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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:07,055 Okay, "Crazy, Stupid, Love" is an emotional movie. 2 00:00:07,056 --> 00:00:10,941 - It's okay to cry. - Yeah, but, babe, you cried so much. 3 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:14,711 It's two men buying suits. Okay, I'm not made of stone. 4 00:00:14,713 --> 00:00:16,535 - Jenny. Mr. Moyer. - Mr. Mansfield. 5 00:00:16,536 --> 00:00:18,362 - Morning, sir. - Yeah, it's interesting. 6 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:21,491 You two arriving at the exact same time for work. 7 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:25,752 That's either a tremendous coincidence or you spent the night together. 8 00:00:25,753 --> 00:00:28,839 Which, according to my father, means you got married. 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,628 Did you get married last night, Jenny? 10 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:36,133 - What? - It's a joke! (Laughs) 11 00:00:36,769 --> 00:00:39,287 Ah! Brody never told you I had a sense of humor, did he? 12 00:00:39,288 --> 00:00:41,177 - Tell her I have a sense of humor. - Oh, he's a riot. 13 00:00:41,178 --> 00:00:42,849 - I'm a riot! - Yeah. 14 00:00:43,531 --> 00:00:44,797 (Rings bell) 15 00:00:45,323 --> 00:00:46,589 Jenny. 16 00:00:46,591 --> 00:00:48,057 Brody. 17 00:00:48,059 --> 00:00:49,603 Tron. 18 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:52,925 Huh. You two arriving at the exact same time. 19 00:00:52,926 --> 00:00:55,364 That is either a tremendous coincidence... 20 00:00:55,366 --> 00:00:56,999 Or...? 21 00:00:57,618 --> 00:01:00,327 Or nothing. That's exactly what happened. 22 00:01:05,509 --> 00:01:09,045 - Hey, guys! - It's him, and he brought the dolly. 23 00:01:09,047 --> 00:01:11,414 Oh, he's cleaning out an office. Somebody's gettin' fired. 24 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:12,750 I wonder who the poor bastard is. 25 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:15,307 - (High-pitched voice) What?! Why?! - No! 26 00:01:16,049 --> 00:01:19,150 Come on, dude. I'm just tying my shoe. Sac up. 27 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:22,625 I happen to have a very tall sac, thank you. 28 00:01:22,627 --> 00:01:25,161 (Derrick) Mr. Mansfield needs to see you. 29 00:01:25,163 --> 00:01:28,331 - Carl's been here ten years. - He was on track for partner. 30 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,932 You know what this means. 31 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:32,034 (Both, singsongy) Empty office! 32 00:01:32,036 --> 00:01:34,226 - What?! Are you serious, dude? - I can't... 33 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,404 Hey, Carl. 34 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:38,173 Oh, Carl, bro. You look so sad, bro. I'm so sorry, bro. 35 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:44,914 (Lowered singsongy voices) Empty office! 36 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:48,551 37 00:01:50,047 --> 00:01:53,047 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,322 Season 1, Episode 3 "The New Office" 39 00:01:57,915 --> 00:02:00,553 I consider this company to be a family. 40 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:06,225 And like in any family, if you underperform, you get fired. 41 00:02:07,337 --> 00:02:10,172 As you no doubt have figured out, we have an empty office. 42 00:02:10,174 --> 00:02:12,079 I call dibs! 43 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,866 Congratulations. It's yours. 44 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:17,466 - Really? - No! 45 00:02:18,982 --> 00:02:21,017 Mr. Moyer, walk with me. 46 00:02:22,386 --> 00:02:25,921 Now I think it goes without saying who's first in line for that office. 47 00:02:25,947 --> 00:02:28,424 - Thank you, sir. - Oh, you think it's you? 48 00:02:28,426 --> 00:02:31,560 I did until just now. 49 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,758 My daughter Lisa is in town from college this weekend... 50 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,267 Oh, would you look at that smile. 51 00:02:38,269 --> 00:02:42,038 Cost me $12,000, and it was worth every penny. 52 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,274 Poor girl had a mouth like a sand shark. 53 00:02:45,276 --> 00:02:49,145 - That's her before the braces. - Watch your fingers, everybody! 54 00:02:52,287 --> 00:02:56,286 She's in college now and she's being exposed to a whole new world of ideas, 55 00:02:56,287 --> 00:02:58,260 which, unfortunately, she likes. 56 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,893 She's going through some kind of 57 00:02:59,894 --> 00:03:03,162 progressive hippie-dippie eco-terrorist phase. 58 00:03:04,194 --> 00:03:06,491 She's embracing everything I revile, 59 00:03:06,492 --> 00:03:09,098 and since I'm not gonna put up with any of her nonsense, 60 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,499 you are. 61 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,848 Of course. I mean, I-I don't wanna brag, 62 00:03:12,849 --> 00:03:16,272 but I do know my way around a hacky sack. 63 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:20,512 You and I have very different ideas of what bragging is. 64 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:24,735 Now since Lisa thinks every opportunity to reject me 65 00:03:24,736 --> 00:03:27,136 is a clear win, for this to work, 66 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:30,586 we're going to have to completely convince her that I hate you. 67 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:33,687 Oh, that may require some pretty intense acting on your part, sir. 68 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:35,695 - Don't touch me. - Nailed it. 69 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:38,394 There's my girl! 70 00:03:38,396 --> 00:03:40,229 - Daddy! - Lisa! 71 00:03:40,231 --> 00:03:45,067 Actually, I've changed it to "Lyssa," with a "Y" and two "S's." 72 00:03:45,069 --> 00:03:47,503 Whatever makes you happy, Lisa. 73 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:49,371 No, it's "Lyssa," not "Lisa." 74 00:03:49,373 --> 00:03:51,507 - Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. - Lyssa. Lyssa. Lyssa. 75 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:53,075 - Lisa. Lisa. - Lyssa. Lyssa. 76 00:03:53,077 --> 00:03:55,570 - Brody. - Yes, sir? 77 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:58,805 Uh, unfortunately, I am swamped the whole time you're here, 78 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:01,180 and Mr. Moyer is the only one I can spare. 79 00:04:01,181 --> 00:04:03,519 So he's gonna be your tour guide. 80 00:04:03,521 --> 00:04:05,754 'Sup, girl? 81 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:13,262 Nice try, dad. He's clearly your favorite. I'll be fine on my own. 82 00:04:14,035 --> 00:04:17,633 You didn't really sell that one, did ya, son? 83 00:04:17,635 --> 00:04:20,102 "'Sup, girl"? 84 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:23,806 It's what the kids are sayin', right? 85 00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:25,708 And with an office on the line. 86 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,998 Very disappointing. 87 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:41,890 It doesn't get any easier. I feel like the Grim Reaper with a dolly. 88 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,363 - What is with the tricycle? - It is not a tricycle. 89 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:52,805 It is the bike perfected. Lower center of gravity, sleek lines. 90 00:04:52,806 --> 00:04:54,470 (Bell dings) 91 00:04:54,928 --> 00:05:00,277 I dig it. It's kinda like a bicycle for people who can't get laid. 92 00:05:01,512 --> 00:05:03,946 See? She gets it. 93 00:05:05,453 --> 00:05:07,320 - Hey. - Hey. You need a hug? 94 00:05:07,336 --> 00:05:11,387 - Yeah, I do. Why? What's this for? - Someone on your floor got fired. 95 00:05:11,389 --> 00:05:12,788 Oh. Yeah. Right. 96 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,690 So... lunch? 97 00:05:14,692 --> 00:05:18,294 Ooh, that is cold! He had a name, man. 98 00:05:19,729 --> 00:05:23,376 Wait. You save the badges of every guy who gets fired? 99 00:05:23,377 --> 00:05:25,402 Yes. Derrick has a process. 100 00:05:25,403 --> 00:05:28,134 He learns about each guy and then he has a memorial. 101 00:05:28,135 --> 00:05:30,672 You know, he's like the priest and executioner in one. 102 00:05:30,673 --> 00:05:34,833 (Laughs) Except when Feinstein got fired, and then he was a rabbi. 103 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,412 (Chuckles) 104 00:05:36,414 --> 00:05:38,747 Hey, it was a mitzvah. 105 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:43,441 I call it "The Wall of Fallen Douches." 106 00:05:43,788 --> 00:05:48,157 Lest we forget how douchey those upstairs guys are. 107 00:05:48,159 --> 00:05:51,742 - You know I'm one of them, right? - Yeah, that's why I said it. 108 00:05:52,363 --> 00:05:55,511 Hey, Harvard, he is not one of those guys. 109 00:05:55,512 --> 00:05:58,500 - This guy cries at movies. (Chuckles) - Babe. 110 00:05:58,502 --> 00:05:59,835 At... manly movies. 111 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,337 - Babe. - But... like... 112 00:06:01,339 --> 00:06:05,307 - P-porn. Like the hard stuff. - Please! Stop! 113 00:06:05,309 --> 00:06:07,509 Please stop. Jeez. 114 00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:11,680 Besides, it's impossible to get offended by a grown man on a big wheel. 115 00:06:11,682 --> 00:06:13,882 (Bell dings) 116 00:06:13,884 --> 00:06:17,319 Oh, that's the future calling. Oh, guess what? 117 00:06:17,321 --> 00:06:19,188 (Whispers) I get the girl. 118 00:06:19,736 --> 00:06:22,891 - She's right here, man. - Yeah, that's why I said it. 119 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:27,496 Oh. Hey, check it out. 120 00:06:27,498 --> 00:06:29,832 I got a surefire way of getting that open office. 121 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,951 I am gonna blow Mansfield... 122 00:06:32,952 --> 00:06:35,052 Away. 123 00:06:35,706 --> 00:06:39,541 I was so worried you weren't gonna say "away" there. 124 00:06:40,548 --> 00:06:42,511 It's a new power move. 125 00:06:42,513 --> 00:06:46,382 It allows me to enter Mansfield�s office and take a seat 126 00:06:46,384 --> 00:06:50,953 without ever breaking eye contact, boom. 127 00:06:51,982 --> 00:06:53,432 Right? I called it "The Riker", 128 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:56,752 in honor of Commander William T. Riker of "Star Trek - Next Generation." 129 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,119 What do you think? 130 00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:02,653 I think... You have to do that. 131 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,935 Yeah. I honestly can't believe that I didn't think of it. 132 00:07:05,936 --> 00:07:09,535 That's because while you were wasting time getting busy with girls, 133 00:07:09,536 --> 00:07:12,504 I was getting busy with... (singsongy) "Star Trek." 134 00:07:16,746 --> 00:07:19,748 Mr. Mansfield, I wanna talk to you about that open office. 135 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,817 Fair enough. Have a seat. 136 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,663 Always check your chair before you perform a Riker. 137 00:07:37,634 --> 00:07:40,803 (Bell dings) Coming through! I'm riding here! 138 00:07:40,805 --> 00:07:43,872 You peds think you own the lobby! 139 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:45,507 Nice bike. 140 00:07:45,509 --> 00:07:48,811 My friend Fleur rides her recumbent to the farmers' market every weekend. 141 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:53,218 Farmers' markets are so commercial. I'm a member of a foraging collective. 142 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:55,920 I've had nothing but mushrooms and hempseed to eat this week, 143 00:07:55,922 --> 00:07:58,394 and I'm pretty dizzy. 144 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:02,828 Can I get a ride? I'm Lyssa, with a "Y." 145 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:05,830 I'm Harvard, with a "Why not?" 146 00:08:08,234 --> 00:08:11,368 (Laughs) So you're excited because you tricked your best friend 147 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:14,595 into making an ass out of himself just so you that could get an office? 148 00:08:14,596 --> 00:08:16,196 Yeah. 149 00:08:16,719 --> 00:08:19,353 What the hell, Brody? You know? Ugh. 150 00:08:19,354 --> 00:08:21,813 What? Okay, a private office is a huge deal. 151 00:08:21,814 --> 00:08:23,492 There are only 12 of them on the floor, 152 00:08:23,493 --> 00:08:26,083 and one of them is for Mansfield�s bow flex. 153 00:08:26,085 --> 00:08:29,992 Okay? I don't know why it needs the best view. 154 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:33,020 Or a private bathroom, for that matter. 155 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:35,569 Yeah, well, you know what? It's not like that down here, okay? 156 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:39,463 We don't have private offices or private bathrooms or... bathrooms. 157 00:08:39,465 --> 00:08:41,232 We have to use the one in the chiropractor's office, 158 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:46,217 which is on the third floor, and that is a long waddle when you gotta pee. 159 00:08:46,504 --> 00:08:49,838 Okay, you have no idea what it's like where I work. 160 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,607 If you don't step over your best friends to get ahead, 161 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:54,547 you wind up on that wall with Carl, okay? 162 00:08:54,548 --> 00:08:56,655 Mansfield fired seven guys last year. 163 00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:58,643 And you wouldn't know what that keep pressure is 164 00:08:58,644 --> 00:09:00,649 because it's impossible to get fired down here. 165 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:01,913 No, that is not true. 166 00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:04,824 (Whispers) And lower your voice 'cause you're gonna wake up Tori. 167 00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:10,893 Trust me. If you guys had something to compete over, you'd do the same. 168 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,462 Or maybe we're just better people than you are. 169 00:09:13,464 --> 00:09:16,432 Oh. Yeah? Really? Okay, let's find out. 170 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:18,500 - Hey, guys! - I'm up! 171 00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:23,539 Man, I'm working on Carl�s eulogy. This better be important. 172 00:09:23,541 --> 00:09:27,409 It is. I'm giving you all something worth fighting for... 173 00:09:27,411 --> 00:09:31,647 An access card to the parking garage. I walk to work, so I don't need it. 174 00:09:31,649 --> 00:09:34,616 - Whoa. - I will blow you. 175 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:40,923 - Uh, blow me away? - Huh? 176 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:46,094 Jenny, you get to be in charge of who gets it. 177 00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:47,729 Okay, what are you doing? 178 00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:50,182 I'm giving you all something to compete over. 179 00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:52,955 I'm turning the ground floor into the top floor. 180 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:55,072 These guys get to see what it's like to be me, 181 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:57,631 and you get to be Mansfield, baby. 182 00:09:59,836 --> 00:10:01,798 It felt weird to kiss you after saying that. 183 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:03,966 - I didn't like it. - Yeah, so weird. 184 00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,419 Oh, good morning, sir. You look very... 185 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,526 (Bell dings) Let me tell you something, Mr. Moyer. 186 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,769 Someday... 187 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:20,134 Someday I hope you experience the joy of having a daughter, 188 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:23,571 so you can see the smile on her face when she spots you up in the stands 189 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:28,975 of every single volleyball game, school play, and piano recital. 190 00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:32,677 Then I hope you're fortunate enough to drop dead... 191 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:35,790 Before she is old enough 192 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:40,962 to cancel dinner plans at the last minute with a text that reads, "Sorry. Busy." 193 00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:44,540 Frowny-face, frowny-face, winking frowny-face. 194 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,678 Dear God, sometimes I think it's... (Bell dings) 195 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,650 It's easier having a son than a daughter. 196 00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:51,250 - What? - What? 197 00:10:51,474 --> 00:10:54,041 (Whistles) Occupied. 198 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,795 I'm sure it's just a phase. 199 00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:02,249 Every father and daughter has to go through it. 200 00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:07,188 Except most fathers accept this new reality, which is a mistake. 201 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,324 The key is to hold your ground until it passes. 202 00:11:10,326 --> 00:11:12,894 That's how you win. 203 00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:17,265 - Can you really win at parenting? - Have I taught you nothing? 204 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:21,768 Life is a series of contests. You can win 'em all. Yesterday, I won at lunch. 205 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,049 - What did you have? - Nothing. 206 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:27,318 (Cell phone alert chimes) Oh, here's another text. What... 207 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,888 Now what the hell kind of bike is she riding? 208 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,943 The tricycle of a man who's gonna have a frowny-face. 209 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,227 (Cell phone alert chimes) 210 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,196 Oh, my God. 211 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:42,481 Brody just texted me. Do you know who Lisa�s father is? 212 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,787 It's Mansfield. 213 00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,567 - What? - Yeah. 214 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:50,102 That's crazy. I paid for lunch. 215 00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,758 Well, Harvard, who's gonna pay for your funeral? 216 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,932 You are messing with Mansfield�s daughter. 217 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:58,717 When he figures that out, the only thing they'll find of you is your beard. 218 00:11:59,832 --> 00:12:02,353 Why would Mansfield�s daughter go after Harvard? 219 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,564 Mm, probably to get back at her dad. 220 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:08,394 Think about it. You're, like, everything he hates. 221 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,350 That makes total sense. I'm the bad boy. 222 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,968 The forbidden fruit. The devil's candy. Black licorice. 223 00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:22,207 Harvard, Mansfield will rip off your helmet with your head still inside. 224 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,876 That's not really good for my neck. 225 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,680 Look, you can either be a man and go tell Lisa it's over, 226 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,316 or you can run and hide and take the coward's way. 227 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,853 I know what I need to do. 228 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,788 Coward's way. Coward's way! 229 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,890 Whoo! 230 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,281 Hey. 231 00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:47,145 You're not mad that I encouraged you to do the Riker, are you? 232 00:12:47,146 --> 00:12:49,591 What? No. I would have done the same to you. 233 00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:52,925 - Okay. - Besides, it totally worked. 234 00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,650 - Congratulations. You got the office. - Shut up. 235 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,255 I'm serious, man. Mansfield wants to see you right away. 236 00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:02,626 Oh, my God! I am so sorry it wasn't you, man. 237 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:06,430 - But you're smiling. - Am I? Am I smiling? Okay, I'll stop. 238 00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:09,656 Have I stopped? I can't stop. Oh, my God. 239 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:13,445 - Sir, you wanted to see me? - No. 240 00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:17,275 I wanna see the two gentlemen seated behind you, 241 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:20,411 who just flew here from Berlin for an intensely private meeting 242 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,246 which you're now interrupting. 243 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,257 So I should... 244 00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:29,025 (Whistles) Mm! 245 00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:33,866 How'd it go? 246 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:45,302 I just want to let you know that Threepeat tried to screw me out of the office, too. 247 00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:49,406 So... a-point a-Brody. 248 00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:52,853 Oh, my God. Is talking like that why you went to prom with your cousin? 249 00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:55,869 A-point a-Jenny. 250 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:56,956 (Clears throat) 251 00:13:56,957 --> 00:14:00,198 - I'm just saying everybody's competitive. - Not down here, we're not. 252 00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:02,511 Oh, yeah? Okay, what happened with the parking pass? 253 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:05,209 I gave it to Derrick, 'cause he drops his nephew off at school. 254 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,074 Yeah, and I gave it to Tori. She's too hot to take the bus, man. 255 00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,117 And I gave it back to Jenny, 256 00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:13,098 because she always wakes me up when it's time to go home. 257 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,799 Huh. 258 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:18,543 I guess you guys really are better people than us upstairs. 259 00:14:18,544 --> 00:14:21,111 I guess a-so. 260 00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:26,218 All right, he's gone. Give me my damn pass. 261 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,287 I think you mean my pass. 262 00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:30,089 You know what? I'm just gonna take it. 263 00:14:30,091 --> 00:14:33,058 - (Gritted teeth) Back off, bitch. - Okay, guys? Guys? 264 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:37,029 No one gets the pass, okay? I'm in charge. I get the pass. 265 00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:42,835 Yes, Jenny gets the pass as the prize for being the best person. 266 00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:45,904 I guess you're... you're pretty pleased with yourself. 267 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,151 Am I smiling? I'm smiling, aren't I? 268 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:51,792 Okay. Okay, you're right. 269 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,416 We're... we're exactly the same as you guys upstairs. 270 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,409 - That's all I'm saying. - I-I don't know. I just thought that... 271 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:00,243 You and I would bring out the best qualities in each other, you know. 272 00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:03,187 - Not the worst. - I'm not trying to make you worse. 273 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,857 It's just in my nature to be competitive. 274 00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:06,592 Yeah, but you don't have to be. 275 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:09,328 You know what's sexier than a guy with a private office? 276 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:13,132 A guy with a private office that knows all the parts of "Wicked"? 277 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,801 - A-actually, yeah. - Yeah. (Chuckles) 278 00:15:15,803 --> 00:15:18,524 But what's even sexier than that 279 00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,221 is a guy that puts the people that he cares about 280 00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:23,742 above everything else, no matter what. 281 00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:27,212 Okay. Well... I'm not that guy. 282 00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:30,996 - Uh, I think you are. - Uh, I'm really not. 283 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,253 - Uh, you really are. - Uh, I'm telling you, I'm really n... 284 00:15:41,227 --> 00:15:42,828 You are. 285 00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,999 Uh... 286 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,767 I might be. 287 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:56,382 (Rings bell) 288 00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:01,447 Join me, won't you? 289 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:15,147 It's 34 stories. 290 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,587 On the elevator, it'd take about 90 seconds 291 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,866 to get back down to the ground floor. 292 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,709 (Lowered voice) I bet you could beat that. 293 00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:29,977 Nothing happened, I swear. It was second base. We held hands. 294 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:32,900 If I thought something actually happened, 295 00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,730 your beard would be washing up at Alcatraz. 296 00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:39,619 Okay. Well, good talk. I gotta go. (Claps hands) 297 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,690 You'll go when I damn well say you can go. 298 00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:44,060 Okay. I'll just stay here. 299 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,193 I need some intel on my daughter, 300 00:16:46,195 --> 00:16:48,352 and you're the only one she seems to be talking to 301 00:16:48,353 --> 00:16:50,131 as she's going through this phase. 302 00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:54,147 Well, maybe it's not a phase. 303 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:59,451 Maybe she just happens to be into bad boys... (Chuckles) 304 00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:01,342 Such as myself. 305 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,057 (Spits) 306 00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:08,916 This iced tea has gone bad. 307 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:12,753 That's 40-year-old scotch. 308 00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,289 Well, I'd get something newer 'cause that's disgusting. 309 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,037 I will win this battle with my daughter. 310 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,073 Well, maybe. But if you're like me... 311 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,709 And you seem to be exactly like me... 312 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,112 You don't want to miss a week with Lisa. 313 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:32,048 I see. So you're saying the price of victory might just be too high. 314 00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:35,421 No. No, I'm saying, hang out with her, see what you have in common. 315 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,189 If you want, I could tell you what she likes. 316 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,758 - I know what Lisa likes. - You mean "Lyssa." 317 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,929 - Lisa. - Lyssa. 318 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,764 - Lisa. Lisa. - Lyssa. Lyssa. 319 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,398 - Lisa. - Lyssa. 320 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,633 - Lisa. - Lyssa. 321 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,736 - Lisa. Lisa. Lisa! - Lyssa. Lyssa. Lyssa! 322 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,371 - Lisa. - Ly-ssa. 323 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,473 - Ly-ssaa. - There it is. 324 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,097 So I think you should give the office to Threepeat. 325 00:18:03,098 --> 00:18:05,484 He brought in the Moran account. He deserves it. 326 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,387 - Oh, the magnanimous play. - No, there's no play, sir. 327 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:13,458 I just like to think I'm the kind of guy who supports his friends no matter what. 328 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,793 You know, I'm trying to be a better person. 329 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,763 This is the girl's influence on you, isn't it? 330 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,667 - This is Jenny. Am I right? - Yeah, she may have mentioned something. 331 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,110 Well, she's making you a better person. 332 00:18:25,111 --> 00:18:29,456 She's making you put other people's feelings in front of yours. 333 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:34,445 - Yeah, she is. - It's bullshit. 334 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,979 This is your job. 335 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,052 This is not some puppet show at the children's library. 336 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,107 When you leave this building, I don't care if you're Patch frickin' Adams. 337 00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:47,191 When you're here, you go for the jugular. 338 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,740 This is your job, and that office was yours. 339 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,076 - It was? - And now it's not. 340 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,333 Ah, Mr. Wen. 341 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,236 Congratulations. The office is yours. 342 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,996 Yeah, it is! 343 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,767 I can't reward that. 344 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,485 I'm not gonna give the office to anyone. 345 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,022 Check that... 346 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,857 I'm gonna give it to the potted plant. (Elevator bell dings) 347 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,080 It's the only thing around here that doesn't piss me off. 348 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:26,364 - You ready, dad? - I sure am, sweetheart. 349 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,199 Let's go ride adult tricycles. 350 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,637 (Lowered voice) Not a word. 351 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,508 I'm really proud of you. 352 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,279 You showed a lot of integrity. Very sexy. 353 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,515 I'd trade it all for that office. 354 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,751 I know. Oh, it's starting. 355 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,725 Carl MacNeil will be missed. 356 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,391 An avid fisherman, a golfer, 357 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,933 and proud owner of the state's largest collection of ships in bottles. 358 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,632 I probably don't need to mention he was white. 359 00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,869 Carl is in a better place now... 360 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,780 Goldman Sachs. 361 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,807 This is for you, Carl. 362 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,778 (Kisses) 363 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,483 - This is the best part. - Why? 364 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,557 Amazing grace 365 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:24,222 Oh, 'cause you're singing, you think I'm... This is ridiculous 366 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:28,492 (both) How sweet the sound 367 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:35,299 That saved a wretch like me 368 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,668 (off-key) Ohh...! 369 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:42,373 (all) I once was lost, 370 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,943 But now am found 371 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,212 Ooh... 372 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:53,412 Was blind, but now I see 373 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:58,222 (high-pitched sobbing) 374 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,557 (Gasps) 375 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,626 Let's eat. (Chuckles) 376 00:21:02,205 --> 00:21:05,205 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 377 00:21:05,255 --> 00:21:09,805 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30328

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