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Fire!
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Jack! Dawkins! I didn't help bust you out
of prison, so you could stand and watch.
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Quick sticks, boy.
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No, it's not sharp enough, guv!
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Got it.
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- Help me.
- All right, guv.
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One, two, three, four, five...
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Nine, ten...
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Cat gut!
Need those quick fingers of yours.
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- Stitch him. Pull his skin over.
- Right.
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- Mother never taught you to sew?
- Never had one, sir.
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- Over here, Captain!
- Show me!
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- Stay with him, Jack.
- What do I do?
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Nothing. Intestinal wound
is beyond our reach.
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- He'll die before we're halfway through.
- So what? I don't...
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Hold his hand
and see him to the next life.
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What?
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Wally.
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Um...
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Which way to the operating room?
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There's no one in there.
And women aren't allowed, ma'am.
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No, no, no. No, no, no, wait.
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No, give me more time.
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For God's sake, man,
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I cannot perform surgery
without both of my hands!
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It's a shame you didn't factor that
before you took up cards, Jack.
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You owe me what you owe me,
and it's considerable.
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- Take his right hand.
- No!
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Hello, Mrs. Brennan.
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Is that young Nathaniel I see there?
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- He is growing apace.
- I give you my word.
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I will have the funds soon.
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What do you think, young Nathaniel?
Do you think we can trust him?
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Nah.
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I took this hand off another welcher
earlier this morning.
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I have rules, see.
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I'll allow you the latitude of Wednesday.
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You pay me in full by then, or this.
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All right if I have the hand?
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It's a way shy of being useful, innit?
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If I run a wire down to the main lever and
add some of these small twirly things...
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It's hard to see
'im mastering the subtlety of surgery
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with that thing, Timmy.
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It'll be right.
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I just made an arm out of a corset
and a few forks.
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Ah. You much of an orange eater, Dodge?
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- I suppose.
- Shame.
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Come.
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You manage
to flog them rubies yet?
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Now, therein lies a hiccup.
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You see, I'm not yet familiar
with the comings and goings of this parish
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and if you hadn't set yourself up
as a man of standing,
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rather than what you're born to,
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you might have been able to steer me
in a direction of use.
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This is who I am.
This is all that matters to me.
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Look, I'll fence them.
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You have me solemn oath,
it's just, this is a shrunken town,
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and I've gotta make meself a familiar.
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I'm relying on you.
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Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
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If you can't get the money
by Wednesday, then I lose my hand.
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My word is my bond.
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Your word and your bond
are two very different islands
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with a vast ocean in between.
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Hands are too tricky, Jack.
Too many moving things.
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Any chance you'll swap for a leg?
Stumps are easy.
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Perhaps, you wanna get that
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while you can still relish the sensation
of a doorknob between your fingertips.
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- Funny.
- Respectfully.
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Just when you think
your day's reached its full potential.
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Care for an orange, my dear?
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I've only learned through trial and error
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that they display more sweetness
with the skin off.
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I've come here to train.
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- Horses?
- This was all I could find in a hurry.
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I'm afraid today
is not a very good day for me.
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You see,
I'm trying to resolve a personal issue.
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It happens to be a very good day for me.
Where do I start?
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Hetty will introduce you
to the other nurses
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and issue you with a uniform.
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No. I'm not here to train as a nurse.
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But you are here to teach me
the art of surgery.
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That was never the deal.
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That was precisely the deal.
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In return for me not handing you over
to my father, the governor,
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the man with all the power
and lust for hanging.
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You will do what I say.
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- Women cannot make surgeons.
- Of course we can.
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- She does have both hands.
- Thank you, Hetty.
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These are not my rules.
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They are society's rules.
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Mmm. See, you forget. Here, I am society.
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Professor McGregor will never accept you.
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Did you miss the part where I said
I was the governor's daughter?
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See, I'm as close to royalty
as it comes here.
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Not in this place, you're not.
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Here, you start
where everyone else starts.
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Well done.
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Now, if Your Majesty
would take this royal offering
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and 30 more like it and place it
in the pit at the rear of the hospital,
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that would be excellent, thank you.
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You take human excrement from sick people
and dump it outside the door?
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Well, you may fashion a quilt from it,
should you desire.
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This place is horrendous.
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You noticed?
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Has no one here heard of cleanliness?
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Have you read the literature
coming out about hygiene?
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See, we're a little busy here
to get much reading done.
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Oh. Then you are killing your patients.
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This lot would be safer
living in a pig pen.
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The first task of any doctor
is not to panic their patients.
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Now, I agree with you.
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The ward is less than savoury,
but that is how the Prof likes it.
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The professor's a giant windy pop
in an overcoat.
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We do agree on something.
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- I refuse to work in there.
- Fine.
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Thank you for the honour of your visit.
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I will need mops.
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And I need to address the nursing
and laundry staff.
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And, yes, some other clothes.
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I've died and gone to hell.
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Look around you, scum and wastrels,
and I am meant to save them?
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And I defend 'em.
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And I have to save their worthless souls.
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You know, before I came here,
I rarely indulged in libation.
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I was known for my sobriety.
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You know, I am a man of God
and even I do not abstain.
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- Surgery demands a steady hand.
- Don't make me boke.
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- As does God.
- Mmm.
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You can no more shift that lot
than become the Lord of the Highlands.
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Everyone knows who they belong to.
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Darius's wife.
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And no one round here
wants fine jewellery.
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Take a look around you.
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What a sad sorrow of a country
filled with fine upstanding Irish
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and London scoundrels
and not a thing worth stealing.
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Gold, rum, baccy, shovels, coins,
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snitch me something they can use.
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Bring 'em to me and we might talk.
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Scrub every inch! Every surface!
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Open up those windows.
Let in some actual air.
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We are forbidden to do that, ma'am,
for fear of contagion and God's wrath.
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God sees this as one giant cesspit.
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Open them!
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And what would ma'am have us
do with these sheets?
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Um...
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Burn them.
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Now, I made an unbreakable vow to the Lord
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that if my church
becomes a cathedral and I a bishop,
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- I will, thereafter, curtail my drinking.
- Aye, aye.
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A solemn vow indeed, but is that likely?
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Well, sadly,
Port Victory is not a place of pilgrimage.
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There's nothing sacred
in this dog's swill country.
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No relics, no icons, no saint's bones.
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Just destitute criminals
demanding absolution.
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You know, the real money
is with the Protestants.
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Yes. Well, I have often wondered
about conversion.
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And you can marry if you do.
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Yes, there's a downside to everything.
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All that scrubbing has left you
with a hole in your dress.
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Then look away.
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You know, I am aware
of medical discoveries overseas,
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just our head surgeon is not.
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Blood and gore, to him,
it's like a badge of honour.
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And you'll go along with it
even if it's killing your patients?
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He will turn everything you've done
back to the way it was.
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And, for a few days,
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at least some of the people
in there might survive.
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You'll need a map of the human body,
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how everything connects
to everything else,
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from the big toe,
all the way up to the top of the head.
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So, from the hallux to the cranium?
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Digit phalanges, tarsus,
crus, patella, femur...
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Well, no,
it's about the internal organs as well.
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Cerebellum, oesophagus,
lungs, heart, liver,
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or would you like the names
in Ancient Greek?
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I speak Greek, and Latin. Do you?
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I've never found the need
to speak to dead Latins.
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It isn't about the names.
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You just said it was.
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No, it is about
looking into the face of a child
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knowing they're going to die
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and knowing that there is nothing
you can do to help them.
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There are more things
to medicine than death.
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There is life, and hope.
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I'm sorry I was not born
into a life of wealth.
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I don't have the luxury of being able
to cause trouble and get away with it.
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So, really much better
to be a common thief with your uncle.
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Do you know how much
they pay the surgeons here?
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Well, no, of course, you wouldn't.
Why would you?
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Nothing. I get free food
and accommodation.
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- Then, how do you...
- By gambling.
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I play cards.
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That's how I make my money.
And I'm pretty good at it.
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Except, last time, I got cheated,
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and now, if I don't come up
with a year's worth of income,
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then I get my hand cut off.
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So, that's why Fagin stole the gems.
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You want to be a surgeon?
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Then expect nothing in return.
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Hey, Dodge,
what do you know about Catholics?
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What are they on about?
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Have you managed to flog those rubies yet?
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It's in hand,
there's a couple of details still begging.
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What do you know about 'em?
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- Are you thinking about converting?
- It depends.
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There may be something
of a holy conflation between money,
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bones and Catholics.
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Well, ask one of the nurses.
They're all micks.
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Jack, got a sailor
who drank some whitewash.
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Why would he do that?
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A bet. Painting his internals.
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Mix him up an emetic
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and give him that bucket
when you've emptied it.
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Sister. Sister, excuse me.
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I was wondering,
as a man on a journey of faith,
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whether I could talk to you about yours?
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And you think this is the right time
to ask, do you?
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Do what the Pope says,
be nice about the Virgin,
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go to confessional and tell him your sins.
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Oh! What area of the body claims that one?
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- Coccyx?
- Yeah.
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It's part of a woman's arse.
Leftover bit of tail.
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Nellie Corstair's tail,
to be more precise.
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You know, she was about to hang,
but the TB got her.
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They hung her corpse anyway,
so she learnt her lesson.
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We are men, first and foremost.
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It was from our rib
that woman was created.
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We don't bow to women.
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We are, by the grace of God,
the superior being.
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Now let's see a woman try
and lift this over her head.
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Well, I'd love to see
the naggin' biddy do this.
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- Oh, dear.
- Now...
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What?
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Now, just relax, Tinkler.
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I think what you have here
is a strangulated hernia.
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Oh, dear.
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Now, no need to operate.
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With my expertise, I shall massage
the tuberance back into place.
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What the devilment has happened here?
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What? Where's my hospital gone?
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What is that odious smell?
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Cleanliness, sir.
It's apparently a new thing.
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And you're responsible for this?
245
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,480
Because if you were,
your employment is terminated.
246
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,040
No, sir. The order came from on high.
247
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,280
Who on high?
248
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,120
The governor's daughter.
She is insisting on it.
249
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,760
Lady Belle, what are you doing here?
250
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,680
My father sent me to observe.
251
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,560
I run this felicity at a gold standard.
252
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,760
I will have you know
253
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:31,640
that one in every six of my patients
goes on to live a very full life.
254
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,640
- Very impressive numbers.
- I cannot deal with this now.
255
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,240
My friend has a strangulated hernia.
256
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,000
- I shall lay hands on him.
- What?
257
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,840
- Prepare the surgical room.
- No.
258
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,040
- Prepare the surgical room.
- No.
259
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:54,040
Gentlemen, what you have before you,
is a classically-herniated groin.
260
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,440
With many lesser practitioners,
this procedure would prove impossible.
261
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,240
But sadly perhaps for you in the gallery,
in my hands,
262
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,960
this procedure will prove brief
and painless for my friend.
263
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,240
Yeah, pick 'em up, pick 'em up, pick 'em.
264
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,720
And lay the patient on the table.
265
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,040
Here. Easy, now.
266
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,640
What are you doing?
267
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,800
Oh.
268
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,080
Forgive me, Bishop.
269
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,200
I was overcome with religious zeal.
270
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,680
Now,
I lower my friend's trousers
271
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,760
and feel gently around the groinal area.
272
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,120
Mmm. Hello.
273
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,960
Sorry, Tinkler,
I didn't mean to touch that.
274
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:03,600
Yes, I can feel a sizeable protuberance
to the right of the testicles.
275
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,160
Pass me the hernia tool.
276
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,720
Now, I place the tool
gently onto the skin.
277
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,520
Yes, well,
in a church of this magnificence,
278
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,400
surely, you are the bishop.
279
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,680
Too far from Rome.
280
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520
Oh.
281
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,920
Yes, well,
282
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,080
my own days training for the cloth
were equally hard.
283
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,960
You a priest? Find that hard to believe.
284
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,120
Yes, well,
these are the struggles of our faith.
285
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,600
What do we believe?
286
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,240
- I'm locking up now.
- All right, okay.
287
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,520
Well, I'll be on me way.
288
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,320
It's just, you see, I do like to bless
each church that I visit
289
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,080
with me holy relic before I leave.
290
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,280
I thank you, Bishop. Sorry, Priest.
291
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,840
A relic?
292
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,760
Now, just a standard complication
as the blood seeps out.
293
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,520
It's dropping, something I can sop with.
294
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,480
- What's happening?
- His bowel is falling out.
295
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,680
Do something.
296
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,800
Well, nothing more to be done.
Just the to and fro of normal medicine.
297
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,120
He'll die if you don't do something.
298
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,360
- Quick!
- He will die, anyway. It's abdominal.
299
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,440
We can't operate.
300
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,920
- The pain alone would kill him.
- Somebody daub as best we can.
301
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,240
At me lowest ebb, broken, destitute,
302
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,360
I was a wanderer without purpose,
303
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,880
until one day, a holy man
appeared to me on Mount Sinai...
304
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,320
But I thought you said
you were in Jerusalem.
305
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,320
And told me to go forth unto Jerusalem,
306
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,640
where God would bestow upon me
a great blessing,
307
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,840
but also, a great burden.
308
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:56,320
And would that I could be rid of it.
309
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,360
Is this real?
310
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,080
It is real as my faith.
311
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,480
And these jewels...
312
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,040
Rubies.
313
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,800
And the bone, who does that belong to?
314
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,360
- A martyred saint.
- Which saint?
315
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,120
Saint Coccyx.
316
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,760
- I haven't heard of him.
- Her.
317
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,320
You wouldn't have, very recent.
318
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,320
The Vatican kept her hushed.
319
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,360
She had a power that can't be measured.
320
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,000
Three of the popes
owe their papacy to her.
321
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,800
Well, she touched the popes?
322
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,680
Very often, I suspect.
323
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,440
But I can see
that you're closin' up, so...
324
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,800
No, no, no. Stay, stay.
325
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,640
Let me break out the altar wine.
326
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,600
Is there anything that
you would like me to say to your wife?
327
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,760
I told you, he refuses to ether patients.
328
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,720
Yeah, I wasn't thinking of the patient.
329
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,120
You tell her you're a murdering buffoon
who's killed me!
330
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,400
This is just normal behaviour
for someone in a state of shock.
331
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,840
Blood loss will also cause...
332
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,360
- You're sweating, sir.
- Thank you.
333
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,800
Or are they manly tears for a comrade?
334
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,960
Here.
335
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,840
Take over.
336
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,720
What? But I've never done
abdominal surgery before.
337
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,800
No one has.
338
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,160
He'll die, anyways.
His bowels are around his knees.
339
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,480
Everybody out. Go on.
340
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,520
Tim, can you deal with the Prof?
341
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,200
I have no idea how much ether to use.
342
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,360
So, experiment.
343
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,640
The amount they've been drinking,
they'll be out for weeks.
344
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,920
There, breathe in.
345
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,440
The idiot's perforated his bowel.
346
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,800
I'm gonna have to cut out
this section here and then join it up.
347
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,120
Just a moment.
348
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,320
Hetty, scissors.
349
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,080
Staunch that blood.
I can't see a damn thing.
350
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520
I can suture it.
351
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,640
- Are you sure? I don't want you fainting.
- I'm fine.
352
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,840
How's your needlework?
353
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,960
'Cause I'll need you
to stitch up the bowel
354
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,400
- before I can feed it back in.
- I do a lot of embroidery.
355
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,160
What? Why?
356
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,080
Extraordinary, sir.
It was like you were in a trance.
357
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,920
That is the word.
Like he was out of his body.
358
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,680
We thought your friend would die,
359
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,560
but somehow,
you took control and saved him.
360
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,920
It was a medical miracle.
361
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,000
Oh, you know,
the three pillars.
362
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,040
Training, knowledge, and experience.
363
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,160
But, and when that fails,
an instinct kicks in.
364
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,560
Remarkable.
365
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,360
Do you know, I... I have almost no memory
of how I achieved it.
366
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,560
But you were exhausted at the end
and slept the sleep of the righteous.
367
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,840
If only you could have seen yourself
as we saw you, sir.
368
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760
That was truly something in there.
369
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,480
Will he live?
370
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,760
I don't know.
371
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,800
But he survived the operation,
which is remarkable.
372
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,480
I doubt what we did in there
has ever been done before.
373
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,360
You were very good.
374
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,200
As were you.
375
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,800
Mind you, a good surgeon doesn't get dizzy
over the sight of blood.
376
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,200
- Well, it took me two years.
- I'm perfectly fine with blood.
377
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,400
You did very well.
378
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,280
Nice embroidery on that bowel.
379
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,000
That's what we women are good for.
380
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,800
What we did today
381
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,200
was extraordinary.
382
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,240
I enter with goodly news.
383
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,640
Thank God, you sold the rubies.
384
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,240
Not in so many words.
385
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,280
There is only one word, Fagin, it's "yes."
386
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,640
But now,
I have access to some bees and honey.
387
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,320
How much bees and honey? 26 pound worth?
388
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,840
Well, that depends on the scratchings
in the Sunday collection plate.
389
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,320
You sold the rubies to a church?
390
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,520
No, I loaned them.
391
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,680
Temporary storage
till I can find a real buyer.
392
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,800
Which church?
393
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,960
Church of the Holy micks.
394
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,120
In return for which I get the takings
of five collection plates.
395
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,040
So, five Sundays?
396
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,800
Fagin, I need the dosh by Wednesday!
397
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,160
The micks don't have any cash.
398
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,160
They're all ex-cons or soldiers
who've blown away all their pay.
399
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,320
This is God telling us to get back
to the ways that we know best.
400
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,880
I'm not going back to thieving.
401
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,120
You used to live for it!
Once in the blood.
402
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,280
- I saved a man's life today.
- Ah, yes.
403
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,080
That only yesterday would've died.
404
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,880
I performed surgery
never before attempted in this country.
405
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,360
Yeah.
406
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,520
There is a whole world opening up for me.
407
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,040
But I need these.
408
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,960
Well, you know I'd give up
me own meat-hooks to save you.
409
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Excellent, I accept.
Let's go offer them now.
410
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,160
- I did! They wouldn't take 'em.
- No, you didn't.
411
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,400
In a manner of speaking, I did. I implied.
412
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,480
No. Because you'd never
do anything for me.
413
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,000
You've never done anything for me.
414
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,000
And I'm bloody sure you're taking more
than five collection plates.
415
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,880
Oh, tosh. Come on,
you hurt me to the core.
416
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,760
We're cut from the same glass.
Thicker than blood.
417
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,720
- No, you and I have nothing in common.
- Our history.
418
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,280
Yeah, well, you burnt that
when you left me rotting in Newgate.
419
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,560
What else?
420
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,120
Oliver Twist.
421
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560
What about him?
422
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,840
We both equal hate him.
423
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,960
Well, yeah, everyone hates Oliver Twist.
He's a wet lettuce.
424
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,880
That by no means qualifies us as having
anything in common with one another.
425
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,320
No, I know what you do, Fagin.
426
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,720
You'd stand by again,
and watch as I go down.
427
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,480
Except this time,
I'm not gonna burn alone.
428
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:21,720
"Me thoughts I heard the robin's lark,
midst the noise of day.
429
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:30,240
"But t'was in jest a canine's bark,
my companion's call to play.
430
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,240
"But then me thinks
I heard a different cry,
431
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,480
"that seemed to winged,
emanate from the sky."
432
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,920
A-woo! A-woo!
433
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160
Did you forget your sister
organised an evening soiree?
434
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,720
Yes, if I'd remembered, I'd still be out.
435
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,280
What have you done to yourself?
436
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,760
- I'm fine.
- Jodhpurs.
437
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,960
Open fire! Cannons!
438
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,360
You finished.
439
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,160
Thank God... Good, good.
Very good. Yes, wonderful.
440
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,160
Heady stuff. Much, much to ponder. Yes.
441
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,480
Now, honoured guests, family,
dearest companions.
442
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,560
I know, like me,
you must be moist with anticipation,
443
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,800
wondering what treat
is behind these curtains.
444
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,360
With the help of Mr. Smales
and our domestics,
445
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,880
it is my honour to present
a series of tableaux
446
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,880
based on famous art masterpieces.
447
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,240
You think Father would mind awfully
me using a hunting rifle in the house?
448
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:36,000
First we immortalise Michelangelo's
famous painting of Leda and the Swan.
449
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,560
Well. Quite, Fanny.
450
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,760
- There's blood on your shoe.
- Is there?
451
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,680
Are you well, my dear?
452
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,720
Extraordinary.
453
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,320
Will you ever spend
the whole night with me?
454
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,680
Go back to sleep.
455
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,640
In a time of trial,
when the soul is knitted up with cares,
456
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,720
we must turn inside ourselves
and find our strength.
457
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,880
Only then we'll be whole and pure again.
458
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,320
- Amen.
- Amen.
459
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,160
And how long before these blessings
of Saint Coccyx begin to work?
460
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,800
It began the moment your hand
touched its divine power.
461
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,720
Just keep it locked in that cage.
462
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,200
Actually, on second thoughts,
463
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,840
on special occasions, just lie there
and hold it to your chest
464
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:22,080
and let me take over
some of your more priestly duties.
465
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
466
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,520
I have committed sins of thought and deed.
467
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,920
Of rage and torment.
468
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,200
I see the way men look at my sweet Peggy.
469
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,840
I want to wring their necks
until their eyes pop
470
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,480
and their brains explode
from their nostrils.
471
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,120
Perfectly natural thoughts, my son.
472
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,000
God forgives you.
473
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:07,400
And now, I must leave my innocent rose
for three days.
474
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,960
Alone in that building.
475
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,560
With 100 soldiers
arriving for their monthly pay.
476
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,920
I can save them hands of yours, Dodge.
477
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,640
What, you got all 26 pounds?
478
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,640
And so much more.
479
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,200
No, not from one collection plate.
480
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,840
No, more from information shared
in the sanctity of the confession box.
481
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,440
But it is a lay-down hand.
482
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,040
- Do you have the money, yes or no?
- Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
483
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,440
It's just,
it's a question of collecting it.
484
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,320
Good. Where from?
485
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,640
From the military barracks.
486
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,960
No, no, no. Hear me out, hear me out.
487
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,120
All we gotta do
is break into the military quarters,
488
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,960
slip past a guard or two.
489
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,560
Stroll into Gaines' abode,
490
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,200
where his missus
is in the gentle arms of Morpheus.
491
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,480
Pinch the payload,
492
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,200
and you will be scoffing scones
and cream with two hands.
493
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,880
And that will be my last meal.
494
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,840
I told you what a madman Gaines is.
495
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,280
Yes, I know it.
He opened up to me intimately.
496
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,240
He's going away for three days.
I've got it all planned out.
497
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,440
Solid, copper-bottomed, foolproof.
498
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,920
You never plan anything.
499
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,640
You just make stuff up on the spot,
and then you hang people out to dry.
500
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,480
No, no, no,
you see before you a changed man.
501
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,000
I am growing, Dodge, please.
Please grow with me.
502
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,360
No, I've made that mistake once before.
503
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,520
You know, you never truly
leave the old ways behind.
504
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,960
You used to positively squeal
with delight after a heist.
505
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,920
Grubby little smile, from ear to ear.
506
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,160
I do not squeal.
507
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,920
Well, in that case,
bid a fond farewell to your hand.
508
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,960
Because without it,
you might as well be talking to the lid.
509
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,600
Strong stuff, this.
510
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,760
Clears you right out.
Sure you need all of it?
511
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,360
Yes. I've been backed up something awful.
512
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,720
Time to fire a cannonball
through me bowels.
513
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,160
Bless you.
514
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,560
And may the good Lord protect you tonight,
515
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,960
as you drink in all the holiness
you can manage.
516
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,640
Come on, drink up, lads.
517
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,880
You told me
there were two guards, there's five.
518
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,320
Two, five, what's the difference?
519
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,560
Three.
520
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,680
I'm gonna scale that tree,
edge along the wall.
521
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,840
Then I'll find somewhere soft
to break my fall.
522
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,160
Take out one of the guards, nick his keys,
and open the gate. Now, you wait here.
523
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,720
On the other hand,
you could always enter by the gate.
524
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,600
Hello, my dear. Stressful night?
525
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,600
I think they's all dying.
Is it the plague?
526
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,280
Well, I heard you had some trouble,
527
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,560
so I notified
the young doctor immediately.
528
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,800
Doctor?
529
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,840
There's been a shocking outbreak
of the dyspepsias
530
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,960
among some of our brave lads.
I thought you could be of assistance.
531
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,560
Can he come straight through?
532
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,080
After you.
533
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,440
Give these men some fluids.
534
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,840
What did you do?
535
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,400
Little bit of that medication you gave
to the paint swallower the other day.
536
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,640
- How much did you give them?
- Just a cup or two.
537
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,480
Packs a powerful wallop.
538
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,680
You're only supposed
to give 'em a teaspoon.
539
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,520
"At first, do no harm."
540
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,280
Easy as pluckin' a winkle out
of a pigeon's ear.
541
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,000
What do you think you're doing?
542
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,160
Just checking
the strongroom, ma'am.
543
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,320
Hurry, I'm entertaining my cousin.
544
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,280
Shadows.
Pilferer's best friend.
545
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,280
Dodge, Dodge.
546
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,840
- Oh.
-"Oh," what?
547
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,840
It's a bloody Durack Jenson.
548
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,720
A bloody Durack Jensen.
549
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,240
Neither of us do safes.
Did you not think to check that?
550
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,760
I can't plan everything.
551
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,160
It's empty.
552
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,360
Yes. I noted that.
553
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,720
Someone hit it before us.
554
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,840
Let's go above. It's this way.
555
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,400
Get in there.
556
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,880
Come here.
557
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,520
Come, my wild mare.
558
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,920
This is not the London I knew.
559
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,920
Where's the fog?
Where's the constant drizzle?
560
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,600
It kept the joy in.
561
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,520
Here, it's all blue skies
and not enough scratch.
562
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,680
It's ageing me.
563
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,520
Suppose this watch ought to be
worth a penny or two.
564
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,680
Tuppence.
565
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,400
That wouldn't even save me a finger.
566
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,000
He did display a certain bounteous vigour.
567
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,080
We could always blackmail the codger.
568
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,200
How?
569
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,320
By telling him we broke in
to steal their payload?
570
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,280
They'd hang us up along with Darius.
571
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,000
How much was in your collection plate?
572
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,200
Two pounds, two shillings and thruppence.
573
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,240
Great. So, only 23 pounds short, then.
574
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,920
Morning!
575
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,560
I made another one for you, Jack.
576
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,120
I got it to hold an egg before.
577
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,760
Still a while to go.
578
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,280
Might take meself back
to the what'sy doovit I made Darius.
579
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,840
Darius doesn't have an artificial hand.
580
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,680
No. No, strange, that.
581
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,400
He wanted it for something else.
582
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,280
Had to go under his Benjamin.
583
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,800
Some sort of magic trick, he said.
584
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040
That trick we used to play
on the old geezers
585
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040
- down in Leicester Square.
- The money roll.
586
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,360
Yeah. You reckon you could make
587
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,400
two pound, two shillings and thruppence
look like a 26 pound roll?
588
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,680
- Depends how long we play the bluff.
- No, better,
589
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,400
can you make it look like two rolls?
590
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,480
Now, that would require artfulness.
591
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,920
Tim, show us exactly
how this apparatus works.
592
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,160
Forgive me,
whoever or whatever is up there.
593
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:38,720
I done so much terrible
and wrong in this life and I knows it.
594
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,080
I ain't apologising 'cause we both know
I'll do the same again tomorrow,
595
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,200
and you give me this nature, so,
596
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,320
this is as much your issue as it is mine.
597
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,320
If it be any comfort,
598
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:57,000
there's scarce a night goes by where
me dreams don't rattle me something awful.
599
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,160
No more than what I did to Jack
when he was a little'un.
600
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,400
You knows what I did.
601
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,400
And you know what I might have to do
to him in the future.
602
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,760
But for tonight, I'm asking, humble-like,
603
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,440
watch over him.
604
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,320
I need him. With both his hands.
605
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,960
Yeah. Well...
606
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,920
That's it.
607
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,800
Have a good night, God.
608
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,920
Nice.
609
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,200
Now, as long as we move quickly
610
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,760
and he doesn't notice the odd bit
of hospital bandage
611
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,640
and organ music, we should be fine.
612
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,520
Well, well, well.
613
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,120
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jack Dawkins.
614
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,800
The money or the hand, that's his choice.
615
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,720
You know,
Aputi here brought his axe along.
616
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,480
It's a little bit blunt.
617
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,960
But it should do the job.
618
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,920
Few whacks, I suppose.
619
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,840
Your shigs.
620
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,320
I take it that's the money in full?
621
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,000
You can count it if you like.
622
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,080
There's plenty more where that came from.
In fact, why don't we up the stakes?
623
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,440
You and me, winner takes all,
624
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,960
and I'll match that one with this one
right here of the same amount.
625
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,360
I'm happy as I am, thanks.
626
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,640
Fine, if you're scared.
Take the money. We're square.
627
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,800
Scared? Of you? Don't make me chuckle.
628
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,720
I'm sorry, everyone,
I thought we coulda had a bit of fun,
629
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,440
but it seems that
Mr. Darius Cracksworth's somewhat lacking
630
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,560
- in the backbone department.
- You watch what you're saying, boy.
631
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,240
Not everyone can be
as brave as you, Jack.
632
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,720
Tell you what,
why don't we add a bit of flavour,
633
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,800
double the money and if he loses,
you take both his hands.
634
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,440
One hand, two hand, what's the difference?
Am I the only one here with timber?
635
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,680
You wouldn't be able
to wipe your own arse.
636
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,440
Maybe that's what your shambles
of a relative is for, eh?
637
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,360
Yeah. Let's not say things
we might have cause to regret.
638
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,280
Are we talking, or are we playing?
639
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,000
You've got a big night ahead of you.
640
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,240
So, who's this Captain Gaines geezer?
641
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,080
We're playing cards, Uncle.
642
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,560
It's just a friendly game.
643
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,560
I heard he hung a bloke
just for looking at his missus.
644
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,400
You don't even wanna make
eye contact with his missus.
645
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,320
He'll chop you up into little pieces
and feed you to his dog.
646
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,480
Isn't that right?
647
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,960
Two cards, please.
648
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Withdraw the bet.
Withdraw the bet, give him the money.
649
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,760
No, don't work like that,
you hairy carpet bag.
650
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,160
He said he's in, he's in.
651
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,080
Aputi, did you have a chance
to sharpen that blade?
652
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,360
You told me to make it blunt as possible.
653
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,040
That's right. I did, too.
654
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,400
He's right, Uncle.
655
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,200
I gave him my word.
656
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,360
I have been risk-drunk my entire life.
657
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,080
I always knew I'd end up here.
658
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,680
So, before I face the inevitable,
659
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,640
may the last use of my hand be
to shake yours?
660
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,600
For I know, you to be
a gentleman of honour
661
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,680
and you have taught me a lesson
that I will take to my grave.
662
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,840
Beg your pardon.
663
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,160
Got the cramps, have you?
664
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,200
Yeah, I get them.
665
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,960
Come on, then.
666
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,760
- You cheated.
- Cheated?
667
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,600
How dare you, sir? How?
668
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,840
I am not wearing a coat.
669
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,880
I have nothing up my sleeves.
Perhaps you should take off yours.
670
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,760
Yeah, maybe you should remove
your clobber as a gesture of goodwill.
671
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,160
Maybe it was all that
talk of Captain Gaines
672
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,920
and his terrible, awful, vicious,
673
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,080
violent brutalness
that put a dampener on your evening.
674
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,400
I think we should chuff off,
I'm sensing a few hostilenesses.
675
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,280
Thank you, gentlemen.
676
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,600
Come, my wild mare.
677
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,000
Yes, I seen it in your eyes.
678
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,200
The old Dodger, none of that toff talk.
679
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,760
No, you saw nothing.
680
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,240
Yes, I did. It was there.
681
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:16,560
The thrill, the danger, you live for it.
It's like a craving with you.
682
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,560
It was there from the very first day
I unwrapped you
683
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,200
from that swaddling cloth
and took you under me wing.
684
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,480
You told me I was naked and shivering.
685
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,080
Well, this was after I wrapped you.
It's all one.
686
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,800
- Tonight was fun.
- Yeah.
687
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,000
So, here we are, a team again.
Father and son.
688
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,760
No. That was my last caper.
689
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,600
Now, I am back to being a surgeon.
690
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Nothing in this country
that don't bite ya.
691
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,000
He's dying, isn't he?
692
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,560
What can we do?
693
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:48,680
Hold his hand
and see him into the next life.
694
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,880
I hear your boy's got himself
in some trouble?
695
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,040
You mind your ears and stop talking.
You need to focus on the task ahead.
696
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,240
For which we needs the Dodge.
697
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,320
- Don't cock this up, Fagin.
- You'll have him.
698
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,400
I just need to win back the boy's favour.
699
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,880
There's still a few old wounds.
700
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,200
So, when can we have him
in our embrace?
701
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,640
Make a move on the ochre?
702
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,720
When I say.
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