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- DON'T YOU
EVER DO ANYTHING?
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HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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SIT.
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ROLL OVER.
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FETCH THE PAPER.
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- HI, SWEETIE.
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- GOOD BOY.
EVER THINK OF BREEDING HIM?
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- LOOK, SCOTTY.
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MOMMY'S
VERY FIRST BY-LINE.
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NOW THAT I'M
A FULL-FLEDGED REPORTER,
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I CAN WRITE
THE WRONGS OF SOCIETY,
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INFLUENCE PUBLIC OPINION,
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AND SHAKE
THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF POWER.
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- "COMMUNITY POOL OPENING."
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"STATE-OF-THE-ART SKIMMER,
A SCUM-SUCKING WONDER."
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- BY CAROL WESTON.
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BY CAROL WESTON.
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- BYE, CAROL WESTON.
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COME ON, SCOTTY.
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I'LL TEACH YOU
HOW TO SIT UP AND BEG.
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IT'LL COME ON HANDY
WHEN YOU START TO DATE, YEAH.
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- CAROL...
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I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS.
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YOU WILL NEVER
IN A MILLION YEARS
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GUESS WHO'S COMING
TO TOUR THE CLINIC THIS WEEK.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
HILLARY CLINTON.
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- [stammering]
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YEAH.
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- HILLARY CLINTON
IS COMING TO THE CLINIC?
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT IT
ON THE FIRST TRY.
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MAXINE HAD TO TELL ME
THE INITIALS
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EVEN THEN
I GUESSED HOWARD COSELL.
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- DADDY, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
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HILLARY CLINTON
IS BIG NEWS.
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- YEAH?
- I'M A REPORTER.
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- YEAH...
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- DON'T YOU SEE?
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THIS COULD BE MY TICKET TO
THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS.
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MR. PRESIDENT,
MR. PRESIDENT,
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I HAVE
A NINE-PART QUESTION.
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- CAROL...
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- SORRY, DADDY.
I--I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
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THAT NO MATTER HOW FAR I GO
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I WILL NEVER FORGET
WHERE I CAME FROM.
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- CAN'T YOU AT LEAST TRY?
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-
LIFE GOES ON
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AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE,
WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND A THOUSAND
DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
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AS LIFE GOES ON
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- BUT WHY CAN'T I COME?
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- CAROL, HONEY,
IT'S NOT ME.
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THE SECRET SERVICE SAID
ONLY EMPLOYEES OF THE CLINIC
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ARE ALLOWED
TO MEET MRS. CLINTON.
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- FINE.
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I'LL JUST
GET A PRESS PASS.
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THE DADE COUNTY CRIER
MAY NOT BE
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THE BIGGEST
PAPER IN THE COUNTRY,
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BUT IT IS STILL A WIDELY-READ
AND RESPECTED PUBLICATION.
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- YEAH.
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AND VERY ABSORBENT.
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- SO, DADDY...
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DID YOU READ
MY SCUM-SUCKING ARTICLE?
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- CAROL,
IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
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- JUST SAW THE NEWS, HARRY.
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IS IT TRUE?
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HILLARY'S COMING
TO YOUR CLINIC?
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- WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?
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- 'CAUSE I GOTTA MEET HER.
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SHE'S THE FIRST
PRESIDENTIAL WIFE
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I EVER SAW IN THE NUDE.
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- WHAT?
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- YEAH, I GOT OUT
OF THE SHOWER ONE DAY,
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AND THERE SHE WAS ON TV.
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EVER SINCE THEN,
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SHE'S BEEN FLOATING
AROUND IN MY HEAD.
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- SHE MUST FEEL
LIKE A TIC TAC IN THE OCEAN.
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- I'M SERIOUS.
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I GOT A MAJOR JONES
FOR AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE BABE.
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- CHARLEY, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST LADY?
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- SURE.
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IF THAT'S
WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR.
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- CHARLEY, YOU ARE NOT
MEETING HILLARY.
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NO WAY.
- YES, WAY.
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I'VE BEEN WRITING
TO HER FOR MONTHS
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TELLING HER EXACTLY WHAT
I'D LIKE TO DO FOR HER CAUSE
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AND EXACTLY WHAT I'D LIKE HER
TO WEAR WHILE I'M DOING IT.
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ALL I KNOW IS
SHE'S COMING TO MIAMI.
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I LIVE IN MIAMI.
YOU DO THE MATH.
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- LAVERNE...
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LAVERNE!
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YOU SAID
I COULD HAVE A TURN.
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- OKAY, DOCTOR.
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HOP ON.
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- NO, NO, JUST--
COME ON, GIVE ME THAT.
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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- I'M, YOU KNOW, BUFFING.
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- WELL, CUT IT OUT.
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- DOCTOR, WE JUST WANNA MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION
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ON THE FIRST LADY.
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YOU'RE WEARING JEANS?
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- OF COURSE NOT.
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I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CHANGE
INTO MY YANKEE DOODLE PANT SUIT.
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NOW, LOOK, YOU TWO.
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MRS. CLINTON WANTS TO SEE
AN INNER CITY MEDICAL CLINIC.
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THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD
SHOW HER.
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GRUNGE AND ALL.
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- OKEY-DOKEY.
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- QUIT BUFFING MY CLINIC!
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- MAXINE...
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UH, MAY I SPEAK
TO YOU IN PRIVATE?
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WAIT HERE.
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MAX, LOOK,
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I KNOW THIS IS YOUR CLINIC,
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BUT I THINK...
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MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE ONE
TO TALK TO MRS. CLINTON.
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- WHY?
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- WELL, MAXINE,
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
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A BIT OF AN ATTITUDE
ABOUT HER VISIT.
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- ATTITUDE?
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WHAT THE HELL
GAVE YOU THE DUMB-ASS IDEA
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THAT I HAVE AN ATTITUDE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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LUCKY DUMB-ASS GUESS?
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- I'M SORRY, HARRY.
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I'VE JUST HAD IT
WITH POLITICIANS.
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THEY WALTZ IN HERE,
TAKE A PICTURE,
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SAY THEY'RE GONNA
CHANGE THINGS,
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AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
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WELL, IF HILLARY
EXPECTS ME TO JUST SMILE
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AND NOT SPEAK MY MIND,
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THEN SHE DOES
NOT KNOW MAXINE DOUGLAS.
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- ACTUALLY, SHE--
SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU.
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- WELL, SHE WILL.
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- MAXINE, LOOK.
COME ON.
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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUT...
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SHE'S STILL THE FIRST LADY,
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SO JUST BE...
RESPECTFUL, OKAY?
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M GONNA DO, PANTS HER?
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT.
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- YOU'RE NOT
GONNA PANTS HER, RIGHT?
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- MAKE A HELL
OF A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY. WHOO!
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- HI, DADDY-KINS.
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- DADDY-KINS?
WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT? THE CAR,
THE HOUSE, WHAT?
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- THEY WOULDN'T
GIVE ME A PRESS PASS.
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OF COURSE, SAM DONALDSON
THEY LET MARCH RIGHT IN.
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WELL, EXCUSE ME
FOR HAVING NORMAL EYEBROWS.
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DADDY,
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME.
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GIVE ME A JOB
HERE AT THE CLINIC.
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- WHAT?
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- THAT WAY I'LL BE HERE
WHEN HILLARY COMES.
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OH, DADDY,
PLEASE, PLEASE.
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I'VE NEVER WANTED
ANYTHING MORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT THE SUEDE BOOTS.
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- YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS WAS GONNA COME UP.
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- CAROL, HONEY, I DON'T--
- DADDY, PLEASE.
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I'LL MAKE POT ROAST TONIGHT.
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- WITH TATER TOTS?
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- EXTRA CRISPY.
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- OOH, ALL RIGHT.
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- [shrieking]
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- LAVERNE, CAROL'S GONNA BE
WORKING WITH US TODAY.
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- [laughing]
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YOU'RE NOT KIDDIN'?
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I DON'T WANNA GIVE
ANYONE THE SLIGHTEST REASON
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TO SUSPECT
I'M NOT A NURSE.
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- OKAY, FINE.
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CAROL,
WOULD YOU LABEL THIS?
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- SURE.
WHAT IS IT?
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- A URINE SPECIMEN.
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- EW!
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- YOU COULDN'T BE
A NURSE ON HALLOWEEN.
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- WHERE IS MAXINE?
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- OH, DOCTOR, SHE'S STILL
IN WITH THE SECRET SERVICE.
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I WAS WONDERIN'--
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I WANT HER OUTTA HERE.
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- COME ON, CAROL?
SHE CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
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[phone ringing]
- CAROL WESTON'S OFFICE.
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- LOOK, IT'S JUST
A COUPLE MORE HOURS.
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- OH, HI, HEY, MAXINE.
- HI.
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- HOW DID IT GO?
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- OH, IT WENT FINE.
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THEY ESPECIALLY ENJOYED
HEARING ABOUT YOU AND CASTRO.
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- SHE'S KIDDING, YOU KNOW?
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- WOULD YOU
STEP IT, PLEASE?
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- YOUR NAME?
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- UH, WESTON, HARRY.
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HARRY WESTON, M.D.
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DR. HARRY WESTON.
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I'M, UH--
I'M HARRY.
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- SIT DOWN, DOCTOR.
- OH.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT.
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- GOOD.
I GUESS--
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- DO YOU?
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- I, UH--
ME? NO. ME? NO.
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NO. JUST ASK ME ANYTHING.
MY LIFE IS AN OPEN...BOOK.
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- YOU KNOW A CHARLES DIETZ?
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- OH, YEAH, SURE.
HE'S MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.
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- ARE YOU AWARE
HE'S BEEN SENDING LETTERS
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OF A ROMANTIC NATURE
TO THE FIRST LADY?
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- CAROL,
YOU'RE STILL AT MY DESK.
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- SHH, JUST A SECOND.
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DATELINE MIAMI.
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11:17 AM.
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THE CANAL STREET CLINIC
ANXIOUSLY AWAITS
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THE ARRIVAL
OF THE FIRST LADY.
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- CAROL, I WANT
MY DESK BACK RIGHT NOW!
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- THE STAFF
GROWS IMPATIENT.
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- DON'T MAKE ME
TELL YOUR DADDY.
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- LAVERNE,
IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME,
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I'M NEVER GONNA GET
MY HILLARY CLINTON STORY DONE.
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- WELL, IF YOU WAS
ANY KIND OF REPORTER AT ALL,
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YOU'D KNOW THERE'S
SOMEONE IN THIS CLINIC
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WHO'S ACTUALLY MET HER.
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- WHO?
YOU?
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- MY COUSIN MARY BETH ANNE
USED TO DO HER NAILS
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BACK IN LITTLE ROCK
ALL THE TIME.
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I SAT NEXT TO HER ONCE.
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- WELL, GIVE ME THE SCOOP.
WHAT'S SHE REALLY LIKE?
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- OKAY, NICE ENOUGH.
CRACKED CUTICLES.
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- NO. I MEAN,
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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DID SHE MENTION WHITEWATER?
WHAT ABOUT BILL?
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DID SHE DISCUSS
HIS POLITICAL PLANS?
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00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:39,034
- NO.
237
00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:40,983
AS I RECALL,
SHE SAID, "MARY BETH,
238
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,554
"IF YOU DON'T GET YOU
AN AIR CONDITIONER,
239
00:10:42,593 --> 00:10:44,093
"YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO USE A SPATULA
240
00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:46,512
TO PEEL MY THIGHS OFF
THIS NAUGAHYDE."
241
00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:53,282
- AND?
- THEN MARY BETH GOT A BIG FAN.
242
00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:57,540
- LAVERNE, THIS WOULD BE FINE
IF I WERE DOING A FLUFF PIECE,
243
00:10:57,575 --> 00:11:00,442
BUT I'M PLANNING ON DOING
A SERIOUS INTERVIEW ON HILLARY.
244
00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:03,379
- CAROL, HONEY,
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
245
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,447
BUT HILLARY AIN'T GONNA
HAVE TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW.
246
00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:06,949
SHE'S GONNA
BLOW THROUGH HERE
247
00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:10,486
FASTER THAN ROGER CLINTON'S CD
ON THE WAY TO THE BARGAIN TABLE.
248
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,688
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
249
00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:14,823
- I'M SAYING
SHE AIN'T GONNA TALK TO YOU.
250
00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,926
IF SHE'S GONNA
TALK TO ANYBODY, IT'LL BE ME.
251
00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:18,307
- YOU?
252
00:11:18,349 --> 00:11:19,929
WHY WOULD SHE
WANNA TALK TO YOU?
253
00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:21,682
- I'M FROM ARKANSAS.
254
00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:25,234
- BUT SHE'S FROM CHICAGO.
255
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,944
- WE FORGIVE HER.
256
00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:31,373
THE POINT IS,
I HAVE A CONNECTION.
257
00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:33,329
MY COUSIN
USED TO DO HER NAILS.
258
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,811
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME
259
00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:36,979
TO RUN DOWN
TO THE DRUGSTORE
260
00:11:37,014 --> 00:11:38,380
AND PICK UP
HER FAVORITE NAIL POLISH,
261
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,049
CHERRIES AT DUSK.
262
00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:42,751
- WELL, THAT OUGHTA MAKE HER
263
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:44,969
JUMP ON A STUMP
AND YELL "HEE-HAW!"
264
00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:49,031
- ALL RIGHT,
MISS SMARTY-PANTS,
265
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:51,123
I'LL BE GONE 15 MINUTES.
266
00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:52,942
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING,
267
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,845
DON'T DO ANYTHING,
DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE.
268
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,758
- HELLO, HELLO,
269
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,894
HELLO, HELLO.
270
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,465
- YOU KNOW, CAROL,
271
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,834
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR ENTHUSIASM,
272
00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:20,270
BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA WAIT
TILL THAT RINGS.
273
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:25,475
- NEXT.
274
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,814
- THIS IS POST 5.
GO AHEAD, RED LEADER.
275
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,513
SHE'S ON HER WAY?
WE HAVEN'T FINISHED HERE.
276
00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:33,549
FINE, AND SHE CAN ONLY MEET
THE STAFF WE'VE ALREADY CLEARED.
277
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,130
- NO!
- WHO ARE YOU?
278
00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:37,987
- UH, I'M UH...
LAVERNE.
279
00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:41,524
LAVERNE TODD.
HOWDY, Y'ALL?
280
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,393
- I'M SORRY, MISS TODD.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAR YOU.
281
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,295
- BUT I'M FROM ARKANSAS.
282
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,830
AND MY SECOND COUSIN MARY BETH
USED TO DO HILLARY'S NAILS
283
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:48,865
BACK IN LITTLE ROCK.
284
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,967
AND-AND, WHOO, DOGGIE!
285
00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:53,036
UH, UH...
286
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,071
ME AND HILLARY
ARE CLOSER THAN--
287
00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:58,208
THAN TWO BIG OLD
BREEDIN' SOWS IN A, UH,
288
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:00,406
A BLOOMINGDALE'S
DRESSING ROOM.
289
00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:04,612
BY CRACKY.
290
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,283
- UH, I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT,
291
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,752
BUT MR. BRAXTON NEEDS YOU
TO CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY, CAROL.
292
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,389
- CAROL? YOU SAID
YOUR NAME WAS LAVERNE.
293
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:16,192
- WELL, NOW I DON'T RIGHTLY
RECOLLECT WHAT I SAID.
294
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,127
- WHO ARE YOU?
- WHO'S MR. BRAXTON?
295
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,429
- LET ME SEE YOUR ID.
- NO!
296
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,664
- GET HER PURSE.
- JUST--
297
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,833
- RED LEADER, WE GOT A CODE 3.
CHECK THOSE ROOFTOPS AGAIN.
298
00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:26,402
EAGLE ONE, TURN THE MOTORCADE
ONTO ALTERNATE ROUTE "B".
299
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,704
- OKAY, OKAY.
300
00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:29,600
I'M A REPORTER WITH
THE DADE COUNTY CRIER.
301
00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:30,989
IF YOU TOUCH
ONE HAIR ON MY HEAD--
302
00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,509
WHOA-OOH-OOH!
303
00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:35,078
GUESS THAT'S MOOT NOW.
304
00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:36,713
- GET HER OUT OF HERE.
- DADDY!
305
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,375
- OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
306
00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:40,918
I JUST SAW
HER MOTORCADE.
307
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,421
I'VE GOTTA GET MY CAMERA.
308
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,754
- HEY!
- CAN WE HELP YOU?
309
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:45,955
- I'M JUST
GONNA GET MY CAMERA.
310
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,290
- WHO ARE YOU?
- LAVERNE TODD.
311
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,659
MY COUSIN MARY BETH
USED TO DO HILLARY'S NAILS
312
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,222
BACK IN ARKANSAS.
313
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,996
AND, BOY, HAVE I
GOT A SURPRISE FOR HER.
314
00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:54,063
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
315
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,598
HEY, HEY!
316
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,667
- ALL UNITS, THIS IS POST 5.
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
317
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,068
- HEY. I--
- LET'S GO.
318
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,803
- I AM AMERICAN,
I HAVE MY RIGHTS.
319
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,805
- [mumbling]
- OUCH!
320
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,307
- AND I WILL BITE.
321
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,379
- MAXINE, I FINALLY
GOT SOME ANSWERS.
322
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:13,107
THEY TOOK CAROL AND LAVERNE
TO THE POLICE STATION
323
00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,407
TO INTERROGATE THEM.
324
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,467
- ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?
- LAVERNE'S ALL RIGHT.
325
00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,832
CAROL'S DEMANDING
TO SEE ROBERT SHAPIRO.
326
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,149
I'LL GET BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.
327
00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:24,784
- HEY! WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
328
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,286
THE FIRST LADY
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
329
00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:27,721
- MAXINE, YOU'LL DO FINE.
330
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:28,988
JUST,
WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR SPEECH,
331
00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:31,124
DON'T FORGET,
LOOK INTO THE CAMERA.
332
00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:32,826
- CAMERA?
WHAT CAMERA?
333
00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,527
I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA BE TALKING TO HILLARY.
334
00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,162
- WELL, YOU WILL
BE TALKING TO HILLARY,
335
00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:37,564
BUT THERE'LL BE
NEWS CAMERAS THERE
336
00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,266
SO JUST BE SURE
TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE LENS.
337
00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:41,634
OR WAS IT DON'T LOOK?
338
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,169
I DON'T KNOW.
WHATEVER. YOU'LL BE FINE.
339
00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:45,978
- NO. HEY!
I DON'T DO CAMERAS.
340
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:48,375
- JUST--
JUST FORGET THEY'RE THERE.
341
00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,298
- HOW? FIRST,
YOU TELL ME TO LOOK AT THEM.
342
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:51,445
DON'T LOOK AT THEM.
LOOK AT THEM.
343
00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:52,478
DON'T LOOK AT THEM.
344
00:14:52,513 --> 00:14:53,579
I HATE YOU, HARRY.
345
00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:56,185
- MAXINE, RELAX.
YOU'LL DO FINE.
346
00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:58,517
JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND GIVE THE SPEECH.
347
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,694
- [breathing heavily]
348
00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:02,845
- YOU'RE NOT--YOU'RE NOT
GIVING THE WELCOMING SPEECH?
349
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,747
I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAY, MAXINE.
350
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:06,049
I AM NOT DOING THE SPEECH.
351
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:07,884
I'M NOT PREPARED.
AND YOU'RE...
352
00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,318
YOU'RE GOING
TO FAINT, AREN'T YOU?
353
00:15:09,354 --> 00:15:11,821
EASY, EASY.
ALL RIGHT, LIE RIGHT THERE.
354
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,122
JUST TAKE IT EASY.
355
00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:15,024
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT BY THE TIME--
356
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,793
- SHE'S HERE.
- SHE'S HERE.
357
00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:23,066
- I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I TELL YOU, I'M GOING BATS.
358
00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:24,552
I'M GOING BATS.
359
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,137
DO YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE?
360
00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:30,139
I'M GOING BATS.
361
00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:31,240
- SHUT UP, LADY!
362
00:15:31,276 --> 00:15:32,440
- CAROL...
363
00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:34,929
WE HAVE ONLY
BEEN IN HERE FIVE MINUTES.
364
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,552
- WE HAVE
A PROBLEM IN HERE?
365
00:15:37,599 --> 00:15:39,302
- OH!
YES, EXCUSE ME.
366
00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,281
THERE'S BEEN
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
367
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,781
- CAN'T YOU JUST SHOOT HER
AND LET ME GO?
368
00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:46,953
- I NEED TO GET OUT
SO I CAN SEE THE FIRST LADY.
369
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,955
- YEAH, YOU
AND HALF THE PEOPLE IN HERE.
370
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,024
THE SECRET SERVICE
HAS BEEN BRINGING IN
371
00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:52,959
LOONIES ALL DAY LONG.
372
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,113
- HI, CAROL.
HI, LAVERNE.
373
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,718
- CHARLEY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
374
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,302
- OH, I WAS ON MY WAY
TO HILLARY'S HOTEL ROOM
375
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,571
WHEN THESE
WELL-DRESSED GOONS JUMPED ME.
376
00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:06,272
I GUESS
THERE'S SOME LAW AGAINST
377
00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:08,745
BRINGING THE FIRST LADY
A GIFT BASKET OF BEER.
378
00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:12,011
- COME ON, BUDDY.
YOUR CELL'S THIS WAY.
379
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:13,179
- WAIT A MINUTE.
380
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:15,115
DON'T I GET
A PHONE CALL FIRST?
381
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,416
- YEAH.
382
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,318
- AH, GOOD.
WHO'S IT FROM?
383
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,173
- COME ON.
384
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:23,880
- LAVERNE...
385
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:25,882
GOT A SMOKE?
386
00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:29,429
- YOU DON'T SMOKE.
387
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:32,098
- NO, NO.
388
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,567
TO BRIBE THE SCREWS.
389
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,951
IT'S LIKE MONEY IN HERE.
390
00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:40,468
- CAROL...
391
00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:42,709
GET OFF MY BENCH.
392
00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,499
- THAT ONE'S ALL CRUSTY.
393
00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:48,114
- THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND
394
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,208
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T
A-SITTIN' ON MY BENCH.
395
00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,451
- YOU KNOW, LAVERNE,
396
00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:55,218
I MUST SAY YOU DON'T MAKE
A VERY CORDIAL CELLMATE.
397
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,523
- CORDIAL?
398
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,855
YOU WANT CORDIAL?
399
00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,058
DAMN IT, CAROL.
400
00:16:59,094 --> 00:17:01,094
YOU GOT ME HANDCUFFED,
DRAGGED OUT OF MY CLINIC,
401
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,562
AND THROWED IN JAIL.
402
00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:06,246
EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T INVITE YOU
TO A TEA PARTY ON MY BENCH.
403
00:17:07,705 --> 00:17:09,775
- LOOK, I WAS JUST
DOING MY JOB.
404
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:12,113
- I WAS JUST
DOING MY JOB TOO, YOU KNOW?
405
00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:13,785
TRYIN' TO HELP SICK PEOPLE.
406
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,920
I GUESS YOUR JOB IS A WHOLE
LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE.
407
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:17,488
- I NEVER SAID THAT.
408
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:19,214
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
409
00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:21,559
YOU JUST STRUT AROUND
LIKE A 12-POUND PULLET
410
00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,462
WHAT JUST LAID
A SPECKLED EGG.
411
00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,231
- WHAT THE HELL
DOES THAT MEAN?
412
00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:29,276
- DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME.
413
00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:31,603
- HONESTLY, LAVERNE,
414
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,138
YOU'D HAVE TO BE
DR. DOOLITTLE
415
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,885
TO UNDERSTAND
THAT CORNPONE GIBBERISH.
416
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,114
- TAKE THAT BACK.
417
00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:42,802
- NO.
418
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,964
- TAKE IT BACK!
419
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:48,402
- LEAVE ME ALONE.
- AND IF I DON'T?
420
00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:51,088
- I'LL--
I'LL SIT ON YOUR BENCH.
421
00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:56,076
I'M SITTING HERE.
- OH, BIG DEAL.
422
00:17:57,539 --> 00:17:59,479
- I'M LAYING ON YOUR BENCH.
423
00:17:59,515 --> 00:18:01,048
- OH, CAROL,
KNOCK IT OFF.
424
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,006
- I'M DOING
THE BACKSTROKE ON YOUR BENCH.
425
00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,991
- YOU ARE PATHETIC.
426
00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:10,424
- GET OFF MY BENCH.
- OH, MAKE ME!
427
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:11,658
- MAKE YOU? MAKE YOU?
428
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,360
ALL RIGHT, SISTER.
COME ON, COME ON. GET UP.
429
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:16,930
LET'S RUMBLE.
- [laughing]
430
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,349
AIN'T THAT A HOOT?
431
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,571
- WHAT,
AM I STANDING WRONG?
432
00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:27,459
- I HAD NEVER
SEEN YOU SO FIRED UP.
433
00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:28,976
HELL, MAYBE
I'S WRONG ABOUT YOU.
434
00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:31,847
MAYBE YOU AIN'T JUST
A PRISSY LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL.
435
00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,447
YOU GOT GUMPTION.
436
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:36,816
- I GOT
A PLETHORA OF GUMPTION.
437
00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:38,905
- SIT DOWN HERE.
438
00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:41,482
WE NEED
TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
439
00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:46,674
NOW, CAROL,
WHAT YOU DID TODAY WAS WRONG.
440
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:50,097
YOU WAS RUDE,
PUSHY AND OBNOXIOUS.
441
00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:53,327
AND YOU WALKED ALL OVER ME
JUST TO GET YOUR DAMN STORY.
442
00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:54,736
- I KNOW.
443
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:56,936
I'M SORRY.
444
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:01,777
- WHICH PROBABLY MEANS
445
00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:03,612
YOU'LL TURN OUT TO BE
A HELL OF A REPORTER.
446
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,816
- REALLY?
DO YOU THINK SO?
447
00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:09,952
- IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, YES.
448
00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:12,807
- OH, LAVERNE.
449
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:14,853
YOU KNOW,
IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY.
450
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,389
ONCE YOU MAKE
A FRIEND IN THE CAN,
451
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:19,517
YOU GOT A FRIEND FOR LIFE.
452
00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:24,314
- AIN'T "THE CAN"
THE BATHROOM?
453
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,599
- CAROL, LAVERNE,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
454
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:30,235
- OH, DADDY.
WE'RE MORE THAN ALL RIGHT.
455
00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:31,904
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW.
456
00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,659
- WE'RE ALL RIGHT.
457
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,343
- ALL RIGHT. YOU JUST SIT TIGHT
AND I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
458
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:39,578
- [Charley]
WHAT ABOUT ME, HARRY?
459
00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:44,478
- CHARLEY?
460
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:45,872
- YEAH.
461
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,533
- I'LL TAPE
BAYWATCH FOR YOU.
462
00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:57,997
- PRAISE THE LORD,
WE'RE GETTIN' SPRUNG.
463
00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:01,901
- YEAH, I STILL MISSED
THE STORY OF A LIFETIME.
464
00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:03,369
- OH, WHY DOES IT
HAVE TO BE THAT STORY?
465
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:04,570
WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING.
466
00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:06,799
WRITE ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE IN PRISON.
467
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,890
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
- THERE YOU GO.
468
00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:11,644
- WHO NEEDS
HILLARY CLINTON?
469
00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,679
I'LL WRITE ABOUT
THE DREGS OF SOCIETY
470
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,147
WHO FIND THEMSELVES TRAPPED
471
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,416
WITHIN THESE WALLS
OF CONFINEMENT
472
00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:20,237
WE CALL THE "BIG HOUSE."
473
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,077
MA'AM, EXCUSE ME.
474
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:26,058
CAN YOU TELL ME
THE PATHETIC STORY
475
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,160
OF YOUR WRETCHED LIFE?
476
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,908
- WELL, DARLING, IT ALL
STARTED WHEN I WAS BORN.
477
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,643
YOU SEE,
THE DOCTOR SLAPPED ME,
478
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,778
AND I SLAPPED HIM BACK.
479
00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:53,052
- HILLARY THIS,
HILLARY THAT.
480
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,884
LET'S SEE WHO DIED.
481
00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:59,048
- SOPHIA,
SOPHIA, GUESS WHAT.
482
00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:01,292
I WAS IN JAIL.
483
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,657
WANNA SEE MY MUGSHOT?
484
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:08,723
- WELL, I GOT MY
LOTTO NUMBERS FOR TOMORROW.
485
00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,671
- CAROL, YOU'RE FREE.
486
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,203
DID THEY LET
LAVERNE OUT TOO?
487
00:21:13,243 --> 00:21:15,045
- YEAH.
- DAMN.
488
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:20,913
- LOOK, DADDY,
THERE YOU ARE.
489
00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,181
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
490
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:23,582
- OH, YES, YES, YES.
491
00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:25,342
HARRY, DON'T BE BASHFUL.
492
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:28,071
- AND SO I ASK,
493
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,424
HOW CAN WE CALL OURSELVES
A CIVILIZED NATION
494
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:34,293
A JUST NATION,
A MORAL NATION,
495
00:21:34,329 --> 00:21:37,129
UNTIL EVERY CHILD,
NO MATTER HOW POOR,
496
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:40,151
HAS ACCESS
TO PROPER MEDICAL CARE.
497
00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:43,469
MRS. CLINTON,
I SAY THESE THINGS TO YOU
498
00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:46,573
NOT JUST
AS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN...
499
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,487
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY,
500
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:04,309
I'M--I'M NOT
AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
501
00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:07,259
BUT RATHER AS A DOCTOR
502
00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,695
AND, PERHAPS
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
503
00:22:09,731 --> 00:22:11,644
AS A WOMAN.
504
00:22:24,289 --> 00:22:25,313
- OH.
505
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,643
- DR. DOUGLAS?
- YES.
506
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,244
- DOCTOR, WE'D
LIKE YOU TO COME WITH US.
507
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,180
- WHY?
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
508
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:33,416
- WELL, MRS. CLINTON
REALLY LIKED YOUR SPEECH,
509
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,985
BUT SHE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD,
SHE MISSED MOST OF IT.
510
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:38,589
- IS SHE OUT THERE NOW?
511
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,425
- NOT SO FAST, LAVERNE.
512
00:22:41,475 --> 00:22:46,025
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