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Fiance's jilted me,
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ran off on his stag night,
god knows where.
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-He's drawn his benefit. So he's alive.
-[sighs]
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And...
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-And he's not here.
-[Patty] Where's your dignity, woman?
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-I'm celebrating my freedom.
-[Patty] We're left
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living like paupers in this shithole,
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looking after their kids, it's madness!
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[Libby] Frank!
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-[tapping]
-[intro music]
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Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all
about knowing fuck all about owt,
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needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots.
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And now you've got your con-dem-nation,
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Liberals noshing Tories like
altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!
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It's not theirs anymore.
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-This is our England now.
-[cheering]
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Party!
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[intro music fades away]
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[orchestral music]
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[baby crying]
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-[Jamie] You sure about this?
-[baby crying]
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If I meet it head on, then it's done.
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[Karen] In years gone by,
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they'd have tied me to a chair
and drowned me in the pond...
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shaved my head,
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branded me,
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set fire to me,
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stuck me inside a fucking Wicker Man
to purify my soul.
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Woe betide any woman who strays,
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who dreams of something other...
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dares to make a mistake.
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[pounding]
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-[girl] Fucking slag!
-Slag!
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[Karen] I've made mistakes,
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maybe more than most.
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Aren't they mine, though?
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My mistakes? My guilt?
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Karen!
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[Karen] Or do a woman's mistakes
belong to everyone?
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[woman] Slag!
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[orchestral music]
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[upbeat music]
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On your toes, they'll be here in a minute.
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You haven't seen
my manicure set, have you?
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I can't find the fucking thing anywhere.
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-What does it look like?
-[Kelly sighs]
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It's a 24-piece:
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nail clippers, fingers and toes,
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assorted files, scissors,
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cuticle-pushes,
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razor-sharp tweezers, two sets...
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-[Shane grunts]
-leather pouch.
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[muted] Fuck.
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No, love, I can't picture it.
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Should we get a new one?
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It's antique,
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never track one down.
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Besides,
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it's the last thing
me Mum gave me before...
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you know.
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[Kelly sobs]
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Sentimental value.
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[Mimi] How are you? How's the kids?
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I haven't seen you for ages.
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[Patty] Like it wasn't bad enough,
you've taken to dressing like a whore.
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Where's your dignity, woman?
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I'm celebrating my freedom.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Not from you,
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[Libby sighs]
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from a life of heartache
and disappointment
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at the hands of an alcohol sodden...
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[sobs] cuckold!
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Oh, Frank Gallagher.
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I'll certainly drink to his demise.
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Finished with that?
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Hang on. Excuse me.
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You all right?
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You ready for this?
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[chattering]
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[silence]
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[door closes]
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-[Jamie] Take him, Mum.
-[baby cries]
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This applies to everyone,
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family an' all.
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You've got 30 seconds
to say your piece: free-for-all.
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After that, if I hear one bad word
against my wife,
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I swear to God
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I'll nail your fucking knee-caps
above the door.
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Go.
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-Whore.
-[man] Slag.
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Cunt!
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I fucking hate you
for what you did to him,
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but if he can forgive you,
then so should we.
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I always knew you was a--
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[murmuring]
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Good. That's done then.
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[Sita sings]
...follow you until you love me
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Papa-paparazzi
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[Sita hums]
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Can I ask you something?
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Right, is it definitely illegal
to have a wank in a public place?
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[Chesney] I don't see it, mate,
must be 'cause she's family,
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-be like banging one off to my Gran.
-That's sick.
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And you having a wank
here's totally reasonable?
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[Carl laughs]
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Sorry, Lillian.
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Forgot you were there!
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[Lillian] Understandable.
Sprightly thing, right?
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Why's she so happy?
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[Chesney] University posts
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her medical exam results
online at dinnertime.
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[Sita] Not dinnertime, lunchtime.
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Oh, right now, in fact!
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[Sita giggles]
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Funny word: "Wank", don't you think?
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It's an old Air Force term:
used to call the beds "Wank-pits."
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It's not your first thought
when you think of Battle of Britain,
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Biggles, having a wank.
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[Sita screams]
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[orchestral music]
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[Sita breaths heavily]
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What's wrong?
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Try and breathe, Sita, come on.
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[Chesney] Desai, Sita.
First year medical...
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Fail, Fail, Fail.
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[laughing] She failed!
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[Sita hyperventilates]
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[heartbeat]
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[doctor]
Looks like he's going through REM.
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Keep him permanently sedated,
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he's a violent schizophrenic
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with multiple personalities.
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And not one of them has a good haircut.
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-[doctor cackles]
-Fuck all wrong with it,
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it's a classic.
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-[old music playing]
-[heartbeat]
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Hello?
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Shop?
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-Self-service, is it?
-Nope.
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This isn't real.
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To the rest of the world, no...
but to you...
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it's very real.
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I'm your subconscious,
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the pleasure's all...
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illusory.
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I'm quite pleased to know
me subconscious has got style.
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I'll fucking bet you are.
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I'm a better quality of hallucination
than you've endured of late.
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Doctor Who?
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Alien?
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Close Encounters of the 70s Kind?
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It's like a journey through
a masturbating bachelor's DVD collection.
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You must be fucking delighted to see me.
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You've clambered to the surface of my mind
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to ridicule me about my taste
in science fiction films?
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Don't...
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mention Science Fiction... ever.
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It's unbecoming in a man of your age.
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Oh, am...
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Am I not what you expected?
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Did you think your subconscious
might harbour your 'Better Self'?
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A caring father,
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attentive husband,
considerate neighbour...
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the real Frank,
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a good man
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trapped deep
by the iniquities of society...
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Well... maybe...
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Wake up and smell the stale
odour of your own shite, Frank:
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I'm it. I am the picture
in Dorian Gray's fucking attic,
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I am the nasty,
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sick, fucking vile stuff
which makes you...
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[laughing] you... [laughs]
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the good bit.
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[subconscious cackles]
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You...
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are the better self.
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[laughs hysterically]
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[Karen] Right.
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Get the system checked,
because I need to make this order.
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That is the password. I should know,
it's my name on the account.
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-I'm the licensee.
-Let me.
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-What?
-Gimme the phone, love.
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Hello? The password is "Donegal1607."
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Close of business? Great, thanks.
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[Mimi] We changed the name on the account.
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When you left with Joe.
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I understand... made sense...
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That's not all.
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You were ill, I had to protect myself.
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You're not the licensee, I am.
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[orchestral music]
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[boys yelling]
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[whistle]
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Hello?
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Who's there?
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Shit...
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Come on then!
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Frank?
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[grunts]
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[yelling]
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[groaning]
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[Jackson screams]
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Yeah!
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You like that? You want some more?
Do you? Bloody hell.
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-[Jackson] It's a minor cut. Get off.
-[Avril] You've got blood on your face.
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Stand still!
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[Avril] Sorry I had to call...
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[Libby] It's fine, we were just
in the pub.
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What kind of animal are you?
He's thirteen years old!
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-Er, he attacked me!
-[Patty laughs]
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[Patty] Did he steal
your lunch money as well?
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-Give you a wedgie?
-[Aidan] I shouted warnings, three times.
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"Please, sir, I've come
to stay with my Aunty,
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-don't hurt me."
-[Patty] You poor thing!
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[Libby] We appreciate your vigilance,
even if it was a little... enthusiastic.
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I'm sure there's no need to press charges.
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-Charges!
-[Avril] Come on. Jackson.
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[Aidan] Should we seek compensation?
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-Listen--
-[Avril] Jackson!
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Come on.
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[door opens and closes]
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[Patty] Listen to me,
you little shite-hawk.
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If you think I bought one ounce
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of the manure you just tried to peddle,
you've another think coming.
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Empty your pockets
to pay for the window you broke.
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I've heard all about you, you old witch.
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And every bit of it true!
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-I thought he'd fooled you.
-We're Catholics.
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Present a united front
to the outside world
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and batter the living shite
out of each other behind closed doors.
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It's the way things have always been.
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[orchestral music]
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[Jamie] I would've told you...
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I put The Jockey in my name to protect it,
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to protect us.
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I understand.
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Some things happened because I was ill,
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some things just happened.
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I know I've gotta earn your trust, Jamie,
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before it's permanent.
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Just need... some time.
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Then you've got it.
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Two more weeks.
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[soft orchestral music]
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I miss who we used to be.
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Where the fuck are those people?
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Come.
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Sita!
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Please, sit.
263
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,240
I thought I might see you,
I know how much this means to you.
264
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,800
I...
265
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,640
I thought I'd done well.
266
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,560
You did.
267
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
You did very well.
268
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,000
But it's hard,
269
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,440
-and not everyone's cut out for it.
-I am!
270
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,480
-Maybe nursing...
-I wanna to be a doctor.
271
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,520
I'd be a good doctor.
272
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,200
I gave everything.
273
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,760
Perhaps not everything.
274
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,960
I'd like for you and I to have sex, Sita,
275
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,760
a lot of sex. Mostly conventional,
276
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,800
but sometimes... themed.
277
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,040
Then, I might be tempted
to give you a second chance.
278
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,440
[orchestral music]
279
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,200
I'm sorry about your window, Aunty.
280
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,080
-I wasn't sure the house was--
-Shut up with your bollocks.
281
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,640
I don't button up the back.
282
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,840
What did they tell you
when they sent you to me?
283
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,360
My Mam's up in court.
284
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,240
Shop lifting, a misunderstanding.
285
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,600
Plead guilty,
80 hours community service, max.
286
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,720
Fresh start.
287
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,280
Behave yourself
while you're under my roof,
288
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,600
we'll get along fine.
289
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,000
What are you? Id? Ego?
290
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,200
Super...
291
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,600
-Grass?
-Freud... really?
292
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,920
Pussy-whipped Viennese cissy
with a mother-fixation?
293
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,640
One-size-fits-all theory applies
294
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:57,640
to the entire piss-soaked wonders
of the Chatsworth human zoo, does it?
295
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,520
-You've got a mouth like a sewer.
-I'm your subconscious.
296
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,360
What did you expect?
297
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,680
The charm of Cary Grant,
the charisma of Paul Newman,
298
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,480
crossed with the cock of Errol Flynn?
299
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,880
No...
300
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:14,079
But... maybe a touch
more pleasant than you...
301
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,800
crossed with the cock of Errol Flynn.
302
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,760
[heartbeat]
303
00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:24,200
-Embrace who you are.
-[Frank] I can't.
304
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,359
I'm still looking for answers.
305
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,240
[Frank sighs]
306
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,680
[subconscious]
Don't waste your time, Tripitaka.
307
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,880
You have no better self,
308
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,440
no moral compass lurking deep inside,
309
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,240
no paternal goodness,
no honesty, no kindness,
310
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,680
no deep desire to love and cherish
311
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,480
and commit to Libby Croker.
312
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,800
You are, in fact,
313
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,960
merely the sum of all your behaviour
314
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,480
and nothing more.
315
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,880
This is as good as it gets for you, Frank.
316
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,640
Cheers.
317
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,880
[distorted music]
318
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,440
[Micky] [singing]
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
319
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,760
Papa's gonna buy you
320
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,080
a talking bird...
321
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,560
A word.
322
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,800
You know that little tool kit
that... I leant you...
323
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,920
Tweezers, pliers, little nail files,
324
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,240
all really little stuff.
325
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,800
Good for getting into small places.
326
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,520
[Micky] D'you know
you'd suit a Brazillian, Barry?
327
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,120
I think I know the one, yeah.
328
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,040
Good. I need it back, pronto.
329
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,920
And it's not a talking bird,
you fucking muppet,
330
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,440
it's a mockingbird.
331
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,720
Mockingbird?
332
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,440
Those clothes are so inappropriate,
333
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,680
you almost qualify as a fetish.
334
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,200
[Libby] Laugh it up,
I've had a life-time of it.
335
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,640
Feeling sorry for ourselves, are we?
336
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,120
I am not sorry for myself, mother,
337
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,560
I am devastated for myself!
338
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,840
Kids with curly hair
to a man who could dance,
339
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,160
that was my dream.
340
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,160
Not much to ask for, [screaming] was it?
341
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,440
You seen my purse?
342
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,960
I'm sure it was in my bag.
343
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,400
-Four, six, four, three.
-[moaning]
344
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,440
Croker.
345
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,400
-Yeah. C-R...
-Aidan!
346
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,640
[moaning]
347
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,400
What? It won't say "Porn" on your bill.
348
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,600
Yuck!
349
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,520
-She all right?
-Mam. Psst!
350
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,920
-Little grooming set I leant you?
-No.
351
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600
Nail files, scissors, tweezers...
352
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,800
I think I remember it.
353
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,080
I need it back.
354
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,720
-All right, Baby Father, I'll have a look.
-It's a...
355
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,440
-grooming emergency.
-I said I'll look.
356
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,480
What's a mockingbird?
357
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,840
[Mimi] A girl who tells you the truth
about your performance in bed,
358
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,040
now fuck off.
359
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,080
[Mimi] Hiya, love.
360
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,360
A large vodka, please.
361
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,800
-Anything in it?
-No.
362
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,560
-Okay.
-[Chesney] You don't drink.
363
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,640
-So what did he say?
-I passed,
364
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,320
flying colours, every subject.
365
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,280
-You must be made up.
-Said he won't for--
366
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,160
[rummaging]
367
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,160
[chinking]
368
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240
Thanks.
369
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,160
Said he won't formalise
the results till I...
370
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,960
Till I fuck him.
371
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,400
The more things change,
the more they stay the same, eh?
372
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,880
[Avril] You'd think
the clever ones'd be spared it.
373
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,840
One of you drink that for me.
374
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,800
I'm meeting him tomorrow.
375
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,840
[Chesney giggles]
376
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,160
[orchestral music]
377
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,840
[man] Whoa!
378
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,480
[man whistles]
379
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,800
-[man] Whoa!
-Remember me?
380
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,120
-[man laughing]
-[chattering]
381
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,720
[Karen] Right,
382
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,160
who needs a beer?
383
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,320
[Carl] Usual, please.
384
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,000
-[Mimi] You okay, son?
-Yeah, just great.
385
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,920
[Mimi] The little manicure set
I borrowed you...
386
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,080
The what?
387
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,120
Little scissors, nail files...
388
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,800
[beep]
389
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,040
[grunting]
390
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,400
-[plop]
-[Jamie sighs]
391
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,480
-Not sure I've still got all the bits.
-No matter,
392
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,040
whatever is there, I need it quick-style.
393
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,720
Yeah, sure.
394
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,240
-[chattering]
-[laughing]
395
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,440
Libby?
396
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,560
Yes, love?
397
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,040
Think Aidan's left something for you.
398
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,280
[disgusted] Oh...
399
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,360
Fuck off, I just want to have
me pint in peace.
400
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,960
Believe me, if I could go, I would.
401
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,080
[Frank sniffles]
402
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,840
You're my subconscious,
403
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,600
right?
404
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,400
So, every thought I have
405
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,760
ultimately begins with you?
406
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,640
I won't deny it.
407
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,160
So despite your rather gloomy outlook
408
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,080
on my person and my character,
409
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,720
how come I want
410
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,600
nothing more
than get the fuck out of here,
411
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,480
find Libby Croker
412
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,080
and put a song in her heart
413
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,720
and a smile
414
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,720
on her sweet, kind, cunny-red mouth?
415
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,880
You can't hide behind word-play with me,
416
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,200
alliteration's no replacement
for substance.
417
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,720
I love her...
418
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,600
and I want to marry her.
419
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,760
No you fucking don't.
420
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080
Whose benefit is that for?
421
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,640
There's only us here, and we both know
your only living, breathing concern
422
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,120
is for yourself
and your own gratification.
423
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,600
Fuck Libby Croker
and anyone else who gets in the way.
424
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,880
Fuck 'em all.
425
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,480
Have an E.
426
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,640
-No.
-Oh, don't take the huff.
427
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,920
Don't try to prove me wrong,
you'll embarrass us.
428
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,720
Who d'you think you are:
Maximus... fucking Gladiator,
429
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,840
off to demonstrate your nobility?
430
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,000
Now, there's a film...
and it's not science fiction...
431
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,720
[Frank pants]
432
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,800
[subconscious sighs]
433
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,680
I'll be seeing you again, Frank...
434
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,600
not so easy to put back in me box.
435
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,520
Fuck 'em all!
436
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,680
[footsteps]
437
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,080
Who the fuck are you?
438
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,760
I'm your feminine side.
439
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,160
We're not really in touch.
440
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,520
[Frank gasps]
441
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,080
[breaths heavily]
442
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,480
[pants]
443
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,360
You tired?
444
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,240
[Jamie] Absolutely shattered,
as it goes. [sighs]
445
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,560
[clinking]
446
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,920
Your Mum's upstairs with Connor.
447
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,280
We used to be these people.
448
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,520
It's been a long day...
449
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,680
This is what I remember...
450
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,440
Stop it, please...
451
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,560
What's wrong?
452
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,360
You're trying too hard...
453
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,040
you're too... desperate...
454
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,040
I'm sorry.
455
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,680
The poor little gypo thinks
his mother's in court for shop-lifting.
456
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,800
You'll excuse my mother's casual racism.
457
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,400
-So what's she really done?
-[Patty] Sinead, his mother, my niece,
458
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,640
is a fan of the intravenous drugs.
459
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,920
She's been on the game
on and off for years
460
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,360
-to pay for it.
-Is she a prossie?
461
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,760
-Where's Aidan now?
-In bed.
462
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,360
He is not.
463
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,240
He left the house at the crack of arse.
464
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,480
He was taking a piss
out the bedroom window.
465
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,960
Now I'm as liberal as the next man,
but my daughter saw his...
466
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,920
thing!
467
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,320
Sita. She slept over.
468
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,160
I told her we'd pay him a little visit,
469
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840
but she said it's her problem.
470
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,280
-I want to shake his hand.
-Shut the fuck up.
471
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,600
See you later.
472
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,360
Where are you going?
473
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,480
Got a date.
474
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,320
-[door closes]
-She's not gonna go through with it?
475
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,400
Oi. In a hurry?
476
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,600
Well...
477
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680
[Avril] Good.
478
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,120
I want to talk.
479
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,640
[Avril] When I was fifteen,
480
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,040
I used to give hand-jobs
481
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:57,120
to a lad with a face like lava
flowing down the side of a volcano,
482
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,920
because... he'd left school,
483
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,680
had a Volkswagen Golf
484
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,200
and could drive us
to all the pubs in the town centre.
485
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,280
It was like a transaction.
486
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,240
I'm not proud.
487
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,080
So I'm supposed to just have sex
with this creep...?
488
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,840
[Avril] Good God, I never said that.
489
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,280
Sex is the commodity.
490
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,600
He's risking a lot to get into your pants,
491
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,520
he must really want it,
492
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,320
and you've got it
493
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,760
by the bucket-load,
if you don't mind me saying.
494
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,240
That puts you in a very powerful position.
495
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,760
Time to get smart.
496
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,920
What happened to the Volkswagen's guy?
497
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,240
[Avril giggles]
498
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,200
I married him.
499
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,040
[both laugh]
500
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,160
Oh, fuck!
501
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,760
[Jamie gasps] Y'all right?
502
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,400
Yeah, just... surprised.
503
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,640
I wanted to ask...
504
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,040
little nail file set I leant you.
505
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,480
The scissors and shit. I need it back.
506
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,080
Y'all right, girls.
507
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,200
[girls giggle]
508
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,720
I know where it is.
509
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,840
Soon as you can, yeah?
510
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,360
-There was a couple of bits missing.
-Don't worry about it.
511
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,880
Oh, Karen, no... don't leave.
512
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,520
[Jamie sighs]
513
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,120
-I'm sorry about last night.
-Will you shut-up?
514
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,520
I'm only going for the day,
515
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,680
I'll be back tonight,
tomorrow at the latest.
516
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,600
I'm going in as an out-patient to check
my blood levels and assess my meds.
517
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,080
It's nothing to freak out about,
518
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,400
there's no reason to panic.
519
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,440
Trial and error
until we get the meds right,
520
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,920
that's gonna be norm for me
521
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,160
for a while, anyway.
522
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,360
Don't bother with my tea, I'll get chips.
523
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,840
Where d'you get the money?
524
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,000
I blame the demise of Capital Punishment.
525
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,480
You mean Corporal.
526
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,240
Do I?
527
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,440
It's sex, aggression,
528
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,400
it's stealing, lying, cursing.
529
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,280
He's a bad little bastard, all right.
530
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Are you going to eat that cake?
531
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,560
I'm waiting till my tea cools.
532
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,880
I mean, who leaves a jobby in the fridge?
533
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,840
It's done to shock,
534
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,960
to provoke a reaction.
535
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,880
I'd have rubbed his face in it.
536
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,160
[Libby] He comes across
all little big man, but he's a child,
537
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,160
broken home,
538
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,320
his mother walking the streets
to support her addiction...
539
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,920
He's crying out for help.
540
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,120
He's crying out for a toe up the arse
541
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,680
and, if you're not careful,
he'll run rings round you.
542
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,920
They can smell a soft-touch a mile off.
543
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,920
I am not a soft touch.
544
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,360
Oh,
545
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,960
will you get the sole of my foot,
will you? It's a terrible itch.
546
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,400
Ah...
547
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,000
-Oh, lovely.
-[mobile phone rings]
548
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,920
Hello?
549
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,840
Yes, speaking.
550
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,600
Actually, no, I wasn't aware
Sinead had named me next of kin.
551
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,960
Where is she?
552
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,200
Oh, mother of God.
553
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,960
No, thank you, we'll wait for your call.
554
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,960
They've sent Sinead
to prison for 18 months.
555
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,480
-That poor boy...
-Hmm...
556
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,680
I suppose he'll have to stay here with us.
557
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,280
[Patty] Over my dead body!
558
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,240
[chirping]
559
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,600
[Karen] Frank?
560
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,400
Hiya, Karen.
561
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,800
[Karen] Frank.
562
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,160
Oh, what the fuck?
563
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,280
Is this another dream?
564
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,800
'Cause I've just about had it
with fucking dreams.
565
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,280
What are you on about, you tit?
566
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,840
And where've you been?
Everybody's been frantic.
567
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,640
[Frank gasps]
568
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,480
[Frank] C'mon. Jus'...
569
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,840
Alright, it's alright,
jus, just tell me something
570
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,600
that I couldn't possibly know.
571
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,000
Just to prove that you're real
572
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,440
and not some drug-induced hallucination.
573
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,680
-Fuck off!
-Please.
574
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,640
-No!
-Please!
575
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,000
Jamie's cum tastes of asparagus.
576
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,520
-Pardon?
-Well, he eats it instead of snacks,
577
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,640
like a health kick thing, it's got
vitamin A and vitamin C... so his jizz...
578
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,000
Gross...
579
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,120
I really hope that you're real,
580
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,760
'cause, if my subconscious invented that,
581
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,960
[whimpering]
I'm more fucked than I thought.
582
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,440
[Frank sobs]
583
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,360
Are you all right?
584
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,640
Oh... I... I don't know, kid.
585
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,760
Everybody's been worried. Libby, she's...
586
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,200
Have you been here this whole time?
587
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,920
I'm not sure.
588
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,680
[upbeat music]
589
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,200
Why's he always sucking that?
590
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,160
[Chesney] Dunno.
591
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,160
By the way,
592
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,240
that nail-clipper thing you wanted,
I leant it to her.
593
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,720
-Lillian?
-I was using a file
594
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,120
to scrape off sell-by dates,
595
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,680
-asked if she could borrow it.
-Personal grooming set?
596
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,880
It's round ours.
597
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,520
-[Carl] Sweet.
-I think I gave it to Brandi, though...
598
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,800
And you gave it to Tricia.
599
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,920
And she lost it.
600
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,240
-Can I have the keys to the flat?
-You're not shagging him in my flat!
601
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,480
No, I'm not. But he's coming here.
I need somewhere to get ready.
602
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,880
I can hardly meet him at uni.
603
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,520
[jingling]
604
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,560
[sighs]
This isn't as much fun as I thought.
605
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:14,679
[Carl] Is that all? She's your cousin.
606
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,360
Bothers you so much, do something.
607
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,960
Fine, I will.
608
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:20,960
Sita, wait!
609
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,440
Don't do it.
610
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,600
What?
611
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:30,120
Being a doctor is just a job.
612
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,159
-There's other jobs.
-Not for me.
613
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,239
I've worked for this.
614
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,280
-Told everyone.
-Who gives a fuck what people think?
615
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,400
I failed.
616
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,560
I failed, all right?
617
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,080
And he's offered me a way ahead.
618
00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:50,199
What a scumbag.
619
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,000
Me or him?
620
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,520
Let me help.
621
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,400
[Libby] Thanks, Carl.
622
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,760
-I just wasn't sure how he'd take it.
-[Carl] I thought it was about Dad.
623
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,400
Why would I call about him?
624
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,400
-I've no interest in him.
-Humph.
625
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,440
You might have no interest,
but he's still me Dad,
626
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,440
he's still missing.
627
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,000
[Libby whimpers]
628
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,800
[door opens]
629
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,720
[crackling]
630
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,320
What?
631
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,680
-Come into the living room, sit.
-No. What?
632
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,840
Is it my Mum?
633
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,760
[Libby snivels]
634
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,280
-Look, I know she's a tart...
-[Patty] Watch your mouth.
635
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,240
Well, she is. So what?
636
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,000
She's an addict, she needs to get money.
637
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,400
[beep]
638
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,320
-What have they done to her?
-[whimper]
639
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,880
Your mam's in jail, kiddo.
640
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,080
How long?
641
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,160
Eighteen months.
642
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,960
[Aidan sobs]
643
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,080
[whimpering] I want me Mum!
644
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,320
Well, don't just stand there!
645
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,080
[Aidan sobs]
646
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,760
[Libby] I think these are
a very good idea, at least for tonight.
647
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,880
How is he?
648
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,440
I think the poor kid's always known
that Sinead was on the game...
649
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,520
Still his Mam, though.
650
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,880
We'll keep him here, then.
651
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,680
Is that all right?
652
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,440
'Course it is.
653
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,000
He's had a lot to deal with.
654
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,600
[Aidan cries hysterically]
655
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,480
[Karen] I hate 'em all judging me.
656
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,040
-[Frank] Who?
-Everybody.
657
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,920
Punters,
658
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:57,840
family,
659
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,800
Jamie.
660
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,640
I can feel their eyes on me.
661
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,440
Fuck 'em all.
662
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,120
Is that your considered opinion,
663
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,680
-"Fuck 'em all"?
-No, not literally.
664
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,240
Mind you, there was a time, y'know,
665
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,920
back in the day,
I wouldn't have put it past you...
666
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,400
[Karen laughs]
667
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,400
Anyway,
668
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,880
who are they to cast a stone at you, eh?
669
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,480
Let he who is without sin, etcetera.
670
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,440
Why would you waste
the energy giving a shit?
671
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,480
[Cromer] It doesn't have to be unpleasant.
672
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,160
We could be friends.
673
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,760
This isn't how you make friends.
674
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Friendships don't recover
from those beginnings.
675
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,520
Irony is... I had a crush on you.
676
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,560
It wouldn't have taken much.
677
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,600
Seems we both have
something the other desires.
678
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,880
I wanna fuck you...
679
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,040
now.
680
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,040
-Sorry...?
-Here.
681
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,960
Now.
682
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,240
Now?
683
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,480
[Sita] Give me a minute, then follow.
684
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,440
[clinking]
685
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,800
[moaning]
686
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,800
[loud moaning]
687
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,920
[Cromer] Yeah. [grunts]
688
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,680
[Sita] Take your trousers down.
689
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,680
Pull yourself off.
690
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,640
I want you ready. I'm so nearly there.
691
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,320
[Cromer] I will...
I wasn't expecting to work this hard.
692
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,440
[Cromer grunts]
693
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,200
[Sita] This'll be better.
694
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,680
-This'll be a better angle.
-[Cromer grunts]
695
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,000
[Cromer] Ah. That's good.
696
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,280
[Cromer shouts]
697
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,600
[Cromer] That hurt!
698
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,400
What...? Who are you?
699
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,600
-You're a fucking scumbag...
-Wait.
700
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,800
[Cromer sighs]
701
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,000
Alright.
702
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,360
-I'll pass you.
-Next time, I want to earn it.
703
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,160
Not like this,
704
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:54,640
by studying.
705
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,720
Whatever you want.
706
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,840
Go on, Sita, I'll catch you up.
707
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,280
-Is she your girlfriend?
-Why would that matter?
708
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,240
[Cromer yells]
709
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,640
[Cromer grunts]
710
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,880
-[Frank] What they got you on, Largactil?
-Mind your business.
711
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,760
[Frank chuckles] Right. [chuckles]
712
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,960
What should I tell Libby?
713
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,600
Nothing, I'll sort it out
when I see her. It'll be fine.
714
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,080
Don't know about that, Frank.
She's a mess.
715
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,840
She thinks you've done a runner.
716
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,280
But I haven't. I've just been...
717
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,760
lost.
718
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,840
Still.
719
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,000
The whole tramp thing...
I've had problems,
720
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,640
but there's no video evidence.
721
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,920
It's just been a misunder--
722
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,200
What tramp thing?
723
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,480
YouTube.
724
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,720
On your stag-night,
725
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,400
some biddy riding you
like there's no tomorrow...
726
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,560
And I never shagged her.
727
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,160
It looks like you shagged her.
728
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,600
Ah, you couldn't get a stiffie.
729
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,840
What? No, no, smart arse.
730
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,240
Little Frank can still conduct
the Berlin Philharmonic if required.
731
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,000
Ah, fuckin',
I need to get back home, Karen.
732
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,280
[sighs] I need to see her.
733
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,280
[door opens]
734
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:15,800
You all right?
735
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,680
-Did you...?
-Don't really wanna talk about it.
736
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,440
Is it all right if I stay over,
737
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,680
maybe watch a film.
738
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,600
'Course.
739
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,160
Sita...
740
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,840
I'm sorry.
741
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,640
[Carl] So we've got
742
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,720
An Education, To Sir, With Love...
743
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,160
-Are you sure? That's...
-Yeah, I know what it is.
744
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,040
-What is it?
-Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Meat.
745
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,400
I've got the horn, all right?
It's not a crime.
746
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,600
Poor kid! How long's he gonna be with you?
747
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,920
As long as. Who knows what shape
his mum'll be in when she gets out.
748
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,360
Things we do to our kids, eh?
749
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,560
Everything we do has an impact.
750
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,200
You can almost see your flaws and failings
in the character of your kids.
751
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Libby's flaws and failings...
752
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,720
are entirely her own.
753
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,000
I had it in me hands,
Chesney's cousin leant it me.
754
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,240
[Jamie] Where is it then?
755
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,040
I gave it to Trixie, she's got
a terrible ingrowing toe-nail...
756
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,240
that's the last that was seen of it.
It's been lifted from her room.
757
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,800
It's an antique, irreplaceable.
758
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,320
A precious family heirloom.
759
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,800
He was supposed to look after it.
I trusted you!
760
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,000
I trusted her. If you can't trust
your own mam then...
761
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,200
Hold the accusations!
762
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,680
My eldest was in need
and I give it to him,
763
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,400
-which mother wouldn't?
-[Jamie] I leant it to a Gallagher
764
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,600
-and it's got robbed out of a brothel.
-How am I getting the blame?
765
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,680
Does no-one is this place ever take
responsibility for their actions?
766
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,880
Actually...
767
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,080
it's here. It's been here all the time,
bottom of me bag.
768
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,120
You must've lifted it from Trixie's room.
769
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,920
Come to think of it,
770
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,560
I must've done.
771
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,840
Oi, Ironside!
772
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,160
-This belongs to me.
-What?
773
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,120
"Property of P. Croker."
774
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,360
-Oh, yeah.
-[Shane] What was all that shit about
775
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,680
"God, the last thing
my mother ever gave me..."?
776
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,680
I couldn't remember
where I fucking got it.
777
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,240
[indistinctive quarrelling]
778
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,800
Everything all right?
779
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,240
Yeah.
780
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,320
Did they say much?
781
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,520
Spoke to a wise man, though.
782
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,080
He told me never to let anyone
cast the first stone.
783
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,800
A wise man?
784
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,640
[Karen] He's a complete arsehole,
but sentiment's the same.
785
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,560
[quarrelling]
786
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,600
That reminds me...
787
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,960
Frank! My Frank!
788
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,560
I never doubted you for a second!
789
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,640
-[Karen] Nature is a total bastard.
-I'm coming!
790
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:46,640
-Frank, I'm coming!
-We're all defined by it, trapped by it.
791
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,920
[Karen] It is true
792
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,400
I have breasts, a vagina,
793
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,120
reproductive organs.
794
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,600
I know men are genetically programmed
to want that.
795
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,000
But it's not nature that judges us,
796
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,280
that pigeon-holes us, calls us slags
for the clothes we wear,
797
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,800
the life we want, the sex we have.
798
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,960
It's not nature that puts us in prison.
799
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,680
[soft breathing]
800
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,880
[Karen] I, for one,
801
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,320
am tired of being judged.
802
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,640
I'm done with that.
803
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,960
I'm getting out. For you.
804
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,960
-I'll wed you, Libby Croker.
-[Monica] Did you miss me?
805
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,360
[Libby] Monica's trying to nullify
the divorce. Stop us getting married!
806
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,160
-Got 24 hours to pull together a wedding.
-[Shane] Like a pig in fucking clogs.
807
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,280
-Thought you might need one of these.
-[Libby] Who am I kidding?
808
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,640
There won't be any wedding!
They're never going to let him out.
809
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,360
Frank!
810
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,600
[Libby] Monica wins, we lose.
811
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,160
[Libby screams]
812
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,720
[outro music]
813
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,040
[pissing]
814
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,040
[flush]
815
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,080
Who the fuck are you?
816
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,600
I'm Penis Envy.
817
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,840
[zip closes]
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