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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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-[Jon] You come back here!
-[Garfield laughing]
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We are going to stay with my brother
on his farm and that's that!
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-[Jon snarls]
-[Garfield snickers]
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[Jon snarls]
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[Garfield shrieks]
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-No!
-[Garfield screams]
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-[rumbling in chimney]
-[Garfield screams]
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-[thud!]
-[birds chirping]
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[Jon snarls]
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[Garfield] That's not that.
That's cruelty to pussycats.
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Send me to prison, lock me in
with Nermal for a month!
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[Odie whimpers]
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Just don't make me spend
a weekend on the farm!
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-[Odie grumbling]
-[toy squeaks]
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-[Jon snarling]
-[Garfield screaming]
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My brother is expecting us.
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[straining]
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[crash!]
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No. No! Not a weekend on the farm.
Anything but a weekend on the farm.
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-[horn honks]
-[Odie] Wait for me!
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[car starts, tires screeching]
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[cow moos]
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No pizza delivery. No TV.
No pizza delivery and TV!
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Nothing to do but watch cows burp.
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I told Doc Boy we'd all help with chores.
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Chores?
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And another thing, they have roosters
that wake you up at the crack of dawn.
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[car door closes]
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Wait. I need to lock my car.
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-[beep]
-[alarm chirps]
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You got rid of your TV, Doc Boy?
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You can't get your chores done
if you're watching TV.
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And don't call me "Doc Boy."
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Doc Boy, Doc Boy.
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[sighs]
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[squawking]
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I don't care how much Garfield hates it.
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Everyone on the farm
has to pitch in to do chores.
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Now, what is he good at?
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Oh, eating lasagna, sleeping,
eating more lasagna.
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[cow moos]
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You can only hear the sound of my voice.
If you understand, say "moo!"
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[cow] Moo!
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Oh, this is Dr. Whipple.
I hired him to do...
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What do you call it, Doc?
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Subliminal bovine mesmerization
to induce a higher sucrose component
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in the lactose output.
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[moo!]
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Yes, I'm hypnotizing the cows
so they'll give sweeter milk.
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Isn't that right, cow?
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[moo!]
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It's all a matter of planting
the proper suggestion
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in the cow's mind, you see,
so as to cause a change in behavior.
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Change in behavior, huh?
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Doctor, would that work on a cat?
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To make him happy
to be working on a farm?
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Hmm.
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Cat on a farm, eh? I don't see why not.
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[moo!]
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[Odie gasps]
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-[Odie panting]
-You know what they want me to do, Odie?
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-Uh-uh.
-Chores! Cats don't do physical labor.
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That's why they invented people.
I can't be less happy.
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[Jon] Oh, Garfield!
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We have a little surprise for you.
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[Garfield groans]
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We were thinking,
we know how much you love to watch TV.
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TV! Almost as good as Italian food.
[laughs]
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[slams door]
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[laughs]
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-[electronic beeping]
-[buzzer sounds]
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-[Garfield gasps]
-[Jon snarls]
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So our friend Dr. Whipple here
has a special kind of TV for you.
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They're trying to hypnotize me,
but it won't work.
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I'm too smart to be hypno...
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[snoring]
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He's fast asleep.
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Garfield asleep. What a novelty.
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Garfield! You are not a cat.
You are... a monkey.
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-[snaps fingers]
-Can you believe these guys?
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They think I'm a...
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[chattering like monkey]
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[laughing hysterically]
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[Jon] Huh?
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[screeching]
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He's running away.
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After him!
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[Odie barking]
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[chattering like monkey]
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Eeh eeh eeh... meow.
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Dr. Whipple! Make him
think he's a cat again.
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Are you sure, Jon?
Bananas are a lot cheaper than lasagna.
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-[Odie yips]
-You're right, Odie. Dr. Whipple?
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[fan creaking]
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Garfield! You are no longer a monkey.
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[monkey chatter stops]
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Hey! He actually thinks
he can turn me into a monkey. I...
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Aaaaah!
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-Yowww!
-[thud!]
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Sorry about that, Garfield.
But you've passed the test.
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Oh, yes. So now you can only hear
the sound of my voice and you will obey.
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If that is so, say "meow."
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Meow.
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Very good.
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When you hear the sound
of this horn, Garfield,
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you will become the most enthusiastic,
hard-working farmhand in the world.
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I will love farming.
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And when you hear the horn again,
you will not love farming.
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I will not love farming.
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-[horn squeaks]
-You're wasting my time with all this,
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time that I could be spending
doing something important.
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Like sleeping.
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-[horn squeaks]
-Chores! I have chores to do.
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I have to pitch the hay!
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-[tools clatter]
-I have to chop the firewood!
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[equipment clattering]
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I have to gather eggs.
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[chickens clucking]
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You look amazed.
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-We are.
-[Odie yips]
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I've seen flying saucers.
I've seen the Loch Ness Monster.
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But I never thought
I'd see Garfield working.
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[gasps] Wow!
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I have to water the horses.
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Jon, he's the greatest farmhand
I've ever seen.
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[bell clanging]
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-[horse whinnies]
-[Garfield straining]
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It'll be faster this way.
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[horse snorts]
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-We can take it easy, Doc Boy.
-Sure thing. Let's all go have lunch.
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[cows mooing]
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-And don't call me "Doc Boy."
-[Jon] Doc Boy, Doc Boy.
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[Garfield panting]
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Oh, wait. I have to go plant corn now.
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He's plowing the north 40.
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[TV playing softly]
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-[chicken squawks]
-[Garfield panting]
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Great sandwich. Hey, I thought
you stored your TV in the barn.
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I brought it in. We can watch it now
that I have Garfield to do chores.
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Now, he's plowing the south 40.
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This'll be great.
I've missed all my favorite shows.
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Now he's plowing the west 40
and the east 40 at the same time.
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Dr. Whipple,
how long will Garfield be doing this?
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Until he hears another horn like this one.
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[chomping]
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[Garfield panting]
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After this, I have to put new mud
in the hog's pen,
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then give them all sponge baths.
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-Whoaaa!
-[crash!]
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[car alarm chirps]
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Wha?
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Ahem. What have I been doing?
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[car alarm chirps]
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I love to farm. I must farm.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-What am I saying? I hate chores.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-No! Must do more chores.
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[car alarm chirps]
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Jon. Your car alarm's going off.
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It does that once in a while.
It'll stop in a minute.
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I have to pick up all these vegetables
and get them into the proper bins.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-Vegetables? What am I, a rabbit?
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[snarls]
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-[car alarm chirps]
-I'd better fix the roof on the barn.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-What am I doing?
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I'd have to be dumber than Odie
to fix that roof.
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-[car alarm chirps]
-Ohh!
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-[car alarm chirps]
-How about that? I'm dumber than Odie.
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Ohh! Whoaaa...
And just as clumsy.
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[screams]
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[crash!]
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[sighing]
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It's that hypnowhatzis ray.
That's what did this to me.
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[snarls]
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Ooh! Meow!
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[TV playing softly]
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[gasps]
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[snickers]
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[Odie sighs, grumbles]
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Hand me another sandwich, Jon.
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Here you go, Doc Boy.
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Thanks. And well, you know.
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Right. Don't call you Doc Boy.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen...
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We interrupt this program for this.
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-Garfield!
-[Odie yips]
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He's got my mesmerizing device. He...
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[rhythmic music on TV]
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Alright, everybody.It's time to work out. Do everything I do.
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One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two!
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One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two!
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One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two!
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One, two. One...
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One, two. One, two...
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Gee, I wonder what else is on.
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[gasp] The monster is loose.Run for your lives!
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[screaming]
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-[Odie] Help, help!
-[Jon] The monster's after us!
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Look out, everybody!
Run for your lives!
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Let's see. I'm sure it's on about now.
Ah, here it is. Channel 99.
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It's important to take care of your cat,
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to make sure he has everything he wants.
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Pamper him.
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Give him the food he needs.Make sure he has a good place to sleep.
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You know, I'm starting to really like it
here on the farm.
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Fan faster, Odie.
I'm getting kind of warm.
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[Odie] Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hi.
We're having a dinner party to celebrate.
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It's a neat story why we're celebrating.
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So why don't I tell you about it?
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It started yesterday.
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We're at Vito'sand he was especially happy.
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[Vito humming]
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Ah, one Vito's special
for my favorite customers.
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You seem overjoyed today, Vito.
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I am. You know the great food critic
Eddie Gourmand?
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Well, on his show today,
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he is going to give me
another great review.
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It is time.
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-Oh-ho-ho! Whoo-hoo!
-Ahhh!
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Today, I'm going to tell youabout a place called Vito's Pizzeria...
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You, listen to this man. He knows!
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-It stinks!
-[Vito gasps]
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Flat, disgusting pizza.
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The crust tastes like... paper.
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Yeah, a paper plate, only burnt.
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And don't get me startedon that miserable excuse for cheese.
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It tastes like mud but with less flavor.Also, I think the pepperoni is rancid.
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[customers screaming]
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[cow moos]
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I am ruined.
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You're not ruined, Vito.
You're still a great chef.
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Hey, how about making my cat ten lasagnas?
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Waaah!
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I shall never make lasagna again.
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[gagging, coughing]
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[Odie] Huh?
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[Garfield] The thing was, Eddie Gourmandwasn't just insulting Vito's fine cuisine.
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He was cranky about everything.
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That new hamburger stand on 7th Street?It stinks, too!
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In fact, all hamburger stands stink.And so does 7th Street.
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And the entire west side of town.
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And this show, and that ugly shirt
my stage manager is wearing.
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-It stinks. I quit!
-Whoa!
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What got into Eddie?That's what we wanted to know.
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He'll be so glad to see us.
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00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,120
What do you want?
I don't care.
250
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,760
Did you bring me anything? No?
Then just leave me alone.
251
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,840
Don't you think that was odd?
252
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:14,000
Not really.
It's my standard greeting for Nermal.
253
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,120
It turns out we'd interrupted a callfrom Eddie's boss.
254
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:22,160
Alright, alright. If you insist,
I'll go to this doctor you know.
255
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480
-[Jon] Huh?
-[phone beeps]
256
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:27,600
Hey! I need you to drive me
to see this doctor, and step on it.
257
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,760
-Am I ever that annoying, Odie?
-Uh-uh.
258
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,440
Don't answer that.
259
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,600
So, Jon drove Eddie to this doctorand we waited outside.
260
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,480
Tell me, Mr. Gourmand.
Why are you so hostile lately?
261
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,000
Hostile? What idiot said I was hostile?
262
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,880
By the way, this couch
is uncomfortable and ugly, and...
263
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,880
Excuse me one moment, please.
264
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,440
Who picked out these drapes?
265
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,880
Something is bothering your friend,
but I can't get him to tell me what it is.
266
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,640
Isn't there anything you can do?
He's usually not like this.
267
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,360
There's one thing I can try.
268
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,800
It's a new invention that lets us
get inside the patient's brain.
269
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,600
[Odie gasps, whimpers]
270
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,920
Don't worry, boy.
271
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,960
-No one would ever get inside your brain.
-No?
272
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,960
First, they'd have to find it.
273
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,720
[Odie sighs]
274
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,000
-[air hissing]
-[Eddie snoring]
275
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,680
They waited until Eddietook his afternoon nap,
276
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,040
then they wheeled him into a laband put this device on his head.
277
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,640
Let me see if I have this straight.
278
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,920
This machine lets you actually crawl
into his memory?
279
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,000
Well, not actually into it.
280
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,880
I'm too large to fit down
the psychic tunnel.
281
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,800
It opens into the mind.
282
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,400
If I were smaller, I could get down there.
I'll just have to peek.
283
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,440
-[machinery whirring]
-[Jon gasps]
284
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:07,320
We'll go back into his memory
and see what is troubling him so.
285
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,520
The psychic tunnel is opening.
286
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,240
[electronic signals pulsing]
287
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,360
[Garfield] And this cat's going infor a close-up look.
288
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,360
[straining]
289
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,680
[shrieking]
290
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,200
It felt kinda weird going throughEddie's mind,
291
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,160
like falling into beef stroganoffwithout the noodles.
292
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,760
[shrieking]
293
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,960
-D'oh!
-[thud!]
294
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,280
-And suddenly there I was in his past.
-[kids laughing]
295
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,840
I wonder which one of these kids is Eddie.
296
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,080
Throw me the ball, someone! Hurry!
Yoo-hoo!
297
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,000
[feet pounding]
298
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,760
And there's my answer.
299
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,480
He seems to be a most unusual child.
300
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,880
When I grow up, I want to be a fireman.
301
00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,320
When I grow up, I want to be
a nationally famous food critic.
302
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,560
He seemed to be off to a good start.
303
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,079
The tuna noodle casserole
was a bit overcooked
304
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,200
and the carrots had a touch too much salt.
305
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,880
But the tapioca pudding gets four stars.
306
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,800
How did he learn so much about food?
307
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,280
[Eddie] More supper, Mom. More supper!
308
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,000
[Garfield] Oh, that's how.
309
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:32,560
Here, Eddie dear. The roast turkey
is done just the way you like it.
310
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,520
The giblets are spectacular.
311
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,960
Did you make your fabulous stuffing?
312
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,160
Of course I made my fa--
313
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,000
Oh, and my award-winning biscuits
that make your taste buds tingle.
314
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,640
[chuckles] Oh, you're the best son
in the world.
315
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,960
You are the best mother in the universe!
316
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,760
This conversation is almost enough
to kill your appetite.
317
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,400
Kitty! I don't know where
you came from, but join me.
318
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,120
There's plenty.
319
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,760
[laughs]
320
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,680
Notice I said "almost."
321
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,520
[snickers]
322
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,560
[laughs]
323
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,800
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
324
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,520
[chomping]
325
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,680
-Garfield?
-[Jon] Ohh!
326
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200
[snarls]
327
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,760
You're right. It's Garfield!
328
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,800
Garfield! What are you doing
inside Eddie's memory?
329
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,720
-[Jon] Come out of there right now!
-[Garfield slurping]
330
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,520
No. I like it in here.
331
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,960
[giggles, smacks lips]
332
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,800
More of your creamy, delicious
mashed potatoes, Mommy!
333
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,840
Eddie, dear. Do you really think
you should eat quite that much?
334
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,960
They're so high in calories.
335
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,080
[Eddie groans]
336
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720
You won't give me everything I want?
337
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,520
[sobbing] You don't love me!
338
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,440
No, no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
339
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,840
I'll get you your mashed potatoes
right away!
340
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,800
[wailing]
341
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,120
Oh, here you are. Mommy loves you.
342
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,680
Oh, and you'll want your gravy too,
won't you?
343
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,480
[Garfield] Suddenly, I found myselfin a gale-force gravy storm,
344
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,480
pelted with little pieces of giblet!
345
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,360
It blasted me clean out of Eddie's memory.
346
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,640
[screeching]
347
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,440
[Jon] Ewww!
348
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:45,600
We seem to have tapped into a deep,
painful memory for Mr. Gourmand.
349
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:53,880
Why won't you feed me, Mommy?
Don't you love your little Eddie?
350
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,480
And there's the problem right there.
351
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,800
He has some sort of problem
with his mother
352
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,880
not letting him eat whatever he wants?
353
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,320
Apparently. That would appear to be
what's making him so cranky.
354
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,440
[Garfield] I didn't understand it either,but I knew what we had to do...
355
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,040
Find Eddie's mother.
356
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,080
Even Jon figured that out.We searched and, finally, we located her.
357
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,880
Ah, Mama Gourmand's
Health Food Store? Hey!
358
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,720
Eddie's mother had a little shopover on 7th Avenue.
359
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,200
I haven't seen my son
in a couple of years.
360
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,360
Does he still weigh
as much as a small truck?
361
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,640
A medium-sized one.
What happened between the two of you?
362
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,680
He called and asked me to make him
his favorite foods for dinner.
363
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,000
I said sure, but I wasn't gonna
stuff him full of calories.
364
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,800
I said I was going to feed him
a healthy diet, and he screamed,
365
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,480
"You don't love me," and he hung up.
366
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:56,160
As always, it was up to the wise catto figure out what to do, and I did.
367
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,800
At the TV station,Eddie was getting ready to do his show.
368
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,400
-Good to have you back, Eddie.
-Who cares what you think?
369
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,400
Why are you still wearing that ugly shirt?
370
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,680
-There's someone here to see you.
-I don't want to see anyone.
371
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,720
Mama! What are you doing here?
372
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,120
You came to apologize and say
you'll cook all my favorite foods?
373
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,080
I'll make dinner, but I won't help you
shorten your life by putting on weight.
374
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,080
I want to keep you around
as long as possible.
375
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,440
I used to think giving you everything
you wanted was a way to say "I love you."
376
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,360
This is a much better way.
377
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,360
Well, that kind of ends our story.
378
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,720
Eddie got back to being Eddie
and he gave Vito a good review.
379
00:21:54,880 --> 00:22:00,600
And for the best pizza, go to Vito's!Just don't eat too much of it.
380
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,120
I am back in the business.
381
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,480
This must be because
of Mr. Arbuckle and his cat!
382
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,080
I shall take them a feast!
383
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,840
In fact, he should be here
any minute with it.
384
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,720
[Eddie and mother laughing]
385
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,800
Oh, Mama Gourmand is cooking dinner
for all of us, including Eddie.
386
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,160
[doorbell rings]
387
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,040
"Something healthy," she says.
388
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,760
That's why I'm gladVito's delivering food.
389
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,360
My way of saying thank you.
390
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,680
And a fine way it is.
391
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,280
I'll take those, Garfield.
These are not on your diet.
392
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,280
Just remember, it's for your own good.
393
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:50,400
Okay, I'll try to remember that,
but it's not gonna be easy.
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