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I'm just saying,
Bella and Tad are not the perfect couple.
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She yelled at him
for getting her coffee wrong.
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She treats him like a dummy.
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[winces]
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That could happen to anyone.
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Ash, I know you like him.
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Is that really what this is about?
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I mean, all you really know about Tad
is that he's eye candy.
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Tad is sweet.
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Mm-hmm. Like candy.
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There's more to Tad than meets the eye.
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He has depth.
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Oh, girl, you are so crushing on him.
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No, I'm over that.
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Now I just wanna be his friend.
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Then I'll pretend that I didn't just see
you checking out Tad's butt.
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[scoffs] I was not-- Thank you.
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I lost my partner for quiz bowl,
and we have a big match on Saturday.
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Why are you doing quiz bowl?
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Two reasons,
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the really cool letterman's jack--
vests...
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and my mom thinks I need
every extracurricular
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for my college applications.
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I need to medal in quiz bowl.
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-Can't you get a new partner?
-Everybody said no.
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If I don't find someone today,
they're not gonna let me compete.
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I'll do it for you, bud.
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-You will?
-Absolutely, bro.
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Tad, this is quiz bowl.
It's an academic competition.
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And I'm a competitor.
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Go, team Stick.
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Academic, Tad.
We're not hitting anything, but thanks.
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Dude, I know
I'm not an Alfred Einstein, but...
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if the Stickster needs me,
then the Tad man is there.
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But, Tad, a lot of the questions
are really intimidating.
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More intimidating
than a 200-pound linebacker
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trying to rip your head off?
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Last week, my offensive line broke down.
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I had to scramble,
ended up breaking three tackles
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and running in for the TD. What-what!
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[laughs]
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Ashley, come back.
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So, Sticklish...
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when are we doing this quiz thing?
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It's Saturday, but you know, Tad,
it's a serious time commitment and--
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Oh, I get it.
You don't know how to thank me.
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I don't.
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I'll go carb-load for the big quiz.
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-Well, I got school.
-I got work.
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I got no future.
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[theme music playing]
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Hey, tío.
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Hey, Ash. How was work?
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Amazing.
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We found traces of gas on Mars
that could indicate conditions
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for supporting microbic life.
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How was your day?
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We found the kid who clogged the toilets
in the boys locker room.
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[laughs] Also cool.
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So, what you doing?
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A dating app?
Since when do you need a dating app?
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Don't you just walk
through the cosmetics counter
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at the mall and collect phone numbers?
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[laughs] Yeah.
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But that's old Victor.
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New Victor is raising a kid.
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I wanna act more like an adult.
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-You found a gray hair?
-Three of 'em.
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I'm not getting any younger.
Check this out.
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This app is called "Serious Singles
for Serious Singles
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Looking for Serious Relationships."
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That sounds serious.
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Length of your average relationship.
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You put six to ten months?
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Wouldn't six
to ten hours be more accurate?
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My answers are what new Victor would say.
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What are you looking at?
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It's just
new Victor looks a lot like old Victor.
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Well, they're both good-looking.
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[phone chimes]
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-She's here.
-Who's here?
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Ava, my bestie from MIT.
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Remember she's coming over today?
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Right, right. Of course, I remember.
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It's right here on the calendar.
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Ashley's little buddy
from college is coming.
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She's coming to work with me at JPL.
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She's analyzing meteorites for textural
and compositional similarities
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to terrestrial samples.
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Somebody's gotta do it.
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[knock on door]
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Maybe you can hang with us?
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Tonight?
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[sighs] After I finish my app thing,
I gotta reorganize my sock drawer.
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I just got a whole shipment in.
Mid-ankle, no-show, crew.
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I get it. Listening to two college friends
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nerd-out about science
is not your idea of a good time.
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It's not anybody's idea of a good time.
[laughs]
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Dr. Germaine.
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Dr. Garcia.
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-Oh, it still sounds so cool to say that.
-No kidding.
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You're Ava? [laughs]
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You're not a little buddy.
You're a grown, adult woman.
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Oh, you must be Uncle Victor.
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He can't stay.
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He has to reorganize his sock drawer.
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I have no idea what she is talking about.
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I don't even own socks.
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Ava is one of the world's leading experts
in stony meteorites.
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Who pays attention to those rankings?
I'm third.
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And number two just turned 90, so...
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Anything you want to know
about meteorites, ask Ava.
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Where do I start?
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We should sing the song.
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We wrote a song
about Ava's doctoral thesis
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on meteorites in Antarctica
for the MIT talent show.
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Do you still remember it?
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I don't know.
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♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
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♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
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♪ Our universe, they demystify ♪
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♪ Demystify, ooh-ah ♪
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♪ Demystify, ooh-ah ♪
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♪ Chondrite's a common sight ♪
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♪ Achondritie, a streak of lightOf howardite, eucrite, diogenite ♪
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♪ But the sea chondritesAnd their chondrules show us ♪
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♪ Where life on Earth all began ♪
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♪ Where it all began ♪
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-♪ 4.6 billion years ago ♪
-[snapping fingers]
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♪ Radioisotope dating told us so ♪
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♪ Bertram Boltwood invented it ♪
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♪ That's how we know all this sh-- ♪
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♪ Information, ooh-ah ♪
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♪ Information, ooh-ah ♪
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♪ These magic books sent from on high ♪
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♪ I love these ♪
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♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
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-♪ Now you know why ♪-♪ I love these ♪
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-♪ Rocks from the sky ♪-♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
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Wow, amazing. A-plus.
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Hanging with you two tonight
was a lot of fun.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm just curious,
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do you know if Ava's seeing anybody?
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I knew it. You wanna ask her out.
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Why wouldn't I?
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She checks all the boxes.
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Smart, passionate, loves children.
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Why should I go through some app
when there's an amazing woman
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in your office that has everything I want?
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For six to ten hours?
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No, tío Victor,
I don't want Ava to date you.
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Why?
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Because you're charming,
you're irresistible--
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Ugh! I sound awful.
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-I don't want my friend to get hurt.
-Ash, I've changed.
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I'm a scientist. I require proof.
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Okay, check this out.
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Serious Singles found 27 matches for me.
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Twenty-seven women carefully screened
and selected just for me.
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Three of them sent me pictures
I'm sure violates site policy.
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Watch as I select all and swipe left.
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Here I go.
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Poof!
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Gone forever.
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Bye-bye, beautiful, serious ladies.
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It doesn't matter
if you delete your matches.
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You gotta delete your profile.
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Not a problem.
I'm not looking for a hookup anymore.
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I'll delete the whole app.
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Check it out.
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I'm a changed man.
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Oh, my God.
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I believe you.
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So, can I call her?
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Let me talk to her first.
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It might save you some embarrassment
if she's not into you.
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[laughs] Right.
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I mean, right.
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Good idea.
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And you'll talk me up?
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-I promise.
-Thank you.
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-Can I have my phone back?
-[laughs] Oh, sure.
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You didn't look at the pictures, did you?
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I think he's really changed.
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I think... it's good that you believe him.
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You don't think a man
like my uncle can change?
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I think...
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it's good that you believe him.
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-Hey, Stick.
-Terrible, thanks for asking.
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Wait, so are you saying
you and your partner Tad aren't ready
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for Saturday's big battle of the brains?
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You don't know what the pressure's like.
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Be glad you have no chance
of getting into a good college.
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If college is gonna be full
of people like you, I'm good.
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I don't know what to do.
It's either hurt Tad by telling him
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I don't want to be his partner
or watch him get destroyed at quiz bowl.
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That's awful.
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Poor Tad will get humiliated.
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We can't let that happen.
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Yeah, that kind of humiliation
could destroy someone.
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Tad's not used to it.
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No one gets used to it.
204
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But, hey, my mom says I'll be popular
in my 30s.
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I think I have something.
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Tad's an athlete.
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They thrive on being competitive.
208
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I just read an article
on sour-grape syndrome
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in last month's
Journal of Scientific Psychology.
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Have you heard of it?
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I've heard of grapes.
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The study proved competitive people
don't like doing things they're bad at.
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You do a practice quiz bowl
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and show Tad he's terrible
at academic contests,
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research says he'll quit.
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Ashley, I could kiss you.
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In a totally non-romantic way
and only with your permission.
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Tomorrow night, we'll have
a practice quiz bowl at my house.
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You and Tad on one team,
I'll be the other.
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You guys won't answer a single question.
I will rub it in your faces.
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By the time I'm done with you,
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Tad won't even be able to say
the word "quiz bowl."
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I will destroy you!
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Because I care.
225
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:33,799
Amazing. I can't believe I am holding
a carbonaceous meteorite chip
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from the 1969 drop in Mexico.
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And you can just look at them
whenever you want.
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They're diamonds from space,
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sent from another world
with all the building blocks of life.
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Speaking of the building blocks of life,
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are you seeing anybody?
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Smooth segue.
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Sounds like you have
someone in mind for me.
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-Maybe.
-Your uncle?
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I know I've told you stories
about him being a ladies' man.
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Isn't he the one who collects
phone numbers at Sephora?
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Also Nordstrom.
And when he's desperate, CVS.
238
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But he doesn't do that anymore.
239
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,836
Ash, you know I'm not interested
in a fling.
240
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He's different now, and somebody like you
would be very good for him.
241
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Why not mix it up
with a sweet football coach, huh?
242
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Huh?
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Ash, you know I need someone
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who I can talk
about all my nerdy science stuff with.
245
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And, seriously,
do you discuss work with your uncle?
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All the time.
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My schedule's about to get a little crazy,
but I am free tomorrow.
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So, if you say your uncle can hold up
his end of the conversation about science,
249
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then... I'm game.
250
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No. No worries there.
251
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Ava said she'd go out with you.
Tomorrow night.
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That's fantastic.
253
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,550
Not so fast, Garcia.
254
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,096
She only gets serious with guys
who can talk about work with her.
255
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,013
So, well...
256
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,808
I kind of have to teach you science
in one night.
257
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,145
Let's do this.
258
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:10,980
How tough could it be?
259
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,565
[snoring]
260
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,235
Tío Victor, wake up, wake up.
261
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,320
You wake up.
262
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,074
What was I thinking?
263
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,243
Nobody can learn science in 24 hours.
264
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,661
I can, Ash.
265
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,457
Everything from our last four hours
of studying is right up here.
266
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,250
Ask me something.
267
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,462
Okay, basic stuff.
Name the planets of the solar system.
268
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,422
In order, from the sun.
269
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,382
You're tough.
270
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,050
Mercury...
271
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,680
Venus, Earth, my favorite, by the way,
272
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,390
Mars...
273
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,895
Simon, Theodore, Alvin!
274
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,490
You said you were ready
for a real relationship.
275
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,617
That's why I put myself out there for you.
276
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,495
It's hard to believe you
if you're not taking this seriously.
277
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,371
I am serious, Ash.
278
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,208
I guess this is just how my brain works.
279
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,127
[laughs] I mean, I can remember
football plays and dirty jokes...
280
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,588
song lyrics.
281
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,965
The one you and Ava sang
the other day is still stuck in my head.
282
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,802
♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
283
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,844
♪ Now you know why ♪
284
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:28,516
♪ Rocks from the sky ♪
285
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,062
Oh, my God. That's it.
That's how we teach you science.
286
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,855
That song was on her thesis topic.
287
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,982
You know that song, you can talk to Ava.
288
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,151
-You're a genius.
-I know.
289
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,696
-Most common type of meteorite?
-[snapping fingers]
290
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,989
♪ Chondrite's a common sight ♪
291
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:44,990
Less common?
292
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,659
♪ Achondrite, streak of light ♪
293
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,619
The three types of achondrites?
294
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,622
♪ Howardite, eucrite, diogenite ♪
295
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,083
[laughs]
This is totally gonna work. I'm a genius.
296
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,420
Yeah, as long as on the date,
you do the singing part in your head.
297
00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,713
Duh, Ashley.
298
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,799
As a genius, I already knew that.
299
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,554
Age of meteorites are determined through?
300
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,848
♪ Radioisotope dating ♪
301
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,475
♪ My second favorite kind of dating ♪
302
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,854
Not part of the song.
303
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,357
♪ Should be as long as we're debating ♪
304
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,194
I think you may know enough to get by.
305
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,988
♪ I do ♪
306
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,283
♪ 'Cause I know my rocks from the ♪
307
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,578
-♪ Sky! ♪-♪ Sky! ♪
308
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,460
You and Stick will be teammates,
and I'll be the other team.
309
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,130
And Brooke will be, what? Quizmaster?
310
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,674
That is correct.
311
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,634
Your emcee voice is dumb.
312
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,304
Ooh, that is incorrect.
313
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,100
Thanks for setting up this practice,
Ashley. You're a good friend.
314
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,894
Oh, thanks, Tad.
315
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,314
I mean, there's no friends in quiz bowl.
You're going down.
316
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,400
This website has a lot
of great sample questions.
317
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,735
-Ah! Ah! Ah!
-I'm not peeking.
318
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,278
Not that. You're just too close to me.
319
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,488
Welcome.
320
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:11,535
I am Brooke Bishop,
and this is quiz bowl practice.
321
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,703
Who's she talking to?
322
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,208
In one corner,
we have the youngest graduate from MIT,
323
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:22,504
Dr. Ashley "the Doctor" Garcia!
324
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,510
And in the other corner... [clears throat]
Tad and Stick.
325
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,349
-Players, test your buzzers.
-[dings]
326
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,771
Our stapler's not ringing.
327
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,607
Don't worry.
328
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,400
You won't be using it much.
329
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,737
Looks like someone came to play.
And we're off.
330
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,282
The first topic is geography.
331
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,451
Name the eight countries
that border Austria.
332
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,453
Trick question.
333
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,207
Austria is an island,
biggest one on Earth, actually.
334
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,084
Home to the gentle kangaroo.
335
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,006
No, the question is about Austria,
336
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,800
not Australia.
337
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,969
I'm not hearing a difference.
338
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,765
There is. Keep swinging, buddy.
339
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,602
-Ashley picks the topic.
-Literature.
340
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:19,853
Books.
341
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,190
Yes, Tad, books.
342
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,026
Jane Austen's two incomplete novels are?
343
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,278
-[dings]
-Sanditon and The Watsons.
344
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,697
Ashley is correct.
345
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,240
Continuing with literature,
346
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,283
-the French poet who won the very first--
-[dings]
347
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,121
René Prudhomme won the first Nobel Prize
in 1901.
348
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,789
Ashley is correct.
349
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,166
-The Silver Age of Russian poetry was--
-[dings]
350
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,293
Aleksandr Blok, Marina Tsvetaeva
351
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,337
and little ol' Andrei Bely.
352
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,924
-Ashley is correct.
-Oh, yeah!
353
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,469
♪ I don't stop, I don't stop, whoo! ♪
354
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,097
She's killing us.
355
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,765
Yeah, we suck.
356
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,268
Whose idea was this?
357
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,861
Wow. Gorgeous night.
358
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,820
Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,739
Maybe we'll see a shooting star,
360
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,074
which are, of course, meteors.
361
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,454
They hit the Earth.
Then obviously, they become meteorites.
362
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,418
[vocalizes]
363
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,882
Chondrites are the most common.
Why do you think that is?
364
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,011
Uh, I'm sorry, were you singing just now?
365
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:34,928
No.
366
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,473
It was that guy.
367
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,808
Shh! We're eating.
368
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,189
Whoo!
369
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:49,193
That makes 48 straight correct answers
for Ashley.
370
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,279
That's "the Doctor" to you, suckas.
371
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,533
Continuing with the category "inventions,"
372
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,495
name the historical figure
that invented dynamite.
373
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,705
All right, sure. Tad.
374
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,833
Napoleon Dynamite.
375
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:08,837
Incorrect.
376
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,174
-[dings]
-Alfred Nobel. Kaboom!
377
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,928
I was so sure on that one.
378
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,973
Forty-nine in a row for Ashley.
379
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,350
I'm trying.
380
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,811
I'm not too good at this stuff, am I?
381
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:24,978
Sure, you're failing now,
382
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,897
but maybe you'll do better
at the real quiz bowl
383
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,775
in front of that giant crowd
with all the kids from our school...
384
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,693
and other schools...
385
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,654
and the livestream.
386
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,492
Tad, need a break? Maybe some water.
387
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,869
No break yet, Ashley.
Don't you wanna go for an even 50?
388
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,079
Make it a shutout.
389
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,124
Yeah, sure. One more.
390
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,167
And then, Stick, don't be mad...
391
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,378
but I think you need to find
another partner.
392
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,337
Don't worry about it.
393
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,673
Farid from math club
saw the quiz bowl vest.
394
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,799
He wants in.
395
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,094
All right, let's try...
396
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,387
Mexican history.
397
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,974
Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of what?
398
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,559
Tad.
399
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,562
The Mexican army's victory over the French
at the Battle of Puebla.
400
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,479
Nice try, bud.
401
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,564
Tad is correct.
402
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,481
Say what?
403
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,651
[Brooke] Continuing with the category,
404
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,696
the Aztecs
originally called Mexico City what?
405
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,240
Tenochtitlan.
406
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,493
Tad is correct.
407
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:25,080
Name the woman who co-founded
the United Farm Workers Union
408
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,415
along with Cesar Chavez.
409
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,584
Dolores Huerta.
410
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,003
That's three in a row for Tad.
411
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,337
What is happening?
412
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,135
Name the LA newspaper famous
for its part in the Chicano movement.
413
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,013
-Tad, you don't know this one?
-Oh, I do,
414
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,473
but I want to give the lady a chance
to buzz in.
415
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,850
Thank you.
416
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,436
I don't know the answer.
417
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,772
You know who does know the answer?
418
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,150
This sucka! Ha ha!
419
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,819
La Raza.
420
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,571
Correct again.
421
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,198
Tad, you're amazing.
422
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,574
How do you know all this?
423
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,075
Mostly from my Uncle Ramón.
424
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,286
He actually wrote for La Raza
back in the day.
425
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,495
That's so cool.
426
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,080
Ramón's my hero.
427
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,958
Dude's 75,
and he's still out there protesting.
428
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,920
He's been taking me to marches
and rallies since I could walk.
429
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,297
He says, "Está en tu sangre."
430
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,466
-That means--
-"It's in your blood."
431
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,800
I know.
432
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,678
I'm a third Mexican.
433
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,055
[laughs]
434
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:24,890
A third?
435
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,642
How can you be a-- forget it.
436
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,980
Tío Ramón took me to Mexico every summer
until his mom died.
437
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,398
You know, I've never been.
438
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,691
It's amazing.
439
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443
The people, the food.
440
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,614
Sometimes, I go downtown to Olvera Street
just to breathe in the smell of antojitos.
441
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,574
You know,
I've never been to Olvera Street.
442
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,909
I can take you sometime.
443
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:44,993
How about this Saturday?
444
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,954
Saturday. Super. Same day as quiz bowl.
445
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,038
I'll miss you, buddy.
446
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,082
Right. I've got quiz bowl.
447
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,083
You were gonna quit.
448
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,751
Before I found out I was good.
449
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,338
How about Sunday?
450
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:57,839
It's a date.
451
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,425
I mean not a date,
like in a "date" date sense,
452
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,137
but in the sense that Sunday's the tenth,
and that's a date.Okay!
453
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,559
It'll be an honor to be your partner
on Saturday.
454
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,313
Tad, I can't take it anymore.
455
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,648
From the second you volunteered
456
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,442
to be my partner for quiz bowl,
I've been trying to tell you something.
457
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,402
You...
458
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,491
are a really good friend.
459
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,161
Better than I deserve.
460
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,039
Thanks, buddy.
461
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,835
I've still got some salt in my eye.
462
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,381
Told you he was a little more
than eye candy.
463
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,175
You did, but just be careful.
464
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,970
You don't think I can handle one day out
with Tad and not fall for him again?
465
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,431
Ashley is correct.
466
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,855
I've always found it interesting
that the rare achondrite meteorite
467
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,316
has more varieties than the chondrite.
468
00:21:59,026 --> 00:21:59,985
I mean you got...
469
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,239
[softly hums]
470
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,034
howardite, eucrite, diogenite.
471
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,078
Were you singing again?
472
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,914
You got me.
473
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,417
Beauty makes me break into song.
474
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,587
And brains, well,
they make me wanna dance,
475
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,340
which is awkward but not impossible
when you're sitting down.
476
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,180
Um, well...
477
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,141
it's getting pretty late, so...
478
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,270
do you maybe wanna come up
to my hotel room for a drink?
479
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,815
Let me think. Yes.
480
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,028
Thank you.
481
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,154
Ava, hold on.
482
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:47,032
Before we go any further,
I gotta be completely honest with you.
483
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,035
-Okay.
-I'm not a science guy... at all.
484
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,828
[laughs] I'm a football coach,
485
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,499
and everything I know about science is
from that song you wrote with Ashley.
486
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:59,169
So, if you wanna end this date right now,
I totally understand.
487
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:07,052
See? I'm not just a super serious,
no-fun workaholic.
488
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,011
Who called you that?
489
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,096
My last boyfriend.
490
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,306
I hope he gets hit in the head
with a 700-pound aquadite.
491
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,392
-Achondrite.
-Whatever kills him quicker.
492
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,270
Now it's my turn to be honest.
493
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,733
I knew you weren't a science guy.
494
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,276
Never bought it, huh?
495
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,695
Not for a nanosecond. [laughs]
496
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,533
When we first met,
I had no interest in having a fling,
497
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:33,161
but you were so charming,
you kind of changed my mind.
498
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,330
And I'm not ready
for anything serious right now,
499
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,916
but I was hoping
by the end of the night to get...
500
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:39,918
flung.
501
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:44,840
What's the matter?
502
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,091
[sighs]
503
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,343
I can't.
504
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,470
I mean, I can, but I can't.
505
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,100
Old Victor, last week Victor...
506
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,520
he'd be happy
for something light and fluffy,
507
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,523
but it's like I'm on a new, healthy diet,
508
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,816
and I wanna stick to it.
509
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,155
I can see myself getting serious
with someone like you.
510
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:10,699
Oh, that's...
511
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,952
No, 'cause I'm not a brain?
512
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,663
We could still have some fun.
513
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,581
[scoffs]
514
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:19,958
I don't think so.
515
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:22,502
[exhales]
516
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,713
I must say, I respect you, Victor.
517
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,131
It's hard to change.
518
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,591
It is.
519
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,343
Good night, Victor.
520
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,439
I gotta get out of here.
521
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,149
[Ava sighs]
522
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,568
Good luck with your diet.
523
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,366
Tío, hey, how was the date?
524
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,328
I decided Ava's not right for me.
525
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,664
Oh, she didn't buy the science act?
526
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,041
Not for a nanosecond.
527
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:02,959
I'm so sorry.
528
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,505
Yeah, well, how was your quiz bowl thing?
529
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:10,300
-Incredible.
-The plan worked? You got Tad to quit?
530
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,052
Stick must be ecstatic.
531
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:15,222
Oh, no. The plan totally bombed.
Stick's miserable.
532
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,183
Then, what was incredible?
533
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,144
I'm going to Olvera Street
on Sunday with Tad.
534
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,729
Isn't he dating Bella?
535
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,856
We're just going as friends.
536
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,983
It's not a date, really. It's not.
537
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,610
Absolutely not.
538
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:31,696
-Good night, tío Victor.
-Good night, Ash.
539
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:35,408
[laughs] We're just friends.
Two friends, doing friend stuff.
540
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:36,743
Not a big deal.
541
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:40,247
[shouts]
542
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:42,916
Oh, boy.
543
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,589
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune!
544
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,341
[laughs]
545
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,884
Lot of good that does me now.
546
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,639
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