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[wind howling]
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[bats squeaking]
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Official YIFY movies site:
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[birds chirping]
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[somber folk music]
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- What the?
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I'll fish where I
damn well please.
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[ominous music]
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Okay. Let's see what
we got for Jimbo today.
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Okay.
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[ominous music continues]
[water burbling]
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Come to Jimmy.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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There we go.
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Oh, son.
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Whoa!
[foreboding music]
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Whoa.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa, son.
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[Jim chuckles]
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It's a biggin.
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[foreboding music]
[Jim grunts]
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[line snaps]
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Son of a bitch broke
my fucking line!
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That was a big fish.
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God.
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[Jim sighs]
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[ominous music continues]
[water burbling]
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Well, now, where
did you come from?
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Shoot, you're just a
little thing. Just a baby.
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Why don't you come back when
you're big enough to eat?
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[suspenseful music]
[water burbling]
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[suspenseful music]
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[birds chirping]
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- [Hope] Chad, I need
my caramel latte.
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Is there anywhere to stop?
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There's, like, a Starbies
along the way, right?
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- Tonight's gonna be lit!
The fridge is packed.
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- Say hi to the camera, babe.
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- What's good?
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You know what time it
is. Roach it, baby.
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- Wait, babe. This
lighting hits so hard.
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Get in here.
- Oh my God, really?
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- Yes! Oh!
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Why aren't we there yet?
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- Bro.
- Well, we would be,
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but we're waiting for Sam
to finish taking a piss!
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- Bitches, bro.
- Let's go, bro!
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- Guys, hey, it's Pearce!
Say hi to the camera.
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- What up, bro? Get
this for the Gram.
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- Oh, yes!
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- Oh! Woo!
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- [Sarah] Hope, what about you?
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- Ugh, lame.
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- Let's go, bro!
[horn honks]
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- Sorry. Ah!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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- Oh my God, babe.
- Party with the boys!
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- Sorry. Oh, hey, is
this for Instagram?
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Hey, it's-
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- Just get in the car,
bro. We gotta go, okay?
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Let's go.
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In the trunk. Come on.
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- Spring break! Woo!
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- Lock him in there.
- Get the fuck in there, Sam.
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- [Chad] Girls, as
soon as we get there,
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I say we go straight
skinny dipping.
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- Woo!
- Just buckle up and shut up.
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♪ Better watch out, player
[group cheers]
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♪ Come on
- Slay!
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- [Chad] I'm about
to slay that ass.
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[Sarah laughs]
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- [Sam] Is there
any AC on back here?
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- [Chad] Who is that back there?
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Oh, shit. Sam.
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I can't believe your
mom let you out, Sam.
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- [Pearce] I think
I'm gonna crush
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like 15 beers right
when we get there.
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- [Chad] Bro, you think
we got enough beer, dude?
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- [Pearce] I basically
bought out the store, bro.
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- [Chad] Fuck yeah, bro.
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- [Sam] Someone's lube
is leaking on my leg.
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[group chuckles]
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- Yeah!
- Yeah, best weekend ever.
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- [Paisley] I can't wait!
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- Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?
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- Not at all.
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- Ah!
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- [Sam] My leg is really wet.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- God, it's so
fucking warm in here.
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- Babe!
- Sorry.
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- You're on camera! God!
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You keep ruining it.
- I'm just saying.
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It's like all of the time.
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Oh, shit. Are you guys
ready for this shit?
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- [Sarah] Oh my God.
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- [Chad] It's gonna
blow your fucking mind.
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All right. Let's roll.
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- [Pearce] Is anyone
else thinking about
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hopping in the lake,
or is it just me?
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- [Sarah] Ooh, Chad!
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- Ow!
- Let's go, bitches!
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- [Sarah] Oh my God.
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[Pearce chuckles]
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Babe!
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- Boom! Yes!
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[Chad laughs]
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- [Sam] Hey, uh-
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- [Sarah] Oh my God, babe!
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[Sarah giggles]
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- Welcome to paradise, fam!
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- [Pearce] Bro.
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- Is this place not
fucking lit or what?
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- [Pearce] Hell yeah, bro!
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[Pearce indistinctly chatters]
[Sarah and Paisley giggling]
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[Sarah and Paisley
indistinctly babbling]
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- [Sarah] I'm so excited!
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- Go low, bro. Uh.
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It's all ours, baby.
All ours, baby.
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- Dope, bro!
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- Hey, guys, guys, guys,
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before we go in there, we
should just remember that,
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you know, we're out in
the wilderness, right?
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There could be, like, animals
or who knows what out here,
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so we should just
try and be careful.
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- Yeah.
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[group laughs]
[playful music]
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- Okay, Dad.
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Does everyone have
their sunscreen?
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'Cause I don't want anyone
getting a sunburn, you know?
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- What about the mosquitoes
this time of year, guys?
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Don't forget to use a condom!
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Fuck yeah, dude.
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- Wait, wait. Say it
again for the camera.
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- I'm just saying UV
rays and mosquitoes
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can be very dangerous
this time of year.
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- You know what else
can be dangerous?
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Me spraying it in
your face, bitch.
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- Bye.
- So unsanitary.
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- Loser!
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[group chuckles]
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- Don't forget the bags, bro.
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Bro, this is what I'm hitting
every day of the week, bro.
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- [Pearce] What's up?
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Hey, those work-outs
are paying off.
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- Call master! Call master!
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Shotgun on master, baby.
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- [Sarah] Guys.
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- [Chad] All right, let's
get the fuck in. Come on.
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- [Sarah] What's the
second amendment?
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[door creaks]
[ominous music]
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- Oh.
- It's giving
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cottage core toxic
masculinity retro vibes.
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- Masculine as fuck, babe.
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- Bro,
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is your uncle a
samurai or some shit?
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- Hah, no, bro.
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He runs a few painkiller
pill mills in Florida.
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I'm gonna work for him soon.
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Dude makes some mad bank, bro.
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- What's the Wi-Fi here?
I have, like, zero signal.
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- Uh, I don't know
if he has it, bro.
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You know, this is his
off-the-ground kinda stuff.
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- What?
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- Oh my...
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- Great, I'm gonna
redneck swamp house,
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and I can't even post about it.
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Oh.
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- Hope, just 'cause
you're my sister
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doesn't mean you get to kill
the fucking vibes, okay?
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- Step-sister.
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- Whatever.
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We can all survive for three
days without it, right?
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[Sarah gasps]
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All right, let's all, you
know, go set our shit down.
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Maybe chill for a
little bit in our rooms,
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- Okay.
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- Then do some shots, baby!
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- Yes!
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- It's time to rage!
[group chuckles]
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- Fuck yeah.
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Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.
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- [Chad] Come on, babe. We're
about to break this bed.
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- [Sarah] Woo! Spring break!
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[idyllic folk music]
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[lively folk music]
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- Oh!
- Yes!
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- Yeah, that's
right. What you got?
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Oh, oh, physical!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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[Chad and Pearce laugh]
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Look at that
fucking ass you got.
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- Does it look good?
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- Yeah. That stick
that out, baby.
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Oh, yeah. Right there.
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Fuck yeah.
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[lively folk music continues]
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- Yeah, squeeze that shit.
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Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Sarah's not gonna know
what fucking hit her. Oh.
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00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,387
[Chad grunts]
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00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,910
Gotta get the obliques.
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00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,173
Side crunch. Side crunch.
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00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,088
[spray can hisses]
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00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,002
- Woo!
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[door squeaks]
[lively folk music continues]
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- [Pearce] Looks
fucking awesome, baby.
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- [Pearce & Chad] Oh!
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[Chad groans]
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- Oh, that was good. Woo.
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[birds chirping]
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[ominous music]
[water burbling]
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- Damn, babe. Look at that ass.
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[Sarah and Chad chuckle]
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00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:01,835
- Ooh.
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00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,792
Oh, yeah.
222
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,750
Woop, woop!
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Let's party!
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00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450
- [Chad] Woo, ooh!
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00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,800
- O-M-G. Fit check.
226
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,802
You guys are so fucking cute.
227
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,325
- Tell me this is
not a total slay.
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00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,284
I got the pants from Shein.
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00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,677
- Oh my God, babe, take a
photo of the three of us.
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- Of course.
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- Get on that, boy.
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- All right. Everyone
say "tequila"!
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[camera clicking]
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- Baby.
- Tequila!
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00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,645
- [Chad] Yeah?
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00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,602
- How many times do
I have to tell you?
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00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,474
- [Chad] What?
238
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,041
- That is the worst angle
ever. Hold it up high.
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You're gonna make us look bleh.
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- [Chad] Sorry, babe. God damn.
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"Tequila." One, two, three.
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- [Group] Tequila!
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00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,309
- [Chad] Yeah!
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00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,484
[group chuckles]
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00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,659
- Let me see.
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00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,054
[Chad and Pearce grunt]
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Horrid. I look fat.
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- Babe.
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00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,234
- Big yikes. We can
Facetune it though.
250
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- Party Sam flying in!
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00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,325
[Sam weakly chuckles]
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00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,195
- Bro.
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00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,196
[Chad laughs]
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00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,850
Are you going to church?
255
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,025
- What?
- Bro.
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00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,505
What? No, this is a nice shirt.
257
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,856
It's totally in
season. It's Bonobos.
258
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,772
- You're giving single
dad freeloader vibes.
259
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,295
- Yeah.
- Bro.
260
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- It's a nice shirt,
Sam. I like it.
261
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,603
- You do?
262
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:15,430
- Yeah.
263
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,648
[Chad chuckles]
264
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,562
- Hope likes it.
265
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,609
[Sarah scoffs]
266
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,567
- Okay, Hope. Don't
wait for us or anything.
267
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,918
- Actually, we probably
should eat something, right?
268
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,224
I mean, if we're gonna
be drinking all day.
269
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- [Hope] Good point.
270
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,750
- Okay, so for now, I was
thinking we would do snackies.
271
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I'm making this vegan
dip recipe from Goop,
272
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,364
and then later, I got us
gluten-free pizza rolls.
273
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,539
They're, like, bomb.
274
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,714
- Yeah.
275
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,064
- Perfect. That sounds so good.
276
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,631
- Oh, yeah, guys, I also have
277
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,154
some whey protein
bars in the closet.
278
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,721
- Fuck that. Let's
do another shot.
279
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,896
- Yes!
280
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,768
[Pearce and Chad chuckle]
281
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,857
- Wait, save it. The real
toast will be outside.
282
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,728
- Yeah?
283
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,296
- Oh my God, wait, are
you guys getting engaged?
284
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,384
- What? No.
285
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:04,087
I mean, not yet.
286
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,396
Okay, so did you guys bring
your school laptops like I said?
287
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398
- I don't know why.
There's not even service.
288
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,139
I can't even do my B reel, girl.
289
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,708
- Just get it and meet
us outside for the toast.
290
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,232
- Whatever.
291
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,799
- Maybe it's not a good...
292
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,800
- All right.
293
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,844
- All right.
294
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,500
[Sam grunts]
295
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,810
God, hurry up, Hope.
296
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,855
- "God, hurry up, Hope."
297
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,466
- Hope.
298
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,386
Don't worry. I'll
get the laptops>
299
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:47,435
[ominous music]
[water burbling]
300
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,918
[birds chirping]
301
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,484
- [Sarah] Okay, so I was
thinking I would shoot
302
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,051
all these different
videos, like,
303
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,574
kind of around the
lake, you know,
304
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,141
just to kind of
show the wildlife
305
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,273
and how I'm super
into wilderness
306
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,840
and hiking and all of that.
307
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,319
I think it'd be
super interesting,
308
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,930
and just for my
following, you know?
309
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,409
Like, I feel like
it's gonna gain me
310
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,933
probably like 50,000
extra followers.
311
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,238
What do you guys think?
312
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,239
Baby?
313
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,414
- [Chad] Yes.
314
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,415
- [Sarah] Pour the shots.
315
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:11,807
- [Chad] Yes, ma'am.
316
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,593
- Are you gonna tell us
why we have our laptops?
317
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,988
It's spring break. I
don't wanna look at this.
318
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,077
- Yeah, I'd actually
like to know that too.
319
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,384
- Okay, I'm gonna film
my toast for TikTok,
320
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,908
and, at the end, you
all just follow my lead.
321
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,650
We're gonna throw our laptops
into the water at the end.
322
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,477
- Wait, what?
323
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:30,652
[Chad chuckles]
324
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,219
- Yeah.
325
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,785
- Wait, wait, wait,
guys, guys, guys.
326
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,744
We can't actually
be doing this, okay?
327
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,659
- [Pearce] Bro.
328
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,139
- This is a hundred percent
gonna go viral, you guys.
329
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,140
Just trust.
330
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,663
- Yes! I love it!
331
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,056
- Okay, are you ready?
332
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,884
- Wait, wait, guys, guys.
333
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,624
We can not throw our laptops
into the water, okay?
334
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,191
These belong to the school,
335
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:48,975
and it's a complete
environmental hazard.
336
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,498
- [Pearce] Bro!
337
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,065
- Think of your
children's children!
338
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,371
- Bro, stop being such
a bitch. Just do it.
339
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,112
Don't you wanna go viral?
340
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,420
- Dog, you know Sarah's
really trying to
341
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,726
become an influencer, okay?
342
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,772
Don't ruin her dreams, my guy.
343
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,949
- Yeah, and the school's just
gonna give us new ones anyway,
344
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,212
and fuck that
capitalist institution.
345
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,953
- I'll need a refill here, Chad.
346
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,520
- Whatever, Hope.
347
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,564
- Chad!
348
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,524
[foreboding music]
349
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,878
Thanks, bro.
350
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:23,792
- Bro.
351
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,930
- I dedicate this toast
to only being young once,
352
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,757
to those of us
out there who know
353
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,935
the world is gonna make us
get jobs, get old and boring,
354
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,501
and we say no!
355
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,243
We say fuck that! We're
young, wild, and free!
356
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,462
Cheers to Gen Z.
357
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,377
We party. We love.
358
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,771
We nurture. We care
about one another.
359
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:51,602
Cheers to us, to life, and
to saying fuck the normalcy
360
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,866
and screw their
expectations of us!
361
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,824
Cheers, bitches!
362
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,043
- [Group] Woo!
363
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,874
[Chad chuckling]
364
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,050
- [Chad] Let's go!
365
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,268
- [Sarah] Woo!
366
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,749
- YOLO!
- Slay!
367
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,969
- [Chad] Get it!
368
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,755
You killed it, babe.
369
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,669
Yes.
370
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,889
[birds chirping]
371
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:22,938
[ominous music]
[water burbling]
372
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:28,117
- Girl, I had literal
tears in my eyes.
373
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,249
That was so slay.
374
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,859
- Like major slay?
375
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:31,686
- Major slay.
376
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,557
- Ooh!
377
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,995
Well, it would have been perfect
if Hope didn't fuck it up.
378
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:41,000
- I'm not throwing my computer
into a lake for a TikTok.
379
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,049
- Babe, it's still
gonna be fire AF.
380
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,748
- All right, who wants to
go play some beer pong?
381
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793
- Me!
- Fuck yeah!
382
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,013
- [Pearce] Let's go!
383
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:59,018
[group chuckles]
[lively music]
384
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,411
- Hey, it'll be al right.
385
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:05,024
- Yeah, no, I know. Totally.
386
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,332
I just had a story on
it I wanted to finish.
387
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,466
- Oh. You're a writer, huh?
388
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,164
- Oh, no, no, not really.
389
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,079
I mean, not a good one anyways.
390
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,561
Just some stupid short stories.
391
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,827
- Well, I'd like to
read them one day.
392
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,484
Hey, let's go get drunk and
try to have some fun, huh?
393
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,008
I hear the vegan Goop
dip is out of this world.
394
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,401
[Sam chuckles]
395
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,271
- Yeah, sure.
396
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,539
[water splashes]
[birds chirping]
397
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,238
[ominous music]
398
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:58,512
[water burbling]
[suspenseful music]
399
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,569
[electricity crackles]
400
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,540
[birds chirping]
401
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:35,462
[alligator growls]
[foreboding music]
402
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,997
[lively party music]
403
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,216
- Fuck!
- Yeah!
404
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,523
- [Chad] Hope, can you
even see over the table?
405
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,351
The only thing you can
make is good grades, Hope.
406
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,918
♪ Oh, yeah
407
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,007
- [Chad] Oh, God,
that was so garbage!
408
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,966
I can't believe I'm
almost related to you.
409
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,185
- [Pearce] Oh, Sam.
410
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,144
- [Chad] Oh!
411
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,147
- Hope, put your balls in my
hole right here. This hole.
412
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,149
- Okay. You first.
413
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,150
- Right here, Hope.
414
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,501
[group laughs]
- Aw, fuck!
415
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,372
You got this.
- Garbage.
416
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,417
- Oh, shit!
417
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,072
You wanna step outside, bro?
- Sorry, sorry.
418
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,465
Bro, you're a loser.
419
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,988
- Shit.
- All right, bro.
420
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,381
Get it, homie.
You got this, bro.
421
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,514
- Game, bro.
- Laser focus, bro.
422
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,299
♪ I got a nice girl
and her ass is fat ♪
423
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,431
- Damn!
- Fuck!
424
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,475
- Bro!
- Okay, so-
425
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,042
- We practice every day!
426
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,870
All those times in
your mom's basement.
427
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,001
We trained for this, bro.
428
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,264
- I know, bro.
429
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,004
- It's all right. I got this.
430
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,702
Like usual, I'll carry the team.
431
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,225
Bro, what you need to do,
432
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,576
you dip the ball and
you give it a good blow.
433
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,577
[Pearce puffs]
434
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,753
Then you spank it.
435
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:53,235
Then you close your
eyes and use the force.
436
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,454
Boom! Oh, yes!
437
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,108
Let's go, bro!
438
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,675
These bitches ain't
got shit on us.
439
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,112
- That's what I'm
fucking for, bro!
440
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,679
- Wait, wait, bro.
441
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,641
What is that, five
wins now, zero losses?
442
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,382
Y'all better get
your shit together.
443
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,383
- Whatever.
444
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,472
- Hey, guys, fair game.
445
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:13,690
- Come on, bro.
446
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,562
[Pearce chuckles]
447
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,389
[exciting dance music]
448
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,477
- Oh, shit, bro!
449
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,435
- Oh, no!
450
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,916
- This is my fucking song,
bro! I used to fuck to it!
451
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,787
♪ Groove that, yeah,
I groove that ♪
452
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,833
♪ You wanna get down with
it, then prove that ♪
453
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,922
♪ Body all-time ultimate,
throw your hands up ♪
454
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:28,836
♪ If you want to blast
- Yeah!
455
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:29,924
- This slaps!
456
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,795
♪ Yeah, I groove that
457
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,883
♪ You wanna get down with
it, then prove that ♪
458
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,494
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
459
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,017
- Are you kicking
these guys' asses?
460
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,584
- Oh, you know the
fucking vibes, babe.
461
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,803
- Oh, you're so
hot when you win.
462
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,849
[Pearce chuckles]
463
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,459
- Okay, you guys.
464
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,983
So, Paispais and I were
thinking that, tomorrow,
465
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,855
we would all film
a video for TikTok
466
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,726
of us just, like, going
around and picking up trash
467
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,512
to show that we did our part
to clean up the native lands.
468
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,687
Who's down?
469
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,602
- Me, obvi!
- Yeah.
470
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,126
- You mean the lands you all
just threw your laptops into?
471
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,346
- That was different.
That was to go viral.
472
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,739
- Oh, right.
473
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,915
♪ Grove that, yeah,
I groove that ♪
474
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,700
- Whoa, ladies, chill.
475
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,617
There are much, much
more important things
476
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,446
to worry about right now,
such as fucking beer pong.
477
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,056
- Amen, bro!
478
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,318
- Let's play.
479
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,928
- [Pearce] God's plan, bro.
480
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,105
- Aw, you two are
so cute together.
481
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,324
You should totally hook up.
482
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,847
- What?
483
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,196
[group chuckles]
484
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,242
- We all know you want to.
485
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,852
- That's ridiculous.
486
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,419
[group chuckles]
487
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,204
- Yeah, I can tell Sam
has a little crush.
488
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,771
- Oh, baby dick.
489
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,338
- No, I don't. What
are you talking about?
490
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,861
- I got it. I'm
a fucking genius.
491
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,385
Why don't we play
one more round?
492
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,343
- Yeah.
- Look, guys.
493
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,823
I'm pretty drunk already.
494
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:43,998
We should all probably
just go to bed.
495
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,173
- Fucking lightweight, bro.
496
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,348
- All right, how about this?
497
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,787
If we win, you guys
have to hook up.
498
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,398
- Yes!
499
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,271
- If we lose, we never
give you two shit again.
500
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,620
- Hm.
501
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,882
- I don't think that's a good-
502
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:00,057
- Done. We're in.
503
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,929
- Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
504
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,539
- [Sam] We are?
505
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,758
- Yeah, because I
don't fucking lose.
506
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,238
- I think I'm out, bro.
507
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,283
- What? Bro.
508
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,284
- No cap.
509
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:11,982
- Bro! Bro, what?
510
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,376
- Sorry, bro.
511
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,377
- Oh!
512
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,944
Oh, yes. This guy.
513
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,902
Get it, homie. Yes!
514
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,991
- We're gonna go
look at the stars.
515
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:22,732
- Yeah.
- Yeah, look at the stars.
516
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,866
- Oh, yeah, sure you are.
- Nice.
517
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,129
Yeah.
- Have fun, you two.
518
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:29,652
- Oh, man. I love him.
519
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:30,827
Hey, babe.
- Looks like
520
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:31,654
it's couple versus couple.
521
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:35,658
- Yeah, it is.
522
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,225
It's a four-way
up in this bitch.
523
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,314
[Chad chuckles]
524
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,315
Let's play.
525
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:43,536
[crickets chirping]
526
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,364
[Pearce sighs]
527
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,930
[ominous music]
528
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,497
- [Pearce] Babe,
do you think I can
529
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:49,977
touch the bottom of
the fucking lake?
530
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,587
- [Paisley] Oh my God, babe.
531
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:52,719
You could do anything
you set your heart to.
532
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,460
- Heh, yeah. I fucking can.
533
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,901
[Pearce sighs]
534
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:05,384
Babe, do you think
this stuff on the lake
535
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,690
is the frogs getting high?
536
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,606
[ominous music]
[crickets chirping]
537
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:13,000
- Oh my God. Totally.
538
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,871
- So fucking cool.
539
00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,873
- You're, like, so smart.
540
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:20,007
- I know, babe. I know.
541
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:23,184
Babe, how long do you
think this lake is?
542
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:28,363
- Wow, babe. It's,
like, so long.
543
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:31,105
- I think it goes for,
like, miles, babe.
544
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,977
[Pearce chuckles]
545
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,503
You look so fucking
pretty, babe.
546
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,127
- Is this what you want?
547
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,215
- Uh-huh.
548
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,129
Oh, yeah.
549
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,655
God damn. Your tits
are so fire, babe.
550
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,918
You have such
fucking amazing tits.
551
00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,921
I've never been on
no dairy farm before,
552
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:08,055
but I could milk these
things all fucking day.
553
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:10,057
- Yeah?
554
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,362
- Oh, for sure.
555
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:18,544
- Aw, fuck.
556
00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,199
- What?
557
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,115
- I left the rubbers
in the room, babe.
558
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,248
- Seriously?
559
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,858
- I know. I fucked up.
560
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:34,647
- Well, maybe you could try
finally going down on me.
561
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,605
You said, one day, you'd try it.
562
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,520
- Ah.
563
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,523
Babe, you know, it's just,
like, totally not my thing.
564
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,135
Plus, I think I hurt my neck
565
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,616
lifting with Chad the other day.
566
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:51,272
I totally will though,
soon. I promise.
567
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:52,447
- Fine.
568
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,537
- Let me make it
up to you, babe.
569
00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,585
Sit right there, babe.
570
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:02,152
- Oh, yes, sir.
571
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,066
Ooh.
572
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,721
Yeah, baby.
573
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,423
- Don't even think about
taking this blindfold off,
574
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:16,819
or you're gonna be in
big, big, big trouble.
575
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:19,605
- Mm.
576
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,650
I love it when you
order me around.
577
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,956
- Yeah, you do, babe.
578
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,741
BRB. I'm fucking
lightning quick.
579
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,179
[lively music]
♪ Oh, bust the bank open
580
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,267
♪ And drop it low
581
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:31,573
- No way you make this.
582
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,140
No fucking way.
583
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,664
Told you! You hit me
right in the dick.
584
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,274
[crickets chirping]
585
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,667
- Baby boy, where are you?
586
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,843
Pearce?
587
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,501
Pearce, come on. I'm cold.
588
00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,155
I need someone to warm me up.
589
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:52,028
You could say it's
getting a little nippy.
590
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,032
Pearce!
591
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:56,946
OMG.
592
00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,690
Babe, come on. Don't
waste a good time.
593
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,824
You are, like, totally
drying me up right now.
594
00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:08,479
Babe, I'm seriously, like,
so un-horny right now.
595
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,743
[grass rustles]
[Paisley giggles]
596
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,266
I didn't even hear you come out.
597
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,224
You're, like, so still.
598
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,836
[grass rustles]
[ominous music]
599
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,881
Babe, knock it off
and come here already.
600
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:22,972
[alligator growls]
601
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,147
Okay. I'm done.
602
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,020
[tense music]
[alligator roars]
603
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:30,066
[Paisley screaming]
604
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,204
OMG!
605
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,947
[tense music continues]
[alligator growling]
606
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,340
[Paisley screaming]
607
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,517
[alligator growls]
608
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,259
[Paisley screams]
609
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:51,740
[somber music]
610
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,220
♪ You gotta get up
[lively music]
611
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,177
- No way.
612
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,352
[Chad laughs]
613
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:57,920
told you! You suck, again!
614
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,313
[crickets chirping]
615
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,315
- You still ready for me?
616
00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,491
I'm all bricked up for you!
617
00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,885
[ominous music]
618
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:06,755
Huh?
619
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,539
Babe?
620
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,066
You know I don't like
hide and seek, bro.
621
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:19,550
[ominous music]
[crickets chirping]
622
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,206
Fine, fine, fine.
623
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:30,736
I'm gonna find
you, and when I do,
624
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,434
bad girl getting punished!
625
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,655
Big time.
626
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,835
[water splashing]
627
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:47,796
I got you.
[eerie music]
628
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,667
Paisley?
629
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,627
If you're swimming in
there, you're dumb as hell.
630
00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,585
There's snakes
and shit in there.
631
00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:57,458
Fuck.
632
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:01,680
Okay.
633
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:03,986
I give up.
634
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,904
This game's dumb as hell.
635
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:13,082
It's fine. I don't even
wanna bang anymore.
636
00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:17,434
I'll just be sitting here,
drinking solo I guess,
637
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:18,653
holding my dick.
638
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:22,788
Fucking condoms.
639
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,400
Shit ruins everything.
640
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,538
What a fucking
bummer of a night.
641
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,326
[Pearce sighs]
642
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,589
[water splashes]
643
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:42,938
[ominous music]
Bro.
644
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:44,723
[alligator growls]
645
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,463
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
646
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:49,249
- Hope sucks, Hope
sucks, Hope sucks!
647
00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:50,424
[Chad laughs]
[Hope groans]
648
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:51,991
You suck so bad!
649
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,340
♪ I keep it cool
like a refrigerator ♪
650
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,428
- [Chad] Come on, dork.
651
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:55,734
♪ I got shit for sale
652
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,952
- Fuck!
- Yes!
653
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,562
- I did it!
- Bitches!
654
00:28:58,562 --> 00:28:59,694
- I can't believe I did that!
- Yeah!
655
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,000
- You said you were good!
656
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,743
♪ I said, girl, put your
number in my phone ♪
657
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,875
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
658
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,181
What about balls back?
659
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,399
- Yes.
660
00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,574
- What the fuck is ball's back?
661
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:12,098
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
662
00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:13,099
We don't play those
stupid frat boy rules.
663
00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:14,448
We won. You lost.
664
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:15,362
Drink up.
665
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,974
- [Sam] Glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug.
666
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,715
[Paisley distantly screams]
667
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,238
- Wait. Did you guys hear that?
668
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,372
- Hear what?
669
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,548
- No, turn the music down.
I think I heard screaming.
670
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,463
- Hell yeah, you did.
671
00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:32,727
My boy's probably out there,
just tearing that ass up!
672
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,469
- No, no, no. I think
I heard something too.
673
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,341
- Hope, what are you doing?
674
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,039
- Just hold on. Shh.
675
00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:44,217
- Okay.
676
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:48,221
[crickets chirping]
677
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:53,313
- I don't hear anything.
678
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,532
- I guess Pearce
is a two-pump chum.
679
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,012
- No, babe. That's not true.
680
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,058
Not my boy. Trust me.
681
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:01,190
I taught him how to fuck.
682
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,889
[Chad chuckles]
683
00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,284
Cool.
684
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:11,331
[crickets chirping]
685
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:17,554
Ugh. This is dumb as hell.
686
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,468
See?
687
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,864
He's good. Totally fine.
688
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,213
- Where's Paisley?
I don't see her.
689
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,085
- I don't know, babe.
690
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:28,435
She's probably out there looking
for reception or some shit.
691
00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:31,090
- He isn't moving.
Why isn't he moving?
692
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,743
- You're right.
693
00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:35,050
- Post-nut clarity is
a real thing, guys.
694
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:40,055
Relax, and look at
him. He is 100% chill.
695
00:30:40,751 --> 00:30:43,102
[eerie music]
696
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,974
[group screaming]
697
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,934
[alligator growls]
698
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:55,027
Oh, shit!
- It's looking right at us!
699
00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:58,552
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
700
00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,119
All right. Stay here.
701
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:01,642
- Oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God.
702
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,165
- It's okay. It's okay.
703
00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:05,211
Shh, shh. Does
anybody have a phone?
704
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,777
- Oh my God.
705
00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:07,822
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I do. I do.
706
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,650
- [Sam] Call the cops.
707
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,913
- Fuck! There's no
fucking service, bro!
708
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,828
- [Sam] Shit.
709
00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,048
- It's gonna kill us! Did
you see what it did to him?
710
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,137
- No, it won't,
babe. No, it won't.
711
00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,095
He can't see us.
712
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,968
He's not tall enough to look
over this wall, babe. Trust.
713
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:25,535
[foreboding music]
[crickets chirping]
714
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:28,060
- Chad's right. He can't see us.
715
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:28,930
- No.
716
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:30,845
- He?
717
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,587
- What?
718
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,719
- Well, you said "he."
719
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:36,982
How do you know it's a he?
720
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,853
It could be a she or a they or-
721
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,376
- What the fuck
difference does it make?
722
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,377
It just ate your friends!
723
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,639
[Sarah sobs]
724
00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,119
[knocking at door]
725
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:45,642
- Oh, fuck, fuck!
- Oh my God!
726
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,209
[knocking at door]
727
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,645
- It's ramming the door.
It's ramming the door.
728
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:49,516
- Huh?
729
00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:52,214
[ominous music]
730
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,918
[Hope sighs]
731
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:00,831
Okay.
732
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,401
See? I told you it can't get in.
733
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:10,015
[group scream]
[foreboding music]
734
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:10,929
The fuck?
735
00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:15,498
[alligator growls]
736
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,761
Oh, shit. How did it
get up there so fast?
737
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,546
- Oh my God.
738
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,462
- You guys, it's on
the fucking roof.
739
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,595
[alligator growls]
740
00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:28,555
[foreboding music]
741
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:36,302
- Oh my God. It's leaving.
742
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,825
- Thank God.
743
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:40,132
- Yeah, for now. It
knows where to find us.
744
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,482
- That scream.
745
00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,528
- What?
746
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:49,141
- That scream you heard earlier,
it sounded like Paisley.
747
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,272
- You think she
could still be alive?
748
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,796
- I don't know. Maybe.
749
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:55,277
You guys, she could
still be out there.
750
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,323
- Yeah, as his
fucking bait, bro.
751
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:58,498
- Don't say that!
752
00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:00,239
- Babe, enough of this shit.
753
00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,850
- Baby, where are you going?
754
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,895
- We're getting the
fuck out of here!
755
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:07,289
Fuck yeah!
756
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,117
- [Hope] You cannot be serious.
757
00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:11,206
- Look, the only way
we're getting out of here
758
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:12,207
is with the Jeep.
759
00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,122
I'm gonna go get it.
760
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,211
I might even have to take this
thing out for my boy Pearce!
761
00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,299
- No, baby. It's too dangerous.
762
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,214
You can't!
763
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,042
- She's right, dude. It's
way too dangerous out there.
764
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,001
I'm an alpha, bro!
765
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:26,961
Yes!
766
00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:28,919
Okay, I'm gonna get the car
767
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:31,400
and reverse as close
as I can to the door.
768
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,315
You all pile in and we GTFO!
769
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,797
On God, it's the only way.
770
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,974
- You're so brave.
771
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,236
- Or massively stupid.
772
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,977
Seriously, Chad!
It's a bad idea!
773
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,848
- I'm gonna get us out of here.
774
00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:47,155
I'll go see what else my
uncle has in his bedroom.
775
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,417
He might even have a strap.
776
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,810
- A strap-on?
777
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,204
What are you gonna do, fuck it?
778
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:55,033
- What? No, bro, a strap.
779
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,252
A fucking gun.
780
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,427
- Oh.
781
00:33:58,427 --> 00:33:59,994
- God.
782
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:02,083
- Yeah, God, Hope. Can
you be serious for once?
783
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,693
You're such an idiot!
784
00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,219
Baby, wait! Wait!
785
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,872
Don't leave me with them!
786
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,093
- [Chad] Fuck yeah!
787
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:13,051
- You okay?
788
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:15,618
- Not really.
789
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:17,751
You?
790
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:18,839
- No.
791
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,014
- Yeah.
792
00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:21,624
- And this plan is dumb as shit.
793
00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:23,061
- You can say that again.
794
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,758
- But I don't see any other way.
795
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:29,937
- I mean, that gator,
it seemed different.
796
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,463
Like, could that be even real?
797
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,465
It looked different, right?
798
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:39,990
Like it was from another
planet or something.
799
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,211
Like, none of this
makes any sense.
800
00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:44,082
- I know.
801
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:50,523
- By the way, when Chad was
talking about his strap,
802
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:54,657
I had no idea what
he was talking about.
803
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:55,571
- I did.
804
00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,009
- Of course you did.
805
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,839
At least, if we do die tonight,
806
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,582
we'll die having beaten
them in beer pong.
807
00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:07,583
- Good point.
808
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,281
- Yeah.
809
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,934
- Hey, it'll be all right.
810
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,720
Chad has an idiot confidence.
811
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,593
Things always go right
for people like that.
812
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,204
- Yeah.
813
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,118
- Let's go!
814
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,947
Oh, shit, Hope. I always
thought you were gay.
815
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,776
- Fuck off.
816
00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,126
- Not that there's
anything wrong with that.
817
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,432
I'm actually an ally.
818
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,173
- It's not even the same thing.
819
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,783
- What?
820
00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,742
- Chad, are you sure
this is a good idea?
821
00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:37,831
I mean, maybe we can come
up with something better.
822
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,355
- I was born for it.
823
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:43,271
- I'm like fucking
SEAL Team Six, bro.
824
00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:44,446
[Chad imitates gunfire]
825
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:47,449
[Chad chuckles]
826
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:48,842
- So hot.
827
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,713
- Thanks, babe.
828
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,889
- Okay. Is there
anything we can do?
829
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:53,803
- Nah.
830
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,371
It's all me.
831
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,291
The second I go out there-
832
00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,466
- Fuck.
833
00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,033
- You guys lock this door, okay?
834
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:09,906
I'm gonna stay low and
make my way to the car.
835
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,170
No matter what happens
to me out there,
836
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,477
do not open the door until
I back the car up, okay?
837
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:16,304
Okay, babe?
838
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:17,827
Okay? Okay?
839
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,351
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
840
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,482
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
841
00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:21,788
[Sarah indistinctly stammers]
842
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:23,746
- Babe, I have no fear.
843
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:26,880
Zero.
844
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,318
I need you to stay
strong for me.
845
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,928
- Okay.
846
00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:34,453
- I got this, babe.
You know it, right?
847
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,324
- Okay.
848
00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:39,849
- I'm just built
different, babe.
849
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:42,678
[dramatic music]
850
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:44,506
Mwah!
851
00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,247
Woo.
852
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,468
Oh, yeah. No fear.
853
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:52,862
No fucking fear.
854
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:56,736
Fear is weakness.
Pain is weakness.
855
00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:01,088
- Good luck, man.
856
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,440
- You may be an idiot,
but you are brave.
857
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,402
- Guys, it's nothing. This
thing ain't got shit on me.
858
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:11,533
Let's go! Oh!
859
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,928
- Go get 'em, babe!
- Woo!
860
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,670
[ominous music]
861
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,019
- Okay.
862
00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:22,196
[crickets chirping]
863
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,110
Oh, fuck.
864
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,200
Fuck, fuck.
- He's panicking.
865
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,723
I can't.
- He's totally fine.
866
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,029
Shut up.
- I can't fucking do this.
867
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,465
- Go get 'em, baby!
- Woo!
868
00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:33,642
[group cheers over each other]
869
00:37:33,642 --> 00:37:34,904
- You're good, pal.
870
00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,166
- That's good.
871
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:39,257
Fuck.
872
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,955
- He can do it. He's
totally gonna get it.
873
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,565
Move.
- Okay, sorry.
874
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,611
[crickets chirping]
[suspenseful music]
875
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,091
- [Sam] Okay. Here he
goes, here he goes.
876
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:49,092
- [Hope] Okay.
877
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,093
- Stay low! Stay low!
878
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,312
- You got it. Stay low.
879
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,922
- [Sam] Come on, buddy.
880
00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,489
- [Hope] Why is he
walking like that?
881
00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:56,970
- [Sarah] It's an
athletic stance.
882
00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,755
- Yay!
- Go get it, baby!
883
00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:01,017
- Woo!
- Yeah!
884
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,367
- He's got this.
885
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,933
- Yeah.
- Hurry up.
886
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:09,678
[Chad yelps]
[tense music]
887
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,203
- Hello?
888
00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,205
- Go, go, go!
889
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:16,294
- Come on!
890
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,730
Do something!
- Go!
891
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:19,645
Come on!
892
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:20,472
- Hello?
893
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,217
- [Sarah] OMG.
894
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,916
- Oh, fuck!
895
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,483
Paisley!
- He put the katana down!
896
00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,006
- Where's the gator? Huh?
897
00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,747
- He's close.
898
00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,705
- Okay, okay, I got you.
899
00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,098
I'm gonna get us out of here,
okay? It's gonna be all good.
900
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:39,882
Stay with me. Let's go.
901
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,231
Go. You got it.
902
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:42,494
- Oh, Paisley!
903
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,017
- Oh my God!
- Paisley!
904
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,279
- Paisley!
- I totally forgot about her.
905
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,933
- [Chad] Walk with me now, okay?
906
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,804
- [Hope] Oh, oh, shit.
907
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,892
- [Chad] I got her!
908
00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:50,980
- Oh, put her back.
909
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:51,677
Put her back.
- Ew.
910
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:53,069
- Ew!
911
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,462
[group screaming]
- Chad!
912
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:55,420
- Oh my God.
- Gator, there it is!
913
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,943
- Oh my God, the gator!
914
00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:58,248
[alligator growls]
[tense music]
915
00:38:58,248 --> 00:38:59,598
- Oh, fuck!
916
00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,034
[Paisley screams]
Fuck!
917
00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,818
- [Group] Oh my God.
918
00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,124
[alligator growls]
919
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,212
- [Chad] Oh, shit!
920
00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,561
- [Sarah] Paisley!
921
00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:07,693
[alligator growls]
922
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:08,868
- [Sam] Army crawl.
923
00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:10,870
Army crawl.
- You can do it!
924
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,915
- Come back! Come back!
925
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,526
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh my God!
926
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,092
- [Chad] Stay away from us!
927
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:16,963
- No!
- Chad!
928
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,356
[Chad grunts]
929
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,182
- Shit!
930
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:20,532
- Oh, God.
931
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:22,011
- I'm warning you.
932
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,144
Back up, fucker! Whoa!
933
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,363
- Yes!
- Nice, nice, nice.
934
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,364
Come on.
935
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,191
- Come on, motherfucker.
936
00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:29,410
I'm gonna make some fucking
boots out of your ass!
937
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,411
Hi-yah!
938
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,978
[Chad grunts]
939
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,327
Who's your daddy? Huh?
940
00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,894
Say it. Fuck you!
941
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:37,592
[Chad grunting]
942
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:40,943
- Come on!
- Go, go!
943
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,293
- You ain't got shit on me.
944
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,382
Back, bitch!
945
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,732
[Chad grunts]
946
00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:47,950
- Get him, baby!
- All right, good.
947
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,561
- Yeah!
- Get him!
948
00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:50,344
- Okay, yes.
- There we go, there we go.
949
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,346
[Chad grunting]
950
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,174
- Oh!
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
951
00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:57,003
- Get back, bitch! Fucking
go back to your home!
952
00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,483
Fuck you!
953
00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,353
- Oh my God.
- Come on, come on.
954
00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:00,572
Get it!
955
00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:02,051
- Bitch!
956
00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:05,403
[mysterious music]
[Chad gasps]
957
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,752
- What the?
958
00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:07,622
Whoa.
959
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,537
[dramatic music]
960
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,756
What the fuck?
961
00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,063
Bro!
962
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,456
[alligator growls]
963
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,631
Bro.
964
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:19,373
[group screams]
965
00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:24,204
[crickets chirping]
966
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:30,166
[Sarah sobbing]
[solemn music]
967
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,690
- He was so sweet.
968
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,519
Why?
969
00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:38,174
Why is this happening to me?
970
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:44,659
We were gonna get
married someday.
971
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:48,750
- Uh, yeah.
972
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,886
I'm really sorry, Sarah.
973
00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:55,757
- Yeah.
974
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,846
Yeah.
975
00:40:57,846 --> 00:40:59,718
What the fuck are we gonna do?
976
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,546
- I don't know. That thing
didn't even look real.
977
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:02,460
- Well, it is. You saw
what it just did to Chad.
978
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,897
[Sarah sobs]
979
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:06,028
Sorry, Sarah.
980
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:10,250
How the fuck are we
gonna get outta here?
981
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,077
- I don't know.
982
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,295
- Sam!
983
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,383
- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
984
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,301
What if we, like, distracted
it with our food or something?
985
00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,129
- Do you think that
thing's gonna want
986
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,262
Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan
tahini dip and some olives?
987
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,481
- Yeah. Maybe.
988
00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,396
- Still alive.
989
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,097
- What was that, Sarah?
990
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:35,841
- Do you think he could
still be alive, like Paisley?
991
00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:37,495
- Who?
992
00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:39,192
- Chad!
993
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:40,976
- Um.
994
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,064
- Uh.
995
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:43,457
- Maybe.
996
00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,720
- [Hope and Sam] Yeah, yeah.
997
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,895
- Probably.
998
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:47,940
- [Hope] It's looking good.
999
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,245
- Mhm.
1000
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:52,292
There's a big chance.
1001
00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,336
Yeah.
1002
00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:54,903
- [Hope] Yeah.
1003
00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:56,209
[knocking at door]
[ominous music]
1004
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,384
- Chad! Chad!
1005
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:00,866
[tense music]
[Sarah yelps]
1006
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:01,736
- Paisley!
- Christ!
1007
00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,521
- Oh my God!
1008
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,478
- Holy fuck. I completely
forgot about her.
1009
00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:06,001
- Help! It's so big!
1010
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,003
[tense music]
[alligator growls]
1011
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:10,397
- No, ew! Get off me!
1012
00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:13,400
Get off me!
[Paisley screams]
1013
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,575
Get off me!
1014
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:18,579
[Sarah and Paisley screaming]
1015
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,713
[ominous music]
1016
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,018
- What are you doing?
1017
00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:24,063
- It's okay.
1018
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,332
[foreboding music]
1019
00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,333
- Do you see it?
1020
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,117
[Sam sighs]
1021
00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,249
- Oh, no, no.
1022
00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,602
Wait, look, look,
look. Look, over there.
1023
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,082
- [Sarah] No, no, no.
1024
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,257
[Sarah whimpers]
1025
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,258
- By the basketball hoop.
1026
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:46,825
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
1027
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:51,612
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music]
1028
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,615
- Oh my God.
1029
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:58,488
[ominous music]
[alligator growling]
1030
00:42:58,488 --> 00:43:01,448
[Paisley coughing]
1031
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:04,146
[Sarah panting]
1032
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:06,888
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
1033
00:43:06,888 --> 00:43:08,934
It's gonna fucking eat her!
1034
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,589
- Okay. We need to distract it.
1035
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:15,375
- It's been kind of
nice, just the two of us.
1036
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,334
I mean, what do we do?
1037
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,901
- The food. The food.
1038
00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:22,295
We can distract
it with the food.
1039
00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,818
The, the, the-
1040
00:43:23,818 --> 00:43:25,341
- The dip, the dip!
- The dip shit
1041
00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:27,082
that she likes to
eat, that disgusting
1042
00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:28,214
Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Get it, get it, get it!
1043
00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,129
- [Hope] LA shit she likes.
1044
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,739
Where the hell would you
keep something like that?
1045
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:32,914
Oh, the fridge!
1046
00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:34,263
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
1047
00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:37,223
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1048
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,398
- Okay, okay, okay.
1049
00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:39,094
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1050
00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:40,313
- What?
1051
00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,531
- Are you sure?
1052
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,403
- Yes. We have to try something.
1053
00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:44,404
Okay?
1054
00:43:44,404 --> 00:43:45,405
- Okay, okay, okay.
1055
00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,101
- Don't be a baby.
1056
00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:47,407
Okay.
1057
00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:48,974
Here we go.
1058
00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:51,237
[tense music]
1059
00:43:51,237 --> 00:43:53,456
Hey, asshole! Come get it!
1060
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:59,288
[alligator growls]
1061
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,551
Oh! Okay!
1062
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:06,731
[ominous music]
1063
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:13,651
[hoop rattles]
1064
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,353
- Oh my God, Pearce! Ew!
1065
00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:22,616
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
1066
00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:25,358
[tense music]
1067
00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:28,143
[ominous music]
1068
00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:31,712
- Huh, shit. Gators
like tahini dip.
1069
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:32,931
- [Hope] Oh, thank God.
1070
00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,846
- Come on, come on, come on.
1071
00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:37,239
- [Sarah] Oh, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
1072
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,414
- Yeah!
- Come on, come on!
1073
00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,764
Get in there! Get in the car!
1074
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,287
[Sarah screams]
1075
00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,462
- úShit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit,
1076
00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,203
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
1077
00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:45,639
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1078
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:46,727
- Oh, she made it!
1079
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,381
- Yes!
- She made it!
1080
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,425
- Okay!
1081
00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:52,428
[suspenseful music]
1082
00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:56,563
- I think I insulted
it with the dip.
1083
00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:57,651
- Oh my God.
1084
00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,483
Oh my God. The keys.
1085
00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:06,138
[ominous music]
1086
00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:07,400
- Oh. Oh, shit.
1087
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,314
- [Sam] Uh.
1088
00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:09,837
- Oh my God.
1089
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:10,795
[Sarah yelps]
[alligator growls]
1090
00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:12,492
Shit. Oh my God, shit.
1091
00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:14,015
Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
1092
00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:17,062
I promise I'll return
my gator handbag.
1093
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:19,760
[Sarah gasping]
1094
00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:21,806
Okay, Sarah.
1095
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,634
You can do this.
You can do this.
1096
00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:29,683
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music]
1097
00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:38,300
[alligator growls]
1098
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:43,218
[Sarah panting]
[foreboding music continues]
1099
00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:44,524
[alligator growls]
[tense music]
1100
00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:47,353
[Sarah screaming]
1101
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:48,223
- Oh, God!
1102
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:50,704
Help me move the couch.
1103
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,358
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
1104
00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:54,142
- Okay.
1105
00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,665
[Sam grunts]
1106
00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:56,492
You got it?
1107
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,407
- [Hope] Yeah.
1108
00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,627
- Okay, okay. Now pull it.
1109
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,372
Okay. Okay.
1110
00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:16,469
Is it bizarrely quiet?
1111
00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:22,214
- Why isn't it trying to get in?
1112
00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:23,998
- Maybe the dip killed it.
1113
00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:26,740
- I can't fucking believe
this is happening.
1114
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:28,742
- Better them than us, right?
1115
00:46:28,742 --> 00:46:30,048
- Yeah.
1116
00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:31,527
- Right?
1117
00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:32,354
- Are you kidding me?
1118
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:33,225
- Shit, shit.
1119
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:37,272
[crickets chirping]
1120
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:45,933
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
1121
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:50,938
- I didn't even wanna
fucking be here, okay?
1122
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,548
My mom guilt tripped
me into coming
1123
00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:54,463
so I could get to
know Chad better.
1124
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,945
Why did I listen?
I could be home.
1125
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:02,123
Instead, I am in the
fucking redneck riviera,
1126
00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:04,604
hiding from a man-eating gator!
1127
00:47:04,604 --> 00:47:07,346
- I didn't even want
to be here either.
1128
00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:08,956
- At least they're your friends.
1129
00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:11,089
Well, they were.
1130
00:47:12,438 --> 00:47:13,743
- I mean, not really.
1131
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:16,921
Those guys are fucking assholes.
1132
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:20,359
I don't even like them, and
they sound dumb as shit.
1133
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:21,926
- So why did you come?
1134
00:47:23,188 --> 00:47:24,058
- I, uh...
1135
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,192
I heard you were coming.
1136
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:31,544
- But you didn't even know me.
1137
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:35,765
- Chad kinda showed
me a picture of you,
1138
00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:39,334
and I may have stalked
your Instagram.
1139
00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,597
- You did?
1140
00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:43,469
- Yeah.
1141
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:47,125
I don't even know why I'm
admitting this right now.
1142
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,605
It's probably 'cause we're both
gonna die tonight, but yeah.
1143
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,175
- That's kind of creepy.
1144
00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:58,049
- Sorry.
1145
00:47:58,049 --> 00:47:59,180
- But cute.
1146
00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:02,792
[gentle music]
1147
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:34,650
[alligator growls]
[Sam gasps]
1148
00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:36,087
- Oh, God.
1149
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:42,528
[crickets chirping]
1150
00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:56,281
[foreboding music]
1151
00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:03,331
[birds chirping]
1152
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:22,002
[ominous music]
[alligator growls]
1153
00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:39,933
[gentle music]
1154
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:52,076
[Sam gasps]
[mysterious music]
1155
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:53,251
Hey. Wake up.
1156
00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,252
- What, what, what, what, what?
1157
00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:55,557
- We fell asleep.
1158
00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:57,864
- Shit.
1159
00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,431
- [Sam] Yeah.
1160
00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:00,910
- I was hoping this was
all just a nightmare.
1161
00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:03,174
- Yeah, me too.
1162
00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:06,742
- How long were we out?
1163
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,440
- A few hours or so.
1164
00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:13,271
- Do you think it's
still out there?
1165
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:16,883
I mean, maybe it gave
up and it went away.
1166
00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:17,797
- Maybe.
1167
00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:22,236
[playful music]
1168
00:50:28,590 --> 00:50:31,071
- Oh. I'll go check.
1169
00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:32,029
- Yeah. Thank you.
1170
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:37,295
[foreboding music]
1171
00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,733
- Okay.
1172
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:41,647
It's fine.
1173
00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:45,303
[tense music]
[Sam gasps]
1174
00:50:45,303 --> 00:50:46,217
- What?
1175
00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:48,001
[Sam screams]
1176
00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,568
- [Sam] Holy shit!
1177
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,920
- So?
1178
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,703
- Yeah, so it was just
right outside the window,
1179
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:55,574
waiting for us.
1180
00:50:55,574 --> 00:50:56,444
- Fuck!
1181
00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:57,619
- [Sam] Yeah.
1182
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,186
- And Sarah, I mean, is she-
1183
00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:01,232
- Dead, arm severed,
keys in her hand.
1184
00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:02,537
I think we're fucked.
1185
00:51:02,537 --> 00:51:04,452
- Well, what is it doing?
1186
00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:06,019
- Oh, you know, it's like
regular alligator stuff,
1187
00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:07,586
just floating through the air,
1188
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,109
circling the corpse
of our best friend.
1189
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,632
- Did you see anyone
else out there?
1190
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,287
- No, no. I'm pretty
sure it ate them all.
1191
00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:14,114
- Fuck!
1192
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:19,163
- Yeah.
1193
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:20,512
- The keys.
1194
00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,427
- What?
1195
00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,516
- The keys. You said the keys
are still in Sarah's hand.
1196
00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,474
- Yeah. Her bloody,
disgusting, severed hand.
1197
00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:29,477
- Okay, okay, so then
what if we distract it?
1198
00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:30,957
- We give it her other hand!
1199
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:31,871
- No.
1200
00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:35,440
We lead it outside and
then we make a break for it
1201
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,442
and we grab the keys and we
just get the fuck out of here.
1202
00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:38,965
- No, no, no, no,
no. That didn't work.
1203
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,488
We already tried that.
1204
00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:42,099
Remember, with the
vegan Goop tahini dip?
1205
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,230
He doesn't want that.
He's too smart for it.
1206
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:45,102
He wants us. He wants meat.
1207
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,668
- Okay, well, we have
to try something,
1208
00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:48,714
or else we're gonna
end up like them.
1209
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,933
- I like my hands.
I want two hands.
1210
00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:53,110
- I know, so I
need you to think.
1211
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,372
- The Bluetooth speaker!
1212
00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:55,373
- What?
1213
00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:56,200
- Get the speaker.
1214
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,201
- [Hope] Okay.
1215
00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:59,333
- What if we somehow
1216
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,161
connect our phone and
play some loud-ass song
1217
00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,510
and we throw it out this door?
1218
00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,425
The gator thinks it's us.
1219
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,948
Distracts it long enough
for us to get to the car.
1220
00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:07,167
- Holy shit. That
might actually work.
1221
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,777
You're a genius. I love you.
1222
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:11,302
Okay, okay, okay. God,
these fucking things.
1223
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:16,089
- [Speaker] Connecting to
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
1224
00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,656
- It's still connected
to his phone!
1225
00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:18,657
- Hurry up!
1226
00:52:18,657 --> 00:52:20,528
- Okay, okay, okay.
1227
00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:23,009
- [Speaker] Disconnecting
King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
1228
00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:24,184
- Oh, yeah, nice.
1229
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:27,361
[suspenseful music]
1230
00:52:27,361 --> 00:52:28,536
- Hurry!
1231
00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,016
- [Hope] Okay, okay, okay.
1232
00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,974
- [Speaker] Connecting
to Hope iPhone.
1233
00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:32,975
- Oh, oh, oh.
1234
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,194
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
1235
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:35,761
Are you ready? Are you ready?
1236
00:52:35,761 --> 00:52:37,328
- No, no, no. Get
it, get it, get it.
1237
00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,459
- Okay, okay, okay.
Shit, the speaker.
1238
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:39,286
I got it, I got it, I got it.
1239
00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,461
Are you ready?
1240
00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:41,941
- [Sam] Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
1241
00:52:41,941 --> 00:52:43,508
- Wait.
1242
00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:45,945
[tender music]
1243
00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:47,468
- What was that for?
1244
00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:50,036
- That's in case
you get eaten alive.
1245
00:52:51,472 --> 00:52:53,431
Oh!
1246
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:55,607
- That's for good luck. I've
never kissed anyone before.
1247
00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:56,521
- Oh!
1248
00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:58,436
Oh. Okay.
1249
00:52:58,436 --> 00:52:59,263
- Let's do it.
1250
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,177
- Right!
1251
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:03,441
Hey, asshole, come get it!
1252
00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,312
[lively music]
♪ Come on
1253
00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:06,879
♪ Seems to me some things
I've seen about the scenery ♪
1254
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,141
♪ I can't believe
1255
00:53:08,141 --> 00:53:09,316
- Go, go, go!
- Okay, okay!
1256
00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:10,926
[Sam and Hope shout]
1257
00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:12,885
[vocalist indistinctly rapping]
1258
00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:15,104
♪ Too bad you too mad
'cause you trash ♪
1259
00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,803
♪ Two Mexicans sneaking
through the border ♪
1260
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:21,154
♪ She rep me like she
looking for more ♪
1261
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:23,461
♪ Gatekeeper gotta go
harder, I'm too hot ♪
1262
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:27,508
[tense music]
[alligator growls]
1263
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:30,381
- Get the keys! Get the keys!
1264
00:53:30,381 --> 00:53:31,382
- Sarah!
1265
00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:33,993
[foreboding music]
1266
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,081
[Sam whimpers]
1267
00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:36,561
- I'm sorry, Sarah!
1268
00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,084
Okay, okay, okay.
1269
00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:39,520
- [Sam] Hurry! Hurry!
1270
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,087
- [Hope] Oh my God. Oh my God.
1271
00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:42,567
- Hurry, throw me the
keys! Throw me the keys!
1272
00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:44,133
- [Hope] Her fingers
are still clutching it.
1273
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,657
- Just throw me the arm!
It's a push to start!
1274
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,963
- Okay, okay, okay,
okay. Okay, ready?
1275
00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:49,138
Here we go. Are you ready?
1276
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:50,618
Are you ready? Here we go.
1277
00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:52,098
Oh my God.
1278
00:53:52,098 --> 00:53:53,578
[Hope cheers]
[Sam groans]
1279
00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:55,188
Oh my God. Oh my God.
1280
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:57,973
[Sam groans]
[tense music]
1281
00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:58,974
Oh, oh, oh.
1282
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:07,156
[footsteps echoing]
[ominous music]
1283
00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,863
[footsteps booming]
1284
00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:27,438
[dramatic music]
[alligator growling]
1285
00:54:29,222 --> 00:54:31,311
- Holy fucking shit.
1286
00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:34,401
- Sam, get us the
fuck out of here now!
1287
00:54:34,401 --> 00:54:37,709
[Sam gasps]
[tense music]
1288
00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:40,015
[alligator growls]
1289
00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:45,064
[Hope screams]
[tense music]
1290
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:52,332
- [Speaker] Battery at
3%. Reducing volume.
1291
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:55,683
[tense music continues]
1292
00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,734
- Wait. He stopped.
1293
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:03,604
He's giving up.
1294
00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:04,431
- What?
1295
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:05,998
- Look!
1296
00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:08,305
- [Speaker] Battery
at 1%. Powering down.
1297
00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:11,873
- What the hell am
I even looking at?
1298
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,270
- It shrunk. Oh my God.
1299
00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:20,708
[Sam chuckles]
1300
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:21,927
- I can't believe it!
1301
00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,145
- How is that even possible?
1302
00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:24,321
- Who cares? We did it.
1303
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,322
We really fucking did it!
1304
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,497
[Sam and Hope chuckle]
1305
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:27,367
- Mwah.
1306
00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:30,065
- What was that one for?
1307
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:32,851
- That's a taste of
what's gonna happen later.
1308
00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:34,113
- [Sam] I like
the sound of that.
1309
00:55:34,113 --> 00:55:35,723
- [Hope] Yeah! Woo!
1310
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:40,641
[playful music]
1311
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,953
[peaceful music]
Sam?
1312
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,171
- [Sam] Yeah?
1313
00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,738
- [Hope] That's not my hand.
1314
00:55:50,738 --> 00:55:52,479
- [Sam] Oh, fuck!
1315
00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,439
[foreboding music]
1316
00:55:56,831 --> 00:55:59,791
[alligator growls]
1317
00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:03,882
[tense music]
1318
00:56:45,227 --> 00:56:48,622
[tense music continues]
1319
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:33,667
[tense music continues]
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