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Previously, on
"Winter House"...

Welcome, Rhylee.

Jason!

- This is Aesha.
- Hi.

Will you take a cute picture
with me, please?

Alex's baseline personality
is flirtation.

Every time I go to talk
to Jordan,

you're just like...
[mumbling]

Maybe you should find out,
like, how the world works.

Jesus----ing Christ, bro.

Sex and feelings--
I wanted them to be separate.

- We're good, right?
- Yeah, we're square.

So, you come here often?

Katie seems
instantly likeable.

Whoo!

Did have a problem
with the name.

It feels like,
completely disrespectable.

Because your ex-wife
is called Katie?

Yeah.

♪

Now, we have a party.

Hey!

I just wanna kiss someone tonight.

I haven't kissed someone
in seven months.

Shove your tongue
in something, girl.

[laughing]

Why won't you
penetrate Katie?

Oh, no.
[groans]

- Oh, Floody.
- Floody.

- Sorry.
- Floody.

Why does my name have to
ruin the moment every time?

I'm leaving.
I can't deal.

- Change your name, Katie.
- I hate it.

Horrible name.

Hey, mom, thanks for
cockblocking me tonight.

Thanks for cockblocking me
31 years ago.

I feel like
I need to leave.

I'm also going upstairs
to party.

I'm going upstairs, too.

When you first kissed me,
my name was Katie then.

My name's still Katie now.

Maybe it's a copout

for some, like, feelings
that were starting to emerge,

and I wanted to bury 'em
back down.

No, no feelings.
You're not here for feelings.

I'm just kinda
struggling to understand

why it's so hot and cold.

It's like an arbitrary rule
that I implemented on myself

for no reason, I guess,
you know.

[sighs]

We're back.

Oh.

There's--

♪

What's your DJ name?

Jordy Jor.

What should my DJ name be?
Cookie Monster?

- Kah.
- Deejay Kah.

♪

I am----ing loving
the vibes. Like, it's--

Dude,
it's a positivity vortex.

Dude, must be
the elevation.

We're in a new world.
It must be.

[laughing]
- The hole's too big.

You both are two
badass alpha women.

That's why we don't
get talked to.

That's why we don't
get males.

Why? 'Cause people here
are schmucks? They don't--

Yeah, they're all
mountain men.

I wouldn't call myself
a ladies man,

but, um, I love women.

You're Jewish?
[speaking foreign language]

And I think
it's, uh, mutual.

[laughing]
- I was just trying to relate.

You got panties
on under there?

I do.

I had to give
Casey my panties.

She was like, "I don't have
any clean underwear."

I was like...
- Oh, that's what we're seeing.

Yeah, you would've seen
a lot more cooch.

Same.

I think I'm open to...

whatever comes to me
was meant for me,

and if it doesn't come,
it doesn't come.

I wish somebody
would come.

[chuckles]
Literally, figuratively,

all the words,
but if it doesn't happen,

I'm not gonna force it.

[groans]
- How's the other Tom?

Is he doin' all right?
- Huh? He's not doing great.

I mean, when I saw CNN
carrying a headline,

I said, "Something's wrong."
- Dude, "Rolling Stone," too.

It's like...
Scandoval they call it.

It's just sh---y
all the way around.

- Get up here!
- All right. All right.

[screaming]

I gotta
meet your new girl.

Gizelle?
She's a housewife of Potomac.

Oh, really?

Sorry.
I just got so excited.

I can't hear sh--.
The music's so----ing loud.

Well, your look is shining
brighter than everything here.

Thank you.
What are you----ers doing?

Talkin' about
Jason's love life?

Your favorite person
in the whole world.

- What?
- Gizelle.

Oh, she's my favorite person
in the whole world?

- Of course.
- Right.

I'm not
not a fan of Gizelle.

She--
I just don't think she--

I think she thinks
I'm gross.

Wait,
you guys have history?

On her podcast,
her and Robyn talked about

how I was in the bathroom
without my shoes on.

One of those
"Summer House" girls

was walking around barefoot

and walked into
the bathroom.

Eww, oh, gosh. Eww...

And I want everybody to know
this is not a thing.

Stop it.
- That is so disgusting.

There's so much urine
and dirt on the floor.

- Disgusting. Disgusting. Yes.
- That is so gross.

I wasn't licking the floor.
I wasn't like...

I already talked to Kyle.
We're goin' on a double date.

- Amazing. I can't wait.
- I'm so excited.

Oh, I won't wear my shoes.

Hannah, hey.

This is Hannah.
She's our ski instructor.

She's dope as [BLEEP].

We are all three on prowl.

I kissed him already.

Fabio?

Nailed it, dude.

Fabio.

Click, click.

Come on, Jenny.

Boom. [BLEEP].

- Floody!
- Huh?

- Okay.
- Someone's in here.

- I'm gonna piss myself.
- Same.

Tom-- this guy
is gonna drive me

God in----ing-sane.

[groans]
- Here's the thing,

I actually love people
but not right now.

[toilet flushes]

It's like I'm not
a----in' little bitch.

Like...

I love people 90% of the time,
but the other 10%,

which I'm in right now--
- I'm opposite.

Oh, you...
[laughing]

I am not going down
in this jacket.

Come on, girl.

Come on, Danielle!
Come on, Danielle!

[cheering]

Comin' in hot.
[laughing]

For any purpose,
I'm like--

- No, but I do love--
- You look----in' hot.

Thank you.

It's amazing what a little
mascara can do.

Wait, he looks like the guy
from "Toy Story."

[laughing]
- Woody.

- He looks like Andy.
- Woody?

Yo, are these real?

Make a gym in Denver,
and I will go.

- You're not invited.
- I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna call my Uber.
- See, the door.

- My Uber's here?
- I already called it.

Right here,
we'll go to my room.

What?

♪

Hmm?

Okay.

♪

[text message
notification dings]

Oh, I found the top.

Yeah, we're doing it.

- Are those your real eyes?
- Yeah. Get a closer look.

Who?

I know.

Ahh!

Your----in' ass is out,
and it looks good,

so you gotta show everyone.

I keep getting lime
in my hair.

I sunburnt--
there's two tan lines

where I burnt the [BLEEP]--
- You can't tell.
You can't tell.

No, I think
you're beautiful.

I do think you're beautiful.

Okay, deal.

[laughing]

Onwards
and upwards, queen.

What the [BLEEP] is that?
Oh, God!

Was that move always there?

That was a----ing
phenomenal move.

I'm gonna make out
with someone.

Who the [BLEEP] are you
making out with?

You'll see.

- Funnel me! Funnel me!
- No.

- Where's my shot?
- I had one for you.

Give me the Casamigos.

Do I have something
in my hair, again?

Yeah.

♪

Oh, wow.

I broke my spell.

Who is this girl?

I made out with Hannah.

Why do I feel
a little bit jealous?

Malia kissed somebody.
Malia kissed somebody.

This would not be the first
time I've kissed a girl

or a girl named Hannah.
[laughing]

[BLEEP] it.
Why can't you give Schwartz

some advice about this?

You have experiences
with two Hannahs.

Yeah.

He can have experiences
with two Katies.

No, I'm definitely straight,

but I'll just have fun.

[BLEEP].
Where is my coat?

We should go
upstairs, though.

Have you guys
seen my jacket? Sorry.

- Hi, Casey.
- Which one?

Did anyone see,
like, a big one?

- Is it furry?
- Yeah.

Why are people
down here now?

All right, let's scare
everyone back upstairs.

We need bouncer people.

- Magnificent.
- That's pretty gnarly, though.

Wait, let me
get mine in here.

I don't need to
compete with that.

You just peed
on----ing shoe.

Did not.

Dude you can't hit the wire.
- So, he's pissing on himself.

Dude, you pissed
on yourself.

Listen, I lost
all my steam.

My steam is pumping,
right now.

Are you feeling the girls
in the house?

Well, I was until I realized
that they're all not feeling me.

Listen, shooting your shot
is part of the deal.

You just----ing
keep shooting.

I have unlimited ammo.

Come on.
- You got this.

I know, I know.

- Hmm?
- I know.

You're dangerous.

It'd be really interesting
to try to [BLEEP] with me,

wouldn't it?

Who?

You two?

Obviously.

Can I-- uh, Instagram
is the best way

to stay in touch with me.

I'm walking on
thin ice everywhere.

I can sense, you know, her
watching me a little bit more.

I can sense the jealousy
and the anger,

and that's usually when you
start to lose me a little bit.

I start bowing out
a bit, I think.

Oh, my----ing God.

Drop the knife,
please, before we chat.

No, I can't.
I can't.

Drop it.

[sighs]

Lord help me.

Coming up...

Katie?

[kissing sounds]

♪

Dude, this song is
kinda----ing dope.

Wait, what's going on?
Wait, you look angry.

- I'm just a little--
- What happened?

He-- who was he talking to?

Someone I have
no idea who it is,

and I'm just like...

I'm kinda wingmaning,
and I wanna set this up.

Yeah, set us up.
Let's go.

- Like, respect me.
- Right.

That's it.

Can you help me
find my jacket?

Have you really not be
able to find your jacket?

I have actually
no idea where it is.

Hold my hand.
I like holding hands.

- You have good taste.
- Of course, I do.

- Ladies, how are we feeling?
- Wait, I thought

you guys went down
for a snooze.

I wish I did,
but, no, we didn't.

- Yeah.
- Wait, what? What?

What's the matter?
- I just needed to vent.

I did a venting moment.
- Okay, okay, okay.

Dani, more?
[sighs]

Where's your jacket?
Did you hang it up?

Okay, once you-- okay,
if I give you the scenario,

will you tell me
if I'm crazy or not?

Yeah.

I was having sex
with Alex downstairs.

We come back upstairs.

He's, like, talking to
another girl, whatever.

Give me a second.

I'm putting myself in
your shoes for one second.

Yeah, no, I'd be pissed.

I feel like this
is a quicker answer.

I know. Okay, but--
'cause I'm married,

so I'm, like, I feel
differently about sh--.

- He has ignored her.
- She just had sex with Alex.

- I-- no. Yes, hold on.
- All right. I gotta go.

I gotta go. Sorry.
- No, wait.

Danielle, don't
be upset with me.

No, I'm pissed.
Okay, I can't.

That's annoying.
That's----ing annoying.

It should take two seconds.

Wait, I don't know
why she has to be mad at me.

This is not
that difficult.

This is exactly what
happened the other night

when, like, her and Alex,
like, were getting into it.

- I think--
- It felt like she felt

differently, and he thought
it was more casual.

I just didn't wanna,
like, fire her up.

Yeah.

I mean, based off of
what Danielle has just

come out of
in her relationship,

I can understand
why Danielle would be

a little more sensitive,

but this is, like,
a friends with benefits.

There's nothing more there.
It's just supposed to be fun.

I would just let him
do his thing.

Danielle and I are
very different in a lot of ways.

I need a drink.

All right.
Let's go get a drink.

So, it's hard to see
where she's coming from.

But, also, was he
flirting with Hannah

because then that's
nothing to worry about?

- Danielle?
- Uh, I can't with everyone.

I don't think that
I'm equipped for this life.

Come sit down.
What's going on?

I mean, he's, like,
talking to someone else.

It just bothers me.

There's nothing
big happening.

I think that's disrespectful
that he had sex with you,

and he's trying to have sex
with other people here.

Well, I don't think he's
trying-- oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't think that
this was happening.

I just, like, don't know
who he is talking to.

He's not trying to
have sex with anybody.

He doesn't want
anything serious.

- I don't care anymore.
- Yes.

But not wanting
something serious

and having sex with someone
and then straight up

going and hitting on
someone else--

He's not hitting on anyone.
He's talking to people.

- You know what I mean?
- Schwartz,

that's how people
hit on each other.

I think it's disrespectful.

Did I jinx-- did I jinx it?

'Cause I think I remember
a specific moment

during one of
our pillow talks.

I was like, "You guys
are perfect, right now."

I love your
and Danielle's chemistry,

up front, simple,
just happy go lucky.

I don't think
this little tiff,

this little
baby drunken roadblock,

is gonna prevent them
from getting back

to their glory phase,
you know.

- We're good.
- Danielle is a bad
- ing bitch,

and she doesn't care.
Let's go.

- You smell good.
- Don't say that to me.

- You smell nice.
- That's a start.

- Do I smell better?
- Yeah, you do.

We're kicking people out.

Hey, guys, everyone
has gotta go!

Everyone, we loved
having you so much,

but we are wrapping it up!

If you don't live here,
bye, Felicia!

Whoo!

You guys gotta go.

The night is young.

Holy sh--, you guys.

I'm not going
to sleep at all.

I'm not the one.

I just have never met
someone like that.

In front of my face.

I don't understand.
Like, why would you do that?

Wait, wait, don't let him
treat you like that.

Right. That's why
I'm just like-like,

I had sex with him
20 minutes before that.

No, no.

[BLEEP] off, dude.

I'm really trying
not to be crazy,

but it's really
- ing cra--

like, I'm gonna act
crazy in a second.

Sorry, Aesha.

This is not the greatest time
for you to meet me

'cause I'm gonna----ing
blow this mother----er down.

- Okay, okay.
- Nothing to do with you, dude.

- Okay.
- Yeah,

no-nothing to do with you, dude.
- Okay.

I'm just gonna go.
- I found it! Oh, my God!

In the pantry.
- No! Ahh!

I'm pretty accustomed
to dealing with

passionate behavior
from women,

but this is
just, like, so blatant,

and, like, maybe I can do
without all of this chaos.

- That felt really
- ing good.

Oh, I feel
so much better.

I'm gonna go change
into my jam-jams.

- Okay, same.
- All right.

- And I might take a nap.
- No.

- No, I'm not.
- No, come back.

I think it looks better
with the shades on.

[laughing]

I wanna get rid of this anger
I have towards Tom, right now.

For me, the minute
someone says my name,

he has a physical reaction.

Like, I don't know
what I can do about this.

I'm, like, I see when
he lets his guard down,

and I see
your guys' chemistry.

Dude, Jason
is in the house.

I mean, Tom knew
the name similarities
on day one.

Is it a convenient
excuse for Tom,

who is probably a little
scared of this Katie

and the Katie back home?

I'm done with you
disrespecting me.

Get the [BLEEP]
out of my face.

Probably.

I cannot imagine
being Tom, right now,

having to go right back to L.A.
to film this reunion.

That sounds horrible.

It sucks.

Where you been?

In the depths of despair.

The depths of despair.

I've been in
a bad situation.

Thanks.
- You okay?

You know, the dick is
so----ing great,

but then he, like,
wants to talk to a girl

right in front of me.

Have you talked at all
after that?

No, I've just been
icing him out.

Yeah.

Like, it literally
just happened.

Where's he at?

I hope he's, like,
in a gutter somewhere, honestly.

I still like him,
but damn...

I'm so hungry.

Come on, ladies.
This is a vibe check.

- Lay down.
- Come on, baby girl.

Rhylee, take my
pants off, too.

Got it.

ing chaps are
hard to get off, eh?

You work so hard
on the boat.

This is what happens
when you're a guest.

Yeah.

What's happening?

[sighs]

- Oh, Schwartzy.
- Schwartzy.

Where is Alex?
He's been gone for years.

I haven't seen him.
I thought that was him.

I'm a little
worried about him.

You got water right there.

This is the first time ever

you've wanted to
get into my bed.

No, this is, like--

this is pissing me off
tonight, Tom.

Huh?

What the [BLEEP], Tom?
Her name is Katie.

So what?

It's not the end
of the world.

You're kinda being an asshole. Stop.

I wanna go to bed.

[hiccups]

- Kyle, time for bed.
- All right.

Let's get to bed.

I miss Sam,
so I wanna invite her out.

Seeing these crazy situations
of everyone in the house,

I think it makes me realize
how good I have it with Sam,

right now.
[hiccups]

[BLEEP].

[hiccups]

[kissing sounds]

♪

Katie?

Katie?

[kissing sounds]

[kissing sounds]

[kissing sounds]

Katie?

Can I just have
my contacts case?

Thank you.

[kissing sounds]

- Show me your nipples.
- My nipples are right here.

I missed 'em.

[kissing sounds]

[kissing sounds]

Wait, you can come in.

She just, like, went,
and she came in, and she, like,

parted us since we were--
'cause we were, like,

rolling around.
Just sat down like this.

She took a pee
just like this.

And I don't think she--
she didn't acknowledge

our existence.

I'm all for them
finally getting together,

but did they have to do it
in the middle of the night

in the bathroom

when I'm bursting
to go to toilet?

After that,
then we're like, okay,

this moment is over.

No.

From what I remember,
there was no nudity.

- It was hot and heavy.
- But PG-13 maybe.

PG rated--
is that what it is?

CMI.

[laughing]

Okay, like, R-15.
I don't know.

Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

I'm not mad about it.
Wasn't mad about it at all.

Yeah.

Can't believe you're trying to
cuddle with me again.

[sighs]
This is typical-typical.

Don't----ing blast me
out to the universe.

Typical Floody always
trying to cuddle with me.

♪

[sighs]

What's the state?

- Really?
- Let's get room service.

Oh, my God, yes.

Wait, who the [BLEEP]
cleaned the kitchen last night?

Uh, well, we cleaned it,
like, after everyone left.

- I know.
- And then we made--

and then we made it dirty, again.

[snoring]

It's crazy how quickly
this house can possess you.

I've become one of them
in a matter of hours.

I did have a very good time,

but I wanna
get out of this house

as quickly
as I possibly can.

Good morning.

- Aesha!
- Aesha!

- Hi.
- Wait, are you leaving?

- Come on in. Are you leaving?
- Hello.

Are you trying to make
a break for it, right now?

- Yes.
- What?

You're an animal.

I had such a good time
with you guys.

- Safe travels home.
- Bye, darling.

Muah.
- Thank you. Muah.

Love you lots.
- Love you.

Find my iPhone.

I cannot get my rings off
my----ing--

- You're swollen?
- My body is so swollen.

Find my iPhone.

Looking for your
iPhone 13 Pro Max.

[phone ringing]

Oh, [BLEEP] off.
Casey, your phone.

I was cursing the day
you were born last night.

I think I had a knife
in my hand, at one point.

I have that
effect on people.

Yeah.
Life is hard.

- That was kind of a wild--
- Wild, wild day.

I upset Danielle,
at one point, very briefly.

I want her to, like,
have fun and, like,

enjoy herself here.
- Yeah.

But I don't want her, like,
huffing and puffing around.

Obviously, like, the breakup
for her is still kinda fresh.

She was hopeful that
they might get back together.

Yeah.

And now, she knows that,
like, that's not happening.

I know.
If she kinda keeps acting out,

she's gonna, like,
scare Alex away.

But, also, Alex maybe
shouldn't be, like,

putting his pee in her vee
and then, like--

Like, mid-party.

And then just, like,
talking to

all the other women
in the house right after.

Coming up.

I'm eager to get my onesie on.
[clears throat]

It's okay.
We're happy to bear witness.

So, you said
you're making brunch?

- Yes.
- What are you making?

Pancakes, bacon, eggs--
we gotta make some taters.

I'm helping.
I'm a guest chef.

- Oh, I'm so hungry.
- Aesha, what a dream.

- Where is Aesha?
- Aesha is so--

- Great energy.
- Is she still here?

- Big dick energy.
- Honestly, I think,

towards the end of the night,
where-- is she here?

No, she left this morning.

I still feel bad
for calling her a cucumber

and not a kiwi.
[laughing]

Morning, Katie.

Oh, my God,
this place is so gross.

Oh, my God.

Hey, brother, sorry I have
to leave you guys tonight.

- Yeah, what the [BLEEP], man?
- It's not cool.

It's a little musty in here.
[laughing]

It smells like cigarettes.
Did you guys smoke in here?

- No, we just had sex.
- No.

Oh.

Going back home, there's
this thing that I'm dreading.

It's called
a "Vanderpump Rules" reunion.

James, since most of the
women are angry

with Sandoval and Schwartz,
does that now mean

that you are the number one guy
in the group?

It's not hard to, like,
compete when I'm working

with Schwartz and a clown.

There is a reckoning
waiting for me.

Everyone is under the assumption
that I'm team Sandoval,

mister co-conspirator
to the affair,

but it's just--
it's not true.

Okay, uh, I guess there's
child locks on these f----ers.

[laughing]

Are those
Rhylee's tit marks?

Oh, my God, I just
remembered that.

What?
- Rhylee, what the [BLEEP]?

No. Oh, my God.

I'm just gonna rinse off
all the bad----ing decisions.

So, I have videos
on my phone from 6 p.m.

of wild sh-- happening.

- Dude...
- From 6 p.m. on?

Uh, are you cleaning up
around here?

I'm just glad that everyone,
like, got into it, you know.

It was the best.

Are you sad about
Tom leaving?

I'm so sad.

Obviously, I have, like,
a high school crush.

I saw you guys in the
bathroom together

at the end of the night.
[laughing]

Hooking up in the bathroom
is-is a choice.

I was like I don't
wanna interrupt anything,

but I also just really need
to take my contacts out.

[laughing]
- Good for you.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- You----ing earned that.
- I did.

You've been
working hard for it.

I've never put so effort
into something

in my Goddamn life.
- Good for you.

- It was--
- Went from not being able

to say your name to--
- Still can't.

We're not-- we're not
over that part yet.

He's gonna start
screaming it.

[laughing]

- Hey, Kyle, how's it going?
- Yo.

I'm in desperate need of
a shower.

- Oh, wow, those look sexy.
- I know.

Greetings.

She's not just a snack,
over here looking like a meal.

I am hungry now.

We're making brunch,
and onesies.

- Nice.
- Are we?

Brunch makes me feel nice
'cause it's reminiscent

of my childhood
and growing up.

It was the one meal that
me and my parents

would have every weekend.

Pancakes, breakfast taters...
- Yes.

I was 17 when
my mom passed,

and brunch is my favorite meal
ever since.

Donuts...
- I'll chop.

I'll peel and chop these up.
- Yes.

My mom loved onesies,

like an oversized,
fully covered to the neck,

to the toe vibe.

How do you want
these potatoes?

With onions
and a little bit of pepper

and a little bit
of garlic.

You got it.

Oh, God, I keep forgetting
how bright it is out here.

Yeah.

This is a spread
today, guys.

Y'all better be eating.
[laughing]

And if you're not,
we're gonna fix that.

We'll fix that.

Has anyone even attempted
to clean up outside?

Yeah, Danielle is
doing it, right now.

Sorry, horsey.

- Taking the trash out.
- Wait, take note.

He's-he's doing it.
He's doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
[laughing]

We're doing slippers
and some onesies.

[gasps]
- Oh, I love this.

So, then you're gonna do
some patches and iron them on.

Oh, my God, this is finally
something I can [BLEEP] with.

Oh, wow.

And then there's
some letters, too,

if you wanna, like,
do your name.

- I'm ready when you are.
- I need something funny

to put on my butt.

You should put, uh,
some dingle cherries

on your butt.
- I like that.

Dude, you are an artist,
to be honest.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I owe you a big spoon.
- You do.

- You're distracting me, again.
- Sorry.

I'm eager to get
my onesie on.

It's okay.
We're happy to bear witness.

Baby, I love compliments.

I deserve them.
I've earned them.

Alex is very generous
with compliments.

He gives
everybody compliments.

This is not special
for Jordan.

This is just how Alex is.

I'm just gonna say it.
You're so hot.

I'm interacting with him
like I interact

with everybody else here.

However, I don't know what
Danielle is thinking.

She is not letting me in.

[humming]

Coming up...

Are you real?
I can't believe you're here.

Aww.

Oh, Schwartzy.
[laughing]

Okay.

- What time are you leaving?
- Oh, my God, in an hour.

[BLEEP].

I feel bad, though.
- Why?

'Cause I'm gonna go home
and get refreshed

and be healthy.

By the time you come back,
we're actually corpses.

You guys are
gonna be zombies.

I'm gonna taxidermy
everyone, though,

so even though we died,
you can still talk to us.

- Look at all this food.
- Okay, so, where is our server?

We're gonna be
elbowing each other.

Yeah, I was saving
this seat for Brian

because he's short.
- [BLEEP] you.

- We're digging in?
- If there weren't potatoes,

I would be so disappointed.

That would never happen
at one of my brunches.

- Thank you, Jordan.
- Yeah, Jordan, great idea.

Thank you, Jordan.
[cheers and applause]

- Yes, Jordan!
- And Jason.

- Jason.
- And Jason.

I feel like we haven't done
a-a true sit-down, like, brunch

the last couple winters.
- No.

Did you guys do a lot
of brunches in your house

in Martha's Vineyard?
- No.

We did have one brunch.

It was actually
my celibacy brunch.

I'm rooting for you to
be excited about somebody.

Until somebody
makes me excited,

I'm not leaving
my comfort zone.

I was celebrating
a year of celibacy.

- Involuntary or voluntary?
- Voluntarily, yeah.

To me,
when I'm having sex,

it's like an exchange
of energy.

- A hundred percent.
- And I just can't--

I can't do it casually.
- Got it.

I'm just not that person
that can handle that.

I don't share.

Main character.

- That part.
- Yeah.

You gotta get you
at least a make out.

- That would be nice.
- There was no one yesterday

that tick-tickled
your fancy?

Who? Who?

Brian, are you gonna
tell us about how you made out

with a chick?
- Her and I did, like,

a little kitchen action.

I'm not trying to brag
about hooking up with a rando

that came to the house.

I saw the hat in
front of the face.

Hey!

But finally, I'm getting
some recognition

with some people around me.
It's like [BLEEP] yeah.

Yeah, this is who I am.

So, now,
I'm like, Casey,

you know,
don't count me out.

Well, Rhylee hooked
up with, uh, Fabio.

- I didn't hook up with him.
- Fabio is 21.

- You made out.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- He's hot.

- Holy sh--.
- Robbing that cradle.

[laughing]
- And then, wait, Malia, you?

I kissed Hannah.

I'm mad I missed it.
Who else hooked up here?

- Me and Floody kissed.
- Me and Amanda.

You did?

I got to be
big spoon all night.

It was a total vibe.

[laughing]
- There you go.

Are you real?
I can't believe you're here.

Aww, Schwartzy.

[laughing]
- Okay, wait.

So, you're leaving tonight,
but you're coming back.

Yeah, I'm leaving today.
I'm coming back.

We all kept laughing
that every time we asked

if you're coming back,
you kept being like,

"I hope so."
- Well...

There were some things.

Yeah.
- I know.

I'm not gonna believe
it until I see it.

I'm-I'm-I'm getting
separation anxiety.

Guys, can we go in
the cuddle puddle?

- I wanna go outside.
- What are we doing today?

Kory, I think you
have an idea for us.

- It's a fun activity.
- We have an activity today?

- No.
- No, Kory.

Since I love athletics
and just winning at things--

- I'm out.
- No chance.

- I'm out.
- We're doing flag football.

Actually, we have a field.
- What?

Oh, fun. Okay, I'm down.

Yeah, we're doing
a little snow flag football.

Are we wearing these?

Uh, no, we have
uniforms and stuff.

Oh.

So, after this,
grab a tee shirt,

and the color you pick
determines your team.

Okay, break, fam.

I'm bringing the mimosas.
Come on.

- Do you want a large?
- They're playing football.

I'm gonna set up
a little situation

for us outside to tan.

You are guys are
welcome to join.

- I'm playing football.
- And we'll cheer for everyone,

but I'm doing it
from the sidelines.

Casey, you got hot sauce
on your tank top.

I know, and I had it
all over my face,

and no one pointed that out
until two minutes ago.

Whoo!

Perfect.
Yeah, that's awesome.

Team orange,
let's----ing go!

Katie taught me
how to pack,

but I just don't
have time for that.

Oh, my God,
you're so beautiful.

[laughing]

If my wife
hadn't divorced me,

if she saw this right now,
this would be a deal breaker.

- Oh, look at you packing.
- Floody, I needed you.

- You need me to pack for you?
- I'm gonna go drink.

No, not like that.
I just, like...

I don't think
you're gonna come back.

Unless I die,
I'm coming back.

- Well, hopefully, you do.
- Die?

- No.
- Oh, my God.

I'm the first lady

of the green team.
- Yeah.

Their team is actually
looking really good.

That's what I'm talking
about, right there.

Rhylee!

And you're packing
your knife.

- She's ready.
- I know.

So, I will cut a bitch.
- I'm scared.

No knives on
the flag football field.

I've had
so much fun with you.

- Have you, really?
- [BLEEP] yeah.

My God.
- I feel like--

I don't like that
you can't say my name.

And that's why I wanted
to say I'm sorry.

Katie, can you help me?
[gasps]

Did you just
call me Katie?

- Yeah. Could you help me?
- We need to fit more stuff.

- I know. I know.
- I can't deal.

Forty years old and this is--
- Oh, my God,

why would you say that?
[laughing]

That's so----ed up.

I'm so sorry that
you have to see this.

That's okay.
I can get past this,

if you can get past Katie.

All right.
You gotta sit on it, though.

Okay.

The whimsy of, you know,
just making out with Katie

and being open to,
like, a little romance,

it's been so----ing
therapeutic.

All right, [BLEEP] it.

Before I go...
- Am I gonna be little spoon?

- Come here. I feel bad.
- I've waited so long for this.

Come here.
Come here.

But now, it's
back to reality.

Coming up...

Hike!

Guys, I got it.

[yelping]

- I'm gonna miss you, bro.
- Miss you, man.

To be continued.

You guys,
I'm gonna miss ya.

It's not goodbye.
See you later.

- [all] Love you.
- I'll be back.

- Safe travels.
- Miss you already.

[BLEEP], it's
actually cold outside.

Oh, my God, Brian,
get real boots.

Leave me alone about
my Chelsea boots.

My mom is sending
me some warm gear.

I'm freezing my
ass off out here.

I feel like we look like
the meanest, baddest,

football players ever.

This is what we're playing on.
All right. Okay.

We're really intimidating,
right now.,

[grunts]
- Team O!

We're playing in the rink.

- All right.
- We're gonna die.

Kory!

Oh!

Here's my helmet.
Oh, God.

There's a sandal.

Hi.

You're meant to be leaving.

Should we practice first?

Have fun.

Okay, all right.
We're not punting.

Kory!

[grunts]

Up, up, up!

I'm gonna ref
with my eyes closed.

Let me see if
I can throw it.

I know
I can't catch it.

Football!
[laughing]

I'm----ing
roasting my balls off.

Hey, you wanna take a pee?

- I gotta piss, too.
- I thought you'd never ask.

[laughing]
- All right, let's pee.

Let's pee over this railing.

I've never peed over a view
this----ing beautiful.

I was, like, catching
up with Amanda,

and she was just like,
you managed to, like,

have sex mid-party
and then, like,

immediately started flirting
with somebody else.

[sighs]
- Let me grab some fence.

You wanna
grab fence here?

I can-- I can definitely see
where she's coming from.

Odds are, I'm gonna
trip and fall

and start talking
to some girl, you know.

Into some vagina.

Into conversation
with them.

- Yeah, it's added stress.
- It-it shouldn't be.

It's, like, I'm out here.

I thought I was just coming
out here to have fun,

to let-let loose,
blow off some steam,

and then I kinda
stumbled into this.

The feelings are-- feelings
are getting involved.

Obviously, I mean,
there's anger

getting involved.
- Yeah.

And look, I've known her
a long time,

and I was psyched,
you know,

when you guys were
kinda hitting it off.

You know, but when I see her
getting worked up

and getting angry,
I'm like, oh, sh--.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Here are the things
that I do know.

One, Alex isn't going to stop
flirting with other people.

Two, Danielle is not gonna
stop stewing about it.

And three, there's
no turning back.

If one of them were to be
like, "Hey, you know what,

let's just be friends,"
that would be awkward

for them
and everybody else.

When I start
to feel stressed,

that's when I just
- ing wall, disappear.

Peel back, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm the same way when--
- So, it's like

I'm trying
not to do that,

and there's no way
I really can do that

in this living situation.
- No, it's too close.

Um, so, I just need
to tread lightly.

- Are you guys gonna
- ing play or what?

All right. Let's [BLEEP]
sh-- up, team orange.

Okay, you ready?

So, everyone man up
on their player.

- I'm on Casey.
- You're on Casey?

Oh, shut up.

Let's go, team!

Hold on. Play a lot closer--
a lot closer.

[screaming]
You gotta get a lot closer.

- Like that?
- Are we ready?

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

Blue 42, set, hike!

Over here! I'm open!

Kyle! Kyle!

What is going on?
[laughing]

- Man down.
- Kyle!

Crazy as sh--.
- Get him!

[screaming]
- Hey!

Son of a gun.

What the [BLEEP]
is happening?

I'm so confused.

What does this mean?
[screaming]

[BLEEP]

Does anyone actually know
how to play this----ing game

besides Kory?
- He obviously doesn't.

Did you see him not
catch that ball?

God damn it.

Okay, I need
to get my back.

Ready, set, hike!

Hit me deep!

[overlapping voices]

- Get it, Malia!
- What the [BLEEP]?

That was one hand, bitch.

- It's two-hand touch.
- It's two-hand touch.

Hike!

[cheering]

Everyone is doing great.

Guys, keep it
tight just for this.

All right, Amanda.
You know what to do.

- Come on!
- All right. All right.

High pressure play,
let's----ing go.

I hate doing activities.

Is that where
she's starting?

Down!

And although I wish
I was sunbathing with Casey,

Kyle loves when
I participate.

She's already
in the endzone.

And that's--
that's marriage.

Hike!

Guys, I got it.

[yelping]

[laughing]
- Are you okay?

Is she okay?

Dude,
you Marcia Brady'ed her.

Hit me so hard.

Are you okay?

Can we get a confirmation
of life?

I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

Walk me out.

[sighs]

Wait, can I help
with something?

Well, you can walk me down.

- I'll-I'll walk you down.
- You don't have to.

Thank you.

Oh, are you trying
to tell me something?

Okay.
- Well, it's nice knowing ya.

No, I'm just kidding.
I'll be back.

Okay.

I don't want him to leave.

Bye, Katie!

It makes me horny
when you say that now.

[laughing]
- Jesus.

I feel like he's gonna
get sucked back in,

and it's just
gonna be too much,

and then I'm just, like,
I have a crush on you,

like, every----ing day,
and that's probably, like,

stressing him out
a little bit, as well.

I'll be okay.
I think.

There is part of me that feels
like he won't come back,

um, and partly
because of me.

[cheering]

Next time,
on "Winter House."

My family is actually
coming in town tomorrow.

- Parents bearing gifts.
- Oh!

Kory does kinda see
Sam as his person.

Maybe I might need
another shot of tequila.

Some women
love mama's boys.

I love how close you are.

It is kind of like what
I like about Brian,

is, like,
how sweet he is.

Look what my mom got me.
My mom got me this.

Who cares?

My mom just got me that!

Don't turn up on me.
I'm the wrong one.

- I'm on the verge of, like,
- ing everything up.