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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,515 --> 00:01:08,350 It was almost three months 2 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,586 after police found the first victim's body 3 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,255 that law enforcement officials caught their first break 4 00:01:13,389 --> 00:01:15,725 when they discovered the killer used a doorknob 5 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:17,292 to bash the victim's head in, 6 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:19,130 and then in an act of defiance, 7 00:01:19,261 --> 00:01:21,865 almost daring police to discover the murder weapon 8 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,200 that was right under their noses. 9 00:01:24,366 --> 00:01:26,036 When asked, detectives said 10 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,403 they'd never seen a case 11 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:28,856 where the killer taunted police... 12 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:42,218 This coffee's shit, I think the milk's bad or something. 13 00:01:42,719 --> 00:01:44,419 And I want my money back. 14 00:01:47,589 --> 00:01:48,793 Get the fuck outta here. 15 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:50,301 I just drank this coffee that tasted 16 00:01:50,325 --> 00:01:52,028 like a monkey's fucking asshole. 17 00:01:52,162 --> 00:01:53,328 I was just in here. 18 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,497 You were not just fucking in here. 19 00:01:55,631 --> 00:01:56,791 Now you're trying to tell me 20 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,367 that I wasn't just fucking in here. 21 00:01:59,936 --> 00:02:01,805 Motherfucker, I don't know you. 22 00:02:01,971 --> 00:02:04,240 Yeah, but I know who you are, Luis. 23 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,009 Get the fuck outta my store. 24 00:02:06,142 --> 00:02:07,442 Not without my money. 25 00:02:07,944 --> 00:02:09,578 Get the fuck out! 26 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,181 Go ahead, play the security camera footage. 27 00:02:12,314 --> 00:02:13,594 Motherfucker, I'm going to crack 28 00:02:13,649 --> 00:02:14,649 your fucking skull open! 29 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,918 You ain't gonna do shit. 30 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,452 Motherfucker, try me, motherfucker! 31 00:02:17,586 --> 00:02:18,798 - Play the fucking video. - Play the video. 32 00:02:18,822 --> 00:02:20,199 - Come on, mother... - Play the video. 33 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,591 I don't got no fucking security video! 34 00:02:23,592 --> 00:02:24,592 Oh, you don't? 35 00:02:27,263 --> 00:02:29,598 ♪ Good times coming again ♪ 36 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:30,767 You like that, huh? 37 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:34,904 ♪ Good times coming again ♪ 38 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,644 Stop squirming. 39 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,853 Such a strong piece, don't you think? 40 00:02:50,987 --> 00:02:52,755 Are you familiar with the artist? 41 00:02:52,889 --> 00:02:54,489 Oh yeah, Grace is amazing. 42 00:02:54,824 --> 00:02:56,225 I just think this newer work 43 00:02:56,358 --> 00:02:58,761 is such an interesting evolution of our practice, 44 00:02:58,895 --> 00:02:59,494 don't you? 45 00:02:59,628 --> 00:03:00,696 Definitely. 46 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:02,064 So is it something you think 47 00:03:02,198 --> 00:03:03,733 you'd wanna add to your collection or? 48 00:03:03,866 --> 00:03:06,869 Oh no, sorry, I'm only in NFTs right now. 49 00:03:08,436 --> 00:03:10,006 Cool, enjoy your night. 50 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:23,637 Shouldn't you be out there trying to make a sale? 51 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:25,620 Thought that's what gallery openings are for. 52 00:03:25,755 --> 00:03:27,498 - Mingling or something? - When you're a grownup, 53 00:03:27,522 --> 00:03:29,058 it's called networking, 54 00:03:29,191 --> 00:03:32,161 but no one would come to one of these things unless, ah, 55 00:03:32,328 --> 00:03:34,063 Christ Jesus. 56 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:43,005 What? Don't judge me, it's just Adderall. 57 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,174 Ah, the straw. 58 00:03:46,308 --> 00:03:47,943 It helps my anxiety. 59 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,111 I wasn't judging you. 60 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,948 My other friends who intern at galleries, 61 00:03:53,082 --> 00:03:54,960 they just tell me that usually the drugs come out 62 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,852 at the after party, not at the opening. 63 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,954 Look, do you wanna make a sale? 64 00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:01,724 Well then get out there and make one. 65 00:04:01,857 --> 00:04:03,993 Half the gallery's cut is yours. 66 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:05,361 Really? 67 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:08,931 My math sucks, but I know half of zero is zero. 68 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,534 And fucking Grace. 69 00:04:15,503 --> 00:04:17,414 I kind of went back to these fundamentals, like stamps. 70 00:04:17,438 --> 00:04:19,942 And I've been making my own stamps and carving... 71 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:23,245 There's no one here but friends and deadbeats. 72 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:24,612 Hey, Patrice. 73 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:27,349 Oh, congratulations, Grace. 74 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:29,184 Mm-hm. Any collectors coming? 75 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:30,786 Uh, yes, hi. 76 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:33,722 I've had correspondence with a lot of great people 77 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,924 and many have shown interest. 78 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,058 Any sales? 79 00:04:37,092 --> 00:04:38,427 Not yet. 80 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:40,162 What about press? 81 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:41,496 Figure Forty. 82 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,631 That's a blog, I meant press. 83 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:45,633 Yeah, well, we've been having 84 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:48,070 a conversation with some very good people. 85 00:04:48,203 --> 00:04:49,203 Who's we? 86 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:51,073 Leslie and I. 87 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:53,008 Hi, Grace, great show. 88 00:04:53,142 --> 00:04:55,377 Leslie's an intern, no offense, 89 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:58,612 but Anika Lund has a press agent at her gallery. 90 00:04:58,747 --> 00:05:00,614 And if we sell out this entire show, 91 00:05:00,749 --> 00:05:03,484 I'll spend ten thousand a month on one too. 92 00:05:03,785 --> 00:05:05,886 Anika also has a writer for the New York Times, 93 00:05:06,021 --> 00:05:07,789 The Kimono, doing an article. 94 00:05:07,923 --> 00:05:09,191 Hey, uh, Fern's here. 95 00:05:10,359 --> 00:05:11,559 She loves your work. 96 00:05:11,693 --> 00:05:13,204 I heard that you sold one of her pieces 97 00:05:13,228 --> 00:05:15,148 to the Morehouse Foundation, one of the big ones. 98 00:05:15,197 --> 00:05:16,865 Well, actually they have a relationship 99 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:18,467 that goes back a while and I know... 100 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:20,736 Why couldn't you have just offered them one of mine? 101 00:05:20,869 --> 00:05:23,105 Congratulations you two. 102 00:05:23,238 --> 00:05:24,306 Oh, the show looks great. 103 00:05:24,439 --> 00:05:25,906 Oh, so sweet of you to come. 104 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:27,986 I know you've been practically living in the studio. 105 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,344 When's your next show? 106 00:05:29,642 --> 00:05:31,213 Oh, soon. 107 00:05:31,346 --> 00:05:35,217 Mind if I swing by the studio and check out the progress? 108 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:37,561 Yeah, there's something that I would like to... 109 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:39,054 I was actually just asking Patrice 110 00:05:39,187 --> 00:05:41,456 why she couldn't offer any of my work 111 00:05:41,589 --> 00:05:43,624 to the Morehouse Foundation. 112 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:51,233 More wine? 113 00:06:12,387 --> 00:06:13,387 You son of a bitch. 114 00:06:14,823 --> 00:06:17,759 This coffee's shit, milk's bad or something. 115 00:06:19,995 --> 00:06:22,197 I'm not falling for that, motherfucker. 116 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:24,765 How's my boychik? 117 00:06:24,866 --> 00:06:26,233 Fucking fantastic. 118 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,203 What's wrong with those assholes? 119 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:30,415 - Those alter kakers? - They got their granny panties 120 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:33,375 in a bunch because Minnesota didn't cover the spread. 121 00:06:33,775 --> 00:06:35,443 Not to perpetuate a hateful stereotype, 122 00:06:35,576 --> 00:06:39,214 but those motherfuckers are some cheap motherfuckers. 123 00:06:39,381 --> 00:06:41,783 Mm. The only word I caught was "thief." 124 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:45,352 Anton and Andrei love the deli bit. 125 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:46,987 Clean up on aisle six! 126 00:06:48,823 --> 00:06:52,093 That's gonna prevent a lot of sticky fingers. 127 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:57,364 Look, 128 00:06:57,499 --> 00:06:58,499 we're a team, right? 129 00:06:58,631 --> 00:07:01,336 Andrei, Anton, you, me? 130 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:02,635 Yeah. 131 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,406 - Well we... - have a money problem. 132 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,475 You know that guy Lyle? 133 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:10,411 And that weird Irish guy that does his wet work for him? 134 00:07:10,544 --> 00:07:12,913 You know the one that never takes his jacket off indoors 135 00:07:13,047 --> 00:07:15,083 even though you say to him five times, hey, 136 00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:16,649 aren't you hot with that jacket on? 137 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,385 Gordon, yeah. 138 00:07:18,586 --> 00:07:23,491 - Oh, they're gone, locked up. - Taxes, like Al Capone. 139 00:07:23,624 --> 00:07:24,624 Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:24,692 --> 00:07:27,795 We need to find a new way... 141 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,465 to deal with the money. 142 00:07:35,202 --> 00:07:36,770 Let me see that. 143 00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:38,906 That hasn't gone out yet? It sold last week. 144 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,980 Got an email from Philip, he changed his mind. 145 00:07:41,242 --> 00:07:43,811 - Changed his mind? - I sent him a damn invoice. 146 00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:45,278 Said his wife thought they had 147 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,780 too many watercolors or something. 148 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:51,185 Since when have men started listening to their wives? 149 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:56,457 I told you, no more mail, only collection letters 150 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:58,658 or cancellation notices. 151 00:07:59,193 --> 00:08:01,395 Running a business is about learning 152 00:08:01,529 --> 00:08:02,930 fiscal prioritization. 153 00:08:03,631 --> 00:08:07,268 This is today's mail, you're looking at last week's. 154 00:08:07,401 --> 00:08:09,669 Remember, chronologically ordered piles 155 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:13,207 of fiscal prioritization, best I can do. 156 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,412 Sculpture Foundation Fundraiser. 157 00:08:18,878 --> 00:08:20,357 Bet a lot of collectors are gonna be there. 158 00:08:20,381 --> 00:08:22,383 Yeah, and I'd have to donate at least $10,000 159 00:08:22,516 --> 00:08:24,585 if I wanted to sit next to one of them. 160 00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,022 Anika's invitations are really nice. 161 00:08:29,523 --> 00:08:30,524 What? 162 00:08:30,691 --> 00:08:31,891 No, no, no, I'm just saying. 163 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:34,228 I was cutting costs. 164 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,332 You think she's going to Sculpture Foundation? 165 00:08:38,465 --> 00:08:39,733 Are you kidding? 166 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,901 She's probably gonna sit on some collector's lap. 167 00:08:42,036 --> 00:08:43,316 You know they have lower amounts 168 00:08:43,404 --> 00:08:44,964 where you just do drinks and not dinner. 169 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:46,674 So I can stand around the ice machine 170 00:08:46,807 --> 00:08:48,142 with all the other broke losers 171 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:50,477 and watch the connected people go in for dinner? 172 00:08:51,612 --> 00:08:52,947 Pass. 173 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:59,118 Fuck, speaking of people I owe money to. 174 00:08:59,253 --> 00:08:59,887 Fabricator? 175 00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:02,423 Dealer, drug dealer. 176 00:09:02,555 --> 00:09:05,226 Where do you think I got my Adderall from? 177 00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:07,094 Hmm, therapist? 178 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:09,662 Cut me off years ago. 179 00:09:17,371 --> 00:09:18,472 Hey, Nate. 180 00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:21,375 Yo girl, all good with you? 181 00:09:21,642 --> 00:09:22,775 Eh. 182 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:24,378 This stuff is dope. 183 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,390 This by the same guy who did all that weird shit 184 00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:27,880 with the magic markers? 185 00:09:28,015 --> 00:09:31,919 Oh, these are by a woman, so no, different artist, 186 00:09:32,119 --> 00:09:34,420 but I can see why you'd say that. 187 00:09:35,289 --> 00:09:37,358 They both have similar practices. 188 00:09:37,726 --> 00:09:38,993 Oh yeah? 189 00:09:39,225 --> 00:09:42,830 Not everyone catches that? The... similar practices. 190 00:09:42,962 --> 00:09:44,198 What can I say? 191 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,200 You've got a good eye, Nate. 192 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,469 How much this go for? 193 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:50,069 Five, minus the frame. 194 00:09:50,204 --> 00:09:52,171 - Five? - Thousand. 195 00:09:53,072 --> 00:09:55,541 Man, you sell it? 196 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:58,112 Hmm, not yet. 197 00:09:58,512 --> 00:10:01,381 But hey, you must know a lot of rich people. 198 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:02,875 How about you send them over my way 199 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:04,550 and I cut you in on any sale I make. 200 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:08,055 Fuck girl, you're the only class act I got. 201 00:10:09,289 --> 00:10:10,324 Ah... 202 00:10:11,357 --> 00:10:14,360 Listen, you know I love to hear about your hustle and all, 203 00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:20,067 but I came here to talk about my game, you know? 204 00:10:20,768 --> 00:10:21,969 I know. 205 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:24,338 And I know I owe you from last time, 206 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,407 but while I don't have cash right now, 207 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:31,445 I think I have something you would like. 208 00:10:32,412 --> 00:10:34,213 You know, I think you're hot and all. 209 00:10:34,348 --> 00:10:38,452 I love older women, but I told my lady I'd be better about... 210 00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:39,886 Not what I meant Nate. 211 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,267 Thank you. 212 00:10:56,569 --> 00:10:57,570 Patrice. 213 00:10:58,171 --> 00:10:59,639 - Hey Anika. - For Anika. 214 00:10:59,773 --> 00:11:03,343 Did you get the invitation to my opening? 215 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:05,311 Oh, I haven't gone through my mail yet. 216 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:07,613 I would love for you to come see my new show 217 00:11:07,749 --> 00:11:11,651 before I have to head off to Berlin for a studio visit. 218 00:11:11,884 --> 00:11:14,520 I know what you mean, I just had a studio visit myself. 219 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:15,621 Fern Davis? 220 00:11:15,756 --> 00:11:16,923 Yeah. 221 00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:19,125 God, I love her work, pure genius. 222 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,427 You just had a studio visit with Fern? 223 00:11:21,561 --> 00:11:22,995 Oh no, I just took a little peek 224 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:24,540 when I stopped by to bring her some tea 225 00:11:24,564 --> 00:11:26,399 I picked up in Shanghai last week. 226 00:11:26,599 --> 00:11:28,968 Oh, it's a wonderful time of year to be in Shanghai. 227 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,303 Really is. 228 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:33,539 Anika, we're gonna be late, again. 229 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:35,274 Just doesn't stop, does it? 230 00:11:35,408 --> 00:11:37,210 I have to get back to the gallery myself. 231 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:39,512 You never know, someone might be there. 232 00:11:39,645 --> 00:11:40,947 Don't be terrible. 233 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,216 You're the one who always makes fun of her. 234 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:46,319 Ah, fuck. 235 00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:52,257 Are you fucking Tony Montana, Gordon? 236 00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:54,626 That Cayman Island shit went out... 237 00:11:55,461 --> 00:11:57,296 before I was in the game, man. 238 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,231 Oh, yeah? 239 00:11:58,363 --> 00:11:59,575 Well how you handling your bag? 240 00:11:59,599 --> 00:12:01,366 You walk up in Chase Manhattan, 241 00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:03,035 said, "Let me make a deposit"? 242 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:05,505 My money goes through the dark web, 243 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,640 comes back cleaner than a nun's drawers. 244 00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:11,812 Speaking of, how's this here working out for you? 245 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:13,179 Are you kidding? 246 00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:18,050 Yo, this room here is like 49 hundred. 247 00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:20,353 I need to do three or four of these a week. 248 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,555 Pee panties for perverts, what a world. 249 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:25,490 But you gotta admire a man 250 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,161 who carves out a niche market for himself. 251 00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,228 You like that? 252 00:12:30,898 --> 00:12:32,297 I don't know. 253 00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:34,199 It's weird. 254 00:12:34,299 --> 00:12:35,567 That's art for you. 255 00:12:36,769 --> 00:12:40,106 Customer of mine was short of cash, gave me that instead. 256 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,775 Oh, you run the swap meet now. 257 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,310 What's this worth, like half a blunt? 258 00:12:46,211 --> 00:12:49,247 That shit there is worth 45 grand. 259 00:12:49,382 --> 00:12:51,083 Bullshit in a China shop. 260 00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:55,121 My girl Patrice, ain't no joke with that art stuff. 261 00:12:56,824 --> 00:12:58,725 Patrice, and where she at? 262 00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:00,258 The city. 263 00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:02,227 City. 264 00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:06,164 The city. 265 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,735 Oh yeah, I see you Patrice. 266 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:13,306 Yeah, girl. 267 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,141 I see you. 268 00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:39,130 Oh. 269 00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:41,633 May I help you? 270 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,211 Couldn't tell if you were open or closed, you know, 271 00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:44,737 You tied up in the back somewhere 272 00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,839 being held hostage? 273 00:13:46,974 --> 00:13:48,473 One business owner to another, 274 00:13:48,841 --> 00:13:50,585 you should invest in one of those little sliding 275 00:13:50,609 --> 00:13:53,846 open closed signs, you know, from a hardware store. 276 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:57,215 Only a nine dollar investment and tax deductible. 277 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,785 Let me know if you have any questions about the art. 278 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:01,286 Patrice, right? 279 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,256 Yeah. 280 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:08,360 Hey, so I do have a few questions. 281 00:14:10,362 --> 00:14:14,967 One of your collectors was showing me this piece. 282 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,869 Oh, which collector? 283 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,403 Really good friend of mine. 284 00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:23,208 Hmm, well what art are you curious about? 285 00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:30,315 Be frank, um, I don't wanna buy any art. 286 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,984 I wanna sell art. 287 00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:34,886 What? 288 00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:35,964 When Nate showed me this... 289 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:37,088 Nate. 290 00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:39,025 - Yeah, Nate. - Nate. 291 00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:42,762 - Nate, the panty per... - Person designer. 292 00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:44,897 He and I do some business together. 293 00:14:45,463 --> 00:14:47,700 And he was mentioning you were having a cash problem. 294 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,901 What? 295 00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,311 Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 296 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:51,870 You know, solvency is a problem 297 00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:56,441 a lot of young businessmen and... women... have. 298 00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:58,844 Well, my business is no business of yours. 299 00:14:58,977 --> 00:15:00,312 Well, not right now, but... 300 00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:03,381 I think we might be able to help each other out. 301 00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:04,983 I'm sorry, I'm not interested. 302 00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:09,620 What if I told you I have a valuable piece of art 303 00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:12,524 I'd like to sell, but I don't know 304 00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:14,392 anything about the machinations 305 00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:18,663 or the ins and outs of the financial art world. 306 00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:19,932 Mm-hmm. 307 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,935 But a successful gallery owner like yourself, 308 00:15:23,069 --> 00:15:28,573 I'm sure you know all the artistic legalese and whatnot. 309 00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:31,642 So, I propose, 310 00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:35,047 I give you the piece 311 00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:37,214 and I give you the money for it. 312 00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:42,286 You cut me a check minus a nice fee for yourself 313 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:45,589 and handle all the accounting paperwork 314 00:15:45,725 --> 00:15:48,426 and everything will be right as rain. 315 00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:49,695 Hmm. 316 00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:51,697 Because I want everything to be, you know, 317 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,664 this whole transaction on the up and up, 318 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:56,368 everything hunky dory, you know. 319 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,504 Clean as they say, like laundry. 320 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:04,141 Are you really mansplaining money laundering to me? 321 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,811 No, of course not. 322 00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:10,614 I need an expert for a very nuanced business transaction 323 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,217 and a mutual friend suggested I contact you 324 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,319 for your expertise. 325 00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:20,357 I'm wanna hire you as a... consultant. 326 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:22,293 Hmm. 327 00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,562 Thank you, but no. 328 00:16:26,865 --> 00:16:27,865 Are you sure? 329 00:16:28,632 --> 00:16:29,633 Yes. 330 00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:34,906 All right, well I'm not gonna waste your time 331 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,675 with a long spiel. 332 00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:41,578 My schmekel may not be snipped, 333 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:43,915 but I make the best bialys in town. 334 00:16:44,615 --> 00:16:48,920 I'll have some fresh for you, when you change your mind. 335 00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:52,022 - Thank you. - Hmm. 336 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:32,529 How much are these pieces of shit going for? 337 00:17:32,663 --> 00:17:35,532 Small ones are 75 thousand. 338 00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:38,302 I guess I'm too old to sell my eggs, aren't I? 339 00:17:38,435 --> 00:17:40,304 Lots of ads for that on campus. 340 00:17:42,239 --> 00:17:45,176 You didn't tell me Mae Li's working with Anika. 341 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:46,778 I don't even know who that is. 342 00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:49,346 Glasses with Anika. 343 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,950 She's only the top art advisor to the one percent. 344 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,583 Remember that African dictator's son 345 00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:55,486 bought a loft in Tribecca? 346 00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,723 Guess who helped him decorate? 347 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:02,659 Hello, Anika. 348 00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:06,097 Patrice, what a nice surprise. 349 00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:08,066 You mailed me an invitation. 350 00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,333 Nice design by the way. 351 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:11,468 Thank you. 352 00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:14,505 Patrice Capullo, I run Program Gallery. 353 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:15,940 Mae Li. 354 00:18:16,775 --> 00:18:19,643 Mae Li was just telling me she's already found homes 355 00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,278 for some of Vincent's work. 356 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:23,413 - Hmm. - African dictator's son? 357 00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:24,882 No, Brian Prithchard. 358 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,359 His father invented that coil thing 359 00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:27,503 that heats up when you vape. 360 00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:29,053 He's become quite the collector. 361 00:18:29,187 --> 00:18:31,488 I showed him Vincent's work and he's an enormous fan. 362 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:33,024 Told me to get one for him, 363 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:34,701 one for his wife and one for each of his girlfriends. 364 00:18:34,725 --> 00:18:35,860 What a sweetheart. 365 00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:37,427 I told Yuri Yvanivich he should 366 00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:38,395 have one too. 367 00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:39,629 He agreed. 368 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,800 What did he invent? 369 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,667 He's the biggest arms dealer in Ukraine 370 00:18:43,802 --> 00:18:45,136 and really developing an eye 371 00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:46,636 for contemporary post-modern work. 372 00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:47,931 He would love Cindy Sherman, 373 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:49,639 I bet he'd just eat her right up. 374 00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:53,978 Well as they say, the beauty is in the art, 375 00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:55,279 not the collector, no? 376 00:18:55,412 --> 00:18:56,652 My gallery's still at the point 377 00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:57,982 of selling to rich assholes 378 00:18:58,115 --> 00:18:59,850 but I hope soon to have a client base 379 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:01,919 of truly horrific people like these. 380 00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:04,454 Ahmad's an oil tycoon mobster type. 381 00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:06,090 I have a lot of those types. 382 00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:07,490 Lucky you. 383 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,036 I think he's actually had people killed. 384 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,528 Guess who wants to say hello? 385 00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,764 Ah, the Galvinsons. 386 00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,132 Hello, my dear. 387 00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:17,701 My two favorite collectors in the whole world. 388 00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:18,568 Fern? 389 00:19:18,769 --> 00:19:21,105 Patrice, hello, nice to see you. 390 00:19:21,238 --> 00:19:22,807 Photo op anybody? 391 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,177 Definitely, come, come, come, come, come. Matthew get the art. 392 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,111 Here. 393 00:19:27,244 --> 00:19:28,312 - Hey. - Hey. 394 00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:32,016 And ah, amazing. 395 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,793 Cunt, sorry. 396 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,529 You know I am super appreciative 397 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,431 of everything that you've done for me. 398 00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,971 Six years we've worked together 399 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:58,042 and your work has grown exponentially since then. 400 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,945 We have grown together. 401 00:20:04,048 --> 00:20:07,885 I also need you and your gallery to grow too. 402 00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,090 That just hasn't happened. 403 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,294 Okay? Anika has a staff. 404 00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:19,196 She has a press person. 405 00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:21,564 I got you reviews that we didn't have to pay for. 406 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,634 But Patrice, it's not just about the reviews, right? 407 00:20:24,768 --> 00:20:26,370 It's other things too. 408 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,972 You know, it's being able to have real invitations 409 00:20:29,106 --> 00:20:30,106 made for an opening 410 00:20:30,174 --> 00:20:33,110 or having a nice dinner after a show 411 00:20:33,243 --> 00:20:34,323 and not just drinks, right? 412 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,847 Like stuff like that matters. 413 00:20:38,048 --> 00:20:39,448 Can you do that? 414 00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:45,989 Yes, I can. 415 00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:50,928 And of course stuff like that matters. 416 00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:54,831 I didn't wanna say anything because, well, the gallery 417 00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,499 is going through some changes. 418 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,834 We have a new... 419 00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,644 I just need you to stay with me. 420 00:21:15,986 --> 00:21:19,555 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 421 00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:51,021 Ah, had a change of heart have we? 422 00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:53,656 Yep, where's the piece? 423 00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:55,425 Is that necessary? 424 00:21:55,725 --> 00:21:57,060 Yes, it's necessary. 425 00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:58,828 I need something to sell. 426 00:21:59,296 --> 00:22:00,797 Can't it just be anything? 427 00:22:01,064 --> 00:22:02,064 No. 428 00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:04,639 Well, didn't some guy put a mustache 429 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,902 on the Mona Lisa and call that art? 430 00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:09,672 Marcel Duchamp, but there's more to it than that. 431 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,809 I mean, I need a painting to catalog. 432 00:22:14,144 --> 00:22:15,779 Can it be something you already got? 433 00:22:16,312 --> 00:22:18,547 You mean, sell another artist's work 434 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:19,883 and not give them the money? 435 00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:21,649 Yeah, I'm down with that. 436 00:22:21,785 --> 00:22:23,195 Well then you'd have some real legitimacy problems. 437 00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:25,488 And I'm guessing that financial legitimacy 438 00:22:25,621 --> 00:22:26,823 is pretty important to you. 439 00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:28,825 And you are guessing absolutely right. 440 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,292 So I will call my guy, 441 00:22:30,427 --> 00:22:33,196 have him grab his brushes and whip something up. 442 00:22:33,997 --> 00:22:36,466 Would that be oil, acrylics or watercolors? 443 00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:37,933 See, been using the Googler 444 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,568 'cause I knew you were coming. 445 00:22:39,736 --> 00:22:41,104 Very impressive. 446 00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:42,772 What's hot right now? 447 00:22:45,074 --> 00:22:46,542 What am I supposed to paint? 448 00:22:46,674 --> 00:22:48,244 Fucking I don't know. 449 00:22:48,378 --> 00:22:50,946 Just paint anything, paint whatever you're thinkin' 'bout. 450 00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:52,515 Pizza, I'm hungry. 451 00:22:52,648 --> 00:22:53,983 For fucks... 452 00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:56,318 You goddamn jackass. 453 00:22:56,452 --> 00:22:57,820 Oh, I'm the jackass? 454 00:22:57,953 --> 00:22:59,389 Who's the fucking jackass? 455 00:22:59,522 --> 00:23:02,324 Me or the jackass who asked me to paint some shit? 456 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,793 I'm not a fucking artist. 457 00:23:04,193 --> 00:23:05,871 Motherfucker, you wanna make money, motherfucker, 458 00:23:05,895 --> 00:23:08,164 just... paint some goddamn thing. 459 00:23:08,298 --> 00:23:11,700 All right for Christ's sakes, I'll fucking paint. 460 00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:13,668 Asshole. 461 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:30,853 What's this bullshit you're asking my father to do? 462 00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:34,190 Oh, excuse me for trying to broaden our horizons. 463 00:23:34,323 --> 00:23:37,625 Would it kill us to add a little sophistication, 464 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,627 a little class to our business 465 00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:41,330 while we're trying to make money? 466 00:23:42,031 --> 00:23:44,767 I mean, my family, we wouldn't know culture 467 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:48,171 from corn beef, but your father and you, 468 00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:49,505 you're Europeans. 469 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,077 Isn't every other building over there 470 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:53,008 a museum or something like that? Hmm? 471 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:54,276 Get to the point. 472 00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:55,930 Hey, I'm just looking out for us here. 473 00:23:56,045 --> 00:23:58,280 I don't want us to end up like Lyle's crew. 474 00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:00,783 I bet that crazy Irish fuck 475 00:24:00,915 --> 00:24:02,685 finally took off his jacket, eh, Dad? 476 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,354 I'm just saying, these days it doesn't hurt 477 00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:09,024 to be a little more careful, and with that in mind... 478 00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:14,263 somebody's got a little problem 479 00:24:14,396 --> 00:24:18,000 they want taken care of by our boychik then you know, 480 00:24:18,134 --> 00:24:22,004 I suggest they buy art. 481 00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:23,605 Art? 482 00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:25,107 Yeah, art. 483 00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:28,110 What the frig do you know about art? 484 00:24:28,244 --> 00:24:30,279 What art school did you go to? 485 00:24:30,411 --> 00:24:32,348 Art school? 486 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,416 You know who went to art school? Hitler. 487 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,353 You wanna call yourself an artist? 488 00:24:37,486 --> 00:24:39,053 Boom, you're an artist. 489 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,732 It's not like you're running around saying you're a doctor, 490 00:24:40,756 --> 00:24:43,092 a lawyer or something serious. 491 00:24:43,224 --> 00:24:44,224 An artist. 492 00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:47,463 You're a moron. 493 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,832 A fucking idiot, fake Jew, 494 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,634 retard, moron. 495 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:52,935 Right and... 496 00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:56,237 who's gonna pay anything for this? 497 00:24:56,372 --> 00:24:59,475 My five year old makes better paintings 498 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,342 with his fingers. 499 00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:04,046 And that's the beauty of this, you fucking cretin. 500 00:25:05,281 --> 00:25:07,016 You remember Dave the Polack? 501 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:08,449 He tried to clean his money 502 00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:12,154 using his father-in-law's used car dealership. 503 00:25:12,288 --> 00:25:13,389 Oh, yeah. 504 00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:14,790 And they all got pinched. 505 00:25:14,923 --> 00:25:17,458 Yeah, 'cause even those schmucks at the IRS 506 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:20,062 knew those piece of shit cars that he was selling 507 00:25:20,195 --> 00:25:23,364 weren't worth the money he was trying to push through. 508 00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:25,768 But art, 509 00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:30,271 this ugly ass thing right here 510 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:32,640 that looks like a Smurf with diarrhea 511 00:25:32,775 --> 00:25:34,375 wiped his ass with it, 512 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:36,712 can sell for a million bucks 513 00:25:36,979 --> 00:25:40,215 and they wouldn't bat an eye. 514 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:45,553 So from now on, when there's a contract out, 515 00:25:45,688 --> 00:25:49,191 instead of a bag man with a duffle full of money, 516 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:52,728 here's the good part, 517 00:25:53,561 --> 00:25:58,066 they're gonna write a check to this classy, 518 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:03,238 fancy-smansy art gallery run by this artsy, fartsy 519 00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:06,407 young lady who will take a reasonable cut 520 00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:09,544 for herself and cut us 521 00:26:10,178 --> 00:26:15,083 a nice, clean, check. 522 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:30,965 Goddamn, that is one ugly motherfucker. 523 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:35,404 - No, well he has a... - An aesthetic. 524 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:37,505 Hmm? 525 00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:41,843 I got some pictures you'll like. 526 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,848 Hmm. 527 00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:54,956 Okay. 528 00:27:01,863 --> 00:27:03,732 To whom shall I...? 529 00:27:03,897 --> 00:27:05,933 Andrei Gorlich Trust. 530 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:11,839 A-N-D-R-E-I G-O-R-L-I-C-H Trust. 531 00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:13,308 Trust. 532 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,376 Mm-hmm. 533 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,211 So what happens now? 534 00:27:17,812 --> 00:27:19,380 Well, I generate an invoice, 535 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:22,150 put the work in my database and... 536 00:27:23,752 --> 00:27:24,787 What's the artist's name? 537 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,439 Oh, we hadn't thought about that. 538 00:27:26,553 --> 00:27:30,058 Oh, something that's not boring, like... 539 00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:32,260 Balthus or... 540 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:33,961 Beskeya. 541 00:27:35,229 --> 00:27:36,229 Bagman. 542 00:27:37,564 --> 00:27:38,564 The Bagman. 543 00:27:38,665 --> 00:27:39,665 Yeah. 544 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,870 Whatever. We're good? 545 00:27:43,004 --> 00:27:43,806 Hah. 546 00:27:43,937 --> 00:27:45,708 You best believe it. 547 00:27:45,907 --> 00:27:48,408 Clean as the board of health. 548 00:27:51,846 --> 00:27:53,146 Match made in heaven. 549 00:27:53,281 --> 00:27:55,582 Thank you, sir. 550 00:28:01,757 --> 00:28:03,391 - Thank you. - Welcome. 551 00:28:08,196 --> 00:28:09,196 Hah. 552 00:28:09,732 --> 00:28:13,233 This is a sub-zero, it connects to the internet. 553 00:28:13,368 --> 00:28:14,569 Sweet. 554 00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:17,904 And RSVP to the Sculpture Foundation fundraiser. 555 00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:19,941 Best table next to the richest, 556 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,144 most annoying fucking collectors ever. 557 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,146 Okay, don't take this the wrong way, 558 00:28:25,278 --> 00:28:27,683 but did a relative die and leave you money or something? 559 00:28:28,149 --> 00:28:29,484 I made a sale. 560 00:28:29,616 --> 00:28:31,119 Fuck yeah, what piece? 561 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:35,021 - It was an acquisition that I... - Through a third party. 562 00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:36,424 I mean, what's the work? 563 00:28:36,556 --> 00:28:38,000 I mean, is it something we can put on... 564 00:28:38,024 --> 00:28:40,927 RSVP, it's tonight, best seats. 565 00:28:41,062 --> 00:28:42,865 Uh, seats plural? 566 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,365 Seats, plural. 567 00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:47,870 That is unless you mind sitting next to someone 568 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:49,837 whose eggs are endangered. 569 00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:53,441 I think I can let that slide, thank you. 570 00:28:57,544 --> 00:28:58,544 Sorry. 571 00:29:05,385 --> 00:29:07,688 So, Samir's boss told him all this booze is donated. 572 00:29:07,822 --> 00:29:09,725 And like all these different vineyards fight 573 00:29:09,857 --> 00:29:11,925 to have their wine be the one they serve everyone. 574 00:29:12,058 --> 00:29:14,127 If those vineyards went through all the trouble, 575 00:29:14,262 --> 00:29:15,929 let's make sure to honor their work. 576 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,297 Clink! 577 00:29:21,401 --> 00:29:24,304 Oh fuck, it's The Kimono. 578 00:29:25,505 --> 00:29:26,874 In the seventh grade, 579 00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:28,368 the only thing I liked reading more 580 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,196 than The Babysitter's Club were her reviews. 581 00:29:30,343 --> 00:29:32,612 When I masturbate it's to the thought of Maxine Woods 582 00:29:32,748 --> 00:29:35,415 giving the gallery a full page spread. 583 00:29:36,918 --> 00:29:38,786 Sunday section, of course. 584 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,321 You win, want more wine? 585 00:29:41,455 --> 00:29:42,322 Double. 586 00:29:42,456 --> 00:29:43,456 Okay. 587 00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:44,792 Hi, excuse me. 588 00:29:44,926 --> 00:29:46,494 Hi, can we get double? 589 00:29:51,031 --> 00:29:52,199 Patrice? 590 00:29:54,702 --> 00:29:59,874 Oh, Doctor and Mrs. Galvinson, so good to see you. 591 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,209 We didn't expect to see you dear. 592 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,278 Anika made it sound as if you wouldn't... 593 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,013 Oh, there she is, Anika. 594 00:30:07,147 --> 00:30:08,147 Hi. 595 00:30:08,315 --> 00:30:09,583 Hello, Anika. 596 00:30:09,817 --> 00:30:11,084 Somebody's plus one? 597 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,552 Cute. 598 00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:14,197 My schedule freed up at the last minute 599 00:30:14,221 --> 00:30:15,923 and so, we decided to come. 600 00:30:16,056 --> 00:30:17,190 We? 601 00:30:17,324 --> 00:30:18,860 Don't mind me, two for you. 602 00:30:19,392 --> 00:30:21,127 Leslie, you remember the Galvinsons? 603 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:23,798 Of course, love your collection. 604 00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:26,265 You have a couple of Fern Davis's pieces, right? 605 00:30:26,399 --> 00:30:27,901 Leslie is my intern. 606 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,771 Oh, well how nice of your boss 607 00:30:30,904 --> 00:30:32,405 to bring you to such an event. 608 00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:34,040 Did you bring your assistant? 609 00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:36,309 Oh, I begged him to come, 610 00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:38,846 but he's setting up our new NFT division 611 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,180 so he stayed behind. 612 00:30:40,313 --> 00:30:42,281 Ah, the New Art market bubble. 613 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:43,818 Alan Myer's son has one. 614 00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:47,420 It is so great seeing you both here, Patrice. 615 00:30:47,553 --> 00:30:49,288 I mean, I have to apologize, 616 00:30:49,422 --> 00:30:51,657 I just haven't seen you at any of the events in a while. 617 00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,627 I just was under the impression you weren't 618 00:30:53,761 --> 00:30:54,862 coming tonight. 619 00:30:54,996 --> 00:30:56,530 Well, surprises are fun. 620 00:30:56,662 --> 00:30:58,799 I just thought the gallery wasn't doing well 621 00:30:58,932 --> 00:31:00,233 since Sebastian... 622 00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:02,068 Oh, well, she just closed this huge deal 623 00:31:02,201 --> 00:31:04,705 on a painting from the Bagman, so... 624 00:31:05,706 --> 00:31:06,773 The Bagman? 625 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,342 Is that a sub-genre offshoot 626 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:12,211 of the Pictures Generation Movement? 627 00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:16,515 Well, sort of a raw contemporary collection 628 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:19,251 with an urban sensibility and a low-fi aesthetic. 629 00:31:19,386 --> 00:31:20,519 Well, I can show you. 630 00:31:20,721 --> 00:31:22,588 I have it on Art Binder right here. 631 00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:23,790 Here just hold this. 632 00:31:27,326 --> 00:31:29,663 Perfect, right here. 633 00:31:31,163 --> 00:31:33,165 - It's so... ornate. - Ugly. 634 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,777 I mean the artist doesn't have the kind of 635 00:31:34,801 --> 00:31:36,938 refined process that you're used to seeing, 636 00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:40,206 but some collectors really gravitate towards pieces 637 00:31:40,339 --> 00:31:42,208 that are more unfashioned. 638 00:31:42,341 --> 00:31:44,946 And you say it already sold? 639 00:31:45,145 --> 00:31:46,847 Or maybe it's just on hold? 640 00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:48,849 You look great in that color. 641 00:31:48,982 --> 00:31:52,485 It sold, yeah. 642 00:31:52,753 --> 00:31:53,587 At? 643 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,956 150 thousand. 644 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:58,657 Isn't that rather high for an emerging artist? 645 00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:00,160 We better get our seats. 646 00:32:00,392 --> 00:32:01,895 We're at table five. 647 00:32:02,127 --> 00:32:03,597 Anika, you on the dais, hon? 648 00:32:05,197 --> 00:32:07,499 I'm at table 35. 649 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:10,937 Shall we? 650 00:32:11,072 --> 00:32:12,638 Yes, ah, great. 651 00:32:12,939 --> 00:32:13,939 Let me get those. 652 00:32:14,007 --> 00:32:15,008 Thank you. 653 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:18,110 That was awesome, I cannot wait to ask Matthew 654 00:32:18,244 --> 00:32:19,545 what Anika said after all that. 655 00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:21,280 How do you know so much about that sale? 656 00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:22,733 Oh, well you're always telling me 657 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,416 to keep the database organized, so. 658 00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:26,251 When did you scan it into the Art Binder? 659 00:32:26,385 --> 00:32:27,787 Oh yeah, no offense, 660 00:32:27,921 --> 00:32:29,823 but it hasn't exactly been crazy busy, you know. 661 00:32:29,956 --> 00:32:31,156 Oh no, no, it's fine. 662 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:32,534 It's fine, but just for the moment, 663 00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:35,294 can we just keep that sale on the DL? 664 00:32:35,427 --> 00:32:37,030 Why? 665 00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:38,573 It's like the biggest thing we've had since I've been here. 666 00:32:38,597 --> 00:32:40,066 The artist is very private 667 00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:41,801 and he doesn't know me very well. 668 00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:46,672 So, we're trying to establish the dealer-artist trust bond. 669 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,377 Okay, sorry. Shouldn't have... 670 00:32:50,509 --> 00:32:52,109 We just need to control his introduction 671 00:32:52,177 --> 00:32:53,345 to the marketplace. 672 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,548 Too much exposure too soon could be... 673 00:32:57,752 --> 00:32:58,985 detrimental. 674 00:33:10,362 --> 00:33:11,765 I'm sorry, 675 00:33:11,898 --> 00:33:13,818 we don't have any work from the Bagman available. 676 00:33:30,382 --> 00:33:32,317 Art revolution? 677 00:33:39,491 --> 00:33:40,659 There's not a wait list 678 00:33:40,794 --> 00:33:42,154 'cause there's nothing to wait for. 679 00:33:52,438 --> 00:33:55,041 It's all hush-hush, I don't know anything. 680 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,976 That's crazy. 681 00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:58,712 Patrice is acting really weird. 682 00:33:58,845 --> 00:33:59,679 Patrice is weird. 683 00:33:59,813 --> 00:34:01,413 The woman dropped Sebastian Stone. 684 00:34:01,546 --> 00:34:02,716 Who does that? 685 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:04,884 Gotta go. 686 00:34:05,017 --> 00:34:06,585 Well, what did she say? 687 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,988 Oh, uh, they don't offer refunds. 688 00:34:09,121 --> 00:34:10,388 You have the full appointment. 689 00:34:10,555 --> 00:34:13,258 Not about my acupuncture Matthew, the Bagman. 690 00:34:13,391 --> 00:34:14,728 Okay, she doesn't know. 691 00:34:14,861 --> 00:34:16,361 It's all handled through Patrice. 692 00:34:16,494 --> 00:34:18,464 Nobody who Leslie knows has any idea, 693 00:34:18,597 --> 00:34:21,868 but everybody wants one from all over the world. 694 00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:23,501 Paris, Milan, the Vatican. 695 00:34:23,635 --> 00:34:25,570 I'm aware Matthew, thank you. 696 00:34:26,538 --> 00:34:28,239 Would you go get me a green juice? 697 00:34:28,373 --> 00:34:30,110 Roots three point five, thank you. 698 00:34:30,642 --> 00:34:32,945 Of course, bitch, you know I'm here for all of it. 699 00:34:35,749 --> 00:34:36,949 Patrice is too much of a flake 700 00:34:37,016 --> 00:34:39,384 to handle something this big, right? 701 00:34:40,552 --> 00:34:41,997 And we're talking about the woman who was inhaling 702 00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:44,490 the shrimp at the Sculpture Foundation gala. 703 00:34:47,358 --> 00:34:48,593 Yep, well. 704 00:34:48,728 --> 00:34:50,496 My god, it's Figure Forty. 705 00:34:50,628 --> 00:34:52,074 It's a dumb art blog nobody even reads. 706 00:34:52,098 --> 00:34:53,675 I mean, don't tell Grace that or anything. 707 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:56,068 What part of keeping this to ourselves 708 00:34:56,202 --> 00:34:57,703 did you not understand? 709 00:34:57,870 --> 00:35:00,740 Would you understand better if I made a meme out of it? 710 00:35:00,873 --> 00:35:03,242 For fuck sake, we need to stop talking 711 00:35:03,374 --> 00:35:04,910 about this right now. 712 00:35:05,543 --> 00:35:07,545 For the first time since I've been here, 713 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,784 we have an artist blowing up and we can't talk about it? 714 00:35:11,217 --> 00:35:12,450 I had to say something. 715 00:35:12,584 --> 00:35:13,995 Do you know how dumb that makes me look 716 00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:15,362 if I don't know anything about our best artist? 717 00:35:15,386 --> 00:35:16,889 Just lie, like I told you. 718 00:35:17,022 --> 00:35:18,700 Says the dealer who dropped Sebastian Stone 719 00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:20,168 right before he did his motorcycle series. 720 00:35:20,192 --> 00:35:21,961 That has nothing to do with any of this. 721 00:35:22,094 --> 00:35:27,032 I told you specifically not to talk about the Bagman. 722 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,533 I'm handling it. 723 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,078 So then how come every time the phone rings, 724 00:35:30,102 --> 00:35:31,870 which was like never before weeks ago, 725 00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:33,706 and it's someone begging to give us money 726 00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,175 for a Bagman piece, you always make me deal with them? 727 00:35:36,341 --> 00:35:37,375 Answer the phone. 728 00:35:37,508 --> 00:35:38,944 So I can sound like an idiot? 729 00:35:39,078 --> 00:35:40,956 I mean, whether I tell them I don't know anything 730 00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:42,540 or nobody picks up, it's the same thing. 731 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:46,185 Part of your job is still to answer the phone. 732 00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:47,820 What are you so afraid of? 733 00:35:49,487 --> 00:35:51,727 Matthew told me Anika said that you're afraid of success. 734 00:35:52,091 --> 00:35:53,571 That that's why you dropped Sebastian. 735 00:35:53,658 --> 00:35:55,294 And you know, I don't know 736 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:56,570 that he was like becoming a star 737 00:35:56,594 --> 00:35:57,963 and you couldn't handle it. 738 00:35:59,898 --> 00:36:01,734 You may have blown your shot 739 00:36:01,934 --> 00:36:05,570 and wanna keep your gallery small, but not me. 740 00:36:07,306 --> 00:36:09,875 I didn't drop Sebastian because I couldn't handle it. 741 00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:13,679 I dropped Sebastian because I didn't want to handle it. 742 00:36:13,812 --> 00:36:16,480 Yes, he's a talented artist, 743 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,650 but he's also a misogynistic pig who harassed me, 744 00:36:19,785 --> 00:36:23,621 my assistant, the art handlers and their mothers. 745 00:36:24,388 --> 00:36:27,092 So fucking tell people then. 746 00:36:27,893 --> 00:36:30,528 Sebastian still makes a lot of people a lot of money. 747 00:36:30,762 --> 00:36:32,097 And when you make big sales, 748 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:35,067 you have the power to control the narrative. 749 00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:38,402 Right, so doesn't that mean 750 00:36:38,536 --> 00:36:40,205 that with all this Bagman shit, 751 00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:41,974 that you have the power again? 752 00:36:54,886 --> 00:36:55,887 Gordon. 753 00:36:56,888 --> 00:36:58,890 Hey, do I come to your place of business 754 00:36:59,024 --> 00:37:00,024 interrupting you? 755 00:37:00,558 --> 00:37:01,993 That's how we met, remember? 756 00:37:02,127 --> 00:37:03,403 All right, all right, all right. 757 00:37:03,427 --> 00:37:04,427 So what's up? 758 00:37:04,462 --> 00:37:05,463 I need another painting. 759 00:37:05,596 --> 00:37:07,032 What happened to one a week? 760 00:37:07,365 --> 00:37:08,867 It's for a real collector. 761 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,038 The sale's all lined up, $275,000. 762 00:37:13,171 --> 00:37:14,372 Give or take 10%. 763 00:37:14,605 --> 00:37:16,445 Don't bullshit a bullshitter, what's the scam? 764 00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:17,641 No scam. 765 00:37:17,776 --> 00:37:20,045 A legit collector wants to buy a piece 766 00:37:20,178 --> 00:37:21,412 from an emerging artist. 767 00:37:21,545 --> 00:37:22,857 Who the hell pays that kinda money 768 00:37:22,881 --> 00:37:24,515 for something they haven't even seen? 769 00:37:24,716 --> 00:37:26,636 Collectors buy stuff all the time, sight unseen. 770 00:37:26,718 --> 00:37:28,220 What kind of person 771 00:37:28,353 --> 00:37:30,164 pays that kind of money for those ugly pieces of shit? 772 00:37:30,188 --> 00:37:33,124 Collectors don't buy art because they like it. 773 00:37:33,258 --> 00:37:35,360 They buy it because they think they need it 774 00:37:35,526 --> 00:37:36,895 and they think they need it 775 00:37:37,028 --> 00:37:38,706 because they're afraid somebody else will get it. 776 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:40,699 That's the whole way pricing works. 777 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,344 Look, why don't you go ahead and do this thing yourself. 778 00:37:43,368 --> 00:37:44,402 You paint it. 779 00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:45,575 If you can sell it, great. 780 00:37:45,636 --> 00:37:46,938 Just give us our cut. 781 00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:49,206 Collectors are discerning, they'll know. 782 00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:55,847 So you want a glimpse inside the artist's mind? 783 00:37:57,548 --> 00:37:59,951 You giving interviews today, Rembrandt? 784 00:38:03,188 --> 00:38:05,190 You made those pieces of shit? 785 00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:07,325 Okay, can we not with the pieces of shit thing... 786 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:09,360 Ah, ah, no explanations. 787 00:38:09,761 --> 00:38:11,729 We'll have something for you tomorrow. 788 00:38:16,768 --> 00:38:18,088 I'll be having another one for you 789 00:38:18,169 --> 00:38:20,972 in like a week or so. Okay? 790 00:38:24,442 --> 00:38:25,475 Hey, you cool? 791 00:38:25,642 --> 00:38:29,246 Oh, yeah, thanks. 792 00:38:33,517 --> 00:38:35,552 Excellent, as usual. 793 00:38:36,054 --> 00:38:38,122 Pleasure doing business with you. 794 00:38:38,522 --> 00:38:39,791 Oh, I'm not sure if this thing 795 00:38:39,924 --> 00:38:42,427 like goes that way or that way. 796 00:38:42,827 --> 00:38:44,494 You'll figure it out. 797 00:39:03,748 --> 00:39:06,017 What do you think about this piece? 798 00:39:09,586 --> 00:39:11,122 I don't know. 799 00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:17,161 Got these circles and 800 00:39:18,496 --> 00:39:22,099 one of these Price Is Right flowers or some shit. 801 00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,769 Well, what's this guy saying? 802 00:39:27,004 --> 00:39:30,206 Well, she's recreating childhood memories. 803 00:39:31,709 --> 00:39:33,477 Her mother used to give her a sticker 804 00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:35,946 every time she got a good grade. 805 00:39:37,181 --> 00:39:41,217 In her execution, she only draws their shapes. 806 00:39:45,221 --> 00:39:47,358 So how am I supposed to get that? 807 00:39:47,857 --> 00:39:49,360 How's anybody? 808 00:39:49,727 --> 00:39:54,098 Well, nobody has to get anything. 809 00:39:55,597 --> 00:39:57,835 I'm just saying, for this artist, 810 00:39:57,967 --> 00:40:00,071 they're not just shapes, 811 00:40:01,105 --> 00:40:05,743 they're memories that we can tell are important to her. 812 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,246 Hmm. 813 00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:16,220 So when you look at my work, 814 00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:18,823 can you tell anything about me? 815 00:40:18,988 --> 00:40:22,092 I'm an art dealer, I'm not a mind reader. 816 00:40:23,461 --> 00:40:29,599 I know about Grace's work 'cause I know about Grace. 817 00:40:29,732 --> 00:40:31,000 Uh-huh. 818 00:40:31,135 --> 00:40:35,072 You, I hardly know you, so... 819 00:40:43,347 --> 00:40:46,150 So maybe I don't want anybody to know about me. 820 00:40:48,319 --> 00:40:51,121 When you make art from a truthful place, 821 00:40:52,122 --> 00:40:54,390 people find out something about you. 822 00:40:57,261 --> 00:40:58,329 It's fucked up, 823 00:40:58,462 --> 00:41:02,833 but we kind of have the same job you and me. 824 00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:09,639 We both sell products that people spend a fortune on 825 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,877 because of how those products make them feel. 826 00:41:15,746 --> 00:41:17,780 What's that got to do with me? 827 00:41:18,749 --> 00:41:21,285 You're a drug dealer, aren't you? 828 00:41:28,759 --> 00:41:29,927 I'm starting to see 829 00:41:30,059 --> 00:41:31,427 why he has an appreciative audience 830 00:41:31,562 --> 00:41:36,033 yet remains under the radar, the simplicity. 831 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:41,237 It's so present that it's almost a distraction at first. 832 00:41:41,471 --> 00:41:44,408 It takes a discerning collector with a trained eye. 833 00:41:44,641 --> 00:41:46,510 Which ones are available? 834 00:41:46,643 --> 00:41:48,045 None of them. 835 00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:49,211 Really? 836 00:41:49,313 --> 00:41:51,315 Sadly, I've spoken to the artist 837 00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:52,849 and his other gallerist, 838 00:41:52,982 --> 00:41:55,852 there's an extremely long wait list of collectors 839 00:41:55,985 --> 00:41:58,087 and some commissions too. 840 00:41:59,122 --> 00:42:03,393 We've always been a champion of you and all your artists. 841 00:42:03,526 --> 00:42:06,496 I know serious and established collectors 842 00:42:06,629 --> 00:42:07,897 such as yourselves 843 00:42:08,097 --> 00:42:10,600 understand that it's in everyone's best interest 844 00:42:10,733 --> 00:42:14,270 to give the most relevant work to those who show support 845 00:42:14,404 --> 00:42:15,505 not for a single artist, 846 00:42:15,638 --> 00:42:18,809 but for the gallery's program in general. 847 00:42:19,409 --> 00:42:24,981 Well, why don't you tell us more about Grace's new work? 848 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,133 Ahem. 849 00:43:18,201 --> 00:43:20,103 Gordon told me to... 850 00:43:20,803 --> 00:43:22,138 You almost done with that? 851 00:43:23,139 --> 00:43:25,108 Just gimme a second please. 852 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,136 What is this? 853 00:43:57,639 --> 00:43:59,207 What the fuck is this? 854 00:43:59,710 --> 00:44:01,144 How do you make that? 855 00:44:09,185 --> 00:44:15,625 Something about this excites me, scares me even. 856 00:44:18,796 --> 00:44:20,295 Why would that scare you? 857 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:27,202 You tell me, you're the artist. 858 00:44:31,474 --> 00:44:33,875 You think that Patrice puts as much value in 859 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:36,170 the process of making something than the final product? 860 00:44:36,211 --> 00:44:37,914 I mean, nobody does. 861 00:44:38,046 --> 00:44:40,148 Nobody cares about narrative anymore. 862 00:44:40,283 --> 00:44:43,418 There's so much going on with it, and the collectors! 863 00:44:43,553 --> 00:44:45,188 Oh, collectors, really? 864 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,440 My show has been up for weeks and you managed one sale 865 00:44:47,490 --> 00:44:50,625 but this guy who I've never seen before... 866 00:44:52,763 --> 00:44:53,923 He's got collectors lined up. 867 00:44:53,995 --> 00:44:55,997 Grace, can you give me a second? 868 00:44:56,132 --> 00:44:58,200 Sorry, is he your next show? 869 00:44:58,567 --> 00:44:59,634 Is he on the roster? 870 00:44:59,770 --> 00:45:00,770 Are you on the roster? 871 00:45:00,869 --> 00:45:02,003 You wanted to take... 872 00:45:02,138 --> 00:45:04,140 Oh my god, are you the Bagman? 873 00:45:06,174 --> 00:45:07,418 Oh, sorry. Do you think that everyone 874 00:45:07,442 --> 00:45:08,811 doesn't know about the Bagman? 875 00:45:08,944 --> 00:45:10,579 Because Leslie was telling everybody 876 00:45:10,713 --> 00:45:12,481 at the Grey Pillar opening about him. 877 00:45:12,614 --> 00:45:13,850 Oh, sorry. 878 00:45:13,982 --> 00:45:18,887 So, you're the Bagman. 879 00:45:19,187 --> 00:45:21,523 What do you know about a bag man? 880 00:45:21,656 --> 00:45:23,059 I really gotta deal with this. 881 00:45:23,191 --> 00:45:24,569 Deal with this, oh I'm so sorry, Patrice. 882 00:45:24,593 --> 00:45:26,204 I had no idea my career was such a goddamn 883 00:45:26,228 --> 00:45:27,840 inconvenience to you. You know what, fuck you. 884 00:45:27,864 --> 00:45:28,864 Hey bitch, chill out. 885 00:45:28,964 --> 00:45:30,298 Whoa. 886 00:45:30,767 --> 00:45:32,234 What? 887 00:45:32,934 --> 00:45:34,603 Let's have this conversation later. 888 00:45:34,737 --> 00:45:36,706 Fuck this freak show. 889 00:45:36,839 --> 00:45:38,373 - If you just want to... - Hold on. 890 00:45:39,941 --> 00:45:41,410 Grace, Grace! 891 00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:43,945 You're a straight white man making fucking boring 892 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:45,380 a straight white man art. 893 00:45:45,514 --> 00:45:47,516 You are making a killing in the art world 894 00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:51,353 by making safely abstract fucking wall décor. 895 00:45:51,486 --> 00:45:54,289 150 thousand for your first piece. 896 00:45:55,023 --> 00:45:57,259 Belongs at the Holiday Inn! 897 00:46:01,997 --> 00:46:03,165 I forgot I even had 898 00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,609 an email address till the Spanish girl 899 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:06,501 with the limp told me I had a message. 900 00:46:06,635 --> 00:46:08,503 I thought she was lying. 901 00:46:08,805 --> 00:46:11,606 But lo and behold, 902 00:46:14,643 --> 00:46:18,212 what on God's green earth is this? 903 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,683 It's, uh, conceptual art. 904 00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:23,151 What? 905 00:46:23,285 --> 00:46:26,354 It's a, you know, it's a type of artwork. 906 00:46:26,488 --> 00:46:28,990 I'll conceptual art your ass. 907 00:46:29,124 --> 00:46:31,592 Look, this thing's supposed to be a front. 908 00:46:31,727 --> 00:46:33,227 That means low profile. 909 00:46:33,361 --> 00:46:35,798 Why do I even have to tell you this is not good? 910 00:46:35,932 --> 00:46:36,998 Patrice thinks it's good. 911 00:46:37,132 --> 00:46:38,252 What else is she gonna say? 912 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,769 She's running a business. 913 00:46:39,902 --> 00:46:41,245 She's thinking about the money she's gonna make off you. 914 00:46:41,269 --> 00:46:42,280 Oh, and you and Andrei aren't? 915 00:46:42,304 --> 00:46:43,604 That's totally different. 916 00:46:43,739 --> 00:46:45,040 How is that different? 917 00:46:45,172 --> 00:46:48,242 Because that business is not our business. 918 00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:51,646 This is a problem, and not just for you and me, 919 00:46:51,781 --> 00:46:53,148 for everybody. 920 00:46:53,281 --> 00:46:54,958 Which means it's gonna be an even bigger problem. 921 00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:56,418 You understand? 922 00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:05,026 Let me ask you something. 923 00:47:06,728 --> 00:47:08,888 You ever think I'm gonna be good with Anton and Andrei? 924 00:47:09,030 --> 00:47:11,933 You know the kind of guys Andrei has working for him. 925 00:47:12,067 --> 00:47:15,036 I mean, you are like Einstein compared to those schlimazels. 926 00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:16,370 He knows you're a good earner. 927 00:47:16,438 --> 00:47:20,242 No, I mean like, you know, good. 928 00:47:21,076 --> 00:47:22,376 Like good, good? 929 00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:24,513 And for good. 930 00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:27,825 If you're saying what I think you're saying, 931 00:47:27,849 --> 00:47:29,316 I'd say don't say it again. 932 00:47:29,451 --> 00:47:31,453 Well then how long is long enough? 933 00:47:31,652 --> 00:47:33,789 When am I ever gonna be straight with these guys? 934 00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,359 I don't make the rules. 935 00:47:39,293 --> 00:47:42,264 You're a lifer, like me. 936 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,267 Sorry. 937 00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:01,515 Pan left. 938 00:48:07,521 --> 00:48:08,521 Hmm. 939 00:48:08,657 --> 00:48:09,657 Perfect. 940 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:11,293 Love the adjustment. 941 00:48:11,425 --> 00:48:13,227 Just wanted you to look over the wait list. 942 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,996 - Yeah. - I know that we had... 943 00:48:15,130 --> 00:48:16,831 No, not... not him. 944 00:48:16,965 --> 00:48:18,332 Please, please, Leslie. 945 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,001 Every time it's the same. 946 00:48:20,135 --> 00:48:21,435 I was wondering... 947 00:48:24,774 --> 00:48:25,774 What do you think? 948 00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:27,374 Ready for your big night? 949 00:48:28,810 --> 00:48:29,810 I don't know. 950 00:48:30,011 --> 00:48:32,112 It's okay to be nervous. 951 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:33,882 You're coming, aren't you? 952 00:48:35,115 --> 00:48:38,887 What's with the shrugs? This is a huge night for you. 953 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:41,756 Something you didn't know was inside of you 954 00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:44,059 is about to be shown to the whole world. 955 00:48:44,191 --> 00:48:46,191 Maybe there are people out there who don't want me 956 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:49,129 to open up and share what's inside of me with the world. 957 00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:52,333 You just described every artist's fear, ever. 958 00:48:52,466 --> 00:48:54,836 Right. 959 00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:55,805 Hey, what's up? 960 00:48:55,937 --> 00:48:57,338 Anyway? 961 00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:58,911 No, you don't need to bring anything. 962 00:48:58,974 --> 00:49:00,842 No, I told you I'm telling you the truth. 963 00:49:00,976 --> 00:49:02,643 - He makes trouble. - Yeah. 964 00:49:02,777 --> 00:49:05,080 Hold on, Patrice, it's my sister. 965 00:49:05,212 --> 00:49:07,682 She wants to know what people wear to things like this. 966 00:49:07,949 --> 00:49:09,149 Whatever. 967 00:49:10,051 --> 00:49:11,987 - She says whatever. - Hello. 968 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,856 No, I swear to God that's what she fucking said. 969 00:49:15,023 --> 00:49:16,490 Hi. 970 00:49:23,798 --> 00:49:28,636 - This... these are... - Tell me about them. 971 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:33,140 The complexity of urban identity. 972 00:49:33,941 --> 00:49:37,210 An examination of the individual's place 973 00:49:37,478 --> 00:49:39,914 in a culture of consumerism. 974 00:49:41,314 --> 00:49:43,484 The artist tries to capture the essence, 975 00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:46,319 what I like to call the breath of a concept. 976 00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:47,855 Were you talking to your sister? 977 00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:49,833 What's her email, we can add her to our mailing list. 978 00:49:49,857 --> 00:49:53,494 Okay, it's Nicole, N-I-C-O-L Marie. 979 00:49:53,627 --> 00:49:55,930 I would never say it's a good piece. 980 00:49:56,063 --> 00:49:59,768 But it's definitely eliciting a reaction in me. 981 00:49:59,901 --> 00:50:01,969 They make me feel... 982 00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:03,203 Angst. 983 00:50:04,705 --> 00:50:05,774 Foreboding. 984 00:50:05,907 --> 00:50:06,907 Dirty. 985 00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:10,343 Ooh. 986 00:50:10,711 --> 00:50:14,882 Doctor G, I think it's high time you get your wife home. 987 00:50:16,449 --> 00:50:18,284 Oh, I haven't seen that look 988 00:50:18,419 --> 00:50:21,722 since the California Clay Movement was revitalized. 989 00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:24,793 Let's get you home, dear. 990 00:50:24,959 --> 00:50:28,963 I have Pump Caryatid on my nightstand. 991 00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:33,134 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 992 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:34,567 Bye. 993 00:50:34,703 --> 00:50:35,936 - Bye. - Thank you. 994 00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:44,779 They love the work. 995 00:50:45,311 --> 00:50:47,448 They're going home to fuck each other's 996 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:50,250 brains out right now because of you. 997 00:50:50,617 --> 00:50:52,485 Well, you're the one who sold them on it. 998 00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:55,689 Oh, it's easier when it's good work. 999 00:50:57,124 --> 00:51:00,393 I think people are gonna respond to this show 1000 00:51:00,593 --> 00:51:04,564 because you see things in a way very few people do, 1001 00:51:05,032 --> 00:51:09,470 and they get to live vicariously through you. 1002 00:51:10,704 --> 00:51:11,740 Thanks. 1003 00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:14,008 And just to grease the wheels 1004 00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:17,711 and make sure they get the next one from the Bagman, 1005 00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:22,248 they just bought one of Grace's pieces. 1006 00:51:23,249 --> 00:51:24,517 Thank you. 1007 00:51:25,318 --> 00:51:26,720 You're welcome. 1008 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:40,934 You know, it wasn't until we caught 1009 00:51:41,068 --> 00:51:42,779 my Aunt Rachel taking leftovers outta the fridge 1010 00:51:42,803 --> 00:51:46,272 and mailing them to relatives that we realized 1011 00:51:46,405 --> 00:51:48,008 we needed to put her in a home. 1012 00:51:48,407 --> 00:51:49,743 It's a tax thing. 1013 00:51:49,877 --> 00:51:51,553 Collectors don't like to pay city or state taxes 1014 00:51:51,577 --> 00:51:53,881 so long as it's shipped out of state, 1015 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,316 like to a fine art storage facility. 1016 00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,186 You just said they picked them up. 1017 00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:02,622 I interned at this gallery and collectors would buy 1018 00:52:02,756 --> 00:52:05,524 a sculpture for three hundred thousand dollars 1019 00:52:05,658 --> 00:52:08,661 and we'd just pop it in the back of their Mercedes. 1020 00:52:08,796 --> 00:52:10,630 Then we'd start building these huge crates 1021 00:52:10,764 --> 00:52:14,234 and ship them empty to a storage facility. 1022 00:52:14,701 --> 00:52:17,637 So long as there's an invoice and proof 1023 00:52:17,771 --> 00:52:20,506 that we shipped it outta state, that's all they need. 1024 00:52:21,742 --> 00:52:24,643 It's funny to think there're these giant warehouses 1025 00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:28,081 with armed goons guarding empty boxes. 1026 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:37,924 Domestic violence, gender roles. 1027 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:39,391 Consumerism. 1028 00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:41,862 Lest we not forget an obvious hit piece 1029 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:44,965 on climate change deniers. I need it. 1030 00:52:45,397 --> 00:52:47,734 Not for sale, sorry. 1031 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,845 Take that Anika. 1032 00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:06,019 My show is fucking awesome. 1033 00:53:09,089 --> 00:53:10,589 Hey, Mr. Big Shot. 1034 00:53:11,624 --> 00:53:13,359 Why don't you fucking invite the cops here 1035 00:53:13,492 --> 00:53:14,828 while you're at it? 1036 00:53:14,961 --> 00:53:16,605 Paint a big fucking confession on the wall. 1037 00:53:16,629 --> 00:53:17,829 It's called art you dumb fuck. 1038 00:53:17,897 --> 00:53:19,431 The art was just a front. 1039 00:53:19,565 --> 00:53:21,210 We were all there when the fucking Black Dreidel 1040 00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:22,102 laid out the scam. 1041 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:23,535 Evening boys. 1042 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:25,839 Looking to start a collection or some trouble? 1043 00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:27,807 - You mind? - We're talking here. 1044 00:53:27,941 --> 00:53:29,541 - I do mind. - It's my fucking gallery. 1045 00:53:29,676 --> 00:53:31,011 Take it outside. 1046 00:53:31,144 --> 00:53:32,688 Hey, why don't you give us a second okay, lady. 1047 00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:35,215 Reggie, when did people start using "lady" 1048 00:53:35,348 --> 00:53:36,582 in the negative? 1049 00:53:36,716 --> 00:53:37,996 - What's that about? - Excuse me, 1050 00:53:38,118 --> 00:53:39,561 pardon me, it's my brother's show, excuse me. 1051 00:53:39,585 --> 00:53:41,755 Oh my god, will you look at this. 1052 00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:43,790 I feel like I'm one of the Real Housewives. 1053 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,692 Oh, you must be Patrice. 1054 00:53:45,825 --> 00:53:48,128 Oh honey, when Reggie told me about this, 1055 00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:49,428 I couldn't believe it. 1056 00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:50,730 You're a saint, I tell you, 1057 00:53:50,864 --> 00:53:52,631 a goddamn honest to fucking God saint. 1058 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:54,934 - Holy shit, is that lasagne. - Yes. 1059 00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:58,004 Reggie told me not to bring anything, but I can't not. 1060 00:53:58,138 --> 00:54:00,340 I feel schmatte, you know. Hope that's okay. 1061 00:54:00,472 --> 00:54:02,675 Although this feels more like a cheese cube crowd to me. 1062 00:54:02,809 --> 00:54:04,077 I'm just gonna... 1063 00:54:04,210 --> 00:54:06,411 Take it to the office, I love lasagne. 1064 00:54:06,545 --> 00:54:08,580 I'm not hungry now, but I will be later. 1065 00:54:08,715 --> 00:54:10,316 - Patrice. - Ah, so good to see you. 1066 00:54:10,449 --> 00:54:11,851 You two ass-hats 1067 00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:13,905 aren't gonna ruin my brother's big night are you? 1068 00:54:15,321 --> 00:54:16,756 Leslie. 1069 00:54:17,924 --> 00:54:20,159 Anyway, as I was saying... 1070 00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:27,000 sort of sexuality? 1071 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,267 I'll be right back. 1072 00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:30,202 You're so fucking good. 1073 00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:32,805 - Don't you feel awesome? - Yeah. 1074 00:54:33,773 --> 00:54:36,175 Hey, I got invited to a party by some cool art kids. 1075 00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:39,112 I mean they're like 20, but I told them 1076 00:54:39,245 --> 00:54:41,613 I'd bring the pharma. So do you have any? 1077 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:43,850 I don't have anything on me. 1078 00:54:43,983 --> 00:54:47,720 Can you get some, I mean, you're a... 1079 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:50,790 I'm not a drug dealer. 1080 00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:54,427 Oh really, then what was all this about then? 1081 00:54:54,559 --> 00:54:59,165 I mean, did you and Gordon like forget your cash cards? 1082 00:54:59,298 --> 00:55:01,466 Patrice, Patrice, I'm not a fucking artist 1083 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,102 and I'm not a fucking drug dealer. 1084 00:55:03,269 --> 00:55:06,906 You don't get to say whether or not you're an artist. 1085 00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:08,975 Other people get to say whether or not 1086 00:55:09,108 --> 00:55:10,142 you're an artist. 1087 00:55:10,276 --> 00:55:12,311 It's when you make people see something 1088 00:55:12,445 --> 00:55:16,449 they've never seen before, I mean, what is this? 1089 00:55:16,581 --> 00:55:18,650 If you're not an artist and you're not 1090 00:55:18,784 --> 00:55:20,820 a fucking drug dealer, then what? 1091 00:55:20,953 --> 00:55:23,723 Are you a bank robber? You're a bookmaker. 1092 00:55:23,856 --> 00:55:27,860 You break people's thumbs, you fucking... 1093 00:55:32,932 --> 00:55:33,932 Hmm. 1094 00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:38,971 You? 1095 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,819 Best internship ever. 1096 00:56:19,278 --> 00:56:21,180 - What the fuck? - It was locked. 1097 00:56:23,882 --> 00:56:25,918 Wouldn't fit through the mail slot. 1098 00:56:40,132 --> 00:56:41,133 I'm sorry. 1099 00:57:06,591 --> 00:57:08,227 I'm sorry, okay. 1100 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:16,201 That you kill people or that you used my gallery to help? 1101 00:57:16,702 --> 00:57:18,269 That you had to know. 1102 00:57:18,704 --> 00:57:20,138 That I found out? 1103 00:57:20,339 --> 00:57:21,340 Hmm? 1104 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,641 I knew that money laundering was a crime, 1105 00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:26,744 but it's a white collar, country club, 1106 00:57:26,878 --> 00:57:32,383 tennis court, jail kind of crime, but murder? 1107 00:57:33,251 --> 00:57:34,786 That's prison. 1108 00:57:37,589 --> 00:57:39,124 You didn't do nothing. 1109 00:57:40,993 --> 00:57:45,163 What kind of idiot is a front for a guy 1110 00:57:45,296 --> 00:57:48,367 who's own front is selling bagels? 1111 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:49,868 Bialys. 1112 00:57:50,201 --> 00:57:51,201 Really? 1113 00:57:52,504 --> 00:57:53,671 Gordon, I don't know. 1114 00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:55,940 He's really precious about it all. 1115 00:57:56,074 --> 00:57:59,177 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1116 00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:13,691 Could you really tell from my bags? What I do? 1117 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,397 Yeah, they're that good. 1118 00:58:27,038 --> 00:58:29,340 Doesn't that mean that you're that good too? 1119 00:58:34,546 --> 00:58:37,849 Okay, wait. But this one, this one is my favorite. 1120 00:58:40,518 --> 00:58:41,920 It's hypnotic, right? 1121 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,389 Bet that PR is worth more than 10 grand a month, huh? 1122 00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:49,526 Here we go. 1123 00:58:58,069 --> 00:59:01,973 ♪ You know I love you so ♪ 1124 00:59:04,677 --> 00:59:08,111 ♪ I'll never let you go ♪ 1125 00:59:10,882 --> 00:59:14,484 ♪ Please darling, say you do ♪ 1126 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,792 ♪ 'Cause I do love you ♪ 1127 00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:27,098 ♪ You know I love you so ♪ 1128 00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:29,434 Okay. 1129 00:59:30,235 --> 00:59:31,469 Nice. 1130 00:59:32,537 --> 00:59:34,472 ♪ Let you go ♪ 1131 00:59:34,606 --> 00:59:39,644 ♪ So darling say you do ♪ 1132 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:44,916 ♪ All my love belongs to you ♪ 1133 00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:48,186 Are you fucking kidding me? 1134 00:59:51,389 --> 00:59:53,925 "Not since 1949's Life Magazine article 1135 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:55,497 which heralded Pollack's drip period, 1136 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,730 have we seen an artist break out onto the scene 1137 00:59:57,861 --> 00:59:59,062 with such critical acclaim." 1138 00:59:59,197 --> 01:00:00,465 When asked about in... 1139 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,899 "spiration for the series, the gallerist 1140 01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:05,770 cryptically mentioned the Bagman 1141 01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:08,639 drawing from personal experiences." 1142 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,974 Jesus fucking... 1143 01:00:11,109 --> 01:00:12,909 Christ, there's more. 1144 01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:15,812 "The wondrous pieces are emotionally complex, 1145 01:00:15,947 --> 01:00:17,148 yet accessible. 1146 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,449 I, for one, am eagerly anticipating 1147 01:00:19,584 --> 01:00:22,886 the next creation by this young talent." 1148 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,224 You made the fucking paper. 1149 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:27,491 Not your name, 1150 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,626 but those things you made for Patrice's storefront. 1151 01:00:29,761 --> 01:00:30,962 This is big, Reg. 1152 01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,496 When'd you start getting the Times? 1153 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,398 I swiped it from that yuppy down the block. 1154 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:42,873 You go find that motherfucking Picasso wannabe asshole 1155 01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:45,443 and you bring him back here. 1156 01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:48,145 The show's over, fuckers! 1157 01:00:48,346 --> 01:00:49,814 "Show's opening culminated in 1158 01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:51,586 a hybrid performance that dared to address 1159 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,720 the combustible relationship between artist and gallerist." 1160 01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:56,219 Hmm. 1161 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,689 He's so hot too. 1162 01:00:57,854 --> 01:00:59,156 Like he's not usually my type, 1163 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,024 but I couldn't help but look at him. 1164 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,993 Definitely not the Sebastian Stone type, 1165 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:04,846 I mean he wouldn't even look me in the eyes. 1166 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:07,331 Words getting out about Sebastian, by the way... 1167 01:01:07,465 --> 01:01:09,433 It wasn't like I planned it. 1168 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:12,402 It wasn't something I wanted as a kid. 1169 01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:14,723 You know, I'm not a psycho or anything. 1170 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:20,210 I work with artists, trust me, you're not a psycho. 1171 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:26,249 My sister got in trouble a lot when we were kids. 1172 01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:33,523 Eventually she got in the junk and it got bad, real bad. 1173 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,661 She ran up this debt to a drug dealer 1174 01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,364 who was this piece of shit who worked for Andrei. 1175 01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,934 He wanted her to work it off. 1176 01:01:44,501 --> 01:01:46,002 Oh god. 1177 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,740 So I went and I found the guy. 1178 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:54,277 I tried to work something out, but this stubborn fuck, 1179 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,548 we got into it... 1180 01:02:00,785 --> 01:02:01,918 and I ended him. 1181 01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:07,825 You know, you can't just knock off 1182 01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:09,459 one of Andrei's guys like that, 1183 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:15,966 or he makes a call and I go away forever. 1184 01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,937 Anyway, that's how they got me. 1185 01:02:21,706 --> 01:02:23,407 Now they got you too. 1186 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,278 You got family? 1187 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,281 I have art. 1188 01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:41,290 You have a favorite artist? 1189 01:02:42,693 --> 01:02:44,126 Bas Jan Ader. 1190 01:02:46,530 --> 01:02:49,433 He died, actually, while making art. 1191 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,969 Got lost trying to cross the Atlantic on a 12 foot boat. 1192 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:06,751 So that was his art, just... getting lost. 1193 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:11,587 Conceptual art, just an idea. 1194 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,396 Thanks, that was delicious. 1195 01:03:19,528 --> 01:03:22,466 When I think about my top life experiences, 1196 01:03:22,598 --> 01:03:23,632 I'm torn between 1197 01:03:23,768 --> 01:03:25,208 Walter De Maria's The Lightning Field 1198 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,504 and their clams casino. 1199 01:03:27,636 --> 01:03:29,906 Why did I let myself be happy for 10 minutes? 1200 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,373 Hey, Reg. 1201 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:33,342 Look at you all out and about being social, 1202 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:35,555 though I can't say I pegged the friend here as your type. 1203 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,682 No offense, I like the gallery. 1204 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,081 Be a shame if... 1205 01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:41,051 Something were to happen to it, really? 1206 01:03:41,183 --> 01:03:43,118 Wow, brains and a mouth on this one. 1207 01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:44,588 Yeah, tell me about it. 1208 01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:47,122 Anyway, Andrei and Anton want to see you. 1209 01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:48,724 Both of you. 1210 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:49,860 - Hey. - Hands off. 1211 01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:55,297 What the? 1212 01:03:56,031 --> 01:03:57,099 Sorry. 1213 01:04:01,136 --> 01:04:03,239 You have to make every little thing 1214 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:05,675 a kick in the nuts, don't you? 1215 01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:08,043 All we wanted to do was talk. 1216 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,679 That's what we're doing right now. 1217 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:11,573 You didn't really have a choice now, did you? 1218 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,916 Fuck I didn't. 1219 01:04:13,048 --> 01:04:14,894 I didn't wanna cause a scene in front of her place. 1220 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:16,662 Oh, but you want to be all over the fricking newspaper? 1221 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,522 Well, technically his expression is in the paper. 1222 01:04:19,655 --> 01:04:20,690 Not him. 1223 01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:26,395 But I-I-I think it's better for an artist to remain anonymous. 1224 01:04:28,597 --> 01:04:31,701 The Black Dreidel says that maybe 1225 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:35,170 you're no longer happy working for me. 1226 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,640 No, I, um, 1227 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:42,411 was just hoping that maybe you and I were straight. 1228 01:04:42,746 --> 01:04:43,746 Hm. 1229 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,284 The first time? 1230 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:50,754 You did a great job. 1231 01:04:51,153 --> 01:04:54,323 And I told the Black Dreidel, "That guy's talented, 1232 01:04:54,456 --> 01:04:56,392 he'll do very well for us." 1233 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:03,532 And when a man is good at his job, he doesn't leave. 1234 01:05:06,703 --> 01:05:07,703 Right? 1235 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:10,539 Hmm. 1236 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,174 You like lamb chops? 1237 01:05:14,075 --> 01:05:15,075 Parmigiana. 1238 01:05:15,177 --> 01:05:17,313 Parmigiana. 1239 01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:20,649 Americana. 1240 01:05:21,616 --> 01:05:24,688 I do the best chops in New Jersey. 1241 01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:26,589 Absolutely the best. 1242 01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:28,657 Glad I came. 1243 01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,426 Now. 1244 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:35,765 Here, we don't want a starving artist, do we? 1245 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,869 Art dealer, actually, but thank you. 1246 01:05:43,104 --> 01:05:44,506 Good and loyal workers 1247 01:05:44,639 --> 01:05:49,544 become just like family and family never leave. 1248 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:53,248 Reggie... 1249 01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:55,684 he's family. 1250 01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:59,654 Black Dreidle, he's family too. 1251 01:06:00,121 --> 01:06:01,357 And you. 1252 01:06:09,164 --> 01:06:11,299 You're part of this family now. 1253 01:06:14,302 --> 01:06:15,503 Salute. 1254 01:06:17,773 --> 01:06:19,274 Salute. 1255 01:06:23,244 --> 01:06:25,015 My god, Patrice, where have you been? 1256 01:06:25,146 --> 01:06:26,649 - Not now. - Okay, well I... 1257 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:28,118 - Just... - You are not 1258 01:06:28,249 --> 01:06:29,852 - going to believe... - One second. 1259 01:06:31,619 --> 01:06:35,825 Please, please, Leslie, please. 1260 01:06:36,524 --> 01:06:38,560 - Oh. - I hope you don't mind. 1261 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:41,864 Your assistant said it'd be okay if I waited in here. 1262 01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,667 It's quite busy out there. 1263 01:06:44,165 --> 01:06:45,734 Welcome back, Patrice. 1264 01:06:46,101 --> 01:06:48,938 Well, I have your article to thank for it, so. 1265 01:06:49,071 --> 01:06:50,581 You know, when you didn't return my call, 1266 01:06:50,605 --> 01:06:52,373 I became rather curious. 1267 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:55,010 So I decided to come in and take a peek for myself. 1268 01:06:55,144 --> 01:06:56,412 My apologies, 1269 01:06:56,544 --> 01:06:58,414 I've been dealing with some developments. 1270 01:06:58,546 --> 01:07:00,448 I bet, well, you're clearly busy. 1271 01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:02,316 So I'll get right to the point. 1272 01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:05,520 I would like to do a piece on the Bagman. 1273 01:07:06,454 --> 01:07:08,058 What particular day of the week 1274 01:07:08,189 --> 01:07:10,025 would this article come out? 1275 01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:12,761 Sunday, yes. 1276 01:07:13,261 --> 01:07:15,065 I would love nothing more than for you 1277 01:07:15,196 --> 01:07:16,664 to do an article on the Bagman, 1278 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:21,202 but what you've written already is more than enough. 1279 01:07:21,335 --> 01:07:22,871 Oh no, no, that was just a review. 1280 01:07:23,005 --> 01:07:27,142 I'm referring to a full piece, like a deeper exploration. 1281 01:07:27,275 --> 01:07:31,947 Uh, it's a crazy time now with the show and everything. 1282 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,183 It's the show that I mean to explore. 1283 01:07:34,315 --> 01:07:35,984 Oh, well I just... 1284 01:07:39,587 --> 01:07:41,522 I can't, sorry. 1285 01:07:41,656 --> 01:07:43,357 You understand that this would be 1286 01:07:43,491 --> 01:07:46,195 great exposure for you, the gallery, the artist. 1287 01:07:46,394 --> 01:07:49,031 Yes, we just don't need any exposure. 1288 01:07:49,164 --> 01:07:51,599 Do you understand what you're doing right now? 1289 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,735 Yes. 1290 01:07:52,868 --> 01:07:55,569 I mean, are you aware that I could... 1291 01:07:55,704 --> 01:07:57,005 I don't want your article! 1292 01:07:59,273 --> 01:08:01,509 Oh, Ms. Woods... 1293 01:08:04,278 --> 01:08:06,848 I am so fucking sorry. I... 1294 01:08:06,982 --> 01:08:08,884 It's perfectly fine. 1295 01:08:09,283 --> 01:08:10,686 You have no idea how much I... 1296 01:08:10,819 --> 01:08:14,555 Patrice, listen, that was completely unexpected, 1297 01:08:14,823 --> 01:08:17,092 but it was honest, so you know what? 1298 01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:19,494 I'm gonna be honest in return. 1299 01:08:20,461 --> 01:08:22,630 I'm not used to being told no. 1300 01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:24,632 I hear it all the time. 1301 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:28,036 And I gotta warn you, when I hear no, 1302 01:08:28,837 --> 01:08:31,472 it makes me want something even more. 1303 01:08:36,443 --> 01:08:38,546 He has other opportunities for him. 1304 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,016 Did we not just have this conversation a few nights ago? 1305 01:08:41,149 --> 01:08:43,985 Andrei not only has things in his walk-in freezer 1306 01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:46,453 with four legs, some have only two. 1307 01:08:46,587 --> 01:08:48,099 He doesn't wanna do it anymore, Gordon. 1308 01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:49,700 And I don't wanna walk down Christopher Street 1309 01:08:49,724 --> 01:08:51,159 and be whistled at, 1310 01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:53,460 but sure as God made little green apples, it happens. 1311 01:08:53,594 --> 01:08:56,131 What could we give or get Andrei to let us go? 1312 01:08:56,264 --> 01:08:57,531 Nothing! 1313 01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:59,234 How clear do I have to make this to you? 1314 01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:01,870 Does he have to pull his knife on you again 1315 01:09:02,003 --> 01:09:03,003 to make this any clearer? 1316 01:09:03,071 --> 01:09:04,304 There's always something. 1317 01:09:04,438 --> 01:09:06,340 He's not going to let you out of this. 1318 01:09:06,473 --> 01:09:07,742 Either of you. 1319 01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:09,576 You're both too valuable, man. 1320 01:09:09,711 --> 01:09:11,388 We need to give him something that's more valuable. 1321 01:09:11,412 --> 01:09:14,215 What, you think she can get The MET to launder his money? 1322 01:09:14,448 --> 01:09:15,516 What about a red file? 1323 01:09:15,684 --> 01:09:16,951 Oh, a golden meatball. 1324 01:09:17,085 --> 01:09:18,652 So now we're doing Day of the Jackal. 1325 01:09:18,787 --> 01:09:20,097 You're gonna punch the Pope's ticket? 1326 01:09:20,121 --> 01:09:23,024 Gordon, you always looked out for me 1327 01:09:23,258 --> 01:09:25,526 and I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that. 1328 01:09:25,659 --> 01:09:27,528 But these guys would just as soon shoot us 1329 01:09:27,661 --> 01:09:29,663 as scratch their fucking nuts. 1330 01:09:30,265 --> 01:09:31,299 I have no life. 1331 01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:34,035 All I do is what these assholes want. 1332 01:09:34,368 --> 01:09:36,603 And all of a sudden, in walks her and she offers me 1333 01:09:36,738 --> 01:09:38,106 a chance at a new life, 1334 01:09:38,239 --> 01:09:40,474 one I would've never would fucking dreamed of. 1335 01:09:40,775 --> 01:09:42,552 - I gotta try to take this. - What the fuck was that? 1336 01:09:42,576 --> 01:09:44,344 Your "I Have A Dream" speech? 1337 01:09:44,545 --> 01:09:47,815 Listen to me, bubi, not all of us get to have a dream. 1338 01:09:47,949 --> 01:09:49,449 What's the Yiddish word for myopic? 1339 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:52,586 Jesus, Gordon! What's a red file? 1340 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,223 It's, you know, unkillable people 1341 01:09:55,355 --> 01:09:59,193 you know, sex traffickers, kingpins. 1342 01:09:59,327 --> 01:10:01,796 People nobody can get to, but everybody wants taken out. 1343 01:10:01,930 --> 01:10:03,097 Drug dealer, drug maker. 1344 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:04,699 Politician or Wall Street. 1345 01:10:04,832 --> 01:10:06,542 Rich and powerful men who aren't exactly Boy Scouts, 1346 01:10:06,566 --> 01:10:08,703 but, you know, people you don't know 1347 01:10:08,836 --> 01:10:10,404 and people you don't want to know. 1348 01:10:10,872 --> 01:10:12,974 Truly horrific people? 1349 01:10:13,407 --> 01:10:14,407 Mmm! 1350 01:10:16,678 --> 01:10:19,714 So glad you finally called me. 1351 01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:20,847 Hi. 1352 01:10:20,915 --> 01:10:22,717 I'll do a Dobel tequila on the rocks 1353 01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:24,118 with a piece of lime, please. 1354 01:10:25,552 --> 01:10:28,322 Listen, between us, 1355 01:10:28,455 --> 01:10:31,424 when that whole Sebastian Stone drama was going down, 1356 01:10:31,591 --> 01:10:33,327 everyone thought you were nuts. 1357 01:10:33,995 --> 01:10:37,331 Not me, I always knew you were a talented dark horse. 1358 01:10:37,665 --> 01:10:39,700 Your discerning eye is graciously appreciated. 1359 01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:43,304 Tell me about the Bagman, I need to know everything. 1360 01:10:43,603 --> 01:10:45,215 Well I have this really make or break moment 1361 01:10:45,239 --> 01:10:47,842 with him and with the whole world suddenly watching. 1362 01:10:47,975 --> 01:10:49,043 It is imperative 1363 01:10:49,177 --> 01:10:50,978 I help you find just the right collector. 1364 01:10:51,212 --> 01:10:54,148 Well, he's non-traditional and the piece 1365 01:10:54,282 --> 01:10:55,750 is personal to him. 1366 01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:58,786 So personal, in fact, that he insists 1367 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:01,322 on meeting the collector first. 1368 01:11:01,454 --> 01:11:03,423 Of course, and by the way, 1369 01:11:03,555 --> 01:11:06,694 I love outsider artists, that raw talent 1370 01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:09,663 uninhibited by the form that grad schools demand. 1371 01:11:10,264 --> 01:11:11,264 I want one. 1372 01:11:11,299 --> 01:11:12,532 Ha. 1373 01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:15,403 Yeah, I have to warn you, 1374 01:11:15,567 --> 01:11:19,306 there's a darkness present in his work and it's in him too. 1375 01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:20,449 He's not afraid to show it. 1376 01:11:20,473 --> 01:11:21,776 He shouldn't be. 1377 01:11:22,176 --> 01:11:23,744 I love darkness. 1378 01:11:23,878 --> 01:11:26,513 All the serious collectors appreciate it too. 1379 01:11:26,646 --> 01:11:28,286 I would love to be able to tell my artist 1380 01:11:28,382 --> 01:11:29,215 who's interested. 1381 01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:30,483 They all are. 1382 01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:32,218 If I tell them to be. 1383 01:11:33,754 --> 01:11:35,522 I know a certain someone who would appreciate 1384 01:11:35,655 --> 01:11:37,725 the Bagman more than most. 1385 01:11:40,027 --> 01:11:41,227 Give me a name. 1386 01:11:42,296 --> 01:11:43,595 I'd love to. 1387 01:11:43,731 --> 01:11:45,474 But you should see these NDAs I've had to sign. 1388 01:11:45,498 --> 01:11:48,135 They make you fear for your own life. 1389 01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:51,105 These men take their privacy very seriously. 1390 01:11:51,739 --> 01:11:55,843 Men like Yuri Yvanivich, or your friend, Ahmad? 1391 01:11:56,476 --> 01:11:58,846 Does the Ukrainian arms dealer or his buddies 1392 01:11:58,979 --> 01:12:03,150 know that you share their Instagram pages with everyone? 1393 01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:06,987 I wonder what the NDAs would say about that. 1394 01:12:12,592 --> 01:12:13,927 She'll have another. 1395 01:12:14,295 --> 01:12:16,730 And here's the hit parade. 1396 01:12:16,864 --> 01:12:20,234 Any name on that list will do, nothing less. 1397 01:12:20,632 --> 01:12:22,770 It's a lot of Russian, Chinese. 1398 01:12:22,902 --> 01:12:24,537 Sounds promising. 1399 01:12:24,671 --> 01:12:25,782 These guys have serious protection. 1400 01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,007 We're never gonna get close. 1401 01:12:27,141 --> 01:12:28,541 You're worried about that now? 1402 01:12:29,009 --> 01:12:32,246 What if I did like five of my usual guys 1403 01:12:32,379 --> 01:12:33,645 instead of the red file? 1404 01:12:33,814 --> 01:12:35,458 This is not some fuckin' Chinese takeout menu 1405 01:12:35,482 --> 01:12:38,118 where you get two from column A, three from column... 1406 01:12:41,054 --> 01:12:42,956 Did anyone get a chance to 1407 01:12:43,090 --> 01:12:45,525 take a look at today's specials? 1408 01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:50,264 And closing a red file for free? 1409 01:12:51,798 --> 01:12:55,635 It's ambitious proposal, even for the Black Dreidel. 1410 01:12:55,769 --> 01:12:58,570 Black Dreidel. 1411 01:12:59,706 --> 01:13:03,309 But to me it sounds like bullshit. 1412 01:13:03,443 --> 01:13:06,212 Roman Rashnikov, 1413 01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:08,547 we'll take him out on December 10th 1414 01:13:08,681 --> 01:13:11,550 between 12 and four in Miami. 1415 01:13:19,493 --> 01:13:23,196 You get that son of a bitch, Rashnikov. 1416 01:13:31,071 --> 01:13:32,806 And I'll give you anything. 1417 01:13:34,606 --> 01:13:35,942 Anything. 1418 01:13:37,210 --> 01:13:39,212 What in the hell is going to make 1419 01:13:39,345 --> 01:13:41,114 one of the most targeted men in Russia 1420 01:13:41,247 --> 01:13:44,084 leave his super secret secure compound 1421 01:13:44,217 --> 01:13:45,752 and come hang out with your ass? 1422 01:13:45,885 --> 01:13:47,619 Stick to your bagels, Gordy. 1423 01:13:47,754 --> 01:13:50,090 Bialys, they're fucking bialys. 1424 01:13:50,223 --> 01:13:52,143 - Let me tell you. - I know what I'm doing Gordy. 1425 01:13:52,225 --> 01:13:53,359 And what is that? 1426 01:13:53,493 --> 01:13:55,104 We're gonna show him what he can't have and 1427 01:13:55,128 --> 01:13:56,595 he is gonna want it even more. 1428 01:13:56,729 --> 01:13:58,331 If we don't pull this off, 1429 01:13:58,465 --> 01:14:00,076 there's gonna be contracts on us with every head hunter in town. 1430 01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,468 When we pull this off, 1431 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,179 you're gonna be more famous than Bas Jan Ader. 1432 01:14:03,203 --> 01:14:05,472 Will you stop with that bullshit? 1433 01:14:05,772 --> 01:14:07,707 Rashnikov is one of the richest men in Russia 1434 01:14:07,841 --> 01:14:09,042 who buys utility companies 1435 01:14:09,175 --> 01:14:10,844 the way you buy those goddamn pretzels. 1436 01:14:10,977 --> 01:14:13,137 And you know where he's gonna be in a month and a half? 1437 01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:14,613 Maxine, hi. 1438 01:14:14,747 --> 01:14:16,615 - Who the fuck is Maxine? - Patrice Capullo. 1439 01:14:16,749 --> 01:14:17,749 The lady in the kimono. 1440 01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:19,184 What... who the fuck's that? 1441 01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:20,120 She's an art critic. 1442 01:14:20,253 --> 01:14:21,354 An art critic. 1443 01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:22,565 Do you listen to anything? 1444 01:14:22,589 --> 01:14:23,789 I listen to you all the time. 1445 01:14:23,857 --> 01:14:25,201 Okay, she wants to do a piece on me. 1446 01:14:25,225 --> 01:14:26,826 - Oh la-di-da. - That'll make a splash. 1447 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,828 Oh-ho! You wanna make a splash? 1448 01:14:28,962 --> 01:14:30,897 Wait till Andrei fits you with these cement shoes 1449 01:14:31,029 --> 01:14:32,599 and tosses your ass in the Hudson. 1450 01:14:39,239 --> 01:14:42,275 It's the Super Bowl of the art world. 1451 01:14:42,742 --> 01:14:44,144 For a few days in each year, 1452 01:14:44,277 --> 01:14:46,645 galleries from all over the world come together 1453 01:14:46,778 --> 01:14:49,382 under one roof to show off their best work. 1454 01:14:49,516 --> 01:14:50,949 Hey, Doug. 1455 01:14:51,084 --> 01:14:53,318 And for dealers, it's a chance to meet major collectors 1456 01:14:53,453 --> 01:14:55,355 that might never come to your gallery. 1457 01:14:55,488 --> 01:14:57,589 Oh, Evan, I loved the show. 1458 01:14:58,191 --> 01:15:03,196 And for us, well, we're here for other reasons. 1459 01:15:04,097 --> 01:15:05,097 Anika. 1460 01:15:05,164 --> 01:15:06,266 Patrice. 1461 01:15:25,717 --> 01:15:27,420 Why deli bags? 1462 01:15:27,553 --> 01:15:29,721 It's just what I use mostly. 1463 01:15:30,790 --> 01:15:33,926 The everyday, the benign, 1464 01:15:34,794 --> 01:15:37,196 the invisibility of utilitarianism. 1465 01:15:37,829 --> 01:15:39,898 The bags, they get the job done. 1466 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:44,137 Your prices are quite high for an emerging artist. 1467 01:15:44,269 --> 01:15:47,607 And, you know, while there's a long wait list for the work, 1468 01:15:47,739 --> 01:15:50,977 I can't seem to find anyone who actually owns one. 1469 01:15:51,177 --> 01:15:55,180 I, for one, applaud collectors who buy art for art's sake, 1470 01:15:55,314 --> 01:15:58,217 not just for tax write-offs and social bragging. 1471 01:15:58,351 --> 01:15:59,986 I completely agree, 1472 01:16:00,118 --> 01:16:01,920 too bad they're so rare. 1473 01:16:03,121 --> 01:16:05,892 So, the million-dollar question: 1474 01:16:06,024 --> 01:16:07,793 What's next for the Bagman? 1475 01:16:08,227 --> 01:16:09,227 Nothing. 1476 01:16:09,462 --> 01:16:11,631 Taking time to enjoy your success? 1477 01:16:12,030 --> 01:16:13,298 Nah, I, uh, 1478 01:16:14,766 --> 01:16:16,335 just don't wanna make art anymore. 1479 01:16:17,402 --> 01:16:20,606 As a dealer, the business part of me is heartbroken. 1480 01:16:21,139 --> 01:16:24,810 But as an art lover, I couldn't be more impressed 1481 01:16:24,943 --> 01:16:28,513 by the honesty and integrity of this artist. 1482 01:16:30,016 --> 01:16:32,685 So this is really the last works 1483 01:16:32,851 --> 01:16:35,153 we're going to see from the Bagman? 1484 01:16:35,821 --> 01:16:38,624 He's going to unveil one last piece 1485 01:16:38,758 --> 01:16:41,728 the day after tomorrow, three PM, right here. 1486 01:16:42,294 --> 01:16:44,796 But I wanna be discreet about it so that people experience 1487 01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:46,999 the work and aren't influenced by the fact 1488 01:16:47,133 --> 01:16:49,334 that the market thinks he's hot right now. 1489 01:16:49,468 --> 01:16:51,336 I completely understand 1490 01:16:52,037 --> 01:16:54,539 and I'll be discreet. 1491 01:17:16,461 --> 01:17:19,298 Patrice, Mae Li here, good news, 1492 01:17:19,431 --> 01:17:21,166 Roman definitely wants the piece. 1493 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:24,036 Bad news, he's not sure about the meet and greet, 1494 01:17:24,169 --> 01:17:26,637 but he's willing to pay triple the price. 1495 01:17:26,773 --> 01:17:28,006 Ahhh! 1496 01:17:37,616 --> 01:17:39,518 Hi, Mae Li, 1497 01:17:40,218 --> 01:17:43,355 three PM tomorrow or the deal is off. 1498 01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:49,961 None of his bags are for sale? 1499 01:17:50,095 --> 01:17:51,674 The artist doesn't wanna present the work 1500 01:17:51,698 --> 01:17:52,831 as a commodity. 1501 01:17:52,964 --> 01:17:54,499 The review did a wonderful job 1502 01:17:54,633 --> 01:17:56,868 of conveying the power of the piece. 1503 01:17:57,002 --> 01:17:59,171 And I'm not afraid to tell you 1504 01:17:59,303 --> 01:18:02,541 I have not been that turned on in years. 1505 01:18:02,841 --> 01:18:04,141 And this is Miami. 1506 01:18:05,309 --> 01:18:07,714 Come on, not even an early sketch? 1507 01:18:07,845 --> 01:18:09,448 The earlier pieces are already with 1508 01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:11,148 collectors I'm afraid. 1509 01:18:11,283 --> 01:18:14,386 You led us to believe there would be work available to us. 1510 01:18:14,518 --> 01:18:16,455 I'm just as upset as you are. 1511 01:18:16,621 --> 01:18:18,222 What about the pieces you brought here? 1512 01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:20,727 Exhibition only, I'm afraid. 1513 01:18:20,858 --> 01:18:22,059 Not even for an old friend? 1514 01:18:22,194 --> 01:18:23,995 I do have a new work for sale, 1515 01:18:24,129 --> 01:18:25,963 I'm just not exhibiting it till tomorrow. 1516 01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:28,700 Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow at three. 1517 01:18:29,066 --> 01:18:31,803 Accompanied by a live performance. 1518 01:18:31,969 --> 01:18:33,472 - I'll take it. - We'll take it. 1519 01:18:33,604 --> 01:18:35,072 I'll take it. 1520 01:18:35,207 --> 01:18:37,050 It's yours, meet me at the VIP tent after the show. 1521 01:18:37,074 --> 01:18:38,678 I'll have a car waiting. 1522 01:18:38,909 --> 01:18:40,379 We've hit a problem. 1523 01:18:46,686 --> 01:18:47,953 Anton. 1524 01:18:49,321 --> 01:18:51,490 You said this thing was gonna be a really big deal 1525 01:18:51,622 --> 01:18:52,958 full of billionaires. 1526 01:18:53,090 --> 01:18:54,358 There's barely anybody here. 1527 01:18:54,493 --> 01:18:56,994 Today and tomorrow are VIP screenings only. 1528 01:18:57,129 --> 01:18:58,629 It's not open to the public yet. 1529 01:18:58,765 --> 01:19:02,099 Where's Reg? I wanna make sure he's not skippin' town. 1530 01:19:02,299 --> 01:19:04,535 And you two do what you said you were gonna do. 1531 01:19:04,669 --> 01:19:06,772 Will you keep your voice down? Okay? 1532 01:19:06,904 --> 01:19:08,105 Everything's organized. 1533 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,600 Just let Reggie and I do our thing. 1534 01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:10,641 Which is what? 1535 01:19:12,879 --> 01:19:14,912 I'll see you tomorrow. 1536 01:19:20,518 --> 01:19:22,889 You really think you're gonna make it to Cuba in that? 1537 01:19:23,554 --> 01:19:25,791 It's the best Gordon could do on short notice. 1538 01:19:26,190 --> 01:19:27,291 I mean it has to. 1539 01:19:27,558 --> 01:19:29,035 Whatever happens, whatever everybody says, 1540 01:19:29,059 --> 01:19:30,928 we're just making art. 1541 01:19:31,061 --> 01:19:32,732 It's all the dealers are gonna think. 1542 01:19:33,832 --> 01:19:36,167 Never really had an audience before, you know? 1543 01:19:36,934 --> 01:19:38,035 Oh. 1544 01:19:39,570 --> 01:19:40,570 What's this? 1545 01:19:40,638 --> 01:19:43,607 Artist cut and our legitimacy. 1546 01:19:43,743 --> 01:19:44,743 Alibi. 1547 01:19:54,051 --> 01:19:55,051 Thank you. 1548 01:19:55,553 --> 01:19:58,758 But you know, if we pull this off, 1549 01:19:59,390 --> 01:20:00,892 that's a pretty big fucking if, 1550 01:20:02,127 --> 01:20:04,595 doesn't mean that you're gonna be free of Anton and Andrei. 1551 01:20:05,563 --> 01:20:07,732 What are we gonna do about Anton? 1552 01:20:10,534 --> 01:20:11,569 What? 1553 01:20:12,069 --> 01:20:13,537 He wants to be here. 1554 01:20:13,905 --> 01:20:15,139 Well, that puts him here. 1555 01:20:15,674 --> 01:20:17,041 Think about it. 1556 01:20:18,142 --> 01:20:20,444 He's not supposed to be here, but I am. 1557 01:20:20,578 --> 01:20:21,578 I'm the artist. 1558 01:20:21,713 --> 01:20:23,280 I'm glad to hear you finally admit it. 1559 01:20:23,414 --> 01:20:27,250 Right, so if he's here, we should put him to work. 1560 01:20:27,953 --> 01:20:29,386 To work? 1561 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:33,825 Hmm. 1562 01:20:41,631 --> 01:20:43,802 Hi, Patrice, got your message. 1563 01:20:43,969 --> 01:20:44,836 We're on our way. 1564 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:47,003 Roman is so excited. 1565 01:20:47,171 --> 01:20:49,440 Patricia, Patricia my card. 1566 01:20:49,774 --> 01:20:51,141 We must speak with you. 1567 01:20:51,274 --> 01:20:52,642 Dr. and Mrs. Galvinson. 1568 01:20:52,777 --> 01:20:54,746 We're willing to cover all fabrication costs. 1569 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:55,880 Oh! 1570 01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:01,686 Hey Siri, text Patrice Capullo we've arrived. 1571 01:21:01,819 --> 01:21:03,955 I've just spoken with Art News, Art Forum, 1572 01:21:04,088 --> 01:21:05,256 Art in America, 1573 01:21:05,388 --> 01:21:06,834 and they'll all syndicate to global press. 1574 01:21:06,858 --> 01:21:08,325 I'm definitely interested in that. 1575 01:21:08,459 --> 01:21:10,528 Well, if it's about financial compensation... 1576 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,863 Thank you. 1577 01:21:11,997 --> 01:21:13,907 Thank you everyone for your interest and support. 1578 01:21:13,931 --> 01:21:16,566 I'm looking forward to talking to you after the performance. 1579 01:21:26,343 --> 01:21:27,878 Patrice. 1580 01:21:28,244 --> 01:21:31,282 May I introduce Mr. Roman Rashnikov. 1581 01:21:33,117 --> 01:21:35,286 Mr. Rashnikov, welcome. 1582 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,221 Your support for artists is well known, 1583 01:21:38,489 --> 01:21:41,257 as well as your impressively immeasurable collection. 1584 01:21:41,392 --> 01:21:43,661 This is my assistant, Leslie. 1585 01:21:44,194 --> 01:21:45,194 Assistant? 1586 01:21:45,830 --> 01:21:47,965 I've been telling Roman about your recent 1587 01:21:48,098 --> 01:21:49,432 show in New York 1588 01:21:49,567 --> 01:21:51,478 and he's so excited at this opportunity to add... 1589 01:21:51,502 --> 01:21:54,237 I'm sure you are, but I have to warn you, 1590 01:21:54,370 --> 01:21:56,974 this new piece is not for everyone's taste. 1591 01:21:57,676 --> 01:22:00,443 I'm sure I'll be able to handle it, honey. 1592 01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:02,046 Hmm. 1593 01:22:03,814 --> 01:22:04,614 He's so funny. 1594 01:22:04,748 --> 01:22:05,816 Hilarious. 1595 01:22:05,951 --> 01:22:07,550 Patrice, I can assure you definitively 1596 01:22:07,686 --> 01:22:09,955 that Mr. Rashnikov is the most deserving person 1597 01:22:10,086 --> 01:22:11,087 of the Bagman's work. 1598 01:22:11,221 --> 01:22:12,455 Hmm. Leslie, 1599 01:22:12,590 --> 01:22:14,825 while Mr. Rashnikov and the Bagman speak, 1600 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,259 why don't you take Mae Li 1601 01:22:16,392 --> 01:22:18,797 down to the storage to see the new piece. 1602 01:22:18,929 --> 01:22:19,929 Ohh. 1603 01:22:20,030 --> 01:22:21,197 The new piece? 1604 01:22:21,332 --> 01:22:24,233 Yes, it's on the shelf in a case. 1605 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:29,840 Um, okay, follow me. 1606 01:22:29,975 --> 01:22:31,374 I can't wait to see it. 1607 01:22:32,443 --> 01:22:35,746 Mr. Rashnikov, the Bagman. 1608 01:22:40,316 --> 01:22:43,553 Finally, men speak. 1609 01:22:45,388 --> 01:22:46,556 So tell me... 1610 01:22:58,769 --> 01:23:00,871 Wasn't she in his other video? 1611 01:23:02,572 --> 01:23:04,340 Where did you study? 1612 01:23:04,775 --> 01:23:07,044 Fucking leeches, these dealers. 1613 01:23:07,276 --> 01:23:08,747 I'm self-taught... 1614 01:23:09,713 --> 01:23:11,648 been honing my craft for years. 1615 01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:17,587 I enjoy... 1616 01:23:19,389 --> 01:23:21,692 how your work comes from shadows. 1617 01:23:22,126 --> 01:23:25,495 Places that most people find discomfort in. 1618 01:23:29,465 --> 01:23:31,267 Mae Li doesn't always have a good eye 1619 01:23:31,401 --> 01:23:35,438 for what intrigues me, but not this time. 1620 01:23:40,811 --> 01:23:41,811 Is this it? 1621 01:23:45,381 --> 01:23:46,615 Not yet. 1622 01:23:49,152 --> 01:23:50,788 What does the work mean? 1623 01:23:53,189 --> 01:23:54,457 Truth. 1624 01:23:58,327 --> 01:24:00,430 What is more important than the truth? 1625 01:24:03,566 --> 01:24:05,468 See, I'm finally allowing the world 1626 01:24:05,601 --> 01:24:09,538 to see a part of me that had been hidden for years. 1627 01:24:11,507 --> 01:24:12,809 Which part? 1628 01:24:22,418 --> 01:24:23,552 Tell me. 1629 01:24:24,353 --> 01:24:25,621 Which part? 1630 01:24:35,865 --> 01:24:36,967 The dark part. 1631 01:25:25,882 --> 01:25:27,050 Oh my god. 1632 01:25:54,177 --> 01:25:55,510 What the fuck happened? 1633 01:25:55,778 --> 01:25:57,280 She out-muscled Anton. 1634 01:25:57,412 --> 01:25:58,881 Oh, that's bullshit, pussy. 1635 01:25:59,015 --> 01:26:01,250 Pussy? Looks like you needed a fucking step ladder 1636 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:03,219 - to choke her out. - Oh, fuck off. 1637 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,922 We're not gonna fit two bodies in that crate. 1638 01:26:06,055 --> 01:26:07,123 Figure it out. 1639 01:26:17,399 --> 01:26:18,801 Sorry to keep you waiting. 1640 01:26:18,935 --> 01:26:20,736 When I told everyone the Bagman wanted you 1641 01:26:20,870 --> 01:26:23,039 to have the piece, they just snapped. 1642 01:26:24,874 --> 01:26:25,874 New money. 1643 01:26:26,742 --> 01:26:28,945 Congratulations, how would you like to pay? 1644 01:26:29,078 --> 01:26:30,980 Oh yes, of course. 1645 01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:33,216 This means so much to us. 1646 01:26:33,481 --> 01:26:35,251 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 1647 01:26:35,718 --> 01:26:38,721 Rest assured the work will truly have a place 1648 01:26:38,854 --> 01:26:40,655 of honor in our collection. 1649 01:26:40,790 --> 01:26:43,259 I'll throw in an Ed Ruscha if you swipe the fucking card. 1650 01:26:50,066 --> 01:26:51,801 Thank you, thank you. 1651 01:26:52,134 --> 01:26:53,134 Be careful, you two. 1652 01:27:02,078 --> 01:27:03,578 So, how'd it go? 1653 01:27:03,746 --> 01:27:06,448 You were right, he's the perfect man for the piece. 1654 01:27:06,581 --> 01:27:08,383 Yeah, he just about died for it. 1655 01:27:08,516 --> 01:27:09,516 Amazing. 1656 01:27:09,584 --> 01:27:10,853 This is the piece actually, 1657 01:27:10,986 --> 01:27:12,731 he wants you to ship the address on the label 1658 01:27:12,755 --> 01:27:14,924 as soon as possible, like... 1659 01:27:15,057 --> 01:27:16,457 right now. 1660 01:27:16,692 --> 01:27:20,696 Oh, okay. 1661 01:27:21,596 --> 01:27:22,832 Where is Roman? 1662 01:27:23,398 --> 01:27:24,667 He said he wanted to party. 1663 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,135 Dude's a party animal. 1664 01:27:26,268 --> 01:27:28,213 Leslie, I left something for you in the back room. 1665 01:27:28,237 --> 01:27:29,371 Copy, on it Patrice. 1666 01:27:29,504 --> 01:27:31,340 Oh, um, wait. Um. 1667 01:27:31,472 --> 01:27:32,640 Can... 1668 01:27:35,211 --> 01:27:36,411 Fuck. 1669 01:27:44,219 --> 01:27:46,155 Oh-ooh-kay. 1670 01:27:47,957 --> 01:27:48,957 Hello? 1671 01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:52,493 Hmm. 1672 01:27:55,130 --> 01:27:57,066 How do you think Bas Jan Ader would feel 1673 01:27:57,198 --> 01:27:58,198 about Jimmy Buffet? 1674 01:27:59,735 --> 01:28:02,537 Well, most people would think he wouldn't like him, 1675 01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,808 but Bas Jan was an absurdist. 1676 01:28:08,143 --> 01:28:09,143 Good luck, Reggie. 1677 01:28:18,619 --> 01:28:20,155 Hey, yeah, 1678 01:28:20,289 --> 01:28:23,192 Grace freaked when she heard about her first museum show. 1679 01:28:23,624 --> 01:28:25,260 Went on a four day rave. 1680 01:28:25,459 --> 01:28:26,861 I don't know how to forward a call. 1681 01:28:26,995 --> 01:28:28,940 So just put them on hold and call for me or Patrice. 1682 01:28:28,964 --> 01:28:31,800 Nice article in the paper about your new digs. 1683 01:28:31,934 --> 01:28:33,634 You reading the art section now? 1684 01:28:33,769 --> 01:28:35,636 Actually, I was scanning the obituaries 1685 01:28:35,771 --> 01:28:38,207 for your name when I ran across the article. 1686 01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:42,877 Congratulations kid. 1687 01:28:43,712 --> 01:28:45,447 Looks like you pulled it off. 1688 01:28:45,847 --> 01:28:47,215 Well, well, well. 1689 01:28:48,016 --> 01:28:52,553 Everybody knows you got something on Anton. 1690 01:28:52,788 --> 01:28:55,256 Whatever it is, it's so good 1691 01:28:55,390 --> 01:28:58,193 his father hasn't made you a permanent resident 1692 01:28:58,327 --> 01:28:59,961 of his walk-in freezer. 1693 01:29:00,729 --> 01:29:01,863 What is that? 1694 01:29:02,596 --> 01:29:03,865 An invoice. 1695 01:29:05,867 --> 01:29:08,003 For a piece I sold 1696 01:29:08,136 --> 01:29:11,572 to this nice wealthy couple on the Upper West Side. 1697 01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:13,108 Or was it Chelsea? 1698 01:29:20,647 --> 01:29:22,050 It's a unique piece. 1699 01:29:22,417 --> 01:29:24,152 One of a kind really, 1700 01:29:24,585 --> 01:29:27,856 kind of like your fingerprints, Anton. 1701 01:29:32,761 --> 01:29:34,929 Do you have any idea what you're doing? 1702 01:29:35,430 --> 01:29:38,400 But Rashnikov and his bodyguard, 1703 01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,186 they found his boat floating in the sea 1704 01:29:40,301 --> 01:29:43,304 about 30 miles from Havana and nobody in it. 1705 01:29:44,538 --> 01:29:46,607 Coast Guard says rough seas. 1706 01:29:47,475 --> 01:29:48,475 Hmm. 1707 01:29:48,510 --> 01:29:49,878 Cops got no body. 1708 01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:51,577 They got no case. 1709 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,648 Too bad Reggie wasn't so lucky. 1710 01:29:54,883 --> 01:29:56,384 - Hmm? - Hmm. 1711 01:30:09,731 --> 01:30:14,002 Come on, kid, where'd he disappear to? 1712 01:30:14,968 --> 01:30:17,305 Maybe he needed a mental health break. 1713 01:30:17,806 --> 01:30:19,873 Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 1714 01:30:20,574 --> 01:30:21,910 How'd you pull it off? 1715 01:30:22,242 --> 01:30:26,014 Oh, and I'm kind of a big deal in the art world again. 1716 01:30:26,980 --> 01:30:29,150 So if anything should happen to me, 1717 01:30:29,650 --> 01:30:31,052 you'll find I have just as many rich 1718 01:30:31,186 --> 01:30:33,987 and powerful friends as you do. 1719 01:30:35,824 --> 01:30:37,125 And your chops... 1720 01:30:38,592 --> 01:30:40,128 they're a bit dry. 1721 01:30:54,374 --> 01:30:55,777 Oy gevalt. 1722 01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:58,612 Yeah, I gotta ask, what the fuck's with the Yiddish? 1723 01:30:58,745 --> 01:31:00,581 What, a Black man can't speak Yiddish? 1724 01:31:00,715 --> 01:31:03,550 Williamsburg wasn't always hipsters 1725 01:31:03,685 --> 01:31:05,353 and hemp seeds in the fifties. 1726 01:31:09,223 --> 01:31:10,825 Today, we bring you a story 1727 01:31:10,992 --> 01:31:14,128 involving a missing Russian billionaire. 1728 01:31:14,262 --> 01:31:16,898 Some people say his disappearance 1729 01:31:17,165 --> 01:31:19,267 is art imitating life. 1730 01:31:19,534 --> 01:31:23,004 And others say it's life imitating... 1731 01:31:23,471 --> 01:31:24,806 murder. 1732 01:31:38,685 --> 01:31:40,021 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1733 01:31:40,154 --> 01:31:41,655 ♪ Out of my head ♪ 1734 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:43,558 ♪ I'm burning up ♪ 1735 01:31:43,690 --> 01:31:45,359 ♪ I might be dead ♪ 1736 01:31:45,493 --> 01:31:46,894 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1737 01:31:47,028 --> 01:31:48,496 ♪ I'm on the edge ♪ 1738 01:31:48,629 --> 01:31:50,430 ♪ I want it all ♪ 1739 01:31:50,565 --> 01:31:52,366 ♪ Don't make me beg ♪ 1740 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:53,935 ♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1741 01:31:59,173 --> 01:32:01,175 ♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1742 01:32:05,979 --> 01:32:08,382 ♪ My addiction ♪ 1743 01:32:12,586 --> 01:32:15,189 ♪ My religion ♪ 1744 01:32:19,794 --> 01:32:22,829 ♪ My addiction, addiction ♪ 1745 01:32:22,963 --> 01:32:26,400 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1746 01:32:26,533 --> 01:32:28,302 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1747 01:32:29,870 --> 01:32:32,206 - ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ - ♪ Addiction ♪ 1748 01:32:33,740 --> 01:32:34,741 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1749 01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:36,543 ♪ Out of my head ♪ 1750 01:32:36,678 --> 01:32:38,478 ♪ I'm burning up ♪ 1751 01:32:38,612 --> 01:32:39,980 ♪ I might be dead ♪ 1752 01:32:40,113 --> 01:32:41,648 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1753 01:32:41,815 --> 01:32:43,383 ♪ I'm on the edge ♪ 1754 01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:45,018 ♪ I want it all ♪ 1755 01:32:45,152 --> 01:32:46,753 ♪ Don't make me beg ♪ 1756 01:32:46,887 --> 01:32:49,089 ♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1757 01:32:53,827 --> 01:32:55,928 ♪ Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1758 01:33:00,668 --> 01:33:02,869 ♪ My addiction ♪ 1759 01:33:07,573 --> 01:33:10,209 ♪ My religion ♪ 1760 01:33:14,448 --> 01:33:17,719 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1761 01:33:17,850 --> 01:33:21,388 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1762 01:33:21,521 --> 01:33:23,257 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1763 01:33:24,458 --> 01:33:27,928 - ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ - ♪ Addiction, addiction ♪ 1764 01:33:28,060 --> 01:33:31,298 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1765 01:33:31,430 --> 01:33:34,736 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1766 01:33:34,867 --> 01:33:37,069 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1767 01:33:38,337 --> 01:33:41,708 - ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ - ♪ Addiction, addiction ♪ 1768 01:33:41,842 --> 01:33:43,609 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1769 01:33:43,745 --> 01:33:45,045 ♪ I came to play ♪ 1770 01:33:45,177 --> 01:33:46,847 ♪ I like it rough ♪ 1771 01:33:46,979 --> 01:33:48,614 ♪ And I get my way ♪ 1772 01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,516 ♪ Can't get enough ♪ 1773 01:33:50,651 --> 01:33:52,319 ♪ God give me strength ♪ 1774 01:33:52,451 --> 01:33:53,755 ♪ I've been bad ♪ 1775 01:33:53,886 --> 01:33:55,389 ♪ But I got faith ♪ 1776 01:33:55,956 --> 01:33:58,792 ♪ Addiction, my addiction ♪ 1777 01:33:58,924 --> 01:34:02,429 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1778 01:34:02,561 --> 01:34:04,331 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1779 01:34:05,667 --> 01:34:09,436 - ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ - ♪ Addiction, addiction ♪ 1780 01:34:09,568 --> 01:34:12,439 ♪ Addiction, my addiction ♪ 1781 01:34:12,571 --> 01:34:16,076 ♪ My addiction, my addiction ♪ 1782 01:34:16,208 --> 01:34:18,277 ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ 1783 01:34:19,478 --> 01:34:23,215 - ♪ Ooh la la la ♪ - ♪ Addiction, addiction ♪ 128295

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