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[strumming gently]
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♪ Ava ♪
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♪ My heart, I gave ya ♪
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♪ You returned it broken ♪
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♪ Like a ♪
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♪ Lousy next-door neighbor ♪
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♪ Oh, Ava ♪
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♪ This song ♪
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♪ Sucks ♪
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[sighs] My heart breaks,
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and all I get
is one decent song out of it?
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[Ashley giggles]
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Hey. How was the Fall Ball?
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-[sighs] It was amazing.
-Well, you look like you had a good time.
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Why did you have a good time?
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This is one of the best nights of my life,
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up there with getting my PhD
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and starting my job at JPL...
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oh, and the day I babysat a pug.
[chuckles]
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I'm glad you had fun with your friends.
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[chuckles] Friends?
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I mean, sure,
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that's how we started the night,
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but do friends slow-dance all night,
looking into each other's eyes and...?
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Never mind.
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Come on, Ashley. You can tell me anything.
I'm not your parent; I'm the cool uncle.
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I kissed Tad.
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-♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪
-[groans]
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I don't need to hear that.
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-I thought we were cool. We're not.
-Yeah, as soon as I said it... ugh.
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I'm happy for you.
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I'm...
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sorry Ava left for Antarctica.
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How are you?
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Eh, I'm doin' okay...
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considering
one of her carry-ons is my heart.
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♪ One of her carry-ons is my heart ♪
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♪ And I'm okay ♪
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♪ One of her carry-ons is my heart ♪
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♪ I'm so okay! ♪
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That's more like it, Garcia.[laughs]
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Yeah, that blows.
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[theme music playing]
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When I saw you last night
with Brooke at the dance,
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you looked happy.
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Well, it was the best dance of my life.
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Come to think of it,
it was the only dance of my life.
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First-dance friends! [giggles]
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Everything worked out
the way it was supposed to.
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[groans] Next screen, please.
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I've clicked all the traffic lights.
I'm not a robot.
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-Brooke, guess who kissed me?
-[gasps] Tad!
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-[both squeal]
-[Brooke] Aw!
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[sighs] It was amazing.
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I'm going to ask him out today.
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Wow. This has been your dream
since you first got here.
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Can you write
"Brooke gets rich" on your bucket list?
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Hey.
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Ooh, Tad's here!
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[scoffs] I mean, Tad's here.
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Brooke?
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Sorry,
I'm doing something really important.
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Sure.
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I've got some important cat videos
to catch up on myself.
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Hey.
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Sorry I stepped on your feet last night
when we were dancing.
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The "Cha Cha Slide" is just...
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so fast.
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All is forgiven, Tad,
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if you go out on a date
with me this afternoon.
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Aww.
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No.
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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I thought after last night
that you'd want to--
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Yeah, I definitely want
to go out on a date with you.
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-I definitely wanna go on a date with you.
-I just can't today, because of Bella.
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Say what?
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Before me and Bella broke up,
I promised I'd clean out her gutters.
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Well, now, I have several more questions.
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My dad owns Gutter Guys.
It's a rain-gutter cleaning company.
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Bella booked me before we broke up.
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She got the girlfriend discount,
which is free.
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That's a good deal.
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You're okay if I do this, right? I mean,
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I'm a Gutter Guy,
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and we have a motto:
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"We never cancel."
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Well, if it's a motto, sure.
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Thanks.
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And I think it's sweet
that you keep your promises.
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I do keep my promises,
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and not just because Bella can write
some brutal Yelp reviews.
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She single-handedly
closed three Froyo shops.
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Sorry I ignored you this morning.
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Felt like old times.
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I swear I wasn't being rude.
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I was refreshing Ticketmaster like crazy
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to get us these.
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Front-row tickets
for Young Weasel tonight.
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Young Weasel?
The international K-pop star sensation?
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Is he playing at a super small venue?
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Maybe a bookstore?
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Nuh-uh. Staples Center.
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Fifteen thousand screaming
and stomping fans.
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Look, I know you were anxious
before the dance,
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but I said you'd have a good time,
and you did, didn't you?
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I did.
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[Brooke] Like you'll have at this.
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Even though you'll be crushed
against the stage,
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feeling like you can't breathe
or move for four hours.
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It's such an adrenaline rush.
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Can't wait.
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[breathing deeply]
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Brooke thinks my anxiety's cured
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because I had a good time
at the dance last night.
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I knew I'd regret having fun.
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I don't know what to do.
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Hey, man, the Tadster's here to help,
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but maybe don't breathe into the bag
my lunch is in?
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If I go to that concert tonight,
I will totally freak out.
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Oh, no.
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Your relationship is too new
to survive a freak-out like that.
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We were friends through grade school
before I saw you pass out
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-and pee your pants at the aquarium.
-That shark came at me.
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He was through glass, buddy.
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You gotta find some way
to get out of going to that concert,
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and you gotta get me a new lunch.
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Brooke went through a lot of trouble
to get tickets to surprise me.
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If my problems get in the way
of us having a good time,
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she's not gonna want to date me.
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This is the part where my friend says,
"Nah, man. What?"
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Nah, man. What?
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There has to be a way
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to get out of going to that death concert
without ruining things with Brooke.
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What you need is a really good excuse
to get out of going.
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If you had that,
you wouldn't mess things up with Brooke.
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Can't go to the concert tonight
because my toilet's clogged.
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Clogged toilet? That sucks.
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Oh! My dog's having his teeth pulled.
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Dude, you're having a really bad day.
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You're not getting what I'm doing. Oh, oh!
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My great-grandma just died.
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Bubbie? No.
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I loved her brisket.
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No, I'm coming up with excuses
to get out of going tonight.
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[chuckles] Very good.
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[engine starts]
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Bubbie lives!
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Hey. Thought you were going
to the movies with Tad.
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We had to take a rain check.
He's cleaning Bella's gutters today.
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Oh.
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Say what?
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Oh, no. Don't worry. It's not like that.
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It was an arrangement they had
before they broke up.
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So, you're cool with the guy you like
hanging out with his ex?
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Totally. I trust him.
I don't have a seed of doubt,
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not a single seed.
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I'm like a GMO watermelon:
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no seeds.
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Well, that's inspiring,
considering... pfft.
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Considering what?
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Well, that Tad and Bella break up
and get back together a lot.
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I mean, the teachers make bets on it.
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Which is wrong.
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Ash, you okay?
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Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
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But maybe I should just swing by
Bella's house real quick
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to make sure Tad has... sunscreen.
[chuckles]
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And the right sunscreen.
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We've gotta start protecting our reefs.
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Ash,
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I think checking up on him is a bad idea.
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If something's going on,
that's not how you wanna find out.
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Not that anything is goin' on.
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You know what?
I think you should just stay here.
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You're right.
There's no reason to go over there.
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Especially when I could just...
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hang out here and have
some of my tío's famous fideo,
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which I'm hoping he'll make me.
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It's famous? Really?
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I know of it.
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-Well, I'll go whip some up.
-[chuckles]
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Ashley.
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How did I not see this comin'?
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I'm such a sucker for validation.
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[sighs]
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Hello?
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Tad?
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Ash?
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What are you doing in Bella's backyard?
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No one answered the front door,
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but I just came by
to bring you some sunscreen.
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Feels like a high UV index today.
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You came all the way over here
to bring me sunscreen?
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Unbelievable.
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I'm with my ex-girlfriend,
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and you're worried about my skin care?
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You're the best.
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Aw. I trust you 100 percent.
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-I'm glad I swung by.
-Me too.
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Bella only had self-tanner
and body glitter.
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Thanks, Ashley.
Maybe we can hang later tonight.
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I'd love to.
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This is very thoughtful.
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Ah. [grunts]
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[groans] I'm good. I'm good.
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I just need an eye towel.
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[Bella] Yeah, Tad is here.
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I knew he'd come over.
I know him better than anybody.
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We always get back together.
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The teachers make bets on it.
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Tad only kissed Ashley
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at that dance to make me jealous.
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Hello? Can you hear me now?
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I said
Tad only kissed Ashley to make me jealous.
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[shouting]
I said it was to make me jealous!
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Oh, my God, Fatima,
just go outside of the funeral!
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Not a seed of doubt.
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Maybe one seed.
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[whispering] Ashley.
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Ashley!
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[Ashley] Up here.
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What are you doing on the roof?
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-The dog chased me up here.
-What dog?
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-That dog.
-[barking]
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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-Sh!
-[dog continues barking]
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¡Perro del diablo!
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Oh!
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Hey! I'm so excited
for Young Weasel tonight.
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I heard last night's show was so intense,
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the whole crowd rushed the stage,
and ten people suffered minor injuries.
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-[sighs]
-Cool.
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Sadly, I'm...
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not going to be able to go
to the concert tonight.
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-[chuckles]
-[Brooke] Oh.
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I-I thought you were free.
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I was, and I really want to go tonight,
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but my toilet's clogged,
and I've gotta take care of that...
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now.
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Oh.
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-Okay.
-Great.
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Bye.
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But wait...
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shouldn't your parents be worrying
about clogged toilets?
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To be fair, they didn't clog it.
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Don't know who clogged it.
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You don't know who clogged your toilet?
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Also,
my dog needs to get his teeth pulled.
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Tonight?
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And you know my great-grandma Bubbie?
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She's dead.
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Stick, are you just making up
a bunch of excuses
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to get out of going with me?
256
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,320
-Uh, why would you think that?
-[Brooke] I don't know.
257
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,030
Maybe because I saw Bubbie
258
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,450
jogging around the Jewish Center
an hour ago.
259
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:26,036
No, no, no. I really can't go
because of totally legitimate excuses.
260
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,204
You know what, Stick?
261
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,124
Why don't you just forget
I ever invited you?
262
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,084
But... no.
263
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,671
My great-toilet's having her teeth pulled.
Is that so hard to understand?
264
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,676
He looks kind of cute from up here.
265
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:41,719
Hi, doggy.
266
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,012
[dog growling]
267
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,099
Look at him destroy that thing.
268
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,101
It's like abuela with a Christmas ham.
269
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,731
Look at that. He eats and falls asleep.
270
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,900
Again, just like abuela.
271
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,569
Okay, time to make our move.
272
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,657
[barking]
273
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,576
[barking stops abruptly]
274
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,579
[barking continues]
275
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,955
[barking stops abruptly]
276
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,250
[barking continues]
277
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,419
Did they train him to do this?
278
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,132
Hm. That gazebo is so familiar.
279
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,635
I'm having crazy déjà vu right now.
280
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:23,928
This yard,
281
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,054
that shed...
282
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,264
I've been to this house before.
283
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,767
Why would I have been to this house?
284
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,977
Oh, yeah.
285
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,146
Oh, no.
286
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,732
Do you know Bella's mom?
287
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,902
Hey, it was three years ago.
I didn't know it was Bella's mom.
288
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,531
I knew the lady
who owned this house... very well...
289
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,408
for one very beautiful evening.
290
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,077
Let me guess.
291
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,996
After that beautiful evening,
you never called her again?
292
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,083
I'm hurt you assumed
I was the one who never called.
293
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,752
I was.
294
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,090
[sighs] We really need to make sure
that I don't run into Bella's mom.
295
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,259
She thinks my name is Klaus,
I live in Düsseldorf,
296
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,177
and I own a chain of luxury hotels.
297
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,639
How'd you pull that off?
298
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,350
[in German accent] Very easily.
299
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,147
Hey, oodle-doodle.
300
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,608
It's so hot out.
Before you start cleaning,
301
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,694
-we should go for a swim.
-No, thanks.
302
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,572
I've got sunblock,
and I froze my underwear this morning,
303
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,365
so I'm pretty cool.
304
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,077
But you love hanging out in my pool.
305
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,329
Yeah, pools are the best,
306
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,331
but like my dad says,
307
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,960
"Gutters won't clean themselves
unless we build a robot to do it,
308
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,670
which means I'm out of a job.
309
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,423
Hey, who hid the TV remote?" [chuckles]
310
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,260
And I gotta hurry up,
so I can hang with Ash.
311
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,637
Cuddle puddle,
you know you'd rather be with me.
312
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,222
Why else would you be here?
313
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,432
Clean your gutters?
314
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,767
"'Cause gutters won't clean themselves.
315
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:54,977
-Unless we build--"
-Tad!
316
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,356
We both know
that the only reason you kissed Ashley
317
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,692
at that dance was to make me jealous.
318
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,820
-Just admit it already.
-[chuckles softly]
319
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,075
That's...
320
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,412
not true.
321
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,583
The only reason I kissed Ashley
is 'cause I like her... a lot,
322
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,418
and the only reason I came here
323
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,629
is 'cause I promised I'd help,
and I'm a man of my word.
324
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,255
I knew it.
325
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,049
You did?
326
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,134
Why are we here?
327
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,428
Fine.
328
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,389
Don't just stand there. Get to work.
329
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,558
-Fine, I'll start with the garage.
-Fine!
330
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,020
There's a hornet's nest up there,
and I'm not gonna tell you where it is.
331
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,901
Anastasia, come.
332
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,528
Anastasia, come!
333
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,533
I'm not embarrassed about any of this.
334
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,371
[gate closes]
335
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,455
See?
336
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,876
There's nothing to worry about...
except getting stuck on this roof forever.
337
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,086
Or Tad seeing us.
338
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,420
Or running into Bella's mom.
339
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,838
Or being attacked by bees.
340
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,050
Like I said,
341
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,885
nothing to worry about.
342
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,849
Brooke, please, can we talk?
343
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,979
Shouldn't you be unclogging
your grandma's dead tooth?
344
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,608
What are these pictures?
345
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,236
This was from last summer
when I went to Soak City.
346
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:31,407
Unsupervised monsters, hopped up on sugar,
clawing at me in the lazy river.
347
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,242
You look so scared.
348
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,119
Not half as scared as these.
349
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,830
Me, on a packed subway car.
Me, at a Dodgers game.
350
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,331
What is all this?
351
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,250
I'm afraid of crowds.
352
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,920
I didn't wanna freak out at the concert
and have you see me like that.
353
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,132
Stick, everybody has things
that scare them.
354
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,302
I saw my dad in a kimono once,
and now I can't eat sushi.
355
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,264
You should've told me.
356
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,225
I thought you didn't wanna go
to the concert 'cause you were sick of me.
357
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,309
Are you kidding?
358
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,061
I could spend all day with you,
359
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,355
every waking minute,
and never get sick of you.
360
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,358
I could spend all day with you
and only get sick of you
361
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,735
once or twice. [chuckles]
362
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,572
I should've checked with you
before I bought the tickets.
363
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,533
I don't know that I totally understand
your anxiety,
364
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,243
but I'm gonna try to.
365
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,579
Thanks, Brooke.
366
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,664
But, can I ask you this?
367
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,624
Why do you have photos of you,
mid-freak-out?
368
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,252
Oh, Mama Goldstein's
a big-time scrapbooker.
369
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,005
She's got this whole album
called "Stick Gets Scared."
370
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,673
What's this one?
371
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,260
Oh, that's from the time
I got my head stuck in a banister.
372
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,263
She has another whole album called
"Stick Gets His Head Stuck in Things."
373
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,141
-Oh, my God. [chuckles]
-What?
374
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,394
I think I just suddenly understood
your whole childhood.
375
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,272
-Six years of therapy, and I still don't.
-[Brooke laughing]
376
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,944
Okay. The dog is gone.
377
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:51,945
We can get down.
378
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,531
The ladder is gone. We cannot.
379
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,327
This is all my fault.
Oh, I can get us down.
380
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,330
If we spread our arms and legs out
as much as possible,
381
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,373
it'll distribute the impact
through our bodies
382
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,375
and maximize our chance for survival.
383
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,753
Let me make sure I understand this.
384
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,840
Your idea to get us off the roof
is to jump off the roof?
385
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,176
It's physics.
386
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,470
But, yeah. Essentially yes.
387
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,389
-Do you have a better idea?
-I think so.
388
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,058
I'm gonna swing off that branch
389
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,267
and into those bushes.
390
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,728
What--? No, but I'm smaller.
391
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,480
I'll swing off the branch.
392
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,691
The statistical likelihood of injury
from my fall is far less
393
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,984
than for a man of your size.
394
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,655
A man of my size?
395
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,448
Excuse me?
396
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,660
I should do it.
You're only up here because of me.
397
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,412
Wait, we'll decide this fair and square.
398
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,415
-Pick a number, one through ten.
-Eight?
399
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,375
Nope.
400
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,590
[both scream, thud]
401
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,926
[Victor moans]
402
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:56,969
[Ashley groans]
403
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,388
Ashley? Coach?
404
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,472
[Victor grunts]
405
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,392
Caught you.
406
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,311
[panting] She told me
you were cleaning gutters again.
407
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,230
I don't want my quarterback
408
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,232
up on ladders during football season.
409
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,567
But it's my job.
410
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,944
Well then, do what you gotta do. See ya.
411
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,322
-[woman] Everything okay, Tad?
-[Tad] All good, Bella's mom!
412
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,201
[Ashley] Little help?
413
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,705
[grunts]
414
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,207
Were you guys spying on me?
415
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,543
[scoffs]
416
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,044
Yes.
417
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,506
Earlier, you said
you trusted me 100 percent.
418
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,466
You weren't telling me the truth?
419
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,428
I did trust you at first,
420
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:43,056
but, I mean, you and Bella
are always getting back together,
421
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,433
so maybe, I guess...
422
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,685
I didn't trust you 100 percent.
423
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,354
Bella and I are totally over.
424
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,566
Hey, Ashley, you taught me
something I will never forget.
425
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,735
You said lying in relationships is...
426
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,280
is really import--
427
00:19:58,947 --> 00:19:59,865
really bad...
428
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,658
for shoulders or something.
429
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,787
Okay, those weren't the exact words,
but the idea is right.
430
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,124
You taught me that honesty
in relationships is important.
431
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,377
I don't want us to end up
like me and Bella.
432
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,714
From now on,
I want you to be able to tell me anything,
433
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,299
and I will tell you anything.
434
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,177
I want that too.
435
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,138
I was looking forward to spending time
with you today,
436
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,432
and I was a little disappointed
when you had to work.
437
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,519
We can still fix that.
You know what'd be a really fun date?
438
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,315
Helping me clean these gutters.
439
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,316
You know what?
440
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,068
I don't want to.
441
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,320
At all. [chuckles]
442
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,030
Wow, being honest is great.
443
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,492
I-I can't find my shovel.
444
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,536
Will you come with me to Home Depot?
445
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,955
I'd be honored to.
446
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,166
This doesn't count as a date.
447
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,669
Of course this isn't a date.
I didn't do my hair.
448
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,593
[Anastasia barking]
449
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,306
Great, I live here now.
450
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,642
[continues barking]
451
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,450
Oh!
452
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,702
Hey...
453
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,870
you...
454
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:31,915
beauty.
455
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,835
This must be weird, seeing me...
456
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,005
sneak out of your shed
after all this time.
457
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,342
I know I owe you an explanation
and an apology.
458
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,886
Don't worry,
your niece apologized for everything.
459
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,513
Um, everything?
460
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,640
Yeah. The spying,
461
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,018
the sneaking on my roof... my ficus.
462
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,397
Well, there is one more thing
I need to apologize for.
463
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,400
I'm sorry I ghosted you.
464
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,070
-Excuse me?
-[Victor] I was a different man back then.
465
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,697
My name is not even Klaus.
466
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,616
I don't live in Düsseldorf,
and I only own one hotel.
467
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,577
[grunts]
468
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,289
Wait... I own zero hotels.
469
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,251
Man, love has changed me.
470
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:24,176
Anyway, my nights of unbridled,
casual romances have come to an end.
471
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,012
And please don't take this personally,
472
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:30,015
but you look even better now
than when we met a few years ago.
473
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,976
I'm glad to hear
that you've changed your ways,
474
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:37,856
but we definitely did not have
an unbridled, casual romance.
475
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,857
I get it.
476
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:40,859
You're Bella's mom,
477
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,403
I'm Bella's ex-boyfriend's football coach.
478
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,947
So, if it's easier for you...
479
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,116
[whispers] ...we never met.
480
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,452
No, we genuinely...
481
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,037
[whispers] ...have never met.
482
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,165
My wife and I moved into this house
two years ago
483
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:59,002
after my mom,
who lived here before that, passed away.
484
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,965
So, a couple of years ago,
485
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,300
your mom—
486
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,636
rest her soul—
487
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,721
lived here?
488
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:13,308
So, I knew Bella's grandma?
489
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,353
[sighs]
490
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,230
May I ask how she passed?
491
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,398
Old age.
492
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,482
[clears throat]
493
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,530
I did not know your mom very well,
but she was...
494
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:29,741
a hot lady.
495
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,911
-Please, get off my property.
-Right.
496
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,667
-[K-pop music playing]
-[fans cheering]
497
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,586
-I'm having the best time.
-Me too. He's so good.
498
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,047
Turn it down! This is a coffee shop,
499
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,591
not some Denmark coffee shop.
500
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,468
Sorry, Mr. Lustgarten.
501
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,803
Colonel Lustgarten.
502
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:57,144
Thanks for this, and being so supportive.
503
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:58,645
You're welcome.
504
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,065
-Gotta go.
-The concert's not over.
505
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,692
-Where are you going?
-To the show.
506
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,318
If I hurry, I can make the encores.
507
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,405
I can't let two front-row tickets
go totally to waste.
508
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,532
Have fun. Wait!
509
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,871
Me, at Times Square.
It's like I'll be right there with you.
510
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,248
Don't get trampled.
511
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,878
-Oh. I forgot something.
-What?
512
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,723
-[strumming]
-♪ One of her carry-ons is my heart ♪
513
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,100
♪ I'm so okay ♪
514
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:39,603
What do you think?
515
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,273
[sighs] You're so hard to read.
516
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,444
I made my own color of paint.
517
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,696
It's called "Ashley's Trust."
518
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,282
It's just blue.
519
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,910
So, how'd things go with Tad?
520
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,286
They went well.
521
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,705
We agreed to be completely honest
from now on.
522
00:24:58,788 --> 00:24:59,706
[Victor] That's great.
523
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,834
When two people can be honest,
there's nothing more beautiful.
524
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,671
So, did you get a chance to apologize
to the woman you ghosted?
525
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:10,842
Well... technically, she ghosted me.
526
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,845
Little too late to apologize.
527
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,056
-[sighs]
-It's never too late.
528
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,060
Trust me, it is.
529
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,649
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