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The following is a true story.
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Or as true as it can be
given that Dick Cheney
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is one of the most
secretive leaders in history
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But we did our fucking best.
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How you doing tonight?
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I need you to get
out of the car.
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C'mon, let's get out.
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Move, get cleared!
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Move, clear.
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- Move, move, move.
- Clear.
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A plane just struck
The Pentagon.
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Let's make sure
those phone lines
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- are working.
- Phone's are a go sir.
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SIVITS. Let's contact the FAA. Find
out how many planes are in the air.
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- Yes.
- Let's get these televisions working.
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May I get the President
on the line, please?
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That's right. We've got planes in
the air nowhere for them to land.
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I need permission for them to
land at the Canadian airport.
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If I go to Pennsylvania on course,
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and three other planes
are unaccounted for.
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I am seeing five planes unaccounted for.
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No, no. Scratch that,
I am seeing four.
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I have got three in
international air.
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I have NOID on the line.
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That is correct, he
has, that is correct.
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Mr. Vice President,
POTUS, line 1 sir.
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Mr. President.
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This situation is
extremely fluidic.
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Strongly recommending
you stay in the air.
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I've sequestered
Congressional leadership.
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Okay then.
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Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at
The Pentagon, on line 3.
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- That?
- Uh huh.
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Yes sir.
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Dick, are there still passenger planes
in the air? I need rules of engagement.
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Let's get to President back on line sir.
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You have authorization to shoot
down any aircraft deemed a threat.
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- Presidential authority?
- That is correct.
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- All orders are UNODIR.
- UNODIR sir?
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Unless otherwise directed.
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By all accounts of what
people saw in that room
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on that terrible day,
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there was confusion,
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fear,
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uncertainty,
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but Dick Cheney saw something
else that no one else did...
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he saw an opportunity.
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As the world becomes
more and more confusing,
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we tend to focus on the things that
are right there in front of us.
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While ignoring the massive
forces that actually change
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and shape our lives.
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With people working longer and
longer hours,
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for less and less.
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When we do have free time,
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the last thing we want is complicated
analysis of our government,
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lobbying, international trade
agreements, and tax bills.
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So it's no surprise that
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when a monotone bureaucratic
Vice President came to power
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we hardly noticed.
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As he achieved
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a position of authority
that very few leaders
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in the history of
America ever have.
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Forever changing the
course of history
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for millions and
millions of lives.
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And he did it like a ghost.
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With most people having
no idea who he is
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or where he came from.
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How does a man...
go on to become...
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who he is.
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Well...
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it starts in 1963.
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Dick's best girl Lynne was getting
straight A's at Colorado College.
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Lynne had helped Dick get
a scholarship at Yale,
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where he did way more
drinking than class attending.
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Pretty soon Dick got the boot.
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Then he went back
home to Wyoming
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where he got a job
working as a lineman
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for the state.
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Back then, they would have called
a guy like him a nerd-do-well.
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In today's parlance
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I think they would just
call him a dirt bag.
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Man down!
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His leg looks like
an Elvis dance move.
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Somebody give that poor son
of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
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Alright, back to work.
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I said, back to work!
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Take him into town,
put $5 in his pocket.
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Find another man for tomorrow.
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Help.
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You got a problem Cheney?
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- Help me please.
- No sir.
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Are we becoming friends?
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Will you stop touching me?
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What? What you gonna do
about it, Mr. Yale?
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The fuck you gonna do about
it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
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Two times...
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Two times!
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I have to drag you out
of that jail like a...
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filthy hobo!
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- I'm sorry, Lynne.
- What?
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- What did you just say?
- I'm sorry, Lynnie.
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You're sorry? Don't
call me “Lynnie!”
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You're sorry.
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One time is “I'm sorry.”
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Two times makes me think that
I've picked the wrong man!
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You already got your ass thrown out
of Yale for drinking... and fighting.
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And now you are just gonna be a lush
that hangs power lines for the state?
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Are you gonna live in a trailer
and we're gonna have ten kids?
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- Is that the plan?!
- Can we discuss this later... Please?
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No. We are gonna discuss this right
now, while you smell like vomit
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and cheap booze.
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- Does Dick want some coffee?
- What?
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Mum, get out!
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Get out! Does Dick want some coffee?
Jesus Christ!
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OK. Here's my plan.
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Right.
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Either you stand up straight,
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and you get your back straight
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and you have the courage to
become someone, or I am gone!
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I know a dozen guys and a few
Professors at school who would date me!
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I love you, Lynne.
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Then prove it!
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Prove it!
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I can't...
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go to a big Ivy League school!
And I can't...
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run a company or be Mayor! That's
just the way the world is for a girl!
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I need you.
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And right now you're a
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big fat piss soaked ze-ro!
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I've seen my mom waiting up all
night for my father to get home
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and I've seen my father drunk in
this house and raising his voice
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and way worse and I'm not dancing
that dance anymore... I'm not!
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Do you know why I fuck her?
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I'm not.
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So, can you change?
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Can you change, or am I
wasting my goddamn time?
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I won't ever disappoint
you again Lynne.
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“Beware the quiet man. For while others
speak, he watches. And while others
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act, he plans. And when they finally
rest... he strikes.” - ANONYMOUS
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Subtitled by CLARITY
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REVIEW by PREPARAT.
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Fellowship, you're a train
goes back one hundred years.
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You were chosen because
of your hard work,
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your diligence and dedication.
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State it simply,
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you are America's
best and brightest.
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So, let's go forward and
learn and be of service.
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God bless you all...
and God bless this great
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nation.
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And now, I would like to introduce
some young man from Illinois
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who's done quite well for
himself here in The Capitol.
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Representative... Donald Rumsfeld.
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Did Bob tell you
that this internship
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is a great honor?
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Huh?
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Did he?
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Huh? Yeah?
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Well...
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it's not.
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It's what we called in
the Navy “a shit detail.”
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Donald Rumsfeld, or
Rummy as they called him,
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was the former captain of the
Princeton wrestling team...
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and an elite navy jet pilot.
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Most Congressmen used
their power like an axe,
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Best and brightest.
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Rumsfeld on the
other hand, used his
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like a master of the
butterfly knives.
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And like any master if you got
in his way, he would cut you.
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This can be a great opportunity.
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An opportunity, to work in the
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hallways of decision making in the most
powerful country in the goddamn world.
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And if that doesn't give you a hard
on, I don't know what will.
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Sorry to the,
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few ladies in the room.
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This program didn't use to
have girls, now it does.
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Anyway, I'm done,
whatever you do...
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Don't work for Bob over here.
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He's the most boring son of a bitch in DC.
Isn't that right Bob?
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Alright. That's it. Go, get a
Congressman a cup of coffee!
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And if his wife calls, he's
always in a meeting! Alright?
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That's it. Scat.
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Hey, I'm Alan.
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You're the other guy from the
university of Wisconsin right?
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Right.
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So, one of us is supposed to start with
a Democrat, the other, a Republican.
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Do you care if I go
with the Dem cause
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I did a lot of work with
the DNC on campus. Umm...
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What party is uh...
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The guy we just heard?
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- Three penises walking down the street.
- Yeah, you know who are the other two.
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Rumsfeld is a Republican.
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Perfect, cause uh...
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It's what I am.
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Don't lurk. Come in dammit.
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Dick Cheney...
Reporting for work.
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You're Congressional relations for
my Office of Economic Opportunity.
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And you'll assist me in my job
as councilor to the President.
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Right.
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Jesus Christ. You want
me to pin your mittens to
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your sleeves, so you don't
fucking lose them? Go!
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Oh Cheney,
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your two DUls came up on your transcript.
Don't worry. I vouched for you.
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Thank you sir.
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No. Thanks are when your neighbor Dottie
pulls your pud for the first time.
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You owe me.
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- Yes sir.
- Go!
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The first thing our department did
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was to conduct a sweeping audit.
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At the population distribution
across the nation.
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You'll see the office of
economic opportunity
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benefits...
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You're Rumsfeld's lackey right?
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Make sure he sees this.
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You gotta get that
on Nixon's desk, huh?
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Roger Ailes,
founder of FOX News.
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He first pitched the
idea as conservative news
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when he worked for
Nixon as a media consultant.
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Hey Don.
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Roger wants Nixon to start a
republican news TV network.
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Forget it. Roger knows TV.
But he doesn't know politics.
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So I would do this flaming
baton trick and Dick
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would wait backstage
with a bucket of water.
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So I'm at the State Finals and I throw
up the baton... and it doesn't come down.
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Shady.
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Oh, where did you find her?
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It is doing nothing but damage to
our private healthcare institutions.
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But I still got second place.
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White families, males,
women, Hispanics, minorities.
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You're quiet. I like that.
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You don't go blabbing
about what cards you have.
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I missed my flush
draw about a month ago,
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but everybody still thinks
I have pocket kings.
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Except maybe fucking Haldeman.
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I mostly play
hearts, so I'm not...
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No, no...
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For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
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he only wanted three
things from his lackey.
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He had to keep his mouth shut,
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do what he was told
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and always, always...
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be loyal.
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What it means is, Nixon likes
me, but his circle hates me.
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- No, I'm sure that's not true.
- So...
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What's it gonna be?
Is it a yes, or a no?
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It's a yes.
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You don't even know what
the question is, do you?
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- I am assuming...
- No, no, no. It's OK.
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That's exactly the kind of
“yes” I was looking for.
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Cheney had always been a so so
student and a mediocre athlete,
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But now finally he had
found his life's calling.
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He would be a dedicated and
humble servant to power.
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Here's your new office.
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No windows, but all you'd see are a
bunch of hippies flipping off Nixon.
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Alright then.
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Now,
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at this point, you're
probably wondering
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who exactly I am.
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Well, let me introduce myself.
My name is Kurt.
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My favorite football
team is The Steelers.
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And me and my son,
we love Spongebob.
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And if you are wondering how I
know so much about Dick Cheney,
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well, let's just say we are...
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kind of related...
We'll get to that later.
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- Hello.
- Lynnie... guess where I'm calling from?
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I am so proud of you right now
Dick Cheney...
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I knew I picked the right man.
I knew it even when I didn't...
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We did it.
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Have you seen Nixon?
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I did. I met him.
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- I shook his hand.
- Oh my gosh.
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He gave me that...
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That impish smile of his.
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I gotta pinch myself.
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Pardon my French.
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It is the best...
fucking feeling...
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in the world.
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I can only imagine, I am so proud of you.
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- I love you.
- We are proud of you.
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Girls are proud of you.
Are you proud of your daddy?
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- Yes.
- You say you're proud of your daddy.
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Proud of my daddy.
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00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,148
Proud of your
daddy, oh my goodness.
283
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,415
Dick Cheney's office.
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00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:59,812
So now, that I'm not
just flipping cards
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00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:02,520
- I have a few ideas...
- Stop.
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00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:05,138
See that door?
287
00:21:05,504 --> 00:21:07,589
To Kissinger's office?
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00:21:07,613 --> 00:21:09,032
That's right.
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00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:12,441
I happen to know that Nixon's
in there right now. Now why
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00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:15,370
would Nixon not be meeting
Kissinger in the Oval Office?
291
00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:17,901
He's having a conversation he
doesn't want to go on the record?
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00:21:17,925 --> 00:21:19,125
Very good.
293
00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:21,157
What is the conversation?
294
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They're going to bomb Cambodia.
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00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:26,255
No, no. That's impossible.
That needs approval by Congress
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- No.
- And I go there everyday.
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00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:30,205
Fuck Congress.
Unless you're in it.
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Then it's the greatest
deliberative body on earth.
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But we're not, so fuck it.
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00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:36,768
But didn't the President
campaigned on ending the war?
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Shhh, listen to me.
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00:21:40,011 --> 00:21:43,809
Because of the discussion that Nixon
and Kissinger are having right now
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00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:46,737
behind that door,
five feet away from us
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00:21:46,761 --> 00:21:49,574
in a couple of days, 10
thousand miles away...
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a rain of 750 pound bombs
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00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:55,278
dropped from B-52s,
twenty thousand feet
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00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:58,877
will hit villages and
towns all across Cambodia.
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00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,727
Thousands will die...
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00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:05,485
The world will change
for better, or worse.
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That is the kind of power that exists
in this squat little ugly building.
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Screw Kissinger, he's overrated.
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00:22:21,025 --> 00:22:22,392
Let's go.
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00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:29,573
So... what do we...
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00:22:30,927 --> 00:22:32,459
Spit it out. What
are you trying to say?
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00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:35,074
I mean aren't we against
spending... What do we believe?
316
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,822
What do we believe?
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00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:49,390
What do we believe?!
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00:22:51,284 --> 00:22:53,937
Oh, that's very good!
What do we believe?
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00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,073
Oh, shit!
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00:23:11,779 --> 00:23:14,401
Like that, through
there, you wanna try?
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00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:16,415
- Yeah.
- You find out what the
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00:23:16,439 --> 00:23:18,471
fish want, in this
case it's a worm
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00:23:18,794 --> 00:23:20,276
and then uh...
324
00:23:20,561 --> 00:23:21,959
we use it to catch them.
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00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,800
Look here, look here, dad, dad, look.
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00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,092
Family gets to eat.
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00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,917
Is it a good trick we're playing?
With the worms?
328
00:23:29,483 --> 00:23:32,089
It's not good, or bad.
It's fishing.
329
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,657
I don't want this one hurt.
330
00:23:34,676 --> 00:23:39,421
Dick had taken a job as a political
consultant for a large financial firm.
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00:23:39,445 --> 00:23:41,942
Where he was finally
making good money.
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00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:48,348
He took the job because Nixon's inner
circle have had enough of Donald Rumsfeld.
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00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,831
I'm out.
334
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,324
They're sending me to Brussels.
335
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,418
- What?
336
00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:55,078
- Nixon is making me
337
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:57,898
permanent ambassador to NATO.
338
00:23:57,922 --> 00:24:00,799
Or as he called it,
a fuck off assignment.
339
00:24:00,823 --> 00:24:03,518
Kissinger and Haldeman won.
I want you to come with me.
340
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,859
I got a four and
a seven year old, Donald.
341
00:24:07,396 --> 00:24:11,456
Tell Don we're not moving just because
everyone at the White House hates him!
342
00:24:11,478 --> 00:24:14,846
Good boy. I taught you well
these past couple of years.
343
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,615
I am sorry Don.
344
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:19,650
I really am.
345
00:24:19,674 --> 00:24:22,077
Don't worry. I'm like bed bugs.
346
00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:24,952
You have to burn the
mattress to get rid of me!
347
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:30,384
Dick was becoming sharper and
sharper as a D.C. insider.
348
00:24:30,725 --> 00:24:33,294
And Lynne had started
to write articles
349
00:24:33,318 --> 00:24:35,821
and explore ideas
for her first novel.
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00:24:35,845 --> 00:24:37,150
Dick.
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00:24:38,134 --> 00:24:39,553
Dick.
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00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,627
Then...
353
00:24:41,651 --> 00:24:45,156
she received news from
back home in Casper.
354
00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:54,484
Lynne's mother Edna,
355
00:24:54,508 --> 00:25:00,697
who had avoided the water her whole life,
was found drowned in the local Casper Lake.
356
00:25:01,427 --> 00:25:04,360
They said her and
Wayne, Lynne's Dad,
357
00:25:04,384 --> 00:25:07,500
they had had a nasty
argument an hour before.
358
00:25:07,524 --> 00:25:09,396
She doesn't swim, Dick.
359
00:25:09,911 --> 00:25:12,064
- My Mother doesn't swim.
- What happened?
360
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,947
She never swam.
361
00:25:14,043 --> 00:25:17,641
I don't know. She
just never swims. And then...
362
00:25:18,598 --> 00:25:23,173
There was never a serious
investigation into Lynne's mom's death.
363
00:25:34,423 --> 00:25:38,235
So listen, after this... What should we do?
Should we go get some food?
364
00:25:38,259 --> 00:25:41,427
Girls, Lynne. Why don't
you go to the car?
365
00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:46,505
Come on girls. Let's... Listen
to your Father. Alright?
366
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,274
They getting so beautiful Dick.
367
00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:58,836
It's amazing.
368
00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:05,217
You catching any fish?
369
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,928
How are you Dick?
370
00:26:15,165 --> 00:26:17,209
Things going good in DC?
371
00:26:19,633 --> 00:26:23,012
Don't ever go near my
daughters, or my wife again.
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00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,055
Big shot!
373
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,424
Big shot in D.C. Dick!
374
00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:56,623
Sir?
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00:26:58,267 --> 00:27:00,482
Thanks.
376
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,948
So...
377
00:27:15,972 --> 00:27:18,055
- What do you got?
- Page eight.
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00:27:22,677 --> 00:27:24,681
Hassan Mustafa Nasser.
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00:27:24,739 --> 00:27:27,486
A cleric based in Milan, Italy.
380
00:27:27,704 --> 00:27:30,708
He's a member of
Al-Gama'a Al-Islamiyya,
381
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:34,580
- the group that killed Anwar Sadat.
- That's The Blind Sheikh, right?
382
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:37,096
There's some debate
at Langley on
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00:27:37,521 --> 00:27:41,330
- whether they're a threat, or not.
- They claim to be peaceful now.
384
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:44,260
I “claim”
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00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:45,885
to be eating healthy.
386
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:57,084
Okay...
387
00:27:58,158 --> 00:27:59,990
You'll pick him up.
388
00:28:24,915 --> 00:28:26,818
What's the next name?
389
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:31,317
Well Mr. Vice President,
there's been some chatter about
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00:28:32,986 --> 00:28:34,850
an engineering
student from Berlin...
391
00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:38,538
I have never been a quitter.
392
00:28:39,004 --> 00:28:41,759
To leave the office before
my term is completed,
393
00:28:41,783 --> 00:28:44,939
is of harm to every
instinct in my body.
394
00:28:46,539 --> 00:28:47,950
But as president,
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00:28:48,196 --> 00:28:51,873
I must put the interest
of America first.
396
00:28:53,408 --> 00:28:56,834
America needs a
full time president.
397
00:28:56,897 --> 00:29:00,300
Nixon forgot about the voice
activated recorders.
398
00:29:00,881 --> 00:29:02,745
He got sloppy.
399
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:07,019
- Is the President being punished?
- No, no. The President has lot of enemies.
400
00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:09,178
Brussels please...
401
00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:10,964
You need to remember
402
00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:13,128
Lizzy...
403
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:18,467
that if you have power, people will
always try to take it from you. Always.
404
00:29:20,407 --> 00:29:22,279
- Yes Ma'am.
- Remember that.
405
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:26,556
- Donald Rumsfeld please...
- This is a tragedy.
406
00:29:26,611 --> 00:29:28,405
That is our president.
407
00:29:28,455 --> 00:29:32,311
- This is ridiculous.
- I actually think this could be
408
00:29:32,634 --> 00:29:34,631
very, very good news.
409
00:29:38,649 --> 00:29:39,990
The way I see it,
410
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,677
any Republican not touched by
Watergate is golden right now.
411
00:29:45,838 --> 00:29:49,194
Ford called me before my plane took off.
I think we're in.
412
00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:51,268
Still...
413
00:29:51,313 --> 00:29:53,005
driving this chick magnet, huh?
414
00:29:53,029 --> 00:29:54,606
You can always take the bus.
415
00:29:54,630 --> 00:30:00,174
Therefore, I shall resign the presidency
effective at noon tomorrow.
416
00:30:01,247 --> 00:30:03,127
Vice President Ford
417
00:30:03,138 --> 00:30:05,408
will be sworn in as President
418
00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:06,670
at that hour.
419
00:30:06,694 --> 00:30:09,143
- So what's the plan?
- Well, the plan...
420
00:30:10,092 --> 00:30:12,546
is to take over
the damn place...
421
00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:14,668
Who lit a fire under your ass?
422
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:17,380
I haven't flipped cards
for a long time Don.
423
00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:24,929
They gave me
424
00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:27,125
the keys to the damn palace!
425
00:30:29,089 --> 00:30:30,523
Chief of Staff.
426
00:30:31,299 --> 00:30:33,007
Holy shit!
427
00:30:33,401 --> 00:30:35,570
You salty son of a bitch.
428
00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:37,238
You did it.
429
00:30:37,859 --> 00:30:40,105
Part, we have work to do.
430
00:30:40,351 --> 00:30:43,738
Kissinger is trying to kiss
and make up with the Soviets.
431
00:30:43,952 --> 00:30:45,263
Well,
432
00:30:45,287 --> 00:30:48,229
let's make sure that
shit doesn't happen.
433
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,599
Yeah.
434
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:04,946
If I may, I believe
I may have a way
435
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:07,813
to put an ore in the
water, on Russia.
436
00:31:07,837 --> 00:31:09,045
What if...
437
00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,188
- We create...
- Mr. President.
438
00:31:11,212 --> 00:31:13,554
Come on Henry, let's
hear Dick out.
439
00:31:13,578 --> 00:31:16,983
One of Dick Cheney's
special super powers,
440
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:21,787
was the ability to make the
most wild and extreme ideas
441
00:31:21,811 --> 00:31:24,513
sound measured and professional.
442
00:31:24,537 --> 00:31:27,044
What if on a unilateral basis,
443
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:30,638
we all put miniature
wigs on our penises
444
00:31:30,662 --> 00:31:33,993
and we walked out to
the White House lawn,
445
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,973
and jerked each other off.
446
00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:40,191
So, like a puppet show,
but much more enjoyable?
447
00:31:41,549 --> 00:31:44,155
I do like a good puppet show.
448
00:31:44,198 --> 00:31:45,707
I say we do it.
449
00:31:45,731 --> 00:31:48,330
Henry Kissinger has been
relieved as National
450
00:31:48,354 --> 00:31:51,322
Security Adviser and
replaced by Brent Scowcroft.
451
00:31:53,384 --> 00:31:56,001
They're calling it the
Halloween Massacre.
452
00:31:56,025 --> 00:31:57,768
- Mr President.
- Hold on...
453
00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:00,899
Donald Rumsfeld has replaced
Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger.
454
00:32:00,923 --> 00:32:02,720
And Dick Cheney has
been chosen, as the
455
00:32:02,744 --> 00:32:06,057
the youngest Chief of Staff in history!
It's amazing. It's a dream.
456
00:32:06,081 --> 00:32:07,358
It's real.
457
00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:08,980
Don...
458
00:32:09,004 --> 00:32:11,484
is the youngest Secretary
of Defense ever.
459
00:32:11,508 --> 00:32:15,489
Well, I'm not talking about
Don, I'm talking about you
460
00:32:16,922 --> 00:32:18,762
And I'm going to give you
461
00:32:18,890 --> 00:32:21,770
a kiss, right here
in the White House.
462
00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:26,304
Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Cheney. These girls
were trying to enter the Oval Office.
463
00:32:26,328 --> 00:32:29,035
Oh dear, oh dear.
464
00:32:29,308 --> 00:32:31,260
- Girls...
- Hey you!
465
00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:34,797
Girls this is not a
playground, please do not...
466
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:38,498
Is this where Santa lives?
467
00:32:39,884 --> 00:32:42,537
It's even better,
it's even better.
468
00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:44,507
This...
469
00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:46,238
is where
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00:32:46,671 --> 00:32:48,207
the leader
471
00:32:48,326 --> 00:32:51,260
of the greatest
nation on earth lives.
472
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:54,581
- Are you one of his elves Daddy?
- In a way, yes.
473
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:58,872
No he's not Mary. Your
Father is Chief of Staff.
474
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,071
Chief... Of Staff.
475
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,745
If you're silly with her
she'll grow up to be a silly woman.
476
00:33:04,769 --> 00:33:06,532
Right, of course.
477
00:33:07,168 --> 00:33:09,329
I forgot, that's just
478
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:11,274
that's just silly, Mary.
479
00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:13,848
And as the new Chief of Staff
480
00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:16,716
and with the Presidency
weakened by Watergate,
481
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:21,822
Dick Cheney wanted to find out exactly
how much power did the President have.
482
00:33:21,863 --> 00:33:24,891
I would like to reinstate
Executive Authority
483
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:26,317
Now.
484
00:33:26,341 --> 00:33:28,220
Antonin Scalia,
485
00:33:28,244 --> 00:33:30,268
a young lawyer with the
justice department
486
00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:33,142
who would later go on to serve
on the Supreme Court,
487
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:34,627
rocked Dick's world.
488
00:33:34,651 --> 00:33:36,244
Interesting you should ask.
489
00:33:36,268 --> 00:33:39,697
Are you familiar with the
theory of the unitary executive?
490
00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:41,347
No. Tell me about it.
491
00:33:41,371 --> 00:33:43,731
There is an
interpretation that few
492
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,771
like myself happen to believe, in
Article two of the Constitution
493
00:33:46,795 --> 00:33:48,254
that vests the President
494
00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,939
with absolute
executive authority.
495
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:53,627
And I mean absolute.
496
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,511
Baby, baby...
497
00:34:07,535 --> 00:34:09,899
you wanna take Cole
to the high chair?
498
00:34:10,402 --> 00:34:12,349
- Come on buddy.
- I've gotta try
499
00:34:12,373 --> 00:34:14,689
and explain this
thing to the people.
500
00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:16,407
Aren't you hungry?
501
00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:21,474
The Unitary Executive Theory.
502
00:34:21,498 --> 00:34:26,224
Certain legal scholars believed
that, if the President does anything
503
00:34:26,248 --> 00:34:29,349
it must be legal, because
it's the President.
504
00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:31,662
To hell with checks
and balances,
505
00:34:31,686 --> 00:34:34,470
especially during times of war.
506
00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:37,851
This was the power of kings,
507
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,169
pharaohs, dictators.
508
00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:41,595
This is perfect.
509
00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:47,066
Dick Cheney was a foot soldier in
the power games of Washington DC.
510
00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:50,098
But with the Unitary
Executive Theory,
511
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:55,470
he could become Galactus,
devourer of planets.
512
00:34:57,365 --> 00:35:00,253
But then, it was Election Day.
513
00:35:00,404 --> 00:35:02,780
- And there was one big problem...
- Carter is the winner with
514
00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:05,155
two hundred and seventy
two electoral votes...
515
00:35:05,179 --> 00:35:07,734
we have wondered which of us
gonna make this announcement
516
00:35:07,758 --> 00:35:12,453
James Earl Carter, the next
President of the United States.
517
00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:14,138
And just like that...
518
00:35:14,369 --> 00:35:16,046
it was all over.
519
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:20,858
Dick Cheney, the president's chief
of staff, he does not have a job.
520
00:35:20,893 --> 00:35:24,331
It can't be. It's got to be some
sort of a mistake, or miscalculation.
521
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,313
There goes the neighbourhood.
522
00:35:31,351 --> 00:35:32,777
Well, thank you all.
523
00:35:34,506 --> 00:35:37,074
The Republicans have
lost the Presidency.
524
00:35:37,124 --> 00:35:41,582
They are the minority in Congress in most
states. With America demanding change
525
00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:47,860
And President Carter went up on
the roof of The White House today,
526
00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:50,870
to show off the new solar
water heaters installed there.
527
00:35:50,894 --> 00:35:53,481
Today, and directly
harnessing the power of the
528
00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:56,290
sun, we are taking the
energy that God gave us.
529
00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:59,699
The most renewable energy
that we will ever see.
530
00:36:00,254 --> 00:36:04,306
And using it to replace our
dwindling supplies of fossil fuel.
531
00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:08,876
There is no longer any
question that solar energy...
532
00:36:43,886 --> 00:36:45,682
Well, not me, not me, sir.
533
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:48,875
I will become the
gentleman from Wyoming.
534
00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:51,200
Most of all, and hear this...
535
00:36:51,808 --> 00:36:53,790
Taxes must go down.
536
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,786
I'll say it again,
taxes must go down
537
00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:59,391
we must ameliorate pain of
taxes for the working man...
538
00:36:59,492 --> 00:37:01,854
and bring...
539
00:37:02,071 --> 00:37:04,724
perspicacity to the fore.
540
00:37:10,825 --> 00:37:12,876
Thank God for name recognition.
541
00:37:14,512 --> 00:37:16,427
Well, enough of
the horsing around.
542
00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:20,078
Although, that is of course,
what us cowboys do.
543
00:37:23,311 --> 00:37:25,514
Vote for Cheney in Congress.
544
00:37:25,538 --> 00:37:28,527
I will not let you down,
you can count on me.
545
00:37:28,796 --> 00:37:32,136
And uh, thank you,
and vote for Cheney...
546
00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:33,863
in congress.
547
00:37:36,266 --> 00:37:38,787
Either he drinks
next time, or I do.
548
00:37:39,956 --> 00:37:41,437
I, uh...
549
00:37:41,502 --> 00:37:44,280
I don't want anyone
to panic, but...
550
00:37:44,589 --> 00:37:48,211
But I do believe I have
to go to the hospital.
551
00:37:49,339 --> 00:37:51,000
Now.
552
00:38:00,662 --> 00:38:03,597
It's an inferior wall infarct.
553
00:38:03,881 --> 00:38:06,823
But that can be fixed, right?
554
00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:10,118
If it was up to me you'd
drop out of the election.
555
00:38:11,504 --> 00:38:14,446
But you've both made that
clear that it's not an option.
556
00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:18,234
So you must have a minimum
of two weeks bed rest.
557
00:38:18,258 --> 00:38:20,351
Two weeks off.
We'll lose our lead.
558
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,286
Like hell we will.
559
00:38:22,586 --> 00:38:26,075
Dick Cheney has an illness,
so he can't be here today.
560
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,148
But we got his his wife.
561
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:30,661
And she's a darn pretty girl.
562
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,833
Lynne Cheney!
563
00:38:34,641 --> 00:38:36,133
Hello!
564
00:38:36,157 --> 00:38:38,193
Hello, how are you today?
565
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:41,361
Good, good, good to hear.
It's really nice...
566
00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:43,760
to be back in my home state.
567
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,738
See, I grew up in Wyoming.
568
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:49,402
But it seems that somewhere
along the line...
569
00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:53,347
Washington DC stopped listening
to real folks like us!
570
00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:55,341
And started only listening...
571
00:38:55,365 --> 00:39:00,588
to liberal snobs who want us all to
lose our jobs to affirmative action!
572
00:39:03,013 --> 00:39:04,619
Okay Lynne...
573
00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,564
That's right.
574
00:39:08,341 --> 00:39:09,301
You know, I am...
575
00:39:09,325 --> 00:39:14,033
went to New York City, women in
New York City are burning their bras.
576
00:39:14,795 --> 00:39:18,010
Well you know what women in
Wyoming do with our bras?
577
00:39:18,052 --> 00:39:20,573
We wear them!
578
00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:22,871
We wear them.
579
00:39:23,425 --> 00:39:26,499
Here in Wyoming we believe
there is a right and wrong.
580
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,853
Because I'm a mom and
a wife from Wyoming.
581
00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:34,080
And I know how it feels
to make every penny count.
582
00:39:34,104 --> 00:39:37,714
Not only do I speak for you,
but my husband Dick Cheney...
583
00:39:37,738 --> 00:39:41,438
A hard wind of change had been
blowing through America.
584
00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:45,700
Civil rights, Roe versus
Wade, environmentalism.
585
00:39:46,102 --> 00:39:50,074
But there was a part of the country
that was angry about this change.
586
00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:51,759
Thanks to...
587
00:39:51,783 --> 00:39:54,574
My amazing wife...
588
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:58,995
It's good to be joining
you all here in D.C.
589
00:39:59,006 --> 00:40:02,347
as Wyoming's sole
Congressional Representative!
590
00:40:03,108 --> 00:40:04,316
And then...
591
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:07,862
big money families like
the Kochs and the Coors
592
00:40:07,886 --> 00:40:11,226
that were sick of paying
income taxes, rolled
593
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:15,255
right into Washington DC and
started writing fat checks
594
00:40:15,516 --> 00:40:17,685
to fund right-wing think tanks.
595
00:40:19,193 --> 00:40:23,158
That would change the way many
Americans looked at the world.
596
00:40:25,555 --> 00:40:28,114
Finally in 1980,
597
00:40:28,138 --> 00:40:31,019
this unlikely revolution
of the super rich
598
00:40:31,043 --> 00:40:33,854
and white conservatives
found its face.
599
00:40:34,205 --> 00:40:36,267
For those without skills,
600
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:39,048
we will find a way to
help them get new skills.
601
00:40:39,072 --> 00:40:41,103
For those without
job opportunities,
602
00:40:41,127 --> 00:40:43,705
we will stimulate new
opportunities particularly
603
00:40:43,729 --> 00:40:45,874
in the inner cities
where they live.
604
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,999
For those who have
abandoned hope,
605
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:52,017
we'll restore hope, and we'll welcome
them into a great national crusade...
606
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:54,515
to make America great again!
607
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,788
It was...
608
00:41:07,893 --> 00:41:11,027
The fucking 1980's...
609
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:14,232
and it was a hell of a
time to be Dick Cheney.
610
00:41:16,118 --> 00:41:22,157
Vote on HR4445 the
undetectable fire arms act
611
00:41:22,181 --> 00:41:25,780
to ban plastic guns that
can evade metal detectors.
612
00:41:27,921 --> 00:41:30,028
Thank you Congressman Cheney.
613
00:41:30,078 --> 00:41:32,739
I hear you have
been quite the ally.
614
00:41:54,524 --> 00:41:57,302
Someone call an ambulance!
615
00:41:58,454 --> 00:42:02,177
- Can you breathe?
- I'm having a heart attack, you idiot...
616
00:42:32,441 --> 00:42:34,125
Very nice to see you.
617
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:44,933
Thank you.
618
00:42:45,049 --> 00:42:48,046
They're both
brilliant, but broke.
619
00:42:50,683 --> 00:42:53,921
Hey Dick!
Hello Lynne!
620
00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:58,247
- Congratulations on your appointment.
- Well, thank you Mr. Vice President.
621
00:42:58,271 --> 00:42:59,794
How is your lovely family?
622
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:02,955
Well, we think our son Jeb
seems cut out for office.
623
00:43:05,057 --> 00:43:07,276
We may be asking you for
endorsements in a few years.
624
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,262
Oh well, if he's half
as charming as you are
625
00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:11,160
George, then he'll
have both of our votes.
626
00:43:11,184 --> 00:43:13,871
- Ah, can I get that in writing?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
627
00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:16,452
Dick, I just wanted to say
thank you for getting the House
628
00:43:16,476 --> 00:43:19,201
not to override the President's
veto the fairness doctrine.
629
00:43:19,225 --> 00:43:23,170
Not a problem. Happy to get rid
of any big government regulations.
630
00:43:23,194 --> 00:43:24,501
Thank you.
631
00:43:24,525 --> 00:43:26,908
The fairness doctrine was
a law from the forties
632
00:43:26,932 --> 00:43:29,935
that required any
broadcast TV, or radio news
633
00:43:29,959 --> 00:43:32,985
to present both sides
of an issue equally.
634
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:36,326
Its repeal would lead to
the rise of opinion news.
635
00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:40,744
Let me tell you something, you
skinny, human prophylactic.
636
00:43:41,248 --> 00:43:43,745
Love is the only human
emotion that you can't
637
00:43:43,769 --> 00:43:46,300
fake except women, and
thank God they can.
638
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,504
And eventually to the realization
of Roger Aile's dream.
639
00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:54,453
FOX news,
640
00:43:54,477 --> 00:43:58,852
which would go on to become the no.
1 news station in the United States
641
00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:02,286
and swing America even
more to the right.
642
00:44:09,259 --> 00:44:11,448
Alright. Lighten up sweet heart!
It's a party!
643
00:44:11,472 --> 00:44:14,127
Let me go see, if I can see, if
everything's okay over there.
644
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,981
Great to see you both.
Love to the girls...
645
00:44:16,005 --> 00:44:18,383
- Love to Barbara.
- Will do.
646
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,134
- That's his son.
- Oh, crap.
647
00:44:21,545 --> 00:44:23,925
George W, the black
sheep of the family.
648
00:44:26,112 --> 00:44:28,492
A little too much
unconditional love there.
649
00:44:30,651 --> 00:44:32,500
Can you feel it Dick?
650
00:44:32,656 --> 00:44:34,464
Half the room wants to be us
651
00:44:34,488 --> 00:44:36,649
the other half fears us.
652
00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:39,978
I know George is
next in line but,
653
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:43,244
after that, who knows?
654
00:44:44,419 --> 00:44:47,166
I respect the hell out of Reagan.
655
00:44:47,898 --> 00:44:53,011
But no one has shown the world the
true power of the American Presidency.
656
00:45:20,366 --> 00:45:22,085
Excuse me Miss Mary!
657
00:45:22,109 --> 00:45:25,918
You cannot leave the grounds
during school hours! Mary!
658
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,294
What, I don't
understand you just...
659
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,130
left school? Why? It
doesn't make sense.
660
00:45:41,132 --> 00:45:43,052
It was Susan...
661
00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:45,925
Susan... Your best friend?
662
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:50,795
Oh, honey, did you get in
a fight over a boy, or...
663
00:45:54,863 --> 00:45:57,712
She broke up with me.
664
00:46:00,182 --> 00:46:03,085
Mom... Dad...
665
00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:07,599
I like girls...
666
00:46:08,207 --> 00:46:09,900
I'm gay.
667
00:46:30,565 --> 00:46:32,593
It doesn't matter sweetheart.
668
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:36,234
We love you no matter what.
669
00:46:37,354 --> 00:46:39,304
Daddy!
670
00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:42,918
- I love you so much.
- I love you Mary.
671
00:46:44,319 --> 00:46:46,843
This is going to make things...
672
00:46:46,867 --> 00:46:48,895
so hard for you.
673
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:58,731
When George Bush Sr.
Was elected President,
674
00:46:58,755 --> 00:47:02,197
Dick Cheney was made
Secretary of Defense.
675
00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:04,885
Sixth in line to the Presidency.
676
00:47:05,369 --> 00:47:07,487
And after a few years,
677
00:47:07,511 --> 00:47:09,984
it was Dick's turn
to run for President,
678
00:47:10,355 --> 00:47:13,875
so they decided to do some
early polling numbers.
679
00:47:14,302 --> 00:47:15,838
Oh, yeah, that's it?
680
00:47:17,411 --> 00:47:20,619
We can move those numbers...
just...
681
00:47:21,285 --> 00:47:25,103
Go after the welfare state,
regulations, government waste...
682
00:47:27,587 --> 00:47:29,818
I can't put Mary through that.
683
00:47:31,485 --> 00:47:34,318
Every primary opponent
will go after her...
684
00:47:39,687 --> 00:47:41,387
And we deny.
685
00:47:43,124 --> 00:47:46,168
Shame them for going after
the family and...
686
00:49:32,384 --> 00:49:35,318
Who is calling on
a Sunday morning?!
687
00:49:36,532 --> 00:49:38,373
I don't know.
688
00:49:43,531 --> 00:49:44,739
I'm coming.
689
00:49:48,101 --> 00:49:49,450
Hello.
690
00:49:52,718 --> 00:49:54,317
That's right.
691
00:50:04,362 --> 00:50:06,960
Any way I can be of assistance.
692
00:50:09,286 --> 00:50:11,845
Yeah. That should work... 3pm...
693
00:50:12,528 --> 00:50:14,322
Of course...
694
00:50:14,766 --> 00:50:16,107
That...
695
00:50:16,761 --> 00:50:18,633
goes without saying...
696
00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:21,669
Thank you.
697
00:50:21,914 --> 00:50:23,265
Thank you.
698
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:26,138
Who is that?
699
00:50:26,706 --> 00:50:28,398
It was someone from...
700
00:50:28,881 --> 00:50:33,009
- George Bush's son's campaign.
- Jeb?
701
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:35,729
No. George W... Jeb's Florida.
702
00:50:35,753 --> 00:50:36,864
Right. Right.
703
00:50:36,888 --> 00:50:40,633
Oh, I still can't believe they've got
that poor boy running for President.
704
00:50:41,411 --> 00:50:43,056
What they want?
705
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:47,696
They want to talk to me
about being his running mate.
706
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,446
What?
707
00:50:51,594 --> 00:50:54,544
They didn't say it
outright, but...
708
00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:57,177
I've made that call myself
709
00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:59,318
that's what they want.
710
00:51:00,688 --> 00:51:03,326
Vice President is a nothing job.
711
00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:08,203
Gonna just hear them out.
712
00:51:08,227 --> 00:51:09,391
I owe that to the father.
713
00:51:09,415 --> 00:51:12,318
The VP just sits around,
and waits for the
714
00:51:12,342 --> 00:51:15,443
President to die.
You've said so yourself.
715
00:51:16,475 --> 00:51:19,097
- Yeah it's a credit job.
- Yeah.
716
00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:21,855
That's just a meeting.
717
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,282
Is it just a meeting?
718
00:51:25,992 --> 00:51:28,137
It's just a meeting.
719
00:51:32,888 --> 00:51:34,088
Good.
720
00:51:55,201 --> 00:51:57,268
Yes, Mr. Governor?
721
00:51:58,334 --> 00:51:59,667
Of course.
722
00:52:00,709 --> 00:52:03,237
The Governor will see
you now Secretary Cheney.
723
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,070
Sure.
724
00:52:13,141 --> 00:52:14,962
Hey, hello Dick.
725
00:52:14,986 --> 00:52:16,661
Hello, George.
726
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,674
- It's been a while.
- Last year...
727
00:52:19,698 --> 00:52:22,258
foreign policy sessions.
728
00:52:22,456 --> 00:52:24,332
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
729
00:52:24,356 --> 00:52:26,320
Those meetings were...
730
00:52:27,042 --> 00:52:29,086
very engaging.
731
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:30,886
Do you remember?
732
00:52:31,447 --> 00:52:33,753
We both agreed my Dad
would have been reelected
733
00:52:33,777 --> 00:52:35,892
- if he had taken out Saddam.
- Right.
734
00:52:35,916 --> 00:52:38,007
Yeah... War time Presidents
735
00:52:38,918 --> 00:52:40,180
very popular.
736
00:52:40,204 --> 00:52:42,209
That they are. That they are.
737
00:52:43,145 --> 00:52:44,634
So...
738
00:52:46,761 --> 00:52:49,188
Congratulations on a...
739
00:52:49,956 --> 00:52:51,541
successful primary.
740
00:52:51,565 --> 00:52:52,629
I have...
741
00:52:52,653 --> 00:52:56,738
been through a few myself and
they can be... Shall we say
742
00:52:56,762 --> 00:52:58,837
- Fucking exhausting!
- Right.
743
00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:03,913
It's a grind.
744
00:53:03,937 --> 00:53:07,778
It's a grind, I tell you.
Buses, baloney sandwiches...
745
00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:12,475
I like people, but I mean,
you know, enough's enough.
746
00:53:15,463 --> 00:53:16,765
So...
747
00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,881
- the call I received...
- I forgot
748
00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:22,557
you're a brass tacks guy aren't you?
I like that.
749
00:53:23,914 --> 00:53:26,297
Are you surprised I'm
running for President?
750
00:53:26,321 --> 00:53:29,473
He wants to outrace his father.
751
00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:31,229
More than anything.
752
00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:34,344
After my, shall we say,
wild years?
753
00:53:34,397 --> 00:53:39,425
Well, Gorge, I sowed some
oats myself back in the day.
754
00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:43,186
And still enjoy a
cold beer on occasion.
755
00:53:43,393 --> 00:53:45,053
I bet you did.
756
00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:49,199
I bet you did you rascal. Well
I can't anymore. It got bad.
757
00:53:49,444 --> 00:53:50,918
Yeah.
758
00:53:51,454 --> 00:53:52,966
Good times.
759
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:54,880
What does he really want?
760
00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:57,017
What does he need?
761
00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:58,965
It's tough, I tell you...
762
00:54:01,173 --> 00:54:03,725
Lost my first congressional
race, that was...
763
00:54:04,071 --> 00:54:05,490
not good.
764
00:54:07,895 --> 00:54:10,876
- How about some brisket?
- George... um...
765
00:54:12,465 --> 00:54:13,903
Hey Theresa!
766
00:54:13,927 --> 00:54:15,752
Hey Theresa!
767
00:54:15,767 --> 00:54:17,120
Get some brisket?!
768
00:54:17,144 --> 00:54:19,026
- I will find...
- Get the burnt ends!
769
00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:21,437
- 'Course.
- So listen, I've got a...
770
00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:25,035
lack of experience
problem in the polls
771
00:54:25,059 --> 00:54:26,885
and you're one of the
most experienced guys around
772
00:54:26,909 --> 00:54:29,963
you wanna jump
on board and be my Vice?
773
00:54:30,474 --> 00:54:32,471
I'm honored.
774
00:54:32,611 --> 00:54:34,736
Don't be honored. Fucking
say yes, Mr. Brass tacks.
775
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,421
I have to say no.
776
00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:39,906
Dick c'mon, we'll
have a lot of fun.
777
00:54:39,930 --> 00:54:41,700
What are you doing right now?
778
00:54:41,836 --> 00:54:44,109
- You in the private sector?
- Yeah.
779
00:54:44,133 --> 00:54:48,036
- Come on. I know you love politics.
- No. George.
780
00:54:48,148 --> 00:54:50,302
- Let's go.
- Not gonna happen.
781
00:54:50,326 --> 00:54:51,612
Come on now!
782
00:54:54,182 --> 00:54:56,546
That's a shame. It is.
783
00:54:58,257 --> 00:55:00,801
Perhaps I could...
784
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:04,477
help you find the
right running mate.
785
00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:08,728
- Run my VP search team?
- No team. Just me.
786
00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:17,470
Yeah, yeah, that could work.
787
00:55:17,494 --> 00:55:20,233
I'll have to run it
by Rove of course, but...
788
00:55:21,698 --> 00:55:25,968
if I lose maybe I can become
commissioner of baseball, you know!
789
00:55:26,370 --> 00:55:27,734
But the...
790
00:55:28,019 --> 00:55:29,555
idea...
791
00:55:29,913 --> 00:55:31,574
is to win?!
792
00:55:33,236 --> 00:55:35,389
I'm going to keep you
in the back of my mind.
793
00:55:42,433 --> 00:55:45,922
So are you going to tell me
how it went today, or not?
794
00:55:49,436 --> 00:55:51,652
It was... very interesting.
795
00:55:51,702 --> 00:55:53,488
He is a...
796
00:55:55,859 --> 00:55:57,403
green.
797
00:55:58,882 --> 00:56:00,926
He's very green.
798
00:56:02,679 --> 00:56:04,637
And you told him no?
799
00:56:04,765 --> 00:56:06,322
I, uh...
800
00:56:06,346 --> 00:56:08,468
I told him I would help
801
00:56:09,171 --> 00:56:10,730
with the...
802
00:56:11,874 --> 00:56:13,387
search.
803
00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:29,369
What are you thinking?
804
00:56:31,546 --> 00:56:33,543
I can tell you're thinking.
805
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:43,353
What was Dick Cheney thinking?
806
00:56:43,888 --> 00:56:46,379
I'm thinking I've never
seen anything like this.
807
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,475
After his first
meeting with George W.
808
00:56:49,499 --> 00:56:52,409
We've had a lot
of successes Dick.
809
00:56:55,552 --> 00:56:57,431
The Vice President...
810
00:56:57,559 --> 00:56:59,342
is a nothing job.
811
00:56:59,366 --> 00:57:02,634
How many steps ahead
was he looking?
812
00:57:03,117 --> 00:57:07,153
How did he feel about the
opportunity that was in front of him?
813
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:09,981
There are...
814
00:57:10,309 --> 00:57:13,298
certain moments, so delicate...
815
00:57:14,301 --> 00:57:17,345
like a teacup and saucer...
816
00:57:20,811 --> 00:57:23,909
stacked on a teacup
and saucer...
817
00:57:24,342 --> 00:57:26,365
on a teacup...
818
00:57:26,389 --> 00:57:28,245
and saucer.
819
00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:33,299
And on and on.
820
00:57:39,367 --> 00:57:42,997
That this moment could
fall in any direction...
821
00:57:43,641 --> 00:57:46,044
and change everything.
822
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:52,005
Sadly there is no
real way to know
823
00:57:52,029 --> 00:57:56,631
exactly what was going on inside the
Cheneys at this history changing moment.
824
00:57:57,005 --> 00:58:01,148
We can't just snap into
a Shakespearean Soliloquy
825
00:58:01,172 --> 00:58:04,832
that dramatizes every
feeling and motivation.
826
00:58:05,132 --> 00:58:07,590
It's just not the
way the world works.
827
00:58:15,734 --> 00:58:18,135
My sweet Richard.
828
00:58:18,159 --> 00:58:21,367
Dance'd nimbly round the
King's hearth thou hath.
829
00:58:21,432 --> 00:58:24,394
Even whilst clamored I for more,
830
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:25,763
more!
831
00:58:25,787 --> 00:58:30,752
Parched maw craned towards the
drip, drip of imagined waters.
832
00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:33,175
But I say to you now,
833
00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:35,422
rest, retire.
834
00:58:35,499 --> 00:58:38,038
Thou hast honored thy vows to
835
00:58:38,062 --> 00:58:40,137
wife and crown.
836
00:58:40,538 --> 00:58:44,371
Has blindness usurped
vision in you my wife?
837
00:58:46,877 --> 00:58:50,124
No mere treaty is our union!
838
00:58:50,838 --> 00:58:56,318
Thou shared thy torch's flame with
mine revealing halls and spires of
839
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:59,398
long faded empires.
840
00:58:59,511 --> 00:59:03,477
And now, I, may hold aloft
841
00:59:03,589 --> 00:59:06,437
mine own fiery credit
842
00:59:07,862 --> 00:59:11,484
to make flesh our bond of power.
843
00:59:12,713 --> 00:59:14,077
Dare I?
844
00:59:14,756 --> 00:59:20,096
Dare I let hope's peak place gathered
bramble upon my heart for future's nest?
845
00:59:20,685 --> 00:59:23,791
Many winters past hath
I let this hope die,
846
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,653
cruel winds silencing
tiny birds needy cries.
847
00:59:27,677 --> 00:59:30,708
Now that it hath
arrived I say yea, yea!
848
00:59:30,732 --> 00:59:32,713
Yea!
849
00:59:33,317 --> 00:59:36,032
Mine own blood and will
850
00:59:36,153 --> 00:59:37,693
are yours,
851
00:59:37,717 --> 00:59:40,998
til pierced be the last
soldier's breast plate,
852
00:59:41,022 --> 00:59:44,073
spilling forth its
ruby jellied treasures!
853
00:59:54,605 --> 00:59:55,812
So...
854
00:59:56,425 --> 01:00:00,227
So... I think we... proceed.
855
01:00:01,105 --> 01:00:02,922
What about Mary?
856
01:00:03,610 --> 01:00:05,044
It's VP.
857
01:00:06,153 --> 01:00:08,329
Not the same scrutiny.
858
01:00:09,492 --> 01:00:12,114
He has allies Dick.
859
01:00:12,399 --> 01:00:16,067
Connections. You're new to his world.
You don't know the landscape.
860
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,459
I had better
861
01:00:23,483 --> 01:00:26,587
conduct a very thorough search.
862
01:00:27,184 --> 01:00:29,361
Every stone. Hell,
863
01:00:29,481 --> 01:00:31,532
every grain of sand
864
01:00:31,536 --> 01:00:33,427
needs to be looked under
for this questionnaire.
865
01:00:33,451 --> 01:00:35,122
Dick, we are asking for...
866
01:00:35,146 --> 01:00:39,611
all financials, all medical,
all interviews, press, writings,
867
01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:41,202
all legal records,
868
01:00:41,226 --> 01:00:43,285
family medical and
family financials.
869
01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:44,251
And?
870
01:00:44,275 --> 01:00:46,813
Any more “comprehensive”
and we'd need a rubber glove.
871
01:00:46,837 --> 01:00:48,001
Sorry Liz.
872
01:00:48,025 --> 01:00:50,647
That wasn't offensive.
Should I be offended?
873
01:00:50,671 --> 01:00:53,250
I'm offended. Dave didn't
worry, if I'd be offended.
874
01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:56,738
Oh, a rubber glove.
Like a proctology exam.
875
01:00:56,922 --> 01:00:59,232
- That's... that's disgusting.
- Hello!
876
01:00:59,820 --> 01:01:01,278
Oh. Hello!
877
01:01:08,473 --> 01:01:10,118
David, thoughts?
878
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:12,540
One... big one.
879
01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:14,588
David Addington,
880
01:01:14,612 --> 01:01:19,198
Dicks main legal adviser and a huge
believer in the Unitary Executive Theory.
881
01:01:19,222 --> 01:01:22,789
He was known for telling people to
their face that they're stupid.
882
01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:25,020
So the...
883
01:01:25,044 --> 01:01:27,990
Vice Presidency is part
of the executive branch and
884
01:01:28,014 --> 01:01:31,021
because the VP casts tie
breaking votes to the Senate
885
01:01:31,045 --> 01:01:32,318
also part
886
01:01:32,342 --> 01:01:34,667
- of the legislative branch, right?
- Right.
887
01:01:34,854 --> 01:01:36,163
That means,
888
01:01:36,838 --> 01:01:38,923
The VP is also...
889
01:01:38,947 --> 01:01:42,209
not part of the executive,
or the legislative.
890
01:01:42,869 --> 01:01:44,075
So...
891
01:01:44,099 --> 01:01:46,705
one could argue that
892
01:01:47,681 --> 01:01:49,209
neither branch
893
01:01:49,409 --> 01:01:51,664
has oversight of the VP?
894
01:01:52,190 --> 01:01:54,117
Not only could “one” argue that
895
01:01:54,503 --> 01:01:56,203
I'm arguing you.
896
01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:58,890
- That's brilliant David.
- I know.
897
01:01:59,151 --> 01:02:00,546
Right?
898
01:02:00,636 --> 01:02:03,586
Carl Rove want me
to buy this ranch.
899
01:02:03,776 --> 01:02:07,133
Distance myself from my years
at Yale and Harvard.
900
01:02:07,136 --> 01:02:09,726
Make me more of a man of
the people for the election.
901
01:02:10,581 --> 01:02:12,008
Smart.
902
01:02:15,345 --> 01:02:17,829
So, we gonna do this thing or what?
I mean, is this happening?
903
01:02:17,853 --> 01:02:19,100
No.
904
01:02:19,299 --> 01:02:23,749
I have found some very
interesting candidates.
905
01:02:24,386 --> 01:02:26,070
If we could schedule,
906
01:02:26,347 --> 01:02:29,167
three hour window to go...
907
01:02:29,191 --> 01:02:31,946
No, I meant you. I want
you to be my VP.
908
01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:34,680
- You're the solution to my problem.
- No.
909
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:37,539
I'm CEO of a large company.
910
01:02:38,748 --> 01:02:42,214
I've been Secretary of Defense,
911
01:02:42,381 --> 01:02:45,123
I've been Chief of Staff.
912
01:02:45,147 --> 01:02:48,363
The Vice Presidency is mostly a
913
01:02:48,819 --> 01:02:51,402
- a symbolic job.
- Right, right.
914
01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:54,266
I can see how that wouldn't be
915
01:02:55,848 --> 01:02:58,993
- enticing to you.
- However...
916
01:03:01,082 --> 01:03:04,887
The Vice Presidency
is also defined by
917
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,001
The President.
918
01:03:07,177 --> 01:03:09,752
Unless we were to come to a...
919
01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:12,588
different understanding...
920
01:03:13,529 --> 01:03:15,635
Uh-huh. Go on.
921
01:03:16,648 --> 01:03:18,177
I'm listening.
922
01:03:19,525 --> 01:03:21,436
I sense that...
923
01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:26,954
you're a, kinetic leader. You
make decisions based on instinct.
924
01:03:27,730 --> 01:03:29,521
I am. People have said that.
925
01:03:29,545 --> 01:03:33,129
Yeah, yeah, very different.
Very different from...
926
01:03:33,266 --> 01:03:34,648
your father,
927
01:03:34,672 --> 01:03:36,482
in that regard.
928
01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:37,792
Now,
929
01:03:37,816 --> 01:03:41,956
Maybe I can handle, some of the
more mundane jobs
930
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,641
overseeing bureaucracy,
931
01:03:44,722 --> 01:03:46,914
managing military,
932
01:03:47,029 --> 01:03:50,533
uh energy, uh, foreign policy.
933
01:03:56,496 --> 01:03:58,010
That sounds good.
934
01:04:01,415 --> 01:04:05,498
There won't be the kind of
team owner that pulls the starter
935
01:04:05,532 --> 01:04:07,568
- in the 4th inning.
- Yeah.
936
01:04:08,038 --> 01:04:09,871
That's the manager's job.
937
01:04:12,030 --> 01:04:13,543
One more thing.
938
01:04:15,203 --> 01:04:16,668
My daughter Mary,
939
01:04:18,110 --> 01:04:20,341
Right... Rove told
me she likes girls.
940
01:04:21,047 --> 01:04:23,532
Now, I know you'll have to...
941
01:04:23,556 --> 01:04:26,017
run against gay marriage,
942
01:04:26,041 --> 01:04:27,204
in the south,
943
01:04:27,228 --> 01:04:28,761
mid-west and...
944
01:04:30,790 --> 01:04:32,245
it is my daughter,
945
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:35,508
and that line is drawn concrete.
946
01:04:35,628 --> 01:04:37,742
Don't you say another word.
947
01:04:37,847 --> 01:04:40,097
So long as you don't mind
us pushing that messaging,
948
01:04:40,121 --> 01:04:42,050
we're okay with you
sitting that one out.
949
01:04:42,074 --> 01:04:43,901
I think it's
important for all the
950
01:04:43,925 --> 01:04:46,359
all the Marys in
the world, you know?
951
01:04:47,722 --> 01:04:49,859
No problemo. We got a deal?
952
01:04:50,877 --> 01:04:52,360
Then I believe...
953
01:04:52,384 --> 01:04:53,810
this can work.
954
01:04:55,196 --> 01:04:56,428
Hot damn!
955
01:04:57,238 --> 01:04:58,542
Well, good.
956
01:04:58,566 --> 01:04:59,852
Hey...
957
01:05:00,316 --> 01:05:02,087
let's celebrate!
958
01:05:02,426 --> 01:05:03,712
Cheers!
959
01:05:07,209 --> 01:05:08,589
I realized
960
01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,018
best choices
961
01:05:10,225 --> 01:05:11,722
standing by my side.
962
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:15,162
Please welcome, my friend
and my running mate,
963
01:05:16,001 --> 01:05:17,389
Dick Cheney.
964
01:05:24,571 --> 01:05:28,381
Dick never filled out his own
83 question questionnaire.
965
01:05:28,556 --> 01:05:31,328
Full medical records
were never handed over.
966
01:05:31,352 --> 01:05:34,896
No tax or corporate
filings, nothing.
967
01:05:55,253 --> 01:05:57,914
Gore rescinded his concession.
968
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:03,820
They're claiming Florida
is too close to call.
969
01:06:04,925 --> 01:06:08,377
He can't fucking
rescind his concession.
970
01:06:08,401 --> 01:06:09,757
He just did.
971
01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:13,015
- Russians are loving this.
- There is gonna be a recount.
972
01:06:13,394 --> 01:06:14,942
- So...
- How you doing?
973
01:06:14,966 --> 01:06:16,446
What should we do?
974
01:06:17,269 --> 01:06:20,110
We play it like
we've already won.
975
01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:22,465
Which means,
976
01:06:22,489 --> 01:06:24,936
we need to staff
the White House.
977
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,324
Alright.
978
01:06:27,348 --> 01:06:30,462
- Who's leading the transition team?
- I'll do it.
979
01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:34,052
That's not something a Vice
President really does, is it?
980
01:06:34,076 --> 01:06:35,446
Uh huh...
981
01:06:36,411 --> 01:06:37,480
It is now.
982
01:06:37,504 --> 01:06:39,630
Gore has called Governor Bush
983
01:06:39,654 --> 01:06:41,880
and retracted his concession.
984
01:06:41,904 --> 01:06:43,533
- No. No!
- What!
985
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,797
Wolfowitz.
986
01:06:56,402 --> 01:06:59,605
State, or Pentagon?
987
01:06:59,629 --> 01:07:02,091
Depends on who your
Secretary of Defense is.
988
01:07:02,115 --> 01:07:03,719
- Rummy.
- Hundred percent.
989
01:07:03,841 --> 01:07:07,278
- Rumsfeld?
- Doesn't Bush Sr. hate Rummy?
990
01:07:07,302 --> 01:07:10,682
Not such a bad thing with W.
He wants to be his own man.
991
01:07:11,005 --> 01:07:14,741
Rumsfeld believes in a robust Executive.
That's good for us on war powers.
992
01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:17,424
Just keep him out of state,
he'll start World War three.
993
01:07:19,294 --> 01:07:24,113
Halliburton just gave us a 26
million dollar exit package.
994
01:07:24,137 --> 01:07:26,400
Twice of what we expected.
995
01:07:26,559 --> 01:07:28,243
They're no dummies.
996
01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:32,408
Sorry gang.
997
01:07:34,512 --> 01:07:37,352
Thank God. Perhaps I should...
998
01:07:37,473 --> 01:07:39,329
go to the hospital.
999
01:07:40,446 --> 01:07:42,419
Oh my God! Are you kidding me?
1000
01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:46,166
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
1001
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:48,319
All persons having business
with the Honorable,
1002
01:07:48,343 --> 01:07:50,021
the Supreme Court of
the United States,
1003
01:07:50,045 --> 01:07:53,076
are admonished to draw near and
give their attention, Oh yeah!
1004
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,081
For the Court is now sitting.
1005
01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:58,343
God bless the United States
and this Honorable Court.
1006
01:07:58,367 --> 01:08:01,964
December 12th 2000. Antonin
Scalia, remember him?
1007
01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:06,649
And the Supreme Court stopped the state
of Florida from completing their recount.
1008
01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:11,956
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were
going to the White House by a margin
1009
01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:15,243
of 537 votes.
1010
01:09:00,537 --> 01:09:02,888
Hey, hey, little Mary Claire.
1011
01:09:02,912 --> 01:09:05,408
Hey little Mary. My little Mary.
1012
01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:07,388
Hey, what are you doing?
1013
01:09:07,412 --> 01:09:09,127
What are you doing?
1014
01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:16,286
Ah, they're both doing really well.
1015
01:09:16,327 --> 01:09:19,308
Except I'm trying to
make this dinner and it's
1016
01:09:19,741 --> 01:09:21,066
it's a,
1017
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:25,918
Macaroni and Cheese that you said
was easy but it keeps just coming out
1018
01:09:25,942 --> 01:09:27,294
like little watery.
1019
01:09:27,318 --> 01:09:31,143
It's the milk, remember.
You gotta add more milk.
1020
01:09:31,264 --> 01:09:33,917
Yeah, make it thicker.
1021
01:09:34,688 --> 01:09:36,274
No, no, no, no.
1022
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:38,481
Yeah, it's much better.
1023
01:09:39,712 --> 01:09:41,701
So much, so much
I wanna say right now.
1024
01:09:41,797 --> 01:09:45,435
You just... You keep doing what
you're doing. You're doing so great.
1025
01:09:47,586 --> 01:09:51,059
You have earned something very special...
from your wife.
1026
01:09:51,172 --> 01:09:52,973
Listen! Listen! Listen!
1027
01:09:53,807 --> 01:09:58,281
I'm buying wine... and I'm
picking something up... Chinese?
1028
01:09:59,868 --> 01:10:02,068
OK I, I really love you.
1029
01:10:03,856 --> 01:10:05,161
I love you.
1030
01:10:05,185 --> 01:10:06,487
Yeah.
1031
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,035
Good morning to you too!
1032
01:10:18,059 --> 01:10:19,934
We've met a few times,
it's nice to see you.
1033
01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:21,045
Of course.
1034
01:10:21,069 --> 01:10:23,061
Alright, listen...
1035
01:10:23,085 --> 01:10:24,523
We get this thing underway...
1036
01:10:24,547 --> 01:10:27,890
Scooter, why don't you let
everyone know the lay of the land?
1037
01:10:27,914 --> 01:10:30,665
Of course. As you all
know, I am Scooter Libby,
1038
01:10:30,689 --> 01:10:32,325
Dick's Chief of Staff...
1039
01:10:32,827 --> 01:10:35,274
I'm also his national security adviser
1040
01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:38,583
and a special adviser
to the President.
1041
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:41,713
Technically, Scooter outranks
any of Bush's people.
1042
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:43,168
Mary Matlin
1043
01:10:43,192 --> 01:10:47,075
will serve as councilor to
the VP and assistant to Bush.
1044
01:10:47,192 --> 01:10:48,927
David Addington
1045
01:10:48,951 --> 01:10:50,153
Dick's main legal counsel,
1046
01:10:50,177 --> 01:10:54,586
will play center field on all
matters relating to executive power.
1047
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:58,284
The President has Alberto Gonzales,
1048
01:10:58,308 --> 01:10:59,909
Karl Rove,
1049
01:10:59,933 --> 01:11:01,512
Karen Hughes
1050
01:11:01,536 --> 01:11:03,071
as his team.
1051
01:11:03,095 --> 01:11:06,482
Quite frankly
Gonzales has no clue,
1052
01:11:06,975 --> 01:11:08,941
Rove is a hack,
1053
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,711
Hughes should be
in double A ball.
1054
01:11:11,993 --> 01:11:15,431
So, we will have fairly
unobstructed access
1055
01:11:15,455 --> 01:11:17,216
to the Oval office.
1056
01:11:17,892 --> 01:11:19,956
We will be automatically
1057
01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:23,691
BCC'd on all e-mails that
the President receives,
1058
01:11:23,715 --> 01:11:27,204
or sends, as well as have
access to his schedule
1059
01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:29,814
the second it is set, or changed.
1060
01:11:30,060 --> 01:11:34,320
We'll also be receiving the daily
intelligence briefing before
1061
01:11:34,344 --> 01:11:37,435
the President and it gets us
inside the decision curve.
1062
01:11:37,633 --> 01:11:39,708
Which will actually be reading.
1063
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,212
Bush approved all of this?
1064
01:11:42,236 --> 01:11:44,694
We have...
1065
01:11:45,072 --> 01:11:46,459
an understanding.
1066
01:11:46,483 --> 01:11:49,405
What about the e-mails? Paper
shredders don't work for e-mails.
1067
01:11:49,429 --> 01:11:53,266
The entire administration will run
off of the RNC's private server.
1068
01:11:53,290 --> 01:11:55,991
And we've deactivated
automatic archiving.
1069
01:11:56,015 --> 01:11:57,357
We're clean.
1070
01:11:58,297 --> 01:12:01,171
Okay, so over at The
Pentagon we have Don...
1071
01:12:01,195 --> 01:12:02,658
Secretary of Defense.
1072
01:12:02,682 --> 01:12:05,119
Paul Wolfowitz, who
worked with Team B
1073
01:12:05,143 --> 01:12:08,651
in the Ford days,
Deputy Secretary of Defense.
1074
01:12:08,675 --> 01:12:13,668
Let's check, see, what plans
they have to invade Iraq.
1075
01:12:13,692 --> 01:12:15,297
It's already in the works.
1076
01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:17,810
Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
1077
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:22,158
State, seems to be the only tricky
department. That's Colin Powell
1078
01:12:22,182 --> 01:12:23,941
his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
1079
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,089
Collin Powell who never
run a camp he didn't like.
1080
01:12:26,113 --> 01:12:27,575
Wilkerson is a true believer.
1081
01:12:27,599 --> 01:12:30,899
We've got Bolton over there. He's
a loose cannon, but he's loyal.
1082
01:12:31,708 --> 01:12:34,795
I want to get Liz in there as well.
Let's make sure that happens.
1083
01:12:34,819 --> 01:12:37,026
OK Dick, consider it done.
1084
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,133
And this list of
1085
01:12:39,157 --> 01:12:41,383
“our” people doesn't include
1086
01:12:41,407 --> 01:12:43,267
about 800 others
1087
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:47,944
lobbyists, industry insiders that
we placed in the regulatory jobs.
1088
01:12:48,304 --> 01:12:51,070
What about Bush's friends?
Ridge, Pataki, Thompson?
1089
01:12:51,094 --> 01:12:52,484
I haven't heard their names.
1090
01:12:52,508 --> 01:12:54,289
No, they were not...
1091
01:12:54,313 --> 01:12:57,900
offered jobs in this
administration at this time.
1092
01:12:57,924 --> 01:13:00,058
“Not offered jobs at
this time?” Are you
1093
01:13:00,082 --> 01:13:02,462
even more ruthless, than
you used to be there Dick?
1094
01:13:02,486 --> 01:13:04,616
You're just not getting laid.
1095
01:13:10,289 --> 01:13:12,536
Alright, moving on!
We got Paul O'Neill.
1096
01:13:17,813 --> 01:13:20,843
You haven't been
here over 20 years.
1097
01:13:20,867 --> 01:13:22,250
Times have changed.
1098
01:13:22,274 --> 01:13:25,997
We have softer touch,
that's the norm now.
1099
01:13:26,399 --> 01:13:29,101
We have the conservative TV
1100
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:31,583
radio, doing the yelling for us
1101
01:13:33,016 --> 01:13:35,895
Is your old friend embarrassing you?
Is that it Dick?
1102
01:13:38,986 --> 01:13:40,522
Soft touch.
1103
01:13:40,568 --> 01:13:41,747
That's all.
1104
01:13:41,771 --> 01:13:45,021
Alright. I have to go to my office
at the House of Representatives.
1105
01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:48,385
You mean the senate, Vice President,
tie breaker in the senate.
1106
01:13:49,162 --> 01:13:51,846
Nope, I mean the house.
1107
01:13:52,436 --> 01:13:56,065
Dick Cheney had used an old
connection with former wrestling coach
1108
01:13:56,089 --> 01:13:58,157
and speaker of the
house, Dennis Hastert
1109
01:13:58,181 --> 01:14:00,694
to get an office at the
House of Representatives.
1110
01:14:00,784 --> 01:14:03,119
The house is where
revenue bills originate
1111
01:14:03,143 --> 01:14:05,401
and he wanted to be
near the money faucet.
1112
01:14:05,425 --> 01:14:06,942
Hey Dick!
1113
01:14:06,966 --> 01:14:08,930
Will this work for you?
1114
01:14:09,691 --> 01:14:11,563
Two more offices
in the Senate...
1115
01:14:12,191 --> 01:14:16,282
Hey Dick. I found this extra office.
I hope it works for you.
1116
01:14:16,575 --> 01:14:18,259
One in the Pentagon.
1117
01:14:18,325 --> 01:14:21,012
Welcome to your new
home away from home.
1118
01:14:21,036 --> 01:14:23,729
I got you a little
house warming gift.
1119
01:14:24,284 --> 01:14:28,026
And later when Cheney needed
intelligence to invade Iraq,
1120
01:14:28,050 --> 01:14:29,965
a conference room at the CIA.
1121
01:14:29,989 --> 01:14:32,625
The room is
soundproof and secure.
1122
01:14:33,923 --> 01:14:36,193
Cheney was everywhere.
1123
01:14:36,364 --> 01:14:39,298
But the most powerful
place in all of DC was
1124
01:14:39,348 --> 01:14:41,463
a non descript conference room
1125
01:14:41,487 --> 01:14:45,796
for relatively new think tank
called Americans for Tax Reform.
1126
01:14:46,098 --> 01:14:51,368
Grover Norquist ran the anti-tax group with
huge funding from the Koch brothers network
1127
01:14:51,478 --> 01:14:53,600
big oil and big tobacco.
1128
01:14:54,634 --> 01:14:57,799
His Wednesday meeting
as it was called
1129
01:14:57,823 --> 01:14:59,838
had become the center
1130
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:01,773
of the Republican world.
1131
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:04,664
Well, let's go ahead and start
1132
01:15:04,886 --> 01:15:06,797
with the estate tax.
1133
01:15:07,454 --> 01:15:09,696
Now this has been
hard to eliminate
1134
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:14,349
because the tax only affects
those estates with over 2 million.
1135
01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:16,396
But we have made strides
1136
01:15:16,838 --> 01:15:20,304
and marketing guru Frank
Luntz is here to help.
1137
01:15:26,035 --> 01:15:27,368
Hello all.
1138
01:15:28,894 --> 01:15:32,825
Getting regular people to support
cutting taxes on the very wealthy
1139
01:15:32,849 --> 01:15:34,821
has always been extremely hard.
1140
01:15:35,069 --> 01:15:37,644
We have had some
success in the past.
1141
01:15:37,941 --> 01:15:40,711
But these estate taxes has
always been very difficult.
1142
01:15:41,615 --> 01:15:42,885
However...
1143
01:15:44,057 --> 01:15:46,147
I think we may have
had a breakthrough.
1144
01:15:46,588 --> 01:15:48,796
Now, the Estate Tax
1145
01:15:49,088 --> 01:15:50,366
kicks in
1146
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:54,491
on anyone inheriting
over $2 Million dollars.
1147
01:15:54,682 --> 01:15:56,827
How many of you have
a problem with that?
1148
01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:58,675
Okay.
1149
01:15:58,699 --> 01:16:01,666
How many of you would have a
problem with something called a
1150
01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:03,484
“death tax?”
1151
01:16:07,457 --> 01:16:10,844
Instead of global warming,
1152
01:16:11,224 --> 01:16:13,940
which we all agree
sounds very scary,
1153
01:16:15,876 --> 01:16:17,193
we call it
1154
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:19,368
climate change.
1155
01:16:19,392 --> 01:16:23,178
Folks, the government is taking
your money after you die!
1156
01:16:23,605 --> 01:16:25,305
It's a death tax...
1157
01:16:36,414 --> 01:16:38,294
The death tax has to go.
1158
01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:42,830
The elite liberals at Washington would tax
us for laughing, or crying if they could.
1159
01:16:42,854 --> 01:16:47,002
So with one of the biggest
media and political machines
1160
01:16:47,026 --> 01:16:48,718
ever created behind him
1161
01:16:49,737 --> 01:16:53,132
Cheney was able to squash
action on Global Warming
1162
01:16:53,478 --> 01:16:58,458
cut taxes for the super rich and got
regulations for massive corporations.
1163
01:16:58,482 --> 01:17:02,658
And then there was Cheney's National
Energy Policy Development Group.
1164
01:17:02,849 --> 01:17:04,483
His first major test
1165
01:17:04,507 --> 01:17:06,890
to expand executive power.
1166
01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:09,017
I don't understand what
the goddamn problem is!
1167
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,823
I want to hear what the energy
CEOs need and I'm not allowed to?
1168
01:17:11,847 --> 01:17:13,051
It's called FACA.
1169
01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:15,777
- The hell is FACA?
- It's the Federal Advisory Committees Act.
1170
01:17:15,801 --> 01:17:18,611
Congress got their panties
in a bunch that you know,
1171
01:17:18,754 --> 01:17:22,275
elected officials would
just let CEOs roll in and,
1172
01:17:22,411 --> 01:17:24,087
you know, write the laws.
1173
01:17:25,583 --> 01:17:27,574
The Act demands that
1174
01:17:27,598 --> 01:17:31,861
appropriate government employees...
be present.
1175
01:17:31,911 --> 01:17:33,650
Hold on a second.
1176
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:36,075
What's your name?
1177
01:17:36,399 --> 01:17:37,693
Doug.
1178
01:17:37,874 --> 01:17:42,464
Doug, how long have you been working
reception at the Department of Energy?
1179
01:17:43,445 --> 01:17:44,832
Three months?
1180
01:17:45,441 --> 01:17:46,758
Perfect.
1181
01:17:50,104 --> 01:17:52,400
So what am I
supposed to do here?
1182
01:17:52,424 --> 01:17:54,706
Just sit there and be quiet.
1183
01:17:54,730 --> 01:17:55,999
Got it.
1184
01:18:00,463 --> 01:18:01,741
Gentlemen,
1185
01:18:04,189 --> 01:18:05,413
Hello...
1186
01:18:05,478 --> 01:18:06,678
...
1187
01:18:06,759 --> 01:18:09,057
How's... How's the
business at...
1188
01:18:09,081 --> 01:18:12,350
We're good. Our stock...
1189
01:18:12,761 --> 01:18:15,344
And California
has been really...
1190
01:18:15,836 --> 01:18:17,942
- since the regulation.
- Great to hear.
1191
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,361
Oh...
1192
01:18:19,385 --> 01:18:21,216
He's with the Energy Department.
1193
01:18:25,115 --> 01:18:29,862
The details of Cheney's meetings with
the energy CEO's were never disclosed.
1194
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:34,813
But, a freedom of information
request did provide some documents
1195
01:18:35,176 --> 01:18:37,287
including a map of
Iraq's oil fields
1196
01:18:37,311 --> 01:18:40,390
with all of the oil companies
that would be interested
1197
01:18:40,414 --> 01:18:42,041
in acquiring them if
1198
01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:45,708
somehow they were ever
to become available.
1199
01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:50,073
And then,
1200
01:18:50,248 --> 01:18:51,427
it happened.
1201
01:18:51,451 --> 01:18:54,752
Would you like to lower your
monthly mortgage payments?
1202
01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:56,281
Or use the equity in your home
1203
01:18:56,305 --> 01:18:58,789
to consolidate your credit
card or other debts?
1204
01:18:58,813 --> 01:19:00,011
Just log on...
1205
01:19:00,035 --> 01:19:04,388
Yeah, this just in, you are looking at
obviously a very disturbing live shot there
1206
01:19:04,412 --> 01:19:08,398
that is the World Trade Center and we
have unconfirmed reports this morning
1207
01:19:08,422 --> 01:19:11,715
that a plane has crashed
into one of the towers.
1208
01:19:13,584 --> 01:19:17,052
It does not appear that there is
any kind of an effort up there yet.
1209
01:19:17,076 --> 01:19:18,503
Now, remember, oh my God!
1210
01:19:20,984 --> 01:19:22,132
That looks like a second plane.
1211
01:19:22,156 --> 01:19:23,726
Vice President, we have
information that a plane
1212
01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,095
is headed to the White
House at this moment.
1213
01:19:25,119 --> 01:19:26,353
We have less than
a minute to get
1214
01:19:26,377 --> 01:19:29,194
to the secure underground bunker.
Let's go! Move!
1215
01:19:29,715 --> 01:19:30,997
Move!
1216
01:19:31,021 --> 01:19:33,033
Move, it's clear.
1217
01:19:33,497 --> 01:19:35,632
Move. The Capitol is being
evacuated, we're told. And
1218
01:19:35,656 --> 01:19:38,843
clearly that shot, that we
have on our screen now
1219
01:19:38,867 --> 01:19:40,387
this is the the
Pentagon, just across
1220
01:19:40,411 --> 01:19:42,490
the river from Washington D.C.
1221
01:19:42,514 --> 01:19:43,648
you gotta believe...
1222
01:19:43,672 --> 01:19:45,697
I need you to take me to Dick.
1223
01:19:45,721 --> 01:19:48,695
Mrs. Cheney, we cannot go
back to the White House.
1224
01:19:48,719 --> 01:19:51,921
I'm being told no one is to go to
the White House. It is not safe.
1225
01:20:07,712 --> 01:20:09,248
You got the Prime Minister yet?
1226
01:20:13,148 --> 01:20:16,257
Canada's Prime minister's on the phone.
That's right, we got planes in the air
1227
01:20:16,281 --> 01:20:17,871
nowhere for them to land.
1228
01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:20,740
Permission for them to
land at Canadian Airports.
1229
01:20:20,891 --> 01:20:23,325
International flights
into Newfoundland.
1230
01:20:25,508 --> 01:20:27,324
Sir, Don Rumsfeld is at
the Pentagon, line 2.
1231
01:20:27,348 --> 01:20:29,591
- That?
- Uh huh, yes sir.
1232
01:20:31,402 --> 01:20:33,550
You have authorization
1233
01:20:33,574 --> 01:20:37,805
to shoot down any
aircraft deemed a threat.
1234
01:20:37,808 --> 01:20:39,395
Presidential authority?
1235
01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:42,340
That is correct. All
orders are UNODIR.
1236
01:20:42,364 --> 01:20:44,857
- UNODIR sir?
- Unless otherwise directed.
1237
01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:49,395
Mr. Vice President are we sure these
are the proper rules of engagement?
1238
01:20:49,419 --> 01:20:52,634
The country's under attack,
the ROE is fluid. David?
1239
01:20:54,085 --> 01:20:57,902
Now we don't know what exactly what
the people in that room were thinking
1240
01:20:58,061 --> 01:20:59,140
but
1241
01:20:59,164 --> 01:21:03,403
it's safe to assume that at
least one person wondered why,
1242
01:21:03,696 --> 01:21:07,248
in the midst of the most
fateful day in American history,
1243
01:21:07,642 --> 01:21:10,756
was Dick Cheney
talking to his lawyer?
1244
01:21:12,141 --> 01:21:14,083
Mr. Vice President,
1245
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,880
Mr. Vice President,
1246
01:21:18,313 --> 01:21:19,872
the Congressional
Members you sent to
1247
01:21:19,896 --> 01:21:21,632
Mount Weather Emergency
Operations Center
1248
01:21:21,656 --> 01:21:23,606
- want to leave.
- Nope.
1249
01:21:23,818 --> 01:21:25,221
Excuse me?
1250
01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:29,378
They're not going anywhere.
Just tell them,
1251
01:21:30,107 --> 01:21:32,081
we've all the helicopters.
1252
01:21:32,303 --> 01:21:33,597
Yes, sir.
1253
01:21:34,395 --> 01:21:36,675
Thank you very much for
your call Mr. Prime Minister,
1254
01:21:36,699 --> 01:21:38,884
we have the situation
under control.
1255
01:21:47,427 --> 01:21:49,205
Are we at war?
1256
01:21:49,854 --> 01:21:52,468
- Yes we are.
- With whom?
1257
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:25,558
We've picked up chatter from
1258
01:22:25,582 --> 01:22:28,868
well known Al-Qaeda operatives
celebrating today's attack.
1259
01:22:29,172 --> 01:22:30,478
We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
1260
01:22:30,502 --> 01:22:34,693
- What's Al-Qaeda's Leader's name?
- His name is Osama Bin Laden.
1261
01:22:34,768 --> 01:22:37,050
But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
I've been
1262
01:22:37,074 --> 01:22:39,887
tracking their movements for years.
They're fingerprints are all over this.
1263
01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:42,290
Iraq has all the good targets.
1264
01:22:42,809 --> 01:22:44,966
Iraq has nothing
to do with this, Don.
1265
01:22:44,990 --> 01:22:46,873
- Richard you don't know that for sure.
- I do know...
1266
01:22:46,897 --> 01:22:48,729
Mr. President, if I may,
1267
01:22:49,742 --> 01:22:54,043
Afghanistan is Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
That is where our focus should be.
1268
01:22:54,101 --> 01:22:56,688
And the CIA would be capable of
1269
01:22:56,712 --> 01:22:58,914
taking out the Taliban's
power structure?
1270
01:22:58,938 --> 01:23:01,217
Yeah, all due respect, George,
1271
01:23:01,251 --> 01:23:03,697
Mr. President, we
are the Pentagon.
1272
01:23:03,721 --> 01:23:06,558
- And this is what we do.
- Don...
1273
01:23:18,047 --> 01:23:19,770
OK. We'll...
1274
01:23:20,023 --> 01:23:21,993
We'll go with Tenet and the CIA.
1275
01:23:22,017 --> 01:23:23,813
I'll make some calls to our allies.
1276
01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:25,342
Thank you, sir.
1277
01:23:29,746 --> 01:23:32,172
Given the current
situation Mr. President
1278
01:23:32,582 --> 01:23:34,676
it is wise that we not
1279
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:37,778
be in the same location for, COG.
1280
01:23:37,802 --> 01:23:39,650
Continuity of Government.
1281
01:23:41,209 --> 01:23:42,901
Of course.
1282
01:23:43,115 --> 01:23:45,198
We're gonna be alright on this...
Are we?
1283
01:23:46,061 --> 01:23:47,534
Yes sir.
1284
01:23:48,178 --> 01:23:50,081
Yes, we are.
1285
01:23:53,447 --> 01:23:57,475
Angler has taken off to an undisclosed
location. I repeat, Angler is airborne.
1286
01:23:57,829 --> 01:23:59,912
Angler? That's the VP?
1287
01:24:00,072 --> 01:24:03,318
I thought only the President could
land and take off from the south lawn?
1288
01:24:03,634 --> 01:24:05,787
What can I tell you?
Today's fucked.
1289
01:24:30,234 --> 01:24:32,949
This intelligence
has been edited
1290
01:24:33,515 --> 01:24:35,832
redacted and reduced.
1291
01:24:36,127 --> 01:24:37,254
Mr. Vice President,
1292
01:24:37,278 --> 01:24:39,763
usually we vet the daily
intelligence threat matrix
1293
01:24:39,787 --> 01:24:41,936
to eliminate unreliable
sources, non-players
1294
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:43,731
Stop! Don't you dare.
1295
01:24:43,755 --> 01:24:46,924
Give me a damn disquisition
1296
01:24:47,585 --> 01:24:49,183
on what I cannot hear.
1297
01:24:49,202 --> 01:24:52,699
Mr Vice President, a lot of this
intelligence is not verified.
1298
01:24:53,857 --> 01:24:56,870
I'm gonna say this for the last time.
I want to hear everything.
1299
01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:58,210
Everyday,
1300
01:24:58,234 --> 01:25:00,385
- from now on.
- Yes sir.
1301
01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:02,008
Proceed.
1302
01:25:02,878 --> 01:25:06,596
We're tracking the possibility
of bio-attacks using sarin gas,
1303
01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:08,526
cow pox, Ebola...
1304
01:25:08,550 --> 01:25:11,547
There was a post
on a darkweb site
1305
01:25:12,574 --> 01:25:15,247
about mass beheadings
in residential areas.
1306
01:25:15,271 --> 01:25:19,703
Movie studios, museums, subways,
day care centers may all be targets.
1307
01:25:19,722 --> 01:25:23,320
A source has told me asset about
fire bombs targeting hospitals.
1308
01:25:23,418 --> 01:25:26,651
A video was captured
describing televised executions
1309
01:25:26,675 --> 01:25:28,947
interrupting
American network TV.
1310
01:25:39,793 --> 01:25:42,415
Water filtration plants
targeting bio-weapons...
1311
01:26:07,575 --> 01:26:09,486
I'm scared Dick...
1312
01:26:17,184 --> 01:26:19,126
I'll always take care of you, Lynne.
1313
01:26:20,536 --> 01:26:21,931
You know that.
1314
01:26:24,876 --> 01:26:27,005
What are you going to do?
1315
01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,758
So while Powell, the CIA
1316
01:27:17,782 --> 01:27:19,683
and their international
coalition
1317
01:27:19,707 --> 01:27:23,428
toppled the Taliban and took
Afghanistan in a matter of weeks
1318
01:27:23,754 --> 01:27:26,526
Cheney found something
much more powerful,
1319
01:27:26,550 --> 01:27:29,828
than missiles, or jet planes.
1320
01:27:30,534 --> 01:27:32,636
Mr. Vice President,
this is John Yoo.
1321
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:35,094
It's a pleasure to meet
you Mr. Vice President.
1322
01:27:36,905 --> 01:27:40,581
So, David told me you're looking for...
executive authority.
1323
01:27:41,491 --> 01:27:43,441
John, here is definitely your guy.
1324
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:45,869
Now, the war
1325
01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:47,089
we are now fighting
1326
01:27:47,113 --> 01:27:50,804
will require resources
and abilities that the
1327
01:27:51,996 --> 01:27:54,211
current interpretation of the law
1328
01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:56,341
impedes.
1329
01:27:56,686 --> 01:27:57,971
The Vice President believes
1330
01:27:57,995 --> 01:28:01,026
it is the duty of The Commander in
Chief to protect the Nation.
1331
01:28:01,050 --> 01:28:03,894
And that no other obligation whether
the Congress, or existing treaties
1332
01:28:03,918 --> 01:28:05,321
supersedes that duty.
1333
01:28:06,245 --> 01:28:08,070
How do you feel
about that statement?
1334
01:28:09,136 --> 01:28:10,773
I couldn't agree more.
1335
01:28:11,983 --> 01:28:16,526
John Yoo's first legal opinion
allowed the US government
1336
01:28:16,545 --> 01:28:22,909
to monitor every citizen's phone calls,
texts and e-mails without a warrant.
1337
01:28:23,255 --> 01:28:26,381
It was a giant legal leap
1338
01:28:26,405 --> 01:28:29,252
based on sketchy law at best.
1339
01:28:29,421 --> 01:28:32,109
But John Yoo's masterpiece,
1340
01:28:32,133 --> 01:28:35,926
his Moby Dick, if you will
1341
01:28:36,571 --> 01:28:38,193
was the torture memo.
1342
01:28:43,105 --> 01:28:45,344
What about the
Geneva Convention?
1343
01:28:46,096 --> 01:28:48,597
Geneva Convention
is open to... interpretation.
1344
01:28:48,621 --> 01:28:50,422
What exactly does that mean?
1345
01:28:50,901 --> 01:28:52,500
Stress positions,
1346
01:28:52,683 --> 01:28:54,716
water boarding,
confined spaces, dogs.
1347
01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:56,837
We're calling it
enhanced interrogation.
1348
01:29:00,218 --> 01:29:04,473
But torture and privacy laws weren't the
only laws Cheney rewrote with John Yoo.
1349
01:29:04,882 --> 01:29:06,585
They had a full menu
1350
01:29:06,609 --> 01:29:09,295
of legal opinions
stretching and challenging
1351
01:29:09,319 --> 01:29:11,624
Constitutional and
International law.
1352
01:29:11,648 --> 01:29:13,364
Good evening, gentlemen.
1353
01:29:13,399 --> 01:29:15,086
Tonight we are offering
1354
01:29:15,110 --> 01:29:16,770
the enemy combatant
1355
01:29:16,794 --> 01:29:20,146
whereby a person is not a
prisoner of war, or a criminal
1356
01:29:20,170 --> 01:29:23,521
which means of course he has
absolutely no protection under the law.
1357
01:29:23,545 --> 01:29:26,271
We are also offering an
extraordinary rendition
1358
01:29:26,295 --> 01:29:28,882
where suspects are
abducted without record
1359
01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:32,705
on foreign soil and taken to foreign
prisons in countries that still torture.
1360
01:29:32,898 --> 01:29:34,214
Well, that sounds delicious.
1361
01:29:34,238 --> 01:29:36,302
We also have Guantanamo Bay,
1362
01:29:36,326 --> 01:29:38,249
which is very, very complicated
1363
01:29:38,273 --> 01:29:42,233
but it does allow you to operate
outside the purview of due process
1364
01:29:42,257 --> 01:29:44,850
on land which isn't
technically US territory
1365
01:29:44,874 --> 01:29:46,785
but where we still
do have control.
1366
01:29:46,819 --> 01:29:49,414
And also we have a very
fresh and delicious
1367
01:29:49,438 --> 01:29:51,616
War Powers Act interpretation,
1368
01:29:51,639 --> 01:29:54,841
which gives the executive
branch broad power to attack
1369
01:29:54,865 --> 01:29:58,560
nations, or people who are deems
still possibly a threat.
1370
01:29:58,584 --> 01:30:01,671
We have the fact that under
the Unitary Executive Theory,
1371
01:30:01,695 --> 01:30:03,677
if the President does anything
1372
01:30:03,701 --> 01:30:05,054
it must be legal.
1373
01:30:05,078 --> 01:30:07,609
Which of course means you can
do whatever the fuck you want.
1374
01:30:07,633 --> 01:30:09,122
Sir, gentlemen,
1375
01:30:09,211 --> 01:30:10,583
which would you?
1376
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:13,645
We'll... we'll have them all.
1377
01:30:13,898 --> 01:30:15,356
Excellent choice.
1378
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:18,880
Look, Dick...
1379
01:30:19,300 --> 01:30:22,059
we've been working with these
focus groups, advertising
1380
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,349
executives to try and
sell the war on terror.
1381
01:30:24,373 --> 01:30:27,979
To reiterate, we are still being
recorded and there still may
1382
01:30:28,003 --> 01:30:30,702
or may not be clients back
behind the two way mirror.
1383
01:30:30,726 --> 01:30:32,971
These guys are pretty sharp.
1384
01:30:35,276 --> 01:30:38,596
There's a problem. The results
show that people are confused.
1385
01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:40,406
You all support the President.
1386
01:30:40,612 --> 01:30:42,228
You hate terrorism.
1387
01:30:42,252 --> 01:30:44,640
Yet, you're still confused.
1388
01:30:44,683 --> 01:30:46,266
Can you tell me why?
1389
01:30:46,421 --> 01:30:47,933
Anybody?
1390
01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:51,891
Don't we just have to just get
Osama bin Laden? He did it.
1391
01:30:51,933 --> 01:30:55,071
So why are they calling it a war?
A war with who?
1392
01:30:55,277 --> 01:30:57,059
OK, thank you, Mark. Uh...
1393
01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:58,844
Jasmine, jump in please.
1394
01:30:58,868 --> 01:31:01,508
I don't get what
this Al-Qaeda is.
1395
01:31:01,532 --> 01:31:03,977
Are they a country? Like
why can't we just bomb them?
1396
01:31:04,001 --> 01:31:06,136
That's really interesting. Um...
1397
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:09,097
Is anybody else confused
about what Al-Queda is?
1398
01:31:09,121 --> 01:31:10,539
Show off hands please.
1399
01:31:10,706 --> 01:31:14,504
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
that's a lot of you.
1400
01:31:14,528 --> 01:31:15,706
Right?
1401
01:31:15,730 --> 01:31:19,088
Would it be less confusing
if it was a country?
1402
01:31:19,112 --> 01:31:21,992
Damn right. I'm angry as hell.
1403
01:31:22,488 --> 01:31:25,120
We've gotta fuck someone up.
1404
01:31:25,144 --> 01:31:28,223
Got it, Marcus. Really
strong feelings from Marc,
1405
01:31:28,247 --> 01:31:30,598
I'm interested, does
anybody else feels the same.
1406
01:31:30,622 --> 01:31:33,049
They understand we are at war, but
1407
01:31:33,450 --> 01:31:35,209
they don't know against who.
1408
01:31:35,233 --> 01:31:36,848
They want a country.
1409
01:31:36,872 --> 01:31:38,365
It's cleaner, simpler.
1410
01:31:38,389 --> 01:31:40,117
That would certainly
help us legally.
1411
01:31:42,631 --> 01:31:45,136
Looks like it's time to take Iraq.
1412
01:31:47,131 --> 01:31:49,456
It is about goddamn time.
1413
01:31:52,885 --> 01:31:55,473
It's called the Office
1414
01:31:55,497 --> 01:31:57,370
of Special Plans.
1415
01:31:57,394 --> 01:32:00,173
Tenet is not yet serious enough
1416
01:32:00,544 --> 01:32:03,223
about the threat
that Saddam poses
1417
01:32:03,247 --> 01:32:05,056
the global war on terror.
1418
01:32:05,794 --> 01:32:07,520
But I can promise you
1419
01:32:07,544 --> 01:32:09,819
that this intelligence
group will be.
1420
01:32:09,843 --> 01:32:11,770
Wolfie, I got something.
1421
01:32:15,102 --> 01:32:17,053
I think that's an excellent idea.
1422
01:32:19,204 --> 01:32:22,341
Go on take that motherfucker
Saddam down for a long time.
1423
01:32:23,052 --> 01:32:25,271
Here's a report that
says Mohamed Atta
1424
01:32:25,295 --> 01:32:29,326
one of the 9/11 hijackers may have
met with an Iraqi spy in Prague.
1425
01:32:29,350 --> 01:32:32,685
It's really a strong statement, does
anybody agree with that statement?
1426
01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:35,988
Wait a minute, we
can't just bomb people.
1427
01:32:36,588 --> 01:32:39,337
It's from Czech intelligence and
they question its credibility.
1428
01:32:39,361 --> 01:32:41,425
I've been to Prague.
They question everything.
1429
01:32:41,449 --> 01:32:44,085
Who wants to be an
“anonymous source?”
1430
01:32:44,736 --> 01:32:46,386
Make sure you work in the phrase
1431
01:32:46,410 --> 01:32:48,712
“we don't want the smoking
gun to be a mushroom cloud.”
1432
01:32:48,736 --> 01:32:50,573
That focus group
through the roof!
1433
01:32:50,597 --> 01:32:52,892
There will always be uncertainty
1434
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:55,780
about when he'll
acquire nuclear weapons.
1435
01:32:55,783 --> 01:32:58,259
But we don't want
the smoking gun
1436
01:32:58,283 --> 01:32:59,775
- to be a mushroom cloud.
- There is a smoking gun,
1437
01:32:59,799 --> 01:33:03,782
or a mushroom cloud...
if we're waiting too long...
1438
01:33:03,806 --> 01:33:05,143
There is no doubt
1439
01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:08,347
that Saddam Hussein now has
Weapons of Mass destruction.
1440
01:33:08,371 --> 01:33:12,013
We gotta get rid of this dictator. He's
got anthrax. He's got all these weapons.
1441
01:33:12,037 --> 01:33:15,619
There is no doubt, he is amassing them
to use them against our friends.
1442
01:33:15,678 --> 01:33:18,069
Against our allies...
And against us.
1443
01:33:18,093 --> 01:33:20,554
When and not if, but when
1444
01:33:20,554 --> 01:33:23,389
Saddam creates and uses
his nuclear weapons...
1445
01:33:23,413 --> 01:33:25,638
what will we tell
the American people?
1446
01:33:25,662 --> 01:33:28,531
Saddam Hussein will
continue to increase his
1447
01:33:28,555 --> 01:33:31,940
capacity to wage biological
and chemical warfare.
1448
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:39,705
To show that we will stand up
for what we know to be right.
1449
01:33:39,892 --> 01:33:41,490
To show that we will confront
1450
01:33:41,514 --> 01:33:43,770
the tyrannies and
dictatorships and terrorists
1451
01:33:43,794 --> 01:33:45,963
who put our way of life at risk.
1452
01:33:53,493 --> 01:33:54,974
Tribe has spoken.
1453
01:33:57,509 --> 01:33:59,861
Polling for an invasion of Iraq
1454
01:33:59,885 --> 01:34:01,930
is at fifty three percent.
1455
01:34:01,946 --> 01:34:05,368
Focus groups show people still
aren't sure about a connection
1456
01:34:05,392 --> 01:34:07,818
between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
1457
01:34:07,985 --> 01:34:09,722
And the France and
Germany have both said
1458
01:34:09,746 --> 01:34:11,511
that they will not
join our coalition.
1459
01:34:11,535 --> 01:34:13,259
And neither will Israel.
1460
01:34:13,913 --> 01:34:16,119
Harry and I, we went
to the wall together.
1461
01:34:16,143 --> 01:34:18,251
We conned. We prayed together.
1462
01:34:18,275 --> 01:34:20,025
Israel is one of
our closest allies.
1463
01:34:20,049 --> 01:34:22,788
They said an invasion
of Iraq would
1464
01:34:23,104 --> 01:34:25,439
destabilize the region, Sir.
And...
1465
01:34:25,463 --> 01:34:27,796
they don't believe Saddam
is an immediate threat.
1466
01:34:28,111 --> 01:34:29,600
That's not good.
1467
01:34:29,772 --> 01:34:32,350
I really want a strong
coalition for this.
1468
01:34:32,374 --> 01:34:33,988
I have an idea.
1469
01:34:34,064 --> 01:34:38,365
Secretary Powell has the highest
trustworthy ratings of all of us.
1470
01:34:39,199 --> 01:34:43,066
What if he gave an address to the U.N.
and the American people
1471
01:34:43,090 --> 01:34:45,224
to push this over
the finish line?
1472
01:34:45,248 --> 01:34:47,430
Karl, I've been very vocal,
1473
01:34:47,454 --> 01:34:49,650
very vocal, about my
reservations about invading Iraq.
1474
01:34:49,674 --> 01:34:53,451
No! Colin, you're such
a nervous Nellie.
1475
01:34:53,651 --> 01:34:55,925
We're talking about invading
1476
01:34:55,949 --> 01:34:59,824
a sovereign nation without
any provocation Don!
1477
01:34:59,848 --> 01:35:02,087
It's a sovereign nation, Don.
1478
01:35:02,798 --> 01:35:05,316
What's the exit strategy?
What about the intelligence.
1479
01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:07,859
Does the intelligence
matter to you at all?
1480
01:35:07,883 --> 01:35:09,095
You break it, you bought it.
1481
01:35:09,119 --> 01:35:11,056
You break it, you bought it!
1482
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:13,021
Hey, hey, hey, alright.
1483
01:35:14,574 --> 01:35:16,329
Let's slow down.
1484
01:35:17,059 --> 01:35:18,884
That's enough of that guys.
1485
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:24,251
Are you going to take
Saddam down, or not?
1486
01:35:24,871 --> 01:35:27,102
You are the President.
1487
01:35:29,816 --> 01:35:31,696
War...
1488
01:35:32,183 --> 01:35:33,727
is yours.
1489
01:35:35,418 --> 01:35:37,019
Not...
1490
01:35:37,043 --> 01:35:40,845
the U.N. or some coalition.
Do not share powers
1491
01:35:41,926 --> 01:35:43,923
that are yours alone.
1492
01:35:51,187 --> 01:35:54,090
George, make sure Powell
sees the intelligence.
1493
01:35:54,437 --> 01:35:57,379
- Sir.
- Colin I want you to make that speech.
1494
01:35:57,848 --> 01:36:00,142
I'm President and
I want this to happen!
1495
01:36:01,731 --> 01:36:02,807
Yes sir.
1496
01:36:02,831 --> 01:36:05,010
I look forward to being
briefed on that intelligence.
1497
01:36:05,034 --> 01:36:07,940
On another note, I've been
handed a credible report
1498
01:36:07,964 --> 01:36:11,492
of a small terrorist enclave
in Northeastern Iraq.
1499
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:14,175
If we're going to invade we
suggest taking it out before.
1500
01:36:14,199 --> 01:36:16,652
Let it go, George, we
have bigger fish to fry.
1501
01:36:16,676 --> 01:36:18,183
Let me see that intelligence.
1502
01:36:18,207 --> 01:36:19,602
Of course.
1503
01:36:20,035 --> 01:36:21,305
That...
1504
01:36:21,329 --> 01:36:23,035
classified document
1505
01:36:23,059 --> 01:36:27,396
described a terrorist
named Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
1506
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,860
who had started as a
drug dealer and pimp
1507
01:36:29,884 --> 01:36:33,393
before becoming fully radicalized
in a Jordanian prison.
1508
01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:36,701
Zarqawi went to meet Bin
Laden in Afghanistan.
1509
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:39,834
Did he, or did he not
meet with Al-Qaeda?
1510
01:36:39,876 --> 01:36:44,076
But Zarqawi had vowed
to kill all Shia Muslims
1511
01:36:44,315 --> 01:36:47,233
and Bin Laden's mother was Shia
1512
01:36:47,526 --> 01:36:49,632
so the meeting
didn't go over well.
1513
01:36:49,713 --> 01:36:52,534
- They had no operational contact.
- Hogwash.
1514
01:36:52,558 --> 01:36:54,108
Larry...
1515
01:36:54,282 --> 01:36:55,633
have you seen this speech?
1516
01:36:55,657 --> 01:36:57,416
Yes sir. It's beyond thin.
1517
01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:59,963
I saw at least five pieces of
disproved Intel in there.
1518
01:36:59,987 --> 01:37:01,050
Who wrote it?
1519
01:37:01,074 --> 01:37:03,566
They said it was the President, but I
think you can guess who really wrote it.
1520
01:37:03,590 --> 01:37:06,117
No, there's no need
to yell, Larry.
1521
01:37:06,777 --> 01:37:08,352
Yeah, look.
1522
01:37:08,371 --> 01:37:11,961
Well, we'll review the
speech and give some notes.
1523
01:37:13,684 --> 01:37:17,119
Powell really doesn't
have a clue. Does he?
1524
01:37:17,356 --> 01:37:22,322
After the US invaded Afghanistan
Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.
1525
01:37:22,607 --> 01:37:27,037
It was the only connection Cheney
had between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.
1526
01:37:27,061 --> 01:37:29,520
The Security Counsel
will now begin
1527
01:37:29,544 --> 01:37:33,103
its consideration of
item 2 of the agenda.
1528
01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:36,814
I call now on the distinguished
Secretary of State of
1529
01:37:36,838 --> 01:37:40,071
the United States of
America, his excellency
1530
01:37:40,095 --> 01:37:41,370
Mr. Colin Powell.
1531
01:37:41,394 --> 01:37:43,052
My purpose here today
1532
01:37:43,076 --> 01:37:45,481
is to share with you
what the United States
1533
01:37:45,505 --> 01:37:48,272
knows about Iraq's weapons
of mass destruction
1534
01:37:48,287 --> 01:37:51,104
as well as Iraq's
involvement in terrorism.
1535
01:37:51,633 --> 01:37:54,726
Iraq today harbors a
deadly terrorist network
1536
01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:57,584
headed by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
1537
01:37:57,633 --> 01:37:58,993
an associate and collaborator of
1538
01:37:59,017 --> 01:38:01,260
- Osama Bin Laden.
- Powell's UN Address was seen by
1539
01:38:01,284 --> 01:38:02,654
millions of Americas.
1540
01:38:02,678 --> 01:38:05,583
But other people were
watching as well.
1541
01:38:05,607 --> 01:38:08,878
Collaborator of Osama Bin
Laden and his Al-Qaeda lieutenants.
1542
01:38:09,576 --> 01:38:11,335
Zarqawi's activities
are not confined...
1543
01:38:11,359 --> 01:38:15,013
The great general of America
saying his name over and over again
1544
01:38:15,037 --> 01:38:17,299
immediately made Zarqawi a star.
1545
01:38:19,269 --> 01:38:20,512
Allahu Akbar!
1546
01:38:20,536 --> 01:38:22,567
Within a day he had
gone into hiding
1547
01:38:22,591 --> 01:38:24,287
Allahu Akbar!
1548
01:38:24,311 --> 01:38:26,197
Allahu Akbar!
1549
01:38:31,208 --> 01:38:33,403
An Al-Qaeda source tells us that
1550
01:38:33,427 --> 01:38:37,666
Saddam and Bin Laden reached an
understanding that Al-Qaeda would no longer
1551
01:38:38,050 --> 01:38:40,458
support activities
against Baghdad.
1552
01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:42,164
By the time we invaded Iraq
1553
01:38:42,188 --> 01:38:46,622
70% of Americans thought that
Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11.
1554
01:38:48,827 --> 01:38:51,808
Later... Colin Powell
would call the speech
1555
01:38:52,147 --> 01:38:54,933
the most painful
moment of his life.
1556
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,886
Thank you, sir.
1557
01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:02,415
I just push for it, and
it was Justin right?
1558
01:39:04,721 --> 01:39:07,351
- No, Kelly, right?
- And then Justin.
1559
01:39:08,299 --> 01:39:09,222
- What are you talking about?
1560
01:39:09,246 --> 01:39:11,444
American Idol, dad.
1561
01:39:13,473 --> 01:39:15,957
- You've seen it.
- We watched it at your house.
1562
01:39:15,981 --> 01:39:18,173
The singing and the mean judge.
1563
01:39:21,244 --> 01:39:22,687
Oh, I like him.
1564
01:39:24,033 --> 01:39:26,538
How do you stop a
fish from smelling?
1565
01:39:33,925 --> 01:39:36,554
You just cut off its nose.
1566
01:39:36,651 --> 01:39:39,008
Honestly, was I inspired because...
1567
01:39:44,337 --> 01:39:47,458
No, we are not
revisiting your father's
1568
01:39:47,486 --> 01:39:50,326
colorful conversations.
1569
01:40:13,981 --> 01:40:15,775
Yeah, yeah.
1570
01:40:15,825 --> 01:40:17,541
Bring it a little closer, yeah.
1571
01:40:17,692 --> 01:40:19,376
How's my hair?
1572
01:40:22,304 --> 01:40:26,121
We are five, four, three...
1573
01:40:26,437 --> 01:40:28,772
My fellow citizens,
at this hour,
1574
01:40:28,796 --> 01:40:30,805
American and coalition forces
1575
01:40:30,829 --> 01:40:34,208
are in the early stages
of military operations
1576
01:40:34,232 --> 01:40:36,039
to disarm Iraq,
1577
01:40:36,063 --> 01:40:40,193
to free its people and to defend
the world from grave danger.
1578
01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:42,233
On my orders,
1579
01:40:42,257 --> 01:40:45,709
coalition forces have begun
striking selected targets
1580
01:40:45,733 --> 01:40:47,211
of military importance
1581
01:40:47,235 --> 01:40:51,497
to undermine Saddam Hussein's
ability to wage war.
1582
01:40:51,705 --> 01:40:54,698
These are opening stages
of what will be a broad
1583
01:40:54,722 --> 01:40:56,827
and concerted campaign.
1584
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:02,023
To all of the men and women of the United
States armed forces now in the Middle East,
1585
01:41:02,247 --> 01:41:06,986
the peace of a troubled world and
the hopes of an oppressed people...
1586
01:41:44,737 --> 01:41:46,207
The statement from
The White House
1587
01:41:46,231 --> 01:41:49,675
President Bush regards this
as an historic moment.
1588
01:41:49,686 --> 01:41:54,604
The scenes on TV show, the thirst
of freedom is unquenchable.
1589
01:42:09,721 --> 01:42:14,211
USA! USA! USA! USA!
1590
01:42:20,004 --> 01:42:21,298
Hi.
1591
01:42:23,869 --> 01:42:26,939
Seems like they've been
shipping men and equipment
1592
01:42:26,963 --> 01:42:29,148
out of Afghanistan into Iraq.
1593
01:42:30,591 --> 01:42:32,958
And at the moment we're a little
1594
01:42:32,982 --> 01:42:35,893
unsure of what's going on.
1595
01:42:38,052 --> 01:42:41,353
I don't want you
to worry about me.
1596
01:42:48,849 --> 01:42:52,216
Major Combat operations
in Iraq have ended.
1597
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:53,807
In the Battle of Iraq
1598
01:42:53,825 --> 01:42:57,377
the United States and our
allies have prevailed.
1599
01:42:58,113 --> 01:43:01,820
We have concerns over Halliburton
KBR's billing practices.
1600
01:43:02,464 --> 01:43:05,938
As you know, the no-bid contracts
they received were quite sizable
1601
01:43:06,183 --> 01:43:07,387
- and now...
- Well...
1602
01:43:07,411 --> 01:43:10,546
- We're not concerned. Are we?
- Not at all.
1603
01:43:11,032 --> 01:43:15,514
The Secretary of Defense and the Vice
President just said they're not concerned.
1604
01:43:16,157 --> 01:43:18,583
Now can we please
talk about Iran?
1605
01:43:29,843 --> 01:43:34,709
To this day, Dick Cheney has never
apologized for this incident.
1606
01:43:34,733 --> 01:43:36,926
Jesus, Dick...
1607
01:43:37,112 --> 01:43:39,681
But, someone else did.
1608
01:43:39,705 --> 01:43:42,616
My family and I are deeply sorry
1609
01:43:42,619 --> 01:43:44,881
for all that Vice
President Cheney and his
1610
01:43:44,905 --> 01:43:47,523
family have had to go
through this past week.
1611
01:43:47,897 --> 01:43:50,886
We send our love
and respect to them.
1612
01:43:51,519 --> 01:43:54,406
And we hope that he will
continue to come to Texas
1613
01:43:55,238 --> 01:43:58,485
and seek the relaxation
that he deserves.
1614
01:43:59,410 --> 01:44:01,477
So, this...
1615
01:44:02,871 --> 01:44:04,368
Joe Wilson,
1616
01:44:04,527 --> 01:44:05,907
asshole,
1617
01:44:06,777 --> 01:44:09,899
is questioning our intelligence
in the New York Times?
1618
01:44:12,215 --> 01:44:13,829
What's his wife's name again?
1619
01:44:14,582 --> 01:44:19,399
Valerie Plame. I confirmed it.
She's undercover CIA.
1620
01:44:20,226 --> 01:44:21,497
Leak it.
1621
01:44:37,670 --> 01:44:40,601
Okay, okay, like... they don't
care about their dogs, man.
1622
01:44:40,625 --> 01:44:42,530
I mean, they shoot them,
they let'em run wild...
1623
01:44:42,554 --> 01:44:44,453
What kind of a man
don't love a dog?
1624
01:44:44,477 --> 01:44:46,581
People in India love cows.
1625
01:44:46,605 --> 01:44:49,719
They would look at us and how we
treat cows and think the same thing.
1626
01:44:50,121 --> 01:44:51,348
With all due respect
1627
01:44:51,372 --> 01:44:53,692
that sounds like some liberal
ass scratching bullshit.
1628
01:45:02,374 --> 01:45:03,668
Linda,
1629
01:45:07,405 --> 01:45:09,797
Look at this crap. Goddammit.
1630
01:45:09,821 --> 01:45:11,021
Hello Don.
1631
01:45:12,020 --> 01:45:14,248
That report says Zarqawi,
1632
01:45:14,272 --> 01:45:17,024
the same fucking Zarqawi
we talked up for months,
1633
01:45:17,048 --> 01:45:19,612
is now leading a major
insurgency in Iraq.
1634
01:45:19,888 --> 01:45:23,348
And the implication is it's
because we talked him up!
1635
01:45:23,372 --> 01:45:25,904
- Has POTUS seen this?
- No, no.
1636
01:45:25,928 --> 01:45:29,365
No I, I, intercepted it before
it got across the hallway.
1637
01:45:29,389 --> 01:45:33,144
- This is generated by an analyst.
- Get me Tenet.
1638
01:45:33,748 --> 01:45:35,253
This stops here.
1639
01:45:35,332 --> 01:45:37,071
Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
1640
01:45:37,095 --> 01:45:42,330
had taken his fame from Powell's UN speech
and turned it into his own new thing.
1641
01:45:43,506 --> 01:45:47,046
The Islamic State
of Iraq and Levant
1642
01:45:47,070 --> 01:45:48,449
or ISIS.
1643
01:45:48,781 --> 01:45:50,527
And because that intelligence
1644
01:45:50,551 --> 01:45:54,240
somehow found itself on the
bottom of a stack of papers,
1645
01:45:55,442 --> 01:45:59,712
Zarqawi had a whole year to just
do whatever the hell he wanted.
1646
01:46:00,293 --> 01:46:02,228
And what he wanted
1647
01:46:02,949 --> 01:46:04,423
was carnage.
1648
01:46:05,777 --> 01:46:08,024
Shia versus Sunni,
1649
01:46:09,371 --> 01:46:11,610
the West versus Islam
1650
01:46:13,830 --> 01:46:16,179
and death versus life.
1651
01:46:17,370 --> 01:46:18,920
And on top of that
1652
01:46:18,944 --> 01:46:23,790
the US forces couldn't find any
WMD's or nuclear programs in Iraq.
1653
01:46:23,845 --> 01:46:26,010
Turns out that
Saddam and his son's
1654
01:46:26,034 --> 01:46:29,600
mostly liked cocaine and
American movies from the 80's.
1655
01:46:29,983 --> 01:46:32,881
Vice President Dick
Cheney is being sued
1656
01:46:32,905 --> 01:46:36,035
by Valerie Plame and her
husband Joseph Wilson.
1657
01:46:36,968 --> 01:46:39,640
The White House announced
four cabinet resignations
1658
01:46:39,664 --> 01:46:42,602
including that of Secretary
of State Colin Powell.
1659
01:46:42,626 --> 01:46:44,177
Dick,
1660
01:46:44,727 --> 01:46:47,234
Look, I hope there's no
hard feelings about us
1661
01:46:47,258 --> 01:46:50,439
investigating the no-bid Iraq
contract for Halliburton.
1662
01:46:50,463 --> 01:46:52,931
You know, I'm just doing my job.
1663
01:46:52,955 --> 01:46:54,499
Go fuck yourself.
1664
01:47:04,669 --> 01:47:08,377
Dick Cheney, emerges from the
dugout on the third base side.
1665
01:47:32,664 --> 01:47:34,525
Dick Cheney, a little
bit low on the outside.
1666
01:47:34,549 --> 01:47:38,348
Much of the intelligence from the
Iraq war now proven to be false.
1667
01:47:38,376 --> 01:47:42,541
There is a chorus of people calling for
Vice President Dick Cheney to step aside
1668
01:47:42,565 --> 01:47:44,310
and resign.
1669
01:47:44,723 --> 01:47:46,213
Go away!
1670
01:47:54,566 --> 01:47:57,977
I swear to God this whole
place is turning against me.
1671
01:48:01,518 --> 01:48:02,670
Where are you?
1672
01:48:02,694 --> 01:48:06,035
I'm in an empty office just trying
to get a clean phone line. Listen,
1673
01:48:06,758 --> 01:48:10,016
if we could just get an
air bombardment in Iraq,
1674
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:11,560
I think it'll make a statement.
1675
01:48:11,696 --> 01:48:13,596
And it would give us
some political cover.
1676
01:48:13,620 --> 01:48:14,935
It's over Don.
1677
01:48:15,407 --> 01:48:16,951
What's that?
1678
01:48:17,032 --> 01:48:18,420
What is?
1679
01:48:18,948 --> 01:48:21,863
It's over. The President
wants you to step down.
1680
01:48:21,887 --> 01:48:23,883
He appreciates your service.
1681
01:48:29,491 --> 01:48:30,762
Don,
1682
01:48:33,577 --> 01:48:34,850
Well...
1683
01:48:34,874 --> 01:48:39,183
Does Bush's kid want
me out, or do you?
1684
01:48:42,205 --> 01:48:46,343
- I can't win every fight Don.
- You are a little piece of shit.
1685
01:48:48,353 --> 01:48:51,678
Wow, how did you become
such a cold son of a bitch!
1686
01:48:52,056 --> 01:48:53,818
Sorry Don.
1687
01:48:54,327 --> 01:48:56,261
I really am.
1688
01:48:57,733 --> 01:49:00,331
Well, you know how
I know you're not?
1689
01:49:01,522 --> 01:49:03,379
Cause I wouldn't be.
1690
01:49:09,260 --> 01:49:11,343
Think they'll prosecute us?
1691
01:49:15,621 --> 01:49:17,188
Okay then.
1692
01:49:20,031 --> 01:49:21,645
Okay then.
1693
01:49:43,122 --> 01:49:46,315
I Barrack Hussein
Obama, do solemnly swear
1694
01:49:46,988 --> 01:49:51,672
that I will, execute the office of
President to the United States faithfully.
1695
01:49:58,634 --> 01:50:00,521
A few years later
1696
01:50:00,545 --> 01:50:02,886
Dick's heart trouble
started up again.
1697
01:50:03,823 --> 01:50:06,015
With no donor available,
1698
01:50:06,089 --> 01:50:07,824
he finally found himself
1699
01:50:07,848 --> 01:50:09,395
at death's door.
1700
01:50:17,581 --> 01:50:20,640
I wish I had better news.
1701
01:50:20,837 --> 01:50:25,490
Your heart just isn't pumping enough
oxygen to keep your vital organs alive.
1702
01:50:27,299 --> 01:50:30,578
- Should I call for a Minister?
- No.
1703
01:50:30,846 --> 01:50:33,148
No. He's not going anywhere.
1704
01:50:34,771 --> 01:50:36,213
Okay then.
1705
01:50:39,623 --> 01:50:41,146
Dick Cheney,
1706
01:50:41,170 --> 01:50:44,713
you are not going
anywhere, do you hear me?
1707
01:50:45,068 --> 01:50:47,791
- You are not going anywhere.
- This may be the...
1708
01:50:49,216 --> 01:50:52,034
one time I can't do
1709
01:50:53,076 --> 01:50:55,555
what your Mother says.
Girls...
1710
01:51:05,010 --> 01:51:07,453
- I love you Dad.
- I love you Mary.
1711
01:51:08,182 --> 01:51:10,335
I love you Lizzy.
1712
01:51:22,846 --> 01:51:24,812
I love you girls.
1713
01:51:38,410 --> 01:51:41,129
So, Dick Cheney told his family
1714
01:51:41,153 --> 01:51:42,840
that he was ready to die
1715
01:51:42,864 --> 01:51:44,992
and that he wasn't afraid.
1716
01:51:45,145 --> 01:51:48,025
Told them he had
lived a full life.
1717
01:51:48,557 --> 01:51:50,452
And he had zero regrets...
1718
01:52:42,019 --> 01:52:44,805
Vice President Cheney,
cross your arms please.
1719
01:52:45,394 --> 01:52:48,578
There you go, OK,
on count of three
1720
01:52:48,925 --> 01:52:50,727
One, two, three.
1721
01:52:53,900 --> 01:52:56,630
They say my heart could
give him another ten years.
1722
01:52:58,369 --> 01:53:02,054
Cheney doesn't like to refer
to it as someone else's heart,
1723
01:53:02,705 --> 01:53:05,476
he likes to refer to
it as his new heart.
1724
01:53:06,795 --> 01:53:09,816
Which, even though I'm
dead, I have to say
1725
01:53:10,585 --> 01:53:12,722
it still makes me
feel pretty shitty.
1726
01:53:14,875 --> 01:53:16,137
And so,
1727
01:53:16,395 --> 01:53:20,189
when Liz decided to run for
one of Wyoming two senate seats
1728
01:53:20,213 --> 01:53:22,940
against Republican
incumbent Mike Enzi,
1729
01:53:23,483 --> 01:53:26,001
our Dick was right
there to hopefully
1730
01:53:26,025 --> 01:53:28,986
see the Cheney legacy
of power continue.
1731
01:53:29,010 --> 01:53:33,415
Are you aware Wyoming Senate candidate
Liz Cheney supports gay marriage?
1732
01:53:33,439 --> 01:53:35,963
Her sister is married
to another woman and Liz
1733
01:53:35,987 --> 01:53:38,831
Chenny refuses to support
a constitutional amendment
1734
01:53:38,855 --> 01:53:40,341
banning same sex marriage.
1735
01:53:40,365 --> 01:53:43,850
Instead she equivocates claiming
it's a state's right issue.
1736
01:53:43,874 --> 01:53:47,428
Don't you agree, Wyoming deserves
a Senator who believes marriage
1737
01:53:47,452 --> 01:53:49,870
should be between
a man and a woman.
1738
01:53:49,897 --> 01:53:52,230
These calls went to
every house in Wyoming.
1739
01:53:53,014 --> 01:53:54,988
Every single house.
1740
01:53:57,803 --> 01:53:59,792
I will never win!
1741
01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:03,417
What are we gonna do?
1742
01:54:11,445 --> 01:54:13,546
We're joined here
today by Liz Cheney
1743
01:54:13,570 --> 01:54:15,164
who is running for the Senate
1744
01:54:15,188 --> 01:54:18,085
from the state of Wyoming.
According to one poll
1745
01:54:18,109 --> 01:54:20,767
she is behind by double digits.
1746
01:54:20,914 --> 01:54:21,987
Welcome.
1747
01:54:22,011 --> 01:54:24,597
Thank you for having me here Chris.
Great being with you. And may
1748
01:54:24,621 --> 01:54:27,282
I point out there are other
polls that have me much closer.
1749
01:54:27,492 --> 01:54:31,663
Your opponent Senator Mike
Enzi claims that you support
1750
01:54:31,687 --> 01:54:33,481
gay marriage. In part
1751
01:54:33,484 --> 01:54:36,911
because you support your
gay sister Mary's union
1752
01:54:36,914 --> 01:54:39,587
with her wife. How
do you respond?
1753
01:54:39,611 --> 01:54:42,801
Let me be very, very clear
1754
01:54:43,868 --> 01:54:47,138
I do not support gay marriage.
1755
01:54:47,627 --> 01:54:51,429
I believe that marriage is
between a man and a woman.
1756
01:54:51,626 --> 01:54:54,539
But you've always claimed gay
marriage is a state issue.
1757
01:54:54,563 --> 01:54:58,162
Your opponent claims
this is an equivocation.
1758
01:54:59,516 --> 01:55:01,025
Cut me aorta.
Do you have the specimen bowl ready?
1759
01:55:01,049 --> 01:55:02,226
It's on the field.
1760
01:55:02,250 --> 01:55:03,431
Alright.
Here's the heart.
1761
01:55:03,455 --> 01:55:08,087
I know that Liz wouldn't have done any of
this if you and Dad didn't approve. So,
1762
01:55:08,989 --> 01:55:13,045
I can't believe you would do this.
I really thought there was a limit to...
1763
01:55:13,069 --> 01:55:14,989
No, now you're just
being hysterical.
1764
01:55:15,013 --> 01:55:18,301
I can't talk to you when you get this way.
You need to settle down.
1765
01:55:18,325 --> 01:55:19,623
Okay?
1766
01:55:19,647 --> 01:55:21,627
You're being hysterical.
1767
01:56:53,737 --> 01:56:55,008
Dad?
1768
01:58:17,507 --> 01:58:19,582
Patient's heart rate is stable.
1769
01:58:20,389 --> 01:58:22,292
Blood pressure increasing.
1770
01:58:22,909 --> 01:58:25,135
I'm gonna notify the family.
What should I tell them?
1771
01:58:25,159 --> 01:58:27,633
- Tell them the patient's doing well.
- Okay.
1772
01:59:00,902 --> 01:59:02,300
Mr. Vice President.
1773
01:59:02,324 --> 01:59:04,946
- This must be the right place.
- Yes.
1774
01:59:05,586 --> 01:59:07,202
- Hello Martha.
- Hi.
1775
01:59:07,226 --> 01:59:08,691
- Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure.
1776
01:59:08,796 --> 01:59:10,465
Sit right there.
1777
01:59:11,163 --> 01:59:12,789
So, um...
1778
01:59:12,813 --> 01:59:14,425
is it gonna be just
1779
01:59:14,449 --> 01:59:16,212
me on camera, or...
1780
01:59:16,343 --> 01:59:19,001
Primarily you. A'right,
cut back to me.
1781
01:59:19,025 --> 01:59:21,637
Eddie's got you on the “A” camera.
I'm just gonna bench.
1782
01:59:52,384 --> 01:59:53,818
Ready?
1783
01:59:56,157 --> 01:59:59,047
Two-thirds of Americans
say the Iraq war
1784
01:59:59,071 --> 02:00:01,111
is not worth fighting.
1785
02:00:01,135 --> 02:00:05,590
And their looking at the value gained
versus the cost of American lives.
1786
02:00:05,614 --> 02:00:07,273
And Iraqi lives.
1787
02:00:07,276 --> 02:00:08,578
So?
1788
02:00:10,003 --> 02:00:13,656
So... don't you care what
the American People think?
1789
02:00:14,567 --> 02:00:16,321
No...
1790
02:00:16,489 --> 02:00:18,113
I think you
1791
02:00:18,137 --> 02:00:20,486
cannot be
1792
02:00:20,754 --> 02:00:23,017
blown off course.
1793
02:00:31,199 --> 02:00:33,063
I can feel
1794
02:00:33,761 --> 02:00:35,711
your recriminations
1795
02:00:36,542 --> 02:00:38,336
and your judgment.
1796
02:00:38,417 --> 02:00:40,906
And I am fine with it.
1797
02:00:43,119 --> 02:00:46,593
You want to be loved,
go be a movie star.
1798
02:00:48,416 --> 02:00:49,753
The world
1799
02:00:49,777 --> 02:00:51,440
is as you find it.
1800
02:00:51,464 --> 02:00:54,534
You gotta deal
with that reality.
1801
02:00:54,558 --> 02:00:57,135
And there are monsters
in this world.
1802
02:00:57,159 --> 02:00:58,602
We saw
1803
02:00:58,706 --> 02:01:01,086
three thousand
1804
02:01:01,238 --> 02:01:03,802
innocent people burned to death
1805
02:01:03,826 --> 02:01:07,368
by those monsters.
And yet, you object,
1806
02:01:08,161 --> 02:01:13,986
when I refuse to kiss those monsters
on the cheek and say, “pretty please.”
1807
02:01:14,565 --> 02:01:18,070
You answer me this,
what terrorist attack
1808
02:01:18,448 --> 02:01:20,551
would you have let go forward
1809
02:01:20,575 --> 02:01:25,319
so you wouldn't seem like
a mean and nasty fella?
1810
02:01:26,649 --> 02:01:29,404
I will not apologise
1811
02:01:30,416 --> 02:01:32,569
for keeping your families safe.
1812
02:01:33,138 --> 02:01:35,596
And I will not apologise
1813
02:01:36,070 --> 02:01:38,817
for doing what needed to be done
1814
02:01:40,046 --> 02:01:44,004
so that your loved ones can
sleep peacefully at night.
1815
02:01:51,061 --> 02:01:52,800
It has been my honor
1816
02:01:53,663 --> 02:01:55,277
to be your servant.
1817
02:01:57,227 --> 02:01:59,044
You chose me
1818
02:02:00,203 --> 02:02:01,747
and I did
1819
02:02:02,046 --> 02:02:03,668
what you asked.
1820
02:04:56,755 --> 02:05:00,029
Sorry to interrupt, but Mark wanted
to share something with everyone.
1821
02:05:00,053 --> 02:05:02,482
Something's been bothering
me this whole movie
1822
02:05:02,506 --> 02:05:04,359
and I just figured it out.
1823
02:05:04,383 --> 02:05:06,206
The whole thing is liberal.
1824
02:05:06,422 --> 02:05:08,266
It's got a liberal bias.
1825
02:05:08,290 --> 02:05:10,848
Interesting. Does anyone
else feel that way?
1826
02:05:11,548 --> 02:05:14,424
One, two, three, four people.
Yeah, go ahead.
1827
02:05:14,448 --> 02:05:16,346
This is all facts.
1828
02:05:16,370 --> 02:05:19,029
Right? I mean, they
had to vet all this.
1829
02:05:19,141 --> 02:05:20,533
How does it make it what's...
1830
02:05:20,557 --> 02:05:23,422
You would say that libtard.
1831
02:05:23,649 --> 02:05:24,766
OK. I'm sorry.
1832
02:05:24,790 --> 02:05:27,416
So because I have the
ability to understand facts,
1833
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:28,799
that makes me a liberal?
1834
02:05:28,823 --> 02:05:30,338
OK guys, let's just take it down.
1835
02:05:30,362 --> 02:05:31,690
You probably like Killary!
1836
02:05:31,714 --> 02:05:33,926
Let's just take it down
a notch, or two. OK?
1837
02:05:33,950 --> 02:05:35,971
OK, first of all, Hillary's not President!
1838
02:05:35,995 --> 02:05:40,225
OK, the orange cheeto that
you hired is the President.
1839
02:05:40,249 --> 02:05:42,984
And he's ruining the country
that you claim to love!
1840
02:05:43,131 --> 02:05:44,495
You chicken shit!
1841
02:05:47,295 --> 02:05:49,562
Stop the fight! Knock it off!
1842
02:05:49,586 --> 02:05:53,495
I can't wait to see the new FAST AND
THE FURIOUS MOVIE. That looks lit!
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