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Ta-dah!
Look who it is.
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Oh, this motherfucker.
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Children,
do I got a doozy for you.
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Baby Billy,
what are you trying
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to hit us up for now, man?
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Lionel need gold baby teeth
or some shit?
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Let me guess, this time,
you want a harem
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full of professional
rub-and-tuggists from Thailand?
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Y'all just dirty.
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What, you want to ask
permission to sell tickets
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for people to dig up
Mama's grave and do pee on her?
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- Oh, God.
- That ain't right.
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Now all three y'all
about to look like
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a bunch of smiling dickheads
with the news I got.
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What you got,
Uncle Baby Billy?
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I'm friends
with Dusty Daniels,
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the Slick Bandit himself.
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I partied with his ass
over in Monaco
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after my second bankruptcy.
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- all: Eight, seven, six...
- Gonna get us all, Y2K!
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all: Five, four,
three, two, one!
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That Y2K shit didn't happen,
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so we partied
our dicks off that night.
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Me, and Dusty Daniels,
and Gene Hackman
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lost our fucking minds, man.
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The actor Gene Hackman?
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Well, it was either him
or some unfortunate fella
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who looked just like him.
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Gene, Gene, Gene!
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It's Gene fucking Hackman!
Whoo!
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We went hard,
everybody talking
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about the end of the world.
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Felt like God was giving us
a second shot.
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- Get it, Gene!
- Get it, Gene!
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So we took some shots,
a whole bunch of 'em.
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We found an after-party.
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We hung out for a bit.
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Wait, hold up.
Did you fuck Dusty Daniels?
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I doubt it.
But you never know.
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Y2K.
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We threw caution
to the wind, boy.
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So y'all for sure
touched dicks.
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Well, we might have
touched dicks.
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Look, that ain't the important
part of the story.
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I put in a good word
for y'all with Dusty.
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Now he's getting bored
with the Simkins crew.
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Says they whine too much
about their dead parents.
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I think that door might
still be open for you now.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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What do we have to do
to get him back?
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Well, you know how old Dusty
likes himself a competition.
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So it seemed like the best bet
would be for y'all
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to prove your worth
by going head to head
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with the Simkins family
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on the premier episode of
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."
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- Oh, God.
- Ha, the winner gets Dusty!
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Imagine that,
two famous Christian families
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just duking it out for Dusty.
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Come on, again with
this "Bible Bonkers" bullshit?
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Give it up.
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If you want Dusty back,
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green light my fucking show.
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Pew, pew.
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Whoo-whee, sucker.
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♪ Praise ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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Jesus.
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Son of a...
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So what we coming here for?
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Well, I gotta use
their coin counting machine.
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There's maybe--I don't know--
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right there,
30 bucks right there.
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30 bucks won't even get us
half a tank of gas.
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Well, that's half a tank more
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than we got right now,
smart guy.
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All we gotta do is get
to the Gemstones.
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You need to learn
the value of a dollar.
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- Have fun.
- Come on.
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Let's go do the Coinstar
together, huh?
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Maybe get you a candy bar,
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depending on how much
we got left, but--
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You do the coins.
I don't need a candy bar.
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I'll stand watch.
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All right.
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I appreciate you, Chuck.
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You're a good boy,
standing up with your pa
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while the rest of the world
turns their backs.
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You know,
you're all I've got left.
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I love you, buddy.
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I love you too, Pa.
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What?
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12.38?
God damn it.
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Chuck!
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Chuck!
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Authorities
are still searching
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for this person of interest.
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Peter Montgomery, 64,
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had rented the truck
with the bomb.
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It's still unknown whether he
escaped or died in the blast.
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We will continue to follow
this story as it develops.
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How come they ain't said
nothing about Chuck, Mama?
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Why do you think?
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'Cause there ain't
nothing left of him.
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- Oh, don't say that.
- Let's stay positive.
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Chuck, poor, poor Chuck.
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Daddy.
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Psst, Daddy.
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Remember how we were
talking about how
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we were doing "Bible Bonkers"?
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We need to get two more members
to round out our team.
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We were hoping
to get some ringers.
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We were thinking, maybe you
be one of our team members,
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maybe, you know,
Big Karl or Aunt May-May.
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What the hell
is he talking about?
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Baby, maybe out
of respect for Chuck, we just--
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Oh, no, that's the thing,
though, Amber,
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was we were gonna ask Chuck
'cause he is a huge Bible nerd,
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but it's like, obviously, now...
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So now we have to settle
for Karl or May-May.
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- Still good choices.
- That's enough.
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Hey, y'all, let's do it
for Chuck, you know?
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If he's dead like the news
is making it
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really, really seem like he is,
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he would want us
to win Dusty back.
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He would.
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- My son!
- Mama?
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We could do
an in memorandums title card
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in the credits for him.
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- In memorials.
- It's "in memoriam."
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- The memoriams?
- Dad, that would be sick.
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To Chuck.
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How many times
have you heard me
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give that speech?
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Something about this time
that even some Hebrews
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came up to me.
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Oh, looky here.
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Boys, boys, boys,
are we doing chuckles?
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Simkins, I really hope
you've enjoyed your time
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with the Slick Bandit.
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We'll see where old Dusty lands
after my family
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whips your family's ass
on "Bible Bonkers."
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Better hush that cussing, Jesse,
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lest ye want
another white slap.
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Don't you know who you
are up against, Jesse?
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Vance here knows the entire
New Testament by heart.
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His biblical knowledge
runs deep.
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Hell, my family's biblical
knowledge runs deep too.
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Your family don't stand
a chance, Jesse.
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We're gonna humiliate you
on "Bible Bonkers"
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on your own network.
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Let all your followers
see how far
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the mighty Gemstone empire
has fallen.
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They're all gonna leave you.
Even God will forsake you.
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Son of a bitch.
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No acts of violence will be
tolerated in the chambers.
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A black slap
will be administered if so.
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- What the hell's a black slap?
- You get naked for that one.
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I dare you.
Get the black slap.
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Boys, boys.
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Save it for the quiz show.
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Fine, the quiz show
it shall be saved for.
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Can't wait.
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Jesse.
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- Jesse.
- Jesse, Jesse.
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You keep on truckin'.
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Don't you tell me
how to walk.
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- I truck everywhere I walk.
- Uh-huh.
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This'll be your face
at the quiz show.
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Oh, yeah?
How about this?
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How's that?
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Yeah, don't get dizzy
on your way out.
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They took my son away from me.
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And what now?
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What am I supposed to do now?
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I don't...
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Lord.
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Lord Jesus.
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I am in my darkest hour.
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I am but a lost sheep
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in the need of a shepherd, please.
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Please give me a sign,
Lord Jesus.
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Please.
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I'm gonna--
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Oh, shoot.
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I will not fear the terror
of the night,
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nor the arrow
that flies by day,
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nor the pestilence
that stalks the darkness,
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nor the plague
that destroys the midday.
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Dear Lord, you are
our fortress and our refuge.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Crying won't do no good, son.
Stay strong.
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The Lord's will shall be done.
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Hello, Mama.
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Karl.
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Chuck, Chuck!
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- Chuck, you're alive!
- Thank you, God.
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Chuck, oh, my gosh!
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- Oh, Chucky!
- Thank you.
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- Oh, my God, Chuck!
- My son!
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Oh!
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- Mama.
- Oh, Chuck.
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Oh!
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The Lord has delivered him
back to us.
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Actually,
I just hitchhiked here.
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That explosion was meant
for y'all Gemstones.
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Chuck saved you.
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I made sure
there were no people nearby
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when I set it off.
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I needed to break away.
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I started to realize it
right after you left, Karl.
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Why were you, like,
super mean to us
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the whole time
we were held captive?
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I didn't want y'all
to die or get hurt.
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I just wanted Pa
to get that money.
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I thought
y'all could afford it.
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I'm sorry, cousins.
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Uncle.
I know it ain't no excuse.
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But I am sorry.
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I have to admit,
you keeping us from blowing up
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in an explosion is a pretty
good way to make it up to us.
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- Very thoughtful.
- Creative too.
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Well, I, for one,
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do not accept
this betrayer's words.
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So if you'll excuse me,
I have a quiz show program
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to make preparations for.
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♪ There comes a time ♪
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♪ When you face
the truth alone ♪
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♪ Stand up and fight
your battle ♪
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♪ Leaving your own
inhibitions behind ♪
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♪ Stand on your own ♪
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♪ There's no retreat,
there's no surrender ♪
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♪ Stand on your own ♪
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Hey, cuz.
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♪ For you must choose
what your heart tells you ♪
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Jesse.
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Look, I don't expect you
to forgive me
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or be cool cousins
with me anymore.
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I know I done you wrong.
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I just--I wanted to see
what it'd be like
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to have my daddy again,
see what he could teach me.
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Wasn't what I expected.
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Homie's
a damn militia leader.
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I don't know what sort
of daddy/son lessons
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you were hoping
to snag from that.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You got your daddy around,
and he helps you all.
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Barely, I mean, yeah, sure,
he gave us our houses, and,
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you know, fancy stuff,
and the church,
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but that's fucking all.
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That other stuff is a lot.
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Well, I'd trade
every bit of it
252
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if he'd just act like he was
proud of me every now and then
253
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instead of always
looking at me
254
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like he's half-ass embarrassed.
255
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An old man looking at you like
that your whole entire life,
256
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,850
I'd say that's worse
than having no daddy at all.
257
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,603
I guess we do have that
in common.
258
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,855
Look to our daddies
for guidance.
259
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,192
But we're grown.
It's up to us now.
260
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:41,071
Yeah, it is.
I'll tell you what.
261
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,239
You promise not
to betray my family
262
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,909
or participate in any sort
of kidnapping plots
263
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against me or people
that are important to me,
264
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,037
then I will forgive you.
265
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,914
Just know that if you go back
on your promise,
266
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999
then I will kill you,
and it'll be fair,
267
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,417
and there'll be nothing
you can say about it.
268
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,878
- How would you kill me?
- I don't know.
269
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,421
Maybe shoot you.
270
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,756
I can stab you, cut you up,
271
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,174
chop your little body
into pieces.
272
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,968
Maybe radiation poisoning.
Anything I desire.
273
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,471
You won't see it coming,
but you will be dead.
274
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,849
It won't matter anyway.
I'll never betray you again.
275
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,394
- Or do kidnappings?
- Or do kidnappings.
276
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,479
Cool cousins again?
277
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,482
Cool cousins.
278
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,488
Gemstones and Montgomerys,
oil and vinegar,
279
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,408
fire and ice,
but not tonight, dear Lord.
280
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,910
Tonight we thank you
for joining us here
281
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,704
together as one.
282
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,748
One family
to defeat another family
283
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,251
to win the riches
of yet another man,
284
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,961
a race car man.
285
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,963
Please, dear heavenly Father,
give us the strength,
286
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,799
courage, and dexterity
to beat the Simkins.
287
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,760
Let us be victorious today,
united as one.
288
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,804
- both: Amen.
- Whoo!
289
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,973
I'm really feeling like we
might be able to pull this off.
290
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,057
Mm-hmm, me too.
291
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,350
Thanks for joining
the squad, cuzzes.
292
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,310
We know y'all
are huge Bible nerds.
293
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,812
So fuck yes.
294
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,647
We are.
We know our stuff.
295
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,816
Hey, knock-knock.
296
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,860
Oh, hey,
come to say hi before the show?
297
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,612
I came to say thank you.
298
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,740
Now, having my own game show
299
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,450
has always been
a dream of mine.
300
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,201
And y'all made that
come true, now.
301
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,495
You've always dreamt
of being a game show host?
302
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,330
- You're goddamn right, Jesse.
- Okay.
303
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,416
Now, I know y'all see me
as a mentor figure.
304
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,085
It's no mystery that y'all
are basically orphans.
305
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,713
I mean, your mama's dead,
your daddy's out to lunch,
306
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,048
but who stepped up?
307
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,884
Me, I had to step up,
and I had to guide you,
308
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,053
and counsel you, and hold you.
309
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,429
Well, I feel like
I'm your daddy.
310
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,430
- Oh.
- Yeah.
311
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,474
You didn't do any
of those things you just said.
312
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,351
I've done all of it.
I am all y'all's daddy.
313
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,560
- both: Not my daddy.
- You're not my daddy.
314
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,437
- Now, I'm your daddy.
- You ain't my daddy, boy.
315
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,356
- Yes, I am.
- You are not our daddy.
316
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,857
- I am your daddy.
- Not our daddy.
317
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,776
- You ain't my fucking daddy.
- Hush!
318
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,277
- Okay.
- I said I'm your daddy.
319
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,029
- You ain't my daddy.
- Listen to me.
320
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,573
I know you got a lot riding
on this game tonight.
321
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,868
So to show you my appreciation
and to let you know
322
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,662
how much I love you,
I'ma get distracted
323
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,166
and leave these here deck
of cards with the answers
324
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293
to tonight's questions on them
in your dressing room.
325
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,420
Oh, I'm distracted.
I'm not paying attention.
326
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,006
I don't know.
Did I leave something here?
327
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,553
Get over here.
Good luck.
328
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,097
- Judy.
- Okay.
329
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,599
What the fuck
is going on right now?
330
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,520
Now be a star.
And hey.
331
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,939
Uh-huh.
332
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,941
I'm proud of you.
333
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,402
Now go cheat.
334
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,614
- Seems dishonest to me.
- Yeah, no duh, Chuck.
335
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575
With those, there's no way
in hell we would lose to them.
336
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,869
You know
I ain't above cheating.
337
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,539
Use our family's wealth
to purchase a win
338
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,749
or hire some fellas to go
into their dressing room
339
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,127
and beat the fuck out of them,
so they're incapacitated
340
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,461
for the tournament tonight.
341
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,255
Okay, let's do that.
342
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,632
But that would not be the
behavior of a righteous man.
343
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:51,011
Tonight we beat these
motherfuckers fair and square.
344
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,556
Tonight we fucking earn
this one.
345
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,059
- Whoo!
- God damn it.
346
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,478
Well, I am so proud
of you, Jesse.
347
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,605
That being said, we are
definitely gonna lose now.
348
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,275
You know what,
this is gonna take too long.
349
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,945
- Oh.
- Oh, God dang.
350
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,157
There,
now no one look at the cards
351
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,117
'cause they got
my cock cooties on them.
352
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,952
Now let's go win.
353
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,245
- Amen.
- Whoo!
354
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,329
- Let's win!
- Come on!
355
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,623
- Let's go!
- Okay.
356
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,209
I never thought I'd see
the day when our grown children
357
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,420
were together
on a quiz show, Eli.
358
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:29,007
That is kind of crazy.
359
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,510
Oh, my God,
is that who I think it is?
360
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,472
Damn, it's Peter.
That is him.
361
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,478
Follow him discreetly.
362
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,235
Amen.
363
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,988
Go bonkers.
364
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,701
Who did Jesus
bring back to life?
365
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,370
all: Lazarus!
366
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,539
What is the color
of death's great horse?
367
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,124
all: Pale!
368
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,543
And who put all the animals
on the boat?
369
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712
all: Noah!
370
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,974
- ♪ Let's go ♪
- ♪ Bible bonkers ♪
371
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,019
♪ Buzzing in in the name
of the Lord ♪
372
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,647
♪ Bible bonkers ♪
373
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,149
♪ Where Jesus has
the highest score ♪
374
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,319
♪ From Abraham and Sarah
to Adam and Eve ♪
375
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:35,907
♪ A little burning bush
to an olive tree ♪
376
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,160
- ♪ Let's go Bible bonkers ♪
- ♪ It's time to play ♪
377
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:43,039
- ♪ God's favorite game ♪
- ♪ Bible bonkers ♪
378
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,626
- ♪ Bible bonkers ♪
- ♪ God's favorite game ♪
379
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,421
Whoo!
380
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,173
Welcome
to the very first episode
381
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,719
of a soon-to-be Christian
cultural phenomenon,
382
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,388
"Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers"!
383
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,973
I'm so blessed
to have you here.
384
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,851
You're from all over the world,
and that's a big ask,
385
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,270
considering the price
of gasoline these days.
386
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,856
Everything is so expensive,
even wood.
387
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,566
If Noah was alive today,
388
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,568
he couldn't have built the ark
out of wood.
389
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,194
He would have had
to make a dinghy.
390
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,491
All righty, let's bring out
our first contestants.
391
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:23,121
Bonker Boys, bring out
the Gemstone family!
392
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,790
Yes!
Come on, baby!
393
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,340
All right, all right.
394
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,966
Now let's bring out
their opponents,
395
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,802
the Simkin family!
396
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,394
All right, all right.
397
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,646
Let's have the team captains
please come up here...
398
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,148
- You got it, Jesse, go on now.
- To the buzzer podiums.
399
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,524
Let's go, there's a lot
on the line tonight.
400
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,818
So let's get at 'em.
First question, here we go.
401
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,488
How long was Lazarus dead for
402
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,990
when Jesus
brought him back to life?
403
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,952
- Four days.
- Four days, that is correct.
404
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,871
That's a point, Simkins.
405
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,790
Next one.
Next person come up.
406
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,083
- That's my brother!
- Let's go, Gemstones!
407
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,919
Shake it off, shake it off.
408
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,504
Judy, you got this!
409
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,464
- Give me some sugar now.
- Okay.
410
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,840
Whoa!
411
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,050
It's fine!
He's my uncle!
412
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,385
Next question.
413
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,304
What is
the shortest Bible verse?
414
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,308
John 11:35, "Jesus wept."
415
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,935
- Yeah, duh.
- All right!
416
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,895
Another point for the Simkins.
417
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:29,938
- Judy!
- See, I knew that.
418
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,648
Don't worry. I got this.
419
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,942
- Yeah, go on, get on up there.
- All right.
420
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,200
Kelvin Gemstone!
421
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,451
Finish the scripture:
422
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:48,164
James 1:5, "If any of you
lack wisdom, let him..."
423
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,041
Ask of God!
424
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,210
- God, I knew it.
- That is correct!
425
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,837
Yes!
426
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:56,256
- Nicodemus.
- Correct!
427
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,467
- An ark of bulrushes.
- Correct!
428
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,803
Another point for the Simkins!
429
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,976
Where's he going?
430
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,936
He's going to the church.
431
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,771
What?
432
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,663
Peter, what the hell
are you doing?
433
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,206
Stop!
434
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,709
Don't come any closer!
435
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,465
- Ha!
- It's my new bomb!
436
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,261
Young and eager,
don't you try it.
437
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,929
See this here?
438
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,058
I Bluetooth connected the bomb
to my Fitbit.
439
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,101
Acts as a dead man's switch.
440
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,519
If my heartbeat stops,
441
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,814
Mr. Fitbit here tells Mr. Bomb
to explode.
442
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,358
So don't try anything!
443
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,318
What is with you
and bombs now?
444
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,196
Pfft,
you're a damn fool, Peter!
445
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:04,282
I got nothing left!
446
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,618
Don't you know?
447
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:12,624
We lost him, May-May.
We lost our boy.
448
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,959
He's the only thing
I had left in this world,
449
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,211
and now he's gone.
450
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,630
Chuck ain't dead, you idiot!
451
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,841
He's in the studio
you're trying to blow up!
452
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:26,096
Chuck set the bomb off!
He did it to get away from you.
453
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,348
Wait.
454
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,604
Now, the Gemstone family
lost that first round,
455
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,565
which means
the team captain is sent
456
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,275
to the Hurricane Booth!
457
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:43,697
- The hell's a Hurricane Booth?
- You about to find out.
458
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,574
Bonker Boys, take him away!
459
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,201
- No.
- Let's go!
460
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,953
- No, no.
- Yeah, come on out.
461
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,496
Oh, get him out.
462
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,332
Great going!
In the box!
463
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,419
Let's go.
Get him over.
464
00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,837
Keep going
to the Hurricane Booth.
465
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,507
This is the bonkers part
of the program!
466
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,427
Now every single time
the Gemstones get one wrong,
467
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,179
we gon' blast Jesse
in the Hurricane Booth!
468
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:22,110
So you turned Chuck
against me too, huh?
469
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:25,613
It's all your fault
any of this happened, Eli.
470
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,532
It's always been your fault.
471
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,284
You don't gotta do this.
472
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,704
You know it's not
what Christ would want.
473
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,457
Well, come to think of it,
474
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,462
nowadays, I don't even know
what Christ wants.
475
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:48,470
But I do know he always seems
to have the Gemstones' backs.
476
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,972
There's one thing
I keep telling myself
477
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,683
to make me feel better.
478
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,394
The Lord builds them up,
479
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,646
so when they fall,
480
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:02,692
they fall harder than any
of these righteous--
481
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,403
What is that?
482
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,281
A bug just knocked its ass
on your mouth.
483
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:11,076
Ugh.
484
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,452
- Whoa.
- Whoa!
485
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,829
Hey, hey!
Damn.
486
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,082
Hey!
Whoa!
487
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,000
Look!
488
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,057
Now, from the book
of Leviticus...
489
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:38,269
- Everybody get inside!
- Agh!
490
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,454
Go, go, go, go, go!
491
00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,302
Fuck!
492
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,941
Son of bitches!
493
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,873
Baby Billy!
494
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,088
Chuck!
495
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174
Karl!
496
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:01,061
I got you, Dusty!
Let's go!
497
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,354
Oh, no!
498
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:03,521
Oh, God.
499
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,358
Jesse, where are you?
500
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,068
Jesse!
501
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:09,861
Amber! Amber!
502
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,863
Dad!
Go, go, I got 'em.
503
00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,573
- I got 'em.
- Come on, let's get Jesse!
504
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,699
Let's go!
505
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,577
Jesse, Jesse, where is Eli?
506
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,872
- Go! Come on!
- Come on!
507
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,374
My boys!
508
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:25,043
May-May!
509
00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,836
May-May!
510
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:28,046
Come on, let's get her.
511
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,839
Get in!
In here.
512
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,216
Let's go.
513
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:32,384
Oh, oh!
514
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,469
Ah!
Get down here.
515
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,266
BJ!
516
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:41,851
Judy!
517
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,603
Keefe! No!
518
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,647
Come on, Pa.
Pa! Pa, come on.
519
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,565
Come on, let's go.
520
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,359
Let's go!
521
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,527
Don't you let go of me.
522
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,903
Never!
523
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,031
- Go!
- I got you, Keefe!
524
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,491
- Jesse!
- Come on, get in there!
525
00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,911
No!
526
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,204
Jesse, where are you going?
527
00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:02,664
I gotta find my daddy!
528
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,583
What did he say?
529
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,627
He went to find some titty!
530
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,632
Goddamn!
531
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:18,013
Daddy!
532
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:21,391
Daddy! Daddy!
533
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,980
- Jesse!
- Dad!
534
00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,506
We gonna have to do
some reshoots.
535
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,013
Dusty, you okay?
536
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,973
I've been so worried about you.
537
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,982
Whoo-whee, sucker.
538
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:57,028
Well, Dusty, come on, now.
539
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,991
Oh, hey, guys.
I was looking all over for you.
540
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:03,785
Where were you?
Come here.
541
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,496
What?
542
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,273
You all right?
543
00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:34,858
Okay, good.
544
00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,609
You all right?
545
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,737
That was God.
546
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,572
That was God talking to us,
547
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,032
just as sure
as I'm talking to you.
548
00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:43,742
That was God's hand, Peter.
549
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,327
I know it was.
550
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:50,248
Chuck didn't die
in that explosion, Papa.
551
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,708
He sees that, Karl.
552
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,752
And I'm glad.
553
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,337
I thought I got you killed.
554
00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,841
Seems like me getting
out of prison's
555
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,259
the worst thing
could've happened
556
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,386
to this family.
557
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,096
I should never have come home
558
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,098
and brought all this misery
upon y'all.
559
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,017
No, no.
560
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:10,435
The worst thing that happened
to this family
561
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:11,936
was when you got locked up.
562
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,522
I blamed everyone else,
even Eli,
563
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:16,816
but truth is,
564
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,527
this all happened cause we had
our own problems.
565
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,113
I mean, you were just trying
to make our lives better,
566
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:25,700
more comfortable, and I...
567
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,578
I never supported you.
568
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,247
I'm really sorry for that, Peter.
569
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:32,957
I don't think
I've ever heard you say
570
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,292
you're sorry before, Mama.
571
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,044
Yeah, 'cause she's
never said it before.
572
00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:37,629
Well, I'm saying it now.
573
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,591
I love you guys.
574
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:46,137
I love you, Dad.
575
00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,515
God moves in mysterious ways.
576
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,107
I feel like I got
my family back.
577
00:30:57,148 --> 00:30:58,441
Oh, jeez.
578
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,532
The dead man's switch.
579
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,751
The bomb!
It's set to explode!
580
00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:17,877
What did he say, a bomb?
581
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,462
Oh, shit.
582
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:20,839
It's gonna vaporize
this whole place!
583
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,007
There's only one thing
I can do,
584
00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,925
and that's drive it
out of here!
585
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:26,469
But Pa, you'll--
you'll blow up.
586
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,848
Peter, no!
587
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,975
- Pa!
- Daddy, no!
588
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:35,520
To tomorrow's fires!
589
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:37,522
- No!
- No, no!
590
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,690
No, Daddy!
591
00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:39,858
Pa!
592
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:53,621
Pa...
593
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:56,875
Papa, no!
594
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:02,380
Oh, jeez!
595
00:32:16,728 --> 00:32:18,438
Friends, we are here today
596
00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:21,733
to say goodbye
to a wonderful man,
597
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,777
a true legend,
598
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:26,988
NASCAR's own Dusty Daniels.
599
00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:29,741
People knew him
as the Slick Bandit.
600
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,659
He lived big,
601
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,620
drove fast,
602
00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:36,081
and spoke from the heart.
603
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,083
Our family was lucky enough
604
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,168
to get close to Dusty.
605
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:43,713
Before he passed away
peacefully in his sleep,
606
00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:47,175
he entrusted his estate to us,
607
00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:49,511
and we couldn't be happier
608
00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,014
to put his money
to good use in his name.
609
00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:56,142
He will be missed
610
00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:57,727
but not forgotten.
611
00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,188
So together,
612
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,065
we say
613
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,775
"Whoo-whee, sucker"
614
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,360
one last time
615
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:08,196
for the fastest man
on four wheels.
616
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:11,241
all: Whoo-whee, sucker.
617
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,290
How do you fix your life
618
00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:20,917
when everything goes up
in smokes?
619
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,044
Good question.
620
00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,213
It's one that I ask myself
every single day,
621
00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,924
because marriage isn't easy.
622
00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,300
But by using the System,
623
00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:32,137
my wife and I
are now doing better than ever.
624
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,139
Trust me, I did not think
625
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,141
the System would be any good
at all.
626
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,476
Getting handed this box
of the System,
627
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,646
we were so mad.
We wanted to kill.
628
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,607
We thought, "What is this scam?
Why is it $500?
629
00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:46,484
"Why is Amber at our house,
giving it to us?
630
00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:49,029
Like, everything about this
is shady."
631
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:51,031
But then we tried it,
632
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,450
and it helped everything:
633
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:56,327
our friendship, our love,
our laughter.
634
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,872
Thank you so much,
the System.
635
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:02,042
See what the System
can do for you.
636
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,501
I really was off about you.
637
00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,087
I mean, I used to dread
if I had to go something
638
00:34:06,171 --> 00:34:07,339
and I knew you were gonna be there.
639
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,341
- Mm.
- Like, "Oh, man, fuck me.
640
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,301
"Now I'm gonna have
to, like, make conversation
641
00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:14,346
with the dumb, mean bitch
my brother's married to."
642
00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,181
Because you don't feel
that way anymore.
643
00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,558
I mean, I'm not trying
644
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:19,976
to, like, be best friends
or nothing.
645
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:21,144
Right.
646
00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:23,021
I'm doing compliments.
647
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:26,149
This is a cool moment for you.
648
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:28,026
I'll never forget it.
649
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,195
Here we are again,
650
00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:32,322
parked outside
of another shop of sin.
651
00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:34,491
God's work is never done.
652
00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:35,367
Should we wait
653
00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,618
for the other Smut Busters
to get here,
654
00:34:36,701 --> 00:34:39,954
or just do, like,
a test run, me and you?
655
00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,874
Yeah, let them know
we are watching,
656
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,542
judging their lifestyle,
657
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,461
you know, what they do
in their spare time.
658
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,046
Yeah, like,
659
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,881
judge what people do
in their bedrooms,
660
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,007
- behind closed doors.
- Yeah.
661
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:54,010
Yeah.
662
00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:56,012
Or...
663
00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:58,056
we could just let
this one go.
664
00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,265
Let it go?
665
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:02,936
Yeah, like, maybe there are
other ways to serve the Lord.
666
00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:05,146
Maybe this is
the kind of situation
667
00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:08,441
where you live and let live,
you know?
668
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:10,777
Live and let live, you say?
669
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,237
Yeah.
670
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,988
That was just an expression
I made up
671
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,407
on the spot right there.
672
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:18,368
Popped to my head
like magic.
673
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,120
Wow.
674
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:24,249
I look like an asshole.
675
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,417
Your journey to becoming
676
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,627
a man
worthy of the Gemstone name
677
00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:28,712
begins today.
678
00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:30,422
There comes a time
in every kid's life
679
00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:32,257
where he's gotta move
out of his parents' house,
680
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,050
strike out into the world
on your own,
681
00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:37,095
push yourself to achieve things
you never thought possible.
682
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,179
You didn't do that.
683
00:35:38,263 --> 00:35:39,431
You literally live
684
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:41,141
on the same property
as Granddad.
685
00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,183
You know, there was a time
686
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,184
when I would've slapped
the taste
687
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,978
out of your fucking mouth
for saying that to me,
688
00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,354
but not anymore,
689
00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:47,814
because you're right.
690
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,733
I didn't earn it.
691
00:35:49,774 --> 00:35:52,110
It was given to me.
692
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,403
I wonder who I would've been
693
00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:55,280
if I would've had
to work for it,
694
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:58,450
if I had to fight
tooth and nail to survive.
695
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:01,202
I'd like to think
I could've done it,
696
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,246
but I'll never know.
697
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:04,831
I don't want that for you.
698
00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:07,834
I'm fine with that
being how it goes for me.
699
00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:09,044
Seriously, Dad.
700
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:10,545
You're gonna earn it.
701
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,006
You're gonna be a better man
than me when it's done.
702
00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:14,591
It's my gift to you.
703
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:15,967
A gift?
704
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:19,637
You're making me go
to a fucking military school.
705
00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:22,807
I'm making sure you learn
how to fly, my son.
706
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:24,184
Come here.
707
00:36:24,267 --> 00:36:25,852
I love you.
708
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:33,943
They're gonna eat
his fucking ass alive.
709
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:35,153
Now that you're all healed,
710
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,780
I take it you'll be leaving me
711
00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,323
looking for a new driver.
712
00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,244
Well, Granddad, if I stayed
and didn't leave...
713
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:45,538
You can drive for me
as long as you want,
714
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:49,376
but don't let it keep you
from following your calling.
715
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,835
Well, Grandad, that's
the thing.
716
00:36:50,919 --> 00:36:53,171
Uh...
717
00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,714
if I wanted to learn to do
what you do,
718
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,841
would you teach me?
719
00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:04,349
You wanna preach?
720
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,476
Yeah, I think I might.
721
00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,567
- Got one.
- Oh!
722
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,403
Ease on.
723
00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:17,821
- There it is.
- Come on, keep him.
724
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:34,629
♪ Give me a word,
give me a sign ♪
725
00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,131
♪ Show me where to look ♪
726
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:39,217
♪ And tell me,
what will I find? ♪
727
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:43,263
♪ What will I find? ♪
728
00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:45,974
♪ Lay me on the ground,
fly me in the sky ♪
729
00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:47,350
♪ Show me where to look ♪
730
00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,520
♪ And tell me,
what will I find? ♪
731
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:54,566
♪ What will I find? ♪
732
00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:58,278
♪ Yeah ♪
733
00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:02,407
♪ Oh ♪
734
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:04,534
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
735
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:07,704
♪ Oh ♪
736
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:10,832
♪ Heaven let
your light shine ♪
737
00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:12,876
Oh, wow.
738
00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:21,426
♪ Love is in the water ♪
739
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,136
♪ Love is in the air ♪
740
00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:24,471
♪ Show me where to go ♪
741
00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:28,099
♪ And tell me,
will love be there? ♪
742
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,685
♪ Will love be there? ♪
743
00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,564
♪ Teach me how to speak,
teach me how to share ♪
744
00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:35,857
♪ Teach me where to go ♪
745
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,984
♪ And tell me will love
be there? ♪
746
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:39,903
My turn, fuckers!
747
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,821
♪ Will love be there? ♪
748
00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:47,619
Yeah!
749
00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:50,789
♪ Oh ♪
750
00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:53,833
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
751
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,461
♪ Oh ♪
752
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:59,130
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
753
00:39:00,382 --> 00:39:02,425
♪ Oh ♪
754
00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:06,763
♪ Heaven let
your light shine ♪
755
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:21,778
Let's fucking go!
756
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:30,537
♪ Oh heaven let
your light shine down ♪
757
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,206
♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪
758
00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:36,543
♪ Let it shine ♪
759
00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:40,463
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
760
00:39:40,505 --> 00:39:42,298
♪ Let it shine ♪
761
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:47,095
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
762
00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:52,475
♪ Shine ♪
763
00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:56,938
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
764
00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:03,820
♪ Heaven let your light
shine down ♪
765
00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:23,923
♪ Redeemer ♪
766
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:28,553
♪ Redeemer ♪
767
00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,515
♪ Redeemer ♪
768
00:40:32,557 --> 00:40:36,061
♪ Redeemer ♪
769
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,231
♪ Redeemer ♪
770
00:40:45,362 --> 00:40:49,199
♪ That rumbling
in your hearts ♪
771
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,868
♪ Comes not from below ♪
772
00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:57,165
♪ For something
beyond the clouds ♪
773
00:40:57,248 --> 00:40:59,876
♪ Has hotwired your soul ♪
774
00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,004
♪ Ah ♪
775
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:09,886
♪ We will drop
the holy hammer ♪
776
00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:13,431
♪ On a stairway
to sweet salvation ♪
777
00:41:13,515 --> 00:41:15,183
♪ We will mount ♪
778
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,894
♪ Every mountain ♪
779
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:21,898
♪ As we sire
a sovereign nation ♪
780
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:26,945
♪ A nation
under the Redeemer ♪
781
00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:31,866
♪ Redeemer ♪
782
00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:35,912
♪ Redeemer ♪
783
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,040
♪ Redeemer ♪
784
00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:43,003
♪ Redeemer ♪
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