hard?
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Michael! Dinner!
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Yeah.
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Sure, we always knew she was like
that - it's all fur coat with her.
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Still a couple of stalls to fill
at this bloody charity thing.
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Don't know why I'm doing
it in the first place.
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Oh, my God, are you serious?!
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Here, two seconds.
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Mum, I'm finished. Can I be excused?
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Me, too.
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What about the dishes?
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BOTH: Bagsy not me!
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You're slow off the mark today.
You feeling OK?
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Yeah. Grand.
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You've barely touched your dinner,
do you not like it?
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Father Donal likes it
when I cook it for him.
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Why do we always have to eat
leftovers from a priest?
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Because I get paid to cook for him
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and, if he has leftovers,
they're not going to go to waste.
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There's people starving all over
this world. Now, come on.
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They'll put hairs on your chest.
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What, are you not hungry?
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Hmm. Oh, for God's sake, fine,
leave it.
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I'll do these, you go on up and do
your homework. Honest to God.
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SHE SIGHS HEAVILY
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Ye-o, ten kills!
Suck my hairy ballbag!
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How are you on ten already?
Ah, shite.
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I've got magic fingers,
just ask your ma.
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My ma says you're shite.
Oh, come on, come on!
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Tommy and Conor's ma, ye-e-o!
Ah, your ma's your da, Mick!
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Conor, don't be like that!
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Ah, shit.
I didn't mean to bring up your da.
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It's grand. It's just what you say.
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I know, but...
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Oh, fuck's sake, Mick,
that was never a kill!
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Um, here, lads...
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What?
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Well, um...
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Yes, shotgun, sweet!
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Well...
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HE STUTTERS
I was trying out, you know,
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earlier on, the pokey bum wank
thing and...
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You stinker!
You actually tried that?!
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No, I was going to, but...
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You're absolutely rotten.
Why would you even do that?
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Ye-o! My influence spreads far
and wide.
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It's good, isn't it?!
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Well, I didn't actually...
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Yes! Yes!
Got you, Mick, you're dead!
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Ah, shit.
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Ha, you can't play properly with all
that shite on your fingers!
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What?!
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It was your idea, Tommy! Anyway...
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It's not about that.
It was afterwards... Ye-o-o!
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Shitey Fingers Mick! I found...
Shitey Fingers Mick...
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Can you just shut up for two
seconds? I'm trying to...
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BOTH CHANT: Shitey Fingers Mick!
Shitey Fingers Mick! 00:06:42,600
CONTROL CLATTERS
Pricks.
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DOOR OPENS
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What's all that effin'
and blinding about? Nothin'.
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What is wrong with you this evening?
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Come on, there's clearly something
wrong. What's up?
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How did Dad first know he was sick?
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You want to know about that?
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I've just been thinking about it.
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Well, um...
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..it was around Easter, um...
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..when he realised something
was wrong,
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so that was... That was... what?
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About a year, year and a half
before he died.
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Because we were on holiday
in Donegal, in Jackson's...
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Do you remember Jackson's Hotel in
Ballybofey?
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The one where you wet the bed? Mum!
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Well, uh, yeah, we were there
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and, uh, we were in
the pool... and he...
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..couldn't lift his arm
to make a stroke.
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Yeah, I gave off stink to him,
you know, I just kept saying,
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"Oh, in the name of God, Jimmy, when
was the last time you were swimming?
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"You're not fit, you need to join a
gym! Blah, blah, blah, blah..."
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No, he was...
SHE SIGHS
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He was obviously worried that the
feeling in his arm, you know...
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..it wasn't right.
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PHONE RINGS
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RINGING STOPS
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HE EXHALES
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SOFTLY: What has you thinking
about your dad?
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You've... You've never
really... spoken about him before.
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I-I don't know.
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Don't remember much about him.
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Well...
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Anything you want to know,
you just ask, OK?
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Any time you want,
we'll talk about him.
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Big eejit that he was.
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PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE
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I'll get it!
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Or you can talk to him.
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He won't talk back, but...
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..he's listening.
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Mick! It's Tommy for you!
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What does he want?
I don't know, do I?
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You know, I could ask
Father Donal to talk to you.
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I'm not talking to a priest.
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All right, Tommy? Why aren't you
answering your phone?
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Making me ring your house phone
like a weirdo.
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Least I got to speak to your sister,
though.
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She's gaggin' for the ride!
TOMMY GIGGLES
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Shut up. What do you want?
Well, I've got big news,
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but you bitched out of the game
before I could tell you.
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You've got a date this Saturday!
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A date, what?
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Aye, I got onto Siobhan.
Me and her, you and Rachael,
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hitting up the cinema.
Are you serious?
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Rachael actually said she wanted to
go with me, like? Well... 00:09:59,639
I mean, I didn't actually speak to
Rachael. Siobhan's sorting it.
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OK, OK. Wow. Class. What's on?
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Well, it doesn't matter what film's
on, you spanner!
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Dark room, back row, cut a hole
in the bottom of the popcorn box.
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No-one actually does that, do they?
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Well, I mean, they don't actually do
the popcorn box thing, but...
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..it's just a bit of wee
hand-shandy in the cinema...
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Everyone's doing it!
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Siobhan and Rachael are well
up for it, man! See you the morra!
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CALL DISCONNECTS
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STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS: A date?!
With Rachael?! Fucking right!
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But what if she wants to
touch my ball?
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She'll freak out and
probably tell everyone!
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Mum! Get out! Oh, Jesus!
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What are you doing, Mum?!
Calm yourself down.
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It's nothing I haven't seen before.
I gave birth to you,
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for Christ's sake. Mu-u-um!
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All right! Just keep the door locked
in future.
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HE SIGHS
Fuck's sake!
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KNOCK ON DOOR
What now?!
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Hurry up! I need to shave my legs,
I'm meeting Danny.
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Can a man not shit in peace?!
That's no way to talk to a lady!
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You'll never get a girlfriend
if you carry on like that.
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Piss off!
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CONSCIOUSNESS: Shit.
How do you speak to a girl on date?
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Is it just normal chatting or what?
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Look, there's no rules or anything.
Niamh and I just get along.
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Just any advice you have, please.
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All right, but give me a hand,
would you?
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First thing, buying the snacks.
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Popcorn only.
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Stay away from chocolate.
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But... I'm a Malteser man.
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Aye, and I'm mad for a bag of mint
Aero bubbles,
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but I gotta stick to popcorn.
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You buy a bag of chocolate,
it gets all over your hands.
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Next thing you know,
you've got chocolate stains
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all over her white jeans
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and then she'll be calling you
Shitey Fingers Mick.
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Popcorn's grand, sure,
especially if you share,
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gives you more opportunities to
brush up against her hand.
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Next thing - hand-holding.
It's important not to get trapped.
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Trapped? Right...
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You're in the cinema,
she's sitting next to you,
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the film starts up. Your hands are
very close together...
241
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,839
..you probably should reach out
and hold it. Right, yeah. 00:12:04,639
How long do you hold it for?
243
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,799
Oh... Just for a while?
244
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,999
Well, you can't let go -
she'll get offended.
245
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,639
So now you're stuck holding her
hand for the whole film.
246
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,359
120 minutes of your hand just
getting sweatier and sweatier
247
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,519
and sweatier, till she thinks
you've got some sort of
248
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,919
sweating disease and it's contagious
and she never holds your hand again!
249
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,119
So... How long should I hold her
hand for?
250
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,999
Well, on average, I'd say, um...
251
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,159
I'd say you tease it for the first
half-hour.
252
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,199
Then hold it for the next half-hour
253
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,079
and, by that point,
you should be kissing.
254
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,680
And you just keep
kissing for the rest of the film.
255
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,199
Shit.
256
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,359
Right...
257
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,399
Unless... Unless what?
258
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,119
Well, unless there's a sex scene.
You know, if there's a sex scene,
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you HAVE to start making out
immediately - that's the rule.
260
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,000
OK. Yeah.
261
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,080
TAPPING ON GLASS
262
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Oh, right.
263
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,399
I'd better go,
my dad's picking me up.
264
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,880
Off to the driving range!
265
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,519
I thought you were with
Niamh this weekend?
266
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,360
Oh, no. She's... not well, so...
267
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,479
Look, you'll do great, Mick.
Just remember what I told you
268
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and everything else is common sense.
269
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,119
Clean shirt, right?
Deodorant and...
270
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,959
You might want to shave!
271
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,319
Do you know how to...?
272
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,559
Just... I know your da's not around,
so do you need me to show you how?
273
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,679
Fuck's sake, Conor,
I know how to shave.
274
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,279
I've done it loads of times.
I'm not an idiot.
275
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:34,320
Yeah, right, sorry.
Well, um, fresh shave then.
276
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,879
CONSCIOUSNESS: Wait.
277
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,040
Can you see it through my trousers?
278
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,879
Has it...?
279
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,999
It has, it's definitely
gotten bigger.
280
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,120
Shit, I'm going to have to sort
it myself.
281
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,800
I could try squeezing it.
282
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,200
Freezing it.
283
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,360
Ooh!
284
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,960
Holy water?
285
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,960
CHOIR HARMONISES
286
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,480
Or... spraying it?
287
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,520
Shit!
288
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,839
Fuck.
289
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,160
You can definitely still see it.
290
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,080
That'll have to do.
291
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,119
Mum? Mum? Hmm-Hmm?
292
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,520
I need a...
293
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,359
What is it?
294
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,999
Well, well, I need a, you know?
295
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,839
The next time you're out,
could you pick me up something?
296
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,199
In the name of God what is
it you're after? A razor!
297
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,079
A razor?
Yeah, you know, I need a shave.
298
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:27,879
No, you don't, you're only...
I'm 15.
299
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,280
I'm not a child, Mum. Right.
300
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:35,439
Good. Right. Uh, absolutely,
I can get that for you.
301
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,239
Um, and do you know...? Can you
actually...? Do you know how to...?
302
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,319
I know how to shave, Mum.
303
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,079
I just need a razor. Right.
304
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,279
Good. I'll be out and about
tomorrow, and I'll get you one then.
305
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,960
No, I need it for tonight.
I'm going out.
306
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,960
Where? Cinema, with Tommy.
307
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,039
Why do you need to shave to
go to the cinema? Sure, who'd be
308
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,519
Mum, I need it for tonight, please!
309
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,399
Look, Michael, I'm just back in
from the shops,
310
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,639
I'm not going out again.
And me and Finn have to go meet
311
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,639
Father Donal to pick up the raffle
prizes. Mum! I need it! 00:16:08,119
Aye, I'll just tell
the Motor Neurone Disease charity
313
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,080
that we didn't raise enough
money because my son needed a shave.
314
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,999
Look, what time will you be
finished at the night
315
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,399
and I'll get Lucy to pick you up?
I don't need looking after.
316
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,000
I'll get the bus. Don't be silly,
she can give you a lift. 00:16:22,479
I'll get you one tomorrow,
I promise!
318
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,599
FOOTSTEPS RETREAT UPSTAIRS,
DOOR CLOSES
319
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,960
SHE SIGHS
320
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,520
Shaving.
321
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,080
That's the next bloody thing.
322
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,240
Desperate times.
323
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,519
Ah, there he is.
324
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,039
Hey. All right? Hi.
325
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,479
Hey, Mick.
326
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,279
All right, ladies, shall we?
All right.
327
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,840
You're paying!
328
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,439
Jesus, what the fuck did you shave
with?
329
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,079
A cheese grater?!
Is it really noticeable?
330
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,599
Why you wearing a jacket round your
waist like a weirdo?
331
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,359
Don't be ruining this for us!
332
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,720
Nah, nah, it's cool. I won't.
333
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,199
Popcorn?
334
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,879
No thanks. I prefer chocolate,
really.
335
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,919
Really?
336
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,999
What about Maltesers?
I'm not a big fan.
337
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,319
We'll get popcorn. OK.
338
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,799
One popcorn, please. Salt or sweet?
339
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,920
Salt. Sweet, please.
340
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,039
Sweet.
341
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,119
We can do a mix.
342
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,199
Sweet's good.
No, we'll get a mix, please.
343
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,680
No, no, I don't even like salted
anyways. OK.
344
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,240
Regular or large?
345
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,559
Large?
346
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,799
You're the closest thing to a parent
any of them will ever have.
347
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,199
It's tough, being in this...
348
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,040
OK, OK. Going well.
349
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,279
Bit early to start holding
hands yet.
350
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,680
Just tease it, as Conor said.
351
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,600
Wait, Tommy's doing it already!
352
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,200
No. Stick to your guns,
wait a half-hour.
353
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,520
Shit, she's going in! It's too soon.
354
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,519
Just a drink.
355
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,280
Right! Cool, cool.
356
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,080
Oh, shit. She's going for the ball!
357
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,520
Quick, do something! Do something!
358
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,320
Are you inviting me back to your
apartment?
359
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,719
Oh, no.
360
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,799
Sex scene. This is it.
361
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,080
WOMAN MOANS ON SCREEN
362
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,559
I can't do it.
363
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,920
I'm pathetic.
364
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,439
He do it on purpose?
365
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,799
So, here, I'm going to bring Siobhan
around the corner,
366
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,159
so I can get a feel. Leave you
and Rachael to do the same.
367
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,400
OK. Yeah. Good man.
368
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,720
I'm glad you came out tonight.
369
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,080
I'm glad you did.
370
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,600
It was fun.
Yeah, I thought so, too.
371
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,960
Are you cold? Yeah, it's freezing!
372
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,920
Pff, it's not that cold.
373
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,120
So... Yeah?
374
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,640
Can I...?
375
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,160
Well, I mean, can we...
376
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,200
..kiss?
377
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,840
Smooth.
378
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,520
I'd like that.
379
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,639
Just...
380
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,919
No touching below the belt.
381
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,479
What?
382
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,039
Oh, you know,
just keep it above the belt.
383
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,079
Boxing joke. What did you think I
was going to do? 00:21:22,079
I'm not going to give you a hand job
in the middle of a car park, like!
385
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,399
No, no! That's disgusting! No,
386
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,640
Please!
387
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,799
It wasn't anything like that.
388
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,719
It was just a stupid joke.
389
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,000
I'm sorry.
390
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,839
I'm nervous.
391
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,639
Yeah? Yeah.
392
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,279
To be honest, I've been shitting
myself all day. Me, too. 00:21:44,920
What? Why would you be nervous?
394
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,560
You're great.
395
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,039
BASSY MUSIC APPROACHES
396
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,599
What's that? What's what?
CAR HORN HONKS
397
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,959
Get your hand off my boyfriend,
you dirty who-o-ore! Who-o-o-o!
398
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,600
What's your problem?! Hurry up!
Two seconds!
399
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,959
That's my sister and her boyfriend.
RACHAEL CHUCKLES
400
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,920
I'm going to kill them.
I'm going to actually kill them.
401
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,799
How'd it go? Yeah, it went well.
402
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,959
Did you get with her? Yeah.
403
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,559
Oh, go on, then, gi's a sniff.
Get to fuck!
404
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,080
Let's go, big man! I'm coming!
405
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,120
Better get on then.
406
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,800
Yeah, OK.
407
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,520
OK, well... See you soon, Rachael.
408
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,279
Well? I'm not speaking to you.
409
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,680
You l-i-i-i-ike her. Shut up, Lucy!
410
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,520
CONSCIOUSNESS: She felt it.
411
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,520
What if it just keeps getting
bigger and bigger?
412
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,880
What if it's something
really serious?
413
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,960
Holy fuck!
414
00:23:49,305 --> 00:24:49,805
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