Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:02,720
-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
2
00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,600
[upbeat theme song playing]
3
00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,760
-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
4
00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,840
[thunder crashes]
5
00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,640
What a hot, lazy day.
You feel like moving, Odie?
6
00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,880
Yeah, me neither.
7
00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,960
There's nothing
that could get us off this floor.
8
00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,880
I'm packing for the trip tomorrow.
Three glorious days at the beach!
9
00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,240
The beach?
10
00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,120
Huh?
11
00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,800
I'll get the barbecue.
12
00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,200
You get the hamburgers and franks
and ribs and lasagna.
13
00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,240
Can you barbecue lasagna?
14
00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,640
No. You two are not going.
Liz and I are going.
15
00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,040
Awwww!
16
00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,720
I promised Liz a vacation
with the two of us.
17
00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,360
You two are going to stay
with Aunt Ivy.
18
00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,640
-Aunt Ivy?
-[Odie screeches]
19
00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,080
[ominous music plays]
20
00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,800
Aunt Ivy. No, no. Not Aunt Ivy.
21
00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,720
Take us to a kennel. Take us to a prison.
22
00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,520
Put us up for auction on the Internet.
But don't leave us with Aunt Ivy!
23
00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,840
You're staying with Aunt Ivy
while Liz and I visit the beach.
24
00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,120
That is, if it doesn't rain.
25
00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,480
[Odie whimpering]
26
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,120
Come on, Odie.
Let's go check on the chance of rain.
27
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,880
Please, oh, please, chance of rain.
Please, chance of rain.
28
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,960
It's going to be a gorgeous summer, folks!
29
00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,440
Nothing but blue skies and sunshinefor the next six weeks
30
00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,280
across the entire Western Hemisphere.
31
00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,360
Chance of rain? Zero.
32
00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,760
We are so doomed.
33
00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,680
And now, if you'll excuse me, surf's up!
34
00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,360
Ta-da!
35
00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,240
It's no use. Tomorrow morning
is the end of life as we know it.
36
00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,720
Aunt Ivy.
37
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,000
[grumbles]
38
00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:21,960
[Jon singing softly]
39
00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,560
♪ Ha cha cha cha ♪
40
00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,440
♪ Dah Dah ♪
41
00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,680
♪ Ha cha cha ♪
42
00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,680
♪ Dah dah ♪
43
00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,040
[muttering]
44
00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,240
[snorts]
45
00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,920
[muttering]
46
00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,680
[dramatic music plays]
47
00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:48,600
Bring me my lunch! Paint my garage!
Tweeze my nose hairs!
48
00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,280
[Odie yipping]
49
00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,800
[cloud whooshing]
50
00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,360
[thunder crashing]
51
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,600
Huh?
52
00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,640
Huh? Oh, no! Our trip to the beach.
53
00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,200
We're saved, Odie. We're saved!
54
00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,360
[thunder crashes]
55
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,720
[Odie yowls]
56
00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,800
I'm trying something new, Agnes.
57
00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,640
I figure if I deliver
to the Arbuckle house early enough,
58
00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:39,200
that cat won't be up yet and I'll be safe.
59
00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,440
Well, weird things happen at that house.
60
00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,160
Arrggh!
61
00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,360
Aaah!
62
00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,000
[Agnes] What do you mean, weird things?
63
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,400
What kind of weird things, Herman?Herman?
64
00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,120
I can't understand it, Liz.
65
00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,440
Earlier today, it was like
it was only raining over our house here.
66
00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,160
Now it's spreading everywhere.
67
00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,760
They said sunny for the next few weeks,
but now they're changing their tune.
68
00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,600
Well, I guess the joke's on us, people.
69
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,680
Looks like six weeksof the wettest weather ever
70
00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,400
across the Western Hemisphere.
71
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,760
Sorry about those picnics. [chuckles]
72
00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,880
[crowd shouting]
73
00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:26,160
It's letting up for a while, but I guess
our plans for the beach are off.
74
00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,640
I wonder what caused this change
in the weather.
75
00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,760
[sniffing]
76
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,280
Hmm?
77
00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,080
Now, what's he up to?
78
00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,480
Hmm?
79
00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,120
It's one of those garden gnomes.
Stupid-looking statue.
80
00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,440
[squeak squeak]
81
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,600
Jon's always buying dumb stuff like that.
82
00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,800
[Odie] Hmm.
83
00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,280
[Garfield laughs]
84
00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,760
[creaking]
85
00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,120
-[Garfield gasps]
-Hmm?
86
00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,200
Last month,
he bought an indoor plastic birdbath.
87
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,720
Ah-ah... ah-choo!
88
00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,120
[Odie yowls]
89
00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,080
Jon's stupid-looking statue!
It isn't one!
90
00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,240
-Oh, no.
-[Odie yipping]
91
00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,560
Whoa!
92
00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,840
[Garfield snarls]
93
00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,480
-Meow!
-[beep]
94
00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,360
-[clang!]
-I'm sorry.
95
00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,000
I didn't mean to bring
all this bad weather.
96
00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:55,360
I accidentally left the tunnel door open.
97
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,440
What tunnel door?
You brought this? Who are you?
98
00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:04,600
My name is Paddy. A leprechaun I be
from the emerald land of Ireland.
99
00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,640
[Odie yipping]
100
00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:11,280
You don't know where Ireland is, Odie?
Why, it's...
101
00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,800
Where is Ireland?
102
00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,360
Long ago and far away, we say. Here.
103
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,200
Ireland is an island in Europe
close to Britain.
104
00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,560
-[Garfield] Whoa!
-[Odie] Huh.
105
00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:31,280
And as you can see, it's always,
it's always... ah-choo!
106
00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,440
...raining there.
107
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:36,120
Which is why... [sniffs]...
all of us have colds all the time.
108
00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,280
[Garfield] So, what's this tunnel
you're talking about?
109
00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:44,400
To get out of the rain, we leprechauns
dug underground express tunnels.
110
00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:49,720
Through them, we can go all over to warm,
sunny countries during the summer.
111
00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,840
Yesterday, I took an old tunnel,
112
00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,680
one that hadn't been used in decades,
you see, and I came here.
113
00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,880
Come right under your fireplace.
But I forgot to close the door.
114
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,960
So, this is...
115
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,840
Ireland's weather. It come through
the tunnel with me and got loose.
116
00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:13,720
So, if we have Ireland's weather,
where's our weather?
117
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,200
[weatherman] I'm coming to youfrom a hiding place
118
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,320
where that angry mob can't find me.
119
00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,080
The weather is terribleall over this hemisphere.
120
00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:28,920
In fact, the only place in the world whichhas clear, sunny weather is... Ireland?
121
00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,480
Ireland?
122
00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,520
Oh, that sounds great, Jon.
123
00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,680
I've always wanted to see Ireland.
But it was always too wet.
124
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,200
I hope you're still packed
because our plane leaves in four hours.
125
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,360
Garfield, it's clear and sunny in Ireland!
126
00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,760
Wha...?
127
00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,320
Ireland has our weather.
128
00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,440
I should never have left that door open
in the tunnel.
129
00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,400
Liz and I are going
to vacation there instead.
130
00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,320
-[gasps]
-[Garfield laughs]
131
00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,320
-[Jon gasps, snarls]
-[door slams]
132
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,480
Liz and Jon are going on vacation.
You know what that means, Odie?
133
00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,880
[Odie whines]
134
00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,880
Work faster, you worthless animals!
135
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,120
[Odie whimpering]
136
00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,520
Jon, how could you do this to us?
137
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,600
After this, you're gonna wash the windows,
138
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,240
do the laundry, beat the rugs,
clean the grease trap, stack the firewood,
139
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,960
scrub the bathroom, trim my toenails
and take out the garbage.
140
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,559
But... but...
141
00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,120
And I know you just took out the garbage.
142
00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,039
But I've been having my neighbors
bring their garbage here
143
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,120
just so you can take it out!
144
00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,080
It's lunchtime.
I suppose you two wanna eat.
145
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,600
-[Garfield laughs]
-[Odie slurps]
146
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,000
Too bad!
147
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,440
[both sobbing]
148
00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,440
[door slams]
149
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,880
I can't take any more of this, Odie.
150
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,120
Cats weren't meant to do
degrading, dirty labor.
151
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:11,440
-That's why they invented human beings.
-[yips]
152
00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,360
Well, there's got to be a way out of this.
There's just gotta be.
153
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,680
-[logs rolling]
-[Garfield gasps]
154
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,280
-[Odie whimpers]
-[leprechaun] In here, me laddies.
155
00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,280
[Odie] Ahhh!
156
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,440
[Garfield] You have a tunnel here?
157
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,040
[leprechaun] We have them everywhere.
Whoo-hoo!
158
00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,040
So, you want to join your friends
in Ireland?
159
00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:35,960
[Garfield] We can?
160
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,000
Yeah! Yeah!
161
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,440
Well, anything to get away from Aunt Ivy.
162
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,160
Good, hop in!
163
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,040
[Garfield] D'oh!
164
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:51,120
This old engine runs on leprechaun magic.
I'll have you there in a wee instant!
165
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,280
-[engine whirring]
-[Garfield and Odie screeching]
166
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,200
[Garfield] Easy, easy!
167
00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,920
[both screaming]
168
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:18,480
Jon, Ireland is beautiful
and we have beautiful weather.
169
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,160
Okay, Aunt Ivy. Thanks for calling.
170
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,080
Aunt Ivy says Garfield
and Odie have disappeared.
171
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,080
-Disappeared? When did this happen?
-About five minutes ago.
172
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,960
But that's awful.
Where could they possibly be?
173
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,840
I don't know.
And I can't find them over here.
174
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,320
Surprise!
175
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,400
[both scream]
176
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,400
Ta-da!
177
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,720
[Jon and Liz tumbling downhill]
178
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,760
-[thwack!]
-[Jon] Uggh!
179
00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,040
Ahh! How did--? I mean, what? How?
180
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:50,400
Mmm! They have good corned beef
here in Ireland.
181
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,680
Garfield, how did you and Odie...?
[gasps]
182
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,080
[boom!]
183
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,720
[thunder crashes]
184
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,440
Is this our bad weather from back home?
185
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:10,200
Oh, I'm afraid so.
I forgot to close the tunnel door again.
186
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,160
Oh, well.
At least it looks like Ireland again here.
187
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,400
[Garfield] And it sure beats hanging out
with Aunt Ivy.
188
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,160
[Odie] Right!
189
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,640
[yipping]
190
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,200
Hello there.
191
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,480
If you're waiting for something exciting
to happen, forget it.
192
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:43,000
This is an 11.5 -minute cartoon
and I'm gonna take an 11.5 -minute nap.
193
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,360
Oh, and Odie's not here.
He's visiting Jon's brother at the farm.
194
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,440
And Jon's at work,
so nothing can bother me.
195
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,800
[snoring]
196
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,080
Garfield, wait till you see
what I've got here!
197
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,960
I don't know what it is,
but I'll bet it's a storyline.
198
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,040
I brought you a new friend.
199
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,240
Thought you could use the company
while Odie is staying at Doc Boy's farm.
200
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,880
Jon thinks I'm missing this.
201
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,120
And this.
202
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,440
And this.
203
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,640
My editor is out of town
but he's letting me take care of...
204
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,120
ta-da!
205
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,080
...his parrot, Paxton!
206
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,480
[chuckles]
207
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,520
[Garfield groans]
208
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,280
Aren't you excited, Garfield?
Paxton talks.
209
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,080
Go ahead, Paxton. Say something.
210
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:48,520
Ack! You call this is a house? It looks
like it was built to store fertilizer.
211
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,400
Uh... [laughs nervously]
212
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,240
And this furniture: to get rid of it,
213
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,960
you'll have to have it re-upholstered
before the dump will accept it.
214
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,360
My editor left the country
and didn't take Paxton along.
215
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,600
I can see why.
216
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,840
You get to know each other.
I have work to do.
217
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,440
[door slams]
218
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,000
So, Garfield, what do you do all day?
219
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,600
A lot of this.
220
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,440
[snoring]
221
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,720
At first, I didn't know it was a cat.
I thought it was a hairy basketball.
222
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,000
[Jon] I'm taking care
of my boss's parrot, Doc Boy.
223
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280
Hey, how's Odie?
224
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,480
[Odie yipping]
225
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,760
As you can hear, he's doing great.
So, what's this parrot like?
226
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,680
Well, he's funny in his own odd way.
227
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,680
Right now, he's probably spreading joy
all over the neighborhood.
228
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:52,800
Did you know that 62.3%
of all mail contains bad news?
229
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,880
No, I didn't know.
I've been delivering mail for 37 years.
230
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,640
Well, don't worry.
You won't have that job much longer.
231
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,120
E-mail is already making you obsolete.
232
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,040
It is?
233
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,760
-I'll be bringing Odie home later today.
-[cattle lowing]
234
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,800
Okay, I gotta go. I think my mail's here.
See you later, Doc Boy.
235
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,360
-[beep]
-[Jon humming]
236
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,640
-[rings]
-Hmm. Hello?
237
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,240
Don't call me Doc Boy!
238
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,520
[cattle lowing]
239
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,440
[beep]
240
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,080
What was I going to do next?
Oh, right. The mail.
241
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,680
[humming]
242
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,000
-[Herman sobbing]
-[Jon] Huh?
243
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,200
Herman, what's wrong?
244
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:42,720
Here's your mail, Mr. Arbuckle.
I'm sorry, 62.3% of it is bad news.
245
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,560
But don't worry. I won't have this job
much longer. I'm obsolete.
246
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,400
[sobbing]
247
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,680
[mice crying]
248
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,640
Did you hear something?
249
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,040
If I didn't know better,
I'd think it sounds like mice crying.
250
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,240
Have you seen what they're putting
in cheese these days?
251
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,920
Plus, they're building better mousetraps.
I'm just sayin'...
252
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,960
-[Garfield snarls]
-[Paxton] And remember,
253
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,840
even though Garfield won't eat you,
254
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,400
there are plenty of cats
out there who will.
255
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,400
Paxton, why do you always look
at the bad side of everything?
256
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,680
Why? Why? Come on. I'll show you why.
257
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,760
Watch this.
258
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,760
Good afternoon. It's four o'clock
259
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,360
and I'm Sylvia Tubaplayerwith the Six O'clock News.
260
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,360
Our top headlines:
261
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,960
-Today in the world, this happened.
-[gasp]
262
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,680
And in another part of the world,this happened.
263
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,840
[gasp]
264
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,680
And in several other partsof the world, this happened.
265
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,680
[both scream]
266
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,360
Meanwhile, in the stock market...
267
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,680
Just trust me. You don't want to know.
268
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,840
[Garfield sobbing]
269
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,160
Oh! That's so depressing. I'll call Liz
and see what she recommends.
270
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,680
Haven't you ever had fun?
Haven't you ever laughed?
271
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,640
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna make you laugh.
272
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,960
Music, maestro!
273
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,160
[circus music plays]
274
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,320
[cuckoo clock chiming]
275
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,040
[thud!] [laughs]
276
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,080
Waaaah!
277
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,320
[music continues]
278
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,640
[bells jingling]
279
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,120
[muttering]
280
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,200
Hah! Why, you...
281
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,040
-[squeak!]
-[music stops]
282
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,960
[fly buzzing]
283
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,480
So, wasn't I hilarious?
284
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,640
Laugh? I thought I'd never start.
285
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,200
Leave comedy to the pros
and stick to what you do best.
286
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,800
You are about to become an ex-parrot.
287
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,640
Liz suggests we take him to Dr. Whipple.
288
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,520
You're not taking me to any doctor.
289
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,040
Wait! Come back!
290
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,960
Good riddance.
Having him around was too depressing.
291
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,040
If I lose my boss's parrot, he'll fire me.
292
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,640
That's even more depressing.
293
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,440
Search the neighborhood.
I'll go this way, you go that way!
294
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,720
[Herman sobbing]
295
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,400
We just need to follow the trail
of depressed people.
296
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,160
Oh, it's just awful.
297
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,720
A parrot told me that I, Eddie Gourmand,
with a capital "G,"
298
00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,480
the world's most famous food critic,
is grossly overweight.
299
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,920
Maybe a few pounds...
300
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:09,680
Oh, it's awful! A parrot just told me
that I'm putting on so much weight,
301
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:16,960
I'm starting to look like Eddie Gourmand,
the world-famous food critic.
302
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,160
Oh, it's awful. A parrot just told me
that I'm annoying and conceited
303
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,720
and that it makes some people
physically sick just to have me around.
304
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,520
Hey, when he's right, he's right.
305
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,240
[sobbing]
306
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,400
And there's so much mercury in our fish,
307
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,840
you can take your temperature
with a halibut.
308
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,120
I never knew everything was so awful!
309
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,040
Oh, not only that, but the air that we--
[squawk!]
310
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120
[panting]
311
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,080
We're taking you to see Dr. Whipple.
312
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,840
And if you're nice,
Jon will buy you some ice cream.
313
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,600
Oh, great. I'm lactose intolerant.
314
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,760
Alright, now, just lie there and tell me
315
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:15,000
how you got to be so utterly
and totally negative.
316
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,080
Well, I guess it all started
when I was an egg.
317
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,960
Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.
318
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,800
My mother started passing out recipes
for omelets.
319
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,680
What? That's awful.
320
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,520
Dr. Whipple will cure
Paxton's down-in-the-mouth outlook.
321
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,160
He's a brilliant man and very strong.
322
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,880
Here. [sobbing]
323
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,720
Take his poor parrot home.
I can't help him.
324
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:44,680
I can't even help myself. [sobbing]
325
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,520
This is terrible!
326
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,840
Hey, if you feel like crying, wait till
you see the bill you're gonna get.
327
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,600
Huh?
328
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:11,000
And not only is the planet doomed,
but have you seen the fall TV schedule?
329
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,720
Even massive quantities of lasagna
couldn't cheer me up now.
330
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,000
Can't you think good thoughts
about anything?
331
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,360
What? Name me one thing in this world
that's pure and innocent and happy.
332
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,640
-[doorbell rings]
-[Odie yipping]
333
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,640
Jon, I brought Odie back!
334
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,760
[cuckoo clock chiming]
335
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,440
-[Odie slurping]
-[Jon laughing]
336
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,560
Hey, I'm glad to see you too, boy!
337
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,560
Even I'll admit I'm glad to see you, too.
338
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,520
Odie, this is our new friend,
Paxton the Parrot.
339
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,800
Hmm. [slurping]
340
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,560
Hey, knock it off, mutt!
341
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,560
You don't know where that tongue's been.
It's unsanitary! It's messy! It's...
342
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,920
It's kind of nice, in a way.
343
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,960
Hey, is he always this happy?
344
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,760
You think this is happy,
try throwing a stick he can fetch.
345
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,040
He'll be your best friend forever.
346
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:26,000
Gee, I never had a best friend.
I never had a friend of any kind.
347
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,040
[Odie] Huh? Aww!
348
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,840
Looks like you've got one now.
349
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,000
[Paxton giggling]
350
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,600
-What's this all about, Jon?
-I'm not sure.
351
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,520
It's about a parrot who's finding
a new way to look at the world.
352
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,640
Wow, it's been six months
since my boss took Paxton back.
353
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,720
And now I can't believe that parrot
has his own TV show.
354
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,640
What's so odd about that?
I have my own TV show.
355
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,120
And a darn good one, at that.
356
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,920
And now, here he is,
357
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:10,440
the most popular motivationalspeaker parrot in the world, Paxton.
358
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,960
-[applause]
-[Paxton chuckles]
359
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:18,040
Thank you, thank you! You're beautiful.And you know what else is, people?
360
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,360
Life is.You just have to know where to look.
361
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,920
I'll be talking about thaton today's show.
362
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:28,040
About how there's wondermentand love and happiness out there
363
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,400
if you'll just let it in.
364
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,120
But first, I want to dedicatetonight's show to my best friend forever,
365
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,360
Odie the Puppy. Hiya, Odie!
366
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,080
-[yips]
-Odie, that's you!
367
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:46,800
Well, the 11.5 minutes is almost up,
so this is the end of the cartoon.
368
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,600
I'll add that Paxton's right.
Life is great...
369
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,480
but it's even better with pizza.
370
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,840
Consider how amazing the Earth is,
371
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,480
how fascinating eachand every person on it can be!
372
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,600
[squawk!]
27066
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
