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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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Gee. I haven't seen Liz in days.
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-[TV playing]
-Garfield, you don't look so good today.
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[sighs] Here we go again.
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Wouldn't it be easier
to just buy her dinner?
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Can I help you hold your stethoscope?
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Jon, there's nothing wrong with Garfield.
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[Garfield] See? She knows.
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Nothing except his weight, of course.
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What do you know?
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Which reminds me, I'd better see
how he's doing in that department.
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[straining]
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Two more pounds
and I'll need a forklift to do this.
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Hey, sarcastic remarks are my job.
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You're going to inaugurate my new
state-of-the-art animal scale, Garfield.
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Jon, would you turn the dial
to "Portly Pussycat"?
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"Portly Pussycat." Just as you asked.
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[electronic voice] Owww! Get off me,you overweight tub of pasta and goo!
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Yikes! That thing talks!
And it screamed at me, and it's rude.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
This is a talking scale.
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Come back here, you bucket of lard!I wasn't finished with you!
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Oh, my.
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Garfield's heavier than I thought.
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It says he needs to lose two pounds
right away,
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by the end of the week, if possible.
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And if he doesn't?
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Then we have no choice
but to send him to the cat spa.
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The cat spa? That sounds great.
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Massages, long naps, more massages,
more long naps...
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They'll put him on a strict low-fat diet.
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...long nap and then...
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Strict low-fat diet?
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This low-fat diet, I can still eat lasagna
and pizza and pork fried rice
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and bacon wrapped in bacon, right?
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Here's a video of the place.
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Welcome to Maggie's Cat Spa,
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the world's leading health resortfor lazy, overweight cats with attitude!
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When we brought Hectorto Maggie's Cat Spa,
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he was eating 12 meals a day.
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He got so fat that when he had to walk
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from the living room to the kitchen,he took a cab.
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But thanks to Maggie's Cat Spa,this is all behind us now.
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Well, look at Hector now.
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Doesn't he lookpositively healthy and alert?
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[feeble meow]
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At Maggie's Cat Spa,
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your beloved pet will be placedon a strict regimen of exercise and diet.
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Garfield can't go to that place.
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Yeah! Listen to Jon.
He's right for a change.
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Either he loses two pounds
by the end of the week...
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or it's the cat spa for him.
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[both shriek]
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Here. Take the scale home
so you can monitor his progress.
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I'll do my best.
Do you think you can do it, Garfield?
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-[Garfield crunching]
-Garfield! That's Liz's lunch!
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Hey, watching all that exercise
made me... [gulp]... hungry.
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[snickers]
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[Jon] Dinner's ready, Garfield!
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I want lasagna and ribs and Chinese food
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and chocolate cream pie
and roast beef with a side of roast beef
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and third helpings
of my second helpings and--
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Huh?
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Hey, what's this?
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Enjoy your lettuce leaf, Garfield.
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Gee, I was expecting food.
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I put him on that strict diet
you recommended, Liz.
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These things aren't bad if you cover them
in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
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I'll call you back, Liz.
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Let's see where we stand now.
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Hey, you gained another pound.Nice going, fatso.
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A few more ouncesand you'll qualify for your own zip code.
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See? Now you have to lose three pounds.
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I'll worry about it in the morning.
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I don't know what will get him
to take this seriously.
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Jon won't send me to that fat cat place...
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And even if he did, it wouldn't be so bad.
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[snoring]
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Wouldn't be so bad...
Wouldn't be so bad...
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[eerie soundtrack playing]
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Let me out! Please! Let me out!
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I don't belong here!
It's all a big mistake, I tell you!
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I'm not overweight!
I just have a very thick thing of fur!
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[cat] I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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Nurse Psycho doesn't like it
when we scream in terror.
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"Nurse Psycho"?
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You don't want to know what she did to
the last fat, obese cat that complained!
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What did she do?
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Let's put it this way, it was me.
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Help! Help! Jon!
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Or better still, someone competent! Help!
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Wait. I have to get a grip.
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This Nurse Psycho
couldn't possibly be that bad.
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-Where's the new fat cat?
-[thunder crashing]
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Oh, yeah. She could possibly be that bad.
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-There you are.
-No!
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Have you been screaming in terror?
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Wha--? Who, me?
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Oh, no. I was practicing my yodeling.
Here, listen.
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♪ Yodel-ay-ee-hoo ♪
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We're going to get you into shape.
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First, dinner.
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Dinner is good.
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I hope you like pea.
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Peas? Sure. I like peas.
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No. Pea. One pea.
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Gee, that's a...
That's a pretty small pea.
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Would you please turn away?
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I don't want to cry
when my fans are watching.
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-Eat it!
-Could I eat half now
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and then take the rest home
in a doggy bag?
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Eat it! You'll start exercising
as soon as you finish.
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As soon as I finish it?
Okay, well, here goes.
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[straining]
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Mmm.
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[bam!]
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[burps]
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[sighs] My compliments to the chef.
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Now it's time for your workout.
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Wait! I need time to digest
that huge meal!
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[thunder crashing]
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[Nurse Psycho] Up! Down! Up! Down!
Up! Down! Up! Down!
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Now repeat for the rest of all eternity!
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No! I must have lost two pounds by now!
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Sorry, pal! You're still fat!
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No!
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Faster! My grandmother
can run faster than that!
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And I'll bet she makes
her grandmother do this, too.
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[panting]
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I must have lost the weight by now.
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Didn't you hear me, jumbo?You're still fat!
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Faster!
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-Oh, boy.
-Faster!
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-[Garfield straining]
-Faster!
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We don't like slackers around here!
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What am I doing here?
Why are you doing this to me?
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And why is everything in black and white?
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I must have lost the weight by now.
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Guess what, chubby?
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That's right. You're fatter than ever!Even your flab is fat!
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You're so fat that when yousit around the house,
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you sit around the house.
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Knock off the insults.
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You're so fat thatwhen you step on a scale,
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it says, "One at a time, please."
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You're so fat that you need a watchon each wrist, one for each time zone!
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Don't be afraid, Garfield.You're among friends.
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In fact, all your friends are here.
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I don't see any friends.
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Here are your friends, Garfield,
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Pizza! Ice cream! Pie! Cake!Cheese! Roast beef!
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And of course, Lasagna!
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They're all your friends!
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We're your friends, Garfield!
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-Get away from me!
-Eat us, Garfield!
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We're delicious! And fattening!
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We're your friends, Garfield!
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No, no! I have to lose weight!
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We're delicious! And fattening!
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[shrieking]
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[shrieking stops]
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[gasping]
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I have to lose weight!
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I don't know what to do, Liz.
I can't get him to exercise.
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One, two, one, two, one, two.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
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Jon? Jon, is something wrong?
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I'll do some sit-ups
after I finish my aerobics.
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I'll have to call you back, Liz.
I seem to be having hallucinations.
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Garfield, I'm so impressed.
I'm sure you've lost at least two pounds.
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He better not insult me.
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You still need to lose two pounds.
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-[Garfield shrieks]
-[scale laughing maniacally]
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I can't understand it.
You must have lost weight. You must have!
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Oh, I see what the problem is.
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I was supposed to set it
for "Portly Pussycat,"
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and by accident,
I set it for "Pintsized Parakeet!"
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You're fine. In fact, you may not have had
to lose those 2 pounds in the first place.
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But isn't it good you dropped
a few pounds, Garfield?
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Garfield, why do you look so mad?
Garfield?
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Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! Help!
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Help!
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I should go after him,
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but I have some more
important things to do.
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Let's see what you weigh, Jumbo!
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[elephant trumpets]
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[scale] What are you, an elephant?You really need to lose weight.
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[losing power] You need to lose...
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Yeah, I know it's cruel.
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But there are some things in this world
you just can't forgive...
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and making me exercise is most of them.
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Oh, dear!
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-Up there, up there!
-What's going on?
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[man] There's a guy up there!
On the girders!
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[snoring]
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Jon! Wake up, Jon!
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Wake up before you take a wrong step and
wind up flatter than fast food pancakes.
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-[controller beeping]
-[crowd shrieking]
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-[board creaks]
-Oh, my!
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Whew!
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Oh, hi! You're probably wondering
how Jon got into this mess.
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I can tell you,
but it'll have to be quick.
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Now then...
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Jon was having trouble sleeping lately.
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He's tried everything.
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Uggh! Pwah!
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Sleeping in all sortsof different positions...
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He got a book called How to Sleep...
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"Try drinking a glass of warm milk
after a hot bath."
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But that didn't work becauseJon was unable to drink the hot bath.
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Then he decided to try counting sheep.
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But we didn't have any sheep
so we had to improvise.
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[Odie bleating]
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Oh.
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That didn't work, either.
But it did tire out Odie.
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[panting]
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Finally, he decided to watch TV.
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Are you wide awake all night?Unable to sleep?
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Are you so tired all daythat you doze off in your oatmeal?
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All of those.
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Then come see me, Dr. Somnambulo!
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I can enable you to sleep all nightthrough the power of hypnosis!
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I'm so desperate for a good night's sleep,
I'm even willing to try that.
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Jon went there the next morning,but he had second thoughts,
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which is two more than Jon usually has.
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I shouldn't have come here,
Dr. Somnambulo.
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[clock ticking]
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People with superior intelligence
can't be hypnotized.
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You can't cause me to...
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-[snaps fingers]
-[Jon snoring]
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[both] Huh?
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When I press this buzzer, you will awaken.
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Until I press it again,
you will think you are a chicken.
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Bawk bawk bawk-awk!
Bawk bawk bawk-awk!
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Better stop him before he lays an egg!
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Right!
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[buzzer sounds]
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...because I'm just
too smart to be hypnotized.
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I think you will be a fine subject
for the Hypno-tron computer.
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Hypno-what?
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[Garfield] The Hypno-tron computer wasthis thing Dr. Somnambulo had invented
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to program peoplewith hypnotic suggestions.
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I just enter the code
for the behavior pattern
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I wish to implant in him,
and he will be properly programmed.
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I didn't notice but I guesswhile the doc was programming Jon,
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Odie was distracted by a fly.
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[fly buzzing]
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[snarls]
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Jon Arbuckle!
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00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:24,360
You will fall sound asleep
every time you hear this sound.
254
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,080
-[Odie barks]
-I figure that must be how it happened.
255
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,120
Jon accidentally got programmedwith the sound of Odie barking.
256
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,160
Only we didn't know it.
257
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,920
-I shall test it and put you to sleep.
-[buzzer sounds]
258
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,920
-[Odie barks]
-[Jon snoring]
259
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,560
And to wake him up,
you just buzz the buzzer again.
260
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,960
-[buzzer buzzes]
-[Odie barks]
261
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,320
I don't think this is going to work on me.
262
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,800
Here, kitty cat.
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You put him to sleep with this
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00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,200
and then wake him up
when he is sufficiently rested.
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00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,680
-[Garfield] Got it.
-And keep a careful eye on him.
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00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,640
Once in a while, rarely...
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people under hypnosis have been known
to walk in their sleep.
268
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[Garfield] And so we headed home.
269
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,080
Liz is coming over.
270
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,400
She's giving a speech next week
to the Veterinarians' Association.
271
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,160
-[snarling]
-[Odie barks]
272
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,680
-[Jon snoring]
-[Garfield] Huh?
273
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,880
-[horns honking]
-[Odie barks]
274
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,680
I promised to help with her speech.
275
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,760
[screaming]
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00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,320
[Odie yipping]
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00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,480
I should have been a little suspiciousthat something was wrong,
278
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,920
but my mind was on other things.Like lunch.
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00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,880
I just want you to listen to this speech.
280
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,520
Glad to be of help.
281
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:56,520
This would be a good time to eat.
Not that there's ever a bad time.
282
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,800
-Ahem! My fellow veterinarians,
-[Odie barks]
283
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,920
-it is an honor to appear before you...
-[Jon snoring]
284
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,040
When I was asked to address you...
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00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400
Jon!
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00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,040
-[Odie barks]
-Jon, are you listening to me?
287
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,760
Hanging on every word, Liz.
288
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,359
All right.
289
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,040
When I was asked to address you...
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00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:22,079
[Odie barks]
291
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,200
[Jon snoring]
292
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,400
If my speech is so boring
it puts you to sleep,
293
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,680
you can just take a nap, Jon Arbuckle!
294
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,240
Goodbye!
295
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,480
-[Odie barks]
-Liz? Liz?
296
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,280
I thought she wanted me
to hear her speech.
297
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,040
-Odie, did you see where Liz went?
-[Odie barks]
298
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,120
[snoring]
299
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,960
Jon dozed off three times during dinnerand six while playing videogames.
300
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,760
And he never even knew it.
301
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,480
Finally, it was time for bed.
302
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,800
You can try that buzzer thing,
Garfield, but it won't do any good.
303
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,600
I can't be hypnotized.
304
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,360
[buzzer sounds]
305
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,480
For a time, it looked like Jon was right.
306
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,280
-[buzzing]
-[Odie barks]
307
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,640
Quiet, Odie!
I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.
308
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,360
[Jon snoring]
309
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,080
It finally worked.
310
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,760
[snoring]
311
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,160
Shh! Don't wake him up.
312
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,680
We thought the problem was over,but it was actually just beginning.
313
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:45,760
We sat there watching TV, figuring Jonwas fast asleep, and he was.
314
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,680
[snoring]
315
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,080
But something in himhad decided to go for a walk.
316
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,400
See you later, Jon. [gasps]
317
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,160
-[Garfield] Jon!
-[Odie howls]
318
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,280
Where'd he go?
319
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,400
-[horn blows]
-[Odie yips]
320
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,720
[Jon snoring]
321
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,480
Another passenger without exact change?
All right.
322
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,000
Jon is sleepwalking,
just like that doctor warned!
323
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,440
We have to wake him up!
324
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,760
The trouble was,the bus was much faster than we were.
325
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120
[Jon snoring]
326
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,560
[mandolin playing]
327
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,120
Huh?
328
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,840
[splat!]
329
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,680
[Garfield] We followed the trail of oursleepwalking friend to Vito's Pizzeria.
330
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,600
He must have gone out the back.
331
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,840
-Any sign of him, Odie?
-[Odie whimpering]
332
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,560
[snoring]
333
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,720
[elevator door shuts]
334
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,200
You get help.
I'm going to try to wake him up.
335
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,120
And that's how we both wound up here.
336
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,560
[crowd gasping]
337
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,840
The trouble is, I keep buzzing this buzzer
and it doesn't wake him up.
338
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,880
[siren wailing]
339
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,560
-Oh, dear!
-Up there, up there!
340
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,280
There's got to be a way to wake him
before he takes a wrong step.
341
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,480
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
342
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,160
[Odie barks]
343
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,160
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
344
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,600
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
345
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,240
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
346
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,000
[Odie barks]
-Huh?
347
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,320
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
348
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,480
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
349
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,160
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
350
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,880
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
351
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,000
-[Odie barks]
-Huh?
352
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,920
-Odie! Stop barking!
-[Odie] Huh?
353
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,760
[Jon snoring]
354
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,560
-Odie! Bark one more time!
-[barks]
355
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,280
Huh? So I don't think there's any way
to hypnotize me to sleep.
356
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,480
I'll just lie awake here in my bed--
357
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,240
[sirens blaring]
358
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,520
Whoaaaa!
359
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,360
[shrieking]
360
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,040
[slow-motion yell]
361
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,320
[crowd sighs]
362
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,000
-[shrieks]
-[stammering]
363
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,720
[shrieking]
364
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,080
[Garfield] Oh! No!
365
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,040
Whoaaaa!
366
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,560
Oh, it hurts!
367
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,440
How did I get here?
368
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,480
[sighs]
369
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,360
-He will no longer fall asleep.
-[phone rings]
370
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,480
I'll be right back.
371
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,880
[Garfield] While we're here, I think I'll
give Jon a new hypnotic command.
372
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,720
You know, guys, I got a good night's sleep
and I feel great.
373
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,040
-I have a feeling my insomnia is gone.
-Great.
374
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:49,560
In fact, I feel so good, I'm not going to
make you any lasagnas now, Garfield.
375
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,840
I'm going for a walk.
376
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,360
Odie... bark, please.
377
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,480
-[Odie barks]
-Must make lasagnas.
378
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,840
Odie.
379
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,560
-[barks]
-Huh? Must make lasagnas.
380
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,280
-[barks]
-Huh? Must make lasagnas.
381
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,920
-[Odie barks]
-[Jon] Huh?
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