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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,480 Fire! 2 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:15,200 Jack! Dawkins! I didn't help bust you out of prison, so you could stand and watch. 3 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,680 Quick sticks, boy. 4 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,520 No, it's not sharp enough, guv! 5 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,520 Got it. 6 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,760 - Help me. - All right, guv. 7 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,520 One, two, three, four, five... 8 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,920 Nine, ten... 9 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,480 Cat gut! Need those quick fingers of yours. 10 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,520 - Stitch him. Pull his skin over. - Right. 11 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,520 - Mother never taught you to sew? - Never had one, sir. 12 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,560 - Over here, Captain! - Show me! 13 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,400 - Stay with him, Jack. - What do I do? 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,880 Nothing. Intestinal wound is beyond our reach. 15 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,560 - He'll die before we're halfway through. - So what? I don't... 16 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,800 Hold his hand and see him to the next life. 17 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,920 What? 18 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,840 Wally. 19 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,320 Um... 20 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,600 Which way to the operating room? 21 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,160 There's no one in there. And women aren't allowed, ma'am. 22 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,680 No, no, no. No, no, no, wait. 23 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,120 No, give me more time. 24 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,320 For God's sake, man, 25 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,880 I cannot perform surgery without both of my hands! 26 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,280 It's a shame you didn't factor that before you took up cards, Jack. 27 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,880 You owe me what you owe me, and it's considerable. 28 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,560 - Take his right hand. - No! 29 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,720 Hello, Mrs. Brennan. 30 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,840 Is that young Nathaniel I see there? 31 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,120 - He is growing apace. - I give you my word. 32 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,040 I will have the funds soon. 33 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,240 What do you think, young Nathaniel? Do you think we can trust him? 34 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,520 Nah. 35 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,160 I took this hand off another welcher earlier this morning. 36 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,280 I have rules, see. 37 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,560 I'll allow you the latitude of Wednesday. 38 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,480 You pay me in full by then, or this. 39 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,960 All right if I have the hand? 40 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,240 It's a way shy of being useful, innit? 41 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:28,520 If I run a wire down to the main lever and add some of these small twirly things... 42 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,760 It's hard to see 'im mastering the subtlety of surgery 43 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,040 with that thing, Timmy. 44 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,200 It'll be right. 45 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,840 I just made an arm out of a corset and a few forks. 46 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:40,600 Ah. You much of an orange eater, Dodge? 47 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,640 - I suppose. - Shame. 48 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,880 Come. 49 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,640 You manage to flog them rubies yet? 50 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,240 Now, therein lies a hiccup. 51 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,600 You see, I'm not yet familiar with the comings and goings of this parish 52 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,160 and if you hadn't set yourself up as a man of standing, 53 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,880 rather than what you're born to, 54 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,000 you might have been able to steer me in a direction of use. 55 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,520 This is who I am. This is all that matters to me. 56 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,720 Look, I'll fence them. 57 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,600 You have me solemn oath, it's just, this is a shrunken town, 58 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,880 and I've gotta make meself a familiar. 59 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,320 I'm relying on you. 60 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:30,680 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 61 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,240 If you can't get the money by Wednesday, then I lose my hand. 62 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,920 My word is my bond. 63 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,480 Your word and your bond are two very different islands 64 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,160 with a vast ocean in between. 65 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,960 Hands are too tricky, Jack. Too many moving things. 66 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,880 Any chance you'll swap for a leg? Stumps are easy. 67 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,160 Perhaps, you wanna get that 68 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,320 while you can still relish the sensation of a doorknob between your fingertips. 69 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,040 - Funny. - Respectfully. 70 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,760 Just when you think your day's reached its full potential. 71 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,120 Care for an orange, my dear? 72 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,960 I've only learned through trial and error 73 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,280 that they display more sweetness with the skin off. 74 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,480 I've come here to train. 75 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,400 - Horses? - This was all I could find in a hurry. 76 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,720 I'm afraid today is not a very good day for me. 77 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,480 You see, I'm trying to resolve a personal issue. 78 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,840 It happens to be a very good day for me. Where do I start? 79 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,680 Hetty will introduce you to the other nurses 80 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,720 and issue you with a uniform. 81 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,600 No. I'm not here to train as a nurse. 82 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,400 But you are here to teach me the art of surgery. 83 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,960 That was never the deal. 84 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,440 That was precisely the deal. 85 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,520 In return for me not handing you over to my father, the governor, 86 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,960 the man with all the power and lust for hanging. 87 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,360 You will do what I say. 88 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,000 - Women cannot make surgeons. - Of course we can. 89 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,360 - She does have both hands. - Thank you, Hetty. 90 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,520 These are not my rules. 91 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,600 They are society's rules. 92 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:06,000 Mmm. See, you forget. Here, I am society. 93 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,920 Professor McGregor will never accept you. 94 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,960 Did you miss the part where I said I was the governor's daughter? 95 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,920 See, I'm as close to royalty as it comes here. 96 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,760 Not in this place, you're not. 97 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,840 Here, you start where everyone else starts. 98 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,640 Well done. 99 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,760 Now, if Your Majesty would take this royal offering 100 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,120 and 30 more like it and place it in the pit at the rear of the hospital, 101 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,840 that would be excellent, thank you. 102 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,960 You take human excrement from sick people and dump it outside the door? 103 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,600 Well, you may fashion a quilt from it, should you desire. 104 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,000 This place is horrendous. 105 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,280 You noticed? 106 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,240 Has no one here heard of cleanliness? 107 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,920 Have you read the literature coming out about hygiene? 108 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,520 See, we're a little busy here to get much reading done. 109 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,080 Oh. Then you are killing your patients. 110 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,160 This lot would be safer living in a pig pen. 111 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,720 The first task of any doctor is not to panic their patients. 112 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,840 Now, I agree with you. 113 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,320 The ward is less than savoury, but that is how the Prof likes it. 114 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,520 The professor's a giant windy pop in an overcoat. 115 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,200 We do agree on something. 116 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,280 - I refuse to work in there. - Fine. 117 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,280 Thank you for the honour of your visit. 118 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,760 I will need mops. 119 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,480 And I need to address the nursing and laundry staff. 120 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,040 And, yes, some other clothes. 121 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,760 I've died and gone to hell. 122 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:09,960 Look around you, scum and wastrels, and I am meant to save them? 123 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,320 And I defend 'em. 124 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,000 And I have to save their worthless souls. 125 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,000 You know, before I came here, I rarely indulged in libation. 126 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,640 I was known for my sobriety. 127 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,440 You know, I am a man of God and even I do not abstain. 128 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,000 - Surgery demands a steady hand. - Don't make me boke. 129 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,840 - As does God. - Mmm. 130 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,000 You can no more shift that lot than become the Lord of the Highlands. 131 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,520 Everyone knows who they belong to. 132 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,520 Darius's wife. 133 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,760 And no one round here wants fine jewellery. 134 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,120 Take a look around you. 135 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:48,800 What a sad sorrow of a country filled with fine upstanding Irish 136 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:52,520 and London scoundrels and not a thing worth stealing. 137 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,120 Gold, rum, baccy, shovels, coins, 138 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,240 snitch me something they can use. 139 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,480 Bring 'em to me and we might talk. 140 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,240 Scrub every inch! Every surface! 141 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,400 Open up those windows. Let in some actual air. 142 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,240 We are forbidden to do that, ma'am, for fear of contagion and God's wrath. 143 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,800 God sees this as one giant cesspit. 144 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,040 Open them! 145 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,840 And what would ma'am have us do with these sheets? 146 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,960 Um... 147 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,160 Burn them. 148 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,640 Now, I made an unbreakable vow to the Lord 149 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:40,120 that if my church becomes a cathedral and I a bishop, 150 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:44,680 - I will, thereafter, curtail my drinking. - Aye, aye. 151 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,720 A solemn vow indeed, but is that likely? 152 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,600 Well, sadly, Port Victory is not a place of pilgrimage. 153 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,320 There's nothing sacred in this dog's swill country. 154 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:02,680 No relics, no icons, no saint's bones. 155 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:07,160 Just destitute criminals demanding absolution. 156 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:11,400 You know, the real money is with the Protestants. 157 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,640 Yes. Well, I have often wondered about conversion. 158 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,800 And you can marry if you do. 159 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,120 Yes, there's a downside to everything. 160 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,680 All that scrubbing has left you with a hole in your dress. 161 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,120 Then look away. 162 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,120 You know, I am aware of medical discoveries overseas, 163 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,200 just our head surgeon is not. 164 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,360 Blood and gore, to him, it's like a badge of honour. 165 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,440 And you'll go along with it even if it's killing your patients? 166 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,280 He will turn everything you've done back to the way it was. 167 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,920 And, for a few days, 168 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,520 at least some of the people in there might survive. 169 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,680 You'll need a map of the human body, 170 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,440 how everything connects to everything else, 171 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,000 from the big toe, all the way up to the top of the head. 172 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,760 So, from the hallux to the cranium? 173 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,720 Digit phalanges, tarsus, crus, patella, femur... 174 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,320 Well, no, it's about the internal organs as well. 175 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,200 Cerebellum, oesophagus, lungs, heart, liver, 176 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,240 or would you like the names in Ancient Greek? 177 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,480 I speak Greek, and Latin. Do you? 178 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,920 I've never found the need to speak to dead Latins. 179 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,440 It isn't about the names. 180 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,920 You just said it was. 181 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,560 No, it is about looking into the face of a child 182 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,920 knowing they're going to die 183 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,200 and knowing that there is nothing you can do to help them. 184 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,560 There are more things to medicine than death. 185 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,720 There is life, and hope. 186 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,320 I'm sorry I was not born into a life of wealth. 187 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,880 I don't have the luxury of being able to cause trouble and get away with it. 188 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,240 So, really much better to be a common thief with your uncle. 189 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,160 Do you know how much they pay the surgeons here? 190 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,160 Well, no, of course, you wouldn't. Why would you? 191 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,520 Nothing. I get free food and accommodation. 192 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,400 - Then, how do you... - By gambling. 193 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,720 I play cards. 194 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,160 That's how I make my money. And I'm pretty good at it. 195 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,720 Except, last time, I got cheated, 196 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,560 and now, if I don't come up with a year's worth of income, 197 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,080 then I get my hand cut off. 198 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,520 So, that's why Fagin stole the gems. 199 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,600 You want to be a surgeon? 200 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,840 Then expect nothing in return. 201 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,400 Hey, Dodge, what do you know about Catholics? 202 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,040 What are they on about? 203 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,000 Have you managed to flog those rubies yet? 204 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,560 It's in hand, there's a couple of details still begging. 205 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,800 What do you know about 'em? 206 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,040 - Are you thinking about converting? - It depends. 207 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,120 There may be something of a holy conflation between money, 208 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,800 bones and Catholics. 209 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,240 Well, ask one of the nurses. They're all micks. 210 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,360 Jack, got a sailor who drank some whitewash. 211 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,120 Why would he do that? 212 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,520 A bet. Painting his internals. 213 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,760 Mix him up an emetic 214 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,200 and give him that bucket when you've emptied it. 215 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,720 Sister. Sister, excuse me. 216 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,480 I was wondering, as a man on a journey of faith, 217 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,640 whether I could talk to you about yours? 218 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,480 And you think this is the right time to ask, do you? 219 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,760 Do what the Pope says, be nice about the Virgin, 220 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,880 go to confessional and tell him your sins. 221 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,920 Oh! What area of the body claims that one? 222 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,760 - Coccyx? - Yeah. 223 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,040 It's part of a woman's arse. Leftover bit of tail. 224 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,760 Nellie Corstair's tail, to be more precise. 225 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,600 You know, she was about to hang, but the TB got her. 226 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,040 They hung her corpse anyway, so she learnt her lesson. 227 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,160 We are men, first and foremost. 228 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,400 It was from our rib that woman was created. 229 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,880 We don't bow to women. 230 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:19,080 We are, by the grace of God, the superior being. 231 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,880 Now let's see a woman try and lift this over her head. 232 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:27,360 Well, I'd love to see the naggin' biddy do this. 233 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,680 - Oh, dear. - Now... 234 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,760 What? 235 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,360 Now, just relax, Tinkler. 236 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,920 I think what you have here is a strangulated hernia. 237 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,080 Oh, dear. 238 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,200 Now, no need to operate. 239 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,640 With my expertise, I shall massage the tuberance back into place. 240 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,400 What the devilment has happened here? 241 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,520 What? Where's my hospital gone? 242 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,760 What is that odious smell? 243 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,720 Cleanliness, sir. It's apparently a new thing. 244 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,960 And you're responsible for this? 245 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,480 Because if you were, your employment is terminated. 246 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,040 No, sir. The order came from on high. 247 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,280 Who on high? 248 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,120 The governor's daughter. She is insisting on it. 249 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,760 Lady Belle, what are you doing here? 250 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,680 My father sent me to observe. 251 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,560 I run this felicity at a gold standard. 252 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,760 I will have you know 253 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:31,640 that one in every six of my patients goes on to live a very full life. 254 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,640 - Very impressive numbers. - I cannot deal with this now. 255 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,240 My friend has a strangulated hernia. 256 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,000 - I shall lay hands on him. - What? 257 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,840 - Prepare the surgical room. - No. 258 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,040 - Prepare the surgical room. - No. 259 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:54,040 Gentlemen, what you have before you, is a classically-herniated groin. 260 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,440 With many lesser practitioners, this procedure would prove impossible. 261 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,240 But sadly perhaps for you in the gallery, in my hands, 262 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:08,960 this procedure will prove brief and painless for my friend. 263 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,240 Yeah, pick 'em up, pick 'em up, pick 'em. 264 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,720 And lay the patient on the table. 265 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,040 Here. Easy, now. 266 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,640 What are you doing? 267 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh. 268 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,080 Forgive me, Bishop. 269 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,200 I was overcome with religious zeal. 270 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,680 Now, I lower my friend's trousers 271 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,760 and feel gently around the groinal area. 272 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,120 Mmm. Hello. 273 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,960 Sorry, Tinkler, I didn't mean to touch that. 274 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:03,600 Yes, I can feel a sizeable protuberance to the right of the testicles. 275 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,160 Pass me the hernia tool. 276 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,720 Now, I place the tool gently onto the skin. 277 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,520 Yes, well, in a church of this magnificence, 278 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,400 surely, you are the bishop. 279 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,680 Too far from Rome. 280 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520 Oh. 281 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,920 Yes, well, 282 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,080 my own days training for the cloth were equally hard. 283 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,960 You a priest? Find that hard to believe. 284 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,120 Yes, well, these are the struggles of our faith. 285 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,600 What do we believe? 286 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,240 - I'm locking up now. - All right, okay. 287 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,520 Well, I'll be on me way. 288 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,320 It's just, you see, I do like to bless each church that I visit 289 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,080 with me holy relic before I leave. 290 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,280 I thank you, Bishop. Sorry, Priest. 291 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,840 A relic? 292 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,760 Now, just a standard complication as the blood seeps out. 293 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,520 It's dropping, something I can sop with. 294 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,480 - What's happening? - His bowel is falling out. 295 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,680 Do something. 296 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,800 Well, nothing more to be done. Just the to and fro of normal medicine. 297 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,120 He'll die if you don't do something. 298 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,360 - Quick! - He will die, anyway. It's abdominal. 299 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,440 We can't operate. 300 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,920 - The pain alone would kill him. - Somebody daub as best we can. 301 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,240 At me lowest ebb, broken, destitute, 302 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,360 I was a wanderer without purpose, 303 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,880 until one day, a holy man appeared to me on Mount Sinai... 304 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,320 But I thought you said you were in Jerusalem. 305 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,320 And told me to go forth unto Jerusalem, 306 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,640 where God would bestow upon me a great blessing, 307 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,840 but also, a great burden. 308 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:56,320 And would that I could be rid of it. 309 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,360 Is this real? 310 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,080 It is real as my faith. 311 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,480 And these jewels... 312 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,040 Rubies. 313 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,800 And the bone, who does that belong to? 314 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,360 - A martyred saint. - Which saint? 315 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,120 Saint Coccyx. 316 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,760 - I haven't heard of him. - Her. 317 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,320 You wouldn't have, very recent. 318 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,320 The Vatican kept her hushed. 319 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,360 She had a power that can't be measured. 320 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,000 Three of the popes owe their papacy to her. 321 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,800 Well, she touched the popes? 322 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,680 Very often, I suspect. 323 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,440 But I can see that you're closin' up, so... 324 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,800 No, no, no. Stay, stay. 325 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,640 Let me break out the altar wine. 326 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,600 Is there anything that you would like me to say to your wife? 327 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,760 I told you, he refuses to ether patients. 328 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,720 Yeah, I wasn't thinking of the patient. 329 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,120 You tell her you're a murdering buffoon who's killed me! 330 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,400 This is just normal behaviour for someone in a state of shock. 331 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,840 Blood loss will also cause... 332 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,360 - You're sweating, sir. - Thank you. 333 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,800 Or are they manly tears for a comrade? 334 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,960 Here. 335 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,840 Take over. 336 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,720 What? But I've never done abdominal surgery before. 337 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,800 No one has. 338 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,160 He'll die, anyways. His bowels are around his knees. 339 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,480 Everybody out. Go on. 340 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,520 Tim, can you deal with the Prof? 341 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,200 I have no idea how much ether to use. 342 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,360 So, experiment. 343 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,640 The amount they've been drinking, they'll be out for weeks. 344 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,920 There, breathe in. 345 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,440 The idiot's perforated his bowel. 346 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,800 I'm gonna have to cut out this section here and then join it up. 347 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,120 Just a moment. 348 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,320 Hetty, scissors. 349 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,080 Staunch that blood. I can't see a damn thing. 350 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520 I can suture it. 351 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,640 - Are you sure? I don't want you fainting. - I'm fine. 352 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,840 How's your needlework? 353 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,960 'Cause I'll need you to stitch up the bowel 354 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,400 - before I can feed it back in. - I do a lot of embroidery. 355 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,160 What? Why? 356 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,080 Extraordinary, sir. It was like you were in a trance. 357 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,920 That is the word. Like he was out of his body. 358 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,680 We thought your friend would die, 359 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,560 but somehow, you took control and saved him. 360 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,920 It was a medical miracle. 361 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,000 Oh, you know, the three pillars. 362 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,040 Training, knowledge, and experience. 363 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,160 But, and when that fails, an instinct kicks in. 364 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,560 Remarkable. 365 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,360 Do you know, I... I have almost no memory of how I achieved it. 366 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,560 But you were exhausted at the end and slept the sleep of the righteous. 367 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,840 If only you could have seen yourself as we saw you, sir. 368 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760 That was truly something in there. 369 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,480 Will he live? 370 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,760 I don't know. 371 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,800 But he survived the operation, which is remarkable. 372 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,480 I doubt what we did in there has ever been done before. 373 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,360 You were very good. 374 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,200 As were you. 375 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,800 Mind you, a good surgeon doesn't get dizzy over the sight of blood. 376 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,200 - Well, it took me two years. - I'm perfectly fine with blood. 377 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,400 You did very well. 378 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,280 Nice embroidery on that bowel. 379 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,000 That's what we women are good for. 380 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,800 What we did today 381 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,200 was extraordinary. 382 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,240 I enter with goodly news. 383 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,640 Thank God, you sold the rubies. 384 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,240 Not in so many words. 385 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,280 There is only one word, Fagin, it's "yes." 386 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,640 But now, I have access to some bees and honey. 387 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,320 How much bees and honey? 26 pound worth? 388 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,840 Well, that depends on the scratchings in the Sunday collection plate. 389 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,320 You sold the rubies to a church? 390 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,520 No, I loaned them. 391 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,680 Temporary storage till I can find a real buyer. 392 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,800 Which church? 393 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,960 Church of the Holy micks. 394 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,120 In return for which I get the takings of five collection plates. 395 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,040 So, five Sundays? 396 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,800 Fagin, I need the dosh by Wednesday! 397 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,160 The micks don't have any cash. 398 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,160 They're all ex-cons or soldiers who've blown away all their pay. 399 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,320 This is God telling us to get back to the ways that we know best. 400 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,880 I'm not going back to thieving. 401 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,120 You used to live for it! Once in the blood. 402 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,280 - I saved a man's life today. - Ah, yes. 403 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,080 That only yesterday would've died. 404 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,880 I performed surgery never before attempted in this country. 405 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,360 Yeah. 406 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,520 There is a whole world opening up for me. 407 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,040 But I need these. 408 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,960 Well, you know I'd give up me own meat-hooks to save you. 409 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Excellent, I accept. Let's go offer them now. 410 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,160 - I did! They wouldn't take 'em. - No, you didn't. 411 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,400 In a manner of speaking, I did. I implied. 412 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,480 No. Because you'd never do anything for me. 413 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,000 You've never done anything for me. 414 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,000 And I'm bloody sure you're taking more than five collection plates. 415 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,880 Oh, tosh. Come on, you hurt me to the core. 416 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,760 We're cut from the same glass. Thicker than blood. 417 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,720 - No, you and I have nothing in common. - Our history. 418 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,280 Yeah, well, you burnt that when you left me rotting in Newgate. 419 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,560 What else? 420 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,120 Oliver Twist. 421 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560 What about him? 422 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,840 We both equal hate him. 423 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,960 Well, yeah, everyone hates Oliver Twist. He's a wet lettuce. 424 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,880 That by no means qualifies us as having anything in common with one another. 425 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,320 No, I know what you do, Fagin. 426 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,720 You'd stand by again, and watch as I go down. 427 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,480 Except this time, I'm not gonna burn alone. 428 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:21,720 "Me thoughts I heard the robin's lark, midst the noise of day. 429 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:30,240 "But t'was in jest a canine's bark, my companion's call to play. 430 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,240 "But then me thinks I heard a different cry, 431 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,480 "that seemed to winged, emanate from the sky." 432 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,920 A-woo! A-woo! 433 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,160 Did you forget your sister organised an evening soiree? 434 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,720 Yes, if I'd remembered, I'd still be out. 435 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,280 What have you done to yourself? 436 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,760 - I'm fine. - Jodhpurs. 437 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,960 Open fire! Cannons! 438 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,360 You finished. 439 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:07,160 Thank God... Good, good. Very good. Yes, wonderful. 440 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,160 Heady stuff. Much, much to ponder. Yes. 441 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,480 Now, honoured guests, family, dearest companions. 442 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,560 I know, like me, you must be moist with anticipation, 443 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,800 wondering what treat is behind these curtains. 444 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,360 With the help of Mr. Smales and our domestics, 445 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,880 it is my honour to present a series of tableaux 446 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,880 based on famous art masterpieces. 447 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,240 You think Father would mind awfully me using a hunting rifle in the house? 448 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:36,000 First we immortalise Michelangelo's famous painting of Leda and the Swan. 449 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,560 Well. Quite, Fanny. 450 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,760 - There's blood on your shoe. - Is there? 451 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,680 Are you well, my dear? 452 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,720 Extraordinary. 453 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,320 Will you ever spend the whole night with me? 454 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,680 Go back to sleep. 455 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,640 In a time of trial, when the soul is knitted up with cares, 456 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,720 we must turn inside ourselves and find our strength. 457 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,880 Only then we'll be whole and pure again. 458 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,320 - Amen. - Amen. 459 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,160 And how long before these blessings of Saint Coccyx begin to work? 460 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,800 It began the moment your hand touched its divine power. 461 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,720 Just keep it locked in that cage. 462 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,200 Actually, on second thoughts, 463 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,840 on special occasions, just lie there and hold it to your chest 464 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:22,080 and let me take over some of your more priestly duties. 465 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 466 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,520 I have committed sins of thought and deed. 467 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,920 Of rage and torment. 468 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,200 I see the way men look at my sweet Peggy. 469 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,840 I want to wring their necks until their eyes pop 470 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,480 and their brains explode from their nostrils. 471 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,120 Perfectly natural thoughts, my son. 472 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,000 God forgives you. 473 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:07,400 And now, I must leave my innocent rose for three days. 474 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,960 Alone in that building. 475 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,560 With 100 soldiers arriving for their monthly pay. 476 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,920 I can save them hands of yours, Dodge. 477 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,640 What, you got all 26 pounds? 478 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,640 And so much more. 479 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,200 No, not from one collection plate. 480 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,840 No, more from information shared in the sanctity of the confession box. 481 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,440 But it is a lay-down hand. 482 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,040 - Do you have the money, yes or no? - Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 483 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,440 It's just, it's a question of collecting it. 484 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,320 Good. Where from? 485 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,640 From the military barracks. 486 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,960 No, no, no. Hear me out, hear me out. 487 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,120 All we gotta do is break into the military quarters, 488 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,960 slip past a guard or two. 489 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,560 Stroll into Gaines' abode, 490 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,200 where his missus is in the gentle arms of Morpheus. 491 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,480 Pinch the payload, 492 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,200 and you will be scoffing scones and cream with two hands. 493 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,880 And that will be my last meal. 494 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,840 I told you what a madman Gaines is. 495 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,280 Yes, I know it. He opened up to me intimately. 496 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,240 He's going away for three days. I've got it all planned out. 497 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,440 Solid, copper-bottomed, foolproof. 498 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,920 You never plan anything. 499 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,640 You just make stuff up on the spot, and then you hang people out to dry. 500 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,480 No, no, no, you see before you a changed man. 501 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,000 I am growing, Dodge, please. Please grow with me. 502 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,360 No, I've made that mistake once before. 503 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,520 You know, you never truly leave the old ways behind. 504 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,960 You used to positively squeal with delight after a heist. 505 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,920 Grubby little smile, from ear to ear. 506 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,160 I do not squeal. 507 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,920 Well, in that case, bid a fond farewell to your hand. 508 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,960 Because without it, you might as well be talking to the lid. 509 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,600 Strong stuff, this. 510 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,760 Clears you right out. Sure you need all of it? 511 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,360 Yes. I've been backed up something awful. 512 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,720 Time to fire a cannonball through me bowels. 513 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,160 Bless you. 514 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,560 And may the good Lord protect you tonight, 515 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,960 as you drink in all the holiness you can manage. 516 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,640 Come on, drink up, lads. 517 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,880 You told me there were two guards, there's five. 518 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,320 Two, five, what's the difference? 519 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,560 Three. 520 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,680 I'm gonna scale that tree, edge along the wall. 521 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,840 Then I'll find somewhere soft to break my fall. 522 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,160 Take out one of the guards, nick his keys, and open the gate. Now, you wait here. 523 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,720 On the other hand, you could always enter by the gate. 524 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,600 Hello, my dear. Stressful night? 525 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,600 I think they's all dying. Is it the plague? 526 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,280 Well, I heard you had some trouble, 527 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,560 so I notified the young doctor immediately. 528 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,800 Doctor? 529 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,840 There's been a shocking outbreak of the dyspepsias 530 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,960 among some of our brave lads. I thought you could be of assistance. 531 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,560 Can he come straight through? 532 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,080 After you. 533 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,440 Give these men some fluids. 534 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,840 What did you do? 535 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,400 Little bit of that medication you gave to the paint swallower the other day. 536 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,640 - How much did you give them? - Just a cup or two. 537 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,480 Packs a powerful wallop. 538 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,680 You're only supposed to give 'em a teaspoon. 539 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,520 "At first, do no harm." 540 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,280 Easy as pluckin' a winkle out of a pigeon's ear. 541 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,000 What do you think you're doing? 542 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,160 Just checking the strongroom, ma'am. 543 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,320 Hurry, I'm entertaining my cousin. 544 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,280 Shadows. Pilferer's best friend. 545 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,280 Dodge, Dodge. 546 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,840 - Oh. -"Oh," what? 547 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,840 It's a bloody Durack Jenson. 548 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,720 A bloody Durack Jensen. 549 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,240 Neither of us do safes. Did you not think to check that? 550 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,760 I can't plan everything. 551 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,160 It's empty. 552 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,360 Yes. I noted that. 553 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,720 Someone hit it before us. 554 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,840 Let's go above. It's this way. 555 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,400 Get in there. 556 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,880 Come here. 557 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,520 Come, my wild mare. 558 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,920 This is not the London I knew. 559 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,920 Where's the fog? Where's the constant drizzle? 560 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,600 It kept the joy in. 561 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,520 Here, it's all blue skies and not enough scratch. 562 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,680 It's ageing me. 563 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,520 Suppose this watch ought to be worth a penny or two. 564 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,680 Tuppence. 565 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,400 That wouldn't even save me a finger. 566 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,000 He did display a certain bounteous vigour. 567 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,080 We could always blackmail the codger. 568 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,200 How? 569 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,320 By telling him we broke in to steal their payload? 570 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,280 They'd hang us up along with Darius. 571 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,000 How much was in your collection plate? 572 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,200 Two pounds, two shillings and thruppence. 573 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,240 Great. So, only 23 pounds short, then. 574 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,920 Morning! 575 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,560 I made another one for you, Jack. 576 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,120 I got it to hold an egg before. 577 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,760 Still a while to go. 578 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,280 Might take meself back to the what'sy doovit I made Darius. 579 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,840 Darius doesn't have an artificial hand. 580 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,680 No. No, strange, that. 581 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,400 He wanted it for something else. 582 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,280 Had to go under his Benjamin. 583 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,800 Some sort of magic trick, he said. 584 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040 That trick we used to play on the old geezers 585 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040 - down in Leicester Square. - The money roll. 586 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,360 Yeah. You reckon you could make 587 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,400 two pound, two shillings and thruppence look like a 26 pound roll? 588 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,680 - Depends how long we play the bluff. - No, better, 589 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,400 can you make it look like two rolls? 590 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,480 Now, that would require artfulness. 591 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,920 Tim, show us exactly how this apparatus works. 592 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,160 Forgive me, whoever or whatever is up there. 593 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:38,720 I done so much terrible and wrong in this life and I knows it. 594 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,080 I ain't apologising 'cause we both know I'll do the same again tomorrow, 595 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,200 and you give me this nature, so, 596 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,320 this is as much your issue as it is mine. 597 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,320 If it be any comfort, 598 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:57,000 there's scarce a night goes by where me dreams don't rattle me something awful. 599 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,160 No more than what I did to Jack when he was a little'un. 600 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,400 You knows what I did. 601 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,400 And you know what I might have to do to him in the future. 602 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,760 But for tonight, I'm asking, humble-like, 603 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,440 watch over him. 604 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,320 I need him. With both his hands. 605 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,960 Yeah. Well... 606 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,920 That's it. 607 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,800 Have a good night, God. 608 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,920 Nice. 609 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,200 Now, as long as we move quickly 610 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,760 and he doesn't notice the odd bit of hospital bandage 611 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,640 and organ music, we should be fine. 612 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,520 Well, well, well. 613 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jack Dawkins. 614 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,800 The money or the hand, that's his choice. 615 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,720 You know, Aputi here brought his axe along. 616 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,480 It's a little bit blunt. 617 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,960 But it should do the job. 618 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,920 Few whacks, I suppose. 619 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,840 Your shigs. 620 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,320 I take it that's the money in full? 621 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,000 You can count it if you like. 622 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,080 There's plenty more where that came from. In fact, why don't we up the stakes? 623 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,440 You and me, winner takes all, 624 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,960 and I'll match that one with this one right here of the same amount. 625 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,360 I'm happy as I am, thanks. 626 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,640 Fine, if you're scared. Take the money. We're square. 627 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,800 Scared? Of you? Don't make me chuckle. 628 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,720 I'm sorry, everyone, I thought we coulda had a bit of fun, 629 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,440 but it seems that Mr. Darius Cracksworth's somewhat lacking 630 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,560 - in the backbone department. - You watch what you're saying, boy. 631 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,240 Not everyone can be as brave as you, Jack. 632 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,720 Tell you what, why don't we add a bit of flavour, 633 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,800 double the money and if he loses, you take both his hands. 634 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,440 One hand, two hand, what's the difference? Am I the only one here with timber? 635 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,680 You wouldn't be able to wipe your own arse. 636 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,440 Maybe that's what your shambles of a relative is for, eh? 637 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,360 Yeah. Let's not say things we might have cause to regret. 638 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,280 Are we talking, or are we playing? 639 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,000 You've got a big night ahead of you. 640 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,240 So, who's this Captain Gaines geezer? 641 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,080 We're playing cards, Uncle. 642 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,560 It's just a friendly game. 643 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,560 I heard he hung a bloke just for looking at his missus. 644 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,400 You don't even wanna make eye contact with his missus. 645 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,320 He'll chop you up into little pieces and feed you to his dog. 646 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,480 Isn't that right? 647 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,960 Two cards, please. 648 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,880 Withdraw the bet. Withdraw the bet, give him the money. 649 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,760 No, don't work like that, you hairy carpet bag. 650 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,160 He said he's in, he's in. 651 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,080 Aputi, did you have a chance to sharpen that blade? 652 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,360 You told me to make it blunt as possible. 653 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,040 That's right. I did, too. 654 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,400 He's right, Uncle. 655 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,200 I gave him my word. 656 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,360 I have been risk-drunk my entire life. 657 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,080 I always knew I'd end up here. 658 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,680 So, before I face the inevitable, 659 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,640 may the last use of my hand be to shake yours? 660 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,600 For I know, you to be a gentleman of honour 661 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,680 and you have taught me a lesson that I will take to my grave. 662 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,840 Beg your pardon. 663 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,160 Got the cramps, have you? 664 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,200 Yeah, I get them. 665 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,960 Come on, then. 666 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,760 - You cheated. - Cheated? 667 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,600 How dare you, sir? How? 668 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,840 I am not wearing a coat. 669 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,880 I have nothing up my sleeves. Perhaps you should take off yours. 670 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,760 Yeah, maybe you should remove your clobber as a gesture of goodwill. 671 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,160 Maybe it was all that talk of Captain Gaines 672 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,920 and his terrible, awful, vicious, 673 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,080 violent brutalness that put a dampener on your evening. 674 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,400 I think we should chuff off, I'm sensing a few hostilenesses. 675 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,280 Thank you, gentlemen. 676 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,600 Come, my wild mare. 677 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,000 Yes, I seen it in your eyes. 678 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,200 The old Dodger, none of that toff talk. 679 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,760 No, you saw nothing. 680 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,240 Yes, I did. It was there. 681 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:16,560 The thrill, the danger, you live for it. It's like a craving with you. 682 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,560 It was there from the very first day I unwrapped you 683 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,200 from that swaddling cloth and took you under me wing. 684 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,480 You told me I was naked and shivering. 685 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,080 Well, this was after I wrapped you. It's all one. 686 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,800 - Tonight was fun. - Yeah. 687 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,000 So, here we are, a team again. Father and son. 688 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,760 No. That was my last caper. 689 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,600 Now, I am back to being a surgeon. 690 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,040 Nothing in this country that don't bite ya. 691 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,000 He's dying, isn't he? 692 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,560 What can we do? 693 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:48,680 Hold his hand and see him into the next life. 694 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,880 I hear your boy's got himself in some trouble? 695 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,040 You mind your ears and stop talking. You need to focus on the task ahead. 696 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,240 For which we needs the Dodge. 697 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,320 - Don't cock this up, Fagin. - You'll have him. 698 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,400 I just need to win back the boy's favour. 699 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,880 There's still a few old wounds. 700 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,200 So, when can we have him in our embrace? 701 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,640 Make a move on the ochre? 702 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,720 When I say. 55051

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