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During my first season working with the football team
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I had good times.
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Come on, man.
Get in here.
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For real?
Yeah, man.
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You as much a part of this
team as everybody else.
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And I had bad times.
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But I was glad it was over.
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Just because your work
on the field is done
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doesn't mean your job
with the team is over.
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It's time to start thinking about
what we do in the field of life.
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So I've signed the team up
for community service.
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That's what they used
to call slavery.
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I myself have always been
a big supporter of big brothers.
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She's not talking
about the organization.
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My... you're
a big brother.
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Let's dance.
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So I'm bringing a rep from the Brother from Another Mother
organization to our school!
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Brother from Another Mother?
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Yes, they help match enfranchised youth
with disenfranchised youths,
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such as blacks and Latinos,
to help support and guide them.
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Uh-huh.
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What if I'm already
supporting some Latino kids?
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Well, if you're already a
baby daddy, then you're excused.
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Yes!
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Do you get extra credit
if you're a baby granddaddy?
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But the rest of you,
fill out these forms
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so I can set you up
with appointments.
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You, too, Chris.
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If you want to remain team manager,
you have to do this.
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Even if all you do
is clean sweaty jockstraps,
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you're just as important
as the quarterback.
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I wish somebody would
let the cheerleaders know.
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It's people like you, Chris,
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that make the ghetto
a better place to live.
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And it's people like you
that get robbed if I don't.
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Everybody Hates Chris Season 4 Episode 9
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www.1000fr.com presents
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Capture:FRM@·ëε
Sync:FRS@·ëε
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I already had a younger brother
from the same mother.
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The last thing I wanted
was one from another mother.
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Being a Brother from Another
Mother is a huge responsibility.
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Your influence
is molding a mind,
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changing the course of a life.
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You could say the same thing
about crack.
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Okay.
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I'm proud to do it.
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That said, I need to evaluate
your suitability for this organization.
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No problem.
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Are you sexually active?
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No.
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Now that I'm married,
the answer's still the same.
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Do you own
photographic equipment?
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No.
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Where do you keep your
photographic equipment?
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I don't have
any photographic equipment.
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Have you ever sold
any of your photographs?
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I don't have any photographs.
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Suppose you did.
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Where would you keep them?
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I don't own a camera
or any photographs.
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If your Brother from Another
Mother came to your house,
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what room would you spend
the most time in?
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The living room, I guess.
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Correct.
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How's your relationship
with your father?
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It's fine.
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Where does your father keep
his photographic equipment?
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When he was done getting
answers out of me,
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my family started getting
answers out of a machine.
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I want to leave
the message.
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It has to be
a man's voice.
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Look, I bought it,
I'll leave it.
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00:03:26.:Why can't I do it?
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Because everybody hates you.
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Everybody, be quiet.
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I'll leave the message.
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Hello.
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Thank you for calling.
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No one is available
to take your call right now.
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At the sound of the tone,
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please leave...
It's a beep.
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What's the difference?
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Some people are tone-deaf,
but nobody's beep-deaf.
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Fine.
Please.
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I'll do it again.
I-I can do it.
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Quiet, shh!
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Hello.
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Thank you for calling.
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No one is available
to take your call right now.
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Please leave a message
at the sound of the beep,
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and we'll get back
to you as quickly as possible.
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But what if we don't to get back to someone
as quickly as possible?
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It means you're a girl.
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Be quiet. I'll do it again.
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Shh! Stop moving
so much! Stop pushing.
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It's not my fault!
His head is in the way.
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Last time.
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Hello.
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No one is available
to take this call right now.
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Please leave a message
at the sound of the beep.
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See?
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Is that good
for everybody?
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Yeah, that was good.
Yeah.
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You sound like
a white woman.
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Get out of here before I smack
the naps out your hair.
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Now she sounds like
a black woman.
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When I was growing up,
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talk shows were usually hosted
by old white men.
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Mike Douglas, Phil Donahue,
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Merv Griffin, Dick Cavett.
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But in 1986, one woman
changed that forever.
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Op-rah Winfrey.
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"How to have
a stronger marriage."
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And with that,
Oprah's primary fan base,
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married working class men,
began to take shape.
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Well, I just got assigned
my Brother from Another Mother today.
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Hope it's not a big hassle.
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Wish I had one.
I'd love to be a mentor.
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To form a lifelong bond
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to know
if I never did another thing in my life,
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I'd have made
a difference in this world.
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Which is why Greg had
the happiest pet turtle.
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Why don't you sign up?
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I own a camera.
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So who's the kid?
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Cleavon Barris.
Where's he live?
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Bed-Stuy, which is weird
'cause I thought I knew all the kids in the neighborhood.
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See? All black people
don't know each other.
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That is weird. I thought all
black people knew each other.
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Back at home, my father spent
the afternoon with Oprah
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to get ready for an evening
with my mother.
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What's this?
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Flowers from
a white person's garden.
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These are for you.
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For what?
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Because I love you.
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That look means:
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"Okay, what did you do?"
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Okay, what did you do?
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Not this.
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You got to get out
of here, Ashley.
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And give me
those flowers!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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I didn't do anything.
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I'll get it.
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Uh-da-da-da-da-da.
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The machine will answer it.
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Hello.
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Nobody is available
to take your call right now.
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Please leave a message
at the sound of the beep.
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I wonder who that was.
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Do you?
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Should we go upstairs?
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No.
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Did you get fired
from your job, Daddy?
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No.
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Did you get fired
from your other job?
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No.
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Then who was that on the phone?
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I don't know.
They didn't leave a message.
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Why not?
I don't know.
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Well, if nothing's wrong,
why are you bringing me flowers?
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I'm just trying to treat you the
way I would want to be treated
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if I was married to me.
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Now legal in California.
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That's it?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Hey, so does anybody know a kid from around here
named Cleavon Barris?
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No, why?
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I got assigned for a Brother from Another Mother program
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and they said he lives
around here, but I ain't never met him.
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Julius, do you
know of a child from another mother around here named...
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Cleavon Barris? No.
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You remembered his name
pretty quick.
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Yeah, it'd be better
to tell now if you do.
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I don't.
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I brought flowers
for your mother
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because I love her.
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Is that so hard
to believe?
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Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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And with that,
my father was the first man
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The Oprah Show
ever got in trouble.
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Meanwhile, finding
a black kid in Bed-Stuy
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was like trying to find
a needle in a needle stack.
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James?
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James? Close that door.
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James?
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Hey, Chris.
What you doing here?
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I'm looking for Cleavon Barris.
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Close that door,
you hear me?!
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What you know about Cleavon?
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I'm supposed to be his Brother
from Another Mother.
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I used to know Cleavon,
back in the day.
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See, Cleavon,
he had some problems,
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but me, James,
I ain't have those problems.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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You're Cleavon?
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Hey, keep it down, man.
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My mother
must have signed me-- I mean, Cleavon-- up for it.
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But since I'm not Cleavon,
I ain't doing it.
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Well, the principal signed me up
so I got to do it.
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Well, that's between
you and Cleavon.
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And don't come back around here
looking for him no more.
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That's what Tupac does
every time somebody finds him.
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Just because James didn't want
a Brother from Another Mother,
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didn't mean he wasn't
going to get one.
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James.
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What you want?
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Look, I know you don't want
to do this any more than I do.
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But if we work together,
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we won't have to be
anywhere near each other.
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Worked for Shaq and Kobe.
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So what you
want me to do?
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Well, if anybody asks,
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you just say we were
with each other.
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That's clever.
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I ain't know you had it in you.
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I thought you were
a punk, a chump,
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a sissy, a
mama's boy...
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All right, all right.
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We got a deal?
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Deal.
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Vanessa's out for a week?
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I wonder why she didn't call me.
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Well, I tried calling you
last night to let you know
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I was filling in, but, um,
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I must've had the wrong number,
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'cause some white lady answered
the phone,
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and I just hung up.
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Oh, no. That was me.
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See, we got a new
answering machine, and...
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that's my phone voice.
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Phone voice, white voice.
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Same thing.
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Michael, what you doing here?
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I come to see my baby.
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Pam.
Hmm?
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These are for you.
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Oh, so sweet.
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What are these for?
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I'm just trying to treat you the way
I would want to be treated
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if I was
trying to date me.
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Then why didn't you bring her
a greasy bucket of gizzards?
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That is the sweetest thing
I ever heard.
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I'm gonna see you later tonight for dinner?
Mm-hmm.
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Smoked pork chop?
Mm-hmm.
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Everything?
Yeah.
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Mmm, sweet.
Hey, Chelle,
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tell Big Man I said
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"Big Man!"
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Don't forget the rice,
now, baby.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Youngju.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪
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I'll see you later.
260
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,000
More flowers.
261
00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,500
That's a coincidence.
262
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,400
What did he say?
263
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,700
He said he was just trying to treat me the way
he would want to be treated
264
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,500
if he was dating himself.
265
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,800
The flowers are rigged
with explosives.
266
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,200
No, no, no, no, no.
267
00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,600
That's one coincidence too many.
268
00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,300
Julius bought me flowers
and said the same thing that they said to y'all.
269
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,200
I don't know what's
going on around here,
270
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:38,600
but I guarantee you,
I'm about to find out.
271
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,500
When my mother got suspicious,
272
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,600
she never asked what
she wanted to know.
273
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,800
She waited to see
what you would tell.
274
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,600
What, no flowers today?
275
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,100
You know, I don't want to do
the same thing every day.
276
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,000
Yeah, that's right,
because if you were me,
277
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,400
you wouldn't want them.
278
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,100
Huh?
279
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,900
Oh, that's what you said.
280
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,500
It was very nice.
281
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,800
Did you think of all of that
by yourself?
282
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,400
Straight from the heart.
283
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,000
And right in the back.
284
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,200
I'll get it.
No.
285
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,400
Let the machine get it.
286
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,500
Mind letting me
put the message on?
287
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,800
Hi. Nobody's home
right now.
288
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,100
Leave a message,
and we'll call you back.
289
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,000
How come people keep calling
and not leaving messages?
290
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,100
Hey, hey...
291
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,300
Hey!
292
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,200
What y'all doing here?
293
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,600
We live here.
What are you doing here?
294
00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,800
Did you just pick our lock
with a credit card?
295
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,400
And where did he get
a credit card?
296
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,400
This?
297
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,200
Nah. This was an accident.
298
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,700
I thought this
was my house.
299
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800
You live across the street.
300
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,200
Sorry, man. I'm dyslexic.
301
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,800
Hey, um...
302
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,100
I didn't mean
to interrupt.
303
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,700
Just going to leave.
304
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800
You do that.
305
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:08,000
Okay, Drew, after dinner,
you leave the message.
306
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:09,800
Cool.
307
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,300
While my father was keeping
Oprah from my mother,
308
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,800
she was getting
to every other man in town.
309
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,700
From the guys
who were white-collar...
310
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:21,000
Stop it, y'all,
Oprah's on!
311
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,900
...to guys who got collared.
312
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,600
Every man in town
was watching Oprah.
313
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,200
I guess that's a coincidence,
too.
314
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,700
Meanwhile my father
wasn't the only one
315
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,400
trying to keep something
undercover.
316
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,500
Chris, just the man
I want to see.
317
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,200
How are things going
with Cleavon?
318
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,500
Cleavon?
319
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,400
Oh, yeah, great.
320
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,900
What kinds of things have
you been enjoying together?
321
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,000
A lot of stuff.
322
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,700
And the lying-through-your-
teeth award goes to...
323
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,500
We worked on an art project
the other day.
324
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,600
We also spent some time
with the disabled.
325
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,600
And later on today,
we're going to go hang out with some neighborhood kids.
326
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,400
Don't drop me please!
No, I'll pay, I swear!
327
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,100
No, no, please!
328
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,200
Let me go!
Let me go, please! I'll pay!
329
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,100
Please, don't drop me!
330
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,000
Well, that's great.
We can discuss it more at your interview.
331
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,300
You want us here together?
332
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,000
3:00 p.m. See you tomorrow.
333
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,100
No, he won't
334
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,400
I put the word out
on the street
335
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,800
that I was looking for James,
336
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,300
and, unfortunately,
the street answered back.
337
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,300
Hey, Chris.
338
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,900
He could have just said,
"Follow me."
339
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,500
You wearing a wire?
340
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,500
No!
341
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,700
No one ever wait for the answer
before ripping your shirt open.
342
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,500
Then why are you looking
for people then, man?
343
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,600
What, you supposed
to be a detective?
344
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,300
You Spenser for Hire,
Magnum PI?
345
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,600
No, I just need James to come
with me to school tomorrow.
346
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,800
Just for this Brother from another Mother program.
347
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,100
Wait...
348
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,900
Didn't you used to be
Wayne Gretzky's bodyguard?
349
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,600
James pays better.
350
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,600
I thought we had
an understanding.
351
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,300
We do. It's just that
the organization checks up.
352
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,300
They want to talk to both
of us tomorrow in school.
353
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,200
Like I said...
354
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,500
next time you find me,
355
00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,200
you're gonna end up
getting found.
356
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,600
James was tough,
but he was still 12.
357
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,600
Listen here, little boy,
358
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,000
I ain't got time for this.
359
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,100
You don't show up at school
with me tomorrow,
360
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,000
I'm gonna call
your mother.
361
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,500
All right, man. Dag.
362
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,500
While I was getting James
to step up,
363
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,500
my mother was getting
the lowdown.
364
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,700
♪ Yo, this is Master Drew
and I'm not home ♪
365
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,200
♪ So call me back
on the telephone. ♪
366
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,900
Hey, little dude's father
from across the street,
367
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,800
I just saw Oprah today.
368
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,900
You were right:
that's a bad woman.
369
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,900
Anyway, I'll talk to you later.
370
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,700
Look, I don't know what
he's going to ask us,
371
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,000
so let me take the lead.
372
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,700
Whatever I say,
just agree.
373
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,900
Chill out, man.
Got this.
374
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,100
Cleavon?
375
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,900
Oh, hello, Mr. Perkins.
376
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,600
Oh, take a seat, Chris.
I'll be out for you in a bit.
377
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,900
Wait, we're not going
in together?
378
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,800
No. I take you in
one at a time--
379
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,400
make sure you're doing
the things you say you're doing.
380
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,300
Whatever questions
they ask James,
381
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,000
I hope I had the same answers,
382
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,400
or I was going to have to answer
a whole other set of questions.
383
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:50,900
Oh, Chris.
384
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,200
From what Cleavon tells me,
385
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,400
you two are what the program
is all about.
386
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,700
Fraud and deception?
387
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,500
We are?
388
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah, man.
We are.
389
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,300
Anyway,
390
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,400
here are the flyers
for the carnival. It's a fundraiser.
391
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,800
The donors like to see
the brothers together.
392
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,900
It's a big photo op,
so I'll need you both there.
393
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,900
Okay, we'll be there.
394
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,400
Keep up the good work, boys.
395
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,500
We take your little
buddy photo and that's it.
396
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,000
After that, I'm done.
397
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,500
He wasn't the only one.
398
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,600
Hey, baby.
399
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,900
Who the hell is Oprah?
400
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,700
That was the last time
those words were ever spoken.
401
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,800
Baby, I...
Uh-uh.
402
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,700
Before you explain,
403
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,700
I want you to listen
so we're very clear on what you need to tell me.
404
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,200
Hey,
405
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,300
little dude's father
from across the street,
406
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,100
man, I just saw Oprah today.
407
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,400
You were right:
that's a bad woman.
408
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,500
Anyway, I'll talk to you later.
409
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,000
Baby, Oprah is a talk show host.
410
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,200
You're supposed to be
working two jobs
411
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,000
and sleeping during the day.
412
00:16:55,700 --> 00:17:00,200
Exactly when do you have time
and where do you go to meet this talk show ho-st?
413
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,800
I don't know her.
I-I watch her.
414
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200
She's in Chicago.
415
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,500
She's on every day.
416
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,100
Look.
417
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,400
Every day.
418
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,600
See?
419
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,900
Okay.
420
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,600
What's in the bag?
421
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,000
I'm throwing out your makeup.
422
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,600
You're doing what?!
423
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,800
Oprah said you don't have
to paint your face for me.
424
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,300
I love you just the way you are.
425
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,000
Oprah doesn't know what
I look like without my makeup!
426
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,800
And neither does my father.
427
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,300
Julius, baby,
428
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,300
do you know what's in this bag?
429
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,400
Rochelle is in this bag!
430
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,200
See, here's
Rochelle's lips,
431
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,800
here's her eyelashes,
her complexion,
432
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,600
her cheeks, her fingernails!
433
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400
Julius,
434
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,900
I don't know
what Oprah's saying,
435
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,600
but she's giving out
very dangerous information.
436
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,300
Baby, there are
certain things
437
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,300
that men just don't need
to know about women.
438
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,800
Like everything.
439
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:58,800
I'm sorry.
440
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,300
I just wanted to let you know
you're good enough for me.
441
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400
Even if your face
is inside this bag.
442
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,200
Thank you. I appreciate that.
443
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,600
Baby, you really want
to do something for me?
444
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,300
Anything.
445
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,200
Stop watching Oprah.
446
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,800
That's how Oprah's audience
turned from all men to all women.
447
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,200
And that's how the message on
our answering machine became...
448
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,500
We're not home right now.
449
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,200
Leave a message after the beep.
450
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,900
Hey, Jerome.
Hey!
451
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,100
Man, I-I was just...
452
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,500
I know what you were doing.
453
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,500
Just take the answering machine
and get out.
454
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,900
He still came back later
to try and steal the TV.
455
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,100
While my father was getting
our answering machine stolen,
456
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,900
I was getting my picture taken.
457
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,600
I'm so proud.
458
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,900
Every single one of you
completed his community service
459
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,300
Way to go, Chris.
460
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,000
The ghetto
owes you one.
461
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,100
Okay, big smile.
462
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,900
All right, everybody,
go have fun!
463
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,700
James.
464
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,200
You know you can stay
for a while if you want to.
465
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,100
What for?
466
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,000
It's a carnival. It's fun.
467
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,300
It's not like we got them
on the block.
468
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,600
After all was said and done,
469
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,800
I found out a few things
about James.
470
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,700
His real name was Cleavon.
471
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,600
He was raised by the streets.
472
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800
And he was still
a 12-year-old kid.
473
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,200
All right, man, dag.
474
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,400
You act like you're
my big brother for real.
475
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,600
And I'm not petting
no farm animals.
476
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,700
He was also allergic to goats.
477
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,800
Hey, this was
pretty cool.
478
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:47,600
Cool.
479
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,300
Look what I got.
480
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,900
Man, you won that?
481
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,700
I didn't say
I won it.
482
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,000
I said I got it.
483
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,100
Here.
484
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,400
This for you.
485
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,300
Thanks.
486
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,900
At that moment,
487
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,100
I thought that
deep down James was a decent person
488
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,700
who had a good
shot of making it in life.
489
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,700
That's him!
490
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,200
The one with
the jacket.
491
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,800
I thought wrong.
492
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,600
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