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foreign
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could you put Richard in the car
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ride
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this is Macquarie news Terry dear
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reporting the people of Australia go to
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the polls today to elect a new federal
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government about six and a half billion
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electors are entitled about and almost
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500 candidates are contesting 125 seats
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in the House of Representatives the main
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parties contesting the poll and the
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liberal country party Coalition headed
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by Mr Don Gordon and the labor party
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headed by Mr golf whitlam Vietnam a new
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attack on those religion
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level
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yeah
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after 20 years of liberal government at
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the time the Australian voters had a
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change they got a chance to have a
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change now and I'm pretty sure they
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won't take it what have you got to say
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about the opinion polls showing the
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message
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over the polls which have taken place
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today
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how do you think you appeal to the
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Australian woman I think I feel very
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well indeed
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Curly's the name curly Henderson seven
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Wyndham Place Mrs Kath Henderson
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fill all the numbers in and bring it
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back to the Box
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thank you
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yeah thank you
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Sydney this afternoon and expressed
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confidence over his party's showing in
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today's election
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commenting on adverse opinion polls Mr
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Gorton said the only poll worth taking
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any notice of is the one taking place
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today
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a record 499 candidates are contesting
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The 100
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sends back away but he's sandwiched by
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Parker and oven
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from dummy house without attempts to get
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South's backs moving but coming up
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quickly balmaine continue holding the
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rabbitohs in their own territory
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could you come back to it come on
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darling
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oh
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I guess we'll be arriving in a minute
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and sure work
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like something to eat
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good evening James Dibble at the
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national election desk in Canberra here
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tonight to report on what promises to be
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the most exciting election in decades
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perhaps even the most exciting since
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1949 when the liberal country party
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Coalition took office
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on ABC News commentators and journalists
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agree so far that the figures are far
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too small to indicate any definite
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Trends it does appear to be seen
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favorable indications for the labor
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party in all three specs
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it's early days yet try and act like a
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host tonight will you since we'll have
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the main route to my guests
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it would help if you did a bit more than
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Point them in the direction of the
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fridge it's almost the need
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uh I better have um
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sole intention of drinking yourself into
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a scuba yes well that's not the
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intention we're celebrating the end of
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20 years of conservative rule
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it's just the excuse for a boozer
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you may not be but most of the people
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coming here tonight are going to be very
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concerned about what happens on that
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very concerned indeed
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yes when it's cool you've been
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interested in politics
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do you know what he told me the other
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day kills he said this election is the
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most important in the country's history
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Cooley
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I'm talking about you hi nothing there I
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hope no no no on the country uh Kath and
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I were just saying it had a touch of
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refinement to the party hi Cat hello
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Jody Simon yes there'll be a few body
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types here tonight I'm afraid
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I'll take your um
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hope we didn't come too early oh no no
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we're running a bit behind oh look you
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two go and get dressed Simon and I can
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look after ourselves
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dressed
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we addressed what do you think it was a
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fancy dress ball yeah yeah
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excuse me I've got a few things to
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finish out here
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I just put those in the laundry with
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yourself imagine
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the aop candidate Mr Ollie has a lead of
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nearly 100 votes over the sitting
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country party member Mr Peter for a
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little over 900 votes
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in Victoria the Alp has made in several
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seats held by the government
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child is leading the government whip Mr
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Fox in Henry by about 80 votes but only
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700 votes have been counted in home to
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Old Meadow of the aop has a lead of 100
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over the sitting member Mr Reed with
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about 1100 baits counted already
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customs and exercises I've addressed
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haven't I oh I don't worry about that no
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one's going to give a stir I have plenty
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of casual gear but I just didn't think
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what sort of people are coming well
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they're mainly fans of mine
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are they all labor well they're all uh
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left of Santa
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where's Don going
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I don't know
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no
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did Don get you a drink
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um no I don't think he did dog
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call your guests today I'm not here
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56-59 at this stage
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suits
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barbecue no I don't think we can make it
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I think Don had something else on
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the guests just came inside
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God would never think of taking
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precautions like that he'd just look up
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at the rain and say well that Baggers
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that doesn't it
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um
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please
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after you did you get that Dry Ginger
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I know I forgot something oh it doesn't
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matter gin will be fine I wish Donna
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take lessons from you
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and whilst we don't know exactly where
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those figures are coming from they are
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looking good for their neighbor and the
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other point is the the damage what is
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that in Aid of
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issue just thought I'd embarrass
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Everybody Take It Off
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you just did it so
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I overdressed
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this is ridiculous [ __ ]
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come in
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must have come to the wrong address if
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you're gonna look like a butler behave
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like one oh of course
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[ __ ] Penguins see
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how things
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are going to win
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listen I had a few beers with whitlam's
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press secretary last Thursday and he
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reckons I took a private poll which gave
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labor 52 52 yeah some of the big boys
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are [ __ ] themselves
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have a look at that no crap beautiful
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oh sorry um
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Mal and Jenny this is Simon and Jody
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hello yes that'll be a new government by
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midnight make no mistake about that
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Amazon Prime
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isn't it oh that's right terrible with
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names we should have worn something more
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casual no it's fine type of thing I'd
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like to where if we could afford it
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yes they are early figures but uh
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um they do tend to look good
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I take it uh is there any mail that
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you'll be having for a labor victories
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take it we all will
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hello
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seat and uh I haven't actually seen
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anything as for Casey yet to see how uh
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what about you Joey are you neutral too
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oh no I vote Liberal oh that's very
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courageous
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no admitting it very courageous but you
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won't speak to me again now in the
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country
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makes you very interesting
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all right everyone out of the kitchen
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I'm about to unwrap me pornographic
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object
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hi cath g'day Jenny hello
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where's the dreaded Rose uh oh sorry man
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I didn't know
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who's this uh gorgeous woman Jody oh and
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Simon that's uh Mac
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sorry about the wife when three days ago
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where are you alone
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well it was easier for her to shift out
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than me
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where's curly
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hey hey
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the day I played last year we're talking
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about switching preferences and Senator
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gear was behind that move but they
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switched back this year do you know what
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Gary's been saying well the university
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should stop teaching courses in politics
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because of breeding grounds for
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revolutionaries
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you must admit it's getting a bit much
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when I went to the university I went
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there to learn not to take over the
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place I don't want to sound offensive
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but you sound like a young liberal Jody
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is a self-confessed right-wing really
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how interesting I never met anyone who
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voted liberal in my life I can't think
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how they keep winning they'll win this
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one too
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seed of you another key thing
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she needs a good long hand talking to
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you
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what do you do son
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oh well um
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the last time Simon's an accountant no
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no no come on well actually I'm an
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industrial accountant oh interesting oh
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yeah it's not bad um it does get a
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little I'm dramatized with you know well
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I suppose most jobs do don't they
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are doing the sheets for instance what
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does your phone make Simon I mean a man
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can plastic pressings
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well have you ever you know noticed a
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truck going around a corner
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you know how they make their Road
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signals using a yellow plastic hand on
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the end of a long lever
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well we make those yellow plastic hands
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what does your husband do Jenny he's a
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professional [ __ ] artist well that
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must be very interesting Mal's a
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Management Consultant he's doing very
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well at the moment no
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but
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I don't think I don't know
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do you want an aspirin
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no it doesn't help but for not ringing
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would you excuse me
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you think you got trouble so it's a bit
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unfortunate isn't it does Jenny often
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get headaches like that I made our
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parties
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Simon Alcock
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do you mind if we tell your wife a dirty
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story
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no no why not she's used to it
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now Jay have you ever hunted Ducks uh no
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no I don't want to hear anything filthy
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well you Wade through the shallows
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with your rifle at the ready duck
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Hunters use shotguns should they I like
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to give the Ducks a chance oh
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all of a sudden
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oh
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Nature Calls
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I'm sure you want to hear this
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oh
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hahaha
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[ __ ]
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oh it leaves a nasty taste
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Jody what
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would you mind giving the babysitter a
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bit of a ring just to make sure the
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children went down all right Simon
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ringer yourself
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hey that might be the old Cooley
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he does the trees
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who spent every second of their spare
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time renovating crazy well I like
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renovating
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yeah oh well that's um fair enough if
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you like it I suppose I like it
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you've done wonders with that terrorist
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Evan it's uh it's amazing it was
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absolute wreck when he started did you
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did you finish that that studio for
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Kerry yeah since last week what do you
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do when you're not renovating I'm a
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dentist Renovations of the mouth eh
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and what do you do plastic pressings now
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psychologists Private Practice
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no not really Management Consultant
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uh let's carry roundabout she paints oh
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dabbles a bit in the oils dabbles you
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said three major exhibitions
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four that's well that's why there's one
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last month
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sorry man very good reviews though
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didn't it well really
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I thought somebody told me it was very
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successful well she sold a lot of stuff
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but then she's very fashionable at the
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moment
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you know a lot about art uh Evan a
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little why well I you know you'd find it
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hard to communicate with your wife if
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you didn't uh you can imagine Evan's
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doing uh Fine Arts at the uni part-time
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haven't you I gave it up yes I heard it
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was a tough course well it crapped me
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but your place is so much more
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attractive and all that wrought iron but
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my kitchen's so tiny Kathy
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I'd cook in the kitchen anytime
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did she play around oh yeah as long as
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you're in the top 10 in some branch of
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the Arts
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stick a paintbrush up your bum and see
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here you go
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they're better what do you reckon
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this is the Southwest New South Wales
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to date the most significant Trend to
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emerge from the early counting has been
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the marked swing delays
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the biggest since the present party
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system came into operation
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if this trend continues to midnight
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labor will form the new government
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on the present figures labor is ahead
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super new government before midnight
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I hear you're very creative thank you
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you're interested in that oh very much
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yes I do a lot of Photography I've seen
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your photographers
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is your husband the jealous
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no he's more the brooding type
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well to be frank certain men at this
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party are going to offer themselves to
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you tonight
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look I'm afraid that certain men are
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going to be yeah
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definitely get back into office how's it
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going
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let's see them
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he said
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if we get stirred we've got the whole
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deal you're in quality
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now psychology executive selection
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tell me do you find you're always
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analyzing people well it's an
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occupational hazard
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what can you tell about me
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well as a psychologist I can't help
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feeling that your physical Beauty could
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have its problems such as
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well but quite brutally you have what is
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called a sought after quality
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so
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so you'd have no shortage of alternative
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offers which could place your marriage
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under some strain and what if I refuse
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these offers I don't think you would
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really not at all of them how much you
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say that
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it's a feeling in a professional hunch
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you see
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a new Affair is like
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an emotional rebirth and I don't think
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you deny yourself that experience for
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instance if I was to say to you
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but I found you very attractive and I'd
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be delighted that if we arranged to have
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an affair you wouldn't dismiss it out of
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hand did you consider it
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yes yes
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so let's be frank
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I do find you very attractive and
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I'll be frank and uh
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say that I would like to have an affair
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with you and how does that appeal to you
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it doesn't
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can't win them all
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the night isn't over yet boy
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g'day cat features South Coast
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I was telling you about that yeah
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what do the dinner say
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you're going to be in town
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I'm going back tomorrow
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maybe flattering it's just ridiculous
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delicious
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have you been my husband
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no I haven't
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how are you
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I believe you're a lawyer same with my
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clients dad
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I've been hearing that your wife's very
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creative I wish the critics thoughts
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that why they've been panning you no uh
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moderate praise if I was a Critic you
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wouldn't be getting faint praise what
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are they all pooftas not exactly do they
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have a proposition yet because not
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really as corrupt as all that I'll tell
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you what if I came to review some hot
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young chicks etchings could be a case of
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no root no review you must conduct a
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very interesting law practice
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I'm taking a hammering tonight hey Jenny
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you seen Susie anywhere
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how's Jenny [ __ ] ass what are you two
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thinking doing
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pissed off would you no I want a bit of
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sausage
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that's who you got the diamond cut
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sex appeal
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Castle kill him
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you want another drink
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s are blowing up to come and speak to me
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you're lucky I came to speak to you at
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all what was that I don't usually make a
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habit of speaking to hostile [ __ ] and
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corners want to make a habit of speaking
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to encourageable lectures yeah probably
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[Music]
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[Music]
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New England
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about the area
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I was just admiring your day Club oh
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it's a bit unadventured
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trouble with Decor is that if your
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tastes change after you've done it then
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you're stuck with it
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do you ever look at someone and
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something clicks and you say bang I want
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it
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physically no
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do you believe in honesty yes
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come on finals
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I want to screw it on
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Seaforth up to the northern beaches like
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manly sitting member Mr Michael McKellar
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is very safe there on 22 000.
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it's either Wentworth and the Eastern
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suburbs similar to Whitewater
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The Chosen women's becoming more
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adolescent as the years go by just a
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minute Susan's very intelligent
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big chicks cow eyes vacuous chatter
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thank you standing mid lane virility
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fantasies already what happened to your
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receptionist she was nice she had a
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virgin brain no original thought had
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ever penetrated
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she was a bit too damn
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at least she was over 18.
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against all the women when I was 17 I
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stuffed a 50 year old bar mad in the old
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man's Pub she just kept saying thank you
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thank you
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how did you take it she didn't say
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anything
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she should have told me
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you think do you think I should um
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I think you should
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because the island has stayed quite
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often okay and that sort of thing
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how's your old man treating you
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someone's been following that carry
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woman around like a puppy dog I wouldn't
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worry
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I'm not
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he's only ever made it with one other
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woman since we've been married so
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surprised you've only had to show me the
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scratches on his bed
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oh sorry um
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you know how many of the people here
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no do you no no I think they're mainly
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Don's friends
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pretty yeah extra bird aren't they
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I think they're a bunch of shits
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yeah
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sorry I decided it's loud but it looks
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as if uh the leaves have had the Richard
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change went all that much harm
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not even
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it too you know in small ways like
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health education and social welfare shut
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up [ __ ] I'm having a serious
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political discussion if you don't want
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to participate and how old is your
531
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youngest have you ever sat down and
532
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really thought about what you're doing
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in life
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we've got a very clear idea of what
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we're doing yeah planted in your skull
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by some advertising copyrighted that
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would it be true to say that you are
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kind of plating selling your forty
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thousand dollar house and taking out a
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mortgage on a sixty thousand dollar
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dwelling
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you know never mind about that but what
543
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I would really like to know is what are
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your motives for this particular piece
545
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of themselves I'll hit you with my beer
546
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mug in a minute I'm thinking of having
547
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another baby you don't have to answer it
548
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oh I'll answer him oh you can't get uh
549
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you can't get pregnant in the Forty
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thousand dollar house it's too cheap and
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ours is it we need the space
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well I mean what it is it's status it's
553
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what it is the whole thing status
554
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s-t-a-t-u-s the government's been in
555
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power for a long time has begun to run
556
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out of ideas has begun to get panicky of
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the opposition is beginning to look for
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the first time like a really good
559
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authentic government how much does it
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cost selection in New South Wales
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are you particularly interested in this
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election
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look it doesn't make much difference who
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gets in does it I mean I'll still be
565
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able to take over 20 000 a year clear
566
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that's not bad for extracting the odd
567
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molar
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uh are you a socialist yes yes
569
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um in a way uh but well I suppose all of
570
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us are socialists in a way
571
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it's just I think well it's the profit
572
00:31:21,539 --> 00:31:24,720
motive that keeps the oil economy
573
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:27,620
ticking look I think we're better to
574
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,620
stop discussing politics
575
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:43,140
okay
576
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,820
I think I'll let the fire die down a bit
577
00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:49,760
before we put the meat on
578
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:49,760
so I've fill it up a bit too much
579
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:55,580
you better hold the peaches off for a
580
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,580
while until I get the meat cooked eh
581
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320
yeah
582
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,880
s-t-a-t-u-s all right you've convinced
583
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:11,640
everyone you can spell now piss off it's
584
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,480
got nothing to do with it like Ellen
585
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,220
hasn't
586
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,000
usually as rude to people as you're
587
00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:20,340
being at the moment well what do you
588
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:24,600
expecting your conservatism as if God
589
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:26,279
should kiss your ass I didn't trumpet it
590
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,799
at least Simon
591
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:31,220
Simon had the grace to lie that he was
592
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:31,220
neutral
593
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,960
all right okay I'll take that back you
594
00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:39,360
won't lie I mean it I wasn't lying all
595
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,919
right all right when someone calls me a
596
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,679
liar I believe I'm entitled to object
597
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:46,080
you are perfectly entitled to him right
598
00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:47,640
now shut up I'm having an argument with
599
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,760
your wife all right
600
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:52,200
hey Brian I'm sorry Don but when the
601
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,760
level of argument degenerates into
602
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,399
personal abuse it's time to leave
603
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,020
personal abuse what do you mean personal
604
00:32:56,399 --> 00:33:00,600
abuse what do you think calling me a
605
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:04,399
Peabody accurate let's cut it out Simon
606
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,399
what is a [ __ ] people
607
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,399
[Music]
608
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:13,799
so we'd no sooner landed and ordered a
609
00:33:11,399 --> 00:33:15,720
drink then he announces that he's Randy
610
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:18,299
me the first words he said well let's
611
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,220
get ourselves the screw cool absolute
612
00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:22,559
lie My Success with women effect is
613
00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:24,240
little runt absolute [ __ ] ratchet lie
614
00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:25,740
anyway to get on with this story there
615
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,100
we are in the restaurant we gaze over
616
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:31,019
the restaurant and we see these two
617
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:32,760
magnificent looking absolute rat [ __ ]
618
00:33:31,019 --> 00:33:34,799
the bottom of the barrel you seem quite
619
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,840
enthusiastic at the time you're my
620
00:33:34,799 --> 00:33:39,600
friend you've won something I get it for
621
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,340
you isn't his sickening so we sat down
622
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,779
and ordered this meal at this stage I
623
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,760
did nothing more than to throw in a few
624
00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:47,580
quick quips to establish myself as a man
625
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:50,880
of refinement and wit oh yes such as hi
626
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:52,980
gorgeous care for a screw now the secret
627
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,480
is to wait for the right moment and come
628
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:57,000
in on the right question
629
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:59,940
where are you from asks one of them why
630
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,559
South Africa I replied South Africa why
631
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:03,240
would anyone want to say that came from
632
00:34:01,559 --> 00:34:05,880
South [ __ ] Africa I never mix
633
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,840
politics oh the pizzas would anyone like
634
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,320
a pizza
635
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,879
hey Barbecue's ready excuse me okay
636
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:16,220
everyone come on
637
00:34:11,879 --> 00:34:16,220
the plates and salad on the patio
638
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:22,320
well curly got into his bird but mine
639
00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:25,560
was biologically in display
640
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:27,540
no I mean most disgusting thing I can
641
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:31,320
remember is the night I met him in this
642
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:32,639
little Bistro that Bistro was number one
643
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,139
from Wednesday night onwards you
644
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:36,419
couldn't get in there for medium to good
645
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:38,879
quality secretarial [ __ ]
646
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:41,399
and I centered malcolmarad and this
647
00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:43,859
great but fast
648
00:34:41,399 --> 00:34:45,179
you want my body don't you I said which
649
00:34:43,859 --> 00:34:47,720
is a pretty standard approach of mine
650
00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:47,720
over the years
651
00:34:48,179 --> 00:34:51,740
and of the tooth fairy
652
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:57,660
you hungry
653
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:59,099
what's wrong oh this party shits me do
654
00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,119
you want to go home
655
00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:03,119
yeah
656
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:05,580
I promised a drop in NC cam I told you
657
00:35:03,119 --> 00:35:07,680
you've been with him all afternoon
658
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:09,180
he's nearly finished the work for his
659
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,940
exhibition and he wants me there to
660
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:13,740
comment it's exciting it's a bad time
661
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:16,020
you concentrate on your own worth
662
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,400
what's that supposed to mean well maybe
663
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,720
the critics had a point
664
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,640
I thought you said you couldn't
665
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:23,700
understand they jargon I can understand
666
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,740
words like sloppy and self-indulgent
667
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:27,960
what I'm gonna expect at home
668
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:29,640
I thought we discussed a
669
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,720
customer
670
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,700
I just want to know whether it's worth
671
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:35,480
my waiting up that's all I knew I
672
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,480
knew it is not
673
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,079
there's a bloody Peter
674
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,880
um
675
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,729
[Music]
676
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:18,909
[Applause]
677
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:18,909
[Music]
678
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:25,940
and when it got calm that the guests
679
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,940
went inside so
680
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:44,000
[Music]
681
00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:52,099
[Music]
682
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,099
all right
683
00:36:53,460 --> 00:37:06,170
laughs
684
00:36:55,350 --> 00:37:06,170
[Music]
685
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,090
I'm gonna move your car might even crack
686
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:20,320
it out yeah
687
00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:20,320
[Music]
688
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,960
it's nice
689
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,579
travels
690
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,400
I'm supposed to program any meaningful
691
00:37:29,579 --> 00:37:34,200
involvement anyone but him
692
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:37,820
you're all right so I'm involved with
693
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,820
other men so what
694
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,339
he knows I don't do it despite him he's
695
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:46,200
just so bloody immature
696
00:37:44,339 --> 00:37:48,240
I mean writing anything lately I've got
697
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:51,599
a poem published last week marvelous
698
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:54,300
weird newspaper marvelous oh [ __ ] hello
699
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:55,160
gorgeous yeah for screw he used to say
700
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:57,420
[ __ ]
701
00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:00,359
any particular reason for the change
702
00:37:57,420 --> 00:38:02,640
yeah I get more facts when I say screw
703
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:04,560
always like this which is tough exterior
704
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:07,140
underneath is a sensitive vulnerable man
705
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,599
it's true he once screwed a woman with a
706
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:11,339
tin leg out of sheer pity she was very
707
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:14,700
well adjusted except that a kneecap
708
00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:17,820
squeaked you would be the coarsest most
709
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:20,700
sex obsessed person I have ever met
710
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:22,380
a fine sexual technician to boot who's
711
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:24,359
this I says
712
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,619
you could be overestimating yourself I
713
00:38:24,359 --> 00:38:27,300
could be
714
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:29,099
it's the first piece of modesty I've
715
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:30,900
heard from you all night I just threw it
716
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:32,880
into intrigue
717
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:34,740
I'm a little intrigued you're more than
718
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:37,020
a little intrigued
719
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:38,839
how would you mind I know a woman on
720
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:42,920
heat when I say one
721
00:38:38,839 --> 00:38:42,920
their eyes moisten I
722
00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:02,400
Liberal Party
723
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:06,380
next seat around [ __ ] another one
724
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,380
regarded as safe liberal and Sydney
725
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,440
the southwestern suburbs of Sydney you
726
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:18,780
might feel a few of those empty glasses
727
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,940
out there themselves they've got legs
728
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:22,500
you're the one who throws these bloody
729
00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:23,700
parties and you won't even accept the
730
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,119
responsibility of looking after your
731
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:26,119
guests
732
00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:37,249
[Music]
733
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,400
response
734
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,740
I suppose
735
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,320
you made some sort of arrangement with
736
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:58,140
my husband no it doesn't actually grow
737
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,400
on you does he I'm sorry I guess I was a
738
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:01,800
little bit naive
739
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:04,040
I sometimes get strongly attracted to
740
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,040
someone
741
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,420
sometimes
742
00:40:08,579 --> 00:40:13,500
strongly attracted to women
743
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:16,200
no something to be ashamed of your hair
744
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:18,780
oh but I haven't
745
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:22,140
Carrie's very beautiful isn't she
746
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:25,520
yes she's very attractive
747
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:25,520
it's really beautiful
748
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:30,800
metal across the area where the arm
749
00:40:27,359 --> 00:40:30,800
actually fits to the hand
750
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,780
[Music]
751
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,579
Jesus
752
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,859
excuse me
753
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:03,720
uh
754
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:06,740
uh outside shift
755
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,740
where's Cooling
756
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:31,579
you know what their marriage is like
757
00:41:27,119 --> 00:41:31,579
don't blame me she must admit it excited
758
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:38,240
I hope you're satisfied
759
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:47,000
go on make a fool of yourself as usual
760
00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:50,000
go on
761
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,000
him
762
00:41:50,359 --> 00:41:53,480
get outside
763
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,800
you don't beat people I just because
764
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,420
they take a like into your life sorry
765
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,800
outside get outside what are you a
766
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:03,180
[ __ ] parrot look I don't care what
767
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,440
the circumstances are you don't go
768
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:05,940
interrupting a man and a woman at their
769
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,680
most intimate moment
770
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:09,660
I'll tell you something I wouldn't like
771
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,460
to be in your shoes if you hit me I'll
772
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:13,260
see you for assault I'm a lawyer I'm
773
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:15,440
gonna smash your bloody teeth in he's a
774
00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:15,440
dentist
775
00:42:17,579 --> 00:42:21,839
stop acting like a bloody nymphomaniac
776
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,640
look if you want here to allow me some
777
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:26,520
degree of emotional autonomy then that
778
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,800
is it emotional autonomy when you start
779
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,960
screwing elves like that is emotional
780
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,220
Insanity I look Phil I get your fat
781
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,440
straight before you start calling people
782
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:36,060
names
783
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:38,520
let's face it when you start screwing
784
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:40,020
boorish loudmouths
785
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,640
what's so special about her anyway I
786
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:44,240
scored the national charity Queen two
787
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,240
years in a row
788
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,380
get your things get your things you
789
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,960
think this has given you a sense of
790
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:53,339
Tomorrow leverage over me you're wrong
791
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,800
look are you coming or aren't you I am
792
00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:59,420
not your personal title I am taking
793
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,420
steps to make sure that I am not yours
794
00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:04,880
are you threatening me
795
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,880
well you just work that out for yourself
796
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:10,339
are you coming no
797
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,900
look I will ask you once more you can
798
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:20,540
ask me as many times as you like that's
799
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:20,540
your final answer yes all right
800
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:36,709
don't show your face near again you [ __ ]
801
00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:36,709
[Music]
802
00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:41,900
talk about coitus interrupters
803
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,480
I'm gonna shoot myself and those
804
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:57,000
bastards get back in I'm gonna shoot
805
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,040
myself I thought we're winning oh it's
806
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,599
stuffed 16 of the 18 doubtfuls are going
807
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,220
to the liberal when did you hear that
808
00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:04,140
five minutes ago
809
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:07,500
[ __ ] buses are getting back in on the
810
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:09,180
DLP preferences with stuff my old man
811
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:11,880
used to vote DLP
812
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:14,579
yeah I had an argument with him once
813
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:16,980
didn't like the permissive Society
814
00:44:14,579 --> 00:44:18,300
wanted to return to Catholic moral
815
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:19,920
purity
816
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,300
he was the last of the great Catholic
817
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,400
shaggers
818
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:24,480
he died on the job you know yeah yeah by
819
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,380
the time I got him dressed I couldn't
820
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,380
put his teeth back in
821
00:44:28,619 --> 00:44:33,859
have you uh
822
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:37,020
have you got any of those photos
823
00:44:33,859 --> 00:44:38,760
of me and your wife oh I carry a couple
824
00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:39,780
of dozen around my wallet did they turn
825
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,520
out all right
826
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:42,960
cheese is Curly Ruth and I've just
827
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,700
separated doesn't it yeah well look it's
828
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,319
a bit disconcerting for a man to realize
829
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:47,880
that there are pornographic photographs
830
00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:50,839
have been floating around well they're
831
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,839
selling very well
832
00:44:52,819 --> 00:44:56,420
there's no one else here
833
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,240
sorry
834
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,100
[Laughter]
835
00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:23,960
I'll get it I'll get it
836
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:31,800
are you really selling those photos yeah
837
00:45:29,099 --> 00:45:33,839
what are they worth eight dollars out of
838
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:37,260
six
839
00:45:33,839 --> 00:45:40,460
save us a couple will you mad or gloss
840
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:40,460
math that
841
00:45:44,099 --> 00:45:50,480
why did I do it cools what
842
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,480
Oscar to seduce my friends
843
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:55,020
I think I was curious
844
00:45:53,099 --> 00:45:56,640
she didn't respond to me
845
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:58,859
so I wanted to see whether she did with
846
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,319
other men she didn't respond much to me
847
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:03,619
mate don't crap I was in the bloody
848
00:46:01,319 --> 00:46:03,619
cupboard
849
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:07,460
anyone for a swim
850
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:15,540
to take the whole family for a trip to
851
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,040
Japan they can bloody will lend us their
852
00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:20,240
pool
853
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,240
we're voting turds
854
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,640
now we picked the ball in one time
855
00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:38,280
we're having terrible troubles young
856
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:41,460
Richard at the moment it's very easy at
857
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,720
Richard's age you just wait Elizabeth
858
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:44,160
boats have to be taken into
859
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:48,020
accountability I have quite an influence
860
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,020
it waits you've had some yourself
861
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:51,980
they don't turn me on I'm afraid
862
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:56,640
tell what your real feelings towards
863
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:58,619
children are until you've had some
864
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:00,119
yourself but that's like saying you
865
00:46:58,619 --> 00:47:02,339
ought to eat [ __ ] in case it tastes like
866
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:04,380
watermelon all I can say is that having
867
00:47:02,339 --> 00:47:06,599
sex for its own sake is a rather Hollow
868
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:07,619
emotive oh come on Jenny yeah some
869
00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:10,800
people can I honest it was the only
870
00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:12,540
thing in life who me I wasn't referring
871
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,460
to anyone in particular look if you
872
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:16,680
think I enjoy being more by your Randy
873
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:20,460
husbands and you're wrong men are pigs
874
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:22,260
yes I must apologize for Evan yes you
875
00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,700
did sound a little upset okay there's
876
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,839
always going off about something or
877
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:27,119
other
878
00:47:24,839 --> 00:47:30,859
as me had good cause
879
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:30,859
you're entitled to your opinion
880
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:36,780
likely as a person I can't see what
881
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:39,180
anyone would see in him as a man a lot
882
00:47:36,780 --> 00:47:42,420
of women find him very attractive
883
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:44,040
must have hidden talents
884
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:46,220
he certainly isn't hiding them at the
885
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,220
moment
886
00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:51,900
we have nothing in Phillips at the
887
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:53,819
moment yeah what is [ __ ] like in bed
888
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:57,000
well he's not all that big but he's
889
00:47:53,819 --> 00:48:00,240
energetic for his age an inventive Don
890
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:03,319
plod's on for ours balls me stupid ah
891
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,319
the long slow grind
892
00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:08,339
ER
893
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:11,040
he's not as big as my father
894
00:48:08,339 --> 00:48:13,260
I used to see him under the shower you
895
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,660
can't always tell when I'm a slack
896
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:17,339
I don't think that anatomical details
897
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:19,260
are very important surely it's the
898
00:48:17,339 --> 00:48:21,180
feeling between people that can't yes
899
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:24,359
I've known some fine little pricks in my
900
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:25,920
time no seriously I mean women become
901
00:48:24,359 --> 00:48:27,180
attracted to other women
902
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,740
ugh
903
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:32,040
sort of touching another woman's body
904
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:35,400
makes my flesh crawl why female body is
905
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:38,280
infinitely more beautiful in the man
906
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:42,140
um how do women uh
907
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,140
do it well they
908
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:48,180
right ladies come on let's stop sorry
909
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:51,119
it's time to dance
910
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:54,060
I am Simon Alcock then just stand there
911
00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:56,760
like a stuffed dummy I was saying guys
912
00:48:54,060 --> 00:48:59,040
such a rather nice little dropper our
913
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,580
conservative friend knows a good red but
914
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:04,079
he sees one
915
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:07,079
[Music]
916
00:49:04,079 --> 00:49:07,079
mate
917
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:15,420
this is no time to get cold feet my boy
918
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,800
I must get across to the Barossa again
919
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,839
pretty soon I'll sell is getting pretty
920
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,599
depleted when we go over there last oh
921
00:49:18,839 --> 00:49:23,760
about three years ago I brought back 14
922
00:49:21,599 --> 00:49:26,040
dozen bottles mainly Reds but there was
923
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:29,579
the odd case of uh that's a coincidence
924
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,680
I was over there three years ago
925
00:49:29,579 --> 00:49:33,119
that's really interesting actually
926
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,700
there's nothing like a trip to the
927
00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:39,180
vineyard today right right
928
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:40,560
mind you uh my trip wasn't all roses no
929
00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:42,119
about halfway around the circuit I
930
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,000
picked up the stomach [ __ ] and started
931
00:49:42,119 --> 00:49:47,400
[ __ ] like a camel actually actually
932
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,200
to be more accurate yeah it was more of
933
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,819
a dribble or because I've been tasting
934
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,319
wine and eating cheese for days the old
935
00:49:50,819 --> 00:49:53,579
sphincters didn't have anything solid to
936
00:49:52,319 --> 00:49:57,240
come to grips with
937
00:49:53,579 --> 00:49:58,380
stung like a bastard too but uh I was
938
00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,060
buggered if I was going to let any
939
00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:01,140
stomach wall get the better of me so
940
00:50:00,060 --> 00:50:02,640
well yeah
941
00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,839
I still have the newspaper then we
942
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,119
strides and did a quick change after
943
00:50:03,839 --> 00:50:08,880
every Winery I find that if I have a
944
00:50:06,119 --> 00:50:10,740
good solid [ __ ] at about eight o'clock
945
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,480
in the morning the rest of the day just
946
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:14,220
falls into place
947
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,839
do you [ __ ] at a regular time of the day
948
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:19,079
Simon how long do we really have to what
949
00:50:15,839 --> 00:50:20,880
about you Susie no
950
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:22,200
you're not the constipated type I had
951
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,359
well do you really think that that
952
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:27,960
excretion is an interesting topic of
953
00:50:24,359 --> 00:50:29,880
conversation what we all have to do it
954
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,339
yeah we don't have to talk about what
955
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,380
are you an anal prude look I just don't
956
00:50:32,339 --> 00:50:37,190
enjoy talking about [ __ ] you
957
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:42,030
probably don't even enjoy shelling
958
00:50:37,190 --> 00:50:42,030
[Music]
959
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:47,540
excuse us it's getting pretty light
960
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,520
jelly I think I think it's about time we
961
00:50:49,619 --> 00:50:53,099
went home
962
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,839
oh I'm just starting to relax I hope I
963
00:50:53,099 --> 00:50:56,760
haven't offended you well Jeff or just
964
00:50:54,839 --> 00:50:59,400
telling him about this terrible I'm I'm
965
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,960
really feeling tired
966
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,700
go home and get some sleep
967
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,280
y I'll get attack
968
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:07,740
prefer it if you came with me
969
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,540
I just would you worried about me doing
970
00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:11,400
something no
971
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:12,420
I'm gonna get some sleep then
972
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,680
well what am I going to tell the
973
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:15,680
babysitter when I get home without you
974
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:21,890
tough the babysitter
975
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:21,890
[Laughter]
976
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:32,040
thanks Kath though
977
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:35,240
Jerry's uh not feeling too tired so so
978
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,240
she'll be staged a bit longer
979
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,359
are you Simon
980
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,320
are you going now Simon
981
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:44,320
[Music]
982
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:53,460
I must say I didn't realize that
983
00:51:51,059 --> 00:51:54,940
University educated people could be so
984
00:51:53,460 --> 00:52:00,889
bloody uncouth
985
00:51:54,940 --> 00:52:00,889
[Music]
986
00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:10,020
the Prime Minister Mr John Gordon has
987
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:11,640
claimed to have been returned to office
988
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,200
with a narrow majority in today's
989
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,300
federal election
990
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:18,180
thanks for the hospitality Don are you
991
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:22,040
good yeah I'll drive you hey uh I called
992
00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:22,040
a cat thanks you're going home
993
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,200
I don't know it's quite a problem really
994
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,480
I think it's just one of those
995
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:33,720
unfortunate situations where one partner
996
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,700
develops and the other one does it now
997
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:37,680
be a good girl and take this
998
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:39,300
catch a care back to the hotel and I'll
999
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,099
see you a little later
1000
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:44,460
I want to stay
1001
00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:47,359
you want to say why do you want to stay
1002
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:47,359
why do you
1003
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:53,119
thanks John
1004
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:53,119
bye hey
1005
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:56,240
he's waiting gotta run
1006
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:07,819
the labor when in fact there was very
1007
00:53:05,339 --> 00:53:07,819
little things
1008
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:12,740
marriage
1009
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:17,960
marriage you know what's wrong with our
1010
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,960
marriage
1011
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:24,180
what the size of your thing
1012
00:53:21,839 --> 00:53:27,059
what's wrong with it nothing
1013
00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:29,460
just got an obsession about
1014
00:53:27,059 --> 00:53:33,180
still
1015
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:35,460
if it is just an obsession and how come
1016
00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:37,380
you can't have an orgasm
1017
00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:38,880
how can I have an orgasm when I'm
1018
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:41,579
worrying about you worrying about the
1019
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:44,579
size of your member size isn't important
1020
00:53:41,579 --> 00:53:47,960
it's not small
1021
00:53:44,579 --> 00:53:47,960
I just think of this
1022
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:05,070
ah
1023
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:05,070
[Applause]
1024
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,559
the real problem with our marriage is
1025
00:54:15,059 --> 00:54:20,480
money money
1026
00:54:16,559 --> 00:54:20,480
you earned twice what I do
1027
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:29,099
why are you pointing at me extravagance
1028
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:31,380
extravagance my son has a cashmere coat
1029
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:33,000
worth sixty dollars he's one or twice
1030
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:34,980
twice
1031
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,540
it's none of my business but I was
1032
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:37,920
surprised when Don told me you'd spend
1033
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:40,260
over four hundred dollars on the kids
1034
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:43,559
Christmas presents last year and who
1035
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:45,660
told Don I did I did
1036
00:54:43,559 --> 00:54:47,339
she uses those kids as a status and
1037
00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:48,660
we'll rip into the bench and we won't
1038
00:54:47,339 --> 00:54:50,220
impress to hear that you'd thrown a
1039
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:52,559
fully catered Ford dinner party a week
1040
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:56,780
after we lent you the money
1041
00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:56,780
30 dozen oysters in French champagne
1042
00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:03,240
well at least when I throw up hockey I
1043
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,240
don't feed my guests twisties
1044
00:55:07,079 --> 00:55:12,599
let's turn the side of the minute longer
1045
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:14,700
at least we live within our means
1046
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:17,280
I I don't mind lending money to people
1047
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:21,599
if they really need it
1048
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:24,020
I've got a safe mode write them a check
1049
00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:24,020
right
1050
00:55:27,859 --> 00:55:35,099
Davey's so ridiculous I won't take it
1051
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:38,300
don't be so ridiculous there's
1052
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:38,300
absolutely no need
1053
00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:48,240
two dollars it's all there is in there
1054
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:50,480
Jenna just bought a swimming pool for
1055
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,480
the kids
1056
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,099
jealousy and possessiveness I mean it
1057
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:04,859
should be the most natural thing in the
1058
00:56:02,099 --> 00:56:08,000
world for me to say to you Don why don't
1059
00:56:04,859 --> 00:56:08,000
you have Jenny for that
1060
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:12,020
I don't think we could fit three in the
1061
00:56:09,839 --> 00:56:12,020
bed
1062
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:21,319
what happened to you
1063
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:21,319
he fell asleep
1064
00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:28,079
it should be the most natural thing in
1065
00:56:25,619 --> 00:56:29,819
the world well of course it should oh it
1066
00:56:28,079 --> 00:56:31,859
should should it
1067
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:33,359
yes it should
1068
00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:34,800
funny how you never have the guts to
1069
00:56:33,359 --> 00:56:36,599
Champion wife swapping until you've had
1070
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,040
a gut full of beer
1071
00:56:36,599 --> 00:56:39,839
that's right
1072
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:42,059
sorry Don
1073
00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:44,040
I'm afraid that is one of your
1074
00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:47,640
natural failings
1075
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:51,240
a lack of moral courage is that so
1076
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:54,300
I don't take this as an insult fella
1077
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:58,380
but you are a weak turd now ten years
1078
00:56:54,300 --> 00:57:00,540
ago you'd written me off no now come on
1079
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:02,940
you had written me off
1080
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:04,800
thrown out of Academia
1081
00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:06,480
just because it wouldn't take a stupid
1082
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,680
PhD
1083
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,500
um
1084
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:13,440
now let's not be modest let's not be
1085
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:16,079
modest let's not be modest
1086
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:19,500
but I dug in my toes
1087
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:22,920
fought back because there's iron
1088
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:25,980
in myself now just a minute
1089
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:30,119
the day you were booted out of the uni I
1090
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:32,760
said mark my words that man is down but
1091
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:36,059
he's not out if anybody is going to make
1092
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,800
a million he will I remember that
1093
00:57:36,059 --> 00:57:40,440
and I was flattered
1094
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:42,359
wasn't meant as flattery
1095
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:45,540
it was in recognition of your talents
1096
00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:48,660
for obsequiousness and [ __ ]
1097
00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:51,500
I know how it was meant but I still took
1098
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:51,500
it as a compliment
1099
00:57:54,570 --> 00:57:57,820
[Music]
1100
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:05,599
right now oh they're a bloody great day
1101
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,599
bloody great though
1102
00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:11,280
[Music]
1103
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,940
Mal
1104
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:16,280
um
1105
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:16,280
I'd like you to have Kath for the night
1106
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:28,380
no
1107
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:32,059
I would like you
1108
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:32,059
to have jelly for the night
1109
00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:46,400
Kev
1110
00:58:43,079 --> 00:58:46,400
oh [ __ ]
1111
00:58:47,579 --> 00:58:51,559
I didn't mean it you stupid prick
1112
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,700
have a great day
1113
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:02,520
oh yes they were great days great bloody
1114
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,960
days
1115
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,000
that's why I had to put you on an
1116
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,799
invalid's diet because you couldn't cope
1117
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,980
with your job or anything else for that
1118
00:59:07,799 --> 00:59:13,440
matter yet ours is at 24. I had to wash
1119
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:15,420
all your clothes cook all your meals
1120
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:18,839
because your little mummy hadn't told
1121
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:20,640
you the world is a [ __ ] big place and
1122
00:59:18,839 --> 00:59:23,400
nobody gives a stuff about a little
1123
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:25,680
Donnie Henderson Boy Wonder adolescent
1124
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:28,980
genius and you're a foreground bomb out
1125
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:30,859
family man school teacher Gardener tree
1126
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:33,059
surgeon handyman
1127
00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:34,260
I had to creep around our flood for
1128
00:59:33,059 --> 00:59:37,020
years
1129
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:39,780
run while Donny genius here tapped out
1130
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:42,599
his earth-shattering novel which was to
1131
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:45,540
place him and I quote among the all-time
1132
00:59:42,599 --> 00:59:47,880
[ __ ] great I've never said that
1133
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:51,059
that's a lie I've never said that wait
1134
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:53,339
seven years seven years before I was
1135
00:59:51,059 --> 00:59:55,859
allowed to have a child
1136
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:57,660
Jesus Christ
1137
00:59:55,859 --> 00:59:59,220
isn't allowed to do Pottery until last
1138
00:59:57,660 --> 01:00:01,160
year because you can see that it's so
1139
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:05,280
mundane
1140
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:08,240
you make me sick Anderson you really
1141
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,240
[ __ ] me
1142
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:14,520
I'm going to bed
1143
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:17,640
can I I'd like to apologize you should
1144
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,780
me even more why what have I done you
1145
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:21,480
don't have to do anything Southern
1146
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:23,400
you're just a bond [ __ ] you leave him
1147
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:26,819
alone
1148
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:28,740
you [ __ ] me too the feeling is mutual
1149
01:00:26,819 --> 01:00:30,660
and make sure we get the rest of the
1150
01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:32,400
money by the end of the week your idiot
1151
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,619
of a husband owns twice as much as mine
1152
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,480
does that just shows you what an idiot
1153
01:00:34,619 --> 01:00:40,200
your husband is
1154
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:42,240
I'm going to bed so you keep saying
1155
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:44,460
listen
1156
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,400
we mustn't let this little argument
1157
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:49,680
upset our relationship if you think that
1158
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:52,319
marriage is so bloody boring you can get
1159
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:54,420
out and you can take your kid with you
1160
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:55,799
it's not my kid
1161
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:57,310
I think she might have been talking to
1162
01:00:55,799 --> 01:01:04,959
me
1163
01:00:57,310 --> 01:01:04,959
[Music]
1164
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:20,700
where are they
1165
01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:22,880
[Music]
1166
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,880
foreign
1167
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:30,799
we didn't do anything Simon Simon we
1168
01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:30,799
didn't do anything
1169
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,240
stop it
1170
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:56,480
just don't have a lot of you go home
1171
01:02:08,030 --> 01:02:21,879
[Music]
1172
01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:34,859
[Music]
1173
01:02:31,859 --> 01:02:34,859
Dawn
1174
01:02:40,680 --> 01:03:06,380
come to bed
1175
01:02:42,790 --> 01:03:09,380
[Music]
1176
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:09,380
thank you
1177
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:17,290
[Music]
1178
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:49,130
[Music]
1179
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:05,520
thank you foreign
1180
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:42,299
[Music]
1181
01:04:39,299 --> 01:04:42,299
foreign
1182
01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,680
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