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oh such a good little girl why don't you
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let me make you a bad girl
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oh oh
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yes i could make you such a bad little
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girl
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you'd be a glad little girl if only
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i wouldn't let you be sad i would make
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you so glad
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little girl
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if you're such a good little girl why
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don't you let me
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you were a bad girl
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oh
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come over here
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that's your sister yeah well we hear
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that color on your color well hers is
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natural you're a bold blonde leader
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reclining in
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yeah
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well i wear these great leather gloves
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see black leather they are oh yeah you
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better watch me i'm a bit kinky
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then i'll fancy your mate witness river
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you look so tame
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and the landlady whose place is yeah
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comes up now the fellas instead of
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telling her i'm having a toilet or
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something it's a bit mean they let her
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walk right in and she sees me standing
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there in the noodles
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my life
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oh you like kids do you yeah especially
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babies
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i might be able to help you there oh i
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thought i was tasty enough but um i
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perhaps i just didn't know what it took
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you know what i mean
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that was great but you know the birds
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used to tell their mums they was going
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four or five ending together like see
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then they come with us
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oh it's great sleeping out with a bird
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to keep you warm how about coming down
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the salve this week we can uh take our
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creative beer and have a light party on
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the beach you're right you trust you do
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you of course you're gonna trust me
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don't you show me face
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ron david they're pulling the two birds
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well if they go up
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all right but uh it ain't all that held
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in airs but you know oh do you know i
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can't belong with mr shaw is he i mean
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he's a nice enough fella hey silvia you
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know all that glitter i put on me there
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yeah when it come up on terry's cheeks
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while we were dancing i never had the
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art to tell him though do you know i
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reckon that guy's made poor destiny is
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he looks a bit randy that day he can
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tell by his eyes
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hello
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oh hi girl with the married man you know
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except
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what's going on to his wife
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see
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he looks a bit like richard burton don't
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you think
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you're joking
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taylor wrong
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yeah
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and that's what i say i say yeah
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yourself up for jonesy the undertaker
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here how'd you look
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you're not getting me in there
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wow
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here come on get out of there
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come on get out of here
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quick get the clobber
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yeah let me dry your air go on then
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it smells nice can't bear blocks with
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greasy air well let's have a sniffer
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yawn
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oh yeah we must use the same shampoo hey
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do you ever go at the last seal
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yeah i got in monday nights sometimes a
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bit of a giggle you know all that
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continental dancing in it
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but you are gonna take a bird home and
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you finally live right out in the
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suburbs you find yourself walking home
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about 20 miles since you've got a bike
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oh man
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wait what's up superhero
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mirrors
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oh i see
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oh come on let's get out i can't take
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your uncle's [ __ ] all the
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furniture that's it there's a bit of a
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regret performance
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this is where we live till it got
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demolished
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slam clearance
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they moved us out to lousy roehampton
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i used to be hospital polder counting
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the dead bodies about
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they treat the old people like lumps and
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meat
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when one dies they wheel him out past
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all the others visitors and all and they
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never bothered to screen them off
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when they get near the dying they
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usually know it they start the moan all
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it's a queer moan and it gets on your
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nerves
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and you have to say ah shut up you old
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frigger
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there's no such thing as respect for the
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dead you're married aren't you that's
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why you can't take meow how'd you guess
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you're so soft
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marriage makes me softer
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when i saw you sitting there i began to
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sizzle
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i'm in it tonight i thought
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there's two things i'd like to have been
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a racing driver or a test pilot
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but you need money for that once i had
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800 pounds we've just done a tobacconist
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i walked into a shop
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dressed all casual like like a gentleman
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the salesman comes up to me immediately
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yes sir he says
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i'll have that triumph tr3 over there i
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says taking out 725 pound out me poppy
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yes sir he says
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i drove away in that triathlon
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i want to be a nurse
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i'm starting my training this year in a
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hospital for children
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i've got a terrible temper
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so how's my wife
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i never start an argument with her in
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the kitchen in case she picks up a knife
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if i ask her to do me hard bold egg and
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she does it soft
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then i lose my temper
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see this
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cost four thousand quid i had 12 pound a
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week
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don't go far when you've been used to
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having under knicker in your pocket
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you know sometimes i get a real leg
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inside me when i ain't driven for a long
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time
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so i'll just go out and nick a car
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here
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do us a favor what
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seduce me
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i don't love my wife
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because i wasn't her first
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she went with another bloke when she was
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16.
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i've never been with no one else i
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promise you dave
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i don't know
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hello
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you're a lovely girl
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lovely
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so
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come on now take me by the hand and lead
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me to the land of ecstasy
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the first time that i saw you you showed
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me the door to ecstasy
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now i just keep praying that we'll
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always stay in ecstasy
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don't you go away
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for a single day come on
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never have i found such ecstasy
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now that i know you everywhere i go
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it's ecstasy
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kiss me
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indeed do you know they charged me took
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to look for a death certificate and i
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couldn't find it so then i went to
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vomiting
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for a divorce the judge says why have
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you waited 21 years to
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so i told him
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i was a bit embarrassed i said well i've
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just met a very nice young man
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and uh he says that's as good as excuses
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any so got me divorced
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anyone let me know ask does it
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stand them all up you know where i live
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by the church you're like i'm third
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order it's not the hair i'm interested
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in starting my diet today i don't know
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if i'll keep it up
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she don't really care if she's up about
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doing yourself in i would die do me
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nuttering let's hope the baby don't know
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how much
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it's when it's a bloat you're going to
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marry but when you don't even know
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used to be a laundry you know that's why
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it's a tank
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oh
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she's had seven kids the doctor says she
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has any more of a killer
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so i just doesn't want to sleep with my
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dad anymore bad temperature
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come on get out in the back and enjoy
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myself have a bit of fun
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setting watching that lovely telly for
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the last five years
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the only trouble is though
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i'm
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every day every hour
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an ugly man what's got good ways and a
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good look at what slide i nearly made a
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soldier and i was going with him two
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years
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and he showed me this letter from a girl
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in the axe
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said he was just playing around
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they'd do it before marriage they'll do
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it after so i told him i was through
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with him he cried like a baby
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i saw him once in woolworths when i was
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carrying me last child
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got such a lump in my throat i couldn't
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say nothing so i had to run out
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i'm going to be mrs stacy now said mrs
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smith you might think of a sport being
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the only one if i'm not really you know
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no
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forgot the car
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boys take me upstairs where it's done
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what are you doing tonight room i got a
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date with two ginks in a van but i ain't
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going why not well terry you're going
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mad wouldn't he oh we're saying yeah
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do you know what she gives her old man
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for his teeth what she gives him two
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fluttering meat pies she runs them under
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the cold tap to make him swell up no he
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won't be much good to you on that lover
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oh i will watch live worth without a
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giggle
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i don't know i think i'll have a bath
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your birthday then
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cheeky why don't you tell them about
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that woman that come around last night
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what the old crab from the w yes
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where she comes around you see to tell
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us what to do if they're going to drop
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the age bomb on us first of all she says
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fill your bath with walter we ain't got
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no bathtub i said that put right in her
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place doesn't it yeah do you make
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michael get a job with the wbs i don't
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fancy a change i don't think they love
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you why not you know lady are you doing
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something hey we come from the same
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family hello
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and mate mars got a good job well cinema
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actually i want to see what she finds
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when he's just cleaning up nylon
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underwear
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well how about this thing i was cleaning
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it is stuck in an underwear shop and my
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pal little she was working in the
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chemists so lil says to me
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you get stockings and i'll get the soaps
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and perfumes
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so i guess three pairs wrapped up in
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them cellophane packages and i stuffed
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them down in front
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when i got on the bus i was crackling
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like i was on fire
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and i see a man looking at me and i said
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oh
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i've got rheumatism so bad
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that's cellophane to keep the perma
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statin in and he said
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well there's no use waiting around to an
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old crap
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thank you you can't get too so ready yet
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no not yet gonna wear them pink pajamas
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no me birthday
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[Applause]
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remember when our man made us join the
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salvation army oh yeah
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deep and wide deep and wide there's a
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fountain flowing deep and white
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yeah look at that there's a packet of
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[ __ ] at the bottom
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tasty
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sounds gonna be the fella
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you're recognizing
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yeah just move it that's it move your
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head in your hands
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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stitches
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[Music]
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[Music]
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club
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are you ready yeah well hang on i'm just
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going to lock up the back door why
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where's no lady well she's gone playing
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bingo tonight and she with one of her
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old cronies
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poor
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oh no terry we can't
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anyway i thought you want to see sophia
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loren i was sofia remember when i got
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you in the flesh oh look terry well
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supposing sylvie comes home early she
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worries she's going up west with ronnie
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can i rub it'll be all right what if i
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was to say no for a change i'll scrub
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you out go and chat absolutely in a room
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when i
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does it mean a row yeah
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all right then but i'm keeping my coat
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on
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so you get your foot in the door and you
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start off with a few soft cuts a couple
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of shirts for dad pair of shoes for
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johnny and the set for map then four
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long you're selling them everything
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kitchen sets bedroom suites curtains
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cardigans the lot
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once you get your foot in the door
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you've got to keep it there you hold on
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to them and you never let them go some
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of these old dears it's the event of the
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week they don't have no other social
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occasion when you go in the teapot's
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already laid out for you oh my wife's
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all right as good as gold see but all
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she knows is the home and the kids see
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sixty percent of my calls are black i'm
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like the great white hunter down the
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bottom of the street you can practically
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hear the tom tom's going sandy is back
401
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i'm sick of these colors i want some
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nice young how's wife to cheer me up on
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a tuesday morning i've got this nurse
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you see now go and see her at saturday
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morning at 10 o'clock because she's on
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night duty and she comes to the door
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like you know oh she says excuse me i
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was just having a bath so i goes in like
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you know she can make me a cup of tea i
410
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can see she's got nothing underneath
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this dressing gown and every time she
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moves i can see a bit more and a bit
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more but oh you got to be careful you
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know i mean you can make a mistake can't
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you can you leave it this week only i'm
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a bit short come on love look you're
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eight pound owing you better let me have
418
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ten bob yeah but my old man didn't give
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me very much this week well it's tuesday
420
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in it tuesday family allowance day now
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coming who keeps the kids booked you're
422
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in surely let you out right then a pair
423
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of good black and she's up
424
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well i can't take them back i mean i
425
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wouldn't down and put them in the back
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here the van would crawl away
427
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anyway she's what we call a pawnshop
428
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call you see we sell her a pair of
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blankets and 10 minutes later she goes
430
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and sells them for cash to sell my woman
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down the street and then she's paying me
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five of a week for the rest of the year
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for something she hasn't even got
434
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you don't know how stupid they are they
435
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think they're being clever they've got
436
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four or five tally men they get
437
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something different off of each one
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which one are you they say when you go
439
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there i don't know what they're paying
440
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for or when the debt's done
441
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and the more they get into that the
442
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dirtier they become
443
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you don't know the filth they get into i
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smell that filth as soon as i go and go
445
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in the front door
446
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you look more like animals animals i
447
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have to keep smoking all the time i'm
448
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you know writing in my book palaces are
449
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they
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you know if i get a knocker that's like
451
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a nonpayer i don't care what sort of odd
452
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luck story they give me i go after them
453
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i must have my money but i mean you've
454
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got the adventure i need a couple more
455
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calls and go and have a drink you look
456
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as if you could do with one i know it
457
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gets a bit up back there
458
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i've been out with plenty of fluids in
459
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me time but i'll never mention my wife's
460
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name to him i wouldn't
461
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i think too much
462
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most of them you can make them buy
463
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anything 25 percent of them don't know
464
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what they're paying for
465
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and 50 don't want the goods anyway hey
466
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cho
467
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husband of checks
468
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they're the best of all because they'll
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do anything to stop their husbands
470
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finding out see after a bit you lend
471
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them 10 pound at a rate of seven
472
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shillings in the pound to be paid back
473
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in ten weeks
474
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so you're paying 27 shillings a week now
475
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after about five weeks they're always a
476
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bit short so you say all right love i'll
477
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help you out i'll tell you what i'll do
478
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i'll lend you another ten so you give
479
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them another tip subtract what they owe
480
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from the first and say it's five plus
481
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thirty-five bobbins up for the interest
482
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and i always give her the odd five
483
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shillings you know you've been very good
484
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to me barney and all that then he walked
485
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out the flat leaving three pound and
486
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there you are collecting 27 cylinders a
487
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week for the next 10 weeks it never ends
488
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well there's a million and one ways to
489
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get no money out of them but you have to
490
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able to threat a court over him you see
491
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mind you that's the last result
492
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because once you do that you're finished
493
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see that you played the last card in the
494
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pack see what i mean i think my wife
495
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gets a good bargain granted i'm not
496
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owned much see my trouble is i can't sit
497
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still
498
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but then i have to go out and get about
499
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among the clubs you know i mean that's
500
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where you make your contacts
501
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then
502
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she gets her clothes cheap you know
503
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i mean i'll get a lot of perks as a
504
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teleman i'll get a 26k super 13 guineas
505
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well they must be too price conscious
506
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our stuff's pretty dear well it has to
507
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be after all it's delivered right to
508
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their door see i'm just a playboy art
509
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and i mean you've got to live amateur
510
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and to live the way i like to live it
511
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costs
512
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well i think a man who spends his
513
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leisure digging up the garden is an
514
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idiot yeah well i'm suppose he is happy
515
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i mean they say old idiots are happy
516
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don't they no who gives anything away no
517
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one everybody takes
518
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no one ever gives you nothing
519
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mind you i'm not a cynic i wouldn't want
520
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:55,599
you to think i was coming i'm selling a
521
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suit to a donkey is it a suit it's a
522
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:58,639
good one
523
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,519
try it on honey what's a rubber with an
524
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iron
525
00:25:59,519 --> 00:26:04,240
sure is a good cloth good it's 12 oz
526
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:06,558
wool mixture feel it
527
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,558
hmm
528
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:11,439
look at that you see you little
529
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:13,038
immaculate beautiful house
530
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,320
i think i think it's a little small
531
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mister
532
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:17,839
can i button no you never button them up
533
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,038
these days it's a start to leave a
534
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:20,480
moment look i wouldn't be called dead
535
00:26:19,038 --> 00:26:21,359
with my jacket buttoned up look let me
536
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,640
show you
537
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,839
you see good material was supposed to
538
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,840
hang you see
539
00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:33,679
i take it it's 12 pound you've only
540
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:36,319
gotta give me two pound now pay me the
541
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rest pound a week two pounds i think i
542
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:39,119
might have that here with me yeah i sell
543
00:26:37,919 --> 00:26:41,440
a lot of these suits to your sort of
544
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people
545
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:47,119
hmm there you are
546
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too far good
547
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[Applause]
548
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luck she's very fond of music
549
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[Music]
550
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[Applause]
551
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what a lovely little pikanini
552
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how old is she oh she's away
553
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give
554
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[Music]
555
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they just make me roll up you see the
556
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blacks have only got after brain cells
557
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,520
that we got they never had no
558
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:19,278
civilization they never even invented a
559
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:20,398
will you can imagine what burks they
560
00:27:19,278 --> 00:27:22,558
must be to go through life without
561
00:27:20,398 --> 00:27:23,169
inventing the wheel oh my toasted
562
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,678
irishman
563
00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:28,159
[Music]
564
00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:29,278
that's not a bad life a tally man i'm
565
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:31,360
using my brains to the best of me
566
00:27:29,278 --> 00:27:34,359
ability it's what the tories call free
567
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,359
enterprise
568
00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:52,210
thank you
569
00:27:44,099 --> 00:27:52,209
[Music]
570
00:27:52,849 --> 00:27:55,939
[Applause]
571
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:03,079
hello
572
00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:12,240
will try and get in your bedroom if your
573
00:28:08,798 --> 00:28:12,240
mum's out it's only natural
574
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,558
any innit you go out with a fella nine
575
00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:20,960
times out then you end up talking about
576
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:20,960
a sex
577
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:27,278
dave says he's gonna leave his wife oh
578
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:31,038
i've heard that one before smashing
579
00:28:27,278 --> 00:28:34,798
dinner to die almost on a wednesday when
580
00:28:31,038 --> 00:28:37,919
my son gives me the money yeah
581
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:40,319
gross potatoes cabbage and mint sauce
582
00:28:37,919 --> 00:28:43,520
and a nice bit of tart and cola
583
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:45,200
half a clicker that's all they charged i
584
00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:47,440
don't feel like cooking the old dinner
585
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:49,200
to you it drives your family into
586
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,840
cooking your own dinner when you're all
587
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,840
on your own
588
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:56,480
meet a gorgeous bloke last night you
589
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,000
know
590
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,839
sort of fella when you see him you just
591
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,679
want to grab hold of him
592
00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:03,918
he kept pressing himself up against me
593
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:05,600
you know his hands began to wander
594
00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:07,278
you know you know i felt bloodied he
595
00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:09,278
says i kept pushing him away but he put
596
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:11,200
them back then i can't help being sexy i
597
00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:12,960
says anyway you see we was going down
598
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,640
london airport for a snogging session
599
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,840
yeah and we were sitting in the front
600
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,520
because he worked in a garage that's how
601
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:19,199
he actually had the car and we were
602
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:21,038
sitting in the front and ronnie's mate
603
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,480
was sitting with june in the back
604
00:29:21,038 --> 00:29:23,679
june's going to let ron have it you know
605
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,880
but she's going to wait till he goes
606
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:27,200
steady with her because she's been let
607
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,360
down a couple of times by fellas before
608
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,798
anywhere you see we get some airport
609
00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:32,158
we're having a snogging session and he
610
00:29:30,798 --> 00:29:34,079
says to me why don't you come out the
611
00:29:32,159 --> 00:29:35,200
car and we could lie in the grass i said
612
00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:37,278
what would happen if one of them
613
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,278
airplane lands on us you know their
614
00:29:37,278 --> 00:29:41,038
airplanes go a bit too fast for me yeah
615
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:43,200
like the envelopes you go with oh that's
616
00:29:41,038 --> 00:29:45,278
charming what about you then the thing
617
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,960
is you can't always be scheming then
618
00:29:45,278 --> 00:29:49,278
we're always planning and scheming don't
619
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:53,200
leave do they
620
00:29:49,278 --> 00:29:56,240
you don't look something like you
621
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:58,880
he was only 24
622
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,798
she died of a broken heart because of a
623
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,840
rock husband
624
00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:08,639
he liked other women
625
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:10,959
my husband worked to bring up her kids
626
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,159
i see the rain running out of these
627
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,159
trails of buttons
628
00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:19,359
it died on sunday night
629
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:22,960
police come and told me
630
00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:40,240
16 goes on the rent
631
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:43,759
i've been trying to get a cheap bit of
632
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:46,720
black but you can't get it
633
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:49,200
he went to a phone up there
634
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:53,360
in the hospital
635
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:56,080
don't let me close all for three weeks
636
00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:58,079
it's the shot i
637
00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:59,359
should have known better with a girl
638
00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:02,398
like you
639
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:05,839
that i would love everything that you do
640
00:31:02,398 --> 00:31:05,839
and i do
641
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:10,400
[Music]
642
00:31:12,798 --> 00:31:17,278
this could only happen to me
643
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:18,880
can you see
644
00:31:17,278 --> 00:31:21,119
can't you see
645
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:26,000
can't you see
646
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:31,798
and when i tell you that i love you
647
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,798
you're gonna say you love me too
648
00:31:39,119 --> 00:31:43,639
[Laughter]
649
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,190
and i do
650
00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:58,480
and i do
651
00:31:57,190 --> 00:32:01,480
[Music]
652
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,480
hi
653
00:32:06,829 --> 00:32:10,019
[Applause]
654
00:32:11,839 --> 00:32:15,918
i never once slowed down with him i used
655
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:17,359
to meet him in the back alley of the
656
00:32:15,919 --> 00:32:19,600
lechema
657
00:32:17,359 --> 00:32:21,918
i never really knew what he was at
658
00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:23,599
i never got no pleasure out of it
659
00:32:21,919 --> 00:32:25,038
i didn't know i was carrying till i was
660
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:27,199
five months
661
00:32:25,038 --> 00:32:29,839
i couldn't believe it
662
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:32,080
kept thinking it would pass off
663
00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:33,038
it wasn't off handsome that's why i went
664
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:35,038
with him
665
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:37,440
all the girls used to say what an answer
666
00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:37,440
in chat
667
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,480
well one thing's for sure i'm not going
668
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,079
to study no more i'm gonna sort myself
669
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,919
out some one night fellas with plenty of
670
00:32:44,079 --> 00:32:49,678
money every bloke starts out as a
671
00:32:45,919 --> 00:32:49,679
one-night stand until you get involved
672
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:54,000
mara reckons she hasn't been with a man
673
00:32:51,919 --> 00:32:56,399
at all reckoned it came through the post
674
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,319
i suppose be nice to be looked at again
675
00:32:56,398 --> 00:33:00,398
moaning i'm gonna make myself a new
676
00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:02,798
dress tighter than tight like a second
677
00:33:00,398 --> 00:33:02,798
skin
678
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:07,918
i couldn't somehow fancy any other fella
679
00:33:06,159 --> 00:33:09,360
i suppose it's because i still got terry
680
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:11,440
on your mind
681
00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,719
of course he's extravagant spends all
682
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:15,200
his money buying gadgets for his
683
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,278
motorbike that's what me mum don't like
684
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,120
she keeps on at me when are you getting
685
00:33:17,278 --> 00:33:21,519
married saved enough to put down on your
686
00:33:19,119 --> 00:33:24,239
bedroom suite yet
687
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:25,759
the worst part was telling me mum she
688
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,399
didn't expect it to me because i was
689
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:30,798
such a prude at the place on the telly
690
00:33:28,398 --> 00:33:33,119
then she told me dad and he came into my
691
00:33:30,798 --> 00:33:34,960
bedroom and told me not to worry
692
00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:36,239
we never used to talk about that kind of
693
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,038
thing but
694
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,960
but now we can talk about anything
695
00:33:39,038 --> 00:33:42,398
my dad went up the chemist and tried to
696
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,720
get a stick of something they used
697
00:33:42,398 --> 00:33:46,079
before the wall when you love a boy
698
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,278
you want to give him the best thing in
699
00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:50,639
the world
700
00:33:47,278 --> 00:33:52,558
and there is only one thing isn't there
701
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,880
you little bonnie
702
00:33:52,558 --> 00:33:56,960
yeah hello ally
703
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,399
now she's got a big place at wimbledon
704
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,640
bang on the comment
705
00:33:58,398 --> 00:34:02,719
i'm just gonna phone them up this flash
706
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,038
chart came in a big motor today little
707
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,640
freya said if i found winnie and fix her
708
00:34:05,038 --> 00:34:07,759
out for ten she give me a few quid for
709
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,240
myself
710
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:12,559
who's it for then you or her
711
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:16,398
so make him work oh don't give me that
712
00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:16,398
rub i won't blank your character
713
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,559
all right annie it's me i think now must
714
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,719
be up the spout i can't seem to sit
715
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:24,000
still i keep walking up and down every
716
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,918
time i start to eat something i feel
717
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,519
immediately full and well you know looks
718
00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:28,799
like you're in the club all right yeah
719
00:34:27,519 --> 00:34:30,000
well i don't want to do anything about
720
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,000
it because i'll get one of them air
721
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,239
bubbles inside me and die when i i dare
722
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,440
tell me mum so i left my job today and
723
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,439
well i was going to run away you know
724
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,760
but there ain't no way to go so look you
725
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:42,960
best have it done you're only a kid
726
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,960
should do it for five quid
727
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:48,398
will you phone it for me annie yeah when
728
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:50,000
do you want it done
729
00:34:48,398 --> 00:34:51,358
tomorrow
730
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,199
i said to the doctor i've been going
731
00:34:51,358 --> 00:34:55,119
with a fella and you know how it happens
732
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:57,118
yeah he says
733
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:59,119
i'll go get you some quinine
734
00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:01,039
i took some ones there was a loud
735
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:02,880
ringing in my ears and violent pain in
736
00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:04,960
the stomach lifting me right out the
737
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,200
world but and do now good
738
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,800
this barry gets it from the chemist
739
00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:10,960
tells him he's got a mate just back from
740
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,880
africa with a touch of the malaria
741
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,199
then he sold the tablets to him bob each
742
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:18,320
to the girls
743
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:20,319
in my surgery i see at least
744
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,720
one woman a week who is seriously
745
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,079
contemplating an abortion
746
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:27,439
quite apart
747
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:28,960
from the 35 deaths per year that we know
748
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,800
are directly attributable to the
749
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,679
backstreet abortions most common
750
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:35,359
seriously disturbing result must be that
751
00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:37,838
this girl is unable to have enough
752
00:35:35,358 --> 00:35:40,559
babies she may not yet have had any she
753
00:35:37,838 --> 00:35:42,239
may be unable to have a family
754
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:44,480
when my mum's in the kitchen i have to
755
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,679
take a deep breath hold me stomach in
756
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,280
and run past
757
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:48,960
and when i get out into this gallery i
758
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,280
let it out
759
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,320
she said to me today you've got houses
760
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,560
in your mouth your stomach must be upset
761
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:59,920
then she give me one of her looks hello
762
00:35:56,559 --> 00:36:01,599
annie hello then wow what if we're here
763
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,119
yeah well it's about that photo oh i
764
00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:04,559
know why you've come there's only one
765
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:07,838
reason why good-looking girls come to
766
00:36:04,559 --> 00:36:09,838
see winnie how far have you gone love
767
00:36:07,838 --> 00:36:11,279
about three months oh then you've only
768
00:36:09,838 --> 00:36:13,119
got a small problem in there then
769
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,160
haven't you yeah well you see i can't
770
00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:15,838
keep it
771
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:17,440
now there's no need to explain how can
772
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:19,519
you ever explain anything it's the most
773
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,838
bloody difficult thing in the world
774
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:23,280
how much money have you got left
775
00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:26,759
four pounds
776
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,760
and it over
777
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,760
as your mom keeping annie oh she's all
778
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:32,960
right love and she's still got that
779
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,599
lodge of us you bet she is oh good
780
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,440
you know you don't look more than 17.
781
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:38,960
i'm 18 next month
782
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,400
terry said he'd marry me when he heard
783
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,480
about the kid
784
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,000
but me mum wouldn't have it don't you
785
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:47,039
bring that dirty gink round here she
786
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,280
says i don't want him nor his kids
787
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:51,119
i say it's lovely when you're married
788
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,400
lying between the sheets with a
789
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:56,160
moonlight coming through the window
790
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,200
don't you go up there no more i don't
791
00:36:56,159 --> 00:37:00,399
want no kid of mine to go down a drain
792
00:36:59,199 --> 00:37:02,879
the safety of
793
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:06,240
properly induced abortion in hospital
794
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:08,480
is very high six deaths in every 100 000
795
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:11,759
cases which compares very favorably with
796
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,159
taking out the tonsils which provides 17
797
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,000
deaths per 100 000
798
00:37:14,159 --> 00:37:17,838
well now she started
799
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,679
she's got to keep on or be born a
800
00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:22,078
monster
801
00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:25,199
don't worry love it often takes a bit of
802
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:27,599
time when she does the syringe
803
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:29,519
you feel a sort of weakening pain shoot
804
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:31,920
up in you
805
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:34,559
i had that area again last night he
806
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,800
didn't go till six this morning i made
807
00:37:34,559 --> 00:37:39,759
him sleep in the bath he's bringing me
808
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:42,079
50 gallons of paint tomorrow free sample
809
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:45,760
well i says to him you've had my free
810
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:47,680
sample now what about yours
811
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,280
she's always got some man with her she
812
00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:52,719
don't care if you're watching her
813
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,720
teasing them slopping over
814
00:37:55,679 --> 00:38:00,078
roof there she was nothing but a cheap
815
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,920
frill hello winnie
816
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:04,480
uh it's room can you come over yeah
817
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,159
she's pretty rough
818
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,039
should i get the doctor
819
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:11,118
no they might try and save the baby and
820
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:13,599
i don't want no kids on that gink when
821
00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:16,240
he says she can't come oh ducky they
822
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:19,440
said she started yeah that's right
823
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,439
you know where she is oh
824
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:28,199
i told her to keep away from him
825
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:37,599
i have got my health and strength else i
826
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:38,719
do him doing run up i would oh
827
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:40,640
hold on
828
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,759
you're going to get some dinner come on
829
00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:44,799
oh
830
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,720
i thought be better oh ray says he did
831
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,880
him scar the one that he might get
832
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:51,879
nicked
833
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,880
oh
834
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:17,119
take the lowest figure 52 000 abortions
835
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,320
a year that's 1 000 abortions a week
836
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:19,680
something like
837
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,320
five or six
838
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:24,319
every hour of every day
839
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,400
and that's taking the minimum figure
840
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,140
yes
841
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:31,409
she said
842
00:39:28,139 --> 00:39:31,408
[Applause]
843
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:41,739
[Music]
844
00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:51,960
[Music]
845
00:39:53,920 --> 00:40:00,960
yes you can hug me and yes you can
846
00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:05,610
squeeze me
847
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:07,090
and yes you can have my career
848
00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:08,800
[Applause]
849
00:40:07,090 --> 00:40:11,440
[Music]
850
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,039
i was the youngest bride in battersea
851
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,679
married at 15
852
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:17,199
at night when i was 15 and a half
853
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:18,799
10 minutes after he was born i was
854
00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:21,279
sitting up in bed stuck in a stick of
855
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,680
rock i think if you don't reckon someone
856
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,599
drives you mad if they're jealous
857
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:28,318
if you think something of a bloke would
858
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:29,440
you like him to be a bit possessive
859
00:40:28,318 --> 00:40:31,119
ted
860
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,039
he used to time me when i slipped round
861
00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:34,640
the corner to put a bit on for me dad
862
00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:36,480
i'd know if ted was going out with a
863
00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:38,960
bird because he'd go and have his hair
864
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,960
done he'd have a blow wave put in it and
865
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,480
all that lacquer put on it and when he'd
866
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,440
come home we'd lie back on the bed and
867
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,679
he'd say now don't you dare touch it
868
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,159
then he'd go another wash and he'd use
869
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:52,480
my talc and my deodorant and make me
870
00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:54,480
scrub his back and all the time he'd try
871
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,240
and keep me chained to the telly he
872
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,679
expected me to live in a furnished room
873
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,838
in brixton
874
00:40:57,679 --> 00:41:01,679
what can i do in one room all day
875
00:40:59,838 --> 00:41:03,358
i mean if you got two at least you can
876
00:41:01,679 --> 00:41:05,039
go from one to the other
877
00:41:03,358 --> 00:41:07,199
do you know he didn't even like me going
878
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:08,800
early morning cleaning with me mum so
879
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:10,799
then he starts going to the dogs every
880
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,839
wednesday night and i met up with his
881
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,560
friend
882
00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:16,159
oh my god some fella you're waiting on
883
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:18,559
the corner every wednesday night in his
884
00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:20,960
ten ton trap for me in the winter he'd
885
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:23,039
leave the engine running wait didn't
886
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,720
half get up stuck up in that cabin what
887
00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:27,440
about your mates then you're a bit mean
888
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,480
i'll get in one later
889
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,318
do you have to keep showing me you'll
890
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,159
have to excuse him
891
00:41:30,318 --> 00:41:33,759
he's a bit of a mean son
892
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:35,199
he's all right really but he's a bit
893
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,880
mean he's a bit tired you already knows
894
00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:38,399
about me brother no what's up well
895
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,760
you're not a bus murderer yeah what have
896
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,920
only gone and planted on him i know
897
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,760
you're joking i put a key in his pocket
898
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,599
and all my wife went for me this morning
899
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,520
while i was lying in bed she whacked me
900
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:49,359
right across the back of the nut
901
00:41:47,519 --> 00:41:51,358
oh i shouldn't have never got married
902
00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:53,519
nightmare marrying salt what do you want
903
00:41:51,358 --> 00:41:55,039
linda if you don't want mary get plenty
904
00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:56,800
of the other pom and mom are going to do
905
00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:59,039
a clothes factory and get such a new rig
906
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,880
out smash it do you think you can get
907
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:02,559
yourself from the annie moon yeah what
908
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,838
happened to jesse didn't you no well he
909
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:05,119
robbed this bank and he was getting away
910
00:42:03,838 --> 00:42:06,318
with the money over this dirty big brawl
911
00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:08,318
when he slipped and took the top of his
912
00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:09,279
finger off on the broken glass well i
913
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,480
mean he's down on the ground they're
914
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,839
looking for it well i mean he can't
915
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,280
leave it can he because the police will
916
00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:16,389
find it they'll take a fingerprint off
917
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:23,769
it and do him for the bank robbery
918
00:42:16,389 --> 00:42:23,769
[Music]
919
00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:29,289
[Music]
920
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,110
[Music]
921
00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:46,318
i don't believe he ever spoke to a woman
922
00:42:43,599 --> 00:42:49,599
if i could help him well last week he
923
00:42:46,318 --> 00:42:51,039
ups and dies and there i am clearing out
924
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:53,599
his drawers for him because you know he
925
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:55,838
had no family you know and i'm clearing
926
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:58,400
out these air drawers and i've come
927
00:42:55,838 --> 00:43:00,400
across a huge collection of dirty
928
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,960
postcards
929
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,358
oh never saw nothing like it in all your
930
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,679
life well i was married to myville for
931
00:43:05,358 --> 00:43:10,318
20 years and we never got up to capers
932
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:13,759
like that have you been swimming why
933
00:43:10,318 --> 00:43:16,559
i thought you looked a little bit clean
934
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,560
to do things
935
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,610
if i'd have had those in my pocket tell
936
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:30,889
us one of them but the man standing
937
00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:30,889
[Music]
938
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,920
150 quid
939
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:43,720
spread up give it a clean up or should
940
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,720
get to 50 40.
941
00:43:45,059 --> 00:43:48,239
[Applause]
942
00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:11,530
[Applause]
943
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:21,440
[Applause]
944
00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:22,559
[Music]
945
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,079
in lincoln
946
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:26,719
for three years
947
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:29,359
and he got out last monday night was
948
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,879
well when background last night he put
949
00:44:29,358 --> 00:44:34,440
us up in the front where we couldn't do
950
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,440
nothing down
951
00:44:38,789 --> 00:44:44,119
[Applause]
952
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:47,559
i fall in love with her
953
00:44:44,119 --> 00:44:50,638
[Music]
954
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:50,639
[Applause]
955
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:59,519
[Music]
956
00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:01,760
[Applause]
957
00:44:59,519 --> 00:45:01,759
in
958
00:45:02,838 --> 00:45:07,519
my boy and i'm proud of that i'll soon
959
00:45:05,679 --> 00:45:09,199
teach him to feed you know like that
960
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:10,800
film faking you know
961
00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:12,318
wait until he's nine or ten and send him
962
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,480
out pinching what are you gonna do till
963
00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:16,079
he's nine or ten seven he misses out on
964
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,559
the game
965
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:20,160
you wouldn't do that who would not send
966
00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:21,679
me mother too
967
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:23,440
if anybody would ever where are you
968
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:25,118
going on your own
969
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,358
well i should go up to me sisters you're
970
00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:29,280
not in them you know yeah we get blindo
971
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:32,279
every night we come out the pub i'm over
972
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,280
tip
973
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:43,838
tonight you know when you've been going
974
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,199
steady for six months it gets a bit
975
00:45:43,838 --> 00:45:47,119
boring snogging with the same fella
976
00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:49,039
every night and you know i've noticed
977
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:50,800
when we're out terriers start looking at
978
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:51,920
other birds he says to me you're all
979
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,599
right love and then his eyes are one
980
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,920
drop and get affixiated at some silly
981
00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:57,920
cow so then i says what's wrong then am
982
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,880
i boring
983
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,880
you romeo
984
00:46:01,639 --> 00:46:12,179
[Music]
985
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:25,149
my lips
986
00:46:14,699 --> 00:46:25,149
[Music]
987
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,318
get it
988
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,760
i reckon i'm the only one out of this
989
00:46:30,318 --> 00:46:33,199
not what's at work i was cleaning these
990
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,340
windows you see and these posh flats
991
00:46:33,199 --> 00:46:35,838
here in canada
992
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:37,920
[Music]
993
00:46:35,838 --> 00:46:39,679
she comes up to me and says
994
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,358
would i leave her bedroom until last
995
00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:43,118
night as i you know she wants to get
996
00:46:41,358 --> 00:46:44,480
changed and see i said fair enough
997
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:46,318
so i'm cleaning the windows in her
998
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,920
bedroom you know i enjoy myself
999
00:46:46,318 --> 00:46:49,838
and she sits down on the bed and she
1000
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,680
starts taking her stockings off i'm
1001
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:54,078
slowly like you know what i mean no it's
1002
00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:56,078
fantastic yes you do you see anyway the
1003
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:58,000
following week she phones out the firm
1004
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:59,920
and says would they be sure and send the
1005
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,318
same fellow around next week because he
1006
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,318
was very satisfied
1007
00:47:04,139 --> 00:47:07,269
[Applause]
1008
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,999
[Applause]
1009
00:47:15,409 --> 00:47:18,759
[Music]
1010
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:27,920
i wanna be
1011
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:32,079
loved by you just you
1012
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:38,599
and nobody else but you
1013
00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:38,599
i wanna be loved by you alone
1014
00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:50,318
when along comes my little granddaughter
1015
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:53,280
she makes me laugh so much i fall right
1016
00:47:50,318 --> 00:47:53,279
through the bloody
1017
00:47:54,530 --> 00:48:00,950
[Laughter]
1018
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:10,559
nature calls me sometimes i get the call
1019
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:14,210
in nature or i might be a bit wheezy but
1020
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:15,540
i'm still living you know
1021
00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:18,639
[Music]
1022
00:48:15,539 --> 00:48:18,639
[Applause]
1023
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:29,400
you just you and nobody else will do
1024
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:29,399
i want to be loved by you
1025
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:39,829
[Applause]
1026
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,480
is
1027
00:48:51,358 --> 00:48:54,318
well what's that to you your fifth-rate
1028
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:55,920
pants
1029
00:48:54,318 --> 00:48:58,318
always was one for the men weren't you
1030
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:03,000
anything interested you'd have him you
1031
00:48:58,318 --> 00:49:03,000
dirty sod i hope you got stopped
1032
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:10,358
i'll give him two shots for christmas
1033
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,400
god
1034
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,859
[Applause]
1035
00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:56,079
that's nothing inspector honest we're
1036
00:49:52,318 --> 00:49:57,599
just on our way up nevermind silvie
1037
00:49:56,079 --> 00:50:00,720
keep
1038
00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:02,960
it's only for life i need you
1039
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,639
i need you more than birth in the sky
1040
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:08,599
there's only two things money can't buy
1041
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:08,598
that's loving life in it
1042
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:20,630
[Music]
1043
00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:27,119
the life out of it it one night the
1044
00:50:25,199 --> 00:50:28,000
crankshaft snapped and she slewed into a
1045
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:29,760
ditch
1046
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,358
well we reckon she did it
1047
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,319
she wasn't licensed or insured nor
1048
00:50:31,358 --> 00:50:33,598
nothing
1049
00:50:32,318 --> 00:50:36,079
and that's how we got out and said
1050
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:37,599
goodbye what a big dipper didn't i got a
1051
00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:39,599
sack yeah
1052
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,800
i got drunk one night knocked a [ __ ]
1053
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:42,559
off the line
1054
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,000
he wasn't ending it
1055
00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:45,760
only a bleeding [ __ ] light couldn't
1056
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,280
get out of the way in time
1057
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,040
you probably got done anybody h-bomb if
1058
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:52,160
you hadn't killed him yeah probably
1059
00:50:49,039 --> 00:50:53,279
right about that four minutes
1060
00:50:52,159 --> 00:50:54,719
yeah what is this
1061
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,000
geneva conventional something they've
1062
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,358
agreed to
1063
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,559
phone up the other side four minutes
1064
00:50:57,358 --> 00:51:01,039
before they let us
1065
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:03,680
give him a chance to prepare himself
1066
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:06,480
once one bomb explodes it starts up a
1067
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:08,960
whole chain of bombs exploding norway
1068
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,960
france all over the place you've had it
1069
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,639
we had this lecture school like uh civil
1070
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,599
defense oh yeah
1071
00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:14,879
what
1072
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:16,960
you know what to do if the age bomb
1073
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,318
drops 800 jars are over you're all right
1074
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,318
if you like flat on your face cover all
1075
00:51:18,318 --> 00:51:22,719
your bare skin the radiation passes
1076
00:51:20,318 --> 00:51:24,000
right all i want is a bike and ten pound
1077
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,519
a week in my bed
1078
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,358
there's one thing i can't stand and
1079
00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:29,199
that's being skinny before somebody's
1080
00:51:27,358 --> 00:51:30,670
got an answer pair of ankles then how
1081
00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:32,639
about me seeing your own darling
1082
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:33,680
[Music]
1083
00:51:32,639 --> 00:51:35,118
well don't worry about it i'll give her
1084
00:51:33,679 --> 00:51:37,039
a shoulder send her up to see mickey
1085
00:51:35,119 --> 00:51:38,960
mouse hey terry come over here stop
1086
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:41,039
shutting up that other bird i thought of
1087
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:45,280
going back to screwing for a living
1088
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:46,960
but then if i get three or five years
1089
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,960
no i can't do that
1090
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,599
that's a great big uncapped life it's
1091
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:53,519
ignorance causes wars it's ignorant in
1092
00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:54,400
my opinion it's ignorance what causes
1093
00:51:53,519 --> 00:51:56,079
wars
1094
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,000
yeah yeah you're barely off you but if
1095
00:51:56,079 --> 00:52:00,559
you don't know the facts you're very
1096
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:03,119
badly off i was a truck driver 11 years
1097
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:05,359
leaving scotland 12 o'clock at night
1098
00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:07,920
11 bleeding years still we had a great
1099
00:52:05,358 --> 00:52:10,239
time liverpool old manchester newcastle
1100
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,760
i know more manchester's the best place
1101
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:14,399
in the lot the club's there you couldn't
1102
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,400
get better clubs
1103
00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:19,119
[Music]
1104
00:52:16,599 --> 00:52:21,039
cheers if you had the price of a drink
1105
00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:22,559
or a lodging for the night
1106
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:23,519
you'd always have the drink stuff below
1107
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:25,280
your sleep
1108
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:26,719
one and nine
1109
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,000
how you don't get the same crowd on the
1110
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:30,159
roads these days
1111
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,838
yeah the lousy not the drivers and i
1112
00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:33,279
tell
1113
00:52:30,838 --> 00:52:35,599
you the boys tell me the clubs in
1114
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,680
manchester ain't the same anymore
1115
00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:40,400
i tell you why they've got a lot of new
1116
00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:42,318
managements in these places and then
1117
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,519
we try to get some of the boys to come
1118
00:52:42,318 --> 00:52:45,599
in here
1119
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:48,318
she's not twice she must need her
1120
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:50,318
eyesight tested i had a lot of money i'd
1121
00:52:48,318 --> 00:52:51,920
take you down to the south of france
1122
00:52:50,318 --> 00:52:53,599
give you the time to deserve i was
1123
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,519
offered this job by yidd
1124
00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:57,280
for bob and i digging up graves to get
1125
00:52:55,519 --> 00:52:59,599
the rings off course
1126
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,680
no thanks i said i'd rather get myself
1127
00:52:59,599 --> 00:53:03,200
kept by some rich old bag oh well if
1128
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,879
it's a really difficult oh yeah would
1129
00:53:03,199 --> 00:53:06,558
you start playing out why should we
1130
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:09,760
think ahead we'll see the finger head
1131
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:09,760
too except growing old
1132
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:14,959
have
1133
00:53:21,190 --> 00:53:28,150
[Music]
1134
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:37,598
so you can
1135
00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:37,599
[Music]
1136
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,800
hey dave how about
1137
00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:50,168
[Music]
1138
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:58,160
further music
1139
00:53:54,730 --> 00:54:01,199
[Music]
1140
00:53:58,159 --> 00:54:04,440
see the clock gets getting late now get
1141
00:54:01,199 --> 00:54:17,250
you going fix your face
1142
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:18,510
[Music]
1143
00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:22,159
[Applause]
1144
00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:25,040
[Music]
1145
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:25,039
the sun is
1146
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:31,459
[Music]
1147
00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:39,269
[Music]
1148
00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:52,639
[Music]
1149
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,159
i learned that in a voice chat you ain't
1150
00:54:52,639 --> 00:54:55,519
got a mirror on you have your laugh i
1151
00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:56,539
want to hold it to his mouth see if he's
1152
00:54:55,519 --> 00:54:58,559
still breathing
1153
00:54:56,539 --> 00:55:01,119
[Music]
1154
00:54:58,559 --> 00:55:03,359
can we drive himself
1155
00:55:01,119 --> 00:55:05,519
you weren't letting me
1156
00:55:03,358 --> 00:55:07,598
it's dead well my wife johnny
1157
00:55:05,519 --> 00:55:10,318
i felt 30 people on the scaffolding on
1158
00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:12,079
friday still unconscious
1159
00:55:10,318 --> 00:55:13,679
foreman rex is going to rig it said he
1160
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,359
had a little hole in his shoe tripped
1161
00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:16,879
over backwards
1162
00:55:15,358 --> 00:55:18,880
but really there weren't any safety
1163
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,798
rails i've got three years ball still
1164
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,640
for me first offense i don't reckon that
1165
00:55:20,798 --> 00:55:25,679
just like the look of me
1166
00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:28,000
how much lead you took he says to me
1167
00:55:25,679 --> 00:55:29,598
oh about one and a half ton i says i
1168
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,199
ripped it off all the canvas roofs in
1169
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:32,880
the fairground
1170
00:55:31,199 --> 00:55:34,399
i don't think he was amused i was
1171
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,599
working in falls when i
1172
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,519
started making cars straight off the
1173
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:38,559
production right
1174
00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:40,480
yeah well i mean they're all complete
1175
00:55:38,559 --> 00:55:41,839
second number plates that park man i
1176
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,838
feel beyond a factory i drive them away
1177
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:45,119
so have a spare parts
1178
00:55:43,838 --> 00:55:46,239
now look at two years in the yorkshire
1179
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:47,440
boston
1180
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:49,199
i've only been with this girl three or
1181
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,599
four times when i got knicked i didn't
1182
00:55:49,199 --> 00:55:53,358
realize she was pregnant when i was away
1183
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:54,720
he brings up a yorkshire marries us off
1184
00:55:53,358 --> 00:55:56,159
in a chapel
1185
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,519
well i only saw for now in the waiting
1186
00:55:56,159 --> 00:55:59,358
room
1187
00:55:56,519 --> 00:56:01,838
[Music]
1188
00:55:59,358 --> 00:56:05,119
she goes off at me for going out i just
1189
00:56:01,838 --> 00:56:07,358
suppose we just don't get on you know
1190
00:56:05,119 --> 00:56:08,880
now i got a son called shane
1191
00:56:07,358 --> 00:56:10,480
she's got long hair right down her back
1192
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,760
you know
1193
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,760
like long hair
1194
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,640
ten percent of our cars get snatched
1195
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,480
back
1196
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:18,639
the other forty percent we let them have
1197
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,719
over longer payments
1198
00:56:18,639 --> 00:56:22,639
it's our job let's move away to mount
1199
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,919
and so they can see their way to buy a
1200
00:56:22,639 --> 00:56:25,598
car
1201
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,519
so make no difference to us if they
1202
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:29,359
don't complete the payments
1203
00:56:27,519 --> 00:56:30,719
it's the finance company that take the
1204
00:56:29,358 --> 00:56:32,558
rep
1205
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,879
and if they lose too much money well
1206
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:37,280
they don't finance you anymore so you go
1207
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:39,280
with another company and we know finance
1208
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,280
company will take you on well you just
1209
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,359
go bust and go into some other business
1210
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,559
i'm in right trouble i am back to cop of
1211
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:45,920
the night
1212
00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:48,160
pushing me around on the payment all
1213
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,798
that old lucky one so i attend him and i
1214
00:56:48,159 --> 00:56:52,639
run down the road see but he come after
1215
00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,400
me with another copper they caught up
1216
00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:56,159
with me and dragged me down the station
1217
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:59,119
look what they've done on my back look
1218
00:56:56,159 --> 00:57:01,199
these knives found on your person could
1219
00:56:59,119 --> 00:57:03,280
be very useful for opening window
1220
00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:05,039
catches with wouldn't that uh could be
1221
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,040
very useful for eating your dinner with
1222
00:57:05,039 --> 00:57:08,960
or no yeah
1223
00:57:07,039 --> 00:57:11,199
and what do you use these wire clippers
1224
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,880
and crowbars for they're the tools me
1225
00:57:11,199 --> 00:57:15,439
trade governor i'm a scrap merchant and
1226
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:17,358
i well what are they doing in your car
1227
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,519
oh well i'll collect a lot of junk in my
1228
00:57:17,358 --> 00:57:21,358
car see governor perhaps if you had a
1229
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:22,880
car you might put a little bit of junk
1230
00:57:21,358 --> 00:57:24,239
in your car
1231
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,640
dave will probably go to the yorkshire
1232
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:28,719
same as us
1233
00:57:26,639 --> 00:57:31,679
mcdonald's still there donald not a
1234
00:57:28,719 --> 00:57:33,519
skinny scrub in a cook house oh yeah
1235
00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:35,279
great big ovens strokes used to get
1236
00:57:33,519 --> 00:57:37,039
active boy yeah i was on a farm when i
1237
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,960
had tractors and that then they sent me
1238
00:57:37,039 --> 00:57:41,039
out in a working party
1239
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,798
bit of a farmer yeah that'll kelly
1240
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:45,119
everybody's still there
1241
00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:46,798
biggest queen in the business
1242
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:48,318
hello
1243
00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:50,960
that's why did you get us two coffees
1244
00:57:48,318 --> 00:57:52,400
sure of course i will yeah know what
1245
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,679
happened to him
1246
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,200
he's swinging in his crate isn't he
1247
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,558
halfway out the building we're staring
1248
00:57:55,199 --> 00:57:58,719
at some birds
1249
00:57:56,559 --> 00:58:00,240
so he lets the rope slip nearly chops
1250
00:57:58,719 --> 00:58:02,078
his hand off yeah
1251
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:03,519
not only that but the next morning he
1252
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:05,760
does the same thing we're sitting at the
1253
00:58:03,519 --> 00:58:07,119
same bird oh i reckon he must fancier
1254
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,960
don't you yeah
1255
00:58:07,119 --> 00:58:10,559
two coffees was it yes please yes two
1256
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,079
and a half three then no two would be
1257
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:14,559
enough for now what two cups and
1258
00:58:12,079 --> 00:58:16,640
sunshine smart news but i only half of
1259
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:18,640
it anyhow remate comes along the night
1260
00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:20,159
didn't he it goes on excited scaffolding
1261
00:58:18,639 --> 00:58:22,239
turns up to work next morning up in a
1262
00:58:20,159 --> 00:58:24,318
cradle about 50 feet they all like caged
1263
00:58:22,239 --> 00:58:24,318
in
1264
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,480
any other government couldn't do as soon
1265
00:58:26,159 --> 00:58:30,078
as he broke my neck
1266
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,159
yeah rube you used to go out with terry
1267
00:58:30,079 --> 00:58:34,400
didn't you yeah why well after his
1268
00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:36,000
accident the council only sent his dad
1269
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,599
in a bill for five pounds for the eight
1270
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,309
buckets of sand they use clearing up the
1271
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:42,360
blood
1272
00:58:39,309 --> 00:58:42,360
[Music]
1273
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,440
you'll go to prison for four years it's
1274
00:58:47,838 --> 00:58:51,119
a shame about what happened to dave in
1275
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,559
it now you have to find yourself a new
1276
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:54,079
fella
1277
00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:55,760
well that's the thing you see what you
1278
00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:59,440
don't get caught for you're entitled to
1279
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,440
do they're looking after you all right
1280
00:59:00,318 --> 00:59:06,798
okay you know i've been staying in most
1281
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:07,838
of the time oh yeah i have honest no
1282
00:59:06,798 --> 00:59:08,719
boys
1283
00:59:07,838 --> 00:59:12,159
no
1284
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,159
i don't seem to be interested
1285
00:59:13,519 --> 00:59:17,280
what are you doing
1286
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,760
just stay at home
1287
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:22,079
like ever so bad tempered now never used
1288
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,079
to be
1289
00:59:22,239 --> 00:59:27,279
i'm writing a book
1290
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:29,679
it's gonna be called in out in see this
1291
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:31,519
skirt a month ago the skirt was too
1292
00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:34,239
tight for me look at it now i can get
1293
00:59:31,519 --> 00:59:35,119
our landfills off it that's dieting that
1294
00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:37,199
is
1295
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:38,640
i've missed you
1296
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:41,598
have you
1297
00:59:38,639 --> 00:59:43,598
have you really yeah
1298
00:59:41,599 --> 00:59:44,798
do you remember that barn off of the sid
1299
00:59:43,599 --> 00:59:46,960
cup mile
1300
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:48,960
and i said i loved you and you said do
1301
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,559
you
1302
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,720
yeah i do i had to invite my
1303
00:59:50,559 --> 00:59:56,160
father-in-law it was a shocking business
1304
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:58,318
he was 64. no i turned a light 65 and
1305
00:59:56,159 --> 01:00:00,159
his wife died and he began bringing back
1306
00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:03,440
old women misbehaving himself with him
1307
01:00:00,159 --> 01:00:06,798
in his room disgusting at his age too
1308
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,798
anyhow give us a quick love
1309
01:00:08,239 --> 01:00:11,919
stick it under the table with your
1310
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,839
chewing gum then go and get another cup
1311
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,838
of tea and i'll take it two cups of tea
1312
01:00:13,838 --> 01:00:18,318
and a packet of biscuits please she
1313
01:00:15,838 --> 01:00:20,798
liked the fur good at brixton market it
1314
01:00:18,318 --> 01:00:22,558
was a nice fur good color and all but it
1315
01:00:20,798 --> 01:00:24,719
turned out too short after she had her
1316
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:26,960
operation at the hospital she's taller
1317
01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:28,719
than ever ulster was all right
1318
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:31,519
a sort of university for them that
1319
01:00:28,719 --> 01:00:32,959
couldn't afford oxford
1320
01:00:31,519 --> 01:00:34,880
do you think it's too late for me to get
1321
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,559
myself a decent education because she's
1322
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,160
growing taller i have to have been
1323
01:00:36,559 --> 01:00:40,960
specially made for her he had a fellow
1324
01:00:38,159 --> 01:00:43,358
in the next cells done himself in no
1325
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,920
yeah now what he's done he's filled his
1326
01:00:43,358 --> 01:00:48,000
pot with water stood in it and plugged
1327
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,880
himself into the electric light socket
1328
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,358
oh
1329
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:53,920
silly bastard
1330
01:00:51,358 --> 01:00:56,639
well you got a dear john
1331
01:00:53,920 --> 01:01:00,599
you know a letter from his bird saying
1332
01:00:56,639 --> 01:01:00,598
that she didn't want to know anymore
1333
01:01:07,909 --> 01:01:11,039
[Music]
1334
01:01:18,639 --> 01:01:23,519
you know what i'm courting again oh
1335
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:25,200
you're not i met him up at the mission
1336
01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:27,920
you know one of them chilling dinners
1337
01:01:25,199 --> 01:01:30,318
for old age pensioners he kept asking me
1338
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:32,000
to get to tea of course i knew he had a
1339
01:01:30,318 --> 01:01:34,318
place of his own and that his wife had
1340
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,079
been dead 18 months but i didn't fancy
1341
01:01:34,318 --> 01:01:37,759
going up there because you know what men
1342
01:01:36,079 --> 01:01:40,640
are don't you all right as long as you
1343
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,319
keep your hand on your right leg
1344
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:44,639
but i went up sandy and cooked his
1345
01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:46,880
dinner for him oh it went off cold up
1346
01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:50,239
there yeah you'd have got a fart going
1347
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:52,880
for me i says why you cold ducky says
1348
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:55,919
get under them covers they never know
1349
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:57,358
when they're past it do they mrs ardy
1350
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,798
well what do you want i'm not taking any
1351
01:01:57,358 --> 01:02:00,639
ready money you all you've got it's
1352
01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:02,798
drawers i don't know
1353
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:05,199
well you all wear them don't you limey
1354
01:02:02,798 --> 01:02:08,559
eyes says when he asked me to be his
1355
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:11,598
housekeeper don't swear here he says
1356
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:13,599
this is gord's house well gold might tip
1357
01:02:11,599 --> 01:02:15,359
me i says
1358
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:17,838
what do you want but i don't really want
1359
01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:20,159
to get married again i had such a rotten
1360
01:02:17,838 --> 01:02:23,599
husband used to give me 38 bob a week
1361
01:02:20,159 --> 01:02:26,960
and stop two bob income table side this
1362
01:02:23,599 --> 01:02:28,720
one's 74 and he's got 50 quid he's
1363
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:31,519
promised to take me to bromsgrove for a
1364
01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:33,759
report that'd be lovely niger i've been
1365
01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:36,000
a widow for 14 years and i know how to
1366
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,359
look after myself and even if i don't
1367
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,519
there ain't much chance of me getting
1368
01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:41,920
the family way now is that
1369
01:02:39,519 --> 01:02:44,719
any pistols
1370
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,760
yeah nice pair of wooden undies yes oh i
1371
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,159
love them
1372
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:50,000
oh they're rotten at the crotch turned
1373
01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:52,558
enough now what's the matter with you
1374
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,880
scummy lil was here yesterday come round
1375
01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:57,839
ultra buying a pair of drawers held them
1376
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,680
up against us she did come off it i said
1377
01:02:57,838 --> 01:03:00,719
what do you want with a pair of drawers
1378
01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:03,919
right now what do you want for this
1379
01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:05,358
lovely thing here that turban yeah [ __ ]
1380
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,240
then he wants a fish
1381
01:03:05,358 --> 01:03:08,078
yeah
1382
01:03:06,239 --> 01:03:10,479
i'll give you taps
1383
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:11,599
warmed by a film star that was i might
1384
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:15,480
tell you
1385
01:03:11,599 --> 01:03:15,480
she told me to keep it quiet
1386
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,358
look what the doctor gave me it's nice
1387
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:49,920
yeah it was about nine last night i saw
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01:03:47,838 --> 01:03:51,920
the ambulance outside the house so i
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01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:54,079
went out and i met the ambulance man
1390
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:59,240
coming out of the telephone kiosk so i
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01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:59,240
said is it mrs hardy he says yeah
1392
01:04:02,719 --> 01:04:06,480
she was a scrubber all her life ever
1393
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:07,760
since she was fourteen she worked in
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01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:10,480
them baths
1395
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:12,000
baldy not in the summer damn drafty in
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01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,440
winter
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01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,679
surprised it didn't finish her off
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01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:18,559
sooner
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01:04:15,679 --> 01:04:21,279
i had this lodger died in bed
1400
01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:23,200
i had cold black air and i wore a pink
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01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,200
satin blouse
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01:04:23,199 --> 01:04:27,919
i laid him out and tied his jaw up with
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01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:29,598
a hanky to the bed rail
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01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:31,039
when my husband come in he says what
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01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:33,838
you've done that for they'll think you
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01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:33,839
strangled him
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01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:41,480
i'd sooner have a horse and cart to get
1408
01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:41,480
to the grave too soon in a motor
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01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:46,639
i says to arthur
1410
01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:47,519
if i ever die betty we win my knickers
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01:04:46,639 --> 01:04:49,759
on
1412
01:04:47,519 --> 01:04:52,239
and he says whoever you think's going to
1413
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:55,359
take liberties with you eh
1414
01:04:52,239 --> 01:04:58,318
you never know what says
1415
01:04:55,358 --> 01:05:01,598
are you frightened of dying sylvie no
1416
01:04:58,318 --> 01:05:01,599
you can't get up when you're dead
1417
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:07,440
hear about mr marple over the road he
1418
01:05:04,719 --> 01:05:10,159
won 70 quid on the pools and he spent it
1419
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:12,798
all on a stone for his grave he's got it
1420
01:05:10,159 --> 01:05:14,798
propped up in his backyard waiting
1421
01:05:12,798 --> 01:05:16,400
you ever seen one of their moons
1422
01:05:14,798 --> 01:05:18,559
oh you'd never think they'd get me in
1423
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:20,880
one of them would you i wouldn't like to
1424
01:05:18,559 --> 01:05:22,798
be cremated can't have no visitors to
1425
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:25,440
your grave just shut up in one of their
1426
01:05:22,798 --> 01:05:27,599
moons ain't much fun ah but i reckon it
1427
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:30,159
stops to spread a disease
1428
01:05:27,599 --> 01:05:33,359
the bodies don't get handled so much
1429
01:05:30,159 --> 01:05:34,639
the soil muster up something bad
1430
01:05:33,358 --> 01:05:36,400
they reckon you're in a standing
1431
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:38,558
position when you're cremated
1432
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,798
when they open the drapes you work along
1433
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:44,319
a slide until you're standing up
1434
01:05:40,798 --> 01:05:46,000
and then the relatives say goodbye
1435
01:05:44,318 --> 01:05:47,358
anyway she was paid up with her
1436
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,960
insurance
1437
01:05:47,358 --> 01:05:51,199
it's better to pay you bob a week and
1438
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:54,880
know you're going to be properly buried
1439
01:05:51,199 --> 01:05:54,879
not banged in with some stranger
1440
01:05:56,639 --> 01:06:01,038
remember the night terry got killed
1441
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,839
i was over margie's house washing the
1442
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:04,000
air
1443
01:06:01,838 --> 01:06:06,159
and rube came screaming down the road
1444
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,599
his eyes come out his teeth went through
1445
01:06:06,159 --> 01:06:09,358
the back of his head and the animal bars
1446
01:06:07,599 --> 01:06:10,559
went through his chest
1447
01:06:09,358 --> 01:06:14,759
poor roo
1448
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:14,760
she was getting engaged in a fortnight
1449
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,639
i told him i wanted to be buried just up
1450
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:26,880
the road not too far from home i was
1451
01:06:24,639 --> 01:06:28,879
born in battersea i lived all my life in
1452
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:33,240
battersea so i don't want to go get
1453
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:33,240
buried in wandsworth do i
1454
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,960
[ __ ] you see him do you know what
1455
01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:46,358
perhaps he's traveling with him twice
1456
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:46,358
and his wife no i'm not kidding
1457
01:06:47,519 --> 01:06:50,880
see that woman over there
1458
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,798
she's got a finger in all the screws in
1459
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:54,960
betsy hey do you want any cheap
1460
01:06:52,798 --> 01:06:56,639
underwear birdseed boxing gloves coming
1461
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,039
dancing tonight at the north pole
1462
01:06:56,639 --> 01:07:01,440
directly
1463
01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:03,599
oh sylvie look another gorgeous fell in
1464
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:06,000
that red shot should we go in are you
1465
01:07:03,599 --> 01:07:06,000
coming
1466
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,599
in there right
1467
01:07:07,599 --> 01:07:11,280
well june's got a pair of them i ain't
1468
01:07:09,599 --> 01:07:13,440
speaking to her no more you know
1469
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,880
well last night both babies sit in and
1470
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,159
these two floats came down for us you
1471
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,599
know and she said to me i'm going to
1472
01:07:16,159 --> 01:07:18,639
take the bed and i said you're not mate
1473
01:07:17,599 --> 01:07:21,300
you're going to take the soap and we'll
1474
01:07:18,639 --> 01:07:25,759
swap halfway
1475
01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:27,760
[Applause]
1476
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:29,359
you know what i really fancy black rinse
1477
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,799
with blue lights in it that's gonna
1478
01:07:29,358 --> 01:07:32,400
bleach my hair you know but sylvia
1479
01:07:30,798 --> 01:07:34,960
reckons i look like felicia beacon on a
1480
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:36,000
dark night why about that then hey just
1481
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,000
see her
1482
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,559
over there yeah she done her ass up all
1483
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,239
posh filled it with colors tasted like
1484
01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:43,839
the black and white minstrel show
1485
01:07:42,239 --> 01:07:45,118
brought you after bitter jungle juice
1486
01:07:43,838 --> 01:07:47,279
love my hustle
1487
01:07:45,119 --> 01:07:49,039
you never should we got the pears you
1488
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,559
wear shop we choose a couple of frogs i
1489
01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:52,559
broken off my engagement but i kept the
1490
01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:55,200
ring looked i got so depressed i took up
1491
01:07:52,559 --> 01:07:57,280
evening classes no any good volunteer i
1492
01:07:55,199 --> 01:07:59,519
only went twice and i'll give it up i
1493
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:01,440
silly to go to evening classes now i
1494
01:07:59,519 --> 01:08:02,880
mean you're only young once you spend
1495
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:05,220
all your time going to evening classes
1496
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:07,730
when you don't pay
1497
01:08:05,219 --> 01:08:10,480
[Music]
1498
01:08:07,730 --> 01:08:13,519
[Applause]
1499
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:33,679
sugar and spices
1500
01:08:13,519 --> 01:08:36,560
[Music]
1501
01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:39,930
cause my baby looks so sweet you know
1502
01:08:36,560 --> 01:09:03,539
she's sugar and spices
1503
01:08:39,930 --> 01:09:03,539
[Music]
1504
01:09:03,759 --> 01:09:07,399
when i see mr
1505
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:20,399
is
1506
01:09:17,010 --> 01:09:24,520
[Music]
1507
01:09:20,399 --> 01:09:24,519
you know my little kid
1508
01:09:37,759 --> 01:09:39,838
you
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