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God!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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- Pay up.
- What?
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Pay up, g-slice.
I just finished your chores.
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Didn’t I just upgrade your ponytail?
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And those ghost goggles you asked
for are in the vending machine.
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Attribute slider.
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Oh shit.
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Jimmy Haddicker’s frisbee golf
party is tonight,
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I want him sliding
all over these attributes.
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Sensitive bone marrow much?
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Alright! What are we boosting,
what are we losing?
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Strength me up dawg,
I want that frolf bod.
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Drop intelligence.
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Alright! Four customizable stats,
courtesy of the genetic sequencer
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- in your...
- Come here, nerd.
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No! Summer!
I will literally murder you!
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Christ!
You’re too dumb to know I’m serious.
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Rick, what are you...
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Wait, is that an attribute slider?
You’re juicing your stats
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- for the frolf party?
- You gonna ruin this for me?
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What? No!
I want one for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I helped you kill your nemesis?
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You guys found him?
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It’s my emotional cheat day, I am
removing myself from this conversation.
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I can’t believe he gave you that.
I’ve asked for one forever.
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Cuz you’re a bottomfeeder, Morty.
You beg and eat scraps.
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I’m an independent woman
who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer!
I’m your little brother,
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- you have to take care of me!
- Take care of this.
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- You just hide anywhere?
- Kick his ass, Summer!
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- My god, who are you?
- But what about this?
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- She’s juggling!
- With balls!
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{\an8}Bro, is that your sister?
Her dexterity is wild.
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{\an8}I guess?
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{\an8}Brad, aren’t you a football guy?
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{\an8}Of course, Morty.
But the off season, is the frolf season.
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{\an8}Yo Summer! Get over here
and meet the team captain.
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{\an8}Hey guys! So random seeing you here.
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{\an8}Love the way you move that coin.
Ever consider a bigger disc?
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Is your hair different?
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{\an8}I dunno, I started using this
new leave-in conditioner?
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I love it.
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{\an8}Maybe leave your number in my phone.
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{\an8}So charismatic!
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{\an8}Looks like we found
our new center-forwardback.
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{\an8}Gross! She’s just using tech to
customize herself for social situations!
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{\an8}Bro, maybe you should too.
You’re harshing the buzz.
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{\an8}Can you give us a sec?
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{\an8}You’re embarrassing yourself.
Leave or I will make you leave.
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{\an8}Just let me borrow it for a second,
then I’ll go.
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{\an8}What do you even want it for,
you parasite?
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{\an8}I wanna be ripped and take my shirt
off in front of Tricia!
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{\an8}You worm! She’s my best friend.
She’s not even in your grade.
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{\an8}It’s a trickle down effect.
She’ll see me and tell everyone.
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{\an8}Okay, time to go.
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{\an8}She’s juicing!
The device makes her cool!
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{\an8}Go Summer! Go Summer!
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{\an8}Juice it up!
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{\an8}Not so strong now!
Good luck with intelligence. My turn.
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{\an8}That’s more like it.
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{\an8}Morty! Wait until the girls hear this.
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{\an8}Let’s see if these abs are waterproof.
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{\an8}- Smart throw.
- Really thought out.
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{\an8}- Now this is some shit.
- This is what frolf is about, bro!
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{\an8}You pubescent little simian,
I will end you.
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{\an8}- Fight!
- Fight right now!
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{\an8}Okay. No. Not what frolf is about.
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{\an8}Open your mind!
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{\an8}Oh my god, what the fuck?
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{\an8}No thank yew.
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{\an8}Dude, no way. Summer’s got a kuato!
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{\an8}- A what?
- A kuato?
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{\an8}Oh my God!
She doesn’t even know what a kuato is!
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{\an8}I know what that is,
I’m cool!
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{\an8}Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner!
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{\an8}Look at how desperate she is!
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{\an8}- Boo!
- Come on, guys: Boo her!
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{\an8}- Boo! You ruined everything!
- You suck, Summer!
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And now back to... Cake Or Fake?
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Please! Come on, you have to know!
Do I not breathe? Do I not speak?
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- Give me the knife.
- No!
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My god! Please!
I’m not a cake!
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- I’m not a cake!
- Grandpa! I’m a literal monster!
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And you’re blocking the TV. What’s up?
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- Open your mind!
- Hole shit!
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A kuato? How? How the fuck...
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Morty messed with my slider and
we fell in a pool and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna be
the whole thing this week.
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It’s not wow, you Grinch!
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Why do you care about high schoolers,
this is a kuato.
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From Total Recall?
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They’re basically the crown jewel
of psychic mutants.
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Everyone knows but me.
They fucking shamed me for it.
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Water must fried the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided?
Christ, what a mess.
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- You need to fix this, Grandpa!
- Okay, pay up.
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- What?
- Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed what you ate.
Chore wheel’s empty, if you work fast,
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- I’ll fix it in the morning.
- Open your mind!
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- See? Morty gets it.
- You’re worse than he is!
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Open your mind!
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God, shut up.
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Open your mind!
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- What the hell?
- Open your mind!
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God damn it Morty!
You’re even messing up my targeted ads.
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I partied with other kuatos
and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule!
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Whatever.
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You know what? Fuck this noise.
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- Nice Kuato.
- Open your mind!
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Preaching to the choir. Have fun.
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My glob! Your hair-kuato
combo is out of this world.
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I love your tumor-face guy.
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You’re hilarious.
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- What’ll it be?
- Open your mind.
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Coming right up.
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Sorry!
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I couldn’t help but notice your Kuato.
He’s huge!
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Thank you?
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I’m Kwyatt and this is Godiva.
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Summer and this little guy is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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I guess they all say that?
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You guys celebrating something?
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Being kuatos.
We’re kinda like VIPs here.
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Who’s your new friend, Kwyatt?
She’s cute.
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This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us at our table!
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I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy kuats,
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you should come hang.
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Open your mind!
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Sounds like we’re down to clown.
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- You guys do this all the time?
- It’s a tight knit community.
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Feels like we’re part of the future,
you know?
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Being a mutant is rad.
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Open your mind!
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- What?
- Open your mind!
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Totally.
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I love being a kuato!
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Who’s that guy?
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Kenneth. He kinda pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?
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Obviously.
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Ken! This is summer and Morty.
They’re new to the scene,
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but they are the real deal!
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New friends! Champagne?
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So open-minded of you.
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We’re a rare breed!
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- Open your mind!
- What?
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Open your mind!
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Oh my God, your kuato is so funny.
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To kuatos! To the future!
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You wanna get outta here?
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Hell yeah I do.
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This is like, the best night
I’ve had in a while.
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Welcome to life as a kuato.
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Open your mind!
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Like, this whole time
I thought my brother
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was an anchor holding me back,
but he’s like a key,
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to something I never even imagined.
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Sounds like he opened your mind.
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So did you.
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- What’s wrong?
- I’m sorry.
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Wait! "I’m sorry" like,
you have a girlfriend,
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or "I’m sorry" like,
something much worse?
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- What the fuck? Kwyatt?
- Open your mind!
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Let me go! Let me go!
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- Hold her steady!
- Open your mind!
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- Hold him steady too!
- Open your mind!
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Open your mind!
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What? Where...
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Morty?
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Shit!
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What was the activation phrase?
Ponytail Assemble.
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Go go lock-picking ponytail.
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I don’t give my grandpa enough credit?
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The oven’s mostly for bodies,
but I make pizzas in here too.
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Arrivadeadci, bitch.
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Sorry! No time to save you more
than I just did, gotta find my brother!
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- Jesus! Shit!
- What the hell, Beth?
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- You’re paying for those!
- Just yell my name like normal!
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I did! Why do you think I risked
it with the tongs!
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I guess I did drink a lot last night.
Marathon of "Cake Or Fake",
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the sentient cakes,
they keep you guessing, you know?
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- Where are my kids?
- Merged?
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That doesn’t answer my question
and raises several others.
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Relax, sweetie!
Summer’s just doing chores.
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Which I will check on. By myself.
Without your tongs.
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Summer? God dammit!
Summer! You let them get hungry!
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- Wait, why is this in black and white?
- For dramatic effect.
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I didn’t design you for dramatic effect.
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You made me sound like your dead wife.
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Just color the fucking picture.
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We’re kinda like VIPs here.
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I mean, if you can handle some
rowdy kuats, you could join us?
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I bet you say that
to all the mutant girls.
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- He does.
- Holy shit!
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I’m just a pretty face!
I’m just a handsome guy!
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- Where’s Morty?
- He’s in a good place! He’s happy!
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It’s nice!
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He’s in a Taken house!
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We’re gonna put him
on the highest bidder!
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- Take me to him!
- They’ll kill me!
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Okay, alright. I’m sorry.
I’ll do it.
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So, he wasn’t into me?
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Open your... Open...
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There he is. Man of the hour.
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- How is our big boy?
- Finally stable.
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Should be ready for transplant
in a few hours.
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- Good.
- Open your mind!
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Why do I do it?
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Kuatos have always had
a revolutionary spirit.
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And there’s nothing more revolutionary
than me being rich.
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You think anyone in that VIP section
was BORN a kuato?
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You’re a rare breed, Morty.
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And we’re gonna put you
on someone who values that.
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- Where is she?
- She paid me, man!
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She used the taxi app!
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I make less than minimum wage
and I got five kids.
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Sorry, man. I guess I got really excited
to beat someone up for information.
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Where’d you take her?
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Where is she?
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She just ordered a drink! I spent a
long time mixing it she didn’t even tip!
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Shit, sorry! Wrong guy again.
Thought I’d be better at this.
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Whatever you say, man!
Just don’t hit me again!
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Who’d she leave with?
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- Where is she?
- I’ll never tell you!
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Okay! You actually know?
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Wait!
Isn’t that why you’re punching me?
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It is now!
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What did you do to her?
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- Where is she?
- Shit, man! Right there!
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00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,320
Grandpa?
237
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,447
Summer! Okay, awesome.
238
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,200
Who’s this?
Hot guy who trafficked you?
239
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,243
I’m Kwyatt.
240
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,579
- I’m kind of on a roll, can I...
- Oh god, no, no, no!
241
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,789
How’d you get here first?
242
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874
I guess even when I’m bad,
I’m still pretty good.
243
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,168
So, what’s Morty saying to you?
Where is he?
244
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,088
- What? How would I know?
- You didn’t form a psychic link?
245
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,799
No! We didn’t form a psychic link,
what the fuck is that?
246
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,594
That’s like the whole thing.
Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer.
247
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,847
You used him to get with cool kids
but didn’t even activate your powers?
248
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,891
It’s kind of a kuato’s whole deal.
249
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,184
Sorry! Sorry!
250
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,019
Alright, so how do I hear him?
251
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,939
Open your mind, Summer? Christ.
252
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,279
Hello? Morty?
253
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,698
- Morty!
- Summer?
254
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,450
Summer! Is that you?
255
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,785
Morty, I can hear you!
256
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,538
Thank fucking Christ, you bitch!
I’ve been screaming for hours!
257
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,373
Alright well!
I don’t have to hear you.
258
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,792
Sorry!
And I’m sorry about the frolf party.
259
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,295
I think they’re selling me, Summer!
Hurry!
260
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,879
They’re selling him, Grandpa!
261
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,298
- Well, obviously.
- Well, obviously.
262
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:46,635
You don’t have to do this!
What we had was real!
263
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,056
- Prepare to get opened.
- Don’t shoot!
264
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,101
I didn’t tell them anything!
Except where and how to find you!
265
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,687
He’s outlived his usefulness.
Kill him.
266
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,026
Oh shit, psychic warfare!
267
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,819
- What?
- Hold on, Grandpa’s got this.
268
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,030
Oh shit! Run!
269
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,533
- Psychic grandpa.
- No, look!
270
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,702
Fake temple
with a high pitch noise maker.
271
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,203
Run before these guys figure it out!
272
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,582
He’s a fake, you morons!
Like most psychics! Kill them!
273
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,127
- Summer!
- I’m coming, Morty! Where are you?
274
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,796
I dunno! They’re moving me!
I’m on the move!
275
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,508
This next one comes with a hat...
Oh shit!
276
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,475
That’s what frolf is about, bitch!
277
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,144
Frisbee plus Golf. I get it now.
278
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,479
Summer, hurry!
279
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,360
Open your mind!
280
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,862
Where do you think they got that one?
Whose chest is that big?
281
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,030
We don’t have time for this.
282
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,741
Why do you get to kick down
all the doors? I wanna kick one.
283
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,243
Shit! It’s locked! My ankle!
284
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,162
What is this, your first Taken?
285
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,291
Fuck you, Summer! I rescue Morty
seven times per season!
286
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,378
- Summer! The boat, Summer!
- Morty! I see it! I see the boat!
287
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,338
Here, Summer! Check this out.
288
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,677
- Check this out?
- Window jump.
289
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,387
Try to say it’s my first Taken now.
290
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,057
- It’s your first Taken.
- I’m getting my groove back!
291
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,351
You heard him, boys.
Kill him before he gets his groove!
292
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,191
Fuck!
293
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,152
None of this would a happened
if you just unmerged us when I asked!
294
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,238
Morty gets everything for free!
295
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,409
Morty’s a dog! People have cats
because their affection is earned.
296
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,078
I treat you like an equal
because I respect you,
297
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,747
- you remind me of your grandmother.
- What?
298
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,083
No! I said what...
299
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,711
You’re getting choked.
Go go ponytail secret move!
300
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,047
Oh my God! What? Hair, stop!
301
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,967
- I need you to remove that.
- Ungrateful.
302
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,927
How’s Morty?
303
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,722
Morty, you okay? Sorry!
I just killed a guy with my hair.
304
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,808
No, I’m not okay!
I’m still on the boat! Hurry!
305
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,394
Open your mind!
306
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,896
Sedate him.
We’re meeting his buyer in an hour.
307
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,944
Open your mind!
308
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,238
Easy there. It’ll all be over soon.
309
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,117
Shit! Bite me twice, shame on me!
310
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,705
Man inject me once.
311
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,296
Sir! They’re inbound.
What should we do?
312
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,589
Kill them, idiot!
313
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,887
There are days, and there are days.
314
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,765
Kenneth, you’re the crown jewel
of psychic assholes.
315
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,101
Quite an entrance. Now for mine.
316
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,981
That’s the reveal? You slide off?
317
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,567
You think I’m done revealing?
318
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,238
That’s right, it’s me!
A smaller Kuato.
319
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:57,826
The mastermind behind it all.
I sold out my own kind,
320
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,203
and I’d do it again!
321
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,663
- Who could’ve seen that coming.
- I mean, he can talk.
322
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,957
- That’s kinda surprising.
- Yes.
323
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,002
Everyone always assumed
that charming Kenneth was the brains.
324
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,964
Or perhaps his Kuato.
But I was in control!
325
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,343
- Morty!
- Damn Morty, big air!
326
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,638
Stop it!
327
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,729
- Open your mind.
- You wanna die?
328
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,903
You little shit!
329
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,865
- He’s got a knife!
- Not just any knife.
330
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,201
Kuato knife!
331
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,745
Stop! That’s mine!
332
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,664
Shit! Fuck!
333
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,125
Shit! It has missiles!
334
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,670
You think this is a joke?
335
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,512
You’re about to die.
So I’ll let you in on my true secret.
336
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,434
Those last three guys were chumps.
I’m the real top dawg.
337
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,646
Shit, is that three or four?
I’ve lost count.
338
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,191
- But wait, if you’re dazzled now.
- Okay!
339
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,276
I see where this is going.
340
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:15,988
No! No!
341
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,869
What? No! No!
No!
342
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,960
Man, kind of a shame.
That spider thing was pretty cool.
343
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,129
- I wanted it.
- Morty says he wanted it.
344
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,630
Okay! Here.
345
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,182
- You gotta jiggle it more.
- Obviously I’m jiggling it, Summer!
346
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,809
- Well, not hard enough.
- Morty says "Not hard enough".
347
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,811
I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.
348
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,354
I gotta upgrade the polling rate.
349
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,613
Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard?
Just jiggle it!
350
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,114
I’m alive! I’m alive!
351
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:04,411
No, wait!
I have so much more to reveal! No!
352
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,039
There we go.
353
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,252
This is great.
354
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,921
Morty, looking good.
355
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,964
Bro you’re actually like a fucking boss.
356
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,549
Wait, can that thing jump?
357
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,052
Oh my god, bro.
358
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:23,138
- Frolf!
- Frolf!
359
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:28,101
- Frolf!
- Frolf!
360
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,442
And the Harry Herpsons win!
361
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,444
Morty! That’s a par!
362
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,407
Open your mind!
363
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,040
Did you see that par?
Morty’s killer out there.
364
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,085
- He’s not even using his missiles.
- Speaking of...
365
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,629
I kinda need a new girl
to hook up with on Tuesdays?
366
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,424
- Pass.
- You wanna get out of here?
367
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,259
Totes.
368
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,844
Summer saved me from being
trafficked and burned alive.
369
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,845
It’s like whatever.
370
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:09,101
Damn, Summer Smith.
There is no end to your complexity.
371
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,021
There’s the missiles.
372
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:16,149
Open your mind!
373
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,601
Yes, well, my new kuato
was named Morty,
374
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,812
but I’m going to call him Sixty nine.
375
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,859
Kenneth’s running a little late
with the package, no?
376
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,277
Oh, he’ll show.
377
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:04,281
Do you know how much I paid?
Sixty nine million flurbo.
378
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,369
I had seventy of course,
but, sixty-nine...
379
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,041
I have sixty-nine credit cards.
380
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,378
My wife wanted to have sex,
but I said no,
381
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,172
not unless we sixty-nine.
382
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,552
- TMI, Michael.
- You have a wife?
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