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Look who it is. 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,260 Oh, this motherfucker. 3 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:12,053 Children, do I got a doozy for you. 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,221 Baby Billy, what are you trying 5 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:14,931 to hit us up for now, man? 6 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:17,308 Lionel need gold baby teeth or some shit? 7 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,644 Let me guess, this time, you want a harem 8 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,397 full of professional rub-and-tuggists from Thailand? 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,107 Y'all just dirty. 10 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,234 What, you want to ask permission to sell tickets 11 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:28,403 for people to dig up Mama's grave and do pee on her? 12 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:31,489 - Oh, God. - That ain't right. 13 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,199 Now all three y'all about to look like 14 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,076 a bunch of smiling dickheads with the news I got. 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,328 What you got, Uncle Baby Billy? 16 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:41,166 I'm friends with Dusty Daniels, 17 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:43,168 the Slick Bandit himself. 18 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,919 I partied with his ass over in Monaco 19 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,588 after my second bankruptcy. 20 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,299 - all: Eight, seven, six... - Gonna get us all, Y2K! 21 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:54,054 all: Five, four, three, two, one! 22 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,895 That Y2K shit didn't happen, 23 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:04,314 so we partied our dicks off that night. 24 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,941 Me, and Dusty Daniels, and Gene Hackman 25 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,027 lost our fucking minds, man. 26 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,030 The actor Gene Hackman? 27 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:15,075 Well, it was either him or some unfortunate fella 28 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,701 who looked just like him. 29 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:20,080 Gene, Gene, Gene! 30 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,916 It's Gene fucking Hackman! Whoo! 31 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:25,085 We went hard, everybody talking 32 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,753 about the end of the world. 33 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,214 Felt like God was giving us a second shot. 34 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,174 - Get it, Gene! - Get it, Gene! 35 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,052 So we took some shots, a whole bunch of 'em. 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,726 We found an after-party. 37 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,772 We hung out for a bit. 38 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,241 Wait, hold up. Did you fuck Dusty Daniels? 39 00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:00,036 I doubt it. But you never know. 40 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,080 Y2K. 41 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,874 We threw caution to the wind, boy. 42 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,293 So y'all for sure touched dicks. 43 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,753 Well, we might have touched dicks. 44 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,588 Look, that ain't the important part of the story. 45 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,591 I put in a good word for y'all with Dusty. 46 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,593 Now he's getting bored with the Simkins crew. 47 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,179 Says they whine too much about their dead parents. 48 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,724 I think that door might still be open for you now. 49 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,392 Okay, I'll bite. 50 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,602 What do we have to do to get him back? 51 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:30,108 Well, you know how old Dusty likes himself a competition. 52 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:34,070 So it seemed like the best bet would be for y'all 53 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,280 to prove your worth by going head to head 54 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,283 with the Simkins family 55 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,119 on the premier episode of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers." 56 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,621 - Oh, God. - Ha, the winner gets Dusty! 57 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,499 Imagine that, two famous Christian families 58 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,501 just duking it out for Dusty. 59 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,629 Come on, again with this "Bible Bonkers" bullshit? 60 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,922 Give it up. 61 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,175 If you want Dusty back, 62 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,968 green light my fucking show. 63 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,179 Pew, pew. 64 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,973 Whoo-whee, sucker. 65 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:05,560 ♪ Praise ♪ 66 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,609 ♪ Praise ♪ 67 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,862 Jesus. 68 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,406 Son of a... 69 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,578 So what we coming here for? 70 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,831 Well, I gotta use their coin counting machine. 71 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,501 There's maybe--I don't know-- 72 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,671 right there, 30 bucks right there. 73 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,173 30 bucks won't even get us half a tank of gas. 74 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,342 Well, that's half a tank more 75 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,052 than we got right now, smart guy. 76 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,388 All we gotta do is get to the Gemstones. 77 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,182 You need to learn the value of a dollar. 78 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,476 - Have fun. - Come on. 79 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,354 Let's go do the Coinstar together, huh? 80 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,439 Maybe get you a candy bar, 81 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,692 depending on how much we got left, but-- 82 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,027 You do the coins. I don't need a candy bar. 83 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,904 I'll stand watch. 84 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,864 All right. 85 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,664 I appreciate you, Chuck. 86 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,625 You're a good boy, standing up with your pa 87 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,669 while the rest of the world turns their backs. 88 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,880 You know, you're all I've got left. 89 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,385 I love you, buddy. 90 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,179 I love you too, Pa. 91 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,742 What? 92 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:47,412 12.38? God damn it. 93 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,776 Chuck! 94 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,572 Chuck! 95 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,240 Authorities are still searching 96 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,117 for this person of interest. 97 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,660 Peter Montgomery, 64, 98 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,788 had rented the truck with the bomb. 99 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,792 It's still unknown whether he escaped or died in the blast. 100 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,045 We will continue to follow this story as it develops. 101 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,464 How come they ain't said nothing about Chuck, Mama? 102 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,632 Why do you think? 103 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:41,925 'Cause there ain't nothing left of him. 104 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,594 - Oh, don't say that. - Let's stay positive. 105 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:48,014 Chuck, poor, poor Chuck. 106 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,440 Daddy. 107 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,193 Psst, Daddy. 108 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,444 Remember how we were talking about how 109 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,570 we were doing "Bible Bonkers"? 110 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,782 We need to get two more members to round out our team. 111 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,909 We were hoping to get some ringers. 112 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,662 We were thinking, maybe you be one of our team members, 113 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,747 maybe, you know, Big Karl or Aunt May-May. 114 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,000 What the hell is he talking about? 115 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,293 Baby, maybe out of respect for Chuck, we just-- 116 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,712 Oh, no, that's the thing, though, Amber, 117 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,256 was we were gonna ask Chuck 'cause he is a huge Bible nerd, 118 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,342 but it's like, obviously, now... 119 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,179 So now we have to settle for Karl or May-May. 120 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,433 - Still good choices. - That's enough. 121 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:35,854 Hey, y'all, let's do it for Chuck, you know? 122 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,481 If he's dead like the news is making it 123 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,525 really, really seem like he is, 124 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,485 he would want us to win Dusty back. 125 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,404 He would. 126 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,865 - My son! - Mama? 127 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,368 We could do an in memorandums title card 128 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,578 in the credits for him. 129 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,455 - In memorials. - It's "in memoriam." 130 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,750 - The memoriams? - Dad, that would be sick. 131 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,877 To Chuck. 132 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,380 How many times have you heard me 133 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,715 give that speech? 134 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,217 Something about this time that even some Hebrews 135 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,302 came up to me. 136 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,890 Oh, looky here. 137 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,895 Boys, boys, boys, are we doing chuckles? 138 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,982 Simkins, I really hope you've enjoyed your time 139 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,442 with the Slick Bandit. 140 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,028 We'll see where old Dusty lands after my family 141 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,447 whips your family's ass on "Bible Bonkers." 142 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,866 Better hush that cussing, Jesse, 143 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,910 lest ye want another white slap. 144 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,662 Don't you know who you are up against, Jesse? 145 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,707 Vance here knows the entire New Testament by heart. 146 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,959 His biblical knowledge runs deep. 147 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,837 Hell, my family's biblical knowledge runs deep too. 148 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:46,633 Your family don't stand a chance, Jesse. 149 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,220 We're gonna humiliate you on "Bible Bonkers" 150 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,596 on your own network. 151 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,932 Let all your followers see how far 152 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,643 the mighty Gemstone empire has fallen. 153 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,897 They're all gonna leave you. Even God will forsake you. 154 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,108 Son of a bitch. 155 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,903 No acts of violence will be tolerated in the chambers. 156 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,240 A black slap will be administered if so. 157 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,992 - What the hell's a black slap? - You get naked for that one. 158 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:16,413 I dare you. Get the black slap. 159 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,456 Boys, boys. 160 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,543 Save it for the quiz show. 161 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,087 Fine, the quiz show it shall be saved for. 162 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,964 Can't wait. 163 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,967 Jesse. 164 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,344 - Jesse. - Jesse, Jesse. 165 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,887 You keep on truckin'. 166 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:33,972 Don't you tell me how to walk. 167 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,974 - I truck everywhere I walk. - Uh-huh. 168 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,268 This'll be your face at the quiz show. 169 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,021 Oh, yeah? How about this? 170 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,064 How's that? 171 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,110 Yeah, don't get dizzy on your way out. 172 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,039 They took my son away from me. 173 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,332 And what now? 174 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,295 What am I supposed to do now? 175 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,339 I don't... 176 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,512 Lord. 177 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,140 Lord Jesus. 178 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,560 I am in my darkest hour. 179 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:26,358 I am but a lost sheep 180 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:31,821 in the need of a shepherd, please. 181 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,200 Please give me a sign, Lord Jesus. 182 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,703 Please. 183 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,206 I'm gonna-- 184 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,408 Oh, shoot. 185 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,828 I will not fear the terror of the night, 186 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,287 nor the arrow that flies by day, 187 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,748 nor the pestilence that stalks the darkness, 188 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,917 nor the plague that destroys the midday. 189 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,795 Dear Lord, you are our fortress and our refuge. 190 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,881 - Amen. - Amen. 191 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,680 Crying won't do no good, son. Stay strong. 192 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,933 The Lord's will shall be done. 193 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,023 Hello, Mama. 194 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,191 Karl. 195 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,152 Chuck, Chuck! 196 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,279 - Chuck, you're alive! - Thank you, God. 197 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,947 Chuck, oh, my gosh! 198 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,949 - Oh, Chucky! - Thank you. 199 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,952 - Oh, my God, Chuck! - My son! 200 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,621 Oh! 201 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,165 - Mama. - Oh, Chuck. 202 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,250 Oh! 203 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,961 The Lord has delivered him back to us. 204 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,797 Actually, I just hitchhiked here. 205 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,468 That explosion was meant for y'all Gemstones. 206 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,385 Chuck saved you. 207 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,387 I made sure there were no people nearby 208 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,764 when I set it off. 209 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,016 I needed to break away. 210 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,769 I started to realize it right after you left, Karl. 211 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,563 Why were you, like, super mean to us 212 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,565 the whole time we were held captive? 213 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,817 I didn't want y'all to die or get hurt. 214 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,653 I just wanted Pa to get that money. 215 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,822 I thought y'all could afford it. 216 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,825 I'm sorry, cousins. 217 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,621 Uncle. I know it ain't no excuse. 218 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,956 But I am sorry. 219 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,501 I have to admit, you keeping us from blowing up 220 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,004 in an explosion is a pretty good way to make it up to us. 221 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,757 - Very thoughtful. - Creative too. 222 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,885 Well, I, for one, 223 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,346 do not accept this betrayer's words. 224 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,391 So if you'll excuse me, I have a quiz show program 225 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,685 to make preparations for. 226 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,112 ♪ There comes a time ♪ 227 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:21,700 ♪ When you face the truth alone ♪ 228 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,161 ♪ Stand up and fight your battle ♪ 229 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,873 ♪ Leaving your own inhibitions behind ♪ 230 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,251 ♪ Stand on your own ♪ 231 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:36,297 ♪ There's no retreat, there's no surrender ♪ 232 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,382 ♪ Stand on your own ♪ 233 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,467 Hey, cuz. 234 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:43,138 ♪ For you must choose what your heart tells you ♪ 235 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,181 Jesse. 236 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,769 Look, I don't expect you to forgive me 237 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,896 or be cool cousins with me anymore. 238 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:52,981 I know I done you wrong. 239 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,899 I just--I wanted to see what it'd be like 240 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,069 to have my daddy again, see what he could teach me. 241 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,488 Wasn't what I expected. 242 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,781 Homie's a damn militia leader. 243 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,241 I don't know what sort of daddy/son lessons 244 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,534 you were hoping to snag from that. 245 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,161 That's easy for you to say. 246 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,955 You got your daddy around, and he helps you all. 247 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,875 Barely, I mean, yeah, sure, he gave us our houses, and, 248 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,336 you know, fancy stuff, and the church, 249 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,420 but that's fucking all. 250 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,505 That other stuff is a lot. 251 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,090 Well, I'd trade every bit of it 252 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,509 if he'd just act like he was proud of me every now and then 253 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,635 instead of always looking at me 254 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,304 like he's half-ass embarrassed. 255 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,264 An old man looking at you like that your whole entire life, 256 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,850 I'd say that's worse than having no daddy at all. 257 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,603 I guess we do have that in common. 258 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,855 Look to our daddies for guidance. 259 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,192 But we're grown. It's up to us now. 260 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,071 Yeah, it is. I'll tell you what. 261 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,239 You promise not to betray my family 262 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,909 or participate in any sort of kidnapping plots 263 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,786 against me or people that are important to me, 264 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,037 then I will forgive you. 265 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,914 Just know that if you go back on your promise, 266 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999 then I will kill you, and it'll be fair, 267 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,417 and there'll be nothing you can say about it. 268 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,878 - How would you kill me? - I don't know. 269 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,421 Maybe shoot you. 270 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,756 I can stab you, cut you up, 271 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174 chop your little body into pieces. 272 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,968 Maybe radiation poisoning. Anything I desire. 273 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,471 You won't see it coming, but you will be dead. 274 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,849 It won't matter anyway. I'll never betray you again. 275 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,394 - Or do kidnappings? - Or do kidnappings. 276 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,479 Cool cousins again? 277 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,482 Cool cousins. 278 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,488 Gemstones and Montgomerys, oil and vinegar, 279 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,408 fire and ice, but not tonight, dear Lord. 280 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,910 Tonight we thank you for joining us here 281 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,704 together as one. 282 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,748 One family to defeat another family 283 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,251 to win the riches of yet another man, 284 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,961 a race car man. 285 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,963 Please, dear heavenly Father, give us the strength, 286 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,799 courage, and dexterity to beat the Simkins. 287 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,760 Let us be victorious today, united as one. 288 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,804 - both: Amen. - Whoo! 289 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,973 I'm really feeling like we might be able to pull this off. 290 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,057 Mm-hmm, me too. 291 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,350 Thanks for joining the squad, cuzzes. 292 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,310 We know y'all are huge Bible nerds. 293 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,812 So fuck yes. 294 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,647 We are. We know our stuff. 295 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,816 Hey, knock-knock. 296 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,860 Oh, hey, come to say hi before the show? 297 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,612 I came to say thank you. 298 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,740 Now, having my own game show 299 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,450 has always been a dream of mine. 300 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,201 And y'all made that come true, now. 301 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,495 You've always dreamt of being a game show host? 302 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,330 - You're goddamn right, Jesse. - Okay. 303 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,416 Now, I know y'all see me as a mentor figure. 304 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,085 It's no mystery that y'all are basically orphans. 305 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,713 I mean, your mama's dead, your daddy's out to lunch, 306 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,048 but who stepped up? 307 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,884 Me, I had to step up, and I had to guide you, 308 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,053 and counsel you, and hold you. 309 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,429 Well, I feel like I'm your daddy. 310 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,430 - Oh. - Yeah. 311 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,474 You didn't do any of those things you just said. 312 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,351 I've done all of it. I am all y'all's daddy. 313 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,560 - both: Not my daddy. - You're not my daddy. 314 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,437 - Now, I'm your daddy. - You ain't my daddy, boy. 315 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,356 - Yes, I am. - You are not our daddy. 316 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,857 - I am your daddy. - Not our daddy. 317 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,776 - You ain't my fucking daddy. - Hush! 318 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,277 - Okay. - I said I'm your daddy. 319 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,029 - You ain't my daddy. - Listen to me. 320 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,573 I know you got a lot riding on this game tonight. 321 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,868 So to show you my appreciation and to let you know 322 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,662 how much I love you, I'ma get distracted 323 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,166 and leave these here deck of cards with the answers 324 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293 to tonight's questions on them in your dressing room. 325 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,420 Oh, I'm distracted. I'm not paying attention. 326 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,006 I don't know. Did I leave something here? 327 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,553 Get over here. Good luck. 328 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,097 - Judy. - Okay. 329 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,599 What the fuck is going on right now? 330 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,520 Now be a star. And hey. 331 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,939 Uh-huh. 332 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,941 I'm proud of you. 333 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,402 Now go cheat. 334 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,614 - Seems dishonest to me. - Yeah, no duh, Chuck. 335 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575 With those, there's no way in hell we would lose to them. 336 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,869 You know I ain't above cheating. 337 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,539 Use our family's wealth to purchase a win 338 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,749 or hire some fellas to go into their dressing room 339 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,127 and beat the fuck out of them, so they're incapacitated 340 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,461 for the tournament tonight. 341 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,255 Okay, let's do that. 342 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,632 But that would not be the behavior of a righteous man. 343 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:51,011 Tonight we beat these motherfuckers fair and square. 344 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,556 Tonight we fucking earn this one. 345 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,059 - Whoo! - God damn it. 346 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,478 Well, I am so proud of you, Jesse. 347 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,605 That being said, we are definitely gonna lose now. 348 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,275 You know what, this is gonna take too long. 349 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,945 - Oh. - Oh, God dang. 350 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,157 There, now no one look at the cards 351 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,117 'cause they got my cock cooties on them. 352 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,952 Now let's go win. 353 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,245 - Amen. - Whoo! 354 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,329 - Let's win! - Come on! 355 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,623 - Let's go! - Okay. 356 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,209 I never thought I'd see the day when our grown children 357 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,420 were together on a quiz show, Eli. 358 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:29,007 That is kind of crazy. 359 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,510 Oh, my God, is that who I think it is? 360 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,472 Damn, it's Peter. That is him. 361 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,478 Follow him discreetly. 362 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,235 Amen. 363 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,988 Go bonkers. 364 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,701 Who did Jesus bring back to life? 365 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,370 all: Lazarus! 366 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,539 What is the color of death's great horse? 367 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,124 all: Pale! 368 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,543 And who put all the animals on the boat? 369 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712 all: Noah! 370 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,974 - ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Bible bonkers ♪ 371 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,019 ♪ Buzzing in in the name of the Lord ♪ 372 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,647 ♪ Bible bonkers ♪ 373 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,149 ♪ Where Jesus has the highest score ♪ 374 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,319 ♪ From Abraham and Sarah to Adam and Eve ♪ 375 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:35,907 ♪ A little burning bush to an olive tree ♪ 376 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,160 - ♪ Let's go Bible bonkers ♪ - ♪ It's time to play ♪ 377 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,039 - ♪ God's favorite game ♪ - ♪ Bible bonkers ♪ 378 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,626 - ♪ Bible bonkers ♪ - ♪ God's favorite game ♪ 379 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,421 Whoo! 380 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,173 Welcome to the very first episode 381 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,719 of a soon-to-be Christian cultural phenomenon, 382 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,388 "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers"! 383 00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,973 I'm so blessed to have you here. 384 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,851 You're from all over the world, and that's a big ask, 385 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,270 considering the price of gasoline these days. 386 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,856 Everything is so expensive, even wood. 387 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,566 If Noah was alive today, 388 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,568 he couldn't have built the ark out of wood. 389 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,194 He would have had to make a dinghy. 390 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,491 All righty, let's bring out our first contestants. 391 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:23,121 Bonker Boys, bring out the Gemstone family! 392 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,790 Yes! Come on, baby! 393 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,340 All right, all right. 394 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,966 Now let's bring out their opponents, 395 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,802 the Simkin family! 396 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,394 All right, all right. 397 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,646 Let's have the team captains please come up here... 398 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,148 - You got it, Jesse, go on now. - To the buzzer podiums. 399 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,524 Let's go, there's a lot on the line tonight. 400 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,818 So let's get at 'em. First question, here we go. 401 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,488 How long was Lazarus dead for 402 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,990 when Jesus brought him back to life? 403 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,952 - Four days. - Four days, that is correct. 404 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,871 That's a point, Simkins. 405 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,790 Next one. Next person come up. 406 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,083 - That's my brother! - Let's go, Gemstones! 407 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,919 Shake it off, shake it off. 408 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,504 Judy, you got this! 409 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,464 - Give me some sugar now. - Okay. 410 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,840 Whoa! 411 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,050 It's fine! He's my uncle! 412 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,385 Next question. 413 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,304 What is the shortest Bible verse? 414 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,308 John 11:35, "Jesus wept." 415 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,935 - Yeah, duh. - All right! 416 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,895 Another point for the Simkins. 417 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:29,938 - Judy! - See, I knew that. 418 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648 Don't worry. I got this. 419 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,942 - Yeah, go on, get on up there. - All right. 420 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,200 Kelvin Gemstone! 421 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,451 Finish the scripture: 422 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:48,164 James 1:5, "If any of you lack wisdom, let him..." 423 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,041 Ask of God! 424 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,210 - God, I knew it. - That is correct! 425 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,837 Yes! 426 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,256 - Nicodemus. - Correct! 427 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,467 - An ark of bulrushes. - Correct! 428 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,803 Another point for the Simkins! 429 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,976 Where's he going? 430 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,936 He's going to the church. 431 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,771 What? 432 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,663 Peter, what the hell are you doing? 433 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,206 Stop! 434 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,709 Don't come any closer! 435 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,465 - Ha! - It's my new bomb! 436 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,261 Young and eager, don't you try it. 437 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,929 See this here? 438 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,058 I Bluetooth connected the bomb to my Fitbit. 439 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,101 Acts as a dead man's switch. 440 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,519 If my heartbeat stops, 441 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,814 Mr. Fitbit here tells Mr. Bomb to explode. 442 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,358 So don't try anything! 443 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,318 What is with you and bombs now? 444 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,196 Pfft, you're a damn fool, Peter! 445 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:04,282 I got nothing left! 446 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,618 Don't you know? 447 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:12,624 We lost him, May-May. We lost our boy. 448 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,959 He's the only thing I had left in this world, 449 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,211 and now he's gone. 450 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,630 Chuck ain't dead, you idiot! 451 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,841 He's in the studio you're trying to blow up! 452 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:26,096 Chuck set the bomb off! He did it to get away from you. 453 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,348 Wait. 454 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,604 Now, the Gemstone family lost that first round, 455 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,565 which means the team captain is sent 456 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,275 to the Hurricane Booth! 457 00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,697 - The hell's a Hurricane Booth? - You about to find out. 458 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,574 Bonker Boys, take him away! 459 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,201 - No. - Let's go! 460 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,953 - No, no. - Yeah, come on out. 461 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,496 Oh, get him out. 462 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,332 Great going! In the box! 463 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,419 Let's go. Get him over. 464 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,837 Keep going to the Hurricane Booth. 465 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,507 This is the bonkers part of the program! 466 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,427 Now every single time the Gemstones get one wrong, 467 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,179 we gon' blast Jesse in the Hurricane Booth! 468 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:22,110 So you turned Chuck against me too, huh? 469 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:25,613 It's all your fault any of this happened, Eli. 470 00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,532 It's always been your fault. 471 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,284 You don't gotta do this. 472 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,704 You know it's not what Christ would want. 473 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,457 Well, come to think of it, 474 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,462 nowadays, I don't even know what Christ wants. 475 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:48,470 But I do know he always seems to have the Gemstones' backs. 476 00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,972 There's one thing I keep telling myself 477 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,683 to make me feel better. 478 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,394 The Lord builds them up, 479 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,646 so when they fall, 480 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:02,692 they fall harder than any of these righteous-- 481 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,403 What is that? 482 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,281 A bug just knocked its ass on your mouth. 483 00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,076 Ugh. 484 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,452 - Whoa. - Whoa! 485 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,829 Hey, hey! Damn. 486 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,082 Hey! Whoa! 487 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,000 Look! 488 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,057 Now, from the book of Leviticus... 489 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:38,269 - Everybody get inside! - Agh! 490 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,454 Go, go, go, go, go! 491 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,302 Fuck! 492 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,941 Son of bitches! 493 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,873 Baby Billy! 494 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,088 Chuck! 495 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174 Karl! 496 00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:01,061 I got you, Dusty! Let's go! 497 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,354 Oh, no! 498 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,521 Oh, God. 499 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,358 Jesse, where are you? 500 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,068 Jesse! 501 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:09,861 Amber! Amber! 502 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,863 Dad! Go, go, I got 'em. 503 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,573 - I got 'em. - Come on, let's get Jesse! 504 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,699 Let's go! 505 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,577 Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli? 506 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,872 - Go! Come on! - Come on! 507 00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,374 My boys! 508 00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:25,043 May-May! 509 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,836 May-May! 510 00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,046 Come on, let's get her. 511 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,839 Get in! In here. 512 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,216 Let's go. 513 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:32,384 Oh, oh! 514 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,469 Ah! Get down here. 515 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,266 BJ! 516 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:41,851 Judy! 517 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,603 Keefe! No! 518 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,647 Come on, Pa. Pa! Pa, come on. 519 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,565 Come on, let's go. 520 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,359 Let's go! 521 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,527 Don't you let go of me. 522 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,903 Never! 523 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,031 - Go! - I got you, Keefe! 524 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,491 - Jesse! - Come on, get in there! 525 00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,911 No! 526 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,204 Jesse, where are you going? 527 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,664 I gotta find my daddy! 528 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,583 What did he say? 529 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,627 He went to find some titty! 530 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,632 Goddamn! 531 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:18,013 Daddy! 532 00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:21,391 Daddy! Daddy! 533 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,980 - Jesse! - Dad! 534 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,506 We gonna have to do some reshoots. 535 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,013 Dusty, you okay? 536 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,973 I've been so worried about you. 537 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,982 Whoo-whee, sucker. 538 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:57,028 Well, Dusty, come on, now. 539 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,991 Oh, hey, guys. I was looking all over for you. 540 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,785 Where were you? Come here. 541 00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,496 What? 542 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,273 You all right? 543 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:34,858 Okay, good. 544 00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,609 You all right? 545 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,737 That was God. 546 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,572 That was God talking to us, 547 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,032 just as sure as I'm talking to you. 548 00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:43,742 That was God's hand, Peter. 549 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,327 I know it was. 550 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:50,248 Chuck didn't die in that explosion, Papa. 551 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,708 He sees that, Karl. 552 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,752 And I'm glad. 553 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,337 I thought I got you killed. 554 00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,841 Seems like me getting out of prison's 555 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,259 the worst thing could've happened 556 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,386 to this family. 557 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,096 I should never have come home 558 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,098 and brought all this misery upon y'all. 559 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,017 No, no. 560 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,435 The worst thing that happened to this family 561 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:11,936 was when you got locked up. 562 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,522 I blamed everyone else, even Eli, 563 00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,816 but truth is, 564 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,527 this all happened cause we had our own problems. 565 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,113 I mean, you were just trying to make our lives better, 566 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:25,700 more comfortable, and I... 567 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,578 I never supported you. 568 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,247 I'm really sorry for that, Peter. 569 00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:32,957 I don't think I've ever heard you say 570 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,292 you're sorry before, Mama. 571 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,044 Yeah, 'cause she's never said it before. 572 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:37,629 Well, I'm saying it now. 573 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,591 I love you guys. 574 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:46,137 I love you, Dad. 575 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,515 God moves in mysterious ways. 576 00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,107 I feel like I got my family back. 577 00:30:57,148 --> 00:30:58,441 Oh, jeez. 578 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,532 The dead man's switch. 579 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,751 The bomb! It's set to explode! 580 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:17,877 What did he say, a bomb? 581 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,462 Oh, shit. 582 00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:20,839 It's gonna vaporize this whole place! 583 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,007 There's only one thing I can do, 584 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,925 and that's drive it out of here! 585 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:26,469 But Pa, you'll-- you'll blow up. 586 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,848 Peter, no! 587 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,975 - Pa! - Daddy, no! 588 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:35,520 To tomorrow's fires! 589 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,522 - No! - No, no! 590 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,690 No, Daddy! 591 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:39,858 Pa! 592 00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,621 Pa... 593 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:56,875 Papa, no! 594 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,380 Oh, jeez! 595 00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,438 Friends, we are here today 596 00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:21,733 to say goodbye to a wonderful man, 597 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,777 a true legend, 598 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:26,988 NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels. 599 00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:29,741 People knew him as the Slick Bandit. 600 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,659 He lived big, 601 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,620 drove fast, 602 00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:36,081 and spoke from the heart. 603 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,083 Our family was lucky enough 604 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,168 to get close to Dusty. 605 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:43,713 Before he passed away peacefully in his sleep, 606 00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:47,175 he entrusted his estate to us, 607 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:49,511 and we couldn't be happier 608 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,014 to put his money to good use in his name. 609 00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:56,142 He will be missed 610 00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:57,727 but not forgotten. 611 00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,188 So together, 612 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,065 we say 613 00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,775 "Whoo-whee, sucker" 614 00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,360 one last time 615 00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,196 for the fastest man on four wheels. 616 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:11,241 all: Whoo-whee, sucker. 617 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,290 How do you fix your life 618 00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:20,917 when everything goes up in smokes? 619 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,044 Good question. 620 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,213 It's one that I ask myself every single day, 621 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,924 because marriage isn't easy. 622 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,300 But by using the System, 623 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:32,137 my wife and I are now doing better than ever. 624 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,139 Trust me, I did not think 625 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,141 the System would be any good at all. 626 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,476 Getting handed this box of the System, 627 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,646 we were so mad. We wanted to kill. 628 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,607 We thought, "What is this scam? Why is it $500? 629 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:46,484 "Why is Amber at our house, giving it to us? 630 00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:49,029 Like, everything about this is shady." 631 00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:51,031 But then we tried it, 632 00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,450 and it helped everything: 633 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,327 our friendship, our love, our laughter. 634 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,872 Thank you so much, the System. 635 00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:02,042 See what the System can do for you. 636 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,501 I really was off about you. 637 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,087 I mean, I used to dread if I had to go something 638 00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,339 and I knew you were gonna be there. 639 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,341 - Mm. - Like, "Oh, man, fuck me. 640 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,301 "Now I'm gonna have to, like, make conversation 641 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:14,346 with the dumb, mean bitch my brother's married to." 642 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,181 Because you don't feel that way anymore. 643 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,558 I mean, I'm not trying 644 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:19,976 to, like, be best friends or nothing. 645 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:21,144 Right. 646 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:23,021 I'm doing compliments. 647 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,149 This is a cool moment for you. 648 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:28,026 I'll never forget it. 649 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,195 Here we are again, 650 00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:32,322 parked outside of another shop of sin. 651 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:34,491 God's work is never done. 652 00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:35,367 Should we wait 653 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,618 for the other Smut Busters to get here, 654 00:34:36,701 --> 00:34:39,954 or just do, like, a test run, me and you? 655 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,874 Yeah, let them know we are watching, 656 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,542 judging their lifestyle, 657 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,461 you know, what they do in their spare time. 658 00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,046 Yeah, like, 659 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,881 judge what people do in their bedrooms, 660 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,007 - behind closed doors. - Yeah. 661 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:54,010 Yeah. 662 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:56,012 Or... 663 00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:58,056 we could just let this one go. 664 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,265 Let it go? 665 00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:02,936 Yeah, like, maybe there are other ways to serve the Lord. 666 00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:05,146 Maybe this is the kind of situation 667 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:08,441 where you live and let live, you know? 668 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:10,777 Live and let live, you say? 669 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,237 Yeah. 670 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,988 That was just an expression I made up 671 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,407 on the spot right there. 672 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:18,368 Popped to my head like magic. 673 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,120 Wow. 674 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,249 I look like an asshole. 675 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,417 Your journey to becoming 676 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,627 a man worthy of the Gemstone name 677 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:28,712 begins today. 678 00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:30,422 There comes a time in every kid's life 679 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:32,257 where he's gotta move out of his parents' house, 680 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,050 strike out into the world on your own, 681 00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:37,095 push yourself to achieve things you never thought possible. 682 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,179 You didn't do that. 683 00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:39,431 You literally live 684 00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:41,141 on the same property as Granddad. 685 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,183 You know, there was a time 686 00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,184 when I would've slapped the taste 687 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,978 out of your fucking mouth for saying that to me, 688 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,354 but not anymore, 689 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:47,814 because you're right. 690 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,733 I didn't earn it. 691 00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:52,110 It was given to me. 692 00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,403 I wonder who I would've been 693 00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:55,280 if I would've had to work for it, 694 00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:58,450 if I had to fight tooth and nail to survive. 695 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:01,202 I'd like to think I could've done it, 696 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,246 but I'll never know. 697 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,831 I don't want that for you. 698 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:07,834 I'm fine with that being how it goes for me. 699 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:09,044 Seriously, Dad. 700 00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:10,545 You're gonna earn it. 701 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,006 You're gonna be a better man than me when it's done. 702 00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:14,591 It's my gift to you. 703 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:15,967 A gift? 704 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:19,637 You're making me go to a fucking military school. 705 00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:22,807 I'm making sure you learn how to fly, my son. 706 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,184 Come here. 707 00:36:24,267 --> 00:36:25,852 I love you. 708 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:33,943 They're gonna eat his fucking ass alive. 709 00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,153 Now that you're all healed, 710 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,780 I take it you'll be leaving me 711 00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,323 looking for a new driver. 712 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,244 Well, Granddad, if I stayed and didn't leave... 713 00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:45,538 You can drive for me as long as you want, 714 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:49,376 but don't let it keep you from following your calling. 715 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,835 Well, Grandad, that's the thing. 716 00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:53,171 Uh... 717 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,714 if I wanted to learn to do what you do, 718 00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,841 would you teach me? 719 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:04,349 You wanna preach? 720 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,476 Yeah, I think I might. 721 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,567 - Got one. - Oh! 722 00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,403 Ease on. 723 00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:17,821 - There it is. - Come on, keep him. 724 00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:34,629 ♪ Give me a word, give me a sign ♪ 725 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,131 ♪ Show me where to look ♪ 726 00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,217 ♪ And tell me, what will I find? ♪ 727 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:43,263 ♪ What will I find? ♪ 728 00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:45,974 ♪ Lay me on the ground, fly me in the sky ♪ 729 00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:47,350 ♪ Show me where to look ♪ 730 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,520 ♪ And tell me, what will I find? ♪ 731 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:54,566 ♪ What will I find? ♪ 732 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,278 ♪ Yeah ♪ 733 00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:02,407 ♪ Oh ♪ 734 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:04,534 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 735 00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,704 ♪ Oh ♪ 736 00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:10,832 ♪ Heaven let your light shine ♪ 737 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:12,876 Oh, wow. 738 00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:21,426 ♪ Love is in the water ♪ 739 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,136 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 740 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:24,471 ♪ Show me where to go ♪ 741 00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:28,099 ♪ And tell me, will love be there? ♪ 742 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,685 ♪ Will love be there? ♪ 743 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,564 ♪ Teach me how to speak, teach me how to share ♪ 744 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:35,857 ♪ Teach me where to go ♪ 745 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,984 ♪ And tell me will love be there? ♪ 746 00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:39,903 My turn, fuckers! 747 00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,821 ♪ Will love be there? ♪ 748 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:47,619 Yeah! 749 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:50,789 ♪ Oh ♪ 750 00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:53,833 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 751 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,461 ♪ Oh ♪ 752 00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:59,130 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 753 00:39:00,382 --> 00:39:02,425 ♪ Oh ♪ 754 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:06,763 ♪ Heaven let your light shine ♪ 755 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:21,778 Let's fucking go! 756 00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:30,537 ♪ Oh heaven let your light shine down ♪ 757 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,206 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪ 758 00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:36,543 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 759 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:40,463 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 760 00:39:40,505 --> 00:39:42,298 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 761 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:47,095 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 762 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:52,475 ♪ Shine ♪ 763 00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:56,938 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 764 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:03,820 ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪ 765 00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:23,923 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 766 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:28,553 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 767 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,515 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 768 00:40:32,557 --> 00:40:36,061 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 769 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,231 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 770 00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:49,199 ♪ That rumbling in your hearts ♪ 771 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,868 ♪ Comes not from below ♪ 772 00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:57,165 ♪ For something beyond the clouds ♪ 773 00:40:57,248 --> 00:40:59,876 ♪ Has hotwired your soul ♪ 774 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,004 ♪ Ah ♪ 775 00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:09,886 ♪ We will drop the holy hammer ♪ 776 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:13,431 ♪ On a stairway to sweet salvation ♪ 777 00:41:13,515 --> 00:41:15,183 ♪ We will mount ♪ 778 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,894 ♪ Every mountain ♪ 779 00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:21,898 ♪ As we sire a sovereign nation ♪ 780 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:26,945 ♪ A nation under the Redeemer ♪ 781 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:31,866 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 782 00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:35,912 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 783 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,040 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 784 00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:43,003 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 54836

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