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Psst! Psst! Psst! Galavant.
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Galavant! Galavant, wake up.
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G-Galavant! Wake up!
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I have incredible news!
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Ugh!
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Is that news that you've
misplaced your toothbrush?
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[Laughs] Zinger! No.
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No, you know how today we're heading
into the land of the Giants
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to offer them the Jewel of Valencia
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in exchange for joining our
quest to save Princess Isabella?
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Yes, we discussed it last night
in great detail.
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There's no need for your clunky exposition.
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Well, I have managed to trade the jewel
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for something even better than an army.
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You traded the jewel?
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Yep. For a dragon.
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Can you believe it?
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Imagine how our foes will run in terror!
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Well, I mean, once he grows a little.
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I'm going to call him Tad Cooper...
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A name that evokes strength
and valor and bravery.
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What do you think?
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I think you're a complete idiot,
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and you're taking it back.
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Now.
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But, no, I ca... I can't.
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I pinkie swore and said "no backsies."
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You do realize that without
a jewel, I have no army,
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and without an army, I have no
chance of rescuing Isabella.
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Well... Hey, where you going?
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To find the Giants... Without you.
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What? Why?
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Because I am done.
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I am done cleaning up your mess.
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I am done telling you that
it's not your fault,
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because... news flash,
Richard... it is your fault.
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I'm done with your weakness,
with your whining,
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but most of all,
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I am done with you!
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Okay.
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I admit, I'm on a bit of an unlucky streak,
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but I am destined for great things.
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You'll see.
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You have about as much chance
of great things
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as that lizard does of breathing fire.
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It's a dragon, and it can breathe fire.
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Show him, Tad Cooper!
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Show him.
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Come on.
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The perfect pair...
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A dragon that isn't a dragon...
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And a king that isn't a king.
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Well, I am done with you, too!
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Hello? [Chuckles]
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Hello?
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Guess I'm eating breakfast by myself, then.
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"You can't do anything right, Richard.
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Everything's a disaster, Richard.
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You've ruined my life, Richard.
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That's not a real dragon, Richard."
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Well, you know what?
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Galavant may not believe in you, but I do.
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I super believe in you, Tad Cooper.
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Hey, little fella, I know
just what you're thinkin'
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Nobody gets you
or sees what you could be
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Ah-ah-ah
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But pluck up your courage
and turn that frown up
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Soon we will eat this entire town up
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Then they'll believe
in my dragon pal and me
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Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo doo doo doo
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Doo-doo, doo-doo, dragon pal
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That's right, little fella
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We'll leave those doubters blinkin'
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We're gonna show 'em
a thing or two or three
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Show 'em a thing or two
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Imagine the wonder that we'll inspire
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When we are setting their heads on fire
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Then we'll be even,
my dragon pal and me
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Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo doo
Yes.
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We'll rise up
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And open their eyes up
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We'll light the skies up
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And rain destruction and death
on their wives and kids
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Raar! Raar! "Aah!"
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So, when, little fella,
you feel your heart is sinkin'
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When your feel your heart is sinkin'
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Just you remember, one day,
we'll make them see
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Then they'll see
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And when they are watching,
completely flipped out
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As their intestines
are being ripped out
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They'll all look up to us,
then I guarantee
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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
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Then they'll believe
in my dragon pal and me
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Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo doo doo doo
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They'll believe in me
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They'll believe in...Me
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[Men grumble]
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I must warn you... I have a dragon.
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Galavant S02E05
Giants vs. Dwarves
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It's a bold tablecloth choice,
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but eggplant is going to be the "it" color
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this wedding season.
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Wonderful.
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Eggplant. So me.
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Oh, I'm ever so excited
about my special day.
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Aww.
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Barry...
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Place the order.
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My plan is working to perfection.
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It appears so, sir.
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Once Isabella becomes queen,
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you will be the most powerful
man in all of Hortensia.
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No.
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Why, the wedding plan, you twit.
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Do you think I'd discuss
the evil plans so publicly?
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This is why I thought we agreed
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to call one "the plan"
and the other "the plot"
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to avoid these kind of mix-ups.
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Barry, what is so hard to understand?
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We have two plans, right?
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One's evil and the other...
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Sorry. [Chuckles] Moving on.
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Um, we have a serious issue to discuss.
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We've had most of the RSVPs,
except a Princess Jubilee.
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I need to know if she's coming.
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Just mark her as a "yes"
and order the steak.
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I'm not paying, so I don't care.
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Really?
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Well, I do care, sir.
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[Fingers snap]
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Barry, go on. Tell them the mirror idea.
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He's going to hand-draw each guest's name
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and table number on a fancy mirror.
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Way to undersell it, Barry.
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It's a masterstroke.
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It's both functional and a work of art,
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but it'll all be for naught if
the guest list isn't finalized.
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Why don't you just make place cards?
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Place cards? Place cards?
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Madam, am I planning a royal
wedding or a medical convention?
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Isabella, you think my mirror
is a good idea, don't you?
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Oh, yes. It's a masterstroke.
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Okay, Mr. Wormwood, I don't know
what you're up to,
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but my daughter has been
acting very strangely
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since you arrived, and I have had enough.
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Isabella, seems your mother
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doesn't want your wedding to be perfect.
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Perhaps she should be somewhere else.
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You know, somewhere secure...
And damp. Hmm?
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Somewhere dungeonesque? A dungeon?
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Send her to the dungeon
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Send her to the dungeon!
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No one ruins my special day.
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Guards!
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Guard: I hate the dungeon.
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Oh, isn't it lovely to be
working with a client
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who just...
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Gets it?
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[Thuds]
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Andre: [Echoing] Who goes there?
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Oh, thank goodness. Giants.
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I've been looking for you everywhere!
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State your business, wee man.
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I'm Galavant.
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I need an army,
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and I'm told your people
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are among the fiercest warriors
in the land.
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"Among"?
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We are giants,
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with fists the size of pumpkins.
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Pumpkins, good.
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And heads so big,
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they blot out the sun.
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Perfect.
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You've come to the right place.
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'Cause we love a good war.
Don't we, fellas?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Hush!
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Titan, Colossus, pull him out of there!
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[Footstep thuds]
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[Grunts]
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This is great. Thank you so much.
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Hi. Galavant.
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I'm...
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Hello.
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I'm so sorry.
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Aren't you supposed to be...Taller?
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I mean, not to be rude,
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but you did say that your heads
blocked out the sun.
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Yes, they do block out the sun.
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You've got to catch it at the right angle.
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Sorry. Can I, uh, just...
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Here?
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Uh...There.
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Complete darkness.
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Mm.
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Are you sure that you're Giants?
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Of course we are giants.
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Just very short giants is all.
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- Fee fie fo fum.
- Yeah.
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Well said, Titan.
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We will join you on your quest...
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On one condition.
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There's always a condition. Yeah. Go on.
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You must prove your loyalty
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by helping us fight our most hated enemy...
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- The Dwarves!
- Yeah!
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Stinkin', tiny, awful,
high-pitched-voiced Dwarves.
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Right again, Titan.
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Tonight, we meet to set
the rules of battle,
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and tomorrow, we fight.
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So, what do you say?
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It shouldn't take long.
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They're only very small.
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[Laughter]
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Stop laughing!
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Yeah. Why not? I'm desperate.
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Let's do this.
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[All cheer]
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There's something different
about you lately.
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I mean, you've only punched
a couple of people today,
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and I know it sounds crazy,
but I feel like you took a bath.
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What's going on?
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All right, I'll tell you.
I think I'm in love.
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Oh, Gareth, that's wonderful.
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Is it the executioner's daughter?
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You know, the one who hangs on their legs
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if the noose doesn't quite do the trick.
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- Loretta?
- Yeah.
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She is something.
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Heavy as an iron pot.
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But she don't compare to my girl.
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There she is.
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[Bird chirps]
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Hey, Gar!
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Thanks again for the flowers.
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Queen Madalena?
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But we agreed she's the worst!
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Yeah.
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[Sighs]
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The Dwarves approach!
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Oy, all right, lads.
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Remember, keep your cool.
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This is just a pre-fight meeting.
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We save the killing for tomorrow.
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[Growling] Yeah.
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Do you mind if I just ask
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what started the feud with the Dwarves?
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[Giants grumble]
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Must you grumble every time
I saw "Dwarves"?
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[Giants grumble louder]
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Give it a rest!
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Started generations ago.
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We were building a bridge
to unite our two peoples...
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Half by us and half by them.
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When the day came to unveil the bridge,
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they had built their side too low.
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And those whiny little bitches
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blamed us for building our side too high.
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We have been at war ever since.
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[Dwarves grumbling]
266
00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:51,746
Oh, come on.
267
00:09:54,818 --> 00:09:55,918
These aren't dwarves.
268
00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:58,287
We are, too. We're very tall dwarves.
269
00:09:58,288 --> 00:09:59,522
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
270
00:09:59,523 --> 00:10:00,990
Look at their hideous little bodies.
271
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:01,924
[Giants chortle]
272
00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:03,125
Hideous?
273
00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:05,194
You are the same height!
274
00:10:05,195 --> 00:10:06,862
You could literally be brothers.
275
00:10:06,863 --> 00:10:10,499
Spoken like a true giant.
276
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,234
A giant jerkface, that is.
277
00:10:16,573 --> 00:10:18,189
Hello, Galavant.
278
00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:19,524
You're looking well.
279
00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,459
I saw you this morning, you idiot.
280
00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:22,994
I thought I got rid of you.
281
00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:24,729
You thought wrong, then, didn't you?
282
00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:26,664
It's fitting to see you take up
with the Giants,
283
00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:29,033
considering you're a humongous blowhard.
284
00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:31,135
[Laughter and cheering]
285
00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:33,004
Well, then, I think it's rather fitting
286
00:10:33,005 --> 00:10:34,839
that you've fallen in with the Dwarves,
287
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,208
considering you've been of
little use to me.
288
00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:38,943
[Giants cheering] Oh, no, he didn't!
289
00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:41,612
Forget the meeting! Let's go now!
290
00:10:41,613 --> 00:10:42,714
[All shouting]
291
00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:45,049
Stop!
292
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,084
Guys, a word?
293
00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:52,390
What the hell is going on?
294
00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:53,458
You desert me at camp,
295
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,059
I spend the whole day tracking you,
296
00:10:55,060 --> 00:10:56,894
only to find you're about to join a battle
297
00:10:56,895 --> 00:11:00,198
between two groups of
very similar 5'10" men.
298
00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:01,332
He lost the Jewel of Valencia!
299
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,500
He doesn't believe in my dragon!
300
00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:04,101
Wait. Wh... dragon? [Scoffs]
301
00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:07,939
I'm... I'm sorry, that's...Not a lizard?
302
00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:10,141
Don't. Not you, too.
303
00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:12,276
Look, my point is, these guys
seem really serious
304
00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:13,377
about killing each other.
305
00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:15,847
Don't you see how ridiculous this is?
306
00:11:15,848 --> 00:11:18,549
Do you really want to die...
307
00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:20,917
In a battle this ludicrous?
308
00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:24,555
If it gives me a shot at Richard, yes.
309
00:11:24,556 --> 00:11:25,957
Ditto, big boy!
310
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,391
Let's go to war!
311
00:11:27,392 --> 00:11:30,528
Tomorrow, we fight...
Giants versus Dwarves.
312
00:11:30,529 --> 00:11:31,662
[All shouting]
313
00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:34,598
Billy, Billy. Billy,
you're a giant. Come on.
314
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:41,672
So, hey, have you, um... By any chance
315
00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:43,808
told Queen Madalena how you feel about her?
316
00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:45,710
Gonna do it tonight.
317
00:11:45,711 --> 00:11:47,145
Great.
318
00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:50,548
Or... and just thinking out loud here...
319
00:11:50,549 --> 00:11:52,283
What i... What if you don't?
320
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:54,085
What are you trying to say?
321
00:11:54,086 --> 00:11:56,821
There's something I need to say,
but before I do,
322
00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:58,990
have you ever heard of the Bro Code?
323
00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:01,559
Is that a black thing?
324
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:05,229
It means, "what's said between
guys stays between guys."
325
00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:08,233
Look, don't fall in love with the queen.
326
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,834
She's bad news.
327
00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:11,769
Think about her last three relationships.
328
00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:15,273
They ended in betrayal, exile, and murder.
329
00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:18,843
She will rip your heart out,
and I don't mean symbolically.
330
00:12:18,844 --> 00:12:20,545
[Sighs]
331
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,880
Yeah, you're right.
332
00:12:22,881 --> 00:12:25,850
But she's so skinny and mean.
333
00:12:25,851 --> 00:12:28,019
Just blinded me.
334
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,821
Thanks for having my back.
335
00:12:29,822 --> 00:12:33,024
Hey, it's what friends are for.
336
00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:34,759
Friends? You think we're friends?
337
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,562
Well, I'm a little worried that
if I give you the wrong answer,
338
00:12:37,563 --> 00:12:40,064
you'll kill me right where I sit, but...
339
00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:42,767
Yeah, I've come to consider you a friend.
340
00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:44,769
Well, to friends, then.
341
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,437
[Chuckles nervously]
342
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:50,174
343
00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:54,978
I present Princess Isabella of Hortensia!
344
00:12:57,683 --> 00:12:58,883
Oh. [Chuckles]
345
00:12:58,884 --> 00:13:00,184
I-I'm sorry.
346
00:13:00,185 --> 00:13:02,453
I'm looking for a Princess.
347
00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:03,621
Princess Jubilee?
348
00:13:03,622 --> 00:13:04,688
And you found her.
349
00:13:06,825 --> 00:13:09,360
How's it hanging?
350
00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:11,596
[Chuckles nervously] Hello.
351
00:13:11,597 --> 00:13:14,031
My wedding planner asked me to find out
352
00:13:14,032 --> 00:13:17,268
why you haven't RSVP'd
to my fabulous wedding.
353
00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:19,804
And why would I want to do that?
354
00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:22,806
Because it's a wedding
and we're princesses?
355
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,510
[Laughter]
356
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:31,649
Oh, honey, wake up and smell
my unshaved armpit.
357
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:34,218
[Wicked laughter]
358
00:13:34,219 --> 00:13:36,920
359
00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:42,493
I like to eat meat
360
00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:44,128
Swill booze
361
00:13:44,129 --> 00:13:46,697
Wake up with brand-new tattoos
362
00:13:46,698 --> 00:13:48,933
I like to talk loud
363
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:50,501
Play rough
364
00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:53,738
I ain't got time
for that girly-girl stuff
365
00:13:53,739 --> 00:13:55,706
I'm a different kind of princess
366
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,341
Can't you see?
367
00:13:57,342 --> 00:14:00,511
I don't lift my pinkie
when I'm sippin' tea
368
00:14:00,512 --> 00:14:02,313
I'm a different kind of princess
369
00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:04,248
Got no class
370
00:14:04,249 --> 00:14:06,584
And if you don't like it, kiss my
371
00:14:06,585 --> 00:14:11,022
Royal a-a-a-a-a-ass
372
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,457
Princess, that's not very ladylike.
373
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:17,061
Oh, from what I've heard,
you didn't used to be, either.
374
00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:19,797
I like to live fast
375
00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:21,332
Make noise
376
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,068
Swap spit with both girls and boys
377
00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:26,103
I like to start fights
378
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,738
Make a big mess
379
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:30,908
But this is one damsel
who ain't in distress
380
00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:33,044
I'm a different kind of Princess
381
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,478
Don't you think?
382
00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:37,782
I don't wear glitter,
and I don't like pink
383
00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:39,617
I'm a different kind of princess
384
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,185
Got no gown
385
00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:47,959
But that ain't stoppin' anyone
from bowin' do-o-o-o-wn
386
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,094
I'm a different kind of princess
387
00:14:50,095 --> 00:14:51,362
No one's fool
388
00:14:51,363 --> 00:14:53,230
And if you're my kind of princess
389
00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:54,865
Be that kind of princess
390
00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:57,200
Free your inner princess
391
00:14:59,538 --> 00:15:01,572
[Belches]
392
00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:07,211
And you will ru-u-u-u-u-u-le
393
00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:08,346
What happened to me?
394
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,448
Ohh. Where am I?
395
00:15:10,449 --> 00:15:11,682
[Laughs wickedly]
396
00:15:11,683 --> 00:15:12,749
Oh, wow.
397
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,176
[Whistling]
398
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,945
[Fingers snapping]
399
00:15:20,946 --> 00:15:22,614
[Whistling continues]
400
00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:26,822
Let's go and pop a few Giants
401
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:29,953
Kick some Gargantuan butt
402
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:32,789
Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps
403
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,592
And make them keep
their big mouths shut
404
00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:37,561
Someone
405
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:41,732
Has got to cut them down to size
406
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,734
Someone
407
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,169
And we're the ones who will climb them
408
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,938
And slap their fat faces
409
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:50,707
Let's mess a whole bunch of Dwarves up
410
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:53,677
Stomp on those wee little tots
411
00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:56,413
Laugh at their wee little biceps
412
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,783
And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats
413
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,752
Someone
414
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:05,756
Should punch their beady little eyes
415
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,657
Someone
416
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:09,926
When we're done squishing the runts
417
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,062
There won't be any traces
418
00:16:12,063 --> 00:16:14,831
Listen, people
419
00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:17,901
There's no need to fight
420
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,137
Holy freakin' cow
421
00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:23,707
You're the same damn height
422
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,676
Dwarf or Giant
423
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:29,813
Both will die tonight
424
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:36,153
There must be a way
I can make things right
425
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:39,056
-
It's time to finish the Dwarves off
-
It's time to take down the Giants
426
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:41,792
There's no need to fight
427
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,562
-
Rip out their teeth and their eardrums
-
Kidneys and tonsils and livers
428
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:47,364
You're the same damn height
429
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:50,233
-
Gonna cream those Giants
-
Dwarves
430
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:53,503
-
We really, really hate those guys
-
You're just the same
431
00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:56,273
-
Really hate those Giants
-
Dwarves
432
00:16:56,274 --> 00:17:00,077
Let's put 'em in their places
433
00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,813
I'm gonna kill me a Giant
434
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,081
Bring it
435
00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,649
[Whistles]
436
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,883
You dwarf
437
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,784
[All shouting]
438
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:13,757
Take that, you dwarf!
439
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,092
I'm a Giant!
440
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:15,959
Oh, sorry, sorry.
441
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,127
Yaah!
442
00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,295
Ohh! What the... I'm a Dwarf!
443
00:17:18,296 --> 00:17:19,429
Oh. My bad.
444
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,332
[Shouting continues]
445
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,534
Everyone... time-out!
446
00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:30,606
Show of hands... Who here's a Dwarf?
447
00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:34,377
Right. And who's a Giant?
448
00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,679
[Body thuds]
449
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,280
Well, this isn't going to work.
450
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:40,650
Okay, okay. Let's go shirts and skins.
451
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:42,953
[Horse whinnies]
452
00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:45,222
[Crashing]
453
00:17:45,223 --> 00:17:46,523
Roberta, what are you doing?
454
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,724
Fixing the bridge.
455
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:49,526
You're fighting over nothing.
456
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,794
[Horse nickers]
457
00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:52,796
You've been so busy arguing
this whole journey
458
00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:55,031
that you can't see that you
actually need each other.
459
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,300
Ha! Please. I do not need him.
460
00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:59,970
What's been your sole purpose
this entire time, huh?
461
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:02,706
Been trying to rouse an army
to rescue Isabella.
462
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,307
Mm. And how many men have you
got to join your quest?
463
00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:08,178
One.
464
00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:09,312
You got someone to join you?
465
00:18:09,313 --> 00:18:10,347
Who is it? Do I know him?
466
00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:13,049
You, Richard. She's talking about you.
467
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,851
Oh.
468
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:16,520
[Sighs] Roberta's right.
469
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:18,989
I'm sorry. I've been using
so many horrible words
470
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,657
to describe you that...
471
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:22,759
I've forgotten the one
that describes you best.
472
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,860
"Musky"?
473
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,661
Loyal.
474
00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:29,766
Forgive me.
475
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,768
Rejoin my quest.
476
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,970
It would be my honor.
477
00:18:33,971 --> 00:18:36,673
But first, I must ask...
478
00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:41,077
Do you believe that Tad Cooper
is actually a dragon?
479
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,179
[Sighs]
480
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,647
I believe...
481
00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:45,782
You believe he is.
482
00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:48,285
I knew it. Do you hear that?
483
00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:49,920
He believes in us, Tad Cooper.
484
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,255
Right, well, now all the fighting's over,
485
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,024
off to Hortensia.
486
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:56,226
Actually, I think we need to bow out.
487
00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:57,861
Before we do any more fighting,
488
00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,596
I think there's a certain bridge
that needs our attention.
489
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,533
What say you, Giant?
490
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,535
Right you are, Dwarf.
491
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:07,637
Right you are.
492
00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:10,540
Now, give me that little hand of yours.
493
00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:12,375
[All cheering]
494
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:15,544
495
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,982
Hey, there, friend.
496
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,284
Got a pair of tickets to tonight's joust.
497
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,887
Third row. Want to go?
498
00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:25,889
Last time I sat there, I caught a tooth...
499
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,190
And I still have it.
500
00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:28,458
No, thanks.
501
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,559
But you love violence.
502
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,794
Yeah, I know, but I think
503
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,362
it'd be better if you went without me.
504
00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:33,897
You should go right now.
505
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,131
Madalena: Is it him?
506
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,065
Aw, crap.
507
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,603
My Queen.
508
00:19:39,604 --> 00:19:41,137
Oh, don't you "My Queen" me.
509
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,173
I'm bad news, am I?
510
00:19:43,174 --> 00:19:44,741
You told her what I said.
511
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,009
Only that little bit.
512
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,510
I'll rip his heart out,
513
00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:49,746
and you don't mean symbolically?
514
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:51,081
Okay, I told her the whole thing.
515
00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:52,682
I'm more "shrew" than woman?
516
00:19:52,683 --> 00:19:54,017
And I made some stuff up.
517
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,785
What about the Bro Code?!
518
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:57,654
I know!
519
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,089
I'm starting to really like her.
520
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,991
And she's super-pretty.
521
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,159
We just started talking and...
I think you better run.
522
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,860
Guards! Kill him.
523
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:15,104
Turns out I like you, too.
524
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:26,249
Hey, there, old buddy
525
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,084
You know what I believe in?
526
00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,589
I think we're gonna pull through
527
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:33,690
Me too
528
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,557
Me three
529
00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:43,800
Yes, I believe something
might just have started
530
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:48,837
And I believe I'll be joining
the dear departed
531
00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:54,643
And I believe I have
a wedding planner to see
532
00:20:56,981 --> 00:21:00,016
Better believe it
533
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:01,750
His ass belongs to me.
534
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,350
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