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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:03,481 - Previously on Wynonna Earp: 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,614 Bulshar. -My husband's true name. 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:07,094 Waverly! It's coming! 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:10,445 Please don't hurt us. And don't ever cross a mother! 5 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,144 Did you give our daughter a name? 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:15,667 Her first name is Alice. 7 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,843 No one said parenthood was easy. 8 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,106 It's time to grow up. 9 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:25,242 Fine. You were right. Bulshar's back. 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,419 Now what do we do about it? 11 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:29,464 Mama? 12 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:35,600 I can't believe we're back here, of all places. 13 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,950 She knows what she's doing in there. 14 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,474 Right? 15 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:42,259 Ever since her and Doc gave the baby up, she's been-- 16 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,783 -Determined. -Relentless. 17 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,395 I've never seen her so... focused. 18 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,094 Yeah, she's probably... fine. 19 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,444 -And drunk. -So drunk. 20 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,622 C'mon, Wynonna. Don't Earp this up. 21 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,189 ♪ That was the whiskey 22 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,712 ♪ Tearing down the house 23 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:03,150 ♪ Like a brown eyed belle from the deep deep south ♪ 24 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,629 ♪ That was the whiskey 25 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:08,764 ♪ That was the whiskey ♪ 26 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:13,682 ♪ Well that girl might've looked a hell of a lot like me ♪ 27 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:19,601 ♪ But don't believe everything you see ♪ 28 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,211 ♪ That was the whiskey 29 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:24,606 That's how you Earp it, girls and boys!! 30 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:27,130 One sec. 31 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,914 You don't even like the Dragunov. 32 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,047 You said it lacks "grace." 33 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:35,138 I don't need grace. I need steely Soviet precision. 34 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,411 I believe I had a beer?! 35 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:51,023 Yeah, a beer's not the only thing you're missing. 36 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:54,418 Right? She's completely lost her baby boobs. 37 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,467 You know, I'm taking the night off! 38 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,295 Don't you clowns ever take the night off? 39 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,428 Oh, I get it. You've had a rough year, eh, Wynonna? 40 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,561 -Shut up. -I heard it died. 41 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:09,303 I said, shut your dirty revenant mouth. 42 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:12,175 All it took to break the heir was a frickin' pregnancy. 43 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,053 Well, I'm not pregnant anymore. 44 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,767 Come on. 45 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,249 -Yah! -Ah!! 46 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,646 -Hey, you got a runner. -I also got a gun. 47 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:49,691 Yeah. 48 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,958 -Ah! Whoa! 49 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,223 Was that the Dragunov?! Nice. 50 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,486 Yeah, "Soviet precision"? You barely grazed him. 51 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,662 Wow. So competitive. 52 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,621 So cocky. 53 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,190 Yo, PDA! Focus! 54 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:17,371 Welcome to the Dolls' house. Population? 55 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,590 Your spine. 56 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,163 -Oh! 57 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,252 -Boom! -Gonna make you eat that. 58 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,211 -Oh, crap. -How rude. 59 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,737 -He's a vegetarian. -Well, we did it! 60 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,999 She did it. 61 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,917 I'd ask about Bulshar and where he is, but... 62 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,179 Get bent. 63 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,528 Get dead. 64 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,840 I'm starting to think these revenants don't know where Bulshar is. 65 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,668 We'll find him. We have to. 66 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:57,715 Boys, we've got the Ghost River Triangle under control. 67 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,634 Stupid Pussy Willows! 68 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:15,124 Lonnie, you been holdin' that radar gun in your lap all night? 69 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:18,083 -Uh... -Boy, did you wanna have a family someday? 70 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,086 Oh. 71 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,088 Hold that thought, son. We got a live one. 72 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,311 We... we didn't even clock 'em. 73 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,530 Heads up. 74 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,936 Jó reggelt. 75 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,721 Is this the Ghost River Triangle? 76 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,247 Well, I suppose that would depend on who's asking. 77 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,292 Your master. 78 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,341 Aren't you going to invite us in? 79 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:01,997 Of course, Masters. 80 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,348 -Come on in. 81 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,315 It's about time we had some vampires up in here. 82 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:22,800 Oh, buck up, Lonnie. You're gonna miss the party. 83 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,768 ♪ 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ♪ 84 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,639 ♪ I know that ain't no way to live ♪ 85 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:40,122 ♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪ 86 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:45,823 ♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪♪ 87 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,003 -'Morning, Waves. -Mm. 88 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:54,223 Morning, bonus blankets. 89 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:55,659 Mm... 90 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,182 Sleep okay? 91 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:02,710 Yeah. Though I had the weirdest dream that you were married. 92 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,668 Really? 'Cause I had a really weird dream 93 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,454 that you were making out with a hot revenant in a hot tub. 94 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:10,065 -Well, that sounds like a nightmare. 95 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,721 It really was a nightmare. 96 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:16,811 You know... the fighting with you. 97 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,117 Yeah, but... 98 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,859 the making-up part... 99 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,905 -Yeah, I know, uh... -It's... 100 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,820 it's pretty good. 101 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,828 Wait. I... One sec. 102 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,177 -No. -One second. 103 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,484 -Mm. No. Please, no. 104 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,442 No. 105 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:46,057 -The barn door's open. 106 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,059 Was... was she out there all night? 107 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,887 Oh, God. Again? 108 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,762 Hey. Go. 109 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:07,905 Ahem. 110 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,126 Hey, Sheriff. 111 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:13,868 What? 112 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,437 -Hit me! -I have been. 113 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:22,442 You fight like you're 180 years old. 114 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,140 I'm 166. 115 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,360 Then move like it, Grandma. 116 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,722 There you are. 117 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,251 That's it? 118 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:52,689 No sarsaparilla-soaked clapback about my form? 119 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,518 My form that I worked my ass off getting back into shape. 120 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,608 You look great. 121 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,743 Almost like it never happened at all. 122 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,227 Tsk. Have you two been at it all night?! 123 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:12,666 Tr 124 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,234 This is not healthy. 125 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,716 Even superheroes need sleep. 126 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,589 I doubt Bulshar's out there tucked up in his jammies, so... 127 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:26,723 I think we haven't seen hide nor hair of him for... four months? 128 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:27,768 Nineteen weeks. 129 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,600 It's been 19 weeks. I have to go open up the bar. 130 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:36,559 Earps. 131 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:46,526 You okay? 132 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,006 Bruised in all the right places. 133 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,574 That bad, huh? 134 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:56,100 He won't touch me unless we're training. And he won't talk to me unless he's angry. 135 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,103 So I keep him training and angry. 136 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,284 -Doc just needs time. 137 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,025 It's the one thing I don't think we have. 138 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:11,463 -Breaking this knob-gobbling curse will help too. 139 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:20,995 So we keep looking for Bulshar and keep sending revenants back to hell. 140 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,606 -Keep the faith... 141 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:25,826 ...about Doc. 142 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,220 He loves you, Wynonna. 143 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,352 We all do. 144 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,793 -Hey, uh... sorry to interrupt. That's my move. 145 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,885 -Uh, no more Black Badge. 146 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:45,106 -I'd say it's all hands on deck. 147 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,021 Okay. Uh... 148 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,196 We'll follow you there. 149 00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,947 And... we're back at the Pussy. 150 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,689 God, can't remember the last time I was in here. 151 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,648 -We were here last night. 152 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,519 I thought that vomit smelled familiar. 153 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,827 You know, Mama used to love this place, 154 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,264 back when it was The County Line Saloon. 155 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:16,703 I used to wonder whether she'd left us to tour the rodeo circuit full-time 156 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,140 with her magical Pegasus, Jellybean. 157 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,141 Jellybean? 158 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,404 Jesusbean!! 159 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,668 -Wynonna. Waverly. Hi. 160 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,497 What the hell, Nedley? If you're going for creepy, 161 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,152 that neckerchief takes it to the next level. 162 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,937 It's European. Do you like it? I'm trying to make a good impression. 163 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,896 On who 164 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,117 Pride and Prejudice? Flouncy Netherfield ball? 165 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,206 It's more of a disco. 166 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,078 You don't want to be here. You shouldn't be here. 167 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,601 Why 168 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,389 Well, whatever it is, we'll deal. 169 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,829 Unless it's an army of Jason Momoas that have been cloned. 170 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,092 I will handle that solo. 171 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:01,573 -She's such a giver. -Hope Aquaman is, too. 172 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,446 Nicole's already inside. You'll see. 173 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,361 And, girls, I promise ya... 174 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,798 ...they didn't do this. 175 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:13,716 Okay... Good to know. 176 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,110 What's up with him? Who's "they"? 177 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:20,723 The 'shrooms I've been slipping into his coffee have finally kicked in? 178 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,726 -C'mon, Emily Bronte. -It's Jane Austen. 179 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,904 There are more bodies outside. 180 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,777 -This is new. -Really new. 181 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,214 We were just here. 182 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,608 Almost like... it's a message, wouldn't you say? 183 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,396 As far as we can tell, they all died simultaneously. 184 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,095 Stabbed by some sort of serrated blade. 185 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,359 Do you think... 186 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,754 ...they were possessed? Like, they did it to themselves? 187 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,844 Then where's the murder weapon? 188 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,847 And who arranged the bodies afterwards? 189 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:58,848 Arranged? 190 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:05,637 They've been displayed... very deliberately. 191 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,815 In a pattern. 192 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:13,254 God. Even for Purgatory, this is bad. 193 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,256 Guys, I've never seen anything like this. 194 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,300 I have. 195 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:24,787 Black Badge division's been tracking these massacres since the 1920s. 196 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,136 Massacres? 197 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,314 They call it the Cult of Bulshar. 198 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,234 Anyone else up for more vomiting? 199 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,415 Sixteen in total? 200 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,243 All employees? 201 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,246 And some vagrants in the alley and some customers. 202 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,206 But we think it happened just before opening. 203 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,296 Hold up. How long have you been working with Black Badge on this? 204 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,906 Okay, it's not like that. 205 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,564 When I first heard the name... Bulshar - 206 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,523 wh-when Faux Mercedes said it right before you shot the widows... 207 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,004 -Yeah, I did... -It twigged something in me. 208 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,660 It's like I'd heard it before. So... I asked Dolls, 209 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,229 and he gave me some old BBD files. 210 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,578 -Yeah. 211 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,102 Agent Xavier Pamela Dolls? 212 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,539 -Pretty sure his middle name's not Pamela. 213 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,804 Okay, the Cult of Bulshar, as in Bulshar - 214 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,459 i.e. Sheriff Clootie, AKA the demon who cursed our family? 215 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,896 Sweetie, do you know another Bulshar? 216 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,986 I know that Wyatt Earp shot him and had him entombed. 217 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:37,425 Until his spider wives and our friend Bobo let him out. Tsk. Good times. 218 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:41,255 No, no, I'm saying that Bulshar has been in the ground for 130 years. 219 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,126 He couldn't have spearheaded a killing cult. 220 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,649 Maybe he had admirers. 221 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,698 Or bitches in black eager to do his bidding? 222 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,526 My God, have you seen this? 223 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,181 Nicole? 224 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,313 Hey... it's okay. Uh... 225 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,403 Hey. Come on, let's go get you some water. 226 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,893 Revenant? 227 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,722 Demon? 228 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,376 Horny flock of Jason Momoas? 229 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,900 Come out, come out, whatever you are. 230 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,124 Hey, bud, if you're looking for your eight seconds of glory on the mechanical bull, 231 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:28,258 she's currently out of order due to a hella homicide spree. 232 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,218 Also, there was some puke. 233 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,750 Wynonna's in denial and training herself to death; 234 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,318 Doc's all... sad eyes and quiet mouth, 235 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,930 and you, who's usually my rock... 236 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,584 ...having a panic attack? 237 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,805 Not that it's about me. 238 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,288 Keep it together, Earp. 239 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,943 Earp-ish. 240 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,906 Nicole? 241 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,132 Mm-mm. 242 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:19,440 Oh! You made me pee a little. 243 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,964 'Least I'm in the right place for it. 244 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,705 Oh, are you hiding in here? 245 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,751 I don't hide. I wait. 246 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:30,668 It's okay, you're... You're safe now, okay? You're alive. 247 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,888 Not exactly. 248 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,460 -No. 249 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376 -Probably not. 250 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:46,119 -That's super cool of you. -We need you as tribute. 251 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,598 Wow. 252 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,210 You are so beautiful. 253 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,648 Ah. And you can't even see it. 254 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,740 Her name's Petra. She's a vampire. 255 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,437 And I love her. 256 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,964 Right? Best crime scene ever! 257 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,496 Oh, of course. 258 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,150 Waverly, I gotta jet! 259 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,675 Got one mother of an errand to run. 260 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,464 -Fire! Hellfire! 261 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,645 No, not fire. 262 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,126 Not in Hell. Not currently. 263 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,782 Uh, I really do miss the days when you could, uh... 264 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,046 ...could shoot a man for laughing at ya. 265 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,065 Word of warning: in this establishment, 266 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,415 we do not bother to call 9-1-1. 267 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,947 No, okay, yeah, it's not One Direction. 268 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,645 I almost shot ya. 269 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,429 The hell you doing in my basement? 270 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,476 Okay, I... lied. It was One Direction. 271 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,522 But, um, I'm just, uh... 272 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,089 Tweaking Dolls' drugs. 273 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,744 Yeah. 274 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,921 And if I may say, although it hurts me to do so physically-- 275 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:33,965 Jeremy. 276 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:38,144 You look slightly less dapper than usual. 277 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,234 -It is hard to sleep 278 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,324 when the demon that cursed the Earps is still out there. 279 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,630 You ever heard of male postpartum depression? 280 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,111 It's a thing. 281 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,987 -Did you leave the waffle 282 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,866 This is not smoke. It is fog. 283 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,998 Mm. Kinda sexy fog. 284 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,095 Vampires? In Purgatory? 285 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,315 More critically, in my damn bar. 286 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,066 Jeremy, run!! 287 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,503 Doc!! Doc!! 288 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,730 I am so honoured to serve you, my liege. 289 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,300 I have to ask: Thoughts on Twilight? 290 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,204 Look, I know you told me not to come back here, but... 291 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,423 ...we need to talk. 292 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,861 About... him. 293 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,996 So start talking, Mama. 294 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,088 Mama? 295 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,003 So this is what I get? The silent treatment? 296 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,355 That's real mature. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't important. Okay? 297 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,488 There's been a murder. Actually, a lot of murder. 298 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,187 Like, a buttload of murder. 299 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,276 We think it has to do with a cult. 300 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,581 The Cult of Bulshar. 301 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,455 You've said his name to me before, remember? The last time... 302 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,851 ...he put a curse on our family. 303 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,201 No, no. 304 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,291 He put a curse on the Earps. 305 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,075 Great. Well, you married one. 306 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:11,253 More the reason I was known for my big hair... and my big... 307 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,169 -Mama. -...wit, and not my big brains. 308 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,563 Mama, how are you connected to Bulshar? 309 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,871 The voice tells me things about him. 310 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,439 -Mama. -Quiet! 311 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,398 I need you now. 312 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,269 Waverly needs you now. 313 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,141 -You're gonna get your little sister killed. -I can end the curse. 314 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,795 -No! -Mama. 315 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,144 -Shhh! 316 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,798 Sit down. 317 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,365 It's fine. Mama. 318 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,759 My daughters are off limits! Do you hear me?! 319 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:39,760 Mom! 320 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,292 You sleep half your lives away and are utterly helpless while doing so. 321 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,251 Amazing you mortals survived this long. 322 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,950 Well, I would hate to have missed whatever this is. 323 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,824 We've been hearing rumours for months 324 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,697 that John Henry Holliday is back from the dead. 325 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,265 Well, dead feels pretty relative these days. 326 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,702 What do you want with him? 327 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,704 Doc Holliday is a rogue. 328 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,924 A legend. 329 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:18,146 He stole, swore and screwed his way through the frontier. 330 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,931 Guilty as charged. 331 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,890 Well, we think he'd be a wonderful addition 332 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,935 to our little blood-sucking menagerie. 333 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,111 You want to recruit me. 334 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,374 Mm... 335 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,072 More like... turn you. 336 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,292 Into what? 337 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:38,775 You'd get to experience pleasure you've never even thought of. 338 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,473 And I know you. 339 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,301 You know me? 340 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,260 We know Doc is a dilettante... 341 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,177 with a taste for, well, everything. 342 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,048 What's the catch? 343 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:55,314 I mean besides finding myself bound to the apparatus of an ecdysiast. 344 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,709 You have to prove you're actually him. 345 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,930 And how, pray tell... will I do that? 346 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,938 -Endure. 347 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,336 She's clearly overmedicated. Or undermedicated. Hearing voices, that's new. 348 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,512 And why hasn't she had a parole hearing in eight years? 349 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,732 Because she's batshit crazy? And Michelle insisted she didn't want to leave. 350 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:24,386 Well, I want access to all her medical records. 351 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,257 I see no reason to release them. 352 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:29,435 Your mother's sister - your Aunt, Gus Gibson - has power of attorney, 353 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,654 whereas you - her shit-disturbing, felon daughter-- 354 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,613 Is a U.S. ranking Marshall 355 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:37,181 working a cross-border task force at a very high-level government agency. 356 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,967 -My boss. -Her partner. 357 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,360 So, Warden... 358 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,450 Michelle Gibson's files, please? 359 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,409 A lot of stuff has been redacted. 360 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,716 How long have you known that Mama was here? 361 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,240 That I'd been visiting? 362 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,245 You tailed me? 363 00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,508 I mean, you've been sneaking away a lot lately. 364 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:02,816 I thought, you know, 'cause you needed some space... 365 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252 after the baby. 366 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,037 Hmm. 367 00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:12,216 -I... I thought you'd be madder. -And I thought you didn't do dairy. 368 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,262 Sometimes you need a cheeseburger, you know? 369 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,224 What was the official charge? 370 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,052 -You didn't know what she was in for? -No. 371 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:26,013 I remember she got taken away and I remember Daddy ordering us 372 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,842 to tell Waverly that she'd run off - voluntarily. 373 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:32,062 Six months later, dear Daddy was dead, at my hand. 374 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,154 Mama's talked about Bulshar in the past, 375 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:40,244 and now he's back and making moves. Big, bloody moves. 376 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,464 Yeah, maybe, but these massacres have been 377 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,510 happening for years before without him. 378 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,425 There was somebody at the scene. 379 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,427 Did not look like a choirboy. 380 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,777 -So Bulshar has help. -So do I. 381 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,084 Alright. 382 00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:58,785 Wynonna? 383 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:20,676 Talk about a full-meal deal. 384 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,550 Vampires. Of course. Eventually, there'd be vampires. 385 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:31,295 What happened to "Doc Holliday was a legend"? 386 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,688 Legends get tested. 387 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:37,867 Please. 388 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,262 Please 389 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,830 I am telling you I do not want this. 390 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:46,006 I don't care what you want! 391 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,359 Fine, we'll take a break. 392 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:58,105 Besides, there's no way my kin will believe that this quivering mass of boy is Doc Holliday. 393 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:02,588 So... you came all the way to Purgatory... for me. 394 00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:04,372 Oh, please. 395 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:08,594 We came for the show, to observe when he takes his power back. 396 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:10,900 -Bulshar. -Shhh! 397 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,381 He's not to be trifled with. 398 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,123 Everyone must pay him fealty if they plan to-- 399 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,690 Endure? 400 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,953 Me and my team aren't going anywhere. 401 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:25,001 Teams are for children and stickball. 402 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,786 You'll all be separated. 403 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:29,136 The old ones he'll take for his purposes. 404 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,355 Old ones. Oh, and the rest? 405 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,402 Vampire chow. 406 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:38,145 You will find you have underestimated the gumption of the people in this territory. 407 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:41,583 And myself... yet again. 408 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,019 Again? 409 00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:44,934 Oh, come now. 410 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,721 This whole setup feels awfully personal. 411 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,549 Intimate, even. 412 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:54,770 I am starting to wonder if... we are not friends. 413 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:01,777 Since when does Doc Holliday care about friends? 414 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,346 Countessa? 415 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,922 And you're still an asshole! 416 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,889 What the...? 417 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,021 Fog? 418 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,685 Sexy fog. 419 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,344 Please be a surprise Rihanna concert. 420 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,824 Please be a surprise Rihanna concert. 421 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:51,261 Please be a surprise Rihanna concert. 422 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,269 Fire up the jeep! 423 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,228 We gotta warn everyone they're responsible for the murder buttload! 424 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,708 What 425 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:05,362 Vampires! I just took one out in the barn. 426 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:12,587 Nobody told me Taco Tuesday was now a formal affair. 427 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,633 You guys, she bitch-stabbed hot Kamen! 428 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,853 ! He was so hot! 429 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,508 Are you? 430 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,380 When are humans gonna stop their rampant prejudice 431 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,687 against vampires, who are the best? 432 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,820 -Ooh. 433 00:27:27,863 --> 00:27:29,386 Right now! 434 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:31,867 Ha! Nice one, babe. 435 00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:33,260 Should we finish the job? 436 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:36,045 I am keen to impress my liege, Ebbe. 437 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,700 Liege? Yeah, that can't be right. 438 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,529 But we can't kill Wynonna. We love Wynonna. 439 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,226 Well... 440 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,925 And we're not allowed to hurt her, remember? Petra said so. 441 00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:48,841 -Easy. 442 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,712 We get her ready. 443 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:53,672 Then we deliver her... in that. 444 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,851 -Oh! -Oh, my God. 445 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:07,294 -I am so proud of you, Sheriff. 446 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:09,426 You're going to be such a good vampire! 447 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,690 And you, son, are gonna be delicious. 448 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,214 -Aw, c'mere. 449 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:17,521 How long has that slinky little number been hiding at the back of your closet? 450 00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:20,960 Well, I wassaving it for our one-year anniversary, 451 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:23,484 but this is so much more important. 452 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:26,095 This is royal-wedding level. 453 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,707 And we're here... together. 454 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,318 For now. 455 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,885 I love you, Waverly Earp, 456 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:36,192 and nothing will ever tear us apart. 457 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:40,109 But if it has to be something, at least it's hot European vampires. 458 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,895 -Totally. 459 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,941 But... I don't think I can watch you get eaten. 460 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,726 Be a... a victim? 461 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,902 I've... I've never been a victim. 462 00:28:49,945 --> 00:28:52,121 I'm a survivor. 463 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,515 No, I'm the survivor. I... 464 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:55,908 Thank you! 465 00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:58,475 Thank you, koszonom. 466 00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,956 Please enjoy yourselves this evening. 467 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,350 One way or another, it will be your last. 468 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,310 You may not realize it, 469 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:10,749 but this place you call home is special. 470 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:14,796 Haunted, yes, but also... blessed. 471 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,800 It is a tragedy that this triangle has been wasted on you... 472 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:22,151 ranch-dressing, smothering masses of flesh. 473 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,806 -Though we appreciate the obvious effort 474 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,243 you've made to fatten yourselves up. 475 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:31,465 Do you think he's nearly finished? My Spanx are riding up. 476 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:35,861 The good news is, he will return to save this place. 477 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,864 And we are here to watch him do so. 478 00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:44,086 Ooh, you went bow-tie! 479 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,828 Yeah, you gotta rock out with your knot out. 480 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:50,527 Hey, uh, where's Wynonna? I kinda promised Ebbe that I knew her. 481 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,355 Hey. 482 00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:56,664 -Oh. So cute. -Yeah, I think we're getting to first base tonight. 483 00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,014 Oh, no, no, no, no. 484 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:05,194 -Come in. Holy shit! 485 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:07,936 That was more cramped than the canoe I lost my virginity in. 486 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,025 Hey, we're in the basement of the Gardner house. 487 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:15,291 I really hope it was Waverly who dressed me, but the gloves scream Jeremy. 488 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,251 There are vampires in Purgatory. 489 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:21,210 Yeah, there are. They tried to attack me at my truck, but then I got away. 490 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,864 -Rest of our friends 491 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,605 and the whole town are under some sort of spell. 492 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,737 It's like with one touch, they can control them. 493 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,696 It's like they turn into vampire-loving groupies. 494 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:31,655 I spent a month on tour with Nine Inch Nails. I get it. 495 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:35,181 Yeah, but guess what. We can kill them with this. 496 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,837 Nocturnal Exsanguinator Clearance. 497 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,752 Black Badge issued my NEC kit, first day in the division. 498 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:44,451 Never had a chance to use it until right now. 499 00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,409 "Kill the vampire who's glamoured a civilian 500 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,890 and the civilian will return to their senses." 501 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:51,327 We're gonna need more stakes. 502 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,742 Waverly called me the guest of honour. 503 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,483 Then you'd better make one hell of an entrance. 504 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,490 It is time. 505 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:28,060 Everyone who is a descendant of the original Purgatory families, 506 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:31,890 those who lived in terror under Bulshar when he was Sheriff Clootie, 507 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:36,895 and then stood by as Wyatt Earp and Robert Svane 508 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,593 shot and entombed him - 509 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:43,118 please make your way into the VIP area. 510 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,905 What do I do? I'm not really an Earp. 511 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:50,212 They don't know that. 512 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:51,692 -Wait. No. -Probably not. 513 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,476 This isn't... this isn't right! Guys. 514 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,217 The VIPs will be offered up 515 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:57,916 to Bulshar himself, as a tribute, 516 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,135 for him to do with what he may. 517 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,530 The rest of you are for us... 518 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:04,792 to eat. 519 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,928 I'll tell you what you can eat: a dick. 520 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,496 I beg your pardon? 521 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:16,673 You heard what I said. Don't make me say it again. 522 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,719 -Darling, how do you expect 523 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,852 to defeat Bulshar when you can't even resist us? 524 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:24,507 Hold that thought, Vengabus. Waverly, who's your favourite vampire? 525 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:27,336 Ah, I gotta go with Petra. 526 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,468 What? 527 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,906 Dolls! 528 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,827 Holy holy water! 529 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:41,960 Earp! 530 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,355 Hey, sexy. 531 00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:54,146 -Wait! Dolls! -Get out of our town! 532 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:57,540 Purgatory is for the living... mostly. 533 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,812 You will serve us. Protect us. 534 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:09,857 Always. 535 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,730 Ooh, treasonous. 536 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,863 Does that mean there's an opening on the VIP roster? 537 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,868 Ah! That's my girlfriend, you bloodsucking bitch! 538 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,654 Damn straight. 539 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,093 C'mere! 540 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,663 Speaking of your godawful moustache, when's the last time you saw Doc? 541 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:34,664 Dunno. 542 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,930 John Henry Holliday, 543 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,324 the greatest gunslinger that ever lived! 544 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:46,241 I will not get ate while tied to a stripper pole! 545 00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:48,896 Hopefully. 546 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,905 Argh. Ah! 547 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,799 It's all gone to shit! They're killing everyone out there! 548 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,888 -Ah! 549 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:27,021 -You're free. 550 00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,068 And bleeding. 551 00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,072 It is you. 552 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,514 What have they done to you? 553 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,342 What I don't want them to do to you. 554 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:47,128 Whatever happens, stay here. 555 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,932 Countessa!! 556 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:14,460 You'll never take the shot. 557 00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:16,984 -You don't have it in you anymore. 558 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,248 No wonder Wyatt left you to die. 559 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,646 I never could abide your tauntin'. 560 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:29,823 I did come back for you. 561 00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,180 Your plasma parfait was a bust. 562 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:48,058 Don't worry... I'm fine. 563 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,321 Oh, not Ebbe! 564 00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:51,801 I... I think he actually liked me. 565 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:55,370 Wait. Why is Doc shirtless? 566 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,206 Hey. You okay? 567 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,251 I am now. 568 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,644 Nice form. 569 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,430 Very nice. 570 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,171 I'm still getting back into it. 571 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:18,045 Psst. Looks like you, uh, forgot one. 572 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,841 Should've stayed in Sweden, Abba. 573 00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:33,539 I'm from Hungary. 574 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,628 -Hung-a-ry for a di-- -Wynonna. 575 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:40,285 You know Bulshar. Do you know what he did to my family? 576 00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:43,418 An endless curse. 577 00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:47,901 All who Wyatt Earp killed rise from the dead as revenants, 578 00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:52,297 and his chosen descendant hunts them down again and again. 579 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,907 Elegant. 580 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,909 Bulshar's wrath will not be. 581 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,826 -To finish what he started over a century ago. 582 00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:04,047 I will die before I tell you anything else. 583 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,876 -Well... -...that'll be up to him. 584 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:11,446 No. No, I-I can't face him empty-handed. 585 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,014 Well, then, give him this from me. 586 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:19,193 And do let him know... I'm coming for him. 587 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,891 You really are a stupid girl. 588 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,416 'Least I'm not over, like vampires. 589 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,113 Oh, and also... 590 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,072 ...we're keeping your stripper bus. 591 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:34,687 Bulshar! Master. 592 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:38,821 We had them... the old families, the originals. 593 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:40,345 But the Earp slag, 594 00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:43,217 Wyatt's heir, got in the way. 595 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,785 There are many ways to serve Bulshar. 596 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:49,354 You will show others the path. 597 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,922 Ah! Ah! 598 00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,491 Ah. Ah! Ah...! 599 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,638 Whiskey, neat. 600 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:17,512 -God, it feels good to say that again. -Well, I bet. 601 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,863 Even if it is 10 a.m. 602 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:24,519 Oh... there's never a wrong time for whisky. 603 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,827 Except when there is none at your disposal. 604 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:51,416 To another day... on God's green Earth. 605 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,158 Spent fighting, no less. 606 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,335 To victory in the face of vampires. 607 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:00,860 To Alice. 608 00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:05,647 Always. 609 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:30,455 What's gotten into you? 610 00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,370 Something I thought was lost. 611 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:34,981 Well, welcome back, Holliday. 612 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:41,204 And the townspeople? -Nedley's on it. 613 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,468 If my head's any indication, they'll get foggy 614 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,775 on the vampy details of what happened soon enough. 615 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:49,256 How did it feel to get glamoured? 616 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:53,303 Yeah, tingly. 617 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:58,221 In the barn, when Kamen attacked you, you didn't get-- 618 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,398 -Nothing. 619 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,662 Maybe. And you two? What happened? 620 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,664 Nothin' I ain't seen before. 621 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:09,015 Petra tried to glamour me at the truck multiple times, but-- 622 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:13,411 But you are basically a dragon, so you weren't susceptible to her charms. 623 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,238 Yeah, something like that. 624 00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:18,024 What I heard: More booze for everyone. 625 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:21,027 Not for you. You have to drive Waverly home. 626 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,421 You have something to talk about, right? 627 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,989 -You always make the right one, Earp. 628 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,689 Most of the time. 629 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:33,779 C'mon, baby girl. I'll explain in the truck. 630 00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:40,438 -Oh, thank you. 631 00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:43,397 Yeah. This one really shook her up. 632 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,137 Hmm. 633 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,883 Hmm. Burning the breakfast oil? 634 00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:55,278 Yeah, well, good morning... Vietnamese? 635 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:56,758 How's it going? 636 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,804 Hard to complain when they can't. 637 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,634 Look at them. They didn't even see it coming. 638 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:05,071 Yeah, it's tough, cases like these. 639 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,465 Cases where there are no survivors. 640 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,903 That's just it, Dolls. I'm... 641 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:15,995 I'm starting to think there was a Cult of Bulshar survivor once. 642 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,694 And it was me. 643 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:27,789 You're pregnant again. Hell to the no. 644 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,792 -Colluded with Russia to steal an election. -Nyet. 645 00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:34,535 Oh! You lost my limited-edition sparkle Ugg slippers? 646 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,145 Check your feet. 647 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:43,283 Look, whatever Dolls says, I trust you, Wynonna. 648 00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:44,937 You'll tell me when you're ready. 649 00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,289 It's about Mama. 650 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,118 What about Mama? 651 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:57,819 A prison pass? 652 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,735 Wynonna, look out! 653 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:31,026 No! Please! No, there's another one! 654 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,376 My sister's in there! No! 655 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:36,379 Wynonna!! Oh, no, no!! 656 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,642 No!! 47079

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