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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,759 --> 00:01:12,552 We missed our window. 2 00:01:16,056 --> 00:01:18,558 Plenty of windows are out there. 3 00:01:27,651 --> 00:01:30,585 Keenan doesn't have a snooze button, does he? 4 00:01:30,654 --> 00:01:32,364 Yeah, actually. 5 00:01:32,489 --> 00:01:35,367 Right behind his left ear. 6 00:01:35,492 --> 00:01:37,285 Don't kill him, all right? 7 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:37,911 No. 8 00:01:37,952 --> 00:01:38,495 No, no. 9 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,373 We're gonna make a sleeper out of him. 10 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:42,298 OK. 11 00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:42,832 All right. 12 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:43,625 I got this. 13 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,335 I got this. 14 00:01:53,051 --> 00:01:55,970 OK, give Daddy his glasses back. 15 00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:58,306 Give me... give me the glasses. 16 00:01:58,431 --> 00:01:59,265 Yeah. 17 00:02:02,602 --> 00:02:05,230 Give Daddy his glasses back. 18 00:02:05,355 --> 00:02:08,566 Give Daddy his glasses back. 19 00:02:08,692 --> 00:02:10,151 Mwah! 20 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:14,330 Thanks. 21 00:02:14,864 --> 00:02:15,407 You look sharp. 22 00:02:15,532 --> 00:02:17,659 I didn't have time to iron. 23 00:02:17,784 --> 00:02:19,703 Well, I can't tell. 24 00:02:19,828 --> 00:02:21,162 No coffee for you. 25 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:23,415 No coffee for you. 26 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,354 You know what? 27 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:26,126 You're gonna need gas. 28 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:27,544 OK. 29 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:28,128 Got money? 30 00:02:28,253 --> 00:02:28,837 I missed out. 31 00:02:28,962 --> 00:02:29,462 Yeah. 32 00:02:29,504 --> 00:02:30,171 Can you take him? 33 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:30,797 Yeah. 34 00:02:30,839 --> 00:02:31,715 Hi, baby. 35 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:32,340 OK. 36 00:02:32,424 --> 00:02:34,217 Gas money, gas money. 37 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:42,455 Love you, buddy. 38 00:02:42,475 --> 00:02:43,059 Say bye to Dad. 39 00:02:43,184 --> 00:02:43,685 Bye-bye. 40 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:44,310 Bye-bye. 41 00:02:44,352 --> 00:02:46,062 Bye-bye. 42 00:02:46,187 --> 00:02:46,987 OK. 43 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:47,564 Wait. 44 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,189 Hey. 45 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,546 Are you going to have time to talk to Doug 46 00:02:49,566 --> 00:02:50,422 about the raise today? 47 00:02:50,442 --> 00:02:52,215 Yeah, I'll talk to him today. 48 00:02:52,235 --> 00:02:53,035 OK. 49 00:02:53,111 --> 00:02:53,611 OK. 50 00:02:53,611 --> 00:02:54,279 Love you. 51 00:02:54,404 --> 00:02:55,572 Bye. 52 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:56,197 Bye-bye. 53 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,178 Let me know how it goes. 54 00:02:57,198 --> 00:02:57,998 Bye, Keenan. 55 00:02:58,032 --> 00:02:59,492 I Will. 56 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:21,407 Craig. 57 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:23,576 Doug wants to see you. 58 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:41,845 Hey, Craig. 59 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,159 How you doing, buddy? 60 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:43,721 Yeah, yeah. 61 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:44,347 Good. 62 00:04:44,389 --> 00:04:45,056 How's everything? 63 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:46,766 Audrey good? 64 00:04:46,891 --> 00:04:51,354 Listen, we're downsizing a little bit, so... 65 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:27,370 Hey, babe. 66 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:29,122 I just wanted to let you know I'm going to be a little late. 67 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:32,645 I'm gonna go grab a drink with Enrique after work. 68 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,856 So I'll see you tonight. 69 00:05:34,981 --> 00:05:35,781 Love you. 70 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,275 Bye. 71 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:07,597 Oh, god. 72 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:08,620 Give me your money. 73 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,140 Oh, shit. 74 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:10,580 Give it all to me, Craig Daniels. 75 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,226 Lake... 76 00:06:13,811 --> 00:06:14,611 Vince. 77 00:06:14,646 --> 00:06:16,064 Oh my god, man. 78 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:17,629 You scared the shit out of me. 79 00:06:17,649 --> 00:06:19,547 Well, you gotta watch your back, brother. 80 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,901 How many times have I told you that? 81 00:06:21,945 --> 00:06:23,488 Yeah, yeah. 82 00:06:23,613 --> 00:06:24,280 Look at you, man. 83 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:25,803 I haven't seen you in a minute. 84 00:06:25,823 --> 00:06:28,826 Hey, whatever you're drinking I'm buying, OK? 85 00:06:28,952 --> 00:06:29,452 Thanks. 86 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:31,059 No, actually I gotta get out of here. 87 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:31,746 I gotta get home. 88 00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:32,685 Are you kidding me? 89 00:06:32,705 --> 00:06:33,853 I haven't seen you in five years. 90 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:36,147 I'm not letting you leave without a drink. 91 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,231 Really, five years? 92 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:38,274 Five years, man. 93 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,838 One drink. 94 00:06:40,964 --> 00:06:41,464 Yeah, OK. 95 00:06:41,589 --> 00:06:42,570 Yeah, I'll have another one. 96 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:43,174 Yeah, my man. 97 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:45,031 Whatever he's having, and, Jameson 98 00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:46,844 on the rocks, please. 99 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,120 What the fuck are you doing here, man? 100 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:54,540 I mean, you're obviously looking for trouble, right? 101 00:06:56,646 --> 00:06:57,446 Oh my god. 102 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,856 Yeah. 103 00:06:58,982 --> 00:07:00,942 You're married? 104 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,193 No way. 105 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:02,819 Yeah. 106 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:03,486 You got kids too? 107 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:06,280 Yeah, I have a 15-month-old son. 108 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:07,887 Want to see his picture? 109 00:07:07,907 --> 00:07:08,408 Yeah. 110 00:07:08,449 --> 00:07:09,639 Yeah, show me the little bugger. 111 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:11,953 His name's Keenan. 112 00:07:12,662 --> 00:07:14,247 Keenan? 113 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:16,229 I mean, he looks just like you. 114 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,834 Yeah. 115 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:18,893 Same hairline. 116 00:07:21,504 --> 00:07:23,152 -And that's... that's... that's your wife? 117 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:24,112 That's Audrey, yeah. 118 00:07:24,132 --> 00:07:25,550 She's beautiful, man. 119 00:07:25,675 --> 00:07:26,300 Thanks. 120 00:07:26,426 --> 00:07:27,240 Congratulations. 121 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,845 Busy five years? 122 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:30,179 So let me guess. 123 00:07:30,304 --> 00:07:32,537 You got a house up in Silver Lake, a couple of bulldogs 124 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:33,371 running around. 125 00:07:33,391 --> 00:07:33,891 Yeah. 126 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:35,373 A little office where you do all your writing. 127 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:36,541 You still writing? 128 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:38,021 Yeah. 129 00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:45,028 80, you got any pictures in your wallet? 130 00:07:45,153 --> 00:07:45,653 No, no. 131 00:07:45,695 --> 00:07:46,495 Not me. 132 00:07:46,612 --> 00:07:47,113 No. 133 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:48,845 I got a couple pictures in my phone, but you probably don't 134 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:51,159 want to see those. 135 00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:52,682 Do you want to see those? 136 00:07:52,702 --> 00:07:53,502 No. 137 00:07:58,207 --> 00:08:01,294 Fuck. 138 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:01,919 I- 139 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,610 I've been creeping on this thing over here for a little 140 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:05,173 while, man. 141 00:08:05,298 --> 00:08:07,280 That's... that's a dime, right? 142 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,782 What do you think it takes to look something 143 00:08:09,802 --> 00:08:11,262 like that up? 144 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:13,703 House in the hills and a Mercedes, probably. 145 00:08:13,723 --> 00:08:14,790 I wouldn't know. 146 00:08:14,891 --> 00:08:15,558 No, you wouldn't. 147 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,950 You're off the market for good now. 148 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:20,668 One piece of ass for the rest of your life? 149 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:21,272 You kidding me? 150 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,921 Yeah, when you're in it, you don't even really think about 151 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:24,442 it. 152 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:24,942 Not me. 153 00:08:24,984 --> 00:08:27,592 As soon as I get in it, I'm already thinking 154 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:29,072 about the next one. 155 00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:41,876 So I see, work's keeping you busy? 156 00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:44,295 Yeah. 157 00:08:44,337 --> 00:08:44,837 Yeah. 158 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:48,216 You paying the bills OK? 159 00:08:48,341 --> 00:08:49,884 Yeah, I mean, I get by. 160 00:08:50,009 --> 00:08:51,177 You know. 161 00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:51,803 I'm... 162 00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:53,513 I'm not rich, but... 163 00:08:56,474 --> 00:08:58,309 Let me ask you something. 164 00:08:58,434 --> 00:08:58,935 When you... 165 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,480 when you go to collect money, right, like... 166 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:03,544 how... how's it go down? 167 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:05,691 Like, how does that work? 168 00:09:05,817 --> 00:09:07,090 What... what do you mean? 169 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:10,093 Well, like, does it always have to get violent? 170 00:09:10,113 --> 00:09:13,658 Can you sometimes maybe talk to them, or 171 00:09:13,783 --> 00:09:15,223 like, intimidate them? 172 00:09:15,243 --> 00:09:15,827 I don't know. 173 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:16,494 I'm asking. 174 00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:17,642 You owe me some money, buddy. 175 00:09:17,662 --> 00:09:18,162 Remember? 176 00:09:18,287 --> 00:09:19,268 You have a gambling problem. 177 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:20,088 Time to pay. 178 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:20,665 Why... no... 179 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,105 I don't... why you asking? 180 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:22,708 No, I'm just... 181 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,650 Are you, like, researching a book or something? 182 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:26,170 What... 183 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:27,296 No, no. 184 00:09:29,173 --> 00:09:30,883 What's going on? 185 00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:37,014 I'm in trouble, man. 186 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,558 OK. 187 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:45,356 We got an eviction notice this morning, and, if I 188 00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:49,277 don't pay in a few days, we're gonna be on the street. 189 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:50,319 Fuck. 190 00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:53,711 I don't have a job since, like, an hour ago, so... 191 00:09:53,823 --> 00:09:55,449 I'm sorry, man. 192 00:09:58,286 --> 00:09:58,786 Look, I 193 00:09:58,911 --> 00:09:59,725 I can help you out. 194 00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:00,935 I got a couple hundred bucks. 195 00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:06,669 Look, I need 4,500. 196 00:10:06,794 --> 00:10:10,131 Yeah, that's... that's a little rich for my blood. 197 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:14,969 So that's... that's why you're asking? 198 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:16,117 You're looking for work? 199 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:16,971 No, no, no. 200 00:10:17,096 --> 00:10:18,931 No, just curious. 201 00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:20,516 Yeah. 202 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:27,982 You know, Craig, I once broke a guy's arm for $80 while his 203 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:29,817 daughter watched. 204 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:34,853 You think you're capable of doing something like that? 205 00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:46,792 God, don't get so heavy. 206 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:47,418 I'm not. 207 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:48,002 I'm cool. 208 00:10:48,127 --> 00:10:48,628 I'm cool. 209 00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:50,776 My god, you got so depressed over the last five years. 210 00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:51,611 No, it's good. 211 00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:52,465 It's good. 212 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:53,090 I 213 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:54,759 I'm gonna go drain. 214 00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:55,426 All right. 215 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:56,741 I'll be right back. 216 00:10:56,761 --> 00:10:57,561 Yeah. 217 00:10:57,595 --> 00:10:59,430 Craig Daniels. 218 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,892 Craig Daniels. 219 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,560 God damn. 220 00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:17,031 Sorry. 221 00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:18,699 What's up? 222 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,062 Hey Craig. 223 00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,544 These guys want to buy the next round, man. 224 00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:52,316 Come on, saddle up. 225 00:11:56,904 --> 00:12:02,535 They were just looking for a little company. 226 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,160 Hey. 227 00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:04,578 Party, party. 228 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:09,583 Cool. 229 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,126 All right. 230 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,274 You guys like tequila? 231 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:12,094 Yeah. 232 00:12:12,128 --> 00:12:12,670 Yeah, sure. 233 00:12:12,795 --> 00:12:16,237 Bartender, three shots of your finest tequila, please. 234 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,488 You know... wait... hold... 235 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,009 I'm sorry. 236 00:12:18,134 --> 00:12:20,992 Just, matter of fact, give me the whole bottle. 237 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,118 And the cranberry juice. 238 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:22,638 Yeah? 239 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,494 What are your names? 240 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:24,056 I'm Colin. 241 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:25,037 This is my wife, Violet. 242 00:12:25,057 --> 00:12:25,725 Hey, how you doing? 243 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,350 I'm Vince. 244 00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:26,976 Vince? 245 00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:27,518 All right. 246 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,144 Yeah. 247 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:28,686 Craig. 248 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:29,228 Craig. 249 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,751 It's Violet's birthday today, so we thought we'd 250 00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:31,585 go out on the town. 251 00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:32,628 You know, get a little crazy. 252 00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:33,232 Happy birthday. 253 00:12:33,357 --> 00:12:33,858 Right? 254 00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:34,400 Thanks. 255 00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:35,026 There she is. 256 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:36,090 Put it right there. 257 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:36,610 You sure? 258 00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,551 This is a $300 bottle of tequila. 259 00:12:38,571 --> 00:12:39,071 Oh, my. 260 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,514 This is embarrassing. 261 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,826 Yeah, it's fine. 262 00:12:43,951 --> 00:12:44,974 What's your name? 263 00:12:44,994 --> 00:12:45,578 Caren. 264 00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:46,934 Caren with a K or a C? 265 00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:47,455 C. 266 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,832 There you go, Caren with a C. 267 00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:50,458 Thanks. 268 00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:51,355 The glasses come with? 269 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,585 Good. 270 00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:00,551 Gentlemen. 271 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:03,929 To my amazing wife, Violet. 272 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:09,018 The past six months have been so fucking awesome. 273 00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:11,520 I love the shit out of you. 274 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,439 Love you too. 275 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,358 All right, to Violet. 276 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:20,154 God damn. 277 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:20,863 That's smooth. 278 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:21,844 Yeah, it's all right. 279 00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:22,845 I have this bottle at home. 280 00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:24,013 It used to belong to Pancho Villa. 281 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,494 It cost me, like, what, $10,000. 282 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:27,119 What? 283 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:28,017 Yeah, isn't that crazy? 284 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:30,227 So anyway... what do you guys... what do you 285 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:31,103 guys do for a living? 286 00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,481 Do you, like, work at a car wash or something? 287 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,816 You mean because of the monkey suit? 288 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,797 Well, I didn't... no offense. 289 00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:38,547 I assumed manager. 290 00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:39,215 No, no, no. 291 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,364 We're just old friends catching up, 292 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:42,740 having a couple of drinks. 293 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,386 Right on. 294 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:44,970 Old friends is good. 295 00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:45,596 Yeah. 296 00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:46,869 No, we used to skateboard together. 297 00:13:46,889 --> 00:13:48,746 We played music in high school. 298 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,167 You guys go way deep. 299 00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:50,726 Yeah. 300 00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:51,268 Yeah. 301 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,510 No, simpler times. 302 00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,814 Occasionally. 303 00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:56,148 Mystery man. 304 00:13:56,273 --> 00:13:57,088 Occasionally. 305 00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:57,608 Ber. 306 00:13:57,608 --> 00:13:58,109 Bum. 307 00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,632 You should be wearing a suit and a tie or something. 308 00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:01,759 This guy... ruh-ruh ruh-ruh-ruh. 309 00:14:01,779 --> 00:14:03,697 A very proper man. 310 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:04,949 Oh, Violet... 311 00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:06,389 we should, take some candids. 312 00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:07,556 Take some pictures. 313 00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:09,308 We should document this, right? 314 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:09,829 OK... 315 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,851 Come on. 316 00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:13,062 All right, you want to take some pictures? 317 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:13,582 OK. 318 00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:14,166 Yeah, sure. 319 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,459 Say cheese. 320 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:16,961 Cheese. 321 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:18,879 Oh god, that's bright. 322 00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:20,361 Let me get in there. 323 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,091 You want another one? 324 00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:22,716 OK. 325 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:23,217 All right. 326 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:23,926 Here we go. 327 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:25,118 One, two, three. 328 00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:25,719 All right. 329 00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:27,471 Did you take it? 330 00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:29,223 How's it look? 331 00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:37,773 Here we go. 332 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:38,774 What? 333 00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:39,483 What's going on? 334 00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,694 We got this little bet going. 335 00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,092 You see that old dude at the bar? 336 00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:46,345 Every time he checks out the bartender's ass, Violet wins. 337 00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:49,285 Every time he checks out her tits, I win. 338 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,205 Motherfucker. 339 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:53,873 Wait, wait. 340 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:55,604 And that... that's $100 every single time? 341 00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:58,232 Yeah, it's not, like, a serious bet or anything. 342 00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,378 We have fun. 343 00:14:59,503 --> 00:15:01,297 We have fun. 344 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,089 I got an idea. 345 00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:02,840 Here we go. 346 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:03,466 Idea man. 347 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:06,240 All right, whichever of you fellas does this 348 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,471 shot first gets $50. 349 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:09,430 Boom. 350 00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:10,055 $50? 351 00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:11,223 $50. 352 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:12,433 Wait, what? 353 00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:15,811 Wins. 354 00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,730 Meanwhile... wait, what? 355 00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:21,734 Pay attention. 356 00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:22,485 Pay attention. 357 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:23,466 That was short-lived. 358 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:24,467 Here you go, buddy. 359 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,301 What are you doing? 360 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:26,719 No no, he didn't even do a shot. 361 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:27,761 No, it's all right. 362 00:15:27,781 --> 00:15:28,282 He... 363 00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:31,285 No, that's your money. 364 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,369 All right. 365 00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:33,078 I won't argue. 366 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:35,331 Gotta play by the rules, guys. 367 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,354 That's the only way to have fun. 368 00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:38,918 Shot game. 369 00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,925 You are a misfit. 370 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,427 What island are you from? 371 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,398 There he is. 372 00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:03,964 Fuck you, we're not gonna start. 373 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,320 One dart, face. 374 00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:07,029 On his face? 375 00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:07,655 $50. 376 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:08,538 All right. 377 00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:09,114 All right. 378 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:09,823 Here it goes. 379 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:11,075 Ready? 380 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:12,743 Come on! 381 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:13,786 So close. 382 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:14,453 Oh my god. 383 00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:15,162 Hold on. 384 00:16:15,287 --> 00:16:15,871 Check her out. 385 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:16,580 Check her out. 386 00:16:16,705 --> 00:16:17,206 There. 387 00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:17,748 Who? 388 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,666 Black dress. 389 00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:19,291 Oh god. 390 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,933 No, that's... that's a rough stretch woman right there. 391 00:16:22,962 --> 00:16:23,776 It's really rough. 392 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:24,380 OK, here we go. 393 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:30,135 All right, $200 to anyone who gets her so pissed she 394 00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:31,971 slaps your face. 395 00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:32,930 $200? 396 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:33,597 200. 397 00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:35,224 You want to take this? 398 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:35,933 I don't know. 399 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:37,540 Look, if you don't step up, I'm gonna, man. 400 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,270 That's 200 bones. 401 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:44,115 All right. 402 00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:46,569 She's just gonna slap you. 403 00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:48,779 She's just gonna slap you. 404 00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,451 Hey. 405 00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:55,744 Yeah? 406 00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:56,954 What? 407 00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:58,539 What? 408 00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:02,418 What... what... what the fuck do you want, creep? 409 00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:04,149 Did you... did you go to Parkside? 410 00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:05,985 I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else. 411 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:08,382 I'm sorry. 412 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,363 He's walking back. 413 00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:09,967 Walking back. 414 00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:10,906 He's walking back. 415 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,126 He's walking back. 416 00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:13,659 All right, you know what? 417 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:15,346 Watch the master at work. 418 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:17,141 OK? 419 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,809 Excuse me. 420 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:33,848 Pay up, brother. 421 00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:34,930 How'd you get her to do that? 422 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,223 I told her I'd buy her a drink if she 423 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,777 slapped me in the face. 424 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,331 What? 425 00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:42,938 It's a little bit of a cheat, but I'm gonna let it slide. 426 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,273 I'm gonna let it slide. 427 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:46,253 Put that shit away. 428 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,360 Dude, there's enough for everyone. 429 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:48,922 No, no, no. 430 00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:50,988 Take it in the bathroom or something. 431 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:52,968 Hey, I am... 432 00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:54,366 I am comfortable here. 433 00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:56,520 That bathroom stinks, all right? 434 00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:57,369 She's coming. 435 00:17:57,389 --> 00:17:58,203 She's coming over now. 436 00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,079 She's coming over now. 437 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:01,233 Hey, you guys can't do that here. 438 00:18:02,227 --> 00:18:05,147 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 439 00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:05,856 Caren... 440 00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:07,941 let me fix this. 441 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,277 It feels broken to me. 442 00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:10,903 Here. 443 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:11,842 That's like a curtain. 444 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:15,032 You can't even see over here, right? 445 00:18:15,157 --> 00:18:16,367 Caren. 446 00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:18,452 You's the best. 447 00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:20,287 Thank you, Caren. 448 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,459 All right, can I 449 00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:26,440 Please, hit it. 450 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:26,960 Yeah. 451 00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:28,025 Where are we going next? 452 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,526 You want to move... move camp? 453 00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:30,402 Yeah. 454 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,781 I know a really good strip club. 455 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,491 Are you all right strip clubs? 456 00:18:35,511 --> 00:18:37,311 It's a really classy joint. 457 00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:37,846 Yes. 458 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:38,702 She's OK with that? 459 00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:40,287 Want to get a couple lap dances, buddy? 460 00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:40,849 No, no, no. 461 00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:41,558 I gotta go home. 462 00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:42,706 Boo, Craig. 463 00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:43,227 For real? 464 00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:44,311 That's not... 465 00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:44,937 for real? 466 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:45,918 You know what you need? 467 00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:47,586 You need to get a little intoxicated with a buddy of 468 00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,588 yours that you haven't hung out with in a 469 00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:51,068 very, very long time. 470 00:18:51,193 --> 00:18:52,341 That's exactly what you need. 471 00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:53,217 That's exactly right. 472 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:54,802 You want to hurt feelings? 473 00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:56,095 It's Violet's birthday. 474 00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:57,304 Look at her crying. 475 00:18:57,324 --> 00:18:58,180 She wants you to say. 476 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,912 All right, I will hang out for just a little bit longer. 477 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:02,893 Yes. 478 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:03,414 Nice. 479 00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:04,039 But that's it. 480 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:05,604 Get over here and hit this. 481 00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,022 That's really nice, man. 482 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:07,584 No, no, no. 483 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,649 I'm not having any of that. 484 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,869 I'll get diarrhea. 485 00:19:45,372 --> 00:19:47,271 This place is bullshit, man. 486 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,501 This place is fucking awesome. 487 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,670 No touching. 488 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:52,595 Come on. 489 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:59,219 Tell you what, I'll give you $200 whoever touches that 490 00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:02,473 stripper's ass with a slap. 491 00:20:02,598 --> 00:20:04,224 Come on. 492 00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:08,486 $200? 493 00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,856 Yeah. 494 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:11,482 No, don't. 495 00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:13,025 No. 496 00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,290 Oh, shit. 497 00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:21,784 Let's go, baby. 498 00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:26,477 That was too good. 499 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:29,958 How about we laugh about it in the car, all right? 500 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,607 Come on, slow down, Turbo. 501 00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:32,816 No, look... never mind. 502 00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:33,692 You know what, Vince? 503 00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:35,235 It was great catching up with you. 504 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:36,361 Nice meeting you guys. 505 00:20:36,381 --> 00:20:36,965 But I really... 506 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:37,758 I gotta get home. 507 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:38,739 Come on, Craig. 508 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,324 Are you kidding me, Craig? 509 00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:40,844 Come on. 510 00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:41,386 Hey. 511 00:20:41,428 --> 00:20:43,096 Assholes. 512 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:44,203 What are you doing? 513 00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:44,723 What's up? 514 00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:46,121 You the one who hit one of our girls? 515 00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:46,955 No, I didn't do it. 516 00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:47,559 It wasn't me. 517 00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:48,268 I swear to God. 518 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,333 You lying piece of shit. 519 00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:50,020 I'll fuck you up. 520 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,314 Craig, $500 if you hit him first. 521 00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:00,382 Shit. 522 00:22:07,639 --> 00:22:09,182 Shit. 523 00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:29,600 Yeah, that's awesome. 524 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,838 That's... 525 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,497 did you just... 526 00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:34,146 did you just make that up? 527 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,647 I was just following her. 528 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:38,253 Go in, like, from the outside. 529 00:22:38,378 --> 00:22:40,912 Like, from the inside here like bath... 530 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:42,821 So you wouldn't be 531 00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:43,697 able to hear outside. 532 00:22:43,717 --> 00:22:44,698 Nice. 533 00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:46,325 So we do have a set at the studio. 534 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:47,200 Nice. 535 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:47,804 That's good. 536 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:48,472 Here he is. 537 00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:49,097 Hey. 538 00:22:49,139 --> 00:22:50,162 Sleeping beauty. 539 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:50,766 Where are we? 540 00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,581 Hey, you dropped like a souffle, dude. 541 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:55,167 So we had to split before the cops got there. 542 00:22:55,187 --> 00:22:56,293 We thought, you know what? 543 00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,211 Let's just bring him here, get you cleaned up. 544 00:22:58,231 --> 00:22:59,922 I got some sick painkillers for you too. 545 00:22:59,942 --> 00:23:01,548 He's got this place dialed in, man. 546 00:23:01,568 --> 00:23:05,656 There's, like, 1,000 years of scotch in here right now. 547 00:23:05,781 --> 00:23:06,281 Here. 548 00:23:06,323 --> 00:23:06,823 Here. 549 00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:07,616 Hold on, hold on. 550 00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:09,008 I got it, I got it. 551 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:16,625 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 552 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:17,626 Sorry, sorry. 553 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,169 I forgot. 554 00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:20,754 Sorry. 555 00:23:24,091 --> 00:23:26,510 Here you go. 556 00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:28,762 Hey, I'm proud of you. 557 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:30,222 You hit him first. 558 00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:33,830 I didn't think I was gonna get in a fight tonight, man. 559 00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:34,784 You know what? 560 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,708 I don't think that you can necessarily call 561 00:23:36,728 --> 00:23:37,584 that a fight, brother. 562 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:38,752 Here, that'll make you feel better. 563 00:23:38,772 --> 00:23:40,003 But you know what? 564 00:23:40,023 --> 00:23:40,649 That was awesome. 565 00:23:40,774 --> 00:23:41,574 That was... 566 00:23:41,692 --> 00:23:43,715 that was bad-ass is what it was. 567 00:23:43,735 --> 00:23:44,716 It was so awesome. 568 00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:45,278 This... 569 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:46,071 here's the thing. 570 00:23:46,196 --> 00:23:49,721 You will never forget this night, you know, or who you 571 00:23:49,741 --> 00:23:50,283 were with... 572 00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:52,369 me and Vince and Violet. 573 00:23:52,494 --> 00:23:55,998 I mean, even if you never see us again, you will 574 00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:57,187 never forget us. 575 00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,501 I think that's some awesome shit. 576 00:23:59,626 --> 00:24:00,168 I mean, I 577 00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:03,627 I honestly think about shit like that all the time. 578 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,174 Yeah! 579 00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:07,926 Give him a yeah! 580 00:24:10,178 --> 00:24:12,514 I just want to go home. 581 00:24:21,398 --> 00:24:21,898 Hey... 582 00:24:22,024 --> 00:24:24,192 I'm gonna get those painkillers. 583 00:24:24,317 --> 00:24:27,175 I've got, like, a straight up pharmacy here. 584 00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:29,136 Actually, my brother's a real pharmacist. 585 00:24:29,156 --> 00:24:30,053 But it doesn't matter. 586 00:24:30,073 --> 00:24:32,367 All right, roll with me, Vince. 587 00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:36,788 He owes you one. 588 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:09,279 I can email these to you later. 589 00:25:11,239 --> 00:25:16,578 Here, let me get something to clean you up a bit. 590 00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:18,121 OK. 591 00:25:24,669 --> 00:25:30,050 Now, I mean, he's not... he's not gonna like that very much. 592 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:30,759 Come on, buddy. 593 00:25:30,884 --> 00:25:32,484 It's gonna be hilarious. 594 00:25:32,511 --> 00:25:34,513 OK. 595 00:25:34,638 --> 00:25:35,263 All right. 596 00:25:35,388 --> 00:25:35,889 OK. 597 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:36,912 All right, let me... give me... 598 00:25:36,932 --> 00:25:38,121 I'm gonna grab some party favors. 599 00:25:38,141 --> 00:25:38,642 Yeah. 600 00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:39,768 Yeah, yeah. 601 00:25:53,782 --> 00:25:54,699 Ta-da. 602 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:55,951 Oh my god. 603 00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,474 You sure know how to party? 604 00:25:57,494 --> 00:25:57,994 Right? 605 00:25:58,036 --> 00:25:58,537 Yeah. 606 00:25:58,578 --> 00:26:00,102 That's... that's a whole tackle box. 607 00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:03,166 We'll catch some fish with this. 608 00:26:08,296 --> 00:26:08,797 Sorry. 609 00:26:08,839 --> 00:26:09,339 It's OK. 610 00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:10,320 Don't worry about it. 611 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,343 I appreciate you trying to help me out. 612 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:15,720 I'll try and be more gentle. 613 00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:27,190 Have you ever broken anything before? 614 00:26:27,315 --> 00:26:31,319 Just my foot. 615 00:26:31,444 --> 00:26:36,992 I was trying to do some stupid skateboarding trick some time. 616 00:26:39,536 --> 00:26:41,538 What did it feel like? 617 00:26:41,663 --> 00:26:45,041 I don't even remember, really. 618 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,899 I used to watched the older kids in my neighborhood 619 00:26:47,919 --> 00:26:52,048 skateboard when I was a little girl. 620 00:26:52,174 --> 00:26:53,633 Yeah? 621 00:26:54,885 --> 00:27:01,099 There was this one boy that I sort of had a crush on. 622 00:27:01,224 --> 00:27:04,207 He was always trying harder than all the others. 623 00:27:04,227 --> 00:27:11,484 And I remember one time he was trying to do this trick. 624 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:14,946 And they had set up a jump on the curb. 625 00:27:15,071 --> 00:27:17,324 He was trying to pick up speed. 626 00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:22,329 And this SUV whipped around the corner. 627 00:27:25,498 --> 00:27:30,253 I didn't actually see it happen, but I heard it. 628 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:36,551 The sound that it made when it hit him. 629 00:27:36,676 --> 00:27:39,554 It was so strange. 630 00:27:39,679 --> 00:27:43,183 It sounded like... 631 00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:45,477 like branches snapping. 632 00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:53,401 It sounded like he was made out of wood. 633 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:01,389 So the first thing they see that allows them the 634 00:28:01,409 --> 00:28:02,224 right to meet you. 635 00:28:02,244 --> 00:28:03,044 Here you go. 636 00:28:03,078 --> 00:28:04,454 This should do it. 637 00:28:04,579 --> 00:28:05,413 What is it? 638 00:28:05,538 --> 00:28:08,875 I think they're Percocets. 639 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,501 I think. 640 00:28:09,502 --> 00:28:12,025 But nothing a doctor wouldn't prescribe. 641 00:28:12,045 --> 00:28:14,172 So you're fine. 642 00:28:14,297 --> 00:28:15,340 In the clear. 643 00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:24,766 All right, gang. 644 00:28:24,891 --> 00:28:27,060 Let's... let's head outside. 645 00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:27,985 Yeah. 646 00:28:28,103 --> 00:28:28,603 Come on. 647 00:28:28,728 --> 00:28:29,751 I want to show you something. 648 00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:31,731 Come on, Craig. 649 00:28:31,856 --> 00:28:34,776 Come on, you got a little patched up? 650 00:28:38,863 --> 00:28:40,949 Move it, buddy. 651 00:28:43,159 --> 00:28:44,577 Killer view, right? 652 00:28:44,703 --> 00:28:45,203 Yeah. 653 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:48,019 Yeah, I have a... another place by the water in Palos 654 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:51,209 Verdes and a condo in Malibu. 655 00:28:51,293 --> 00:28:52,107 But this is all... 656 00:28:52,127 --> 00:28:53,858 this is all Violet's baby right here. 657 00:28:53,878 --> 00:28:57,654 I just gave her the checkbook and I said, hey, whatever you 658 00:28:57,674 --> 00:28:59,718 create are my desires. 659 00:28:59,843 --> 00:29:01,241 And clearly she's doing it, right? 660 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:04,306 She put together every inch of it. 661 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:08,435 What? 662 00:29:13,231 --> 00:29:14,691 What the fuck? 663 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:17,777 Fuck off. 664 00:29:19,571 --> 00:29:20,802 Craig, wait, wait, wait, wait. 665 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:21,323 Come here. 666 00:29:21,448 --> 00:29:22,262 Don't be like that. 667 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,282 Come here, man. 668 00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:25,785 Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig. 669 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:26,975 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 670 00:29:26,995 --> 00:29:28,204 Stop, stop, stop. 671 00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:30,228 What are you gonna take a shit on me now? 672 00:29:30,248 --> 00:29:31,855 Get the fuck out of here. 673 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:32,417 Relax, man. 674 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,523 That was for $300, all right? 675 00:29:33,543 --> 00:29:35,150 You would have done the same exact thing. 676 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:35,970 Yeah? 677 00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:37,672 You think so? 678 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,141 I'm gonna rob him. 679 00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:48,767 What? 680 00:29:48,808 --> 00:29:50,040 This fucking idiot has got a safe-full 681 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:51,166 of cash in his office. 682 00:29:51,186 --> 00:29:53,104 I'm gonna take it. 683 00:29:57,650 --> 00:30:00,779 Are you insane, you fucking ape? 684 00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:02,552 I just want to get out of here. 685 00:30:02,572 --> 00:30:07,243 There is, like, $150,000 in cash in there. 686 00:30:07,369 --> 00:30:09,476 Now, for him, that's a drop in the bucket. 687 00:30:09,496 --> 00:30:12,582 But for us, that's a whole new life, man. 688 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:13,750 Think about it. 689 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,342 I'm not gonna rob him. 690 00:30:15,418 --> 00:30:15,960 OK, fine. 691 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:20,548 That's fine, but the last time I checked you needed money. 692 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:22,489 This right here, this is your opportunity. 693 00:30:22,509 --> 00:30:25,553 Yeah, my opportunity to get arrested. 694 00:30:25,678 --> 00:30:26,785 He's seen our faces. 695 00:30:26,805 --> 00:30:27,619 He knows our names. 696 00:30:27,639 --> 00:30:28,620 He's not calling the cops. 697 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,829 He's not gonna call them. 698 00:30:29,849 --> 00:30:33,603 That is a really crazy assumption. 699 00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:34,312 No, it's not. 700 00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:35,752 Not when you think about it. 701 00:30:35,772 --> 00:30:38,671 Any fucking cop that isn't blind is going to take one 702 00:30:38,691 --> 00:30:41,758 look at his dilated pupils and throw him in jail right 703 00:30:41,778 --> 00:30:42,801 alongside of us. 704 00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:44,697 He's not calling the cops. 705 00:30:48,201 --> 00:30:51,579 Now look, I'm doing this either way. 706 00:30:51,704 --> 00:30:56,459 Now, if you don't want to be a part of it, you should leave 707 00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:58,294 right fucking now. 708 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:05,510 Wait, wait, wait. 709 00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:13,226 What am I supposed to do? 710 00:31:13,351 --> 00:31:15,351 Just hold the girl, all right? 711 00:31:15,437 --> 00:31:17,168 I'll take care of the rest. 712 00:31:17,188 --> 00:31:18,920 You're not gonna hurt him, are you? 713 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:19,441 No. 714 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:20,422 No, I'm not gonna fucking... 715 00:31:20,442 --> 00:31:22,048 You guys jerking each other off in 716 00:31:22,068 --> 00:31:22,882 there or something? 717 00:31:22,902 --> 00:31:26,030 Why, you want to come in here and watch? 718 00:31:26,156 --> 00:31:27,470 Nobody's getting hurt. 719 00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:30,368 Just grab violet and hold on tight. 720 00:31:42,797 --> 00:31:46,551 You bros kiss and make up? 721 00:31:46,676 --> 00:31:47,476 Yeah. 722 00:31:47,510 --> 00:31:48,310 Ding, ding. 723 00:31:48,928 --> 00:31:51,411 Violet's got all of her music hooked up with the stereo. 724 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:54,392 So there's, like, 12,000 tunes we can listen 725 00:31:54,517 --> 00:31:55,373 to on shuffle, right? 726 00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:57,375 Play that crazy instrumental honey. 727 00:31:57,395 --> 00:32:01,399 You know, it's the one with the... with the strings. 728 00:32:01,524 --> 00:32:02,797 Or just play this one. 729 00:32:02,817 --> 00:32:04,424 This is actually the better vibe. 730 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:06,050 Better for the vibe, actually. 731 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:06,926 Here's your cocktail. 732 00:32:06,946 --> 00:32:09,262 Are you girls done with the ladies room? 733 00:32:09,282 --> 00:32:11,075 'Cause I gotta pee. 734 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:11,701 Yeah. 735 00:32:11,743 --> 00:32:12,327 Yeah. 736 00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:14,287 Hey Colin... 737 00:32:14,412 --> 00:32:17,123 well, I hate to do this to you. 738 00:32:17,248 --> 00:32:18,146 What the fuck, man? 739 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,481 I'm gonna need all the money in that safe. 740 00:32:19,501 --> 00:32:21,941 Dude, this is fucking really stupid, all right? 741 00:32:21,961 --> 00:32:23,193 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 742 00:32:23,213 --> 00:32:24,694 Now, you and I are gonna wait right here. 743 00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:26,571 Craig's gonna get it for us, OK? 744 00:32:26,591 --> 00:32:28,114 What's the combination? 745 00:32:28,134 --> 00:32:28,718 Combination? 746 00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:29,843 I... 747 00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:30,345 I don't... 748 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:31,910 Look, don't fuck with me, OK? 749 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,244 Dude, you fucking gotta chill, OK? 750 00:32:33,264 --> 00:32:35,788 We got a good party going here, all right? 751 00:32:35,808 --> 00:32:37,560 Tell me the combination. 752 00:32:37,685 --> 00:32:40,855 I told you, I don't know it. 753 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,086 It's not locked, Vince. 754 00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:43,087 You fucking shitting me? 755 00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,193 You expect me to believe that? 756 00:32:45,318 --> 00:32:45,818 I... 757 00:32:45,819 --> 00:32:48,134 I can't remember the numerical sequence. 758 00:32:48,154 --> 00:32:48,655 OK? 759 00:32:48,656 --> 00:32:51,554 It was her birthday and then I changed it to her social. 760 00:32:51,574 --> 00:32:53,223 I can't... it's not fucking locked. 761 00:32:53,243 --> 00:32:55,662 It's a safe-full of cash. 762 00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:57,372 Well, I guess I 763 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:57,997 I... 764 00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:01,376 I guess trust my bros too much? 765 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:02,085 You know what? 766 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,796 Hey Craig, you're gonna handle this. 767 00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:05,421 Come here. 768 00:33:05,547 --> 00:33:06,528 Just walk over to the couch. 769 00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:07,048 Come on. 770 00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:07,904 Sit down, sit down. 771 00:33:07,924 --> 00:33:08,424 Sit down. 772 00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:09,864 What do I do with her? 773 00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:11,282 Just... just put her on the couch next to him. 774 00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:11,803 OK. 775 00:33:11,804 --> 00:33:14,180 Watch your... 776 00:33:14,305 --> 00:33:16,599 Don't do anything stupid. 777 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:35,952 All right. 778 00:33:52,719 --> 00:33:53,575 You keep it unlocked? 779 00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:55,555 What are you, fucking stupid? 780 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:56,723 Come on, bro. 781 00:33:56,848 --> 00:33:58,308 Come on. 782 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:20,413 Fucking cock. 783 00:34:20,538 --> 00:34:22,665 What's taking so long, Craig? 784 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:24,375 Give me a sec. 785 00:34:35,887 --> 00:34:36,387 Let's go. 786 00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:37,013 I got it. 787 00:34:37,138 --> 00:34:37,952 You got all of it? 788 00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:38,514 Yeah, yeah. 789 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,140 Come on. 790 00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:40,038 How much was in there? 791 00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:40,642 I don't know. 792 00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:41,434 I didn't count it. 793 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:42,707 Let's get the fuck out of here. 794 00:34:42,727 --> 00:34:43,527 All right. 795 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:44,103 Yeah. 796 00:34:44,145 --> 00:34:45,001 You know what, Colin? 797 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,210 I'm also gonna need those car keys. 798 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:49,484 I think they're on the shelf right over there. 799 00:34:58,076 --> 00:34:59,786 Fucking cool it. 800 00:34:59,911 --> 00:35:01,267 Take a fucking moment. 801 00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:04,540 I just want to say, this was not my idea. 802 00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:05,605 He came up with the idea. 803 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,273 I told him it was a bad idea. 804 00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:07,794 Shut it. 805 00:35:07,919 --> 00:35:11,069 Let's all just chill for a fucking moment, all right? 806 00:35:11,089 --> 00:35:11,903 Let's hit pause. 807 00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:12,548 Yeah. 808 00:35:12,674 --> 00:35:13,341 Let's rewind. 809 00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:14,050 OK. 810 00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:14,717 Want to? 811 00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:15,343 Yeah. 812 00:35:15,385 --> 00:35:16,366 Hey, how about we pretend? 813 00:35:16,386 --> 00:35:17,700 You want to pretend something? 814 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,576 Let's... let's pretend. 815 00:35:18,596 --> 00:35:19,911 You're fake bullies. 816 00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:21,079 Yeah, that's it. 817 00:35:21,099 --> 00:35:21,641 Good, Vince. 818 00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:23,059 OK. 819 00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:29,982 Let's just pretend these last 15 minutes didn't 820 00:35:30,108 --> 00:35:31,776 even happen, all right? 821 00:35:31,901 --> 00:35:32,757 What do you mean, dude? 822 00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:33,716 We just tried to rob you. 823 00:35:33,736 --> 00:35:35,426 Yeah, that was really fucking lame. 824 00:35:35,446 --> 00:35:37,782 That was really fucking stupid. 825 00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:41,744 All right, listen, Violet and I haven't necessarily been 826 00:35:41,869 --> 00:35:44,227 honest with you guys either, but we're willing to let 827 00:35:44,247 --> 00:35:46,229 bygones be bygones, all right? 828 00:35:46,249 --> 00:35:46,749 OK. 829 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,084 Bygones are bygones. 830 00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:49,732 We did not try to rob you. 831 00:35:49,752 --> 00:35:51,984 I didn't just hold a knife to your throat. 832 00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:52,588 I know, Vince. 833 00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:54,966 I just said fucking rewind. 834 00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:55,905 That doesn't exist. 835 00:35:55,925 --> 00:35:56,906 The past... shut the fuck up. 836 00:35:56,926 --> 00:35:58,282 The past is the past, all right? 837 00:35:58,302 --> 00:35:59,721 We're in the present. 838 00:35:59,846 --> 00:36:00,972 Didn't exist. 839 00:36:01,097 --> 00:36:02,807 Let's start over. 840 00:36:02,932 --> 00:36:04,183 Let's reset. 841 00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:05,601 I'm cool with it. 842 00:36:05,727 --> 00:36:08,062 Are you cool with it? 843 00:36:08,187 --> 00:36:08,855 OK. 844 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,837 Guys, all right, so we're cool. 845 00:36:10,857 --> 00:36:11,941 We're cool. 846 00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:12,734 Let's push play. 847 00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,090 You're not gonna call the cops on us? 848 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:16,551 I'm not gonna call the fucking cops, cross 849 00:36:16,571 --> 00:36:17,468 my heart, all right? 850 00:36:17,488 --> 00:36:22,577 So... what... what the fuck is this? 851 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:23,558 What the fuck is this? 852 00:36:23,578 --> 00:36:25,601 This is Violet's birthday, guys. 853 00:36:25,621 --> 00:36:26,728 What am I gonna get this girl? 854 00:36:26,748 --> 00:36:28,958 Look at her, she's a vision. 855 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:29,751 My God. 856 00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:30,898 That girl's got everything. 857 00:36:30,918 --> 00:36:32,066 She can but everything she wants. 858 00:36:32,086 --> 00:36:33,317 You gotta think outside the box, guys. 859 00:36:33,337 --> 00:36:36,340 So Violet and I came up with this idea 860 00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:37,321 for an awesome night. 861 00:36:37,341 --> 00:36:39,407 You gonna find a couple of losers, you pay them a bunch 862 00:36:39,427 --> 00:36:43,598 of money, and you laugh your asses off while they humiliate 863 00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:44,265 themselves. 864 00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:45,246 Awesome fucking night. 865 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:45,850 Happy birthday. 866 00:36:45,975 --> 00:36:46,476 Stop. 867 00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:47,018 Come on. 868 00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:47,874 Are you kidding me? 869 00:36:47,894 --> 00:36:48,750 You guys aren't losers. 870 00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:49,625 You're fucking awesome. 871 00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:50,668 This has been a night, right? 872 00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:51,711 This has been fucking amazing. 873 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:56,319 This is more... this is more like a reality game show. 874 00:36:56,444 --> 00:36:57,842 What reality game show? 875 00:36:57,862 --> 00:37:01,115 You know, the game shows when they gobble, 876 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,784 like, animal dicks. 877 00:37:02,909 --> 00:37:03,765 They make them do that. 878 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:06,267 Or put their head in a bucket of snakes or eat bugs, you 879 00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:07,518 know, shit like that. 880 00:37:07,538 --> 00:37:09,248 Except this isn't TV. 881 00:37:09,373 --> 00:37:09,874 Right? 882 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:14,462 That and there's 250,000 tax-free dollars. 883 00:37:16,923 --> 00:37:17,965 $250,000? 884 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,550 What? 885 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,845 This money's for us? 886 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,097 Yeah, down. 887 00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:25,723 I'm- 888 00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:26,349 -Fucking down. 889 00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:26,974 I'm down. 890 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:27,683 I'm down, Colin. 891 00:37:27,809 --> 00:37:28,309 I'm down. 892 00:37:28,434 --> 00:37:29,373 Fucking stay down, Vince. 893 00:37:29,393 --> 00:37:29,894 OK. 894 00:37:29,895 --> 00:37:31,187 OK. 895 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,439 It's cool, bro. 896 00:37:33,564 --> 00:37:35,107 It's cool. 897 00:37:37,527 --> 00:37:38,341 You gotta win it. 898 00:37:38,361 --> 00:37:40,071 That's... you know. 899 00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:44,075 You know what's funny? 900 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,433 This money that was in the safe was for the fucking game. 901 00:37:47,453 --> 00:37:51,958 And we were gonna give it to you, and you guys took it. 902 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:53,817 You know what that's like? 903 00:37:55,169 --> 00:37:57,213 There's a word for it. 904 00:37:57,338 --> 00:37:57,839 Irony? 905 00:37:57,964 --> 00:37:58,506 Thank you. 906 00:37:58,631 --> 00:38:00,029 Super irony is what it is. 907 00:38:00,049 --> 00:38:01,072 Super fucking irony. 908 00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:03,261 What... what do we have to do? 909 00:38:03,386 --> 00:38:05,096 Whatever we say. 910 00:38:05,221 --> 00:38:07,286 You're not... you're not 911 00:38:07,306 --> 00:38:10,101 gonna call the cops on us? 912 00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:11,627 Call the cops on you? 913 00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:14,794 No, I'm not gonna call the fucking cops on you. 914 00:38:14,897 --> 00:38:17,525 And we can leave whenever we want to? 915 00:38:17,650 --> 00:38:19,277 I'd be bummed. 916 00:38:20,987 --> 00:38:22,196 I really would. 917 00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:24,115 But you're free to go. 918 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,950 You're free to go. 919 00:38:30,955 --> 00:38:32,748 You wouldn't get this. 920 00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:50,558 OK. 921 00:38:50,975 --> 00:38:53,416 But let me tell you this, no matter how much money's in 922 00:38:53,436 --> 00:38:55,813 that box, I am not sucking his dick. 923 00:38:56,522 --> 00:39:01,569 No dudes boning dudes or blowing each other. 924 00:39:01,694 --> 00:39:02,194 No. 925 00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:04,302 You just have to do whatever we say. 926 00:39:04,322 --> 00:39:05,865 Not that. 927 00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:09,042 All right. 928 00:39:09,076 --> 00:39:12,038 So what-— what-— what... do I gotta do? 929 00:39:12,163 --> 00:39:14,040 All right! 930 00:39:14,165 --> 00:39:16,250 We're back. 931 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:17,351 Good decision. 932 00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:17,960 How about this. 933 00:39:18,085 --> 00:39:21,068 $500 to whoever can hold their breath the longest. 934 00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:22,131 That's it? 935 00:39:22,256 --> 00:39:23,382 Yeah, I'm game. 936 00:39:23,507 --> 00:39:24,307 Come on. 937 00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:26,240 There you go. 938 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,116 Yeah. 939 00:39:27,136 --> 00:39:27,637 I'm down. 940 00:39:27,762 --> 00:39:28,763 I'm game. 941 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:30,161 I just hold my breath? 942 00:39:30,181 --> 00:39:32,850 Yeah, longer than he does. 943 00:39:32,975 --> 00:39:33,476 OK. 944 00:39:33,476 --> 00:39:34,060 I'm going first. 945 00:39:34,185 --> 00:39:35,227 You timing me? 946 00:39:35,353 --> 00:39:36,520 All right. 947 00:39:36,646 --> 00:39:37,730 Yeah, you ready? 948 00:39:38,689 --> 00:39:39,190 Craig, hey. 949 00:39:39,315 --> 00:39:41,505 You said you were just going out for a drink. 950 00:39:41,525 --> 00:39:43,903 It's 2:00 AM. 951 00:39:44,028 --> 00:39:44,528 I know. 952 00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:45,071 I'm sorry. 953 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:47,323 I lost track of time. 954 00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:48,407 Enrique and I 955 00:39:49,034 --> 00:39:50,368 I talked to Enrique. 956 00:39:52,995 --> 00:39:56,749 Then I guess he told you what happened. 957 00:39:56,874 --> 00:39:57,416 Baby, look. 958 00:39:57,541 --> 00:39:58,341 I'm not mad. 959 00:39:58,376 --> 00:39:59,335 OK? 960 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,087 Just come home. 961 00:40:02,964 --> 00:40:06,425 Just come home and we'll... we'll figure it out. 962 00:40:09,637 --> 00:40:11,097 Craig. 963 00:40:12,807 --> 00:40:14,183 I'm coming home. 964 00:40:14,308 --> 00:40:17,561 Just give me 45 minutes. 965 00:40:21,273 --> 00:40:22,149 Trust me. 966 00:40:22,274 --> 00:40:24,131 Craig, $300 to hang up the phone. 967 00:40:24,151 --> 00:40:24,735 Who is that? 968 00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:25,361 Listen... 969 00:40:25,486 --> 00:40:26,834 Now it's 200. 970 00:40:26,862 --> 00:40:27,927 Babe... 971 00:40:28,531 --> 00:40:31,242 We gotta pay. 972 00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:32,501 Oh shit, hold on. 973 00:40:32,618 --> 00:40:33,911 Hold on. 974 00:40:34,036 --> 00:40:34,620 Oh my god. 975 00:40:34,745 --> 00:40:37,331 1:59, you motherfucker. 976 00:40:37,456 --> 00:40:37,957 Holy shit. 977 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:40,626 You don't get a taste of this? 978 00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:41,565 What was that? 979 00:40:41,585 --> 00:40:42,692 Why'd you just give him money? 980 00:40:42,712 --> 00:40:45,236 I gave him $200 to hang up on his wife. 981 00:40:45,256 --> 00:40:45,923 He did it. 982 00:40:46,048 --> 00:40:47,341 $200? 983 00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:47,967 What? 984 00:40:48,009 --> 00:40:49,115 Yeah, yeah. 985 00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:50,199 All right, my turn now? 986 00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:51,242 Your turn, Craig. 987 00:40:51,262 --> 00:40:53,472 Are you ready? 988 00:40:53,597 --> 00:40:54,515 Yeah. 989 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:59,186 Three, two, one, go. 990 00:40:59,311 --> 00:41:00,111 That's... 991 00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:00,896 that's not fair. 992 00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:01,919 What's not fair? 993 00:41:01,939 --> 00:41:03,065 You give... 994 00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:05,526 I get to decide. 995 00:41:05,651 --> 00:41:07,633 All right, how much... how much time did I have? 996 00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:10,740 You were one minute, 58 seconds. 997 00:41:10,865 --> 00:41:12,283 OK. 998 00:41:16,788 --> 00:41:18,145 How you doing, buddy? 999 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:19,582 You all right? 1000 00:41:19,707 --> 00:41:21,355 You know, it actually really starts to 1001 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:23,169 hurt after one minute. 1002 00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:26,235 No, you know what? 1003 00:41:26,255 --> 00:41:27,445 I think he's about to blow. 1004 00:41:27,465 --> 00:41:30,740 He actually looks better than you did at that point. 1005 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,055 Yeah, I think he's got this in the bag. 1006 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:37,975 I saw this documentary where guys that dive for lobsters 1007 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,019 can go, like, five minutes. 1008 00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:40,644 What? 1009 00:41:40,686 --> 00:41:43,064 That doesn't help? 1010 00:41:43,189 --> 00:41:43,689 What? 1011 00:41:43,731 --> 00:41:47,359 What, it's just a little poke. 1012 00:41:47,485 --> 00:41:50,029 What? 1013 00:41:50,154 --> 00:41:51,322 Oh, shit, bitch. 1014 00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:54,116 He's going to reach you. 1015 00:41:54,241 --> 00:42:00,706 53, 54, 55... 1016 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,629 oh shit! 1017 00:42:08,756 --> 00:42:10,216 Fuck, Vince. 1018 00:42:10,341 --> 00:42:10,841 Pay up. 1019 00:42:10,883 --> 00:42:12,593 That got hairy. 1020 00:42:12,718 --> 00:42:15,054 You serious? 1021 00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:15,679 You pay him? 1022 00:42:15,805 --> 00:42:16,827 He just cheated. 1023 00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:18,432 I didn't set any rules. 1024 00:42:18,557 --> 00:42:19,100 Relax, man. 1025 00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:20,692 We're just having fun. 1026 00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:23,938 What's next? 1027 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:25,856 I like that. 1028 00:42:25,981 --> 00:42:29,777 Let's go back out front, shall we? 1029 00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:35,741 This-a-way. 1030 00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:38,202 Let's go this way. 1031 00:42:46,502 --> 00:42:48,462 Look at that. 1032 00:42:48,587 --> 00:42:50,548 You see that shit? 1033 00:42:50,673 --> 00:42:51,632 That's shit. 1034 00:42:51,757 --> 00:42:53,030 Yes, that's what I said. 1035 00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:53,551 That shit. 1036 00:42:53,676 --> 00:42:55,324 Wait, you-— you want us to... 1037 00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:55,845 No. 1038 00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:56,345 Eat it? 1039 00:42:56,387 --> 00:42:56,887 No. 1040 00:42:56,887 --> 00:42:57,388 No, no. 1041 00:42:57,429 --> 00:42:58,619 I want you to see that shit because 1042 00:42:58,639 --> 00:42:59,495 it's part of the story. 1043 00:42:59,515 --> 00:43:01,767 You see that house over there? 1044 00:43:01,892 --> 00:43:03,144 Yeah. 1045 00:43:03,269 --> 00:43:05,543 Those assholes always let their dog take 1046 00:43:05,563 --> 00:43:06,230 a shit on my lawn. 1047 00:43:06,355 --> 00:43:07,962 The other day I came out here to talk to the gardener. 1048 00:43:07,982 --> 00:43:12,194 I stepped in a pile of shit, wearing a brand new pair of 1049 00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:12,903 suede oxfords. 1050 00:43:13,028 --> 00:43:13,968 I was so fucking pissed. 1051 00:43:13,988 --> 00:43:15,698 They were ruined. 1052 00:43:18,617 --> 00:43:19,577 OK, so? 1053 00:43:19,702 --> 00:43:22,705 So I want revenge on the neighbors. 1054 00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:27,501 $800 to whoever can sit inside their house. 1055 00:43:27,626 --> 00:43:30,212 Photographic evidence required. 1056 00:43:30,337 --> 00:43:31,255 That's crazy. 1057 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:32,570 All right, $1,200. 1058 00:43:32,590 --> 00:43:34,341 That's my final offer. 1059 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:36,177 Sure. 1060 00:43:36,803 --> 00:43:38,387 I'm in. 1061 00:43:38,512 --> 00:43:40,014 I like it. 1062 00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:41,599 Misfit. 1063 00:43:51,567 --> 00:43:52,901 Craig, you... you... 1064 00:43:52,985 --> 00:43:54,967 you really don't want to do this, do you? 1065 00:43:54,987 --> 00:43:57,678 No, I don't want to take a shit in this person's house, 1066 00:43:57,698 --> 00:43:58,554 but I need the money. 1067 00:43:58,574 --> 00:43:59,555 My family needs the money. 1068 00:43:59,575 --> 00:44:01,682 You know, this... this... this is breaking and entering. 1069 00:44:01,702 --> 00:44:04,768 That's minimum two-year sentence, just so you know. 1070 00:44:04,788 --> 00:44:05,873 Hey, dummy. 1071 00:44:05,998 --> 00:44:08,355 We just held them at knifepoint, and this feels a 1072 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,565 million times safer. 1073 00:44:09,585 --> 00:44:12,463 You're not backing out, are you? 1074 00:44:12,588 --> 00:44:13,088 No. 1075 00:44:13,088 --> 00:44:13,589 No, no. 1076 00:44:13,631 --> 00:44:14,945 I'm not backing out. 1077 00:44:14,965 --> 00:44:17,156 Thanks to you and your shitty back up and the fact that you 1078 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:20,284 never searched Violet, this stupid fucking game is the 1079 00:44:20,304 --> 00:44:21,952 only way I'm getting out of this house 1080 00:44:21,972 --> 00:44:22,786 with any real money. 1081 00:44:22,806 --> 00:44:24,288 So no, I'm not backing out. 1082 00:44:24,308 --> 00:44:25,726 Just hold the girl. 1083 00:44:25,851 --> 00:44:27,041 I'll take care of the rest. 1084 00:44:27,061 --> 00:44:29,251 I remember that being your sole instruction to me. 1085 00:44:29,271 --> 00:44:31,565 I've been arrested before, OK? 1086 00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:33,624 I've been through the system. 1087 00:44:33,651 --> 00:44:34,798 I know I can handle it. 1088 00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:36,008 You, on the other hand? 1089 00:44:36,028 --> 00:44:37,821 That's all I'm saying. 1090 00:45:58,277 --> 00:45:59,903 Good luck, man. 1091 00:46:26,013 --> 00:46:27,639 You son of a... 1092 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,148 You gotta... you gotta 1093 00:46:36,273 --> 00:46:38,150 start writing lyrics. 1094 00:46:38,275 --> 00:46:39,089 You really have to. 1095 00:46:39,109 --> 00:46:41,383 OK, then just start journaling and then later turn it into 1096 00:46:41,403 --> 00:46:44,740 something, you know what I'm saying? 1097 00:46:48,702 --> 00:46:49,641 Hey, there he is. 1098 00:46:49,661 --> 00:46:51,622 You got something for me? 1099 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:56,877 No. 1100 00:46:57,002 --> 00:46:58,379 No, really? 1101 00:46:58,504 --> 00:46:59,004 Oh my god. 1102 00:46:59,129 --> 00:46:59,985 Look at... you did it. 1103 00:47:00,005 --> 00:47:01,528 I can't... baby, you want to see this? 1104 00:47:01,548 --> 00:47:02,716 I'm good. 1105 00:47:02,841 --> 00:47:05,636 What is that? 1106 00:47:05,761 --> 00:47:06,804 What is that? 1107 00:47:06,929 --> 00:47:07,868 All right, you know what? 1108 00:47:07,888 --> 00:47:10,954 80 Craig, yeah, he took a shit in your neighbor's house. 1109 00:47:10,974 --> 00:47:11,642 Big fucking deal. 1110 00:47:11,767 --> 00:47:13,582 This little fucker's still gonna crap in your yard. 1111 00:47:13,602 --> 00:47:16,897 How about I take care of the actual problem 1112 00:47:17,022 --> 00:47:20,025 permanently? 1113 00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:21,902 How much for that? 1114 00:47:22,027 --> 00:47:23,487 Five, $6,000? 1115 00:47:23,612 --> 00:47:26,698 How about, nothing? 1116 00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:30,160 Does that figure suit you OK? 1117 00:47:30,285 --> 00:47:30,786 What? 1118 00:47:30,828 --> 00:47:33,519 I'm not gonna pay you to kill a helpless dog. 1119 00:47:33,539 --> 00:47:34,081 Yeah, but... 1120 00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:36,397 What kind of sick birthday present would that be? 1121 00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,877 It's er birthday, Vince. 1122 00:47:39,002 --> 00:47:39,503 So I... 1123 00:47:39,545 --> 00:47:41,985 I just did all of that for... for nothing? 1124 00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:43,028 Cutie. 1125 00:47:43,048 --> 00:47:45,676 You are cute, aren't you? 1126 00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:49,680 That was really not fucking cool, what 1127 00:47:49,805 --> 00:47:50,472 you just did, man. 1128 00:47:50,597 --> 00:47:52,037 You could have really fucked me up over there. 1129 00:47:52,057 --> 00:47:54,164 You fucking punched me in the stomach 1130 00:47:54,184 --> 00:47:54,726 before, man. 1131 00:47:54,852 --> 00:47:56,208 You fucking pissed on me out there. 1132 00:47:56,228 --> 00:47:57,209 That is not the same thing. 1133 00:47:57,229 --> 00:47:58,252 How is that not the same thing? 1134 00:47:58,272 --> 00:47:58,856 Think about it. 1135 00:47:58,981 --> 00:48:01,848 Get your fucking finger out of my face, man. 1136 00:48:09,116 --> 00:48:10,409 Come on, guys. 1137 00:48:10,534 --> 00:48:11,034 Ease up. 1138 00:48:11,076 --> 00:48:12,975 It's supposed to be a celebration. 1139 00:48:12,995 --> 00:48:14,476 What are we doing next? 1140 00:48:14,496 --> 00:48:16,582 Keeping it moving, I like that. 1141 00:48:16,707 --> 00:48:17,249 How about... 1142 00:48:17,374 --> 00:48:18,508 Where's my money? 1143 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,711 Oh, shit. 1144 00:48:20,836 --> 00:48:22,296 My bad. 1145 00:48:28,051 --> 00:48:33,432 100, 200, 300... 1146 00:48:33,557 --> 00:48:34,830 I think we all know how this ends. 1147 00:48:34,850 --> 00:48:37,651 Can we just fast forward this part, please? 1148 00:48:45,611 --> 00:48:47,905 As promised. 1149 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:49,990 What are we doing next? 1150 00:48:54,703 --> 00:48:55,287 I got it. 1151 00:48:55,412 --> 00:49:01,084 $300 to whoever can make me a vodka tonic first. 1152 00:49:01,210 --> 00:49:02,961 Three, two, one, go. 1153 00:49:07,841 --> 00:49:10,677 One vodka tonic coming right up, sir. 1154 00:49:10,802 --> 00:49:14,389 Hey, could you toss me one of those limes, brother? 1155 00:49:17,267 --> 00:49:18,810 All right. 1156 00:49:27,611 --> 00:49:29,071 You OK? 1157 00:49:34,952 --> 00:49:36,703 You're really tense. 1158 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:44,002 All coiled up. 1159 00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:45,754 So many knots. 1160 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:52,094 I think you'd feel better if you let me fuck you. 1161 00:49:56,056 --> 00:49:57,391 What? 1162 00:49:57,516 --> 00:49:58,747 What did she just say? 1163 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,034 Still waiting on that drink, Vince. 1164 00:50:04,314 --> 00:50:07,568 Would you like that, Craig? 1165 00:50:07,693 --> 00:50:09,444 Would you like to fuck me? 1166 00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:11,989 Are you hearing this right now? 1167 00:50:12,114 --> 00:50:13,907 Yeah, I am. 1168 00:50:15,784 --> 00:50:16,723 What's the matter, Craig? 1169 00:50:16,743 --> 00:50:19,621 Why don't you want to fuck my wife? 1170 00:50:25,002 --> 00:50:25,899 She's hot, isn't she? 1171 00:50:25,919 --> 00:50:27,719 Don't you want to fuck her? 1172 00:50:27,796 --> 00:50:30,632 You don't care? 1173 00:50:30,757 --> 00:50:32,259 Why would I? 1174 00:50:32,384 --> 00:50:33,302 It's cool. 1175 00:50:33,427 --> 00:50:35,117 We have an open relationship. 1176 00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:36,471 Yeah, that's... 1177 00:50:36,597 --> 00:50:39,182 great, but my wife and I don't. 1178 00:50:39,308 --> 00:50:40,108 So... 1179 00:50:40,142 --> 00:50:40,726 Hey, I... 1180 00:50:40,851 --> 00:50:42,603 I'd fuck you, Violet. 1181 00:50:46,231 --> 00:50:48,692 Please, Craig? 1182 00:50:48,817 --> 00:50:49,484 I really want to. 1183 00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:53,614 Look, you're a lovely, you know, woman. 1184 00:50:53,739 --> 00:50:55,137 I'm flattered, really. 1185 00:50:55,157 --> 00:50:55,657 But I... 1186 00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:57,100 I just can't do that. 1187 00:50:57,159 --> 00:50:57,826 Come on, Craig. 1188 00:50:57,951 --> 00:50:58,619 It's her birthday. 1189 00:50:58,744 --> 00:50:59,995 Guys, I'm married. 1190 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,143 It's not going to happen. 1191 00:51:01,163 --> 00:51:05,417 Well, how about if I paid you to fuck her? 1192 00:51:05,542 --> 00:51:08,211 Would it be cool then? 1193 00:51:08,337 --> 00:51:08,962 Paid me? 1194 00:51:09,087 --> 00:51:11,340 Yeah, how about, $2,000? 1195 00:51:11,465 --> 00:51:14,301 This is some weird-ass shit, man. 1196 00:51:19,014 --> 00:51:21,148 I can't believe I'm saying this. 1197 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:24,144 How about 4,500? 1198 00:51:24,269 --> 00:51:26,355 How does that number sound? 1199 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,086 When I put the money in the wallet for... for... for 1200 00:51:28,106 --> 00:51:32,402 punching that dude, I saw the eviction notice. 1201 00:51:32,527 --> 00:51:35,572 Sorry for reading it, but shit, I mean, 1202 00:51:35,697 --> 00:51:37,282 it was right there. 1203 00:51:37,407 --> 00:51:39,701 Oh my god. 1204 00:51:39,826 --> 00:51:41,453 Please, Craig. 1205 00:51:57,219 --> 00:52:00,097 Obviously the guy doesn't want to. 1206 00:52:00,222 --> 00:52:00,722 OK? 1207 00:52:00,723 --> 00:52:02,162 I mean, cut... cut him a break. 1208 00:52:02,182 --> 00:52:03,622 I'll fuck her for free, man. 1209 00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:04,768 Cool it, Vince. 1210 00:52:04,893 --> 00:52:05,707 It's not gonna happen. 1211 00:52:05,727 --> 00:52:06,625 She's into married dudes. 1212 00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:07,229 What can I say? 1213 00:52:07,354 --> 00:52:09,481 That's some fucking bullshit. 1214 00:52:15,195 --> 00:52:17,322 $4,500? 1215 00:52:17,447 --> 00:52:19,366 All that. 1216 00:52:21,702 --> 00:52:22,327 I love my wife. 1217 00:52:22,452 --> 00:52:26,123 Why don't you prove it, man? 1218 00:52:26,248 --> 00:52:28,417 Show her. 1219 00:52:28,542 --> 00:52:30,627 Get your family off the street. 1220 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,215 Pay your rent, Craig. 1221 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,102 That shit's hot. 1222 00:53:27,809 --> 00:53:30,145 I'm gonna fucking come. 1223 00:53:30,270 --> 00:53:32,355 I'm coming too, baby. 1224 00:53:32,481 --> 00:53:34,399 Oh my god. 1225 00:53:34,524 --> 00:53:35,525 Fuck. 1226 00:53:42,616 --> 00:53:46,453 Fuck. 1227 00:53:53,168 --> 00:53:54,628 Shit. 1228 00:53:58,590 --> 00:54:00,300 What the fuck? 1229 00:54:04,846 --> 00:54:06,107 Shit. 1230 00:54:06,139 --> 00:54:07,766 Fuck, baby. 1231 00:54:24,574 --> 00:54:25,158 Well fuck, man. 1232 00:54:25,283 --> 00:54:27,182 Things get a little sticky there, boys. 1233 00:54:27,202 --> 00:54:31,873 I might, have to go downstairs and make a quick 1234 00:54:31,998 --> 00:54:34,918 wardrobe change. 1235 00:54:39,130 --> 00:54:42,300 We'll keep the game going. 1236 00:54:42,425 --> 00:54:44,219 Back in a flash, boys. 1237 00:54:55,564 --> 00:54:58,775 You did not deserve that. 1238 00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:00,735 Not one bit. 1239 00:55:07,284 --> 00:55:09,411 I'm done. 1240 00:55:09,536 --> 00:55:13,164 What do you mean done? 1241 00:55:13,290 --> 00:55:16,751 I'm going home. 1242 00:55:16,877 --> 00:55:17,677 Good. 1243 00:55:17,794 --> 00:55:19,546 Glad to see you go. 1244 00:55:27,178 --> 00:55:29,431 Shit. 1245 00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:41,234 See you in five years, buddy? 1246 00:55:41,359 --> 00:55:43,153 Don't forget to write. 1247 00:56:05,050 --> 00:56:06,593 All right, bitches. 1248 00:56:06,718 --> 00:56:08,867 You ready to make some real money? 1249 00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:09,387 Yeah. 1250 00:56:09,512 --> 00:56:10,535 That's what I'm talking about. 1251 00:56:10,555 --> 00:56:11,536 Would you like that? 1252 00:56:11,556 --> 00:56:12,223 Craig? 1253 00:56:12,349 --> 00:56:13,391 Where's Craig? 1254 00:56:13,516 --> 00:56:14,017 No. 1255 00:56:14,142 --> 00:56:15,685 He peaced. 1256 00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:16,311 Yeah. 1257 00:56:16,353 --> 00:56:20,020 No, I think cheating on his wife really freaked him out. 1258 00:56:21,775 --> 00:56:23,485 Where's she going? 1259 00:57:09,114 --> 00:57:10,115 He's gone. 1260 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,158 Well... 1261 00:57:12,283 --> 00:57:14,160 well, what's the problem? 1262 00:57:14,285 --> 00:57:16,997 I mean, I'm still here, right? 1263 00:57:17,122 --> 00:57:19,332 We... we can keep going, can't we? 1264 00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:20,875 No. 1265 00:57:23,461 --> 00:57:27,632 I'm feeling a little unloved right now, buddy. 1266 00:57:27,757 --> 00:57:28,758 No, no, no. 1267 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:29,551 You're boss, bro. 1268 00:57:29,676 --> 00:57:33,343 It's just that we... we... we hate breaking up the crew. 1269 00:57:33,388 --> 00:57:36,496 That guy hasn't been part of the crew since fucking high 1270 00:57:36,516 --> 00:57:38,101 school, all right? 1271 00:57:38,226 --> 00:57:41,479 Come on, let's keep this going? 1272 00:57:41,604 --> 00:57:44,774 What do you want me to do next? 1273 00:57:54,701 --> 00:57:56,286 Follow me. 1274 00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:05,211 Cut your pinkie off. 1275 00:58:09,591 --> 00:58:10,800 Is that not cool? 1276 00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:11,426 Fuck you. 1277 00:58:11,551 --> 00:58:15,430 Do or you don't, it doesn't matter to me. 1278 00:58:15,555 --> 00:58:17,891 It's your pinkie. 1279 00:58:18,016 --> 00:58:20,685 You use it for, like, nothing. 1280 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:22,562 What's the iron for? 1281 00:58:22,687 --> 00:58:24,481 To cauterize the wound. 1282 00:58:26,649 --> 00:58:28,234 How much is this worth? 1283 00:58:28,359 --> 00:58:31,196 How much? 1284 00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:32,572 Yeah. 1285 00:58:32,697 --> 00:58:35,408 How much, he wants to know. 1286 00:58:39,245 --> 00:58:42,457 Let's think about it. 1287 00:58:42,582 --> 00:58:44,125 Let's say... 1288 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,714 $25,000. 1289 00:58:57,639 --> 00:59:01,184 $25,000? 1290 00:59:01,309 --> 00:59:03,436 To cutoff my pinkie? 1291 00:59:10,652 --> 00:59:11,466 OK, I'll do it. 1292 00:59:11,486 --> 00:59:11,986 Really? 1293 00:59:12,028 --> 00:59:13,279 Yeah. 1294 00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:19,369 That's cool. 1295 00:59:19,494 --> 00:59:19,994 OK. 1296 00:59:19,995 --> 00:59:21,726 Yeah, I'll cutoff my pinkie. 1297 00:59:21,746 --> 00:59:22,247 Awesome. 1298 00:59:22,372 --> 00:59:24,791 For $25,000. 1299 00:59:24,874 --> 00:59:27,043 I'll do it for 23. 1300 00:59:29,587 --> 00:59:31,464 Oh, shit. 1301 00:59:31,589 --> 00:59:32,757 What the fuck? 1302 00:59:32,882 --> 00:59:34,634 Are you shitting me? 1303 00:59:36,427 --> 00:59:37,742 Where the fuck have you been? 1304 00:59:37,762 --> 00:59:39,577 What are you, like, a ninja? 1305 00:59:39,597 --> 00:59:43,268 I'll cut my pinkie off for $23,000. 1306 00:59:43,393 --> 00:59:45,208 What the fuck is wrong with you, Craig? 1307 00:59:45,228 --> 00:59:46,895 You don't get it, do you? 1308 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:47,480 No. 1309 00:59:47,481 --> 00:59:49,045 Look, you've already got your rent money, all right? 1310 00:59:49,065 --> 00:59:51,109 Let somebody else have a shot. 1311 00:59:51,234 --> 00:59:55,029 That 4,500 takes care of my eviction problems, but only 1312 00:59:55,155 --> 00:59:55,697 this month. 1313 00:59:55,822 --> 00:59:56,886 What about next month? 1314 00:59:56,906 --> 00:59:58,638 My wife and I are both unemployed. 1315 00:59:58,658 --> 00:59:59,514 How do I pay my rent? 1316 00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:00,390 How do I feed my kid? 1317 01:00:00,410 --> 01:00:03,538 23 grand gives me some... some breathing room. 1318 01:00:03,663 --> 01:00:07,333 So if I gotta cut my pinkie off for that, 1319 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,294 fuck it, I'll do it. 1320 01:00:09,419 --> 01:00:10,753 That's right, Craig. 1321 01:00:10,837 --> 01:00:12,819 You gotta think about the future. 1322 01:00:12,839 --> 01:00:13,339 Yeah. 1323 01:00:13,381 --> 01:00:13,882 No, no. 1324 01:00:13,923 --> 01:00:15,738 But wait, wait... what about me? 1325 01:00:15,758 --> 01:00:18,408 Every time I go to work, I'm this close... 1326 01:00:18,428 --> 01:00:20,952 this fucking close to be thrown back in jail. 1327 01:00:20,972 --> 01:00:22,370 And I don't make that much money. 1328 01:00:22,390 --> 01:00:24,475 Not for what I fucking do. 1329 01:00:24,601 --> 01:00:26,207 Nobody told you to drop out of high school. 1330 01:00:26,227 --> 01:00:29,419 You could have done anything you wanted, but you didn't 1331 01:00:29,439 --> 01:00:30,253 want to work for it. 1332 01:00:30,273 --> 01:00:33,443 Your life is exactly what you made it. 1333 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,783 Fuck you. 1334 01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:49,959 I'll do it for 22. 1335 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:51,502 21. 1336 01:00:55,131 --> 01:00:55,632 20. 1337 01:00:55,633 --> 01:01:00,720 And if you say another fucking word, I will knock you out. 1338 01:01:00,845 --> 01:01:01,429 19. 1339 01:01:01,554 --> 01:01:05,934 I said shut your fucking mouth. 1340 01:01:06,059 --> 01:01:07,477 18. 1341 01:01:16,736 --> 01:01:17,278 All right. 1342 01:01:17,403 --> 01:01:19,906 $15,000. 1343 01:01:20,031 --> 01:01:22,283 Are you fucking crazy, man? 1344 01:01:22,408 --> 01:01:25,536 You're gonna cutoff your pinkie for $15,000? 1345 01:01:25,662 --> 01:01:26,476 That's a finger. 1346 01:01:26,496 --> 01:01:27,685 It's not like it's gone forever. 1347 01:01:27,705 --> 01:01:31,876 Even if costs me six grand to sew it back on, that's still 1348 01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:34,484 9,000 more dollars than when I woke up this morning. 1349 01:01:34,504 --> 01:01:35,129 All right. 1350 01:01:35,255 --> 01:01:35,755 Fine, man. 1351 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,695 If you want to mutilate yourself for 1352 01:01:37,715 --> 01:01:40,927 $15,000, go right ahead. 1353 01:01:41,052 --> 01:01:42,220 All right. 1354 01:01:42,345 --> 01:01:43,930 Let's... 1355 01:01:44,055 --> 01:01:47,100 let's get it ready. 1356 01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:47,892 OK. 1357 01:01:48,017 --> 01:01:48,601 This one, right? 1358 01:01:48,726 --> 01:01:49,227 Wait. 1359 01:01:49,352 --> 01:01:50,959 Could we do... because I use that... 1360 01:01:50,979 --> 01:01:51,479 Sure. 1361 01:01:51,521 --> 01:01:52,021 Yeah. 1362 01:01:52,063 --> 01:01:52,605 Your choice. 1363 01:01:52,730 --> 01:01:53,273 Thank you. 1364 01:01:53,398 --> 01:01:54,212 That's nice of you. 1365 01:01:54,232 --> 01:01:54,816 There you go. 1366 01:01:54,941 --> 01:01:55,797 Care to do the honors? 1367 01:01:55,817 --> 01:01:57,417 It would be my pleasure. 1368 01:01:57,777 --> 01:01:58,278 You... 1369 01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,842 you don't want to do it, Colin? 1370 01:01:59,862 --> 01:02:00,738 Sorry, dude. 1371 01:02:00,863 --> 01:02:02,407 Too gross. 1372 01:02:03,783 --> 01:02:05,583 Let's put that right there. 1373 01:02:05,702 --> 01:02:06,202 OK? 1374 01:02:06,203 --> 01:02:07,892 I'm going to count to three. 1375 01:02:07,912 --> 01:02:08,413 One... 1376 01:02:08,454 --> 01:02:09,310 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1377 01:02:09,330 --> 01:02:09,914 Jesus Christ. 1378 01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:10,540 Hold on. 1379 01:02:10,581 --> 01:02:11,915 Give a guy a second. 1380 01:02:14,085 --> 01:02:14,669 OK, I'm ready. 1381 01:02:14,794 --> 01:02:15,753 Are you ready? 1382 01:02:15,878 --> 01:02:16,379 One. 1383 01:02:16,421 --> 01:02:17,588 No, no, no. 1384 01:02:17,714 --> 01:02:18,214 Not yet. 1385 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:19,320 Just are you ready? 1386 01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:21,509 Yes, I'm ready. 1387 01:02:21,634 --> 01:02:23,219 Are you ready? 1388 01:02:23,344 --> 01:02:26,452 Are you sure you don't want to do this instead of him? 1389 01:02:26,472 --> 01:02:28,975 Sorry, bro. 1390 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:29,600 OK. 1391 01:02:29,601 --> 01:02:33,187 OK, OK, OK. 1392 01:02:33,313 --> 01:02:34,113 Go. 1393 01:02:34,230 --> 01:02:34,731 One... 1394 01:02:34,772 --> 01:02:35,273 Wait. 1395 01:02:35,315 --> 01:02:35,815 What? 1396 01:02:35,857 --> 01:02:38,985 I gotta check to make sure the iron's hot. 1397 01:02:39,110 --> 01:02:39,610 OK. 1398 01:02:39,610 --> 01:02:40,111 I... 1399 01:02:40,112 --> 01:02:41,134 I don't want blood everywhere. 1400 01:02:41,154 --> 01:02:42,302 Jesus Christ. 1401 01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:43,428 We're good to go. 1402 01:02:43,448 --> 01:02:43,865 OK. 1403 01:02:43,906 --> 01:02:46,492 For real this time, all right? 1404 01:02:46,617 --> 01:02:48,786 Yeah. 1405 01:02:48,911 --> 01:02:50,496 Do it, Vince. 1406 01:02:50,621 --> 01:02:51,706 One, two, three. 1407 01:02:51,831 --> 01:02:52,645 Oh shit, bro. 1408 01:02:52,665 --> 01:02:55,084 You can't puss out on us now. 1409 01:02:55,209 --> 01:02:56,607 I need something for the pain. 1410 01:02:56,627 --> 01:02:57,608 What are you talking about? 1411 01:02:57,628 --> 01:02:58,609 He hasn't even done it yet. 1412 01:02:58,629 --> 01:02:59,130 No, no. 1413 01:02:59,172 --> 01:03:00,737 Something to take away the pain, to numb it, to keep me 1414 01:03:00,757 --> 01:03:03,424 from feeling anything in the first place. 1415 01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:05,408 You still got those pills I gave you? 1416 01:03:05,428 --> 01:03:06,846 Yeah, one of them. 1417 01:03:06,971 --> 01:03:07,472 Somewhere. 1418 01:03:07,597 --> 01:03:08,870 Well, give it to me. 1419 01:03:08,890 --> 01:03:09,829 I'll crush it up. 1420 01:03:09,849 --> 01:03:10,433 You can rail it. 1421 01:03:10,558 --> 01:03:11,622 You won't feel a fucking thing. 1422 01:03:11,642 --> 01:03:12,915 It's in here somewhere. 1423 01:03:12,935 --> 01:03:15,355 Hold on. 1424 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,814 There it is. 1425 01:03:16,939 --> 01:03:17,440 It's done. 1426 01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:19,776 And I hope it hurt. 1427 01:03:19,901 --> 01:03:21,527 Oh, shit. 1428 01:03:21,652 --> 01:03:22,278 Fuck. 1429 01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:24,030 You OK, Craig? 1430 01:03:44,884 --> 01:03:45,385 Let go. 1431 01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:46,866 Just let go of your arm. 1432 01:03:46,886 --> 01:03:47,387 Here. 1433 01:03:47,428 --> 01:03:48,012 Fucking here. 1434 01:03:48,137 --> 01:03:48,993 Come on, there we go. 1435 01:03:49,013 --> 01:03:50,973 Go, go, go, go, go. 1436 01:03:51,099 --> 01:03:51,599 Get it. 1437 01:03:51,641 --> 01:03:52,141 Get it. 1438 01:03:52,183 --> 01:03:52,683 Get it. 1439 01:03:52,725 --> 01:03:53,267 Get it. 1440 01:03:53,393 --> 01:03:53,893 Fuck. 1441 01:03:53,935 --> 01:03:54,874 What are you waiting for? 1442 01:03:54,894 --> 01:03:57,230 It's still fucking attached. 1443 01:03:57,355 --> 01:03:57,939 All the way off. 1444 01:03:58,064 --> 01:04:00,149 That's the fucking deal, bro. 1445 01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:01,714 Are you fucking kidding me? 1446 01:04:01,734 --> 01:04:04,028 Get the knife. 1447 01:04:04,153 --> 01:04:05,738 Fuck that. 1448 01:04:07,198 --> 01:04:08,658 Fuck. 1449 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:16,249 Fuck yeah, motherfucker. 1450 01:04:18,209 --> 01:04:19,877 Yeah, motherfucker. 1451 01:04:20,002 --> 01:04:23,631 Yeah, motherfucker. 1452 01:04:23,756 --> 01:04:26,217 Fuck yeah, motherfucker. 1453 01:04:46,195 --> 01:04:47,196 Fuck, dude. 1454 01:04:47,321 --> 01:04:48,739 You fucking did it. 1455 01:04:48,865 --> 01:04:52,160 How's it feel to be $15,000 richer? 1456 01:04:52,285 --> 01:04:55,788 Do me a favor. 1457 01:04:55,913 --> 01:04:58,749 Let me see it. 1458 01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:01,210 I want to see the money. 1459 01:05:01,335 --> 01:05:03,212 Fuck, that's not a favor. 1460 01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:05,089 You earned it, man. 1461 01:05:09,927 --> 01:05:11,387 Fuck yes. 1462 01:05:11,512 --> 01:05:12,013 Here. 1463 01:05:12,054 --> 01:05:12,854 Fuck yeah. 1464 01:05:12,889 --> 01:05:13,890 Fuck yeah. 1465 01:05:14,015 --> 01:05:19,061 Five, 10, $15,000, motherfucker. 1466 01:05:19,187 --> 01:05:20,188 Shit. 1467 01:05:20,313 --> 01:05:22,857 That's fucking great. 1468 01:05:22,982 --> 01:05:24,984 Right on, bro. 1469 01:05:25,109 --> 01:05:26,569 Yeah. 1470 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:42,251 What's that sound? 1471 01:05:43,753 --> 01:05:46,714 There it was again. 1472 01:05:48,299 --> 01:05:50,343 I think I just heard it. 1473 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:50,968 Good. 1474 01:05:51,010 --> 01:05:53,284 I thought I was going fucking crazy. 1475 01:05:53,304 --> 01:05:54,971 No, I heard it that time. 1476 01:05:55,014 --> 01:05:58,142 I think it's coming from over here. 1477 01:06:03,814 --> 01:06:10,696 Guys, do you know where my finger is? 1478 01:06:11,781 --> 01:06:13,282 What's wrong? 1479 01:06:13,407 --> 01:06:15,409 The dog's dead. 1480 01:06:15,535 --> 01:06:17,036 What the fuck? 1481 01:06:17,161 --> 01:06:17,787 What... 1482 01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,622 how'd that happen? 1483 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:25,461 No. 1484 01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:26,400 What the fuck? 1485 01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:29,590 It choked on Craig's finger. 1486 01:06:35,638 --> 01:06:37,787 All right, I'll take care of this. 1487 01:06:37,807 --> 01:06:39,433 Go check on him. 1488 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,900 Fuck. 1489 01:06:51,028 --> 01:06:53,281 That's fucking weird. 1490 01:07:02,915 --> 01:07:07,837 Good luck reattaching that crew toy now? 1491 01:07:07,962 --> 01:07:11,757 You're a real piece of shit, you know that? 1492 01:07:15,845 --> 01:07:17,305 Yeah. 1493 01:07:18,014 --> 01:07:21,684 At least I didn't steal $25,000 from my friend. 1494 01:07:21,809 --> 01:07:26,355 I need that money for my family. 1495 01:07:28,482 --> 01:07:32,320 You'd just blow it on hookers and drugs. 1496 01:07:32,445 --> 01:07:33,571 I know you. 1497 01:07:33,696 --> 01:07:35,303 Yeah, I know you too, Craig. 1498 01:07:35,323 --> 01:07:38,993 I'm not that person anymore. 1499 01:07:39,118 --> 01:07:40,911 I have responsibilities. 1500 01:07:41,037 --> 01:07:42,018 I have a life to live. 1501 01:07:42,038 --> 01:07:47,543 You don't have shit to do but waste the world's oxygen. 1502 01:07:47,668 --> 01:07:49,795 You're a fucking loser. 1503 01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:53,716 You know that, Vince? 1504 01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:54,342 No. 1505 01:07:54,343 --> 01:07:56,427 Yeah, I do. 1506 01:07:56,552 --> 01:07:58,304 I know I'm a loser. 1507 01:08:00,765 --> 01:08:02,767 See, I've always known that. 1508 01:08:02,892 --> 01:08:06,187 But you, you really surprised me, Craig. 1509 01:08:06,312 --> 01:08:09,446 You see, because you had parents that loved you. 1510 01:08:09,482 --> 01:08:11,776 And they took care of you. 1511 01:08:11,901 --> 01:08:16,822 They sent you to college and got you an education. 1512 01:08:16,947 --> 01:08:19,533 But look how you fucking turned out. 1513 01:08:19,659 --> 01:08:21,474 I mean, you obviously didn't make it as a writer. 1514 01:08:21,494 --> 01:08:25,331 I mean, hell, you can't even keep a job changing oil at a 1515 01:08:25,456 --> 01:08:27,124 fucking car shop. 1516 01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:33,381 You had to fuck another woman and mutilate yourself just to 1517 01:08:33,506 --> 01:08:35,446 keep your family off the street. 1518 01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:36,008 So who's... 1519 01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:38,969 who's the bigger loser? 1520 01:08:47,937 --> 01:08:49,855 You guys are still here. 1521 01:08:49,980 --> 01:08:51,524 Fuck, that smells good. 1522 01:08:51,649 --> 01:08:52,316 Doesn't it? 1523 01:08:52,441 --> 01:08:52,942 Yeah. 1524 01:08:52,983 --> 01:08:53,567 You hungry? 1525 01:08:53,693 --> 01:08:54,276 I could eat. 1526 01:08:54,402 --> 01:08:56,278 Then let's do it. 1527 01:08:56,404 --> 01:08:56,904 Join me. 1528 01:08:56,946 --> 01:08:59,824 Let's gain sustenance, shall we? 1529 01:09:01,492 --> 01:09:05,454 You know what, honey, that bottle we've been saving. 1530 01:09:10,751 --> 01:09:14,755 This particular dish pairs well with a 1531 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,759 $10,000 bottle of tequila. 1532 01:09:18,884 --> 01:09:21,721 Asuckamadee, Pancho Villa. 1533 01:09:24,306 --> 01:09:27,893 What the fuck? 1534 01:09:28,018 --> 01:09:29,478 What? 1535 01:09:31,939 --> 01:09:33,190 No. 1536 01:09:33,315 --> 01:09:33,816 No. 1537 01:09:33,858 --> 01:09:37,236 Moments ago you were raving about the smell. 1538 01:09:37,361 --> 01:09:39,196 Why... why did you... 1539 01:09:39,321 --> 01:09:40,281 Make it? 1540 01:09:40,406 --> 01:09:41,679 So you could eat it, obviously. 1541 01:09:41,699 --> 01:09:44,869 Yeah, but I thought you guys were dog people. 1542 01:09:44,994 --> 01:09:45,494 No, no. 1543 01:09:45,536 --> 01:09:47,184 I just don't want to kill a helpless animal. 1544 01:09:47,204 --> 01:09:49,395 But I mean, it's already dead, so... 1545 01:09:49,415 --> 01:09:51,147 you're not vegetarians, are you? 1546 01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:51,709 Oh my god. 1547 01:09:51,834 --> 01:09:52,773 I think I just became one. 1548 01:09:52,793 --> 01:09:55,588 Tastes like chicken, really. 1549 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:56,902 But it's not a chicken. 1550 01:09:56,922 --> 01:09:57,757 It's a dog. 1551 01:09:57,882 --> 01:09:59,196 Don't be so limited, bro. 1552 01:09:59,216 --> 01:10:01,907 I've seen dog on menus throughout the world. 1553 01:10:01,927 --> 01:10:03,304 You need to get out. 1554 01:10:03,429 --> 01:10:05,264 Is it even safe to eat? 1555 01:10:05,389 --> 01:10:05,890 Yes. 1556 01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:08,956 Cooked all the way through, internal temperature of 165. 1557 01:10:08,976 --> 01:10:11,729 I've got a meat thermometer. 1558 01:10:11,854 --> 01:10:15,065 So what's the offer? 1559 01:10:15,984 --> 01:10:20,217 $50,000 to whoever finishes their portion first. 1560 01:10:25,242 --> 01:10:26,410 $50,000. 1561 01:10:26,535 --> 01:10:30,664 That's probably more than you guys make in a year, right? 1562 01:10:30,790 --> 01:10:31,999 Think about that. 1563 01:10:32,124 --> 01:10:34,210 Takes away a lot of worry. 1564 01:10:34,335 --> 01:10:35,503 Bills are paid. 1565 01:10:35,628 --> 01:10:39,423 You have time to do things you wanted. 1566 01:10:47,848 --> 01:10:49,079 It's a mental game, guys. 1567 01:10:49,099 --> 01:10:50,893 It's easy to get past. 1568 01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:54,835 All right, fuck it. 1569 01:10:54,855 --> 01:10:57,358 Yeah, I'm in. 1570 01:10:57,483 --> 01:10:59,527 Here's your... 1571 01:10:59,652 --> 01:11:00,591 I'm in. 1572 01:11:00,611 --> 01:11:01,111 I'm in. 1573 01:11:01,153 --> 01:11:01,654 I'm in. 1574 01:11:01,695 --> 01:11:02,196 I'm in. 1575 01:11:02,238 --> 01:11:03,948 Nice. 1576 01:11:04,073 --> 01:11:04,615 Wait, wait. 1577 01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:05,241 Hold on. 1578 01:11:05,282 --> 01:11:06,700 I don't trust him. 1579 01:11:10,621 --> 01:11:16,043 First to finish, 50 grand. 1580 01:11:18,254 --> 01:11:20,422 What's going on, guys? 1581 01:11:20,548 --> 01:11:22,424 What are you waiting for? 1582 01:11:28,681 --> 01:11:30,224 Let's eat. 1583 01:12:10,639 --> 01:12:11,515 I'm done. 1584 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,100 Done. 1585 01:12:15,311 --> 01:12:17,104 Shit, that was close. 1586 01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:17,730 Violet? 1587 01:12:17,771 --> 01:12:18,627 No. 1588 01:12:18,647 --> 01:12:19,189 No, no, no. 1589 01:12:19,315 --> 01:12:19,899 Clearly I won. 1590 01:12:20,024 --> 01:12:20,900 Look. 1591 01:12:21,025 --> 01:12:21,964 Open your mouth. 1592 01:12:21,984 --> 01:12:22,526 Open your mouth. 1593 01:12:22,651 --> 01:12:23,611 It's open. 1594 01:12:26,697 --> 01:12:29,033 Fuck. 1595 01:12:29,158 --> 01:12:33,954 Guys, that was a tie. 1596 01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:35,789 What? 1597 01:12:35,915 --> 01:12:38,918 We need a tiebreaker. 1598 01:12:44,590 --> 01:12:46,175 Great idea. 1599 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,672 I guess 1600 01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:55,662 whoever eats Craig's finger... 1601 01:12:56,682 --> 01:12:58,718 gets the money. 1602 01:13:02,858 --> 01:13:03,359 No. 1603 01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:04,159 No, no. 1604 01:13:15,704 --> 01:13:17,873 Crying like a motherfucker? 1605 01:13:53,492 --> 01:13:55,995 That still counts, right? 1606 01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:58,163 It counts, Craig. 1607 01:13:58,288 --> 01:14:00,582 You're the winner. 1608 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:04,128 I did it. 1609 01:14:06,422 --> 01:14:10,342 50,000 fucking dollars. 1610 01:14:26,775 --> 01:14:30,279 You're fucking weak, Craig. 1611 01:14:30,404 --> 01:14:32,031 You always were. 1612 01:14:38,162 --> 01:14:41,373 Let's get you some air. 1613 01:14:41,457 --> 01:14:43,042 There we go. 1614 01:15:09,359 --> 01:15:10,819 Fuck. 1615 01:15:10,944 --> 01:15:13,072 You know what, fuck him, man. 1616 01:15:13,197 --> 01:15:18,827 You know, he used to get his ass beat, his fucking ass 1617 01:15:18,952 --> 01:15:21,121 handed to him, all the time. 1618 01:15:21,246 --> 01:15:23,415 And who would he come crying to? 1619 01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:24,340 To me. 1620 01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:27,024 To me, and I would always have his back. 1621 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:30,047 I always had your back. 1622 01:15:30,172 --> 01:15:34,093 And how does he fucking repay me? 1623 01:15:34,218 --> 01:15:37,012 By thinking he's fucking better than me. 1624 01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:41,371 You know, he thinks he fucking deserves that money. 1625 01:15:41,391 --> 01:15:43,560 He doesn't deserve shit... 1626 01:15:43,685 --> 01:15:45,854 not a fucking dime. 1627 01:15:51,276 --> 01:15:53,237 Fuck, man. 1628 01:15:53,362 --> 01:15:55,823 I almost fucking killed him. 1629 01:15:58,742 --> 01:16:00,536 Why don't you do it? 1630 01:16:09,461 --> 01:16:12,673 Do it. 1631 01:16:12,798 --> 01:16:15,843 $250,000. 1632 01:16:15,968 --> 01:16:19,763 I'll take care of the rest of it. 1633 01:16:19,888 --> 01:16:23,559 This is your chance, Vince. 1634 01:16:23,684 --> 01:16:26,270 Fresh start. 1635 01:16:26,395 --> 01:16:28,522 Living the life you want. 1636 01:16:40,242 --> 01:16:42,511 $250,000? 1637 01:16:54,965 --> 01:16:57,718 You want to play us a slideshow, baby? 1638 01:16:57,843 --> 01:17:02,556 She did this one for our wedding, it's fucking killer. 1639 01:17:05,684 --> 01:17:08,520 Craig, you want a beer or, like, 1640 01:17:08,645 --> 01:17:11,148 an ice pack of something? 1641 01:17:11,273 --> 01:17:13,817 Cab. 1642 01:17:13,942 --> 01:17:15,174 Fuck, you know what? 1643 01:17:15,194 --> 01:17:15,777 You're right. 1644 01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,362 It's fucking late. 1645 01:17:17,487 --> 01:17:19,656 Slash early. 1646 01:17:19,781 --> 01:17:23,076 You know, I'm feeling kinda brunchy. 1647 01:17:23,202 --> 01:17:24,953 You guys into that? 1648 01:17:27,789 --> 01:17:28,290 Yeah. 1649 01:17:28,332 --> 01:17:30,063 I could pound, like, 100 Bloody 1650 01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:30,751 Mary's right now. 1651 01:17:30,876 --> 01:17:35,631 Hey Colin, can you call a cab for me? 1652 01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:36,965 Sure, man. 1653 01:17:37,090 --> 01:17:39,760 But I'm paying for it. 1654 01:17:39,885 --> 01:17:43,180 Because I'm a good host. 1655 01:17:43,305 --> 01:17:44,848 I got some guy... 1656 01:17:44,973 --> 01:17:46,558 here we go. 1657 01:17:50,187 --> 01:17:51,021 There we go. 1658 01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:57,277 The reunion shot. 1659 01:17:57,402 --> 01:17:58,904 Colin. 1660 01:17:59,029 --> 01:17:59,885 Yes. 1661 01:17:59,905 --> 01:18:01,490 OK, OK, OK. 1662 01:18:08,997 --> 01:18:10,832 Hi, is this Central Cab? 1663 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:13,293 Yeah, to pick up. 1664 01:18:13,418 --> 01:18:16,964 The address is 1231 Waverly. 1665 01:18:17,089 --> 01:18:17,589 Craig. 1666 01:18:17,714 --> 01:18:20,842 Go ahead and get your 50,000. 1667 01:18:20,968 --> 01:18:21,969 I trust you. 1668 01:18:22,094 --> 01:18:23,428 Count it out. 1669 01:18:23,553 --> 01:18:25,681 No, I was talking to a friend. 1670 01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:27,612 All right, 20 minutes 1671 01:18:35,933 --> 01:18:37,537 Oh shit, Vince. 1672 01:18:38,277 --> 01:18:40,779 This shit was so funny. 1673 01:19:45,218 --> 01:19:48,805 Craig, let's get the fuck out of here. 1674 01:20:38,522 --> 01:20:40,315 That was grim. 1675 01:20:44,194 --> 01:20:46,029 That was grim. 1676 01:21:16,601 --> 01:21:17,769 Hey. 1677 01:21:17,894 --> 01:21:19,855 You know that... 1678 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:22,180 that maid service we talked about? 1679 01:21:26,194 --> 01:21:28,196 Yeah, I need that now. 1680 01:21:58,977 --> 01:22:01,577 It's been good partying with you, Craig. 1681 01:22:27,172 --> 01:22:28,965 Good call on your boy. 1682 01:22:31,426 --> 01:22:35,055 I thought my guy was gonna wrap it up. 1683 01:24:10,984 --> 01:24:14,988 It's OK. 103786

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