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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 2 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:12,827 Hold on a second. 3 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:17,298 - Hey, there. - Hey. 4 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,434 I feel like you're not hearing me, 'cause if you were, 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,636 I wouldn't be repeating myself, that's why. 6 00:00:21,638 --> 00:00:24,506 No, because I told...look, I told you three times, okay? 7 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,308 Look... We'll get going in two. 8 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,444 No, the Nagasaki merger has to happen at 15.6. 9 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,678 That's black and white. 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,347 There's no doubt about that, okay? 11 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:33,548 And then you blend the assets 12 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,784 as I pointed out in the prospectus, okay? 13 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:40,055 Trust me, we'll come out of this smelling like a rose. 14 00:00:40,057 --> 00:00:41,856 You don't trust me? 15 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:46,628 What am I, a fool? You... 16 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,163 No, you're not gonna look like an idiot. 17 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,432 If anyone looks like an idiot, it's me. 18 00:00:50,434 --> 00:00:52,233 Slap me. I've been naughty. 19 00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:54,803 Wow, all right. 20 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,604 Now tell me I'm not gonna get any dessert. 21 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:57,906 You're not getting any dessert. 22 00:00:57,908 --> 00:00:59,474 What? Oh! 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,609 And you're banned from TV and Internet for a week! 24 00:01:01,611 --> 00:01:03,711 Yeah. Ah, yeah. 25 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:05,880 Tell me I can't watch Game of Thrones. 26 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:08,183 - What? - Just tell me! 27 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:09,184 You're banned from watching Game of Thrones, 28 00:01:09,186 --> 00:01:10,518 you little shit! 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,420 Ah! All right, good, good, good, good, good. 30 00:01:12,422 --> 00:01:15,023 Yeah, tell me, uh... run down the whole lineup 31 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:17,358 of HBO Sunday night shows. 32 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,726 You're banned from watching Girls. 33 00:01:18,728 --> 00:01:21,162 - No! - And Veep! 34 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:24,232 - Ah! - No more Bored to Death! 35 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:26,601 Oh! They canceled Bored to Death. 36 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:30,738 Oh, um... no more Boardwalk Empire. 37 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,940 Bullshit! Ahh! 38 00:01:31,942 --> 00:01:34,075 Ride that shit. Ride that shit. 39 00:01:34,077 --> 00:01:36,111 Ride that shit like Evel Knievel. 40 00:01:36,113 --> 00:01:38,646 Ride it. Oh, God. 41 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,519 Hey, Victoria. It's Sunday night. 42 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,555 You want to watch some HBO? 43 00:01:47,557 --> 00:01:49,757 Would you pay me more? 44 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:52,393 I wasn't planning on it. 45 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:57,132 No. 46 00:02:00,303 --> 00:02:07,976 ¶ ¶ 47 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:14,582 ¶ I'm not afraid of love ¶ 48 00:02:17,087 --> 00:02:22,423 ¶ No, I'm not afraid of love ¶ 49 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:27,829 ¶ Just because I run away ¶ 50 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:32,167 ¶ When you say you need me ¶ 51 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:36,604 ¶ I'm not afraid ¶ 52 00:02:36,606 --> 00:02:42,744 ¶ I don't want to waste my time ¶ 53 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:46,281 ¶ Waste my time ¶ 54 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:50,051 ¶ I don't want to waste my time ¶ 55 00:02:50,053 --> 00:02:53,922 ¶ Waste my time ¶ 56 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,758 ¶ ¶ 57 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,062 ¶ The pain we go through ¶ 58 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:05,600 ¶ When a love's not true ¶ 59 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,703 ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ 60 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:13,208 ¶ I made up my mind to stay away ¶ 61 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:15,376 ¶ Away, away ¶ 62 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:18,546 ¶ From the hurt you bring ¶ 63 00:03:18,548 --> 00:03:21,482 ¶ To me ¶ 64 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,187 ¶ Gonna save my love ¶ 65 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:30,024 ¶ For the sure thing ¶ 66 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:36,164 ¶ ¶ 67 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:39,734 ¶ You don't really need my love ¶ 68 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:43,137 ¶ Need my love ¶ 69 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,640 ¶ You don't really need ¶ 70 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,874 ¶ My love ¶ 71 00:03:46,876 --> 00:03:49,677 ¶ Need my love ¶ 72 00:03:49,679 --> 00:03:53,348 ¶ Just because when we're apart ¶ 73 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:57,452 ¶ You said I'm in your heart ¶ 74 00:03:57,454 --> 00:04:00,622 ¶ You don't really need me ¶ 75 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:05,126 ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ 76 00:04:05,128 --> 00:04:07,395 ¶ Made up my mind ¶ 77 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:12,200 ¶ I've made up my mind to stay away ¶ 78 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,410 Hey. 79 00:04:22,412 --> 00:04:23,511 I know, man. 80 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,613 Look, I'm just running a little behind. 81 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:26,914 I'll be there soon. 82 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:30,051 I was just saying how Corinne is a big movie fan. 83 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:31,386 Yeah, I make it a point 84 00:04:31,388 --> 00:04:34,522 to see all the Oscar-nominated movies every year. 85 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,658 Well, that's...that's great. 86 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,526 Do you have any, uh, any favorites or... 87 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,863 Let's see, um, well, I'm gonna have 88 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,165 to break it down genre by genre. 89 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:47,468 Family, uh, Up is a really good family film. 90 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,670 - So good. - Beautiful movie. 91 00:04:48,672 --> 00:04:49,937 I cried. 92 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:51,306 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. I cried. 93 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:52,974 Within, like, the first minute. 94 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:54,208 - You both cried. - Did you? 95 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,010 If I had to pick my favorite action, 96 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:57,478 it'd be Saving Private Ryan. 97 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,113 - Classic. - It's so visceral. 98 00:04:59,115 --> 00:05:01,582 A lot of guys like action films, but I do too. 99 00:05:01,584 --> 00:05:03,685 Mitch, you love Saving Private Ryan. 100 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:04,986 - He does? - Yeah. 101 00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:06,521 Wow, a lot of things in common. 102 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,222 Yeah, I think we've watched it together, maybe. 103 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,091 I just think it's really disappointing how 104 00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:12,927 in so many movies they use sex 105 00:05:12,929 --> 00:05:15,029 in such a gratuitous fashion. 106 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,631 It's really, really tasteless. 107 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,566 You know, I couldn't agree more. 108 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,968 And the film industry thinks we want to see tits 109 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,503 in every other scene to be satisfied. 110 00:05:22,505 --> 00:05:24,372 It's ridiculous. Am I right? Thank you. 111 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:27,075 Okay, well, that's one point we don't agree on. 112 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,109 - Love your... - Just the one. 113 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:29,944 Well, yeah. 114 00:05:29,946 --> 00:05:31,245 You know, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 115 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,182 I'm gonna...I'll be right back. 116 00:05:56,906 --> 00:05:58,272 How are you doing tonight? 117 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,741 Good, good, thank you. 118 00:05:59,743 --> 00:06:00,875 Yourself? 119 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:03,044 - Oh, I'm doing great. - What the fuck, man? 120 00:06:03,046 --> 00:06:04,812 Excuse me. 121 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:07,382 You're looking at Corinne like she's some kind of leper. 122 00:06:07,384 --> 00:06:08,816 I'm not looking to get set up, okay? 123 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:10,385 You insisted. It's the only reason I'm here. 124 00:06:10,387 --> 00:06:11,886 Yeah, you're in the goddamn bathroom. 125 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,654 Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with the bathroom? 126 00:06:13,656 --> 00:06:15,490 He didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry, he was just... 127 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:17,291 You got to get your shit together, man. 128 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,926 You can't keep living like this. 129 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:21,496 How's he living? 130 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:22,663 Yeah, how am I living? 131 00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:24,599 - You've got real issues. - Like what? 132 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,134 Like having to get up in the middle of dinner 133 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,069 and come in here and rub one out. 134 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:29,871 I knew that. Yup, that's what I thought. 135 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:32,306 JP, I'm trying here, man. I just...I don't want to be here. 136 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,508 You're on the app again, aren't you? 137 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:34,843 What app? 138 00:06:34,844 --> 00:06:36,177 You know what the fuck app I'm talking about, the sex app. 139 00:06:36,179 --> 00:06:37,478 - Sir, sir, please keep... - God damn it! 140 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,014 You are so fucking intrusive for a bathroom attendant. 141 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:41,316 I just... is there a sex app? 142 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,617 Well, I mean, yeah, it just kind of connects you 143 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,352 with other people looking to get it in, in your vicinity. 144 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:45,686 Heard about this, heard...yeah, my cousin told me about this. 145 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,455 - Oh, man, I got to get on that. - What the fuck? 146 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:49,357 - You'd clean up. You should. - Think so? 147 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:51,692 In fact, I actually just made a connection, so I'm gonna go. 148 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:53,027 - There we go. - No, no, no, no, no. 149 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:55,363 Do not bail out on me. You cannot do this to me. 150 00:06:55,365 --> 00:06:56,864 Look, it's... tell her I'm not feeling well. 151 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,533 If you want to go with IBS, I'm fine with that, all right? 152 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:02,170 - Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. - I'm sorry, man. 153 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,372 Shit, w-which app is it? Is it this one? Which... 154 00:07:04,374 --> 00:07:06,040 - What was the name of the app? - I don't know, man. 155 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,383 Could you give me one of those little... 156 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:08,725 - I think this is probably it. - Are those eye drops or mints? 157 00:07:08,726 --> 00:07:10,067 Oh, these are mints and eye drops. I have both, man. 158 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,409 - Whatever you need, please. - Just give me one of each. 159 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:13,448 This is sort of a weird thing to say. 160 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,599 Okay. 161 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,749 But I feel like I can imagine 162 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:18,719 what our baby would look like. 163 00:07:18,721 --> 00:07:22,323 Oh, wow. That's amazing. 164 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:24,859 - They would be really cute. - Really good-looking. 165 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,695 - Yeah. - And smart. 166 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,099 Where's Mitch? 167 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,769 Um, are you familiar with IBS? 168 00:07:54,457 --> 00:08:02,463 ¶ ¶ 169 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:17,445 ¶ ¶ 170 00:08:34,464 --> 00:08:42,470 ¶ ¶ 171 00:09:05,328 --> 00:09:08,863 Sure, you can buy me a drink. 172 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,299 Good to know. 173 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,534 Is that how you treat a lady who shows interest? 174 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:15,736 You asked for a free drink. You didn't show interest. 175 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:18,205 Were you expecting a blow job right out of the gate? 176 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:20,207 Offering something would indicate more interest 177 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,742 than asking for something, so... 178 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:24,679 You don't want to get to know each other first? 179 00:09:24,681 --> 00:09:29,317 Before I buy you a drink or before the blow job? 180 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,487 Fine, I'll start. 181 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,855 My name is Victoria, 182 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:37,258 and I moved here two years ago 183 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,493 after I graduated from Stanford. 184 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,196 I'm currently reading a book on Gandhi. 185 00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:44,031 I continue to sleep on my stomach, 186 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:45,566 no matter how many times my chiropractor 187 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:46,567 tells me not to. 188 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:47,868 You shouldn't do that. 189 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:50,071 And I call bullshit on anyone 190 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:53,374 suddenly becoming allergic to gluten in the last five years. 191 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,611 Liars. 192 00:09:56,613 --> 00:09:59,814 You must be MsJuicy34. 193 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:00,948 What? 194 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:04,785 From the, uh, sex app, Climax. 195 00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:12,360 So you're not here to have sex with me? 196 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,463 Uh, I don't know what you're talking about, 197 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:19,467 but, um... it's 1,000 for the hour, 198 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,702 3,000 for the night. 199 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,907 You're a hooker. I didn't peg you. 200 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:29,477 I'm an escort. 201 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:33,114 Yeah, you escort men's penises inside you for money. 202 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:35,650 Fuck you. 203 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,918 Look, you're barking up the wrong tree, all right? 204 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,153 I couldn't afford you anyway. 205 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:41,122 Well, then maybe dress in your tax bracket 206 00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:42,423 and don't come to swanky hotels. 207 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:44,558 For your information, this is all H&M, 208 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,793 and I'm here to meet a girl. 209 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:48,062 Yeah, from a sex app, pervert. 210 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,664 Pervert? You're the hooker. 211 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:50,965 Escort. 212 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,934 Is your name even Victoria? 213 00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:55,836 What do you think? 214 00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:57,138 For what it's worth, 215 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,839 everything else I told you was true. 216 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:01,709 Yeah, even the Stanford thing? 217 00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:03,711 Everything. 218 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,129 All right. 219 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:30,237 How are you? 220 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,274 Fine. 221 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,042 I need the obituary for Dr. Filler 222 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:36,210 and Elaine Ackerton. 223 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:38,279 Yeah, got that right here. 224 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,582 Um, Filler, Ackerton. 225 00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:43,117 There you go. 226 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,319 I can always count on you, Mitch. 227 00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:48,055 And hey, can you stop by my office in about ten? 228 00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:49,356 I want to run something by you. 229 00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,092 Yeah, sure. Is it about getting new computers? 230 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:54,028 Because I think that would really... 231 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,463 boost morale. 232 00:11:56,866 --> 00:12:00,601 There is no easy way to say this, 233 00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:04,271 but you know how you're currently 234 00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:05,806 an employee of the company? 235 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,710 Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I do. 236 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:13,114 You're not going to be when you leave this office. 237 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:20,521 Um, but you just said everything was all right. 238 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:22,056 Interesting. No. 239 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,724 I just needed you to come to my office, 240 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,727 and I didn't want you to think I was firing you. 241 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,529 But I'm the best journalist you have on the team. 242 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,331 You even said to me last week, 243 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,066 "Mitch, you're the best journalist we have on the team," 244 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,200 so I'm just a little confused as to... 245 00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:34,635 If it makes you feel any better, 246 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:38,706 this decision had nothing to do with merit. 247 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,643 Uh, then...then...then what? 248 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:46,580 If I let Patty go, here comes the ageism lawsuit. 249 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:51,252 If I fire Darnell... 250 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:57,158 Well, you can connect the dots. 251 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,662 And I was very clear about not fucking the interns. 252 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:11,272 ¶ ¶ 253 00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:49,143 ¶ ¶ 254 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,563 You know, that guy is a slimy fucking bastard. 255 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,967 He's lucky I don't rip his head off. 256 00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,603 Told him not to act like a big swinging dick with you around, 257 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,171 or you'd shove it right back up his ass. 258 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,572 Yeah, right. 259 00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:21,008 Hey, Don, you've met my cousin Mitch, right? 260 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,177 - The sex addict dude? - Yup. 261 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,479 Just taking a little survey. 262 00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,915 - Well, have fun with that. - Thanks, bud. 263 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,117 I'll talk to you soon. 264 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,919 That how you like being known? 265 00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:33,053 The only reason that's my rep 266 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,321 is 'cause you tell people that. 267 00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:35,422 How do you think small talk works? 268 00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:36,590 When there's an awkward silence, 269 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,892 what else do you expect me to say? 270 00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:39,026 Like, anything else. 271 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,327 Seriously, anything else. 272 00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:41,762 You know, I used to think any guy would be 273 00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,397 a sex addict if he could, and now that I know one, 274 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,499 it's...it's real, and it is scary. 275 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,234 Look, are we getting lunch or what? 276 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:50,337 I'm just saying, Mitch, you're 27 years old. 277 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:53,173 You're unemployed, no money, no girlfriend. 278 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,675 You don't talk to anyone anymore. 279 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,443 I'm talking to you right now, aren't I? 280 00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,846 There are 20 billion people in the world. 281 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,781 I don't think that's true. 282 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:02,449 Mitch, I'm your only friend. 283 00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,385 Do you know how much pressure that puts me under? 284 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,387 Look, man, I don't get on your ass for going 285 00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:08,455 to all those dubstep concerts you're way too old for. 286 00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:10,824 I'm right in the middle of the demographic! 287 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,293 Okay, what you did to me and Allie 288 00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,961 the other night really made us look bad, 289 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,129 and the Mitch I used to know 290 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,597 would never have bailed like that. 291 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,065 Clearly, you've got something going on. 292 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,366 If you're not working right now, 293 00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,968 maybe it's time to get some help. 294 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,870 - Are you hungry? - Yeah, that's why I'm here. 295 00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:24,972 - You said, "Let's get lunch." - Why do you keep putting? 296 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,373 Because you kept putting on your tie. 297 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:31,045 ¶ ¶ 298 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,948 I'm sure I don't have to tell you how tough it is 299 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,483 in the newspaper business right now. 300 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:41,322 Our only hope is if something should happen to the Internet, 301 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,925 something like, say, a solar flare event 302 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:47,661 that knocks out all the electricity, 303 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,497 then we'd be in business. 304 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,433 We can only hope. 305 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,635 So is there, like, a job opening? 306 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,670 Nothing. 307 00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,739 Our numbers are tight as is. 308 00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:00,574 Unless you could work for free, 309 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:04,144 I don't really see how we would make it work. 310 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:07,247 You won't work for free, will you? 311 00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,418 No. 312 00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,539 Um, this is Mission Magazine. 313 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,242 We don't cover obituaries and local interest. 314 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,444 Right, well, sure, I covered obituaries, 315 00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,346 but I also wrote features for other sections as well. 316 00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:40,781 They're...they're on there. 317 00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:44,118 "Finding the right gastroenterologist for you"? 318 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,753 Believe it or not, a reader wrote in 319 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,222 actually saying how that article saved her life, so, I mean, 320 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,124 I kind of feel good about that one. 321 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,825 You know what, thank you for coming in, 322 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,194 but I just don't think I see anything here that indicates 323 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,897 your sensibilities would resonate with our readers. 324 00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,532 But thanks. 325 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:01,468 Well, thanks. Thanks for your time. 326 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,574 You know what? 327 00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:08,976 Just give me a shot. 328 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,310 I'll write something on spec, 329 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,747 something your audience would actually read. 330 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,984 What do you have to lose? 331 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,320 I have an open position, 332 00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:22,222 but I've got two writers writing something for it, 333 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:25,125 so I can throw you into the mix, but you are going to need 334 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,094 to write something that I can actually print. 335 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:30,798 I can't publish "What Using the Semicolon Says about You." 336 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,566 Yeah, no...no more semicolons. 337 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:35,702 We're gonna...we're gonna write something interesting here. 338 00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:36,937 Uh, should I leave this here? 339 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,239 No, I think I've seen enough. 340 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,046 Why you make me track you down like a criminal? 341 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,414 Junior, hey, you know, 342 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,715 I was just about to stop by your apartment. 343 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:49,983 You stop nowhere. 344 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,618 Rent is due by the end of this week, 345 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,220 and you still haven't paid me in full for last month. 346 00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,022 And I was just about to... 347 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:57,491 Look, I'm not gonna play this game with you no more, cabrón. 348 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,694 You pay the rent by Friday, or I'll evict you, 349 00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:04,665 and I'll take whatever stuff you have in there 350 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,533 that looks... 351 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,903 nice to me. 352 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,638 That's expensive stuff. 353 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,907 If you can afford milk of coconuts 354 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,976 like some prince, 355 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:18,612 you can afford to pay the rent. 356 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:23,183 Should I assume I'm not gonna see that back, or... 357 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,419 It's yours, yup. 358 00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:46,340 ¶ ¶ 359 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:55,048 ¶ ¶ 360 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,817 Hey, man, do you happen to know a regular here 361 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:57,751 by the name of Victoria? 362 00:18:57,753 --> 00:18:58,886 She comes around a lot. 363 00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,953 You a cop? 364 00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:01,455 Do I look like a cop? 365 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:03,290 'Cause if you're a cop, you got to tell me. 366 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,758 I mean, I don't... I don't think that's true, 367 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,393 but, no, I'm not a cop. 368 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,961 Prove it. 369 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:09,229 I mean, I just said I'm not a cop. 370 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,297 I don't know what more I can do. 371 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,065 You know, certain women, 372 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,434 they have their clients take out their junk 373 00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:17,037 just to prove that they're not a cop. 374 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,872 So why don't you show me a ball? 375 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,107 That should do it. 376 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,308 I'm not gonna take my balls out 377 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,809 in the middle of the bar, man. 378 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,878 I said one ball. 379 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,246 Look, this is getting weird. 380 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,514 I just...can you just tell me if Victoria... 381 00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:31,185 - Forget it, pig. - Yeah, fuck this. 382 00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:33,053 You're not gonna pay for this? 383 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,299 Victoria? 384 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,501 Or whatever your real name is. 385 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,503 Oh, God, are you, like, one of those guys 386 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,238 that's seen Pretty Woman too many times? 387 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,574 I've never seen Pretty Woman. 388 00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:55,242 I don't believe you. 389 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:57,010 Of course I've seen Pretty Woman. 390 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,245 Who hasn't seen Pretty Woman? 391 00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,246 It's Gere and Roberts at their finest. 392 00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:00,480 It's a great movie. 393 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:03,517 Wait, I just have to ask you something. 394 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,319 Look, I'm not trying to save you 395 00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:06,820 or sleep with you, for that matter. 396 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:07,921 Oh. 397 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:09,223 All I want to do is write a story, 398 00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:10,424 an interesting one, and I think you have that. 399 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,858 Well, that's great, so my family 400 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,193 can find out I'm an escort 401 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,461 on some idiot's Tumblr. 402 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,230 No, no, no, look, it's not for a blog. 403 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,165 It's for, like, a legit magazine. 404 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,534 Well, let me see a card. 405 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,936 Well, I don't technically work for them yet. 406 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,505 - This is my application piece. - You're full of shit. 407 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:28,208 Usual...vodka, rocks, two limes. 408 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,476 You know this guy's a cop? 409 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,144 - Oh, my God. - You're a cop? 410 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,046 - I'm not a cop. - Yeah, he was in here earlier. 411 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:34,147 He wouldn't show his nuts. 412 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,583 - That's a tell. - What? 413 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:37,884 How is that a tell? 414 00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,053 - 'Cause you didn't do it. - You know... 415 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:41,822 Just...just get the lady her drink, please. 416 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,926 Look, I know you have to have your guard up doing what you do, 417 00:20:45,928 --> 00:20:50,264 but I'm a decent guy, I swear. 418 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:55,168 I just lost my job working at this newspaper, 419 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,938 and I'm trying to land this gig at this magazine. 420 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,973 All I want to do is tell an interesting story, 421 00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:01,975 and I think you have one. 422 00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:03,710 Yeah? 423 00:21:03,712 --> 00:21:06,013 What story would that be? 424 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:11,585 You know, you're a Stanford-educated, uh... 425 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:14,254 - Escort. Yeah. - Sure. 426 00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:15,856 We...we can take that angle if you want. 427 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,157 All right, buddy, look. 428 00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:18,425 I'm not interested in being your hooker 429 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,360 with a heart of gold or being some pity piece 430 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,762 about how the system failed me 431 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,664 or whatever bullshit angle you're taking. 432 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:25,832 Look, I'm not out to make you look bad. 433 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:26,833 Just let me follow you around for, 434 00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:28,035 like, a week or two. 435 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,069 You won't even notice I'm there. 436 00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:31,071 No. Final answer, sorry. 437 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:33,006 Wait, just...here, just... 438 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,408 You asked for a card the other day. 439 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:37,678 Take that in case you change your mind. 440 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,547 Think about it. 441 00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,985 You fucked that one up, huh? 442 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:53,193 ¶ ¶ 443 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,605 I'm so into you, baby. 444 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:07,474 I'm getting wet just thinking about what you're gonna do. 445 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,142 Fuck, come here. 446 00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:10,777 Ah. Oh, jeez. 447 00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,212 Hey, hey, I said no kissing. 448 00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:14,147 - I'm not gonna say it again. - Come on, baby. 449 00:22:14,149 --> 00:22:16,016 I can be your boyfriend. 450 00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:18,185 Oh, come on. 451 00:22:18,187 --> 00:22:21,021 Stop it. It's over, asshole. 452 00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:24,091 Don't be such a goddamn bitch. 453 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,360 No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 454 00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:29,329 I'm getting what I paid for. 455 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:32,432 Shh, shh, shh. 456 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,038 I'll kill you, you fucking whore! 457 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:48,548 ¶ ¶ 458 00:22:53,055 --> 00:22:55,088 Dad. Hey. 459 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:59,159 Um, I need a bit of a favor. 460 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,101 Babe, I swear to God, I can't fucking do this anymore. 461 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,636 Why, what happened? 462 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:15,575 Oh, I'm fine, I'm just, like, a little bit rattled. 463 00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:17,677 Fucking scumbag. 464 00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:21,281 What, he try to stick it in that beautiful ass again? 465 00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:24,918 No, he's just a... 466 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,388 just drunk, coked-out bullshit. 467 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,359 Still think my ass is beautiful? 468 00:23:33,962 --> 00:23:35,695 It's a dangerous world out there. 469 00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:38,031 You ever think about getting back with Sebastian? 470 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:40,100 Hell, no. I...I don't want a pimp. 471 00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,869 It makes it feel way too real. 472 00:23:42,871 --> 00:23:44,704 Plus, that fucker took half my money, 473 00:23:44,706 --> 00:23:46,273 and I did all the work. 474 00:23:46,275 --> 00:23:48,008 Well, what happened tonight would not happen 475 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,709 if you had someone there with you. 476 00:23:49,711 --> 00:23:52,546 That's all I'm saying. 477 00:23:52,548 --> 00:23:54,481 Yeah. 478 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:57,050 Maybe. 479 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:08,295 ¶ ¶ 480 00:24:18,073 --> 00:24:20,340 Hey, you find a parking spot okay? 481 00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:23,143 I actually walked here. I don't have a car. 482 00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:24,578 You don't have a car in LA? 483 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:29,816 Yeah, or any other city. I don't have a car. 484 00:24:29,818 --> 00:24:31,351 Speaking of, nice one. 485 00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:34,020 - I like it. - Thanks. 486 00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:36,823 Is that, like, an environmental issue or... 487 00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:39,259 No, my life's just pretty contained to this area, 488 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,095 so I don't need a car. 489 00:24:48,203 --> 00:24:51,071 - So what made you come around? - Does it matter? 490 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,606 You seemed really desperate and pathetic. 491 00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:54,841 Just be glad I'm letting you do this. 492 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:58,945 Oh. A charity case. I'll take it. 493 00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,413 So are you from around here or... 494 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,816 Shouldn't you have something to write this down with? 495 00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:04,150 No, I just prefer to listen. 496 00:25:04,152 --> 00:25:06,019 Oh, God, are you, like, one of those waiters 497 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,287 who doesn't write anything down 498 00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,456 and then fucks the order all up? 499 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,658 Uh, no, I'm like one of those waiters 500 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,194 who doesn't write anything down and gets it all right. 501 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,596 By the way, no names, places, pictures, 502 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,098 nothing that can tie me to this article, 503 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,399 or I will rip your balls off. 504 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,401 I don't even know your real name. 505 00:25:21,403 --> 00:25:24,204 - Where are we going, anyway? - I have an 11:00. 506 00:25:24,206 --> 00:25:26,640 In the morning? 507 00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:32,279 Hey, Ruth, I'm so sorry I'm late. 508 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,080 Oh, no problem, Natalie. Jared's waiting in the kitchen. 509 00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:35,582 - Okay. - Did you hear that, Natalie? 510 00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:37,617 Jared's waiting in the kitchen, Natalie. 511 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,886 - And who's this? - Oh, hi, I'm Mitch. 512 00:25:39,888 --> 00:25:41,288 A friend from out of town. 513 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,657 He has nothing to do today because he has no friends. 514 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:46,092 Also, he's a little slow. 515 00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:48,161 Do you mind if he hangs out here for the hour? 516 00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,630 Oh, bless his heart. Of course, come in. 517 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,966 Thanks. Hey, this is weird. 518 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,669 - Who's Jared? - Her ten-year-old son. 519 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:57,437 She's paying you to have sex with her ten-year-old son? 520 00:25:57,439 --> 00:25:58,505 This is...you know what? I can't do this. 521 00:25:58,507 --> 00:25:59,940 Shut up. Pretend you don't exist. 522 00:25:59,942 --> 00:26:00,941 I thought I could do it. I can't. 523 00:26:00,943 --> 00:26:03,276 And shut the door. 524 00:26:03,278 --> 00:26:06,613 For the record, I'm not comfortable with this. 525 00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:08,782 ¶ ¶ 526 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,585 Great, so what do all these equations have in common? 527 00:26:18,627 --> 00:26:20,026 So why do you tutor when you're pulling in 528 00:26:20,028 --> 00:26:21,728 over 1,000 bucks a night? 529 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:25,031 Escorts have family members that ask questions too. 530 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,434 Believe it or not, I actually enjoy teaching. 531 00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:29,402 You know, my tutor was a 300-pound guy 532 00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:31,304 whose breath smelled like salami. 533 00:26:31,306 --> 00:26:32,572 Lovely. 534 00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:34,774 How'd you get into this in the first place? 535 00:26:34,776 --> 00:26:36,576 - Don't do that. - Do what? 536 00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:38,979 Don't ask questions. 537 00:26:38,981 --> 00:26:41,314 I...how am I supposed to do my job then? 538 00:26:41,316 --> 00:26:43,149 Just don't make it feel like an interview, you know? 539 00:26:43,151 --> 00:26:44,784 Let's just be friends. 540 00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:48,321 You do have friends, right? 541 00:26:48,323 --> 00:26:52,392 Yeah, and I ask them questions when I want to know things. 542 00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:53,593 God, I can already tell you're gonna be 543 00:26:53,595 --> 00:26:55,295 so fucking annoying. 544 00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:59,699 ¶ Onion, two carrots, two cups of adzuki beans ¶ 545 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:05,005 ¶ My baby, she knows how to keep that figure lean ¶ 546 00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:06,706 That was cute, babe. 547 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,108 Well, there's more where that came from. 548 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,944 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 549 00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:12,512 - That was for you. - Oh, yeah? 550 00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:14,814 Hey, guys, please stop having sex. 551 00:27:14,816 --> 00:27:15,882 We have company. 552 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,350 - Hi, babe. - Hey, babe. 553 00:27:17,352 --> 00:27:18,785 Mmm, hey! 554 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,253 Dominick, Dana, this is Mitch. 555 00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,888 - Mitch, my friends. - Hey. 556 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,889 Hey, how you guys doing? 557 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,125 - Good. - Hey, man. 558 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,926 What'd you think of my song? 559 00:27:26,928 --> 00:27:30,730 Oh, it was, uh...inspiring. 560 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:35,301 Rock on. 561 00:27:35,303 --> 00:27:37,103 Dominick's gonna be the next Bob Dylan 562 00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:38,672 or John Mayer. 563 00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:41,408 - Bruno Mars or something. - Certainly a wide range. 564 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,910 Mm-hmm. 565 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,912 Hey, thanks, man. 566 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,647 Appreciate that. 567 00:27:47,649 --> 00:27:49,649 Means a lot. 568 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:54,954 You guys should totally stay for lunch. 569 00:27:54,956 --> 00:27:57,057 Yeah. 570 00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:03,430 - Shit, we just ate. - Yeah, really full. 571 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,699 Which is unfortunate, 'cause this all 572 00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,100 looks delicious, but... 573 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,437 So the nice car, the downtown loft. 574 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,940 Is this all you, or did your parents 575 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,542 have money when you were growing up? 576 00:28:15,544 --> 00:28:17,243 They help you out? What's...what's going on here? 577 00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:20,080 Single mom, high school teacher. 578 00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:23,249 - What about your dad? - Never met him. 579 00:28:26,421 --> 00:28:28,354 I'm still having trouble kind of wrapping my head around you. 580 00:28:28,356 --> 00:28:30,023 I mean, you went to a great school 581 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,291 and got a great education. 582 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:35,128 You're not awful-looking. 583 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,198 I just don't understand. 584 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,442 Look, come on, you gotta give me something. 585 00:28:49,444 --> 00:28:51,277 After graduation, I had to get a job 586 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:52,479 that paid enough to put a dent 587 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,313 in my student loans. 588 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,181 This checked off all the boxes. 589 00:28:55,183 --> 00:28:57,117 Okay, well, there are plenty of normal jobs 590 00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:58,051 that pay well, right? 591 00:28:58,053 --> 00:28:59,519 Yeah, not like this. 592 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:01,654 Once I hit a certain number, I'll call it quits. 593 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,490 I've got some ideas of what I want to do, 594 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,125 but for now, this is it. 595 00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:07,093 Number...what kind of number are we talking about? 596 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:11,030 Last year, I made 213,000 tax-free. 597 00:29:11,032 --> 00:29:13,600 I figure at that rate, another 21/2 years 598 00:29:13,602 --> 00:29:17,437 and I'll have the flexibility to do what I want. 599 00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:19,973 Holy shit. 600 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,742 Got to get ready. Don't be so shocked. 601 00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:28,581 So tell me about yourself. Who is Mitchell Cooper? 602 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,250 Can't we just be, like, friends 603 00:29:30,252 --> 00:29:32,018 and, like, hang out and chill and not ask questions? 604 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,954 Hey, asshole. I don't sound like that. 605 00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,456 What do you want to know? 606 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,424 I don't know, anything, whatever. 607 00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:42,195 Just people with normal lives fascinate me. 608 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,665 Normal, is that what you think of me? 609 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,467 Mm, I don't know. 610 00:29:47,469 --> 00:29:48,835 Uh, let's see. 611 00:29:48,837 --> 00:29:52,272 Well, I...I worked at The Los Angeles Review. 612 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:54,974 I mostly wrote for the obituary section. 613 00:29:54,976 --> 00:29:59,112 That's kind of cool in, like, a gothic loner kind of way. 614 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,548 I don't know, I just kind of... 615 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:04,250 kind of enjoyed finding the best possible combination 616 00:30:04,252 --> 00:30:07,487 of words to tell someone's story, you know? 617 00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:09,055 I like it when I read the obituary 618 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,490 and I look at the picture 619 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:13,293 of the person smiling and looking all happy, 620 00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,762 and you forget about the pancreatic cancer 621 00:30:15,764 --> 00:30:17,697 or whatever shit happened. 622 00:30:17,699 --> 00:30:22,302 It's nice. Zip me up? 623 00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:24,571 Um... 624 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,239 yeah, sure. 625 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,941 Sure. 626 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:35,114 ¶ I know ¶ 627 00:30:35,116 --> 00:30:38,184 ¶ Know there's a way ¶ 628 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:43,189 Yeah, well, zipped up. 629 00:30:43,191 --> 00:30:44,257 If you're gonna be seen with me, 630 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,626 I can't have you wearing that. 631 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:50,597 What's wrong with what I'm wearing? 632 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,098 You look like Mr. Rogers. 633 00:30:56,638 --> 00:31:00,440 What the fuck am I wearing? 634 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,774 What? 635 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,509 I look like a band member from Jesse and the Rippers 636 00:31:03,511 --> 00:31:05,311 from Full House, that's what. 637 00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:07,347 I think you look hip and handsome, 638 00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,448 like you belong. 639 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,951 - In a Robin Thicke video. - A little bit. 640 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,120 Well, if you're gonna be seen with me, 641 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,755 this is what you're wearing. 642 00:31:15,757 --> 00:31:17,657 You just get a couple different color T-shirts. 643 00:31:17,659 --> 00:31:18,925 You rotate them around. 644 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:20,860 It'll be like a whole new outfit. 645 00:31:20,862 --> 00:31:22,495 - The chain looks great on you. - I... 646 00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:24,697 It does. 647 00:31:24,699 --> 00:31:26,599 You're gonna wait at the bar until I land a client. 648 00:31:26,601 --> 00:31:28,167 Don't leave. 649 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:30,236 When I do get somebody, I'm gonna go to room 1516. 650 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,171 Just wait in the hall until I'm done. 651 00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:34,173 - Remember, you're a ghost. - Got it. 652 00:31:34,175 --> 00:31:38,978 But if I do summon you, you may engage me. 653 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,315 Engage you? What are you, the NSA? 654 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,017 Do I look like I'm laughing? 655 00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:46,085 On the outside, no, but maybe on the inside? 656 00:31:46,087 --> 00:31:48,554 - No. - Okay. 657 00:31:50,558 --> 00:31:51,925 All right. 658 00:31:51,927 --> 00:31:54,861 Can I have a drink or... 659 00:31:54,863 --> 00:31:58,064 Would you pay to have sex with me? 660 00:31:58,066 --> 00:31:59,999 I thought we've already been through this. 661 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,334 I can't afford you. 662 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:05,305 I know, but, like, am I fucking hot enough? 663 00:32:05,307 --> 00:32:08,641 Oh, even the pros need a pep talk 664 00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:11,911 once in a while, huh? 665 00:32:11,913 --> 00:32:15,882 I mean, yeah, you're hot. 666 00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,586 I understand it's a part of aging, 667 00:32:20,588 --> 00:32:24,357 but I still think of myself as a young guy. 668 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,926 - Oh? - I think it's manly. 669 00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,361 All right, here. 670 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,364 I'll let you feel something that's manly, huh? 671 00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,233 That's funny, but if you try that shit again, 672 00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:35,535 I'm gonna have my guy over there 673 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:40,073 snap off that puny excuse for a dick. 674 00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:41,107 Oh, hey, I was just... 675 00:32:41,109 --> 00:32:43,576 I was just messing around. 676 00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:45,778 Come on, there's no need to get worked up here. 677 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,213 Come on, we're just having drinks. 678 00:32:50,785 --> 00:32:55,188 Fuck yes! Oh! Oh, my God. 679 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,456 Bullshit. 680 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,091 What, you don't think it's possible 681 00:32:58,093 --> 00:32:59,926 for me to enjoy the sex? 682 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:01,527 Not to that degree and certainly not 683 00:33:01,529 --> 00:33:02,662 with a guy like that. 684 00:33:02,664 --> 00:33:04,697 I got to have something for them to come back for. 685 00:33:04,699 --> 00:33:07,033 I mean, it's all about generating regulars. 686 00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:09,202 What, you think those artificial orgasm noises 687 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,837 is what brings them back? 688 00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:12,739 Dude, I get rave reviews. 689 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,608 I'll be sure to check out your Yelp page when I get home. 690 00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:18,478 You should. Five stars. 691 00:33:21,149 --> 00:33:22,582 Who's texting so much? 692 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,850 Girlfriend? 693 00:33:23,852 --> 00:33:26,619 No, just people. 694 00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:29,655 All right, meet me here tomorrow, 10:00 a.m. 695 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:32,992 All right. Hey. 696 00:33:32,994 --> 00:33:37,397 Seriously, thanks for doing this. 697 00:33:37,399 --> 00:33:39,465 Ride's on me. 698 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,172 It's nice of them to give me a complimentary tea. 699 00:33:46,174 --> 00:33:49,042 So do you have a pimp, or do you do all your own bookings? 700 00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:51,210 All generated by yours truly. 701 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:55,281 Ah, an entrepreneur. Why go pimp-less? 702 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,315 They take too much of the pie 703 00:33:56,317 --> 00:33:58,184 for what they're worth. 704 00:33:58,186 --> 00:33:59,585 But isn't it, like, dangerous for you 705 00:33:59,587 --> 00:34:01,421 to be out there all alone? 706 00:34:01,423 --> 00:34:02,855 I'm not gonna answer another question 707 00:34:02,857 --> 00:34:05,324 until you man up and get a pedicure. 708 00:34:05,326 --> 00:34:07,093 No, I'm not...I'm not gonna get a pedicure. 709 00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:08,194 I've never had a pedicure before. 710 00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:09,429 I'm not gonna get a pedicure. 711 00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:11,998 Hey, do manicures come with this? 712 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,200 No, that's extra. Would you like one? 713 00:34:14,202 --> 00:34:16,702 Well, I just figure since we're here. 714 00:34:16,704 --> 00:34:17,703 - Hmm. - Right? 715 00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:18,771 Right. 716 00:34:18,773 --> 00:34:22,542 One-stop shopping sort of thing. 717 00:34:22,544 --> 00:34:24,577 - No polish, though. - No, of course not. 718 00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:25,578 No polish. 719 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,014 Yeah...yeah, it varies 720 00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,650 anywhere from two to eight guys a week. 721 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:32,385 Most of them are regulars. 722 00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:33,753 Wait, let's just back up a little bit. 723 00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:36,222 How do you even get into this in the first place? 724 00:34:36,224 --> 00:34:37,490 Dana had just started working, 725 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,659 and she was making all this money 726 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,361 while I was barely covering the rent from tutoring, 727 00:34:42,363 --> 00:34:45,298 and, um, one night, she took me to a club 728 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,033 and introduced me to her pimp. 729 00:34:47,035 --> 00:34:50,670 Oh, so you did have a pimp at one point? 730 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,739 - Yes! - Fucker. 731 00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,942 - Yeah, for a minute. - Fuck. 732 00:34:59,047 --> 00:35:03,983 Yeah. For a minute. 733 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,152 He gave me the $900 price tag 734 00:35:06,154 --> 00:35:08,521 and called over one of his clients, 735 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,789 and before I knew it, 736 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:12,892 his client came over and pulls out a wad of cash 737 00:35:12,894 --> 00:35:16,362 and, um, puts it right in front of me. 738 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,164 You tell yourself that you would never do something 739 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,234 like that for money, 740 00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:25,304 but when it's staring at you right in the face... 741 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:33,479 Come on, let's play another game. 742 00:35:33,481 --> 00:35:34,614 Let's go. 743 00:35:34,616 --> 00:35:36,516 Yeah, another game where I kick your ass. 744 00:35:36,518 --> 00:35:38,784 All right, this is unfair. I don't have this version. 745 00:35:38,786 --> 00:35:39,852 I've got two years ago. 746 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:44,991 Well, aren't you guys in a celebratory mood? 747 00:35:44,993 --> 00:35:48,060 Celebrating Benny's promotion, huh? 748 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,662 You little prick, right? 749 00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:52,832 Now, I bet he has sucked more dick than you 750 00:35:52,834 --> 00:35:54,567 to get where you are, 751 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:55,668 right there, Benny? 752 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,837 Right? 753 00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:00,139 God, relax, sweet tits, okay? 754 00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:01,941 We're just having some fun, all right? 755 00:36:01,943 --> 00:36:03,576 Let's have another shot. 756 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,245 Hey, you want to move this party upstairs? 757 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,182 Whoa, whoa, group... group table here. 758 00:36:09,184 --> 00:36:11,450 Come on, Warren, man, quit giving her such a hard time. 759 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:13,619 Shut the fuck up, Benny, all right? 760 00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:15,788 Drink your drink, all right? She can take it. 761 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:19,525 She can take pretty much anything I can give her, right? 762 00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:21,794 Huh? Oh! 763 00:36:21,796 --> 00:36:26,666 Ohh, you fucking slut. 764 00:36:26,668 --> 00:36:28,968 You know how many cocks you would have to sit on 765 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:30,236 to pay for a shirt like this? 766 00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:31,437 All right, that's fucking enough. 767 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,240 Mitch. 768 00:36:34,242 --> 00:36:38,044 Uh...something going on over here? 769 00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:39,345 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 770 00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:43,216 Mind your own fucking business, pal, okay? 771 00:36:43,218 --> 00:36:44,650 No, he's not gonna mind his own business 772 00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:45,985 because he's my bodyguard, 773 00:36:45,987 --> 00:36:47,453 and if you don't shut the fuck up, 774 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,388 he's gonna beat the crap out of you. 775 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:53,025 Oh. Wow. 776 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,730 Tough guy, huh? 777 00:37:00,101 --> 00:37:01,801 You heard her. 778 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,069 If you don't shut the fuck up, 779 00:37:03,071 --> 00:37:05,338 I'm gonna beat the crap out of you. 780 00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:10,009 Why don't you get the fuck out of here? 781 00:37:10,011 --> 00:37:12,211 Fuck this. 782 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,358 Wait, wait. 783 00:37:29,364 --> 00:37:31,631 Wait, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. Wait, wait, wait. 784 00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,133 What are you, using me as, like, some sort of pimp or something? 785 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:35,401 Okay, we're using each other. 786 00:37:35,403 --> 00:37:36,936 You get what you want, and I get what I want. 787 00:37:36,938 --> 00:37:38,738 I can't beat up five guys. I'm not Bruce Lee. 788 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,906 They're all talk. They're not gonna actually do anything. 789 00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:42,174 Probably. 790 00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:47,513 Think how great your article will be. 791 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:55,621 Just don't get me killed, okay? 792 00:37:55,623 --> 00:37:56,989 Thanks. 793 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,693 Who keeps texting you? 794 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,794 People text. Friends text. 795 00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:03,162 I'm sure you text. 796 00:38:03,164 --> 00:38:04,163 Yeah, but that's, like, the text frequency 797 00:38:04,165 --> 00:38:06,232 of a very desperate woman. 798 00:38:06,234 --> 00:38:08,167 Hey, we're done here, right? 799 00:38:08,169 --> 00:38:10,469 Yeah, I guess. 800 00:38:10,471 --> 00:38:14,573 All right. I'll see you later. 801 00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:16,375 Just like that? 802 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:21,180 Since when does a pimp have to explain anything to his ho? 803 00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:31,157 ¶ ¶ 804 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,908 Don't stop. Don't stop, don't stop! 805 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:58,978 Like I said, I'm not planning on it. 806 00:40:14,762 --> 00:40:16,962 Fuck. 807 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:20,433 I only caught the end, 808 00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:22,668 but I think you were doing a little too much... 809 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,004 - You followed me. - Yeah, I followed you. 810 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,539 All that text messaging, 811 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,675 you were giving me, like, a creepy drug pin vibe. 812 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:33,512 I needed to know what it was, and now I know. 813 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,047 Oh, a prostitute was worried 814 00:40:35,049 --> 00:40:36,816 about being linked to a seedy underworld. 815 00:40:36,818 --> 00:40:38,717 Yeah, if you're gonna be in charge of my safety, 816 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,719 I need to know that you're not gonna just sketch off 817 00:40:40,721 --> 00:40:43,189 and leave me with a potentially dangerous client. 818 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,657 I thought you said this wasn't gonna be dangerous. 819 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:46,258 It's not gonna be dangerous for you. 820 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,160 I'm a sitting duck out there. 821 00:40:48,162 --> 00:40:50,963 Look, you're my ticket to that job, okay? 822 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,666 I'm not just gonna leave you. 823 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:56,268 - I just wanted to be clear. - We're clear. 824 00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:58,237 Perfect. 825 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,806 How'd you meet her? 826 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:02,241 Who? 827 00:41:02,243 --> 00:41:03,943 The girl you had bent over the bathroom sink. 828 00:41:03,945 --> 00:41:06,245 I'm sure she has a name. 829 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,820 I'm sure she does, 830 00:41:14,822 --> 00:41:17,289 but I don't know it. 831 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,692 Okay, look, that app connected us, all right? 832 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:24,563 What do I care if she's on her shift break? 833 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:27,666 Is this a rare occurrence? 834 00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:29,568 No. 835 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,537 This is fascinating. 836 00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:33,939 Do you get tested? 837 00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:35,174 Often. 838 00:41:35,176 --> 00:41:36,675 What's been your worst scare? 839 00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:37,676 Hep B. 840 00:41:37,678 --> 00:41:39,178 Hep C. 841 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,746 - Seriously? - Seriously. 842 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,615 - But you're all, like... - Yeah, everything's fine, you? 843 00:41:42,617 --> 00:41:45,551 Oh, I'm...I'm fine. But that two-week wait? 844 00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:46,952 Holy shit, right? 845 00:41:46,954 --> 00:41:47,953 I couldn't eat. 846 00:41:47,955 --> 00:41:50,689 I couldn't sleep. 847 00:41:52,493 --> 00:41:55,227 The worst part is going to that clinic 848 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:58,664 and sitting all alone. 849 00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,633 It's awful. 850 00:42:00,635 --> 00:42:04,670 And the place smells like a funeral home. 851 00:42:04,672 --> 00:42:08,040 Yea...the hung poster of the ethnically diverse 852 00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:10,943 STD-free people just kind of smiling there? 853 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,212 Yeah, what the fuck is that about? 854 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,684 Hey, I don't know what you're doing on Sunday, 855 00:42:18,686 --> 00:42:21,887 but I'm heading to my dad's house for dinner, and if... 856 00:42:21,889 --> 00:42:24,623 You want me to meet your family? 857 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,725 Not my fam...I mean, it's just my dad 858 00:42:26,727 --> 00:42:29,495 and my sister, but yeah. 859 00:42:29,497 --> 00:42:31,196 It'd be fun. 860 00:42:31,198 --> 00:42:34,099 What's this really about? 861 00:42:34,101 --> 00:42:35,167 What do you mean? 862 00:42:35,169 --> 00:42:36,235 I thought it was poor form 863 00:42:36,237 --> 00:42:37,636 to bring your work home with you. 864 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:41,807 Well, you're a presentable piece of work. 865 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,476 Okay, look, my family thinks that I'm kind of, 866 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,312 like, a big fuck-up, and, well, 867 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:49,214 you're smart and pretty and personable. 868 00:42:49,216 --> 00:42:51,483 And if I were to bring someone like you home, 869 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:54,520 they'd, you know, think I'm getting my shit together. 870 00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:58,524 You think I'm pretty? 871 00:42:58,526 --> 00:43:00,593 Look, just... 872 00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:02,595 deal or no? 873 00:43:02,597 --> 00:43:05,464 I suppose I'll wear something tasteful 874 00:43:05,466 --> 00:43:08,901 and girlfriend-y, 875 00:43:08,903 --> 00:43:10,135 but I'm not holding your hand, 876 00:43:10,137 --> 00:43:11,737 and you can't call me babe or boo 877 00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:13,172 or anything that starts with a B. 878 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,740 Oh, my God, monkey, you're gonna be great. 879 00:43:14,742 --> 00:43:17,576 Don't even. 880 00:43:19,981 --> 00:43:21,847 With all the time you're spending on this article, 881 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,482 it better be good, man. 882 00:43:23,484 --> 00:43:26,986 It's good, I think. I don't know. 883 00:43:26,988 --> 00:43:30,022 Wow, you sound super confident. 884 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,457 How far into it are you? 885 00:43:31,459 --> 00:43:35,027 It's still in the, uh, researching stage. 886 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,996 You gonna tell me what it's about or what? 887 00:43:36,998 --> 00:43:38,564 Nope. 888 00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:39,765 Why? 889 00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:42,201 You're just gonna be annoying about it. 890 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,737 Am I ever annoying? 891 00:43:44,739 --> 00:43:46,305 All right, fine, it's, um, 892 00:43:46,307 --> 00:43:48,207 just some profile on some girl. 893 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,709 It's nothing. 894 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,412 And she's topical? Why? 895 00:43:53,414 --> 00:43:56,749 Well, uh, she went to Stanford. 896 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:58,517 Second-tier school, but... 897 00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:01,020 And, um, you know, 898 00:44:01,022 --> 00:44:03,288 men pay her for...for sex. 899 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,495 You're doing a profile on a prostitute? 900 00:44:09,497 --> 00:44:11,997 Well, if you want to get technical about it, 901 00:44:11,999 --> 00:44:13,432 I guess, but... 902 00:44:13,434 --> 00:44:15,234 Well, I mean, they do say write what you know. 903 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,369 What are you fucking doing? 904 00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:28,781 ¶ ¶ 905 00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:30,649 All right, this one? 906 00:44:38,192 --> 00:44:41,260 You didn't tell me you were Bruce fucking Wayne. 907 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:45,831 Is this new money, old money? What's going on here? 908 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,400 My dad was a songwriter in the '70s. 909 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:50,602 Probably a bunch of classics that 910 00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:53,672 you've never heard of and none that I care to remember. 911 00:44:57,378 --> 00:44:59,611 Okay. 912 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:06,118 You look like Betty White's granddaughter. 913 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,386 Did you win your chess tournament? 914 00:45:07,388 --> 00:45:10,055 - I did, actually. - I look great. 915 00:45:10,057 --> 00:45:11,523 Shit, how do I address the butler? 916 00:45:11,525 --> 00:45:13,959 - I've never done this. - I don't have a butler. 917 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,627 Em, hey. 918 00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:17,362 I was beginning to think you forgot about me. 919 00:45:17,364 --> 00:45:19,832 - You? Come on. - Hey, I'm Natalie. 920 00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:22,134 Holy shit. You're pretty. 921 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,169 Well, you're adorable yourself, little lady. 922 00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:25,504 This is my sister... 923 00:45:25,506 --> 00:45:29,308 But you're, like, so fucking pretty. 924 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,809 You're, uh, you're so fucking pretty. 925 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,311 I like her. 926 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:39,418 I see Dad's not getting on you about the cursing. 927 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:41,220 If he's gonna make me play JV football, 928 00:45:41,222 --> 00:45:44,990 he's gonna have to deal with the cursing I'm exposed to. 929 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,425 Why is he making you play football? 930 00:45:46,427 --> 00:45:48,093 Because Mitch quit when he was in high school, 931 00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:49,962 and he doesn't want me ending up like him. 932 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:51,396 Why, what's wrong with Mitch? 933 00:45:51,398 --> 00:45:53,532 Dad says he's poor and will continue to be poor 934 00:45:53,534 --> 00:45:56,335 if he keeps working in a dying industry. 935 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,569 Wait here. 936 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,507 Home. I love it. 937 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:05,277 Mitch is here. 938 00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:08,113 He's on to some workout video these days. 939 00:46:12,553 --> 00:46:14,253 Mitchell. 940 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,856 Dad, hey. Good to... 941 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,958 - Ha, yeah. - See you. 942 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,960 Yeah, you too. 943 00:46:21,962 --> 00:46:23,896 You're wearing your contact lenses again, aren't you? 944 00:46:23,898 --> 00:46:25,197 Yeah. 945 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:28,500 You look a lot less anal without your glasses. 946 00:46:28,502 --> 00:46:31,103 Thank you, I think. 947 00:46:31,105 --> 00:46:32,471 And this must be? 948 00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:33,472 I'm Natalie. 949 00:46:33,474 --> 00:46:35,641 Gorgeous, just gorgeous. 950 00:46:35,643 --> 00:46:37,910 - I'm Charles. - You have a beautiful home. 951 00:46:37,912 --> 00:46:39,344 Eh, it's all right. 952 00:46:39,346 --> 00:46:41,313 It's been a while since Mitchell 953 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:42,981 brought a girlfriend around here. 954 00:46:42,983 --> 00:46:45,551 How long you two been dating? 955 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:48,187 - Uh, four... - Six... 956 00:46:48,189 --> 00:46:49,288 Four to six months. 957 00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:50,389 We...we average it out to five. 958 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,957 The beginning is always weird. 959 00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:53,525 Does it start with the first text message, 960 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:54,326 the first kiss? 961 00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:56,295 First kiss. Totes. 962 00:46:56,297 --> 00:46:58,463 Totes. Monkey, why don't you write that down? 963 00:46:58,465 --> 00:47:00,332 First kiss. 964 00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:03,402 Stanford? That's impressive. 965 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:06,672 I knew a girl from Stanford once. 966 00:47:06,674 --> 00:47:09,174 Twice, actually. 967 00:47:09,176 --> 00:47:11,777 Natalie's running her own tutoring business. 968 00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:13,245 Can you tutor me in biology? 969 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,513 My teacher's got it out for me. 970 00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:17,115 - She's a grade-A cunt. - Language. 971 00:47:17,117 --> 00:47:19,251 JV football. 972 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:21,420 I wish I could, but I only teach math. 973 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:23,689 Ha, Mitchell was never any good at math. 974 00:47:23,691 --> 00:47:25,123 Emily here's a whiz. 975 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,526 Look at that, ten minutes before putting me down. 976 00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:28,861 That's a new record. 977 00:47:28,863 --> 00:47:31,163 Not everybody is good at the same things, Mitchell. 978 00:47:31,165 --> 00:47:33,165 Dad doesn't think Mitch applies himself and says 979 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,468 he looks to blame other people for his problems. 980 00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,804 I think Mitch is gonna be just fine. 981 00:47:38,806 --> 00:47:40,005 I've actually been reading the article 982 00:47:40,007 --> 00:47:41,240 that he's writing for that magazine, 983 00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:43,775 and it's really good. 984 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,344 He's a great writer. 985 00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:47,412 Well, that's great news, Mitchell. 986 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:48,947 What's it about? 987 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,984 The article, uh, it's, um... 988 00:47:51,986 --> 00:47:55,420 Well, you know when, um... 989 00:47:55,422 --> 00:47:59,424 How...how would I describe this? 990 00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:03,795 It's about me and my business. 991 00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:04,997 The learning habits of children 992 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:08,033 and what motivates them and such. 993 00:48:08,035 --> 00:48:10,402 Wow, can't wait to read that one. 994 00:48:10,404 --> 00:48:11,670 No offense. 995 00:48:11,672 --> 00:48:13,705 Yeah, no disrespect to your profession, Natalie, 996 00:48:13,707 --> 00:48:16,208 but it seems like if this is a one-shot audition thing, 997 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:17,876 why not just do something a little more, 998 00:48:17,878 --> 00:48:20,212 I don't know, risqué? 999 00:48:20,214 --> 00:48:22,047 Oh, I have a feeling if the article gets published, 1000 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:24,650 the risqué will pop out. 1001 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:34,159 Yeah? 1002 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:38,196 - Hey. - Hey. 1003 00:48:38,198 --> 00:48:39,531 She's pretty great, huh? 1004 00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:42,334 Yeah, you might want to hang on to that one. 1005 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,069 Yeah. 1006 00:48:44,071 --> 00:48:47,005 Hey, do you mind if I... 1007 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,975 Uh...sure. 1008 00:48:49,977 --> 00:48:52,411 What can I do for you? 1009 00:48:55,783 --> 00:49:00,118 So you remember last week? 1010 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,654 Do you remember last week when I was short on rent? 1011 00:49:02,656 --> 00:49:04,756 Well, since I'm not gonna find out about this article 1012 00:49:04,758 --> 00:49:07,826 for a few more weeks, I'm gonna be short next week too. 1013 00:49:07,828 --> 00:49:09,861 Mitchell, you know that I don't mind helping you out, 1014 00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:11,496 even though my therapist is begging me 1015 00:49:11,498 --> 00:49:12,597 to stop enabling you. 1016 00:49:12,599 --> 00:49:14,066 Well, it's just until I get this job, 1017 00:49:14,068 --> 00:49:15,600 and by the way, it's looking good, 1018 00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:17,836 so I'm sure your therapist would be fine with that. 1019 00:49:17,838 --> 00:49:20,238 It's not just Dr. Polanski. 1020 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,640 No? 1021 00:49:24,445 --> 00:49:26,745 - It's Krystal as well. - Who's Krystal? 1022 00:49:26,747 --> 00:49:28,580 - She's my astrologist. - I'm sorry, your what? 1023 00:49:28,582 --> 00:49:29,915 My astrologist. 1024 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:33,785 She says when Mercury is in retrograde, 1025 00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:34,886 like it is right now, 1026 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,555 I can't do anything financial. 1027 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,690 In fact, she's instructed me to freeze all my accounts 1028 00:49:38,692 --> 00:49:40,158 for the month. 1029 00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:45,664 Dad, th... 1030 00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:49,701 this is the last time, I swear. 1031 00:49:49,703 --> 00:49:53,638 Mitchell, I'm sorry. I wish I could help you out. 1032 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,142 Retrograde is retrograde. 1033 00:49:57,144 --> 00:49:59,678 Right, uh, retrograde. 1034 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,179 Yeah. 1035 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,918 Okay, Dad. 1036 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,420 Oh, have you gone to any of those meetings 1037 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,489 that Dr. Polanski suggested for the sex thing? 1038 00:50:10,491 --> 00:50:12,657 - No, I didn't. - You really might want to go. 1039 00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,159 He can help you. 1040 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,461 - 31/2. - Can you do that? 1041 00:50:16,463 --> 00:50:18,430 Okay, no big. 1042 00:50:22,202 --> 00:50:24,569 Hey, just text us when you get picked up, all right? 1043 00:50:24,571 --> 00:50:27,639 I'll get a ride home from one of the girls. 1044 00:50:27,641 --> 00:50:30,275 - Have fun. - Thanks. 1045 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,711 Hey, thanks for being so cool at dinner tonight. 1046 00:50:32,713 --> 00:50:36,048 I know my dad can be a little much. 1047 00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:38,483 No, they're cool. 1048 00:50:38,485 --> 00:50:39,584 I had fun. 1049 00:50:39,586 --> 00:50:41,453 Although, if you do get this job, 1050 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,656 don't tell your dad that I'm your prostitute muse. 1051 00:50:44,658 --> 00:50:46,191 It'll break his heart. 1052 00:50:46,193 --> 00:50:49,294 I really think he likes you. 1053 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:52,798 I know. 1054 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,969 So, uh...you probably want to go home now. 1055 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:59,404 What, are you kicking me out? 1056 00:50:59,406 --> 00:51:02,374 No, no, I'm just saying here's your out, 1057 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:04,543 if you want it. 1058 00:51:04,545 --> 00:51:07,446 Yeah, what I want to do is I want to drink wine 1059 00:51:07,448 --> 00:51:10,048 on the porch of that giant fucking Scarface mansion. 1060 00:51:10,050 --> 00:51:11,716 That's what I want to do. 1061 00:51:11,718 --> 00:51:14,286 Then let's do that. 1062 00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:17,656 Why do you go to a bar to pick up guys? 1063 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,391 Why don't you have, like, an online profile? 1064 00:51:19,393 --> 00:51:21,126 I'm not a fan of the Internet. 1065 00:51:21,128 --> 00:51:22,828 That's trending downwards anyway, 1066 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:26,364 so I wouldn't worry about it. 1067 00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:29,201 No, really, why are you an escort? 1068 00:51:29,203 --> 00:51:30,368 And I don't want to hear any bullshit 1069 00:51:30,370 --> 00:51:32,204 about how bad the economy is. 1070 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:36,942 You could do anything you want. 1071 00:51:36,944 --> 00:51:38,910 - I can't get a job. - Bullshit. 1072 00:51:38,912 --> 00:51:40,946 I don't believe that. 1073 00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:46,251 Okay, look, this is off the record. 1074 00:51:46,253 --> 00:51:48,920 - Okay. - No, I'm serious. 1075 00:51:48,922 --> 00:51:50,989 You cannot put this in the article. 1076 00:51:50,991 --> 00:51:52,557 Okay. 1077 00:52:02,469 --> 00:52:04,169 When I was a senior in college, 1078 00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:06,404 I made a list of the guys 1079 00:52:06,406 --> 00:52:07,973 that I had sex with in school, 1080 00:52:07,975 --> 00:52:11,109 and I put it into this PowerPoint presentation 1081 00:52:11,111 --> 00:52:14,112 with pictures and things like dick size estimates, 1082 00:52:14,114 --> 00:52:16,281 and, I mean, it was awesome. 1083 00:52:16,283 --> 00:52:17,549 And I forwarded it to a bunch 1084 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:20,485 of my girlfriends as a stupid joke. 1085 00:52:20,487 --> 00:52:24,456 Was there, like, a lot of guys on this list? 1086 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,358 What's a lot? 1087 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:31,897 I don't know, like, 20s, 30...9... 1088 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,500 There was a lot. 1089 00:52:35,502 --> 00:52:36,968 I was in college. 1090 00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:38,570 I enjoy sex, and I don't think 1091 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,640 that that is anything to be ashamed of. 1092 00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:46,678 But one of my asshole friends 1093 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,014 decides to forward it to one of her guy friends, 1094 00:52:49,016 --> 00:52:50,949 who forwards it to one of his guy friends, 1095 00:52:50,951 --> 00:52:52,617 and before you know it, 1096 00:52:52,619 --> 00:52:56,354 it's hit all the major blogs, The Huffington Post. 1097 00:52:56,356 --> 00:52:59,257 Piers Morgan was gracious enough 1098 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:02,260 to use me as an example on CNN 1099 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,297 in supporting his claim that our selfie generation 1100 00:53:05,299 --> 00:53:07,532 is the demise of civilization 1101 00:53:07,534 --> 00:53:10,135 as we know it. 1102 00:53:10,137 --> 00:53:11,903 I remember reading about this. 1103 00:53:11,905 --> 00:53:13,672 - That was me. - That's you? 1104 00:53:13,674 --> 00:53:16,975 That's me. 1105 00:53:16,977 --> 00:53:18,743 Try getting a job when every Google search 1106 00:53:18,745 --> 00:53:22,614 of your name has the word "whore" next to it. 1107 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,918 I figure, if I'm gonna be called a whore, 1108 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,654 I might as well get paid like one. 1109 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,227 I'm sorry. 1110 00:53:37,231 --> 00:53:39,364 Yeah. 1111 00:53:39,366 --> 00:53:42,334 Everybody's got something, I guess. 1112 00:53:42,336 --> 00:53:44,436 No, but that's, like, a big something. 1113 00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:46,471 Thanks, dick. 1114 00:53:51,011 --> 00:53:52,644 - What's up? - Oh, shit. 1115 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,513 Uh, we got to go pick up Emily. 1116 00:54:00,087 --> 00:54:02,654 - What the... - What happened? 1117 00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:09,661 The girls wouldn't stop calling me Ice Box, 1118 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,796 and now I feel sick too. 1119 00:54:11,798 --> 00:54:12,931 I just want to go home. 1120 00:54:12,933 --> 00:54:14,065 They called you what? 1121 00:54:14,067 --> 00:54:15,934 Ice Box, the girl who plays football 1122 00:54:15,936 --> 00:54:18,003 in the Little Giants. 1123 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:21,273 Little Giants, that's pretty funny. 1124 00:54:21,275 --> 00:54:23,275 No, it's not funny at all. 1125 00:54:23,277 --> 00:54:24,809 Why are they so mean to me? 1126 00:54:24,811 --> 00:54:26,344 - What did I do wrong? - You know what? 1127 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,413 I'm gonna say something. Nobody bullies my little sister. 1128 00:54:28,415 --> 00:54:30,148 - No, I got this. - No, you don't have to. 1129 00:54:30,150 --> 00:54:32,717 No, I got this. 1130 00:54:35,722 --> 00:54:41,059 ¶ ¶ 1131 00:54:41,061 --> 00:54:43,795 She looks like one tough motherfucker. 1132 00:54:43,797 --> 00:54:47,299 Language. But yeah. 1133 00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:55,240 ¶ ¶ 1134 00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:56,675 You're not what I expected. 1135 00:54:56,677 --> 00:54:57,976 - Oh, shit. - What? 1136 00:54:57,978 --> 00:54:59,044 That's the wrong house. 1137 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,445 Listen, you little bitch, 1138 00:55:00,447 --> 00:55:02,013 I knew girls like you in high school, 1139 00:55:02,015 --> 00:55:03,014 and you know what happened to them? 1140 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:05,283 Come on. 1141 00:55:05,285 --> 00:55:07,085 You better get your shit together 1142 00:55:07,087 --> 00:55:08,119 and stop picking on other girls. 1143 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,522 You don't make yourself taller 1144 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,590 by standing on the toes of others, got it? 1145 00:55:12,592 --> 00:55:13,892 Dad? 1146 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,461 Yeah, go ahead. Call your daddy. 1147 00:55:16,463 --> 00:55:18,763 I'd like to have a word with him too. 1148 00:55:20,367 --> 00:55:21,700 What? 1149 00:55:21,702 --> 00:55:23,668 Hey, you're at the wrong house. Get back to the car. 1150 00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:24,936 Wrong house, get back to the car. 1151 00:55:24,938 --> 00:55:26,438 Let's go. 1152 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,975 ¶ ¶ 1153 00:55:30,977 --> 00:55:32,510 You couldn't get in the driver's seat? 1154 00:55:32,512 --> 00:55:34,245 My license expired five years ago. 1155 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:35,647 - Hurry, hurry, hurry. - I'm going. 1156 00:55:35,649 --> 00:55:37,482 Got a ponytail and everything. Let's go. 1157 00:55:37,484 --> 00:55:40,118 Why do I have to be the getaway driver? 1158 00:55:47,461 --> 00:55:49,761 Don't let those girls get to you. 1159 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,363 I wish it were that easy. 1160 00:55:51,365 --> 00:55:53,064 They're threatened by you. 1161 00:55:53,066 --> 00:55:54,532 You're on the football team, getting to spend 1162 00:55:54,534 --> 00:55:56,768 all that intimate time with all the cute guys 1163 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,937 that they have crushes on. 1164 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,338 And they're not confident, 1165 00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:04,876 so they try and make you feel as sad as they do. 1166 00:56:04,878 --> 00:56:06,478 You really think that? 1167 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,515 Yup, and if you let them get to you, 1168 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:13,485 then they've won. 1169 00:56:24,931 --> 00:56:27,031 Do you want to go to my bedroom? 1170 00:56:27,033 --> 00:56:29,067 My bedroom's upstairs, if you want to go to sleep. 1171 00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:31,369 Your bedroom's upstairs? Is that what you said? 1172 00:56:31,371 --> 00:56:33,605 Yeah, you can sleep up there. I'll sleep here on the couch. 1173 00:56:33,607 --> 00:56:35,306 Look, we have to sleep in the same bedroom 1174 00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:37,876 if your dad's gonna think we're dating. 1175 00:56:37,878 --> 00:56:39,411 I'm being a gentleman. 1176 00:56:39,413 --> 00:56:41,379 Don't be weird. 1177 00:56:41,381 --> 00:56:43,081 - I am not being weird. - You're totally being weird. 1178 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:46,384 - I'm not being weird. - Okay, shh. 1179 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,399 You need help there, Shrek? 1180 00:57:08,308 --> 00:57:11,476 That was really sweet, what you did for Emily tonight. 1181 00:57:11,478 --> 00:57:14,412 Even if it meant making a harmless girl cry. 1182 00:57:14,414 --> 00:57:17,649 There are no harmless high school girls. 1183 00:57:17,651 --> 00:57:20,885 You really took charge. 1184 00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,353 Sometimes you got to read a situation 1185 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:26,958 and take the bull by the horns. 1186 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,426 When was the last time you kissed a guy off the job? 1187 00:57:28,428 --> 00:57:30,428 I don't kiss guys on the job. 1188 00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:33,698 When was your last kiss? 1189 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:38,002 I don't know, it's been a while. 1190 00:57:38,004 --> 00:57:42,807 Any new techniques I should know about? 1191 00:57:42,809 --> 00:57:44,309 ¶ So you're there ¶ 1192 00:57:44,311 --> 00:57:50,048 ¶ From the mirror's other side ¶ 1193 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:54,853 ¶ So you can feel truth see ¶ 1194 00:57:54,855 --> 00:57:59,691 ¶ Through you ¶ 1195 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,427 ¶ Come inside ¶ 1196 00:58:02,429 --> 00:58:03,995 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1197 00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:05,163 - See you later? - Yeah. 1198 00:58:05,165 --> 00:58:08,399 ¶ Your wounds will heal ¶ 1199 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,134 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1200 00:58:10,136 --> 00:58:13,037 ¶ And all is revealed ¶ 1201 00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:14,472 Hey, Mitch. 1202 00:58:14,474 --> 00:58:18,176 ¶ But what would we know of the sentient life? ¶ 1203 00:58:18,178 --> 00:58:20,845 I want you to have this. 1204 00:58:20,847 --> 00:58:22,113 What is it? 1205 00:58:22,115 --> 00:58:23,581 I overheard your conversation with your dad. 1206 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,351 - No, I-I can't take this. - No, no, take it. 1207 00:58:26,353 --> 00:58:28,786 You'll pay me back after you get your new job. 1208 00:58:28,788 --> 00:58:32,257 ¶ From the mirror's other side ¶ 1209 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,959 Just take it. 1210 00:58:34,961 --> 00:58:37,095 ¶ So you can feel ¶ 1211 00:58:39,533 --> 00:58:43,368 Uh, what... hey, so what are you doing now? 1212 00:58:43,370 --> 00:58:46,971 Uh, run home and then I have an appointment at the clinic, 1213 00:58:46,973 --> 00:58:48,540 you know, the one over on Grand Avenue? 1214 00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:50,174 Yeah, yeah, I like that one. 1215 00:58:50,176 --> 00:58:51,509 Comfortable waiting room chairs over there. 1216 00:58:51,511 --> 00:58:53,478 Yeah, they're a little worn for my liking, 1217 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,647 but it's not as bad as the one on Wilshire. 1218 00:58:55,649 --> 00:58:57,649 No, those are bad. 1219 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:03,821 - Um... - Go already. 1220 00:59:03,823 --> 00:59:06,024 Hey, uh... 1221 00:59:08,261 --> 00:59:10,495 Thank you. 1222 00:59:10,497 --> 00:59:15,099 ¶ It only wants, it only wants us all ¶ 1223 00:59:18,038 --> 00:59:21,472 ¶ Come inside ¶ 1224 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,141 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1225 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:26,878 ¶ So we can feel ¶ 1226 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,780 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1227 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:32,550 ¶ That all is revealed ¶ 1228 00:59:32,552 --> 00:59:35,019 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1229 00:59:37,557 --> 00:59:40,858 ¶ Come inside ¶ 1230 00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:42,694 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1231 00:59:42,696 --> 00:59:46,464 ¶ So we can feel ¶ 1232 00:59:46,466 --> 00:59:48,232 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1233 00:59:48,234 --> 00:59:52,503 ¶ Your heart out of steel ¶ 1234 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:58,142 ¶ But what would we know of the sentient life? ¶ 1235 00:59:58,144 --> 01:00:03,548 ¶ We only know, we only know a lie ¶ 1236 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:09,253 ¶ It only wants, it only wants us all ¶ 1237 01:00:15,161 --> 01:00:17,495 Can I read that when you're done? 1238 01:00:17,497 --> 01:00:20,031 What are you doing here? 1239 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,735 You said how much you hated these places, so... 1240 01:00:23,737 --> 01:00:26,604 I didn't want you to be alone. 1241 01:00:32,245 --> 01:00:35,647 What is... This looks depressing. 1242 01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:44,756 How long you been here? 1243 01:00:44,758 --> 01:00:46,724 Hours. 1244 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,426 Hitting the clinic, huh? 1245 01:00:48,428 --> 01:00:52,563 Quite a thoughtful gesture for a work associate. 1246 01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:56,634 I'm a...I'm a good friend, you know? 1247 01:00:56,636 --> 01:00:59,837 I'm helping you build this desk, aren't I? 1248 01:00:59,839 --> 01:01:02,807 Yeah. Your dad know about this escort? 1249 01:01:02,809 --> 01:01:04,308 He's met her, yeah, 1250 01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:07,879 but he...he doesn't, like, know what she does. 1251 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:09,480 And you're not gonna tell him. 1252 01:01:09,482 --> 01:01:11,416 Nothing to tell if nothing's going on, right? 1253 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,151 Look, man, I can just talk to her about things 1254 01:01:13,153 --> 01:01:14,786 that I can't talk about with just anyone. 1255 01:01:14,788 --> 01:01:17,355 What's that mean, you can't talk to me about stuff? 1256 01:01:17,357 --> 01:01:19,724 She doesn't judge me, man. 1257 01:01:19,726 --> 01:01:21,726 Mitch, I don't judge. 1258 01:01:21,728 --> 01:01:23,394 I observe, 1259 01:01:23,396 --> 01:01:25,296 and I think it's great that you got a new buddy, 1260 01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:27,265 but why not bond with someone 1261 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:30,201 who's into World of Warcraft or Sudoku or water parks? 1262 01:01:30,203 --> 01:01:34,138 Anything other than sex with dudes for money. 1263 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:35,540 That's dangerous. 1264 01:01:35,542 --> 01:01:37,275 What are you... why are you standing? 1265 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:39,644 You call me over here to help you build a desk, 1266 01:01:39,646 --> 01:01:40,845 and I'm doing all the work. 1267 01:01:40,847 --> 01:01:42,380 I help you sometimes. 1268 01:01:42,382 --> 01:01:43,514 When? 1269 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:45,850 Like last week, I gave you a fully loaded iPod. 1270 01:01:45,852 --> 01:01:47,151 That was a first generation 1271 01:01:47,153 --> 01:01:48,753 with a bunch of Celtic music on it. 1272 01:01:48,755 --> 01:01:50,221 I don't even know what I'm gonna do with that. 1273 01:01:50,223 --> 01:01:52,056 Listen to it. Go for a fucking jog. 1274 01:01:52,058 --> 01:01:54,492 - I ca... - It's very rousing music. 1275 01:01:54,494 --> 01:01:55,893 - Where are you going? - You know what? 1276 01:01:55,895 --> 01:01:57,228 Like, every time we hang out, 1277 01:01:57,230 --> 01:01:59,297 all you do is just point out my problems. 1278 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,799 Well, here's your problem, man. You're an asshole. 1279 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:04,836 I don't feel the need to tell you that every single day. 1280 01:02:04,838 --> 01:02:08,106 No...Mitch. 1281 01:02:08,108 --> 01:02:10,308 I can't do these kinds of things! 1282 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:17,348 ¶ ¶ 1283 01:02:19,285 --> 01:02:21,586 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah. 1284 01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:32,396 ¶ ¶ 1285 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:49,981 What is this? 1286 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:52,083 Uh, why don't you have a seat, Mitch? 1287 01:02:52,085 --> 01:02:55,086 We just want to talk to you. 1288 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:56,788 Uh, about what? 1289 01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:58,823 Mitch, take seat. 1290 01:02:58,825 --> 01:03:00,525 Or you can stand, if you're more comfortable like that. 1291 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:04,695 This is... this is for you, so... 1292 01:03:04,697 --> 01:03:07,398 Why is Junior here? Why...why is my landlord here? 1293 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,134 They needed me for unlock apartment. 1294 01:03:10,136 --> 01:03:13,204 I ask what for. They tell me. 1295 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:16,140 I am here to support. 1296 01:03:16,142 --> 01:03:17,275 What did they tell you? 1297 01:03:17,277 --> 01:03:18,676 That you have a problem 1298 01:03:18,678 --> 01:03:20,711 that's been taking over your life for years. 1299 01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:24,448 Even though you think you don't hurt people, you do. 1300 01:03:25,652 --> 01:03:28,686 So, JP, you've staged an intervention? 1301 01:03:28,688 --> 01:03:30,254 There...there's four people here. 1302 01:03:30,256 --> 01:03:32,490 Typically there... there's more than four. 1303 01:03:32,492 --> 01:03:34,592 Well, that's...that's part of the problem. 1304 01:03:34,594 --> 01:03:37,395 These are the only people that cared enough to show up. 1305 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:38,996 You couldn't even get Allie here? 1306 01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:40,832 No, Thursday tennis lessons 1307 01:03:40,834 --> 01:03:42,967 that she missed last week, which turned into this thing... 1308 01:03:42,969 --> 01:03:47,138 JP told me about the sex app thing or whatever. 1309 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:49,907 This is just getting out of hand, son. 1310 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:53,211 Mitch, you have to stop the drinking. 1311 01:03:53,213 --> 01:03:56,781 It hurts the people you love who love you back so much. 1312 01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,083 I'm, uh, not an alcoholic. 1313 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:02,186 Drugs. That's even worse. 1314 01:04:02,188 --> 01:04:05,923 - My son is addicted to sex. - What? 1315 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,425 I think we got it from here, bud. 1316 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:09,393 Thank you. 1317 01:04:09,395 --> 01:04:12,263 Son, I think it's time that you get serious 1318 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,198 about getting some real help. 1319 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,902 I'm sorry, you say he's addicted to sex 1320 01:04:17,904 --> 01:04:19,937 as if it's a bad thing? 1321 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,472 We all care about you, Mitch. 1322 01:04:21,474 --> 01:04:24,976 We all just want to see you get better. 1323 01:04:24,978 --> 01:04:28,079 Em, what have I ever done to you? 1324 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:29,747 Whenever I have plans to visit you, 1325 01:04:29,749 --> 01:04:31,616 you cancel last minute. 1326 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,953 You've been home, like, four weekends in the past two years. 1327 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,421 You always say you're there for me, 1328 01:04:37,423 --> 01:04:40,224 but you're never actually there. 1329 01:04:40,226 --> 01:04:43,160 Mitchell, it doesn't matter how you ended up here. 1330 01:04:43,162 --> 01:04:46,931 The important thing is where you go from here. 1331 01:04:46,933 --> 01:04:48,232 How I ended up here? 1332 01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:50,101 You want to use this weak-ass intervention 1333 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,203 to figure out how I ended up here? 1334 01:04:52,205 --> 01:04:56,207 - Krystal says... - Fuck Krystal. 1335 01:04:56,209 --> 01:04:59,343 Hell, I'm surprised you're even here. 1336 01:04:59,345 --> 01:05:01,779 Shouldn't you be out walking the Great Wall 1337 01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:06,584 or hanging out with some energy healing voodoo master? 1338 01:05:06,586 --> 01:05:07,885 But you know what I do remember? 1339 01:05:07,887 --> 01:05:11,822 I remember my high school graduation, 1340 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:15,126 you not being there 'cause you had fucking Burning Man. 1341 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,697 - No, Mitch... - This is bullshit, JP. 1342 01:05:19,699 --> 01:05:22,166 - Mitch? - Come on, man. 1343 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,402 We didn't even...this was just the intro part. 1344 01:05:24,404 --> 01:05:27,204 This sex app... how you search? 1345 01:05:27,206 --> 01:05:28,839 Sex? Sex app? Just... 1346 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,541 No, you just... you have a ton of apps. 1347 01:05:30,543 --> 01:05:31,575 I know. 1348 01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:42,586 ¶ ¶ 1349 01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,859 All right, I'm gonna head out there. 1350 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:51,128 I'm here if you need me. 1351 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:57,268 All right. What is the deal? 1352 01:05:58,905 --> 01:06:00,838 What? Nothing. 1353 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,106 Nothing? 1354 01:06:02,108 --> 01:06:03,341 You were acting weird on the way over here, 1355 01:06:03,343 --> 01:06:06,644 and now you're not even looking at me. 1356 01:06:06,646 --> 01:06:08,579 I'm fine. 1357 01:06:11,684 --> 01:06:16,587 Does this have anything to do with the other night? 1358 01:06:16,589 --> 01:06:18,990 I don't give a shit about that. 1359 01:07:02,969 --> 01:07:05,202 Hey, I...I said not on the lips. 1360 01:07:05,204 --> 01:07:09,073 I said not on the lips. 1361 01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:15,046 Hey. I can't. 1362 01:07:20,586 --> 01:07:22,453 - Just... - Hey. 1363 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,289 Jesus, the waiters here get creepier every day. 1364 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,490 Mitch, I can handle this, okay? 1365 01:07:26,492 --> 01:07:27,458 Wait, you know this guy? 1366 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,759 Hey, buddy, I think you better leave. 1367 01:07:28,761 --> 01:07:29,927 Look, I've got a better idea. 1368 01:07:29,929 --> 01:07:32,463 Maybe you and your faggot necklace 1369 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,331 could get the fuck out of my face, 1370 01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:36,500 and later on I'll take a picture of me fucking your friend, 1371 01:07:36,502 --> 01:07:38,035 so you have something to jerk off to. 1372 01:07:38,037 --> 01:07:41,539 Hey. Mitch, stop it! 1373 01:07:41,541 --> 01:07:42,773 Stop it! Mitch! 1374 01:07:42,775 --> 01:07:45,276 Hey, hey! 1375 01:07:45,278 --> 01:07:46,644 Get the fuck out of here! 1376 01:07:50,917 --> 01:07:52,450 ¶ ¶ 1377 01:07:59,592 --> 01:08:00,891 ¶ All that's gone ¶ 1378 01:08:00,893 --> 01:08:03,060 ¶ And there's nothing left ¶ 1379 01:08:03,062 --> 01:08:05,796 ¶ Nothing left for me ¶ 1380 01:08:05,798 --> 01:08:07,731 ¶ But bitterness ¶ 1381 01:08:07,733 --> 01:08:09,767 ¶ Frustration ¶ 1382 01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:12,169 ¶ False relation ¶ 1383 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,504 You know, you should really lock your door 1384 01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:17,108 if you don't want people barging in. 1385 01:08:17,110 --> 01:08:19,577 Since when do you give a shit about protecting me? 1386 01:08:19,579 --> 01:08:22,146 That's what you wanted, right? You wanted protection. 1387 01:08:22,148 --> 01:08:23,414 You wanted someone to care about you, 1388 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:24,782 so that's exactly what I gave you. 1389 01:08:24,784 --> 01:08:26,150 Oh, don't give me that. 1390 01:08:26,152 --> 01:08:28,319 You're using me just like everybody else does, 1391 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:29,820 but it's for your magazine article 1392 01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:31,555 and to con your Dad into giving you money. 1393 01:08:31,557 --> 01:08:32,890 And you're perfect? 1394 01:08:32,892 --> 01:08:34,325 You became a hooker because you bragged 1395 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:37,128 about fucking a bunch of guys in college. 1396 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,899 You know, you could say that Victoria's 1397 01:08:41,901 --> 01:08:44,435 just a character that you play, 1398 01:08:44,437 --> 01:08:46,937 but you like this job. 1399 01:08:46,939 --> 01:08:48,506 You revel in it. 1400 01:08:48,508 --> 01:08:51,675 You're comfortable in it because you're in control. 1401 01:08:51,677 --> 01:08:53,611 You dictate the terms. 1402 01:08:53,613 --> 01:08:55,279 You don't have to worry about being rejected 1403 01:08:55,281 --> 01:08:56,647 by a bunch of guys who just want 1404 01:08:56,649 --> 01:08:59,650 to come all over you. 1405 01:08:59,652 --> 01:09:01,152 And you're just a sad person 1406 01:09:01,154 --> 01:09:03,921 who revels in his own self-loathing. 1407 01:09:03,923 --> 01:09:06,157 I'll end the debate for you right now, Mitch. 1408 01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:07,892 You're not a sex addict. 1409 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,894 You're just an emotionally crippled child 1410 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,762 with low self-esteem who uses sex 1411 01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:13,330 to numb his feelings. 1412 01:09:13,332 --> 01:09:16,467 Your problem isn't sex. Your problem is reality. 1413 01:09:16,469 --> 01:09:19,970 Sex is just your pathetic fucking Band-Aid. 1414 01:09:29,682 --> 01:09:37,888 ¶ ¶ 1415 01:09:56,709 --> 01:10:00,644 ¶ You exhaust me you know ¶ 1416 01:10:00,646 --> 01:10:05,683 ¶ Bellowing black exhaust pipe smoke ¶ 1417 01:10:05,685 --> 01:10:07,885 ¶ And the smut won't wash ¶ 1418 01:10:07,887 --> 01:10:12,022 ¶ From this unsuitable immigrant skin ¶ 1419 01:10:14,694 --> 01:10:18,529 ¶ Such a villainous grace ¶ 1420 01:10:18,531 --> 01:10:23,467 ¶ I don't know what you've done to your face ¶ 1421 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:26,337 ¶ Some nights I can't figure out ¶ 1422 01:10:26,339 --> 01:10:30,074 ¶ Quite where your heart is ¶ 1423 01:10:38,884 --> 01:10:43,454 ¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶ 1424 01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:53,264 ¶ No more trouble or red lights ¶ 1425 01:10:56,302 --> 01:11:01,338 ¶ I can learn to love you in due time ¶ 1426 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:06,143 ¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶ 1427 01:11:08,981 --> 01:11:12,216 You asked me for an opportunity. 1428 01:11:12,218 --> 01:11:15,152 I didn't have to give you a chance, and I did, 1429 01:11:15,154 --> 01:11:17,054 and now you're telling me you have this great story 1430 01:11:17,056 --> 01:11:19,923 and you can't write it? 1431 01:11:19,925 --> 01:11:22,593 I guess that's accurate, yeah. 1432 01:11:22,595 --> 01:11:26,997 Huh. Okay. 1433 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:28,766 That's it? You're not mad? 1434 01:11:28,768 --> 01:11:30,067 Mad? Fuck do I care? 1435 01:11:30,069 --> 01:11:31,302 I've got two writers out there 1436 01:11:31,304 --> 01:11:33,037 who'd club a baby seal for the job. 1437 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,072 Well, look, I could write something else. 1438 01:11:35,074 --> 01:11:36,507 I'd just need a little bit more time. 1439 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:39,410 I make my decision at the end of the week. 1440 01:11:39,412 --> 01:11:41,078 Oh. 1441 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:47,718 All right, well, uh, thanks for the opportunity. 1442 01:11:50,323 --> 01:11:53,190 Hey, it's none of my business, 1443 01:11:53,192 --> 01:11:55,793 but when you came in here, you were hungry. 1444 01:11:55,795 --> 01:11:56,994 You were inspired. 1445 01:11:56,996 --> 01:11:59,263 I mean, you really wanted this job. 1446 01:11:59,265 --> 01:12:01,865 It's, what, just not important to you anymore? 1447 01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:03,967 No, it still is. 1448 01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:07,104 If you are a journalist, you write. 1449 01:12:07,106 --> 01:12:11,175 If you can do anything else, you do anything else. 1450 01:12:11,177 --> 01:12:13,210 If you're stuck, go back to the heart. 1451 01:12:13,212 --> 01:12:15,379 Go back to what inspired you in the first place, you know, 1452 01:12:15,381 --> 01:12:16,680 what really got you... 1453 01:12:16,682 --> 01:12:17,848 Oh, I've got to take this. 1454 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:21,285 David. Hi, any news? 1455 01:12:21,287 --> 01:12:22,686 Damn. 1456 01:12:22,688 --> 01:12:25,956 Okay. Um, yeah. 1457 01:12:42,241 --> 01:12:50,247 ¶ ¶ 1458 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,773 Oh! God, ow! 1459 01:13:15,775 --> 01:13:17,307 Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you doing? 1460 01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:18,509 - We need to talk. - Hey! Open up! 1461 01:13:18,511 --> 01:13:20,077 Then fucking call me! 1462 01:13:20,079 --> 01:13:21,712 I do call. You don't pick up my calls. 1463 01:13:21,714 --> 01:13:22,713 You need to leave. I'm working. 1464 01:13:22,715 --> 01:13:24,348 Not until you hear me out. 1465 01:13:24,350 --> 01:13:26,784 Hey, come on, I'm gonna call the police. 1466 01:13:26,786 --> 01:13:28,752 Then hurry. 1467 01:13:28,754 --> 01:13:31,188 All right, look, I...I know 1468 01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:32,356 that you don't want to accept it, 1469 01:13:32,358 --> 01:13:34,024 and I didn't want to admit it, 1470 01:13:34,026 --> 01:13:37,227 but I...I like you in a way 1471 01:13:37,229 --> 01:13:40,464 that I didn't think I was capable. 1472 01:13:40,466 --> 01:13:41,932 I know how much money's in my wallet. 1473 01:13:41,934 --> 01:13:45,002 Just shut the fuck up. 1474 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:49,807 Look, we both know that you never 1475 01:13:49,809 --> 01:13:53,243 needed anyone to protect you. 1476 01:13:53,245 --> 01:13:56,313 You've never needed that. 1477 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:02,920 You were just lonely. 1478 01:14:12,498 --> 01:14:14,531 Say something. 1479 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,307 Open the door. I'm working. 1480 01:14:27,246 --> 01:14:33,050 ¶ ¶ 1481 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,819 You're lucky I'm not gonna call the police on you. 1482 01:14:35,821 --> 01:14:38,355 Go home to your wife, asshole. 1483 01:14:38,357 --> 01:14:46,363 ¶ ¶ 1484 01:15:01,213 --> 01:15:05,482 Victoria isn't just a character she plays. 1485 01:15:05,484 --> 01:15:08,952 Victoria's a character we all play. 1486 01:15:12,191 --> 01:15:14,291 And tonight, some schlepp of a guy 1487 01:15:14,293 --> 01:15:16,426 will sit along the bar with his head 1488 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:20,030 buried in his phone ordering vodka after vodka. 1489 01:15:22,501 --> 01:15:26,236 And if the powers that be decide that tonight is his night, 1490 01:15:26,238 --> 01:15:29,540 an escort named Victoria will lean up against the bar, 1491 01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,408 tell him he can buy her a drink, 1492 01:15:31,410 --> 01:15:34,344 and blink those beautiful blue eyes, 1493 01:15:34,346 --> 01:15:39,283 and if the guy's smart, he'll never let her slip away. 1494 01:15:52,498 --> 01:15:54,898 Natalie? 1495 01:15:58,904 --> 01:16:02,873 Your academic record is spotless, 4.0 GPA. 1496 01:16:04,577 --> 01:16:06,910 But? 1497 01:16:06,912 --> 01:16:09,546 But what? 1498 01:16:09,548 --> 01:16:11,248 But you don't want your institution tarnished 1499 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:14,184 by the PowerPoint Sex Girl from Piers Morgan Live. 1500 01:16:14,186 --> 01:16:16,720 Thank you so much for your time. 1501 01:16:16,722 --> 01:16:18,221 But your essay's the reason 1502 01:16:18,223 --> 01:16:22,426 we're accepting you into our MBA program. 1503 01:16:24,597 --> 01:16:26,296 What? 1504 01:16:26,298 --> 01:16:31,201 Your honesty about what happened to you was refreshing. 1505 01:16:31,203 --> 01:16:33,670 Three of the five members of our selection committee 1506 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,506 have children who were bullied on the Internet. 1507 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:39,276 My daughter was one of them. 1508 01:16:39,278 --> 01:16:43,246 What does it say about us if we let cyberbullying 1509 01:16:43,248 --> 01:16:46,316 prevent a perfectly good MBA candidate 1510 01:16:46,318 --> 01:16:49,486 from realizing her potential? 1511 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:58,895 ¶ ¶ 1512 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,158 Thanks, man. 1513 01:17:36,602 --> 01:17:38,068 I look like a fucking waiter. 1514 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,770 You look good. 1515 01:17:39,772 --> 01:17:41,872 Besides, that's what they make you wear to these recitals. 1516 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:44,908 I hate clarinet. Dad won't let me quit. 1517 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,877 Yeah. Hey, is he upstairs? 1518 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,513 Fuck if I know. 1519 01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:09,232 Dad? 1520 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,105 Dad? 1521 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,318 - Dad? - Oh. 1522 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:33,457 Oh. Hi, son. 1523 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:35,492 Good exercising... 1524 01:18:35,494 --> 01:18:39,629 Yeah, uh, the whole exercise thing, yeah. 1525 01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:44,801 Um, one of Emily's friend's asshole father told Emily 1526 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,370 that when you get over 50, you got to work out every day, 1527 01:18:47,372 --> 01:18:50,474 so she thinks if I don't exercise, I die. 1528 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,743 - It's crazy. - Sounds crazy. 1529 01:18:52,745 --> 01:18:56,913 So look, I got some more money for you if you still need it. 1530 01:18:56,915 --> 01:18:58,815 What happened to Krystal and Mercury in retrograde? 1531 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,951 - She left me. - You were dating. 1532 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:03,253 - My astrologer. - Of course. 1533 01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:05,722 Son, she was 35 and a Pilates instructor. 1534 01:19:05,724 --> 01:19:09,893 Do you have any idea what Pilates does to a woman's ass? 1535 01:19:09,895 --> 01:19:12,395 So how's Natalie? 1536 01:19:12,397 --> 01:19:15,866 Or should I say... 1537 01:19:15,868 --> 01:19:17,734 Victoria? 1538 01:19:17,736 --> 01:19:20,971 I think it's a great article. I'm proud of you. 1539 01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:23,473 Where'd I put the thing? 1540 01:19:23,475 --> 01:19:25,475 Here. 1541 01:19:28,547 --> 01:19:30,147 Thank you. 1542 01:19:33,285 --> 01:19:36,119 You know, I used to steal your weed when I was a kid. 1543 01:19:36,121 --> 01:19:37,888 Really? That was you? 1544 01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:39,256 I always thought that was Rosalita. 1545 01:19:39,258 --> 01:19:42,692 - No, it was me. - Well, that's all right. 1546 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,427 It was your mom's weed. 1547 01:19:44,429 --> 01:19:47,097 - Get the fuck out of here. - Oh, yeah. 1548 01:19:47,099 --> 01:19:49,599 I was on the straight and narrow till she came along. 1549 01:19:49,601 --> 01:19:53,203 So what about Natalie? 1550 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:56,239 Ah, I fucked that up. 1551 01:19:56,241 --> 01:19:58,542 Well, you need to un-fuck that up. 1552 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:02,212 Look, if what you wrote in this article is the truth, 1553 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,713 then you can't ignore your feelings. 1554 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:06,016 That regret is gonna grow inside of you 1555 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:08,218 and twist you into a dark and thorny place. 1556 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:12,823 I know, I've been there. It's not good. 1557 01:20:12,825 --> 01:20:14,124 Smoke some weed. 1558 01:20:17,963 --> 01:20:20,330 So I've been thinking. 1559 01:20:20,332 --> 01:20:22,532 I know you said I don't have to play football next season, 1560 01:20:22,534 --> 01:20:23,800 but I kind of want to. 1561 01:20:23,802 --> 01:20:25,535 - Yeah, why is that? - I don't know. 1562 01:20:25,537 --> 01:20:30,340 I guess I don't mind the hitting and all the yelling and stuff. 1563 01:20:30,342 --> 01:20:32,609 What? 1564 01:20:32,611 --> 01:20:34,444 - What? - It's a boy. 1565 01:20:34,446 --> 01:20:36,379 - It's definitely a boy. - It's not a boy. 1566 01:20:36,381 --> 01:20:38,014 That's the only thing that makes sense. 1567 01:20:38,016 --> 01:20:39,683 - It's not a boy. - What's his name? 1568 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,019 His name is Jonathan, and he plays wide receiver, 1569 01:20:43,021 --> 01:20:44,721 and he has the cutest ass on the team. 1570 01:20:44,723 --> 01:20:46,723 - Language. - Sorry, butt. 1571 01:20:47,726 --> 01:20:49,426 Do I even know this kid? 1572 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,428 Do you remember the guy who scored all the touchdowns 1573 01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:52,429 at my games last year? 1574 01:20:52,431 --> 01:20:53,964 Wait, Jonathan? Touchdown Jonathan? 1575 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,566 - Yeah. - He's pretty good. 1576 01:20:56,568 --> 01:20:57,734 - I'll go get it. - And I think he likes me. 1577 01:20:57,736 --> 01:21:00,370 Ah, dear God. 1578 01:21:08,647 --> 01:21:10,814 Hey. 1579 01:21:10,816 --> 01:21:13,884 Hi. 1580 01:21:13,886 --> 01:21:17,120 I read your article, and, well, 1581 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:18,955 I think you misquoted me. 1582 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:21,358 Nobody even knows it's you, just like you asked. 1583 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,828 But there are some lines in here I would have never said. 1584 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:26,796 Like what? 1585 01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,465 "You see enough unfaithful husbands, 1586 01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:33,403 "and you start to get sickened by the whole notion of love. 1587 01:21:33,405 --> 01:21:34,971 "How can you trust men when you see them 1588 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,406 "call their wives in front of you and say 1589 01:21:36,408 --> 01:21:39,009 "they love them after they just paid for sex? 1590 01:21:39,011 --> 01:21:40,310 "I don't think you can be in my industry 1591 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:41,878 "and still believe in love. 1592 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,448 It's like being a scientist and believing in God." 1593 01:21:45,450 --> 01:21:47,984 Yeah, you definitely said all of that. 1594 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:51,321 I'd really like you to publish a retraction of that statement 1595 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:56,126 and revise it to say, "You see enough unfaithful husbands, 1596 01:21:56,128 --> 01:22:00,096 "and you start to question the notion of love, 1597 01:22:00,098 --> 01:22:04,134 "and then when you finally experience it for yourself, 1598 01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:07,170 "you see what all the fuss is about, 1599 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:11,541 "and you can't imagine not having that person in your life, 1600 01:22:11,543 --> 01:22:14,110 "and you feel like the luckiest person in the world, 1601 01:22:14,112 --> 01:22:15,712 "and you would do anything to make them 1602 01:22:15,714 --> 01:22:18,381 feel the same way about you." 1603 01:22:24,589 --> 01:22:26,456 I quit. 1604 01:22:28,593 --> 01:22:32,696 I'm officially a grad student in September. 1605 01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:37,867 Get an MBA and make this tutoring thing a real business. 1606 01:22:37,869 --> 01:22:40,070 I'll have to pay taxes. 1607 01:22:40,072 --> 01:22:42,205 Well, that's...that's good. 1608 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,442 That's...that's really good for you. 1609 01:22:45,444 --> 01:22:47,310 I'm happy for you. 1610 01:22:50,515 --> 01:22:52,382 Yeah. 1611 01:22:57,322 --> 01:22:58,955 Okay. 1612 01:23:02,894 --> 01:23:04,928 Wait. 1613 01:23:04,999 --> 00:00:14,000 Psagmeno.com Subtitles / Screenshots / Trailers 1614 01:23:19,945 --> 01:23:21,611 I want that with Jonathan. 1615 01:23:21,613 --> 01:23:24,247 Yeah, over my dead body. 1616 01:23:30,288 --> 01:23:32,789 ¶ Sit here right next to me ¶ 1617 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:36,159 ¶ And don't say a word ¶ 1618 01:23:37,863 --> 01:23:41,064 ¶ That's all I want from you ¶ 1619 01:23:41,066 --> 01:23:45,135 ¶ No, nothing more ¶ 1620 01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:47,871 ¶ Sit here right next to me ¶ 1621 01:23:47,873 --> 01:23:52,776 ¶ And don't say a word ¶ 1622 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:54,844 ¶ That's all I want from you ¶ 1623 01:23:54,846 --> 01:23:58,314 ¶ All I want from you ¶ 1624 01:23:58,316 --> 01:24:01,584 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1625 01:24:01,586 --> 01:24:05,688 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1626 01:24:05,690 --> 01:24:09,092 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1627 01:24:09,094 --> 01:24:12,962 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1628 01:24:12,964 --> 01:24:15,598 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1629 01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:22,839 ¶ Hold my hand, hold my hand ¶ 1630 01:24:24,342 --> 01:24:28,078 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1631 01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:32,449 ¶ Lay here right next to me ¶ 1632 01:24:32,451 --> 01:24:37,020 ¶ And just let it pass ¶ 1633 01:24:37,022 --> 01:24:39,856 ¶ I will come back to you ¶ 1634 01:24:39,858 --> 01:24:44,561 ¶ No, this low won't last ¶ 1635 01:24:44,563 --> 01:24:46,963 ¶ Lay here right next to me ¶ 1636 01:24:46,965 --> 01:24:51,868 ¶ And we'll just let it pass ¶ 1637 01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:54,003 ¶ I will come back to you ¶ 1638 01:24:54,005 --> 01:24:57,474 ¶ I'll come back to you ¶ 1639 01:24:57,476 --> 01:25:00,710 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1640 01:25:00,712 --> 01:25:04,814 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1641 01:25:04,816 --> 01:25:08,251 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1642 01:25:08,253 --> 01:25:12,388 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1643 01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:14,958 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1644 01:25:15,961 --> 01:25:22,165 ¶ Hold my hand, hold my hand ¶ 1645 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:27,370 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1646 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:32,442 ¶ Words won't comfort me ¶ 1647 01:25:32,444 --> 01:25:36,246 ¶ Words won't make you understand ¶ 1648 01:25:36,248 --> 01:25:39,015 ¶ Words won't change a thing ¶ 1649 01:25:39,017 --> 01:25:41,651 ¶ All I need is for you ¶ 1650 01:25:41,653 --> 01:25:45,321 ¶ To hold my hand ¶ 1651 01:25:45,323 --> 01:25:49,392 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1652 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,629 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1653 01:25:52,631 --> 01:25:56,733 ¶ 'Cause talking is the source of misunderstanding ¶ 1654 01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:59,302 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1655 01:26:00,305 --> 01:26:06,476 ¶ Hold my hand, hold my hand ¶ 1656 01:26:07,846 --> 01:26:11,614 ¶ Hold my hand ¶ 1657 01:26:11,616 --> 01:26:19,622 ¶ ¶ 120378

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