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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:13,517 --> 00:00:15,018 They said he was out the door in two weeks. 3 00:00:15,101 --> 00:00:16,853 Then I hear the guy's re-upped for five years. 4 00:00:16,937 --> 00:00:17,938 The label hated it. 5 00:00:18,021 --> 00:00:20,315 This castle belongs to the Duke of Gloucester. 6 00:00:20,398 --> 00:00:23,735 So I realize that was the guy who kept angrily staring at me the whole time. 7 00:00:23,819 --> 00:00:25,571 Hey, Kevin. Hey, Lorne. 8 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:27,280 - You ready for this? - Yeah, what's that? 9 00:00:27,363 --> 00:00:28,865 Oh, oh! We're gonna do the thing. Okay. 10 00:00:28,949 --> 00:00:30,158 All right, you want to start it off? 11 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:32,703 - Talk to you, or talk to the lens? - Either way. 12 00:00:33,579 --> 00:00:35,914 So, Sandy Wexler... 13 00:00:39,209 --> 00:00:40,752 Where do I begin? 14 00:00:40,836 --> 00:00:43,088 He may be the most unique guy I ever met. 15 00:00:43,171 --> 00:00:46,717 If you were working in Los Angeles in the '90s, any time in there, 16 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,259 you'd run into Sandy Wexler at some point. 17 00:00:48,343 --> 00:00:50,637 Sandy was one of those fringe Hollywood managers 18 00:00:50,721 --> 00:00:52,430 that you always sort of saw around. 19 00:00:52,513 --> 00:00:57,102 You know, you'd see him at a wrap party, and he'd be laughing, stuffing his face. 20 00:00:57,185 --> 00:00:59,730 You'd think, "No one even invited this guy." 21 00:00:59,813 --> 00:01:02,733 Sandy said I could be the next Patrick Swayze. 22 00:01:02,816 --> 00:01:05,151 Only thing he ever said to me that made sense. 23 00:01:05,235 --> 00:01:09,155 Sandy was not a big shot. He was a... He was a tiny shot. 24 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:13,534 But anybody who met him, you never forgot him. 25 00:01:13,619 --> 00:01:16,747 You know, you gotta remember there was no YouTube, there was no Vines. 26 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,707 And none of that... None of the social media platforms. 27 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:20,834 You really needed a guy like Sandy to be seen. 28 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:25,130 Not Sandy. Not Sandy, but a guy like Sandy. 29 00:01:54,575 --> 00:01:59,247 Hey, Arsenio! Nice to see you again, kiddo. 30 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:00,749 Have I seen you before? 31 00:02:00,832 --> 00:02:03,334 Yeah, it's Sandy Wexler. 32 00:02:03,418 --> 00:02:07,213 I met you at Bernie's beach house, with Doug and Danny. 33 00:02:07,297 --> 00:02:09,174 You guys were playing hangman. 34 00:02:09,257 --> 00:02:13,219 You were hysterical that night. No one could figure out the word "canoe." 35 00:02:14,179 --> 00:02:16,056 I have no idea what you're talking about, man. 36 00:02:16,139 --> 00:02:18,725 How you doing with your manager, kid? Are you still fighting? 37 00:02:19,392 --> 00:02:20,727 I don't have a manager, man. 38 00:02:20,811 --> 00:02:23,354 Well, you do now. If you want one. 39 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:25,106 No, I'm good. I... I have an agent. 40 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,025 - Oh. - As a matter of fact, I have six agents. 41 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:28,234 Got plenty of white people in my life. 42 00:02:28,318 --> 00:02:29,319 - All right. - I'm good, dawg. 43 00:02:29,402 --> 00:02:33,448 An agent is business. A manager is family. 44 00:02:33,531 --> 00:02:37,703 He guides you. He advises you. He fights the good fights. 45 00:02:37,786 --> 00:02:39,329 Makes the tough phone calls. 46 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:42,666 Truth is, I'm not happy unless... unless you're happy. 47 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:46,169 So what do you say, Arsenio? You wanna get happy together? 48 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:51,132 Continued success, Arsenio! 49 00:02:52,258 --> 00:02:54,761 Okay? Oh! 50 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:57,513 I got a hit on the hip, and it's Sinbad. 51 00:02:57,597 --> 00:02:59,474 I don't think any of those people were really beeping him. 52 00:02:59,557 --> 00:03:02,018 'Cause he would just go, like, "Oh, jeez, Mackenzie Phillips." 53 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:03,394 The one thing about Sandy is, 54 00:03:03,478 --> 00:03:06,189 - he just never stopped lying. - Always. 55 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:08,984 Managers get used to lying, but Sandy took it to an art form. 56 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:13,822 Where am I? I'm in Joel Silver's office right now, talking about you. 57 00:03:13,905 --> 00:03:15,198 If you land on your feet... 58 00:03:15,281 --> 00:03:16,616 Hey, buddy, how long are you gonna be? 59 00:03:16,699 --> 00:03:19,870 Excuse me, I am talking to Lew Wasserman's neighbor right now. 60 00:03:21,371 --> 00:03:23,832 That was Janet Maslin from the Times. 61 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:25,125 Sandy's personal life? 62 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:27,878 - I know nothing. I know nothing. - Did he have a personal life? 63 00:03:27,961 --> 00:03:29,880 - He wasn't married. - Didn't date. 64 00:03:29,963 --> 00:03:31,840 It was sad. Seemed like he didn't have any friends, right? 65 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:32,841 He had no friends. 66 00:03:38,096 --> 00:03:39,139 Any good? 67 00:03:43,769 --> 00:03:45,729 No, no, no, no, no, no. 68 00:03:49,357 --> 00:03:50,650 That's great. 69 00:03:52,402 --> 00:03:56,197 But he was the king of the fake laugh 70 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:58,909 - and the applauding combo. Yeah. - Combo. Yeah. 71 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,247 Next time he'll get his own ketchup. 72 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:07,793 You gotta go. 73 00:04:07,876 --> 00:04:10,003 Is Mary Jo Slater the casting agent on this? 74 00:04:10,086 --> 00:04:11,379 - No. I don't know. - Good job, guys. 75 00:04:11,462 --> 00:04:14,715 I was in Nam. But, you know, I was there in 1984, 76 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,427 so it was... It was a different vibe. 77 00:04:21,264 --> 00:04:22,598 And then all I hear in the back is... 78 00:04:26,019 --> 00:04:28,688 - He would fake laugh at funny comics. - That melon. 79 00:04:28,772 --> 00:04:30,816 It was like, "Why are you fake laughing? 80 00:04:30,899 --> 00:04:32,567 - It's Eddie Murphy. He's funny." - Right! 81 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:35,153 When it came to eating with Sandy, he, um... 82 00:04:35,236 --> 00:04:37,322 It was like a smorgasbord on his face. 83 00:04:37,405 --> 00:04:40,491 I mean, he was on the Atkins diet, right? So he always had, like, chicken... 84 00:04:40,575 --> 00:04:42,202 - Kielbasa. - T-bone steak. 85 00:04:42,285 --> 00:04:43,619 - Brisket. - Beef jerky. 86 00:04:43,703 --> 00:04:46,622 I never actually ate with Sandy, but I did hear it was kind of gross. 87 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:50,335 Can you close your mouth just a little bit? 88 00:04:52,462 --> 00:04:53,922 What did I do? 89 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:56,842 He dressed like your grandfather, 90 00:04:56,925 --> 00:05:01,888 he had the table manners of a horse, but he was a great manager. 91 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:04,057 He really cared about his clients. 92 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,893 He made them his family. He was with them all the time. 93 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:10,105 And, uh, I wasn't sure what he was doing for them, 94 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:11,189 but you could feel the love. 95 00:05:11,815 --> 00:05:15,986 I spoke to Chili's. I think I can get us the corner table there 96 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:17,570 and preorder the appetizers. 97 00:05:17,653 --> 00:05:19,239 I don't give a shit about Chili's right now. 98 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:20,824 I thought you wanted to go to Chili's. 99 00:05:20,907 --> 00:05:22,492 - No, I never said that. - You said that. 100 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:23,869 That's okay. 101 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:26,329 You're nervous. I can see that you're sweating. 102 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:27,705 - I'm scared, Sandy. - Yeah. 103 00:05:27,788 --> 00:05:29,916 I gotta jump over ten trailers and land on a waterbed. 104 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:33,086 Why are you laughing? 105 00:05:33,169 --> 00:05:35,130 Because you're funny. You make me laugh. 106 00:05:35,213 --> 00:05:37,507 - Well, I'm not trying to be funny. - No, it's the way you said it. 107 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,425 The way I said... What are you... 108 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:41,094 Look at the size of this crowd. 109 00:05:43,346 --> 00:05:45,181 You said they'd come, and they came. 110 00:05:45,265 --> 00:05:50,436 Ladies and gentlemen of El Segundo Motor Home Court, 111 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,397 here to defy gravity, 112 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:58,653 please let's welcome Wild Gary Roberts! 113 00:05:58,736 --> 00:06:00,738 - Rodgers! - Rodgers! 114 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,075 He said that. He said Rodgers. 115 00:06:04,159 --> 00:06:05,701 Yeah, 'cause I told him to! 116 00:06:05,785 --> 00:06:07,162 He said it the first time. 117 00:06:07,745 --> 00:06:11,541 I... I wish we could... 'Cause he did say it the first time. 118 00:06:11,624 --> 00:06:14,335 - Stop talking. - All right. I will. 119 00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:16,963 You get up there and you show these people who you are. 120 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:19,049 Gary Rodgers. 121 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,051 It's Gary Rodgers. You said that, right? 122 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:22,177 The second time. 123 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:23,761 Yeah, but you knew it. 124 00:06:23,844 --> 00:06:25,513 Okay, guys, let's do this. 125 00:06:35,773 --> 00:06:38,026 What are you saying? I don't know what you're... 126 00:06:40,445 --> 00:06:43,489 What are you pointing to? I can only go forward. 127 00:06:47,868 --> 00:06:49,412 Oh, my God. 128 00:06:49,996 --> 00:06:52,498 He's really gonna jump over all those trailers? 129 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:55,835 Sir, my client is the best daredevil trapeze artist in the world. 130 00:06:55,918 --> 00:06:57,003 Thank you very much. 131 00:06:57,753 --> 00:06:59,672 Let's go. 132 00:07:00,631 --> 00:07:01,549 Yeah! 133 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:03,969 What? 134 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,182 ...Oh, shit! 135 00:07:09,265 --> 00:07:11,809 Jesus Christ! 136 00:07:12,727 --> 00:07:13,979 Sandy. 137 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:17,523 - He had this one guy, Ted Rafferty... - Oh, yeah. 138 00:07:17,607 --> 00:07:20,526 ...who was a, you know, puppet act. Not that good. Like, a middle act. 139 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,612 He believed in him. He thought he was the greatest. 140 00:07:22,695 --> 00:07:25,323 He's like, "I'm gonna make him the next Mr. Buttons." 141 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:30,036 So, uh, Charlie, have you always been a puppet? 142 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,039 Well, I don't know. Have you always been a parade float? 143 00:07:34,665 --> 00:07:36,834 I'm just trying to get to know you better, that's all. 144 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:39,170 Know me better? I'm sitting on your lap. 145 00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:42,715 No, but seriously, what's it like being a puppet? 146 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:44,592 Well, I come from a long line of puppets. 147 00:07:44,675 --> 00:07:48,179 My father was a puppet. My father's father was a puppet. 148 00:07:48,263 --> 00:07:50,890 Really? Was your father's father's father a puppet? 149 00:07:53,393 --> 00:07:55,686 Wait for the punch line, buddy. 150 00:07:58,523 --> 00:08:02,360 Somebody call JCPenney. One of the mannequins is on the loose. 151 00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:06,781 Sir, have you ever had a date in your life? 152 00:08:06,864 --> 00:08:08,408 Actually, I have. 153 00:08:08,491 --> 00:08:10,785 Your Anita Bryant poster doesn't count. 154 00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:17,625 But honestly, sir, how long have you been dead for? 155 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:26,176 Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish you didn't. 156 00:08:26,259 --> 00:08:28,011 That was hysterical. 157 00:08:28,094 --> 00:08:29,387 So you caught the whole show, then? 158 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:32,182 I saw every word of it. It was sensational. 159 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:33,766 I saw you come in late! 160 00:08:33,849 --> 00:08:36,394 Nah. Nah, I was there the whole time. 161 00:08:36,477 --> 00:08:38,188 Will you get a load of this bullcrap. 162 00:08:38,271 --> 00:08:40,565 I was. I was. 163 00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:42,567 Hey, hey, hey, hey, now, guys, guys, please. 164 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,319 All right. Sandy, I... I believe you. 165 00:08:44,402 --> 00:08:45,611 Thank you, Ted. 166 00:08:45,695 --> 00:08:50,158 And I was thinking, you'd do so well now with the beach theater crowd. 167 00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:54,870 And you've got the once a month gig opening for Fred Travalena at the Trop. 168 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:56,456 I don't wanna lose that. 169 00:08:56,539 --> 00:08:59,042 It might be time to move on to the next level. 170 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,960 Kicking the piss out of you? 171 00:09:01,044 --> 00:09:03,838 No. Television. 172 00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:06,049 But... 173 00:09:06,132 --> 00:09:08,509 I don't know the first thing about the TV business. 174 00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:09,677 That's why you got me. 175 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,012 - I know my way around the networks. - Liar! 176 00:09:12,097 --> 00:09:15,516 Hey, I've had a relationship with CBS since 1965 177 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,518 when I was a PA on Gilligan's Island. 178 00:09:17,602 --> 00:09:21,772 Now, look, kids love the puppets. And I know there's an audience for that. 179 00:09:21,856 --> 00:09:23,191 Mmm, maybe. 180 00:09:24,109 --> 00:09:25,776 Well, what about this? 181 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:29,447 I know it's out of left field, but how about a show for kids? 182 00:09:30,156 --> 00:09:31,657 Yeah, I was just saying that. 183 00:09:31,741 --> 00:09:33,243 So we agree. 184 00:09:34,785 --> 00:09:37,288 My favorite thing about Sandy is where he lived. 185 00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:38,914 The place was a palace. 186 00:09:38,998 --> 00:09:41,126 He lived on the biggest property in Bel Air. 187 00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:42,210 Yeah. 188 00:09:42,293 --> 00:09:43,586 Gorgeous pool. 189 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:46,631 One of the finest collections of luxury cars I've ever seen. 190 00:09:47,215 --> 00:09:50,718 Make sure you hydrate, Yoshi! It's a hot day! 191 00:09:53,554 --> 00:09:55,723 Of course, none of it belonged to Sandy. 192 00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:57,808 It was owned by some Jewish Iranian... 193 00:09:57,892 --> 00:10:00,936 The guy never even set foot in the United States. 194 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,356 ...who needed Sandy there for legal reasons. 195 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:07,067 And he was not allowed in the main house. 196 00:10:07,152 --> 00:10:09,737 He was in the cabana by the pool. 197 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:12,907 ...No, no, no, no. 198 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:17,370 Oh, no! Oh, no, no! No, no, no! 199 00:10:17,453 --> 00:10:19,372 Stay! Stay! Stay! 200 00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:25,253 I've lived here for four years already. You should know me by now. 201 00:10:25,336 --> 00:10:27,963 Get to see the face. The king of Hollywood. 202 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,048 Do you understand me? 203 00:10:29,132 --> 00:10:30,550 - Sandy? - Ahh! 204 00:10:31,759 --> 00:10:36,013 Oh. Hi, uh, Amy. Hi, Donna and Kendra. 205 00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:37,640 - Lola. - Jesse. 206 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:41,144 Yeah, that's right. Wow, they're getting sharp. 207 00:10:41,227 --> 00:10:44,104 What brings you all the way out here from Tarzana? 208 00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:46,357 Well, you said you'd watch the kids while I go on the audition. 209 00:10:46,441 --> 00:10:47,442 Is that still okay? 210 00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:53,364 Oh, don't be silly. Of course. We're gonna have a good time, guys. 211 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:54,532 I have to get it, Sandy. 212 00:10:54,615 --> 00:10:56,909 I'm working two jobs just to tread water out here. 213 00:10:56,992 --> 00:11:01,747 You're the quintessential American mother. Oscar Mayer would be crazy to pass on you. 214 00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:05,835 Oscar Mayer? I thought I was auditioning to play a hooker in a Wes Craven movie. 215 00:11:05,918 --> 00:11:09,297 You know what? My doctor put me on a new thyroid medicine. 216 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,383 He said it might make me foggy, and I guess he was right. 217 00:11:13,384 --> 00:11:14,927 - Okay, Sandy, I'm gonna go. - Yeah. 218 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,804 Girls, be nice to Mr. Wexler. Okay? 219 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:17,888 Yes, Mommy. 220 00:11:17,972 --> 00:11:19,724 - Oh, we're gonna have fun, guys. - Okay. 221 00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:21,976 - Go get 'em, kid. Go get 'em. - Okay. 222 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,937 Oh, there's dogs out there. They... 223 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:29,442 Hey! Hi, guys. Hi, sweet girl. Hi. 224 00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:32,403 So what are you shmegegges up for? 225 00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:35,948 I have the original script of On Golden Pond. 226 00:11:36,031 --> 00:11:38,033 Do you wanna read that out loud? 227 00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:39,159 No? 228 00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:40,661 What would you like to do? 229 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:41,829 Go swimming? 230 00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:44,540 No, no, no. That could get me kicked out of here. 231 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,083 I thought you were the king of Hollywood? 232 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,252 I never said that. 233 00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:50,045 - You said it to the dogs. - Like a minute ago. 234 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:51,088 No, I didn't. 235 00:11:52,298 --> 00:11:54,717 You guys like roller coasters? 236 00:11:55,593 --> 00:11:57,803 Unbelievable. 237 00:11:57,887 --> 00:12:02,558 Rifkin left Triad and he's joining forces with Zifkin over at William Morris. 238 00:12:02,642 --> 00:12:09,399 After I was promoted out of the mail-room at MCA, I was assigned to Frank Gorshin. 239 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:14,445 And Frank Gorshin used to have me hand-wash the Riddler costume, 240 00:12:14,529 --> 00:12:19,784 because he felt washing machines might stretch out the material. 241 00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:24,622 Hey, guys, this way. This way. Come with me. 242 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:29,084 ♪ All through the wintertime ♪ 243 00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:32,297 ♪ He hid himself away ♪ 244 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,425 ♪ Ashamed to show his face ♪ 245 00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:38,177 ♪ Afraid of what others might say ♪ 246 00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:44,809 ♪ All through the winter In his lonely clump of leaves ♪ 247 00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:48,062 - Hey, dude, I can't see. - What? Okay. 248 00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:53,067 ♪ And very soon agreed Indeed ♪ 249 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:56,321 Yes, a very fine swan indeed. 250 00:12:57,530 --> 00:13:00,282 Take a look at yourself in the lake. You'll see. 251 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,827 ♪ I'm not such an ugly duckling ♪ 252 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:06,414 ♪ No feathers all stubby and brown ♪ 253 00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:08,207 Pitch perfect. 254 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:13,546 ♪ In so many words Say the best in town ♪ 255 00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:15,172 ♪ The best ♪ 256 00:13:15,255 --> 00:13:16,924 ♪ The best ♪ 257 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,343 ♪ The best in town ♪ 258 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,387 Very nice. 259 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,515 Excuse me. You were fantastic up there. 260 00:13:24,599 --> 00:13:26,601 - Oh, thanks. You're sweet. - Yeah. 261 00:13:26,684 --> 00:13:27,893 It's corny, but it's fun. 262 00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:30,730 Corny? That had an edge to it. I'm Sandy Wexler. 263 00:13:30,813 --> 00:13:32,857 Courtney. Nice to meet you. 264 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,443 I just... I couldn't keep my eyes off you up there. 265 00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:38,070 Please don't hit on me in front of your kids. That's creepy. 266 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:39,864 - He's not our dad. - No, I'm not. 267 00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:40,990 He's the king of Hollywood. 268 00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:43,576 She thinks I said that to the dogs, but I didn't. 269 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:46,120 Listen, can we talk somewhere? I'm a talent manager. 270 00:13:46,203 --> 00:13:48,330 I kinda gotta go. We have a show every 12 minutes. 271 00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:50,833 It'll take four minutes of your time. It'll be worth it. 272 00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:58,215 ...someone who advises you, someone who guides you, 273 00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:02,512 who makes the tough phone calls, fights the big fights. 274 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,138 Atkins. 275 00:14:05,723 --> 00:14:07,307 I mean, your voice, 276 00:14:07,392 --> 00:14:10,978 it sounds like a... a bird and an angel had a baby. 277 00:14:12,146 --> 00:14:14,356 And you just so happen to be beautiful. 278 00:14:14,982 --> 00:14:16,526 You can't teach beautiful. 279 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:19,904 If you could, I'd be in class right now, believe me. 280 00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:23,198 I'm telling you, you could be somebody. 281 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:26,619 Come on. If I was gonna be anybody, I'd be her by now. 282 00:14:27,286 --> 00:14:29,121 Everybody's gotta start somewhere. 283 00:14:29,204 --> 00:14:33,250 Buddy Hackett was a dishwasher in the Catskills till he was 60. 284 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:37,171 Barbra Streisand started as a backup singer in a petting zoo. 285 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:40,383 Liza Minnelli used to sing in a coal mine. 286 00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,510 Wasn't her mother Judy Garland? 287 00:14:42,593 --> 00:14:44,178 No, that's made up. 288 00:14:45,179 --> 00:14:48,808 The mightiest tornado starts with a small breeze. 289 00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:50,643 You sound like a fortune cookie. 290 00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:53,062 I used to represent a guy who wrote fortune cookies. 291 00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:54,730 Get out of here. 292 00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:57,274 Yeah, he wrote for Happy Days and fortune cookies. 293 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,234 Let me ask you something. 294 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,697 Why do you do what you do? 295 00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,408 I don't know. 296 00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:08,411 The only time I really feel alive is when I'm singing. 297 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:12,832 Well, imagine if you were singing on stage in front of 50,000 people. 298 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,667 You think you'd feel alive then? 299 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:18,754 Up there singing like a bird and an angel had a baby? 300 00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:21,298 You like the bird and angel thing, don't you? 301 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,925 I said that already? 302 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,052 - Can I ask you something? - Please do. 303 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,012 Can you get any of that food in your mouth? 304 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:34,562 So you're saying I should quit right now and leave with you? 305 00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:37,690 You're too big for this duck pond. It's time to fly. 306 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:41,068 You like to make trouble, don't you, Sandy? 307 00:15:42,319 --> 00:15:44,113 What do you say? Wanna team up? 308 00:15:44,697 --> 00:15:48,408 I'll tell you what I told Josh Gelfand in the sixth grade 309 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:50,786 - when he asked me to the spring social. - Uh-huh. 310 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,122 I'd love to, but we gotta ask my dad first. 311 00:15:53,205 --> 00:15:55,415 Ooh! 312 00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:01,547 I guess I should have mentioned my Dad's in Seward, Alaska. 313 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,382 Oh, that's fine. I love it there. 314 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:04,300 It's beautiful. 315 00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:06,594 - Oh, you've been? - No, I haven't been there. 316 00:16:07,553 --> 00:16:08,971 - But you just said... - No, I didn't. 317 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,517 I guess I should have also mentioned the prison thing. 318 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,601 Are you kidding? 319 00:16:13,684 --> 00:16:16,979 I was in prison my entire childhood. 320 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:21,275 An emotional prison. That's a life sentence, I'm telling you. 321 00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:26,280 - The Yugo, imported from France. - Isn't it from Yugoslavia? 322 00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:32,620 No. "You go" to France. "You go" and have a good time. Bonjour. 323 00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,750 Hey, Poppy. 324 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,209 How you doing? 325 00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,587 Oh, it's always a great day when I see my little girl. 326 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:46,216 Mr. Clarke, truly a pleasure. Sandy Wexler of Wexler Artists. 327 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,052 Is this the fool that want to manage you? 328 00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:51,972 Um, yes, I did come up here to talk to you about that. 329 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:56,143 And if you're available to speak, you know, and now's the time, 330 00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,688 I would love to have a conversation about this. 331 00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,690 If we could conversate, I'm here to... 332 00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:02,858 What about Six Flags Magic Mountain? 333 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:06,737 I mean, she got benefits, a paycheck every week. 334 00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:08,238 That mountain is truly magical. 335 00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:09,364 No, it is. 336 00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:13,368 I just, with all due respect, I think your daughter has the magic. 337 00:17:13,452 --> 00:17:17,707 With her talent, she could have a dream-come-true life. 338 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,208 You mean, better than all of this? 339 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:21,752 What? 340 00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:24,714 Dad. 341 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:26,591 Who else have you managed? 342 00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:29,218 You ever hear of Indiana Jones? 343 00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,803 You work with Harrison Ford? 344 00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:33,222 No, but I do represent the guy 345 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:36,266 who got his heart pulled out of his chest in Temple of Doom. 346 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,434 I love that guy. 347 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,019 Everybody does. 348 00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:41,772 I don't know anything about show business, Sandy. 349 00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,107 How do I know if I can trust you? 350 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:47,862 Because I can look you dead in the eye and promise you this: 351 00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:52,532 I will always do what's best for your daughter. 352 00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,373 Well, okay. In that case... 353 00:17:59,456 --> 00:18:03,210 ♪ You got a new manager ♪ 354 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,504 ♪ Thank you, Daddy ♪ 355 00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:07,715 ♪ What a wonderful moment ♪ 356 00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:09,634 The singing is just for us. 357 00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:12,136 Okay. Good. Will do... Will never do it again. 358 00:18:12,219 --> 00:18:14,429 You guys want to go out and celebrate? 359 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:15,806 I can't go nowhere. 360 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:19,101 Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Please don't shiv me. 361 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:23,438 Shiv you? Man, I ain't no inmate. I work here. I've got... got the night shift. 362 00:18:23,522 --> 00:18:25,775 What the... What? 363 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:27,026 Got ya. 364 00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:29,153 Oh! Ha! 365 00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:30,237 Very good. 366 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,491 Darling, you should take Sandy out for a dinner and a show, Alaskan style. 367 00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:39,622 - That's amazing. - Right? 368 00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:40,915 So good. 369 00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:45,210 The northern lights and my new friend Sandy. 370 00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:46,712 That's as good as it gets. 371 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:49,589 Northern lights are something else. 372 00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,425 I was actually talking about the burger, though. 373 00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:53,886 Is this bison, or is it moose meat? 374 00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,721 What's making it so good? 375 00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:57,890 It's a hamburger, crazy man. 376 00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:00,059 - A hamburger? - And you're missing out without the bun. 377 00:19:00,142 --> 00:19:01,518 Now, the bun... 378 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,729 If I lose five more pounds, it's back to the buns. 379 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:04,814 Oh, my God. 380 00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:09,318 So you really think I could be somebody? 381 00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:12,571 - You are going straight to the top. - Yeah? 382 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,907 Up there with all the other beautiful stars. 383 00:19:15,741 --> 00:19:16,992 Show me which star I am. 384 00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:19,286 - You wanna know which star you are? - Yeah. 385 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:20,454 Let's see. 386 00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:23,165 You are that one right there. 387 00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:25,000 Sandy, that's an airplane. 388 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,462 I know. I told you, you were going places. 389 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:31,548 - That's real smooth, Sandy. - Thank you. 390 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:33,550 You must be a real lady-killer. 391 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,010 Listen, 392 00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:38,347 if we're gonna do business together, we gotta have boundaries. 393 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,808 I'm sorry, but I learned that the hard way. 394 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:42,392 A bad breakup? 395 00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:45,020 His name was Alfred. 396 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:47,064 Oh, you're gay! 397 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,399 I can see that now. 398 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:51,694 No, I'm not gay as far as I know. 399 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,115 - Alfred was my first client. - Mmm-hmm. 400 00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:58,701 More than that. He was... He was my best friend. 401 00:19:58,784 --> 00:19:59,994 Did he die? 402 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:01,286 No, no. 403 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:06,500 He got famous, and he, uh... and he dumped me. 404 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,335 That dick! 405 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:11,964 He wasn't a dick. I was the dick. It was my fault. 406 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:15,217 I let the friendship get in the way of the business. 407 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:19,221 Now understand it's show business, not show friendship. Right? 408 00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:20,931 That is so sad. 409 00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:23,475 It's not sad. It's actually a good thing. 410 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:27,479 Because I got a stable of talent in Hollywood 411 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:31,150 that I, quite frankly, think is the best of the bunch. 412 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:34,528 And Eisner knows it, and Ovitch knows it. 413 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:38,032 I'm sorry, and I don't wanna toot my own horn 414 00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,993 'cause that's not what I like to do, but toot-toot. 415 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:42,828 Hmm. 416 00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:45,622 Best thing to me is I found you. 417 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,542 I'm glad you found me. 418 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,128 You're not as happy as I am. Trust me. 419 00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:53,672 But we gotta get to work. 420 00:20:53,756 --> 00:20:55,549 Whenever Sandy signed a new client, 421 00:20:55,632 --> 00:20:59,762 he had a team of support people that immediately began making over the client. 422 00:20:59,845 --> 00:21:03,265 He would just enroll everybody in classes for the stuff they didn't do. 423 00:21:03,348 --> 00:21:05,267 Movement, martial arts... 424 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,062 A posture person, and then a hair person. 425 00:21:08,145 --> 00:21:10,439 - And no one was better off after that. - No. 426 00:21:10,522 --> 00:21:11,523 It was a train wreck. 427 00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:12,775 I'm not a dancer, Sandy. 428 00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:15,069 - It doesn't matter if you can't dance. - It's all right. 429 00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:18,113 - Miss Gideon is gonna teach you to move. - I got you, sweetheart. 430 00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:20,532 - It's about presence on stage. - All right. That's enough, Sandy. 431 00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,367 - All right. Here we go. - It's about being comfortable. 432 00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:25,162 - You know, Baryshnikov, I hear... - Shut it, Sandy. I got her. 433 00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:28,665 ...Who me? Who me? Who me? 434 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,709 I'm a rock star. I'm a rock star. 435 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:34,922 And pass the mic. Pass the mic. Down the mic. Down the mic. 436 00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:36,340 That's it. That's it. 437 00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:38,175 - That's it. Now you're in it. - Bobby Brown. 438 00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:40,385 More madness! Stomp the ant. 439 00:21:40,469 --> 00:21:42,012 Seattle. Seattle. 440 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:45,850 - She doesn't know how to dance? - You're a diva! 441 00:21:45,933 --> 00:21:48,978 - This girl can do it all. - Feel it. And stop! 442 00:21:49,061 --> 00:21:50,229 Hammer time! 443 00:21:54,149 --> 00:21:55,901 Wonderful. 444 00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:57,945 Okay. Let's see it. 445 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,780 ...Very good. 446 00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,158 Very bad. 447 00:22:04,076 --> 00:22:05,619 Complete shit. 448 00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:09,957 You know what? I don't like the ice cream. It's a bad idea. Looks terrible. 449 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,502 Now let's go sexy, huh? Can you give me some sexy, Courtney? 450 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:15,379 Come on. Let's put on some sexy music, Willow. 451 00:22:19,258 --> 00:22:23,762 Okay. Yes. Let's shoop this shit. Shoop it up, huh? 452 00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:26,932 Let's shoop the shoop. Show me the sexy. Come on. 453 00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:28,475 Give me sexy. 454 00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:30,685 Honey, think of something sexy, huh? 455 00:22:30,769 --> 00:22:33,063 - Like what? - Like moose burgers. 456 00:22:33,147 --> 00:22:34,648 ...And there it is. Shoot that. 457 00:22:35,274 --> 00:22:38,860 Ah, Sandy likes it. No one knows why. 458 00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:40,529 Put your hand on your chin. 459 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:43,448 Not like you're stroking a beard. 460 00:22:43,532 --> 00:22:46,243 Like you're thinking, thinking filthy thoughts. 461 00:22:46,326 --> 00:22:47,995 Like wieners! 462 00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:51,665 Ah, that's good, Willow! Wieners is good. You're brilliant today. 463 00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:53,918 Come on. Hand on chin, thinking of wieners. 464 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:55,835 I suck at this. 465 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,296 - No, you don't. You're great. - Oh, come on. 466 00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,381 It... You just... It's easy. 467 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,590 Then you do it, Sandy. 468 00:23:00,674 --> 00:23:02,009 - Come on. Get over here. - No, no, no, no. 469 00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:05,095 - You're a performer. I don't do that. - Come on, Sandy. 470 00:23:05,179 --> 00:23:07,431 You said it's easy. Dream of the wieners, huh? 471 00:23:07,514 --> 00:23:08,765 Come over here. Come on. 472 00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:10,850 Do I wear my glasses, or do I take them off? Or... 473 00:23:10,935 --> 00:23:12,519 Nobody gives a shit. Come on. 474 00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:15,522 Eh... 475 00:23:15,605 --> 00:23:18,400 - You put your hand on the chin. - Uh-huh. 476 00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,152 You just... You think. 477 00:23:22,237 --> 00:23:25,782 Huh? Just thinking. Little more thinking over here. 478 00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:28,410 Yes, that's brilliant. 479 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:32,164 Beautiful. Thank you, Sandy. Clear out of frame. 480 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:34,124 - Get out. - No, I'm gonna miss him. 481 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,211 No, you'll be fine. Sexy will be right over here. 482 00:23:37,294 --> 00:23:38,503 - Don't worry. - I'll be there. 483 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:40,922 He's still got his hand on his chin. He's so cute. 484 00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:43,300 Ah, that's much better. 485 00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:45,302 Yes, that's it. 486 00:23:45,385 --> 00:23:47,346 Yes, now I see sexy. 487 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,980 The definition of, like, a given 488 00:23:56,063 --> 00:23:58,482 is that kids wake up and they think, "Me so horny." 489 00:23:58,565 --> 00:24:02,277 And then, you know, you don't need a song that just reinforces, 490 00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:03,695 they know they're so horny. 491 00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:06,198 If it was, like, "Me So Introspective" or something like that. 492 00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:08,575 Or "Me So Ambivalent" or... 493 00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:09,994 Just so good. 494 00:24:10,077 --> 00:24:13,622 Talk about fearless. Best in town by far. 495 00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:15,374 Isn't she? 496 00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:16,583 She? Who's she? 497 00:24:17,376 --> 00:24:18,377 What? 498 00:24:19,003 --> 00:24:21,505 - Did you call him? - Yeah, I called him. 499 00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:22,756 What'd he say? 500 00:24:24,258 --> 00:24:27,011 - What'd who say? - The guy you called. 501 00:24:27,094 --> 00:24:28,512 Who did I call? 502 00:24:29,096 --> 00:24:31,598 The guy from the Young Comedians Special. 503 00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:34,018 Oh, yeah. No, I gotta call him. 504 00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:36,895 - So you didn't call him? - No, I called him. 505 00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,230 No, you didn't. 506 00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:39,689 I thought you called him. 507 00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:42,151 Sandy, you're making even less sense than usual. 508 00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:43,110 No, I'm not. 509 00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:45,195 - Something's off. - Off how? 510 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:47,906 I don't know. Different. 511 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,325 Did you dye your hair or something? 512 00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:51,993 I don't think so. 513 00:24:52,077 --> 00:24:53,620 Maybe it's a brain tumor. 514 00:24:53,703 --> 00:24:55,205 Maybe it is. 515 00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:58,792 - Anyway, can we run lines? - Yeah, that's why I'm here. 516 00:25:00,419 --> 00:25:02,712 I need to know the truth, you son of a bitch! 517 00:25:02,796 --> 00:25:06,466 All right, I dyed my hair. Just the tips. You happy? 518 00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:08,302 No, the line, Sandy. 519 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:11,055 I know. I was improvising. 520 00:25:11,138 --> 00:25:13,432 But you want this line? Um... 521 00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:18,228 "The truth? You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the..." 522 00:25:18,312 --> 00:25:19,604 Bird. 523 00:25:19,688 --> 00:25:21,815 We gotta find a way. Don't you think, Sandy? 524 00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:24,151 Sandy? 525 00:25:24,234 --> 00:25:26,153 A way? What way? 526 00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:28,113 A way to get rid of the birds. 527 00:25:28,197 --> 00:25:31,616 Yeah, a bird and a baby had an angel. 528 00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:33,535 Are you stoned or something? 529 00:25:33,618 --> 00:25:36,413 Stoned? I don't do pot. Come on. 530 00:25:36,496 --> 00:25:40,542 Well, you seem stoned out of your mind. What's with the crazy smile? 531 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:45,380 I don't know, I'm just smiling at the fact you might become the new Captain Kangaroo. 532 00:25:45,464 --> 00:25:46,840 He's lying again. 533 00:25:46,923 --> 00:25:48,467 No, I'm not. I'm not lying. 534 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:52,679 I've been thinking about how you can work on your kid-friendly material. 535 00:25:52,762 --> 00:25:54,306 Maybe go to Magic Mountain. 536 00:25:54,389 --> 00:25:57,184 When you see all the children on line, just start doing jokes for 'em. 537 00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:59,561 - See if it works. - That feels very child molestery. 538 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:02,106 He wants to ruin you. Fire him! 539 00:26:02,189 --> 00:26:04,399 Fire me? If you're firing anybody, I'd fire him. 540 00:26:04,483 --> 00:26:06,151 He's useless. He does nothing. 541 00:26:06,235 --> 00:26:08,112 I do everything! What do you do? 542 00:26:08,195 --> 00:26:10,155 Guys, guys, guys! Come on, we're on the same team here. 543 00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:12,073 - That's what I'm trying to tell him. - Yes. 544 00:26:12,157 --> 00:26:13,367 Teammates? 545 00:26:14,284 --> 00:26:15,535 Yeah, thank you. 546 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:20,081 - You took my arm! You took my arm! - Oh, come off it. That's... 547 00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:22,126 - You took my arm! - That's not... 548 00:26:22,209 --> 00:26:23,835 Thank you, Martin. 549 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:28,257 Let's find out who the judges chose as returning champ tonight. 550 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,594 The judges gave Kevin Connors one star 551 00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:36,264 and the champion, Martin Lawrence, four stars! 552 00:26:36,348 --> 00:26:38,057 The new champion, Martin Lawrence. 553 00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:42,187 ...Oh... Come on. 554 00:26:42,979 --> 00:26:44,314 Wexler Artists. 555 00:26:44,398 --> 00:26:46,275 - It's me. - Hi, Kevin. 556 00:26:46,358 --> 00:26:47,401 Did you know that was on? 557 00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:49,944 No. I didn't know they were gonna repeat it. 558 00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:51,613 - I never want to see that again! - Well... 559 00:26:51,696 --> 00:26:55,784 I can't stop them, Kevin, legally, 'cause we signed an agreement. 560 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,619 It's... They own the material. 561 00:27:16,221 --> 00:27:18,432 Well, she'd light up a room in that purple one. 562 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:29,984 Sandy! 563 00:27:30,527 --> 00:27:32,487 Barry Bubatzi. 564 00:27:33,154 --> 00:27:34,155 Barry. 565 00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:37,826 Yeah, I was Carr D'Angelo's assistant? 566 00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:41,288 - Hiccups? That's you? - Yeah. 567 00:27:41,371 --> 00:27:43,915 - Look at this. Hiccups. - Yeah. 568 00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:45,292 Bubatzi! 569 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:47,043 He... he called me Hiccups 570 00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:49,588 because I had the hiccups this one time I was on the phone with him. 571 00:27:49,671 --> 00:27:51,381 Well, listen, he didn't just have the hiccups, 572 00:27:51,465 --> 00:27:52,757 he had the hiccups. 573 00:27:52,841 --> 00:27:54,676 - He wouldn't stop hiccupping. - Yeah. 574 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:58,222 Uh, you can die from hiccups. I was terrified. 575 00:27:58,305 --> 00:27:59,973 I was actually concerned. 576 00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:03,268 ...It was nerve-racking. A little bit. 577 00:28:03,352 --> 00:28:06,438 How's your sister? Did she get into Penn State? 578 00:28:06,521 --> 00:28:09,649 - She just graduated. - Another successful Bubatzi. 579 00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:13,612 - You see, that is why I love this guy. - What? 580 00:28:13,695 --> 00:28:17,115 He actually talked to me when I was just an assistant. 581 00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:19,200 You treated me with respect, Sandy. 582 00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:20,827 - Not many people did. - Well, of course. 583 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:22,829 - This is my girl, Mary. - Hi. 584 00:28:22,912 --> 00:28:24,122 Mary. Sandy Wexler. 585 00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,374 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 586 00:28:25,457 --> 00:28:26,833 Are you... What happened to your arm? 587 00:28:27,584 --> 00:28:31,588 - Yeah, I got myself a tattoo. - What'd you get? 588 00:28:31,671 --> 00:28:34,716 Uh... it is that of a dog bite. 589 00:28:36,218 --> 00:28:38,094 So how's Carr D'Angelo? 590 00:28:38,177 --> 00:28:41,139 Well, he, uh... he left. He's working for Blockbuster Video now. 591 00:28:41,723 --> 00:28:45,352 Smart move. The music business has its ups and downs, 592 00:28:45,435 --> 00:28:48,438 but Blockbuster Video's here for the long haul. 593 00:28:49,105 --> 00:28:51,190 And you, what are you up to? 594 00:28:51,275 --> 00:28:52,484 I left, too. 595 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,778 - I'm at Capitol Records now. - Oh. 596 00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:56,238 He's head of A&R. 597 00:28:57,364 --> 00:28:59,574 You know how happy that makes me? 598 00:28:59,658 --> 00:29:02,035 Hiccups Bubatzi goes big time. 599 00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:04,579 That's just... That's the way it should be. 600 00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:06,831 You worked your ass off, kiddo. 601 00:29:06,915 --> 00:29:09,501 Can I talk business for a second? Is that all right? 602 00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:11,628 I have a client that, actually, you would love to meet... 603 00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:12,962 - Tell you what... - What? 604 00:29:13,046 --> 00:29:16,550 Call my office next week. Yeah. 605 00:29:16,633 --> 00:29:18,843 I mean, you sure? 'Cause I will call. 606 00:29:18,927 --> 00:29:20,970 I know. 607 00:29:21,054 --> 00:29:22,764 - It was great seeing you, pal. - It was great seeing you. 608 00:29:22,847 --> 00:29:25,267 And I hope, uh, one of those dresses works out for you. 609 00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:27,436 - Oh, no, this isn't... - Cute. 610 00:29:27,519 --> 00:29:29,604 - It was... I mean... - So good. 611 00:29:30,188 --> 00:29:32,774 It's a Bubatzi world. We're all just... 612 00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:34,818 Could you please not block the whole aisle? 613 00:29:35,777 --> 00:29:37,195 We're all just living in it. 614 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:38,655 I wasn't blocking the aisle. 615 00:29:44,369 --> 00:29:45,454 Wow. 616 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:50,041 - Hi. - Hey, neighbor. 617 00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:51,960 Hi, Cindy! 618 00:29:52,043 --> 00:29:54,212 Where's that billionaire landlord of yours? 619 00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:56,506 Is he ever going to grace us with his presence? 620 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:58,425 What a question. 621 00:29:58,508 --> 00:30:01,177 Listen, he's supposed to come out for Rosh Hashanah, 622 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,179 but he said last year Purim, so who knows? 623 00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:05,223 ...But anyways, how are you? 624 00:30:05,307 --> 00:30:06,600 How is your husband? 625 00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,728 Doctors say it could be any day now. Hmm. 626 00:30:09,811 --> 00:30:12,564 Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just... 627 00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:15,609 How are you doing? No one ever asks how you're doing. 628 00:30:15,692 --> 00:30:16,693 How you feeling? 629 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,195 The truth is that I'm just... 630 00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:21,155 a little bit lonely. 631 00:30:21,239 --> 00:30:24,493 You were together so long. Of course you're lonely. 632 00:30:24,576 --> 00:30:27,161 So if you ever see my tennis court lights on at night... 633 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:30,374 that means that I could use some company. 634 00:30:33,877 --> 00:30:37,464 - It was great to see you, Cindy. - Bye, Sandy. 635 00:30:38,089 --> 00:30:41,134 Okay, we're gonna go. All right. Good night, now. 636 00:30:41,217 --> 00:30:42,552 Good night. 637 00:30:42,636 --> 00:30:45,389 Look, Gary Rodgers can't make that jump 638 00:30:45,472 --> 00:30:48,892 unless you clear every bird from the sky, Tom. 639 00:30:51,811 --> 00:30:55,399 I don't know. Is there a spray for it? Like, a... a roach spray or... 640 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,275 There's dogs. There's dogs. 641 00:30:57,359 --> 00:30:59,277 A roach spray for birds. 642 00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:03,865 Tom, I'm sorry. That's not my job. That's your job. 643 00:31:03,948 --> 00:31:05,909 That's why I'm telling you. 644 00:31:05,992 --> 00:31:07,327 I'm telling ya! 645 00:31:07,994 --> 00:31:11,205 Listen, don't do that to me! I'll pull the plug on this thing! 646 00:31:11,289 --> 00:31:12,874 Do you hear me? 647 00:31:14,418 --> 00:31:17,629 All right. I'm sorry I got hot there, Tom, but you weren't listening. 648 00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:21,340 Okay, here's a stock tip for you to make up for that. 649 00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:23,718 Pull all your money out of Apple, 650 00:31:23,802 --> 00:31:25,887 'cause no one's using the Macintosh anymore. 651 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:32,351 Put 80% into small local bookstores, the other 20% into Woolworth's. 652 00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:35,271 Righto. 653 00:31:35,397 --> 00:31:38,775 - Look at you, Mr. Manager Man. - You don't wanna yell at people, 654 00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:40,944 but sometimes it's the only way they can hear. 655 00:31:41,027 --> 00:31:42,111 You look stunning. 656 00:31:42,195 --> 00:31:47,451 Well, this yard is the most amazing yard I've ever seen, and that pool... 657 00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:49,327 The pool's off-limits. House rules. 658 00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:51,788 So, Yuri stopped by my office. 659 00:31:51,871 --> 00:31:54,583 Yeah, I know. He's right there. 660 00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:59,754 You see him? Let's go over. 661 00:32:00,714 --> 00:32:03,508 We need to find the one that expresses the right message. 662 00:32:03,592 --> 00:32:06,636 You know, "I'm fun. I'm complicated. I'm sexy." 663 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,930 I'm confused. I'm crazy. I'm embarrassed. 664 00:32:09,013 --> 00:32:11,475 You're beautiful is what you are. Stop that. 665 00:32:11,558 --> 00:32:14,060 ...Got a hit on the hip. 666 00:32:14,143 --> 00:32:16,813 This is someone I actually have to call. 667 00:32:17,856 --> 00:32:19,816 Okay, I'll be back in a few seconds. 668 00:32:19,899 --> 00:32:21,568 Okay, cool, we'll be in the pool. 669 00:32:22,235 --> 00:32:23,653 You stay out of the pool. 670 00:32:23,737 --> 00:32:24,904 I was just kidding. 671 00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,824 I know, and it was hysterical. 672 00:32:27,907 --> 00:32:29,743 But seriously, stay out of the pool. 673 00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:31,911 No, not you, Barry. Hi! 674 00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:36,124 - I don't know how you do it. - Do what? 675 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:39,043 Deal with all the crazy Sandy shit. 676 00:32:39,127 --> 00:32:42,130 - Man, he's such a... - Boner face? 677 00:32:42,213 --> 00:32:44,716 - I love that. - He's not a boner face. 678 00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:46,676 - He's a badass. - Okay. 679 00:32:47,511 --> 00:32:50,597 Well, listen, this girl is one of the best singers you'll ever see, 680 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,016 and the best, brightest person ever. 681 00:32:53,099 --> 00:32:56,853 I'm gonna go with the one on the top right corner. 682 00:32:57,521 --> 00:33:00,356 And can you blow up... that one? 683 00:33:01,232 --> 00:33:02,567 Oh, my God. 684 00:33:02,651 --> 00:33:04,152 What? It's a good picture. 685 00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:06,613 Sandy already asked me to do that for him. 686 00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:11,701 I have some interesting news. 687 00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:15,079 Capitol Records wants to meet with you next week. 688 00:33:15,163 --> 00:33:16,831 They want to hear your demo. 689 00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:19,751 I don't have a demo. 690 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:21,878 That's why you have me. 691 00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:28,677 ♪ You make it feel like home ♪ 692 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:35,183 ♪ You give me butterflies, butterflies Down to my soul ♪ 693 00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:40,188 ♪ Butterfly, butterfly You don't even know ♪ 694 00:33:40,271 --> 00:33:46,778 ♪ It's you who I speak of And you who I dream of ♪ 695 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:52,867 ♪ And nights when I'm all alone ♪ 696 00:33:52,951 --> 00:33:58,331 ♪ You make it feel like home ♪ 697 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:06,380 Courtney, one take. Perfection. 698 00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:09,300 You nailed it. That was... 699 00:34:10,218 --> 00:34:11,761 Thank you so much. 700 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:14,138 I'm gonna play this back in here. 701 00:34:14,931 --> 00:34:17,809 I can't get over what I just heard. Wow. 702 00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:18,935 My God. 703 00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:23,272 Play it back. I... I don't even know what to say right now. 704 00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:25,233 Uh... 705 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:31,197 There's a chance I forgot to hit record. 706 00:34:32,198 --> 00:34:34,492 What do you mean there's a chance you forgot? 707 00:34:34,576 --> 00:34:36,703 - I... I was gonna hit record... - Uh-huh. 708 00:34:37,871 --> 00:34:39,163 Uh, then I forgot. 709 00:34:40,456 --> 00:34:41,833 So it's more than a chance. 710 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,418 - You... you did forget? - Yes. 711 00:34:45,003 --> 00:34:47,756 Okay, so what do we do now? 712 00:34:47,839 --> 00:34:50,800 Is it another deck you have? Is it in the board? 713 00:34:50,884 --> 00:34:52,135 No. 714 00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:55,639 - So we'll have to do it again. - Okay. 715 00:34:56,222 --> 00:34:58,224 Okay? It's okay with you? 716 00:34:58,307 --> 00:35:00,685 If it's okay with you to do it again. 717 00:35:00,769 --> 00:35:03,187 - That's where we are right now, huh? - Okay. 718 00:35:03,271 --> 00:35:04,522 Let's just go again. 719 00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:11,112 Courtney, there was an issue on the subwoofer. 720 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:12,571 It was a bit tinny. 721 00:35:12,656 --> 00:35:15,283 We adjusted that, and we're ready for you this time. 722 00:35:15,366 --> 00:35:19,162 I'm sorry. On us, not you. Just one more time. 723 00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:22,581 We're gonna keep our eyes on the road. Okay? 724 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:23,917 You got it. 725 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,753 Please promise me it's as good as your first one. 726 00:35:26,836 --> 00:35:28,963 I'm... Ha! 727 00:35:29,047 --> 00:35:31,800 You know... You know you can do that. Okay. All right. 728 00:35:32,383 --> 00:35:33,802 Go get 'em, kiddo. 729 00:35:38,181 --> 00:35:42,769 ♪ Once in a while You find someone ♪ 730 00:35:43,978 --> 00:35:50,902 ♪ I dream of At nights when I'm all alone ♪ 731 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:57,450 ♪ You make it feel like home ♪ 732 00:35:59,744 --> 00:36:04,666 I am so happy we had another take, because that just killed me. 733 00:36:04,749 --> 00:36:06,751 It was so on the money. 734 00:36:06,835 --> 00:36:09,879 You were hitting notes I didn't know were invented yet. 735 00:36:09,963 --> 00:36:13,091 Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'm gonna take a listen. 736 00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:21,557 God damn it! 737 00:36:23,476 --> 00:36:25,687 I should have known you would never press the button. 738 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:28,481 You didn't remember to put the button on your goddamn overalls! 739 00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:36,698 Is everything okay out there? 740 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:40,785 Yes, kiddo, we are doing just fine. Um... 741 00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:44,831 We need to go one last time. There was a glitch. 742 00:36:44,914 --> 00:36:50,669 There was a tremolo-treble-bass hiccup that we have rectified, 743 00:36:50,754 --> 00:36:52,463 and we're ready for ya. 744 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:55,925 Take three it is. Three time's the charm. Ha! 745 00:36:56,009 --> 00:36:58,386 - Okay, kiddo, let's hit 'em. - Okay. 746 00:37:00,513 --> 00:37:02,681 It's not rolling. It's not rolling. 747 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:05,059 Press the button! 748 00:37:06,227 --> 00:37:10,314 Push it! It's spinning, right?! 749 00:37:10,398 --> 00:37:16,029 ♪ Butterflies, butterflies Down to my soul ♪ 750 00:37:16,112 --> 00:37:19,824 ♪ Butterfly, butterfly You don't even know ♪ 751 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:26,330 I mean, it's... it's like a bird and an angel and a saxophone 752 00:37:26,414 --> 00:37:28,666 - made love and had a baby. - Oh, wow. 753 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:35,799 I'm also hearing a triangle just between all the choruses. 754 00:37:35,882 --> 00:37:37,550 How can you hear a shape? 755 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:38,885 The instrument! 756 00:37:40,011 --> 00:37:41,012 Just... 757 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,972 ♪ Butterflies ♪ 758 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:47,185 ♪ Butterflies ♪ 759 00:37:48,561 --> 00:37:50,438 And then it would be perfect. 760 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:52,816 Really? A triangle? 761 00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:54,943 You don't think that will sound corny? 762 00:37:55,026 --> 00:37:57,570 Way in the back. Just barely audible. 763 00:37:57,653 --> 00:38:02,909 ♪ You make it feel like home ♪ 764 00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:16,505 These guys get... 765 00:38:18,299 --> 00:38:22,095 Sandy, um, my dad wanted to make sure that I said hi to you. 766 00:38:22,178 --> 00:38:23,596 - Your father, Marty? - Yeah. 767 00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:26,557 Say hi for me. He's a good man. A smart man. 768 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,603 Um, he felt bad that you didn't get into Hillcrest Country Club this year. 769 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:35,024 Oh, listen, that's not his fault. I was... That was fine. There's other clubs. 770 00:38:35,108 --> 00:38:38,027 No, actually I think that his was the deciding vote. 771 00:38:38,111 --> 00:38:41,697 No. It's a capacity thing. It's not his fault. It's... 772 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,824 Let's do the meeting. 773 00:38:42,907 --> 00:38:45,368 - All right. We're glad you're here. - Okay. Good. 774 00:38:45,451 --> 00:38:47,786 So anyway, now that we got the formalities out of the way... 775 00:38:47,871 --> 00:38:50,706 Everybody got their Fruitopia? Good, good, good. 776 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,291 So, spoke to Barry. 777 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:54,543 And, uh, Barry wanted us to listen to your demo, 778 00:38:54,627 --> 00:38:56,754 and I gotta say, some good stuff there. 779 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:57,839 Thank you. 780 00:38:57,922 --> 00:39:01,425 Just to... I mean, to me, no one's doing what this kid is doing out there. 781 00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:03,761 It's... it's not Mariah. It's not Whitney. It's... 782 00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:06,264 Well, listen, if she got the album sales of Whitney, we'll take it. 783 00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:07,431 ...Oh. Well, no, 784 00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:10,434 in terms of sound and commerciability, absolutely. 785 00:39:10,518 --> 00:39:12,854 It's definitely Whitney. It's a Whitney, 100%. 786 00:39:12,937 --> 00:39:14,480 - Yeah, it has potential. - Well, hold on now. 787 00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:16,232 The production quality is complete shit. 788 00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:18,609 Complete shit. Terrible. 789 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:22,321 But the song has potential. Yeah, no diggity, no doubt. 790 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:23,489 - Thank you. - That's it. 791 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,366 The song is all we're worried about. 792 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,785 You gotta lose the corny triangle, though, man. 793 00:39:29,037 --> 00:39:31,497 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, consider that gone. 794 00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:34,583 Let me ask you something, man. Whose insane idea was that, anyway? 795 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:37,628 Whose idea was it? Was it your idea? 796 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,213 No, it was that... It was the engineer's. 797 00:39:39,297 --> 00:39:42,300 I gotta be honest. It was absolutely ridiculous. 798 00:39:42,383 --> 00:39:46,345 I mean, how big of an asshole do you have to be to say, 799 00:39:46,429 --> 00:39:48,890 "You know what? Let's put a... 800 00:39:48,973 --> 00:39:51,100 ...at the end of a ballad"? 801 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:56,147 So, ready to check out our digs? 802 00:39:59,025 --> 00:40:01,235 This is Studio A. 803 00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:06,157 Les Paul helped engineer it, and Sinatra made it infamous. 804 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,160 I'm telling you, this studio is all that... 805 00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:11,787 and a bag of chips. 806 00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:13,414 Yes. 807 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:17,626 See this star here? 808 00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:21,047 This star marks the spot with the best acoustics on the... 809 00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:24,550 Sandy? 810 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:27,511 - How many of these things are there? - We got a lot. 811 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:30,139 - Can we talk about this star for a second? - Yeah, go ahead. 812 00:40:30,223 --> 00:40:32,683 It's got the best acoustics on the entire planet. 813 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,643 - You good, Sandy? - Comfortable. 814 00:40:35,853 --> 00:40:37,105 - Could I? - Right there. 815 00:40:55,206 --> 00:40:57,125 What the hell? Why the lights out? 816 00:40:57,208 --> 00:40:59,835 Electric bill? Did you guys pay it this month? 817 00:40:59,918 --> 00:41:02,338 No, he's leaning on the light switch. 818 00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:03,756 No, I'm not. 819 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:05,883 - Can you step aside, Sandy? - Sure. 820 00:41:08,136 --> 00:41:10,888 What? That wasn't me. Wasn't me. 821 00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:12,598 ...Let's try this again. 822 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:15,977 From the top. 823 00:41:20,689 --> 00:41:22,733 Sandy, step away from the light switch. 824 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:25,694 I did it on purpose that time. A joke. 825 00:41:25,778 --> 00:41:28,489 I can't make jokes, guys? Come on. 826 00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:32,660 Come on. If we're gonna do business, we gotta realize it's fun, too. 827 00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:36,455 Ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy. 828 00:41:36,539 --> 00:41:38,207 Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy. 829 00:41:41,627 --> 00:41:44,047 ♪ Last night I had a dream ♪ 830 00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:45,964 ♪ When I was 17 ♪ 831 00:41:46,049 --> 00:41:48,259 ♪ I was in love with you ♪ 832 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:50,553 ♪ And you were so in love with me ♪ 833 00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:54,098 - Yo, man, this girl can sing. - I told you. 834 00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:57,143 ♪ You got down on bended knee Said you wanna marry me ♪ 835 00:41:57,226 --> 00:42:00,104 ♪ Or was that just a fantasy ♪ 836 00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:04,108 ♪ All I know is what I know ♪ 837 00:42:04,192 --> 00:42:08,946 ♪ And when I wanna be Is living in a dream ♪ 838 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:13,617 ♪ We still fall in love Forever ♪ 839 00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:16,787 She got anyone? 'Cause I think she's my type. 840 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,206 What are you doing here? 841 00:42:18,289 --> 00:42:20,458 Why are we worried about her marital status? 842 00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:22,418 Shouldn't you be preparing your rap, Mase? 843 00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:24,087 We're gonna get to it. 844 00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:26,714 Old man, we're gonna get to all of it. 845 00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:28,424 "Old man"? I ain't that old. 846 00:42:28,507 --> 00:42:31,635 ♪ Last night I had a dream That you were here with me ♪ 847 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,804 ♪ And we were in a tree ♪ 848 00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:35,806 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ 849 00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:38,517 ♪ I love him I need him so ♪ 850 00:42:38,601 --> 00:42:40,394 Come on. Come on. Come on. 851 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,064 ♪ I'll kiss you on your neck, yes ♪ 852 00:42:43,147 --> 00:42:45,274 ♪ Then you can say you had the best, yes ♪ 853 00:42:45,358 --> 00:42:47,693 ♪ As I give you the game Eyes of champagne ♪ 854 00:42:47,776 --> 00:42:49,903 ♪ Blowin' on the jet Call it hydroplane ♪ 855 00:42:51,072 --> 00:42:52,740 He doesn't have his own microphone? 856 00:42:52,823 --> 00:42:54,742 No, no, check it out. 857 00:42:54,825 --> 00:42:58,246 ♪ Mr. DJ ♪ 858 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:03,709 ♪ Take me to a time when he Was still in love with me ♪ 859 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:06,420 ♪ Mr. DJ ♪ 860 00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:08,256 ♪ Please send me a dream ♪ 861 00:43:08,339 --> 00:43:11,717 ♪ Put my finger in a ring And gave his... ♪ 862 00:43:14,345 --> 00:43:17,973 Every song is incredible. That album is gonna be massive. 863 00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:20,518 So Babyface produced it? Like the Babyface? 864 00:43:20,601 --> 00:43:22,145 Like, the guy with the face of a baby? 865 00:43:22,228 --> 00:43:25,481 He has a very childlike face, it's true. 866 00:43:25,564 --> 00:43:27,483 It's so good for women, so strong. 867 00:43:27,566 --> 00:43:31,028 It's like Emmylou Harris, if she was raised in Neil Young's tour van 868 00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:34,532 and doing blow with Iggy Pop and Etta James in a Mississippi bayou. 869 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,617 Wow. Thanks, I think? 870 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,120 She doesn't understand how good that is? 871 00:43:39,203 --> 00:43:42,248 No, I do. I'm just grateful you all actually just listened to it. 872 00:43:42,331 --> 00:43:44,667 That's what we do. It's our ritual. 873 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:48,045 Whenever anybody at Wexler Artists completes a project, 874 00:43:48,129 --> 00:43:50,047 - we gather together. - We do? 875 00:43:50,131 --> 00:43:53,091 We didn't even know you had other clients until today. 876 00:43:53,176 --> 00:43:55,511 Oh, you guys all knew about each other. 877 00:43:55,594 --> 00:43:56,595 I knew you had other clients, 878 00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,639 but you told me I was in a different league from them. 879 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:01,309 That's what the prick told us, too. 880 00:44:01,392 --> 00:44:03,101 Sorry, we've never done the ritual before. 881 00:44:03,186 --> 00:44:05,688 If it's a first time, Sandy, how can it be a ritual? 882 00:44:05,771 --> 00:44:07,565 Okay, and who is that guy? 883 00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:10,401 Can we put him in a drawer or something? That's horrifying. 884 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:13,237 Sandy, aren't you forgetting the best part of the ritual? 885 00:44:13,321 --> 00:44:15,823 - What's that, dear? - Jumping in the pool. 886 00:44:15,906 --> 00:44:17,741 - Yeah! Let's do it! - Oh, no, no, no, no! 887 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:19,660 No, that's not part of the ritual! 888 00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,582 No, no, no, wait! We are not permitted in the pool! Okay? 889 00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:27,626 - Firuz forbids it. - You're not in a cult, are you, Sandy? 890 00:44:27,710 --> 00:44:29,420 No, Firuz is my landlord. 891 00:44:29,503 --> 00:44:32,840 He does not allow us in the pool. It is forbidden. 892 00:44:32,923 --> 00:44:34,091 No, no. All right! 893 00:44:34,175 --> 00:44:37,553 Ah! Don't you come any closer, Sandy. I'll put my whole foot in, I swear. 894 00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:38,929 No, no! 895 00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:40,889 - Please don't... No! - Ooh! 896 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,767 No, I am not kidding you, Courtney. I will let you go as a client. 897 00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:45,644 - I didn't wanna have to say that. - Oh, my God. 898 00:44:45,728 --> 00:44:48,021 Do not put your foot in the pool, or the career is done. 899 00:44:48,105 --> 00:44:49,523 And I'm not... I'm not messing with you. 900 00:44:49,607 --> 00:44:51,359 - Oh, God. - I don't care what you're saying. 901 00:44:51,442 --> 00:44:53,068 Whoa! 902 00:44:53,151 --> 00:44:55,195 Okay, you did it! You did it! You did the foot. 903 00:44:55,279 --> 00:44:56,822 You did the foot. The foot is wet. 904 00:44:56,905 --> 00:45:00,451 Please come back in the house. I'm asking nicely. 905 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:02,620 I just don't have... I can't... 906 00:45:02,703 --> 00:45:04,663 I wasn't gonna go in. 907 00:45:04,747 --> 00:45:06,790 I know you weren't gonna go in. 908 00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:08,917 I... I can't joke, too? 909 00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:11,044 - Really? "I know you won't." - I can't joke, too. 910 00:45:11,128 --> 00:45:13,464 Whoo! Cannonball! 911 00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:14,673 Whoo! 912 00:45:34,985 --> 00:45:37,363 Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow, okay? 913 00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:38,656 Maybe I'll wear you tomorrow. 914 00:45:38,739 --> 00:45:40,616 And... and it's not you guys. You're doing great. 915 00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:42,785 I love you guys. I love you guys, all right? 916 00:45:42,868 --> 00:45:44,703 Good night. Good night, everybody. 917 00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:45,954 Good night. 918 00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:51,627 ♪ Once in a while You find someone ♪ 919 00:45:52,670 --> 00:45:57,466 ♪ Right from the start Your heart is done ♪ 920 00:45:58,551 --> 00:46:00,010 ♪ Feels something like... ♪ 921 00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:02,680 - Sandy? - Who's that? 922 00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,432 Don't "who's that" me, man. 923 00:46:04,515 --> 00:46:06,224 Why do you screw Firuz? 924 00:46:06,309 --> 00:46:08,602 - Firuz? - Yes. 925 00:46:08,686 --> 00:46:11,397 I don't see you. Show your face! 926 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,649 I'm in Tehran, you imbecile. 927 00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:16,360 I tell you to stay out of my pool, and what do you do? 928 00:46:16,444 --> 00:46:18,111 You go in my pool. 929 00:46:18,195 --> 00:46:21,657 Uh, nobody went in your pool. No, no, who told you that? The dogs? 930 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:25,661 I have cameras everywhere, man. I'm watching you all the time. 931 00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:28,456 You're much better than anything we have on Iranian TV. 932 00:46:28,539 --> 00:46:30,499 I see you with bacon over the sink, 933 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,461 I see you fall asleep in my chair, watching my Cinemax. 934 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,379 And I see your godless friends in my pool! 935 00:46:35,463 --> 00:46:37,965 No, no, listen, Firuz. Here's what happened. 936 00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:40,468 There was an earthquake in Los Angeles. 937 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:44,347 So we just went in the pool 'cause it's the safest place to be. 938 00:46:44,430 --> 00:46:47,600 But we didn't go all the way in. No water was touched. 939 00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:50,561 Sandy, you lie all the time, man. It's embarrassing. 940 00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:53,105 I wish I was lying. I wish I was. 941 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:55,941 And how many times are you going to listen to that one song, my friend? 942 00:46:56,024 --> 00:46:58,318 I mean, mix in a little Miami Sound Machine or something. 943 00:46:58,402 --> 00:47:00,237 It's a client of mine. Courtney Clarke. 944 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,530 What, you don't like it? 945 00:47:01,614 --> 00:47:04,032 The song is good, and I like her, too. 946 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:06,994 You know, when she was in bathroom, I got quite a good look at her. 947 00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:08,871 - You what? - Firuz joking. 948 00:47:08,954 --> 00:47:11,374 I don't have cameras in bathroom anymore. 949 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:13,376 I had them taken out when you had the big hemorrhoid. 950 00:47:13,459 --> 00:47:16,211 That wasn't a hemorrhoid, that was a fissure. 951 00:47:16,294 --> 00:47:19,882 But, Sandy, people in my pool, this I do not like! 952 00:47:19,965 --> 00:47:21,675 - I... - That's strike one, Sandy! 953 00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:22,843 I'm telling you... 954 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:25,846 - You don't want to get strike two. - I... I agree. 955 00:47:25,929 --> 00:47:27,973 Goodbye from Firuz. 956 00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:29,767 Bye-bye. 957 00:47:33,812 --> 00:47:38,025 You know, I did tell them not to go in the pool, and they did it anyway. 958 00:47:38,108 --> 00:47:39,985 - So you admit it? - No! I... 959 00:47:40,068 --> 00:47:43,155 Strike two! Firuz knows everything. 960 00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:49,870 Okay, what are we doing today, big guy? 961 00:47:49,953 --> 00:47:53,040 We going to Jerry's? Or you want to go to Carney's? 962 00:47:53,123 --> 00:47:54,458 I can go either one. 963 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:58,128 It's all good for the Atkins. I can get a frankfurter, no bun. 964 00:47:58,211 --> 00:48:00,338 - I know. - I can get a plate of roast beef... 965 00:48:00,423 --> 00:48:02,049 - or corn beef... - Don't go over the whole menu. 966 00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:03,592 I don't give a shit about your roast beef. 967 00:48:03,676 --> 00:48:06,219 Stu Smiley passed on me for the Young Comedians Special. 968 00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:07,805 - That's right. He... - I don't even believe it. 969 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:09,264 - He's a moron. - He's not a moron. 970 00:48:09,347 --> 00:48:14,770 He's a pompous know-it-all, smarmy little Ivy League pussy. 971 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:19,817 - He went to San Diego State... actually. - You're kidding me right now, right? 972 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,694 You corrected me 'cause he went to San Diego State? 973 00:48:21,777 --> 00:48:23,236 No, I'm agreeing with you. 974 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:28,784 I'm saying you are too smart and too topical to be on HBO. 975 00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:30,077 They like young and stupid. 976 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,079 - They like cute and moronic. - Yes. 977 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:34,915 - Nothing challenging, nothing unfamiliar. - No. 978 00:48:34,998 --> 00:48:37,876 - They want some, like, ex-Florida DJ... - Ha! 979 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,462 ...who's blandly handsome, 980 00:48:39,545 --> 00:48:43,841 and his little gimmicks, his voice cracks on the punch line or he's... 981 00:48:43,924 --> 00:48:45,551 Pretends to be tripping on acid the whole set. 982 00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:48,178 Chinese food? 983 00:48:49,179 --> 00:48:50,639 I don't want Chinese food for lunch. 984 00:48:51,557 --> 00:48:53,058 All right, beef and broccoli. 985 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:55,728 This conversation goes a lot better when it's just me talking. 986 00:48:55,811 --> 00:48:58,564 - I'm not in the conversation? - Oh, you are, but you aren't. 987 00:48:58,647 --> 00:49:02,485 You can let... Blast off on me. Go ahead. Yell at me as much as you want. 988 00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:05,571 As long as you promise to bring it on the stage with you tonight, 989 00:49:05,654 --> 00:49:07,072 - and you show HBO... - I promise. 990 00:49:07,155 --> 00:49:08,741 ...they don't need to discover you. 991 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:11,952 Kevin Connors will discover himself. Thank you very much. 992 00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:15,455 What does that even mean? How do I discover myself? 993 00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:17,583 Do you know how dumb that sounds? 994 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:20,794 That's one of the... Don't click. Why're you clicking? Stop clicking! 995 00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:23,380 You always click whenever you get nervous. It's psychotic. 996 00:49:23,463 --> 00:49:24,882 Your technique... 997 00:49:24,965 --> 00:49:26,091 What is that? 998 00:49:26,174 --> 00:49:28,468 It's, uh... That's Courtney's song. 999 00:49:28,552 --> 00:49:30,721 That's... Ask her what station it is. 1000 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:32,598 What station is it? 1001 00:49:32,681 --> 00:49:35,142 Excuse me, miss? Oh, wow. Hi. 1002 00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:37,227 Oh, my God, I know you. 1003 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:38,395 - She knows me. - Hey. Yeah. 1004 00:49:38,478 --> 00:49:41,148 Didn't you get one star on Star Search the other day? 1005 00:49:41,231 --> 00:49:42,858 No. 1006 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:45,110 This... What station are you listening to? The number? 1007 00:49:45,193 --> 00:49:47,320 - What? - The station you're listening to? 1008 00:49:47,404 --> 00:49:49,782 You need to enunciate. I can't understand what you are saying. 1009 00:49:49,865 --> 00:49:51,700 No, no, what is the dial number? 1010 00:49:51,784 --> 00:49:53,493 What are you tripping about, bro? 1011 00:49:53,577 --> 00:49:56,622 I'm asking you what station you're listening to! 1012 00:49:56,705 --> 00:49:58,582 Don't you... What are you... 1013 00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:00,208 Good job. You scared her off. 1014 00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:02,294 Oh, come on here. 1015 00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:03,754 It's your Uncle Joe Benson... 1016 00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:08,383 There it is. There it is! 1017 00:50:09,552 --> 00:50:11,386 This is Courtney's song. 1018 00:50:12,345 --> 00:50:14,014 What are you shocked by? She's a great singer. 1019 00:50:14,097 --> 00:50:15,140 Oh, my God. 1020 00:50:15,223 --> 00:50:18,018 ♪ And we were in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ 1021 00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:21,271 What the hell, Sandy? 1022 00:50:22,815 --> 00:50:24,608 You can take care of this, right? 1023 00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:26,819 My Nautilus place is right here. I'm gonna go do a circuit. 1024 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:30,155 How about this song? Huh, guys? 1025 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:36,244 I got Integrity No-Fault Insurance. How about you? 1026 00:50:40,498 --> 00:50:41,625 The song... This song... 1027 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:43,376 Ha... 1028 00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,490 Hey, hey. 1029 00:51:24,459 --> 00:51:26,419 You look like a star. 1030 00:51:27,004 --> 00:51:28,338 Thank you! 1031 00:51:28,421 --> 00:51:30,966 You look like Mike Tyson knocked you out. 1032 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:32,342 What happened? 1033 00:51:32,425 --> 00:51:35,470 Oh, I ran into a moose on Melrose. 1034 00:51:35,553 --> 00:51:39,182 Yeah, it must have escaped off the Paramount lot. 1035 00:51:39,808 --> 00:51:43,896 - This dress on you... - I just love it. 1036 00:51:43,979 --> 00:51:47,816 Of course you do. It's from your dirty magazine page, ya weirdo. 1037 00:51:51,153 --> 00:51:52,487 Well, it works! 1038 00:51:52,570 --> 00:51:55,699 What are we doing tonight to celebrate? You were on the radio! 1039 00:51:55,783 --> 00:51:57,868 Hmm. Well, Bling just called, 1040 00:51:57,951 --> 00:52:02,080 and Quincy Jones invited me to his party tonight. 1041 00:52:02,164 --> 00:52:05,918 - Jonesy? Jonesy's having a party? - Okay. Uh-huh. 1042 00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,335 I heard he was gonna have a... 1043 00:52:07,419 --> 00:52:08,921 - I just didn't know when. - Oh. 1044 00:52:09,004 --> 00:52:11,006 So what? Did you get a plus-one or... 1045 00:52:11,089 --> 00:52:12,507 Yes, plus-one. 1046 00:52:13,258 --> 00:52:15,135 - And I'm the one? - Yeah. 1047 00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:19,181 You know, I met his grandmother years ago at a Hamburger Hamlet. 1048 00:52:19,264 --> 00:52:21,433 She calls him Quincelius. 1049 00:52:21,516 --> 00:52:24,144 So every time I see him, I say, "Hi, Quincelius." 1050 00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:25,979 He gives me a look like, "How did he know?" 1051 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:29,399 Okay, cool. So should we go to the party? 1052 00:52:29,482 --> 00:52:31,985 You wanna go to it? Why shouldn't... Let's pop by. 1053 00:52:32,069 --> 00:52:33,403 He lives in Venice, right? 1054 00:52:33,486 --> 00:52:35,613 Uh... no, the address is in Bel Air. 1055 00:52:35,698 --> 00:52:38,867 Oh, so he moved? Okay, okay, he moved. 1056 00:52:52,547 --> 00:52:54,842 Sandy Wexler. Wow. 1057 00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,468 They let you in this party? 1058 00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:57,803 Hey, Bronstein. 1059 00:52:57,886 --> 00:52:59,847 You heard you didn't get into Hillcrest Country Club, right? 1060 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,014 Yeah, I heard. 1061 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:03,809 This place is incredible! 1062 00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:06,019 Yeah, it's nice. It's nice. 1063 00:53:06,103 --> 00:53:08,438 His one in Venice wasn't trying as hard. 1064 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:11,649 Quincy never lived in Venice. What you talking about, Willis? 1065 00:53:11,734 --> 00:53:13,360 What? No, she said he did. 1066 00:53:13,443 --> 00:53:16,321 - What? - She? Oh! 1067 00:53:16,404 --> 00:53:17,990 I'm a huge fan. I'm Arsenio. 1068 00:53:18,656 --> 00:53:21,576 I know, Arsenio. Courtney. 1069 00:53:21,659 --> 00:53:26,289 Hey, Arsenio. Good to see you. I'm Sandy Wexler, her manager. 1070 00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:29,459 You remember? We met at, uh... at Bernie's beach house. 1071 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,337 Your manager look like he fell down an elevator shaft. What's up? 1072 00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:36,341 No, no, no. I, uh... Fender bender. You should see the other guy. 1073 00:53:36,424 --> 00:53:38,593 - Oh, he got hurt? - Who did? 1074 00:53:38,676 --> 00:53:41,054 - The other guy? - What? No. 1075 00:53:42,765 --> 00:53:45,183 You know what? I heard your new song, "Mr. DJ." 1076 00:53:45,267 --> 00:53:47,644 I love it. It's off the chain. You've gotta come on the show and do it. 1077 00:53:47,727 --> 00:53:49,479 - I would love to. - Oh, well, listen. 1078 00:53:49,562 --> 00:53:52,024 I got a call from Johnny Carson today, actually. 1079 00:53:52,107 --> 00:53:56,694 He heard the song as well on the radio, and he booked her on the show next week. 1080 00:53:56,779 --> 00:53:58,030 Carson? 1081 00:53:59,197 --> 00:54:00,407 Well, congratulations. 1082 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:04,119 You ever need me, Stage 29. I'll be there forever, baby. 1083 00:54:04,202 --> 00:54:07,622 Ah, thanks, Arsenio. No, I didn't mean any problem... 1084 00:54:07,705 --> 00:54:10,375 You didn't tell me I was doing Carson next week! 1085 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:14,087 That was a negotiation ploy. I may have overplayed my hand there. 1086 00:54:14,171 --> 00:54:15,755 Carson retired two years ago. 1087 00:54:15,839 --> 00:54:18,050 Sandy Wexler? Somebody hide the pastrami. 1088 00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:21,219 Hey, thank you. Good to see you, too. 1089 00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:26,224 Wow. Look at all these awards he has. 1090 00:54:26,308 --> 00:54:27,684 You'll have more one day. 1091 00:54:27,767 --> 00:54:29,769 - Me? - Yes, you. 1092 00:54:29,853 --> 00:54:30,979 You promise me this. 1093 00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:33,523 - After you win your first Grammy... - Uh-huh. 1094 00:54:33,606 --> 00:54:37,485 ...you go home that night, you put your ugly duckling hat on... 1095 00:54:37,569 --> 00:54:38,695 I am not putting that hat on. 1096 00:54:38,778 --> 00:54:40,363 ...to remind yourself where you come from. 1097 00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:43,658 - You put it on. I'm not putting it on. - You don't wanna see me in that... 1098 00:54:43,741 --> 00:54:45,869 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. 1099 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,413 Well, who whooped your ass and got away with it? 1100 00:54:48,496 --> 00:54:53,501 No, this was a high-impact Tae Bo class I took. It's fine. 1101 00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:54,586 Okay. 1102 00:54:54,669 --> 00:54:57,714 How about our girl here getting the radio play, huh? 1103 00:54:57,797 --> 00:54:59,757 Did I tell you she's a superstar or what? 1104 00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:01,468 Oh, yeah, she's getting some heat. 1105 00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:03,803 - Yeah, we'll see where it goes. - Thanks, Bling. 1106 00:55:03,887 --> 00:55:08,433 Excuse me. Excuse me, Shortie Doo-Wop, can I get two Zimas and for Sandy... 1107 00:55:08,516 --> 00:55:10,435 I'll take a diet ginger ale. 1108 00:55:10,518 --> 00:55:13,563 - Amy Baskin. - Sandy, what are you doing here? 1109 00:55:13,646 --> 00:55:16,859 I was invited. Thank you very much. Hi. 1110 00:55:17,567 --> 00:55:19,736 Bling, I want you to meet Amy Baskin. 1111 00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:22,572 To me, she is the next Grace Kelly. 1112 00:55:22,655 --> 00:55:25,242 - I'm trying. - Amy? Courtney. 1113 00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:26,743 Remember me from the ritual pool party? 1114 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:29,872 Oh, my God. I heard your song on the radio twice today. 1115 00:55:29,955 --> 00:55:33,000 - Congratulations, Courtney. - Oh, well, we got a great manager. 1116 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,585 He told me to always sing from the heart. 1117 00:55:35,668 --> 00:55:38,171 And I tell this girl, "Always act from the heart." 1118 00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:40,883 Hey, did we get the offer on the Mentos commercial I was on hold for? 1119 00:55:40,966 --> 00:55:44,719 No, you weren't on hold for it. What I said was, 1120 00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:48,598 "I called them and they put me on hold for about 45 minutes." 1121 00:55:48,681 --> 00:55:52,185 But when they... they got on the phone, they told me they passed on you. 1122 00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:54,938 - Well, there you go. - No, it's good. 1123 00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:56,523 They said she had a great reading. 1124 00:55:56,606 --> 00:55:59,026 That it truly looked like she loved the Mentos. 1125 00:55:59,859 --> 00:56:01,111 I'll be back with your drinks. 1126 00:56:01,194 --> 00:56:02,195 - Okay. - Okay. 1127 00:56:02,279 --> 00:56:05,573 Yo, check it out. It's OJ Simpson, Phil Spector and Robert Blake. 1128 00:56:05,657 --> 00:56:08,493 Good guys. Call 'em the dream team. 1129 00:56:08,576 --> 00:56:10,162 - I'm gonna go chop it up with 'em. - All right. 1130 00:56:10,245 --> 00:56:13,123 The juice is on the loose! What's happening, killer? 1131 00:56:13,706 --> 00:56:17,252 So, uh, what do you think? We've been to the party. We had fun. 1132 00:56:17,335 --> 00:56:19,879 - Time to go? - I wanna see Jonesy. 1133 00:56:19,963 --> 00:56:22,299 - Who's Jonesy? - Quincy? 1134 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:24,927 - Oh, Quincy? You wanna see, uh... - Yeah. 1135 00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:26,386 ...Quincelius? 1136 00:56:26,469 --> 00:56:27,887 All right. Let's get that done. 1137 00:56:27,971 --> 00:56:30,307 - You think he's around? - Yeah, it'll be good to see him again. 1138 00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:32,434 Uh, yeah, let's find him. 1139 00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:37,981 Okay, now, Courtney, it's Domaines Ott Bandol Rosé. 1140 00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:39,316 - My favorite. - Mmm. 1141 00:56:45,989 --> 00:56:47,324 What do you think? 1142 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:50,202 Mmm! This is so good, Mr. Jones. 1143 00:56:50,285 --> 00:56:52,037 What do you think, Sandy? You like it? 1144 00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:54,998 What's the matter, man? 1145 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,125 Nothing. No, I think it's good. 1146 00:56:57,209 --> 00:56:59,502 It's... it's... It's just grapey. 1147 00:57:00,337 --> 00:57:04,716 - What do you mean "grapey"? - Oh, I... I didn't say it was a bad thing. 1148 00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:08,178 Okay. I'm gonna try to respect your opinion, brother. 1149 00:57:08,761 --> 00:57:12,515 Let me try another one. I've got a '61 Château Pétrus downstairs. 1150 00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:13,725 Okay. 1151 00:57:13,808 --> 00:57:16,519 I paid eight grand for it at the Côte de Nuits. 1152 00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:18,396 - Yeah, okay. - That's too much. No. 1153 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,690 Pretty sure this'll get your attention. 1154 00:57:20,773 --> 00:57:22,400 Thank you, Quincelius. 1155 00:57:22,484 --> 00:57:23,901 Who the hell is Quincelius? 1156 00:57:24,819 --> 00:57:27,155 Nobody. Come on. What are we doing here? 1157 00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,659 Thank you. 1158 00:57:31,743 --> 00:57:33,954 It was grapey. It was a little grapey. 1159 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:37,624 - I think you offended him. - No, I didn't. 1160 00:57:37,707 --> 00:57:39,251 I thought it was cool. 1161 00:57:40,293 --> 00:57:44,256 When he comes back, I dare you to say you hate that one, too. 1162 00:57:44,339 --> 00:57:45,507 What? 1163 00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:48,843 The man spent $8,000 on the wine. He'll kill me. 1164 00:57:48,926 --> 00:57:51,638 Oh, we'll laugh our asses off. Come on. 1165 00:57:51,721 --> 00:57:56,393 - Courtney, what do you got me doing here? - I was saving this for a special occasion. 1166 00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:58,270 I think this is special enough. 1167 00:58:00,438 --> 00:58:02,732 You'll have to let me know what you think, baby. 1168 00:58:02,815 --> 00:58:04,567 Yeah. Thank you. 1169 00:58:05,818 --> 00:58:06,944 Very much. 1170 00:58:08,405 --> 00:58:10,032 What do you think, honey? 1171 00:58:10,115 --> 00:58:13,326 Mr. Jones, this is exquisite. 1172 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:15,037 And, Sanford, you likey? 1173 00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:22,919 - Honestly? - What else, man? 1174 00:58:24,462 --> 00:58:27,090 - It's a little nutty. - Nutty? 1175 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:29,842 For my taste. 1176 00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:37,017 Maybe if you put an ice cube in it... 1177 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:41,813 - Oh, my goodness. - Get out of my house! 1178 00:58:41,896 --> 00:58:43,273 - Now! - Hey, hey, I didn't mean to... 1179 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,402 - Now! Out! Out! - I'm gonna leave. 1180 00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:50,072 - No, I just got to get my jacket. - Out! Get... get out of here. 1181 00:58:50,155 --> 00:58:51,781 - Listen. - Out! 1182 00:58:51,864 --> 00:58:55,202 Man, one of these is mine. Is this navy or black? 1183 00:58:55,285 --> 00:58:59,122 I'm having a hard time seeing. My glasses are blurry from the wine toss. 1184 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:00,373 Get out! 1185 00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:03,043 You know what? This is probably it. I... I'm gonna go. 1186 00:59:03,126 --> 00:59:05,837 - Leave! - Courtney! Okay. 1187 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,049 Hey. Thank you, Q-bert. It was a great night. 1188 00:59:09,132 --> 00:59:12,135 - Did you see the way that was... - You made me do that! You! 1189 00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:13,511 - How are we getting out? - Are you happy? 1190 00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:15,930 I don't know where... Go. Just go. Is he coming? 1191 00:59:16,013 --> 00:59:19,892 Courtney's first single was huge. I remember the album was even bigger. 1192 00:59:19,976 --> 00:59:22,937 I heard every song on every station of every radio. 1193 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:29,277 Yay, Courtney! 1194 00:59:31,529 --> 00:59:34,116 Courtney blew up to Whitney Houston-type status. 1195 00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:35,200 Oh, really? 1196 00:59:35,283 --> 00:59:36,951 - So it was crazy. - Mariah Carey, you know... 1197 00:59:41,331 --> 00:59:45,252 You're nobody, and then you're somebody, and everyone's clamoring after you. 1198 00:59:45,335 --> 00:59:47,837 And it's scary. It can be scary. 1199 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,520 - Sandy... - Courtney, what's wrong? 1200 01:00:03,603 --> 01:00:05,813 I think someone's outside my house. 1201 01:00:05,897 --> 01:00:08,441 I'm scared it's one of those freaks that's been calling me or something. 1202 01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:10,610 What? Who's calling you? 1203 01:00:10,693 --> 01:00:11,903 I don't know. 1204 01:00:11,986 --> 01:00:14,781 I've been dealing with this ever since I moved into this place. 1205 01:00:14,864 --> 01:00:16,991 - Are your doors locked? - Yeah. 1206 01:00:17,074 --> 01:00:19,244 You stay inside. I'll be right there. 1207 01:00:29,879 --> 01:00:31,589 You're in trouble now, tough guy! 1208 01:00:32,424 --> 01:00:35,427 Look what I've been carrying around in my backseat... 1209 01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:39,139 ever since I was attacked on Ventura Place. 1210 01:00:40,056 --> 01:00:42,434 Huh? You like this? 1211 01:00:43,143 --> 01:00:44,936 You wanna... You wanna feel it? 1212 01:00:46,604 --> 01:00:48,148 Come out! Where are you? 1213 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:52,026 Courtney, stay in the house! 1214 01:00:55,363 --> 01:00:56,531 What's that? 1215 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,285 What? You think you can hide? 1216 01:01:02,954 --> 01:01:06,541 Are you scared? Huh? 1217 01:01:06,624 --> 01:01:08,960 'Cause I'm scared, too. 1218 01:01:09,043 --> 01:01:12,380 I'm scared I'm gonna shatter every bone in your face! 1219 01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:20,597 You're gone? 1220 01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:25,185 That's it. Truce. 1221 01:01:26,394 --> 01:01:27,395 No more. 1222 01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:34,194 Ow! 1223 01:01:38,615 --> 01:01:43,745 What you were so afraid of was nothing but a raccoon. 1224 01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:44,829 No way. 1225 01:01:44,912 --> 01:01:48,208 I'm telling you, you'll never have to worry about him again, though. 1226 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,627 You didn't kill him, did you? 1227 01:01:51,503 --> 01:01:53,796 No. No. Uh, I... 1228 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:58,134 I seen him go out into the forest again to see his family, so... 1229 01:01:58,218 --> 01:01:59,886 All right? But I screamed at him. 1230 01:01:59,969 --> 01:02:03,306 I let him know, "Don't come back here. You stay with the... 1231 01:02:04,474 --> 01:02:06,351 On your side of the fence." 1232 01:02:06,434 --> 01:02:08,270 Okay. 1233 01:02:08,353 --> 01:02:10,272 Come on in. Let me wash those clothes. 1234 01:02:10,355 --> 01:02:14,401 When I used to represent Hooch from Turner & Hooch, 1235 01:02:14,484 --> 01:02:18,738 I got a similar call about a late-night trespasser. 1236 01:02:18,821 --> 01:02:21,449 Turned out it was Benji's trainer. 1237 01:02:21,533 --> 01:02:26,579 Uh, he was jealous that Hooch was now the hottest dog in the business. 1238 01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:29,707 - You're making that up. - No, no, no, I think that's true. 1239 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,960 You're insane, Sandy. Take off those pants. 1240 01:02:33,711 --> 01:02:36,298 What? What, right here? 1241 01:02:36,381 --> 01:02:37,424 I won't look. 1242 01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:39,592 Well, you'll be missing out, then. 1243 01:02:39,676 --> 01:02:41,344 Oh, really? 1244 01:02:42,011 --> 01:02:44,221 No. Maybe you should turn around. 1245 01:02:44,306 --> 01:02:46,766 Turning around. 1246 01:02:46,849 --> 01:02:49,852 I'm glad you took this place, by the way. 1247 01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:51,688 The real estate lady told me 1248 01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:55,567 that David Crosby died three times in this house. 1249 01:02:55,650 --> 01:02:57,902 I'm gonna keep the beeper, if that's all right. 1250 01:02:57,985 --> 01:03:00,738 Kevin Connors did a show on Brea tonight, 1251 01:03:00,822 --> 01:03:04,867 co-headlining with AJ Jamal. I wanna make sure that went well. 1252 01:03:05,827 --> 01:03:08,204 So, pants are coming down. 1253 01:03:09,121 --> 01:03:10,373 Here you go. 1254 01:03:12,792 --> 01:03:15,337 All right. Come on. Let's get these washed. 1255 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,005 Sure. Hey, thanks for doing that. 1256 01:03:21,884 --> 01:03:23,470 You called Bling, too? 1257 01:03:23,553 --> 01:03:25,513 Oh, I was here anyway, Sandy. 1258 01:03:25,597 --> 01:03:27,474 With my pants on. 1259 01:03:32,144 --> 01:03:35,064 The important thing is that Courtney feels safe. 1260 01:03:35,147 --> 01:03:37,066 - That's all I'm worried about. - Hmm. 1261 01:03:37,149 --> 01:03:38,818 An unlisted phone number. 1262 01:03:38,901 --> 01:03:40,737 That's the way to go for an artist of your stature. 1263 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,780 I can get that done for you tomorrow morning. 1264 01:03:42,864 --> 01:03:46,075 Oh, no, it's all... It's all good, Sandy. I handled it already. 1265 01:03:46,158 --> 01:03:49,245 Oh, you did? Good. Good. Good for you. 1266 01:03:52,164 --> 01:03:54,125 Sandy, can you pass me the gravy? 1267 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:57,712 Can I pass you the gravy? Absolutely. I can pass you the gravy. 1268 01:03:57,795 --> 01:03:59,547 - Here. You want me to put it on for you? - I got it. 1269 01:03:59,631 --> 01:04:00,923 - You got it? - Yeah. 1270 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:03,760 I was thinking we should get back in the studio, Courtney. 1271 01:04:03,843 --> 01:04:06,262 Maybe noodle around with some new tunes. 1272 01:04:06,346 --> 01:04:08,973 With all due respect, Sandy, I understand that, 1273 01:04:09,056 --> 01:04:12,268 but, uh, her existing record's gonna be on the charts for months. 1274 01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,604 You don't want her competing against herself now, do you? 1275 01:04:14,687 --> 01:04:18,733 Who else do you want her competing with? I mean it's a win-win. To me. 1276 01:04:21,318 --> 01:04:22,570 I know what you mean, Sandy. 1277 01:04:22,654 --> 01:04:25,865 I have lots of ideas, but I can't tomorrow. 1278 01:04:25,948 --> 01:04:28,075 We've got publicist meetings. 1279 01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:31,371 - Publicists? What... what publicists? - Oh, yeah, just the top ones. 1280 01:04:31,454 --> 01:04:33,039 You know what? I'll send you the list, actually. 1281 01:04:33,122 --> 01:04:35,708 You know what? Better yet, I'll e-mail you the list. 1282 01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:38,545 - What is that? - Oh, you're not familiar with e-mail? 1283 01:04:38,628 --> 01:04:42,382 E-mail? Of course I heard of that. Which one are you talking about? 1284 01:04:42,465 --> 01:04:46,636 You got your computer, right? And you plug that into your phone line, 1285 01:04:46,719 --> 01:04:52,434 and you could send a document to another computer clear across the country 1286 01:04:52,517 --> 01:04:54,602 in a matter of minutes. 1287 01:04:54,686 --> 01:04:58,398 Who licks the envelope? R2-D2? I'm lost right now. 1288 01:04:58,481 --> 01:05:01,150 Now I think we're making a wrong move here. 1289 01:05:01,233 --> 01:05:05,321 I have a publicity campaign designed strictly for this woman right here. 1290 01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:08,533 You have a publicity campaign? Well, I mean, we're... The family's all here. 1291 01:05:08,616 --> 01:05:10,367 We would love to hear about it. What is it? 1292 01:05:10,452 --> 01:05:12,870 Well, I usually like my clients to start slow. 1293 01:05:12,954 --> 01:05:14,997 Keep it simple. Don't overexpose. 1294 01:05:16,332 --> 01:05:18,250 - Really, Sandy? - Yes. 1295 01:05:18,334 --> 01:05:20,252 Just gonna spit your chicken on my face? That's for you. 1296 01:05:21,337 --> 01:05:24,507 Okay. Maybe we'll hold off on the publicist thing. 1297 01:05:24,591 --> 01:05:25,592 Thank you. 1298 01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:27,343 But then we'll bring in one soon. 1299 01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:29,053 - Okay, boys? - We'll talk about that. 1300 01:05:29,136 --> 01:05:31,222 Absolutely. I think that's smart. 1301 01:05:31,305 --> 01:05:33,307 All right. I'm gonna go check on these jeans. 1302 01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:35,309 - Okay? - Yes, my queen. 1303 01:05:35,392 --> 01:05:36,728 Your queen? 1304 01:05:38,688 --> 01:05:43,150 Sandy, you are the reason she needs a publicist. 1305 01:05:43,234 --> 01:05:44,611 I'm the reason? 1306 01:05:44,694 --> 01:05:47,489 You know how many calls I got after Quincy Jones threw you out of his party? 1307 01:05:47,572 --> 01:05:51,451 - Oh... She dared me to do it. - What are you, 14, Sandy? 1308 01:05:51,534 --> 01:05:53,911 No, I'm not 14. I'm not 14 at all. 1309 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:55,412 Your job is to protect her. 1310 01:05:55,497 --> 01:05:57,499 I protect her 24/7! 1311 01:05:57,582 --> 01:06:00,167 And how is that? By screwing up her shot on Arsenio? 1312 01:06:00,251 --> 01:06:01,794 We got the show, didn't we? 1313 01:06:01,878 --> 01:06:03,295 Because I fixed it! 1314 01:06:03,379 --> 01:06:06,423 You fixed it. You did everything. You invented music. 1315 01:06:06,508 --> 01:06:07,759 What did you do, Sandy? 1316 01:06:07,842 --> 01:06:10,344 Did you file the paperwork for the Grammy nomination before the deadline? 1317 01:06:10,427 --> 01:06:12,514 Did you squash the story in the Enquirer 1318 01:06:12,597 --> 01:06:15,933 about her corrections officer father falling asleep during a prison riot? 1319 01:06:16,017 --> 01:06:18,060 Did you send envelopes of cash to the radio stations 1320 01:06:18,144 --> 01:06:19,436 so they could play her record? 1321 01:06:20,437 --> 01:06:21,939 No, you didn't do that. 1322 01:06:22,023 --> 01:06:23,483 You know how I know you didn't do it, Sandy? 1323 01:06:23,566 --> 01:06:25,442 Because I did it. I did all those things. 1324 01:06:25,527 --> 01:06:28,112 And what did you do? Hmm? 1325 01:06:28,195 --> 01:06:32,116 You made sure Gary, the daredevil trapeze artist, 1326 01:06:32,199 --> 01:06:35,036 was her opening act at the Universal Amphitheatre. 1327 01:06:36,037 --> 01:06:37,038 Gary is family. 1328 01:06:37,121 --> 01:06:39,791 This dude shattered his pelvis on an amplifier! 1329 01:06:39,874 --> 01:06:41,501 I was there. I saw. 1330 01:06:41,584 --> 01:06:43,460 There was blood all over the first three rows! 1331 01:06:43,545 --> 01:06:45,505 - People were vomiting! - Yeah, all right. 1332 01:06:45,588 --> 01:06:46,798 That doesn't really segue well 1333 01:06:46,881 --> 01:06:49,551 into soulful singer-songwriter now, does it, Sandy? 1334 01:06:49,634 --> 01:06:52,011 She got 'em back. She's too good to lose a crowd. 1335 01:06:52,094 --> 01:06:53,513 She's too good for you. 1336 01:06:54,388 --> 01:06:56,098 Sandy, she could have any manager she wants. 1337 01:06:56,182 --> 01:06:57,266 She wants me! 1338 01:06:57,349 --> 01:06:59,519 And that is what's holding her back. 1339 01:07:01,270 --> 01:07:02,980 Look, Sandy, you did your job. 1340 01:07:03,856 --> 01:07:06,526 You brought her up to the big leagues. 1341 01:07:06,609 --> 01:07:09,070 I'm telling you. Come on! 1342 01:07:09,987 --> 01:07:12,824 But now you're just... You're out of your depth. 1343 01:07:12,907 --> 01:07:15,284 Don't let your ego get in the way. 1344 01:07:15,993 --> 01:07:20,081 Can you look me in the eye and tell me you're doing what's best for her? 1345 01:07:24,501 --> 01:07:25,753 - Okay. - Ah! 1346 01:07:25,837 --> 01:07:28,255 Pants-Off Dance-Off is officially canceled. 1347 01:07:28,339 --> 01:07:29,716 - Put these bad boys on. - Okay. 1348 01:07:29,799 --> 01:07:33,803 You got the stain out? Very nice. Look at you. Look at you. 1349 01:07:33,886 --> 01:07:37,264 Well, I'm beat to shit. I'm gonna call it. 1350 01:07:37,849 --> 01:07:41,102 You're gonna call it? All right. I'll walk you out, then. 1351 01:07:41,185 --> 01:07:44,689 Thank you for everything. Appreciate it all. 1352 01:07:54,115 --> 01:07:56,993 Oh. Oh, yeah. Good night. 1353 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,464 Thanks for scaring the stalker raccoon. 1354 01:08:10,547 --> 01:08:13,760 You don't have to thank me, Courtney. That's my pleasure. 1355 01:08:13,843 --> 01:08:14,844 Look, Sandy... 1356 01:08:16,553 --> 01:08:18,347 This rock star thing is new to me. 1357 01:08:19,223 --> 01:08:21,558 I'm doing the best I can to make everybody happy, you know. 1358 01:08:21,643 --> 01:08:25,897 You make the world happy, Courtney. That's all you need to worry about. 1359 01:08:26,814 --> 01:08:27,899 Thank you, Sandy. 1360 01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:31,402 That's why it's difficult for me to tell you this. 1361 01:08:31,485 --> 01:08:35,114 But where you are right now in your career, 1362 01:08:35,197 --> 01:08:38,868 and what it requires of my time, it's... 1363 01:08:41,037 --> 01:08:45,708 I'm being kind of forced here to make sacrifices that, 1364 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:49,045 with good conscience, I don't really wanna make. 1365 01:08:49,128 --> 01:08:50,587 Like what? 1366 01:08:50,672 --> 01:08:54,676 Like my stable of talent. 1367 01:08:54,759 --> 01:08:59,263 I can't give them what I believe each and every one of them deserves 1368 01:08:59,346 --> 01:09:04,894 if I'm worried about all the complexities of your day-to-day. 1369 01:09:04,977 --> 01:09:07,146 It's a lot, kid. I'm sorry. 1370 01:09:07,229 --> 01:09:10,316 So what? You don't want to work together anymore? 1371 01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:14,403 Well, it's just the current situation isn't fair to you, either. 1372 01:09:14,486 --> 01:09:19,366 I can't commit to you 100% if I got other things on my mind, 1373 01:09:19,450 --> 01:09:22,119 which unfortunately I do. The stable. 1374 01:09:22,203 --> 01:09:24,831 Sandy, let's not do this right now. 1375 01:09:26,207 --> 01:09:28,876 Let's take a minute and think it over. 1376 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,878 I don't need a minute. 1377 01:09:30,962 --> 01:09:34,506 I promised your dad I'd always do what's best for you. 1378 01:09:34,590 --> 01:09:35,925 This is best. 1379 01:09:40,221 --> 01:09:41,388 So that's it? 1380 01:09:43,265 --> 01:09:46,143 You ever need me, just beep. 1381 01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:49,646 Sandy. 1382 01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:53,943 Beep. 1383 01:09:55,737 --> 01:09:57,529 You're gonna be all right, Courtney. 1384 01:09:58,530 --> 01:09:59,949 You're gonna be a legend. 1385 01:10:02,534 --> 01:10:03,995 Brightest star out there. 1386 01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:32,481 Legend has it he stayed in that car and cried for... six hours? 1387 01:10:37,528 --> 01:10:41,073 Someone called child services 'cause they thought a little girl was in trouble. 1388 01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:42,158 - Yeah. - In a car. 1389 01:10:46,829 --> 01:10:48,790 I mean, not that anybody has a good cry, 1390 01:10:48,873 --> 01:10:50,750 but his cry sounded like some kind of, like, 1391 01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,335 lonesome moose. 1392 01:10:59,091 --> 01:11:01,761 Whatever the amount of time was that he cried, 1393 01:11:01,844 --> 01:11:03,805 he broke his own rules. He just got too close. 1394 01:11:03,888 --> 01:11:06,182 It was Alfred all over again. 1395 01:11:06,265 --> 01:11:07,516 That was a tough time... 1396 01:11:09,769 --> 01:11:15,441 'cause Sandy not only lost his most talented client ever, 1397 01:11:15,524 --> 01:11:19,195 but he also lost this person he had feelings for. 1398 01:11:20,196 --> 01:11:21,948 It must've been especially painful for Sandy, 1399 01:11:22,031 --> 01:11:24,366 because Courtney Clarke was everywhere. 1400 01:11:27,494 --> 01:11:28,495 Whoo! 1401 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,881 Gary Rodgers, ladies and gentlemen. 1402 01:11:38,964 --> 01:11:42,802 ♪ There's something In the way that you smile ♪ 1403 01:11:43,969 --> 01:11:49,266 ♪ There's something In the way that you talk to me ♪ 1404 01:11:49,350 --> 01:11:54,355 ♪ The way that you look at me Boy, I can't see anything... ♪ 1405 01:11:54,438 --> 01:11:56,482 Yo, man, your girl blew up. She the shit now. 1406 01:11:56,565 --> 01:11:58,609 - Congratulations, Sandy. - Yeah. 1407 01:11:58,692 --> 01:12:00,777 Yeah, she's doing great. Uh... 1408 01:12:00,862 --> 01:12:03,114 We're not working together anymore, though. 1409 01:12:04,198 --> 01:12:06,783 Oh. Now that makes sense. 1410 01:12:06,868 --> 01:12:08,160 Later, dawg. 1411 01:12:08,244 --> 01:12:10,496 Yeah. That makes sense. 1412 01:12:11,330 --> 01:12:13,875 It makes sense if I kill you, Arsenio. 1413 01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:16,210 That would make sense. 1414 01:12:16,293 --> 01:12:19,630 ♪ I know it is destiny ♪ 1415 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:26,803 ♪ Hot summer nights, lovers ♪ 1416 01:12:26,888 --> 01:12:28,305 Get out of town with that. 1417 01:12:28,389 --> 01:12:31,058 ♪ Samba dancing with Fire in their eyes burning ♪ 1418 01:12:31,142 --> 01:12:32,184 Come on. 1419 01:12:32,894 --> 01:12:36,063 ♪ Hearts on full with desire ♪ 1420 01:12:36,147 --> 01:12:39,525 ♪ Wanting you, wanting me ♪ 1421 01:12:39,608 --> 01:12:44,613 ♪ Gonna make you wanna fall in love Love, love, love ♪ 1422 01:12:45,697 --> 01:12:48,659 ♪ Yeah, I think I'm gonna fall in love ♪ 1423 01:12:49,368 --> 01:12:52,663 Oh, jeez, you're going for this? Give me a break here. 1424 01:12:52,746 --> 01:12:56,500 ♪ Samba dancing with Fire in their eyes burning ♪ 1425 01:12:56,583 --> 01:13:00,546 ♪ Hearts on full with desire... ♪ 1426 01:13:00,629 --> 01:13:02,006 All right. That's enough. 1427 01:13:03,049 --> 01:13:04,175 Come on, already. 1428 01:13:47,468 --> 01:13:48,885 What have we got here? 1429 01:13:51,931 --> 01:13:54,391 Sandy! 1430 01:13:54,475 --> 01:13:56,518 I was scared you wouldn't come. 1431 01:13:58,062 --> 01:14:01,398 Hey. Where's Peter? Is he doing PT? 1432 01:14:01,482 --> 01:14:04,651 Sandy, why don't you take off your shoes? 1433 01:14:04,735 --> 01:14:07,238 Take off my... Oh, for your rug? 1434 01:14:07,321 --> 01:14:09,240 You know, my shoes are actually cleaner 1435 01:14:09,323 --> 01:14:11,867 than my socks, but... 1436 01:14:11,951 --> 01:14:13,369 And here we are. 1437 01:14:14,996 --> 01:14:16,956 - Hey, hey. - And here's your throne. 1438 01:14:17,039 --> 01:14:19,083 Why don't you sit down, Sandy? 1439 01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:21,252 - Hey. - What would you like to drink? 1440 01:14:21,335 --> 01:14:23,462 You know, I got a bit of a sour stomach. 1441 01:14:23,545 --> 01:14:27,633 If you got Dr. Brown's black cherry diet, that would be perfect. 1442 01:14:29,593 --> 01:14:32,638 Or a big glass of whiskey. Either way is... 1443 01:14:42,398 --> 01:14:43,399 Oh, look. 1444 01:14:43,983 --> 01:14:45,734 Ah. 1445 01:14:49,488 --> 01:14:53,700 Did you ever see that naughty little movie, 9½ Weeks? 1446 01:14:53,784 --> 01:14:55,119 No, I didn't. 1447 01:14:55,202 --> 01:14:58,414 I saw Problem Child, though. That kid was hysterical. 1448 01:15:00,582 --> 01:15:04,586 Well, not as funny as that. Look at you. 1449 01:15:05,421 --> 01:15:08,465 - Peter's been sick for a long time. - Yeah. 1450 01:15:09,466 --> 01:15:11,927 And a woman yearns for a man's touch. 1451 01:15:12,636 --> 01:15:14,138 Hey, no, that's natural. 1452 01:15:14,221 --> 01:15:16,098 Are you a man, Sandy? 1453 01:15:17,183 --> 01:15:18,975 I don't know. I... 1454 01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:21,645 I was bar mitzvahed, but that was a long time ago. 1455 01:15:24,565 --> 01:15:26,567 - You know what I love about you? - Yeah? 1456 01:15:26,650 --> 01:15:28,860 Your voice. 1457 01:15:28,944 --> 01:15:31,113 Come on. I've got a surprise. 1458 01:15:32,448 --> 01:15:33,574 - Come along. - Hey, what's this? 1459 01:15:33,657 --> 01:15:35,951 - Just sit here. Now, sit. - Oh! Oh, yeah. 1460 01:15:36,035 --> 01:15:38,620 Aye, aye, aye! Yeah! 1461 01:15:38,704 --> 01:15:40,497 Touch me, Sandy. Touch me. 1462 01:15:40,581 --> 01:15:43,584 Well, I... I was just walking on the carpet in my socks. 1463 01:15:43,667 --> 01:15:48,630 - I don't wanna zap you. - Oh. You can zap me. Just zap me. 1464 01:15:52,343 --> 01:15:54,095 Cindy! 1465 01:16:03,812 --> 01:16:08,024 Don't worry about Peter. He only wants my happiness. 1466 01:16:08,109 --> 01:16:09,360 Yeah. 1467 01:16:15,907 --> 01:16:18,410 I can't do it. I can't. 1468 01:16:18,494 --> 01:16:20,954 - I'd feel better if we... - Don't, Sandy, please. 1469 01:16:21,038 --> 01:16:23,540 - Don't leave. Stay here. - Oh... 1470 01:16:23,624 --> 01:16:25,459 We... we could put a blanket over his head. 1471 01:16:26,293 --> 01:16:30,256 That's... that's actually a thought. 1472 01:16:30,339 --> 01:16:33,008 No. He says no. He said... I'm sorry. 1473 01:16:33,092 --> 01:16:36,220 I consider Peter a friend, 1474 01:16:36,303 --> 01:16:40,141 whether he's alive or dead or in a vegetative state. 1475 01:16:40,224 --> 01:16:42,601 Thanks for the offer, okay? 1476 01:16:43,810 --> 01:16:47,063 I got the shock! I knew I... The socks. 1477 01:16:54,405 --> 01:16:55,406 Pervert. 1478 01:17:00,744 --> 01:17:01,870 - Cindy! - Cindy! 1479 01:17:01,953 --> 01:17:03,247 Madonna! 1480 01:17:03,330 --> 01:17:04,415 Melissa! 1481 01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:07,834 Wrapping up the CDs. 1482 01:17:07,918 --> 01:17:10,045 Doing too good a job. I feel that... 1483 01:17:11,505 --> 01:17:15,091 Just... a little bit overzealous with the wrapping is my feeling. 1484 01:17:15,176 --> 01:17:18,470 What is the security on this thing? 1485 01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:19,846 It's a $12 item. 1486 01:17:19,930 --> 01:17:21,848 They got it wrapped up like the Hope Diamond. 1487 01:17:22,974 --> 01:17:24,768 It's impossible that they have cellophane... 1488 01:17:24,851 --> 01:17:29,022 What are you doing? You look gloomy. Reiser's killing out there. Come on. 1489 01:17:29,105 --> 01:17:31,775 You're like a monkey with a coconut. You're just looking at it... 1490 01:17:31,858 --> 01:17:34,653 He's killing the jokes that I wrote. It should be me up there killing it. 1491 01:17:34,736 --> 01:17:38,407 Next year, it will be. CBS sees your jokes work now. 1492 01:17:38,490 --> 01:17:41,327 Next year, you'll be telling those jokes, 'cause you wrote 'em. 1493 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,209 You want me to do the jokes he's telling right now 1494 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:49,293 on next year's Grammys? 1495 01:17:49,376 --> 01:17:51,170 But you do 'em in your voice. 1496 01:17:51,253 --> 01:17:53,672 But the punch lines are the same. People have heard them already. 1497 01:17:53,755 --> 01:17:55,299 You do new punch lines. 1498 01:17:55,382 --> 01:17:57,509 So then they're new... They're new jokes. 1499 01:17:57,593 --> 01:17:59,761 No, but you're doing 'em in your voice. 1500 01:17:59,845 --> 01:18:01,222 I wanna strangle you. 1501 01:18:01,305 --> 01:18:02,806 - Don't say "your voice" again. - What are you... 1502 01:18:02,889 --> 01:18:04,558 I'm gonna kill you if you say "in my voice." 1503 01:18:04,641 --> 01:18:06,768 - Would you stop? I can't ever... - Sandy? 1504 01:18:09,355 --> 01:18:10,356 Courtney. 1505 01:18:11,607 --> 01:18:13,359 Look at you! 1506 01:18:13,442 --> 01:18:16,945 - Hey! Hey. - Hey! Oh. 1507 01:18:18,739 --> 01:18:22,618 You, uh, remember my, uh, client Paul Reiser? 1508 01:18:23,619 --> 01:18:25,746 - Kevin Connors. - Kevin! 1509 01:18:26,455 --> 01:18:28,540 They should have had you host this show. 1510 01:18:28,624 --> 01:18:32,669 Paul Reiser is usually funny, but his jokes tonight are just corny. 1511 01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:36,673 - You still doing Atkins? I see. - Atkins. 1512 01:18:36,757 --> 01:18:38,467 - You look great! - Thank you. Well, my God. 1513 01:18:38,550 --> 01:18:40,135 - I look good? Look at you. - You look so good! 1514 01:18:40,219 --> 01:18:42,929 I have been following you. You are doing so well. 1515 01:18:43,013 --> 01:18:46,600 The Grammy tonight. Did I tell you when that was gonna happen, huh? 1516 01:18:46,683 --> 01:18:48,227 You deserve it all. You really do. 1517 01:18:48,310 --> 01:18:51,605 You deserve it, too. I wouldn't be here without you. 1518 01:18:51,688 --> 01:18:54,775 Are you kidding me? You cannot stop a shooting star. 1519 01:18:54,858 --> 01:18:56,735 - Aw. - Our scientists have proven this. 1520 01:18:57,361 --> 01:18:59,321 You are unbelievable, Sandy. 1521 01:18:59,405 --> 01:19:01,407 How's Bling? Where is he? 1522 01:19:01,490 --> 01:19:04,660 Yeah, he's my label guy. He's not my guy-guy anymore. 1523 01:19:04,743 --> 01:19:08,079 - Well, I'm so sorry. That's... - Don't be. 1524 01:19:08,163 --> 01:19:09,998 Things happen for a reason. 1525 01:19:10,081 --> 01:19:11,625 I scored us each a goodie bag, my sweet. 1526 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:13,960 - Hi, cuteness. - Can I keep your PlayStation? 1527 01:19:14,044 --> 01:19:15,296 Yes. 1528 01:19:15,379 --> 01:19:21,009 Guys, this is my new boyfriend, Ra... Say it for me, babe. 1529 01:19:21,092 --> 01:19:22,511 Ramiro Alejandro. 1530 01:19:22,594 --> 01:19:26,307 - Sandy Wexler. - Nice to meet you, Ramir... 1531 01:19:26,390 --> 01:19:28,183 - Ramiro Alejandro. - I know. 1532 01:19:28,267 --> 01:19:31,395 Oh, is this the old Make-A-Wish guy you were telling me about? 1533 01:19:31,478 --> 01:19:34,105 No. No, we used to work together. 1534 01:19:34,189 --> 01:19:37,150 Hey, you wanna come to Clive Davis' after-party? You could ride with us. 1535 01:19:37,233 --> 01:19:39,069 I, uh, would love to. 1536 01:19:39,152 --> 01:19:41,405 - I, uh, have to go somewhere. - Aw. 1537 01:19:41,488 --> 01:19:44,491 A client of mine... Amy Baskin. You... you remember Amy. 1538 01:19:44,575 --> 01:19:45,576 Yeah! 1539 01:19:45,659 --> 01:19:49,913 Yes, well, she got the lead in "Sound of Music" at the Pasadena Playhouse. 1540 01:19:49,996 --> 01:19:53,917 - She'll be Partygoer Number One. - Yeah, that's the lead. 1541 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,545 It is. She's... She's the lead partygoer. 1542 01:19:56,628 --> 01:19:59,798 Let's get together real soon, Sandy. Promise me. 1543 01:19:59,881 --> 01:20:02,759 - I promise. You promise me this. - Of course. What? 1544 01:20:02,843 --> 01:20:04,177 - After Clive's party... - Mmm-hmm. 1545 01:20:04,260 --> 01:20:06,638 - ...you put on the ugly duckling hat... - Oh, gosh. 1546 01:20:06,722 --> 01:20:08,682 ...and you remind yourself where you came from. 1547 01:20:08,765 --> 01:20:10,058 Not on this hair. 1548 01:20:10,141 --> 01:20:12,143 - Like we... Nope, not on your hair. - Courtney... 1549 01:20:12,227 --> 01:20:13,729 - You promise? - ...we have to go. 1550 01:20:13,812 --> 01:20:15,522 - I promise. Okay. - I gotta see you. Okay. 1551 01:20:15,606 --> 01:20:17,399 Good to see you, babe. 1552 01:20:17,483 --> 01:20:20,944 Nice meeting you, Sammy! Hope they find a cure for you, buddy. 1553 01:20:21,027 --> 01:20:22,821 Buddy, move. Move! 1554 01:20:22,904 --> 01:20:24,656 - Get out the way! - Which way are you moving? 1555 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:25,866 - Okay, go! - Sandy, move! Sandy! 1556 01:20:25,949 --> 01:20:27,743 That was another tough goodbye for Sandy. 1557 01:20:27,826 --> 01:20:31,121 He... he didn't even know if he would ever see or talk to Courtney again. 1558 01:20:31,204 --> 01:20:32,664 Of course he kept himself busy. 1559 01:20:32,748 --> 01:20:34,249 He actually signed someone 1560 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:37,210 who was involved in the biggest form of entertainment in the '90s. 1561 01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:38,795 Wrestling. Professional wrestling. 1562 01:20:42,090 --> 01:20:44,676 Yeah! 1563 01:20:53,935 --> 01:20:54,936 Yeah! 1564 01:21:04,446 --> 01:21:09,284 Go to sleep, baby! It's night-night time! 1565 01:21:20,295 --> 01:21:22,005 - You're the man, Bedtime. - Isn't he? 1566 01:21:22,088 --> 01:21:23,757 Oh, I know you're gonna take the title on Sunday. 1567 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,885 I'm gonna make 'em go night-night. 1568 01:21:27,969 --> 01:21:30,764 - Thank you. - I'm gonna lose. 1569 01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:32,724 You don't know that. Hang on, please. 1570 01:21:32,808 --> 01:21:35,727 Yeah, I do know that. I got the script. 1571 01:21:35,811 --> 01:21:39,440 Tsunami sits on my face until I tap out. I'm never gonna be the champ. 1572 01:21:39,523 --> 01:21:40,691 Okay, look. 1573 01:21:40,774 --> 01:21:44,820 The good thing is, you're gonna have a grown man sit on your face, 1574 01:21:44,903 --> 01:21:48,156 and the entire world is gonna be watching. That's a positive. 1575 01:21:48,239 --> 01:21:50,325 - That's not a positive. - It's a positive because it's... 1576 01:21:50,409 --> 01:21:51,702 - The fame factor. - What? 1577 01:21:51,785 --> 01:21:54,955 Hey, Bedtime. Will you rock me like a baby while my brother Dicky gets a picture? 1578 01:21:55,038 --> 01:21:56,957 - What are you, six? - Yeah, of course he will. 1579 01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:59,167 - Of course he will do it. - Do you see the size of this guy? 1580 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:00,293 Just get on it. 1581 01:22:00,376 --> 01:22:04,297 Oh. Hang on, guys. My cellular device is ringing. 1582 01:22:05,048 --> 01:22:07,383 And I hit this, and I pull this. 1583 01:22:08,218 --> 01:22:09,344 Wexler Artists. 1584 01:22:09,428 --> 01:22:11,847 Mr. Wexler, it is Chippy from Dan Tana's. 1585 01:22:11,930 --> 01:22:16,685 Chippy! Hey! How's it going? How was your vacation to Cincinnati? 1586 01:22:16,768 --> 01:22:19,395 It was, uh, not a vacation. My mother died. 1587 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,022 I went to Cincinnati for the funeral. 1588 01:22:21,106 --> 01:22:23,358 Oh, yeah. That's right. How's your mother? 1589 01:22:24,985 --> 01:22:26,194 What are you calling for? 1590 01:22:26,277 --> 01:22:29,990 We have a delicate situation with a client of yours who has had too much to drink. 1591 01:22:30,073 --> 01:22:32,826 And unfortunately, there are very many paparazzi out front. 1592 01:22:34,035 --> 01:22:36,204 Oh, boy. Was it Gary or Kevin? 1593 01:22:41,376 --> 01:22:43,336 Yeah, I chased him for six or seven blocks. 1594 01:22:43,419 --> 01:22:47,173 Just come on. Get a life, guys. Jeez. 1595 01:22:53,429 --> 01:22:55,223 - Bring me to the package. - This way. 1596 01:23:04,816 --> 01:23:06,026 Courtney? 1597 01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:10,446 What the... What's going on, kiddo? 1598 01:23:11,031 --> 01:23:13,324 Sandy! They found you! 1599 01:23:13,408 --> 01:23:14,868 Yeah, they found me. 1600 01:23:14,951 --> 01:23:18,288 You just stay put, okay? You stay right there. 1601 01:23:23,084 --> 01:23:25,462 Aw, Sandy to the rescue. 1602 01:23:26,379 --> 01:23:29,675 No one can find out about this. You understand me, Chippy? Not even you. 1603 01:23:30,717 --> 01:23:31,885 Okay, Sandy. 1604 01:23:33,303 --> 01:23:34,763 - Okay. - Sandy! 1605 01:23:36,807 --> 01:23:39,810 What? She'll suffocate? Is that what you're saying? 1606 01:23:39,893 --> 01:23:42,353 Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! 1607 01:23:42,437 --> 01:23:44,314 Go jump in a lake, fellas! 1608 01:23:50,070 --> 01:23:54,741 Ah! No, no, no, no! Oh, come on! Oh, please, please, please. 1609 01:23:55,951 --> 01:23:58,494 Keep your voices down. Let her sleep. 1610 01:24:00,121 --> 01:24:03,625 That's right. Just sleep. Sleep, sleep. 1611 01:24:04,209 --> 01:24:06,545 Let me get this up for you. 1612 01:24:07,462 --> 01:24:10,131 And you... you're breathing. 1613 01:24:10,882 --> 01:24:12,050 Are you breathing? 1614 01:24:12,759 --> 01:24:14,761 Yeah, there it is. Okay. 1615 01:24:14,845 --> 01:24:15,929 You'll be all right. 1616 01:24:18,056 --> 01:24:21,893 I'm telling you, he's the best ventriloquist in the business. He... 1617 01:24:21,977 --> 01:24:23,436 You don't see him talking? 1618 01:24:23,519 --> 01:24:28,441 No, you see his lips move slightly, but that's not the important thing. 1619 01:24:28,524 --> 01:24:31,069 The important thing is what the guy is saying. 1620 01:24:31,152 --> 01:24:34,197 No one looks at the lips if they're laughing, then... 1621 01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:35,949 No, kids love him. 1622 01:24:36,032 --> 01:24:39,786 That's why I'm bringing it up to you. The kids will love this guy. 1623 01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:43,373 He's got curly hair, and... and he's got the mustache. 1624 01:24:43,456 --> 01:24:44,457 I'm sorry. 1625 01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:47,502 - Linda, I'm... I'm just asking if you... - Do you want some breakfast? 1626 01:24:47,586 --> 01:24:49,504 - Sandy... - If you could just 1627 01:24:49,588 --> 01:24:51,547 put a good word in for me. That's it. 1628 01:24:51,632 --> 01:24:53,717 Maybe put his headshot on his desk. 1629 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,136 - I really wish I could, Sandy. - Hey, just meat, right? 1630 01:24:56,219 --> 01:24:58,554 Oh, yeah. Hold on. Just meat. 1631 01:24:59,598 --> 01:25:00,766 Just meet with him. 1632 01:25:01,474 --> 01:25:03,852 That's all I'm asking you to do. Just meet with him. 1633 01:25:03,935 --> 01:25:05,103 All right, Sandy. 1634 01:25:05,186 --> 01:25:08,564 Thank you, Linda! Thank you! 1635 01:25:08,649 --> 01:25:10,525 Happy birthday on Wednesday. 1636 01:25:10,609 --> 01:25:12,903 - How did you know that? - Yeah, 'cause I know. 1637 01:25:12,986 --> 01:25:15,238 'Cause I know. I know everything. 1638 01:25:17,073 --> 01:25:19,618 How good is this? Phenomenal. 1639 01:25:19,701 --> 01:25:21,662 No one knows how to cook health food like... 1640 01:25:21,745 --> 01:25:24,205 You're fantastic. You can do it all. 1641 01:25:24,915 --> 01:25:28,293 I owe you for last night. I'm embarrassed. 1642 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:31,462 Hey, everybody gets zonked once in a while. 1643 01:25:31,546 --> 01:25:33,924 The question is, why are we doing it? 1644 01:25:35,175 --> 01:25:36,593 I don't know. I... 1645 01:25:37,135 --> 01:25:38,594 I just broke up with Billy. 1646 01:25:38,679 --> 01:25:42,432 Billy? Who's Billy? What happened to the Marc Anthony fella? 1647 01:25:42,515 --> 01:25:44,059 Marc Anthony? Come on, Sandy. 1648 01:25:44,142 --> 01:25:46,687 Pick up a People magazine every once in a while. 1649 01:25:46,770 --> 01:25:48,855 That was three boyfriends ago. 1650 01:25:48,939 --> 01:25:52,525 Oh, hey, I gotta start writing some of these names down. 1651 01:25:52,608 --> 01:25:55,737 I'm getting lost. I'm joking around with you. 1652 01:25:55,821 --> 01:25:58,239 What you're doing's perfectly natural. 1653 01:25:58,323 --> 01:26:00,742 Anyone in your position would be doing the same. 1654 01:26:00,826 --> 01:26:02,160 Look, Liza did it. 1655 01:26:02,869 --> 01:26:05,956 Elizabeth Taylor did it. Sherwood Schwartz did it. 1656 01:26:06,039 --> 01:26:08,583 Just my life. 1657 01:26:09,710 --> 01:26:11,419 It feels out of control. 1658 01:26:11,502 --> 01:26:15,882 I can't connect with anybody. I don't... I just don't feel safe. 1659 01:26:15,966 --> 01:26:17,926 I can't even go ten feet 1660 01:26:18,009 --> 01:26:22,806 without the paparazzi following me, taking pictures of me, spying on me. 1661 01:26:22,889 --> 01:26:24,390 I don't even want to leave my house anymore. 1662 01:26:24,474 --> 01:26:26,101 What? You gotta leave your house. 1663 01:26:26,184 --> 01:26:29,062 Even Michael Jackson leaves his house once in a while. 1664 01:26:29,813 --> 01:26:30,647 How? 1665 01:26:30,731 --> 01:26:33,734 He just don't look like Michael Jackson. 1666 01:26:37,570 --> 01:26:39,655 Excuse me, sir. You know what time it is? 1667 01:26:42,617 --> 01:26:44,160 Can you do me a favor? 1668 01:26:44,244 --> 01:26:47,789 Courtney Clarke was just in there. Uh, could you find out where she went? 1669 01:26:47,873 --> 01:26:50,625 This is... Somebody just got their life back! 1670 01:26:50,709 --> 01:26:53,378 ...Why do you own this stuff? 1671 01:26:53,461 --> 01:26:55,839 Why? Those are my workout clothes. 1672 01:26:55,922 --> 01:26:57,799 You work out? 1673 01:26:57,883 --> 01:27:01,928 Suzanne Somers personally gave me one of the very first ThighMasters. 1674 01:27:02,012 --> 01:27:03,263 I use it as much as I can. 1675 01:27:03,346 --> 01:27:05,015 This conversation is over. 1676 01:27:05,098 --> 01:27:07,392 What? It's for firm thighs and buttocks. 1677 01:27:07,475 --> 01:27:09,936 - Sandy, please stop talking. - All right. 1678 01:27:10,686 --> 01:27:11,772 What we gonna do today? 1679 01:27:11,855 --> 01:27:14,733 What we gonna do today? Anything you want, kiddo. 1680 01:27:14,816 --> 01:27:17,861 - Okay, lead the way, ThighMaster. - Hey! Now, wait a minute. 1681 01:27:17,944 --> 01:27:20,864 - By the way, the dogs are good for cardio. - Oh. 1682 01:27:21,907 --> 01:27:22,908 What does that mean? 1683 01:27:22,991 --> 01:27:24,159 You'll see. 1684 01:27:24,242 --> 01:27:26,995 - Go! Run! Run! Run! - Okay! Okay! 1685 01:27:28,872 --> 01:27:30,581 Well, here comes the test. 1686 01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:34,585 Look at that. Look at that. Huh? 1687 01:27:34,669 --> 01:27:36,254 ...Wow. 1688 01:27:37,798 --> 01:27:39,215 Why am I golfing? 1689 01:27:39,299 --> 01:27:41,134 Golfing is very relaxing. 1690 01:27:41,217 --> 01:27:44,512 You don't have to think about nothing but smacking that ball. 1691 01:27:44,595 --> 01:27:46,306 Have you ever played before? 1692 01:27:46,389 --> 01:27:49,225 - No. - No? It's quite easy. 1693 01:27:49,309 --> 01:27:52,687 I'll take out the big stick 'cause it's fun to hit 'em far. 1694 01:27:52,771 --> 01:27:56,316 It's always good to warm up a little bit. Ow! Okay. 1695 01:27:56,399 --> 01:27:59,235 I got actually a little problem in the back. 1696 01:27:59,319 --> 01:28:01,696 - You okay? - Yeah. Just give me one sec. 1697 01:28:01,780 --> 01:28:02,781 God damn it. 1698 01:28:02,864 --> 01:28:04,699 - Should I call for help? - No, I'll be all right. 1699 01:28:04,783 --> 01:28:06,993 Just give me one sec. I just gotta stretch. 1700 01:28:08,787 --> 01:28:11,915 All right. Just give me one more sec. I do need help. 1701 01:28:19,089 --> 01:28:20,631 You need to go to the bathroom? 1702 01:28:20,715 --> 01:28:23,259 No, I'm just... I'm getting it lined up. 1703 01:28:24,385 --> 01:28:27,931 Let's just say goodbye to all our troubles, okay? 1704 01:28:28,014 --> 01:28:29,015 Okay. 1705 01:28:29,099 --> 01:28:32,102 If you got any problems, put 'em into the ball and send them away. 1706 01:28:34,604 --> 01:28:37,357 Is it supposed to curve off to the right like that? 1707 01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,609 Yeah, I was playing a dogleg right. 1708 01:28:39,692 --> 01:28:41,402 - A dogleg? - Right. 1709 01:28:41,486 --> 01:28:44,489 You gotta bend it around the trees, and that's what I was going for. 1710 01:28:44,572 --> 01:28:46,657 - Can I try it? - You wanna try? Okay. 1711 01:28:46,741 --> 01:28:48,701 I was gonna show you a little more, but okay. 1712 01:28:48,784 --> 01:28:50,370 - Okay. - So let me... 1713 01:28:50,453 --> 01:28:52,163 You know, maybe you should tee it up for yourself. 1714 01:28:52,247 --> 01:28:53,539 Tee it up. Here. 1715 01:28:53,623 --> 01:28:56,001 - You tee it up, and you say goodbye. - Right here. 1716 01:28:56,084 --> 01:28:57,085 Okay. 1717 01:28:57,168 --> 01:28:59,045 And just have a good time and don't worry about where it goes. 1718 01:28:59,129 --> 01:29:00,839 - Let's see. - Okay. 1719 01:29:05,343 --> 01:29:08,179 Am I being hustled right now? What was that? 1720 01:29:08,263 --> 01:29:12,350 I swear I didn't play every day growing up with my Uncle Davey who's a golf pro. 1721 01:29:12,433 --> 01:29:14,227 Oh, well... 1722 01:29:14,310 --> 01:29:16,855 Does this guy need a manager because... 1723 01:29:16,938 --> 01:29:18,773 - Come over here. - What are we doing? 1724 01:29:18,857 --> 01:29:20,108 We gotta work on that slice leg. 1725 01:29:20,191 --> 01:29:21,692 - Oh, my God. - Here you go. Here you go. 1726 01:29:21,776 --> 01:29:23,904 - This is your day. I don't want to... - No. No, no, no. You got it? 1727 01:29:23,987 --> 01:29:26,322 - You're okay with it? - Oh, it's my day now. Come on. 1728 01:29:26,406 --> 01:29:27,615 - In the hips. - In the hips. 1729 01:29:27,698 --> 01:29:28,699 Here we go. 1730 01:29:28,783 --> 01:29:31,494 Oh! All right! Hold on now. 1731 01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:34,705 Huh? I beg your pardon? 1732 01:29:34,789 --> 01:29:35,790 Tell me. Tell me. 1733 01:29:35,874 --> 01:29:37,000 A company called Pixar... 1734 01:29:37,083 --> 01:29:38,334 - Pixar? - ...wants me to do a voice 1735 01:29:38,418 --> 01:29:40,545 in some animated movie about a bunch of toys. 1736 01:29:40,628 --> 01:29:42,005 Cartoons are dead. 1737 01:29:42,088 --> 01:29:43,589 Tell 'em pass. 1738 01:29:43,673 --> 01:29:46,176 - Okay. Sandy knows best. - I mean, come on. I do know best. 1739 01:29:46,259 --> 01:29:50,555 The lady at Chili's said they'll keep it open till 10:30 for us, so that's good. 1740 01:29:50,638 --> 01:29:51,973 How you feeling anyway? 1741 01:29:52,057 --> 01:29:53,141 As good as anybody can feel 1742 01:29:53,224 --> 01:29:55,393 knowing they're about to get their face sat on by that guy. 1743 01:29:56,352 --> 01:29:57,562 Damn, that's a big ass! 1744 01:29:57,645 --> 01:29:59,272 - That's right... - Get off me! 1745 01:29:59,355 --> 01:30:02,442 Listen. Will you just trust me? This is a good night for you. 1746 01:30:02,525 --> 01:30:03,651 Trust you? It's humiliating. 1747 01:30:03,734 --> 01:30:06,446 My kids are out there, man! My wife might not ever kiss me again! 1748 01:30:06,529 --> 01:30:09,490 Randy Savage had to get whooped 24 times 1749 01:30:09,574 --> 01:30:12,868 before he finally pinned Ted DiBiase to win the belt, man! 1750 01:30:12,953 --> 01:30:15,455 How does your platinum-selling ass know about wrestling history? 1751 01:30:15,538 --> 01:30:18,708 I'm from Alaska. It was either watch wrestling or fish. 1752 01:30:18,791 --> 01:30:20,376 Is that adorable? 1753 01:30:20,460 --> 01:30:23,379 Will you just take it all in and promise me you'll have fun? 1754 01:30:23,463 --> 01:30:25,923 This is a big night for you. Look at me. 1755 01:30:26,007 --> 01:30:28,593 Man, how does your goofy ass have me feeling good right now? 1756 01:30:28,676 --> 01:30:29,677 That's impossible! 1757 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,472 Because you know I love ya and I'm your family. 1758 01:30:32,555 --> 01:30:34,224 All right, good luck. 1759 01:30:34,307 --> 01:30:35,641 Get out there! 1760 01:30:40,271 --> 01:30:41,647 Yeah! Come on! 1761 01:30:50,823 --> 01:30:52,908 Fight! 1762 01:30:56,204 --> 01:30:57,288 Okay. 1763 01:31:13,638 --> 01:31:14,847 No! 1764 01:31:21,771 --> 01:31:23,064 Break, break, break, break! 1765 01:31:23,898 --> 01:31:26,817 Hey, what are you doing? Stick to the script. 1766 01:31:26,901 --> 01:31:28,736 I'm sorry, Tsunami. You're gonna have to earn this one. 1767 01:31:28,819 --> 01:31:30,030 What? Hey... 1768 01:31:34,325 --> 01:31:36,952 This is bullshit. I'm supposed to win. 1769 01:31:37,037 --> 01:31:39,622 This happening? Huh, this is happening? 1770 01:31:39,705 --> 01:31:40,790 Well, bring it on! 1771 01:31:46,837 --> 01:31:48,839 Okay, get back there, champ! 1772 01:31:51,592 --> 01:31:53,636 There it is. Now it's getting real. 1773 01:31:57,807 --> 01:31:59,016 Thank you very much! 1774 01:32:03,563 --> 01:32:04,439 What is this? 1775 01:32:12,197 --> 01:32:14,532 No, you're not! What's going on here? 1776 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:24,917 Say it! 1777 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,212 It's time to go night-night! 1778 01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:50,151 - I got the belt! I'm the champ! - You the man! You the man! 1779 01:32:50,235 --> 01:32:53,028 - Sandy! How? - What do you... Huh? 1780 01:32:53,613 --> 01:32:58,784 The referee is a client, and Wexler Artists look out for each other. 1781 01:32:58,868 --> 01:33:01,078 Oh, man! Those guys are gonna fire his ass! 1782 01:33:01,162 --> 01:33:02,705 Of course they are, 1783 01:33:02,788 --> 01:33:06,667 but I already got him a job as a referee for the Harlem Globetrotters. 1784 01:33:06,751 --> 01:33:09,086 - I know. I understand. - You're never going to work again! 1785 01:33:09,170 --> 01:33:11,547 What do you say, champ? Proud of ya. 1786 01:33:12,465 --> 01:33:15,135 Oh! I'm so happy, Sandy! 1787 01:33:15,218 --> 01:33:18,721 I love you. This is your moment. This is all you. 1788 01:33:18,804 --> 01:33:21,432 I'm just so happy for you and your wife and your kids. 1789 01:33:21,516 --> 01:33:22,767 Okay? That's all I want. 1790 01:33:22,850 --> 01:33:25,186 - I love you! I love you! - You deserve everything! 1791 01:33:25,270 --> 01:33:27,980 - Courtney, get in here! - You deserve everything! 1792 01:33:28,063 --> 01:33:29,774 Uh, we do have to go to Chili's, though. 1793 01:33:29,857 --> 01:33:32,527 I told the lady we'd be there by 10:30, so let's get going. 1794 01:33:32,610 --> 01:33:35,112 - Why are you talking about Chili's now? - I just don't wanna... 1795 01:33:35,196 --> 01:33:38,324 I don't want her to screw us for the next time, you know. Let's go. 1796 01:33:52,338 --> 01:33:54,965 Eat up those baby backs, guys. 1797 01:33:56,884 --> 01:34:01,806 How do you take care of everybody and never worry about yourself? 1798 01:34:03,015 --> 01:34:04,767 How do you become Sandy? 1799 01:34:04,850 --> 01:34:06,394 Oh, well, listen. 1800 01:34:06,477 --> 01:34:10,064 How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice. 1801 01:34:10,147 --> 01:34:11,774 - Hmm. - Huh? 1802 01:34:14,610 --> 01:34:16,779 I wish I could stay here. 1803 01:34:16,862 --> 01:34:19,657 This is the best day I've had in years. 1804 01:34:21,326 --> 01:34:24,119 Listen, you can stay as long as you want. 1805 01:34:25,205 --> 01:34:27,373 I'm supposed to go to New York tomorrow 1806 01:34:27,457 --> 01:34:30,418 and shoot this VH1 thing with Lenny Kravitz. 1807 01:34:31,168 --> 01:34:32,169 Yeah? 1808 01:34:33,463 --> 01:34:34,755 That's a good thing. 1809 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:36,841 Is it? 1810 01:34:38,384 --> 01:34:39,719 Then why don't I wanna go? 1811 01:34:45,308 --> 01:34:46,767 Tell me I don't have to go, Sandy. 1812 01:34:48,728 --> 01:34:50,355 No, no, no. 1813 01:34:51,772 --> 01:34:52,898 Why won't you? 1814 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:56,902 'Cause that's not my job anymore. 1815 01:34:58,070 --> 01:34:59,447 Okay. 1816 01:35:00,281 --> 01:35:01,782 What do you want me to do? 1817 01:35:04,577 --> 01:35:09,457 What I want you to do is concentrate on your career. 1818 01:35:09,540 --> 01:35:11,208 Music comes first. 1819 01:35:12,418 --> 01:35:14,003 Go to New York. 1820 01:35:18,508 --> 01:35:21,135 - You know what? - What? 1821 01:35:22,970 --> 01:35:24,555 You're a jerk. 1822 01:35:34,357 --> 01:35:36,150 Oh, God, yes! 1823 01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:38,819 What was that? 1824 01:35:39,695 --> 01:35:42,031 - Firuz! - Oh, all right, then. 1825 01:35:42,114 --> 01:35:43,824 I'll go take a walk or something. 1826 01:35:44,534 --> 01:35:46,661 Have the best night of your life, Sandy. 1827 01:35:47,787 --> 01:35:49,246 I'm trying. 1828 01:35:51,832 --> 01:35:54,001 Ultimately, I have to move. 1829 01:36:31,664 --> 01:36:34,834 The day was perfect, the night was better. 1830 01:36:34,917 --> 01:36:37,420 Thank you. I'm off to New York. 1831 01:36:37,503 --> 01:36:39,339 Sandy knows best. 1832 01:36:39,422 --> 01:36:40,673 Love, Court. 1833 01:36:48,305 --> 01:36:51,100 - Pick that up! - Shut up, Firuz! 1834 01:36:54,311 --> 01:36:55,980 Just shut up. 1835 01:36:56,063 --> 01:36:57,732 Success can be really lonely. 1836 01:36:57,815 --> 01:37:00,443 That's why you kinda long for someone to share it with. 1837 01:37:00,526 --> 01:37:03,028 So a week later, her and Lenny Kravitz moved in together. 1838 01:37:03,112 --> 01:37:05,698 And then two weeks later after that, moved out. 1839 01:37:05,781 --> 01:37:07,116 And she moved on to Johnny Depp. 1840 01:37:07,199 --> 01:37:08,409 - Chris Cornell. - George Clooney. 1841 01:37:08,493 --> 01:37:10,327 - Ziggy Marley. - Pauly Shore. 1842 01:37:10,411 --> 01:37:12,037 I went out with her? 1843 01:37:12,121 --> 01:37:14,415 Man, Sandy was messed up. 1844 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:17,418 Sir, are you committing suicide? 1845 01:37:17,502 --> 01:37:19,504 'Cause I don't think I'm allowed to film that! 1846 01:37:19,587 --> 01:37:21,213 No, I'm not! 1847 01:37:21,296 --> 01:37:23,466 I'm fine, thank you very much! 1848 01:37:23,549 --> 01:37:27,302 She can date whoever she wants to date! That's her thing! 1849 01:37:27,387 --> 01:37:29,930 - He's talking to me. - He's talking to you? 1850 01:37:36,145 --> 01:37:40,232 Sandy, that pool looks far away. How long until my skin starts burning? 1851 01:37:40,315 --> 01:37:46,155 I think the safety advisor said four seconds you get 1852 01:37:46,238 --> 01:37:47,990 before you must be wet. 1853 01:37:48,073 --> 01:37:49,825 You think he said that or he said that? Four? 1854 01:37:49,909 --> 01:37:53,120 I got to admit, I haven't been sleeping. I'm just so tired. 1855 01:37:53,203 --> 01:37:54,872 I don't care. I'm about to be lit on fire! 1856 01:37:54,955 --> 01:37:57,332 He said it! He said what he said. 1857 01:37:57,417 --> 01:38:01,336 Okay, here we go. Right calf first. 1858 01:38:01,421 --> 01:38:03,589 Okay. Okay. 1859 01:38:03,672 --> 01:38:06,008 - Okay! - Okay, go, go, go! 1860 01:38:06,092 --> 01:38:07,968 Whoo! Yeah! 1861 01:38:09,386 --> 01:38:11,346 ...What? Oh! 1862 01:38:12,097 --> 01:38:13,641 No! 1863 01:38:16,351 --> 01:38:18,145 No! 1864 01:38:19,146 --> 01:38:22,900 Okay. So birds sleep at night, but the bats wake up. 1865 01:38:22,983 --> 01:38:24,569 Okay. 1866 01:38:24,652 --> 01:38:27,947 Now we know. Now we know. No, this is a good thing. 1867 01:38:31,951 --> 01:38:34,286 I'm telling you, Bud, he can follow anybody. 1868 01:38:34,369 --> 01:38:37,540 He can follow... He followed Minnie at The Ice House recently. 1869 01:38:37,623 --> 01:38:41,376 I know you don't like The Ice House. I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. 1870 01:38:41,461 --> 01:38:43,128 All right, I'm gonna go watch Kevin. 1871 01:38:43,754 --> 01:38:45,673 - Hey, Sandy. - Kirby. 1872 01:38:45,756 --> 01:38:46,757 You got a minute? 1873 01:38:46,841 --> 01:38:49,635 Yeah, I'm going to watch my client on stage. 1874 01:38:49,719 --> 01:38:52,387 Actually, Kevin and I think it's time for a change. 1875 01:38:52,472 --> 01:38:53,931 He's dumping me through you? 1876 01:38:54,014 --> 01:38:56,601 You gotta admit, you've been a bit clingy. I'm telling ya. 1877 01:38:56,684 --> 01:38:58,018 You're telling me? I'm telling you. 1878 01:38:58,102 --> 01:38:59,186 So we agree. 1879 01:39:00,605 --> 01:39:04,233 Bud, Alex, how are you guys? Good to see you. 1880 01:39:04,316 --> 01:39:06,318 It's all happening here tonight, isn't it? 1881 01:39:12,116 --> 01:39:16,161 ♪ You give me butterfly, butterflies ♪ 1882 01:39:16,245 --> 01:39:18,372 ♪ Down in my soul ♪ 1883 01:39:19,081 --> 01:39:21,125 ♪ Butterflies, butterfly ♪ 1884 01:39:21,876 --> 01:39:23,628 Why the hell do you have me singing that song? 1885 01:39:23,711 --> 01:39:25,379 - They hated it! - No. 1886 01:39:25,462 --> 01:39:26,922 This is an awful idea, Sandy! 1887 01:39:27,006 --> 01:39:30,217 No, I... I'm telling you, you did better than you think! 1888 01:39:30,300 --> 01:39:33,262 - You are out of your mind! - No! No! 1889 01:39:33,345 --> 01:39:34,805 - I'm sorry. - No, don't. 1890 01:39:34,889 --> 01:39:37,016 - It's time you go night-night. - No night-night! No! 1891 01:39:37,099 --> 01:39:39,434 - You're fired. - Oh, God! Come on! 1892 01:39:39,519 --> 01:39:42,897 No! You can't do that to me! Aah! 1893 01:39:45,566 --> 01:39:47,234 We're done, Sandy. We're done! 1894 01:39:47,317 --> 01:39:48,402 Don't say that. 1895 01:39:53,783 --> 01:39:55,576 Your life is an adventure. 1896 01:39:55,660 --> 01:39:57,286 You don't want to miss a single moment. 1897 01:39:57,369 --> 01:40:00,414 - This girl's the new Grace Kelly. - Now, you don't have to. 1898 01:40:00,497 --> 01:40:04,835 Vag-Eze, America's number one vaginal discharge ointment. 1899 01:40:04,919 --> 01:40:07,672 Side effects include dryness, burning, itching, fallopian tube... 1900 01:40:07,755 --> 01:40:10,591 - What's vaginal discharge? - Can I have some? 1901 01:40:11,175 --> 01:40:14,094 You said it was a coffee commercial, Sandy! 1902 01:40:15,971 --> 01:40:18,140 What the hell is going on here? 1903 01:40:21,310 --> 01:40:25,064 Please, God, I need a miracle. 1904 01:40:35,282 --> 01:40:41,789 "Remember, kids, if you laugh when you are blue, 1905 01:40:41,872 --> 01:40:43,958 the sun... 1906 01:40:44,041 --> 01:40:47,127 ...will always shine on you. 1907 01:40:48,420 --> 01:40:51,298 Honk, honk. 1908 01:40:52,883 --> 01:40:55,469 Mr. Buttons." 1909 01:41:26,250 --> 01:41:27,251 Teddy! 1910 01:41:28,794 --> 01:41:32,256 Wonderful news. Mr. Buttons is dead! 1911 01:41:33,758 --> 01:41:35,259 You killed him? 1912 01:41:35,342 --> 01:41:38,470 No! He hung himself! 1913 01:41:38,553 --> 01:41:41,641 - Really? - His time slot's open, guys. 1914 01:41:41,724 --> 01:41:43,267 I got you the audition. 1915 01:41:43,350 --> 01:41:45,853 It doesn't feel right. I mean, I feel bad for the guy. 1916 01:41:45,936 --> 01:41:47,938 Screw Mr. Buttons! It's our turn! 1917 01:41:48,022 --> 01:41:52,109 - He couldn't take the pressure. - He took the coward's way out. 1918 01:41:52,192 --> 01:41:56,446 I gotta tell you, it's the first time I... I agree with the puppets. 1919 01:42:00,575 --> 01:42:03,203 Friend Boom Boom is gonna sing a song for us today, kids. 1920 01:42:03,287 --> 01:42:04,830 Would you like that? Would you like to hear it? 1921 01:42:06,623 --> 01:42:07,875 I hate singing. 1922 01:42:07,958 --> 01:42:10,419 What are you talking about? You sing all the time. 1923 01:42:10,502 --> 01:42:12,838 You sing in the car, you sing in the shower... 1924 01:42:12,922 --> 01:42:14,674 You spy on me in the shower? 1925 01:42:16,133 --> 01:42:19,178 - That is not what I meant. - I can sing, Ted. 1926 01:42:19,261 --> 01:42:22,431 - Would you like to hear that, kids? - Yeah! 1927 01:42:28,478 --> 01:42:30,189 You have something in your throat, Heather? 1928 01:42:30,272 --> 01:42:31,565 Yeah, your hand, dummy! 1929 01:42:35,485 --> 01:42:38,030 I can't believe it. These kids are eating your boy up! 1930 01:42:38,113 --> 01:42:39,573 I mean, he could be the next Buttons. 1931 01:42:39,656 --> 01:42:41,909 - Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say? - Yeah, great. 1932 01:42:41,992 --> 01:42:44,536 Hey! There's a caterpillar on your face. 1933 01:42:45,788 --> 01:42:47,372 What's with you? What, are you okay? 1934 01:42:47,456 --> 01:42:50,084 - No, no, I, uh... - Something wrong? There's something wrong? 1935 01:42:50,167 --> 01:42:53,462 Maybe a little dizzy. I had too many bacon bits this morning. 1936 01:42:53,545 --> 01:42:56,548 Bacon Bits? What is that? That's a dog food, no? 1937 01:42:56,631 --> 01:42:58,801 No. Didn't say that on the box. 1938 01:42:58,884 --> 01:43:02,346 Yeah, all right, whatever. Tell you what, you come to my office in an hour. 1939 01:43:02,429 --> 01:43:03,889 We'll hammer out a deal. 1940 01:43:03,973 --> 01:43:07,059 I'll get your boy on the air ASAP. Okay, bud? 1941 01:43:07,142 --> 01:43:10,062 All righty. That makes me very happy. 1942 01:43:12,606 --> 01:43:14,316 They absolutely loved you. 1943 01:43:14,399 --> 01:43:16,902 - You're getting the job, Teddy. - I did good. I did good. 1944 01:43:16,986 --> 01:43:20,697 My only fear is they're gonna try to lowball you on the deal, all right? 1945 01:43:20,781 --> 01:43:23,242 The key to this meeting is tough talk. 1946 01:43:23,909 --> 01:43:27,913 These TV jerks only respond to bullying and aggression. 1947 01:43:27,997 --> 01:43:30,540 Well, I'll let you handle all that, okay? 1948 01:43:32,001 --> 01:43:35,545 I'm no doctor, but Sandy look like crap on a stick. 1949 01:43:35,629 --> 01:43:37,172 No, I'm fine. 1950 01:43:37,256 --> 01:43:39,674 - Sandy! - No. 1951 01:43:39,759 --> 01:43:41,718 I think he's having a heart attack. 1952 01:43:41,802 --> 01:43:44,679 We... we gotta get you to a hospital. Boom Boom, call an ambulance! 1953 01:43:44,764 --> 01:43:51,186 No, Boom Boom. First meeting, close deal, then hop-ital. 1954 01:43:51,270 --> 01:43:53,438 Forget the meeting. You can barely speak. 1955 01:43:54,064 --> 01:43:57,401 But... you can. 1956 01:44:00,863 --> 01:44:04,950 So what we saw in there told us everything we need to know. 1957 01:44:05,617 --> 01:44:08,412 We love Ted. The kids love Ted. 1958 01:44:08,495 --> 01:44:10,122 That is... That's spectacular. 1959 01:44:10,205 --> 01:44:11,748 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1960 01:44:11,832 --> 01:44:14,919 But the fact is he's never been on television. 1961 01:44:15,002 --> 01:44:16,670 So here's the deal. 1962 01:44:16,753 --> 01:44:21,801 Six episodes, 15 grand a pop, and then we see what we do from there. 1963 01:44:28,307 --> 01:44:30,350 Are you kidding me, Marty? 1964 01:44:31,601 --> 01:44:35,189 - What? - You think I'm a complete a-hole? 1965 01:44:35,272 --> 01:44:36,648 No, no, no. 1966 01:44:36,731 --> 01:44:39,193 Then why are you treating me like one? 1967 01:44:39,776 --> 01:44:42,529 I think it's a reasonable starting place, Sandy. 1968 01:44:44,239 --> 01:44:47,617 Reasonable, Fishbein? It's dog crap. 1969 01:44:48,202 --> 01:44:49,536 If we take this deal, 1970 01:44:49,619 --> 01:44:53,833 my guy's gonna end up at the end of a rope just like your last clown. 1971 01:44:54,458 --> 01:44:56,668 - Whoa, man! - All right. Sandy, Sandy. Take it easy. 1972 01:44:56,751 --> 01:44:59,546 Take it easy. Just make us a counter. 1973 01:45:00,923 --> 01:45:04,969 We want a two year... Five year deal. 1974 01:45:05,052 --> 01:45:06,136 Sandy, please. 1975 01:45:06,220 --> 01:45:10,057 Twenty-four show minimum, 50 grand an episode, 1976 01:45:10,140 --> 01:45:14,728 with a 200K bump every year we're on the air. 1977 01:45:15,395 --> 01:45:17,022 This guy's an animal. 1978 01:45:17,106 --> 01:45:18,648 He's literally foaming at the mouth. 1979 01:45:18,732 --> 01:45:21,818 And the puppets get their own dressing rooms. 1980 01:45:24,113 --> 01:45:25,197 Just kidding. 1981 01:45:26,365 --> 01:45:27,491 Okay. 1982 01:45:27,574 --> 01:45:31,703 Three years, 20 show minimum, at the numbers you mentioned. 1983 01:45:32,746 --> 01:45:33,788 Deal. 1984 01:45:33,873 --> 01:45:37,584 Ted, welcome to the UPN family. 1985 01:45:43,798 --> 01:45:49,304 And that's how Sandy died. On the conference room floor at UPN. 1986 01:45:51,056 --> 01:45:52,975 Just kidding. They took him to the hospital. 1987 01:45:54,434 --> 01:45:55,853 Where am I? 1988 01:45:55,936 --> 01:45:58,898 You had a minor heart attack. A warning shot. 1989 01:45:59,606 --> 01:46:02,109 Probably due to stress. And meat. 1990 01:46:02,192 --> 01:46:05,237 Just need to rest for a few days. Here you go. 1991 01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:15,872 This is too nice of a room for me. I can't afford this. 1992 01:46:15,956 --> 01:46:20,002 Come on, man. I wasn't gonna let you slum it down in the regular people ward. 1993 01:46:20,085 --> 01:46:22,796 First class all the way for my Sandman. 1994 01:46:22,879 --> 01:46:25,340 - You came! - Of course. 1995 01:46:25,424 --> 01:46:27,842 Miss Clarke, I love your new album. 1996 01:46:27,927 --> 01:46:29,511 I play it every day. I'm obsessed with it. 1997 01:46:29,594 --> 01:46:30,595 Thank you. 1998 01:46:30,679 --> 01:46:31,888 - You're so beautiful. - Thank you. 1999 01:46:31,972 --> 01:46:34,016 Can I touch you? 2000 01:46:35,767 --> 01:46:38,395 Oh, I... I... I just touched the queen! 2001 01:46:38,478 --> 01:46:42,357 Oh, and you, sir, you need a new bedpan, so I'm gonna grab that for you. 2002 01:46:42,441 --> 01:46:45,319 - I used the bedpan while I was sleeping? - Thanks. 2003 01:46:46,903 --> 01:46:48,822 You did a new album? 2004 01:46:48,905 --> 01:46:52,534 Oh. Don't you worry about that. I want you to worry about getting better. 2005 01:46:53,243 --> 01:46:56,371 It's scary, knowing your heart's not good. 2006 01:46:56,455 --> 01:47:01,668 Sandy Wexler, you have the biggest, best, strongest heart 2007 01:47:01,751 --> 01:47:05,422 in this whole miserable town. And that's a fact. 2008 01:47:05,505 --> 01:47:07,216 Miserable town? 2009 01:47:07,299 --> 01:47:10,594 It's been quite nice to you, thank you very much. 2010 01:47:10,677 --> 01:47:11,971 I guess. 2011 01:47:12,054 --> 01:47:14,264 I just feel like I need a change, you know? 2012 01:47:16,016 --> 01:47:17,892 So I'm moving to Seattle. 2013 01:47:17,977 --> 01:47:20,895 Seattle? What are you talking about? 2014 01:47:20,980 --> 01:47:27,277 That whole grunge thing, that's old hat. Why would you go there? 2015 01:47:28,195 --> 01:47:31,865 The guy I'm marrying lives there. 2016 01:47:34,743 --> 01:47:36,328 You're getting married? 2017 01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:39,498 Yeah. 2018 01:47:39,581 --> 01:47:41,750 Saturday, in Malibu. 2019 01:47:41,833 --> 01:47:45,462 His name is Eric Lamonsoff. He's not in show business. 2020 01:47:45,545 --> 01:47:47,964 He owns a chain of coffee stores. 2021 01:47:48,048 --> 01:47:51,593 A store that just sells coffee? I don't know. 2022 01:47:51,676 --> 01:47:53,720 That ain't gonna work, kid. 2023 01:47:54,554 --> 01:47:57,557 I just need a... a break from the music. 2024 01:47:58,142 --> 01:48:02,021 But singing's the only thing that makes you happy. 2025 01:48:02,104 --> 01:48:05,357 Yeah, but I'm looking for something else to make me happy. 2026 01:48:07,484 --> 01:48:08,902 'Cause that's not it anymore. 2027 01:48:12,239 --> 01:48:15,784 Miss Clarke, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you? 2028 01:48:15,867 --> 01:48:17,119 Sure. 2029 01:48:17,202 --> 01:48:19,913 Is that the record? Can you play it? 2030 01:48:19,996 --> 01:48:22,041 - Is there a player in the room? - Yeah. 2031 01:48:23,083 --> 01:48:24,959 I gotta hear this. 2032 01:48:31,841 --> 01:48:33,718 You were always there for me. 2033 01:48:36,430 --> 01:48:37,764 Even when you weren't. 2034 01:48:46,606 --> 01:48:47,982 Goodbye, Sandy. 2035 01:48:57,617 --> 01:49:01,413 ♪ My world had no room for dreams ♪ 2036 01:49:01,496 --> 01:49:03,832 ♪ When you found me ♪ 2037 01:49:05,625 --> 01:49:08,878 ♪ I was happy just floating downstream ♪ 2038 01:49:08,962 --> 01:49:12,882 ♪ That's when you found me ♪ 2039 01:49:13,758 --> 01:49:18,388 ♪ Life was passing me by But you told me to fly ♪ 2040 01:49:18,472 --> 01:49:21,683 ♪ I thought that I was invisible ♪ 2041 01:49:21,766 --> 01:49:25,687 ♪ But you saw me ♪ 2042 01:49:25,770 --> 01:49:32,236 ♪ Yeah, you saw me ♪ 2043 01:49:32,819 --> 01:49:36,698 ♪ And I'm gonna love you ♪ 2044 01:49:36,781 --> 01:49:40,869 ♪ In the rain or shine Till the end of time ♪ 2045 01:49:40,952 --> 01:49:44,956 ♪ Let you know that I need you ♪ 2046 01:49:45,039 --> 01:49:49,586 ♪ You're my everything The reason I sing ♪ 2047 01:49:49,669 --> 01:49:53,132 ♪ Just take me away Give me love ♪ 2048 01:49:53,215 --> 01:49:56,718 ♪ The northern lights And the stars above... ♪ 2049 01:49:56,801 --> 01:49:59,804 ♪ ...went wandering far and near ♪ 2050 01:49:59,888 --> 01:50:04,100 ♪ But in every place They said to his face now ♪ 2051 01:50:04,184 --> 01:50:06,353 ♪ Get out of here ♪ 2052 01:50:06,936 --> 01:50:09,564 ♪ Get out, get out ♪ 2053 01:50:09,648 --> 01:50:11,233 I love this song. 2054 01:50:11,858 --> 01:50:13,402 This guy's butchering it. 2055 01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,864 Alfred? 2056 01:50:19,241 --> 01:50:21,993 Wow. Nobody's called me that in years. 2057 01:50:22,994 --> 01:50:24,329 Good to see you, Sandy. 2058 01:50:24,413 --> 01:50:27,081 Hey, what are you doing here? 2059 01:50:27,166 --> 01:50:29,626 Well, this is where I get all my best ideas. 2060 01:50:29,709 --> 01:50:31,127 Well, here and the radio. 2061 01:50:31,211 --> 01:50:33,922 Yeah, you... you've been on such a roll. 2062 01:50:34,005 --> 01:50:37,842 From "My Bologna" to "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi." 2063 01:50:37,926 --> 01:50:39,969 Just great. Clever stuff. 2064 01:50:40,053 --> 01:50:42,681 Oh, thanks, man. Well, you know, you're the one who put it all together. 2065 01:50:42,764 --> 01:50:44,724 ...Remember what you told me? 2066 01:50:44,808 --> 01:50:46,268 - Stick with the accordion. - Uh-huh. 2067 01:50:46,351 --> 01:50:48,270 Only wear Hawaiian shirts. 2068 01:50:48,353 --> 01:50:51,022 Do funny words to other people's songs. 2069 01:50:51,105 --> 01:50:52,399 - Genius. - Huh? 2070 01:50:52,482 --> 01:50:56,611 I'm glad. I'm glad it all worked out for you. I really am. Sincerely. 2071 01:50:56,695 --> 01:51:00,490 Thank you, man. Well, I'm just sorry that we couldn't have done it together. 2072 01:51:01,074 --> 01:51:02,992 Hey, listen. I got too close. 2073 01:51:03,076 --> 01:51:05,745 Our friendship was getting in the way of our business. 2074 01:51:05,829 --> 01:51:07,706 You did what you had to do. 2075 01:51:07,789 --> 01:51:10,834 Wait a minute. Is that what you think happened? 2076 01:51:10,917 --> 01:51:12,168 That is what happened. 2077 01:51:12,252 --> 01:51:14,921 - You thought we got too close? - Yeah. 2078 01:51:15,004 --> 01:51:17,632 - No, Sandy. - That's not why I left you. 2079 01:51:17,716 --> 01:51:21,052 I left you because you could never tell me the truth. 2080 01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:23,347 What? That's ridiculous! 2081 01:51:23,430 --> 01:51:26,015 Tell me one time I didn't tell you the truth. 2082 01:51:27,434 --> 01:51:30,061 You told me we could copyright the word "weird." 2083 01:51:30,144 --> 01:51:33,857 No, I said it was weird that we couldn't copyright it. 2084 01:51:33,940 --> 01:51:36,651 You... Come on. You were hearing what you want to hear. 2085 01:51:36,735 --> 01:51:39,070 Sandy, you tell people what you think they want to hear. 2086 01:51:39,153 --> 01:51:41,656 - I don't agree. - No, look. 2087 01:51:41,740 --> 01:51:47,537 For me, if you really care about someone, you tell 'em the truth. 2088 01:51:56,630 --> 01:51:58,047 You're right, Alfred. 2089 01:51:59,508 --> 01:52:01,426 Damn it, you're 100% right. 2090 01:52:02,969 --> 01:52:05,972 - Your hair looks good, by the way. - Thanks, man, I... 2091 01:52:06,848 --> 01:52:10,310 - You're lying again. - I am. It looks like dirty spaghetti. 2092 01:52:10,394 --> 01:52:13,062 I gotta stop. I'm gonna stop! 2093 01:52:13,146 --> 01:52:15,023 - I'm gonna stop, Alfred. - You should. 2094 01:52:19,403 --> 01:52:22,614 Hey! Hey! You suck! 2095 01:52:22,697 --> 01:52:25,284 You know what? Real funny, Weird Al. 2096 01:52:25,367 --> 01:52:29,371 Why don't you make me laugh one time without using somebody else's music? 2097 01:52:29,454 --> 01:52:30,580 Get off of me. 2098 01:52:31,831 --> 01:52:35,168 I'd like to book a space for a private event. 2099 01:52:35,251 --> 01:52:39,714 No! No! Don't tell me it's impossible! Everything's negotiable! 2100 01:52:45,304 --> 01:52:48,515 Put it on your calendar, Ted. Okay? Don't be late. 2101 01:52:48,598 --> 01:52:50,058 I think we'll be busy. 2102 01:52:50,141 --> 01:52:51,435 - I'm not talking to you. - Hey! 2103 01:52:51,518 --> 01:52:52,644 I'm talking to Ted! 2104 01:52:52,727 --> 01:52:54,938 - Okay. We'll be there. - What's his problem? 2105 01:52:55,021 --> 01:52:56,773 I don't know. Just do what he says. 2106 01:53:06,366 --> 01:53:09,786 It's an international call, so talk fast, okay? 2107 01:53:10,537 --> 01:53:11,746 Can I count on you? 2108 01:53:12,789 --> 01:53:13,790 Perfect. 2109 01:53:13,873 --> 01:53:15,709 And you have a valid driver's license? 2110 01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:21,631 How am I looking? 2111 01:53:21,715 --> 01:53:23,174 You actually look good, Sandy. 2112 01:53:23,257 --> 01:53:24,759 That surprises you? 2113 01:53:29,263 --> 01:53:31,891 - Courtney, your limo is here. - It's showtime, girl. 2114 01:53:31,975 --> 01:53:34,519 Wow. Um, it's early. I'll be right down, guys. 2115 01:53:45,071 --> 01:53:47,366 It's a big day, Miss Courtney Clarke. 2116 01:53:48,282 --> 01:53:49,618 The biggest. 2117 01:53:49,701 --> 01:53:52,328 - You look very beautiful. - Thanks. 2118 01:53:52,412 --> 01:53:53,747 How is traffic out there? 2119 01:53:53,830 --> 01:53:57,166 Traffic's not a problem. You sit back, relax. 2120 01:54:00,462 --> 01:54:02,422 Let Firuz take good care of you. 2121 01:54:06,926 --> 01:54:09,303 Sir, I think you missed our turn. 2122 01:54:09,388 --> 01:54:10,764 No, no, no, no. 2123 01:54:10,847 --> 01:54:12,891 That was a thing that on purpose I did. 2124 01:54:13,558 --> 01:54:15,935 We're going shortcut. 2125 01:54:34,746 --> 01:54:36,540 What are we doing here? 2126 01:54:36,623 --> 01:54:38,917 Please, miss, go inside. 2127 01:54:39,876 --> 01:54:41,545 I'm going inside to call the police. 2128 01:55:18,372 --> 01:55:19,416 Sandy? 2129 01:55:20,459 --> 01:55:23,503 Just you and me under the stars again, kid. 2130 01:55:23,587 --> 01:55:27,340 - Yeah, but now's not exactly a good time. - I know. 2131 01:55:27,424 --> 01:55:32,512 And I have no right to say to you what I'm gonna say, but I'm gonna do it anyway. 2132 01:55:33,888 --> 01:55:36,516 You like making trouble, don't you, Sandy? 2133 01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:38,727 Look, here's the thing. 2134 01:55:38,810 --> 01:55:43,773 Maybe sometimes I got a way of telling people what I think they want to hear, 2135 01:55:43,857 --> 01:55:46,735 rather than what I'm really thinking. 2136 01:55:46,818 --> 01:55:50,989 So I was thinking, if I started saying the stuff that I think, 2137 01:55:51,698 --> 01:55:55,368 maybe I'm gonna find out that's actually what the people wanted to hear. 2138 01:55:56,119 --> 01:55:58,246 Oh, shit, Sandy. You mixed up your pills. 2139 01:55:58,913 --> 01:56:02,917 What I'm trying to say is this Eric Lamonsoff guy is wrong for you. 2140 01:56:03,001 --> 01:56:07,171 Just like Bling was the wrong guy and Lenny Kravitz. 2141 01:56:07,255 --> 01:56:11,843 Marc Anthony. And Prince. And Apollonia. 2142 01:56:12,426 --> 01:56:15,429 Dennis Rodman, who's great on the boards, but... 2143 01:56:15,514 --> 01:56:17,682 You dated Dennis Rodman? Good Lord. 2144 01:56:18,725 --> 01:56:20,143 Dad, what are you doing here? 2145 01:56:20,226 --> 01:56:22,395 Sandy's gettin' to that part. You just listen. 2146 01:56:22,479 --> 01:56:24,105 Yeah, thank you, Willy. 2147 01:56:24,814 --> 01:56:26,315 All right, here's the deal. 2148 01:56:27,526 --> 01:56:31,029 All those guys were chasing you because you're incredible. 2149 01:56:31,112 --> 01:56:34,198 But none of them really know who you are. 2150 01:56:35,617 --> 01:56:36,993 Who am I, Sandy? 2151 01:56:37,076 --> 01:56:39,120 You're Courtney Clarke. 2152 01:56:40,204 --> 01:56:42,666 The beautiful swan from Magic Mountain. 2153 01:56:43,667 --> 01:56:45,794 Now, I wouldn't tell you to break a deal 2154 01:56:45,877 --> 01:56:49,297 unless I thought there was a better offer out there for you. 2155 01:56:49,964 --> 01:56:52,592 - Is there a better offer? - Oh, absolutely. 2156 01:56:52,676 --> 01:56:55,094 There's an aggressive offer out there. 2157 01:56:55,178 --> 01:57:01,225 There's a guy who's willing to be devoted to you 100% for your entire life. 2158 01:57:01,309 --> 01:57:05,396 A guy who will make all the tough phone calls, fight all the big fights. 2159 01:57:05,479 --> 01:57:07,941 A guy who will never doubt you. 2160 01:57:08,024 --> 01:57:09,901 Even when you doubt yourself. 2161 01:57:10,777 --> 01:57:11,778 Keep going. 2162 01:57:11,861 --> 01:57:16,783 He has surprisingly muscular quads due to the ThighMaster. 2163 01:57:18,451 --> 01:57:20,411 But what does this guy want in return? 2164 01:57:20,494 --> 01:57:23,414 All he wants in return is for you to be you, 2165 01:57:23,497 --> 01:57:27,418 just the way you are, because he loves you. 2166 01:57:28,628 --> 01:57:29,754 I love you. 2167 01:57:31,923 --> 01:57:33,758 I've always loved you. 2168 01:57:35,802 --> 01:57:37,596 You're my star, Courtney. 2169 01:57:39,055 --> 01:57:41,140 I love you, too, Sandy. 2170 01:57:42,726 --> 01:57:45,269 I should have told you the truth so long ago. 2171 01:57:45,353 --> 01:57:48,272 Listen, I dye my hair. 2172 01:57:48,982 --> 01:57:51,943 And I also apologize to my clothes if I don't wear 'em enough. 2173 01:57:52,026 --> 01:57:53,903 - No more truth. - Absolutely. 2174 01:57:53,987 --> 01:57:55,446 Just kiss me. 2175 01:57:56,573 --> 01:57:59,743 Save that kiss. I came all the way down here for a wedding. 2176 01:57:59,826 --> 01:58:02,411 - Let's get to it. - Yeah, let's not get him mad. 2177 01:58:02,495 --> 01:58:03,830 Yeah, you're right. 2178 01:58:04,998 --> 01:58:08,877 Boom Boom is ordained as an interdenominational minister. 2179 01:58:08,960 --> 01:58:10,795 Or we also have... 2180 01:58:11,545 --> 01:58:13,506 Hey. Shalom. 2181 01:58:14,215 --> 01:58:15,466 There he is. 2182 01:58:15,549 --> 01:58:17,218 What do you say, kid? 2183 01:58:18,177 --> 01:58:19,553 Will you marry me? 2184 01:58:19,638 --> 01:58:21,472 You had me at "shalom." 2185 01:58:23,642 --> 01:58:28,271 ♪ I prefer you to remain a Christian ♪ 2186 01:58:28,354 --> 01:58:31,482 No, no, no. That's fine. Either way, I'm good. 2187 01:58:37,906 --> 01:58:41,618 Meanwhile, Eric Lamonsoff was across town waiting at the altar. 2188 01:58:41,701 --> 01:58:42,786 And don't feel sorry for him. 2189 01:58:42,869 --> 01:58:44,788 That whole coffee thing worked out just great. 2190 01:58:44,871 --> 01:58:48,041 Plus, he ended up marrying Downtown Julie Brown. 2191 01:58:48,124 --> 01:58:49,125 - Honey? - What? 2192 01:58:49,208 --> 01:58:51,294 - You got a little schmutz, right there. - Thank you. Thank you. 2193 01:58:51,377 --> 01:58:52,921 Something had clicked with Sandy. 2194 01:58:53,004 --> 01:58:56,800 And he started reaching out one by one to his old clients. 2195 01:58:56,883 --> 01:58:58,592 And because he started telling them the truth... 2196 01:58:59,260 --> 01:59:01,304 most of them ended up having pretty big careers. 2197 01:59:01,387 --> 01:59:03,056 - I signed with him. - I signed with him. 2198 01:59:03,139 --> 01:59:05,516 - I signed with him. - We signed with him. 2199 01:59:05,599 --> 01:59:08,311 And of course, I went back to Sandy. 2200 01:59:08,394 --> 01:59:10,647 He's my manager and my best friend again. 2201 01:59:10,730 --> 01:59:14,400 Too bad a wedding officiated by a puppet was not legal. 2202 01:59:14,483 --> 01:59:18,321 Which is why, 20 years later, they're finally making it real. 2203 01:59:18,404 --> 01:59:21,700 - There he is! - Yeah! How y'all doing? 2204 01:59:27,706 --> 01:59:30,667 Show business wealth is good, but it's not real wealth. 2205 01:59:30,750 --> 01:59:32,669 - It's not... - Hey, shot, man? 2206 01:59:32,752 --> 01:59:34,628 - Let's do a shot? Oh, all right. - I'm good. I'm good. 2207 01:59:34,713 --> 01:59:38,132 - Hey! - Oh, my God! Hi! 2208 01:59:39,467 --> 01:59:40,468 I'm sorry, what? 2209 01:59:41,928 --> 01:59:44,638 I'm sorry, man. I can't understand a word you're saying. 2210 01:59:44,723 --> 01:59:46,349 No, seriously, I got nothing. 2211 01:59:52,063 --> 01:59:55,649 All right. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi, guys. 2212 01:59:55,734 --> 01:59:57,068 Oh, thank you, Sandy. 2213 01:59:57,151 --> 01:59:59,612 All these years in the business, he's got me working a wedding. 2214 01:59:59,696 --> 02:00:03,157 This is fantastic. He booked me in a tent, really is what it is. 2215 02:00:03,950 --> 02:00:06,786 Said if I do good here, I get a yurt next year. 2216 02:00:09,455 --> 02:00:12,541 No, um... that was, uh, some ceremony, too. 2217 02:00:12,625 --> 02:00:15,003 It was a... It was a little awkward, the priest and the rabbi together. 2218 02:00:15,086 --> 02:00:16,129 That's always a... 2219 02:00:16,212 --> 02:00:18,840 The rabbi, he was, like, Googling, "Who's Jesus Christ?" 2220 02:00:18,923 --> 02:00:20,008 But that's okay. 2221 02:00:21,885 --> 02:00:23,511 Uh, what else is going on? 2222 02:00:23,594 --> 02:00:26,765 - Just bring out the couple already. - Yeah, quit doing your act. 2223 02:00:26,848 --> 02:00:28,432 You're right. Okay. 2224 02:00:28,516 --> 02:00:34,563 Please welcome, for the first time ever, Mr. and Mrs. Sandy and Courtney Wexler. 2225 02:00:53,416 --> 02:00:54,959 Dad. Bye. 2226 02:01:06,888 --> 02:01:09,015 - Sing! Sing! - Do it, girl! 2227 02:01:16,355 --> 02:01:17,899 Oh. 2228 02:01:17,982 --> 02:01:20,526 Hey, hey, it could be worse. He could be eating. 2229 02:01:22,862 --> 02:01:29,743 ♪ There's no business like show business Like no business I know ♪ 2230 02:01:29,828 --> 02:01:33,247 ♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪ 2231 02:01:33,331 --> 02:01:36,292 ♪ Everything that traffic will allow ♪ 2232 02:01:36,375 --> 02:01:39,170 ♪ Nowhere can you get That happy feeling ♪ 2233 02:01:39,253 --> 02:01:42,882 ♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪ 2234 02:01:42,966 --> 02:01:46,760 ♪ There's no people like show people ♪ 2235 02:01:46,845 --> 02:01:49,472 ♪ They smile when they are low ♪ 2236 02:01:49,555 --> 02:01:51,057 He's so happy. 2237 02:01:51,140 --> 02:01:53,767 ♪ Even with a turkey That you know will fold ♪ 2238 02:01:53,852 --> 02:01:56,980 ♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪ 2239 02:01:57,063 --> 02:02:00,316 ♪ Still you wouldn't change it For a sack of gold ♪ 2240 02:02:00,399 --> 02:02:03,611 ♪ Let's go on with the show ♪ 2241 02:02:03,694 --> 02:02:05,363 I'm embarrassed for him. 2242 02:02:05,446 --> 02:02:07,824 ♪ The costumes, the scenery The makeup, the props ♪ 2243 02:02:07,907 --> 02:02:10,827 ♪ The audience that lifts you When you're down ♪ 2244 02:02:13,121 --> 02:02:16,958 ♪ The headaches, the heartaches The backaches, the flops ♪ 2245 02:02:17,041 --> 02:02:19,502 ♪ The sheriff who escorts you Out of town ♪ 2246 02:02:19,585 --> 02:02:21,170 You heard me, Pauly. 2247 02:02:21,254 --> 02:02:23,923 Yes! That's right, you son of a bitch! 2248 02:02:25,508 --> 02:02:28,928 ♪ The opening when your heart Beats like a drum ♪ 2249 02:02:29,553 --> 02:02:32,640 ♪ The closing When the customers won't come ♪ 2250 02:02:32,723 --> 02:02:34,392 - You've been there. - Shut up. 2251 02:02:34,475 --> 02:02:40,857 ♪ There's no business like show business Like no business I know ♪ 2252 02:02:40,940 --> 02:02:42,441 Oh! Oh! Oh! 2253 02:02:42,525 --> 02:02:45,403 ♪ Traveling through the country Will be thrilling ♪ 2254 02:02:45,486 --> 02:02:48,489 ♪ Standing out in front On opening nights ♪ 2255 02:02:48,572 --> 02:02:51,868 ♪ Smiling as you watch The theater filling ♪ 2256 02:02:51,951 --> 02:02:55,079 ♪ And there's your billing Out in the lights ♪ 2257 02:02:55,163 --> 02:02:58,791 ♪ There's no people like show people ♪ 2258 02:02:58,875 --> 02:03:02,503 ♪ They smile when they are low ♪ 2259 02:03:02,586 --> 02:03:05,589 ♪ Yesterday they told you You would not go far ♪ 2260 02:03:05,673 --> 02:03:09,302 ♪ That night you open and there you are ♪ 2261 02:03:09,385 --> 02:03:12,763 ♪ Next day on your dressing room They've hung a star ♪ 2262 02:03:12,846 --> 02:03:19,728 ♪ Let's go on with the show ♪ 2263 02:03:22,273 --> 02:03:29,155 ♪ Let's go on with the show ♪ 2264 02:03:39,248 --> 02:03:44,045 Yeah, every time I ran into Sandy, he used to say, "I got to meet this Beavis kid. 2265 02:03:44,128 --> 02:03:45,964 Yeah, I want to represent him." 2266 02:03:46,047 --> 02:03:48,632 He didn't understand that that's a cartoon character. 2267 02:03:48,716 --> 02:03:51,510 You can't really manage a cartoon character. 2268 02:03:51,594 --> 02:03:54,138 And, uh, he did give me his number though, 2269 02:03:54,222 --> 02:03:57,183 and, uh, we used to call him in the middle of the night. 2270 02:04:00,853 --> 02:04:02,605 Wexler Artists. 2271 02:04:02,688 --> 02:04:05,191 Is this Sandy? 2272 02:04:05,274 --> 02:04:07,860 Yeah. Yeah, who... who is this? 2273 02:04:07,944 --> 02:04:09,695 You know who this is. 2274 02:04:09,778 --> 02:04:12,365 No, I don't. That's why I'm asking. 2275 02:04:12,448 --> 02:04:14,742 Guess. 2276 02:04:14,825 --> 02:04:16,785 Are you Gary Busey? 2277 02:04:16,869 --> 02:04:19,497 No way! Dumbass. 2278 02:04:19,580 --> 02:04:21,665 Who? Beavis? 2279 02:04:22,416 --> 02:04:25,794 - You suck! - What? No, I don't. 2280 02:04:25,878 --> 02:04:27,046 You suck balls. 2281 02:04:27,130 --> 02:04:28,839 No, no, no, no. 2282 02:04:28,922 --> 02:04:30,466 You don't sound so good. 2283 02:04:30,549 --> 02:04:33,594 Now, tell me where you are and I'll pick you up. 2284 02:04:33,677 --> 02:04:35,263 I'm in your butt. 2285 02:04:35,346 --> 02:04:37,556 What? What's this? 2286 02:04:37,640 --> 02:04:40,601 Yeah, I'm in there right now. 2287 02:04:40,684 --> 02:04:41,852 Hemorrhoids. 2288 02:04:41,935 --> 02:04:45,814 Wait. You get out of my butt. Get out right now. 2289 02:04:45,898 --> 02:04:47,316 Kill yourself. 2290 02:04:47,400 --> 02:04:51,029 Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm hanging up the phone. 2291 02:04:54,073 --> 02:04:55,908 Wexler Artists. 2292 02:04:55,992 --> 02:04:57,994 Uh... Sandy Wexler? 2293 02:04:59,120 --> 02:05:00,204 Who is this? 2294 02:05:00,288 --> 02:05:02,873 Uh, this is Butt-Head. 2295 02:05:02,956 --> 02:05:05,668 Oh, hi, Butt-Head. 2296 02:05:05,751 --> 02:05:09,297 Uh, Sandy, I'm calling about Beavis. 2297 02:05:09,380 --> 02:05:13,634 Uh, yeah. Beavis wasn't too courteous last night, Butt-Head. 2298 02:05:13,717 --> 02:05:15,928 Uh, that's why I'm calling. 2299 02:05:16,012 --> 02:05:17,013 Uh-huh. 2300 02:05:17,096 --> 02:05:19,390 Uh, Beavis wanted to say he's sorry. 2301 02:05:19,473 --> 02:05:22,810 Oh, okay. He is, huh? He... he's sorry? 2302 02:05:22,893 --> 02:05:26,022 Yeah. Beavis says he's sorry you're such a dumb-ass. 2303 02:05:26,105 --> 02:05:29,067 What? What's that? What? What'd you say? 2304 02:05:29,150 --> 02:05:31,152 Uh, and he's also sorry 2305 02:05:31,235 --> 02:05:35,781 that he said your face looks like a toilet and your balls smell funny. 2306 02:05:36,449 --> 02:05:39,660 Okay, okay. Well, you tell him I accept. 2307 02:05:39,743 --> 02:05:42,913 Look, you're good kids, and I like what you're doing. 2308 02:05:42,996 --> 02:05:46,625 I think if you want to get to the next level, you're gonna... 2309 02:05:46,709 --> 02:05:49,128 - Uh, hang on a second. - Okay. 2310 02:05:49,212 --> 02:05:50,921 Beavis wants to say something, sir. 2311 02:05:51,004 --> 02:05:53,757 - Oh, okay. - Hey, this is Beavis. 2312 02:05:53,841 --> 02:05:55,801 Uh... oh, hi, Beavis. 2313 02:05:57,010 --> 02:05:59,012 - Sandy Wexler? - Yeah. 2314 02:05:59,097 --> 02:06:01,557 Sandy Wexler? 2315 02:06:01,640 --> 02:06:05,561 - Yeah, I know my name. - Of Wexler Fartists? 2316 02:06:05,644 --> 02:06:08,522 All right. Okay, come on, guys. 2317 02:06:08,606 --> 02:06:12,485 Uh... You said you wanna come on guys? 2318 02:06:14,153 --> 02:06:15,654 That's it. I'm getting off. 2319 02:06:15,738 --> 02:06:19,200 You said you're getting off. 2320 02:06:19,283 --> 02:06:22,035 All right. Listen, you sons of bitches. 2321 02:06:22,120 --> 02:06:23,412 I'll find your parents 2322 02:06:23,496 --> 02:06:27,166 and make you wish you never messed with the king of Hollywood. 2323 02:06:27,250 --> 02:06:29,001 You said "wood." 2324 02:06:29,085 --> 02:06:31,379 All right. Come on! 2325 02:06:32,505 --> 02:06:33,672 Stop it! 2326 02:06:35,383 --> 02:06:36,550 - All right, good. - All right. 2327 02:06:36,634 --> 02:06:38,636 ...Yeah! 2327 02:06:39,305 --> 02:07:39,247 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/78k26 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 183031