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This... is... surreal.
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In 1987...
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1987, I moved back...
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from Ohio to D.C.
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And-- and-- and enrolled
in Eastern High School,
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-and did...
-[audience member] Whoo!
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You must not have went there
when I went there, champ.
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Those were tough times
is the way I remember it.
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When I had gone, I-- I had
lived with my father for three years.
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I went to middle school in Ohio,
and when I'd gotten back to Washington,
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the crack epidemic was in full swing,
and the city was
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largely unrecognizable to me.
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Now I was an older kid, and-- and--
and kids my age were doing a lot of
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wild things that I-- I didn't know
that kids would do.
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I-- I'd never seen a kid
with a pager before,
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I didn't know anything about
selling drugs, any of that shit.
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All I knew, every day when I went
to Eastern, I didn't feel safe.
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I'm a quiet guy, naturally.
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I'm a shy person, naturally.
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And I used to get my
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hair cut on a barbershop
on 15th Street Northeast.
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And I would go there, and, uh...
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and everyone in the barbershop
would just snap on each other.
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And I'd sit in the corner,
and I-- and I'd watch everybody,
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and just listen to all these jokes.
The guys were funny as shit,
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but-- but one day,
after a few weeks of goin' there
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and gettin' my hair cut,
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they-- they-- they turned the jokes on me.
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I call that day The Barbershop Massacre.
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I lit everybody in that barbershop up,
I had been sittin' in there
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listening to 'em for weeks
talk about each other,
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I knew every inside joke about each
and every one of 'em,
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and they couldn't believe
I knew this stuff.
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I lit their asses up.
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From then on in the neighborhood,
people kind of liked me, like, "Okay...
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he's pretty funny."
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Time magazine released an article
about Bill Cosby.
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The headline said,
"Fifty, Funny, and Filthy Rich,"
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and I read that article and it was
when I was looking at his face,
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before all that disgrace,
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that I looked and I said,
"I could do that."
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I told my father and my father said,
"Well, then just do it."
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I said, "Well, I wouldn't even know
where to start," and he said,
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"Well, look in the phone book."
It's before the internet, if you're young.
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We used to have a book
with phone numbers in it.
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My father found for me the local
comedy club in Washington, D.C.
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I called 'em...
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I found out when Open Mic night was,
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and I started to go there
on Tuesday nights... and just watch.
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And then one night I went on a weekend.
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I would-- I would get my money together
and I would go to this comedy club
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and I would just watch these comedians,
and sometimes...
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sometimes they would talk to me.
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And I told one of the comedians
after the show one night, I said,
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"Man, I really wanna try to do this."
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And-- and he said, "Well..." He said...
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He said, "If you wanna be a good comedian,
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you should know how to act."
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I said, "Why?" And he says, you know...
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He didn't explain it.
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I said, "Okay," and I told my parents,
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and-- and this is how I came to find out
about Duke Ellington. My mother,
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she said, "There's a place you can go
where you can learn to act
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right in Washington. It's a-- It's a high
school." I said, "You mean I would...
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get out of Eastern?"
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The school year was already in full swing
and Ellington has a policy that
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they don't let people just come
in the middle of the year,
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but Lynda Gravatt was the head
of the theater department at the time.
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Very graciously took a meeting
with me and my mother, and...
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I get emotional thinking about it.
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Anybody that went here?
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Remember what it was first like?
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-[audience members] Yes! Yes!
-When you first walked through the door?
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It was in the afternoon, and everyone
was in their arts classes,
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and the girls had tutus on,
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and everyone was weird, and walking around
the hallway, like, you weren't sure
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where anyone was supposed to be,
and you could hear people
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practicing their horns and shit
all through the hallways.
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There was art bouncing off the walls,
the minute I walked through the door,
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there was a gallery of--
of all these children's work
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and these pictures were amazing.
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My first thought...
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when I walked through that door:
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"I'm not good enough to be here.
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I'm sure."
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And Miss Gravatt sat me down,
she told me about the school,
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and you remember Miss Gravatt?
She was very businesslike.
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But also very warm.
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She was intimidating,
but palpably kind.
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She was a paradox
of a human being.
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She gave me a date
for an audition.
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My mother said, "Okay, Dave,
it's on you." Now...
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Those of you who know me...
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know that I didn't prepare
for that audition.
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That audition was like a-- a possession,
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it was just something
that I was proud to have.
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But as the days got closer, I'm like,
"Oh, my God, I gotta get--
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I gotta get something together." I didn't
even know how to do an audition,
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And I had never done it before, so I went
and I said-- I said, "What do I need?"
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They said, "A monologue," I...
So I looked up "monologue."
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And I went to the library,
the MLK Library, this huge library,
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so I gotta find something,
and I found a piece
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in one of those yellow script books,
it was a monologue by Mark Twain
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called "The Judge's Spirited Woman."
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And I learned it in a night.
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You know, it was not hard
for me to memorize things.
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The next day, it was a Saturday, I think,
and I came to the school,
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and they auditioned in what used
to be this room-- the original...
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theater, Duke Ellington School
of the Arts.
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And all the department heads sat in here,
and the light's in your eyes,
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and there's a bunch of kids who already
go to the school, who come on Saturday,
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just to see...
who might be coming.
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And I talked to all these kids before
I went in, and these kids
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were nothing like the kids at Eastern.
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They were like them, but they were
different, they were weird,
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funny, and self-deprecating,
things like this.
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And I remember
I came out on stage...
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and I did my audition,
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and it was like...
like, terrible.
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I-- I froze up in the beginning,
I started, and then I said,
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"Wait a minute, I'm messing up,
I'm gonna start again."
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And I was nervous, and I was scared,
and... and...
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in the middle of the audition,
I'm in the middle of the monologue,
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uh, one of the teachers, Fred Lee,
he said-- Fred Lee, he goes,
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"Okay, that's enough."
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I said, "Well, there's still a little
more," he goes, "No, no, no, no, no...
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That is enough," he said.
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And I-- I can't tell you,
like, I-- I was crushed.
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Uh... without saying his disapproval,
I knew it stunk.
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And I was right.
When I walked in here, I knew
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I wasn't good enough
to go to this school.
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And I thought to myself, "Ah, fuck
this school, that's stupid anyway."
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In first-year theater, there's a question
that they ask students from time to time.
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And it's a make-or-break question, and...
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And we ask this question,
you don't know.
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And the question is this:
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They say, "Why do you wanna act?"
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Now...
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if you say anything like,
"I wanna be a star,"
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you're not...
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You're not gonna get in.
I didn't know that.
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And I figured I already blew the audition,
so I told them the truth.
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He said, "Why do you wanna act?"
"I don't."
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That's what I said.
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And they said, "Well then,
why are you here?"
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I said, "Because I wanna be a comedian and
some comedian told me that if I wanna be
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a good comedian,
I need to learn how to act."
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And the teachers look
at each other and go,
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"Thank you very much," and I left.
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And I was walking down the hallway
kicking rocks.
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It was a kid that already went here,
his name was Ako Handy.
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And Ako said, "Hey, man, I listened
to them talking about you."
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I said, "You did?" He said, "You're in."
I said, "What?" He said, "You're in."
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But it didn't make any sense.
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Somehow we worked it out so that
they gave me an early enrollment,
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and I left Eastern within weeks of that,
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and I came to Duke Ellington and it was
better than I could have ever imagined.
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I didn't have the suspicion
that most new kids get.
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I was an oddity, a new toy, I was quirky,
I wasn't a snappy dresser,
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I didn't really know
what the fuck was going on, because
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the crack epidemic itself was new to me
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and they were all refugees
from their neighborhood schools.
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In the morning,
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we would have our academic classes,
and then in the afternoon,
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we would have our arts classes.
It was a long school day.
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We'd start at 8:30, we wouldn't leave
here 'til five, sometimes 5:30.
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Whenever they saw fit.
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It's funny walking in here tonight,
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'cause I saw the Pride flags up,
and I remember when I came here
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all those years ago, it's the first time I
ever met a kid who was just, like, gay.
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-It was never strange to us.
-[woman in audience] That's right.
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Their sexuality or their gender identity
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was the least remarkable thing about
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a person that could dance as well
as Roger Bellamy, or...
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There was no distinction
between any of that.
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Everybody was weird
in their own way.
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And in a very strange way, because we
spent so much time with one another.
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We helped raise...
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one another.
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There's a camaraderie
between these students
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that I don't know that I've seen since
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I left this school.
I can remember, and I won't say names,
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there was a student that went here
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that used to sell drugs.
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It wasn't just a student,
but this particular guy...
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This particular guy did the cardinal no-no
on the streets. He did what they call
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"not making your roll," which meant he
got some drugs on consignment
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and he didn't pay whoever
gave him the drugs back.
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And whoever gave him those drugs
had declared,
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"I'm gonna come to that school,
and I'm gonna kill you," he said.
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And my man was scared,
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and word got around,
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around school,
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that the goons was coming.
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And by the time the goons showed up,
every dude that went to this school:
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gay, straight, whatever the fuck,
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was all standing out front, they say,
"You'll have to kill all of us."
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And who was in front of all of 'em?
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Roger Bellamy with some
leg warmers on like this.
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I started making friends that are still
my friends to this very day.
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Life-long friends.
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As I get older, I appreciate my teachers
more and more.
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But to tell you the truth,
I appreciated them then.
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Teacher salaries, you know,
not necessarily what it should be.
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And when I think about that,
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juxtaposed to the dedication
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that the teachers, the time they would
spend with me, the way they would notice,
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"Are you okay? Is everything all right?
You look sad today."
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Any little thing,
like a family member would.
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And they fostered an environment
of almost absolute trust,
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like your parents.
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There's two lectures that I got at school
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that changed the way I do comedy.
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That like...
turned the light switch on.
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It was two teachers:
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Donal Leace.
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Donal Leace, may he rest in peace.
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Maybe one of the single best educators
that I've ever met in my life.
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He had a demeanor about himself that
demanded excellence from his students.
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He would tell us incredible stories
that I didn't believe. He claimed...
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in one class, the song "Killing
Him Softly" was about him.
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I was like, "Nah, nigga, not you."
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He told me he knew Donny Hathaway
and Roberta Flack and all these people.
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These D.C. legends.
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He's a humble man, but he really
demanded excellence.
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And he gave us a lecture once
on a concept called polarization.
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Polarization meaning the--
the idea that
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if you can make everybody
look at the same thing
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at the same time, that their
rational mind will decrease,
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and their emotional response
will increase.
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He said, "That's how audiences work,
that's how mobs work,
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that's how you make a person lose
themself in the crowd."
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I got it.
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As he was saying this, he would hold
a stapler in his hand,
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it was a good lecture. He said,
"Everyone focus on the stapler,"
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and he would explain to us
what polarization is
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as we're all looking at this stapler,
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and then he'd scream, "Hah!"
And everyone would jump, "Oh!"
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He said, "What're you scared of?"
"Oh, shit, that works."
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And ever since he did that lecture,
I listened in his class intently.
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He was one of the only guys that I would
always get straight As from
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because I worked very hard, not to get his
approval, but to avoid his disapproval.
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When we were coming up,
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they had a thing called juries.
I don't know, do they still do juries?
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Juries is when all the department heads
give you a piece to work on,
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and they sit there, and they make you
perform the piece,
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and the criticism is brutal.
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And we were kids.
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We didn't understand that they were
preparing us for a hard world ahead
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if you wanted a profession in art.
They would tear us to shreds.
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Just the stress...
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The stress of a jury.
And man, I never practiced.
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'Cause I didn't wanna act.
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At an improv class, a teacher named
Geraldine Gillstrap told me
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that she should-- I should
stop doing funny pieces.
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That I should try to stretch
myself artistically.
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And maybe had more in me than comedy.
And at the time, I took offense to that.
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So because she said that,
after school that very night,
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I went to the comedy club,
and for the first time I signed the list,
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and I waited, and I got on,
and I killed it.
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Killed it.
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Must have been 35 years ago,
night after night, I killed it.
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I'd show up with the bag of tricks
that I learned at school,
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and I would dominate adults
on a regular basis.
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Couldn't wait to get out of D.C.
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When I was 17,
I moved to New York
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and lit that comedy scene up.
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I was obviously talented. You'll hear
stories about people saying
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that I discovered Dave Chappelle. That's
like saying you discovered sunshine.
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I was shining on everybody.
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And when I got in that professional world,
I was oddly prepared.
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I had a sense of professionalism,
I showed up on time,
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I did the things that I learned in school
to do. Just the basics.
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My... career didn't have any direction
'cause I was still so young.
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And that didn't change for many years.
It didn't change until, uh...
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my girlfriend at the time, now my wife,
told me she was pregnant,
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and I was like, "You know what? I should
really start taking this seriously."
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And when she told me that, before the baby
was born, I'd done my first HBO special,
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and then-- and then I went to work on
a sketch comedy show idea I had, and--
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and-- and The Chappelle Show came out
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when my son was still
maybe 18 months-year old.
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And I bet on myself.
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I took less money. I took less money,
I remember that,
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so I could do what I wanted to do.
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I said, "You don't have to pay me
that much, but you can't ever tell me...
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You can't ever tell me that I can't do
what I wanna do."
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And I did the first season,
I'll tell you, for $300,000.
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Which sounds like a lot of money,
but-- but-- but-- but-- but...
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It was a rare experience in my life,
because it was the first time
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that I did something
that was so successful
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that I knew I had exceeded
the expectations.
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I was more successful
than I felt like I was supposed to be.
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They didn't plan on that.
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The second season...
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came out, and it was a juggernaut,
and-- and-- and...
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and then, I remember this was
the single best day of my career,
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the Rick James episode of Chappelle Show
had come out...
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People were going crazy about
the Rick James episode at the same time
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the-- the DVD for Season 1 of ChappelleShow dropped. It was the first time any
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television show had ever
been sold off air.
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And it sold a million copies
in the first day. It was unheard of.
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To this day, nothing has sold more
than Chappelle Show.
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It's still on the Top Ten in Netflix.
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All those great things happened,
and my contract was up.
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Clearly...
Clearly, I was about to be rich.
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I'll spare you all the details
of why it didn't work out.
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But it didn't work out.
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And I ended up doing something that no one
had ever seen before, including myself.
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Maybe Prince is the only other guy
that I've seen do this,
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where you just quit something that was
popular when you're at the very top of it.
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Lucky for me, when I quit,
I went to Africa,
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so there was a media storm
that I didn't hear.
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By the time I got back, everyone
was just lookin' at me crazy.
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That was a very difficult
decision to make.
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The entire world told me I was crazy,
but I-- I was sure...
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I was sure I was being true to myself and
to something that I learned at Ellington.
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I'm one of those comedians
that thought of himself as an artist.
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I was enamored by what the genre could do.
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It was like... the pictures
that I could paint with words, and
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the way I could engage with audiences.
I understood as it was happening,
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I was very lucky to be able to do this.
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And I protected that.
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And I knew that if I took the money,
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they would expect me
to behave differently,
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and I wasn't willing to accept that,
so I quit.
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And when I quit, it was a very difficult
time in my life,
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that I'll spare you the details, but man,
fuck show business. It was tough.
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And then one day I was
in Panama City, Panama,
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and I was in a hotel,
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and I looked at the lobby, there was
a-- a painting of Abraham Lincoln.
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Was-- And then-- I would look closer,
it wasn't a painting, it was all pennies,
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just pennies on a black canvas,
arranged into the face of Abraham Lincoln.
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And I asked the guy, I said,
"How much is that painting worth?"
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He said, "$600,000, sir."
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And I looked at the pennies
that made up the painting,
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and I was like,
"That's like, $300 worth of pennies."
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Lightbulb went in my head.
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I realized the value of art.
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Some of the biggest wars and crimes
and scams in history
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were financed through the theft of art.
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Art is a powerful commodity.
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An artist, if you're good at it,
should never behave as a commodity.
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It's a tough one.
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And then I gave up.
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'Cause it-- I said, "Oh--
you know, this is probably it."
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I accepted the fact that the career
I thought I was gonna have was over, but,
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I started to rediscover just my art
for its own sake.
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I would go to comedy clubs and I'd work
for way less money than I ever had,
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and I enjoyed it more
than any of the work I ever did.
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It was probably the best work
I'll ever do.
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'Cause it was so honest.
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It was so sincere.
There was no media,
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there was no studio,
there was no scrutiny,
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just me and the crowds. And I did it
night after night, and slowly but surely
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the crowds got bigger and bigger, and then
suddenly people started to notice.
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In post, I would say, "Dave Chappelle
has the tour of the year."
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And again, and then the year after that,
and then the year after that.
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And then,
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Lorne Michaels
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asked me to do Saturday Night Live.
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And it wasn't just like he asked me,
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he was courtin' me, I didn't even know it,
he gave me this whole long speech,
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and I was like, "All right." And then
I read some book about Lorne Michaels
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starting Saturday Night Live, and I read
the speech that he gave Richard Pryor
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when he wanted him to host the show,
and I said, "Holy shit,
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that's the same shit he said to me!"
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And I did it.
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And that was an enormous amount
of pressure, it had been 12 years
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since I'd been on television,
or since I'd even talked to the media,
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and I remember I signed my Netflix
contract on my way to my mark
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for the monologue. If you do live
television, they count down every second,
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"30 seconds..."
"Are you sure this contract is good?"
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"It's good, just sign the papers..."
"22 seconds..."
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"Aw, nigga, you better not
be trickin' me."
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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,
three, two, one,
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I walked out on that stage,
and I killed it.
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It was natural. It was nothing.
It was easy work.
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Got an Emmy for that one, too.
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First Emmy I won.
And when I walked on the stage
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after being in the cold for so long,
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for the first time when I walked
on the stage, I'm like,
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"Damn, nigga, I just made
60 million dollars."
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That's what I thought to myself.
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It's been great ever since.
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And really I could do these specials like
Steph Curry, I be shooting from inside,
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outside, all night.
It's been great ever since.
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A lot of my friends are athletes,
and I never could understand
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what it would feel like
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to only have a limited amount of time to
be great. You got 20 years to be the best,
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or 30 years to be the best,
but when you do art, you could be great
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whenever the will decides
that you're great.
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And I feel very lucky for that.
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And I never forgot this school.
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I've always come back,
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checked in. One of my favorite honors
was doing the commencement at Ellington.
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Listen, I can't even remember
what year it is.
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I just remember they cheered for me
when I came out, I wasn't a big star,
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but I was their star,
and I felt like I was home.
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After I did Lorne Michaels,
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I mean, after I did Saturday Night Live,
Lorne Michaels said something that
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I gotta share with you. He goes,
"You went to Peggy Cafritz's school,
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didn't you?" That's what he said.
I said, "I did," and he said... he said--
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I wanted to say this on
Saturday Night Live. He goes,
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"Tell her I owe her money."
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You know,
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I never asked
to have this theater named after me.
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Peggy asked me.
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She was ailing, and I went
to her house to visit her.
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And she said, "I want you to put your name
on the school," she said,
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"It would help us raise money
for the school," and to me, it was like,
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I felt like I'm a little young for that,
and I'm still kind of using the name,
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you know what I mean?
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Let's see what I do with it first!
You never know...
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Like, imagine if O.J. had named
his son O.J. Junior.
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"Oh, Dad!"
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And around then, I was receiving
the Mark Twain Prize. Huge honor...
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And...
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And the next day, all the artists
that came to honor me,
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the Bradley Coopers and Chris Tuckers,
and all these great people who
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came to Ellington and they taught
master classes for the students.
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And Peggy Cooper Cafritz,
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as sick as she was,
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got out of her bed,
so she could be with her babies.
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She never left us.
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So I did it. So, you know, whatever you
wanna do, if I can help,
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I'll do it.
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Now I have to tell you:
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if you quit a show like Chappelle Show,
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I don't know if you know what
happens to you professionally,
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but I'll tell you what doesn't happen.
They don't just say,
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"Well, good luck
in your future endeavors."
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With that media, they beat me up.
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With their power,
they tried to make me behave, it's--
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-it-- it takes a strong person...
-[audience member] Yeah.
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...to stand out in the cold like that,
and I swear to God,
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so much of the strength I got to do that,
the inner warmth I got to do that,
437
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:10,016
I learned in this school,
438
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,645
and from my friends
who helped raise me.
439
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:21,444
So why wouldn't...
I'd do anything I could
440
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,364
to help my benefactor.
441
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,992
And the last time I came back,
442
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,370
after The Closer,
443
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,540
when the kids were mad at me,
444
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,503
I got to tell you,
that was quite the day.
445
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,715
All the kids was screaming and yelling,
I remember, I said to the kids, I go,
446
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,051
"Well, okay, well what do you guys
think I did wrong?"
447
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,719
And a line formed.
448
00:30:57,146 --> 00:31:01,276
These kids said everything about gender,
and this and that and the other,
449
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,237
but they didn't say anything about art.
450
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,614
And this is my biggest gripe
451
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,535
with this whole controversy with
The Closer: that you cannot report
452
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:15,707
on an artist's work, and remove
artistic nuance from his words.
453
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,381
It would be like if you were reading
a newspaper and they say,
454
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:27,969
"Man Shot in the Face by a Six-Foot Rabbit
Expected to Survive," you'd be like
455
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:31,556
"Oh, my God," and they never tell you
it's a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
456
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:49,032
I took a lot of cold shots...
in show business.
457
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:52,952
And I gotta tell you, as the years go on,
you feel the shots less and less.
458
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:55,288
"Ah, it's just the business,"
is what you say.
459
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,041
But that one, that day,
460
00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,335
boy, that day they hurt me.
461
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:04,923
When I heard those talking points
coming out of these children's faces,
462
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,134
that really, sincerely, hurt me.
463
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:11,012
Because I know those kids didn't
come up with those words,
464
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,806
I've heard those words before.
465
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:25,276
The more you say I can't say something,
the more urgent it is for me to say it.
466
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,696
And it has nothing to do
with what you're saying I can't say.
467
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,700
It has everything to do with my right,
my freedom...
468
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,119
of artistic expression.
469
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,539
That is valuable to me.
470
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,959
That is not severed from me.
471
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,003
It's worth protecting for me,
472
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,048
and it's
worth protecting for everyone else
473
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:51,177
who endeavors in our noble,
noble professions.
474
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,137
And these kids...
475
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:59,143
And these kids didn't understand
that they were instruments...
476
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,771
instruments of oppression.
477
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:05,441
And I didn't get mad at them.
They're kids. They're freshmen.
478
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,693
They're not ready yet.
479
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:08,987
They don't know.
480
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,614
What made me mad...
481
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,242
and I am this petty...
482
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,874
I ain't sayin' names.
483
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:26,462
One of the kid's mother went on Fox News,
484
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,550
and she used to be a student here,
I remember her face
485
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,511
but I don't know if she was
particularly popular. Anyway.
486
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,149
She was in
the Literary Media Arts department.
487
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:51,070
She said a lot of things
that I didn't like, lot of things.
488
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,239
But, you know, that's her right.
489
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,618
The thing she said that got to me,
490
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:02,165
she said, "At Duke Ellington, that theater
was a sanctuary for students.
491
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:05,334
I used to sit there and meditate."
Well, of course you'd meditate.
492
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,129
You were a Literary Media Arts student.
493
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:14,177
We didn't meditate in here.
We got to work. But, okay, fine.
494
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,472
"I would sit in there and meditate,"
she said.
495
00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:29,984
And then she scrunched her face up.
She's a beautiful woman,
496
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,029
but her face looked hideous,
the way she scrunched it up,
497
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,657
and she said, "And just to imagine...
498
00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:41,621
his name...
on that theater.
499
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,666
How could you do that to those kids?"
500
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:53,841
Listen.
501
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,887
No matter what they said
about The Closer,
502
00:34:57,970 --> 00:35:00,556
it was still the most-watched
special in the world.
503
00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:10,483
And I am still of the mind,
and I say this with all humility,
504
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:15,571
it is a masterpiece, and I challenge
all my p-- my peers-- to make its equal.
505
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,741
They cannot. I am sure.
506
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:29,752
It will be decades before you ever see
someone in my genre
507
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:34,715
as proficient as me.
I am maybe a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
508
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,884
I am telling you the truth.
509
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:47,145
About three weeks ago I saw
in the newspaper that a man,
510
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,689
they said a man that was dressed
in women's clothing,
511
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:53,442
threw a-- a pie at the Mona Lisa
and tried to deface it.
512
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,362
And-- and it made me laugh,
'cause I'm like, "It's like The Closer."
513
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:11,460
I said it to the kids that day: if you
have a better idea, then express it.
514
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,214
And you can beat me. It's that easy.
515
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,300
If you have more talent than me,
516
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,386
then display it and you can beat me
517
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,015
with certainty.
This is what our genre is about.
518
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:30,021
The idea that my name will be turned into
519
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:34,775
a-- a-- a instrument of someone else's
perceived oppression
520
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,944
is untenable to me.
521
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,156
The fact that if my name was
on this theater, and a kid
522
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,910
that walked through that door would feel
anything other than pride in his school
523
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,205
and in their endeavors,
that's untenable to me.
524
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,124
So on Friday, I decided...
525
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,170
that I don't want my name on the school.
526
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,088
Hear me out.
527
00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:00,384
The Ellington family is my family.
528
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,888
When this controversy came out,
and students were angry,
529
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,348
at the height of their anger,
530
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,850
they said, "We still wanna name
the theater after you."
531
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:12,188
They taught the kids about the nuance
of art and activism.
532
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:17,401
And to-- I feel a great deal of success,
and it came around.
533
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:21,781
So it's not that they did not wanna give
this to me, they're still my family.
534
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,617
And, I'm not gonna say I don't want it.
535
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,411
I'm gonna say I'll defer it.
536
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,206
Rather than give this theater my name,
537
00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:33,960
I would like to give these students
my message.
538
00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:35,920
To them.
539
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:44,428
So it is with great honor, that I unveil
the new name of this theater,
540
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,306
the Jerrod Carmichael Theater.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kiddin'...
541
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,142
I'm just kiddin'.
I'm totally joking.
542
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,521
Uh, let me see if I can get this here.
543
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,190
This theater should be called...
544
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,905
The Theater
for Artistic Freedom and Expression.
545
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,242
I want that for myself,
546
00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:09,620
and I want it for every student
that's educated at this school.
547
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,417
And when and if you are ever ready,
548
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,254
you can put my name right on top of that.
549
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:22,383
I love you, Duke Ellington, thank you
very much. Thank you very much.
550
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,719
Thank you very much.
551
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:32,393
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure
to bring off his new album Leace Renewed,
552
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,188
the first single "Flow to You,"
give it up for the best-hitter
553
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,941
history teacher in the world, Mr. Leace.
554
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,111
Come on! Here we go.
555
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:43,756
That's the show!
I'll see you next year!
556
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:48,344
Bitches.
557
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:54,725
This is protected by the red,the black, and the green
558
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,187
at the crossroad with a key!
49506
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