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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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Gas bill, water bill.
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-[sighs]
-[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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"Past due, please pay immediately
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or we will send Bruno over
to punch out your lights."
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It's nice how they don't pressure you.
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I don't understand
why I never have any money.
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[Garfield] I hope you didn't want any,
I only got a dozen.
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[Jon gasps]
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I understand why I never have any money.
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Hmm?
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What, Odie?
Oh, that's the lottery ticket I bought.
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Gee. Wouldn't it be nice
to win the 27 gazillion dollars?
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How wonderful life would be
with that money!
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[yipping]
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What are you telling me, Odie? Oh!
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It's time for them to draw
the winning lottery number.
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It's a waste of time,
but I might as well watch.
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[man] We'll be drawing the winning number
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in this week's super mega-jackpotlucky seven ultra-snazzy lottery,
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which is worth 27 gazillion dollars.
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-I shouldn't get my hopes up.
-Let me see that ticket.
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The odds against me winning
are astronomical.
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Still, it would be so wonderful.
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And now, here's the winning number.
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Give me my ticket, Garfield.
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And the winning number is...
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Seven, nine,
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four, five,
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zero, six.
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And the last number is... three!
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[band playing upbeat music]
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[turns off TV]
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Gee, I got all ten numbers.
Looks like I won the 27 gazillion dollars.
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A lot of people, if this happened,
would go nuts and start leaping around.
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And you know what else?
I'm like a lot of people.
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[cheering hysterically]
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Yay, I'm rich!
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Yay! I'm rich!
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Well, shall we join him?
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Yeah!
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The winning ticket in the mega-jackpot
lucky seven ultra-snazzy lottery.
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That's great, Mr. Arbuckle.
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We're closed for the weekend right now,
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but you bring that ticket down here
Monday morning
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and we'll give you
your 27 gazillion dollars.
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I'll be there.
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Guys, what shall we do to celebrate?
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More pizza? Great.
Let's go to Vito's and buy pizza.
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No, I have a better idea.
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I no get-a this straight.
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Tell me again.
How many pizzas you wish to buy?
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For the tenth time, Vito,
I'm not here to buy pizzas.
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I want to buy the pizzeria.
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The whole place.
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How I've dreamed of this moment.
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I hit the lottery.
I won 27 gazillion dollars!
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[cash register chimes]
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Mr. Arbuckle, was that the name?
I'm a reporter with Channel 4.
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Did I hear you right?
You're the big lottery winner?
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Hey! That's me.
Vito, name your price, then double it.
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First, make pizzas, then talk money.
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That's right, Sid. The big lottery winner.
Get a camera crew and we'll do a story.
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Tomorrow I'm going on
the biggest shopping spree you ever saw.
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After all,
I've got 27 gazillion dollars to spend.
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By the time I'm done here,
you may be down to 26.
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The city was all abuzz todayas lottery winner Jon Arbuckle
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began spendingsome of the 27 gazillion dollars he won
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in this weekend's super mega-jackpotlucky seven ultra-snazzy lottery.
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This morning, he purchased seven cars,one for each day of the week.
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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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Saturday, I take half the day off.
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He also picked outthe new home he will purchase.
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It has 600 rooms.
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When one gets dirty,I'll just move to another.
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In his new mansion, I asked himwhat would be his greatest extravagance.
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That would be Garfield.
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-[chomping]
-Oh, this rich stuff is so good.
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Come on, Garfield.Back to the old house one last time.
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Oh, I can't move. I can't walk.
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I couldn't eat another biteif my life depended on it.
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How soon is dinner?
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Let's go. My new tailor Armando
is going to meet me there.
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-I'm not going to miss this house.
-Me neither.
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How about you, Odie?
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[sniffs]
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[cart rumbles past]
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Mr. Arbuckle? I am Armando. I'm a tailor.
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I am known as Armando the Tailor.
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Oh, come in, Armando the Tailor.
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Odie, you can't be serious.
You're gonna miss this house?
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[Odie] Mm-hmm.
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Why? We're gonna live in a mansion
with hot and cold running servants.
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We're gonna have a swimming pool.
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And like all rich people,
we're never gonna go in it.
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Okay, so this house is the only home
you've ever known.
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So? You think I'm going to miss it?
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Miss my favorite corner to sleep in?
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Miss my favorite window screen
to hang on?
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No. Think of the meal service
in the new house.
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You like it, Mr. Arbuckle?
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Love it. I want 50 more outfits,
Armando the Tailor.
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-[phone rings]
-Huh? Excuse me.
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What would you like me to do
with your old clothes?
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Throw them away.
There's a trash can by the curb.
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Hello? Oh, Mr. Barker.
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[Barker] Sorry to bother you at home
on the weekend, Arbuckle.
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But I wanted to make sure
you were working on those drawings I need.
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[gibberish over receiver]
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-You what?
-I said I quit, Mr. Barker.
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[Armando] Eww!
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I don't have to work for you anymore.
I'm rich!
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Monday morning, I turn in
my winning lottery ticket here.
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My lottery ticket here.
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It's in that shirt
I told Armando to throw away.
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[Barker] Arbuckle? Arbuckle?I can't stand employees who quit.
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You are fired!
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Stop! This is a catastrophe!
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Jon doesn't have catastrophes anymore.
He's rich.
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I made it just in time.
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Stop! Stop that garbage truck.
I need my old clothes back.
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[screams]
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No, you don't, Mr. Arbuckle.
They were so out of style.
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My lottery ticket!
It was in with these clothes.
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Oh, no!
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We're the last stop before they take
the trash out to the pier.
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Oh, great. Some fish
is gonna get our money.
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[tires screech]
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[Garfield and Jon panting]
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You can tell this is an emergency
because I didn't stop for ice cream.
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[Jon shrieking]
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[woman screams]
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[screams]
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-[crash!]
-[tires screeching]
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[Garfield panting]
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[Jon gasps] Did you dump the garbage
in the ocean already?
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[chuckles] Oh, no.
We don't do that anymore.
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-You don't?
-No. It's bad for the environment, duh.
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Now we burn it.
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That's the trash we picked up.
Makes nice smoke, don't it?
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Well, it was nice being rich
while it lasted.
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All the pasta I could eat. Finally.
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But I don't have it so bad.
I've got you and Odie.
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You might find it hard to believe,
but I would have missed this house.
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You're right. I find it hard to believe.
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I still have my job with Mr. Barker.
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[Odie yips]
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[gasps] No! I don't have my job
with Mr. Barker?
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-Oh! What am I gonna do?
-[Odie] Huh?
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[yipping]
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[barks, growls]
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Odie, I don't have time.
I quit my job. I...
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-I took these off when we got home.
-We're rich again?
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[cheering, laughing]
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[Odie sighs]
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[man] Just let me have the winning ticket,
Mr. Arbuckle.
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I'd like the 27 gazillion
in large bills, please.
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Or a check made out to Vito's Pizzeria.
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[sighs]
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The winning numbers were seven, nine,
four, five, zero, six, three and...
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-Wait a minute.
-What's wrong? Is something wrong?
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This last number on your ticket
isn't a three.
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It's an eight that was covered by a stain.
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[sniffs]
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It smells like pizza sauce.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Arbuckle.
This is not a winning ticket.
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[Odie] Huh? Huh?
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Excuse me.
I think I have the winning lottery ticket.
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Yes, you do, ma'am.
You win the 27 gazillion dollars.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Yahoo! I'm rich!
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[woman shrieking]
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[stage set clattering]
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[party favor blowing]
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I can get my job back.
All it will take is a sincere apology.
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And begging. Oh, don't forget the begging.
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Well, guys, it looks like we lost
27 gazillion dollars.
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A lot of people would go absolutely nuts
and start crying and whining.
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And you know what else?
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[both] Huh?
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I'm like a lot of people.
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[sobbing]
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[Garfield sobbing]
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Hmm?
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[grumbling]
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[spaceship whirring]
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[phone autodialing]
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[line ringing]
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[creature speaking alien language]
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I'm on my way
to Gamma Quadrant Nine, Murray.
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-[Murray speaking alien language]
-My generator bank is low.
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I need a place I can stop
for a day and recharge.
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[Murray speaking alien language]
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Earth? What's to do on Earth?
Most boring planet in the galaxy.
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It makes Tri-sector Blue seem like
a bleen festival.
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[Murray speaking alien language]
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Well, I guess it'll do.
It's on the way.
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[Garfield sighs]
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[Garfield snoring]
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[Odie yipping]
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[Garfield sighs]
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Jon will be home any minute
and make dinner.
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I wish he'd hurry. I haven't eaten in...
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[gasps]
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Two hours, 15 minutes and three seconds.
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-Four seconds. Five seconds.
-[horn honks]
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Here's Jon.
He went to apply for cartooning work.
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You'll be able to tell by his face
if he got hired or not.
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[Jon sighs]
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Ooh! That looks like a "not" to me.
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I'll have dinner on the table soon, guys.
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Soon is not soon enough.
Can you make soon sooner?
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Why are we rushing him?
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Have you noticed how bad
Jon's cooking has been lately?
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Especially when he's out of work
and dejected.
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Yeah. Blecch!
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Sometimes, it's hard to tell
what it is he's serving.
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What do you think it is, boy?
Meat, fish or pasta?
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[sniffs] I don't know.
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Hmm. I'm thinking chicken chow mein
or maybe chocolate pudding,
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or both mixed together.
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I think I need an emergency banana.
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There must be somebody
who wants to hire a cartoonist.
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[phone rings]
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Jon Arbuckle.
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Arbuckle? Eddie Gourmand here.
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You know me,
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the world's greatest food critic
and all-around cool person.
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Now listen,
I was told you are a cartoonist.
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Yes, I was. I mean, I am.
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I need one I can pay a fabulous salary to
to do drawings in my cookbook.
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Fabulous salary?
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-But, Arbuckle, are you a good cook?
-You want to know if I'm a good cook?
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I have some thoughts on the matter.
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-Yes, I'm an excellent cook.
-Those are not my thoughts.
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Tell you what.
I'll come to dinner tonight at your house.
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If I like what you serve,
the job and the fabulous salary are yours.
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-You have my address?
-Mm-hmm.
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Good. See you tonight at 8:00.
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Garfield! I'm going to get a job
with a fabulous salary.
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-I knew it.
-I just have to cook a great dinner!
245
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,000
-I knew you couldn't do it.
-What do I need? Oh, ingredients.
246
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,720
I have to go buy ingredients!
See you soon.
247
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,840
-Oooh!
-[thud!]
248
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,200
-[birds chirping]
-[Jon sighs]
249
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,000
Even his bananas aren't that good.
250
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,280
[laughs]
251
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,720
[spaceship whirring]
252
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,440
[thud!]
253
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,840
[clank!]
254
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,440
[Nimbus] Blblblblbl! Ugh! Ooh!
255
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,040
I forgot,
they have gravity on this planet.
256
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,000
Let's see what's around here:
house, trees.
257
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,160
I'd better hide my spacecraft.
258
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,000
[whirring]
259
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,280
You know how bad this is?
You and I won't eat it.
260
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,160
[Odie] Oh, that's pretty bad.
261
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,480
You're darn right that's pretty bad.
262
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,640
[clang!]
263
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,240
[sniffing]
264
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,480
That smell!
265
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,080
That smells like the corrugated uranium
my mother used to make.
266
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,440
-[can clanging]
-[Nimbus gulping]
267
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,960
Oh, delicious! Mmm! Mmm!
268
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,600
Mmm!
269
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,840
You like that, fella?
270
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,920
Highly-obese cat!
Best food I've had in the galaxy!
271
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,600
Well, if you want more,
the dog's not gonna eat his, either.
272
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,600
-[Nimbus chuckles]
-[Garfield laughs]
273
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,560
-[Odie whimpers]
-Let me at it!
274
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,440
You know, Odie, I've been hungry,
275
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,480
but I don't think
I've ever been that hungry.
276
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,120
Let's see if Jon left
any more of that stuff on the stove.
277
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,800
The more our friend eats,
the less we'll have to finish.
278
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,480
[phone autodialing]
279
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:28,080
Murray? I could get to like Earth,
if it didn't have all this gravity.
280
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,920
Yeah, gravity. Earth is lousy with it!
281
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,600
[man] We interrupt this Garfield cartoonto bring you this educational moment.
282
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,960
Tell them not to worry. It'll be quick.
283
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,080
-Don't worry. It'll be quick.
-Thank you.
284
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,920
This is for those of you
who don't know what gravity is.
285
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,920
Gravity is a natural phenomenon
286
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,280
by which objects with mass
attract one another.
287
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,640
I'll repeat that
because I don't understand it, either.
288
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:59,200
It has something to do with how
big objects attract littler objects.
289
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,160
The Earth is a big object
so smaller objects are attracted to it.
290
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,720
History says that gravity
was first figured out
291
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,240
by a man named Isaac Newton
back in the 17th century.
292
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,560
They say it happened
when an apple fell on his head.
293
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,560
Well, that's not exactly how it happened.
294
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,520
[Isaac snoring]
295
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,280
[cat, British accent] I say, old chap!
296
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:22,800
How about a spot of dinner
for your pussycat?
297
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,960
It would seem I have to take matters
into my own paws.
298
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:34,640
Apples. Well, they're not exactly lasagna
but they'll do.
299
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,680
[cat straining]
300
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,640
Ah, there we go. [screams]
301
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,200
-What happened? I was asleep and...
-[chomp!]
302
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,680
-You fell down, my fine pussycat?
-[cat laughs]
303
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:53,640
I wonder why you did not fall up?
Could it be? The force of gravity?
304
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:58,720
And so, in conclusion, gravity is why
things fall down and go boom.
305
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,000
[Garfield] And so Isaac Newton formulated
his theory of how gravity worked.
306
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,160
And why we do not float away
from this planet.
307
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,880
[Garfield] He became world famous,
308
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,240
and of course his cat didn't get
a bit of credit.
309
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,400
So that's what gravity is
and why it's a good thing to have.
310
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,800
This concludes the educational portion
of our program.
311
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,000
Don't worry.
We won't have another one
312
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,520
until next season,
or maybe the one after that.
313
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,800
Our story resumes.
314
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,680
I don't like all this gravity,
all this walking on the floor.
315
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,320
Without gravity, I feel so free.
316
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,000
Time to use the old portable
gravity elimination device.
317
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,760
[beep]
318
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,240
[energy pulsing]
319
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,320
[eerie whirring noise]
320
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,560
[laughs] Great! This is just like home!
321
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,360
[Odie whines]
322
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,520
Jon had a cake in the oven?
323
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,240
His last one was like lead.
I hope this one is light.
324
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,960
[Odie] Aww! [yips]
325
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,040
Hey, not bad.
326
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,160
Huh?
327
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,400
[whirring]
328
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,880
[both gasp]
329
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,480
Odie! Stop kidding around!
You're a dog, Odie. Dogs can't fly.
330
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,120
[Odie] Huh?
331
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,000
No, you can't, any more than cats can fly,
which we can't do either.
332
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,360
So stop... floating around like that?
333
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,680
Odie! Is this one of those
hokey dream sequences
334
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,920
we do every once in a while?
335
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,360
-I don't think so.
-I don't either.
336
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,960
[eerie music playing]
337
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,120
-Whoa!
-[Odie moaning]
338
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,760
Hey, Odie, look! I'm not falling.
339
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,120
Give it a try.
340
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,880
Oh! I spent too long at the market.
341
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,880
I won't get home in time to cook
Mr. Gourmand that great meal.
342
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,080
Maybe Garfield and Odie
will entertain him until I get there.
343
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,680
[sighs]
344
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,440
Mm-hmm.
345
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,400
[Garfield laughs]
346
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,600
Mmm! Mmm! Yum-yum.
347
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,360
[slurps]
348
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,120
-[crunching]
-[doorbell rings]
349
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,200
Odie, would you float over there
and see who that is?
350
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,000
Open up, Arbuckle, it's me.
351
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,080
It's 8:00 and I don't like
being kept waiting at mealtime.
352
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,920
-[Jon gasps]
-[doorbell rings]
353
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,920
Oh, no! Mr. Gourmand is here already!
354
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,520
-[tires screech]
-[doorbell rings]
355
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,800
-I'll go in the back door.
-[doorbell rings]
356
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,120
[Garfield imitating jet engine]
357
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,080
-Huh?
-[Garfield] Vrooom!
358
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160
Garfield.
359
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,760
Hey, Jon, I found something
that's almost as much fun
360
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,120
as sleeping or eating.
361
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,880
My tomatoes! My carrots! My rutabagas!
362
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,520
I think Jon's too heavy
to float like this.
363
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,520
[sighs] I wonder if my generator bank
is recharged yet.
364
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,280
Arbuckle, what is going on? Arbuckle?
Is my dinner ready?
365
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,200
This place is getting crowded.
This might be a good time to check.
366
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,400
Better turn off the gravity eliminator.
367
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,200
-[beeps]
-thud!]
368
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,280
[both] Uh-oh.
369
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,840
-[crash!]
-Huh?
370
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,160
[dishes clattering]
371
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,840
Oh! What a beautiful job
of setting the table.
372
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,600
-Huh?
-[Odie sighs]
373
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,600
[Jon gasps]
374
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,320
What a fine way of tossing a salad!
375
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,960
What a bad way of landing on your head.
376
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,760
Oh, and look at this stir-fry.
377
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,560
I can already see how perfectly yummy
it will be after you heat it up.
378
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,920
Heat it up? Oh, yes.
I'm about to heat it up, Mr. Gourmand.
379
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,360
Good. And I'll start
on your splendid salad while you do.
380
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,360
[whirring]
381
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,240
All charged up and ready to go.
382
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,880
[yips]
383
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,400
I keep telling you, Odie.
I have no idea what happened.
384
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,080
[spaceship whirring]
385
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,960
But I think I know who does.
386
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,440
Hey, you. Yoo-hoo.
I thought it might be you.
387
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,880
What happened in the house?
That was your doing.
388
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,760
Guilty! Hope you enjoyed it.
389
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:25,720
Hey, the food was great.
If I come back, can I have that again?
390
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,360
Can you make us float again?
391
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,600
It's a deal. Bye.
392
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,560
[spaceship whirring]
393
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,800
[both] Bye.
394
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,960
[Garfield] Wow, that was amazing.
I never would have believed it.
395
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,200
-[yips]
-No, not floating.
396
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,200
Somebody liking Jon's cooking.
397
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,600
[Eddie] Arbuckle, this is delicious!
398
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,600
The stir-fry is ready, Mr. Gourmand.
399
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,200
Oh, and smells divine. You are so hired.
400
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:58,120
I won't just pay you a fabulous salary,
I'll pay you a super-fabulous salary.
401
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,440
-[Eddie slurping]
-[Odie yips]
402
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,880
Yeah. Two somebodies like Jon's cooking.
403
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,640
Well, it just goes to show, Odie,
sometimes it all works out.
404
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,480
Hurry back, my friend.
405
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,040
[whirring]
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