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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1% 00%:00%:02%,000 --%> 00%:00%:07%,000% Downloaded from% YTS.MX% % 2% 00%:00%:03%,878 --%> 00%:00%:05%,255% %%â%™%ª La%, la%, la %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 3% 00%:00%:06%,131 --%> 00%:00%:07%,549% %%â%™%ª La%, la%, la %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 4% 00%:00%:08%,000 --%> 00%:00%:13%,000% Official YIFY movies site%:% YTS.MX% % 5% 00%:00%:08%,383 --%> 00%:00%:11%,052% %%â%™%ª See the snow falling down %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 6% 00%:00%:11%,136 --%> 00%:00%:13%,346% %%â%™%ª Lights are hung around the town %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 7% 00%:00%:13%,430 --%> 00%:00%:15%,806% %%â%™%ª I can feel it in the air %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 8% 00%:00%:15%,890 --%> 00%:00%:19%,018% %%â%™%ª On this Christmas %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 9% 00%:00%:19%,102 --%> 00%:00%:20%,228% %%â%™%ª La%, la%, la %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 10% 00%:00%:23%,565 --%> 00%:00%:26%,317% Good morning%, Dayton%, Ohio%,% and welcome to Channel 71 News.% % 11% 00%:00%:26%,401 --%> 00%:00%:28%,694% I'm Avery Quinn.% In our top story%,% % 12% 00%:00%:28%,778 --%> 00%:00%:29%,946% former mayor% Hewitt Vance%,% % 13% 00%:00%:30%,030 --%> 00%:00%:32%,114% continues to defend against accusations% % 14% 00%:00%:32%,198 --%> 00%:00%:34%,700% of corruption with his% Christmas Care Foundation as--% % 15% 00%:00%:34%,784 --%> 00%:00%:37%,662% %Avery! We need that story!% We're on in five!%<%/i%>% % 16% 00%:00%:37%,746 --%> 00%:00%:41%,374% Sorry. Right. It's on its way% to the prompter now.% % 17% 00%:00%:45%,462 --%> 00%:00%:49%,674% Center frame.% Can you pan camera left%?% % 18% 00%:00%:52%,135 --%> 00%:00%:54%,262% Okay%, center...% % 19% 00%:00%:54%,346 --%> 00%:00%:56%,180% Good morning%, Dayton.% I'm Misty McAllen.% % 20% 00%:00%:56%,264 --%> 00%:00%:57%,765% And I'm Bink Binkerson.% % 21% 00%:00%:57%,849 --%> 00%:01%:02%,144% This is Channel 71 News% at 5%:00 AM for December 23rd!% % 22% 00%:01%:02%,228 --%> 00%:01%:04%,480% In our top story%,% former mayor Hewitt Vance% % 23% 00%:01%:04%,564 --%> 00%:01%:07%,191% continues to defend against% accusations of corruption% % 24% 00%:01%:07%,275 --%> 00%:01%:09%,360% with his% Christmas Care Foundation% % 25% 00%:01%:09%,444 --%> 00%:01%:11%,529% as his one-time right-hand man% % 26% 00%:01%:11%,613 --%> 00%:01%:13%,698% claims the former mayor% is using foundation funds% % 27% 00%:01%:13%,782 --%> 00%:01%:15%,700% for personal use.% % 28% 00%:01%:15%,784 --%> 00%:01%:17%,368% I'm 100%% innocent.% % 29% 00%:01%:17%,452 --%> 00%:01%:19%,287% Peter Mayhew is a disgruntled ex-employee% % 30% 00%:01%:19%,371 --%> 00%:01%:21%,539% who loves a good conspiracy theory.% % 31% 00%:01%:21%,623 --%> 00%:01%:23%,541% Mayhew continues to allege% that the former mayor% % 32% 00%:01%:23%,625 --%> 00%:01%:25%,585% holds two sets of accounting records%,% % 33% 00%:01%:25%,669 --%> 00%:01%:27%,712% despite the fact that% an ongoing investigation% % 34% 00%:01%:27%,796 --%> 00%:01%:29%,631% has produced no evidence to date.% % 35% 00%:01%:31%,716 --%> 00%:01%:32%,967% Have you heard anything%?% % 36% 00%:01%:33%,051 --%> 00%:01%:34%,802% Nancy wants to see me after the show.% % 37% 00%:01%:34%,886 --%> 00%:01%:36%,387% They're gonna give it to you.% % 38% 00%:01%:36%,471 --%> 00%:01%:38%,306% You're Sophie Ashburn's% daughter. It's in your DNA.% % 39% 00%:01%:38%,390 --%> 00%:01%:40%,766% No%, I don't wanna use that.% % 40% 00%:01%:40%,850 --%> 00%:01%:43%,644% All my mom talks about is how% she did it all on her own.% % 41% 00%:01%:43%,728 --%> 00%:01%:45%,646% I want to do that%, too.% % 42% 00%:01%:45%,730 --%> 00%:01%:49%,400% Well%, I think you'll make% a great weekend anchor.% % 43% 00%:01%:49%,484 --%> 00%:01%:52%,153% And there's no doubt you can% report circles around these two.% % 44% 00%:01%:52%,237 --%> 00%:01%:54%,238% And in lighter news%,% coming up after the break%,% % 45% 00%:01%:54%,322 --%> 00%:01%:57%,575% a penguin has fallen in love% with a chihuahua%?% % 46% 00%:01%:59%,077 --%> 00%:02%:00%,202% Did you write that%?% % 47% 00%:02%:00%,286 --%> 00%:02%:01%,871% I can't wait for this story.% % 48% 00%:02%:01%,955 --%> 00%:02%:03%,873% It's a Christmas miracle.% Stay tuned!% % 49% 00%:02%:10%,171 --%> 00%:02%:11%,672% They don't think you're ready.% % 50% 00%:02%:11%,756 --%> 00%:02%:13%,215% Oh%, right to it then.% % 51% 00%:02%:13%,299 --%> 00%:02%:15%,259% You're right.% I'm sorry.% % 52% 00%:02%:15%,343 --%> 00%:02%:17%,136% I-I mean%,% I know I stumbled through% % 53% 00%:02%:17%,220 --%> 00%:02%:20%,431% a few words in my audition%,% but I can do this%, Nancy.% % 54% 00%:02%:20%,515 --%> 00%:02%:22%,850% I'm sure you can%,% but it's not my decision.% % 55% 00%:02%:22%,934 --%> 00%:02%:24%,226% I was nervous.% % 56% 00%:02%:24%,310 --%> 00%:02%:26%,604% I mean%, I would've had it% on the next take.% % 57% 00%:02%:26%,688 --%> 00%:02%:29%,732% There are no second takes in the news.% % 58% 00%:02%:29%,816 --%> 00%:02%:33%,402% Look%, maybe they're unfairly% comparing you to your mother--% % 59% 00%:02%:33%,486 --%> 00%:02%:34%,779% My mother%?% % 60% 00%:02%:34%,863 --%> 00%:02%:36%,572% She wasn't immediately the% legend that she is now.% % 61% 00%:02%:36%,656 --%> 00%:02%:38%,366% It took her time to find her voice.% % 62% 00%:02%:38%,450 --%> 00%:02%:40%,201% And I can find mine.% I just need--% % 63% 00%:02%:40%,285 --%> 00%:02%:41%,869% I just need one more shot.% % 64% 00%:02%:41%,953 --%> 00%:02%:45%,540% I'm not gonna say never%,% but I can't give it to you now.% % 65% 00%:02%:47%,208 --%> 00%:02%:48%,459% Look%, you're the best% researcher we've got.% % 66% 00%:02%:48%,543 --%> 00%:02%:50%,711% We would all hate to lose you over this.% % 67% 00%:02%:50%,795 --%> 00%:02%:52%,755% You won't lose me over this.% % 68% 00%:02%:52%,839 --%> 00%:02%:56%,384% I mean%, at least not until% %60 Minutes%<%/i%> recruits me.% % 69% 00%:02%:56%,926 --%> 00%:02%:58%,135% But I will change their minds.% % 70% 00%:02%:58%,219 --%> 00%:03%:01%,597% I will find a story that only I can tell.% % 71% 00%:03%:01%,681 --%> 00%:03%:03%,808% I will be an anchor.% % 72% 00%:03%:11%,024 --%> 00%:03%:14%,486% Oh%, I just heard.% % 73% 00%:03%:16%,488 --%> 00%:03%:18%,614% Thank you.% You know%, I--% % 74% 00%:03%:18%,698 --%> 00%:03%:20%,157% I don't think they were ever really% % 75% 00%:03%:20%,241 --%> 00%:03%:22%,076% gonna give it to me anyway.% I mean%, it was just like% % 76% 00%:03%:22%,160 --%> 00%:03%:24%,996% a pity audition for Sophie Ashburn's kid.% % 77% 00%:03%:25%,080 --%> 00%:03%:28%,165% You remind me a lot of myself% when I was first starting out.% % 78% 00%:03%:28%,249 --%> 00%:03%:31%,002% Back when I was still mousy% little Misty Cornfoot.% % 79% 00%:03%:31%,086 --%> 00%:03%:33%,754% And that was two nose jobs ago.% % 80% 00%:03%:33%,838 --%> 00%:03%:35%,381% Thank you...% % 81% 00%:03%:35%,465 --%> 00%:03%:36%,591% I think%?% % 82% 00%:03%:36%,675 --%> 00%:03%:38%,342% And I mean%,% I know I'm not my mom.% % 83% 00%:03%:38%,426 --%> 00%:03%:39%,844% Of course not%, but she's been reporting% % 84% 00%:03%:39%,928 --%> 00%:03%:41%,429% for 33 years%, you know%?% % 85% 00%:03%:41%,513 --%> 00%:03%:43%,556% I'm sure she wasn't perfect% when she started either.% % 86% 00%:03%:43%,640 --%> 00%:03%:46%,601% Can I be honest%, here%?% You have big shoes to fill%,% % 87% 00%:03%:46%,685 --%> 00%:03%:48%,644% and there's no getting around that%,% % 88% 00%:03%:48%,728 --%> 00%:03%:53%,065% so you need to start dressing% for the job that you want%,% % 89% 00%:03%:53%,149 --%> 00%:03%:55%,735% not the job that you already have.% % 90% 00%:03%:55%,819 --%> 00%:03%:57%,945% It's not what's on the inside that counts%,% % 91% 00%:03%:58%,029 --%> 00%:04%:01%,366% but what's on the outside.% % 92% 00%:04%:01%,866 --%> 00%:04%:03%,200% That goes against every self-help lecture% % 93% 00%:04%:03%,284 --%> 00%:04%:04%,827% I've ever heard.% % 94% 00%:04%:04%,911 --%> 00%:04%:06%,621% But it's true.% % 95% 00%:04%:06%,705 --%> 00%:04%:09%,791% And a little anchor to% future anchor advice...% % 96% 00%:04%:12%,252 --%> 00%:04%:17%,048% Infrared light therapy masks.% Use it.% % 97% 00%:04%:18%,508 --%> 00%:04%:21%,052% It's what keeps us looking% like we're still in college.% % 98% 00%:04%:28%,143 --%> 00%:04%:30%,102% - Wow.% - You were here%?% % 99% 00%:04%:30%,186 --%> 00%:04%:31%,395% You could've saved me from that.% % 100% 00%:04%:31%,479 --%> 00%:04%:33%,440% - I knew she got her nose done!% - Twice.% % 101% 00%:04%:36%,234 --%> 00%:04%:39%,278% You know she's got a point.% % 102% 00%:04%:39%,362 --%> 00%:04%:40%,947% You need to make them notice you%, Avery.% % 103% 00%:04%:41%,031 --%> 00%:04%:42%,907% You know what I always say%,% the squeaky wheel--% % 104% 00%:04%:42%,991 --%> 00%:04%:46%,453% - Is annoying and obnoxious.% - And is necessary to get ahead.% % 105% 00%:04%:48%,079 --%> 00%:04%:51%,123% Can I just be honest with you%?% % 106% 00%:04%:51%,207 --%> 00%:04%:55%,628% Anchor to future anchor advice.% % 107% 00%:04%:55%,712 --%> 00%:04%:59%,341% - Infrared light therapy.% - Ugh!% % 108% 00%:04%:59%,966 --%> 00%:05%:03%,511% - Go and make coffee.% - I don't know how to squeak.% % 109% 00%:05%:03%,595 --%> 00%:05%:05%,347% %You'll figure it out!%<%/i%>% % 110% 00%:05%:15%,440 --%> 00%:05%:17%,984% - Hey%, Bec!% - Hey!% % 111% 00%:05%:18%,068 --%> 00%:05%:20%,278% Merry almost Christmas!% % 112% 00%:05%:20%,362 --%> 00%:05%:22%,864% Merry Christmas%, Avery!% % 113% 00%:05%:23%,406 --%> 00%:05%:25%,950% Have a good night.% % 114% 00%:05%:28%,370 --%> 00%:05%:29%,787% %It's a dog-eat-dog business%, Avery.%<%/i%>% % 115% 00%:05%:29%,871 --%> 00%:05%:31%,789% %And not everybody's cut out for it.%<%/i%>% % 116% 00%:05%:31%,873 --%> 00%:05%:34%,542% Do you know how many people% came up the ranks with me that% % 117% 00%:05%:34%,626 --%> 00%:05%:37%,211% - are now selling real estate%?% - Fourteen.% % 118% 00%:05%:37%,295 --%> 00%:05%:38%,629% %Fourteen.%<%/i%>% % 119% 00%:05%:38%,713 --%> 00%:05%:40%,631% %You've got to get a thicker skin%, Avery.%<%/i%>% % 120% 00%:05%:40%,715 --%> 00%:05%:42%,800% %Otherwise%, they'll just eat you alive.%<%/i%>% % 121% 00%:05%:42%,884 --%> 00%:05%:46%,095% I got a thousand no's% before I got my first yes.% % 122% 00%:05%:46%,179 --%> 00%:05%:47%,430% Do you think% I let that break me%?% % 123% 00%:05%:47%,514 --%> 00%:05%:49%,015% No%, you did not.% % 124% 00%:05%:49%,099 --%> 00%:05%:52%,685% Oh%, by the way%, daddy and I% bought you some presents.% % 125% 00%:05%:52%,769 --%> 00%:05%:54%,645% They should be there tomorrow.% % 126% 00%:05%:54%,729 --%> 00%:05%:56%,814% %And I got him that meat smoker% that he wanted.%<%/i%>% % 127% 00%:05%:56%,898 --%> 00%:05%:58%,399% %Should I put your name on the card%?%<%/i%>% % 128% 00%:05%:58%,483 --%> 00%:06%:01%,360% Oh%, no thank you.% I sent you guys your presents.% % 129% 00%:06%:01%,444 --%> 00%:06%:03%,070% I think they should be there tomorrow.% % 130% 00%:06%:03%,154 --%> 00%:06%:05%,615% Okay.% % 131% 00%:06%:05%,699 --%> 00%:06%:07%,783% He's devastated%, you know%,% % 132% 00%:06%:07%,867 --%> 00%:06%:10%,077% that you're not going to% be here with us for Christmas.% % 133% 00%:06%:10%,161 --%> 00%:06%:12%,455% %It's his favorite time of year.%<%/i%>% % 134% 00%:06%:12%,539 --%> 00%:06%:15%,333% I know. It sucks for me%, too.% But you remember how it is% % 135% 00%:06%:15%,417 --%> 00%:06%:17%,209% when you're trying to establish yourself.% % 136% 00%:06%:17%,293 --%> 00%:06%:19%,503% We just really miss you is all.% % 137% 00%:06%:19%,587 --%> 00%:06%:22%,173% I miss you guys%, too.% But we have next year.% % 138% 00%:06%:22%,257 --%> 00%:06%:25%,426% Okay. Pull back.% Let me see.% % 139% 00%:06%:25%,510 --%> 00%:06%:26%,844% %It's just like the outfit that I wore%<%/i%>% % 140% 00%:06%:26%,928 --%> 00%:06%:29%,555% %when I interviewed for% my first national spot.%<%/i%>% % 141% 00%:06%:29%,639 --%> 00%:06%:31%,432% And I got that job.% % 142% 00%:06%:31%,516 --%> 00%:06%:34%,060% Yeah. Misty wears stuff% like this%, so I'm hoping that% % 143% 00%:06%:34%,144 --%> 00%:06%:36%,270% it will do the trick for me.% % 144% 00%:06%:36%,354 --%> 00%:06%:38%,064% You do what you gotta do.% % 145% 00%:06%:38%,148 --%> 00%:06%:40%,107% %Three more homes% were reportedly hit last night%<%/i%>% % 146% 00%:06%:40%,191 --%> 00%:06%:42%,860% %by the man police have% now dubbed the Santa Crook%,%<%/i%>% % 147% 00%:06%:42%,944 --%> 00%:06%:45%,655% %bringing the tally up to eight homes.%<%/i%>% % 148% 00%:06%:45%,739 --%> 00%:06%:48%,532% %He is described as a white male%,% mid-thirties%,%<%/i%>% % 149% 00%:06%:48%,616 --%> 00%:06%:50%,910% %wearing a Santa Claus suit.%<%/i%>% % 150% 00%:06%:50%,994 --%> 00%:06%:52%,620% %Okay%, honey%,% I can see you're busy.%<%/i%>% % 151% 00%:06%:52%,704 --%> 00%:06%:53%,579% %Love you%, we'll talk tomorrow.%<%/i%>% % 152% 00%:06%:53%,663 --%> 00%:06%:55%,623% Okay. Love you. Bye.% % 153% 00%:06%:55%,707 --%> 00%:06%:57%,583% %If anyone has any% information that could help%<%/i%>% % 154% 00%:06%:57%,667 --%> 00%:07%:01%,337% %assist with his capture%, please% call the Dayton Metro Police.%<%/i%>% % 155% 00%:07%:01%,421 --%> 00%:07%:03%,047% %And in other news--%<%/i%>% % 156% 00%:07%:04%,966 --%> 00%:07%:07%,969% %It's 5%:00 AM on this% beautiful Christmas Eve morning.%<%/i%>% % 157% 00%:07%:08%,053 --%> 00%:07%:09%,887% %Welcome back%,% Channel 71 viewers.%<%/i%>% % 158% 00%:07%:09%,971 --%> 00%:07%:12%,390% %I'm Bink Binkerson% being joined by Chef Joel.%<%/i%>% % 159% 00%:07%:12%,474 --%> 00%:07%:14%,100% %We are so happy to have you.%<%/i%>% % 160% 00%:07%:14%,184 --%> 00%:07%:16%,686% %And it looks like you've brought% some festive treats for us.%<%/i%>% % 161% 00%:07%:17%,687 --%> 00%:07%:19%,480% Merry Christmas Eve!% % 162% 00%:07%:19%,564 --%> 00%:07%:21%,399% Okay. Did the spirit of Barbara Walters% % 163% 00%:07%:21%,483 --%> 00%:07%:22%,858% visit you last night%?% % 164% 00%:07%:22%,942 --%> 00%:07%:25%,027% My girl's looking like% a real live newscaster.% % 165% 00%:07%:25%,111 --%> 00%:07%:26%,862% You think%?% % 166% 00%:07%:26%,946 --%> 00%:07%:28%,739% Oh%, it's so annoying that you% can look this good at 4%:00 AM.% % 167% 00%:07%:28%,823 --%> 00%:07%:29%,991% I think I'm still asleep.% Can you tell%?% % 168% 00%:07%:30%,075 --%> 00%:07%:32%,118% - You look great.% - Liar.% % 169% 00%:07%:32%,202 --%> 00%:07%:33%,869% %Well%, I could never% make it look that good%,%<%/i%>% % 170% 00%:07%:33%,953 --%> 00%:07%:35%,830% %so thank you for setting% that up as if I made it%<%/i%>% % 171% 00%:07%:35%,914 --%> 00%:07%:37%,331% %because obviously I could% never do that good of a job.%<%/i%>% % 172% 00%:07%:41%,670 --%> 00%:07%:43%,546% Well%, it wouldn't be a% proper Christmas party% % 173% 00%:07%:43%,630 --%> 00%:07%:45%,798% without Gary's Spam reindeer.% % 174% 00%:07%:45%,882 --%> 00%:07%:47%,717% Tell me about it.% % 175% 00%:07%:49%,344 --%> 00%:07%:50%,511% Hey%, what's happening over there%?% % 176% 00%:07%:50%,595 --%> 00%:07%:52%,221% Did you call Detroit%?% % 177% 00%:07%:52%,305 --%> 00%:07%:53%,764% The anchor's curse.% % 178% 00%:07%:53%,848 --%> 00%:07%:56%,434% Laryngitis has taken over% Misty's vocal chords.% % 179% 00%:07%:56%,518 --%> 00%:07%:57%,852% - She lost her voice%?% - Mm-hmm.% % 180% 00%:07%:57%,936 --%> 00%:07%:59%,228% And everyone's out of town% for the holidays%,% % 181% 00%:07%:59%,312 --%> 00%:08%:00%,730% including Bink%,% % 182% 00%:08%:00%,814 --%> 00%:08%:01%,981% who's on the first plane out% Christmas morning.% % 183% 00%:08%:02%,065 --%> 00%:08%:03%,232% Misty was supposed to do Christmas morning% % 184% 00%:08%:03%,316 --%> 00%:08%:05%,151% tomorrow alone.% % 185% 00%:08%:05%,235 --%> 00%:08%:06%,902% What are they gonna do%?% % 186% 00%:08%:06%,986 --%> 00%:08%:09%,155% Well%, seeing as how no one can% catch a flight back in time--% % 187% 00%:08%:09%,239 --%> 00%:08%:10%,865% Call Detroit. They're skilled.% % 188% 00%:08%:12%,450 --%> 00%:08%:14%,660% You've got laryngitis.% You can't go on.% % 189% 00%:08%:14%,744 --%> 00%:08%:17%,288% I'm perfectly fine.% % 190% 00%:08%:17%,372 --%> 00%:08%:21%,167% - What about Florida Sanchez%?% - What are you--% - Avery%? Avery%?% % 191% 00%:08%:21%,251 --%> 00%:08%:22%,919% You've got this.% Go get 'em!% % 192% 00%:08%:23%,586 --%> 00%:08%:24%,962% I can do it.% % 193% 00%:08%:25%,046 --%> 00%:08%:30%,009% Excuse me. I uh%, I-I%,% I could fill in for Misty.% % 194% 00%:08%:30%,093 --%> 00%:08%:32%,803% I understand that you don't% want to give me the weekend job%,% % 195% 00%:08%:32%,887 --%> 00%:08%:36%,807% but this is just one broadcast%,% one very low-rated broadcast.% % 196% 00%:08%:36%,891 --%> 00%:08%:38%,476% And you know%, it's Christmas morning.% % 197% 00%:08%:38%,560 --%> 00%:08%:40%,144% People aren't even paying% attention to the 5%:00 AM.% % 198% 00%:08%:40%,228 --%> 00%:08%:43%,606% They're opening presents%, and% sleeping%, and visiting family.% % 199% 00%:08%:43%,690 --%> 00%:08%:46%,651% You're nervous. And nervous% people make me nervous.% % 200% 00%:08%:46%,735 --%> 00%:08%:51%,739% I promise%, I will not let you% or the viewers down.% % 201% 00%:08%:51%,823 --%> 00%:08%:54%,200% This means everything to me.% % 202% 00%:09%:01%,833 --%> 00%:09%:03%,376% You go on at 5%:00 for Misty.% % 203% 00%:09%:03%,460 --%> 00%:09%:05%,169% - Do not blow it.% - Thank you!% % 204% 00%:09%:05%,253 --%> 00%:09%:07%,172% Yes! Ooh.% % 205% 00%:09%:09%,591 --%> 00%:09%:11%,718% You heard the lady.% Don't be late.% % 206% 00%:09%:14%,512 --%> 00%:09%:18%,600% - Feel better.% - Thanks. Break a leg.% % 207% 00%:09%:22%,228 --%> 00%:09%:25%,190% - Squeak%, squeak.% - Holy crap!% % 208% 00%:09%:27%,067 --%> 00%:09%:28%,484% Okay%, it's supposed to storm tonight.% % 209% 00%:09%:28%,568 --%> 00%:09%:29%,819% - Don't let it keep you up.% - Yeah%, right.% % 210% 00%:09%:29%,903 --%> 00%:09%:31%,404% I'm going to bed like%, now.% No under eye bags.% % 211% 00%:09%:31%,488 --%> 00%:09%:33%,656% No yawning.% No stammering.% % 212% 00%:09%:33%,740 --%> 00%:09%:35%,408% This is going to be the best% Christmas morning broadcast% % 213% 00%:09%:35%,492 --%> 00%:09%:37%,451% Channel 71 News has ever seen.% % 214% 00%:09%:37%,535 --%> 00%:09%:39%,036% Oh%, it's really starting to come down.% % 215% 00%:09%:39%,120 --%> 00%:09%:40%,663% You'd better hurry and get home.% I'll see you bright and early.% % 216% 00%:09%:40%,747 --%> 00%:09%:42%,665% On the air!% % 217% 00%:09%:44%,209 --%> 00%:09%:47%,211% %%â%™%ª Jingle bell%, jingle bell%,% jingle bell rock %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 218% 00%:09%:47%,295 --%> 00%:09%:50%,089% %%â%™%ª Jingle bells swing% and jingle bells ring %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 219% 00%:09%:50%,173 --%> 00%:09%:51%,882% Jeez%, Mom.% % 220% 00%:09%:51%,966 --%> 00%:09%:54%,594% %%â%™%ª Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 221% 00%:09%:54%,678 --%> 00%:09%:57%,597% %%â%™%ª Now the jingle hop has begun %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 222% 00%:09%:57%,681 --%> 00%:10%:00%,933% %%â%™%ª Jingle bell%, jingle bell%,% jingle bell rock %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 223% 00%:10%:01%,017 --%> 00%:10%:04%,353% %%â%™%ª Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 224% 00%:10%:04%,437 --%> 00%:10%:08%,107% %%â%™%ª Dancing and prancing% in Jingle Bell Square %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 225% 00%:10%:08%,191 --%> 00%:10%:10%,818% %%â%™%ª In the frosty air %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 226% 00%:10%:10%,902 --%> 00%:10%:14%,905% %%â%™%ª What a bright time%,% it's the right time %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 227% 00%:10%:14%,989 --%> 00%:10%:17%,700% %It's unknown if the so-called% Santa Crook is armed%,%<%/i%>% % 228% 00%:10%:17%,784 --%> 00%:10%:21%,829% %but police are advising% to use extra caution.%<%/i%>% % 229% 00%:10%:21%,913 --%> 00%:10%:23%,581% Lovely.% % 230% 00%:10%:23%,665 --%> 00%:10%:25%,041% %And speaking of caution%,% keep those snow shovels ready.%<%/i%>% % 231% 00%:10%:25%,125 --%> 00%:10%:27%,376% %This storm is just getting started.%<%/i%>% % 232% 00%:10%:47%,147 --%> 00%:10%:48%,273% What's that%?% % 233% 00%:11%:25%,226 --%> 00%:11%:26%,811% No%, no%, no.% This is not happening tonight.% % 234% 00%:11%:26%,895 --%> 00%:11%:29%,355% You can rob me any night but tonight!% % 235% 00%:11%:31%,441 --%> 00%:11%:32%,817% %We're sorry.%<%/i%>% % 236% 00%:11%:32%,901 --%> 00%:11%:34%,443% %Your call cannot be completed as dialed.%<%/i%>% % 237% 00%:11%:34%,527 --%> 00%:11%:36%,654% Oh%, you are so not sorry.% % 238% 00%:11%:36%,738 --%> 00%:11%:39%,907% I need a landline and a Doberman.% % 239% 00%:11%:43%,036 --%> 00%:11%:45%,121% Are you...% % 240% 00%:11%:54%,673 --%> 00%:11%:56%,508% Okay...% % 241% 00%:11%:58%,885 --%> 00%:12%:00%,261% %We're sorry.%<%/i%>% % 242% 00%:12%:00%,345 --%> 00%:12%:02%,389% %Your call cannot be completed as dialed.%<%/i%>% % 243% 00%:12%:07%,227 --%> 00%:12%:09%,145% No%, Dasher. No.% % 244% 00%:12%:14%,943 --%> 00%:12%:16%,694% Don't move! You are% under citizen's arrest!% % 245% 00%:12%:16%,778 --%> 00%:12%:18%,321% The police are on their way!% % 246% 00%:12%:18%,405 --%> 00%:12%:20%,781% Why are you up%?% I followed all the procedures.% % 247% 00%:12%:20%,865 --%> 00%:12%:22%,700% - The what%?% - This wasn't supposed to happen.% % 248% 00%:12%:22%,784 --%> 00%:12%:24%,160% You breaking into my house% and getting caught%?% % 249% 00%:12%:24%,244 --%> 00%:12%:25%,745% No. That wasn't supposed to happen!% % 250% 00%:12%:25%,829 --%> 00%:12%:29%,874% I didn't break in.% I came in the regular way.% % 251% 00%:12%:29%,958 --%> 00%:12%:31%,876% - But something was off.% - The lights%?% % 252% 00%:12%:31%,960 --%> 00%:12%:34%,754% - And your thieving skills%?% - Wait. How long was I out%?% % 253% 00%:12%:34%,838 --%> 00%:12%:36%,464% I don't know.% Like%, 10 minutes.% % 254% 00%:12%:36%,548 --%> 00%:12%:38%,257% Ten minutes%?% I've gotta go.% % 255% 00%:12%:38%,341 --%> 00%:12%:41%,093% No! The only place you% are going%, sir%, is to jail.% % 256% 00%:12%:41%,177 --%> 00%:12%:44%,889% To ja-- Oh%, no. There has been% a misunderstanding.% % 257% 00%:12%:44%,973 --%> 00%:12%:47%,558% Why do I keep choking tonight%?% % 258% 00%:12%:47%,642 --%> 00%:12%:50%,603% - Oh. Are they still here%?% - Who%?% % 259% 00%:12%:50%,687 --%> 00%:12%:51%,896% My dad is going to be so upset.% % 260% 00%:12%:51%,980 --%> 00%:12%:54%,023% And you do not want to upset my dad.% % 261% 00%:12%:54%,107 --%> 00%:12%:56%,442% Your dad is in on this%?% What are you%, mafia%?% % 262% 00%:12%:56%,526 --%> 00%:13%:00%,613% Mafia%? No!% I am not mafia.% % 263% 00%:13%:00%,697 --%> 00%:13%:03%,741% I'm Santa Claus.% % 264% 00%:13%:03%,825 --%> 00%:13%:06%,410% You know%, jolly old Saint Nick%?% % 265% 00%:13%:06%,494 --%> 00%:13%:09%,288% The big guy in the red pajamas% with the ho%, ho%, ho.% % 266% 00%:13%:09%,372 --%> 00%:13%:10%,456% Oh.% % 267% 00%:13%:10%,540 --%> 00%:13%:12%,124% Yeah%, that's a work in progress.% % 268% 00%:13%:12%,208 --%> 00%:13%:13%,918% Okay. You're Santa.% I'm the Tooth Fairy.% % 269% 00%:13%:14%,002 --%> 00%:13%:16%,338% You're not the Tooth Fairy.% I've met the--% % 270% 00%:13%:16%,796 --%> 00%:13%:18%,256% - This isn't a joke.% - I'm not laughing.% % 271% 00%:13%:18%,340 --%> 00%:13%:19%,757% I have a very crucial day tomorrow%,% % 272% 00%:13%:19%,841 --%> 00%:13%:21%,509% so you messed with the wrong girl.% % 273% 00%:13%:21%,593 --%> 00%:13%:22%,802% I'm sorry.% You have a crucial day%?% % 274% 00%:13%:22%,886 --%> 00%:13%:24%,887% You have a crucial day%?% It is Christmas Eve%,% % 275% 00%:13%:24%,971 --%> 00%:13%:26%,264% late on Christmas Eve.% % 276% 00%:13%:26%,348 --%> 00%:13%:28%,849% And I still have not finished my rounds.% % 277% 00%:13%:28%,933 --%> 00%:13%:33%,521% Okay%, okay. Whew. You and I% got off on the wrong foot%,% % 278% 00%:13%:33%,605 --%> 00%:13%:37%,817% so maybe you could just untie me% and I'll get on my way.% % 279% 00%:13%:37%,901 --%> 00%:13%:39%,527% Absolutely not.% % 280% 00%:13%:39%,611 --%> 00%:13%:42%,947% Okay%, fine.% I'm very strong.% % 281% 00%:13%:43%,031 --%> 00%:13%:45%,324% I will break out of this.% % 282% 00%:13%:45%,408 --%> 00%:13%:47%,576% I will break out of this% right in front of you% % 283% 00%:13%:47%,660 --%> 00%:13%:50%,372% and I'll just--% % 284% 00%:13%:52%,832 --%> 00%:13%:55%,001% Wow%, this is surprisingly strong garland.% % 285% 00%:13%:55%,085 --%> 00%:13%:57%,128% It's wired for extra molding capabilities.% % 286% 00%:13%:57%,212 --%> 00%:13%:59%,547% Oh%, that's very%, very convenient.% % 287% 00%:13%:59%,631 --%> 00%:14%:01%,966% - Maybe you can unwire it for me%?% - No!% % 288% 00%:14%:02%,050 --%> 00%:14%:04%,760% I'm not gonna let you go% rob more innocent people.% % 289% 00%:14%:04%,844 --%> 00%:14%:06%,637% Unlike you%,% I care about my fellow man.% % 290% 00%:14%:06%,721 --%> 00%:14%:08%,139% I'm sure you care about your fellow man%,% % 291% 00%:14%:08%,223 --%> 00%:14%:10%,099% especially the ones% that you aren't tying up.% % 292% 00%:14%:10%,183 --%> 00%:14%:13%,477% But this is a very important% night and I really have got--% % 293% 00%:14%:13%,561 --%> 00%:14%:15%,313% Okay. Wait. You know what%?% Maybe I'll just check the time.% % 294% 00%:14%:15%,397 --%> 00%:14%:18%,816% I could have lots of time.% I've just gotta check my watch.% % 295% 00%:14%:18%,900 --%> 00%:14%:20%,234% - Here%, if I could--% - Pretty cool watch.% % 296% 00%:14%:20%,318 --%> 00%:14%:23%,154% Thank you. It's got latitude% and longitude indicators% % 297% 00%:14%:23%,238 --%> 00%:14%:25%,823% for traveling at high velocities% over hemispheres.% % 298% 00%:14%:25%,907 --%> 00%:14%:27%,158% The reindeer have a very% good sense of direction%,% % 299% 00%:14%:27%,242 --%> 00%:14%:32%,288% but this really helps.% Whoa. Wow! It is 11%:22.% % 300% 00%:14%:32%,372 --%> 00%:14%:34%,749% Sunrise is at 6%:00 AM and% I still haven't even started% % 301% 00%:14%:34%,833 --%> 00%:14%:36%,083% delivering gifts to the% western hemisphere.% % 302% 00%:14%:36%,167 --%> 00%:14%:39%,337% I am so far behind schedule.% % 303% 00%:14%:39%,421 --%> 00%:14%:41%,172% Wow%, you are really taking it% all the way with this.% % 304% 00%:14%:41%,256 --%> 00%:14%:43%,049% Whoa! What was that%?% % 305% 00%:14%:43%,133 --%> 00%:14%:45%,968% - No--% - Hey! Hey!% % 306% 00%:14%:46%,052 --%> 00%:14%:48%,430% Whoa%, whoa%, whoa%, whoa%, whoa.% What%?% % 307% 00%:14%:49%,347 --%> 00%:14%:51%,599% What%?% % 308% 00%:14%:52%,017 --%> 00%:14%:53%,309% They're gone.% % 309% 00%:14%:53%,393 --%> 00%:14%:56%,020% Who%? Who%?% Are there people on my roof%?% % 310% 00%:14%:56%,104 --%> 00%:14%:58%,105% This hasn't happened in 188 years.% % 311% 00%:14%:58%,189 --%> 00%:15%:01%,067% Do you have any idea what you have done%?% % 312% 00%:15%:01%,151 --%> 00%:15%:03%,819% What I have done%?% You broke into my house%,% % 313% 00%:15%:03%,903 --%> 00%:15%:05%,446% and tonight of all nights.% % 314% 00%:15%:05%,530 --%> 00%:15%:08%,074% By doing that you just% jeopardized my career!% % 315% 00%:15%:08%,158 --%> 00%:15%:12%,495% You have tied up Santa Claus%,% thereby jeopardizing Christmas!% % 316% 00%:15%:16%,499 --%> 00%:15%:19%,418% We have been over this a dozen times.% % 317% 00%:15%:19%,502 --%> 00%:15%:22%,213% I'm telling you the truth.% % 318% 00%:15%:22%,297 --%> 00%:15%:24%,799% Also%, do you have any milk% or cookies%? I am so hungry.% % 319% 00%:15%:24%,883 --%> 00%:15%:26%,217% Enough with the act.% % 320% 00%:15%:26%,301 --%> 00%:15%:27%,718% We've been following you% on the news for a week.% % 321% 00%:15%:27%,802 --%> 00%:15%:29%,428% You dress in a Santa suit%,% break into people's houses%,% % 322% 00%:15%:29%,512 --%> 00%:15%:30%,930% and empty their safes.% % 323% 00%:15%:31%,014 --%> 00%:15%:32%,974% Yes%, I go into people's homes%,% but I do not do any of% % 324% 00%:15%:33%,058 --%> 00%:15%:37%,270% that other stuff. I brought you% your gift%, by the way.% % 325% 00%:15%:37%,354 --%> 00%:15%:38%,980% You're welcome.% % 326% 00%:15%:40%,940 --%> 00%:15%:43%,234% Uh%, Becca's my neighbor.% % 327% 00%:15%:43%,318 --%> 00%:15%:44%,860% - Becca's your neighbor%?% - Mm-hmm.% % 328% 00%:15%:44%,944 --%> 00%:15%:47%,238% There's no Becca here%?% You're not Becca%?% % 329% 00%:15%:47%,322 --%> 00%:15%:49%,824% Are you sure%? Becca.% You're serious%?% % 330% 00%:15%:49%,908 --%> 00%:15%:51%,242% Mm-hmm.% % 331% 00%:15%:51%,326 --%> 00%:15%:54%,328% Oh. Why does this keep happening tonight%?% % 332% 00%:15%:54%,412 --%> 00%:15%:57%,206% Also%, you kind of look like% you could be a model.% % 333% 00%:15%:57%,290 --%> 00%:15%:58%,916% And I'm supposed to believe% that you're Santa%?% % 334% 00%:15%:59%,000 --%> 00%:16%:02%,086% Oh. Well%, thank you for the compliment.% % 335% 00%:16%:02%,170 --%> 00%:16%:04%,714% And so you know%, the Santa Claus% has not looked like% % 336% 00%:16%:04%,798 --%> 00%:16%:08%,509% the proverbial Father Christmas% in quite some time.% % 337% 00%:16%:08%,593 --%> 00%:16%:10%,636% And also%, this is my first% time doing the rounds.% % 338% 00%:16%:10%,720 --%> 00%:16%:12%,763% - Or attempting to.% - Okay.% % 339% 00%:16%:12%,847 --%> 00%:16%:14%,432% And failing miserably.% % 340% 00%:16%:14%,516 --%> 00%:16%:16%,851% Oh%, give it up!% % 341% 00%:16%:16%,935 --%> 00%:16%:19%,145% If I wasn't really Santa Claus%,% how would I know that your name% % 342% 00%:16%:19%,229 --%> 00%:16%:21%,522% is...% % 343% 00%:16%:21%,606 --%> 00%:16%:24%,609% Avery Quinn%?% % 344% 00%:16%:24%,693 --%> 00%:16%:26%,736% Because you're not only a thief%,% but also a stalker.% % 345% 00%:16%:26%,820 --%> 00%:16%:28%,446% - I'm neither of those things.% - Okay.% % 346% 00%:16%:28%,530 --%> 00%:16%:30%,823% If you are the real Santa%,% then you're supposed to know% % 347% 00%:16%:30%,907 --%> 00%:16%:32%,950% when I've been bad and good%, right%?% % 348% 00%:16%:33%,034 --%> 00%:16%:35%,244% Let's hear it.% When have I been bad%?% % 349% 00%:16%:35%,328 --%> 00%:16%:37%,163% - That is something that I know.% - You should.% % 350% 00%:16%:37%,247 --%> 00%:16%:38%,164% - Okay.% - Let's hear it.% % 351% 00%:16%:38%,248 --%> 00%:16%:40%,291% I'm thinking. You...% % 352% 00%:16%:40%,375 --%> 00%:16%:42%,293% You have a number of% late-return library books.% % 353% 00%:16%:42%,377 --%> 00%:16%:43%,377% Oh%, come on.% % 354% 00%:16%:43%,461 --%> 00%:16%:44%,795% Okay. You sometimes bite your nails.% % 355% 00%:16%:44%,879 --%> 00%:16%:46%,130% Who doesn't%?% % 356% 00%:16%:46%,214 --%> 00%:16%:47%,757% You didn't floss your teeth last night.% % 357% 00%:16%:47%,841 --%> 00%:16%:49%,717% That is not true!% % 358% 00%:16%:49%,801 --%> 00%:16%:51%,177% Who flosses every single night%?% % 359% 00%:16%:51%,261 --%> 00%:16%:52%,803% - Is that an admission of guilt%?% - Oh%, this is ridiculous.% % 360% 00%:16%:52%,887 --%> 00%:16%:54%,472% Also%, if you're gonna go with% the whole I'm Santa thing%,% % 361% 00%:16%:54%,556 --%> 00%:16%:58%,017% - do better.% - Fine. Yes%, I know.% % 362% 00%:16%:58%,101 --%> 00%:17%:00%,353% Okay%, here's the truth.% % 363% 00%:17%:00%,437 --%> 00%:17%:02%,647% The intel is supposed to% transfer to the new Santa%,% % 364% 00%:17%:02%,731 --%> 00%:17%:07%,234% but for whatever reason%, I'm% not connecting in full force.% % 365% 00%:17%:07%,318 --%> 00%:17%:09%,820% Oh%, maybe my dad was right.% % 366% 00%:17%:09%,904 --%> 00%:17%:11%,364% It's one thing to wear the boots%,% % 367% 00%:17%:11%,448 --%> 00%:17%:14%,367% but you have to own the boots.% % 368% 00%:17%:14%,451 --%> 00%:17%:17%,161% Let's not do a therapy session% right now%, though.% % 369% 00%:17%:17%,245 --%> 00%:17%:19%,830% What if you could complete% the most important task% % 370% 00%:17%:19%,914 --%> 00%:17%:21%,582% in your life%?% % 371% 00%:17%:21%,666 --%> 00%:17%:24%,168% Robbing my neighbors is the most% important thing of your life%?% % 372% 00%:17%:24%,252 --%> 00%:17%:27%,380% - Honestly%, I pity you.% - I didn't rob your neighbors.% % 373% 00%:17%:27%,464 --%> 00%:17%:29%,173% Becca's gonna wake up on% Christmas morning.% % 374% 00%:17%:29%,257 --%> 00%:17%:30%,883% She's gonna go downstairs% and she's gonna look for% % 375% 00%:17%:30%,967 --%> 00%:17%:32%,677% the one thing she asked for for Christmas% % 376% 00%:17%:32%,761 --%> 00%:17%:35%,471% and it's not gonna be there%,% an organic chemistry kit.% % 377% 00%:17%:35%,555 --%> 00%:17%:37%,890% You opened it%?% How do you sleep at night%?% % 378% 00%:17%:37%,974 --%> 00%:17%:40%,393% I didn't open it!% I made--% % 379% 00%:17%:40%,477 --%> 00%:17%:43%,646% Okay. You know what%?% Pfft.% % 380% 00%:17%:43%,730 --%> 00%:17%:45%,523% What difference does it make% whether or not I'm returning% % 381% 00%:17%:45%,607 --%> 00%:17%:49%,026% the gift or bringing her% the gift for the first time%?% % 382% 00%:17%:49%,110 --%> 00%:17%:51%,487% The most important thing% is that Becca gets her gift.% % 383% 00%:17%:51%,571 --%> 00%:17%:53%,739% And you are the only person% that is preventing that% % 384% 00%:17%:53%,823 --%> 00%:17%:55%,324% from happening.% % 385% 00%:17%:55%,408 --%> 00%:17%:59%,412% So what do you say%?% Bring Becca her gift.% % 386% 00%:18%:04%,918 --%> 00%:18%:06%,627% You want me to go with you over there%?% % 387% 00%:18%:06%,711 --%> 00%:18%:07%,753% - Yes.% - Right now.% % 388% 00%:18%:07%,837 --%> 00%:18%:08%,546% - Yes.% - And bring the gift%?% % 389% 00%:18%:08%,630 --%> 00%:18%:09%,714% Uh-huh.% % 390% 00%:18%:09%,798 --%> 00%:18%:12%,008% Fine.% % 391% 00%:18%:12%,092 --%> 00%:18%:14%,760% I'm going to put pants on.% You better not move.% % 392% 00%:18%:14%,844 --%> 00%:18%:16%,178% - Stay right there.% - Fine.% % 393% 00%:18%:16%,262 --%> 00%:18%:18%,389% - Don't move.% - Of course.% % 394% 00%:18%:18%,473 --%> 00%:18%:19%,974% Elf's honor.% % 395% 00%:18%:22%,435 --%> 00%:18%:24%,770% Yes%, it's bad news.% I lost contact with Chris.% % 396% 00%:18%:24%,854 --%> 00%:18%:27%,106% %What do you mean you lost contact%?%<%/i%>% % 397% 00%:18%:27%,190 --%> 00%:18%:29%,984% We almost got caught by% the security patrol and-and% % 398% 00%:18%:30%,068 --%> 00%:18%:31%,235% there were so many potential onlookers% % 399% 00%:18%:31%,319 --%> 00%:18%:34%,155% I had to leave him inside.% And now um...% % 400% 00%:18%:34%,239 --%> 00%:18%:36%,198% - He's off grid.% - %Off the what%?%<%/i%>% % 401% 00%:18%:36%,282 --%> 00%:18%:39%,076% %Dillon!% I can't report back with that!%<%/i%>% % 402% 00%:18%:39%,160 --%> 00%:18%:40%,578% Yeah%, I'm freaking out here!% % 403% 00%:18%:40%,662 --%> 00%:18%:42%,246% It's my first Christmas% as the right-hand man%,% % 404% 00%:18%:42%,330 --%> 00%:18%:44%,081% and I'm neither to the right% nor by the man!% % 405% 00%:18%:44%,165 --%> 00%:18%:47%,752% %Look%, just breathe.%<%/i%>% % 406% 00%:18%:47%,836 --%> 00%:18%:50%,171% %He has his phone%, right%?%<%/i%>% % 407% 00%:18%:50%,255 --%> 00%:18%:53%,674% Yeah%, it's just the cell% reception is pretty bad% % 408% 00%:18%:53%,758 --%> 00%:18%:55%,217% because of the storm.% % 409% 00%:18%:55%,301 --%> 00%:18%:56%,886% %Keep trying to establish contact.%<%/i%>% % 410% 00%:18%:56%,970 --%> 00%:18%:59%,388% %And if you can't reach him%,% go back to that last house.%<%/i%>% % 411% 00%:18%:59%,472 --%> 00%:19%:01%,682% %He's gotta still be there.% You got it%?%<%/i%>% % 412% 00%:19%:01%,766 --%> 00%:19%:03%,643% Okay%, but...% % 413% 00%:19%:05%,228 --%> 00%:19%:08%,857% You didn't have to hang up!% But sure.% % 414% 00%:19%:10%,984 --%> 00%:19%:13%,110% Oh%, oh%, my phone!% % 415% 00%:19%:13%,194 --%> 00%:19%:14%,946% Haven't known you long%, but that ring tone% % 416% 00%:19%:15%,030 --%> 00%:19%:16%,697% is pretty on brand.% % 417% 00%:19%:16%,781 --%> 00%:19%:18%,407% Yeah%, if you could just answer% it%? It's in my jacket pocket.% % 418% 00%:19%:23%,038 --%> 00%:19%:24%,914% - A flip phone%?% - Yeah. Latest model.% % 419% 00%:19%:24%,998 --%> 00%:19%:26%,290% Just open it.% Just answer it.% % 420% 00%:19%:26%,374 --%> 00%:19%:29%,377% They will tell you exactly who I am.% % 421% 00%:19%:29%,461 --%> 00%:19%:32%,380% Wh--why did you do that%?% % 422% 00%:19%:32%,464 --%> 00%:19%:34%,006% I'm not letting you get in touch% with your accomplices.% % 423% 00%:19%:34%,090 --%> 00%:19%:35%,174% Although%, you did just have service.% % 424% 00%:19%:35%,258 --%> 00%:19%:37%,635% Yes%, because it's the latest model!% % 425% 00%:19%:37%,719 --%> 00%:19%:39%,929% What%?% % 426% 00%:19%:40%,013 --%> 00%:19%:41%,180% I can't even get on my cell phone.% % 427% 00%:19%:41%,264 --%> 00%:19%:44%,392% How am I supposed to get on the news%?% % 428% 00%:19%:45%,185 --%> 00%:19%:49%,981% The news. The news.% Oh. Oh%, that is gonna work.% % 429% 00%:19%:50%,065 --%> 00%:19%:51%,691% A story only I can tell.% % 430% 00%:19%:51%,775 --%> 00%:19%:53%,567% Wait. Where are you going%?% % 431% 00%:19%:53%,651 --%> 00%:19%:54%,694% Avery%?% % 432% 00%:19%:54%,778 --%> 00%:19%:58%,990% Broke in%, 11%:05 or so...% % 433% 00%:19%:59%,908 --%> 00%:20%:02%,910% - What are you doing%?% - Claims to be the real Santa.% % 434% 00%:20%:02%,994 --%> 00%:20%:04%,870% Terrible liar%, possibly delusional.% % 435% 00%:20%:04%,954 --%> 00%:20%:06%,330% Delusional%?% % 436% 00%:20%:06%,414 --%> 00%:20%:08%,541% Nancy's gonna have to take notice% % 437% 00%:20%:08%,625 --%> 00%:20%:10%,668% when I'm the one that's% caught the Santa Crook.% % 438% 00%:20%:10%,752 --%> 00%:20%:15%,631% I am not the Santa Crook.% Oh%, my gosh. Oh%, my gosh.% % 439% 00%:20%:15%,715 --%> 00%:20%:17%,675% I can see the look on% my dad's face right now.% % 440% 00%:20%:17%,759 --%> 00%:20%:19%,510% Uh...% % 441% 00%:20%:19%,594 --%> 00%:20%:21%,513% Are you okay%?% % 442% 00%:20%:22%,138 --%> 00%:20%:23%,806% I don't know.% % 443% 00%:20%:23%,890 --%> 00%:20%:25%,808% I'm gonna be the guy% that messed it all up.% % 444% 00%:20%:25%,892 --%> 00%:20%:28%,060% Okay.% % 445% 00%:20%:28%,144 --%> 00%:20%:30%,354% So here's the deal%, Santa Claus.% % 446% 00%:20%:30%,438 --%> 00%:20%:32%,690% Cell towers are down% because of this stupid storm%,% % 447% 00%:20%:32%,774 --%> 00%:20%:36%,527% so we are gonna go to Becca's% house and return her gift.% % 448% 00%:20%:36%,611 --%> 00%:20%:38%,904% Because you said%, %"Elf's honor%, right%?%"% % 449% 00%:20%:38%,988 --%> 00%:20%:40%,489% - Elf's honor.% - Good.% % 450% 00%:20%:40%,573 --%> 00%:20%:43%,409% And then I'm sorry about this%,% but clearly%,% % 451% 00%:20%:43%,493 --%> 00%:20%:45%,244% you have a lot of family issues% that you need to work through% % 452% 00%:20%:45%,328 --%> 00%:20%:46%,787% that have brought you to this point.% % 453% 00%:20%:46%,871 --%> 00%:20%:48%,664% I'm gonna have to take you% to the police station myself.% % 454% 00%:20%:48%,748 --%> 00%:20%:51%,459% Wait. You said the police were% on their way already.% % 455% 00%:20%:52%,794 --%> 00%:20%:54%,420% You lied.% % 456% 00%:20%:54%,504 --%> 00%:20%:55%,880% That makes two of us.% % 457% 00%:20%:55%,964 --%> 00%:20%:58%,466% I didn't lie.% I'm Santa Claus.% % 458% 00%:20%:58%,550 --%> 00%:21%:01%,135% Sure you are. Let's go.% % 459% 00%:21%:10%,311 --%> 00%:21%:12%,188% I do not look like that.% % 460% 00%:21%:20%,280 --%> 00%:21%:21%,864% Really%?% % 461% 00%:21%:21%,948 --%> 00%:21%:23%,407% How'd that work out for you%?% % 462% 00%:21%:23%,491 --%> 00%:21%:25%,493% Could you help me up%?% % 463% 00%:21%:30%,206 --%> 00%:21%:32%,083% - Oh.% - Jeez.% % 464% 00%:21%:36%,212 --%> 00%:21%:38%,089% Thank you.% % 465% 00%:21%:38%,381 --%> 00%:21%:40%,050% Don't mention it.% % 466% 00%:21%:44%,971 --%> 00%:21%:47%,348% So what's this important thing% that you have to do tomorrow%?% % 467% 00%:21%:47%,432 --%> 00%:21%:50%,059% Why don't we skip the% small talk%, fake Santa%?% % 468% 00%:21%:50%,143 --%> 00%:21%:53%,938% I'm just trying to be polite.% It's Chris%, by the way.% % 469% 00%:21%:54%,022 --%> 00%:21%:57%,066% Well%, Chris%, it's just what I've% worked my entire career for.% % 470% 00%:21%:57%,150 --%> 00%:21%:58%,985% I finally get to report the news%,% % 471% 00%:21%:59%,069 --%> 00%:22%:00%,278% but instead of resting up%,% % 472% 00%:22%:00%,362 --%> 00%:22%:02%,113% I'm returning a stolen chemistry kit.% % 473% 00%:22%:02%,197 --%> 00%:22%:04%,991% Report the news%?% You're an anchor%,% % 474% 00%:22%:05%,075 --%> 00%:22%:07%,368% like Sophie Ashburn%?% % 475% 00%:22%:07%,452 --%> 00%:22%:09%,120% What do you know about Sophie Ashburn%?% % 476% 00%:22%:09%,204 --%> 00%:22%:11%,831% - Well%, I have a TV.% - Steal that%, too%?% % 477% 00%:22%:11%,915 --%> 00%:22%:14%,542% That gift is not stolen.% % 478% 00%:22%:14%,626 --%> 00%:22%:17%,670% It is the gift that Becca% asked for explicitly.% % 479% 00%:22%:17%,754 --%> 00%:22%:21%,507% Okay. Ha. Okay.% If you're really Santa%,% % 480% 00%:22%:21%,591 --%> 00%:22%:25%,303% what is the most meaningful% present I've been given%?% % 481% 00%:22%:25%,387 --%> 00%:22%:28%,598% Okay%, like I said%,% my Santa skills are kind of% % 482% 00%:22%:28%,682 --%> 00%:22%:30%,308% waning at the moment.% % 483% 00%:22%:30%,392 --%> 00%:22%:31%,685% %Yeah%, of course they are.%<%/i%>% % 484% 00%:22%:33%,311 --%> 00%:22%:34%,687% Wait. Wait.% Wait%, wait%, wait.% % 485% 00%:22%:34%,771 --%> 00%:22%:37%,023% Actually%, I'm getting% an image of something.% % 486% 00%:22%:37%,107 --%> 00%:22%:41%,110% It's a diary of some kind.% % 487% 00%:22%:41%,194 --%> 00%:22%:43%,863% Pretty close%, but what teenage% girl doesn't get a diary%?% % 488% 00%:22%:43%,947 --%> 00%:22%:47%,700% Well%, it'll fully come to me% at some point%, but...% % 489% 00%:22%:47%,784 --%> 00%:22%:51%,912% Whatever it is%, I know it was% great because I know for a fact% % 490% 00%:22%:51%,996 --%> 00%:22%:54%,081% that you're a good person.% % 491% 00%:22%:54%,165 --%> 00%:22%:55%,333% Flattery will get you nowhere.% % 492% 00%:22%:55%,417 --%> 00%:22%:56%,792% It's not flattery.% % 493% 00%:22%:56%,876 --%> 00%:23%:01%,131% It's a fact coming directly% to you from Santa Claus.% % 494% 00%:23%:03%,258 --%> 00%:23%:05%,593% Why are all the hot ones crazy%?% % 495% 00%:23%:13%,935 --%> 00%:23%:15%,269% You know what%? They're probably% at midnight mass.% % 496% 00%:23%:15%,353 --%> 00%:23%:16%,646% They go every year%, so just leave it here.% % 497% 00%:23%:16%,730 --%> 00%:23%:18%,981% Oh%, no. There is a protocol.% There is a protocol.% % 498% 00%:23%:19%,065 --%> 00%:23%:22%,318% Gifts cannot be left in% unprotected places%,% % 499% 00%:23%:22%,402 --%> 00%:23%:24%,987% i.e.%, mailboxes%, curbs or stoops%, so...% % 500% 00%:23%:25%,071 --%> 00%:23%:27%,198% Oh%, so you work for Amazon.% % 501% 00%:23%:27%,282 --%> 00%:23%:29%,408% This is what I do and% I take my job very seriously.% % 502% 00%:23%:29%,492 --%> 00%:23%:31%,661% We need to go inside and% tuck it underneath the tree.% % 503% 00%:23%:31%,745 --%> 00%:23%:33%,955% I'm not doing that. I'll just% bring it to Becca tomorrow.% % 504% 00%:23%:34%,039 --%> 00%:23%:39%,461% No. No%, not tomorrow.% Tomorrow is Christmas and...% % 505% 00%:23%:39%,753 --%> 00%:23%:43%,172% Avery%, I truly believe this.% % 506% 00%:23%:43%,256 --%> 00%:23%:47%,426% Good people deserve good things.% % 507% 00%:23%:47%,510 --%> 00%:23%:49%,637% If Becca doesn't get that gift%,% % 508% 00%:23%:52%,515 --%> 00%:23%:55%,142% it would break my heart.% % 509% 00%:23%:55%,226 --%> 00%:23%:57%,103% Uh.% % 510% 00%:23%:57%,729 --%> 00%:23%:59%,272% Fine.% % 511% 00%:23%:59%,356 --%> 00%:24%:00%,731% What's your plan%?% % 512% 00%:24%:00%,815 --%> 00%:24%:03%,567% - I have a special set of keys.% - No chimney%?% % 513% 00%:24%:03%,651 --%> 00%:24%:04%,819% It only works when the% reindeers are on the roof.% % 514% 00%:24%:04%,903 --%> 00%:24%:06%,529% The keys are a back-up protocol.% % 515% 00%:24%:06%,613 --%> 00%:24%:08%,656% So if you wanna look in my pocket here...% % 516% 00%:24%:13%,953 --%> 00%:24%:14%,996% Ah.% % 517% 00%:24%:15%,080 --%> 00%:24%:16%,831% What are you%, a janitor%?% % 518% 00%:24%:16%,915 --%> 00%:24%:21%,628% Okay. Here we are.% North America.% % 519% 00%:24%:27%,258 --%> 00%:24%:28%,801% I wanna see this.% % 520% 00%:24%:28%,885 --%> 00%:24%:31%,680% Oh%, I'm sorry. You can't look.% It's not how it works.% % 521% 00%:24%:32%,514 --%> 00%:24%:34%,098% Very good.% % 522% 00%:24%:44%,067 --%> 00%:24%:46%,485% Okay. If you'd put that back in my pocket% % 523% 00%:24%:46%,569 --%> 00%:24%:48%,988% and pick up the gift%,% and we can head on inside.% % 524% 00%:24%:53%,910 --%> 00%:24%:55%,786% I'm not gonna go in there% because that's trespassing.% % 525% 00%:24%:55%,870 --%> 00%:24%:57%,496% Well%, I can't carry the gift% because I am tied up%,% % 526% 00%:24%:57%,580 --%> 00%:25%:01%,042% unless you wanna untie me.% % 527% 00%:25%:01%,126 --%> 00%:25%:04%,671% Fine.% % 528% 00%:25%:10%,468 --%> 00%:25%:11%,844% Technically%, this is% breaking and entering%,% % 529% 00%:25%:11%,928 --%> 00%:25%:14%,221% which is two years% for a first-time offender.% % 530% 00%:25%:14%,305 --%> 00%:25%:16%,182% Though I have my doubts% this is your first offense.% % 531% 00%:25%:16%,266 --%> 00%:25%:18%,225% Yes.% % 532% 00%:25%:18%,309 --%> 00%:25%:21%,020% What are you doing%?% % 533% 00%:25%:21%,104 --%> 00%:25%:22%,521% The cravings are real.% % 534% 00%:25%:22%,605 --%> 00%:25%:24%,065% And Becca expects there% to be a bite taken out of% % 535% 00%:25%:24%,149 --%> 00%:25%:25%,984% the cookie when she% wakes up in the morning.% % 536% 00%:25%:26%,317 --%> 00%:25%:27%,944% Mm.% % 537% 00%:25%:29%,112 --%> 00%:25%:30%,697% I love milk.% % 538% 00%:25%:31%,448 --%> 00%:25%:32%,698% If you could...% % 539% 00%:25%:32%,782 --%> 00%:25%:35%,201% Oh%, shoot.% I'm making a mess.% % 540% 00%:25%:35%,785 --%> 00%:25%:39%,330% If you could maybe help me.% Thank you. Okay. Okay.% % 541% 00%:25%:40%,707 --%> 00%:25%:43%,125% There you go. There you go.% You're fine.% % 542% 00%:25%:43%,209 --%> 00%:25%:44%,293% You have committed enough% crimes for one night.% % 543% 00%:25%:44%,377 --%> 00%:25%:45%,753% Okay.% % 544% 00%:25%:45%,837 --%> 00%:25%:47%,880% And I have a 4%:00 AM call time.% Let's go.% % 545% 00%:25%:47%,964 --%> 00%:25%:50%,008% Okay. Thank you.% Merry Christmas.% % 546% 00%:25%:55%,805 --%> 00%:25%:57%,473% Okay%, think about this.% % 547% 00%:25%:57%,557 --%> 00%:26%:00%,977% If you bring me in%, the police% might question you for hours.% % 548% 00%:26%:01%,061 --%> 00%:26%:03%,896% You could be stuck there until noon.% % 549% 00%:26%:03%,980 --%> 00%:26%:05%,398% Well%, then I will drop you off% % 550% 00%:26%:05%,482 --%> 00%:26%:06%,899% and tell them% I'll come back later.% % 551% 00%:26%:06%,983 --%> 00%:26%:08%,693% Wait%, do you really think% they're gonna let you do that%?% % 552% 00%:26%:08%,777 --%> 00%:26%:10%,611% Look%, I am not letting you go%,% so stop trying to play me.% % 553% 00%:26%:10%,695 --%> 00%:26%:13%,364% Okay%, okay%, okay.% Okay%, okay.% % 554% 00%:26%:13%,448 --%> 00%:26%:15%,241% Halt! Dayton Alarm Co!% Freeze!% % 555% 00%:26%:15%,325 --%> 00%:26%:16%,492% Oh%, oh.% % 556% 00%:26%:16%,576 --%> 00%:26%:17%,952% Hold it right there%,% Santa Crook!% % 557% 00%:26%:19%,996 --%> 00%:26%:21%,706% This is security guard tango-nine-niner% % 558% 00%:26%:21%,790 --%> 00%:26%:24%,166% standing in front of 417% Kovar Lane%, the MacGregor house.% % 559% 00%:26%:24%,250 --%> 00%:26%:26%,419% Silent alarm was tripped.% Perps are out front.% % 560% 00%:26%:26%,503 --%> 00%:26%:28%,004% Could you%?% % 561% 00%:26%:28%,088 --%> 00%:26%:29%,755% Hi. I have been trying% to call the cops all night.% % 562% 00%:26%:29%,839 --%> 00%:26%:31%,090% I am very grateful that you're here.% % 563% 00%:26%:31%,174 --%> 00%:26%:33%,968% I caught the Santa Crook.% He broke into my house.% % 564% 00%:26%:34%,052 --%> 00%:26%:35%,886% - You live there%?% - No%, I live there.% % 565% 00%:26%:35%,970 --%> 00%:26%:38%,139% - So you're not a MacGregor%?% - No%, I'm not.% % 566% 00%:26%:38%,223 --%> 00%:26%:40%,391% Then why were you just% exiting the MacGregor house%?% % 567% 00%:26%:40%,475 --%> 00%:26%:41%,767% I can explain that.% % 568% 00%:26%:41%,851 --%> 00%:26%:44%,186% I found him in my living room%,% so I tied him up% % 569% 00%:26%:44%,270 --%> 00%:26%:45%,896% and I was taking him to the% police station%, but then--% % 570% 00%:26%:45%,980 --%> 00%:26%:47%,523% You tied him up to take him to the police%,% % 571% 00%:26%:47%,607 --%> 00%:26%:49%,483% but you broke into the% MacGregor house first%?% % 572% 00%:26%:49%,567 --%> 00%:26%:52%,570% Uh%, I know how this looks%,% but%, but he's the one you want.% % 573% 00%:26%:52%,654 --%> 00%:26%:54%,071% Please%, have at him.% % 574% 00%:26%:54%,155 --%> 00%:26%:55%,573% Throwing your partner under the bus%?% % 575% 00%:26%:55%,657 --%> 00%:26%:57%,074% Is there really no honor among thieves%?% % 576% 00%:26%:57%,158 --%> 00%:27%:00%,745% - Right%?% - He is not my partner!% % 577% 00%:27%:00%,829 --%> 00%:27%:02%,788% Please%, I promise.% I'm a victim.% % 578% 00%:27%:02%,872 --%> 00%:27%:04%,790% He's the one you want.% Take him away.% % 579% 00%:27%:04%,874 --%> 00%:27%:06%,167% I gotta go to bed.% % 580% 00%:27%:06%,251 --%> 00%:27%:07%,585% I don't think you'll be getting much sleep% % 581% 00%:27%:07%,669 --%> 00%:27%:09%,211% when you're doing hard time.% % 582% 00%:27%:09%,295 --%> 00%:27%:10%,796% Are you arresting me%?% % 583% 00%:27%:10%,880 --%> 00%:27%:12%,548% I'm an alarm company employee%, ma'am.% % 584% 00%:27%:12%,632 --%> 00%:27%:14%,425% I do not have that power.% % 585% 00%:27%:14%,509 --%> 00%:27%:16%,135% Actually%, I'm new.% % 586% 00%:27%:16%,219 --%> 00%:27%:17%,553% I hadn't noticed.% % 587% 00%:27%:17%,637 --%> 00%:27%:18%,804% But they did give me my own flashlight.% % 588% 00%:27%:18%,888 --%> 00%:27%:21%,098% Good for you%, Ricky.% % 589% 00%:27%:21%,182 --%> 00%:27%:23%,017% Aw%, thanks.% % 590% 00%:27%:23%,101 --%> 00%:27%:25%,102% But%, uh...% % 591% 00%:27%:25%,186 --%> 00%:27%:27%,271% That's enough of that.% I've requested back-up% % 592% 00%:27%:27%,355 --%> 00%:27%:28%,439% and they should be on their way.% % 593% 00%:27%:28%,523 --%> 00%:27%:30%,024% - Oh.% - Oh. I've got it.% % 594% 00%:27%:30%,108 --%> 00%:27%:31%,484% Cinnamon.% % 595% 00%:27%:33%,069 --%> 00%:27%:35%,488% - It's under there.% - You're really killing it.% % 596% 00%:27%:36%,740 --%> 00%:27%:37%,823% It's back by the wheel.% % 597% 00%:27%:37%,907 --%> 00%:27%:39%,492% Oh my--% What are you doing%?% % 598% 00%:27%:39%,576 --%> 00%:27%:42%,036% Saving Christmas!% Are you coming%?% % 599% 00%:27%:42%,120 --%> 00%:27%:44%,497% You can't just take off in my car!% % 600% 00%:27%:44%,581 --%> 00%:27%:45%,665% Don't you leave!% You can't do that!% % 601% 00%:27%:45%,749 --%> 00%:27%:47%,500% I'm sorry%, Ricky!% % 602% 00%:27%:47%,584 --%> 00%:27%:49%,877% No%, don't move!% Halt!% % 603% 00%:27%:49%,961 --%> 00%:27%:53%,381% By the power invested in me% by my bosses at Dayton Alarm Co%,% % 604% 00%:27%:53%,465 --%> 00%:27%:55%,258% I order you to halt!% % 605% 00%:27%:55%,342 --%> 00%:27%:58%,261% Ohhh! Oh!% Backup is coming!% % 606% 00%:28%:01%,181 --%> 00%:28%:03%,433% He's eyeing my plates.% Go%, go%, go%, go%, go!% % 607% 00%:28%:04%,768 --%> 00%:28%:06%,477% Step on it!% % 608% 00%:28%:06%,561 --%> 00%:28%:09%,605% I'm hot pursuit!% They're-they're--% % 609% 00%:28%:09%,689 --%> 00%:28%:12%,942% They're in a blue sedan%, or white!% % 610% 00%:28%:23%,411 --%> 00%:28%:24%,996% Go! Run!% % 611% 00%:28%:25%,830 --%> 00%:28%:28%,124% Hey!% % 612% 00%:28%:46%,726 --%> 00%:28%:48%,811% Yeah%?% % 613% 00%:28%:48%,895 --%> 00%:28%:50%,396% %My safe has been robbed.%<%/i%>% % 614% 00%:28%:50%,480 --%> 00%:28%:51%,939% It was the Santa Crook.% % 615% 00%:28%:52%,023 --%> 00%:28%:53%,816% He took everything.% The flash drive%, everything.% % 616% 00%:28%:53%,900 --%> 00%:28%:56%,152% Okay. Leave it to me.% Got it.% % 617% 00%:28%:57%,612 --%> 00%:28%:59%,905% Guys%, grab the police scanner.% % 618% 00%:28%:59%,989 --%> 00%:29%:01%,408% We've got work to do.% % 619% 00%:29%:02%,742 --%> 00%:29%:04%,744% %Okay.%<%/i%>% % 620% 00%:29%:05%,120 --%> 00%:29%:06%,495% How is this my life%?% % 621% 00%:29%:06%,579 --%> 00%:29%:08%,164% I just wanted to take you% to the police station%,% % 622% 00%:29%:08%,248 --%> 00%:29%:09%,832% get an exclusive story%,% and then go back to bed% % 623% 00%:29%:09%,916 --%> 00%:29%:11%,834% because I have% to be charming and gregarious% % 624% 00%:29%:11%,918 --%> 00%:29%:13%,294% and lovely in the morning!% % 625% 00%:29%:13%,378 --%> 00%:29%:15%,963% I'm sorry. You%?% I have to be generous and merry%,% % 626% 00%:29%:16%,047 --%> 00%:29%:18%,382% and international tonight!% Number one rule%,% % 627% 00%:29%:18%,466 --%> 00%:29%:19%,759% finish before sunrise%,% % 628% 00%:29%:19%,843 --%> 00%:29%:21%,385% and you're making that very difficult.% % 629% 00%:29%:21%,469 --%> 00%:29%:22%,762% You got us into this mess!% % 630% 00%:29%:22%,846 --%> 00%:29%:24%,180% You could've let me go an hour ago.% % 631% 00%:29%:24%,264 --%> 00%:29%:25%,890% You could be at home in bed% dreaming of sugar plums% % 632% 00%:29%:25%,974 --%> 00%:29%:27%,642% and teleprompters.% % 633% 00%:29%:27%,726 --%> 00%:29%:29%,852% Oh%, my mom! If my mom hears% about how I blew my big break%,% % 634% 00%:29%:29%,936 --%> 00%:29%:30%,978% I'm never gonna hear the end of it.% % 635% 00%:29%:31%,062 --%> 00%:29%:31%,896% It's gonna be every Christmas.% % 636% 00%:29%:31%,980 --%> 00%:29%:33%,981% Okay%, okay%, okay.% % 637% 00%:29%:34%,065 --%> 00%:29%:35%,858% Why don't you just let me% get in touch with my people%?% % 638% 00%:29%:35%,942 --%> 00%:29%:38%,194% You can go home.% It'll be like we never met.% % 639% 00%:29%:38%,278 --%> 00%:29%:40%,321% Besides%, I don't even know who you are.% % 640% 00%:29%:40%,405 --%> 00%:29%:43%,157% Ricky got my plates!% % 641% 00%:29%:43%,241 --%> 00%:29%:44%,450% Oh.% % 642% 00%:29%:44%,534 --%> 00%:29%:46%,077% %Calling all Dayton Alarm carts.%<%/i%>% % 643% 00%:29%:46%,161 --%> 00%:29%:47%,620% %I am at the east end of% Vista Road.%<%/i%>% % 644% 00%:29%:47%,704 --%> 00%:29%:49%,414% What%?% % 645% 00%:29%:51%,750 --%> 00%:29%:53%,751% Vista Road%?% That's nowhere near here.% % 646% 00%:29%:53%,835 --%> 00%:29%:56%,045% That's because they aren't% talking about us.% % 647% 00%:29%:56%,129 --%> 00%:29%:59%,507% %I repeat.% All cars to Vista Road.%<%/i%>% % 648% 00%:29%:59%,591 --%> 00%:30%:02%,218% What%?% % 649% 00%:30%:02%,302 --%> 00%:30%:04%,470% If the Santa Crook% is all the way across town%,% % 650% 00%:30%:04%,554 --%> 00%:30%:06%,889% who are you%?% % 651% 00%:30%:06%,973 --%> 00%:30%:09%,517% Do we really have to% go through this again%?% % 652% 00%:30%:11%,978 --%> 00%:30%:13%,980% Great%, there goes that.% % 653% 00%:30%:16%,107 --%> 00%:30%:17%,066% What are you looking for%?% % 654% 00%:30%:17%,150 --%> 00%:30%:18%,734% My phone!% I put it in my pocket.% % 655% 00%:30%:18%,818 --%> 00%:30%:20%,195% It must've fallen out.% % 656% 00%:30%:21%,446 --%> 00%:30%:23%,823% Okay%, you know what%?% % 657% 00%:30%:23%,907 --%> 00%:30%:25%,241% If you're not the real Santa Crook%,% % 658% 00%:30%:25%,325 --%> 00%:30%:28%,452% I don't want anything% to do with what this is.% % 659% 00%:30%:28%,536 --%> 00%:30%:29%,620% - Wait%, Avery!% - No!% % 660% 00%:30%:29%,704 --%> 00%:30%:33%,416% Av%, Av! Av! Avery! I get--% Avery!% % 661% 00%:30%:33%,500 --%> 00%:30%:34%,917% I need to find a phone%, call the police%,% % 662% 00%:30%:35%,001 --%> 00%:30%:36%,627% and go to bed!% % 663% 00%:30%:36%,711 --%> 00%:30%:38%,254% Avery!% % 664% 00%:30%:39%,339 --%> 00%:30%:42%,008% Avery! I can't--% % 665% 00%:30%:44%,678 --%> 00%:30%:45%,886% Avery%, wait up!% % 666% 00%:30%:45%,970 --%> 00%:30%:47%,597% Hey! Avery%, wait up!% % 667% 00%:30%:49%,307 --%> 00%:30%:52%,060% I need some help with these.% Avery%, please.% % 668% 00%:30%:53%,144 --%> 00%:30%:54%,854% Avery%, it's Christmas.% % 669% 00%:30%:54%,938 --%> 00%:30%:57%,356% Why are you following me%?% % 670% 00%:30%:57%,440 --%> 00%:31%:00%,068% Because I need you to untie these.% % 671% 00%:31%:00%,527 --%> 00%:31%:02%,570% Also%, it doesn't feel right% to let you just wander around% % 672% 00%:31%:02%,654 --%> 00%:31%:05%,448% in the middle of nowhere.% I wasn't raised that way%, so--% % 673% 00%:31%:05%,532 --%> 00%:31%:07%,533% Prove it!% % 674% 00%:31%:07%,617 --%> 00%:31%:08%,909% Prove what%?% % 675% 00%:31%:08%,993 --%> 00%:31%:11%,120% Prove that you are who you say you are.% % 676% 00%:31%:11%,204 --%> 00%:31%:13%,122% I'm a reporter. I report% facts that I can verify.% % 677% 00%:31%:13%,206 --%> 00%:31%:15%,082% So I'd like some verification now!% % 678% 00%:31%:15%,166 --%> 00%:31%:16%,959% I don't have to prove anything to you.% % 679% 00%:31%:17%,043 --%> 00%:31%:18%,002% - You sure do!% - I don't have to prove% % 680% 00%:31%:18%,086 --%> 00%:31%:19%,295% anything to anybody.% % 681% 00%:31%:19%,379 --%> 00%:31%:20%,671% Why%? You should be able to prove it%,% % 682% 00%:31%:20%,755 --%> 00%:31%:21%,964% if you are who you say you are.% % 683% 00%:31%:22%,048 --%> 00%:31%:23%,090% I can! But you don't seem% very interested--% % 684% 00%:31%:23%,174 --%> 00%:31%:24%,467% - Are you afraid%?% - I'm not afraid!% % 685% 00%:31%:24%,551 --%> 00%:31%:25%,968% Are you afraid because% then you're gonna be liar%?% % 686% 00%:31%:26%,052 --%> 00%:31%:28%,555% - I am not a liar!% - Then show me who you are!% % 687% 00%:31%:28%,930 --%> 00%:31%:34%,310% - Oh%, wow.% - What%? What just happened%?% % 688% 00%:31%:34%,394 --%> 00%:31%:39%,815% I just got a flash of insight% about your childhood gift.% % 689% 00%:31%:39%,899 --%> 00%:31%:42%,151% - The pivotal one.% - Mm-hmm.% % 690% 00%:31%:42%,235 --%> 00%:31%:44%,362% No. Really.% The pivotal gift.% % 691% 00%:31%:44%,446 --%> 00%:31%:45%,738% The meaningful one you were asking about.% % 692% 00%:31%:45%,822 --%> 00%:31%:47%,907% Every child has the potential% to have a gift that% % 693% 00%:31%:47%,991 --%> 00%:31%:53%,204% sets them on their own path.% I just realized what yours was.% % 694% 00%:31%:53%,288 --%> 00%:31%:55%,081% You were six or seven.% % 695% 00%:31%:55%,165 --%> 00%:31%:56%,916% %You were just starting% to get the feel for writing.%<%/i%>% % 696% 00%:31%:57%,000 --%> 00%:32%:01%,837% %It was Christmas morning%,% you were opening your gift.%<%/i%>% % 697% 00%:32%:01%,921 --%> 00%:32%:04%,382% %You were with your mom.%<%/i%>% % 698% 00%:32%:04%,466 --%> 00%:32%:07%,260% %It was a leather-bound journal% with the inscription%,%<%/i%>% % 699% 00%:32%:07%,344 --%> 00%:32%:10%,513% %%"Dig Deeper%" on it.%<%/i%>% % 700% 00%:32%:18%,104 --%> 00%:32%:20%,231% How did you know that%?% % 701% 00%:32%:20%,315 --%> 00%:32%:22%,525% I mean%,% I've been trying to tell you.% % 702% 00%:32%:27%,197 --%> 00%:32%:28%,489% Hey. Yeah.% % 703% 00%:32%:28%,573 --%> 00%:32%:30%,908% Read me the plates again% from the police scanner.% % 704% 00%:32%:30%,992 --%> 00%:32%:33%,869% Someone seems very interested in your car.% % 705% 00%:32%:33%,953 --%> 00%:32%:35%,288% That's it.% % 706% 00%:32%:35%,372 --%> 00%:32%:37%,374% Yeah%, I found the% Quinn woman's car.% % 707% 00%:32%:41%,127 --%> 00%:32%:42%,545% Ooh.% % 708% 00%:32%:42%,629 --%> 00%:32%:43%,504% Uh%, turn around.% % 709% 00%:32%:43%,588 --%> 00%:32%:45%,506% Just walk%, walk%, walk%, walk%, walk.% % 710% 00%:32%:45%,590 --%> 00%:32%:48%,217% Slowly%, slowly!% Hide the lights! Come on%, man.% % 711% 00%:32%:48%,301 --%> 00%:32%:49%,927% - Who is that%?% - I don't know.% % 712% 00%:32%:55%,350 --%> 00%:32%:59%,061% Oh%, that's...% That's why he didn't answer!% % 713% 00%:32%:59%,145 --%> 00%:33%:00%,688% %We're in over our heads here%, Dillon.%<%/i%>% % 714% 00%:33%:00%,772 --%> 00%:33%:02%,940% %We have got to tell the big guy.%<%/i%>% % 715% 00%:33%:03%,024 --%> 00%:33%:05%,651% Understood.% Good luck.% % 716% 00%:33%:05%,735 --%> 00%:33%:07%,069% I'll leave that to you.% % 717% 00%:33%:07%,153 --%> 00%:33%:08%,154% %You lost him%, you tell him.%<%/i%>% % 718% 00%:33%:09%,781 --%> 00%:33%:12%,283% Okay%, wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.% I can't. I can't.% % 719% 00%:33%:12%,367 --%> 00%:33%:13%,909% %What do you mean you can't%?%<%/i%>% % 720% 00%:33%:13%,993 --%> 00%:33%:15%,578% %We have a sacred duty%<%/i%>% % 721% 00%:33%:15%,662 --%> 00%:33%:18%,122% %and those words aren't% part of our job description.%<%/i%>% % 722% 00%:33%:18%,206 --%> 00%:33%:20%,958% This can't be his first% impression of me on the job.% % 723% 00%:33%:21%,042 --%> 00%:33%:23%,586% Okay%? Can we just fix this%, just us%?% % 724% 00%:33%:23%,670 --%> 00%:33%:25%,254% %Well%, we're past that now.%<%/i%>% % 725% 00%:33%:25%,338 --%> 00%:33%:27%,882% %He needs to know and you need to tell him.%<%/i%>% % 726% 00%:33%:33%,972 --%> 00%:33%:35%,431% Is he going through my car%?% % 727% 00%:33%:35%,515 --%> 00%:33%:38%,768% My registration is in there.% That has my address on it.% % 728% 00%:33%:38%,852 --%> 00%:33%:40%,436% What do they want%?% % 729% 00%:33%:40%,520 --%> 00%:33%:42%,438% I don't know. Whatever he's% looking for%, I don't have it.% % 730% 00%:33%:42%,522 --%> 00%:33%:45%,399% But why is he in my car%?% What is he looking for%?% % 731% 00%:33%:45%,483 --%> 00%:33%:47%,568% Wait%, I know that guy.% I mean%, I don't know him%,% % 732% 00%:33%:47%,652 --%> 00%:33%:50%,196% know him%, but I've seen% his face before in footage.% % 733% 00%:33%:50%,280 --%> 00%:33%:51%,781% He was the former head of security% % 734% 00%:33%:51%,865 --%> 00%:33%:53%,449% when Vance was the mayor.% % 735% 00%:33%:53%,533 --%> 00%:33%:56%,577% He mentioned your license plates% and the police scanner.% % 736% 00%:33%:56%,661 --%> 00%:33%:58%,120% Well%, if he has a police scanner%,% % 737% 00%:33%:58%,204 --%> 00%:33%:59%,413% then he would have heard Ricky% call in my plates% % 738% 00%:33%:59%,497 --%> 00%:34%:00%,498% as belonging to the Santa Crook.% % 739% 00%:34%:00%,582 --%> 00%:34%:02%,458% Why would he have a police scanner%?% % 740% 00%:34%:02%,542 --%> 00%:34%:04%,335% I need a phone.% I need to get ahold of Talia.% % 741% 00%:34%:04%,419 --%> 00%:34%:05%,503% I'll pick up my car tomorrow.% % 742% 00%:34%:05%,587 --%> 00%:34%:08%,839% I need to dig into whatever this is.% % 743% 00%:34%:08%,923 --%> 00%:34%:10%,466% Maybe they'll have one.% % 744% 00%:34%:10%,550 --%> 00%:34%:12%,301% Oh%, wait%, wait.% Maybe you could untie me.% % 745% 00%:34%:12%,385 --%> 00%:34%:14%,220% I can help you figure this out.% % 746% 00%:34%:14%,304 --%> 00%:34%:16%,222% I made it pretty clear% I'm not going anywhere.% % 747% 00%:34%:16%,306 --%> 00%:34%:17%,682% I'm not letting you do this on your own.% % 748% 00%:34%:17%,766 --%> 00%:34%:21%,310% So what do you say%?% We'll do this together%?% % 749% 00%:34%:21%,394 --%> 00%:34%:22%,937% And then I'll finish my rounds.% % 750% 00%:34%:25%,732 --%> 00%:34%:26%,983% Thank you.% % 751% 00%:34%:27%,067 --%> 00%:34%:27%,984% - Ow%, ow%, ow.% - Sorry%, sorry.% % 752% 00%:34%:28%,068 --%> 00%:34%:29%,235% I got it. I got it.% % 753% 00%:34%:29%,319 --%> 00%:34%:30%,653% - I did a really good job.% - I know you did.% % 754% 00%:34%:30%,737 --%> 00%:34%:32%,072% Sorry.% % 755% 00%:34%:32%,530 --%> 00%:34%:33%,698% - Hurry%, he's coming.% - Sorry%, sorry.% % 756% 00%:34%:33%,782 --%> 00%:34%:35%,658% Okay%, go%, go%, take your jacket.% Go%, go%, go!% % 757% 00%:34%:35%,742 --%> 00%:34%:37%,326% Okay%, okay%, okay.% % 758% 00%:34%:37%,410 --%> 00%:34%:38%,619% It says the entrance% is over here%, come on!% % 759% 00%:34%:38%,703 --%> 00%:34%:40%,037% Here we go.% Okay%, okay.% % 760% 00%:34%:44%,584 --%> 00%:34%:47%,587% Hello. Hey. Excuse me. Do you% have a phone%? Are you open%?% % 761% 00%:34%:51%,091 --%> 00%:34%:53%,760% Who dares to knock%?% % 762% 00%:34%:55%,261 --%> 00%:34%:58%,931% Your reclamation%, then.% % 763% 00%:34%:59%,015 --%> 00%:35%:00%,933% Take heed!% % 764% 00%:35%:01%,017 --%> 00%:35%:04%,520% Uh%, we certainly are taking heed%,% % 765% 00%:35%:04%,604 --%> 00%:35%:06%,647% but is there any way you have% a phone we could please use%?% % 766% 00%:35%:06%,731 --%> 00%:35%:09%,943% Yeah. Could we maybe talk to your manager%?% % 767% 00%:35%:14%,406 --%> 00%:35%:15%,865% We're going in there%?% % 768% 00%:35%:15%,949 --%> 00%:35%:16%,991% Yeah.% % 769% 00%:35%:17%,075 --%> 00%:35%:19%,869% I-I'm not afraid.% % 770% 00%:35%:19%,953 --%> 00%:35%:21%,495% To go in there.% Are you%?% % 771% 00%:35%:21%,579 --%> 00%:35%:24%,415% No%, I'm not afraid.% Go ahead.% % 772% 00%:35%:24%,499 --%> 00%:35%:26%,584% - Great%, here I go.% - Yeah. Okay.% % 773% 00%:35%:42%,851 --%> 00%:35%:45%,186% Lights!% % 774% 00%:35%:46%,813 --%> 00%:35%:48%,189% Oh%, man! Ha!% % 775% 00%:35%:48%,273 --%> 00%:35%:50%,399% Did we ever get you!% % 776% 00%:35%:50%,483 --%> 00%:35%:53%,778% Sorry%, we thought you knew% what you'd walked into.% % 777% 00%:35%:53%,862 --%> 00%:35%:58%,783% I'm Lewis Daly%, director%,% dancer%, actor extraordinaire!% % 778% 00%:35%:58%,867 --%> 00%:36%:02%,703% Those lines%, you would be Marley% from %A Christmas Carol%<%/i%> !% % 779% 00%:36%:02%,787 --%> 00%:36%:04%,705% Welcome to the home dinner theater% % 780% 00%:36%:04%,789 --%> 00%:36%:09%,377% of the Dayton%, Ohio% Community Players.% % 781% 00%:36%:09%,461 --%> 00%:36%:10%,628% You're a theater troupe.% % 782% 00%:36%:10%,712 --%> 00%:36%:12%,797% An award-winning theater troupe.% % 783% 00%:36%:12%,881 --%> 00%:36%:16%,467% We put on an immersive dinner% experience of Charles Dickens'% % 784% 00%:36%:16%,551 --%> 00%:36%:19%,178% %A Christmas Carol.%<%/i%>% We've won three Tonys for it.% % 785% 00%:36%:19%,262 --%> 00%:36%:20%,805% You've won three Tony Awards%?% % 786% 00%:36%:20%,889 --%> 00%:36%:24%,767% Three Tony's Pizzas. From the% pizza shop down the street.% % 787% 00%:36%:24%,851 --%> 00%:36%:28%,521% They give us a free pizza% for every good review we get.% % 788% 00%:36%:28%,605 --%> 00%:36%:31%,023% Speaking of which%, the show just ended% % 789% 00%:36%:31%,107 --%> 00%:36%:32%,650% and the pizza's still warm.% % 790% 00%:36%:32%,734 --%> 00%:36%:34%,694% You're welcome to join our wrap party.% % 791% 00%:36%:36%,613 --%> 00%:36%:41%,367% Feel free to meet the players.% We've got our Ebenezer Scrooge.% % 792% 00%:36%:41%,451 --%> 00%:36%:45%,621% Bob Cratchit.% And of course%, Tiny T--Tiny Tim.% % 793% 00%:36%:45%,705 --%> 00%:36%:49%,000% Poor guy. He's always typecast.% % 794% 00%:36%:49%,459 --%> 00%:36%:52%,837% I love this outfit!% Santa reimagined!% % 795% 00%:36%:52%,921 --%> 00%:36%:54%,630% We'll definitely have to talk shop later% % 796% 00%:36%:54%,714 --%> 00%:36%:56%,757% about who does your costumes.% % 797% 00%:36%:56%,841 --%> 00%:36%:58%,676% - Oh%, actually this--% - I'm sorry%, if I may%?% % 798% 00%:36%:58%,760 --%> 00%:37%:00%,428% But do you have a phone that I can use%?% % 799% 00%:37%:00%,512 --%> 00%:37%:02%,722% The only phone is in the upstairs office% % 800% 00%:37%:02%,806 --%> 00%:37%:05%,099% and it's for troupe members only.% % 801% 00%:37%:05%,183 --%> 00%:37%:06%,517% Are you serious%?% % 802% 00%:37%:06%,601 --%> 00%:37%:08%,769% Well%, the play is set% in the Victorian era.% % 803% 00%:37%:08%,853 --%> 00%:37%:11%,147% We can't just be letting% people in with cell phones.% % 804% 00%:37%:11%,231 --%> 00%:37%:13%,524% It would ruin the authenticity.% % 805% 00%:37%:13%,608 --%> 00%:37%:15%,693% You're eating Tony's Pizza% from present-day Ohio.% % 806% 00%:37%:15%,777 --%> 00%:37%:18%,821% Well%, I'm sorry%, but it's the% only phone in the building.% % 807% 00%:37%:18%,905 --%> 00%:37%:23%,743% And it's Theater Company policy.% Members only.% % 808% 00%:37%:23%,827 --%> 00%:37%:25%,369% Then I'd like to become a member.% % 809% 00%:37%:25%,453 --%> 00%:37%:27%,705% Oh!% % 810% 00%:37%:27%,789 --%> 00%:37%:29%,290% Okay.% % 811% 00%:37%:29%,374 --%> 00%:37%:31%,167% You'll just have to pass the audition.% % 812% 00%:37%:31%,251 --%> 00%:37%:32%,209% The what%?% % 813% 00%:37%:32%,293 --%> 00%:37%:33%,544% Well%, we have time tonight.% % 814% 00%:37%:33%,628 --%> 00%:37%:37%,132% You can audition right now% if you want%, huh%?% % 815% 00%:37%:39%,009 --%> 00%:37%:43%,179% So%, how badly do you wanna use that phone%?% % 816% 00%:37%:49%,477 --%> 00%:37%:50%,603% Are they really making me do this%?% % 817% 00%:37%:50%,687 --%> 00%:37%:52%,188% It's gonna be okay.% % 818% 00%:37%:52%,272 --%> 00%:37%:53%,898% You may not believe in Santa%,% but I believe in you.% % 819% 00%:37%:53%,982 --%> 00%:37%:55%,191% This is ridiculous.% It's just a phone.% % 820% 00%:37%:55%,275 --%> 00%:37%:56%,567% Oh%, you've got this.% % 821% 00%:37%:56%,651 --%> 00%:37%:58%,235% Just perform a monologue% like they're asking.% % 822% 00%:37%:58%,319 --%> 00%:37%:59%,528% Oh%, like I have one memorized.% % 823% 00%:37%:59%,612 --%> 00%:38%:01%,447% - Improvise one.% - I can't just make one.% % 824% 00%:38%:01%,531 --%> 00%:38%:05%,242% - I-I-I-I--% - Ah%, we're waiting!% % 825% 00%:38%:05%,326 --%> 00%:38%:06%,494% I am right by your side.% % 826% 00%:38%:06%,578 --%> 00%:38%:09%,121% Really%, I know.% Just dig deep!% % 827% 00%:38%:09%,205 --%> 00%:38%:11%,582% Monologue! Monologue!% % 828% 00%:38%:11%,666 --%> 00%:38%:14%,043% Would you guys stop that%?% Could you please just stop%?% % 829% 00%:38%:14%,127 --%> 00%:38%:15%,670% - Stop doing that.% - Monologue%, monologue!% % 830% 00%:38%:15%,754 --%> 00%:38%:18%,173% I said stop right now!% % 831% 00%:38%:20%,508 --%> 00%:38%:23%,886% Oh%, this has been the most% insane night of my life!% % 832% 00%:38%:23%,970 --%> 00%:38%:26%,597% I need to use your phone% because I'm supposed to be% % 833% 00%:38%:26%,681 --%> 00%:38%:28%,891% on air at 5%:00 AM for Channel 71 News.% % 834% 00%:38%:28%,975 --%> 00%:38%:32%,186% And if you only knew how hard% I've worked for this.% % 835% 00%:38%:32%,270 --%> 00%:38%:35%,314% I have worked days%, weeks%, months!% % 836% 00%:38%:35%,398 --%> 00%:38%:36%,691% I've given it everything I've got% % 837% 00%:38%:36%,775 --%> 00%:38%:39%,777% and if I don't make it%, then...% % 838% 00%:38%:39%,861 --%> 00%:38%:42%,030% my life is over.% % 839% 00%:38%:42%,614 --%> 00%:38%:45%,116% And if it's because of you%,% % 840% 00%:38%:45%,200 --%> 00%:38%:49%,704% I will come back here% and I will not be pleasant!% % 841% 00%:38%:54%,876 --%> 00%:38%:57%,796% Please.% % 842% 00%:39%:05%,345 --%> 00%:39%:06%,596% Brilliant!% % 843% 00%:39%:06%,680 --%> 00%:39%:09%,473% Absolutely beautiful!% % 844% 00%:39%:09%,557 --%> 00%:39%:12%,768% Just magnificent!% % 845% 00%:39%:12%,852 --%> 00%:39%:14%,604% Perhaps the most powerful performance% % 846% 00%:39%:14%,688 --%> 00%:39%:16%,981% I've seen in this great hall.% % 847% 00%:39%:17%,065 --%> 00%:39%:20%,526% Thank you. So you can--you can% use that as my audition%, right%?% % 848% 00%:39%:20%,610 --%> 00%:39%:23%,779% But the truth is%, I really--% I really am a reporter.% % 849% 00%:39%:23%,863 --%> 00%:39%:26%,157% And I'm about to be on the news very soon.% % 850% 00%:39%:26%,241 --%> 00%:39%:29%,827% - What about Misty McAllen%?% - She has laryngitis.% % 851% 00%:39%:29%,911 --%> 00%:39%:32%,580% Good.% I don't like her smug face.% % 852% 00%:39%:32%,664 --%> 00%:39%:35%,458% You have a nice face.% % 853% 00%:39%:35%,542 --%> 00%:39%:36%,918% Is that his real accent%?% % 854% 00%:39%:37%,002 --%> 00%:39%:39%,879% - He likes to stay in character.% - Right. Of course.% % 855% 00%:39%:39%,963 --%> 00%:39%:42%,340% Thanks%, Tim.% % 856% 00%:39%:44%,134 --%> 00%:39%:46%,261% Welcome to the troupe!% % 857% 00%:39%:46%,845 --%> 00%:39%:49%,931% Somebody get this girl a Tony!% % 858% 00%:39%:50%,265 --%> 00%:39%:52%,183% So I can use the phone%?% % 859% 00%:39%:52%,892 --%> 00%:39%:54%,602% Ah%, yes.% % 860% 00%:39%:55%,395 --%> 00%:39%:57%,146% Oh%, hi. Thank you.% Thank you.% % 861% 00%:39%:57%,230 --%> 00%:40%:00%,275% Oh%, this is such an honor.% Really. Oop%, sorry!% % 862% 00%:40%:03%,528 --%> 00%:40%:05%,821% Make yourself at home%, newest member.% % 863% 00%:40%:05%,905 --%> 00%:40%:07%,907% Thank you.% % 864% 00%:40%:08%,575 --%> 00%:40%:12%,120% Okay%, Talia.% Help a sister out.% % 865% 00%:40%:14%,247 --%> 00%:40%:15%,957% Love the coat!% % 866% 00%:40%:17%,667 --%> 00%:40%:20%,002% Excuse me%, sir.% % 867% 00%:40%:20%,086 --%> 00%:40%:23%,673% This is going to sound rather bizarre%,% % 868% 00%:40%:23%,757 --%> 00%:40%:27%,426% but I've been listening to you all night.% % 869% 00%:40%:27%,510 --%> 00%:40%:30%,054% And I have this sudden urge% % 870% 00%:40%:30%,138 --%> 00%:40%:34%,558% to tell you what I want for Christmas.% % 871% 00%:40%:34%,642 --%> 00%:40%:37%,103% That is not bizarre at all.% % 872% 00%:40%:38%,980 --%> 00%:40%:40%,439% So...% % 873% 00%:40%:40%,523 --%> 00%:40%:42%,150% What do you want for Christmas%?% % 874% 00%:40%:47%,197 --%> 00%:40%:48%,907% %It's Talia!% Leave a message.%<%/i%>% % 875% 00%:41%:00%,001 --%> 00%:41%:04%,673% You beautiful%, old%, working computer.% % 876% 00%:41%:07%,217 --%> 00%:41%:09%,010% How did you know that%?% % 877% 00%:41%:09%,094 --%> 00%:41%:11%,596% All those years ago%, surethat your parents% % 878% 00%:41%:11%,680 --%> 00%:41%:13%,889% couldn't afford it%, and sure you doubted% % 879% 00%:41%:13%,973 --%> 00%:41%:15%,766% that they would even be okay with it%,% % 880% 00%:41%:15%,850 --%> 00%:41%:20%,438% but despite all that%, you opened the gift.% % 881% 00%:41%:20%,522 --%> 00%:41%:22%,607% And there you found% % 882% 00%:41%:22%,691 --%> 00%:41%:24%,567% a clipboard%,% % 883% 00%:41%:24%,651 --%> 00%:41%:26%,694% a pair of dance shoes%,% % 884% 00%:41%:26%,778 --%> 00%:41%:31%,532% and a copy of %Romeo and Juliet%<%/i%> .% % 885% 00%:41%:31%,616 --%> 00%:41%:33%,951% Yes. That's right.% % 886% 00%:41%:34%,035 --%> 00%:41%:37%,204% The triple threat.% Directing%, dancing%, acting.% % 887% 00%:41%:37%,288 --%> 00%:41%:41%,459% That was your pivotal gift.% This is who you're meant to be.% % 888% 00%:41%:41%,543 --%> 00%:41%:43%,544% Whoa.% % 889% 00%:41%:50%,760 --%> 00%:41%:53%,512% Excuse me%, everybody.% I have to take a short break.% % 890% 00%:41%:57%,976 --%> 00%:41%:59%,644% Hi.% % 891% 00%:41%:59%,728 --%> 00%:42%:02%,397% How long have you been standing there%?% % 892% 00%:42%:03%,523 --%> 00%:42%:05%,817% Long enough.% % 893% 00%:42%:12%,198 --%> 00%:42%:14%,575% How'd you do that%?% % 894% 00%:42%:14%,659 --%> 00%:42%:16%,827% Do what%?% % 895% 00%:42%:16%,911 --%> 00%:42%:19%,872% Look at them. You've brought% back childhood wonder% % 896% 00%:42%:19%,956 --%> 00%:42%:23%,251% to pretty much every member of the troupe.% % 897% 00%:42%:24%,627 --%> 00%:42%:26%,379% Are...% % 898% 00%:42%:29%,799 --%> 00%:42%:32%,802% Are you really who you say you are%?% % 899% 00%:42%:32%,886 --%> 00%:42%:34%,804% I haven't lied once.% % 900% 00%:42%:34%,888 --%> 00%:42%:38%,641% How%? How is this happening%?% % 901% 00%:42%:38%,725 --%> 00%:42%:41%,435% There is so much mystery in the world.% % 902% 00%:42%:41%,519 --%> 00%:42%:43%,479% There is so much we don't% understand about life%,% % 903% 00%:42%:43%,563 --%> 00%:42%:45%,481% existence and...% % 904% 00%:42%:45%,565 --%> 00%:42%:48%,443% And love.% % 905% 00%:42%:50%,195 --%> 00%:42%:52%,947% This is too much.% % 906% 00%:42%:53%,031 --%> 00%:42%:54%,991% Yeah%, you're telling me.% % 907% 00%:42%:55%,075 --%> 00%:42%:59%,453% Hey%, what'd you find out%?% % 908% 00%:42%:59%,537 --%> 00%:43%:02%,748% Actually%, some information that might% % 909% 00%:43%:02%,832 --%> 00%:43%:05%,251% help us both get back on track.% % 910% 00%:43%:05%,335 --%> 00%:43%:07%,253% Good.% % 911% 00%:43%:11%,299 --%> 00%:43%:12%,967% Okay%, so I was able to connect to the% % 912% 00%:43%:13%,051 --%> 00%:43%:17%,013% Channel 71 News Police Tracker% and you were right%, Santa.% % 913% 00%:43%:17%,097 --%> 00%:43%:19%,807% Oh%, you don't have to call me Santa.% % 914% 00%:43%:19%,891 --%> 00%:43%:21%,267% That's who you are.% % 915% 00%:43%:21%,351 --%> 00%:43%:23%,603% Well%, I'm glad you get that now%,% but call me Chris.% % 916% 00%:43%:23%,687 --%> 00%:43%:25%,271% Santa's my dad.% % 917% 00%:43%:25%,355 --%> 00%:43%:26%,981% Uh%, right. Yeah.% % 918% 00%:43%:27%,065 --%> 00%:43%:28%,941% Anyway%, so here's the deal.% % 919% 00%:43%:29%,025 --%> 00%:43%:31%,193% Seventeen minutes after Ricky% called in my plates%,% % 920% 00%:43%:31%,277 --%> 00%:43%:33%,821% there was a call from another% residence four blocks east.% % 921% 00%:43%:33%,905 --%> 00%:43%:35%,948% A man in a Santa suit% and a female accomplice% % 922% 00%:43%:36%,032 --%> 00%:43%:38%,534% stole a flash drive% from a safe on Vista Road.% % 923% 00%:43%:38%,618 --%> 00%:43%:41%,245% Vista Road%, the real Santa Crooks.% % 924% 00%:43%:41%,329 --%> 00%:43%:42%,580% That's right.% % 925% 00%:43%:42%,664 --%> 00%:43%:44%,373% - So the former mayor--% - Hewitt Vance.% % 926% 00%:43%:44%,457 --%> 00%:43%:46%,792% Hewitt Vance. That's what he's% sending this guy looking for%?% % 927% 00%:43%:46%,876 --%> 00%:43%:48%,961% - A flash drive%?% - Exactly.% % 928% 00%:43%:49%,045 --%> 00%:43%:51%,005% And if the police think% that my car belongs to% % 929% 00%:43%:51%,089 --%> 00%:43%:52%,965% the real Santa Crook%,% finding the flash drive% % 930% 00%:43%:53%,049 --%> 00%:43%:54%,550% and returning it%,% I can clear my name% % 931% 00%:43%:54%,634 --%> 00%:43%:55%,968% and get to the bottom of this.% % 932% 00%:43%:56%,052 --%> 00%:43%:57%,470% All while getting you% on the air by 5%:00 AM% % 933% 00%:43%:57%,554 --%> 00%:43%:59%,639% and having me deliver half% the world their gifts by 6%:00.% % 934% 00%:43%:59%,723 --%> 00%:44%:01%,140% Easy-peasy.% % 935% 00%:44%:01%,224 --%> 00%:44%:07%,022% Okay%, so that gives us...% Four and a half hours.% % 936% 00%:44%:08%,898 --%> 00%:44%:11%,067% Uh%, guys.% % 937% 00%:44%:11%,151 --%> 00%:44%:13%,028% I think you should come and look at this.% % 938% 00%:44%:15%,488 --%> 00%:44%:17%,531% %Despite an exhaustive% manhunt involving several%<%/i%>% % 939% 00%:44%:17%,615 --%> 00%:44%:19%,742% %law enforcement officers%,%<%/i%>% % 940% 00%:44%:19%,826 --%> 00%:44%:22%,286% %these fugitives are still at large.%<%/i%>% % 941% 00%:44%:22%,370 --%> 00%:44%:24%,622% %This artist's rendering of the Santa Crook%<%/i%>% % 942% 00%:44%:24%,706 --%> 00%:44%:27%,333% %and his accomplice have been% provided by a local%<%/i%>% % 943% 00%:44%:27%,417 --%> 00%:44%:29%,585% %security company along with% license plates 9-9-9--%<%/i%>% % 944% 00%:44%:29%,669 --%> 00%:44%:31%,879% I can't believe I'm a% breaking news story at 1%:00 AM.% % 945% 00%:44%:31%,963 --%> 00%:44%:34%,882% Is my nose really that pronounced%?% % 946% 00%:44%:34%,966 --%> 00%:44%:37%,260% No. You have a cute nose.% % 947% 00%:44%:37%,344 --%> 00%:44%:39%,429% Ahem.% % 948% 00%:44%:40%,430 --%> 00%:44%:43%,808% Um%, would you believe that% this is just a classic case% % 949% 00%:44%:43%,892 --%> 00%:44%:46%,102% of mistaken identity%?% % 950% 00%:44%:48%,146 --%> 00%:44%:50%,273% We don't judge here.% % 951% 00%:44%:50%,357 --%> 00%:44%:52%,149% And if anyone knows about% mistaken identity%,% % 952% 00%:44%:52%,233 --%> 00%:44%:53%,526% it's me.% % 953% 00%:44%:53%,610 --%> 00%:44%:55%,820% As an actor%, I can't even% tell you how many times% % 954% 00%:44%:55%,904 --%> 00%:44%:58%,197% I've been mistaken for Leo.% % 955% 00%:44%:58%,281 --%> 00%:44%:59%,615% DiCaprio%?% % 956% 00%:44%:59%,699 --%> 00%:45%:04%,328% No. DiGennaro from Tony's Pizza.% He's the delivery guy.% % 957% 00%:45%:04%,412 --%> 00%:45%:07%,540% Folks%, this is a wrap party%,% so let's have some fun!% % 958% 00%:45%:34%,859 --%> 00%:45%:37%,987% Yeah.% Yeah%, I may have found them.% % 959% 00%:45%:38%,071 --%> 00%:45%:40%,573% I'll get back to you.% % 960% 00%:45%:44%,494 --%> 00%:45%:45%,911% I've called every cab company in the area% % 961% 00%:45%:45%,995 --%> 00%:45%:47%,288% and not a single one is picking up.% % 962% 00%:45%:47%,372 --%> 00%:45%:49%,457% We need some way to% track down the real thieves% % 963% 00%:45%:49%,541 --%> 00%:45%:52%,209% and find that flash drive.% % 964% 00%:45%:52%,293 --%> 00%:45%:55%,338% A couple of Kringle Coolers on the house.% % 965% 00%:45%:55%,422 --%> 00%:45%:57%,590% I found some stale chocolate chip cookies.% % 966% 00%:45%:57%,674 --%> 00%:46%:00%,885% Oh%, wow!% Thank you%, Tiny!% % 967% 00%:46%:00%,969 --%> 00%:46%:02%,762% Hey%, hey%, hey%, hey.% % 968% 00%:46%:02%,846 --%> 00%:46%:04%,805% What about your team%?% % 969% 00%:46%:04%,889 --%> 00%:46%:06%,849% I mean%, you guys have a pretty% famous method of transportation% % 970% 00%:46%:06%,933 --%> 00%:46%:08%,559% that may come in handy.% % 971% 00%:46%:08%,643 --%> 00%:46%:09%,769% You're talking about the sleigh.% % 972% 00%:46%:09%,853 --%> 00%:46%:10%,728% - Yeah.% - I tried calling them.% % 973% 00%:46%:10%,812 --%> 00%:46%:12%,104% They didn't pick up.% % 974% 00%:46%:12%,188 --%> 00%:46%:13%,481% They probably didn't recognize the number.% % 975% 00%:46%:13%,565 --%> 00%:46%:14%,941% Maybe they'll call back%?% % 976% 00%:46%:16%,401 --%> 00%:46%:18%,527% - Speak of the devil.% - Oh%, I would never.% % 977% 00%:46%:21%,072 --%> 00%:46%:22%,114% I just got an idea.% % 978% 00%:46%:22%,198 --%> 00%:46%:25%,702% Dayton%, Ohio Community Players.% % 979% 00%:46%:30%,915 --%> 00%:46%:33%,084% It's for you.% % 980% 00%:46%:38%,256 --%> 00%:46%:44%,136% Hello%? Oh%, Dillon.% Yes%, I can explain.% % 981% 00%:46%:44%,220 --%> 00%:46%:47%,014% No%, no. No%, no%, no%, no.% I do not wanna talk to--% % 982% 00%:46%:47%,098 --%> 00%:46%:49%,517% - %Christopher%?%<%/i%>% - Hey%, Dad.% % 983% 00%:46%:49%,601 --%> 00%:46%:51%,143% %Dillon tells me that% things have been rocky.%<%/i%>% % 984% 00%:46%:51%,227 --%> 00%:46%:52%,812% Yeah%, no.% We got off to a bumpy start.% % 985% 00%:46%:52%,896 --%> 00%:46%:55%,189% I'm definitely gonna finish.% Yes. Yeah.% % 986% 00%:46%:55%,273 --%> 00%:46%:57%,108% %I'm not so sure based on what I'm hearing.%<%/i%>% % 987% 00%:46%:57%,192 --%> 00%:47%:00%,194% No%, I-I am. I'm owning it.% I-I--% % 988% 00%:47%:00%,278 --%> 00%:47%:02%,238% %Perhaps it's best% I take over your post.%<%/i%>% % 989% 00%:47%:02%,322 --%> 00%:47%:04%,407% No%, no%, no%, you do not need% to come clean it up.% % 990% 00%:47%:04%,491 --%> 00%:47%:06%,742% %This is your last chance% before I come down there myself.%<%/i%>% % 991% 00%:47%:06%,826 --%> 00%:47%:08%,703% - Dad%, please do not come here.% - %Get back to work!%<%/i%>% % 992% 00%:47%:08%,787 --%> 00%:47%:10%,788% Dad. Dad. Dad%?% % 993% 00%:47%:24%,636 --%> 00%:47%:26%,805% Hey. Are you okay%?% % 994% 00%:47%:27%,722 --%> 00%:47%:30%,225% Yeah. Well...% % 995% 00%:47%:30%,642 --%> 00%:47%:32%,101% I don't know.% % 996% 00%:47%:32%,185 --%> 00%:47%:34%,771% I mean%, I-I think so.% % 997% 00%:47%:35%,355 --%> 00%:47%:38%,149% You wanna talk about it%?% % 998% 00%:47%:38%,233 --%> 00%:47%:41%,236% No. I'm okay%, really.% % 999% 00%:47%:41%,778 --%> 00%:47%:43%,321% So what's all this%?% % 1000% 00%:47%:43%,405 --%> 00%:47%:45%,906% Oh%, I mapped the 911 calls% from the past few nights.% % 1001% 00%:47%:45%,990 --%> 00%:47%:47%,366% And it turns out that% Santa Crook% % 1002% 00%:47%:47%,450 --%> 00%:47%:50%,161% stayed in the same general area.% They're tract houses%,% % 1003% 00%:47%:50%,245 --%> 00%:47%:51%,537% so I pulled up the development sites.% % 1004% 00%:47%:51%,621 --%> 00%:47%:54%,206% And every house hit was the same model.% % 1005% 00%:47%:54%,290 --%> 00%:47%:57%,209% Maybe he's not done for the night.% % 1006% 00%:47%:57%,293 --%> 00%:47%:59%,795% Wow. I'm impressed.% % 1007% 00%:47%:59%,879 --%> 00%:48%:01%,881% You got all that information from the% % 1008% 00%:48%:01%,965 --%> 00%:48%:04%,216% Channel 71 Police Tracker%?% % 1009% 00%:48%:04%,300 --%> 00%:48%:06%,218% Well%, I admit.% I filled in a few blanks myself.% % 1010% 00%:48%:06%,302 --%> 00%:48%:09%,889% - Huh.% - Okay. Let's go.% % 1011% 00%:48%:09%,973 --%> 00%:48%:11%,265% Yeah.% % 1012% 00%:48%:11%,349 --%> 00%:48%:12%,725% So we need to find the Santa Crooks and% % 1013% 00%:48%:12%,809 --%> 00%:48%:17%,146% that flash drive before% Vance and the cops find you.% % 1014% 00%:48%:17%,230 --%> 00%:48%:18%,856% Look%, I appreciate all% of your help with this%,% % 1015% 00%:48%:18%,940 --%> 00%:48%:19%,899% but you have your own massive duties.% % 1016% 00%:48%:19%,983 --%> 00%:48%:21%,567% You should get back to them.% % 1017% 00%:48%:21%,651 --%> 00%:48%:23%,611% No. I'm not going to leave% you until I know for a fact% % 1018% 00%:48%:23%,695 --%> 00%:48%:25%,988% that you are safe.% % 1019% 00%:48%:26%,072 --%> 00%:48%:29%,325% Also%, um%, well%,% I can't explain it%,% % 1020% 00%:48%:29%,409 --%> 00%:48%:30%,952% but before I met you%,% % 1021% 00%:48%:31%,036 --%> 00%:48%:35%,414% I was already having a pretty rocky night.% % 1022% 00%:48%:35%,498 --%> 00%:48%:40%,586% Rebecca MacGregor was not% the first gift I misplaced.% % 1023% 00%:48%:40%,670 --%> 00%:48%:44%,715% But ever since I started working with you%,% % 1024% 00%:48%:44%,799 --%> 00%:48%:47%,260% I'm in the zone.% % 1025% 00%:48%:47%,344 --%> 00%:48%:49%,971% I feel more like% Santa than ever.% % 1026% 00%:48%:50%,055 --%> 00%:48%:52%,766% You sayin'% I'm your secret weapon%?% % 1027% 00%:48%:53%,099 --%> 00%:48%:56%,561% Well%, I'm not%, not saying that.% % 1028% 00%:48%:58%,063 --%> 00%:48%:59%,897% Maybe...% % 1029% 00%:48%:59%,981 --%> 00%:49%:01%,941% this is meant to be.% % 1030% 00%:49%:02%,025 --%> 00%:49%:06%,321% Maybe I'm supposed to help you.% % 1031% 00%:49%:07%,697 --%> 00%:49%:10%,491% You have been helping me.% And maybe I can help you%, too.% % 1032% 00%:49%:14%,913 --%> 00%:49%:18%,666% Merry Christmas%, theater patron%,% but unfortunately%, we wrapped.% % 1033% 00%:49%:18%,750 --%> 00%:49%:20%,793% It's a private party.% % 1034% 00%:49%:20%,877 --%> 00%:49%:22%,670% I love parties.% % 1035% 00%:49%:22%,754 --%> 00%:49%:24%,255% I was wondering% if you've seen some people.% % 1036% 00%:49%:24%,339 --%> 00%:49%:26%,841% A young lady about 5'5%" was seen with--% % 1037% 00%:49%:26%,925 --%> 00%:49%:28%,843% No!% % 1038% 00%:49%:28%,927 --%> 00%:49%:32%,931% There's no one like that here!% % 1039% 00%:49%:33%,348 --%> 00%:49%:36%,309% Okay. Well%, you won't mind% if I take a look around.% % 1040% 00%:49%:39%,062 --%> 00%:49%:42%,482% I mind.% We all mind.% % 1041% 00%:49%:43%,400 --%> 00%:49%:47%,111% - Well%, uh%, if you should see--% - We won't.% % 1042% 00%:49%:47%,195 --%> 00%:49%:50%,615% Got it.% Okay.% % 1043% 00%:49%:50%,699 --%> 00%:49%:53%,368% Bah%, humbug!% % 1044% 00%:50%:05%,839 --%> 00%:50%:08%,674% Well%, gotta leave sometime.% % 1045% 00%:50%:15%,181 --%> 00%:50%:17%,559% He's not budging.% % 1046% 00%:50%:18%,101 --%> 00%:50%:19%,769% So%, what%? We're just% supposed to sit here all night%?% % 1047% 00%:50%:19%,853 --%> 00%:50%:21%,354% I mean%, that's perfect.% % 1048% 00%:50%:21%,438 --%> 00%:50%:22%,772% I miss my broadcast.% You don't finish your rounds%,% % 1049% 00%:50%:22%,856 --%> 00%:50%:25%,816% and that's provided we even stay alive.% % 1050% 00%:50%:25%,900 --%> 00%:50%:27%,026% Merry Christmas to us.% % 1051% 00%:50%:27%,110 --%> 00%:50%:28%,486% Hey now%, don't panic.% % 1052% 00%:50%:28%,570 --%> 00%:50%:30%,321% We have a saying in the theater%,% % 1053% 00%:50%:30%,405 --%> 00%:50%:32%,907% the show must go on.% % 1054% 00%:50%:32%,991 --%> 00%:50%:35%,159% Yeah%, yeah%, that's right.% % 1055% 00%:50%:35%,243 --%> 00%:50%:36%,869% We have a saying up north.% % 1056% 00%:50%:36%,953 --%> 00%:50%:38%,329% Sleigh bells and whistles%,% % 1057% 00%:50%:38%,413 --%> 00%:50%:40%,998% candy cane and thistles.% % 1058% 00%:50%:41%,082 --%> 00%:50%:43%,918% Right%?% % 1059% 00%:50%:44%,627 --%> 00%:50%:47%,546% Lewis%, do you have--% do you have any extra wigs%?% % 1060% 00%:50%:49%,716 --%> 00%:50%:51%,676% Oh%, honey.% % 1061% 00%:50%:53%,261 --%> 00%:50%:55%,221% What are you thinking%?% % 1062% 00%:50%:55%,305 --%> 00%:50%:57%,306% Hold on one second.% What was that%?% % 1063% 00%:50%:57%,390 --%> 00%:50%:59%,976% - Sleigh bells and...% - Whistles%,% % 1064% 00%:51%:00%,060 --%> 00%:51%:02%,479% candy cane and thistles.% % 1065% 00%:51%:04%,314 --%> 00%:51%:05%,648% - What does that mean%?% - Really%, it's not clear%?% % 1066% 00%:51%:10%,904 --%> 00%:51%:12%,738% Let's go%, drama nerds.% % 1067% 00%:51%:12%,822 --%> 00%:51%:15%,366% They don't call us a traveling% theater troupe for nothing.% % 1068% 00%:51%:15%,450 --%> 00%:51%:18%,161% Load the van!% % 1069% 00%:51%:18%,453 --%> 00%:51%:20%,997% Very Merry Christmas to you%, my dear.% % 1070% 00%:51%:21%,081 --%> 00%:51%:24%,167% And to you good%, sir.% Ho%, ho%, ho.% % 1071% 00%:51%:24%,876 --%> 00%:51%:27%,587% - Quick%, quick%, quick. Hop in.% - Thank you.% % 1072% 00%:51%:53%,363 --%> 00%:51%:55%,781% - Oh%, thank you.% - Bye%, guys.% % 1073% 00%:51%:55%,865 --%> 00%:51%:56%,824% Thanks.% % 1074% 00%:51%:56%,908 --%> 00%:51%:58%,410% Thank you.% % 1075% 00%:51%:59%,119 --%> 00%:52%:00%,244% Hey%, we cannot thank you enough.% % 1076% 00%:52%:00%,328 --%> 00%:52%:01%,996% Thank you.% % 1077% 00%:52%:02%,080 --%> 00%:52%:05%,207% Oh%, please. It's Christmas.% This is the least I can do.% % 1078% 00%:52%:05%,291 --%> 00%:52%:07%,126% Now you go and show them what you got.% % 1079% 00%:52%:07%,210 --%> 00%:52%:08%,878% Thank you.% % 1080% 00%:52%:11%,548 --%> 00%:52%:14%,467% How great were they%?% % 1081% 00%:52%:14%,551 --%> 00%:52%:17%,011% - So I guess this is it.% - Yeah%, I guess so.% % 1082% 00%:52%:17%,095 --%> 00%:52%:18%,346% Hey!% % 1083% 00%:52%:20%,890 --%> 00%:52%:23%,018% Wait...% % 1084% 00%:52%:37%,115 --%> 00%:52%:39%,241% You used to work for Vance% when he was mayor.% % 1085% 00%:52%:39%,325 --%> 00%:52%:41%,077% Yeah. You have the wrong people.% % 1086% 00%:52%:41%,161 --%> 00%:52%:44%,205% Look%, you know%, I just want to% make it easy for you.% % 1087% 00%:52%:44%,289 --%> 00%:52%:45%,414% Just tell us where the drive is.% % 1088% 00%:52%:45%,498 --%> 00%:52%:47%,124% We don't have it.% % 1089% 00%:52%:47%,208 --%> 00%:52%:49%,877% The people that you are looking% for are still out there.% % 1090% 00%:52%:49%,961 --%> 00%:52%:51%,671% Okay.% % 1091% 00%:52%:51%,755 --%> 00%:52%:55%,466% You watch them. I'm just going% to go to her house.% % 1092% 00%:52%:55%,550 --%> 00%:52%:58%,803% And if she stashed it there%,% I'll find it.% % 1093% 00%:53%:00%,638 --%> 00%:53%:02%,556% You're not going to find it!% We don't have it!% % 1094% 00%:53%:02%,640 --%> 00%:53%:04%,558% I guess we'll see.% % 1095% 00%:53%:04%,642 --%> 00%:53%:06%,603% I'm watching both of you.% % 1096% 00%:53%:09%,314 --%> 00%:53%:10%,731% Kidnapping is a felony.% % 1097% 00%:53%:10%,815 --%> 00%:53%:12%,316% Whatever's on that drive must be crazy.% % 1098% 00%:53%:12%,400 --%> 00%:53%:14%,568% Yeah%, we need to find out what it is.% % 1099% 00%:53%:14%,652 --%> 00%:53%:16%,654% We%? Have you forgot about% sunrise approaching%?% % 1100% 00%:53%:16%,738 --%> 00%:53%:19%,156% I have plenty of time.% % 1101% 00%:53%:19%,240 --%> 00%:53%:21%,200% They mess with my secret weapon%?% % 1102% 00%:53%:21%,284 --%> 00%:53%:23%,327% They're going down.% % 1103% 00%:53%:35%,090 --%> 00%:53%:36%,757% Hey%, buddy.% % 1104% 00%:53%:36%,841 --%> 00%:53%:39%,093% Yeah. Good.% % 1105% 00%:53%:39%,177 --%> 00%:53%:41%,095% %Could you not have them% chew right into the phone%?%<%/i%>% % 1106% 00%:53%:41%,179 --%> 00%:53%:42%,972% - %Stay on task.%<%/i%>% - Right.% % 1107% 00%:53%:43%,056 --%> 00%:53%:45%,391% %I don't have to% remind you what will happen%<%/i%>% % 1108% 00%:53%:45%,475 --%> 00%:53%:47%,560% %- if this night is not rectified.%<%/i%>% - Right.% % 1109% 00%:53%:47%,644 --%> 00%:53%:49%,520% %Go back to her house%,%<%/i%>% % 1110% 00%:53%:49%,604 --%> 00%:53%:51%,105% %maybe he's returned.%<%/i%>% % 1111% 00%:53%:51%,189 --%> 00%:53%:54%,609% That--that is a great idea%, sir.% I mean%, a super idea.% % 1112% 00%:53%:54%,693 --%> 00%:53%:57%,111% Ow-ow!% I just fed you.% % 1113% 00%:53%:57%,195 --%> 00%:53%:58%,779% %Do not make me have to come down there%<%/i%>% % 1114% 00%:53%:58%,863 --%> 00%:54%:01%,907% %and take care of this.% I am already in my slippers.%<%/i%>% % 1115% 00%:54%:01%,991 --%> 00%:54%:04%,994% Right. Of course%, sir.% I got it.% % 1116% 00%:54%:09%,040 --%> 00%:54%:10%,458% Let's go.% % 1117% 00%:54%:10%,542 --%> 00%:54%:11%,959% - You need a hand with that%?% - No%, I'm good.% % 1118% 00%:54%:12%,043 --%> 00%:54%:13%,586% What is this%?% % 1119% 00%:54%:13%,670 --%> 00%:54%:15%,630% No%, no%, no%, no%, no!% % 1120% 00%:54%:15%,714 --%> 00%:54%:17%,173% - Hey%, hey!% - In you go.% % 1121% 00%:54%:17%,257 --%> 00%:54%:18%,925% Where you--% % 1122% 00%:54%:19%,009 --%> 00%:54%:20%,426% No%, no%, no.% % 1123% 00%:54%:24%,597 --%> 00%:54%:26%,849% Get in there...% % 1124% 00%:54%:40%,822 --%> 00%:54%:42%,699% Sh%, sh%, sh%, sh%, sh%, sh.% % 1125% 00%:54%:47%,912 --%> 00%:54%:50%,957% Wow. I thought you were good% at tying people up.% % 1126% 00%:54%:51%,041 --%> 00%:54%:52%,667% It's no use.% % 1127% 00%:54%:52%,751 --%> 00%:54%:55%,836% And we were so close!% I could just hear everybody now%,% % 1128% 00%:54%:55%,920 --%> 00%:54%:59%,423% the daughter of Sophie Ashburn% chokes again.% % 1129% 00%:54%:59%,507 --%> 00%:55%:01%,133% Sophie Ashburn%?% % 1130% 00%:55%:01%,217 --%> 00%:55%:05%,763% Wait. %The%<%/i%> Sophie Ashburn% is your moth-- Wow!% % 1131% 00%:55%:05%,847 --%> 00%:55%:08%,140% I mean%, she is a national treasure. Wow!% % 1132% 00%:55%:08%,224 --%> 00%:55%:09%,892% Yeah%, I know.% % 1133% 00%:55%:09%,976 --%> 00%:55%:13%,605% Oh. Right.% % 1134% 00%:55%:14%,439 --%> 00%:55%:15%,940% I mean%, I can relate.% % 1135% 00%:55%:16%,024 --%> 00%:55%:18%,150% Of course you can relate.% Your dad is Santa.% % 1136% 00%:55%:18%,234 --%> 00%:55%:19%,527% Yeah.% % 1137% 00%:55%:19%,611 --%> 00%:55%:21%,487% It's not enough to just wear the boots.% % 1138% 00%:55%:21%,571 --%> 00%:55%:23%,864% You have to own the boots.% % 1139% 00%:55%:23%,948 --%> 00%:55%:25%,908% And every fear he had about% handing over the reins to me% % 1140% 00%:55%:25%,992 --%> 00%:55%:29%,161% has come to fruition tonight.% % 1141% 00%:55%:29%,245 --%> 00%:55%:34%,083% Not only will half the world's% kids not get their gifts%,% % 1142% 00%:55%:34%,167 --%> 00%:55%:38%,630% the Santa title will be stripped% from my family's lineage. Oh...% % 1143% 00%:55%:41%,800 --%> 00%:55%:44%,218% All on my very first attempt.% % 1144% 00%:55%:44%,302 --%> 00%:55%:46%,220% Chris%, I'm so sorry.% % 1145% 00%:55%:46%,304 --%> 00%:55%:48%,222% I shouldn't have dragged you% around with me all night% % 1146% 00%:55%:48%,306 --%> 00%:55%:53%,311% because I thought I needed to% break some big story.% % 1147% 00%:55%:54%,145 --%> 00%:55%:55%,896% You don't need to break some big story.% % 1148% 00%:55%:55%,980 --%> 00%:55%:58%,733% You're already a journalist.% % 1149% 00%:55%:58%,817 --%> 00%:56%:02%,779% You are smart and you are eloquent.% % 1150% 00%:56%:04%,739 --%> 00%:56%:07%,659% And you're beautiful.% % 1151% 00%:56%:09%,202 --%> 00%:56%:11%,120% Thank you for saying that.% % 1152% 00%:56%:11%,204 --%> 00%:56%:14%,916% But I don't feel like those% things. I feel like...% % 1153% 00%:56%:15%,000 --%> 00%:56%:18%,669% like a scared little kid% in the shadow of my mom.% % 1154% 00%:56%:18%,753 --%> 00%:56%:21%,297% Scared little kid%?% No.% % 1155% 00%:56%:21%,381 --%> 00%:56%:25%,259% I mean%, would a scared little% kid have tried to bring in% % 1156% 00%:56%:25%,343 --%> 00%:56%:27%,929% a known thief to the police%?% % 1157% 00%:56%:28%,013 --%> 00%:56%:29%,555% Would a scared little kid have stood up to% % 1158% 00%:56%:29%,639 --%> 00%:56%:33%,935% a highly skilled private security guard%?% % 1159% 00%:56%:34%,019 --%> 00%:56%:35%,603% Would a scared little kid have% the courage to% % 1160% 00%:56%:35%,687 --%> 00%:56%:37%,605% stand on the stage in front of% a roomful of people% % 1161% 00%:56%:37%,689 --%> 00%:56%:39%,774% and deliver a perfect monologue%?% % 1162% 00%:56%:39%,858 --%> 00%:56%:45%,404% You%, Avery Quinn%,% are not a scared little kid.% % 1163% 00%:56%:45%,488 --%> 00%:56%:47%,323% Thank you.% % 1164% 00%:56%:48%,908 --%> 00%:56%:51%,661% We may not be our parents%,% % 1165% 00%:56%:51%,745 --%> 00%:56%:55%,414% but we can be great in our own way.% % 1166% 00%:57%:15%,435 --%> 00%:57%:18%,980% Okay.% Open%, sesame!% % 1167% 00%:57%:22%,734 --%> 00%:57%:25%,362% That's not very polite!% % 1168% 00%:57%:29%,074 --%> 00%:57%:30%,157% We got him!% % 1169% 00%:57%:30%,241 --%> 00%:57%:31%,492% I can feel the calluses on your hands!% % 1170% 00%:57%:31%,576 --%> 00%:57%:32%,994% We caught the Santa Crook!% % 1171% 00%:57%:33%,078 --%> 00%:57%:36%,331% Easy!% Suit's a rental%, pal!% % 1172% 00%:57%:38%,416 --%> 00%:57%:41%,002% All right!% % 1173% 00%:57%:45%,632 --%> 00%:57%:48%,467% Well...no%, no%, no%, no.% Nope.% % 1174% 00%:57%:48%,551 --%> 00%:57%:50%,678% Uh%, what is this%?% % 1175% 00%:57%:50%,762 --%> 00%:57%:52%,638% No%, no%, no%, no%, no%, no.% No!% % 1176% 00%:57%:52%,722 --%> 00%:57%:56%,058% What's going on%?% Who are--% % 1177% 00%:57%:56%,142 --%> 00%:57%:57%,352% Put me through.% % 1178% 00%:57%:58%,770 --%> 00%:58%:00%,187% Don't move.% % 1179% 00%:58%:00%,271 --%> 00%:58%:01%,355% I don't know what they're into%,% I'm not--% % 1180% 00%:58%:01%,439 --%> 00%:58%:03%,232% - Quiet!% - Okay!% % 1181% 00%:58%:03%,316 --%> 00%:58%:05%,026% Honey%, shh.% % 1182% 00%:58%:05%,110 --%> 00%:58%:08%,154% What about you%? Where'd you get% your suit from%, huh%?% % 1183% 00%:58%:08%,238 --%> 00%:58%:10%,281% My mom made it.% % 1184% 00%:58%:10%,615 --%> 00%:58%:12%,199% Where'd you get yours%?% % 1185% 00%:58%:20%,500 --%> 00%:58%:22%,377% Okay%, drive%, where are you%?% % 1186% 00%:58%:30%,760 --%> 00%:58%:32%,303% Come on!% % 1187% 00%:58%:33%,596 --%> 00%:58%:35%,181% Ugh!% % 1188% 00%:58%:42%,063 --%> 00%:58%:46%,192% Yeah%, boss%?% % 1189% 00%:58%:47%,527 --%> 00%:58%:48%,903% Yeah%, yeah.% % 1190% 00%:58%:48%,987 --%> 00%:58%:51%,697% Yeah%, they're definitely% searching for that drive.% % 1191% 00%:58%:51%,781 --%> 00%:58%:55%,743% I get why the mistaken identity.% Those two look exactly like us.% % 1192% 00%:58%:55%,827 --%> 00%:58%:57%,287% Sure%, when they're facing that direction.% % 1193% 00%:58%:58%,747 --%> 00%:59%:01%,416% Oh%, yes. Help me.% % 1194% 00%:59%:03%,543 --%> 00%:59%:04%,586% - Got it%?% - Yeah%, yeah%, yeah.% % 1195% 00%:59%:05%,337 --%> 00%:59%:08%,589% So...% % 1196% 00%:59%:08%,673 --%> 00%:59%:10%,549% Why'd they drag you two in here%?% % 1197% 00%:59%:10%,633 --%> 00%:59%:13%,219% I don't know. You know...% % 1198% 00%:59%:13%,303 --%> 00%:59%:15%,888% They mentioned something about a drive%?% % 1199% 00%:59%:15%,972 --%> 00%:59%:17%,723% What about you%?% % 1200% 00%:59%:17%,807 --%> 00%:59%:21%,644% We could think of a reason or two.% % 1201% 00%:59%:21%,728 --%> 00%:59%:25%,940% Hey%, are you the% Fake Santa Crook%?% % 1202% 00%:59%:26%,024 --%> 00%:59%:28%,526% I'm a big fan of vigilante justice.% % 1203% 00%:59%:28%,610 --%> 00%:59%:32%,697% And he has been all over the news.% % 1204% 00%:59%:32%,781 --%> 00%:59%:35%,783% They talk about him% an awful lot%, don't they%?% % 1205% 00%:59%:35%,867 --%> 00%:59%:37%,159% - It is you. Wow.% - Yeah.% % 1206% 00%:59%:37%,243 --%> 00%:59%:40%,037% And just him%, like I'm barely here%, huh%?% % 1207% 00%:59%:40%,121 --%> 00%:59%:42%,123% - Here we go.% - Oh please.% % 1208% 00%:59%:42%,207 --%> 00%:59%:43%,958% It's all good to talk except for% when the talk's about me%?% % 1209% 00%:59%:44%,042 --%> 00%:59%:45%,543% - It begins.% - Come on.% % 1210% 00%:59%:45%,627 --%> 00%:59%:47%,253% It's about us.% % 1211% 00%:59%:47%,337 --%> 00%:59%:50%,047% No%, it's never about us%,% it's always about you.% % 1212% 00%:59%:50%,131 --%> 00%:59%:52%,258% - No%, it's not.% - Yes%, it is!% % 1213% 00%:59%:52%,342 --%> 00%:59%:55%,428% And if we were the Santa Crooks--plural--% % 1214% 00%:59%:55%,512 --%> 00%:59%:57%,346% what's it to you%? Huh%?% % 1215% 00%:59%:57%,430 --%> 00%:59%:59%,640% Nothing. We're just%,% you know%, curious people.% % 1216% 00%:59%:59%,724 --%> 01%:00%:00%,808% Yep.% % 1217% 01%:00%:00%,892 --%> 01%:00%:03%,853% Wait a second.% % 1218% 01%:00%:03%,937 --%> 01%:00%:06%,397% - What's changed%?% - Something's changed.% % 1219% 01%:00%:06%,481 --%> 01%:00%:07%,690% The weather.% % 1220% 01%:00%:07%,774 --%> 01%:00%:09%,692% Yeah%, weather is changing constantly.% % 1221% 01%:00%:09%,776 --%> 01%:00%:11%,652% Snow%, sleet...% % 1222% 01%:00%:11%,736 --%> 01%:00%:13%,070% - Hail.% - Yeah%, yeah.% % 1223% 01%:00%:13%,154 --%> 01%:00%:14%,655% Subtle%, but different.% % 1224% 01%:00%:14%,739 --%> 01%:00%:16%,073% Do you have a favorite snow form%?% % 1225% 01%:00%:16%,157 --%> 01%:00%:18%,576% You ask a lot of questions.% % 1226% 01%:00%:18%,660 --%> 01%:00%:20%,953% - Curious people.% - Curiosity. Yeah.% % 1227% 01%:00%:21%,037 --%> 01%:00%:24%,540% Like%, what do you think is on that drive%?% % 1228% 01%:00%:24%,624 --%> 01%:00%:26%,918% We don't know what's on it.% And we don't really care.% % 1229% 01%:00%:27%,002 --%> 01%:00%:29%,962% We weren't supposed to look.% % 1230% 01%:00%:30%,046 --%> 01%:00%:32%,590% Did you know that there would be a drive%?% % 1231% 01%:00%:32%,674 --%> 01%:00%:34%,008% Did somebody put you up to this%?% % 1232% 01%:00%:34%,092 --%> 01%:00%:36%,260% We're not saying anything% without a lawyer.% % 1233% 01%:00%:36%,344 --%> 01%:00%:38%,012% We gotta figure a way out of here.% % 1234% 01%:00%:38%,096 --%> 01%:00%:40%,514% They're still expecting us% at the drop at 3AM!% % 1235% 01%:00%:40%,598 --%> 01%:00%:42%,516% I don't even know the address.% I wrote it on a Post-it%,% % 1236% 01%:00%:42%,600 --%> 01%:00%:45%,019% stuck it on the flash drive%,% and it's in the bag.% % 1237% 01%:00%:45%,103 --%> 01%:00%:46%,896% What do you want me to do%?% Walk right in there and grab it%?% % 1238% 01%:00%:46%,980 --%> 01%:00%:48%,147% And this is why--% % 1239% 01%:00%:48%,231 --%> 01%:00%:49%,523% - That's what we have to do.% - Yeah.% % 1240% 01%:00%:49%,607 --%> 01%:00%:51%,192% I'm a little tied up at the moment%, honey.% % 1241% 01%:00%:51%,276 --%> 01%:00%:52%,610% He's got it.% % 1242% 01%:00%:52%,694 --%> 01%:00%:54%,862% - Yeah%, he has it.% - Yeah%, yeah.% % 1243% 01%:00%:54%,946 --%> 01%:00%:56%,697% We should take a run for it.% % 1244% 01%:00%:56%,781 --%> 01%:00%:58%,616% Max! I found the flash drive!% % 1245% 01%:00%:58%,700 --%> 01%:01%:00%,660% I gotta call the boss.% % 1246% 01%:01%:00%,744 --%> 01%:01%:02%,244% Let's go! Let's just go!% Let's just go!% % 1247% 01%:01%:05%,749 --%> 01%:01%:07%,083% Okay%, go!% Go%, go%, go!% % 1248% 01%:01%:07%,167 --%> 01%:01%:09%,293% Don't you dare!% Don't you dare! Get back here!% % 1249% 01%:01%:09%,377 --%> 01%:01%:11%,338% - Could you help us out--% - You get back here!% % 1250% 01%:01%:12%,505 --%> 01%:01%:13%,714% - Hey!% - Come on!% % 1251% 01%:01%:13%,798 --%> 01%:01%:15%,342% You're the worst% Santa ever!% % 1252% 01%:01%:18%,970 --%> 01%:01%:20%,263% - You get it%?% - Yes!% % 1253% 01%:01%:20%,347 --%> 01%:01%:21%,806% We have to go see% who's waiting for the drop.% % 1254% 01%:01%:21%,890 --%> 01%:01%:23%,140% You are a gutsy lady%,% Avery Quinn.% % 1255% 01%:01%:23%,224 --%> 01%:01%:24%,267% Maybe I can break this%, clear my name% % 1256% 01%:01%:24%,351 --%> 01%:01%:25%,434% and then we can save Christmas!% % 1257% 01%:01%:25%,518 --%> 01%:01%:27%,144% - Okay.% - Okay.% % 1258% 01%:01%:27%,228 --%> 01%:01%:28%,396% Wait. Where are you going%?% % 1259% 01%:01%:28%,480 --%> 01%:01%:29%,689% Okay%, that way%, that way%, that way.% % 1260% 01%:01%:29%,773 --%> 01%:01%:30%,856% I don't know where we are%, at all.% % 1261% 01%:01%:30%,940 --%> 01%:01%:32%,108% I don't know either.% % 1262% 01%:01%:37%,781 --%> 01%:01%:39%,699% Yeah%?% % 1263% 01%:01%:39%,783 --%> 01%:01%:42%,910% You got it.% Oh%, nice work.% % 1264% 01%:01%:42%,994 --%> 01%:01%:45%,204% Okay%, I'll be right there.% % 1265% 01%:01%:45%,288 --%> 01%:01%:48%,583% I'll let the big guy know% that it's been recovered.% % 1266% 01%:01%:52%,754 --%> 01%:01%:54%,547% %Merry Christmas to me.%<%/i%>% % 1267% 01%:02%:09%,854 --%> 01%:02%:10%,814% Go%, go%, go!% % 1268% 01%:02%:11%,731 --%> 01%:02%:12%,773% Go%, go!% % 1269% 01%:02%:42%,679 --%> 01%:02%:46%,557% Seriously%? Seriously%?% % 1270% 01%:02%:46%,641 --%> 01%:02%:49%,769% I leave for five minutes% and the drive's gone.% % 1271% 01%:02%:49%,853 --%> 01%:02%:51%,479% What happened%?% % 1272% 01%:02%:51%,563 --%> 01%:02%:53%,856% I-I-I don't know%, we just turned% our back for a second.% % 1273% 01%:02%:53%,940 --%> 01%:02%:56%,192% They were gone. I don't know.% % 1274% 01%:02%:56%,276 --%> 01%:02%:58%,527% I checked out back.% They're not there. I don't know.% % 1275% 01%:02%:58%,611 --%> 01%:02%:59%,779% They're gone.% % 1276% 01%:02%:59%,863 --%> 01%:03%:01%,906% - Who are these two%?% - Chris! Chris!% % 1277% 01%:03%:02%,824 --%> 01%:03%:06%,535% You know what%? Never mind.% Spread out. Get me that drive.% % 1278% 01%:03%:06%,619 --%> 01%:03%:09%,205% Now! Now!% % 1279% 01%:03%:13%,626 --%> 01%:03%:16%,837% Look%, boss%, I don't know what% you want me to say. I'm sorry.% % 1280% 01%:03%:16%,921 --%> 01%:03%:18%,840% Look%, we'll find them.% We'll find them.% % 1281% 01%:03%:25%,638 --%> 01%:03%:26%,514% Come on!% % 1282% 01%:03%:27%,557 --%> 01%:03%:28%,724% They're so bad at tying people.% % 1283% 01%:03%:28%,808 --%> 01%:03%:30%,643% Ow%, jeez!% % 1284% 01%:03%:37%,734 --%> 01%:03%:41%,404% Oh%, there's no taxis. It's% Christmas Eve%, it makes sense.% % 1285% 01%:03%:41%,488 --%> 01%:03%:43%,572% Neither of us have phones.% Sorry about that%, by the way.% % 1286% 01%:03%:43%,656 --%> 01%:03%:46%,200% Ah%, that's okay. But I do need% to get in touch with my people.% % 1287% 01%:03%:46%,284 --%> 01%:03%:48%,536% Let them know that I haven't% abandoned my duties.% % 1288% 01%:03%:48%,995 --%> 01%:03%:50%,329% Hey. Hey%, Chris.% % 1289% 01%:03%:50%,413 --%> 01%:03%:51%,831% The lights are on.% They'll have a phone.% % 1290% 01%:03%:51%,915 --%> 01%:03%:53%,416% We can call two taxis%,% % 1291% 01%:03%:53%,500 --%> 01%:03%:55%,585% one to get me to the corner% of 14 and Chestnut by 3AM% % 1292% 01%:03%:55%,669 --%> 01%:03%:57%,086% to see who's waiting for the drive% % 1293% 01%:03%:57%,170 --%> 01%:03%:58%,671% and then one to take you% to go meet your team.% % 1294% 01%:03%:58%,755 --%> 01%:04%:00%,047% Wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.% % 1295% 01%:04%:00%,131 --%> 01%:04%:01%,549% No%, no. I'm not going to let you% just wait on% % 1296% 01%:04%:01%,633 --%> 01%:04%:05%,261% some random street corner at 3AM.% % 1297% 01%:04%:05%,345 --%> 01%:04%:07%,180% Uh%, well%, how much time do we have%?% % 1298% 01%:04%:07%,555 --%> 01%:04%:09%,348% It's 2%:43.% % 1299% 01%:04%:09%,432 --%> 01%:04%:11%,976% Okay%, We can totally make this.% % 1300% 01%:04%:12%,060 --%> 01%:04%:13%,936% You can finish your--% your rounds.% % 1301% 01%:04%:14%,020 --%> 01%:04%:16%,314% And I can break whatever this is wide open% % 1302% 01%:04%:16%,398 --%> 01%:04%:17%,898% on local television.% % 1303% 01%:04%:17%,982 --%> 01%:04%:20%,693% - Okay.% - Okay.% % 1304% 01%:04%:20%,777 --%> 01%:04%:23%,362% Oh! Come here%, come on.% % 1305% 01%:04%:31%,496 --%> 01%:04%:33%,372% Okay%, come on.% Let's go. Let's go.% % 1306% 01%:04%:42%,090 --%> 01%:04%:43%,675% Right.% % 1307% 01%:04%:47%,220 --%> 01%:04%:49%,931% A taxi!% Hey%, hey! Hey%, hey%, hey!% % 1308% 01%:04%:50%,223 --%> 01%:04%:52%,475% - Hey. Hey%, hey!% - Hey! No!% % 1309% 01%:05%:00%,275 --%> 01%:05%:03%,152% - Oh%, oh. Go%, go%, go.% - Seriously%?% % 1310% 01%:05%:03%,236 --%> 01%:05%:05%,446% Really don't wanna give up%,% do they. Is it open%?% % 1311% 01%:05%:05%,530 --%> 01%:05%:06%,906% No.% % 1312% 01%:05%:07%,574 --%> 01%:05%:09%,408% Come on%, one of these has to be open.% % 1313% 01%:05%:12%,579 --%> 01%:05%:15%,373% Oh%, hey. This one's open.% Go%, go%, go%, go%, go.% % 1314% 01%:05%:17%,917 --%> 01%:05%:18%,668% - Take your coat down.% - What%?% % 1315% 01%:05%:18%,752 --%> 01%:05%:20%,044% It's too obvious.% % 1316% 01%:05%:20%,128 --%> 01%:05%:22%,255% Okay.% % 1317% 01%:05%:23%,923 --%> 01%:05%:25%,549% - Trust me.% - What%?% % 1318% 01%:05%:38%,355 --%> 01%:05%:40%,607% Oh! Merry Christmas!% % 1319% 01%:05%:47%,947 --%> 01%:05%:50%,700% Hey%, come on!% Let's go.% % 1320% 01%:06%:00%,335 --%> 01%:06%:03%,004% Wow%, I uh...% % 1321% 01%:06%:03%,088 --%> 01%:06%:07%,258% Uh yeah. You know%, they were% looking for us. Not a couple.% % 1322% 01%:06%:07%,342 --%> 01%:06%:09%,093% Yeah%, decoy.% % 1323% 01%:06%:09%,177 --%> 01%:06%:11%,346% But it was...% % 1324% 01%:06%:11%,971 --%> 01%:06%:14%,516% It was...s-smart.% % 1325% 01%:06%:17%,310 --%> 01%:06%:19%,688% - Oh!% - Oh!% % 1326% 01%:06%:23%,024 --%> 01%:06%:26%,361% - Oh...% - Oh%, he has a phone...% % 1327% 01%:06%:37%,956 --%> 01%:06%:40%,958% Come on%, big money% face recognition%, let's go.% % 1328% 01%:06%:41%,042 --%> 01%:06%:42%,335% Yes!% % 1329% 01%:06%:44%,379 --%> 01%:06%:46%,172% We are cooking with gas%, he's got the app.% % 1330% 01%:06%:46%,256 --%> 01%:06%:47%,841% Sign in...% % 1331% 01%:06%:49%,342 --%> 01%:06%:51%,010% Four minutes.% % 1332% 01%:06%:51%,094 --%> 01%:06%:55%,765% Wow. You are very resourceful.% % 1333% 01%:06%:55%,849 --%> 01%:06%:57%,517% Thanks.% % 1334% 01%:06%:59%,227 --%> 01%:07%:02%,022% - Hey%, Avery%, your hat.% - What%?% % 1335% 01%:07%:03%,982 --%> 01%:07%:06%,526% Tony's Pizza!% % 1336% 01%:07%:07%,986 --%> 01%:07%:09%,821% Thanks%, buddy.% % 1337% 01%:07%:11%,197 --%> 01%:07%:12%,741% We were never here.% % 1338% 01%:07%:13%,366 --%> 01%:07%:15%,368% Who is that%?% % 1339% 01%:07%:22%,542 --%> 01%:07%:25%,712% Hey%, fellow Santa Crook.% You wanna thieve us a way home%?% % 1340% 01%:07%:28%,548 --%> 01%:07%:31%,134% Hey! This one's open.% % 1341% 01%:07%:33%,303 --%> 01%:07%:35%,221% Can hotwire it.% % 1342% 01%:07%:35%,305 --%> 01%:07%:37%,682% All right. Okay%, here we go.% % 1343% 01%:07%:39%,893 --%> 01%:07%:42%,520% Um%, can you circle the block and% meet us at the top%?% % 1344% 01%:07%:42%,604 --%> 01%:07%:44%,063% - No problem.% - Thank you.% % 1345% 01%:07%:44%,147 --%> 01%:07%:46%,857% Right on time.% 2%:59.% % 1346% 01%:07%:53%,490 --%> 01%:07%:55%,658% Oh%, this feels like we're on a stakeout.% % 1347% 01%:07%:55%,742 --%> 01%:07%:58%,369% We're on a Christmas stakeout.% % 1348% 01%:07%:58%,453 --%> 01%:07%:59%,578% I mean%, I've never really been on one%,% % 1349% 01%:07%:59%,662 --%> 01%:08%:01%,748% but I imagine it would feel like this.% % 1350% 01%:08%:02%,999 --%> 01%:08%:05%,751% So now what%?% % 1351% 01%:08%:05%,835 --%> 01%:08%:07%,087% I need to get a closer look%, come here.% % 1352% 01%:08%:08%,338 --%> 01%:08%:09%,714% Frank%, we need to get home.% % 1353% 01%:08%:09%,798 --%> 01%:08%:11%,340% The kids are going to be up% in a few hours%,% % 1354% 01%:08%:11%,424 --%> 01%:08%:13%,009% and I'd like to get some sleep.% % 1355% 01%:08%:13%,093 --%> 01%:08%:15%,970% Me%? You are always% the last to leave a party.% % 1356% 01%:08%:16%,054 --%> 01%:08%:18%,223% - Talk%, talk%, talk%, talk%, talk...% - Merry Christmas...% % 1357% 01%:08%:21%,518 --%> 01%:08%:23%,185% It's all starting to make sense.% % 1358% 01%:08%:23%,269 --%> 01%:08%:24%,937% First%, Vance's guys are after us.% % 1359% 01%:08%:25%,021 --%> 01%:08%:26%,939% And the person waiting for that% that drive is Elizabeth Mayhew%,% % 1360% 01%:08%:27%,023 --%> 01%:08%:28%,357% Peter Mayhew's wife.% % 1361% 01%:08%:28%,441 --%> 01%:08%:29%,942% Wait%, I don't know who that is.% % 1362% 01%:08%:30%,026 --%> 01%:08%:31%,444% Right%? Of course not.% % 1363% 01%:08%:31%,528 --%> 01%:08%:32%,987% You North Polers% wouldn't follow Dayton politics.% % 1364% 01%:08%:33%,071 --%> 01%:08%:35%,823% So Peter Mayhew used to% work for the former mayor%,% % 1365% 01%:08%:35%,907 --%> 01%:08%:37%,700% but he accused him of stealing funds% % 1366% 01%:08%:37%,784 --%> 01%:08%:39%,285% from this foundation he started% % 1367% 01%:08%:39%,369 --%> 01%:08%:41%,203% that provides Christmas for% people who can't afford it.% % 1368% 01%:08%:41%,287 --%> 01%:08%:43%,956% Peter got fired%, tried to sue% for wrongful termination%,% % 1369% 01%:08%:44%,040 --%> 01%:08%:46%,792% but lost. Nobody believes him% because Vance was the mayor.% % 1370% 01%:08%:46%,876 --%> 01%:08%:49%,003% And now he's such an upstanding citizen.% % 1371% 01%:08%:49%,087 --%> 01%:08%:51%,172% So whatever's on this drive% has something to do with% % 1372% 01%:08%:51%,256 --%> 01%:08%:52%,924% the conflict btween those two.% % 1373% 01%:08%:53%,008 --%> 01%:08%:55%,301% Peter insists he's seen% two sets of accounting records% % 1374% 01%:08%:55%,385 --%> 01%:08%:56%,761% - for the charity.% - Okay.% % 1375% 01%:08%:56%,845 --%> 01%:09%:01%,098% And if they're on there%,% this Peter guy ivindicated.% % 1376% 01%:09%:01%,182 --%> 01%:09%:03%,643% I mean%, it kind of feels like% Peter has set up a string of% % 1377% 01%:09%:03%,727 --%> 01%:09%:06%,729% robberies to make it look like% some serial theft ring%,% % 1378% 01%:09%:06%,813 --%> 01%:09%:08%,481% when%, in fact%,% he's only targeting one safe%,% % 1379% 01%:09%:08%,565 --%> 01%:09%:11%,901% Vance's%, to get that drive.% % 1380% 01%:09%:11%,985 --%> 01%:09%:15%,196% I break this%, and they're both going down.% % 1381% 01%:09%:15%,280 --%> 01%:09%:16%,948% Wow.% % 1382% 01%:09%:17%,032 --%> 01%:09%:19%,283% Wow%, Avery%, that's%, that's really smart.% % 1383% 01%:09%:19%,367 --%> 01%:09%:21%,661% - That's very impressive.% - If I'm right.% % 1384% 01%:09%:21%,745 --%> 01%:09%:24%,121% Well%, I'm definitely rooting for you.% % 1385% 01%:09%:24%,205 --%> 01%:09%:27%,333% So at least one of us% will have a successful evening.% % 1386% 01%:09%:27%,417 --%> 01%:09%:28%,834% Hey%, there's still time.% % 1387% 01%:09%:28%,918 --%> 01%:09%:30%,336% Yeah.% % 1388% 01%:09%:30%,420 --%> 01%:09%:31%,921% - Okay%, go. Let's go.% - Yeah.% % 1389% 01%:09%:32%,005 --%> 01%:09%:33%,089% Here.% % 1390% 01%:09%:33%,173 --%> 01%:09%:35%,091% - Go%, go%, go.% - Okay.% % 1391% 01%:09%:42%,265 --%> 01%:09%:44%,850% Aw%, come on%, man. Not now.% % 1392% 01%:09%:44%,934 --%> 01%:09%:47%,353% - Not now.% - No%, we got this. It's fine.% % 1393% 01%:09%:47%,437 --%> 01%:09%:48%,354% It's fine%, we can--% % 1394% 01%:09%:51%,399 --%> 01%:09%:53%,359% You're sweating right now%,% profusely. Wipe or something.% % 1395% 01%:09%:53%,443 --%> 01%:09%:54%,777% We'll just be cool.% % 1396% 01%:09%:54%,861 --%> 01%:09%:57%,863% We'll be cool%, take a big breath.% % 1397% 01%:09%:57%,947 --%> 01%:10%:00%,616% - Step out of the car%, please.% - Yeah%, of course. Yeah.% % 1398% 01%:10%:00%,700 --%> 01%:10%:02%,952% Stay cool%, stay cool.% % 1399% 01%:10%:03%,036 --%> 01%:10%:06%,122% There a problem%, Sarge--uh%,% Officer%?% % 1400% 01%:10%:06%,206 --%> 01%:10%:07%,540% There a problem%?% % 1401% 01%:10%:07%,624 --%> 01%:10%:09%,166% This car was reported stolen this evening.% % 1402% 01%:10%:09%,250 --%> 01%:10%:12%,754% Hands up%, both of you.% % 1403% 01%:10%:13%,546 --%> 01%:10%:15%,089% This is Billings%,% % 1404% 01%:10%:15%,173 --%> 01%:10%:18%,676% I need backup at the corner of% Alvarado and Fourth.% % 1405% 01%:10%:18%,760 --%> 01%:10%:20%,386% I think I got the Santa Crook%, over.% % 1406% 01%:10%:20%,470 --%> 01%:10%:25%,016% Santa Crooks%, plural.% % 1407% 01%:10%:25%,100 --%> 01%:10%:27%,059% Both of us.% % 1408% 01%:10%:39%,364 --%> 01%:10%:41%,157% Thanks%, Carl. Five stars.% % 1409% 01%:10%:42%,534 --%> 01%:10%:44%,035% Okay.% % 1410% 01%:10%:44%,119 --%> 01%:10%:45%,786% I need to get my computer.% I need to write it up.% % 1411% 01%:10%:45%,870 --%> 01%:10%:47%,371% I need to send it to Nancy.% % 1412% 01%:10%:47%,455 --%> 01%:10%:49%,415% We have plenty of time.% We can still get back on track.% % 1413% 01%:10%:49%,499 --%> 01%:10%:52%,043% You can still have all your% deliveries done%, it will be no--% % 1414% 01%:10%:52%,127 --%> 01%:10%:56%,088% Oh! That's what happened to my phone.% % 1415% 01%:10%:56%,172 --%> 01%:10%:57%,590% It still works.% % 1416% 01%:10%:57%,674 --%> 01%:10%:59%,508% - I can call Dillon--% - Have him meet you here.% % 1417% 01%:10%:59%,592 --%> 01%:11%:01%,177% - Great.% - Yes!% % 1418% 01%:11%:02%,178 --%> 01%:11%:04%,055% Chris.% % 1419% 01%:11%:04%,139 --%> 01%:11%:07%,516% Okay%, all right.% Wait back here.% % 1420% 01%:11%:11%,980 --%> 01%:11%:14%,357% All right%, I understand.% Thanks%, Dillon.% % 1421% 01%:11%:20%,488 --%> 01%:11%:24%,284% Oh wow. Look at this place.% Avery%, I am so sorry.% % 1422% 01%:11%:26%,953 --%> 01%:11%:28%,537% I'll cry about it tomorrow.% % 1423% 01%:11%:28%,621 --%> 01%:11%:31%,332% Right now%, I just need to see% if this works.% % 1424% 01%:11%:34%,878 --%> 01%:11%:37%,129% So Dillon and my dad are coming.% % 1425% 01%:11%:37%,213 --%> 01%:11%:38%,464% Santa's coming%?% % 1426% 01%:11%:38%,548 --%> 01%:11%:39%,799% That is not good news.% % 1427% 01%:11%:39%,883 --%> 01%:11%:43%,636% Right. Sorry.% Just tell him it's all my fault.% % 1428% 01%:11%:43%,720 --%> 01%:11%:45%,137% That's not a lie.% % 1429% 01%:11%:45%,221 --%> 01%:11%:47%,265% I tied you up. I'm the one% that ruined Christmas.% % 1430% 01%:11%:47%,349 --%> 01%:11%:50%,852% There are rules to my job%,% and I have broken most of them.% % 1431% 01%:11%:53%,772 --%> 01%:11%:55%,982% But none of the ones that really count.% % 1432% 01%:11%:56%,066 --%> 01%:12%:00%,987% I mean%, you have been nothing% but kind and%, and generous% % 1433% 01%:12%:01%,071 --%> 01%:12%:04%,615% and caring. I mean%, the way% you've helped me% % 1434% 01%:12%:04%,699 --%> 01%:12%:07%,827% and how you inspired% that entire acting troupe%,% % 1435% 01%:12%:07%,911 --%> 01%:12%:11%,539% it all came so naturally.% You are% % 1436% 01%:12%:11%,623 --%> 01%:12%:13%,666% amazing.% % 1437% 01%:12%:13%,750 --%> 01%:12%:16%,544% So if you need me to tell% your dad that you are 100%%% % 1438% 01%:12%:16%,628 --%> 01%:12%:19%,964% owning those boots%,% I will.% % 1439% 01%:12%:20%,048 --%> 01%:12%:22%,258% Thank you.% % 1440% 01%:12%:26%,429 --%> 01%:12%:28%,347% Tell me what now%?% % 1441% 01%:12%:28%,431 --%> 01%:12%:30%,016% Oh%, hello%, Avery.% % 1442% 01%:12%:30%,100 --%> 01%:12%:30%,933% Hi.% % 1443% 01%:12%:31%,017 --%> 01%:12%:33%,436% Please%, elucidate me.% % 1444% 01%:12%:33%,520 --%> 01%:12%:36%,439% Wait%, wait%, wait%, wait%, wait.% This job is your destiny.% % 1445% 01%:12%:36%,523 --%> 01%:12%:38%,775% He cannot take that away from you.% % 1446% 01%:12%:47%,200 --%> 01%:12%:48%,618% Dad%, you didn't need to come here tonight.% % 1447% 01%:12%:48%,702 --%> 01%:12%:51%,329% Evidently%, I did.% % 1448% 01%:12%:51%,413 --%> 01%:12%:55%,207% Look%, I know I messed up%, and% I know that you keep telling me% % 1449% 01%:12%:55%,291 --%> 01%:12%:59%,170% that I have to make it my own% and that I'm not fully in it.% % 1450% 01%:12%:59%,254 --%> 01%:13%:01%,881% But tonight...% % 1451% 01%:13%:05%,677 --%> 01%:13%:07%,386% Tonight you should have seen me.% % 1452% 01%:13%:07%,470 --%> 01%:13%:10%,056% Oh%, when you went AWOL%?% % 1453% 01%:13%:10%,140 --%> 01%:13%:13%,225% Apparently you were fraternizing% with thespians.% % 1454% 01%:13%:13%,309 --%> 01%:13%:15%,561% Okay. I wasn't perfect at every moment%,% % 1455% 01%:13%:15%,645 --%> 01%:13%:17%,897% but I was exactly where% I needed to be.% % 1456% 01%:13%:17%,981 --%> 01%:13%:21%,150% And I will get the job done% before sunrise. I promise.% % 1457% 01%:13%:21%,234 --%> 01%:13%:26%,238% Dad%, all night% I was struggling to% % 1458% 01%:13%:26%,322 --%> 01%:13%:27%,698% connect%,% % 1459% 01%:13%:27%,782 --%> 01%:13%:29%,033% to find my skills%,% % 1460% 01%:13%:29%,117 --%> 01%:13%:31%,035% to remember people's pivotal gifts.% % 1461% 01%:13%:31%,119 --%> 01%:13%:36%,207% But then I remembered something.% % 1462% 01%:13%:36%,291 --%> 01%:13%:40%,711% I remember the gift that you% gave me all those years ago.% % 1463% 01%:13%:40%,795 --%> 01%:13%:44%,840% I was four years old and it was just...% % 1464% 01%:13%:44%,924 --%> 01%:13%:48%,094% It was just a small bear.% % 1465% 01%:13%:48%,178 --%> 01%:13%:52%,139% But when I held that bear%,% I felt loved.% % 1466% 01%:13%:52%,223 --%> 01%:13%:55%,434% I felt seen.% That gift%, that gift--% % 1467% 01%:13%:55%,518 --%> 01%:13%:58%,354% Your pivotal gift.% % 1468% 01%:13%:58%,438 --%> 01%:14%:03%,776% That gift made me realize that% this is who I am supposed to be.% % 1469% 01%:14%:03%,860 --%> 01%:14%:07%,321% That want to give people that% exact same feeling.% % 1470% 01%:14%:07%,405 --%> 01%:14%:09%,865% That's what I call% % 1471% 01%:14%:09%,949 --%> 01%:14%:13%,286% owning your boots.% % 1472% 01%:14%:13%,370 --%> 01%:14%:15%,288% You're not mad%?% % 1473% 01%:14%:15%,372 --%> 01%:14%:18%,124% Oh%, I'm furious.% % 1474% 01%:14%:18%,208 --%> 01%:14%:21%,294% With myself.% % 1475% 01%:14%:21%,378 --%> 01%:14%:23%,170% I was too hard on you.% % 1476% 01%:14%:23%,254 --%> 01%:14%:26%,674% I should have known that% you had it in you all along.% % 1477% 01%:14%:26%,758 --%> 01%:14%:30%,595% Now%, go on.% You have a job to do.% % 1478% 01%:14%:35%,558 --%> 01%:14%:38%,269% Proud of you%, Son.% % 1479% 01%:14%:38%,353 --%> 01%:14%:40%,146% Thanks%, Dad.% % 1480% 01%:14%:45%,777 --%> 01%:14%:46%,986% Yeah%?% % 1481% 01%:14%:47%,070 --%> 01%:14%:48%,696% %Well%?%<%/i%>% % 1482% 01%:14%:48%,780 --%> 01%:14%:51%,407% We haven't been able to find her yet.% % 1483% 01%:14%:51%,491 --%> 01%:14%:53%,743% %Clearly I can't trust% you to handle things.%<%/i%>% % 1484% 01%:14%:53%,827 --%> 01%:14%:55%,995% I'm sorry%, sir.% She got away.% % 1485% 01%:14%:56%,079 --%> 01%:14%:58%,623% %She has to go home some time.%<%/i%>% % 1486% 01%:14%:58%,707 --%> 01%:15%:02%,835% %I'm heading to her place now.% She'll give me that drive.%<%/i%>% % 1487% 01%:15%:02%,919 --%> 01%:15%:04%,170% You got it.% % 1488% 01%:15%:07%,382 --%> 01%:15%:09%,592% I was right%, there are% two sets of accounting records% % 1489% 01%:15%:09%,676 --%> 01%:15%:11%,260% for the charity.% % 1490% 01%:15%:11%,344 --%> 01%:15%:14%,221% Former mayor has been a very% naughty boy this year.% % 1491% 01%:15%:14%,305 --%> 01%:15%:15%,973% I wouldn't say% I've been naughty.% % 1492% 01%:15%:16%,057 --%> 01%:15%:17%,850% But my boys tell me you have.% % 1493% 01%:15%:29%,320 --%> 01%:15%:31%,489% I've done a lot of good%, actually.% % 1494% 01%:15%:31%,573 --%> 01%:15%:35%,201% I bring Christmas joy% % 1495% 01%:15%:35%,285 --%> 01%:15%:39%,038% to people who otherwise wouldn't% get the chance to celebrate.% % 1496% 01%:15%:39%,122 --%> 01%:15%:41%,248% Well%, that's a bunch of malarkey.% % 1497% 01%:15%:41%,332 --%> 01%:15%:45%,294% Yeah. I don't really understand% how a %$45%,000 office renovation% % 1498% 01%:15%:45%,378 --%> 01%:15%:49%,173% or trips on private jets or a Ferrari% % 1499% 01%:15%:49%,257 --%> 01%:15%:52%,718% bring much joy to those less fortunate.% % 1500% 01%:15%:52%,802 --%> 01%:15%:54%,971% Peter Mayhew was right about you.% % 1501% 01%:15%:55%,055 --%> 01%:15%:56%,597% You don't have the whole story.% % 1502% 01%:15%:56%,681 --%> 01%:15%:59%,433% Oh%, but I do%, Hewie Vance.% % 1503% 01%:15%:59%,517 --%> 01%:16%:02%,937% You're the same Hewie Vance who% grew up in government housing%,% % 1504% 01%:16%:03%,021 --%> 01%:16%:04%,772% You struggled to overcome% parents weren't quite fit% % 1505% 01%:16%:04%,856 --%> 01%:16%:08%,025% for the role and built a life yourself%,% % 1506% 01%:16%:08%,109 --%> 01%:16%:11%,612% using your sheer will% and the gift of your intellect.% % 1507% 01%:16%:11%,696 --%> 01%:16%:16%,534% But you%, Hewie%, you let the% troubles of your past% % 1508% 01%:16%:16%,618 --%> 01%:16%:19%,245% infect your soul with greed.% % 1509% 01%:16%:19%,329 --%> 01%:16%:23%,833% So%, yes%, we do have the whole story.% % 1510% 01%:16%:23%,917 --%> 01%:16%:26%,627% Including the ending right here.% % 1511% 01%:16%:26%,711 --%> 01%:16%:30%,464% Listen%, I don't know what% you got going on here%,% % 1512% 01%:16%:30%,548 --%> 01%:16%:32%,258% but I'm a reasonable man.% % 1513% 01%:16%:32%,342 --%> 01%:16%:35%,803% I'm also a very powerful one.% % 1514% 01%:16%:35%,887 --%> 01%:16%:38%,848% Give me the thumb drive and the laptop% % 1515% 01%:16%:38%,932 --%> 01%:16%:42%,768% and we can all just carry on.% % 1516% 01%:16%:42%,852 --%> 01%:16%:45%,521% I'm not messing around.% % 1517% 01%:16%:45%,605 --%> 01%:16%:47%,440% Easy.% % 1518% 01%:16%:47%,524 --%> 01%:16%:49%,817% Fine. Take it.% % 1519% 01%:16%:49%,901 --%> 01%:16%:52%,820% See%, you're a smart one.% % 1520% 01%:16%:52%,904 --%> 01%:16%:54%,488% I already sent the files to the station%,% % 1521% 01%:16%:54%,572 --%> 01%:16%:56%,365% so if anything happens to me% or anyone else here%,% % 1522% 01%:16%:56%,449 --%> 01%:16%:58%,200% they'll know who to look for.% % 1523% 01%:16%:58%,284 --%> 01%:17%:01%,329% - Well done%, young lady.% - Thanks%, Santa.% % 1524% 01%:17%:01%,413 --%> 01%:17%:03%,998% Oh%, and Hewie%?% I think that we should mention% % 1525% 01%:17%:04%,082 --%> 01%:17%:06%,167% that you entering here unannounced% % 1526% 01%:17%:06%,251 --%> 01%:17%:09%,086% you've officially trespassed% private property.% % 1527% 01%:17%:14%,718 --%> 01%:17%:17%,678% Freeze Hewie!% % 1528% 01%:17%:17%,762 --%> 01%:17%:21%,015% All right%, boys.% Book 'em!% % 1529% 01%:17%:21%,099 --%> 01%:17%:23%,727% I never voted for you anyways.% % 1530% 01%:17%:24%,561 --%> 01%:17%:25%,519% Wait! What time is it%?% % 1531% 01%:17%:25%,603 --%> 01%:17%:28%,439% Uh%, 4%:46.% % 1532% 01%:17%:28%,523 --%> 01%:17%:29%,982% Okay%, that's just over% an hour till sunrise% % 1533% 01%:17%:30%,066 --%> 01%:17%:32%,068% and I'm supposed to be% on the air in 14 minutes!% % 1534% 01%:17%:32%,152 --%> 01%:17%:34%,195% It's okay.% % 1535% 01%:17%:34%,279 --%> 01%:17%:35%,988% We'll head out the back door.% % 1536% 01%:17%:36%,072 --%> 01%:17%:37%,657% Dad%, Dillon%, we're giving Avery a ride.% % 1537% 01%:17%:37%,741 --%> 01%:17%:40%,118% What%?% % 1538% 01%:17%:42%,203 --%> 01%:17%:44%,497% There's no way she would miss% this. Something is wrong!% % 1539% 01%:17%:44%,914 --%> 01%:17%:47%,375% Coffee's up!% % 1540% 01%:17%:48%,960 --%> 01%:17%:50%,044% - Talia.% - Yeah%?% % 1541% 01%:17%:50%,128 --%> 01%:17%:52%,338% - Can you read%?% - Of course.% % 1542% 01%:17%:52%,422 --%> 01%:17%:54%,382% If Avery doesn't make it in%,% you're going on.% % 1543% 01%:17%:54%,466 --%> 01%:17%:56%,592% No%, no%, no%, no.% Absolutely not.% % 1544% 01%:17%:56%,676 --%> 01%:18%:00%,137% Wardrobe! Anybody.% I need a blazer for Talia%, now!% % 1545% 01%:18%:00%,221 --%> 01%:18%:02%,890% No blazer!% No%, no%, no.% % 1546% 01%:18%:02%,974 --%> 01%:18%:04%,892% Blazer! Blazer!% % 1547% 01%:18%:04%,976 --%> 01%:18%:06%,269% Get my email in front of Nancy% % 1548% 01%:18%:06%,353 --%> 01%:18%:09%,147% and have the graphics team% start working on it.% % 1549% 01%:18%:09%,689 --%> 01%:18%:10%,898% This is real.% % 1550% 01%:18%:10%,982 --%> 01%:18%:12%,275% It's beautiful%, isn't it%?% % 1551% 01%:18%:13%,360 --%> 01%:18%:15%,153% Your chariot awaits.% % 1552% 01%:18%:18%,323 --%> 01%:18%:21%,409% Oh%, six minutes!% We're never going to make it.% % 1553% 01%:18%:21%,493 --%> 01%:18%:22%,868% Not to worry.% % 1554% 01%:18%:22%,952 --%> 01%:18%:27%,665% This vehicle functions outside% of linear time and space.% % 1555% 01%:18%:27%,749 --%> 01%:18%:29%,542% We'll get you there on time.% % 1556% 01%:18%:30%,960 --%> 01%:18%:32%,253% Ho%, ho%, ho%, ho!% % 1557% 01%:18%:36%,174 --%> 01%:18%:38%,342% You're gonna be fine.% % 1558% 01%:18%:38%,426 --%> 01%:18%:40%,761% Pretend they're all in their underwear.% % 1559% 01%:18%:40%,845 --%> 01%:18%:42%,346% All three million of them%?% % 1560% 01%:18%:42%,430 --%> 01%:18%:44%,724% I have faith in you%, Talia.% % 1561% 01%:18%:44%,808 --%> 01%:18%:46%,518% Okay.% % 1562% 01%:18%:49%,312 --%> 01%:18%:50%,771% It's from Avery.% % 1563% 01%:18%:50%,855 --%> 01%:18%:53%,483% Wait%, is this real%?% % 1564% 01%:18%:54%,192 --%> 01%:18%:55%,985% It's three minutes to air%,% Avery%, where are you%?% % 1565% 01%:18%:56%,069 --%> 01%:18%:58%,070% Here%, read that.% This story's gonna be huge.% % 1566% 01%:18%:58%,154 --%> 01%:19%:00%,699% Nancy...% No%, Nancy.% % 1567% 01%:19%:04%,327 --%> 01%:19%:05%,578% Whoa! Look at me. I'm a mess.% % 1568% 01%:19%:05%,662 --%> 01%:19%:07%,455% I can't-- I can't do this% at the best of times.% % 1569% 01%:19%:07%,539 --%> 01%:19%:09%,123% There's no way% I'm gonna be a--thank you--% % 1570% 01%:19%:09%,207 --%> 01%:19%:10%,333% able to do this rushed.% % 1571% 01%:19%:10%,417 --%> 01%:19%:13%,252% You can do this.% I believe in you.% % 1572% 01%:19%:13%,336 --%> 01%:19%:16%,047% Avery%, you got this.% % 1573% 01%:19%:16%,131 --%> 01%:19%:18%,591% So do you. You have an hour.% Go%, go%, go.% % 1574% 01%:19%:18%,675 --%> 01%:19%:21%,720% The children of the Western% Hemisphere are waiting.% % 1575% 01%:19%:22%,554 --%> 01%:19%:23%,638% Yeah.% % 1576% 01%:19%:23%,722 --%> 01%:19%:25%,557% Okay%, let's go.% % 1577% 01%:19%:28%,935 --%> 01%:19%:30%,519% I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.% % 1578% 01%:19%:30%,603 --%> 01%:19%:32%,563% Sorry. Sorry.% I'm here. I'm here.% % 1579% 01%:19%:32%,647 --%> 01%:19%:35%,233% Whoop%, sorry!% I'll get that later.% % 1580% 01%:19%:36%,901 --%> 01%:19%:38%,570% I'm here.% Oh%, yes!% % 1581% 01%:19%:44%,701 --%> 01%:19%:46%,953% Is everybody using everything today%?% % 1582% 01%:19%:48%,455 --%> 01%:19%:49%,830% %And we're on in five%, four...%<%/i%>% % 1583% 01%:19%:49%,914 --%> 01%:19%:50%,998% Sorry.% % 1584% 01%:19%:51%,082 --%> 01%:19%:54%,335% %...three%, two...%<%/i%>% % 1585% 01%:19%:54%,419 --%> 01%:19%:56%,629% Good morning%, Dayton%, and Merry Christmas.% % 1586% 01%:19%:56%,713 --%> 01%:19%:58%,673% I'm Avery Quinn%, in for Misty McAllen.% % 1587% 01%:19%:58%,757 --%> 01%:20%:01%,092% In breaking news%,% former mayor Hewitt Vance% % 1588% 01%:20%:01%,176 --%> 01%:20%:03%,928% has been a very naughty boy% this Christmas.% % 1589% 01%:20%:04%,012 --%> 01%:20%:05%,638% Channel 71 has learned exclusively% % 1590% 01%:20%:05%,722 --%> 01%:20%:07%,890% that previous allegations% made by Peter Mayhew% % 1591% 01%:20%:07%,974 --%> 01%:20%:09%,767% %are%, in fact%, true.%<%/i%>% % 1592% 01%:20%:09%,851 --%> 01%:20%:11%,852% %Channel 71 learned that the% string of robberies%<%/i%>% % 1593% 01%:20%:11%,936 --%> 01%:20%:14%,855% %was actually an elaborate plan% concocted by Peter Mayhew%<%/i%>% % 1594% 01%:20%:14%,939 --%> 01%:20%:15%,982% %to recover the evidence.%<%/i%>% % 1595% 01%:20%:16%,066 --%> 01%:20%:17%,650% That's my girl.% % 1596% 01%:20%:17%,734 --%> 01%:20%:20%,779% I could have done this.% % 1597% 01%:20%:23%,198 --%> 01%:20%:25%,116% %It seems both men% are in for an unwelcome gift%<%/i%>% % 1598% 01%:20%:25%,200 --%> 01%:20%:26%,659% %this Christmas.%<%/i%>% % 1599% 01%:20%:26%,743 --%> 01%:20%:29%,245% I'd say trespassing is% the least of your worries.% % 1600% 01%:20%:29%,329 --%> 01%:20%:31%,747% And that concludes% the story of the Santa Crooks%,% % 1601% 01%:20%:31%,831 --%> 01%:20%:33%,124% the philanthropist% % 1602% 01%:20%:33%,208 --%> 01%:20%:35%,042% and a wild ride of mistaken identity% % 1603% 01%:20%:35%,126 --%> 01%:20%:37%,336% which included yours truly.% % 1604% 01%:20%:37%,420 --%> 01%:20%:38%,796% And coming up after the break%,% % 1605% 01%:20%:38%,880 --%> 01%:20%:41%,382% Beyonc%Ã%© sings for the troops% this holiday season.% % 1606% 01%:20%:41%,466 --%> 01%:20%:43%,551% Channel 71 has the story.% % 1607% 01%:20%:43%,635 --%> 01%:20%:44%,678% Stay tuned.% % 1608% 01%:20%:53%,019 --%> 01%:20%:55%,980% Oh! So proud of you.% You did it!% % 1609% 01%:20%:57%,607 --%> 01%:20%:59%,191% Yes!% % 1610% 01%:21%:01%,111 --%> 01%:21%:04%,196% Wow. Look at you%,% % 1611% 01%:21%:04%,280 --%> 01%:21%:05%,239% What are you doing here%?% % 1612% 01%:21%:05%,323 --%> 01%:21%:07%,575% You're a mess.% % 1613% 01%:21%:07%,659 --%> 01%:21%:10%,286% A beautiful%, wonderful mess.% % 1614% 01%:21%:10%,370 --%> 01%:21%:12%,663% Yes%, I am a mess.% % 1615% 01%:21%:12%,747 --%> 01%:21%:14%,373% But I'm a mess with a weekend anchor job%,% % 1616% 01%:21%:14%,457 --%> 01%:21%:16%,250% so I don't really care.% % 1617% 01%:21%:16%,334 --%> 01%:21%:17%,835% - You got the gig%?% - I got the gig.% % 1618% 01%:21%:17%,919 --%> 01%:21%:20%,504% Oh%, Avery. Congratulations!% % 1619% 01%:21%:20%,588 --%> 01%:21%:22%,381% Thank you. I couldn't have done% it without you.% % 1620% 01%:21%:22%,465 --%> 01%:21%:23%,966% Yes%, you could have.% % 1621% 01%:21%:24%,050 --%> 01%:21%:25%,885% No%, I mean%, I literally would% not have made it here% % 1622% 01%:21%:25%,969 --%> 01%:21%:28%,596% without you. I don't even% know where my car is.% % 1623% 01%:21%:28%,680 --%> 01%:21%:30%,973% - Wait%, hold on. What about you%?% - Did you finish your rounds%?% % 1624% 01%:21%:31%,057 --%> 01%:21%:36%,646% Mm-hmm. All except one gift.% % 1625% 01%:21%:36%,730 --%> 01%:21%:38%,690% - For me%?% - Mm-hmm.% % 1626% 01%:21%:41%,192 --%> 01%:21%:42%,610% Boots.% % 1627% 01%:21%:42%,694 --%> 01%:21%:45%,696% Yeah%, all this talk of owning our boots.% % 1628% 01%:21%:45%,780 --%> 01%:21%:46%,864% I thought this would be a reminder% % 1629% 01%:21%:46%,948 --%> 01%:21%:49%,784% about how you really did.% % 1630% 01%:21%:49%,868 --%> 01%:21%:53%,621% Also%, it might come in handy% if you ever decide to visit me% % 1631% 01%:21%:53%,705 --%> 01%:21%:55%,999% up north.% % 1632% 01%:21%:56%,374 --%> 01%:21%:58%,001% I'd like that.% % 1633% 01%:21%:59%,044 --%> 01%:22%:01%,462% So are you Chris Kringle%?% % 1634% 01%:22%:01%,546 --%> 01%:22%:04%,090% Oh no%, no. Vanderschmidt.% % 1635% 01%:22%:04%,174 --%> 01%:22%:06%,842% The Kringles were a lot of Santas ago.% % 1636% 01%:22%:06%,926 --%> 01%:22%:08%,511% - Right.% - Yes.% % 1637% 01%:22%:08%,595 --%> 01%:22%:13%,557% Well%, Chris Vanderschmidt%,% that was a heck of a night.% % 1638% 01%:22%:13%,641 --%> 01%:22%:18%,104% Sure was. Crazy%, unexpected.% % 1639% 01%:22%:18%,188 --%> 01%:22%:19%,939% A little dangerous.% % 1640% 01%:22%:20%,023 --%> 01%:22%:21%,565% Definitely one for the books.% % 1641% 01%:22%:21%,649 --%> 01%:22%:23%,192% I can't believe you pulled it off.% % 1642% 01%:22%:23%,276 --%> 01%:22%:25%,945% Um...did you just do that%?% % 1643% 01%:22%:28%,615 --%> 01%:22%:34%,079% %%â%™%ª Golden lights shimmer all round %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 1644% 01%:22%:35%,413 --%> 01%:22%:39%,751% %%â%™%ª Snow is fallin' at the window now %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 1645% 01%:22%:41%,419 --%> 01%:22%:44%,089% %%â%™%ª Candy canes and gingerbread %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % 1646% 01%:22%:45%,548 --%> 01%:22%:49%,510% So I know we had a pretty late night%, but% % 1647% 01%:22%:49%,594 --%> 01%:22%:52%,888% how do you feel about% having breakfast someplace warm%?% % 1648% 01%:22%:52%,972 --%> 01%:22%:54%,640% What are you thinking%?% % 1649% 01%:22%:54%,724 --%> 01%:22%:56%,434% Well%,% % 1650% 01%:22%:56%,518 --%> 01%:22%:59%,604% have you ever been to Bali%?% % 1651% 01%:22%:59%,688 --%> 01%:23%:02%,189% - Seriously%?% - Mm-hmm.% % 1652% 01%:23%:02%,273 --%> 01%:23%:04%,025% Oh%, hey guys.% % 1653% 01%:23%:04%,109 --%> 01%:23%:05%,359% After you.% % 1654% 01%:23%:05%,443 --%> 01%:23%:07%,695% This is crazy.% % 1655% 01%:23%:07%,779 --%> 01%:23%:09%,030% Wait%, what are we supposed to tell people% % 1656% 01%:23%:09%,114 --%> 01%:23%:12%,366% if they ask how we met%?% % 1657% 01%:23%:12%,450 --%> 01%:23%:14%,910% Well%, I guess we can just tell% them that it was% % 1658% 01%:23%:14%,994 --%> 01%:23%:16%,829% a Christmas miracle.% % 1659% 01%:23%:16%,913 --%> 01%:23%:19%,541% Sure. Yeah.% They'll totally buy that.% % 1660% 01%:23%:20%,583 --%> 01%:23%:22%,376% Merry Christmas%, Avery.% % 1661% 01%:23%:22%,460 --%> 01%:23%:24%,086% Merry Christmas%, Santa.% % 1662% 01%:23%:24%,170 --%> 01%:23%:29%,718% %%â%™%ª It's only Christmas% if it's Christmas with you %â%™%ª%<%/i%>% % % % % 136913

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