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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,641 --> 00:00:07,266 - DON'T YOU EVER DO ANYTHING? 2 00:00:09,978 --> 00:00:11,545 HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU. 3 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:14,881 SIT. 4 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:20,117 ROLL OVER. 5 00:00:22,558 --> 00:00:24,124 FETCH THE PAPER. 6 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,994 - HI, SWEETIE. 7 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:35,168 - GOOD BOY. EVER THINK OF BREEDING HIM? 8 00:00:35,204 --> 00:00:37,003 - LOOK, SCOTTY. 9 00:00:37,039 --> 00:00:39,339 MOMMY'S VERY FIRST BY-LINE. 10 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,408 NOW THAT I'M A FULL-FLEDGED REPORTER, 11 00:00:41,443 --> 00:00:43,376 I CAN WRITE THE WRONGS OF SOCIETY, 12 00:00:43,412 --> 00:00:45,045 INFLUENCE PUBLIC OPINION, 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,901 AND SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF POWER. 14 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,405 - "COMMUNITY POOL OPENING." 15 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:53,719 "STATE-OF-THE-ART SKIMMER, A SCUM-SUCKING WONDER." 16 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:56,271 - BY CAROL WESTON. 17 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:57,824 BY CAROL WESTON. 18 00:00:57,860 --> 00:00:59,376 - BYE, CAROL WESTON. 19 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:01,058 COME ON, SCOTTY. 20 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,330 I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO SIT UP AND BEG. 21 00:01:03,365 --> 00:01:05,696 IT'LL COME ON HANDY WHEN YOU START TO DATE, YEAH. 22 00:01:10,105 --> 00:01:11,395 - CAROL... 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,273 I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS. 24 00:01:13,308 --> 00:01:15,609 YOU WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS 25 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:18,011 GUESS WHO'S COMING TO TOUR THE CLINIC THIS WEEK. 26 00:01:18,046 --> 00:01:19,379 - I DON'T KNOW. HILLARY CLINTON. 27 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:21,314 - [stammering] 28 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,352 YEAH. 29 00:01:25,387 --> 00:01:27,721 - HILLARY CLINTON IS COMING TO THE CLINIC? 30 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:30,468 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT IT ON THE FIRST TRY. 31 00:01:31,994 --> 00:01:33,593 MAXINE HAD TO TELL ME THE INITIALS 32 00:01:33,629 --> 00:01:35,719 EVEN THEN I GUESSED HOWARD COSELL. 33 00:01:36,732 --> 00:01:38,999 - DADDY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 34 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:41,201 HILLARY CLINTON IS BIG NEWS. 35 00:01:41,236 --> 00:01:43,403 - YEAH? - I'M A REPORTER. 36 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:45,279 - YEAH... 37 00:01:46,217 --> 00:01:47,707 - DON'T YOU SEE? 38 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:50,310 THIS COULD BE MY TICKET TO THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS. 39 00:01:50,345 --> 00:01:52,379 MR. PRESIDENT, MR. PRESIDENT, 40 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:54,548 I HAVE A NINE-PART QUESTION. 41 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,116 - CAROL... 42 00:01:56,151 --> 00:01:58,952 - SORRY, DADDY. I--I GOT CARRIED AWAY. 43 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,506 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW 44 00:02:00,762 --> 00:02:02,749 THAT NO MATTER HOW FAR I GO 45 00:02:03,286 --> 00:02:05,644 I WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE I CAME FROM. 46 00:02:07,229 --> 00:02:09,186 - CAN'T YOU AT LEAST TRY? 47 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:12,332 48 00:02:13,702 --> 00:02:15,201 - LIFE GOES ON 49 00:02:15,237 --> 00:02:17,571 AND SO DO WE 50 00:02:17,606 --> 00:02:21,575 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 51 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:25,478 ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS 52 00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:29,449 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 53 00:02:29,484 --> 00:02:33,186 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 54 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:35,956 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 55 00:02:35,991 --> 00:02:38,758 I'M ALWAYS HERE 56 00:02:38,794 --> 00:02:44,931 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 57 00:02:44,967 --> 00:02:46,700 RAIN OR SHINE 58 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:49,002 I'LL BE THE ONE 59 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:53,073 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 60 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:55,642 WE SHARE IT ALL 61 00:02:55,677 --> 00:03:00,347 AS LIFE GOES ON 62 00:03:02,444 --> 00:03:04,259 - BUT WHY CAN'T I COME? 63 00:03:04,431 --> 00:03:06,264 - CAROL, HONEY, IT'S NOT ME. 64 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:09,067 THE SECRET SERVICE SAID ONLY EMPLOYEES OF THE CLINIC 65 00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,735 ARE ALLOWED TO MEET MRS. CLINTON. 66 00:03:10,771 --> 00:03:11,903 - FINE. 67 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:13,238 I'LL JUST GET A PRESS PASS. 68 00:03:13,273 --> 00:03:14,539 THE DADE COUNTY CRIER MAY NOT BE 69 00:03:14,574 --> 00:03:16,007 THE BIGGEST PAPER IN THE COUNTRY, 70 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:19,087 BUT IT IS STILL A WIDELY-READ AND RESPECTED PUBLICATION. 71 00:03:19,114 --> 00:03:20,144 - YEAH. 72 00:03:24,484 --> 00:03:26,306 AND VERY ABSORBENT. 73 00:03:27,721 --> 00:03:28,987 - SO, DADDY... 74 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:31,606 DID YOU READ MY SCUM-SUCKING ARTICLE? 75 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,526 - CAROL, IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 76 00:03:36,296 --> 00:03:37,462 - JUST SAW THE NEWS, HARRY. 77 00:03:37,497 --> 00:03:38,663 IS IT TRUE? 78 00:03:38,699 --> 00:03:40,512 HILLARY'S COMING TO YOUR CLINIC? 79 00:03:41,535 --> 00:03:42,901 - WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW? 80 00:03:42,936 --> 00:03:44,736 - 'CAUSE I GOTTA MEET HER. 81 00:03:44,771 --> 00:03:46,104 SHE'S THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL WIFE 82 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:47,772 I EVER SAW IN THE NUDE. 83 00:03:48,709 --> 00:03:49,941 - WHAT? 84 00:03:49,976 --> 00:03:52,077 - YEAH, I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER ONE DAY, 85 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:53,933 AND THERE SHE WAS ON TV. 86 00:03:57,884 --> 00:03:59,417 EVER SINCE THEN, 87 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:00,919 SHE'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND IN MY HEAD. 88 00:04:00,954 --> 00:04:03,833 - SHE MUST FEEL LIKE A TIC TAC IN THE OCEAN. 89 00:04:05,359 --> 00:04:06,758 - I'M SERIOUS. 90 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:09,372 I GOT A MAJOR JONES FOR AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE BABE. 91 00:04:11,264 --> 00:04:13,998 - CHARLEY, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST LADY? 92 00:04:14,034 --> 00:04:15,084 - SURE. 93 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:16,977 IF THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR. 94 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,138 - CHARLEY, YOU ARE NOT MEETING HILLARY. 95 00:04:20,173 --> 00:04:22,941 NO WAY. - YES, WAY. 96 00:04:22,976 --> 00:04:24,876 I'VE BEEN WRITING TO HER FOR MONTHS 97 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:27,445 TELLING HER EXACTLY WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO FOR HER CAUSE 98 00:04:27,481 --> 00:04:30,400 AND EXACTLY WHAT I'D LIKE HER TO WEAR WHILE I'M DOING IT. 99 00:04:31,651 --> 00:04:34,452 ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S COMING TO MIAMI. 100 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:36,833 I LIVE IN MIAMI. YOU DO THE MATH. 101 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,049 - LAVERNE... 102 00:04:48,935 --> 00:04:50,115 LAVERNE! 103 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:52,987 YOU SAID I COULD HAVE A TURN. 104 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:55,840 - OKAY, DOCTOR. 105 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:56,908 HOP ON. 106 00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:59,089 - NO, NO, JUST-- COME ON, GIVE ME THAT. 107 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,815 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 108 00:05:04,506 --> 00:05:07,046 - I'M, YOU KNOW, BUFFING. 109 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,160 - WELL, CUT IT OUT. 110 00:05:10,195 --> 00:05:12,229 - DOCTOR, WE JUST WANNA MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION 111 00:05:12,264 --> 00:05:13,937 ON THE FIRST LADY. 112 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,336 YOU'RE WEARING JEANS? 113 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:18,168 - OF COURSE NOT. 114 00:05:18,203 --> 00:05:21,530 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CHANGE INTO MY YANKEE DOODLE PANT SUIT. 115 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,873 NOW, LOOK, YOU TWO. 116 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:26,910 MRS. CLINTON WANTS TO SEE AN INNER CITY MEDICAL CLINIC. 117 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:28,378 THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD SHOW HER. 118 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,413 GRUNGE AND ALL. 119 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:31,881 - OKEY-DOKEY. 120 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:38,829 - QUIT BUFFING MY CLINIC! 121 00:05:39,825 --> 00:05:41,284 - MAXINE... 122 00:05:41,395 --> 00:05:43,840 UH, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? 123 00:05:45,315 --> 00:05:46,576 WAIT HERE. 124 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:50,812 MAX, LOOK, 125 00:05:51,737 --> 00:05:52,869 I KNOW THIS IS YOUR CLINIC, 126 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,203 BUT I THINK... 127 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:57,072 MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TALK TO MRS. CLINTON. 128 00:05:57,548 --> 00:05:58,721 - WHY? 129 00:05:59,645 --> 00:06:02,112 - WELL, MAXINE, YOU SEEM TO HAVE 130 00:06:02,147 --> 00:06:04,748 A BIT OF AN ATTITUDE ABOUT HER VISIT. 131 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:06,237 - ATTITUDE? 132 00:06:06,269 --> 00:06:08,218 WHAT THE HELL GAVE YOU THE DUMB-ASS IDEA 133 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:10,416 THAT I HAVE AN ATTITUDE? 134 00:06:17,896 --> 00:06:19,129 - I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:20,941 LUCKY DUMB-ASS GUESS? 136 00:06:22,552 --> 00:06:24,234 - I'M SORRY, HARRY. 137 00:06:24,269 --> 00:06:26,303 I'VE JUST HAD IT WITH POLITICIANS. 138 00:06:26,338 --> 00:06:28,238 THEY WALTZ IN HERE, TAKE A PICTURE, 139 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:29,806 SAY THEY'RE GONNA CHANGE THINGS, 140 00:06:29,841 --> 00:06:31,541 AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. 141 00:06:31,576 --> 00:06:33,710 WELL, IF HILLARY EXPECTS ME TO JUST SMILE 142 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:34,978 AND NOT SPEAK MY MIND, 143 00:06:35,013 --> 00:06:37,314 THEN SHE DOES NOT KNOW MAXINE DOUGLAS. 144 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,132 - ACTUALLY, SHE-- SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU. 145 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:43,953 - WELL, SHE WILL. 146 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:45,388 - MAXINE, LOOK. COME ON. 147 00:06:45,424 --> 00:06:47,092 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUT... 148 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:48,825 SHE'S STILL THE FIRST LADY, 149 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:51,561 SO JUST BE... RESPECTFUL, OKAY? 150 00:06:51,596 --> 00:06:54,538 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO, PANTS HER? 151 00:06:55,867 --> 00:06:58,234 I'M A PROFESSIONAL, DAMN IT. 152 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,684 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA PANTS HER, RIGHT? 153 00:07:02,024 --> 00:07:04,507 - MAKE A HELL OF A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY. WHOO! 154 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,049 - HI, DADDY-KINS. 155 00:07:12,175 --> 00:07:13,550 - DADDY-KINS? WHAT IS IT? 156 00:07:13,585 --> 00:07:15,518 WHAT? THE CAR, THE HOUSE, WHAT? 157 00:07:15,554 --> 00:07:17,320 - THEY WOULDN'T GIVE ME A PRESS PASS. 158 00:07:17,356 --> 00:07:19,827 OF COURSE, SAM DONALDSON THEY LET MARCH RIGHT IN. 159 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:23,277 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING NORMAL EYEBROWS. 160 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:28,374 DADDY, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME. 161 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,630 GIVE ME A JOB HERE AT THE CLINIC. 162 00:07:30,674 --> 00:07:31,713 - WHAT? 163 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,937 - THAT WAY I'LL BE HERE WHEN HILLARY COMES. 164 00:07:33,963 --> 00:07:35,823 OH, DADDY, PLEASE, PLEASE. 165 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:38,441 I'VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 166 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:41,567 - THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE SUEDE BOOTS. 167 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:45,248 - YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA COME UP. 168 00:07:45,283 --> 00:07:47,250 - CAROL, HONEY, I DON'T-- - DADDY, PLEASE. 169 00:07:47,285 --> 00:07:48,518 I'LL MAKE POT ROAST TONIGHT. 170 00:07:49,779 --> 00:07:51,721 - WITH TATER TOTS? 171 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:53,890 - EXTRA CRISPY. 172 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:55,225 - OOH, ALL RIGHT. 173 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,393 - [shrieking] 174 00:07:58,997 --> 00:08:01,331 - LAVERNE, CAROL'S GONNA BE WORKING WITH US TODAY. 175 00:08:01,366 --> 00:08:03,133 - [laughing] 176 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:11,674 YOU'RE NOT KIDDIN'? 177 00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:15,671 I DON'T WANNA GIVE ANYONE THE SLIGHTEST REASON 178 00:08:15,719 --> 00:08:17,294 TO SUSPECT I'M NOT A NURSE. 179 00:08:17,335 --> 00:08:18,507 - OKAY, FINE. 180 00:08:18,554 --> 00:08:20,496 CAROL, WOULD YOU LABEL THIS? 181 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,573 - SURE. WHAT IS IT? 182 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:22,662 - A URINE SPECIMEN. 183 00:08:22,699 --> 00:08:23,912 - EW! 184 00:08:25,290 --> 00:08:27,537 - YOU COULDN'T BE A NURSE ON HALLOWEEN. 185 00:08:27,993 --> 00:08:29,758 - WHERE IS MAXINE? 186 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:32,168 - OH, DOCTOR, SHE'S STILL IN WITH THE SECRET SERVICE. 187 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:33,382 I WAS WONDERIN'-- 188 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,866 I WANT HER OUTTA HERE. 189 00:08:36,035 --> 00:08:38,068 - COME ON, CAROL? SHE CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 190 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,671 [phone ringing] - CAROL WESTON'S OFFICE. 191 00:08:40,706 --> 00:08:44,141 - LOOK, IT'S JUST A COUPLE MORE HOURS. 192 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:48,457 - OH, HI, HEY, MAXINE. - HI. 193 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:49,913 - HOW DID IT GO? 194 00:08:49,957 --> 00:08:51,193 - OH, IT WENT FINE. 195 00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:54,059 THEY ESPECIALLY ENJOYED HEARING ABOUT YOU AND CASTRO. 196 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:00,624 - SHE'S KIDDING, YOU KNOW? 197 00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:02,429 - WOULD YOU STEP IT, PLEASE? 198 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:06,987 - YOUR NAME? 199 00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:09,737 - UH, WESTON, HARRY. 200 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,360 HARRY WESTON, M.D. 201 00:09:13,939 --> 00:09:15,586 DR. HARRY WESTON. 202 00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:18,650 I'M, UH-- I'M HARRY. 203 00:09:20,779 --> 00:09:22,362 - SIT DOWN, DOCTOR. - OH. 204 00:09:22,393 --> 00:09:24,126 - YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 205 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,271 - GOOD. I GUESS-- 206 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,496 - DO YOU? 207 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:29,622 - I, UH-- ME? NO. ME? NO. 208 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:33,184 NO. JUST ASK ME ANYTHING. MY LIFE IS AN OPEN...BOOK. 209 00:09:33,759 --> 00:09:35,425 - YOU KNOW A CHARLES DIETZ? 210 00:09:35,461 --> 00:09:37,782 - OH, YEAH, SURE. HE'S MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR. 211 00:09:37,798 --> 00:09:39,363 - ARE YOU AWARE HE'S BEEN SENDING LETTERS 212 00:09:39,398 --> 00:09:41,765 OF A ROMANTIC NATURE TO THE FIRST LADY? 213 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:47,637 - CAROL, YOU'RE STILL AT MY DESK. 214 00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:48,805 - SHH, JUST A SECOND. 215 00:09:48,841 --> 00:09:50,787 DATELINE MIAMI. 216 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,391 11:17 AM. 217 00:09:52,778 --> 00:09:55,112 THE CANAL STREET CLINIC ANXIOUSLY AWAITS 218 00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:57,013 THE ARRIVAL OF THE FIRST LADY. 219 00:09:57,049 --> 00:09:59,127 - CAROL, I WANT MY DESK BACK RIGHT NOW! 220 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:03,292 - THE STAFF GROWS IMPATIENT. 221 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:07,158 - DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOUR DADDY. 222 00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:09,793 - LAVERNE, IF YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME, 223 00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:12,195 I'M NEVER GONNA GET MY HILLARY CLINTON STORY DONE. 224 00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:14,731 - WELL, IF YOU WAS ANY KIND OF REPORTER AT ALL, 225 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,366 YOU'D KNOW THERE'S SOMEONE IN THIS CLINIC 226 00:10:16,402 --> 00:10:17,534 WHO'S ACTUALLY MET HER. 227 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:20,203 - WHO? YOU? 228 00:10:20,239 --> 00:10:22,973 - MY COUSIN MARY BETH ANNE USED TO DO HER NAILS 229 00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:25,065 BACK IN LITTLE ROCK ALL THE TIME. 230 00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:27,744 I SAT NEXT TO HER ONCE. 231 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,813 - WELL, GIVE ME THE SCOOP. WHAT'S SHE REALLY LIKE? 232 00:10:29,848 --> 00:10:32,783 - OKAY, NICE ENOUGH. CRACKED CUTICLES. 233 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,351 - NO. I MEAN, WHAT DID SHE SAY? 234 00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:36,119 DID SHE MENTION WHITEWATER? WHAT ABOUT BILL? 235 00:10:36,155 --> 00:10:37,921 DID SHE DISCUSS HIS POLITICAL PLANS? 236 00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:39,034 - NO. 237 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:40,983 AS I RECALL, SHE SAID, "MARY BETH, 238 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,554 "IF YOU DON'T GET YOU AN AIR CONDITIONER, 239 00:10:42,593 --> 00:10:44,093 "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE A SPATULA 240 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:46,512 TO PEEL MY THIGHS OFF THIS NAUGAHYDE." 241 00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:53,282 - AND? - THEN MARY BETH GOT A BIG FAN. 242 00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:57,540 - LAVERNE, THIS WOULD BE FINE IF I WERE DOING A FLUFF PIECE, 243 00:10:57,575 --> 00:11:00,442 BUT I'M PLANNING ON DOING A SERIOUS INTERVIEW ON HILLARY. 244 00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:03,379 - CAROL, HONEY, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, 245 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,447 BUT HILLARY AIN'T GONNA HAVE TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW. 246 00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:06,949 SHE'S GONNA BLOW THROUGH HERE 247 00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:10,486 FASTER THAN ROGER CLINTON'S CD ON THE WAY TO THE BARGAIN TABLE. 248 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,688 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 249 00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:14,823 - I'M SAYING SHE AIN'T GONNA TALK TO YOU. 250 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,926 IF SHE'S GONNA TALK TO ANYBODY, IT'LL BE ME. 251 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:18,307 - YOU? 252 00:11:18,349 --> 00:11:19,929 WHY WOULD SHE WANNA TALK TO YOU? 253 00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:21,682 - I'M FROM ARKANSAS. 254 00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:25,234 - BUT SHE'S FROM CHICAGO. 255 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,944 - WE FORGIVE HER. 256 00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:31,373 THE POINT IS, I HAVE A CONNECTION. 257 00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:33,329 MY COUSIN USED TO DO HER NAILS. 258 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,811 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME 259 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:36,979 TO RUN DOWN TO THE DRUGSTORE 260 00:11:37,014 --> 00:11:38,380 AND PICK UP HER FAVORITE NAIL POLISH, 261 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,049 CHERRIES AT DUSK. 262 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:42,751 - WELL, THAT OUGHTA MAKE HER 263 00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:44,969 JUMP ON A STUMP AND YELL "HEE-HAW!" 264 00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:49,031 - ALL RIGHT, MISS SMARTY-PANTS, 265 00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:51,123 I'LL BE GONE 15 MINUTES. 266 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:52,942 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, 267 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,845 DON'T DO ANYTHING, DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE PHONE. 268 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,758 - HELLO, HELLO, 269 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,894 HELLO, HELLO. 270 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,465 - YOU KNOW, CAROL, 271 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,834 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, 272 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:20,270 BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA WAIT TILL THAT RINGS. 273 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:25,475 - NEXT. 274 00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,814 - THIS IS POST 5. GO AHEAD, RED LEADER. 275 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:30,513 SHE'S ON HER WAY? WE HAVEN'T FINISHED HERE. 276 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:33,549 FINE, AND SHE CAN ONLY MEET THE STAFF WE'VE ALREADY CLEARED. 277 00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,130 - NO! - WHO ARE YOU? 278 00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:37,987 - UH, I'M UH... LAVERNE. 279 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:41,524 LAVERNE TODD. HOWDY, Y'ALL? 280 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,393 - I'M SORRY, MISS TODD. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAR YOU. 281 00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,295 - BUT I'M FROM ARKANSAS. 282 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,830 AND MY SECOND COUSIN MARY BETH USED TO DO HILLARY'S NAILS 283 00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:48,865 BACK IN LITTLE ROCK. 284 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:50,967 AND-AND, WHOO, DOGGIE! 285 00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:53,036 UH, UH... 286 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,071 ME AND HILLARY ARE CLOSER THAN-- 287 00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:58,208 THAN TWO BIG OLD BREEDIN' SOWS IN A, UH, 288 00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:00,406 A BLOOMINGDALE'S DRESSING ROOM. 289 00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:04,612 BY CRACKY. 290 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,283 - UH, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, 291 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,752 BUT MR. BRAXTON NEEDS YOU TO CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY, CAROL. 292 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,389 - CAROL? YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS LAVERNE. 293 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:16,192 - WELL, NOW I DON'T RIGHTLY RECOLLECT WHAT I SAID. 294 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,127 - WHO ARE YOU? - WHO'S MR. BRAXTON? 295 00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:19,429 - LET ME SEE YOUR ID. - NO! 296 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,664 - GET HER PURSE. - JUST-- 297 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,833 - RED LEADER, WE GOT A CODE 3. CHECK THOSE ROOFTOPS AGAIN. 298 00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:26,402 EAGLE ONE, TURN THE MOTORCADE ONTO ALTERNATE ROUTE "B". 299 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,704 - OKAY, OKAY. 300 00:13:27,739 --> 00:13:29,600 I'M A REPORTER WITH THE DADE COUNTY CRIER. 301 00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:30,989 IF YOU TOUCH ONE HAIR ON MY HEAD-- 302 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,509 WHOA-OOH-OOH! 303 00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:35,078 GUESS THAT'S MOOT NOW. 304 00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:36,713 - GET HER OUT OF HERE. - DADDY! 305 00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:39,375 - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 306 00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:40,918 I JUST SAW HER MOTORCADE. 307 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,421 I'VE GOTTA GET MY CAMERA. 308 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,754 - HEY! - CAN WE HELP YOU? 309 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:45,955 - I'M JUST GONNA GET MY CAMERA. 310 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,290 - WHO ARE YOU? - LAVERNE TODD. 311 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,659 MY COUSIN MARY BETH USED TO DO HILLARY'S NAILS 312 00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,222 BACK IN ARKANSAS. 313 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,996 AND, BOY, HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR HER. 314 00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:54,063 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 315 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,598 HEY, HEY! 316 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,667 - ALL UNITS, THIS IS POST 5. WE GOT ANOTHER ONE. 317 00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,068 - HEY. I-- - LET'S GO. 318 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,803 - I AM AMERICAN, I HAVE MY RIGHTS. 319 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,805 - [mumbling] - OUCH! 320 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,307 - AND I WILL BITE. 321 00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,379 - MAXINE, I FINALLY GOT SOME ANSWERS. 322 00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:13,107 THEY TOOK CAROL AND LAVERNE TO THE POLICE STATION 323 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,407 TO INTERROGATE THEM. 324 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,467 - ARE THEY ALL RIGHT? - LAVERNE'S ALL RIGHT. 325 00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,832 CAROL'S DEMANDING TO SEE ROBERT SHAPIRO. 326 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,149 I'LL GET BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 327 00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:24,784 - HEY! WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 328 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,286 THE FIRST LADY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 329 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:27,721 - MAXINE, YOU'LL DO FINE. 330 00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:28,988 JUST, WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR SPEECH, 331 00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:31,124 DON'T FORGET, LOOK INTO THE CAMERA. 332 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:32,826 - CAMERA? WHAT CAMERA? 333 00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,527 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE TALKING TO HILLARY. 334 00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,162 - WELL, YOU WILL BE TALKING TO HILLARY, 335 00:14:36,198 --> 00:14:37,564 BUT THERE'LL BE NEWS CAMERAS THERE 336 00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,266 SO JUST BE SURE TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE LENS. 337 00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:41,634 OR WAS IT DON'T LOOK? 338 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,169 I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER. YOU'LL BE FINE. 339 00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:45,978 - NO. HEY! I DON'T DO CAMERAS. 340 00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:48,375 - JUST-- JUST FORGET THEY'RE THERE. 341 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,298 - HOW? FIRST, YOU TELL ME TO LOOK AT THEM. 342 00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:51,445 DON'T LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM. 343 00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:52,478 DON'T LOOK AT THEM. 344 00:14:52,513 --> 00:14:53,579 I HATE YOU, HARRY. 345 00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:56,185 - MAXINE, RELAX. YOU'LL DO FINE. 346 00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:58,517 JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE THE SPEECH. 347 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,694 - [breathing heavily] 348 00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:02,845 - YOU'RE NOT--YOU'RE NOT GIVING THE WELCOMING SPEECH? 349 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,747 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, MAXINE. 350 00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:06,049 I AM NOT DOING THE SPEECH. 351 00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:07,884 I'M NOT PREPARED. AND YOU'RE... 352 00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,318 YOU'RE GOING TO FAINT, AREN'T YOU? 353 00:15:09,354 --> 00:15:11,821 EASY, EASY. ALL RIGHT, LIE RIGHT THERE. 354 00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,122 JUST TAKE IT EASY. 355 00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:15,024 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT BY THE TIME-- 356 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,793 - SHE'S HERE. - SHE'S HERE. 357 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:23,066 - I CAN'T TAKE IT. I TELL YOU, I'M GOING BATS. 358 00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:24,552 I'M GOING BATS. 359 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,137 DO YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE? 360 00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:30,139 I'M GOING BATS. 361 00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:31,240 - SHUT UP, LADY! 362 00:15:31,276 --> 00:15:32,440 - CAROL... 363 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:34,929 WE HAVE ONLY BEEN IN HERE FIVE MINUTES. 364 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,552 - WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN HERE? 365 00:15:37,599 --> 00:15:39,302 - OH! YES, EXCUSE ME. 366 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,281 THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 367 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,781 - CAN'T YOU JUST SHOOT HER AND LET ME GO? 368 00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:46,953 - I NEED TO GET OUT SO I CAN SEE THE FIRST LADY. 369 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,955 - YEAH, YOU AND HALF THE PEOPLE IN HERE. 370 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,024 THE SECRET SERVICE HAS BEEN BRINGING IN 371 00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:52,959 LOONIES ALL DAY LONG. 372 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,113 - HI, CAROL. HI, LAVERNE. 373 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,718 - CHARLEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 374 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,302 - OH, I WAS ON MY WAY TO HILLARY'S HOTEL ROOM 375 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,571 WHEN THESE WELL-DRESSED GOONS JUMPED ME. 376 00:16:04,606 --> 00:16:06,272 I GUESS THERE'S SOME LAW AGAINST 377 00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:08,745 BRINGING THE FIRST LADY A GIFT BASKET OF BEER. 378 00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:12,011 - COME ON, BUDDY. YOUR CELL'S THIS WAY. 379 00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:13,179 - WAIT A MINUTE. 380 00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:15,115 DON'T I GET A PHONE CALL FIRST? 381 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,416 - YEAH. 382 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,318 - AH, GOOD. WHO'S IT FROM? 383 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,173 - COME ON. 384 00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:23,880 - LAVERNE... 385 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:25,882 GOT A SMOKE? 386 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:29,429 - YOU DON'T SMOKE. 387 00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:32,098 - NO, NO. 388 00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,567 TO BRIBE THE SCREWS. 389 00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,951 IT'S LIKE MONEY IN HERE. 390 00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:40,468 - CAROL... 391 00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:42,709 GET OFF MY BENCH. 392 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,499 - THAT ONE'S ALL CRUSTY. 393 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:48,114 - THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO STAND 394 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,208 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T A-SITTIN' ON MY BENCH. 395 00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:52,451 - YOU KNOW, LAVERNE, 396 00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:55,218 I MUST SAY YOU DON'T MAKE A VERY CORDIAL CELLMATE. 397 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,523 - CORDIAL? 398 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,855 YOU WANT CORDIAL? 399 00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,058 DAMN IT, CAROL. 400 00:16:59,094 --> 00:17:01,094 YOU GOT ME HANDCUFFED, DRAGGED OUT OF MY CLINIC, 401 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,562 AND THROWED IN JAIL. 402 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:06,246 EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T INVITE YOU TO A TEA PARTY ON MY BENCH. 403 00:17:07,705 --> 00:17:09,775 - LOOK, I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 404 00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:12,113 - I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB TOO, YOU KNOW? 405 00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:13,785 TRYIN' TO HELP SICK PEOPLE. 406 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,920 I GUESS YOUR JOB IS A WHOLE LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE. 407 00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:17,488 - I NEVER SAID THAT. 408 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:19,214 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 409 00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:21,559 YOU JUST STRUT AROUND LIKE A 12-POUND PULLET 410 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:23,462 WHAT JUST LAID A SPECKLED EGG. 411 00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,231 - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 412 00:17:27,142 --> 00:17:29,276 - DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. 413 00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:31,603 - HONESTLY, LAVERNE, 414 00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,138 YOU'D HAVE TO BE DR. DOOLITTLE 415 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,885 TO UNDERSTAND THAT CORNPONE GIBBERISH. 416 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,114 - TAKE THAT BACK. 417 00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:42,802 - NO. 418 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,964 - TAKE IT BACK! 419 00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:48,402 - LEAVE ME ALONE. - AND IF I DON'T? 420 00:17:48,437 --> 00:17:51,088 - I'LL-- I'LL SIT ON YOUR BENCH. 421 00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:56,076 I'M SITTING HERE. - OH, BIG DEAL. 422 00:17:57,539 --> 00:17:59,479 - I'M LAYING ON YOUR BENCH. 423 00:17:59,515 --> 00:18:01,048 - OH, CAROL, KNOCK IT OFF. 424 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,006 - I'M DOING THE BACKSTROKE ON YOUR BENCH. 425 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,991 - YOU ARE PATHETIC. 426 00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:10,424 - GET OFF MY BENCH. - OH, MAKE ME! 427 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:11,658 - MAKE YOU? MAKE YOU? 428 00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,360 ALL RIGHT, SISTER. COME ON, COME ON. GET UP. 429 00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:16,930 LET'S RUMBLE. - [laughing] 430 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,349 AIN'T THAT A HOOT? 431 00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,571 - WHAT, AM I STANDING WRONG? 432 00:18:24,607 --> 00:18:27,459 - I HAD NEVER SEEN YOU SO FIRED UP. 433 00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:28,976 HELL, MAYBE I'S WRONG ABOUT YOU. 434 00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:31,847 MAYBE YOU AIN'T JUST A PRISSY LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL. 435 00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,447 YOU GOT GUMPTION. 436 00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:36,816 - I GOT A PLETHORA OF GUMPTION. 437 00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:38,905 - SIT DOWN HERE. 438 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:41,482 WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 439 00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:46,674 NOW, CAROL, WHAT YOU DID TODAY WAS WRONG. 440 00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:50,097 YOU WAS RUDE, PUSHY AND OBNOXIOUS. 441 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:53,327 AND YOU WALKED ALL OVER ME JUST TO GET YOUR DAMN STORY. 442 00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:54,736 - I KNOW. 443 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:56,936 I'M SORRY. 444 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:01,777 - WHICH PROBABLY MEANS 445 00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:03,612 YOU'LL TURN OUT TO BE A HELL OF A REPORTER. 446 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,816 - REALLY? DO YOU THINK SO? 447 00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:09,952 - IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, YES. 448 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:12,807 - OH, LAVERNE. 449 00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:14,853 YOU KNOW, IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY. 450 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,389 ONCE YOU MAKE A FRIEND IN THE CAN, 451 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:19,517 YOU GOT A FRIEND FOR LIFE. 452 00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:24,314 - AIN'T "THE CAN" THE BATHROOM? 453 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,599 - CAROL, LAVERNE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 454 00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:30,235 - OH, DADDY. WE'RE MORE THAN ALL RIGHT. 455 00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:31,904 WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW. 456 00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,659 - WE'RE ALL RIGHT. 457 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,343 - ALL RIGHT. YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 458 00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:39,578 - [Charley] WHAT ABOUT ME, HARRY? 459 00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:44,478 - CHARLEY? 460 00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:45,872 - YEAH. 461 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,533 - I'LL TAPE BAYWATCH FOR YOU. 462 00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:57,997 - PRAISE THE LORD, WE'RE GETTIN' SPRUNG. 463 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:01,901 - YEAH, I STILL MISSED THE STORY OF A LIFETIME. 464 00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:03,369 - OH, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT STORY? 465 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:04,570 WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING. 466 00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:06,799 WRITE ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN PRISON. 467 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,890 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - THERE YOU GO. 468 00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:11,644 - WHO NEEDS HILLARY CLINTON? 469 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,679 I'LL WRITE ABOUT THE DREGS OF SOCIETY 470 00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:15,147 WHO FIND THEMSELVES TRAPPED 471 00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,416 WITHIN THESE WALLS OF CONFINEMENT 472 00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:20,237 WE CALL THE "BIG HOUSE." 473 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,077 MA'AM, EXCUSE ME. 474 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:26,058 CAN YOU TELL ME THE PATHETIC STORY 475 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,160 OF YOUR WRETCHED LIFE? 476 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,908 - WELL, DARLING, IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS BORN. 477 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,643 YOU SEE, THE DOCTOR SLAPPED ME, 478 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,778 AND I SLAPPED HIM BACK. 479 00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:53,052 - HILLARY THIS, HILLARY THAT. 480 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,884 LET'S SEE WHO DIED. 481 00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:59,048 - SOPHIA, SOPHIA, GUESS WHAT. 482 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:01,292 I WAS IN JAIL. 483 00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,657 WANNA SEE MY MUGSHOT? 484 00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:08,723 - WELL, I GOT MY LOTTO NUMBERS FOR TOMORROW. 485 00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,671 - CAROL, YOU'RE FREE. 486 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,203 DID THEY LET LAVERNE OUT TOO? 487 00:21:13,243 --> 00:21:15,045 - YEAH. - DAMN. 488 00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:20,913 - LOOK, DADDY, THERE YOU ARE. 489 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,181 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 490 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:23,582 - OH, YES, YES, YES. 491 00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:25,342 HARRY, DON'T BE BASHFUL. 492 00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:28,071 - AND SO I ASK, 493 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,424 HOW CAN WE CALL OURSELVES A CIVILIZED NATION 494 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:34,293 A JUST NATION, A MORAL NATION, 495 00:21:34,329 --> 00:21:37,129 UNTIL EVERY CHILD, NO MATTER HOW POOR, 496 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:40,151 HAS ACCESS TO PROPER MEDICAL CARE. 497 00:21:40,835 --> 00:21:43,469 MRS. CLINTON, I SAY THESE THINGS TO YOU 498 00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:46,573 NOT JUST AS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN... 499 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,487 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, 500 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:04,309 I'M--I'M NOT AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 501 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:07,259 BUT RATHER AS A DOCTOR 502 00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,695 AND, PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANTLY, 503 00:22:09,731 --> 00:22:11,644 AS A WOMAN. 504 00:22:24,289 --> 00:22:25,313 - OH. 505 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,643 - DR. DOUGLAS? - YES. 506 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,244 - DOCTOR, WE'D LIKE YOU TO COME WITH US. 507 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,180 - WHY? WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 508 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:33,416 - WELL, MRS. CLINTON REALLY LIKED YOUR SPEECH, 509 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,985 BUT SHE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, SHE MISSED MOST OF IT. 510 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:38,589 - IS SHE OUT THERE NOW? 511 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,425 - NOT SO FAST, LAVERNE. 512 00:22:41,475 --> 00:22:46,025 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35772

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