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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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That's right, Victoria,we were switched at birth at the hospital.
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-Odie!
-Ta-da!
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Remote control emergency.
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Will you please change the channel
before I get severe brain rot?
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...true heir of the Vanderfeller fortune.
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No! That's the volume, Odie.
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Did you forget everything I taught you?
It's the button on your left.
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-Sir Leo is one of Hollywood's hottest...
-First a soap opera, now a talk show.
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-Well...
-No, wait! That's Sir Leo!
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...under a great deal of stress lately.
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Ever since he broke up with Paw Li,
the paparazzi have been harassing him.
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[host] Paw Li is the Siamesesupermodel-turned-actress
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who co-stars alongside Sir Leo
in his latest movie,
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Cat on a Hot Bin Lid.
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The movie has gotten rave reviews
but hasn't done so well in the box office.
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No, and that's been
a huge disappointment for Sir Leo.
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He hoped his celebrity status
would bring this art house film
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the success of his previous blockbusters.
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Some people have real problems.
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My remote control doesn't work,
and am Icomplaining? No.
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-Turn it off, will you, Odie?
-[Odie barks]
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-[car arriving]
-[Odie] Huh?
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[Liz sighs]
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-I don't think anybody saw us.
-No one except the entire neighborhood.
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You look like you just robbed a bank.
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What are you hiding under there?
Plutonium? An alien specimen?
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It's moving!
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Jon? Please tell me
that's a live lobster in there.
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[cat, British accent] Hello? I'm beginning
to feel rather cramped, if you don't mind.
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An articulate live lobster?
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You cloned me?
I have a copyright on that, you know.
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Garfield, Odie, this is Sir Leo.
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He's staying with us awhile.
He's in need of a vacation.
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Sir Leo? Here?
This isn't exactly the French Riviera.
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Liz is Sir Leo's vet.
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She thought our house would be a place
for him to get away from the paparazzi
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and recover from his nervous breakdown.
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That's right. You'll be safe here.
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The only danger is being bored to death.
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[yipping]
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And Odie's saliva.
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What's with the nervous breakdown?
I thought you movie stars had it easy.
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Not quite. I was thrown into show business
when just a kitten.
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I've never lived the life
of an ordinary cat.
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Come on then, I'll show you around.
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But don't expect
any special celebrity treatment.
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-Hungry?
-Famished.
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-[burps]
-If I may, what exactly are these?
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Fish sticks?
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I'm not sure my nutritionist
would approve.
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Man, movie stars have it rough.
I'll eat them if you don't.
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Hey, not bad.
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[crowd] Sir Leo! Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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-They're here.
-Who's here?
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Them. The fans. The paparazzi.
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[fans] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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-Sir Leo!
-[Garfield gasps]
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It's a sea of people out there!
How did they find you?
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They always do.
I guess it's back to the fast lane for me.
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Or maybe not. I could pretend to be you.
I mean, I'm practically identical, right?
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Okay, okay, so I got a head start
on the fish sticks,
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but no one will notice the difference.
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Go get 'em, tiger. I owe you one.
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-[fans cheering]
-[camera shutters snapping]
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[fans chanting "Sir Leo!"]
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[gasping]
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Why can't they ever resist
the need to touch?
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[fans] Sir Leo!
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[Garfield] Whoa!
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[man] Today, celebrity cat Sir Leo
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spent an entire day signing autographsand posing with fans.
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[Sir Leo] Hey, Garfield! We're on TV!
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Unlike his recent public appearances,Sir Leo was in top form.
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Our crew got the exclusive footage.
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[fans on TV] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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Brilliant! You make
a better Sir Leo than I do.
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So, when do I get to ride in the limo?
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[chuckles]
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[fans cheering]
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Have fun, Garfield.
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[sighs] I think I'll go to bed.
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When you get home,
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I'll have Jean-Louis put you
on that papaya diet again.
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I don't think I like Jean-Louis,
whoever he is.
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Anyway, I hate to make you work
during your vacation, Leo,
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but I couldn't pass up a TV commercial.
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Sounds fun.
How much work can that possibly be?
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-[man] Scene 3, take 5.
-[director] And... action!
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-Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar.
-Meow!
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[director] Cut! Yes, um, Sir Leo, that was
good, but let's try that "meow" again.
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[man] Scene 3, take 6!
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[director] And... action!
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-Meow!
-[man] Cut!
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[director] Good. Why don't we try it
a little more suave this time?
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[man] Scene 3, take 7!
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Meow!
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[man] Scene 3, take 25!
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-Meow.
-[man] Scene 3, take 57!
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-Meow!
-[man] Scene 2, take 74!
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[director] Well, I guess that's a wrap.
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[fans] Sir Leo! Sir Leo!
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To the movie theater, James.
Step on it, we're late for the premiere!
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I'm warning you, there better be popcorn.
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[fans chanting "Sir Leo!"]
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[woman] It's the Deverminator!
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[cat, like Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Hasta la vista, vermin!
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[rooster crows]
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[fans chanting "Sir Leo!"]
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-No! It's not me you want, it's him!
-[chanting continues]
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Leo, wake up!
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[helicopter hovering]
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Your fans, they're outside. They want you!
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No, they want you.
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Oh no, no, no. Here!
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I'm not cut out for this celebrity stuff.
I want my life back!
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Hey, who wanted to ride in the limo?
Who said celebrities had it easy?
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The fans, the paparazzi,
they're your problems now.
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Alright then, they're gonna get
a taste of the real me, or him.
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Or me... You know what I mean.
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[fans applauding]
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[fans gasp]
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[blows raspberry]
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[fans gasp]
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[fans shouting]
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[fans chanting "Sir Leo!"]
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[Garfield laughs]
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[man] Poor dog!
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-[fans grumbling]
-[man] Look at him! Are you insane?
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[Sir Leo laughs]
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[Sir Leo] Brilliant. Priceless.
We're on every channel!
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Thank you, my friend,
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you've just brought me
a lot of free publicity! Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah. We'll see who gets
the last laugh. Meow!
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[fans cheering]
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-[laughing]
-[fans applauding]
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-[girl] Gross!
-[fans gasping]
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[rock music blasting]
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[laughs]
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[Squeak] Attack!
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[fans screaming]
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Humans. So predictable.
Here's your pay check, Squeak.
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[Odie straining]
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[Squeak] Yoo-hoo!
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Today, Sir Leo fans discovereda different side
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of their favorite celebrity.
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Unlike his popular Deverminator character,
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it turns out the staris a rodent enthusiast.
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The autograph session ended abruptly
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when a swarm of mice attacked fansand reporters, forcing them to flee.
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Could this be the end of Sir Leo's career?
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Me? A rodent lover?
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I can never show my face
in Hollywood again!
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You mean my face.
You stole my life remember?
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Oh, you can have it back! Anything,
just help me get out of this mess!
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So you're telling usthat wasn't the real Sir Leo?
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The whole thing was a hoax,a publicity stunt?
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Yes, that's right.Sir Leo desperately needed a vacation,
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so we hired a look-aliketo impersonate him for a few days.
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Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome Sir Leo's belching,
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pie-throwing look-alike!
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[fans cheering and applauding]
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Mwah! Mwah!
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Who needs fame when you can be
the star of your own house?
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Because every cat deserves luxury.
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Cat-viar puts the cat in caviar.
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Meow!
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I do the work, and he gets the glory.
And the pay check. Life is so unfair.
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-[Jon] Garfield, dinner!
-But I'm not complaining.
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[snickers]
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Gee! What's with all the reruns
and reality series?
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It's a sad reality
that TV isn't what it used to be.
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[Odie yips]
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Garfield. Odie. Don't watch too much TV.
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It's bad for your eyes, you know.
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I'll blast you, you fiend! [laughs]
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Okay, now, pay attention, people, please!
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Make sure you use light whipping cream
or your cookie dough will be too thick.
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-[silly soundtrack playing]
-[incoming missile whistles]
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If the arguments in your houseare getting out of hand,
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maybe you're justwhat we've been looking for.
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Learning is so much funwith Rob the Giant Chicken!
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Now sing along with me.
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♪ A, B, C... ♪
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[host] You're all talkand no answer, Michael.
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I'm afraid you arethe weakest brain. Goodbye!
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[crowd boos]
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[splat!]
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You'd think out of 758 channels,
there'd be at least one decent show.
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"Channel 145, Virtualodeon."
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Sounds like a lame sci-fi movie.
Oh, well, what the heck.
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[eerie soundtrack plays]
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Good evening.
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I am Professor Bonkers,
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and I want to welcome youto the beta testing of Virtualodeon,
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a groundbreaking invention of mine
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that will change the faceof broadcasting television forever!
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Thanks to the state-of-the-artholographic enhancer
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that's way too advanced for youto even comprehend,
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Virtualodeon will bringthe characters of your favorite TV show
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right into your very own living room!
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Then you probably need a pair
of those silly 3D glasses.
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Absolutely not!That's the beauty of it!
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Virtualodeon requires no 3D glasses!Let's get cracking, shall we?
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Who hasn't dreamed of exploringthe ocean depths without even getting wet?
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Me.
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Huh?
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[yips]
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[Odie] Huh?
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[Odie yipping]
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[laughs] Wow.
Hurry, Odie! Get me some tartar sauce.
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-[shark snarls]
-[Odie shrieks]
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Don't worry, Odie,
it's just an optical trick!
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-It's not really...
-[shark snarls]
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It's real! It's really real!
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[Garfield screams]
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Hee hee hee! Did you enjoy it? Good.
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That was only the beginning.
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Now, has any one of you ever wantedto be on a quiz show?
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What's the capital of Bhutan?
Who invented penicillin? How old is Cher?
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[Garfield stammering]
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I'm afraid you are the weakest brain.
Goodbye!
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[audience boos]
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Mmm! This virtual pie tastes really nice.
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And now, for our younger audience,how about a little fairy tale?
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Are you sure this bean is really magic?
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Sure, kid.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed!
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I've been had.
That's just an ordinary bean!
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-I have a bad feeling about this, Odie.
-[Odie yips]
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[sparks whooshing]
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[laughing maniacally]
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Did you really think you could defeat me,
wretched fool?
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[laughing hysterically]
I love fairy tales! And now...
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Can't you see I'm in the middle
of a TV show?
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Sorry, sir. There appears
to be a problem with this program.
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The beanstalk is...
no longer quite so virtual.
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And the network got a call
from a lady asking if the shark
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could please let go of her husband.
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Oh, dear!
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Ahem! Due to some unforeseen problems,
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I am sorry to inform you that this program
will be terminated in ten seconds.
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Ten, nine...
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Wow! Seems pretty solid, doesn't it, Odie?
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Let me remind you that the network
is not liable for any damages
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this program may have caused.
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[yipping]
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[Bonkers] Two... one, zero.
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-[beanstalk rumbling]
-[Garfield shrieks]
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[Odie yips]
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I need some coff... [shrieks]
What's going on here? What's...?
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This has Garfield written all over it.
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Garfield! Where are you?
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Bad, bad cat!
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Uh, I think I'm inside the TV.
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Garfield, I know you're hiding here
somewhere.
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Help!
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No sign of him down here.
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George Frika's shampoowill leave your hair soft,
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silky and manageable.
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-Meow!-Oh, and it will also make it clean!
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[Jon] Stupid commercials.
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Meow, meow!
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Garfield is so gonna be grounded.
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No lasagna for a week. No, a year!
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-...talk and no answer, Michael.-Meow, meow! Whoa!
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[Odie yipping]
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Odie, what's wrong?
Quit barking at the TV!
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It's just a dumb program
with Garfield in it.
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-Garfield? But that's impossible!
-[band playing on TV]
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[Garfield] Meow!
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What are you doing in there?
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Huh?
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Get the TV program?
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Okay. Let's see.
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Channel 145, Virtualodeon.
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Oh, no.
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Something must have gone terribly wrong
and Garfield got sucked into the TV.
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The network will know what to do.
Just hold on tight, Garfield, okay?
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B as in "boy" and "banana"!
M as in "morning" and "mustard."
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And Z as in, "Zip it, birdie."
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You've gotta help! My cat was sucked
into the TV because of your program.
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-A most deplorable loss.
-And you gotta help me get him back!
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I'll be there as soon as I can.
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Meanwhile, try to keep your cat
on a safe program,
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preferably something uplifting.
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[Jon] He's on some educational show.
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He's learning the alphabet
with Rob the Giant Yellow Chicken.
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[Odie sighs]
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-You won't get away with this, Dr. Mo!
-[Mo laughing maniacally]
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-[Garfield screams]
-Farewell, Agent 008!
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[Mo laughing maniacally]
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[Garfield shrieks]
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[machine pounding]
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[Jon shrieks]
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Huh?
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Garfield!
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Someone switch to another channel.
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-Hurry!
-No!
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[008 screaming]
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[screaming stops]
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[Jon sighs]
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[woman, cocking gun] It's here!
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It's here!
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Oh, no! I've sent Garfield
into a horror movie!
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[alien screeching]
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Help!
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Why won't it work? Oh, no!
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The batteries must have fallen out!
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Odie, help me find the batteries!
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[screeching]
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Hurry!
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Oh, no! We're going to be drooled over!
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If this isn't an emergency,
I don't know what is.
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-[alarm sounding]
-[alien gasps]
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[Garfield shrieking]
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-[woman shrieking]
-Oh, this is pretty bad.
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Don't worry, Garfield!
I found new batteries!
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Now, make sure you put loadsof this yummy cheese
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between each lasagna layer.
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[Jon sighs]
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-Oh, hello, kitty cat.
-[Garfield laughs]
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[doorbell rings]
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That must be Professor Bonkers.
Odie, don't touch the remote, okay?
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Now that the lasagna is ready,
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we can go to work
on our lovely Caesar salad!
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[Garfield] Ooh! Yummy. Mmm!
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00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,840
[Garfield laughs]
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That savage beast just ate my main course!
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-Garfield!
-[Garfield] Help!
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Take this! And this! You ravenous monster!
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00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,200
[Garfield] Guys, he's nastier
than the alien!
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There. This should definitely be safe.
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00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,440
[saloon piano playing]
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Hmm?
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Kiss me!
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00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,280
Ehh! Way too much lip gloss.
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00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,360
Thanks to this turbo-holo-extractor,
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I'll pull your cat out of there
in no time!
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Now stay still for a minute, cat.
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Not an option right now!
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[woman] Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
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[extractor buzzing]
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-[screams]
-[thud!]
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[muttering]
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[sighs] Thank heavens, Garfield.
You're back!
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Yeah. Seems like I made it in one piece.
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[woman] Hey, where do youthink you're going?
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You're not going anywheretill you give me a proper kiss!
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[Garfield screams]
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Oopsie-doopsie.
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It seems that my extractor
has accidentally left the gate open.
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Now sing along with me
or I'll lay an egg right here, right now!
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[woman] Kiss me! Kiss me!
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It's here! It's here!
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-[alien screeching]
-[Jon shrieks]
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[Odie yipping]
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00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,440
[yipping]
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00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,920
-[alien's feet pounding]
-[woman] Kiss me!
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[Garfield shrieking]
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No one touches my lasagna till I say so!
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[Jon screams]
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[characters screaming]
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[woman] Kiss me! Kiss me!
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[Odie yips]
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-[woman] Kiss me!
-[Garfield panting]
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00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,320
Kiss me!
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00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,680
-Oh, paws, don't fail me now.
-Kiss me!
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[tie squeaks]
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Kiss me!
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00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,000
[Jon stammering]
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Oh, my.
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[feet pounding]
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[shrieks]
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00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720
[buzzes]
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00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,440
Kiss me.
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00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,480
-Kiss...
-Hey! Switch that TV back on!
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00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,480
Whew! Bye!
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00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,640
[static crackles]
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00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,440
Fools!The world is not ready for my genius!
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It's here!
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00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,160
It's here!
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Now sing along with me
or I'll lay an egg right here, right now!
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00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,920
Don't you think
that's enough TV for one day?
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-[woman] Kiss me!
-[Garfield snickers]
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