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Am a�teptat p�n� toat� lumea a plecat la Mario,
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pentru c� nu mai vreau s� se
distreze pe seama asta nimeni.
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Zici c� otrava ta are efect
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la tot felul de g�ndaci ?
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Pentru c� eu am un monstru aici.
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Un monstru.
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Nici o insect� nu supravie�uie�te la otrav� asta.
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Respect�-�i inamicul.
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Aici nu discut�m de o insect� oarecare.
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�sta e cel mai mare g�ndac din lume.
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��i spun eu,
a l�trat la po�ta�.
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Nu-�i f� griji, vere !
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�l prind eu.
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S� nu iei prizonieri !
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Bine.
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Explic�-mi ce face chestia aia !
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Paralizeaz� sistemul nervos,
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bloc�nd �i cauz�nd oprirea
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tuturor func�iilor metabolice.
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Cel pu�in a�a scrie pe cutie.
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At�ta timp, c�t nu-i v�d micile antene,
zb�t�ndu-se �n aer,
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nu-mi pas� cum o faci.
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Ce ai zis, Latka ?
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Am zis...
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Ceva e �n neregul�, Latka ?
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�mi place s-o privesc.
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Da, e o adev�rat� pl�cere.
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A mai fost pe aici.
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De fiecare dat� se face mai frumoas�.
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Uita�i-v� cum st� pe scaun,
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ca o prin�es�.
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Te-ai �ndr�gostit un pic de ea,
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nu-i a�a, Latka ?
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De ce nu ne-ai spus ?
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�mi provoac� prea mult� suferin��.
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Nici nu �tie c� sunt �n via��.
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Nu poate s�-�i dea seama c� e�ti �n via��,
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dup� cum vorbe�ti, te mi�ti
�i alte asemenea chestii ?
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Latka,
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du-te acolo �i prezint�... te.
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Spune-i �Bun�,
poate-i place stilul t�u.
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Nu pot s-o fac.
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De ce nu, Latka ?
De ce nu ?
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Cum s� v� explic ?
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Nu am prea mult succes
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cu femeile din America.
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B�rba�ii din �ara mea
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nu atrag, din anumite motive,
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femeile din �ara voastr�.
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De fapt nu prea avem noroc
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nici cu femeile din �ara noastr�.
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Latka, �n locul t�u,
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m-a� duce acolo �i a� saluta-o.
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Bobby, �n locul t�u
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�i eu m-a� duce acolo s-o salut.
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Dar din p�cate eu sunt eu.
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Ce atitudine este asta, Latka ?
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E�ti o persoan� atractiv�
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care are multe de oferit.
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S� �ii cont de asta.
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La naiba, am s-o fac !
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A�a te vrem !
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M�ine !
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M�ine, asta fac prima dat�, promit.
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Latka, cel mai bun timp e prezentul.
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Nu, a�tepta�i !
Haide !
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Sta�i, sta�i, b�ie�i !
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Nu-l for�a�i.
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L�sa�i-l s� se hot�rasc� singur.
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Alex !
Ce ?
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Vezi-�i de treab� !
Vezi-�i de treab� !
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Haide�i, b�ie�i.
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O s� mearg� bine, Latka.
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Bun�, eu sunt Latka Gravas.
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Ce e�ti ?
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Bun�, eu sunt Latka Gravas.
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�sta e numele meu:
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- Latka Gravas.
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Cred c� e�ti o americanc� frumoas�.
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Mul�umesc.
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Am putea s� bem ceva �mpreun� ?
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Sau m�nca ?
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M�car o gum� ?
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Gum� de mestecat ?
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Nu m� intereseaz�.
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Mul�umesc.
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�nseamn� c� nu mai e necesar
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s� caut un loc s� st�m �n weekend.
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Exact.
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Bine.
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Bye-bye.
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Mi-a f�cut pl�cere.
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E tare lung drumul �napoi.
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�mi pare r�u, Latka.
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Te-a refuzat, a�a-i ?
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Da, m-a refuzat.
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Nici m�car nu �i-a dat o �ans�.
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Nu e corect.
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Nu-i nimic, o iert.
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Eu nu !
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Exist� un lucru ce se nume�te sensibilitate.
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M� g�ndesc s� m� duc acolo
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�i s�-i spun domni�oarei cu nasul pe sus
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cum se face.
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Stai a�a un pic, Bob.
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Las-o �n pace.
Alex, e �n regul�.
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N-am s� fac o scen�.
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Doar c� nu pot s� las lucrurile a�a.
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�tii, Latka...
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eu cred c� nu are de-a face cu tine.
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Cred c� are pe undeva o alt� rela�ie.
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Poate e logodit� sau c�s�torit�,
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sau tr�ie�te cu cineva.
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Bine.
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Are nevoie de un taxi.
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Da, am s-o conduc acas�
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�n mod profesionist, vom discuta de Latka,
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pe tot drumul.
Hei...
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Alex, ce pot face ?
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Are nevoie de un taxi
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Latka, dac� te deranjeaz�,
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las toat� treaba balt� chiar acum.
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Nu-�i face griji, Bobby.
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Du-te �i te distreaz� cu femeia
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care face ca toate oasele din
corp s�-mi vibreze de pl�cere.
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Bine, mul�umesc mult, Latka
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Ce persoan� dr�gu�� !
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Uit�-te la asta !
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Tare mai e �i asta.
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Latka, ce faci ?
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Cite�ti revist� Playboy ?
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Da, l-am studiat, Alex.
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Vreau s� fiu cinstit cu tine.
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Vreau s� fiu �mecherul american,
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care merge �n via�� cu trepte mari de vitez�.
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Am zis bine ?
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Sper c� nu.
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De ce faci asta ?
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Ideea este,
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c� m-am s�turat s�-mi tot spune�i
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un str�in mic �i dr�gu�.
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Nu-�i spunem str�in mic �i dr�gu�.
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Poate nu �n fat�.
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Nu, nu-�i spunem a�a nici pe la spate.
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Poate nu o spune�i, dar o g�ndi�i.
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Nici m�car nu o g�ndim.
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Da ?
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Cum a fost atunci c�nd Tony a zis
c� unchiul lui e falit (stricat),
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iar eu am zis:
De ce nu se duce la doctor ?
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Da, a fost dr�gu�.
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Vede�i, dr�gu� din nou.
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Totul e dr�gu�.
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M-am s�turat s� fiu dr�gu�.
Unde se termin� ?
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Latka, nu �tiu dac� citind ni�te reviste,
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vei deveni mai sofisticat.
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Alex, nu numai c� o s-o citesc,
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dar o s� iau un concediu,
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m� �ncui undeva,
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�i �n fiecare minut la dispozi�ie,
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am s� studiez acest Playboy.
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�i am o band� de la FM. DJ.
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Am s� �nv�� s� vorbesc ca el,
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a�a c� atunci c�nd femeile
vor asculta vocea mea,
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se vor relaxa.
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Am s�-o fac,
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chiar dac� o s�-mi ia 8 zile.
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Uite aici.
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Le-am marcat.
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M� duc pe asta:
Modific stilul meu de via��,
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pentru a fi mai pe val.
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Modific stilul meu de via��,
pentru a fi mai pe val.
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Modific stilul meu de via��,
pentru a fi mai pe val.
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Modific stilul meu de via��,
pentru a fi mai pe val.
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Modific stilul meu de via��,
pentru a fi mai pe val.
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Modific stilul meu de via��,
pentru a fi mai pe...
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... val.
Hopa !
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Cred c� e gata.
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C�nd va fi sigur
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s� m� �ntorc acolo ?
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Depinde de corpul t�u.
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Unii, care se duc �n�untru
�n prima zi, se �mboln�vesc.
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Pe al�ii �i doare capul.
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Mie �mi place.
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�n regul�.
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Mul�umesc, prietene.
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E bine s� ai cu�ca �napoi.
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�n regul� !
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Merit� fiecare b�nu�.
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Vino aici, Jeff !
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Mor de foame.
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- Sandwich.
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Mu�tar.
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Interzis g�ndacilor !
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Interzis g�ndacilor !
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Interzis g�ndacilor !
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- Jeff...
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E Karen.
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Prin�esa ne onoreaz�
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cu prezen�a.
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Cred c� e insultat�,
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pentru c� nu ne t�r�m pe jos �n fa�a ei.
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Te descurci mai bine cu refuzul
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dec�t de obicei.
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B�ie�i, b�ie�i !
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Latka s-a �ntors din concediu.
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Vine �ncoace.
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Vreau s� aleg un loc bun,
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ca s� v� v�d fa�a la
to�i, c�nd o s�-l vede�i.
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Am g�sit.
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Doamne !
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Ce v-am spus ?
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Latka ?
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�mi place de voi, sunte�i minuna�i !
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Tommy, faci ceva bani ?
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- Latka ?
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Ce fel de bere de import ai ?
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- Schlitz.
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- Schlitz.
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Te iubesc, Tommy e�ti un berbec !
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D�... mi o bere !
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Mul�umesc.
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Dac� m� uit la tine,
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pot s�-�i spun c� ai auzit
toate frazele de ag��at din lume.
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A�a c� �nc� una nu stric�, a�a-i ?
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R�de.
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Acum serios.
227
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Primele momente ale rela�iei
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va da tonul �ntregii leg�turi,
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dac� m� �n�elegi,
230
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a�a c� de ce nu am fi sinceri ?
231
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M� numesc Vic.
232
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�mi plac ma�inile italiene, tehnica stereo,
233
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filmele australiene �i femeile frumoase.
234
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Dac� e�ti interesat�, putem discuta.
235
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Dac� nu, a fost distractiv.
236
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Vic, aha ?
237
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Nu �Vic aha�.
238
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- Vic Ferrari.
239
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,067
- Vic Ferrari ?
240
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,000
Nu e numele t�u real, nu ?
241
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De ce nu-mi spui tu,
242
00:13:09,234 --> 00:13:11,167
dup� ce o s� m� vezi �ntr-o curb� str�ns� ?
243
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Umor teribil, Vic !
244
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,434
Dar acest z�mbet �mi place.
245
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Haide, umbl� cu mine, vorbe�te cu mine.
246
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A�i v�zut ce am v�zut �i eu ?
247
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E ca Dr. Jekyll
�i Mr. Hekyll.
248
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- Latka.
249
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Scuz�-m�, cred c�
ace�ti oameni m� confund�
250
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cu altcineva.
251
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Sunt u�or de confundat.
252
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S� nu crezi asta.
253
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M� �ntorc imediat.
254
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Bine, Latka, a�a te vreau.
255
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Ai prins-o prietene.
256
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,868
E o femeie, nu un premiu.
257
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,200
V� iubesc b�ie�i,
258
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,968
dar nu-mi place atitudinea
voastr� prea materialist�.
259
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,534
Latka, nu te aude.
260
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,000
Po�i s� la�i teatrul.
261
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,234
Teatrul ?
262
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,734
Omule, n-ai �n�eles nimic.
263
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M-am l�sat de teatru.
264
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�i voi ar trebui s� face�i la fel.
265
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,934
Elaine...
266
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:08,133
e�ti dinamit� �n seara asta.
267
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Ciudat, dar sincer.
268
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,734
Te-am prins !
269
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,701
Haide, drag�, s� mergem.
270
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:24,300
S�racul Latka.
271
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:25,567
Ce vrei s� spui, Jim ?
272
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:30,133
Toat� lumea �i fur� femeia.
273
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,567
�nt�i Bobby, iar acum nenorocitul �sta.
274
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- Latka !
275
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,300
- Latka !
276
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:57,133
- Latka !
277
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,067
- Latka !
278
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:08,901
Omule, care-i problema ta ?
279
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:16,534
Nu-mi place c�nd oamenii
c�nt� �n garajul �sta.
280
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,133
Mie nu-mi place acest tip de autoritate
281
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,667
cu care m� tratezi, omule.
282
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,934
Tocmai l-ai stricat pe Elvis Costello.
283
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:26,534
Latka, devii mai ciudat �n fiecare zi ce trece.
284
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,434
N-a� vrea s� te concediez
285
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,567
pentru asta, pentru c�...
286
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:34,067
N-a� vrea s� te concediez...
287
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,501
Sper s� te concediez, a�a, f�r� motiv.
288
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:39,200
Ar trebui s� te treze�ti !
289
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:41,734
Termin� !
290
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,367
�i �ncearc� s� por�i ni�te haine decente la serviciu.
291
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,300
Ar��i ca o banan� str�in�.
292
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,601
E timpul pentru pauz� de ap� mineral�.
293
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:57,968
Vrea cineva ?
294
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,868
Nu-�i mai revine.
295
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:03,300
Chiar se �nr�ut��e�te.
296
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,834
A�a merge de o s�pt�m�n�,
297
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,167
zi �i noapte.
298
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,501
Ar trebui s� vorbeasc� cineva cu el.
299
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,801
Am �ncercat.
300
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,934
Tot �mi r�spunde c� sunt o femeie dinamit�.
301
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,801
I-am spus c� nu asta e problema.
302
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:19,868
Alo.
303
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,067
Da, Vic e aici.
304
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,300
Stai o clip�.
305
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:25,067
Latka, te caut� Karen.
306
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,300
Nu sunt aici.
307
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,534
Latka, e fa�� dup� care e�ti
�nnebunit, mai �ii minte ?
308
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:35,000
Am ie�it, omule,
cite�te-mi pe buze.
309
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,367
Nu, nu e aici.
310
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,834
Da, bine, sigur.
311
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,467
�i spun c� l-ai c�utat, pa !
312
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,567
Latka, ce se �nt�mpl� ?
313
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,567
S-a terminat �ntre noi.
314
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:56,367
Karen e o puicu��
315
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,801
care t�nje�te dup� respingere,
316
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,701
�i se �nv�rte p�n� o ob�ine.
317
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:03,033
A�a c� ce poate face un b�iat ?
318
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,701
E prea mult.
319
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:11,267
Latka, trebuie s� vorbim cu tine.
320
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,167
�tii c� mereu am timp s� vorbesc cu tine, Elaine.
321
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,734
E�ti o femeie dinamit�.
322
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,567
Latka, taci !
323
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:22,067
Ro�catele !
324
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,133
M� bucur s� v�d
325
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,267
c� po�i fii sincer� cu mine.
326
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,601
Latka, vino aici �i stai jos, bine ?
327
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,734
Latka, Latka, e�ti ciudat.
328
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,200
To�i venim din
329
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:40,767
direc�ii diferite,
330
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,000
�i c�teodat� nu ne sincroniz�m.
331
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,400
Scuze, dar puteai s�
vezi c� asta voi spune.
332
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,033
Latka, nu vezi ce se �nt�mpl� ?
333
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,133
Nu vezi ce-�i faci ?
334
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,534
Da, �nv��.
335
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,934
Latka, de ce nu te opre�ti ?
336
00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,267
Dac� trebuie s� fiu individul mic �i dr�gu�
337
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,901
care love�te de fiecare dat�
338
00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:04,467
ca s� fie domnul Popularitate,
339
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,400
atunci p�stra�i-v� trofeul.
340
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,467
Opre�te-te !
341
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,701
Scuz�-m� !
342
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,701
Credeam c� am dreptul s� evoluez,
343
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:17,734
dar simt mult� ostilitate aici.
344
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,567
Din fericire �l am pe prietenul meu, Alex.
345
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,067
Alex, omul meu.
346
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,901
Cu inima c�t nasul,
347
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,834
�i cu mintea ascu�it� ca �i profilul.
348
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,334
M� simt flatat.
349
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,501
Foarte flatat.
350
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:36,667
Omule, tu �n�elegi
351
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,033
despre ce vorbesc, a�a-i ?
352
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,400
Da, cred c� da.
353
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,534
Da !
354
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,501
Domnul s� binecuv�nteze masele populare !
355
00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:44,200
Adios, copii !
356
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:45,367
Unde te duci ?
357
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,534
Hai �napoi.
358
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,133
Omule, nu m� l�sa.
359
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,367
��i spun, Latka,
360
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,567
M-am tot g�ndit la treaba asta,
361
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,868
pentru c� am crezut c� poate
e justificat� g�ndirea ta,
362
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,033
c� ai fost tratat de sus
363
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,601
de c�tre oameni, c�nd erai vechiul Latka.
364
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:00,834
Dar tot �mi vine ideea c�
365
00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:02,133
�mi pl�cea vechiul Latka,
366
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,834
�i nu-mi place de tine.
367
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:14,400
E greu s�-l faci fericit !
368
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,501
Alex,
369
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,167
Cred c� trebuie s� avem o discu�ie.
370
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,000
Dup� ce ai aruncat pe mine
o gr�mad� de b�legar ast�zi,
371
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,667
cred c� ar trebui s� ne scoatem lope�ile
372
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,067
�i s� vedem...
373
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,834
Te rog s� nu tr�nte�ti u�a din nou,
374
00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:57,367
pentru c� n-a� putea suporta.
375
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,834
Chiar vreau s� vorbesc cu tine.
376
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,801
Ce ai mai putea spune �n plus ?
377
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,534
Pl�ng noaptea.
378
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,801
Alex, te rog s� m� aju�i,
trebuie s� m� aju�i.
379
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,000
Nu �tiu ce s� mai fac.
380
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,367
M-am �mpotmolit.
Nu-mi place individul �sta.
381
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,534
Nu �tiu cum a intrat.
Nu, nu, nu.
382
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,801
Te ajut ! Te ajut ! Te ajut !
383
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,667
Doar s� stai jos.
384
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:19,100
Nu-mi place pe pista rapid�.
385
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,200
Te �n�eleg.
386
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,801
Nu po�i s�-l opre�ti ?
387
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,400
S� fii cine ai fost.
388
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,033
Vorbe�te cum vorbeai.
389
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,767
Nu-mi aduc aminte cum vorbeam.
390
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,267
Nu-�i aduci aminte ?
391
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,701
G�nde�te-te !
392
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,367
�mi aduc aminte c� eram un individ dr�gu�.
393
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,701
Aveam accent.
394
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,234
Dar m-am chinuit a�a de tare,
395
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,934
�i am f�cut-o a�a de mult timp,
396
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,534
c� nu-mi mai aduc aminte cum suna.
397
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,100
Nu era foarte diferit de acum.
398
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:45,934
��i aduci aminte !
399
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,267
- Latka Gravas.
400
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,133
Latka Gravas, Ibeda.
401
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,000
Da.
402
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:57,767
Da, �mi aduc aminte de Latka Gravas, Ibeda.
403
00:20:57,801 --> 00:20:59,834
O s� �ncerc.
404
00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:03,434
Bine, Latka Gravas.
405
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,334
Ibeda.
406
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,501
N-are rost, Alex, nu pot.
407
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,167
Am mers prea departe.
408
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,667
Nu mai �in minte cum suna.
409
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:21,734
Nu mai pot s� fac s� sune
la fel, a�a c� asta e !
410
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,367
De aici �ncolo, autostrada e plin� de c�rciumi,
411
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,400
de moteluri �i nici un loc s�
m� duc dup� ce barul se �nchide.
412
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,734
Nu, nu, nu, nu.
413
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:29,968
Nu trebuie s� fie a�a.
414
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,801
Hai, cadet, opre�te ninsoarea.
415
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,367
Pot s� suport adev�rul.
416
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,901
Latka, calmeaz�-te !
417
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:37,901
Nu te for�a.
418
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:40,067
Ai �ncredere �n Latka din tine.
419
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,534
Va r�zbate el.
420
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,534
�ncredere !
Calm !
421
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,634
Nu se poate, b�iat de b�iat !
422
00:21:45,634 --> 00:21:47,868
Latka era un om lini�tit.
423
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:49,100
Ai �ncredere �n mine.
424
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,767
Doar s� fii t�cut.
Relaxeaz�-te, bine ?
425
00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:52,968
G�nde�te.
426
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,667
E acolo, pe undeva ?
427
00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:55,968
Exact.
428
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:01,234
Hai, Latka !
429
00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:02,968
Ie�i afar�, Latka !
430
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,968
�tiu c� e�ti acolo, pe undeva.
431
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,267
Bine, bine, �mi pare r�u.
432
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,601
�n regul� !
433
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:36,267
- Latka.
434
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,334
Da, da, da.
435
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,267
Bun, bun, bun.
436
00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,234
Exact, exact, exact, exact.
437
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,234
Ai prins-o !
438
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,634
Alex ?
Da, Latka !
439
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,534
Mul�umesc foarte mult !
Cu pl�cere !
440
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,200
Am a�a de multe s�-�i spun,
441
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,200
cu tot ce s-a �nt�mplat cu mine de c�nd nu ne-am v�zut.
442
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:51,901
A� vrea s� aud.
Stai jos !
443
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:54,067
OK.
Deci...
444
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:57,901
A�a-i.
445
00:23:00,534 --> 00:23:02,901
N-a fost ciudat ?
446
00:23:04,534 --> 00:23:06,033
�mi aduc aminte !
447
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,234
Da ?
448
00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,701
... Playboy.
449
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,067
Da !
450
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,434
Aduc ni�te beri, dar ascult.
451
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,567
Da, �tiu, a fost cu alt� ocazie.
452
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,067
Nu-mi place de tine.
453
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,467
�mi pare r�u !
454
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,033
Guano, guano...
455
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,033
Da, uite aici.
456
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:36,868
Pe urm�...
457
00:23:36,901 --> 00:23:38,567
Mul�umesc foarte mult !
458
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,067
Mai spune-mi, mai spune-mi.
459
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,567
Asta a fost tot.
460
00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:47,067
Eu sunt aici,
tu e�ti acolo.
461
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,100
M� bucur c� te avem �napoi, Latka.
462
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,667
�n regul� !
463
00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:52,400
Nu, nu, doar m� prosteam.
464
00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:54,467
Unde �i-e sim�ul umorului ?
465
00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:57,768
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