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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Yeah, it says here
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there's another sighting
of the Loch Ness monster.
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Yeah? Do you believe that?
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There's even a picture of him.
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Whoa! Looks kind of
like President Reagan.
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That is Reagan.
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The other picture's the monster.
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Oh, I see.
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Wonder if they'll ever
catch that thing, huh?
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Well, I, for one, hope they never do.
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I mean, none of us really want to see
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that poor beast hauled out of the water
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and put on display in some sideshow.
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Well, I sure would.
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You know, we could all go together.
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I don't mind driving.
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Yeah, but, uh, you see, Woody, they...
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You know, it'd be kind of fun.
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We could pack a lunch.
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No, Woody, they...
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All right, who wants
peanut butter and jelly
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and who wants bologna?
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Woody, they...
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I'll have one of each, all right?
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(piano plays)
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? Making your way in the world today ?
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? Takes everything you've got ?
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? Taking a break from all your worries ?
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? Sure would help a lot ?
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? Wouldn't you like to get away? ?
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? Sometimes you want to go ?
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? Where everybody knows your name ?
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? And they're always glad you came ?
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? You want to be where you can see ?
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? Our troubles are all the same ?
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? You want to be where
everybody knows your name ?
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? You want to go where people know ?
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? People are all the same ?
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? You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ?
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Hey, Carla, how's that
house-hunting going, huh?
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Does that answer your question?
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Yes, very nicely.
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Boy, I'll tell you, it's hopeless.
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I've looked everywhere
in the Boston area,
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and I just cannot find a
house in my price range.
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After scrimping and saving for years,
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I think I got finally enough
set aside for a little place,
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and find out I ain't got squat.
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Well, what's the big rush?
Your apartment's fine.
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No, it's not.
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My kids get bigger, my
apartment gets smaller.
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I don't know what it's like
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to be alone in a bathroom anymore.
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What's it like, Sam?
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Is it everything people say it is?
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More. Much, much more.
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I knew it.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hi.
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DIANE: Sam, I happen
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to be free tonight.
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If a certain gentleman should
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come to knock on my door,
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say, about 7:30,
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I wouldn't be adverse to going out.
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I sure hope you get lucky.
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Because I did; I got myself
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a hot date tonight.
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I see what you're doing.
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Even though I eventually
agreed to marry you,
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you're still smarting from the
sting of my initial rejection
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and looking for ways to punish me.
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No, I'm not going out with
other women to punish you.
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That's just one of the perks.
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If you're trying to make
me jealous, you can stop.
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I want you to date these women.
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While they may look
better in leotards--
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then again,
they may not--
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they can't compare to the total package
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you've experienced with me.
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Oh, I see-- we're
talking brains.
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Listen, I'll have you know
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that Tiffany happens to be a
very exceptional young woman.
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Ah, yes, Tiffany-- the
girl with the IQ of a lamp.
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Let me describe her for you:
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spandex wardrobe.
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Spends all of her time in a gym.
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Breasts that would provide
shade for a small boy.
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You, you're not even close.
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You, you're so far from being close.
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She makes me crazy.
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Did you hear that?
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Yup.
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Hi, can I speak to Tiffany, please?
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I don't know; try the aerobics class.
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Yeah, yeah, will you just tell her
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that... Sam can't make it tonight.
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Uh, something's upset his stomach.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Whew. Boy.
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Got to be somebody in here with a brain.
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I mean, I don't even care
if she's good-looking.
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You got a sister, Frasier?
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No.
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You have a dress?
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What's the occasion?
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Hey, tutti-frutti and a rooti.
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Oh, boy, a good and gracious afternoon
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to every one of you wonderful people.
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Oh, Cliffie, cheer up, bud.
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Eh, Normie, I'm a happy man.
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I started a new route today.
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So, where is it?
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Uh, Meadowview Acres.
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You know, just north of the airport?
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It's a real plum.
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Yeah, best route in the city.
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No one else wanted it, huh?
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(chuckling)
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Are you kidding?
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It's a nesting ground for
stewardesses out there.
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Yeah, there's a house
full of them, you know,
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living all together.
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And they're nuts about me.
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Well, how do you know that, Mr. Clavin?
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Woody, they stand behind the curtain,
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laughing and giggling the way women do
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when they're taken with a man.
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Have a couple of drafts, Woody?
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Oh, hey, Carla, listen,
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if you're still, uh,
searching out a new house,
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uh, I got a doozy out there on my route.
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I wrote out the, uh, particulars.
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Give me this.
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"Meadowview Acres."
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I know where that is.
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I couldn't afford...
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Hey, this thing is in my price range...
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which means it is either
built on quicksand,
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or is currently on fire.
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CLIFF: Look, Carla, I looked at it
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and it looked all right to me.
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Come on, Carla, check it out.
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What do you got to lose?
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You really think I should?
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Yeah, remember what your
horoscope said today?
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"Take a chance, explore other avenues."
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That's right!
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And you know what?
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That jives with my other two horoscopes,
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my tarot cards, and Madame
Livinda's latest palm reading.
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SAM: Well, there you go.
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I think I better go give
this thing a look-see.
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I'll be back later. Yeah, bye-bye.
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CARLA: Okay.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson, I'm a Leo.
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What's my horoscope say?
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Young bartender should refill mug
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of thirsty patron at corner of bar.
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Those things are so vague,
they could apply to anyone.
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Sammy! Sammy!
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Listen, I went to see that house,
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and it was perfect.
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I mean, listen to this.
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Me and the older kids
could have rooms of our own.
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Oh-ho!
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And there's this big kitchen
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with Formica as far
as the eye could see.
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And there's grass, Sammy.
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I mean, can you imagine
having grass of your very own
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to water and mow and lie down
in naked anytime you want.
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That's the American dream, all right.
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Yeah. Oh, oh, oh--
there's a fireplace.
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Finally the kids are
going to have a place
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where they're supposed to start a fire.
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I'm so excited, I don't know what to do.
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Carla, you're talking
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like you've already bought the place.
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I did.
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You what? I bought it!
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I did!
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(everyone exclaiming)
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They took my first offer.
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Went through without a hitch.
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Your very first offer?
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Yeah, yeah, they could see
I'd be a tough negotiator
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and buckled under.
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Well, when do you move in?
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In a few weeks.
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I got to wait for the loan to clear,
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but the guy at the
bank said not to worry,
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so I'm not going to.
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Life is too wonderful to worry.
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Thank you.
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SAM: Carla, Carla,
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don't you think there's somebody else
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you ought to say something to?
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Oh.
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Cliff.
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Stop. Don't move.
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Don't turn around.
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Don't say anything.
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Just look at the floor.
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Huh?
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Just do as I said.
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Cliff, I want to thank you
for telling me about the house.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, puke. I knew you'd get mushy.
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I see the search for intelligent
forms of life continues.
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Do you mind?
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You're in my light.
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I am your light.
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Happy hunting.
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Uh-huh.
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Evening, everybody.
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EVERYONE: Norm!
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What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
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What isn't?
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Hey, there, Norm.
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Carla bought that
house I told her about.
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And she knew its history?
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What, what do you mean?
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Well, the asking price
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just seemed a little low for that area,
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so I did a little checking on my own.
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Oh, no. I don't think
I want to hear this.
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Yeah, apparently,
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the house is built
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directly over the graveyard
of a 17th-century prison.
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Oh, my God!
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It wasn't exactly a
white-collar prison, either.
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The worst murderers and
cutthroats of their time.
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They executed hundreds of them.
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(groans)
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Local legend has it that they're
going to rise from the grave
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and seek revenge on
whoever dares to live there.
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(groaning)
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NORM: Well, we all know
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how superstitious Carla is.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
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oh, God! What's with him?
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He, uh, forgot his dry cleaning.
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Let me have a scotch
and an Irish coffee.
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I guess she doesn't know about it, huh?
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Of course she doesn't know.
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Would you buy a house that
had that kind of history?
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Houses have karmas.
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SAM: Look at her; she's so happy.
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But she has a right to know.
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Well, I don't know.
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It's always dangerous
to mess with Carla,
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but especially when she's happy.
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It's like when, uh, Frankenstein
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was playing with the
little girl, you know?
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It was a bad time to go
up to him with a torch.
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CLIFF: Yes, it's
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a terrible time; a
terrible, terrible time.
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I don't know; I think Diane's right.
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I think we should tell her.
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Maybe it's not too late
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to do something about it.
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Hey, Carla?
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Yeah, Sam?
266
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,795
I got something to tell
you about the house.
267
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,798
Something not great.
268
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,468
I knew it.
269
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,304
Carla Tortelli, when
will you ever learn?
270
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,806
After all these years of heartbreak,
271
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,558
you still get your hopes up.
272
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,360
Okay, get it over with.
273
00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,612
What's wrong with it?
274
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,447
Diane?
275
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:57,323
Carla, your house is built over
a 17th-century prison graveyard.
276
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,627
That's it?
277
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:04,046
Mm-hmm.
278
00:11:04,046 --> 00:11:05,498
Thank God!
279
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,383
I thought you were
gonna say it had dry rot.
280
00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:08,217
Dry...?
281
00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:10,586
Oh, no problem.
282
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,423
So, how's the new homeowner, huh?
283
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,808
Fine. Just great.
284
00:11:32,808 --> 00:11:33,809
Well, are you still living
285
00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:35,811
out of those cardboard boxes?
286
00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:37,813
Yeah, you know how it is.
287
00:11:38,814 --> 00:11:39,815
DIANE: You know, Carla,
288
00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:42,318
I really admire you.
289
00:11:42,318 --> 00:11:45,321
It took such courage to overlook
290
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:47,823
the unhallowed ground on
which your house is built.
291
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:51,243
I know I would've had my
last earthly moment of rest
292
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,746
in that house the moment I moved in.
293
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,499
Why, I could no more close my eyes
294
00:11:56,499 --> 00:12:00,503
in that cauldron of blood
than sever my own arm.
295
00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,004
SAM: Hey, Diane...
296
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,591
Oh, yes, well...
297
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,593
Angels on your pillow.
298
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,214
You know, I get this feeling in my gut
299
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,216
that something's bothering Carla.
300
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:16,102
I'm going to find out what it is.
301
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,888
Hey, uh, so, Carla, how's the house?
302
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:21,640
It's a great house!
It's a wonderful house!
303
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,442
It's the best house in the world!
304
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,443
(angrily): Ooh!
305
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,231
What's the matter?
306
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:31,734
Nothing.
307
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,736
Did you find a problem
after you moved in?
308
00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:39,992
No... 'cause I haven't
actually moved in yet.
309
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:43,796
So... you are bothered
by the house's history?
310
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,798
Of course I'm bothered by it.
311
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,800
I saw Poltergeist.
312
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,802
Do you think I want to end up in the TV?
313
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,307
I just didn't say anything before
314
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,177
'cause I didn't want
anyone to know I was scared.
315
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,147
Sammy, there's something
evil in that house,
316
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:05,151
something cold and clammy and horrible.
317
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,652
It doesn't want me there.
318
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:10,072
Carla, I've had phobias before,
319
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,575
and I've found that
the first essential step
320
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:15,077
in overcoming one is to confront it.
321
00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,580
I'll bet if you spent one night,
322
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,582
God help you, in that house...
323
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,085
...your fears would be licked.
324
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:24,086
Hey.
325
00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:25,087
You're not going to let anything
326
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:27,089
stand in the way of
your dreams, are you?
327
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,510
No, I'm not.
328
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,512
I've never been a quitter.
329
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,881
I'm going to spend
tonight in that house.
330
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,299
Good for you, Carla.
331
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,300
Damn right!
332
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,302
I'm going to conquer this thing.
333
00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:42,304
I'm not going to let any demons
334
00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:45,691
from the other world deny me my house.
335
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,028
Last chance to stop me.
336
00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:01,240
(dog growling faintly)
337
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,796
(keys rattling)
338
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,134
(lock clicks)
339
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:29,602
(door creaking)
340
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,663
(switch clicks twice)
341
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,501
(clicking repeatedly)
342
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:03,185
(sighs)
343
00:15:03,185 --> 00:15:06,105
Only ten more hours to go.
344
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,107
(doorbell rings)
345
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,609
(gasps, shrieks)
346
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:31,246
What are you two
ding-a-lings doing here?
347
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:34,300
Well, uh, we, uh, come
to spend the night.
348
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,804
And, uh...
349
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,807
I brought you a little
pizza with anchovies.
350
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,309
I hate anchovies.
351
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,810
Yeah, me, too.
352
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,812
Then let's eat, huh?
353
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,316
Hey, you know, this is a, uh,
354
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,817
nice place, Carla.
355
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,686
NORM: Yeah. Oh, yeah, hey, look.
356
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,521
Great fireplace here, Normie. Yeah.
357
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,022
Super living room.
358
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,423
Hey, you know, with a, uh,
359
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,526
little fresh paint and
some new wallpaper...
360
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,528
you'll have some, uh...
361
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,030
fresh paint and new wallpaper.
362
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,034
Look, I appreciate what
you guys are trying to do,
363
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,035
but it's not necessary.
364
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,420
I'm fine.
365
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:13,672
Oh, sure, you're fine. It's
a terrific place, Carla.
366
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,174
It's got a really nice feeling in here.
367
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,176
It's, uh, warm and cozy.
368
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,678
Have you checked out the
rest of the place yet?
369
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,180
No, I thought it might be
370
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,182
a good idea to have a beer first.
371
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,184
Yeah, I find that pretty much applies
372
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,686
to just about everything.
373
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,189
(dogs howling outside)
374
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,607
What was that?
375
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:32,558
Hound from hell.
376
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,860
No, no, no, no.
377
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,862
That's, a... that was a Dalmatian.
378
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,865
I'd say probably six, seven years old.
379
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,734
Definitely neutered.
380
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,153
Yep... I've, uh, never been bitten
381
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,155
by that breed, but, uh...
382
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,156
(phone rings)
383
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:48,657
What was that?
384
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:51,076
It was the telephone.
385
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,080
Keep an eye on Indiana Jones here, huh?
386
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,585
I do not have a good feeling
about this place, Cliff.
387
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,086
All right, Normie, look,
388
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,588
I said we're going to stick it out,
389
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,590
and that's exactly what
we're going to do, eh?
390
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,592
All right, if the going gets tough,
391
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,093
you can count on Norm Peterson.
392
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:10,596
Well, that was Sam.
393
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,098
Vera called. She wants you to come home.
394
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:13,982
Yep. I'm out of here.
395
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:18,353
Norm, Norm, come on!
396
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:19,354
I mean, since when are you
397
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:21,857
in such a rush to get home to Vera?
398
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:24,359
Since you moved in
over a graveyard, Carla.
399
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,360
Guys, look, I-I'm sorry.
400
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,362
I just... I don't know.
401
00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:31,867
Scary stuff... just scares me.
402
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:39,091
Hey, hey, Normie, you're driving!
403
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,975
(sighs)
404
00:17:56,975 --> 00:18:01,029
Well, guess it's, uh...
just the two of us, huh?
405
00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:02,531
Yep.
406
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,983
("A Summer Place" playing) You
can take off, too, you know.
407
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,368
There's nothing keeping you here.
408
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:08,153
Yeah, no, I know.
409
00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:15,077
Oh... I love that song.
410
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:22,084
Gee, I went to a lot of
dances in high school.
411
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,919
You were a dancer?
412
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,338
No, no, I was on the,
uh, decorating committee.
413
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,725
I still have crepe paper
stains on my fingers.
414
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,762
Yeah, I remember, you know,
watching all those kids
415
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,264
out there having one hell of a time,
416
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,267
and I thought, "Boy, I'd love
to be out there with them,"
417
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,769
but I could never find a
partner to practice with.
418
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:42,521
Fascinating.
419
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,028
Hey, hey, hey, keep your grubby fingers
420
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:53,532
off my piece there.
421
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,535
Hey, Carla, you know something?
422
00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,455
This is the, uh, first time
we've ever been alone together.
423
00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:01,957
Please, I'm eating.
424
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,346
Can I ask you a question?
425
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,847
Who's stopping you?
426
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,350
How come you're always getting on me?
427
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,770
Is it my fault you're such a yutz?
428
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,689
And as long as we're asking questions,
429
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,191
what are you doing here tonight?
430
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,644
Well, having a little
beer and a little pizza,
431
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:26,148
and, uh... helping a friend
through a scary night.
432
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:28,984
You think I'm scared?
433
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,320
I'm not scared.
434
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,822
No, Carla... it's
nothing to be ashamed of.
435
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,824
Remember what, uh,
Ernest Hemingway said...
436
00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:37,209
Would you shut up?
437
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,628
No, I think that was Jack London.
438
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,051
Look, Carla,
439
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,554
I feel a little responsible
for getting you into this,
440
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,838
and I just thought you needed,
441
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,840
uh, somebody to be here with you.
442
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,843
I don't need anybody, least of all you.
443
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:56,728
All right.
444
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,097
Fine.
445
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,601
(door creaks open)
446
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,102
Cliff?
447
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,525
("Blue on Blue" playing)
448
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:13,829
You know, uh...
449
00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:17,783
I taught a couple of
guys to dance in my day.
450
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,703
So?
451
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,123
So nothing.
452
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,547
First rule:
453
00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:35,550
no stepping on the teacher's feet.
454
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,552
(chuckles)
455
00:20:37,552 --> 00:20:38,553
Well,
456
00:20:38,553 --> 00:20:40,055
yes, ma'am.
457
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,557
Give me your hands.
458
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,981
Loosen up, would ya?
459
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,232
I don't bite.
460
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,035
Well, not you.
461
00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:55,037
All right,
462
00:20:55,037 --> 00:20:57,956
rock, walk.
463
00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:01,460
Rock... don't bounce.
464
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,963
BOTH: Rock, walk, rock, walk...
465
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,332
CARLA: There you go.
466
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:25,233
Hey! Hey!
467
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,352
What was your leg doing
underneath my head?
468
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,771
I don't know.
469
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,023
Hey, I was asleep.
470
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:34,576
I, I, I didn't even enjoy it.
471
00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:37,779
You better not have.
472
00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:44,119
What, uh, what time is it?
473
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,620
It's 4:30 in the morning.
474
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,621
Whoo...
475
00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:50,625
It's gonna be dawn soon.
476
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:53,628
Hey!
477
00:21:53,628 --> 00:21:55,013
I did it!
478
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,882
I stayed here all night!
479
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,383
The spell is broken.
480
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,385
Thank you, Cliff. Thank you. Thank you.
481
00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:07,109
Oh, I wonder how long she's
been wanting to do that.
482
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,533
It's gonna be okay.
483
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,737
My luck is finally changing.
484
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:19,821
Hey, can you feel it?
485
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,740
Uh, feel what?
486
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:24,493
The house, it's different now.
487
00:22:24,493 --> 00:22:27,746
It likes me. It wants me.
488
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,131
You know what?
489
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:31,633
I think I'm gonna put
the couch right over here.
490
00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:33,635
And the oil painting of me and Elvis
491
00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:35,637
on that wall.
492
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:36,638
Uh-huh,
uh-huh.
493
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:37,639
And the easy chair...
494
00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:39,641
(rumbling)
495
00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:42,644
What's that?
496
00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:43,645
I don't know.
497
00:22:43,645 --> 00:22:46,648
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
498
00:22:46,648 --> 00:22:48,150
They're coming to get us.
499
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:51,019
They're gonna drag us back
down to the grave with them!
500
00:22:56,358 --> 00:22:57,492
(gasps)
501
00:22:57,492 --> 00:23:00,779
(screaming)
502
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,114
(jet engines roaring)
503
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:02,998
(screaming)
504
00:23:04,499 --> 00:23:07,502
No, wait, no, Carla,
505
00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:08,503
know what that is?
506
00:23:08,503 --> 00:23:13,008
It... it's-it's not the
dead coming out of the grave
507
00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:15,010
to feast on human flesh.
508
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:18,013
It's an L-1011
wide-body.
509
00:23:20,015 --> 00:23:23,518
You know, the sounds are very similar.
510
00:23:23,518 --> 00:23:25,520
Yeah.
511
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,522
And I understand that
during foggy weather,
512
00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:29,474
they have to reroute those babies
513
00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:30,475
to runway two-niner.
514
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,477
It must be near here.
515
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:38,450
Do you mean
516
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:42,704
that this house, my house,
517
00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:44,706
is at the end of a runway?
518
00:23:44,706 --> 00:23:48,076
(whimpering): Uh-huh.
519
00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,962
And that was a wide-body jet
520
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,465
landing ten feet from my backyard?
521
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:54,966
(whimpers): Yeah.
522
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:58,887
And this house is not
cheap because it's haunted,
523
00:23:58,887 --> 00:24:02,307
but because it is right
next to the airport?
524
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,308
Yeah.
525
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:07,179
I'm home! Yay!
526
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,108
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