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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,148 --> 00:00:03,345 (both laughing) 2 00:00:03,381 --> 00:00:04,809 (sighs loudly) 3 00:00:04,845 --> 00:00:06,508 Oh, God. 4 00:00:16,536 --> 00:00:18,263 We are good at what we do, aren't we? 5 00:00:18,263 --> 00:00:19,792 That we are. 6 00:00:19,828 --> 00:00:20,891 If I had the energy, I would 7 00:00:20,927 --> 00:00:22,089 totally high five you right now. 8 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:23,954 Ooh, yikes! I missed 25 calls 9 00:00:23,989 --> 00:00:26,218 and 46 e-mails! 10 00:00:26,253 --> 00:00:27,583 I missed two Instagram likes 11 00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:29,647 and an e-mail from Michelle Obama. 12 00:00:29,682 --> 00:00:31,911 "Dear Americans..." Oh, this is serious. 13 00:00:31,946 --> 00:00:33,875 We have to get out of this bed and get back to our lives. 14 00:00:33,911 --> 00:00:35,240 Yes, that we do. 15 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:37,371 Is that your hand on my breast? 16 00:00:37,406 --> 00:00:39,003 Is that your breast on my hand? 17 00:00:41,135 --> 00:00:43,197 (both moaning) 18 00:00:43,232 --> 00:00:45,894 Sync and corrections by squallounet www.addic7ed.com 19 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:49,756 I can't believe you haven't made one comment 20 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,554 about what's in my basket. 21 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:53,185 You notice anything unusual? 22 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,416 Lady deodorant. 23 00:00:55,451 --> 00:00:56,881 Pink razors. 24 00:00:56,916 --> 00:00:58,879 Is this a hint? Because in some countries, 25 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,743 - I'm too groomed. - No. 26 00:01:00,779 --> 00:01:02,574 I'm in a mature relationship, 27 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:04,172 so I'm maturely buying chick crap 28 00:01:04,207 --> 00:01:06,003 for Catherine to leave at my apartment. 29 00:01:06,038 --> 00:01:08,500 As opposed to the chick crap that you use at your apartment? 30 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,330 All right, make your little jokes, Amy Schumer. 31 00:01:11,365 --> 00:01:12,928 Now, see, over the years, women have wanted to leave 32 00:01:12,964 --> 00:01:14,884 stuff like this at my apartment, I've resisted. 33 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:15,525 Oh. 34 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,857 Catherine is different. 35 00:01:16,892 --> 00:01:18,389 And this gesture is my way of showing her. 36 00:01:18,424 --> 00:01:19,687 No, you know what? 37 00:01:19,722 --> 00:01:21,851 I am very happy for you. This is big. 38 00:01:21,886 --> 00:01:24,014 It almost justifies you dragging me out here 39 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,672 - to brag about your progress. - Yeah. 40 00:01:25,672 --> 00:01:27,003 Someday when you're in a relationship, 41 00:01:27,037 --> 00:01:28,600 you'll get to experience all this, too. 42 00:01:28,636 --> 00:01:30,166 I am in a relationship. 43 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,763 Remember Craig, the musician? 44 00:01:31,799 --> 00:01:33,262 Craig, Cra... 45 00:01:33,297 --> 00:01:35,059 I get all those Hollywood white guys mixed up. 46 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,224 - Oh, my... - That's the beauty of Catherine. 47 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,223 She's diverse. 48 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:39,454 She looks like our country. 49 00:01:39,489 --> 00:01:41,252 Remind why I agreed to help you. 50 00:01:41,287 --> 00:01:42,450 Oh, right, for the free stuff. 51 00:01:42,485 --> 00:01:44,481 (gasps) Ooh! 52 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:46,478 Cough syrup with codeine. 53 00:01:46,514 --> 00:01:49,143 Or as I like to call it... codeine with cough syrup. 54 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,206 Are you allowed to-to drink this in the store? 55 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:52,438 Mm-hmm. 56 00:01:52,473 --> 00:01:54,436 I'll-I'll pay. 57 00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:56,134 And here we are. 58 00:01:56,169 --> 00:01:57,432 Yep. 59 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:59,030 It took a woman like Catherine Sanders 60 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:03,291 to finally get Jimmy Martino to buy his lady tampons. 61 00:02:03,327 --> 00:02:04,923 Do they sell guns here? 62 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,188 Which ones do you think she'd like? 63 00:02:06,224 --> 00:02:07,620 Now, keep in mind she's a CEO, 64 00:02:07,655 --> 00:02:09,451 - so money is no object. - No, no. 65 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:12,181 It's an important decision. Could you draw me a picture 66 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,278 of what her vagina looks like? Which way does it lean? 67 00:02:14,314 --> 00:02:16,243 Well, left... 68 00:02:16,278 --> 00:02:17,974 My God, you're actually trying to answer that. 69 00:02:19,141 --> 00:02:20,571 Oh, sorry. 70 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:22,069 These are for my girlfriend. 71 00:02:22,105 --> 00:02:24,532 Embarrassing, right? 72 00:02:24,568 --> 00:02:26,198 You hear that? I just said "girlfriend." 73 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:27,729 I suppose "boyfriend" is gonna be next. 74 00:02:27,764 --> 00:02:29,027 Ah, see it was. 75 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:31,357 Thank you. 76 00:02:31,393 --> 00:02:33,055 (groans) 77 00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:38,183 Edie, isn't this great? 78 00:02:38,218 --> 00:02:39,381 Now that Mommy and Daddy are a couple, 79 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:40,713 she can walk around naked. 80 00:02:40,748 --> 00:02:41,845 I'm wearing a towel. 81 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,343 Yeah, but when you sat down... 82 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:45,807 - Never mind. - (sneezes loudly) 83 00:02:45,842 --> 00:02:47,538 Holy crap! What the hell was that? 84 00:02:47,573 --> 00:02:49,669 - I just sneezed. - No, this is you sneezing. 85 00:02:49,705 --> 00:02:51,068 (high-pitched): Achoo. 86 00:02:51,102 --> 00:02:52,865 - Achoo! - Exactly. 87 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,728 Oh, that's public sneeze persona. 88 00:02:55,763 --> 00:02:57,659 I guess I'm just getting comfortable around you. 89 00:02:57,695 --> 00:02:59,790 (chuckles) You know what? 90 00:02:59,825 --> 00:03:01,487 I love this, you know? 91 00:03:01,523 --> 00:03:02,820 Even though we've known each other for years, 92 00:03:02,854 --> 00:03:04,118 there's still so much we get 93 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:05,450 to discover about each other now. 94 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,682 If you're saying you want us to keep 95 00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:07,813 the door open when we use the bathroom, 96 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:09,211 I'm way ahead of you. 97 00:03:09,247 --> 00:03:10,477 Actually been waiting for the right time 98 00:03:10,512 --> 00:03:11,509 to ask you to stop that. 99 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:12,508 But you know what? 100 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:14,006 There is one very important part 101 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:15,671 of my life that you haven't experienced yet. 102 00:03:15,706 --> 00:03:18,634 You having disposable income? Hey-o! 103 00:03:18,669 --> 00:03:20,698 Just kidding. We're equally poor. 104 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,696 No, I'm talking about Friday movie night. 105 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:24,526 I've been doing it with my mom ever since I was a kid, 106 00:03:24,561 --> 00:03:26,025 but I never brought a girl to it. 107 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:28,788 You're saying I can come to movie night? Really? 108 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:29,854 Hell yeah. It's the best. 109 00:03:29,889 --> 00:03:31,685 It's a whole big tradition. 110 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,415 And let's just say it ain't your mama's movie night. 111 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:36,745 Although it is my mama's movie night. 112 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:38,510 Cool. Should I bring popcorn? 113 00:03:38,544 --> 00:03:40,607 Nah, just bring your love of cinema 114 00:03:40,643 --> 00:03:41,972 and adventure. 115 00:03:43,971 --> 00:03:46,266 Popcorn, she says. 116 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:52,093 Wait, you've never borrowed money from an employee? 117 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:53,125 Oh, it's the best. 118 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,757 They can't say no. 119 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,087 And they never have the balls to ask for it back. 120 00:03:57,122 --> 00:03:58,319 That sounds absolutely awful. 121 00:03:58,355 --> 00:03:59,584 And I'm dying to try it. 122 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,415 Watch this. Annelise, can I borrow...? 123 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:02,747 Not now, Jimmy, I'm busy. 124 00:04:02,782 --> 00:04:04,279 It's okay. I know where her purse is. 125 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,077 ANNELISE: I'm moving it. 126 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:07,574 Close your eyes. I have something for you. 127 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:10,737 Ooh, I hope you didn't spend too much. 128 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,735 And you didn't. 129 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:14,399 Feminine products. 130 00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:16,697 Wow, well, you really know how to spoil a girl. 131 00:04:16,732 --> 00:04:18,128 And I got you a whole toiletry kit 132 00:04:18,164 --> 00:04:19,693 that you can keep at my apartment... 133 00:04:19,728 --> 00:04:21,691 complete with a Sonicare toothbrush, 134 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:23,056 charging as we speak. 135 00:04:23,091 --> 00:04:25,054 That is really sweet. 136 00:04:25,088 --> 00:04:26,285 It's a little weird, 137 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:27,784 but I love it. 138 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:31,246 - Mwah. - (phone rings) 139 00:04:31,281 --> 00:04:32,578 (groans) 140 00:04:32,613 --> 00:04:34,741 My sister is a world-class nightmare. 141 00:04:34,777 --> 00:04:36,240 She was dropped on her head 142 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,571 once and it's her excuse for everything. 143 00:04:38,606 --> 00:04:40,734 I'm sorry, I'm just having a bad day. 144 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:42,099 I know exactly what you need. 145 00:04:42,135 --> 00:04:44,729 Stay right here, okay? 146 00:04:44,765 --> 00:04:47,160 Ravi, Catherine's having a bad day. 147 00:04:47,195 --> 00:04:49,025 Our Catherine? What's wrong? Is she okay? 148 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:50,356 I don't know, but you're gonna make it all better 149 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,021 by making a killer plate 150 00:04:52,056 --> 00:04:54,018 of cavatelli alla norcina with black truffles, stat. 151 00:04:54,053 --> 00:04:56,016 Oh, and everyone, I know I said 152 00:04:56,051 --> 00:04:57,747 the most important meal you ever made was for Mark Wahlberg. 153 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,178 Well, forget it. 154 00:04:59,214 --> 00:05:00,843 It's for my girlfriend. 155 00:05:00,878 --> 00:05:03,173 Okay, so listen, I'm-I'm at dinner. 156 00:05:03,209 --> 00:05:04,539 I got to go. 157 00:05:04,574 --> 00:05:07,402 No, just some guy I'm seeing. 158 00:05:08,736 --> 00:05:11,098 "Just some guy I'm seeing"? 159 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,836 All right, people. Prepare to be titillated. 160 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:17,868 I want your opinion on my love life. 161 00:05:17,904 --> 00:05:19,267 Oh, can it wait? 162 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:20,831 Edie thinks she's cooking spaghetti. 163 00:05:20,866 --> 00:05:23,229 It is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen. 164 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:25,395 No, it can't wait. 165 00:05:25,431 --> 00:05:26,428 Oh, that is the cutest little thing. 166 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:27,340 - Bam! - Bam! 167 00:05:27,365 --> 00:05:28,092 Thank you. 168 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,390 All right, Gerald, get her out of here. 169 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:30,789 We have important things to talk about. 170 00:05:30,824 --> 00:05:32,121 Okay, people, give us a minute. 171 00:05:32,156 --> 00:05:34,085 - Inner circle stuff. - They can stay. 172 00:05:34,121 --> 00:05:35,283 Okay, maybe we can just get rid of one of them. 173 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:36,282 (whispers): Doesn't matter who. 174 00:05:36,318 --> 00:05:37,947 All right, so this is 175 00:05:37,982 --> 00:05:39,545 about my girlfriend Catherine. 176 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:40,544 Wow, "girlfriend." 177 00:05:40,579 --> 00:05:41,809 Did you hear that, Edie? 178 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:42,907 Not only did he say "girlfriend," 179 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,239 but he said it casually. 180 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:45,804 Don't alert the tabloids yet, Edie. 181 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,103 Okay. 182 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,301 Last night, she referred to me as 183 00:05:48,336 --> 00:05:49,899 "just some guy she's seeing." 184 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:51,231 Why doesn't she see me as her boyfriend? 185 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:52,696 I mean, I give her gifts. 186 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,461 We have a one-to-one orgasm ratio. 187 00:05:54,496 --> 00:05:56,391 Dad, stop. Did you ever consider 188 00:05:56,426 --> 00:05:58,688 that perhaps you don't see yourself as a boyfriend? 189 00:05:58,723 --> 00:06:00,220 Gerald, I don't have time 190 00:06:00,255 --> 00:06:01,518 for your Chinese philosophy. 191 00:06:01,554 --> 00:06:03,283 Maybe she's dating someone better? 192 00:06:03,318 --> 00:06:05,413 Like who, Victor... God? 193 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:08,111 Or maybe she's aware of your reputation. 194 00:06:08,145 --> 00:06:09,342 Pillar of the community? 195 00:06:09,378 --> 00:06:11,007 Lovable man slut of the community. 196 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,703 Remember what comes up when you make me Google you? 197 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:16,567 Dozens of Getty Image photos of you 198 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:19,197 - and young gorgeous women. - There's me and the triplets. 199 00:06:19,232 --> 00:06:21,827 Maybe that's making her afraid to get serious with you. 200 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,491 You know what? You're right. 201 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:25,556 Yeah, maybe Catherine thinks of me as a playboy. 202 00:06:25,591 --> 00:06:27,820 That I'm too good for her. 203 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,418 I didn't say that last thing. 204 00:06:29,453 --> 00:06:31,815 I know the one thing that'll fix this. 205 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,414 You go online and replace every woman 206 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:35,810 in a photo with you with a really handsome guy. 207 00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:37,308 No, no, Victor, don't do that. 208 00:06:37,344 --> 00:06:39,572 Seriously, I'll be very mad if you do that. 209 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,971 You know, honestly if I were you, I would... 210 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:42,902 Gerald, before you finish that sentence, 211 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,999 I want you to stop and honestly ask yourself, 212 00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:47,895 "Does this have anything to do with Chinese philosophy?" 213 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:49,228 It doesn't. 214 00:06:49,262 --> 00:06:52,124 But I think you might think it does. 215 00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:53,855 So... we're gonna go. 216 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,487 Say "peace out, Grandpa." 217 00:06:55,522 --> 00:06:56,818 Peace out, Dampa. 218 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,848 Once again, Annelise is right. 219 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:01,779 Catherine thinks of me as a player. 220 00:07:01,814 --> 00:07:03,943 I'm gonna have to double down on this boyfriend stuff. 221 00:07:03,978 --> 00:07:05,341 Make her think I'm in for the long haul, 222 00:07:05,377 --> 00:07:08,337 and you know what? I know just what to do. 223 00:07:08,373 --> 00:07:09,602 That's my boss. 224 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,133 (chuckling) 225 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:13,365 Mmm, that's salty. 226 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,029 Not usable. 227 00:07:15,064 --> 00:07:16,295 228 00:07:18,494 --> 00:07:19,957 You did tell her 229 00:07:19,992 --> 00:07:21,488 the proceedings start at 7:00, right? 230 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:24,118 Mom, it's 7:02. Let's cut her some slack. 231 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,783 That's what I did at 7:01. 232 00:07:25,819 --> 00:07:26,948 (door opens) 233 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,180 I brought Tokyo Drift, bitches. 234 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,412 Let's watch. 235 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:30,610 Bu... 236 00:07:30,646 --> 00:07:32,142 Uh, hey. 237 00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:34,173 Look, I love that you're so excited about this, 238 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,004 but it's not so simple. 239 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,969 Yeah, we have a well-established 240 00:07:38,004 --> 00:07:39,334 movie selection process 241 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:40,931 that's actually more fun than the movie. 242 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:43,927 Unless we go with my first pick, Capote. 243 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,060 - Veto. - Reverse veto. 244 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:45,959 Danny DeVito. 245 00:07:45,994 --> 00:07:46,791 That's well played. 246 00:07:46,826 --> 00:07:48,988 Um... okay. 247 00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:51,885 This is... different. 248 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,116 All right. So it's your turn, babe. 249 00:07:53,152 --> 00:07:54,481 Now do you want to make a pick or do you 250 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,746 want to pass and bank one of your vetoes? 251 00:07:55,782 --> 00:07:57,211 VANESSA: Hmm... 252 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:59,741 I'd go with... 253 00:07:59,777 --> 00:08:00,974 Happy Gilmore. 254 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:02,638 That's a great idea! 255 00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:05,069 If it hadn't been Veto Corleone'd last week. 256 00:08:05,104 --> 00:08:06,533 - Yeah. - What does that mean? 257 00:08:06,568 --> 00:08:08,132 Well, it's a long story. 258 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:09,530 But a great one. See... 259 00:08:09,565 --> 00:08:10,628 I'll get it from context. 260 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,193 It's Mama's turn. 261 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:13,791 What about... 262 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,588 The Love Guru? 263 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:18,686 You're just trying to burn one of my vetoes. 264 00:08:18,721 --> 00:08:21,416 No, I want to watch The Love Guru. 265 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:22,847 All right. 266 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:24,878 Let's watch the famously-hated movie 267 00:08:24,914 --> 00:08:26,576 that we only own because it was 268 00:08:26,611 --> 00:08:28,873 in the DVD player we bought off Craigslist. 269 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:31,170 Veto. 270 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,369 (laughs) 271 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:34,100 All right. 272 00:08:34,135 --> 00:08:36,731 Not that this parliamentary exercise is not a blast, 273 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,028 but we are going to watch a movie tonight, right? 274 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:40,260 I don't know. 275 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:41,524 Maybe we should ask, 276 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,855 - uh, Forrest Gump. - Nagasaki! 277 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,686 Ah! Can't watch it for the next five years. 278 00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:47,984 My plan all along! 279 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:49,981 Oh! All right. 280 00:08:50,016 --> 00:08:52,411 I could use one of my ricochets... 281 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:54,176 but I've only got 90 left. 282 00:08:54,211 --> 00:08:55,741 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... 283 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:57,138 Oh, don't act like you like romcoms. 284 00:08:57,174 --> 00:08:58,837 SARA: Ah ha ha ha! 285 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,501 You don't know what I'm gonna do! 286 00:09:00,537 --> 00:09:02,366 - (doorbells rings) - (whistling) 287 00:09:02,401 --> 00:09:03,898 Coming! 288 00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:08,558 Ooh, sexy. 289 00:09:08,594 --> 00:09:09,990 Business on the outside, 290 00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:11,455 naked body underneath. 291 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:13,086 Yes, that is how clothing works. 292 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:16,715 So, I got the twist-off kind 293 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,546 so I could drink while I waited in line to pay. 294 00:09:18,582 --> 00:09:19,811 Okay. 295 00:09:19,847 --> 00:09:21,210 - My sister... - Uh-huh. 296 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:22,808 Has now somehow turned my folks against me. 297 00:09:22,844 --> 00:09:25,105 I mean, I gave her a job. 298 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:26,837 - Mm. - Listen to what she said... 299 00:09:26,872 --> 00:09:28,135 Yeah, hold that thought, 300 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:29,699 because I have a special treat for you. 301 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,530 Oh. Well, is it another bottle of wine? 302 00:09:31,566 --> 00:09:33,428 Because this one is almost empty. 303 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:34,660 No, better than that. 304 00:09:34,695 --> 00:09:35,926 And it's so messed up, 305 00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:37,590 because my sister works for me. 306 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,987 Well, she did work for me, until just recently... 307 00:09:40,023 --> 00:09:41,819 May I present... 308 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,782 Marv, my doorman. Marv, Catherine; 309 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:44,815 Catherine, Marv. 310 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,313 We met downstairs 311 00:09:46,348 --> 00:09:47,811 when you were calling your sister a whore. 312 00:09:47,846 --> 00:09:49,142 Mm. 313 00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:51,939 Yes. Nice to meet you. Again. 314 00:09:51,974 --> 00:09:54,170 Now, Marv, you've known me for a while and, uh, 315 00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:56,001 you've seen me date a number of women, have you not? 316 00:09:56,036 --> 00:09:57,266 Mm-hmm. All sorts of women. 317 00:09:57,301 --> 00:09:58,931 Blondes, brunettes; 318 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,394 25-year-olds, 28-year-olds; 319 00:10:01,429 --> 00:10:02,627 twins, triplets... 320 00:10:02,662 --> 00:10:03,625 JIMMY: Right, right, right. 321 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,123 And what is the one thing 322 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,921 - that none of 'em had? - A college degree. 323 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:08,386 Marv. 324 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:11,282 No. No, walk-in privileges to my apartment. 325 00:10:11,317 --> 00:10:12,149 Right? So, Marv, 326 00:10:12,183 --> 00:10:13,780 as my witness, 327 00:10:13,815 --> 00:10:15,744 I hereby give Catherine Sanders 328 00:10:15,779 --> 00:10:17,375 permission to come and go at her leisure. 329 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,439 No signing in, no buzzing up. 330 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:21,770 That is against leasing company policy. 331 00:10:21,805 --> 00:10:23,034 Right. Thanks, Marv. 332 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:24,267 So, what do you think, huh? 333 00:10:24,302 --> 00:10:25,632 Are you surprised? 334 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,897 It's really not necessary, Jimmy. 335 00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:28,561 I can just get buzzed up the normal way. 336 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:30,459 That would be a lot better for me, leasing company-wise. 337 00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:31,624 Uh, thanks, Marv. 338 00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:33,455 Wait a minute. I don't, I don't understand. 339 00:10:33,491 --> 00:10:35,286 I don't see how you're not jumping for joy over this. 340 00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:37,351 I'm giving you the keys to this castle. 341 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,715 It's a privilege that I didn't even extend to Lucy Liu... 342 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,712 and yes, this is my subtle way of telling you I dated Lucy Liu. 343 00:10:41,748 --> 00:10:43,710 You are acting like a child, Jimmy, 344 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,109 and if you haven't noticed, 345 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,106 I am already dealing with one of those today. 346 00:10:47,141 --> 00:10:48,671 What are you talking about? 347 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:50,568 Oh, my God, you really don't know. 348 00:10:50,603 --> 00:10:53,331 Why don't we just get this out in the open? 349 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:55,262 You don't think I'm boyfriend material, do you? 350 00:10:55,298 --> 00:10:57,560 - Are you? - Yes. 351 00:10:57,595 --> 00:10:59,724 - How does Marv not prove that? - Really? 352 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,355 Carting out your doorman? 353 00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,553 You are unbelievable, Jimmy. 354 00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:05,317 Yeah, and you're unappreciative. 355 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:07,248 You know how many women in this town would love this privilege? 356 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:08,513 Then call them. 357 00:11:08,549 --> 00:11:10,378 - Oh! - Shh! 358 00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:12,142 (phone ringing, groans) 359 00:11:12,178 --> 00:11:14,139 And it's my sister, for the billionth time. 360 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,704 (sighs) You know what? I have to go. 361 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,301 Hey, Marv. 362 00:11:18,336 --> 00:11:19,900 (ringing continues) 363 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:22,656 Maybe you could just put Catherine's name down on 364 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,128 - the sublease so it'll all work out... - Get out, Marv. 365 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:25,526 (drumroll) 366 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,357 (trumpeting) 367 00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:28,655 GERALD: All right. 368 00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,520 It was a long process, but once again, 369 00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,217 the system has prevailed. 370 00:11:32,253 --> 00:11:33,549 Ladies and gentlemen, 371 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:34,815 Regarding Henry. 372 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,180 VANESSA: I don't get it. 373 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:38,110 Does anybody even want to see this movie? 374 00:11:38,146 --> 00:11:39,343 No. 375 00:11:39,377 --> 00:11:41,041 But that's movie night. 376 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,638 I think it's getting kind of late. 377 00:11:42,674 --> 00:11:44,603 And even if it weren't, 378 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,267 I think I'm gonna hit the hay. 379 00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:47,766 Nah. Are you sure? 380 00:11:47,801 --> 00:11:49,664 Very sure. Good night. 381 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,427 (sighs) 382 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,025 Tonight was about showing 383 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,188 this tradition that I love to Vanessa 384 00:11:56,224 --> 00:11:57,620 and she hated it. 385 00:11:57,656 --> 00:11:59,618 What does that mean? 386 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,782 Are we just... incompatible? 387 00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:04,646 Hey, movie night ain't for everyone. 388 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:06,276 But good news, now that she's gone, 389 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:08,041 Patriot Games is back on the table. 390 00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:10,871 Hah! 391 00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:17,234 Far be it from me to question you, 392 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,230 but why are you restocking the oral hygiene aisle? 393 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:21,928 I'm returning all the things I bought for Catherine. 394 00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:23,259 We're done. 395 00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:24,791 Okay, but you know you can't return items 396 00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:26,223 just by putting them back the shelf. 397 00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:27,255 Well, how else do you do it? 398 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,253 Annelise usually does it for me. 399 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,519 You have to wait in line, 400 00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,950 talk to the manager, 401 00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:32,515 show them the receipt, give them the credit... 402 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,613 I'm not doing all that. 403 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:37,675 So why are you and Catherine done? 404 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,040 Got in a fight. 405 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:40,705 And she said she wanted to break up? 406 00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:42,236 Well, not in so many words, 407 00:12:42,272 --> 00:12:43,868 but that's usually what happens with me. 408 00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:45,666 We get in a fight, we break up and we never talk again. 409 00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:47,696 Every relationship has fights. 410 00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:49,594 Craig and I once had a huge yelling fight 411 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,193 over whether or not Tori 412 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,424 was on The Bachelor for the right reasons. 413 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,689 Well, she wasn't, clearly. 414 00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:54,722 - Right? - Right? 415 00:12:54,757 --> 00:12:56,187 Anyway, after I gave him 416 00:12:56,221 --> 00:12:57,584 the silent treatment for a couple of hours, 417 00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,183 we came together like adults, 418 00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:02,246 apologized, had crazy sex, and moved on. 419 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,576 Tell me what your fight was about. 420 00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:06,341 I don't know. She came over last night 421 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,873 and she got all worked up about her sister or something. 422 00:13:07,908 --> 00:13:09,037 But then I did this great thing. 423 00:13:09,073 --> 00:13:10,702 I had the doorman come in 424 00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:12,334 and give her walk-in privileges. 425 00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:14,698 Sort of a baller twist on giving her my house key. 426 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,162 Wouldn't her name have to be on the sublease? 427 00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:17,394 Yeah, I know. 428 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,159 But the point is that she got worked up, 429 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:20,623 she left and she said I wasn't boyfriend material. 430 00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:22,188 Well, what was the thing with the sister? 431 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:25,284 Ah... ding, ding, ding. 432 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,948 So it sounds like Catherine was having a personal problem 433 00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,946 and she could've used a little emotional support. 434 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,250 You know, the kind boyfriends tend to give their girlfriends. 435 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,779 - You think so? - Yes. 436 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,577 But I'm only a board-certified therapist 437 00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:36,942 who's always right. 438 00:13:36,977 --> 00:13:38,208 You don't think she moved on already? 439 00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:39,972 (laughs) It's been eight hours. 440 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,237 I would've moved on already. 441 00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:44,133 Go talk to her. I bet she's in her sweats 442 00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,231 eating a pint of cookie dough ice cream. Oh, by the way, 443 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,862 you're buying me a pint of cookie dough ice cream. 444 00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:49,261 What are you doing? 445 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,393 I'm not passing up free tampons. 446 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:51,525 And these are the good ones. 447 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,723 Oh, yeah, they are. 448 00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:53,855 None of the blue liquid gets through. 449 00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:55,919 Well, it doesn't. 450 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:57,717 - MAN: Yes! Yes! - (Vanessa grunts) 451 00:13:57,752 --> 00:14:00,014 Rip his junk off and use it as a puppet, Roy! 452 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:02,112 - It's so violent. - Hey. 453 00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:03,743 Thanks for letting us watch MMA here. 454 00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:05,741 Hey, that's what couples do for each other. 455 00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:06,167 Yeah. 456 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:07,339 Yeah, I know movie night wasn't your jam, 457 00:14:07,374 --> 00:14:08,570 but I'm excited to find 458 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:09,902 something else we can do together, yeah? 459 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,733 Maybe it's mixed martial arts. 460 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,832 - Mm. - MAN: Oh! 461 00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,197 - (grunts) - Make him hemorrhage! 462 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,596 Make him die in his 40s! 463 00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:18,092 - Uh, is that allowed? - Uh, it's encouraged. 464 00:14:18,127 --> 00:14:20,656 I love it when they cut to a shot of his family watching. 465 00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,488 Hey, you know what, I mean, I feel a little weird 466 00:14:22,522 --> 00:14:24,152 admitting this, and I'm not hoping for it, 467 00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:26,149 but if one of them dies, it would be pretty exciting. 468 00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:29,579 Hey, you actually enjoy this, baby? 469 00:14:29,614 --> 00:14:31,010 Yeah, I think I do. 470 00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:32,409 I mean, you know I love pro wrestling, 471 00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:34,240 and I love those live surgeries on Discovery. 472 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,204 It's kind of like the best of both worlds. 473 00:14:36,239 --> 00:14:37,635 All right, everyone, place your bets. 474 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:39,366 Shanahan versus Wong. 475 00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:41,630 - (grunts) - You in, G? 476 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,461 Uh, I mean, I haven't, uh, placed a bet in a while. 477 00:14:44,496 --> 00:14:46,791 Not long enough to forget the thrill. 478 00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:49,354 Oh, my God, do you have a gambling problem? 479 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,786 (laughing): No. 480 00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,617 No. Just a little online poker. 481 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:53,715 - Oh. - And some off-track betting. 482 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,347 Women's college basketball, 483 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,012 which, if you watch preseason, is basically free money. 484 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,310 Yo, my man, Money Mike. 485 00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,642 Uh, what's the max wager? 486 00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:01,207 You know what, don't answer that. 487 00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:02,938 Hey, I'm gonna get out of here. Why don't you hide that? 488 00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:04,004 That's probably best for me. 489 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:05,436 Hey, what time is the main event? 490 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,467 Uh, don't answer that. 491 00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:18,186 Hi, Jimmy. 492 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,017 Hi. I just came by to tell you 493 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,449 that I borrowed 20 bucks from Ravi, 494 00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:23,713 and I have no intention of ever paying him back. 495 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,510 Catherine, you're amazing. 496 00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:28,441 And I really like you, and I know I was an idiot. 497 00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:30,438 And, I'll tell you, if you were anyone else, 498 00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:34,167 I-I would have moved on by now, but I don't want to. 499 00:15:34,202 --> 00:15:36,132 And I don't think you want to either. 500 00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:40,160 Everything okay? 501 00:15:40,195 --> 00:15:42,690 Or is this Ken doll giving you a problem? 502 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,663 This is weird. 503 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,026 I guess so. It's just that 504 00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:55,290 usually when I have a big fight with a guy, 505 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,587 - that's how it goes. - Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you mean. 506 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,418 Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful threesome. 507 00:15:59,454 --> 00:16:00,417 Listen, Rick, 508 00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:01,849 I know I invited you here, 509 00:16:01,885 --> 00:16:03,447 but get out. 510 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:04,646 We haven't even had sex yet. 511 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,143 I just inhaled a pint of ice cream. 512 00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:08,141 That really wasn't gonna happen anyway. 513 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,039 I left my brother's graduation for this? 514 00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:13,069 I'm, um... 515 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:15,066 I'm gonna choose to ignore all that. 516 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,330 He's an old friend. 517 00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:18,761 Yours is bigger. 518 00:16:18,797 --> 00:16:21,657 That's all I needed to hear. 519 00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:24,053 Listen, I don't know what's going on with your sister, 520 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:25,450 and that's a problem. 521 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,882 I mean, you needed me to listen. 522 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,713 That seems like a very reasonable thing 523 00:16:28,748 --> 00:16:31,343 to expect from a guy who wants to be called your boyfriend. 524 00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:32,941 Well, it's also pretty reasonable 525 00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:34,938 that if a girl wants a guy to help, she should ask. 526 00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:38,368 I did feel this was mostly your fault. 527 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,565 For two very successful people, 528 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,396 we are idiots when it comes to relationships. 529 00:16:43,431 --> 00:16:44,427 And what do we do now? 530 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,859 Kissing couldn't hurt. 531 00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:47,857 - Oh. - (chuckles softly) 532 00:16:47,892 --> 00:16:49,588 You know what? 533 00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:51,752 I think we should wait on that. 534 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,982 Did the horny guy who just left kill the mood? 535 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:55,913 No, no. It's just that I think that 536 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:59,076 what a boyfriend and girlfriend are supposed to do now is cook 537 00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:01,340 and sit on the couch and talk and listen to ea... 538 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:05,036 Yeah. Well, the horny guy did sort of kill it, too. 539 00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:08,065 Come on. Now, tell me about this horrible sister of yours. 540 00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:10,063 - (knocking) - RICK: Yo! I left my phone in there! 541 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:13,193 Ooh. Baby, you can't have that. 542 00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:18,986 Baby, you can't have that. 543 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,316 EDIE: My beer. 544 00:17:21,352 --> 00:17:23,813 Hey, Vanessa, we need to talk about something. 545 00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:25,844 Your laptop was broken before my cousins got here. 546 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,108 Fine. Money Mike broke it. 547 00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:29,939 Fine. I broke it. 548 00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:31,470 It's okay. I got it all backed up 549 00:17:31,505 --> 00:17:32,868 on my external hard drive. 550 00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:34,800 (hissing inhale) Money Mike broke that. 551 00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:36,664 Fine. I broke that, too. 552 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,596 Let's... talk about that later. 553 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:41,491 Look... Vanessa, I'm-I'm worried about us. 554 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,855 You know? I mean, you didn't like my thing, 555 00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:46,452 and I literally can't do your thing ever. 556 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,450 We're two very different people. 557 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,814 Since when's that news? 558 00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:52,412 I know, but it's just... 559 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,843 what's our relationship gonna look like 560 00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:55,309 if we can't do anything together? 561 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:56,739 How will that work? 562 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,204 It just will. 563 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,300 Why aren't you worried about this? 564 00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:06,261 Gerald, nothing about you and me should work. 565 00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:08,092 - Not helping. - Think about it. 566 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,290 We got pregnant when we weren't even dating, 567 00:18:10,325 --> 00:18:12,321 we both still live with our families, 568 00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,252 my grandmother hates white people. 569 00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:17,248 Since when do we care about that stuff? 570 00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:18,913 I love you. 571 00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,710 Even during movie night, I loved you. 572 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:23,375 I love you, too. 573 00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:25,405 And we're still getting to know each other, right? 574 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,071 Mm-hmm. 575 00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:28,368 We'll figure out tons of stuff to do together. 576 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,765 Like, um... do you like mini golf? 577 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,896 - No. - Do you like gun ranges? 578 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,860 - No. - Do you like road trips? 579 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:35,562 No. 580 00:18:35,587 --> 00:18:37,557 Do you like just shooting guns in the desert? 581 00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:39,388 - No. - Oh. Do you like...? 582 00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:40,653 - Kissing? - Yes. 583 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:45,181 My beer. 584 00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:47,113 So, I caught my sister looking at porn at work. 585 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:47,745 Oh. 586 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:50,075 And-and I told her to stop, and she said no, 587 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,707 - so I had to fire her. - Hmm. 588 00:18:51,742 --> 00:18:53,271 I mean, filthy stuff. 589 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,236 Genres that I didn't even know existed. 590 00:18:55,271 --> 00:18:57,100 Really? Good thing I don't work for you. 591 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,698 (laughs) I'm just kidding. 592 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:00,863 I've got my own little porn star right here. 593 00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:02,860 Is that a romantic, boyfriendy thing to say? 594 00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:04,557 - Uh-uh, not really. - I didn't think so, no. 595 00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:06,223 (loud, indistinct chatter on TV) 596 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,220 Oh, want to watch The Bachelorette? It's 8:00. 597 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:09,818 I dated her for a hot minute. 598 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,815 - Oh, she's cute. - See what else is on. 599 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,646 Ooh, big Bill O'Reilly, huh? 600 00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:16,077 How about The O'Reilly Factor? 601 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,908 Oh, no, you did not. 602 00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:19,407 He was liberal in bed. 603 00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:21,571 I love that we're both funny. 604 00:19:21,606 --> 00:19:23,901 (doorbell rings) Who's that? Backup booty call? 605 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:26,298 - Been there. - Wait. No. 606 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,863 Coming! 607 00:19:33,192 --> 00:19:36,453 Jimmy, this is my security guard Brent. 608 00:19:36,488 --> 00:19:38,483 Brent, this is Jimmy, 609 00:19:38,518 --> 00:19:40,381 my boyfriend. 610 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,443 No need to buzz him up from the gate. 611 00:19:44,478 --> 00:19:46,441 He can drive on whenever he wants. 612 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,769 Thank you. 613 00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:53,432 You know, when I say we should just cuddle and talk, 614 00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,662 I completely forgot about make-up sex. 615 00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:59,558 Oh, right! It slipped my mind, too. 616 00:20:01,391 --> 00:20:03,952 Did you really sleep with Bill O'Reilly? 617 00:20:03,988 --> 00:20:06,183 Yours is bigger. 618 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:07,981 Ah. All I needed to hear. 619 00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:11,077 (laughing) 620 00:20:11,112 --> 00:20:13,042 Sync and corrections by squallounet www.addic7ed.com 621 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:17,642 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44316

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