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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,897 Where's the money 1 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,317 Straight A's doesn't mean you can steal 2 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,401 Good skill 3 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,069 Smarty pants my ass 4 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,365 Watch out for me 5 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,119 Watch out for me 6 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,538 Watch out for me 7 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,499 Ms. Li, please don't expel Lin 8 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,084 Everyone makes mistakes 9 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,003 The important thing is to repent 10 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,964 So let's make him sing a song 11 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,431 Don't look at me 12 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,602 Where's the money? 13 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,440 Ms. Li, I didn't steal it 14 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,691 If you didn't do it 15 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,194 Why is this envelope in your backpack? 16 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:03,614 I seriously don't know, I didn't do it 17 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,325 Ms. Li, I know 18 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:07,743 The money must be... 19 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,744 In his shoes 20 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,120 Yes! In his shoes 21 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,456 Take them off 22 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,459 Shoes off 23 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,090 This is your only chance to clear your name 24 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,259 So take off your shoes, quickly 25 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:41,526 I got it 26 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,738 The money must be in his anus 27 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:53,038 Pants off 28 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,304 Lin is ridiculous. What a fraud 29 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,889 I don't want to sit next to him 30 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,016 Impressive. What a thief 31 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,561 Lin is in this chat group, right? 32 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,186 Hi thief 33 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,646 Anus wunderkind 34 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,230 Kick him out 35 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:22,526 Kick him out 36 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,490 I know you didn't steal the money 37 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,366 Everyone 38 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,327 was just 39 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,705 messing with you 40 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,498 Shut up 41 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,708 Who asked you to talk 42 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:39,877 I just 43 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,631 Hope you don't turn out like me 44 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,217 Piss off! 45 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,095 No one will be like you 46 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,096 Get out! 47 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,391 Fuck off! 48 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,169 Boss, look 49 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,506 Thief 50 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,092 What are you doing here? 51 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,178 You guys are just ridiculous 52 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,848 If the school finds out 53 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,684 All of you will be expelled 54 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,103 The pool has been abandoned for decades 55 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,438 One man's trash, another man's treasure 56 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,984 Why did you guys steal the class fees? 57 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,819 When exactly did you see us steal it? 58 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,112 I knew it 59 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,743 You knew? 60 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,001 You must be a psychic aren't you 61 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,086 Aren't you? 62 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,423 I don't care if you guys steal 63 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,299 Why frame me? 64 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,592 Framed you? 65 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,850 What about now? 66 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,977 What a pervert, Lin 67 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,729 You're a thief and a boobies lover 68 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:04,938 I'm not 69 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:05,980 GOTCHA 70 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:09,985 Hang in there 71 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,236 Don't die on us, Lin 72 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,696 You know why we steal the money? 73 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,573 Cause I want to tune my bike 74 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,158 And I want to gas it up 75 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,452 You only think of yourself 76 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,330 If we didn't steal the money 77 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,623 We couldn't prank you 78 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,958 And you wouldn't be able to touch my girl's boobs 79 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,335 What a shame 80 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,296 Lin 81 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,508 Hear me out 82 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,595 No one comes here since they say it's spooked 83 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,764 But we've been smoking here for 2 years 84 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,165 I can't see no fucking ghosts here 85 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,434 Can I bury you alive here later? 86 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,019 If you can 87 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,187 Come haunt me as a ghost 88 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:46,980 Please do your best 89 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,732 You have to turn into a ghost and find me 90 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,150 I freaking want to see a ghost 91 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,193 Dying to see one 92 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,444 Please turn into a ghost 93 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,820 Come haunt my ass 94 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,447 Oh you know what? 95 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,990 Just turn into a Pokemon ghost 96 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,034 I'll get your ass again in my phone 97 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,035 Find out how high your CP is 98 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,663 I don't know what happened between you guys 99 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,873 But something must've happened 100 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,709 Now that you're snitching behind their backs 101 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,002 If your classmates find out 102 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,463 They will be very unhappy 103 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,964 Have you ever thought about that? 104 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,384 This is how karma works 105 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,558 But I didn't do anything wrong 106 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:30,941 Lin, in addition to studying at school 107 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,152 Relationships are important too 108 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,072 I know it's difficult 109 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,740 But have you ever wondered 110 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,992 Why it's you instead of someone else? 111 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,495 But they almost poked my eye out 112 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,292 Stop looking 113 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,753 Look at your test sheet 114 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,505 What are you looking at? 115 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,711 Start looking at your books 116 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,904 You said you didn't steal the money 117 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,992 Then do you have proof that they stole it? 118 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,455 This is a recording without video 119 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,417 Maybe you were the one to hit them first 120 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,754 Maybe you appeared to be taunting them 121 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:37,174 I think they deserve a chance to explain themselves 122 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,051 Or would you like to seize this opportunity to 123 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,179 make things better with them? 124 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,861 Class 125 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,072 After Lin stole the class fees last time 126 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,241 He has been self-reflecting 127 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:07,037 So I would like to give him a chance to redeem himself 128 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,998 Anyone want to help him complete 129 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,875 a community service assignment? 130 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,924 Ren-hao 131 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,466 Yes 132 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,385 Guo-Feng 133 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,679 Wei-zhu 134 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,057 You three are quite the celebrities 135 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,017 Complete this assignment with him 136 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,645 I think it will be extra meaningful 137 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,686 Far out! Ms. Li 138 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,440 How do you know I'm so kind-hearted? 139 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,945 Return to your seat 140 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,476 Keep up 141 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,893 Hurry 142 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,312 Boobies-lover 143 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,565 Hurry up 144 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,153 Boobies-lover 145 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,531 Go faster 146 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,618 Boobies-lover, hurry up 147 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,246 Welcome to the gang 148 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,387 What are you doing? 149 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,264 What the hell -Let me do it 150 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,393 Uh-uh 151 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,732 Won't you all have bad karma for doing this? 152 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,775 We're going to be old too 153 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,696 We just have to die before we're old 154 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,034 GO 155 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,243 1 156 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,286 2 157 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,662 3 158 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,492 Assignment time 159 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,045 Li Rong-Feng 160 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,296 Time to eat 161 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,008 Li Rong-Feng 162 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,010 Time to eat 163 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,095 Rong-Feng 164 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,266 Rong-Feng 165 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,146 Fuck! It stinks 166 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,187 Rong-Feng 167 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,216 Let's clean this shit up 168 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,718 It's so freaking dirty 169 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,012 Let's clean it out first 170 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,222 You're so into it 171 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:37,932 Boss 172 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,517 Switch 173 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,691 NRA's 29th Army Broadswords 174 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,610 A Broadsword 175 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,736 That's sick 176 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:54,908 Check out my broadsword skills 177 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,663 Thanks broadsword boss 178 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,333 So what if he's killed 179 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,503 Heroes eventually turn into old farts 180 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,640 What's that? 181 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,892 Boss, check it out 182 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,197 I've heard that old veterans brought a lot of gold 183 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,657 when they came from China 184 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:37,951 Stop it 185 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,915 Old vet, where are the keys? 186 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,041 Keys 187 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,376 Keys 188 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,798 Where are the keys? Old man 189 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,882 Keys 190 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,760 Where are they? 191 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,972 Give me the keys... 192 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,023 I think that safe must have bars of gold 193 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,900 Let's steal it 194 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,028 But it has a thick chain 195 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,280 I have hydraulic shears 196 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,574 Hydraulic shears to chop off your penis 197 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,829 Do you have a welding torch? 198 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,747 I have to check 199 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,960 Let's assemble at 1:30 am 200 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,087 Let's make it 2, right here 201 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,088 Bring the stuff 202 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,130 Okay 203 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,717 What for? 204 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,260 Just shut up and come 205 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,428 You talk too much 206 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,804 Keep your mouth shut 207 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,974 2 am 208 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,785 What was that? 209 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,953 Dogs 210 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:04,787 You sure? 211 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,164 Yes, shut up 212 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,624 Boss 213 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,293 I really want to fart 214 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,170 Shut the fuck up 215 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,296 Guo-Feng 216 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,216 I told you to bring hydraulic shears 217 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,842 What's with the shovel? 218 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,636 Digging your own grave? 219 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,054 Might come in handy 220 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,765 Lin 221 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,892 Didn't you say you had a welding torch? 222 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,980 I said that I had to look around 223 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,774 Idiot 224 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,360 I gave you a chance to step up and be a pal 225 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,527 I got it 226 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,488 A blowtorch 227 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,823 I was just going to say... 228 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,659 That's a blowlamp for barbeques 229 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,078 Isn't it a welding torch? 230 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,249 How did I end up with you three idiots 231 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,137 Wait up 232 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,179 What's up 233 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:07,934 What? 234 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,032 Go 235 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:25,993 Hurry 236 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,692 Fuck! Old fart 237 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,527 Never mind him! Move 238 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,325 Boobies-lover, watch the door 239 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,534 Watch the door 240 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,828 Move your ass 241 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:11,956 C'mon, let's go 242 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,960 Boss, want me to burn it with the welding torch? 243 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,213 That's a blowlamp for barbeques, not a welding torch 244 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,308 What the hell? 245 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,727 Idiot, let me do it 246 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,481 Keep it down 247 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,568 Don't take pictures 248 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,278 What if we get a ghost on photo? 249 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,320 We won't 250 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,088 Boss, don't saw it open 251 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,255 Saw it right here 252 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:05,759 Hurry up 253 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:16,978 Li Rong-Feng 254 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,524 Dumbass 255 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,359 Have an orange 256 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,528 You old fart 257 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,904 Come to the orange 258 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,158 Here, eat your orange 259 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,285 Come here 260 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,621 Have an orange 261 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,166 C'mon, have an orange 262 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,208 Li Rong-Feng 263 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,654 You sure there's gold in here? It's real heavy 264 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,489 Let's settle things later 265 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,056 It'll suck if those aren't gold bars 266 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,578 Shut the fuck up 267 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:17,891 Should we split the earnings by 3 or 4? 268 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,709 I told you we'll talk later 269 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,044 By 4! I'm part of this too 270 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,921 Quiet we'll settle things later 271 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,718 Wait a sec 272 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:29,759 What is it 273 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,138 Did you hear that? 274 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,185 It's the sound of 275 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,771 my heart beat 276 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,648 WTF -You retard 277 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,366 Wait a sec 278 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,701 Now what 279 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,745 I heard something 280 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,080 What 281 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,532 Run 282 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,537 Why is it still on? 283 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,455 I can't mute this shit 284 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,498 Switch hands 285 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,832 It's really heavy 286 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,000 Switch 287 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,681 Fuck! What the hell? 288 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,755 This is a kid, right? 289 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:31,882 Should we call the cops? 290 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,010 Idiot we're not calling the cops 291 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,651 What do we do? 292 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:52,569 Let's get out of here 293 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,739 Let's bounce 294 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,410 We can't 295 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,069 Fuck 296 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,530 Boss 297 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,659 Should we electrocute it? 298 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,286 Electrocute with what exactly? 299 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,205 You really are an idiot aren't you? 300 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,333 Hey boss 301 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,251 What the hell are we doing? 302 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,711 Why did we bring this thing here? 303 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:51,962 Idiot 304 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,048 If we left it there 305 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,176 The cops would bust us using the security footage 306 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,347 If it dies, we bury the body 307 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,224 We didn't kill it anyways 308 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,517 You are right 309 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,937 But that swing of yours 310 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,355 What swing? 311 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,150 Do you want to get hit by a car? 312 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,362 I can dig one hole here 313 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,446 And I can dig two 314 00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,329 Did you see that? 315 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,414 See what? 316 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:51,558 I think it's afraid of light 317 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:52,208 Yeah! Lights 318 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:53,249 Afraid of light 319 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,503 What? 320 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,262 Our Father! Show your powers! 321 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,472 Fuck. For real? 322 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,306 Give me that 323 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:54,687 Life doesn't have to be that long 324 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,732 Class, you may nap as long as you want 325 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:00,733 Napping is good 326 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,987 Napping is great 327 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:09,118 Anyone wants to know the answer to this question? 328 00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:13,914 You want to know? Are you messing with me? 329 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,127 All you do is sleep in class 330 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,587 What are you really up to? 331 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,052 I give up 332 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,167 This is what you call a kidnap 333 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,484 Bingo! It is a kidnap! 334 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,653 Kidnapping 335 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,156 But boss, she doesn't look hungry 336 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:49,575 Idiot, can't you see 337 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,744 She eats humans, not lunch boxes 338 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:53,954 Humans 339 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,441 Wei-zhu 340 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,947 You guys are sick 341 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,365 Why capture this thing? 342 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,992 Owning a monster is awesome 343 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:33,785 It's not a human being 344 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,913 We do whatever we want 345 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:38,248 But how long will we keep it locked up here? 346 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:39,833 Until 347 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,253 I know what to do with it 348 00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,714 Don't be afraid 349 00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,926 They'll let you go once they're finished 350 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,183 Boobies-lover, are you ready? 351 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,560 Quickly 352 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,380 Hold on 353 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,682 Here, let's give you an upgrade 354 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,688 You're more used to being bullied, aren't you? 355 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:09,649 Hang on 356 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:15,238 Fuck 357 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,573 That's some dark blood 358 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,343 Will it grow back if we yank it? 359 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,536 Monsters' bodies can regenerate all the time 360 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,537 Like in the movies 361 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:22,871 If it grows back 362 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,498 We'll yank it again 363 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,541 And again 364 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,834 And 365 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,875 AGAIN 366 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,506 Quick, give me a bottle 367 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,802 I'm going to use them as beads 368 00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:38,762 Do whatever you like with it 369 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:18,844 The Wall that rises, the sands that flow 370 00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:26,886 Are what help me grow 371 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:33,192 Though the road is long 372 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:37,613 All I do is go 373 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:45,654 I'm just a Chinese camel 374 00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,173 Broadswords 375 00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,635 29th Army 376 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:01,428 Squad leader 377 00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:03,430 765 378 00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:05,557 Li Rong-Feng 379 00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:07,809 Foul beast 380 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,854 Name and rank 381 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,680 Jesus Christ 382 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,640 People have gone missing 383 00:37:46,682 --> 00:37:47,742 They say this place is haunted! 384 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,017 Haunted! 385 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:51,603 You old vet, why are you still awake? 386 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:53,021 Singing some dead-old song 387 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,356 Talking about camels 388 00:37:54,398 --> 00:37:56,108 Camels! What about camels? 389 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,651 Go to the fucking zoo 390 00:37:57,693 --> 00:37:59,569 Where are your morals? 391 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,406 Who the heck you want to scare 392 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,573 with that big old knife 393 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:07,244 You old prick with Alzheimer's 394 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,871 Give us a break will you? 395 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:38,775 Heaven and Earth 396 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,612 Doesn't work 397 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,867 If a man find a damsel 398 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,368 That is a virgin 399 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,203 Which is not betrothed 400 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,913 and lay hold on her, and lie with her... 401 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,211 He that is wounded in the stones 402 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,130 or hath his privy member cut off 403 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,132 Shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD 404 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:11,724 You suck 405 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:16,146 It's not afraid of silver, the bible or my middle finger 406 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,898 It's not an vampire 407 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:18,940 It isn't a zombie 408 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,610 It isn't human, either 409 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:24,608 You should thank this thing 410 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:25,739 Why's that? 411 00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:27,199 If we didn't capture it 412 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,326 You would be up there 413 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,661 Me? But it's tied in scripture 414 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,414 You'll be tied in pornos, right? 415 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,725 Anyways, if it were you instead of it 416 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:38,460 I'll definitely be more creative 417 00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:40,128 C'mon show your appreciation 418 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:47,093 Thank you 419 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:51,473 Fuck! For real? 420 00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:52,891 We caught it together 421 00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,018 You have 1/4 of the shares 422 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:57,854 I mean 1/5 423 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,340 Let me see 424 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:30,971 Why can't I see any red blood cells 425 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,222 That's because 426 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,723 There aren't any red blood cells 427 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,315 Those black dots 428 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:43,275 look like eggs 429 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:44,234 Eggs? 430 00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:45,444 Eggs or spores perhaps 431 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:03,628 What are these? 432 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:40,725 What are you trying to say? 433 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,144 It's a girl! 434 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,146 What was this thing before 435 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:46,273 I don't know 436 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,399 But now 437 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,567 She's a monster 438 00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:53,530 Boss, does this make us more cruel than Cersei Lannister? 439 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:55,782 Who's Cersei Lannister? 440 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:58,076 The queen who killed her sons 441 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,494 Which son? 442 00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:02,914 All of them 443 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,267 So why did we capture her? 444 00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:26,646 Don't know if those Yankees at NASA are into this stuff 445 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:28,356 Or are they just into ETs 446 00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:30,942 Please! We're only high schoolers 447 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:33,403 We can't be the only ones who caught a monster like this 448 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:35,113 There must be plenty in America 449 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:36,281 Who knows 450 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:40,410 If boobies-lover's research is real 451 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,495 It's a Chinese monster 452 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,872 Poisoned by voodoos 453 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:45,290 FBI might not have any 454 00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,791 So we should sell it to the FBI 455 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,126 We can't sell it, okay? 456 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,254 Why are we doing this? 457 00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:52,964 Eventually she'll starve to death 458 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:58,094 True, if she doesn't eat any humans 459 00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,387 She will die soon 460 00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:01,264 Then who will we feed her 461 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,141 Yeah, who? 462 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:05,560 Yeah, who should be the one? 463 00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:06,895 Let's vote and see 464 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:09,022 Okay, voting sounds good 465 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:10,398 Very democratic 466 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,483 Fine 467 00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:41,513 Hello students 468 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,390 This is nurse Angela 469 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:46,351 Today, let's learn how to draw blood 470 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,438 Where is this from? 471 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,273 It looks so dodgy 472 00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,192 Was it home-made? 473 00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:55,568 It looks fine 474 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,278 This has the highest views 475 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,320 Totally trust-worthy 476 00:44:58,613 --> 00:44:59,698 Why do I have to feed her? 477 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,219 Because you're the most caring person 478 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,788 Unless you want to see her starve to death 479 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,832 With that much blood in you 480 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,125 Draw some out is healthy 481 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,042 Exactly 482 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,127 I read on the internet 483 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:15,296 People who donate blood have better metabolism 484 00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,509 If you want to treat her well 485 00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:21,094 Then take action 486 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,477 Stop moving 487 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,813 I didn't move 488 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:36,484 Don't move, I'm aiming 489 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,069 I didn't move 490 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,659 Stay still, or you do it yourself 491 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:46,953 Fine, I'll do it myself 492 00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:49,038 No! Let me do it 493 00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:52,375 I've always wanted to be Doctor Black Jack 494 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:55,503 No! Let me do it 495 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:57,505 I've never been afraid of blood 496 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,758 No! Please let me do it 497 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,968 I've never been able to do anything right 498 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:03,970 Please give me this chance 499 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:05,847 Let me 500 00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,223 Move it 501 00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:11,352 I'm developing my hobby 502 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,222 Lunch Time 503 00:48:01,254 --> 00:48:02,672 Drink slowly now 504 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,091 I feel dizzy 505 00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:09,470 If we find another voodoo master 506 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,556 or some person that knows magic 507 00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:15,810 Can we get the voodoo out from you? 508 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,062 Or is it too late 509 00:48:20,315 --> 00:48:22,066 for you to become human again? 510 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,442 What are you doing? 511 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,445 I understand how pitiful all of this is 512 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,656 But if I just let you go 513 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:11,449 They will kill me 514 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,868 They really will kill me 515 00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:16,788 You've seen what they can do 516 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:33,513 But be patient 517 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:40,061 I'll think of a way to get you out 518 00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:49,195 You know 519 00:49:50,363 --> 00:49:51,948 I am helping you, right? 520 00:49:54,701 --> 00:49:55,868 I'm not them 521 00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:58,204 We're different 522 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,044 I'm not like them 523 00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:24,981 What's this? 524 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,524 Blue 525 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:28,860 Blue, how much is it? 526 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,236 One thousand dollars 527 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:31,903 Don't take it 528 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:32,780 Don't take it 529 00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:35,366 Tell the customers that there's no change 530 00:50:35,408 --> 00:50:36,868 No change 531 00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:40,204 Yes, no change, don't take it, remember that 532 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,668 This one here 533 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,171 One hundred dollars 534 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,089 Stop playing with that. Focus 535 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:51,841 I know what to do 536 00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:55,553 If you see the red one just take it 537 00:50:55,595 --> 00:50:58,973 Tell them to find change themselves 538 00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:00,433 Let them find change themselves 539 00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:02,185 I'll find change 540 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,895 Take what? What will you do with it? 541 00:51:03,936 --> 00:51:05,122 Tell them to take it themselves 542 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:07,982 I know what to do 543 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:14,947 Put that back 544 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,032 Or pay for it 545 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,158 Go away 546 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:19,535 Put it back 547 00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:50,233 Stand up 548 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,612 Attention 549 00:51:56,197 --> 00:51:57,073 Bow 550 00:51:57,115 --> 00:52:00,118 Good morning, Ms.Li 551 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,159 Sit down 552 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:06,749 Okay 553 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:07,959 Quiet down 554 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,708 Ren-hao 555 00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,502 Yes, Ms. Li 556 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,801 You beat my son this badly 557 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,511 Where are your parents? 558 00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:02,388 Apologize now 559 00:53:02,430 --> 00:53:03,806 Apologize for what? 560 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,350 How will you pay for my son's injuries? 561 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,393 Ren-hao 562 00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:08,978 You're just a piece of shit 563 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,539 Tell your parents to take responsibility for this 564 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,732 Ren-hao, I don't know 565 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:15,735 what has gotten into you recently? 566 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,153 But that's okay 567 00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:19,822 It's probably tests from Gods 568 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,449 Here, let me help you 569 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,034 Hands together 570 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:31,250 Namo Amoghasiddhi 571 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:34,879 Samantabhadra 572 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:39,884 Bhaishajyaguru 573 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,136 Amitabha 574 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,848 I know that's Buddha 575 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:52,980 Watch over disciple Ren-hao 576 00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:56,067 To rid the karma from this life and the past 577 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:59,153 To rid thousands and millions of kalpa 578 00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:01,197 You're funny, Ms. Li 579 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:04,325 Don't disrespect Buddha 580 00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:12,208 You disrespect the Venerates and Buddha now 581 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,168 You will go to hell tongue-less 582 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,461 Which hell? 583 00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:18,673 Tounge-less in hell 584 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,840 Stop joking 585 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,841 Stand straight 586 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,385 So disrespectful 587 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:24,845 Gautama Buddha 588 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:26,055 Sounds impressive 589 00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:27,932 Samantabhadra 590 00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:29,684 Samanta~ 591 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,227 Bhaishajyaguru 592 00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:32,478 Bhaisha~ 593 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,604 Stop with the jokes 594 00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:35,940 Stop giggling and stand upright 595 00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:38,693 Samantabhadra 596 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:42,989 Bhaishajyaguru 597 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:43,823 Repeat after me 598 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,283 I told you to repeat after me 599 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:46,659 Repeat after me 600 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:49,453 Did you hear me? Samantabhadra 601 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,747 You better take me seriously 602 00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:54,125 Ren-hao 603 00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:57,336 Tell your dad to meet me tomorrow 604 00:54:57,378 --> 00:54:58,713 I'm going to question him 605 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,339 How he taught a son like this 606 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,799 Who doesn't respect his teachers 607 00:55:01,841 --> 00:55:03,926 With no respect of himself 608 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:04,760 You piece of crap 609 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,220 Say that again 610 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,155 Ren-hao 611 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,866 I suddenly remembered something 612 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:31,078 I should apologize to you 613 00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:33,414 It's my bad 614 00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:38,252 Your father can't come to school tomorrow, yes? 615 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:44,508 Here's the thing 616 00:55:45,593 --> 00:55:48,220 It's written in his family information 617 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,181 His father is still serving time in prison 618 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,560 I forgot what he was charged with 619 00:55:56,395 --> 00:56:00,274 Drug abuse or robbery? 620 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,903 Or both? 621 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,410 You really can't blame Ren-hao 622 00:56:11,452 --> 00:56:14,747 For becoming a scum like this 623 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:16,457 It's because his father 624 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,710 is also a crime-committing social scum 625 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,713 If you really think about it 626 00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:25,383 Maybe he is not his biological father 627 00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:27,301 It's hard to say 628 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:31,430 Because his mother's occupation is "special" 629 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,724 Which one of those druggies 630 00:56:33,766 --> 00:56:35,184 made her mother pregnant 631 00:56:35,226 --> 00:56:37,144 No one really knows for sure 632 00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:40,064 Ren-hao wasn't taught any manners 633 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:43,359 He is 634 00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:46,070 Manner-less 635 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,078 Fuck 636 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,287 Bitch 637 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,205 I'm gonna 638 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,248 fucking 639 00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,208 kill you 640 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,005 Fuck 641 00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,089 Why does everyone have to pour some? 642 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:33,177 Just asking 643 00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:38,641 What's gonna happen? 644 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,327 Idiot, we won't find out unless we pour it in 645 00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:42,144 That's why we're pouring it in 646 00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:44,563 Don't you want to be a pioneer? 647 00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:47,066 Then let's try it with something else 648 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,651 How about we experiment with you? 649 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:54,532 Is it going to be like the movies? 650 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:58,285 If she drinks the monster's blood, she'll... 651 00:58:58,327 --> 00:58:59,954 She'll what? 652 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,455 Turn into a monster 653 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,959 She better turn into a monster 654 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:53,132 Pei-fen, let's go catch a movie after work 655 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:55,634 There's a really spicy movie in theaters now 656 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,680 You mean "special" 657 01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:04,476 Yeah, it's a really special movie 658 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:07,271 The movie's basically about falling in love 659 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:12,150 Boss 660 01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:17,906 I wanted to 661 01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:19,908 thank you 662 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:21,827 For what? 663 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:24,413 For backing me up 664 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:29,251 Relax, from this day forward, only I can beat you 665 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:30,628 I'll beat up 666 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,254 whoever hit you 667 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,763 Why beat me then? 668 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:43,682 What for? 669 01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:45,059 Because it's fun 670 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:55,569 It's got the coolest zombies 671 01:00:55,611 --> 01:00:58,238 Werewolves and vampires 672 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:02,159 I'm going to a monastery 673 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,663 That way we can worship the gods together 674 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,665 And then go to the movies 675 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,169 You don't worship at a monastery 676 01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:13,545 You meditate 677 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:17,299 Recently when I talked to that group of students 678 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:19,009 I almost lost control of them 679 01:01:19,051 --> 01:01:22,221 What a bunch of unspiritual kids 680 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:27,226 Do you think I should go meditate with you? 681 01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:30,396 Let me take you to the health Center 682 01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:31,480 Thank you 683 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,359 Jackpot 684 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:54,670 Send her to the health Center 685 01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,296 Get a close up of this 686 01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:01,301 Ms. Li 687 01:02:09,852 --> 01:02:10,936 Ms. Li 688 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,898 Buddha 689 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,359 is my BFF 690 01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:55,898 What are you all doing? 691 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,107 Help her 692 01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:58,859 Help her 693 01:02:58,901 --> 01:02:59,943 Calm down everyone 694 01:02:59,985 --> 01:03:01,820 Help her 695 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:09,453 HELP HER 696 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,080 What you are seeing now 697 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,333 is an incident at Tung-Shih Senior High School 698 01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,294 A teacher spontaneously combusted 699 01:03:17,336 --> 01:03:19,630 and began massive bleeding 700 01:03:19,671 --> 01:03:21,423 during a school basketball game 701 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,676 she then shortly burned to death 702 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:27,012 The cause of the fire has yet to be confirmed 703 01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:29,515 Worth noting that all the student witnesses... 704 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:04,758 What happens when we add some 705 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,593 She better turn into a monster 706 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:07,678 In the end 707 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:08,595 We'll turn whoever 708 01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:09,388 we want 709 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:10,722 into monsters 710 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:11,807 Capture them all 711 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:13,350 And pull their teeth out 712 01:04:25,404 --> 01:04:26,738 Shu-wei 713 01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:29,074 You're finally here 714 01:04:32,578 --> 01:04:34,454 To Ms. Li who turned to Burning man 715 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:35,581 Burning man 716 01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,460 Why won't you drink 717 01:04:43,005 --> 01:04:44,381 I don't like drinking 718 01:04:44,423 --> 01:04:45,966 Didn't you drink some last Halloween? 719 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:48,510 I don't like drinking from cans 720 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:51,722 I like the bottled kind 721 01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:53,348 You want a bottle? 722 01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:57,019 I have a bottle right here 723 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,812 I mean 724 01:04:58,854 --> 01:04:59,730 Bottled red wine 725 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,940 Here, I got a bottle red wine 726 01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:03,525 There's a bottle 727 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:04,902 right here 728 01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:07,154 Just a bit left 729 01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,195 Drink up 730 01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:11,658 I can't, my parents will kill me if they find out 731 01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:13,702 Brush your teeth then 732 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:15,621 What? I didn't bring my toothbrush 733 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,080 There's one in the bathroom 734 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,123 There is toothbrush? 735 01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:19,666 It's classy 736 01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:23,211 I don't have any toothpaste 737 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:26,256 Wait, you want Darlie or Sensodyne? 738 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,847 I don't use any of these 739 01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,182 Are you going to drink or what 740 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,511 You think I'm going to burn you up? 741 01:06:17,099 --> 01:06:19,518 I can kill you a million ways 742 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,061 Why poison you? 743 01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:28,777 Why bring him into all this? 744 01:06:28,819 --> 01:06:30,404 I don't get it 745 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:35,117 Probably because I have blood 746 01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:40,747 I didn't force you to provide blood 747 01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,541 I'd be happy 748 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,001 He'd be happy 749 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,210 to watch her starve to death 750 01:06:45,252 --> 01:06:46,878 You're the one that said no 751 01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:51,967 What you looking at? 752 01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:54,344 If you want to let her go, do it then 753 01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,722 Let her go and let her eat you up 754 01:06:57,556 --> 01:06:59,224 You want to be the good guy 755 01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:01,601 You don't have the guts 756 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:03,311 What are you then? 757 01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,562 Find change yourself 758 01:07:49,191 --> 01:07:52,110 100 dollars. Find change yourself 759 01:08:19,805 --> 01:08:21,056 100 dollars 760 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:26,102 Don't you know I'm scamming you? 761 01:08:26,186 --> 01:08:28,688 Why do you believe in people so easily? 762 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:30,982 Let me tell you 763 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:33,985 There are no good people here, only bad people 764 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:37,072 Or retards like you 765 01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:49,000 100 dollars -You 766 01:08:49,042 --> 01:08:51,878 You retard, don't you understand 767 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,381 100 dollars find change yourself 768 01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:55,257 Don't you understand 769 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:56,925 Find change yourself 770 01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,928 100 dollars 771 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:00,804 You retard 772 01:09:00,846 --> 01:09:08,019 100 dollars, find change yourself 773 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,564 The money's on the floor 774 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:38,401 I heard dogs chewed out this body all night 775 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,249 This is the seventh time this month 776 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:54,584 You guys always talk about another monster 777 01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:56,211 She probably saw the news 778 01:10:56,253 --> 01:10:57,647 and found out her partner's missing 779 01:10:57,671 --> 01:10:59,464 Thinks one of the school's students did it 780 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,758 So what? 781 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,718 The monster doesn't know who exactly 782 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,553 kidnapped her companion 783 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,097 Am I right? 784 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:11,810 Okay 785 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:12,936 Have you guys had enough? 786 01:11:12,978 --> 01:11:14,688 Burn her up already 787 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:17,857 Boobies-lover has a lot of blood 788 01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:20,193 We'll burn her when he is out of blood 789 01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:54,644 I'm the one who sent you the note at cram school 790 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:59,733 You said don't jerk-off in class 791 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,403 I was very pissed 792 01:12:03,445 --> 01:12:07,741 Because I really was jerking off 793 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:16,750 But I swear I didn't finish 794 01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:19,794 Because it would smell 795 01:12:21,129 --> 01:12:24,424 I'm not a pervert after all 796 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:31,389 Because I love you 797 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,903 What do you want to drink? 798 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:47,906 I want a cup of watermelon juice 799 01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:51,159 Extra large 800 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,678 What the fuck? 801 01:13:14,349 --> 01:13:17,102 Bloody hell, crazy motherfucker 802 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:24,067 Hey what do you want? 803 01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:34,327 Ma'am, one extra large cup of watermelon juice 804 01:13:41,793 --> 01:13:43,128 What the hell do you want? 805 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:09,737 S-I-S-T-E-R 806 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:35,997 Ready? 807 01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:40,127 That monster 808 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,547 Will definitely go back to where they were separated 809 01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:45,424 Anything? 810 01:20:50,263 --> 01:20:50,680 Yes 811 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,181 She responded 812 01:20:52,223 --> 01:20:53,223 You two 813 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:55,601 Take this path 814 01:20:56,686 --> 01:20:57,686 Boobies-lover 815 01:20:58,437 --> 01:20:59,647 Take this one 816 01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:00,940 I'll take this one 817 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,400 Which ever route she takes 818 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:06,070 The little one's blood will draw her here 819 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,073 Right here 820 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:11,033 We'll kill her right here 821 01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,663 She must be able to smell 822 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:18,291 Therefore we can't douse the little one in gas first 823 01:21:18,332 --> 01:21:20,835 Put the gasoline in the water tank 824 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:23,546 Wei-zhu, you hide in there 825 01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:25,923 Signal us when the monster comes 826 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:36,976 Seal off all the exits 827 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:38,394 Make her come through here 828 01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:39,937 Boobies-lover 829 01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:42,773 Lock the door once she's in there 830 01:21:44,859 --> 01:21:46,235 Guo-Feng 831 01:21:46,277 --> 01:21:47,945 You'll open the water tank 832 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:50,865 And pour the gasoline in 833 01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:52,283 And the boss will light it up 834 01:21:52,325 --> 01:21:52,950 Boom 835 01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:55,828 "Like shooting shrimp in a barrel" 836 01:22:13,054 --> 01:22:14,138 What if 837 01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:17,183 She doesn't show up 838 01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:19,560 She will 839 01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:45,980 I'm the slowest one here 840 01:23:47,148 --> 01:23:48,983 What if I don't close the door quick enough 841 01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:52,319 If so then the monster will kill you 842 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:57,783 I think the fastest person should close the door 843 01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,744 Let's vote then 844 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,096 Raise your hand if you want me to do it 845 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:08,127 Those who want boobies-lover, raise your hand 846 01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:11,422 What if 847 01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:13,174 the monster happens to 848 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:14,008 see me first? 849 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:15,050 What do I do? 850 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:17,053 Then you're so doomed 851 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,658 I'm sure that you know 852 01:24:40,326 --> 01:24:42,369 What we've done these few days 853 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,039 I've got this 854 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,084 After your sister unchains you 855 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:50,503 You can jump out from here 856 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:55,341 You should know 857 01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:01,305 I've been such a loser 858 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:03,641 But 859 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:07,520 I want to get this last thing right 860 01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:58,154 Fuck! You've got balls 861 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:03,826 The boss called it 862 01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:05,828 The bigger monster 863 01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:09,373 would go back to where she lost the little one 864 01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,050 Wei-zhu 865 01:28:26,010 --> 01:28:27,011 What 866 01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,471 Can I switch with you? 867 01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,307 Didn't we vote on this? 868 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,641 Go back 869 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,769 When I was running back and forth 870 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,229 I happened to sprain my ankle 871 01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:39,648 I want to switch with you 872 01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:42,192 Can't you see I'll freak out too 873 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,569 Stop messing around 874 01:28:45,738 --> 01:28:48,324 Aren't we friends? 875 01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:50,200 Will you send your friend to hell? 876 01:29:08,385 --> 01:29:10,137 What do you want? 877 01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:11,972 Back then 878 01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:14,600 Why frame me for stealing the class fees? 879 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:17,019 What's the point of talking about this 880 01:29:20,773 --> 01:29:22,191 Just for fun 881 01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:51,590 C'mon 882 01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:54,009 C'mon 883 01:31:56,094 --> 01:31:57,221 C'mon 884 01:31:57,888 --> 01:31:59,097 Show yourself 885 01:32:15,781 --> 01:32:17,407 Open the door 886 01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:18,534 This was not the plan 887 01:32:18,575 --> 01:32:19,993 Of course this wasn't the plan 888 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:21,453 We are not friends at all 889 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:23,872 We are friends! We're bros 890 01:32:23,914 --> 01:32:25,123 Bullshit 891 01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:28,585 You guys will torture me to death one day 892 01:32:41,390 --> 01:32:43,183 Then why help the monster? 893 01:32:43,809 --> 01:32:44,935 That thing eats people 894 01:32:44,977 --> 01:32:46,395 So what if she eats people? 895 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:47,729 Bullying the monster 896 01:32:47,771 --> 01:32:49,273 Won't make us saints 897 01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:50,983 It will only make us worse 898 01:32:51,358 --> 01:32:54,069 Open the door 899 01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:56,613 You can kill me in a hundred ways 900 01:32:56,655 --> 01:32:57,781 Open the door 901 01:32:57,823 --> 01:32:59,074 Now 902 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:01,868 Is my only shot to kill you 903 01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:56,882 You know that you and me, we're on the same side 904 01:33:56,923 --> 01:33:59,468 You'll tell your sister not to kill me right? 905 01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:00,469 You know 906 01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,429 Tell me that you know 907 01:34:49,810 --> 01:34:50,769 I'm not like them 908 01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:51,728 I am here to save your sister 909 01:34:51,770 --> 01:34:52,854 Otherwise she would've died 910 01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:54,314 I'm not like them 911 01:34:54,773 --> 01:34:57,025 I fed her blood 912 01:34:57,776 --> 01:34:59,319 I'm the good guy 913 01:35:08,912 --> 01:35:10,497 Save me 914 01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:48,984 100 dollars. Find change yourself 915 01:39:49,943 --> 01:39:51,528 Find change yourself 916 01:41:11,483 --> 01:41:14,027 You're not like us 56639