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- Skank. Skank. Skank.
- Skank.
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Relax.
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And now, through the holy miracle
of television...
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... it's America's favorite talk show:
Zoo TV Late At Night.
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- about the glitz and the glamour.
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With the world's
most watchable band, U2.
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Now the man who eats the green clovers
but refuses to eat the yellow stars:
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Bono!
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I got friends out there
with ice picks.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Great crowd we got tonight.
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What happened? Did the bus from
Jeopardy! break down again?
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Thank you. But I'll tell you...
Thank you!
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In the time it takes you
to stop applauding...
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...they've dumped 17,000 tons
of waste into the North Sea.
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Don't flash that applause sign
again...
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...or you'll kill
every duck in Belfast.
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Larry!
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That's a cue.
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Rock 'n' roll doggy. Yeah!
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All right. Now let's say hello
to the master of the jangling six-string:
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The Edge!
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Looks like about 14 cows were
slaughtered in outfitting The Edge tonight.
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That's 14 cows less that are polluting
the ozone with their methane gases.
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Ouch! Edge is hot tonight.
Can't be messing with him.
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This is the section
of the crowd over here...
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...that would've voted
for the fat Bono stamp. Yeah!
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Vote for it.
Exercise your right.
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All right. Edge, play the blues.
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Tonight, in the Zoo, we've got
some very funky cats.
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Our special guest tonight,
Mr. George Jefferson himself:
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Sherman Hemsley.
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So let's get down.
Let's get frisky.
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Let's get absolutely busy!
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Hey, how you doing?
I'm Ben Stiller.
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We're coming to you
from a steam room...
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I'll tell them why.
Because Fox is a hot network, man.
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- Watch, it'll make you lose weight.
- Fox is so hot, I can't breathe.
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- Hey, Janeane, how are you?
- Hi.
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We canceled the steam-room sketch,
so you thought you'd host from here?
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All right, let's go to our first piece.
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- Just grab a robe and go with it.
- I don't think so.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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I don't think so.
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It's time once again
for Otto, the Anti-Cupid.
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Growing up in the shadow
of his younger brother, Cupid...
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... Otto, embittered and enraged,
dedicated his life...
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... to forcing people to fall in love
with the wrong person.
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Benjamin Bradley, 28 years old.
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Likes sports, the theater,
being in the great outdoors...
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...or inside by the fire,
reading a good book.
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Looks like a man
in search of love to me.
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There's a lovely one.
She's a beauty.
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Cupid's perfect match.
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Too bad I'm not Cupid...
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...and I'm filled
with hatred and rage.
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All right, ladies, time for love.
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- Hi there.
- Hello, young man.
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No, I mean... Hi there.
I'm Benjamin.
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My name is
Gertrude Anderson.
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- You're beautiful.
- I'm 78 years old.
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The things you must know.
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I'm sorry?
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Teach me, Gert.
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- Take me to school.
- Young man!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Gert!
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I'm moving too fast.
I know. I can go slower.
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Really. I've done that too.
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Whatever your game is,
Gert, I'll play it.
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Police! Police! Help!
Help! Police!
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Oh, yeah.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes. Yes, you can.
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I'd like to see Gertrude, please.
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Oh, dear! That's the man
from the park.
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Make him go away!
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I don't know what kind of sick thrills
you get from this.
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This is a retirement home,
not a playground for perverts.
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She's expecting me!
You don't understand!
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What, didn't get enough attention
from your grandparents?
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Gertrude, please, just hear me out!
I love you!
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"I love you."
That is rich.
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I know we can make it work.
We just both have to want it.
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- I know you can hear me!
- That does it, buddy. You're out of here.
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- People like you make this world horrible.
- Don't worry. He'll find love again.
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- You have the bluest eyes.
- What?
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- Do you ski?
- Get out of here!
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I love my life.
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Next week on Otto, the Anti-Cupid:
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Wait! Wait!
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I love you.
I really love you.
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I do. I don't care
what my friends say.
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Doomed souls wander the earth,
unfit for heaven or hell.
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And they're waiting to talk to you!
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It's Kreepee Board!
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Kreepee Board!
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Just lay your hands on the pointer
and let the spooks do the rest.
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I am in Todd!
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All right, gang,
cookie break.
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Creepy.
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No, no! My baby!
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Feel the cold hand of a loved one
on your neck with Kreepee.
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Some assembly required.
Manufacturers are not responsible...
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... for the eternal damnation of souls.
Kreepee Board by Funnerz!
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Letterman's out of there. The guy
is defective. It's history. It's old news.
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You'll be stuck without a paddle,
saying, why couldn't I help you out?
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I'm telling you, Willie, Tyler
and Lester can host a show.
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One's a dummy, one's a ventriloquist,
but they can ask questions.
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This is great.
We'll sit with it. Okay, all right.
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Michael, I've been looking, as you know,
for an agent for a long time.
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I just wanna make sure that
I'm making the right decision, that's all.
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Get out of here. Go see every other agent,
then come back.
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- You know you're gonna come back.
- Well...
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I've always loved... I'm a kid.
I've always loved superheroes.
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I came up with this superhero
character...
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...but my power would be
having an incredible sense of smell.
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Stop. No, really. Just wait a minute.
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Have you been coming in here,
sneaking through my papers?
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Or were you electrocuted and you
got psychic-something happening?
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I'm not kidding you, six days ago,
I wrote down, for no reason...
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...not even knowing
I was going to meet you:
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Howie Mandel. Smell. Superhero.
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- You like the idea?
- Like it? Give me a taste. Come on.
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Well, I would:
And I would continue...
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And I'd pick up the:
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Find the crime.
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There... There's a...
A mastermind.
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A criminal...
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Smell the crime.
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He's gonna overtake the world.
I smell something.
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I smell... Like that.
It would be like that.
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Wow. Can I just say I smelled it
just then with you?
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I mean, I'm not kidding you.
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I don't know if this is a scary thing,
but it's scary and funny.
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I see it as St. Elsewhere meets
the Wonder Woman kind of...
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Great. You're my favorite client.
I haven't even signed you yet.
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- Well, I will sign.
- This is why I got in the business.
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So I could meet people like you.
Go, "We're gonna do that together."
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I'm excited. I'll call you
in the morning to get the papers.
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You know what I smell?
I smell something.
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I smell the beginning
of a long something.
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- This is gonna be great.
- Hey, Howie, stay healthy.
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That nose is
a gold mine now, right?
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Jennifer, Howie Mandel, he puts
the glove on this head, right?
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Or does he hit the fruit
with the hammer?
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Hey, welcome back.
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This might be a good opportunity to thank
our sponsors, the backbone of the show.
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We never get to tell them
how much we appreciate their support.
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We use all the products that we sell.
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For instance, my teeth are as white
as these tiles.
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- My toupee stays on even in water!
- My corns have all dissolved.
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The food is fast and delicious!
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Thanks. Remember, buy those products.
They're good, and they really do work.
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It's time once again for a 30-second
conspiracy theory.
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John F. Kennedy was assassinated for
one reason: Because he was obsessed...
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...with the dream
of mass-producing an electric car.
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When the heads of the corporations
found out about his dream...
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...they sent a Ione gunman to Dallas.
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He drove there without stopping for gas
once, because he was driving in...
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...an electric car.
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With the death of John Kennedy,
so died the dreams of the electric car.
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But it was reborn in his son,
Robert Kennedy, and died again.
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And now the hopes and dreams
of the electric car...
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...live on only in me.
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I will be assassinated
on July 5, 1994...
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...by Lee Harvey Oswald III.
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He'll be driving an electric car.
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The manatee is a slow,
lumbering, docile creature...
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...swimming majestically
in the filthy toilet man has created.
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We blow chunks into their home,
rape their environment.
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- We are committing genocide!
- Cut.
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He's fatigued from the expedition,
perhaps a little punch-drunk.
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Jacques, time is money.
Let's just do this again.
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Money? How much dollars
will it take to clean the ocean?
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- Let's do it again.
- Re-cuing.
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Monsieur Limon, please read the script
in your hands.
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Pierre...
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This is my 85th special.
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I know what I am doing.
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- He'll be fine.
- He better be.
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The manatee is a slow,
lumbering, docile creature...
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...that roams the depths
of the sea...
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...searching in vain
for a sweet lover.
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I need a woman. Kiss me.
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- Kiss me.
- Cut!
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I love you. Why do you taunt me
with your beauty?
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- Hey! Get off the glass!
- Your loins scream for me. Admit it.
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- Disgusting!
- Come on, guys!
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Monsieur, monsieur.
The producer, she grows impatient.
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Ah, Pierre.
Women, they get impatient.
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If they didn't,
they wouldn't be so beautiful.
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Here we go!
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The manatee is a slow,
lumbering, docile creature...
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...that hurts no one.
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He spends his time swimming
in the ocean...
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...until he is eventually killed.
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Look at me.
I am a helpless manatee!
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- Cut!
- But please don't kill me.
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I swim in the ocean,
and I love my life.
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I'm holding you personally responsible
for this!
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Please.
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Pierre, I'll get it.
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The manatee is a slow,
lumbering, docile creature...
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...that roams the depths of the sea.
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There he is.
I call him François.
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Hello, François!
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- Cut!
- I loved you...
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But like everything I ever loved,
you died a slow, tragic death...
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...at the blade of my own propeller.
I am your assassin!
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- Oh, no!
- That is it!
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- Pierre, where are you?
- Monsieur.
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I killed François!
It was all my fault!
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- It was not your fault.
- He came through the propeller!
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- And he was spinning!
- No, no.
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- And he said, "Go away!"
- We go home.
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- I am home! I am home, Pierre!
- I'll take you home.
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- Is there anything we can salvage?
- I can edit something together.
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The manatee is a slow,
lumbering, docile creature...
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...that roams the sea
searching for food...
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...and someone to love!
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All right, okay. We are back.
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A couple of announcements here.
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Tomorrow night, Mr. Lester Tuckerbee
will be here...
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...from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
And he is 101 years old.
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He's gonna bring on some giant
vegetables he's grown in his garden.
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Apparently, he's bringing
on a 40-pound plantain.
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Adam, you should have some fun with
that one. Also, John Larroquette.
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We're here with Sherman Hemsley.
You were telling us a story. What was it?
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Yeah, right. So Isabel...
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You mean Wheezy?
George's wife, Wheezy.
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Right. Wheezy.
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I love the way you say that.
Wheezy. Yeah? Wheezy.
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She's giving me one of her looks,
you know?
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It's that stone-cold look when you
come home late from the dry cleaners.
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Right. And Marla...
Florence tells me:
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- "I'm not wiping it up, Mr. Jefferson."
- Now, she's a sassy lass.
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She can really cook up the bacon
and fry it up in a pan.
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Anyway, I bend down
to clean it up...
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...but I slip and fall
face first into it, right? I get up...
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...it's all over my face. I'm bleeding.
But I never miss a beat.
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The crowd goes crazy.
The cameras never stopped rolling.
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This man's a trouper, isn't he?
Give it up for Sherman Hemsley.
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I also understand you're writing
a cookbook. Is that so?
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- That's right.
- Why a cookbook for Sherman Hemsley?
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Because I love that down-home
Louisiana spicy cooking.
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I love the way you say that.
Wait a minute. Wheeziana!
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- Say it.
- Wheeziana!
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I love it. Wheeziana.
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Yeah, Wheezy.
I love Wheeziana.
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Check this out. Isn't this incredible?
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The man is Sherman Hemsley.
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The book is Cooking with Sherman
Hemsley. Yeah! Thank you.
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- Take a look at what's on Zoo TV.
- Why not?
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All right, here we go.
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George Jefferson,
what are you up to now?
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Live via the Zoo TV satellite
from Cairo, Egypt...
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...it's Isabel "Wheezy" Sanford!
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Isabel, you look as beautiful as ever!
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Sherman, it's nice to see you
as cute and tiny as ever!
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Of course, I'm watching you
on a tiny, little monitor.
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The magic is still there, people.
Isn't it beautiful?
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We're seeing a magical reunion. That's
what it's about. People coming together.
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If we move together,
we can move it on up. Right?
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- That's right!
- Isn't that right, Wheezy?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Sing it, Wheezy!
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Thank you!
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I'd like to thank my guests
Mr. Sherman "George Jefferson" Hemsley.
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Miss Isabel "Wheezy" Sanford!
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We're The Edge, Adam Clayton
and Larry Mullen Jr.
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My name is Bono. Remember, I'm not
a god, I just play one on television.
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We'll see you tomorrow night
on Zoo TV Late at Night. Thank you!
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Hello. My name is Leslie Chapman.
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I am an actor/dancer
here in Hollywood.
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You might recognize me.
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I did a very popular Michael Jackson
video a few years back.
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Anyhow, times have been tough,
with the economy and whatnot.
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So if you know anybody who needs
a good actor/dancer...
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...give my agent, Mike Gorman, a call,
and we can set something up.
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Until then...
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Welcome back
to the steam room.
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Our producer thought
it would be funny to be in here.
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Why don't we get him in here to
breathe in the fake smoke that kills?
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- Look. It's our producer.
- Bad idea.
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You like what you're
putting us through?
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- That's the problem.
- Take off your sweater.
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Every joke I write doesn't work.
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- You tuned out 100,000 viewers.
- He's wearing a sweater.
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- So how's the salmon? Is it good?
- It's delicious.
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- You glad you ordered it?
- Yes, I am.
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I don't know what's wrong with this.
Is polenta supposed to be tangy?
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You're not getting a piece.
All I had today was soup. I'm famished.
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Did I ask you for any of your salmon?
Did I say I wanted any?
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- Like I don't know what you're up to.
- I don't want any of your salmon.
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But I'm not gonna eat the polenta.
It's not agreeing with me. No, no.
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- Have it. It's a nice piece of fish.
- I don't want it.
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- It's a nice piece of fish.
- I don't need it. Please.
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- Then stop pouting.
- Lf I was gonna pout, I'd be your son.
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- Like father like son, can I say that?
- That kid has no business sense.
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I recall you and your partner not having
much luck with the Nova business.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
That's ancient history.
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You want me to give Pishek a call?
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You're gonna bring up Pishek?
Pooey on Pishek, all right?
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Pishek's a no-good, lying S.O.B.
May he rot in hell, that bastard.
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- Now I can't eat. My digestion's upset.
- I can't eat either. I'm not gonna eat.
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You want me to eat with Pishek on
my mind? I thought we were past Pishek.
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