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- (phone chimes)
- SARA: Okay, so I have plenty of snacks,
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and I will be back to
pick Edie up in two hours.
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- Are you listening me to me?
- (phone chimes)
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No, this crazy girl I went out with
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a couple weeks ago keeps texting me.
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She won't leave me alone.
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Kind of like you guys.
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So she's still texting you
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even after you told her
you weren't interested?
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I didn't tell her that.
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- I'm ghosting her, see?
- What is that?
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Oh, it's this cool new thing
where you ignore someone
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- who likes you until they go away.
- (phone chimes)
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- Ooh, "ghosting," huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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So I guess I've been ghosting the gym
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for the past few years.
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- You're using it wrong.
- Well, you're the one ignoring
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- (phone chimes)
- a nice young lady, so who's more wrong?
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-_
- JIMMY: She's not nice, she's crazy.
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Eh, what do you know?
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(singsongy): Don't kill our granddaughter.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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- _
- JIMMY: Bye.
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SARA: Later.
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Your grandmother doesn't
understand us young people.
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Ghosting's totally on flick.
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Flack.
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-_
- That's not right, is it?
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Edie, what do you got here, a magazine?
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- _
- (laughs)
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(snoring)
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(doorbell buzzing)
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Must be your grandma.
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I got everything except for
the smiling pile of poo.
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(chuckles nervously)
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All right, my horsey's
about to lay the smackdown.
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(whinnies badly)
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- How does the horsey go?
- (whinnies)
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Wait a minute, are you letting me win?
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What are you talking about?
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Because the only time I
win is when you let me win.
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And the only time you let me
win is when you want me happy
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because you're going to give me bad news.
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Is that what's happening here?
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No. You just outplayed me.
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I thought so.
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Checkmate, sucker.
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I let you win. I have bad news.
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Damn it. What?
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We're trending in the wrong direction.
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Reservations have gone down 15%
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over the last two months.
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Well, how did that happen?
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Well, for starters, everyone
can see in the kitchen.
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I mean, nobody wants to see
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this freak show while they're eating.
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Hey, guys, Jimmy's here! Jimmy!
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ANNELISE: That's always been there.
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That hasn't changed...
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- you have.
- What?
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I haven't changed. How have I changed?
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This is L.A. A restaurant can't stay on top
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unless you make it your whole life.
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Ever since your family came
along, you've gone soft.
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(sputters) "Gone soft."
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I don't even know what my
granddaughter's middle name is.
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Margaret, or Christine?
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Oh, it is Christine.
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Isn't that pretty? Edie Christine.
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Face it, you haven't been
on your "A" game lately.
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When I started here,
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there was nothing you
wouldn't do for this place.
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Show me your arm.
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Not that.
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This.
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November '06.
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You wanted the governor to
have his election party here,
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so what'd you do?
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You jumped the fence
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and stormed his security detail
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so you could give him
a personal invitation.
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They tackled me and gave
me this scar, remember?
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We need that guy back.
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That guy would pull us out of this.
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You're right.
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All right, this place
needs a shot in the arm,
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something big to get us back on track.
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What do you guys got?
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I've got a good idea, Boss.
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- You really want to make a splash?
- Don't say it, Ravi.
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Tableside guacamole.
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- Get out.
- Great.
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ANNELISE: There's one
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tried-and-true way to get hot again.
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We score a huge celebrity
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and get them to give us a shout-out.
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JIMMY: Good, yeah. You know,
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we've been lacking in
that area a little bit.
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We need somebody big, you know?
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Somebody cool, like, uh,
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like your Sinatras or your Brandos...
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Or someone who's not dead.
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What about Chason Fairwick?
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Who's that? I don't know who he is.
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He's a musician who just blew up.
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His first tour sold out in two minutes.
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But more importantly for us,
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he's got 60 million
followers across social media
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who do whatever he says.
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Good. That's exactly what we need.
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Get me Chason Fairwick.
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Eh...
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- What do you mean, "eh"?
- Nothing.
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You know, I'm sure he'd be
great for the restaurant
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if you want someone, you know,
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popular and-and mainstream.
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- We do.
- Someone who appeals
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- to the "masses... "
- Again, we do.
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Or here's another way to go.
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I don't even know if
he's available, but...
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Norway's number one electronic
flautist, Borgshaft.
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I have an idea.
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We get L.A.'s number one dork.
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I'll see if he's available.
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Gerald, are you available?
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(laughter)
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Did you just make that up?
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I may have underestimated you.
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You don't even know what you're
talking about, Victor, okay?
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Borgshaft basically invented
alt-electro dirge pop.
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Pitchfork just said he's,
like, "the next Flardsgaard."
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And Nerdfork says you're
the next Dorksgaard.
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(laughter)
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All right, get me this Chason guy.
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I gotta get out of here
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before I die laughing. Victor.
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All right, now that that's done,
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let's start that tableside guac meeting.
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(indistinct chatter)
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You guys ghosting me?
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- (electronic pop playing)
- Why are you playing that?
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What is that?
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Are you punishing her?
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What? This is Borgshaft.
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- This is good.
- (jabbering)
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Edie, you think this is cool, right?
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Bad.
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(laughs)
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Sometimes we think we're teaching our kids,
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but really, they're teaching us.
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Sara, baby, I don't have time
to talk to you guys right now.
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- I'm on a mission.
- Oh, Edie, we're gonna have
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to hear Jimmy's take on the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict another time.
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All right. Hey, Gerald,
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Annelise can't find this Chason kid,
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so I need you to hack into his server
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and triangulate his location.
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You know I'm not a hacker, right?
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And besides, hacking's a crime
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and I definitely don't want to go to jail
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for some no-talent tool.
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He's at a tattoo parlor in Hollywood.
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How'd you figure that out?
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He just posted,
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"I'm at a tattoo parlor in Hollywood."
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Looks like it has to be
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one of these nine locations.
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Oh, man.
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It's like I'm in "The Matrix".
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I literally just Googled
"tattoo parlors in Hollywood."
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Stop speaking code, man. Oh, God.
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Don't let that kid near my computer.
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He's gonna crash a satellite into the Moon.
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Girl, I can't even...
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- Is that Chason Fairwick?
- Yeah.
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I can't even, oh, I can't even, oh
- What? He's good.
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-
Girl
- Stop it, Edie.
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You're better than that.
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I just can't even
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I can't even, oh, girl
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Are you asking for a time out?
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I can't even, oh...
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(tattoo gun buzzing)
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If he's not at this tattoo place,
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can we stop for lunch?
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I need a falafel in me or something.
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Come on, what would Harriet Tubman do?
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- No.
- You know, it's not because you're...
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- Just stop.
- All right.
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Oh, is that him?
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- That's him.
- ANNELISE: Yeah.
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Right? Come on.
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Can I help you? It's customers only.
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Oh, then I'm in luck,
because I'm a customer.
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- One tattoo, please.
- Want to look through the book?
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I'm not really a by-the-book kind of guy.
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I'll take a Tasmanian Devil.
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Page 42.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Nice ink you're getting there.
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Got the same tat myself.
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Don't ask me where.
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You have a tattoo of my dad's birthday?
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Yeah, August 19, 1962.
Yeah, I got that one.
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I'm, uh, I'm Jimmy Martino.
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- Hey, idiot. Sit still.
- All right, let's bounce.
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Wait. Hold on. Hold on, guys. Hey.
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You know, uh, after I get a new tat,
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I like to celebrate with a great meal.
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What are you guys doing tonight?
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- Can you just do that, please?
- ANNELISE: Wait, wait, wait.
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Jimmy owns an upscale restaurant nearby.
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- Yeah, it's called Jimmy's.
- We'll hook you up:
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VIP treatment, tasting menu, the works.
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Hey, I'm busy tonight,
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but can I bring some
friends by on Saturday?
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That depends. Are they ink-heads like us?
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- What?
- You can bring 'em, sure.
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Hey, Cooper, hook it up, all right?
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So we're super excited for Saturday.
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Just a heads up: Chason
can be a bit demanding.
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When he says "some friends," it's
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usually somewhere in the 90-120 range.
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Oh, also, he's on a real '80s kick lately,
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so if you could, like, deck
out the place, that'd be great.
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Actually, you have to do that.
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And also, this stuff, too.
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(sighs)
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Pinball machines,
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mandatory '80s costumes,
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nothing maroon, tableside guacamole.
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Look, if you're not feeling
it, now's the time to back out.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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You bring it. We'll see you Saturday night.
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Okay.
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No.
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Get that thing away from me.
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- He paid already, right?
- Yeah.
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Okay, well, let's give my dolphin a friend.
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This is good. Very '80s.
We got a pinball machine,
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- (musical tone plays)
- big colors...
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Oh, look at this.
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(musical tones playing)
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- Happy now? Okay.
- Yeah.
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Ravi, I never thought I'd say this,
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but how are we on the tableside guac?
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We are guaced and loaded, Boss.
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Now, look, I know we're doing
this just because of Chason,
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but I really think when you see
this baby on its feet, you...
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- I can't believe this.
- Me neither.
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Chason Fairwick is gonna
be in this restaurant.
255
00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,928
- No, Chason specifically said no maroon.
- This is red.
256
00:07:58,953 --> 00:08:01,398
Do you want to have that
conversation with him?
257
00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,253
You seem very tense.
258
00:08:03,279 --> 00:08:04,390
What happened to the fun,
259
00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:06,278
freewheeling Jimmy we've come to love?
260
00:08:06,303 --> 00:08:08,462
That Jimmy brought shame
upon this restaurant.
261
00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:09,541
But tonight, that's all gonna change
262
00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,461
with a little help from
my friend Chason...
263
00:08:11,486 --> 00:08:12,685
- Fairwick.
- Fairwick.
264
00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,571
Now, he's gonna come in,
we're gonna impress him,
265
00:08:14,596 --> 00:08:15,427
he's gonna promote us,
266
00:08:15,452 --> 00:08:16,622
and we're gonna be right back on top.
267
00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:18,646
It's a social media world out there, kids.
268
00:08:18,671 --> 00:08:20,444
It really is. You've got to trend.
269
00:08:20,469 --> 00:08:21,549
You've got to post.
270
00:08:21,574 --> 00:08:23,834
It's all about the hashtag, Groupon.
271
00:08:23,859 --> 00:08:25,451
Those are words.
272
00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:27,242
- Better?
- Is this a joke?
273
00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:29,419
That's the maroonest thing I've ever seen.
274
00:08:29,781 --> 00:08:32,076
Make her a necklace, will you?
275
00:08:32,101 --> 00:08:35,660
I catch the paperboy
276
00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:38,756
But things don't really change
277
00:08:38,781 --> 00:08:40,428
I'm standing in the wind...
278
00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,538
- Color me impressed.
- VANESSA: This is phat.
279
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,756
"Phat" is not '80s.
280
00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:45,608
Groovy? Too far back.
281
00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:46,471
Where's my beef?
282
00:08:46,495 --> 00:08:47,670
Whatever.
283
00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,695
The '80s are my decade.
284
00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,263
I'm kind of an expert.
285
00:08:51,389 --> 00:08:53,389
Well, they hit your basics.
286
00:08:53,425 --> 00:08:55,425
Your neons, your fishnets.
287
00:08:55,425 --> 00:08:57,425
- (knocks)
- This song's pretty dece.
288
00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:58,451
I can work with this.
289
00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,962
I'm gonna show those kids how we do.
290
00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:02,600
Hey, you guys came in costume, too.
291
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,625
"Too"? You're in costume?
292
00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,262
Yeah, well, I don't
want to look ridiculous.
293
00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:07,177
Okay, welcome.
294
00:09:07,202 --> 00:09:09,202
Thanks for coming. Oh, and, uh,
295
00:09:09,227 --> 00:09:10,428
please move out of the reception line.
296
00:09:10,453 --> 00:09:11,279
Thank you.
297
00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:14,125
Uh, uh, question. I know
the drinks are free,
298
00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:16,150
but there's not gonna
be a tip jar, is there?
299
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,701
Here, take the money.
300
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:19,807
Hmm, thank you.
301
00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:21,679
What about the tips?
302
00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:24,645
Hey, uh, Dad, when Chason gets
here, will you introduce us?
303
00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:25,936
Why, so you can tell him he's not as good
304
00:09:25,961 --> 00:09:27,530
as your weird Swiss yodeler guy?
305
00:09:27,554 --> 00:09:28,878
I promise I won't say anything to Chason
306
00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,470
that's not true.
307
00:09:31,752 --> 00:09:33,556
Keep an eye on him, huh?
308
00:09:33,581 --> 00:09:35,566
Mm.
309
00:09:35,591 --> 00:09:36,994
ANNELISE: Jimmy.
310
00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:39,572
Chason's coming in
through the back entrance.
311
00:09:40,472 --> 00:09:42,472
Hey. Welcome.
312
00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:44,502
Hey, what's up, man? I'm Chason.
313
00:09:44,527 --> 00:09:47,622
I know. I met you at the tattoo parlor.
314
00:09:47,647 --> 00:09:49,038
Listen, Chason, we've, uh,
315
00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:50,419
we've done everything, uh,
316
00:09:50,444 --> 00:09:52,733
to make tonight as great
as possible for you.
317
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,256
My goal is, if you have
a good time, that you'll
318
00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:55,690
tell everyone how great Jimmy's is.
319
00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:58,119
Cool. Hey, so what's
with all the decorations?
320
00:09:58,144 --> 00:09:59,400
This, like, an '80s restaurant?
321
00:09:59,425 --> 00:10:01,170
No, no, your assistant said
322
00:10:01,195 --> 00:10:03,060
that you were going through
an '80s phase, so...
323
00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:05,400
Oh, I guess so.
324
00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:07,560
- Hey, which wall do I get to paint?
- You're gonna paint a wall?
325
00:10:07,585 --> 00:10:09,363
Not if you're gonna be a dick about it.
326
00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:11,933
Who...
327
00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:13,406
Boss?
328
00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:14,618
I can't work like this.
329
00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:18,028
These avocados are a
little firm for tableside.
330
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,642
People don't want to see me
struggle through the mash.
331
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,788
- No, I got it.
- What's up, man?
332
00:10:22,813 --> 00:10:25,062
I wonder if he knows
he's not a good musician?
333
00:10:25,087 --> 00:10:27,087
Nobody put a $20 in that tip jar.
334
00:10:27,112 --> 00:10:28,263
He put that in himself.
335
00:10:28,288 --> 00:10:29,410
Somebody's got to tell him.
336
00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:30,954
You know, and if I don't, who will?
337
00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:33,220
Do you see the psychology here?
338
00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:34,164
He's trying to get people
339
00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:35,189
to tip him bigger.
340
00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:37,303
Screw it, I'm going in.
341
00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:38,159
Here you go.
342
00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:40,408
Thank you.
343
00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:44,823
I can't just put a dollar in there.
344
00:10:44,848 --> 00:10:46,633
It's gonna make me look
cheap next that $20.
345
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:50,014
I guess I'll just give him a $20.
346
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,985
(laughs)
347
00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,916
You clever little bastard.
348
00:10:55,941 --> 00:10:59,076
I was watching these videos of
Kesha giving her fans tattoos,
349
00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:01,101
and I was like, "That is so badass."
350
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:04,274
So I asked my lawyer if
I could steal the idea,
351
00:11:04,299 --> 00:11:06,299
and he's like, "Yeah, I guess."
352
00:11:06,324 --> 00:11:07,701
(chuckles) Right?
353
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:09,739
Here we go. You know, I'm
not that good at it yet,
354
00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:10,883
but curves are hard.
355
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:13,522
Hey, Chason, I need to tell
you something, all right?
356
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,440
Something you need to know.
357
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,096
You might be rich and famous,
and loved by everyone,
358
00:11:17,121 --> 00:11:19,400
and even more handsome up
close than you are on TV...
359
00:11:19,425 --> 00:11:20,803
Wow, thank you so much for saying that.
360
00:11:20,828 --> 00:11:23,111
No, no, no, there's a big
finish here. You are...
361
00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:24,998
You know, a lot of guys are afraid
362
00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:26,786
to compliment me to my face.
363
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,957
But it takes a real man
to look me in the eyes
364
00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:30,455
and tell me that he loves me.
365
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,351
This guy. This guy right here,
366
00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,559
he gets it. I like you, man.
367
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:36,383
Yeah, you're real, you're raw.
368
00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,976
I'm gonna call you Honest Abe.
369
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,648
Yeah, I mean, unless you
don't like that name.
370
00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:40,672
Be honest.
371
00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:42,032
I know you will be.
372
00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:43,490
- Listen, I...
- JIMMY: Hey.
373
00:11:43,515 --> 00:11:44,515
What's going on here?
374
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:45,540
What's going on here
375
00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:46,976
is the birth of a beautiful friendship.
376
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:49,115
It's been a heck of a misunderstanding.
377
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,365
- I don't...
- Ger, Ger.
378
00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:53,006
See, this night is very
important to me, okay?
379
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:54,616
I need you to be a team player, please?
380
00:11:54,641 --> 00:11:55,769
It's for the restaurant.
381
00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:57,170
- Yeah...
- Hey, Honest Abe,
382
00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:58,840
you gonna come back and hang?
383
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:02,661
Uh, yes.
384
00:12:02,686 --> 00:12:04,224
- Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah.
385
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,185
- Cool, man. Hey.
- Awesome.
386
00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,508
- You thirsty?
- Yeah.
387
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,959
Hey, grab me and Abe, uh,
388
00:12:07,984 --> 00:12:09,600
you know the drink with
the little balls in it?
389
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,607
- Boba?
- Do I look like a chef?
390
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,760
I don't know; grab me, like, 20 of them.
391
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:18,662
392
00:12:18,687 --> 00:12:20,983
Can I just say that is a hot outfit?
393
00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:22,088
Where did you get it?
394
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:23,743
Oh, the place where I got all of this
395
00:12:23,768 --> 00:12:25,572
closed down before you were born.
396
00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,597
Wait, this is all from the '80s?
397
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,722
Yeah!
398
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,253
That is so cool.
399
00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:32,438
This is such an underrated song!
400
00:12:32,463 --> 00:12:33,868
This was my jam!
401
00:12:33,893 --> 00:12:35,181
This is how you do the dance.
402
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:37,892
403
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,748
You are such a baller.
404
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:42,100
Let me translate that for you into '80s.
405
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,180
I'm choice.
406
00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,206
- Good for you.
- What?
407
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,092
Good for you! I want to be
like you when I'm your age.
408
00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:51,113
Is this part of the dance?
409
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,817
Oh, are you just tired?
410
00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:57,355
411
00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:03,694
This is so humiliating.
412
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:05,079
I'm running around trying to get the kid
413
00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:06,818
all these boba drinks. (spits)
414
00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:09,914
And what's with this big fake show of his,
415
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,905
forgetting who I am. Nobody forgets this.
416
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:13,941
It's not humiliating;
it's what we have to do.
417
00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,910
When are you gonna ask him for the plug?
418
00:13:15,935 --> 00:13:17,303
Is that how you think it works?
419
00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:20,131
Look, with us VIPs, we don't
like being told what to do.
420
00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:21,685
You know, there's a whole dance involved.
421
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:22,952
Now, if we played our cards right,
422
00:13:22,977 --> 00:13:24,276
he's probably posting right now.
423
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,404
Let's check.
424
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,607
All right, let's see.
425
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,360
Chasondadream.
426
00:13:29,385 --> 00:13:30,788
Chasondadream? (scoffs)
427
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:31,675
That's so clever.
428
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,432
I need to come up with a funny one.
429
00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:35,457
At Jimmy...
430
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,247
He's been posting non-stop
since he got here.
431
00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:40,840
When he arrived, he wrote,
432
00:13:40,865 --> 00:13:42,748
"Just got here." Didn't say where.
433
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:45,356
Then he wrote, "What's
your favorite movie?"
434
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:46,252
10,000 faves.
435
00:13:46,278 --> 00:13:47,894
"Poseidon Adventure."
436
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:51,819
Then he just posted,
"Uh-oh, phone about to die".
437
00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:53,844
#DatBatteryLife."
438
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:54,928
- His phone's dying?
- Mm-hmm.
439
00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:56,001
All right, I'm going in.
440
00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:57,373
Jimmy... (snaps fingers)
441
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,733
I had it.
442
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,921
You make me forget things.
443
00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:02,660
Okay, what do you think about this line?
444
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:07,420
Girl, stop those games you playing.
445
00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:08,803
Oh, my God, I love that.
446
00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,073
Shh...
447
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,809
Be honest, is it a game-changer?
448
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,024
- Honestly?
- Yes.
449
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,241
(smacks lips) It's a game-changer.
450
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:16,997
I love it.
451
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,647
Oh! That's my boy right there.
452
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:19,503
Come on!
453
00:14:19,528 --> 00:14:21,527
- You're so locked in. (grunts)
- Yeah. Ch-ch.
454
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:23,831
- Right? (laughs)
- JIMMY: Hey. Chason, Ger.
455
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:25,759
Looks like you guys are
having a good time, right?
456
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:26,760
- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.
457
00:14:26,785 --> 00:14:28,621
Just, uh, hanging, doing our thing.
458
00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:30,920
Ooh, that'd be a good tweet.
459
00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:34,092
- I'd retweet it.
- Oh, nice, dude.
460
00:14:34,117 --> 00:14:34,827
Yeah.
461
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,214
Yeah, about that.
462
00:14:36,239 --> 00:14:38,301
I hate to bring up business, but...
463
00:14:38,326 --> 00:14:39,842
RAVI: Hello.
464
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,295
Who here's ready to rock out
465
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,679
with their guac out?
466
00:14:42,704 --> 00:14:43,704
You want to spice up your night?
467
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,045
Ravi, we're in the middle of something.
468
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,303
Guacamole? Yes, please.
469
00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:49,202
You got a Mexican guy and everything?
470
00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:50,948
That's not racist.
471
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,104
(Chason laughs)
472
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,471
Nice.
473
00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:54,496
All right.
474
00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:55,680
So the first thing you want to do
475
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,365
is find a nice and ripe avocado.
476
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,866
This one will have to
do; I didn't buy them.
477
00:15:00,891 --> 00:15:03,248
Listen, I've really tried
to deliver for you tonight,
478
00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:04,923
so I was hoping you could
do something for me.
479
00:15:04,948 --> 00:15:07,592
I don't think so. I'm just
trying to have fun tonight, man.
480
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:08,749
I want you to have fun.
481
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:11,013
Can we just talk some business first?
482
00:15:11,038 --> 00:15:13,429
Hey, we can talk business later, okay?
483
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,996
You know what we should do now?
484
00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:16,893
This guy.
485
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:18,053
He'll get a tattoo.
486
00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:19,079
Total ink head.
487
00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:21,103
Right?
488
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,128
Oh, those are forever.
489
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:26,153
As tempting as it... as it-it looks,
490
00:15:26,178 --> 00:15:28,556
uh, my regular tat guy would not...
491
00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:29,920
- he would just not like this.
- (sighs)
492
00:15:29,945 --> 00:15:31,882
He gets so jealous.
493
00:15:31,907 --> 00:15:33,521
(chanting): Do it.
494
00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:35,588
Do it. Do it...
495
00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:36,475
You guys like a little kick?
496
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,609
ALL (chanting): Do it! Do it!
497
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:43,634
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do
it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
498
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:44,791
All right.
499
00:15:44,816 --> 00:15:45,816
Let's do it!
500
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,420
Yeah! (whooping)
501
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,035
- Let's do this!
- That's my boy!
502
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:52,375
And now we celebrate
with a little guacamole.
503
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,614
(chuckles)
504
00:15:53,639 --> 00:15:56,116
You know what? I don't like this light.
505
00:15:56,141 --> 00:15:57,641
Come on. Let's go.
506
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,439
- Oh.
- CHASON: We out.
507
00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:01,851
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's get out of here.
508
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:04,181
Wait, Gerald, do you want
to take the guac with you?
509
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,640
Oh, hey, buddy...
510
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,449
This is my "guacalypse" now.
511
00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:12,624
Hey. Isn't this cool?
512
00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,498
What is that? Is that a tattoo?
513
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:16,420
Yeah, Chason gave it to me.
514
00:16:16,445 --> 00:16:18,087
It-it's "C" for Chason.
515
00:16:18,112 --> 00:16:19,831
He said curves are hard.
516
00:16:19,857 --> 00:16:23,598
- (scoffs)
- What's wrong with you?
517
00:16:23,622 --> 00:16:25,955
Ugh, you remember when that was us?
518
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:27,799
Back in the actual '80s?
519
00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:29,694
We were young, having a blast,
520
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,013
not worrying about what anybody thought.
521
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,998
Look at me, I'm turning
my whole life upside down
522
00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:35,668
trying to please some Bieber wannabe
523
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:37,148
for a tweet I'll probably never get.
524
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:40,309
You did all of this for a tweet?
525
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,612
Ew, don't tell other people that.
526
00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:43,608
You know, I used to get a kick
527
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,633
out of hustling for the
restaurant, but now?
528
00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:47,928
Like, how far is too far?
529
00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:49,953
It's just a guess, but I'd say letting
530
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:52,976
a one-hit wonder brand you
for life with a dirty needle.
531
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:54,832
Eh, who am I to talk?
532
00:16:54,857 --> 00:16:56,155
I mean, what am I even doing here?
533
00:16:56,155 --> 00:16:57,348
I look ridiculous.
534
00:16:57,373 --> 00:16:58,697
You look like a roadie for Heart.
535
00:16:58,722 --> 00:17:00,139
A cool roadie.
536
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:03,248
Remember what we did last time
you wore an outfit like that?
537
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,606
- (trills tongue)
- Yes.
538
00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:06,723
But the last time I wore
an outfit like this,
539
00:17:06,748 --> 00:17:09,121
you didn't have that thing on your arm.
540
00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:10,696
Oh, I got to get this disinfected.
541
00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:12,407
Annelise!
542
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:15,202
You're still here?
543
00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:16,482
Rock on, girl.
544
00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:18,030
My mom would so be asleep by now.
545
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:19,931
(laughs dryly)
546
00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:21,982
547
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,678
Okay, here it comes.
548
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,475
And... okay, wait for my go-kart.
549
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,875
- Okay.
- And...
550
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,373
- You see it?
- Hey.
551
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:30,895
(laughs) There it goes. Yeah.
552
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,068
- Crazy.
- Sick, right?
553
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,405
So sick. I got another one
554
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,925
that's not as-as good as
this, but I'll find it.
555
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,452
How important would you
say tonight is for my dad?
556
00:17:38,477 --> 00:17:40,396
You were with your dad
when he read that rumor
557
00:17:40,421 --> 00:17:42,785
about Padma Lakshmi's marriage
being on the rocks, right?
558
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,361
Yeah, it was the first time he hugged me.
559
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,130
He wants this more than Padma.
560
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:48,053
He loves this restaurant
more than anything.
561
00:17:48,078 --> 00:17:51,570
More than Padma? Oh, my God.
562
00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:53,194
Barkeep!
563
00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:56,020
I'm yelling at you!
564
00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:57,842
At the top of my lungs!
565
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,078
(women chattering)
566
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,818
(sighs) What am I, invisible?
567
00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:06,342
I see you.
568
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,367
I'm Kyle.
569
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,187
I'm Sara.
570
00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:12,531
I'm about to head out.
571
00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:15,058
Any chance you want to head
to a party in Silver Lake?
572
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,209
Hold that thought.
573
00:18:18,234 --> 00:18:19,041
Here, come with me.
574
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:20,505
Okay.
575
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:26,386
(gasps) Hey, yoo-hoo.
576
00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:28,334
See this hot young guy?
577
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:29,938
He just asked me to leave with him.
578
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:32,249
So, yeah, "good for me" is right.
579
00:18:32,273 --> 00:18:34,273
Yeah, that's what I said, good for you.
580
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:36,210
Yeah, but you said it with a tone.
581
00:18:37,764 --> 00:18:40,223
Hey, so does that mean you want to come?
582
00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:42,022
You're sweet, but no.
583
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,047
I'm, like, 20 years older than you.
584
00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:45,834
Whoa, you're 38?
585
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,865
Yes.
586
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,053
Yes, I am.
587
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,749
All right, so what do you want?
588
00:18:51,774 --> 00:18:53,254
You want a "C" for Chason?
589
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,597
"A" for Abe?
590
00:18:54,622 --> 00:18:55,622
What's smaller?
591
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:57,725
Gerald, what are you doing?
592
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,299
Oh, he's still deciding.
593
00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:01,155
No, no, you know what,
594
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,530
Chason, he's not deciding.
595
00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:04,693
Chason, I've taken your crap all night.
596
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,481
I-I've gone further than I thought I would.
597
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:07,714
There's a line, okay?
598
00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:09,184
And this is crossing it.
599
00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:10,850
So my son is not getting a tattoo.
600
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,403
Unless of course you want a tattoo, son.
601
00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:14,100
- No, I don't.
- No, he doesn't want a tattoo.
602
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,542
- Dude...
- Chason, come on, you know why you're here.
603
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:19,357
Okay, start promoting my
restaurant, or get the hell out.
604
00:19:19,382 --> 00:19:21,405
JIMMY: Chason!
605
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:25,174
Chason, hey, at least
say, "I hate Jimmy's."
606
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:27,125
We can edit that out, right?
607
00:19:27,576 --> 00:19:28,842
Uh, Dad, if I may?
608
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:29,998
Hey, Chason.
609
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:32,101
You know, you may be rich and famous,
610
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,752
and millions of people may love your music,
611
00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,506
but know this...
612
00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:38,324
it's not for me.
613
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,731
There's that honesty again.
614
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,485
All right, maybe I have gone soft,
615
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:48,028
but, you know what, maybe I'm okay with it.
616
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,473
You figured that out now?
617
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,987
I just watched a 12-minute go-kart video.
618
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:53,738
With no sound.
619
00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:55,762
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I-I got it.
620
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:58,007
@JimmyThe...
621
00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:01,614
Yeah.
622
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:04,232
Take your time, I want mine
to look as good as hers.
623
00:20:04,257 --> 00:20:06,108
- Henna.
- GERALD: That better be henna.
624
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,821
I don't think you should have changed it.
625
00:20:07,846 --> 00:20:09,846
There's nothing wrong with a bad tattoo.
626
00:20:09,871 --> 00:20:11,927
Eh, says the woman with a
tattoo on her hip that says...
627
00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:13,952
Buh, buh, buh.
628
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,631
Who's Eddie?
629
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:16,889
What do you mean, who is Eddie?
630
00:20:16,914 --> 00:20:18,659
Oh!
631
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,684
(laughs) You were always
a big Pearl Jam fan.
632
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,131
I told you "Edie."
633
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,749
Should have went with a snake, man.
634
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:27,775
Rookie.
635
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,867
All right, from now on, you're Eddie.
636
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:32,075
Oh, she's passed out.
637
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,604
Put a monkey on her forehead.
638
00:20:33,629 --> 00:20:35,530
- (clicks tongue) No.
- No?
639
00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:40,961
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