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Are you guys ready? Roll camera.
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Lisanne, 32A, magazine editor.
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- You want the bra off, too?
- Yeah.
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You're not showing my face, are you?
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Okay, because I would die
if anyone knew I was doing this.
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Hold on.
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There! There you have it.
What do you want me to say?
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How do you feel about your breasts?
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How do I feel about my breasts?
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How would you feel about them?
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I've gone to the dentist and had tools
laid on my chest as though it was a tray.
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As though it was a totally flat place
upon which a person can...
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unthinkingly lay their things
and get them later.
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I know you don't like it that I'm getting
the operation because you're feminists.
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We're not trying to make
any judgments here.
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Okay. Good, because I don't care if
you did. I would just say, "Kiss my ass."
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I'm doing this for me
and I don't care what anybody says.
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I wanna have big tits.
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We now transmit you direct
to the laboratory of Captain Z-Ro.
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Please stand by.
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All right, Roger, set the location
and activate the view screen.
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There you are, Jet:
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt,
nearly 4,000 years old.
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How does he do it?
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Okay, Roger,
move to the chair and sit down.
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- Stand by to activate the time machine.
- Yes, sir.
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Set it for the year 2000 BC.
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Bring up the voltage to one million.
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Thermo gauge: 40.5.
Stand by to activate the reactor.
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Yes, sir.
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- Petro?
- Yes, Captain.
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Stand by to operate the time machine.
Set it at 991.875.
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That's awfully high.
Where in the world are you going?
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Back to the Great Pyramid of Giza,
in the year 2000 BC.
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- Stand by for signals.
- Yes, sir.
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I'm separating the alveolus
from the vomer.
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What do I need?
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- You would need the...
- No, Steve.
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Kevin?
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- Kevin?
- Sir?
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Never mind.
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That's all right.
Go back to what you were doing.
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It's peculiar...
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I have this 12-year-old boy here,
we've got an aponeurosis of the velum.
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Since he's here at this operating room,
why don't we give him some of that...
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What do you call it? Medical attention.
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- Aufricht retractor?
- Today!
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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- What's that you're holding?
- An aufricht retractor.
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- Really?
- I made some modifications to it.
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I integrated a spring-tension device
that makes it easier...
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An aufricht retractor, you idiot!
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A real aufricht retractor!
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Aufricht retractor.
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Thank you.
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Did I ask you to modify it? Did I?
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No, I told you to fetch it, you moron.
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Asshole!
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- Watch your language.
- What a degrading sadist!
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That's it. After my rotation,
I'm out of here. I'm going to Thoracics.
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Do you have any idea
what Debakey's doing over there?
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He's building an artificial heart.
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Yeah, an artificial heart!
Debakey has 28 patents to his name.
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How many does Larson have?
None. Zero patents, the bastard!
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Watch your mouth!
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Debakey doesn't treat his people like this.
He treats his people like people...
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as evidenced
by not being such an asshole.
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May I have a word with you?
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As a figure of authority and as a mentor...
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I've come to tolerate an amount
of ignorant disdain from my residents.
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About what I said...
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But I expect, if not the real thing,
at least a pretense of grudging respect.
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- I didn't mean it. All right, Dr. Larson?
- I had some very high hopes in you.
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I thought I could teach you something.
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I shouldn't have done it during surgery,
but with my adjustments...
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I thought I could make a difference.
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You wanna move over to Thoracics?
You wanna swagger in the limelight.
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The artificial heart, the fancy building,
and so forth?
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That's not it.
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It ain't enough
to give a boy back his smile.
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They saved his life.
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What's it matter if he spends it in
a closet with a bag over his head?
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- They call us beauticians.
- What?
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Plastic surgeons, they call us beauticians.
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- Who does?
- Everybody does.
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- You mean residents?
- Residents, nurses, doctors, everybody.
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- Are you gonna fire me?
- No.
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In what context
do they call us beauticians?
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I don't know. It's just a joke, I guess.
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- I thought you knew about it.
- Beauticians like a woman hairdresser?
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Or like some goddamn nail painter?
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I don't know what they mean.
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- Hi, Dave, Louis.
- Hello, Bill.
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- Listen, about what I said in there...
- Forget it.
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I'll want to remove those walls.
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- The kitchen, too small.
- Too small?
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You cannot cook in this kitchen.
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- What about a French window there?
- French windows.
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That's a great idea.
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I like that.
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Come on in
and look at Patrice's new drawings.
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Sure, honey.
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I think I'll take a look at them as soon
as you figure out how to pay for them.
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Actually, I have plans tonight.
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How about some other time this week?
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Actually, I'm gonna be busy all week.
But maybe some time after that?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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- Who was that?
- That was Kevin.
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Kevin Saunders?
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Yeah.
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What did he want?
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He wanted a date.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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It's a padded bra.
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And this. Hold on.
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"The Pump." Look at how that works.
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And it's "doctor recommended."
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Just hold on. And creams.
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"Breast Enhancement Cream.
It will be our little secret."
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I gotta make my rounds.
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Would you just hear me out?
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You're healing very nicely.
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- Why? Just give me one reason...
- I'll have a nurse change that bandage.
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All I'm saying is this could open up
a whole new world of medicine.
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- What, breasts?
- Why not?
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If Debakey can build a better heart,
why can't we build a better breast?
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George, are you all right?
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I'm okay, Spinner.
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Hello, Raquel!
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Hello, Dr. Larson.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good. How you doing today?
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Pretty good.
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- This is Dr. Saunders.
- Hello.
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Would you mind
showing him your breasts, please?
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Raquel had polyvinyl Ivalon sponges
implanted in 1959.
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What happened?
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The porous sponges encouraged
fibrous tissue to grow into them.
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We're taking them out tomorrow.
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We're concerned the polyvinyl
releases carcinogens as it breaks down.
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That stuff belongs in automobile seats,
not people.
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They were real nice for six months.
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- Thank you, Raquel.
- Sure.
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They don't teach it in medical school...
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but there have been plenty of doctors
who've tried everything from paraffin to...
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glass balls in an attempt
to make bigger breasts.
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They were successful in maiming.
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They were excellent at disfiguring
and killing their patients.
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But, on the whole...
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I think you'd have to say the results
were pretty terribly mixed.
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Terri, 34A, dental hygienist.
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That little snap of the
bra clasp opening...
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which to the guy, I assume,
represents some rush of erotic victory.
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A sound which should be a happy sound...
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creates in me a feeling
of horror and panic so acute...
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I have an impulse to scream.
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. It's just the way you said that,
it was funny.
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It wasn't so funny to me.
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Thank you.
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- I think Kennedy's really got him this time.
- Castro's gone out of his mind.
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Last Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM...
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I directed that our surveillance
be stepped up.
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Having now confirmed and completed
our evaluation of the evidence...
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and our decision on a course of action...
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this government feels obliged to report
this new crisis to you in fullest detail.
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The characteristics
of these new missile sites...
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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Hello, Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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I know this sounds like a line...
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but I'm working on a medical project
and I would like to enlist your help.
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You said you were a doctor.
I thought doctors had lots of money.
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I just finished my residency.
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So you can't write prescriptions?
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Why, are you sick?
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- What is that?
- It's a dental alginate mold.
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It looks like oatmeal.
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Yeah, actually. But you can't eat it.
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Don't worry, it washes right off the skin.
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Do you wanna take off your sweater?
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Okay...
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Here, sit. Would you, please?
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Take this towel and put it on your lap.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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- It's cold!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay?
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So all of these women are gonna be
walking around with my boobs?
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I suppose.
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Maybe after this
we can go bowling or something.
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- I have this thing that I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Go ahead, squeeze it.
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Go ahead, just squeeze it.
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Squeeze it, come on!
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Doesn't it feel exactly like a real breast?
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- How the hell would you know?
- Come on, I'm serious.
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And it's safe.
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Even if it broke, it's filled with salt
water, which the body can absorb harmlessly.
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Have you thought about
what people might say?
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What?
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You're not in Chicago anymore.
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A male doctor coming up with a way
to make women's breasts bigger?
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I think they'd say thank you.
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Think of all the women
who aren't happy with themselves...
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or the women who've had mastectomies...
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or whose breasts have been distorted
by breastfeeding.
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When I think of my own mother...
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All right, that's enough. Just spare me.
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Your mother's breasts?
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A man can only take so much.
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Over there by the bar,
they'd be over the moon if you said hello.
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- Honey, I see them every day.
- Honey, he's a cardiologist!
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Bye.
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- What's the matter, William?
- Why, hello, Frank, Michael.
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How you doing? Quite a party!
I hear they popped $10,000 on it.
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There's Debakey,
over there by the ice heart.
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How appropriate.
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I heard he had some guy the other day
with a perfectly good heart...
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who wanted to swap it out
for a man-made one.
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Simple.
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You know who that is?
That's Mitch Heilman, the astronaut.
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- He's short.
- They're doing amazing things at NASA.
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I used some of that technology
to create a simplified dialysis procedure.
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My team's just come up with a new way
of mapping neurons in the brain.
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They're gonna write that up
in next month's Scientific Journal.
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What's new in plastic surgery?
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I've developed a new aufricht retractor.
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Did you find the old one inadequate?
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Hey, Dr. Larson.
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Anybody sitting here?
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- No, by all means.
- Thank you.
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The edges are sharp,
they'll irritate the tissue.
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What?
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For your breasts,
the edges will irritate the tissue.
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An injection molding press could fix that.
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- What's the shell composed of?
- A polymer mixture.
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That's not gonna work.
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You need an inert material.
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I got a friend in Michigan
who might be able to help us with this.
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Help us out? What are you saying?
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I'm saying let's see if
we can make it work.
245
00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:47,753
This is Kevin Saunders
and Dr. William Larson...
246
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the men who are going to build us
a better bosom.
247
00:18:50,553 --> 00:18:54,076
Only one question:
How do I get on the testing committee?
248
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,243
Go ahead.
249
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,224
Open it.
250
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,429
I let our chemists take a look
at the prosthesis you sent...
251
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,898
and they made some modifications.
252
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,280
They constructed the shell membrane
out of a silicone polymer.
253
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,176
We're thinking of calling it the Larson.
254
00:19:22,743 --> 00:19:24,395
Is that a joke?
255
00:19:24,595 --> 00:19:25,943
We'll talk about it later.
256
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,898
It's all negotiable down the road.
257
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:31,210
You'll receive a generous royalty
of each prosthesis sold.
258
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,802
My lawyers handling that,
but the operative word is "generous."
259
00:19:35,177 --> 00:19:36,244
What have you got in here?
260
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:40,312
It's filled with a medical-grade
silicone gel, also completely safe.
261
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:43,344
We agreed it would be filled
with saltwater solution.
262
00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:47,252
We tried that but the R&D guy said
it rippled and sloshed around.
263
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,848
Silicone gel. That's the answer.
264
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:54,797
It has the same viscosity as breast tissue
and a gravity less than water.
265
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,760
No one will know whether
they're man-made or a gift from God!
266
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,487
But is it safe?
267
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,438
It's 100 percent safe.
268
00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:06,766
We originally developed silicone for use as
an insulating material during World War II.
269
00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:09,785
We couldn't even keep it
on the Navy docks in Okinawa.
270
00:20:10,087 --> 00:20:12,352
Turns out the Japs
were stealing the stuff...
271
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,992
and injecting it directly
into women's breasts.
272
00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:18,122
But they were using
industrial-grade liquid silicone.
273
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,145
There's a great deal of health risk
involved in that process.
274
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,784
We filled these
with medical-grade silicone gel...
275
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:28,373
and enclosed it in an indestructible,
inert, non-reactive silastic bag.
276
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,980
- It won't break down?
- It will not break down.
277
00:20:31,154 --> 00:20:32,775
We've got the patent on silicone.
278
00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:34,929
You've got something
born to be made out of it.
279
00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:37,499
It's the perfect marriage
of industry and medicine.
280
00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:39,898
Arlene, Mary Kay rep.
281
00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:42,635
Can I borrow your pencil?
282
00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:48,245
This is called the pencil test.
It's supposed to fall to the floor.
283
00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:50,452
I love my children...
284
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:54,570
but I'm a little resentful about
what they did to my breasts. Thanks.
285
00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:57,504
It's like someone blew up a balloon
and let all the air out.
286
00:20:59,414 --> 00:21:02,107
Mastectomies, breastfeeding...
287
00:21:06,508 --> 00:21:08,682
We talk as doctors...
288
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,208
in terms of the tangible
and the empirical...
289
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:14,493
but now I ask you to consider
the psychological...
290
00:21:14,818 --> 00:21:18,486
the mental aspects
and then the opportunities that we have.
291
00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:24,251
It's a low-risk operation that can be done
inexpensively and quickly...
292
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:27,241
as both a reconstruction
and an augmentation...
293
00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:30,352
to the betterment of the...
294
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:34,453
overall self-esteem...
295
00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:37,978
to the women who get it.
296
00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:41,871
We can usher in
a whole new world of medicine here.
297
00:21:49,217 --> 00:21:50,222
Bill.
298
00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:53,012
I don't know where to start...
299
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,624
- If you don't mind...
- I'd like to finish.
300
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:59,074
What Dave is trying to say,
what we're all trying to say here...
301
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:03,332
is while we are touched
by your altruism...
302
00:22:03,602 --> 00:22:07,521
- We're doctors and we cure people.
- We're not expensive beauticians...
303
00:22:07,821 --> 00:22:09,598
who like to play with bosoms.
304
00:22:09,738 --> 00:22:12,309
You may not understand
the despair these women endure.
305
00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:15,296
The women...
306
00:22:15,431 --> 00:22:17,815
If God wants a woman
to have big breasts...
307
00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:20,210
he gives her big breasts.
308
00:22:21,054 --> 00:22:23,803
That is what
we're talking about here, isn't it?
309
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:27,826
Does that mean
that we shouldn't correct clubfeet?
310
00:22:29,592 --> 00:22:32,527
Quiet, Dave.
What I find ironic about your stupidity...
311
00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,754
is you know what women go through
who've had this procedure done!
312
00:22:35,952 --> 00:22:38,095
That's the irony here!
313
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:42,629
The fact that women have tried for so long
to increase their breast size...
314
00:22:42,859 --> 00:22:44,317
that underscores...
315
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,593
you know, that this can be done safely!
316
00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:52,708
Just because you've got
some deranged fixation with breasts.
317
00:22:53,888 --> 00:22:57,220
Once you've finished with your strippers...
318
00:22:57,818 --> 00:23:00,356
and your prostitutes...
319
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:04,942
what respectable woman's
gonna pay for this?
320
00:23:11,051 --> 00:23:13,467
I think, Louis, that if she knew...
321
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,702
how you were behaving
with some of your nurses...
322
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,030
perhaps your wife might be...
323
00:23:19,172 --> 00:23:20,396
You wanna step outside?
324
00:23:20,963 --> 00:23:23,596
Let me go, 'cause I'm gonna whip his ass!
325
00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,793
- Calm down.
- We can go right there...
326
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,172
Calm down!
327
00:23:28,442 --> 00:23:30,156
Dr. Larson, get out of here.
328
00:23:31,032 --> 00:23:33,083
If you feel froggy, just jump!
329
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:36,383
Queer.
330
00:23:38,255 --> 00:23:40,399
Myopic pretentious idiots.
331
00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:41,593
What did they say?
332
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,998
Forget them.
We don't need their damned approval.
333
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,571
What happened?
334
00:23:47,272 --> 00:23:50,019
You know what?
We're gonna do it without them.
335
00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:52,143
How?
336
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,609
With my money.
337
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,293
With my money.
338
00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:02,532
You just go out there
and find us the woman.
339
00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:25,301
- Lola?
- Yeah?
340
00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:29,880
- Are you going out?
- Yeah.
341
00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:33,835
My associate and I...
342
00:24:33,976 --> 00:24:36,757
we've been working on
a new medical procedure...
343
00:24:37,525 --> 00:24:41,014
by which we actually increase
the size of the breast.
344
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:44,709
I thought you might wanna be the first.
345
00:24:46,826 --> 00:24:50,163
What we do: We take a small cut,
like a small incision...
346
00:24:50,377 --> 00:24:53,404
What makes you think I'd be interested
in something like that?
347
00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:57,779
They'll be bigger.
348
00:25:03,674 --> 00:25:07,435
- You're a disgusting little peeper.
- It's all right, I'm a doctor.
349
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:09,957
I thought you might ask me out,
which is bad enough.
350
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:13,191
But you wanna cut holes in me
and stick bags of goo in my chest?
351
00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:15,931
Stay away from me, creep!
352
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:23,022
Hello.
353
00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:26,635
Good afternoon.
I realize this may sound...
354
00:25:29,247 --> 00:25:32,402
I'm with the... I'm
Dr. Saunders, I'm sorry.
355
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:36,285
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're working on a new procedure.
356
00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:38,873
We increase the size of...
357
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,257
What we're doing is, my partner and I...
358
00:25:41,523 --> 00:25:45,869
Dr. Larson, have just developed
a new technique, a medical procedure...
359
00:25:46,892 --> 00:25:48,116
Hello. Excuse me.
360
00:25:49,578 --> 00:25:50,948
What a day.
361
00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:53,288
Are you happy with your existing breasts?
362
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,285
To increase the breast.
363
00:25:55,425 --> 00:25:57,234
You know how some people
wanna be first...
364
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,822
to do something?
This is your opportunity.
365
00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:02,966
I don't know if you
think about your breasts.
366
00:26:06,201 --> 00:26:08,646
It's for the breasts. I like your hat.
367
00:26:09,174 --> 00:26:11,096
It's a medical procedure.
368
00:26:11,443 --> 00:26:13,555
Like I said, you can be bigger.
369
00:26:14,318 --> 00:26:16,032
Is that "no" as in "no questions"?
370
00:26:19,021 --> 00:26:20,118
I'm sorry!
371
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,206
I am a doctor.
372
00:26:24,325 --> 00:26:27,502
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're doing a...
373
00:26:33,946 --> 00:26:35,754
Put that disgusting thing away.
374
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:41,446
If you wanted to help people,
you could cure back pain or arthritis!
375
00:26:41,811 --> 00:26:43,034
All right, I'm sorry.
376
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,568
Making women's breasts larger?
377
00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:49,079
- I'm sorry.
- I think it's sick. I do.
378
00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:52,693
I think it's very sick.
Something's wrong with you.
379
00:26:53,639 --> 00:26:54,643
I'm sorry.
380
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,870
Put it away!
381
00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:03,581
I'm just very disappointed.
382
00:27:10,808 --> 00:27:12,123
Hey, Laura.
383
00:27:14,577 --> 00:27:16,104
Can I see it?
384
00:27:16,399 --> 00:27:18,908
Can I see the thing?
385
00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:29,898
I mean...
386
00:27:32,574 --> 00:27:36,650
For what it is, it actually
looks pretty good.
387
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,062
Put it away.
388
00:27:43,636 --> 00:27:46,334
Okay, I only say this to you
as a friend, but...
389
00:27:46,737 --> 00:27:47,772
Wipe your mouth.
390
00:27:47,888 --> 00:27:51,713
This whole business of this solicitation...
391
00:27:53,161 --> 00:27:55,670
it isn't doing any wonders
for your reputation.
392
00:27:57,031 --> 00:27:58,400
I was just sitting here...
393
00:27:58,535 --> 00:28:02,660
Carrying that around and asking women,
it just comes across as perverse.
394
00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:05,200
If you wished that
something about you was different...
395
00:28:05,373 --> 00:28:08,280
and there was a way you could do it,
wouldn't you do it?
396
00:28:08,474 --> 00:28:13,010
Possibly. It's the way that
you go about things.
397
00:28:14,038 --> 00:28:16,669
I mean, it's an appealing idea, sort of.
398
00:28:16,848 --> 00:28:19,085
I'm sure there are
plenty of women out there...
399
00:28:19,247 --> 00:28:21,912
who would love to have bigger breasts.
400
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,226
Do you want the operation?
401
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,387
- Is that a joke?
- No, you said it was an appealing idea.
402
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,328
- Are you insulting me?
- No.
403
00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:40,247
I am a nurse. I am a professional.
404
00:28:40,663 --> 00:28:43,475
I do not need to be insulted by you.
405
00:28:44,084 --> 00:28:46,229
I was trying to be nice and help you.
406
00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:56,338
Shut up.
407
00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,170
I come from a stoic Calvinist background.
408
00:29:01,412 --> 00:29:04,075
You didn't complain unless
something was drastically wrong...
409
00:29:04,258 --> 00:29:06,545
like a broken leg or lung cancer.
410
00:29:06,974 --> 00:29:08,469
I feel crippled.
411
00:29:08,604 --> 00:29:11,208
I can't go to the beach.
I can't get clothes that fit.
412
00:29:11,386 --> 00:29:14,082
I can't find a man.
Hell, I look like a man.
413
00:29:14,326 --> 00:29:17,451
Gloria Steinem says breasts
are unimportant because she's got them.
414
00:29:17,811 --> 00:29:21,604
For God's sake, a surgeon doesn't buckle
when he encounters resistance.
415
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:26,093
This isn't resistance. These women,
I'm getting anger, they hate me.
416
00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:27,997
- 'Morning.
- 'Morning.
417
00:29:28,776 --> 00:29:30,176
I'm Dr. Larson.
418
00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:35,263
You're Miss Lindsey?
419
00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:39,516
I understand you have some tattoos
you'd like removed.
420
00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:42,771
Yes, right here.
My ex-husband bought them for me.
421
00:29:43,385 --> 00:29:45,097
How old is the tattoo?
422
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:51,274
Eight or nine years...
It's about 10 years old.
423
00:29:52,879 --> 00:29:56,339
God, they look like they haven't been
watered since I got them.
424
00:29:56,553 --> 00:29:57,650
Pardon?
425
00:29:59,303 --> 00:30:02,000
It's just kind of embarrassing,
'cause I've had six kids...
426
00:30:02,182 --> 00:30:04,042
and they're sagging.
427
00:30:04,964 --> 00:30:08,758
In fact, my ex-husband used to say
that I had a couple of flat feet.
428
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,609
Can you believe that?
429
00:30:13,401 --> 00:30:14,373
What?
430
00:30:18,004 --> 00:30:21,131
A transverse incision...
431
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:23,650
on the patient's right breast.
432
00:30:26,956 --> 00:30:30,132
- You want bigger scissors?
- Please. Thank you.
433
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,528
A little larger cut...
434
00:30:38,686 --> 00:30:41,686
to accommodate the implant.
435
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,566
Let's sponge that off.
436
00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:50,308
Going through the subcutaneous tissue
to the pectoralis fascia.
437
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,691
A little suction.
438
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,992
A little bit of a bleeder here.
439
00:30:56,909 --> 00:30:58,038
Come on.
440
00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:02,270
Do some finger dissection here
to open up the pocket.
441
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:05,140
A little tight squeeze, but...
442
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,756
Oh, boy.
443
00:31:11,614 --> 00:31:13,787
The strong use of finger dissection here...
444
00:31:16,088 --> 00:31:19,517
to open up the pocket, that's used
medially, laterally and superiorly.
445
00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:21,479
This is absurd! Would you excuse us?
446
00:31:21,619 --> 00:31:24,003
The implant is inserted.
447
00:31:24,979 --> 00:31:27,328
The incision is closed bilaterally using...
448
00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:30,961
a running-lock 3-0 nylon suture.
449
00:31:31,241 --> 00:31:32,797
The patients are told to abstain...
450
00:31:32,936 --> 00:31:36,061
from vigorous activity
for a period of three weeks.
451
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,643
And the result...
452
00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:49,674
And the result is
a beautifully contoured breast...
453
00:31:50,358 --> 00:31:54,025
with softness comparable
to that of the young adult.
454
00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:59,968
The psychological well-being
of women who feel crippled...
455
00:32:00,204 --> 00:32:02,651
by their own perceived shortcomings...
456
00:32:03,242 --> 00:32:06,575
can be cured with one simple operation.
457
00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:45,474
Are the phones working?
458
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,674
You wanna see what I've been working on?
I have an idea.
459
00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,159
An idea?
460
00:33:18,203 --> 00:33:19,363
Idea.
461
00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:21,775
I got an idea of my own.
462
00:33:23,062 --> 00:33:24,316
Let's...
463
00:33:25,332 --> 00:33:26,858
I know, I got it.
464
00:33:27,252 --> 00:33:30,460
Let's take all my money
and open up a clinic...
465
00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:34,161
that no one will go to
for an operation they don't want.
466
00:33:35,528 --> 00:33:37,391
Let's explore.
467
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,494
Let's experience like the kids are doing.
468
00:33:40,676 --> 00:33:43,738
Let's really get into
humiliation and failure.
469
00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:45,434
Out of sight!
470
00:33:46,908 --> 00:33:50,274
Let's suck my blood
until I'm dead in the gutter.
471
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:53,195
I'm sorry.
472
00:33:54,006 --> 00:33:55,721
That was your idea.
473
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,120
We could advertise in the newspaper.
474
00:33:59,312 --> 00:34:01,026
Newspaper?
475
00:34:02,446 --> 00:34:04,495
Look, this is the ad I've been working on.
476
00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:07,496
You're gonna advertise
my ruined career and reputation?
477
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,959
That's very interesting, but...
478
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:14,731
you know, doctors never advertise.
479
00:34:15,008 --> 00:34:19,107
- That's because they haven't had to.
- Shut up! Just leave me alone!
480
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,028
In fact, stay out of my sight.
481
00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,365
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,723
What?
483
00:34:42,692 --> 00:34:44,981
Not only am I married to a man...
484
00:34:45,154 --> 00:34:48,312
who stuffs women's breasts for a living...
485
00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:51,732
now everybody at the Club's
gonna know about it!
486
00:35:01,106 --> 00:35:02,065
Hey, you!
487
00:35:03,246 --> 00:35:06,708
Don't you say one thing to me!
Don't you say one word!
488
00:35:09,929 --> 00:35:11,330
It's all an act, isn't it?
489
00:35:11,816 --> 00:35:14,324
I thought you were a moron,
but you aren't, are you?
490
00:35:14,564 --> 00:35:16,736
No, you're smart. You're very smart!
491
00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,439
How else could you ruin my life
with such precision?
492
00:35:19,615 --> 00:35:21,966
- You saw the...
- Shut up! Not one word.
493
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,790
You don't speak!
494
00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:27,114
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:35:30,035 --> 00:35:32,147
Know what?
I want your things out of my office.
496
00:35:33,742 --> 00:35:35,697
I'm just gonna get you started here.
497
00:35:36,013 --> 00:35:38,428
Okay, I just need you to fill this out.
498
00:35:42,022 --> 00:35:43,309
Good morning, Doctors.
499
00:35:53,531 --> 00:35:54,502
Yeah.
500
00:36:14,598 --> 00:36:17,807
- Good morning, Dr. Larson.
- Good morning, Dr. Saunders.
501
00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:28,250
I want you to understand all your options.
502
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,040
You can go in through the crease
under the breast...
503
00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,179
through the nipple...
504
00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:33,373
or through the underarm.
505
00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:36,522
You can go over the muscle
or behind the muscle.
506
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,924
We can accentuate cleavage or volume.
507
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,594
We can give you
the classic teardrop shape.
508
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,976
A fuller melon-shaped breast.
509
00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:45,995
Different patients
react differently to pain.
510
00:36:46,147 --> 00:36:47,580
We can make the nipples point up.
511
00:36:47,779 --> 00:36:49,765
There might be bruising or swelling.
512
00:36:49,953 --> 00:36:53,227
And there's no real maintenance.
It's not like changing a tire.
513
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,708
You don't have to rotate them
every 10,000 miles.
514
00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:59,515
For most women, it's something you can
do on Monday and be working Wednesday.
515
00:36:59,736 --> 00:37:03,896
Although you will have to massage them
frequently at first, preferably at home.
516
00:37:04,146 --> 00:37:06,415
When you're 80,
your breasts will still look 18.
517
00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,627
That's left to right
and then top to bottom.
518
00:37:08,847 --> 00:37:12,179
Occasionally, they can harden up a little.
If that happens...
519
00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:15,857
you come back to us
and we'll soften them up for you.
520
00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:19,210
Feel better?
521
00:37:19,686 --> 00:37:22,745
- We can go through the nipple.
- You'll be popular at the nursing home.
522
00:37:22,943 --> 00:37:25,023
- The nipple or the underarm.
- Absolutely safe.
523
00:37:25,725 --> 00:37:29,121
Only danger is, God forbid,
you get stabbed in the chest.
524
00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:32,790
We can make the nipples point up.
525
00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:35,093
It's absolutely safe.
526
00:37:35,537 --> 00:37:36,822
Any questions?
527
00:37:37,104 --> 00:37:38,755
When can I schedule?
528
00:37:42,475 --> 00:37:45,078
Would it be too soon
to do it on Monday, dear?
529
00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:12,748
Hey! How you doing?
530
00:38:13,419 --> 00:38:15,278
What you got for me today?
531
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:18,328
More of them big old bags?
532
00:38:19,462 --> 00:38:22,703
I swear, it's just like Christmas
every single time you come.
533
00:38:23,587 --> 00:38:26,742
- Okay, here we go, almost there.
- Wait.
534
00:38:31,194 --> 00:38:32,510
- Okay.
- Okay?
535
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,129
Here we go.
536
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,329
They're beautiful.
537
00:38:52,257 --> 00:38:55,039
You're gonna push, push in...
538
00:38:55,872 --> 00:38:57,522
and lift up, okay?
539
00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:02,158
Then you want to massage them gently
clockwise, like this.
540
00:39:02,395 --> 00:39:05,089
And counterclockwise, like this.
541
00:39:08,403 --> 00:39:12,020
Every day, several times a day, okay?
542
00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,111
Any questions?
543
00:39:21,413 --> 00:39:23,556
Yeah. Show me again.
544
00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:28,759
It's too much muscle!
545
00:39:30,427 --> 00:39:33,396
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop off at the bank.
546
00:39:36,151 --> 00:39:37,834
I got you a little surprise.
547
00:39:38,772 --> 00:39:42,262
- What's this?
- It's your royalty check for this month.
548
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,451
Oh, my God.
549
00:39:48,683 --> 00:39:51,034
Do you know how much
I'm gonna owe in taxes on this?
550
00:39:51,207 --> 00:39:53,069
Yeah, those taxes.
551
00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,850
They're killing me!
552
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:02,505
I understand. If someone cancels,
I can schedule you.
553
00:40:02,683 --> 00:40:04,764
But that's the best I can do.
554
00:40:05,018 --> 00:40:07,586
How much can I pay you
to cancel someone?
555
00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:12,046
Ma'am, the doctors
are really busy right now.
556
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,593
I'd like to help you
if I could, but I can't.
557
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:22,499
- Hello, Laura.
- Hi, Kevin.
558
00:40:28,961 --> 00:40:30,979
It looks like you're doing well.
559
00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:32,516
Been busy.
560
00:40:35,352 --> 00:40:37,862
My sister Katy is really happy
with her results.
561
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,029
Good.
562
00:40:39,094 --> 00:40:42,125
Makes me regret I didn't take you up
on your offer at Baylor...
563
00:40:42,322 --> 00:40:44,894
when I could've gotten them for free.
564
00:40:48,491 --> 00:40:49,450
How's Steve?
565
00:40:50,058 --> 00:40:52,443
We got divorced about three months ago.
566
00:40:52,776 --> 00:40:54,093
I'm sorry.
567
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:56,849
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
568
00:40:59,296 --> 00:41:00,455
You look good.
569
00:41:01,661 --> 00:41:02,759
Thanks.
570
00:41:03,101 --> 00:41:05,086
But I want to look better.
571
00:41:07,992 --> 00:41:09,738
I was thinking that...
572
00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:13,984
maybe you could give me
something like you gave Katy.
573
00:41:14,703 --> 00:41:18,468
I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top
and she's more...
574
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:21,112
Yeah.
575
00:41:22,507 --> 00:41:25,253
You're probably totally
used to this, right?
576
00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:28,019
I should just show you.
577
00:41:28,963 --> 00:41:30,028
Okay.
578
00:41:33,374 --> 00:41:35,519
It's good to see you again.
579
00:41:43,508 --> 00:41:46,571
- What do you think?
- I think they're super.
580
00:41:47,343 --> 00:41:48,629
Thanks!
581
00:41:48,942 --> 00:41:50,498
I think we could go bigger.
582
00:41:51,179 --> 00:41:52,244
How big?
583
00:41:53,257 --> 00:41:55,118
They're not too small?
584
00:41:56,487 --> 00:41:58,378
You don't think we should go with...
585
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,938
350cc, maybe?
586
00:42:02,110 --> 00:42:03,941
They're perfect.
587
00:42:04,925 --> 00:42:08,083
They should be.
He spent four hours working on them.
588
00:42:09,753 --> 00:42:12,753
- Do you want me to close?
- No, I'll do it.
589
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:17,257
I don't want even a hint of a scar.
590
00:42:24,649 --> 00:42:26,700
Come on, get a picture of this.
591
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,571
I mean...
592
00:42:44,915 --> 00:42:47,582
will a guy be able to tell that I have...
593
00:42:47,762 --> 00:42:48,721
you know...
594
00:42:51,406 --> 00:42:53,483
Can you come here for a sec?
595
00:42:56,393 --> 00:42:58,997
- Would you mind?
- No.
596
00:43:14,838 --> 00:43:16,185
Go ahead, touch them.
597
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:17,980
Go ahead.
598
00:43:23,882 --> 00:43:26,120
Those are... They're perfect.
599
00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:30,196
I wouldn't do anything to you
that I wouldn't do to my wife.
600
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:32,124
Within reason.
601
00:43:33,824 --> 00:43:37,097
I won't say it didn't hurt, it felt
like a ton of bricks fell on my chest.
602
00:43:37,311 --> 00:43:40,489
But the first time I saw
my two new best friends, I was like:
603
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,988
"Oh, my God, it was worth it!"
604
00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,636
My shoulders fit me now. I have a waist.
605
00:43:45,813 --> 00:43:47,987
I've been reborn, I rock!
606
00:43:48,145 --> 00:43:50,290
This is the way
I was always meant to look.
607
00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:51,944
This is about artistry.
608
00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:55,571
This is not some ham-fisted,
cut-and-stuff procedure.
609
00:43:56,140 --> 00:44:00,236
If you approach it like it is, you'll end
up with some extremely unhappy women...
610
00:44:00,486 --> 00:44:04,124
with displeasing, wandering or...
611
00:44:04,834 --> 00:44:06,182
walleyed breasts.
612
00:44:06,305 --> 00:44:09,668
They'll be angry at you
and you'll be out of business quickly.
613
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:12,885
This surgeon really
completely messed this one up.
614
00:44:13,369 --> 00:44:16,642
We call this one the Marty Feldman.
615
00:44:17,717 --> 00:44:19,462
This guy really messed this one up.
616
00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,645
If you perform the operation properly...
617
00:44:24,555 --> 00:44:28,446
you'll receive letters from women
thanking you for saving their lives.
618
00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:31,018
In fact, I got...
619
00:44:34,594 --> 00:44:39,152
I didn't bring them with me. Kevin,
would you run and get some of the letters?
620
00:44:41,725 --> 00:44:44,295
Why don't you get them? I'll take over.
621
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,450
That's all right. The letters,
could you go get them, please?
622
00:44:49,907 --> 00:44:53,272
I can handle the rest of the questions
while you get them.
623
00:44:57,004 --> 00:44:59,671
Laura was going through the books
last night.
624
00:44:59,851 --> 00:45:03,089
Really? Is Laura our accountant now?
625
00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:07,894
It looks like you received a Dow Corning
royalty payment last month.
626
00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:10,559
Really?
627
00:45:11,198 --> 00:45:13,339
I don't remember receiving
my share of that.
628
00:45:14,297 --> 00:45:16,188
I need more suction here.
629
00:45:17,397 --> 00:45:19,176
If the truth be known...
630
00:45:20,052 --> 00:45:21,882
it's because I'm stealing from you.
631
00:45:22,225 --> 00:45:24,118
I'm robbing you for the fun of it.
632
00:45:24,751 --> 00:45:28,114
- I wasn't accusing you of stealing.
- The hell you weren't.
633
00:45:28,489 --> 00:45:29,649
The hell.
634
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:32,006
Could I get some suction here?
635
00:45:32,488 --> 00:45:34,724
I'm bringing you your sutures.
636
00:45:35,590 --> 00:45:36,549
"Please."
637
00:45:37,221 --> 00:45:39,570
"Can I get some suction here, please?"
638
00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:42,266
Let's try to treat my wife with respect.
639
00:45:42,427 --> 00:45:46,046
In here, she is my employee,
she is not your wife.
640
00:45:47,065 --> 00:45:48,592
Is that a problem?
641
00:45:49,018 --> 00:45:52,223
Because if that's a problem,
I'll get a new employee.
642
00:45:57,037 --> 00:46:00,593
Let me get this right.
They won't explode when you're flying.
643
00:46:01,099 --> 00:46:03,573
They didn't when I flew up here
from Texas.
644
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,322
Bert, there are many augmented
flight attendants...
645
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,626
and I don't believe I've ever heard
of any problems.
646
00:46:10,016 --> 00:46:13,937
- They do help me swim a lot better.
- All right.
647
00:46:14,364 --> 00:46:18,157
Tell us, what kind of woman
has her breasts augmented?
648
00:46:18,391 --> 00:46:21,203
- There are so many...
- The typical woman who comes to see us...
649
00:46:21,396 --> 00:46:23,016
Excuse me, can I finish?
650
00:46:23,154 --> 00:46:26,584
She has a husband who isn't maturing
as quickly as she is.
651
00:46:27,376 --> 00:46:30,960
The girls flock around him,
he looks good on the golf course.
652
00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:34,404
Meanwhile, she's borne all the children,
her breasts are sagging...
653
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,298
and she wants the operation
so she can feel good again.
654
00:46:37,477 --> 00:46:41,210
In one respect, it isn't important
what he thinks you look like.
655
00:46:41,790 --> 00:46:45,521
What's important is what you think
he thinks you look like.
656
00:46:45,819 --> 00:46:48,569
- That's exactly right.
- Very well put.
657
00:46:48,826 --> 00:46:52,350
Actually, you're like psychiatrists
with knives!
658
00:46:52,664 --> 00:46:54,190
- In a way, yes.
- No, I...
659
00:46:54,325 --> 00:46:56,247
We get lots of referrals
from psychiatrists.
660
00:46:56,401 --> 00:46:59,641
They know how important it is
for a woman to be able to...
661
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,615
buy a bathing suit
without getting depressed.
662
00:47:02,828 --> 00:47:06,873
Or walk into a room in a strapless dress,
knowing heads will turn.
663
00:47:07,332 --> 00:47:09,873
That's why we've come up with
this natural-feel implant.
664
00:47:10,051 --> 00:47:12,862
What? What we came up with?
665
00:47:13,182 --> 00:47:15,012
I don't remember you coming up
with anything.
666
00:47:15,454 --> 00:47:18,883
- Do you want to go somewhere and confer?
- Honey, let's not get into this.
667
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:23,080
Let's get right into it. What exactly,
specifically, did you come up with?
668
00:47:23,636 --> 00:47:26,239
- I don't think this is the time or place.
- What?
669
00:47:26,515 --> 00:47:29,086
By "come up with," you mean what?
"To steal"?
670
00:47:29,422 --> 00:47:32,330
By "come up with" meaning
"to take undeserved credit"?
671
00:47:32,525 --> 00:47:36,160
- You know better than that.
- What do you mean by "come up with"?
672
00:47:36,455 --> 00:47:38,744
I provided you with the knowledge.
673
00:47:39,396 --> 00:47:42,272
Provided you with the knowledge,
the finances...
674
00:47:42,467 --> 00:47:44,756
the surgical expertise, the credibility.
675
00:47:45,025 --> 00:47:46,913
Credibility? Fuck!
676
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:49,793
What would you have done?
677
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:53,202
A 25-year-old resident who nearly got
kicked out of medical school.
678
00:47:53,944 --> 00:47:56,024
Who never once performed a surgery.
679
00:47:56,182 --> 00:47:59,336
- Isn't that a bit self-delusional?
- I would've done fine without you.
680
00:47:59,695 --> 00:48:02,172
- You would've done nothing.
- I would've done fine.
681
00:48:02,349 --> 00:48:06,824
Then, my friend, why don't you try it?
Why don't you try doing fine without me?
682
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,548
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
683
00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:16,848
Come on.
684
00:48:18,556 --> 00:48:20,084
How do I get this thing off?
685
00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,969
Someone help her with her equipment.
Dear, you're welcome to...
686
00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,239
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
687
00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:28,544
So much for the magic of live television.
688
00:48:28,722 --> 00:48:32,705
We're still here with the remaining
inventor of the silicone implant.
689
00:48:32,941 --> 00:48:34,594
I don't think so.
690
00:48:35,659 --> 00:48:39,116
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little twerp.
691
00:48:41,091 --> 00:48:43,140
I work at a chocolate factory.
692
00:48:43,394 --> 00:48:46,176
That's very interesting.
We may explore that a little more.
693
00:48:46,721 --> 00:48:50,847
I said, "He's insane!" That's right,
he's lost his grasp on... Come on!
694
00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:55,758
He's lost his grasp on reality. Hello?
He's berserk!
695
00:48:56,117 --> 00:48:59,276
It was difficult but I had to let him go,
he didn't leave.
696
00:48:59,476 --> 00:49:02,317
Because our patients
deserve the best results.
697
00:49:02,509 --> 00:49:04,222
Some of his work was...
698
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:08,149
I felt that I could not stand behind him.
699
00:49:08,777 --> 00:49:13,220
When I came up with the implant idea,
he had trouble even saying "breast."
700
00:49:13,893 --> 00:49:14,852
Thank you.
701
00:49:14,914 --> 00:49:16,377
He would proposition women...
702
00:49:16,896 --> 00:49:18,485
while they were still on the table.
703
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,955
You want toilet plunger breasts?
He's the man!
704
00:49:21,115 --> 00:49:25,163
You want numb nipples?
You want nipples that won't get erect?
705
00:49:25,528 --> 00:49:28,276
Call me old-fashioned,
call me anything you want to.
706
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:31,773
Wrecked, ugly, wrecked nipples!
707
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:34,034
Every patient was a potential date for him.
708
00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:35,811
What? Did he tell you that?
709
00:49:36,078 --> 00:49:38,158
Of course I can't reveal names.
710
00:49:38,411 --> 00:49:41,744
Hold on. Can I ask you something?
Did you sleep with my patients?
711
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,341
Did you sleep with my patients?
712
00:49:45,539 --> 00:49:47,588
You didn't? Can you prove it?
713
00:49:48,192 --> 00:49:49,511
Can you prove it?
714
00:49:49,728 --> 00:49:53,090
No you can't, can you?
You can't prove a negative, can you?
715
00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:55,083
Isn't that some, Jesus Christ...
716
00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:58,194
some journalistic axiom or something?
717
00:49:58,390 --> 00:50:00,837
You're an investigative reporter,
aren't you?
718
00:50:01,013 --> 00:50:04,043
Why don't you do some investigating?
719
00:50:07,211 --> 00:50:09,877
- Is Mrs. Hummings here?
- No.
720
00:50:16,326 --> 00:50:18,465
Did she not show up?
721
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,132
No.
722
00:50:24,058 --> 00:50:25,804
What the fuck?
723
00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:28,779
Is that the third no-show this week?
724
00:50:30,898 --> 00:50:34,140
That son of a bitch.
I knew he'd do something like this.
725
00:50:35,248 --> 00:50:37,995
- Who are you talking about, sweet pea?
- Larson, goddamn it.
726
00:50:38,188 --> 00:50:40,793
That son of a bitch,
he's clogged our appointment book...
727
00:50:40,970 --> 00:50:43,177
with these phony appointments.
728
00:50:43,336 --> 00:50:45,383
But, honey, we have plenty of open slots.
729
00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:49,063
This is what I want you to do: Call
his office, start booking appointments.
730
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,284
Use a fake name.
731
00:50:50,399 --> 00:50:54,625
Book a breast augmentation and a nose job
every half hour, a skin graft, okay?
732
00:50:55,516 --> 00:50:58,576
You're talking like a crazy person
and I am now ignoring you.
733
00:50:58,998 --> 00:51:00,680
- Pick up the phone.
- No.
734
00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:03,845
- Pick up the phone!
- No!
735
00:51:04,338 --> 00:51:06,147
We have had six patients this week.
736
00:51:06,321 --> 00:51:10,332
We can't make any prank phone calls,
because we can't pay our phone bill.
737
00:51:11,689 --> 00:51:15,736
Did you call Health and Fitness Magazine
about buying an ad? Did you?
738
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,165
No, I did not.
739
00:51:17,413 --> 00:51:18,449
Pick up the phone.
740
00:51:20,739 --> 00:51:22,514
We can't run any ads...
741
00:51:22,656 --> 00:51:26,785
because we are totally and completely
out of money.
742
00:51:31,351 --> 00:51:33,002
What are you saying?
743
00:51:33,430 --> 00:51:35,173
I am so frustrated.
744
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,278
We don't have any money.
745
00:51:42,217 --> 00:51:43,901
The fact is, Dr. Saunders...
746
00:51:44,041 --> 00:51:47,770
you were an employee of Dr. Larson's
when you aided in the conception of this...
747
00:51:48,002 --> 00:51:51,525
"Aided in the conception?"
We were partners. I invented it.
748
00:51:51,743 --> 00:51:55,539
All royalties from Dow Corning
are controlled directly by him.
749
00:51:56,253 --> 00:52:00,170
Admit it, between you and me,
man to man, no one else around...
750
00:52:00,438 --> 00:52:02,916
just tell me it's bullshit, isn't it?
751
00:52:03,093 --> 00:52:04,870
It's wrong. It's bullshit.
752
00:52:06,066 --> 00:52:10,019
His previous generosity towards you
in no way obligates him...
753
00:52:10,256 --> 00:52:12,855
This is unbelievable.
You're going straight to hell.
754
00:52:13,033 --> 00:52:15,637
You son of a bitch, you're going to hell.
755
00:52:16,232 --> 00:52:17,727
Talk to Dow.
756
00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:21,878
- Can't get into your car?
- Watch it.
757
00:52:22,017 --> 00:52:23,022
Sue me, prick.
758
00:52:27,964 --> 00:52:30,630
I talked to our legal department
before I came down here.
759
00:52:31,129 --> 00:52:34,745
There's nothing we can do to alter
the original royalty agreement.
760
00:52:34,965 --> 00:52:39,521
What I can do is negotiate more
favorable terms on the price of implants...
761
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:41,473
if you order in bulk.
762
00:52:41,965 --> 00:52:45,267
You don't understand something.
I don't need cheaper implants.
763
00:52:45,481 --> 00:52:47,405
I need women to put them into!
764
00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:50,139
You can go, grandma!
765
00:52:51,779 --> 00:52:53,064
What the hell?
766
00:52:53,184 --> 00:52:56,739
What I need is a good bankruptcy lawyer
and a gun.
767
00:52:56,956 --> 00:53:00,135
A gun with a bullet
to put through my fucking head.
768
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,983
You need to calm down and relax.
769
00:53:03,257 --> 00:53:04,570
Turn here.
770
00:53:14,412 --> 00:53:16,001
What is this place?
771
00:53:16,487 --> 00:53:19,185
A testament to all the good you've done.
772
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,651
Hey, Gerald! Wonderful to see you again.
773
00:53:30,811 --> 00:53:33,873
- It's been a long time. How's it going?
- Great seeing you.
774
00:53:34,071 --> 00:53:38,201
I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Saunders,
the plastic surgeon I was telling you about.
775
00:53:38,450 --> 00:53:41,815
Wonderful to meet you. I'm Andy Rinough.
Welcome to Remy's.
776
00:53:42,030 --> 00:53:43,253
Thanks.
777
00:53:45,038 --> 00:53:46,750
Would you like to join me upstairs?
778
00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:50,098
- I'd like to go upstairs. Would you?
- What's upstairs?
779
00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:52,174
Come on.
780
00:54:02,203 --> 00:54:04,954
We got ourselves a new baby girl.
781
00:54:05,529 --> 00:54:08,223
Gentlemen, put your hands together.
782
00:54:37,527 --> 00:54:39,387
Sit right over here.
783
00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:43,914
How you doing?
784
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:55,349
This is unbelievable.
785
00:54:55,844 --> 00:54:57,068
Here we go.
786
00:55:00,476 --> 00:55:02,744
I'm a big fan of your work.
787
00:55:07,289 --> 00:55:09,433
- Dr. Saunders?
- Yes?
788
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,590
Hi! Don't you remember me?
789
00:55:13,681 --> 00:55:16,377
I'm Savannah. I used to be Jessica.
790
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:17,851
Yes.
791
00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:21,324
Dr. Saunders, you gave me these.
792
00:55:22,601 --> 00:55:24,156
I just love them.
793
00:55:25,285 --> 00:55:26,936
They're great.
794
00:55:33,278 --> 00:55:34,774
I love this song.
795
00:55:35,643 --> 00:55:36,896
It's funky.
796
00:55:37,273 --> 00:55:40,941
- Can I dance for you?
- No, thank you. Thanks very much.
797
00:56:32,192 --> 00:56:35,557
Breasts: They have this powerful duality...
798
00:56:35,773 --> 00:56:39,298
as both signage
designed to attract the opposite sex...
799
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:43,068
and then as a food source
to nurture the offspring of the alliance.
800
00:56:43,445 --> 00:56:47,573
They also give off special energy
because they're circles within circles.
801
00:56:47,919 --> 00:56:50,669
I hate to put a label on myself,
but I am a feminist.
802
00:56:50,862 --> 00:56:54,498
I got the surgery, not in spite of,
but because of that fact.
803
00:56:54,826 --> 00:56:57,427
I think obtaining
a culturally rewarded appearance...
804
00:56:57,605 --> 00:57:02,082
as politically incorrect as that sounds,
is a liberating experience.
805
00:57:04,576 --> 00:57:05,943
Hi, Vanessa.
806
00:57:06,685 --> 00:57:08,608
You can't smoke in here.
807
00:57:09,946 --> 00:57:11,231
I'm sorry.
808
00:57:12,183 --> 00:57:13,771
I'm very unhappy.
809
00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:17,152
What's wrong?
Is everything okay with the augmentation?
810
00:57:17,747 --> 00:57:19,333
They're disgusting.
811
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,719
What do you mean?
812
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:23,833
They're disgusting
and flat, not big enough.
813
00:57:24,011 --> 00:57:26,762
I feel like a boy. I want them bigger.
814
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,133
Your breasts are perfect.
815
00:57:35,519 --> 00:57:36,889
They're great.
816
00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:38,309
You've had...
817
00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:43,227
what would be considered a very large
augmentation eight months ago.
818
00:57:43,735 --> 00:57:47,498
It's not good enough anymore.
It was at first and now it isn't.
819
00:57:48,049 --> 00:57:51,174
In the before-and-after picture,
you're already in the "after."
820
00:57:51,373 --> 00:57:52,471
Do you understand?
821
00:57:52,877 --> 00:57:54,373
You can make them bigger.
822
00:57:54,573 --> 00:57:58,240
- I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Bullshit!
823
00:57:58,536 --> 00:58:01,534
You can. You put more stuff in them
and they'll get bigger.
824
00:58:01,827 --> 00:58:04,640
What I'm saying is,
I've never performed an operation...
825
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:08,420
that I didn't feel
would be cosmetically beneficial.
826
00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:12,342
What you're asking for,
it wouldn't make you look...
827
00:58:12,536 --> 00:58:14,826
You have to stop smoking.
828
00:58:15,223 --> 00:58:16,623
I want them to be big.
829
00:58:16,852 --> 00:58:18,964
Really big. That's what I want.
830
00:58:24,781 --> 00:58:27,811
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right, sweetie. Okay.
831
00:58:28,522 --> 00:58:30,142
This woman is huge!
832
00:58:32,998 --> 00:58:35,442
She wants to be bigger, all right?
833
00:58:36,928 --> 00:58:39,532
I think she's big enough.
834
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:43,108
Scalpel?
835
00:58:46,679 --> 00:58:47,638
No.
836
00:58:48,849 --> 00:58:50,376
Come on.
837
00:58:50,642 --> 00:58:51,739
Scalpel?
838
00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:54,487
Thank you.
839
00:59:07,201 --> 00:59:11,183
They tell me I drive too fast.
I already got five speeding tickets.
840
00:59:13,178 --> 00:59:14,797
Know what I'm saying?
841
00:59:16,534 --> 00:59:18,093
I'll be back.
842
00:59:23,632 --> 00:59:25,032
Don't even start.
843
00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:28,344
For God's sake!
She's not going to be able to buy clothes.
844
00:59:28,555 --> 00:59:31,492
It's what the woman wants
and we need the money.
845
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,517
- What kind of job is she going to have?
- It's none of our business.
846
00:59:35,747 --> 00:59:38,223
Don't ever walk out of surgery again.
847
00:59:42,556 --> 00:59:43,528
Look at that.
848
00:59:43,707 --> 00:59:45,454
- She's incredible.
- She's beautiful.
849
00:59:45,593 --> 00:59:47,056
It's not too big?
850
00:59:47,255 --> 00:59:49,890
She's making $1,000 a week,
they're not too big.
851
00:59:51,761 --> 00:59:53,351
Know what I'm going to do?
852
00:59:53,936 --> 00:59:57,459
I'm gonna get every girl
who wants to have their boobs done...
853
00:59:57,676 --> 00:59:59,694
and I'm gonna have them done by you.
854
00:59:59,850 --> 01:00:03,926
- You'll refer them to me?
- I'll direct them to you. Go on, take a hit.
855
01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:06,370
- No, I've had enough.
- Come on, be a man.
856
01:00:06,628 --> 01:00:11,133
I'm gonna refer them to you and in return,
you'll pay me some kind of referral fee.
857
01:00:13,692 --> 01:00:17,120
What kind of referral fee
are you talking about?
858
01:00:17,591 --> 01:00:21,449
I don't know. Maybe 10, 15 percent...
859
01:00:22,131 --> 01:00:23,961
10 percent of what you charge.
860
01:00:24,114 --> 01:00:27,053
This is the best promotion
you can ever hope for.
861
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:28,822
When men see her...
862
01:00:29,388 --> 01:00:32,567
you'll have their wives
in your office the next day.
863
01:00:41,441 --> 01:00:42,505
Marker.
864
01:00:43,677 --> 01:00:45,694
- Guys wanna get their hands on these.
- Jesus!
865
01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:49,185
These women with National Geographic
boobs drooping around their waist...
866
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,082
of course their boyfriends look at me.
867
01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:54,618
I needed my teeth fixed, too,
but I only had enough money for one.
868
01:00:54,832 --> 01:00:58,231
I think I made the right choice.
No one notices my teeth are crooked.
869
01:00:59,086 --> 01:01:00,454
Excuse me, Bill.
870
01:01:04,489 --> 01:01:05,712
Look at that.
871
01:01:06,279 --> 01:01:10,782
Oh, my goodness. Same designers.
You'll have to keep your distance.
872
01:01:11,038 --> 01:01:14,657
Are those my breasts?
They look awfully familiar.
873
01:01:16,604 --> 01:01:20,334
That's a completely different style.
It's teardrop shaped.
874
01:01:23,283 --> 01:01:26,953
I paid couture prices, you better not
have given me ready-to-wear.
875
01:01:28,048 --> 01:01:29,240
My goodness.
876
01:01:32,681 --> 01:01:33,841
Oh, dear.
877
01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:37,201
Where's the food?
Do you know where the food is?
878
01:01:37,382 --> 01:01:39,243
No, that's liquor, sir.
879
01:01:39,494 --> 01:01:41,939
Excuse me for a moment, won't you?
880
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,663
Are you guys hungry?
881
01:01:44,862 --> 01:01:45,988
Hold on. Hello.
882
01:01:46,107 --> 01:01:49,077
Don't walk away, I'm not done with you.
Thank you.
883
01:01:49,882 --> 01:01:51,471
You can't do that.
884
01:01:53,687 --> 01:01:54,784
Hello, Kevin.
885
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,658
Well, hello, Bill.
886
01:01:59,503 --> 01:02:01,677
I'd like to personally thank you...
887
01:02:01,837 --> 01:02:05,140
for dispelling the notion of ethics
in plastic surgery.
888
01:02:05,481 --> 01:02:09,924
They were actually beginning to take us
seriously and you set us back 10 years.
889
01:02:10,373 --> 01:02:13,100
- I did? How did I do that?
- How?
890
01:02:13,888 --> 01:02:15,047
By this.
891
01:02:15,582 --> 01:02:17,233
By your behavior.
892
01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:21,202
Your whole behavior, your lack
of integrity, your damn persona.
893
01:02:23,636 --> 01:02:25,163
You make them too big.
894
01:02:25,716 --> 01:02:29,208
I give the customers
what they ask for, you jackass.
895
01:02:29,553 --> 01:02:32,250
- Different women want different things.
- Really?
896
01:02:32,430 --> 01:02:34,480
To look like circus freaks?
897
01:02:35,021 --> 01:02:36,210
Freaks?
898
01:02:36,744 --> 01:02:41,063
You call them freaks, that's very telling.
I find that very telling about you.
899
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,891
What you're doing is perverse.
900
01:02:47,966 --> 01:02:49,333
Go to hell.
901
01:02:52,888 --> 01:02:55,094
It's always nice to see you.
902
01:02:56,182 --> 01:02:58,658
You should be ashamed of yourself.
903
01:02:58,867 --> 01:03:03,120
Mutilating your body to fulfill
some kind of male pornographic fantasy!
904
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:07,073
I am not fulfilling anybody's fantasy.
I did this for myself, honey.
905
01:03:07,562 --> 01:03:09,767
You did it because Playboy tells you...
906
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,377
Don't tell me why I did what I did,
all right?
907
01:03:12,549 --> 01:03:16,372
Phil, I think it's
important to realize that...
908
01:03:16,928 --> 01:03:19,435
many intelligent women
find the operation empowering.
909
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,457
Hold on!
910
01:03:22,778 --> 01:03:26,636
I think these women are jealous.
They know that girl... What's her name?
911
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:29,104
- Cindy.
- They know Cindy looks better than them.
912
01:03:29,267 --> 01:03:32,539
- Please!
- I'd have the operation if I could afford it.
913
01:03:32,752 --> 01:03:34,372
Do you do charity work?
914
01:03:36,301 --> 01:03:38,226
Charity work, Doctor, how about that?
915
01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:41,634
In most tribal societies,
this is the ideal.
916
01:03:42,214 --> 01:03:44,784
Sagging breasts are a sign of beauty...
917
01:03:44,963 --> 01:03:47,534
symbolizing pregnancy and childbirth.
918
01:03:47,713 --> 01:03:50,775
Only in our culture is this the ideal:
919
01:03:51,324 --> 01:03:53,130
An upright, adolescent breast.
920
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,929
What this doctor has created
is this Barbie-doll look.
921
01:03:58,358 --> 01:04:00,773
It's a body type simply
not found in nature.
922
01:04:01,042 --> 01:04:05,848
I think it's important to draw a distinction
between reasonable, ethical doctors...
923
01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:09,366
such as myself and Dr. Franklin Rose,
a handful of others.
924
01:04:11,943 --> 01:04:14,785
This woman,
and I'm sure you're a nice woman.
925
01:04:15,043 --> 01:04:16,507
Thank you, Doctor.
926
01:04:16,643 --> 01:04:21,083
She's not one of my patients
and she's not representative of my work.
927
01:04:21,853 --> 01:04:23,995
My doctor is Kevin Saunders.
928
01:04:24,443 --> 01:04:25,758
Hi, Kevin.
929
01:04:26,776 --> 01:04:28,146
I love what you do for me.
930
01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:32,803
How is it? Is it good?
931
01:04:34,992 --> 01:04:37,040
I think I just burst a blood vessel.
932
01:04:42,184 --> 01:04:45,852
Look, you missed some.
You'll have to try it again.
933
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,800
Are you trying to take advantage of me?
934
01:04:50,975 --> 01:04:54,832
You're a very bad girl. You're very bad.
You're wicked.
935
01:05:41,836 --> 01:05:43,518
Hello.
936
01:06:08,784 --> 01:06:10,215
I'm sorry.
937
01:06:33,078 --> 01:06:37,615
I used to work in investment banking
and was totally respected for my mind.
938
01:06:37,874 --> 01:06:41,207
For reasons unrelated to work,
I decided to get the surgery done.
939
01:06:41,421 --> 01:06:43,134
The strangest thing happened:
940
01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:46,561
All the guys I worked with began
treating me like a moronic bimbo.
941
01:06:46,984 --> 01:06:50,163
I've known them for years,
and now they were calling me...
942
01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:53,245
baby and doll face and sweet pants.
943
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,285
It's like in one weekend,
I went from being a respected equal...
944
01:06:57,500 --> 01:07:01,880
to some kind of totally vacuous,
available, helpless, slut secretary.
945
01:07:02,295 --> 01:07:06,340
Like I'd paid the doctor to take out
my brain and stuff it in my tits.
946
01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:14,038
Here we are!
947
01:07:15,211 --> 01:07:17,226
Come on, don't be shy.
948
01:07:17,798 --> 01:07:20,705
He built this house
when he got divorced in '83.
949
01:07:21,827 --> 01:07:23,970
30,000 square feet.
950
01:07:24,130 --> 01:07:25,812
- Hey, Bitsy.
- Hey there!
951
01:07:25,953 --> 01:07:29,996
Marble floors from Italy.
Honduras mahogany railings.
952
01:07:30,936 --> 01:07:33,687
Lots of these Impressionist paintings
from France.
953
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,577
They say he can have me ready
by the August issue.
954
01:07:36,757 --> 01:07:39,141
He's the Penthouse plastic surgeon.
955
01:07:39,315 --> 01:07:42,740
He can take a dump truck
and hammer her into a Ferrari.
956
01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:44,974
That's my favorite car!
957
01:07:45,419 --> 01:07:47,687
Don't be afraid to go too big.
958
01:07:47,849 --> 01:07:51,247
Dr. Saunders can fit in 400cc implants...
959
01:07:51,495 --> 01:07:55,746
when every other surgeon is saying
they can't squeeze in 200cc.
960
01:07:56,415 --> 01:07:58,956
- Hi, hon. How you feeling?
- Good!
961
01:08:00,317 --> 01:08:02,523
- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Judith!
962
01:08:03,321 --> 01:08:04,847
That's Janice.
963
01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:07,222
She's going out with a very famous star...
964
01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:10,129
whose name you would recognize
if I said it.
965
01:08:10,321 --> 01:08:11,545
But I can't.
966
01:08:11,761 --> 01:08:16,202
He's paying to have the implants
her old boyfriend gave her...
967
01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:18,634
replaced with new implants.
968
01:08:20,676 --> 01:08:25,027
Some of the girls like to come here
to rest up after the operation.
969
01:08:25,283 --> 01:08:27,060
- Here you are, Doctor.
- Thanks.
970
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,218
That's Summer. Hey, girl.
971
01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,539
She's here to prepare
for her Falcon Crest audition.
972
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:37,615
This is Ashley.
973
01:08:37,974 --> 01:08:39,720
- Hello, Ashley.
- Hi.
974
01:08:39,859 --> 01:08:41,813
Thank you. How was your flight?
975
01:08:42,002 --> 01:08:43,894
Great. I'm so excited to be here!
976
01:08:44,176 --> 01:08:46,315
We're excited to have you here.
977
01:08:48,010 --> 01:08:50,581
Jennifer, you wanna get Ashley a cocktail?
978
01:08:51,592 --> 01:08:53,274
- Are you hungry?
- No.
979
01:08:53,894 --> 01:08:55,911
It's all right if you are.
980
01:09:02,685 --> 01:09:05,319
- Hello, George. How are you?
- Dr. Larson.
981
01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:10,777
- Aren't you speaking today?
- In about 15 minutes. Join us.
982
01:09:17,645 --> 01:09:20,738
- Dr. William Larson?
- Yes, sir?
983
01:09:20,937 --> 01:09:24,917
I don't know if you remember me or not.
We talked in the '85 convention.
984
01:09:25,571 --> 01:09:26,826
Jim Kidder.
985
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:30,339
Honey, come here.
I'm sure you remember.
986
01:09:30,495 --> 01:09:33,161
I am such a fan.
I've always known you're a genius.
987
01:09:33,341 --> 01:09:36,642
This is Dr. Larson.
He invented what you got right there!
988
01:09:37,015 --> 01:09:40,141
You know what? I've got a funny idea.
This is funny.
989
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,992
Don't you think it'd be funny if you...
Could you autograph those?
990
01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:45,861
That would be great.
991
01:09:46,959 --> 01:09:49,527
- A little unusual.
- It'd mean so much.
992
01:09:51,496 --> 01:09:52,531
Bless your heart.
993
01:09:57,508 --> 01:10:01,582
- Could you sign mine, too, please?
- This is getting to be a little silly, now.
994
01:10:01,981 --> 01:10:03,351
Oh, my God.
995
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:06,609
Sign them, you fucker.
996
01:10:09,368 --> 01:10:10,372
Lady, please.
997
01:10:10,677 --> 01:10:13,919
- This is what you did to me.
- You don't need to do this in here.
998
01:10:14,737 --> 01:10:17,549
It's a little embarrassing.
Please put your sweater down.
999
01:10:17,742 --> 01:10:19,824
You don't have anything to say to me?
1000
01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:24,361
Yes, I do. Put your sweater down
or I'll have security take you out.
1001
01:10:27,428 --> 01:10:28,682
Fuck you.
1002
01:10:28,962 --> 01:10:31,315
- Ma'am, let's go.
- Goddamn you.
1003
01:10:31,487 --> 01:10:33,379
Fuck off! Goddamn you!
1004
01:10:33,695 --> 01:10:35,984
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1005
01:10:39,733 --> 01:10:41,229
That's not right.
1006
01:10:45,488 --> 01:10:47,413
- Sorry, sir.
- Excuse me.
1007
01:10:49,263 --> 01:10:51,073
We can make you look something...
1008
01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:53,148
like this.
1009
01:10:55,654 --> 01:10:57,611
- No?
- Not really.
1010
01:10:57,766 --> 01:11:01,561
It's nice, but if you really
want to stop the trains...
1011
01:11:03,712 --> 01:11:05,789
we can do something like that.
1012
01:11:08,442 --> 01:11:10,710
Then, we would take your nipple...
1013
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,482
move it up to here.
1014
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:17,623
It's hard to believe, right?
1015
01:11:17,999 --> 01:11:20,112
She had an augmentation in '87.
1016
01:11:20,462 --> 01:11:23,066
I think if she'd gone bigger...
1017
01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,970
her career would be
in better shape today.
1018
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:32,237
Half of Hollywood is wearing my breasts.
1019
01:11:32,449 --> 01:11:36,495
It's true: Pamela Anderson,
Dolly Parton, Cher.
1020
01:11:37,628 --> 01:11:42,771
In fact, Victoria's real secret is that
everyone in that catalog are my patients.
1021
01:11:43,192 --> 01:11:46,284
This is all off the record, of course.
1022
01:11:47,343 --> 01:11:51,328
They're fantasy in the flesh.
The perfect female form.
1023
01:11:51,566 --> 01:11:52,569
That's me!
1024
01:11:52,685 --> 01:11:55,956
Here's the man responsible
for this veritable Garden of Eden.
1025
01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:57,568
Meet Dr. Kevin Saunders.
1026
01:11:57,703 --> 01:12:01,289
I think if she'd gone bigger,
her career would be in better shape today.
1027
01:12:01,699 --> 01:12:04,240
One of the inventors
of the silicone breast implant...
1028
01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:06,707
and one of the country's
most prolific breast men...
1029
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:09,480
Dr. Saunders doesn't hesitate
to brag about his work.
1030
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:11,372
Victoria's real secret...
1031
01:12:11,641 --> 01:12:13,909
is all the women in the catalog
are my patients.
1032
01:12:14,389 --> 01:12:18,467
It's true, day after day,
I work with women's breasts.
1033
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:21,770
It's a terrible job,
but someone's got to do it.
1034
01:12:21,966 --> 01:12:24,381
While Dr. Saunders is laughing...
1035
01:12:24,555 --> 01:12:29,113
thousands of women are suffering
from silicone-induced autoimmune disease.
1036
01:12:29,415 --> 01:12:33,084
Health eroded, hopes destroyed,
Jane went back into the operating room.
1037
01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:35,774
This is what came out of her body.
1038
01:12:37,245 --> 01:12:38,645
I had...
1039
01:12:39,866 --> 01:12:43,789
leakage from my right breast
of a clear liquid.
1040
01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:45,489
Leakage from the nipple...
1041
01:12:45,622 --> 01:12:49,142
fever, pneumonia, chest pains.
I knew there was something very wrong.
1042
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:53,250
Karen was diagnosed with a disease
of the immune system called lupus.
1043
01:12:53,487 --> 01:12:56,979
I was absolutely shocked
to find out it was silicone.
1044
01:12:57,227 --> 01:12:59,035
It was leaking from me for two years.
1045
01:12:59,243 --> 01:13:02,762
Had I known these things could rupture,
I never would've had this done.
1046
01:13:02,978 --> 01:13:05,362
I thought they would last a lifetime.
1047
01:13:07,169 --> 01:13:09,124
What are you left with now?
1048
01:13:11,612 --> 01:13:16,115
Where's my fucking phone?
Get me my cellular! Goddamn it.
1049
01:13:22,769 --> 01:13:25,306
Tell people about
what's happened to me, but...
1050
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,691
You're not going to die.
1051
01:13:28,842 --> 01:13:32,543
I know you're scared,
but it was just a TV show.
1052
01:13:34,020 --> 01:13:36,466
Do you believe everything you see on TV?
1053
01:13:37,154 --> 01:13:39,567
I'm sorry. Could you hold on, please?
1054
01:13:39,837 --> 01:13:43,788
You have 36 cancellations this week
and two death threats, one sounds serious.
1055
01:13:44,026 --> 01:13:46,596
The Times, Tribune,
Post, and Sun want to speak with you.
1056
01:13:46,904 --> 01:13:51,220
Channels 2, 4, 5 and 11
all want you on the news tonight.
1057
01:13:53,454 --> 01:13:55,659
They found three women
out of three million...
1058
01:13:56,236 --> 01:13:57,794
and they put them on TV.
1059
01:13:58,124 --> 01:14:00,236
That's what you call reasonable journalism.
1060
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,445
Hush up, we got a surprise for you.
1061
01:14:03,556 --> 01:14:06,462
All right. One, two, three.
1062
01:14:10,273 --> 01:14:12,196
Will you listen to what I'm telling you?
1063
01:14:12,383 --> 01:14:13,879
Silicone is in everything.
1064
01:14:14,238 --> 01:14:17,203
It's in potato chips, it's in antacids.
Are you wearing lipstick?
1065
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:19,541
What is this connective tissue disease?
1066
01:14:19,829 --> 01:14:23,384
I'm not sure these nice people
want to listen to that right now.
1067
01:14:23,603 --> 01:14:25,838
What are people doing today?
Where's the statistics?
1068
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,143
- Happy birthday.
- Isn't that great?
1069
01:14:28,398 --> 01:14:30,904
Maybe you should think about this
in another way.
1070
01:14:31,082 --> 01:14:32,733
In the way of a balance.
1071
01:14:32,872 --> 01:14:34,702
Nature has a balance...
1072
01:14:34,855 --> 01:14:39,359
which you should explore the possibility
that you have, in a karmic sense, upset.
1073
01:14:40,673 --> 01:14:42,228
A karmic sense?
1074
01:14:42,365 --> 01:14:45,887
20,000 lawsuits and Dow's lawyers
are talking about settling.
1075
01:14:46,104 --> 01:14:47,233
May I have the keys?
1076
01:14:47,353 --> 01:14:50,051
They're frightened.
It'll cost more to fight even if they win.
1077
01:14:50,232 --> 01:14:52,061
- The goddamn car keys!
- Economic realities.
1078
01:14:52,213 --> 01:14:55,272
What do you need the car keys for?
Where are you going?
1079
01:14:55,790 --> 01:14:58,822
I'm guilty because of my karma?
Is that what you're saying?
1080
01:14:59,019 --> 01:15:02,325
You're gonna talk to me about my karma?
Go ahead.
1081
01:15:03,402 --> 01:15:05,085
You're fucked.
1082
01:15:05,608 --> 01:15:08,208
You are really fucked, karmically.
1083
01:15:12,351 --> 01:15:13,355
Get out.
1084
01:15:13,503 --> 01:15:15,647
- Damn bastards.
- I gotta get going.
1085
01:15:16,318 --> 01:15:18,460
There's one or two more here.
1086
01:15:19,417 --> 01:15:22,080
We'll have the last laugh
when the truth comes out.
1087
01:15:24,305 --> 01:15:26,785
20,000 court cases, but...
1088
01:15:27,729 --> 01:15:29,652
they got no evidence.
1089
01:15:39,428 --> 01:15:41,633
Do you want to see the evidence?
1090
01:15:42,848 --> 01:15:44,008
There.
1091
01:15:45,116 --> 01:15:47,405
Right there. Maria Stern.
1092
01:15:47,737 --> 01:15:48,866
38 years old.
1093
01:15:49,113 --> 01:15:51,465
Can't even get to church on Sunday.
1094
01:15:51,670 --> 01:15:53,385
I'm going on record right now...
1095
01:15:53,526 --> 01:15:56,557
and saying
that science can be bought today.
1096
01:15:56,914 --> 01:15:58,259
Take a good look at that.
1097
01:15:58,381 --> 01:16:01,047
That's what an explanted
silicone implant looks like.
1098
01:16:01,228 --> 01:16:04,898
Brought to you by the same people
who brought you Agent Orange.
1099
01:16:06,281 --> 01:16:08,697
Lawyers don't give a damn about women.
1100
01:16:09,382 --> 01:16:13,571
Money comes in, they knock them out
of the way to get their 50 percent first.
1101
01:16:13,824 --> 01:16:16,489
I do blame Dr. Saunders
and I do blame Dr. Larson!
1102
01:16:16,668 --> 01:16:19,912
I think they made millions and they knew!
1103
01:16:20,988 --> 01:16:22,179
They knew...
1104
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:26,373
that these things
were making women sick!
1105
01:16:26,545 --> 01:16:27,518
I got one.
1106
01:16:27,921 --> 01:16:32,051
How many lawyers does it take
to kick a nun's teeth in for 50 cents?
1107
01:16:32,908 --> 01:16:34,225
How many?
1108
01:16:35,339 --> 01:16:36,832
Hell, all of them!
1109
01:16:41,987 --> 01:16:43,387
All of them.
1110
01:16:47,455 --> 01:16:50,180
We, the jury, in the
above-entitled action...
1111
01:16:50,521 --> 01:16:53,364
find the defendant,
Dow Corning Corporation...
1112
01:16:53,878 --> 01:16:58,415
guilty of willful misconduct
and award the plaintiff $200,000...
1113
01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:01,563
$840,000 in compensatory damages...
1114
01:17:02,445 --> 01:17:04,335
$6.5 million in punitive damage...
1115
01:17:05,034 --> 01:17:07,972
$25 million, including punitive damages.
1116
01:17:09,607 --> 01:17:13,225
There's no proven correlation
between the sick women and the implants.
1117
01:17:13,445 --> 01:17:15,646
Thank you. No more questions.
1118
01:17:16,894 --> 01:17:19,832
I've never seen a jury
so flagrantly biased.
1119
01:17:20,603 --> 01:17:21,562
Shut up.
1120
01:17:21,626 --> 01:17:24,534
This isn't over yet, we'll appeal.
This judge is an idiot.
1121
01:17:24,729 --> 01:17:28,312
I've heard enough out of you.
I said I want you to shut up.
1122
01:17:30,447 --> 01:17:31,817
Hello, Kevin.
1123
01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:36,915
Been golfing any lately?
1124
01:17:38,122 --> 01:17:39,081
No.
1125
01:17:40,966 --> 01:17:42,711
My game's gone to hell.
1126
01:17:42,947 --> 01:17:46,156
Today, I'm requesting a moratorium...
1127
01:17:46,592 --> 01:17:51,151
on the further use
of all silicone gel breast implants.
1128
01:17:51,612 --> 01:17:55,866
David Kessler should read the Mayo Clinic
and the Harvard Medical School studies.
1129
01:17:56,119 --> 01:17:58,815
The number of sick women with implants
is proportional...
1130
01:17:58,996 --> 01:18:01,203
to the sick women
in the general population.
1131
01:18:01,554 --> 01:18:05,472
You think anyone is gonna want
to introduce a new medical product...
1132
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,724
after what happened here?
1133
01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:11,366
You couldn't get aspirin approved
by the FDA today.
1134
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:16,071
I don't doubt that these women are
genuinely sick and I feel sorry for them.
1135
01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:17,815
The question is, "Why?"
1136
01:18:18,239 --> 01:18:20,717
The problem is that the majority...
1137
01:18:21,308 --> 01:18:24,058
the women who are happy
with their implants...
1138
01:18:24,345 --> 01:18:28,476
aren't gonna stand up
at their next town meeting and say:
1139
01:18:28,727 --> 01:18:33,282
"Excuse me, I have augmented breasts
and I'm pleased as Punch with them."
1140
01:18:34,032 --> 01:18:36,081
We got a lottery mentality in this country.
1141
01:18:36,397 --> 01:18:39,523
It tells us, "Why work
when you can sue someone?"
1142
01:18:40,906 --> 01:18:43,475
If they're gonna ban anything...
1143
01:18:44,069 --> 01:18:47,375
why don't they ban
the silicone penile implants?
1144
01:18:47,617 --> 01:18:48,985
Know why they don't?
1145
01:18:49,215 --> 01:18:51,231
Because half of Congress has them.
1146
01:18:51,388 --> 01:18:53,898
And they're nothing but
a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!
1147
01:18:54,075 --> 01:18:55,035
How do you explain...
1148
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:59,206
the medical community's
own reluctance to support you?
1149
01:18:59,445 --> 01:19:03,427
You work hard all your life.
1150
01:19:04,914 --> 01:19:06,805
You are trying...
1151
01:19:07,757 --> 01:19:10,629
to live a life that is decent and honest.
1152
01:19:10,984 --> 01:19:13,001
You're trying to help people.
1153
01:19:13,830 --> 01:19:15,639
You anticipate that...
1154
01:19:15,909 --> 01:19:18,294
one day you'll be told thank you.
1155
01:19:19,267 --> 01:19:21,311
But instead, you're attacked.
1156
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:24,426
It's like the goddamn sky opened up...
1157
01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:26,988
and you're assaulted with this...
1158
01:19:27,704 --> 01:19:30,863
vicious, mean-spirited...
1159
01:19:35,279 --> 01:19:38,833
Hell. I forgot, I don't know what it is.
1160
01:19:40,715 --> 01:19:41,813
I don't know.
1161
01:19:41,995 --> 01:19:45,057
- We're gonna take a break...
- It's a bunch of bullshit.
1162
01:19:45,991 --> 01:19:50,244
If you have silicone breast implants
and are experiencing these symptoms...
1163
01:19:50,498 --> 01:19:53,434
please call 1-800-RUPTURE.
1164
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:17,219
- A lot of girls say they're getting sick.
- Did you talk to them?
1165
01:20:18,053 --> 01:20:19,012
I'm not a doctor.
1166
01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:22,140
I know you're not a doctor.
Did you explain to them?
1167
01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:26,527
- I didn't explain. All I know...
- Even if there's a leak, it gets trapped.
1168
01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:29,987
There's a capsule of scar tissue.
1169
01:20:30,169 --> 01:20:32,458
The girls feel uncomfortable
when you're around.
1170
01:20:32,629 --> 01:20:34,899
- There's no risk involved.
- Go home.
1171
01:20:35,955 --> 01:20:37,845
Go home and don't come back.
1172
01:20:42,028 --> 01:20:43,345
Fuck you.
1173
01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:18,945
The instant I saw them,
I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
1174
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:21,681
I was paranoid.
I felt like everyone would look at me...
1175
01:21:21,859 --> 01:21:24,274
and know that I was vain
and insecure and say:
1176
01:21:25,055 --> 01:21:27,324
"Jesus, who do you think you're fooling?"
1177
01:21:27,807 --> 01:21:31,327
- Why not have them removed?
- Like I need to have more explaining to do.
1178
01:21:34,486 --> 01:21:37,759
You have sinus trouble? A little bit? Okay.
1179
01:21:38,132 --> 01:21:40,368
That shouldn't be a problem.
1180
01:21:40,722 --> 01:21:44,180
I have to ask a few more questions.
Do you have Medicaid?
1181
01:21:44,394 --> 01:21:45,743
Medicado?
1182
01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:48,473
I can try and strip them.
1183
01:21:51,079 --> 01:21:54,630
That's pretty expensive
and insurance won't cover it.
1184
01:21:57,854 --> 01:22:01,680
Why don't I just recommend
a good pair of support hose?
1185
01:22:15,308 --> 01:22:16,374
Hi.
1186
01:22:17,099 --> 01:22:18,058
How are you?
1187
01:22:21,412 --> 01:22:22,635
Not good.
1188
01:22:24,578 --> 01:22:26,072
I've been sick.
1189
01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:29,688
What's the matter?
1190
01:22:29,887 --> 01:22:32,612
What are your symptoms?
1191
01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:38,796
I'm tired.
1192
01:22:39,699 --> 01:22:41,811
I'm tired all the time.
1193
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,855
My mouth is dry.
1194
01:22:46,186 --> 01:22:48,110
My eyes are dry.
1195
01:22:49,192 --> 01:22:51,001
I have this...
1196
01:22:52,422 --> 01:22:56,218
constant pain on the left side of my body.
1197
01:22:58,878 --> 01:23:01,512
The scariest part is...
1198
01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,047
nobody can seem to tell me why.
1199
01:23:08,662 --> 01:23:11,660
We're gonna do a complete workup on you.
1200
01:23:12,849 --> 01:23:15,786
Take some blood. Let me get the nurse.
1201
01:23:16,747 --> 01:23:18,493
I just want them out.
1202
01:23:19,849 --> 01:23:23,057
I figured that you put them in...
1203
01:23:23,652 --> 01:23:26,255
so you'd know best
how to take them out.
1204
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,067
I just want them out.
1205
01:24:04,123 --> 01:24:06,601
Doctor, I'm going to the ladies' room.
1206
01:24:28,864 --> 01:24:31,468
I wouldn't think of it as a removal,
so to speak.
1207
01:24:31,648 --> 01:24:34,648
You're actually acquiring
a new sense of well-being.
1208
01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:39,717
We'll explant the silicone implant, which
will be fully covered by your insurance.
1209
01:24:39,989 --> 01:24:44,036
If you want to swap, I think you'll be
very happy with our new saline implants.
1210
01:24:44,274 --> 01:24:46,563
Of course, you'll have peace of mind.
1211
01:24:46,737 --> 01:24:49,215
It's a personal choice.
I know it's not easy.
1212
01:24:49,391 --> 01:24:52,974
The point is to take away the worry
so you can focus on what really matters.
1213
01:24:53,192 --> 01:24:54,384
It's your body.
1214
01:24:54,504 --> 01:24:57,233
That's what is important,
that you feel comfortable.
1215
01:24:57,412 --> 01:25:01,301
I like to think of saline as a natural,
more organic procedure.
1216
01:25:01,537 --> 01:25:03,984
I'm sorry this whole thing
has made you depressed.
1217
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:08,203
The point now is not to be depressed,
but to take positive action.
1218
01:25:08,473 --> 01:25:11,650
Perhaps trading up to a larger size
would be a pick-me-up.
1219
01:25:11,862 --> 01:25:15,323
My original implant contained saline.
I told them from the start: saline.
1220
01:25:15,539 --> 01:25:18,746
You'll get two free visits
and a holistic mineral and relaxation kit.
1221
01:25:19,118 --> 01:25:23,674
Tension and anxiety are the two
greatest causes of health problems.
1222
01:25:28,644 --> 01:25:32,928
Actually, you are making more
to take them out, aren't you?
1223
01:25:33,183 --> 01:25:36,738
$7,000 to put them in.
You charge me again?
1224
01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:40,323
You charge me again to take them out
and then...
1225
01:25:41,657 --> 01:25:44,133
To put in the new ones, the safe ones...
1226
01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:47,467
You're charging me again.
1227
01:25:49,008 --> 01:25:51,852
It costs more to take them out.
1228
01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:53,970
Insurance covers 80 percent.
1229
01:25:54,090 --> 01:25:56,567
But you make more, actually.
1230
01:25:56,967 --> 01:25:59,350
$7,000 to put them in.
1231
01:25:59,683 --> 01:26:04,241
$4,800 to take them out,
another $2,000 for the saline.
1232
01:26:04,799 --> 01:26:07,006
Another $1,000 for the OR...
1233
01:26:09,850 --> 01:26:11,282
Okay, when do I schedule?
1234
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,801
When can I schedule?
1235
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,290
When could we schedule?
1236
01:26:17,554 --> 01:26:19,510
You think we can put in a larger size?
1237
01:26:19,665 --> 01:26:22,664
Call Keddrick and tell him to fix it
or get it out.
1238
01:26:23,118 --> 01:26:26,513
It's too fucking hot, that's why.
And it's not herbal.
1239
01:26:27,111 --> 01:26:29,035
I paid for an herbal sauna.
1240
01:26:29,222 --> 01:26:32,745
He sends me this goddamn
Marquis de Sade sauna.
1241
01:26:32,995 --> 01:26:36,420
It smells like shit
and it scalds anyone who steps into it!
1242
01:26:36,894 --> 01:26:38,149
Who else called?
1243
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:41,466
Tell him I'll call him back.
I should be in soon.
1244
01:26:41,723 --> 01:26:44,421
All right? So I'm right around the corner.
1245
01:26:49,617 --> 01:26:50,621
Fuck!
1246
01:27:25,932 --> 01:27:29,485
I've always had a strong image
of what kind of space I wanted to occupy.
1247
01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:30,957
This just isn't it.
1248
01:27:37,887 --> 01:27:39,382
I'm not ashamed about spending money.
1249
01:27:39,518 --> 01:27:41,786
You have a nice car,
you pay for its upkeep, right?
1250
01:27:49,909 --> 01:27:52,322
My mom's like this '60s hippie...
1251
01:27:52,495 --> 01:27:55,893
who thinks breast implants are
part of some plot to control women.
1252
01:27:56,110 --> 01:27:58,619
People think only bimbos
and actresses get implants.
1253
01:27:58,796 --> 01:28:02,192
Why do I have to have 18-year-old,
shoulder-level breasts, anyway?
1254
01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:04,726
You can talk about beauty
being on the inside...
1255
01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:08,058
but no one's gonna come inside
unless you got curve appeal.
1256
01:28:08,288 --> 01:28:10,401
I run my own company,
I've got a nice house...
1257
01:28:10,558 --> 01:28:13,192
I feel breasts are
the real basis of femininity.
1258
01:28:13,372 --> 01:28:16,736
- I can get my stomach flatter at the gym.
- It's not the same as a penis.
1259
01:28:16,951 --> 01:28:19,585
They have form and function
based on the concept of giving.
1260
01:28:19,796 --> 01:28:22,703
A penis isn't on display,
it doesn't have to fill a sweater.
1261
01:28:22,961 --> 01:28:25,627
You have glands and nipples.
Everything you need.
1262
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:28,715
Frankly to me,
all penises look pretty much the same.
1263
01:28:28,907 --> 01:28:30,277
See how naturally they move?
1264
01:28:30,410 --> 01:28:31,872
My doctor is an artist.
1265
01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:34,360
He has a vision of how
the female body should look.
1266
01:28:34,564 --> 01:28:37,534
For women, breasts are the body part
that most profoundly...
1267
01:28:37,891 --> 01:28:39,972
It's my body, I've got to live with it.
1268
01:28:40,256 --> 01:28:44,383
After I got them, men who never
noticed me were dying to go out with me.
1269
01:28:44,795 --> 01:28:47,399
They aren't all that important, are they?
1270
01:28:48,177 --> 01:28:50,414
Can I put my shirt back on now?
101023
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