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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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[music fades out]
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So...
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Maxine, then...
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[Micky]
See, here's the problem with society.
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We've got too much choice.
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[both panting]
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[Micky] Every decade that rolls past,
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we get more and more lifestyle options.
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[Carl] You fuckin'...
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[Carl gasping in rage]
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[Micky] And the one thing
you can guarantee about people,
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give 'em a choice
and they'll pick the wrong fuckin' one.
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And then it's too late.
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Can't rewind, can't go back,
you've made your choice,
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-and you...
-[door slams]
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and everyone else
has got to live with it.
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ASAP.
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Was happy to feed Stella.
Make sure bills were paid.
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Stop Dad from choking on his own vomit.
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[Frank] Wasn't choking
so much as a terrified gargle.
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But you just broke the camel's back.
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Camel?
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[Frank] Hey!
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Brekky!
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Just take, take, take, with you, innit?
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Should've got that tidy little thing
you hang around with
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to sew it for you,
instead of pissing Liam off.
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-That's her job, see?
-Maxine?
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-Yeah.
-We broke up, remember?
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Give you the sharp end
of the elbow, did she?
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No. I dumped her.
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-[Frank making a trumpet sound]
-[Carl] Seriously. I did.
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-It was me. All me.
-[Frank] She's out of your league, mate.
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You're supposed to hold onto those ones,
not chuck 'em away.
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It just... didn't feel right.
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[Frank] Good in the sack, made you laugh,
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bit of a brain on her,
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cracking tits
you could stare at for hours?
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Well, yeah.
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So what the fuck didn't feel right?
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Well, while you're ruminating
on your failings as a human being,
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two eggs, sunny side up.
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So, you'll do it, then.
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[sighs] I dunno. It's weird.
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Ah. Statement, not a question.
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Cos I've already told my mum and dad
that I'm bringing my boyfriend
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to their anniversary party.
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-Great.
-[Maxine] Oh, and you're a doctor.
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-What?
-Congratulations.
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But I'm not a doctor.
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And even if I was, I'd be a gay doctor,
so that's even less use for you.
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You're the only half-decent man I know.
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So show up, slap a smile
on your face and pretend you like me.
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Why you so bothered about impressing
your parents, anyway?
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Because they think I'm a fuck-up.
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And I am a fuck-up.
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But I don't want to provide them
with any more ammunition.
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[Ian sighs]
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Tell you what, that black goes in...
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and you're on.
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-[Maxine laughs]
-[Ian laughs]
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[Ian] You all right, mate?
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[Maxine clears throat]
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Look, I don't want to sound like a tit,
but your angle's all wrong.
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Go on, then.
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-That was actually pretty good.
-Nothing.
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[Maxine chuckles]
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What, that doesn't count!
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You said the black had to go in.
You didn't say who by.
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[Maxine] Wear something straight.
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[sweet romantic music]
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[Lillian] Got any Tom Bakers?
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-What?
-Scarves.
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You know, like Tom Baker wore.
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Ladies' wear...
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third floor.
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-Eh?
-It's the lowest form of wit, love.
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Never mind.
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Going to look like a real twat
if I turn up without one.
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Bournemouth, three days.
Doctor Who convention.
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There's going to be a real
live Cyberman there.
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-And I fucking love Cybermen.
-4.50.
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Hear that Karen Maguire's coming out
of prison today.
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-You sure?
-Yeah.
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-And it was hospital, not prison.
-No. Mimi definitely said prison.
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Ta. See ya.
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Yeah, live long and prosper.
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-[Jamie] Are you okay?
-[Karen] I've stayed in worse places.
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It's all right.
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You can give me a hug,
I'm not going to break.
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[door opens]
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[door slams]
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Bit quiet in here, innit?
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People aren't willing to slap down cash
for a quickie any more.
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Everyone just stays home and wanks.
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I thought when Lillian left me in charge,
it'd be a chance to do things my way.
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But you can't have a knocking shop
if nobody's knocking.
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[knocking at the door]
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-Erm...
-Piss off, son.
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-Come back when you're older.
-Whoa, whoa. Don't you fucking move.
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How old are ya?
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16.
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You got ID?
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-Technically, he's legal.
-[Kelly] Yeah,
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but if he gets his rocks off in 'ere,
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then every bloody kid for miles
is going to be coming through that door.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Park your arse.
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[intriguing music]
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"She's young," I said.
"They make mistakes."
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That's what youth is all about.
She'll learn.
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Main thing, she did her time
like a good girl.
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Makes me feel proud.
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-She's not half like me.
-[Karen slams glasses on the counter]
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[Karen] I wasn't in jail.
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-Best not talk about this now, eh, Karen?
-I was in hospital.
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[Karen] A psychiatric hospital.
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Insanity plea. Works a charm.
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[Karen]
I've been diagnosed wi' being bipolar.
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It's an affective disorder
in which the individual alternates
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between states of deep depression
and extreme elation.
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And it is nothing to be ashamed of,
despite what some people might think.
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You'll ruin the good name of this family.
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Have you actually looked
at the family recently?
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Because if you really think
the Maguires have got a good name,
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maybe it's you
that needs to stay in a nuthouse.
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[Ian] Cereal for dinner?
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Yeah, for any time of the day.
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Not breaking any laws.
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Going out?
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Yeah. Maxine's folks are having a party.
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Well, a bit of warning
would have been nice.
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-I've not even had a shower or anything.
-It's a private party.
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-Oh.
-[Ian] It's not going to be fun.
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I've got to pretend to be
her doctor boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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But she does know that you're a...
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-Some kind of bird?
-Shit-stabber.
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Of course she does. You know that.
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-Ta-da!
-You scrub up okay.
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-So do you.
-Yeah, for a poof!
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Well, I'm dead busy tonight, me.
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Oh, I've got loads of things to do.
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[Micky turns TV on]
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-Should we hold hands or something?
-I don't know. If you want.
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Hello?
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-Is this not a bit over the top?
-Shut up.
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-Hi, Mum.
-Hiya, love. Aw.
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[Maxine] Dad,
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this is, er, my boyfriend.
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Hi.
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Dr Gallagher.
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Doctor? Oh! Can't be bad.
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[Cameron] Come in.
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-[karaoke music]
-[guy singing "Love Will Tear us Apart"]
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So, how come
you ended up with our Max, then?
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We met at, um...
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a social function.
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It must be a bit frustrating, though?
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Well, no, not really.
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[Cameron] You've obviously gone out
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and made something of yourself
and now you've been lumbered with her.
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Take her brother, Bruce.
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He's directionless, yeah,
but he's got drive. He's got gumption.
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I've got drive.
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[Cameron] Of course you have, sweetheart.
Don't be so sensitive.
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She's just like her mother.
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You help yourself to beer, won't you, Ian?
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Don't. I'm fine.
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Cool fucking beans. On toast.
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Let's just get through this party
without fucking up.
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[Bruce singing "Love Will Tear us Apart"]
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Apparently, the sexual peak
for a woman is in her 30s.
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-That's, like, 60 in dog years--
-[Ian] Micky!
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-[Ian] What you doing?
-Making conversation--
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-No, what the fuck are you doing here?
-I'm looking out for you.
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Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.
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-[Ian] Don't talk shite.
-It'll get messy.
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Stop trying to run my life.
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Stay here, don't touch anything,
don't talk to anyone.
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Maxine won't mind. Carl's here too.
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-You shouldn't be here.
-It's a party.
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It's not that sort of party.
You can't stay.
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I'm sure your boyfriend won't mind.
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-[Ian] Could have asked me, though.
-[Bruce] Thank you.
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Have a bit of fun!
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[Cameron] Hey, Doc, are you going
to have a go at that karaoke?
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Watch out for our Max.
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She sounds like a pig being punched
when she starts belting them out.
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-Cut it out.
-Cut what out?
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You're making Max feel bad.
I know you probably don't mean to.
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[Ian] I don't want to cause an argument,
but you need to ease up on her.
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Give her a smile
or a thumbs-up or something.
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[upbeat lounge music playing]
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[Carl] What are we singing?
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"I Got You Babe".
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[man] Oh, my god.
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[chatter in background]
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You've got to go home some time, kiddo.
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No. Not until they stop treating
me like a slave.
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-Unless I'm getting in the way.
-Course you're not.
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Right. Number 64, you're up.
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[lads laughing]
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[Kelly] Thank you.
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Calm down. Deep breaths.
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[both inhale deeply]
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[both exhale]
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Have fun.
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After-school specials? You're a genius.
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Shame it's out of my pocket,
straight into Lillian's.
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No, you just need a bit
of creative accounting, that's all.
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Nah. I couldn't do that.
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-Hi!
-[lad] I've counted it, twice.
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There's your ticket, take a seat.
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[lad] Cheers.
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[mischievous music]
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Then again...
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What she doesn't know, right?
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[Jamie moans]
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[Karen] Jamie,
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it's like a thousand insects
scrabbling away.
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[Jamie gasps in discomfort]
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[Karen pants]
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[Karen's voice] Jamie,
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why won't it stop?
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Jamie, why won't it stop?
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[Karen's voice screaming] Stop! Stop!
249
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,560
-[Karen breaths quickly]
-[Jamie sighs] Sorry.
250
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,680
It's just...
251
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:01,920
Oh, sorry.
252
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,440
-[Jamie sighs]
-It's okay.
253
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,880
I understand.
254
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,960
[Jamie] It's not you, Karen. It's just...
255
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,360
I'm tired, babes.
256
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,120
-It's all right.
-[Jamie sighs]
257
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,760
[tense music]
258
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,560
["Children" playing]
259
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,920
[lads chattering]
260
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,840
-So, you really like our Max, eh?
-Yeah, she's great.
261
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,600
You're a shit liar.
262
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,280
[Bruce blows out smoke]
263
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,200
Little gay boy.
264
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,240
Cut it out, Bruce.
265
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,960
It's ok. He knows.
I tell my little brother everything.
266
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,080
[Ian] Fuck's sake.
267
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,120
I thought you were going to punch me then.
268
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,880
Yeah. With his penis.
269
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,800
-[Ian] You're kidding. Are you--
-One of the gays? Yep.
270
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,840
-For me sins.
-I'm one of them lot too.
271
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,200
Max, you got any friends who don't park
their car up Chocolate Lane?
272
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,560
I don't.
273
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,000
Yeah, that's a shame.
274
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,920
Right, well,
you boys can all crash in here,
275
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,760
but don't expect
any Caligula-style orgies.
276
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,440
Smoking dope's one thing,
277
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,640
but I don't think
Pops would be too pleased
278
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,240
if he found us all
with us dicks hanging out.
279
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,600
[Bruce]
And cheers for sticking up for my sis.
280
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,320
If you were shafting her,
281
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,400
I'd definitely give you
my seal of approval.
282
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,600
I'll get some pillows and stuff, then.
283
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,720
I was thinking...
284
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,720
I could stay in your room.
285
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,280
I mean, give the lads
a bit of space and all that.
286
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,520
Yeah, it's just...
287
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,000
Ian's my fake boyfriend, so...
288
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,200
[Maxine] My dad, you know. Might be weird.
289
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,280
Yeah, good point.
290
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,080
[Carl] Er, your singing...
291
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,160
it were dead good. Like proper singing.
292
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,840
Oh, cheers.
293
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,040
[suspenseful music]
294
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,280
-What--
-[Maxine shushes]
295
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,200
[Ian sighs]
296
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,800
[Micky's voice] I'm looking out for you.
Watching that Maxine. She fancies you.
297
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,880
[radio playing]
298
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,360
[plates clattering]
299
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,440
[water pouring]
300
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,960
Cheers for last night. I do appreciate it.
301
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,160
-That's my mug.
-What?
302
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,440
[Ian] It says "Ian" on it.
303
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,840
Ian. That's me.
So, respect that, thank you.
304
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,840
[plates clattering]
305
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,640
[spoon tinkling]
306
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,520
What's his problem?
307
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,720
You've put the wind up him.
308
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,119
-[Maxine] Sorry?
-He knows.
309
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,359
-[Maxine] Knows what?
-That you fancy him.
310
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,280
I don't.
311
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,480
Whatever you think
is going to happen, it's not.
312
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,480
[Micky] Right?
313
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,800
I'm sorry, but it's not.
314
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,240
You need a fucking hobby, sunshine.
315
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,839
Too much time on your hands.
316
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,079
[tense music]
317
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,680
[Karen] Friendly warning letter.
318
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,040
Official warning letter.
319
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Red no-more-fucking-warning letters.
320
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,840
Easy, Karen, easy.
321
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,000
Come on, calm down.
322
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,400
You think I'm doing this
cos of my condition?
323
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,640
Crazy fucking Karen?
324
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,960
We are one bill away
from being out on our arses.
325
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,560
Hey, it's all under control.
326
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,000
I'm dealing with these.
327
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,600
You've got nothing to worry about.
328
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,080
-You promise me?
-Yeah.
329
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,120
Of course.
330
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,200
[door lock opens]
331
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,440
[Micky] Voila!
332
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,680
Tidy bit of artwork
by yours fucking truly.
333
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,080
[Ian sighs]
334
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,840
[suspenseful music]
335
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,680
[Micky] Oi! What the fuck?
336
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,920
[moaning]
337
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,440
[pool balls clattering]
338
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,440
[fast-paced electronic music]
339
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,040
You all right?
340
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,800
Don't speak, all right? Don't say a word.
341
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,800
[door lock closes]
342
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,280
[both panting]
343
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,760
[both breathing heavily]
344
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,000
[Micky] Ah, yeah.
345
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,680
[Maxine moans]
346
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,120
[Micky moans and pants]
347
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,120
[both panting]
348
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,800
[Micky's voice] Watching that Maxine.
349
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,280
[Micky's voice] Because whatever
you think is going to happen, it's not.
350
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,600
[Micky's voice] She fancies ya.
351
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,680
[Micky's voice]
He knows that you fancy him.
352
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,800
I've got to run.
353
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,200
-Right, well, I'll see you later, yeah?
-Yeah.
354
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,640
[fast-paced music]
355
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,640
[Micky moans]
356
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,360
-Have you seen the scissors?
-[Micky moans]
357
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,800
[Micky moans]
358
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,320
[Ian breathes heavily]
359
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,800
-[Micky] Give us a kiss.
-Fuck off, Micky.
360
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,200
[Micky breathes quickly]
361
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,080
[disco pop music playing]
362
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,760
[Carl] It's back on.
363
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,280
It's so back on.
You should have seen her, all over me.
364
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,680
[Jamie] All right, we get it, mate.
You're great, you're fucking amazing.
365
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,320
-[Carl] Right, I'm off.
-[Chesney] You're joking?
366
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,480
You can't go home.
Are you not seeing what I'm seeing?
367
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,720
-They're all right, I suppose.
-All right? It's girls in school uniform.
368
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,040
There's no way
we are not going home without them.
369
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,880
No, I can't. It wouldn't be right.
370
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,600
No, it really would be.
371
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:02,680
[Carl] There's two of them and one of you,
and they're all gagging for it.
372
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,560
So stop being a tit, and get over there.
373
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,840
Happy birthday!
374
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,720
See you later, mate. Take care.
375
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,760
Ladies' toilets. Two minutes.
376
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,840
-[Jamie] You what?
-You heard.
377
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,000
Do I know you?
378
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,480
-No.
-So what's this about, then?
379
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,800
Well, I just wanted to see
what sort of person you are.
380
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,400
Like, are you the sort of man
who walks into the ladies
381
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,440
just because a stranger told him to?
382
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,000
And?
383
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,680
[upbeat music]
384
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,960
-[Jamie pants]
-[woman laughs]
385
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,000
-[woman moans loudly]
-[Jamie pants]
386
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,920
[both moaning]
387
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,960
-[woman screams]
-[Jamie breaths heavily]
388
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,640
[puffs loudly]
389
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,680
[enigmatic upbeat music]
390
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,520
I was going to knock this time, honest.
391
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,560
Oh, come on! It was sort of funny.
392
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,680
[Maxine] Have you been eating
twat sandwiches today or summat?
393
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,440
Cos either I've done something wrong
394
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,680
or you've turned
into a total fanny overnight.
395
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,080
Micky thinks you fancy me.
396
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,080
And he keeps going on about it.
It's messing with my head a bit.
397
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,640
Sorry.
398
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,320
[TV in background]
399
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,160
I don't think
you need to worry about that.
400
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,440
Even if I did, it'd be pointless.
401
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,080
So don't flatter yourself.
402
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,720
[Ian] It's not just that.
403
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,960
It's... I don't know.
404
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,960
What are you doing?
405
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,240
-I don't know.
-Don't do that.
406
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,760
-Don't!
-Sorry.
407
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,480
I know you're just trying to be nice,
but I fucking hate nice.
408
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,240
-And I don't need your sympathy.
-It's not sympathy.
409
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,400
Ian, a few hours ago,
you had your dick in Micky.
410
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,080
-So let's not pretend otherwise, eh?
-I did it because I thought it'd help.
411
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,520
You don't have to justify it.
412
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,680
[Maxine] That's what you do.
Who you are.
413
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,800
Sorry.
414
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,760
-[Ian] All right?
-Piss off.
415
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,720
[Ian chuckles]
416
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,760
-[remote beeping]
-[TV playing]
417
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,240
Stop, alright?
418
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,520
[romantic music]
419
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,400
[Maxine] Stop.
420
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,520
[Ian and Maxine moaning loudly]
421
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,240
[tense music]
422
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,840
[Maxine moans]
423
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,200
[Ian and Maxine moaning]
424
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,360
[Maxine moans louder and louder]
425
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,400
[birds chirping]
426
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Please tell me
you weren't watching me sleep.
427
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,320
We're going to watch a movie.
428
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,840
-It's a bit early for porn, isn't it?
-It's not porn. It's art.
429
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,920
-Oh, really. What's it called?
-[Micky] Handbugger Hill.
430
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,200
Part Two.
431
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,720
[Micky pushing buttons]
432
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,480
-[video playing]
-That is Richie Rockwood.
433
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,000
[Micky] Ten inches of pure hard steel.
434
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,520
He won the Gay Adult Video Awards,
Best Performer, three years in a row.
435
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,720
[table trembling]
436
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,280
-[Micky] He's gorgeous, isn't he?
-He's all right, I guess.
437
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,840
No, he is not "all right".
438
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,080
A cup of tea in the morning's "all right".
439
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,840
Beans on toast is "all right".
Richie Rockwood is fucking incredible,
440
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:34,240
and I want you to admit that to me,
right here, right now.
441
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,440
[men moaning on video]
442
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,360
-You saw us.
-You're too fucking right I did.
443
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,800
-Ruined me dinner.
-It must be confusing for you.
444
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,400
It's confusing for me too.
Really fucking confusing.
445
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,880
Hey, don't worry.
446
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,640
[Micky] We're going to sort you out.
We'll...
447
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,680
We'll de-straighten you.
Everything'll be fine.
448
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,240
-Ian, just watch the movie!
-I don't want to watch the fucking movie!
449
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,600
-Fine. We'll go to bed then.
-No!
450
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,440
You didn't have a problem yesterday
before she fucked with your head.
451
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,160
-She didn't fuck with my head.
-So I'm just a piece of meat to you?
452
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,560
A booty call.
453
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,080
I'm sorry.
454
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,960
I shouldn't have dragged you into this.
I shouldn't have slept with you.
455
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,440
Yes, you should, Ian!
Because I'm a fucking man!
456
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,800
-[door lock closes]
-And that is fucking natural!
457
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,480
[men panting on video]
458
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240
-I'm not handling knock-offs.
-They're not knock-off.
459
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,800
-They're 100% legit.
-Where did you get them from, then?
460
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,280
I won 'em.
461
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,720
In a raffle. Youth club.
462
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,080
The youth club
was raffling off Ladyshaves?
463
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,240
-50 quid.
-Done!
464
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,560
Liam!
465
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,040
Breakfast.
466
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,880
Carl? Stella? Anyone?
467
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,760
Hello?
468
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,320
[lads cheering]
469
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,440
All right, on you go.
470
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,880
[lads cheering]
471
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,480
Don't forget your souvenir snaps,
it's only two quid.
472
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,920
Look, come home, son.
This is no place for a young lad.
473
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,880
Oh, fuckin' 'ell.
474
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,480
You only want me home
cos you can't look after yourself.
475
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,720
[Frank] Well, yeah, obviously.
476
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,760
But...
477
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,800
You're part of me,
you're me flesh and blood.
478
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,400
I'm like one of those amputees
who just lost a limb
479
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,120
-and still thinks that it's there.
-Twenty quid.
480
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,760
It's not about the cash, Liam,
it's about family.
481
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,400
Twenty quid.
482
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,640
I could get a maid for that, a butler.
483
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,720
-Me own personal Jeeves.
-Then get one.
484
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,920
Just...
485
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,400
[coins rattling]
486
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,600
What? You what? Eh, eh?
487
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,000
Fucking tried, didn't I?
488
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,040
Me own fucking flesh and blood.
489
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,960
[folk music playing]
490
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,640
[door shutting]
491
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,840
I think you must have wandered
into the wrong house, cos...
492
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,960
everybody knows Paddy Maguire
wouldn't pay for it.
493
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,400
[Paddy sighs]
494
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,000
I just thought,
as two fellow entrepreneurs,
495
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,120
we could have a little chat,
a business opportunity.
496
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,560
We're doing fine as we are.
497
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,240
-You haven't even heard my proposal.
-That's right.
498
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,800
I haven't.
499
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,000
Goodbye, Paddy.
500
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,480
Try and control your woman, son
501
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,800
before someone else has to.
502
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,640
[door lock opens]
503
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,520
[Jamie scoffs]
504
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,000
[paper crumpling]
505
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,160
[unfolding paper]
506
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,880
[tense music]
507
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,600
[both pant]
508
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,000
Whatever your game is, I'm not interested.
509
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,120
[Michelle] Jamie...
510
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,280
It is Jamie, right?
511
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360
Well, sit down.
512
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,280
Now, there's a woman
in Manchester on a conference.
513
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Three months ago, she discovered
514
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,920
that her husband had been having
an affair for over two years.
515
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,320
She's vulnerable, a little insecure,
516
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,520
but, most importantly,
517
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,840
she needs cheering up,
518
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,080
and someone like you could really put
the smile back on her face.
519
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,880
[Jamie laughs]
You've got to be kidding, yeah?
520
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,240
Er, I put 200 in your pocket.
Missing 50 here.
521
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,400
I had bills to pay.
522
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,080
Times are hard. I get it.
That's why I'm offering you work.
523
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,240
I said I had bills.
524
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,800
I didn't say I wanting to become
a fucking man-whore.
525
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,600
[chuckling] You still took 50 quid off me
to pay some bills.
526
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,160
But it won't be enough, will it?
527
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,320
Because there's always
another brown envelope
528
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,840
waiting to land on the doormat.
529
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,520
[Michelle]
One hour's work, and you get this.
530
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,000
No. I'm not interested.
531
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,480
You are going to walk away...
532
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,400
from this?
533
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,680
I've got a wife and a kid, so, yeah...
534
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,520
I am.
535
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,440
[piano playing]
536
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,600
Think about it.
537
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,560
[car door shuts]
538
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,520
Hey, I can guarantee you
at least 200 quid a session, right?
539
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,480
Well, that's three sessions a week,
540
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,960
that's... nearly two and a half grand
a month, right? Tax-free.
541
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,640
Yes, you have a wife and a kid,
542
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,760
but that kind of money's got to make life
a lot easier for everyone.
543
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,600
If you want to know more, get in the car.
544
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,800
[upbeat drum music]
545
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,320
[door shutting]
546
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,160
It's through the back, gents.
Game kicks off in five minutes.
547
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,600
It's a 100 quid minimum and,
time wasters, you know where the exit is.
548
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,400
[door opens]
549
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,000
No.
550
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,720
What?
551
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,160
I can't do it, Joe.
552
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,640
One thing I've learned is
life has got to be simple.
553
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,320
It is.
554
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,920
You, me and the baby, we get in the car,
and we go. Right now.
555
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Heard you got tagged.
556
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,760
Oh! That...
557
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,360
Was a misunderstanding at the casino.
558
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,280
It's a ten-minute detour to a mate.
559
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,800
It's a blowtorch and wire cutters moment.
It's not a reason to stay.
560
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,080
Jamie can't look after ya.
561
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,800
-He can't provide for you, not like I can.
-He does his best.
562
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,920
And it's never going to be good enough!
563
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,720
I just came here...
564
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,480
to say no.
565
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,560
That was it.
566
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,160
[door opens]
567
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,240
[Joe grunts]
568
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,240
Really fuckin' smooth, Joe.
569
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,320
[sighs]
570
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,360
[door knocking]
571
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,000
[door lock opens]
572
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,120
-Carl! Hey.
-[Carl] Shh! Come.
573
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,400
[Carl] Come on.
574
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,400
Sit down.
575
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,320
Close your eyes.
576
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,680
-[Carl] Come on, close them.
-[Maxine sighs heavily]
577
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,800
Okay.
578
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,360
-What's this?
-Open it and see.
579
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,080
-Jesus! It's--
-Real.
580
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,720
Wow, Carl...
581
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,960
-You haven't thought this through.
-I have.
582
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,040
Really.
583
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,560
[Carl] Look, we've been stupid
and we've made mistakes,
584
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,360
but I'm certain about this, Max.
585
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,880
I really am.
586
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,560
-You and me--
-Whoa! You've got terrible timing, you.
587
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,920
-I'm running late for work.
-[Carl] Five minutes.
588
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,400
I'm already on a warning.
They're going to kill me.
589
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,920
Last chance, they said.
590
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,960
[keys rattling]
591
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,320
Go on, then. You better run.
592
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,560
-[Carl] I'll come see you after.
-Yeah.
593
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,200
[door shuts]
594
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,400
-[Carl] Guess what?
-What?
595
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,800
I'm getting married!
596
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,880
[Micky sighs]
597
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,520
[door shuts]
598
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,200
[door lock opens]
599
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,160
Come in.
600
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,160
[police sirens approaching]
601
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,160
Not going to give you much of a night out.
602
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,200
-What do you want?
-Assistance.
603
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,040
And what makes you think I'll say yes?
604
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,840
Because you want to be
in full possession of your kneecaps.
605
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:12,760
And...
606
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,159
I'll be forever in your debt.
607
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,639
Who knows...
608
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,440
maybe it'll mend a few bridges
between me and your ma.
609
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,520
Is this something like
being made an offer you can't refuse?
610
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,520
No.
611
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,000
It's exactly like being made
an offer you can't refuse.
612
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,040
[calm soothing music]
613
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,160
[indistinct conversation]
614
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,360
Over a thousand quid in two days.
615
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,280
God, if Lillian wasn't
coming back tomorrow...
616
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,560
I know.
617
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,760
I mean, the best thing is, we did this.
618
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,760
[steps]
619
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,040
Thought they'd all buggered off home.
620
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,560
[snorting]
621
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,040
[lad exhaling heavily]
622
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,720
What the fuck are you doing?
623
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,240
Out! Everyone out!
624
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,760
-I'm sorry.
-[Kelly] Fuck being sorry.
625
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,840
-What the hell is wrong with you?
-It's only coke.
626
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,520
Since when have you been
a fucking coke dealer, Chesney?
627
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,680
You're working for him?
628
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,440
[breathes heavily]
Ok, you can piss off now.
629
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,880
[Kelly] Uh-uh.
We're keeping the coke, and the money.
630
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,680
-He'll fucking kill me.
-I'll handle him.
631
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,520
I didn't have a choice.
632
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,120
-So she said yeah, then?
-She's going to.
633
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,880
I can tell. You see, I know Maxine.
634
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,280
-No, you don't.
-What do you mean?
635
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,000
You don't know Maxine at all.
You don't know anything.
636
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,120
-Ian's sleeping with her.
-What?
637
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,000
-Shut up!
-[Micky] I caught 'em.
638
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,080
I'm sure you did. Ian and Maxine?
639
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,040
[Micky] I came home,
and they were fucking.
640
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,520
-They didn't see me.
-Look, Ian's gay and you're insane.
641
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,120
Think about it.
642
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,280
All that time they spend together,
laughing and joking. Best mates.
643
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,000
More than best mates.
644
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,600
You've seen it too.
645
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,720
Micky, you're starting to piss me off now.
646
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,240
Ask him, then.
647
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,960
[Micky] Ask him about it.
Why would I lie to you, for fuck's sake?
648
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,400
[Micky] I'm trying to stop you
making a fool of yourself!
649
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,040
-Fuck off!
-[Micky] In his bed...
650
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,760
I saw 'em. Fucking each other.
Look, I'm telling you this to help you.
651
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,320
Why are you trying to mess
with me like this? [grunts]
652
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,560
-[shouts] Tell me it's a lie! Tell me!
-I can't!
653
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,720
It's not!
654
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,760
[Carl sobbing] Ian and Maxine?
655
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,840
[Carl] My Maxine?
656
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,560
No...
657
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,800
[Carl] That's not fucking...
658
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,800
That's not fucking possible. She wouldn't.
659
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,520
She wants to be with me.
660
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,120
She got up and walked out on you
the moment you pulled out that ring.
661
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,480
Has she called you about it?
662
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,960
Texted you?
663
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,720
Anything?
664
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,960
No. Because she's fucking your brother.
665
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,880
Fuck you!
666
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,240
[in anger] That's not true!
667
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,480
[Carl sobbing] It's not fucking true!
668
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,800
[soft tense music]
669
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,920
[Michelle moaning]
670
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,960
[Ian] Why the fuck did you tell Carl?
671
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,880
-Because he loves her.
-No, no, he doesn't!
672
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,120
-He just thinks he does!
-He proposed to her!
673
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,400
-What?
-[Micky] And he was going to ask you
674
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,920
to be the best man.
675
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,320
-You!
-[Ian] Oh, no, this can't be happening!
676
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,600
Just explain to him
that it was all an accident.
677
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,200
How can I explain it to him,
when I don't even understand it myself?
678
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,560
Well, the damage is done.
679
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,640
So you better put a stop
to the whole thing.
680
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,240
-It's for the best.
-No.
681
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,360
[Micky] But you can't like her.
682
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,600
She doesn't...
683
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,440
She doesn't even have a cock.
684
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,120
-Maybe I just like people.
-People with cocks.
685
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,080
[Ian] Or maybe I am confused,
686
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,880
and maybe me and Maxine are just mates,
687
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,000
or maybe it's more than that.
688
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,760
-How can it be?
-I don't know!
689
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,000
[shouting]
I don't have all the fucking answers!
690
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,000
I just know...
691
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,720
That when I'm with her,
I'm not thinking man or woman.
692
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,960
It's just Maxine.
693
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,920
And maybe,
sexuality isn't one thing or another.
694
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,440
Maybe it's something
that's just shifting and moving.
695
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,520
Fuck you!
696
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600
What?
697
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,280
[Ian] What?
698
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,320
Fuck... you!
699
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,520
I looked up to you.
I thought you meant something.
700
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,600
Because until I met you,
701
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,320
I was a freak.
702
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,480
I was disgusted with myself.
703
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,560
But you... showed me...
704
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,920
that I didn't have to be.
705
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,840
You're a fucking traitor.
706
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,120
It wasn't...
707
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,400
It wasn't personal.
708
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,600
-I didn't mean to.
-[Micky] But you did.
709
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,120
And I loved you.
710
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,600
-Micky...
-And not in a...
711
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,760
"want to shag him all over the place" way.
712
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,080
But just love!
713
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,200
Just proper fucking love!
714
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,360
But now I see you for what you are.
715
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,160
A cunt.
716
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,920
[door slamming]
717
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,120
[baby crying]
718
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,880
I understand you have something
that belongs to me.
719
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,520
We're having our dinner here.
720
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,200
[Liam] Chips?
I've only had four of my five a day.
721
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,360
Have a bloody banana, then.
722
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,440
You had no right dealing at Lillian's.
723
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,680
And to school kids!
724
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,600
Free market. Supply and demand.
725
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,320
Exactly the same as you were doing.
726
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,400
No, no. I just wanted them to have fun.
Harmless fun, show them a good time.
727
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,400
[Paddy] No.
728
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,640
You wanted to make some easy cash.
At least I wasn't lying to myself.
729
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,200
You don't have any bloody bananas.
730
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,440
-Then have some milk or something!
-Milk?
731
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,720
[Kelly sighs] Jesus!
732
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,320
Don't you dare act like
you're better than me.
733
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,560
You're the one who paid
to fuck your own son's girlfriend.
734
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,000
And you're the one who took the money.
735
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,440
Now, I would like my property back,
736
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,680
thank you.
737
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,760
[cabinet door opening]
738
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,240
[unwrapping]
739
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,000
[Paddy] True what they say, dear.
740
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,720
If you look in the abyss long enough,
it'll stare right back at you.
741
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,160
[indie music playing]
742
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,200
Don't ask.
743
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,720
I'm having a bit of tough time
of it at the moment.
744
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,160
I haven't got any money.
745
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,720
I don't want any money.
746
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,280
I wouldn't ask you, anyway.
747
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,880
Oh...
748
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,280
I just... I dunno.
749
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,520
Do you ever think
you're one thing and then...
750
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,400
you breathe in and maybe you're not?
751
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,720
I went to Southend-on-Sea once.
752
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,160
The sixth circle of Hell.
753
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,720
And I stood on the beach,
resisting the urge to do a Reggie Perrin',
754
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,040
and there's this old fella,
755
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,000
just eating custard creams.
756
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,320
Just shoving them down his throat.
757
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,320
And he looked...
758
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,440
miserable,
759
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,960
even though he'd probably
bought 'em all for himself.
760
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,680
He looked so fucking miserable.
761
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,760
I'm not sure I follow.
762
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,840
Me neither.
763
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,120
It's all fucking bits and pieces,
this life of ours.
764
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,560
[Ian] Hmm.
765
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,800
Could be worse. Could be a poof.
766
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,160
[Ian sighs heavily]
767
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,880
[kissing]
768
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,560
[door opens]
769
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,680
[door shuts]
770
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,800
[Carl] So...
771
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,960
Maxine, then.
772
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,360
-[Carl] You fucking...
-[Ian] Ah!
773
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,720
[Ian gasps in pain]
774
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,680
[slamming]
775
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,240
[Carl screams]
776
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,480
-[Carl] You lied to me.
-[Ian gasps]
777
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,840
[Carl screams]
778
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,440
-[laboured breathing]
-You fucking knew!
779
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,600
-[Ian grunts]
-[Karen] Carl!
780
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,920
-[Carl] I'll fucking kill him!
-[Chesney] Stop it! He's your brother!
781
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,880
[Carl spits]
782
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,840
-[Carl] He's fucking dead to me!
-[Ian coughs]
783
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,560
[Frank] Fucking hell.
784
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,560
Ok now, you all right, son?
785
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,080
[Ian coughs]
786
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,440
-Ian, I'm--
-Don't say sorry.
787
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,080
But I am.
788
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,520
[Maxine] I'm sorry.
789
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,960
I'm not.
790
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,400
[Micky]
That's the thing about this world of ours.
791
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,080
Even if we are twats,
it just keeps on rolling.
792
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,120
[door closes]
793
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,720
[Micky] Wife walks out on ya.
Father passes away.
794
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,560
Cat gets run over by the number 10 bus.
Doesn't matter.
795
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,840
[female voice screaming]
796
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,880
[Micky] World's not going to stop,
not even going to pause for breath.
797
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,800
[phone beeping]
798
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,040
[pool balls clicking]
799
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,360
I've got to pop out for a while.
800
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,120
Sure.
801
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,920
[Micky] Nobody cares about your problems.
802
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,200
But sometimes you find someone.
803
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,480
Someone who seems to understand,
someone who gets ya.
804
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,840
[woman laughing]
805
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,960
[Micky]
And for a little while, it's better.
806
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,840
We can lie there in the dark,
and promise never to leave each other.
807
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,800
We have someone to hold on to.
808
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,120
For a little while, anyway.
809
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,760
I've met someone.
We're gonna live together
810
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,960
Her name's D'reen.
811
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,920
Oh my god!
812
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,640
-What happened to the kitchen?
-Bailiffs.
813
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:51,040
-Never let the bailiffs in.
-Can you lend me some more money?
814
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,160
This is it for the Maguires. 150 grand.
815
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,760
And you're gonna rob it.
816
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,640
-How much do you owe?
-1500.
817
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,600
-Get down, son.
-[Liam] Why should I?
818
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,600
-What have I got to live for?
-[all scream]
819
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,360
[man] Hello, officers.
What seems to be the problem?
820
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,600
I know you.
821
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,480
[grunts]
822
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,960
-None of this is done to make you jealous.
-This is your mid-life crisis, not mine.
823
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,200
I want us to go to Cuba.
824
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,040
[shaver buzzing]
825
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,000
Oh, bastard!
826
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,440
I'm not going to ask.
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