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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,103 --> 00:00:01,403 Santiago, your test results 2 00:00:01,438 --> 00:00:02,996 from the sergeant's exam have arrived. 3 00:00:03,031 --> 00:00:04,798 Ooh, everybody make room. 4 00:00:04,833 --> 00:00:07,582 Amy needs adequate space to do her signature dork dance. 5 00:00:07,618 --> 00:00:09,218 I don't know if there's going to be a dork dance. 6 00:00:09,253 --> 00:00:10,686 I mean, look how small that envelope is. 7 00:00:10,721 --> 00:00:12,254 That's not a big, good news envelope. 8 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:13,823 That's a little, bad news envelope. 9 00:00:13,858 --> 00:00:16,158 What? That's nuts. Sarge, tell her envelope size 10 00:00:16,193 --> 00:00:17,827 - doesn't matter. - If I'm being honest, 11 00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:19,495 - I got a much bigger envelope. - Oh, God. 12 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:20,729 Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful. 13 00:00:20,764 --> 00:00:22,298 - Mine was bigger, too. - Okay. 14 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,466 I just won't ever open it. 15 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:24,800 That way, I'll never get rejected. 16 00:00:24,835 --> 00:00:26,435 - Fine, I'll open it. - No! 17 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:27,636 - [bones crack] - Oh, whoa! 18 00:00:27,671 --> 00:00:28,671 - [both grunt] - Do it harder. 19 00:00:28,706 --> 00:00:29,859 I opened it. 20 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:32,475 - You passed. - [gasps] Oh, my God. 21 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:33,742 I'm going to be a sergeant. 22 00:00:33,777 --> 00:00:34,877 You're going to be a sergeant! 23 00:00:34,912 --> 00:00:36,545 - Yes! - [all cheer] 24 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,781 ♪ Oh, no, it's happening. ♪ 25 00:00:38,816 --> 00:00:40,616 Whoo! 26 00:00:40,651 --> 00:00:43,419 - [grunts] Yeah! - That's my future wife! 27 00:00:43,454 --> 00:00:44,920 [inhales] So... 28 00:00:44,955 --> 00:00:47,923 [upbeat music] 29 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:54,930 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:00,866 --> 00:01:03,866 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 31 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,099 Amy Santiago, put down that melon, 32 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,179 for you are about to feast your eyes 33 00:01:10,214 --> 00:01:13,282 on one of the most delicious cases in the NYPD. 34 00:01:13,317 --> 00:01:14,950 I don't like the personality I've chosen here. 35 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:16,852 I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman 36 00:01:16,887 --> 00:01:19,288 welcoming new "Hunger Games" tributes to the Quarter Quell. 37 00:01:19,323 --> 00:01:20,623 - What's going on, Jake? - In one week, 38 00:01:20,658 --> 00:01:21,891 you will officially become a sergeant. 39 00:01:21,926 --> 00:01:23,325 Which means this case will be the last one 40 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,728 we ever work together as detectives, so it has to be perfect. 41 00:01:25,763 --> 00:01:28,898 I present to you a serial arson case. 42 00:01:28,933 --> 00:01:30,866 - Mm-hmm. - And the fires seem to be 43 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:33,536 connected to the Saturday crossword puzzle. 44 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,737 - Mama like. - Two different buildings, 45 00:01:34,772 --> 00:01:36,238 two consecutive Saturdays, 46 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:37,982 and a puzzle left at each crime scene, 47 00:01:38,018 --> 00:01:40,174 and a note was sent to the puzzle's author, 48 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:43,579 - Mr. Melvin Stermley. - Melvin Stermley? 49 00:01:43,614 --> 00:01:45,581 He's the best in the game! 50 00:01:45,616 --> 00:01:47,516 He made a puzzle once where all the answers 51 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,752 were just the word "puzzle" in different languages. 52 00:01:49,787 --> 00:01:53,756 - In Estonian, it was moistatus. - Yeah, well, your moistatus 53 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:55,558 is about to be hecka moist... 54 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,293 don't call HR, we are getting married... 55 00:01:57,328 --> 00:01:58,694 because Melvin Stermley is coming in 56 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:01,375 - to help us with the case! - Sha-wing! 57 00:02:01,865 --> 00:02:04,533 Hey, I was going through your calendar for some reason. 58 00:02:04,568 --> 00:02:06,902 - It's your job. - Right. 59 00:02:06,937 --> 00:02:09,805 Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind you about the commissioner 60 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,341 candidate meet and greet, and your presentation 61 00:02:12,376 --> 00:02:13,742 to the selection committee. 62 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:15,344 Being that I am your campaign manager... 63 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:16,912 - You are not. - I did a little sleuthing 64 00:02:16,947 --> 00:02:19,348 on your rivals. You want me to spill the beans? 65 00:02:19,383 --> 00:02:21,283 Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? 66 00:02:21,318 --> 00:02:23,652 They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources, 67 00:02:23,687 --> 00:02:26,355 and they remain unsullied by flavor. 68 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:28,290 Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out. 69 00:02:28,325 --> 00:02:30,292 Fine, fine, tell me everything. 70 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:32,895 All right, have a seat. It's Gina time. 71 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:34,997 Say hello to your compe-tish. 72 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:38,968 Bryan McCann, John Kelly, and John Kelly. 73 00:02:39,003 --> 00:02:41,637 Yes, that's right, there are two John Kellys. 74 00:02:41,672 --> 00:02:43,606 How are these not the same man? 75 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,508 You should see their wives. Or should I say, wife. 76 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:48,444 Good God, do you know what their speeches are about? 77 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:49,778 I do. 78 00:02:49,813 --> 00:02:51,447 "Staying the course." 79 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:52,881 "Maintaining the course," and 80 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,284 "Blazing a path to a new future." 81 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:57,052 I'm kidding, it's "Remaining on the course." 82 00:02:57,087 --> 00:02:58,587 Unbelievable, none of these men 83 00:02:58,622 --> 00:03:00,656 have any interest in advancing the NYPD. 84 00:03:00,691 --> 00:03:02,591 That's right, because they're dinosaurs. 85 00:03:02,626 --> 00:03:04,426 But do you know what kills dinosaurs? 86 00:03:04,461 --> 00:03:05,494 - Asteroids? - No. 87 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:07,029 You-steroids. 88 00:03:07,064 --> 00:03:09,390 You are going to kill these dinosaurs. 89 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:12,935 Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking? 90 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:14,803 Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush? 91 00:03:14,838 --> 00:03:16,705 - Are you insane? - Relax, Charles. 92 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:18,888 It's not a crush, it's her nerdy crossword puzzling hero. 93 00:03:18,924 --> 00:03:20,376 I mean, the guy's got to be a massive dork. 94 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:22,011 His name is Melvin Stermley, for God's sake. 95 00:03:22,046 --> 00:03:24,265 Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin. 96 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:26,872 Hey, you can call me Vin. 97 00:03:27,851 --> 00:03:30,686 But, where is nerd? 98 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:34,857 Whoa, is this a new detective car? 99 00:03:34,892 --> 00:03:36,859 It sure is, I put in the paperwork 100 00:03:36,894 --> 00:03:40,062 18 months ago, and got lucky. They fast tracked it! 101 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:44,033 Say hello to the Nine-Nine's brand new, fully loaded, 102 00:03:44,068 --> 00:03:46,502 sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels! 103 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:50,005 Holy crap, it has a heads-up display with built-in license plate reader. 104 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,840 Who cares. It's got two burrito holders. 105 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,359 - Those are cup holders, Scully. - Oh yeah? 106 00:03:53,395 --> 00:03:55,332 Then what am I supposed to use my thighs for, genius? 107 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,796 Wait, who are you assigning this car to, Sarge? 108 00:03:57,832 --> 00:04:00,462 Um, I was actually thinking I'd get this one. 109 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:01,750 - Seriously? - You suck. 110 00:04:01,785 --> 00:04:03,686 Whoa, the heater in my detective car 111 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,021 hasn't worked in two years. I don't have enough body fat 112 00:04:06,056 --> 00:04:07,623 to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering. 113 00:04:07,658 --> 00:04:09,124 Okay, just seems a little selfish 114 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:10,592 to keep it for yourself when your detectives, 115 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:11,927 who you took an oath to protect, 116 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,729 are stuck driving their crappy old cars. 117 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:16,098 - Mine's the oldest. - I've never felt so abandoned. 118 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,701 And I was actually abandoned. They found me in a swamp. 119 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:20,769 Fine. We'll do a drawing for it. 120 00:04:20,804 --> 00:04:22,738 But until then, no one touches it. 121 00:04:22,773 --> 00:04:24,106 Oops, too late. 122 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:26,008 I left a ranch handprint on the windshield. 123 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,609 Okay, so here are your puzzles 124 00:04:27,644 --> 00:04:29,144 from the days the arsonist set the fire. 125 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:31,013 This is really good, Amy, thanks. 126 00:04:31,048 --> 00:04:33,982 Hey, so Vin, just curious. Would you say you have 127 00:04:34,017 --> 00:04:35,918 the typical physique of a puzzle maker, or? 128 00:04:35,953 --> 00:04:37,753 Well, each puzzle only pays a couple hundred bucks, 129 00:04:37,788 --> 00:04:39,479 so I mostly make my money modeling. 130 00:04:39,885 --> 00:04:41,495 - Primarily swimwear. - Yeah, I hear that. 131 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,407 I could do that too, but I make pretty good money here, 132 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:44,400 so I don't really need to. 133 00:04:44,436 --> 00:04:45,594 Anyways, let's talk about the case. 134 00:04:45,629 --> 00:04:47,863 So here's the letter that the arsonist sent to Vin. 135 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:50,866 "Your clues I discombobulate to teach you to conjugate, 136 00:04:50,901 --> 00:04:53,969 the fool who fails to validate will watch as I conflagrate." 137 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:56,071 It seems like he's using my crossword to tell me something. 138 00:04:56,106 --> 00:04:59,541 Oh, maybe we should look at anagrams of the answers. 139 00:04:59,576 --> 00:05:01,577 That's really good, "o nasty amiga!" 140 00:05:01,612 --> 00:05:03,412 - [laughs] - Oh, what? 141 00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:05,514 He re-arranged the letters of "Amy Santiago." 142 00:05:05,549 --> 00:05:08,550 He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta. 143 00:05:08,585 --> 00:05:10,085 - I doubt that's even possible. - Eat a jerk, pal. 144 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,054 What, no one's ever said that phrase. 145 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:14,022 I really think this anagram approach makes a lot of sense. 146 00:05:14,057 --> 00:05:15,524 Seriously? Let's do it. 147 00:05:15,559 --> 00:05:16,959 I'll take even clues, you take odds. 148 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:20,095 Great, and I will take everyone's coffee order. 149 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:21,864 - That's equally helpful. - I don't drink coffee. 150 00:05:21,899 --> 00:05:23,920 - But I'd love a kombucha. - Great, I'll just... 151 00:05:24,201 --> 00:05:25,868 walk to the kombucha store. 152 00:05:25,903 --> 00:05:28,543 - Everything okay? - Yeah, of course. 153 00:05:29,072 --> 00:05:30,906 You can't wear a coat over a tank, 154 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,709 - You're not Ryan Gosling. - Feeling jealous, buddy? 155 00:05:33,744 --> 00:05:35,744 No, not at all. I mean, I am a little surprised 156 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:37,980 that somebody named Melvin is so bodacious, 157 00:05:38,015 --> 00:05:40,082 but I feel that jealousy is an ugly emotion. 158 00:05:40,117 --> 00:05:41,683 - That you are feeling. - And I'm just glad 159 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,118 that Amy is spending some time with her hero. 160 00:05:43,153 --> 00:05:44,720 - Who is super hot. - Charles, let it go. 161 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:45,954 - And smart. - I'm serious, stop. 162 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:47,723 [laughs] 163 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:49,284 And hilarious. 164 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:50,905 Eat a jerk, pal! 165 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:53,872 So, how's it going in here? 166 00:05:53,907 --> 00:05:55,174 Vin, I see you're still coatless. 167 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:56,981 - I run hot, like a wolf. - Oh, I see. 168 00:05:57,017 --> 00:05:58,555 I wonder if the word "conjugate" 169 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,023 in the arsonist's letter means we should 170 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:03,085 - focus on the verb answers. - Cool, I love verbs. 171 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:05,583 - Second favorite part of speech. - Both: After prepositions. 172 00:06:05,618 --> 00:06:07,758 [laughs] Yeah, words are cool. 173 00:06:07,794 --> 00:06:09,286 But maybe we should switch gears a bit, 174 00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:11,189 and get back to some good old-fashioned police work. 175 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:12,724 - What are you thinking? - Well, whoever's setting 176 00:06:12,759 --> 00:06:14,392 these fires is clearly trying to humiliate Vin. 177 00:06:14,427 --> 00:06:15,960 You know, make a puzzle he can't solve. 178 00:06:15,995 --> 00:06:17,795 So maybe we should focus on people that don't like you. 179 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:19,497 Jake has a point about motive. 180 00:06:19,532 --> 00:06:20,899 Maybe another puzzler wants to take you down. 181 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:22,800 Well, if you're looking for a puzzle head, 182 00:06:22,835 --> 00:06:24,969 I'm hosting a crossword night at the Turnkey Bar tonight. 183 00:06:25,004 --> 00:06:26,771 Oh, I've always wanted to go there. 184 00:06:26,806 --> 00:06:28,806 That place is a total puzz-hang. 185 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:31,109 Ah, gross, all right, so we'll go undercover, 186 00:06:31,144 --> 00:06:33,077 chat some people up, and see if we can't find our arsonist. 187 00:06:33,112 --> 00:06:35,046 - Good idea. - Oh, Amy likes my plan. 188 00:06:35,081 --> 00:06:39,517 Great, so Vin, why don't we just get this coat back on you, 189 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:41,786 and I'll help you get out of the door, here. 190 00:06:41,821 --> 00:06:44,155 And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye! 191 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:46,524 - [laughs] The best. - Right? 192 00:06:46,559 --> 00:06:48,092 Yeah! 193 00:06:48,295 --> 00:06:50,628 Wow, the competition looks even older in person. 194 00:06:50,663 --> 00:06:52,664 What do you think these dinosaurs are talking about? 195 00:06:52,699 --> 00:06:54,198 Where to find "Matlock" reruns? 196 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:55,767 Be professional, Gina. 197 00:06:55,802 --> 00:06:57,435 Like the homecare nurses 198 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,970 who will tuck them into bed tonight. 199 00:06:59,005 --> 00:07:00,171 [laughs] 200 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,906 - Oh, hello, John. - Raymond. 201 00:07:01,941 --> 00:07:03,141 I just want to say what an honor it is 202 00:07:03,176 --> 00:07:04,509 to be up for the same job 203 00:07:04,544 --> 00:07:07,412 as a man with your... experience. 204 00:07:07,587 --> 00:07:08,674 Thank you. 205 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,450 I paused suggestively before I said "experience," 206 00:07:12,485 --> 00:07:14,485 so he would know it wasn't really a compliment. 207 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,854 Who are you talking to? I invented the pause. 208 00:07:16,889 --> 00:07:19,457 Raymond Holt, I'm Captain Olivia Crawford. 209 00:07:19,671 --> 00:07:21,366 I'm the new candidate for commissioner. 210 00:07:21,402 --> 00:07:22,420 - Oh? - Excuse me? 211 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:23,694 Yeah, I replaced the other candidate. 212 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,730 He retired to spend more time with his grandchildren. 213 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:27,899 Anyway, I just wanted to say what a privilege it is 214 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:32,670 to be up for the same job as a man with your... tenure. 215 00:07:32,705 --> 00:07:35,673 - Oh, damn, she paused, dude. - In error, I am certain. 216 00:07:35,708 --> 00:07:36,908 Olivia, I may be older than you, 217 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:38,476 but I am not some dinosaur 218 00:07:38,511 --> 00:07:40,011 intent on maintaining the status quo. 219 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:43,047 For example, I would add a social media officer 220 00:07:43,082 --> 00:07:44,860 - to every precinct. - Interesting. 221 00:07:45,438 --> 00:07:47,719 I plan on eliminating precincts all together. 222 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:49,887 What, no precincts? That's not how we do things. 223 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:52,387 That's exactly what both John Kellys said. 224 00:07:53,593 --> 00:07:56,527 Oh no, she's the asteroid. 225 00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:58,985 And I don't want to say you're a dinosaur, but... 226 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:00,981 [whispering] You're a dinosaur. 227 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:03,901 Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers. 228 00:08:03,936 --> 00:08:05,770 Gotta be honest, I'm a little disappointed 229 00:08:05,805 --> 00:08:07,639 no one's wearing a green suit covered in question marks. 230 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:09,240 That guy has crossword puzzle pants. 231 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:12,543 - Does that scratch your itch? - Very much so, thanks. 232 00:08:12,578 --> 00:08:14,825 All right, we should probably start talking to people in line. 233 00:08:15,281 --> 00:08:17,015 Pardon me there, fellow puzzler. 234 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,816 What do you think of Melvin Stermley? 235 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:20,685 Uh, you mean my future husband? 236 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,120 Oh, so you like his puzzles? 237 00:08:22,155 --> 00:08:24,555 And his face, body, and brain... and body. 238 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:25,690 Honestly, Vin makes all other men 239 00:08:25,725 --> 00:08:27,525 seem really stupid and ugly. 240 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,760 Okay, well, thank you for your 241 00:08:28,795 --> 00:08:30,351 very candid and hurtful input. 242 00:08:30,663 --> 00:08:33,064 You must solve one of Vin's puzzles to enter. 243 00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:34,999 Rearrange the letters of this phrase 244 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,901 to reveal a place in the world. 245 00:08:36,954 --> 00:08:39,603 Jake: "Meet a brainier stud, a." 246 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:41,939 Oh, come on, there's no place with that many letters in it. 247 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:43,808 I mean, most places are, like, four letters. 248 00:08:43,843 --> 00:08:47,145 - You know, park, mall, dump... - United Arab Emirates! 249 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,180 - You may enter. - [exhales] 250 00:08:49,215 --> 00:08:51,315 Uh, you must each answer a puzzle. 251 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:53,184 Oh... great. 252 00:08:53,219 --> 00:08:55,186 Unscramble the letters in this phrase 253 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:58,089 to reveal the name of a film based on a classic novel. 254 00:08:58,124 --> 00:09:00,958 - Okay. - "Sad anus loser, I go in" 255 00:09:00,993 --> 00:09:03,628 You know, I feel like these puzzles are actually very pointed. 256 00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:05,196 Forget it, I got this. 257 00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:07,198 Uh, A, R, uh... 258 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,866 [suspenseful music] 259 00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:10,234 Puzzle solved. 260 00:09:10,269 --> 00:09:12,136 ♪ ♪ 261 00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:14,072 [grunts] 262 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:15,807 [laughs] 263 00:09:15,842 --> 00:09:18,150 Who's the anus loser now? 264 00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:21,307 [grunts] It's still me. 265 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,248 Okay, one of us is about to get access 266 00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:27,618 to the best detective car ever, and everyone else 267 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:29,587 will go back to driving junk cars 268 00:09:29,622 --> 00:09:31,022 for the rest of your junk lives. 269 00:09:31,057 --> 00:09:32,857 Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn. 270 00:09:32,892 --> 00:09:35,031 I want seat warmers. I want them bad. 271 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,194 I need this car too. 272 00:09:36,229 --> 00:09:38,229 I'm sick of riding my Vespa to work every day. 273 00:09:38,264 --> 00:09:40,098 Well, being on the seat behind you is no picnic either. 274 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:42,466 All right, here it goes. 275 00:09:44,737 --> 00:09:46,804 [laughs] What? 276 00:09:46,839 --> 00:09:50,041 Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won! 277 00:09:50,076 --> 00:09:52,710 ♪ Terry got a car, Terry got a car ♪ 278 00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:54,045 No way. You cheated. 279 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,047 What? I didn't cheat. 280 00:09:56,082 --> 00:09:57,694 I bet every slip in there says Terry. 281 00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:01,853 He filled it full of fake people. 282 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:04,122 - Who the hell is Norm? - That's Scully's first name. 283 00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:05,923 - It is? - Stop being sore losers. 284 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,258 I won fair and square. 285 00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:08,926 No, you won unfair and un-square, 286 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:10,995 - and I'm going to prove it. - And if we can't, 287 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,464 - we'll plant it. - No. 288 00:10:12,832 --> 00:10:14,182 Charles, I need your help. 289 00:10:14,236 --> 00:10:15,767 What's the best way to dry out a pant leg that's 290 00:10:15,802 --> 00:10:17,702 - been soaked in toilet water? - Wait 28 minutes. 291 00:10:17,737 --> 00:10:19,637 Trust me, that's how long it takes for toilet pants to dry. 292 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:21,172 Well, I can't just be standing around 293 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,107 for half an hour while Amy chats it up with Vin. 294 00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:26,377 Ah, so it's not toilet water. You're drenched in jealousy. 295 00:10:26,412 --> 00:10:29,412 I told you before, jealousy is an ugly emotion that I don't feel. 296 00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:31,202 Besides, Amy picked my plan to come here. 297 00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:32,369 Why would I be jealous of Vin? 298 00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:35,286 Because of his body, and face, and brain... and body. 299 00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,921 Why does everybody say "body" twice? 300 00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:38,389 - [door opening] - Oh, hang on a second. 301 00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:40,091 - Somebody's coming. - Vin is on fire tonight. 302 00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:42,026 - He's phenomenal. - No wonder the Saturday 303 00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:43,995 crossword replaced Sam with him. 304 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,264 - Sam must be pissed. - I heard the only place 305 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:48,366 that buys his puzzles now is "Parade" magazine. 306 00:10:48,401 --> 00:10:50,668 The hardest clue he had in his last one 307 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,770 was a five-letter word for a game 308 00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:55,273 - popular in nursing homes. - Bingo. 309 00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:56,841 I figured out who the arsonist is. 310 00:10:56,876 --> 00:10:58,876 It's this guy named Sam. He's a puzzle maker. 311 00:10:58,911 --> 00:11:01,377 - And Vin took his job. - Sam Jepson? 312 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,470 Oh, he's not the arsonist. 313 00:11:02,506 --> 00:11:03,664 He's been out of town for weeks. 314 00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:04,833 And he's one of my closest friends. 315 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:06,267 He let me stay on his couch 316 00:11:06,302 --> 00:11:07,701 when Anna Kournikova and I broke up. 317 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,837 [scoffs] Well, I mean, she never won a major, so. 318 00:11:09,872 --> 00:11:11,839 All right, fine, if I'm so wrong, what did you guys find? 319 00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,440 Both fires were located 320 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:14,810 at the intersection of numbered streets. 321 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,379 If you match those intersections with the same 322 00:11:16,415 --> 00:11:18,482 intersections of the numbered clues in the puzzles, 323 00:11:18,518 --> 00:11:20,056 you get the letters "MA". 324 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,814 We think the arsonist is spelling his name. 325 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:24,651 We can build a puzzle around that, and catch him setting his next fire. 326 00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:27,133 But we have a suspect with a crystal clear motive. 327 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,537 I think we need to solve this like cops, not puzzlers. 328 00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:31,373 I hear you, Jake. But people who make crosswords 329 00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:32,976 love hiding their names in their puzzles. 330 00:11:33,012 --> 00:11:34,378 It's our version of a self portrait. 331 00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:35,947 [sighs] All right, you know what? 332 00:11:35,983 --> 00:11:38,017 Amy, it's your last case, you decide. 333 00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:39,832 Should we go with Vin's wacky little plan, 334 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,874 or should we go with Sam Jepson, 335 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,809 my exceptionally solid lead? 336 00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:47,138 I see where you're coming from, Jake, but this is Vin's world, 337 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,174 and I think we should go with his strategy. 338 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,822 - Sound good? - Yeah. 339 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,688 - Yeah, sounds great. - Okay, great. 340 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,754 - Let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 341 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,186 Oh, no, ugly emotion. 342 00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,858 Okay, so we think the arsonist is using the fires 343 00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,039 to spell out his name. 344 00:12:04,075 --> 00:12:05,142 The most common third letter 345 00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,671 in names that start with "MA" are L for Malcolm, 346 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:09,674 X for Max, R for Mark, and T for Matthew. 347 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,910 Or his name is Sam, and he's spelling it backwards. 348 00:12:11,945 --> 00:12:13,083 Uh-huh. 349 00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,780 Let's just stick with the LXRT plan. 350 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,616 - Copy that. - Vin designed today's puzzle 351 00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:19,417 using only one of each of those letters. 352 00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:21,637 Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever seen? 353 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:22,772 I don't know, I mean, remember that time 354 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,422 we investigated the disappearance of Mrs. Jackson, 355 00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,391 and it turned out her parrot ate her, bones and all? 356 00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:28,293 - That was pretty crazy. - That was crazy. 357 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,861 - Yeah. - [both laugh] 358 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,663 So tonight, we'll stake out the intersections 359 00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,899 that correspond to where the L, X, R, and T are 360 00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:36,568 in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully catch the arsonist in the act. 361 00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:39,771 I'll take the MAT corner, you take the MAR corner, 362 00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:42,440 and we'll have patrolman take the MAL and MAX. 363 00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:44,024 - Cool? - Yep, very cool. 364 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,694 Okay, great, I'll get the surveillance equipment. 365 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,127 [exhales] 366 00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,432 Shame. 367 00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,448 Shame, shame, shame. 368 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,521 I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan. 369 00:12:52,557 --> 00:12:54,157 Will you relax? I'm only doing it 370 00:12:54,193 --> 00:12:55,601 because someone else is going to do my plan. 371 00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:56,803 - Who? - You. 372 00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,080 - Oh. - While I'm busy watching 373 00:12:58,116 --> 00:12:59,276 nothing happen on my stupid corner, 374 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,345 you're going to stake out Sam's apartment. 375 00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,526 Then when he sets a fire, Vin is going to look like a dummy. 376 00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:04,647 That's right, use the jealousy, Jake. 377 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,627 It will give you unimaginable power. 378 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:09,751 Yes, yes, I can feel it coursing through my veins. 379 00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:10,853 - Oh, my hand cramped. - Oh. 380 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,060 Oh, it's stuck in a claw. 381 00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:13,655 - It's a claw now. - Oh. 382 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:16,358 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 383 00:13:16,393 --> 00:13:18,293 You're snacking? This is from the guy 384 00:13:18,328 --> 00:13:20,095 who told me that eating finger foods 385 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,596 was the one true sign of depression? 386 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,298 Then watch me chew, Gina. 387 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,500 I'm a creature of the past. I'm a dinosaur. 388 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,236 No, you are not, you're the best man for the job. 389 00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:30,105 And I think you know what you have to do to get it. 390 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,895 Believe in myself and give a great presentation? 391 00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,044 Not even close. 392 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,479 That's the head of the committee over there, gorging on crab cakes. 393 00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:39,348 Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia. 394 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,568 Um... 395 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,551 - I don't think I can do that. - Well, you can't really be 396 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,686 the best commissioner the NYPD has ever had 397 00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,690 if you're not the commissioner. 398 00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:51,174 Right. You're right, I want this. 399 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,396 And I will do good things for the city. 400 00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,698 Yes, you will. Now, get over there, 401 00:13:56,733 --> 00:14:00,093 and crap all over Olivia's ideas. 402 00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:03,539 - Patrick, nice to see you. - Hello, Raymond. 403 00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:06,241 - Shall we small-talk? - Mm. 404 00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,210 I've been thinking recently about how vital 405 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,712 the existence of precincts is to the NYPD. 406 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,865 Oh, you spoke to Crawford. 407 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,283 She's very forward thinking, isn't she? 408 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:17,219 I suppose you could call it that. 409 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:18,754 I mean, I wouldn't, but... 410 00:14:18,789 --> 00:14:21,375 Ray, you don't need to worry about her. 411 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:26,495 Between you and me, we had to nominate a girl for PR reasons. 412 00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,363 There's no way the NYPD 413 00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,859 is ready for a female commissioner. 414 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,402 - Oh. - Hey. 415 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,203 Grab a crab cake before we start. 416 00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:37,194 Real crab, big chunks. 417 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:40,041 [pensive music] 418 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,644 Okay, no one saw Sarge do anything suspicious 419 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,479 on the day of the drawing. We got nothing. 420 00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:47,021 Speak for yourself, sister. We found a smoking gun. 421 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,056 Play it, Hitchcock. 422 00:14:48,092 --> 00:14:49,250 - Voila. - Bah-boom. 423 00:14:49,286 --> 00:14:51,253 - What, I don't see anything. - Focus on the butt. 424 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,998 - The butt don't lie. - He squeezed his cheeks 425 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,291 before he opened the slip. He knew his name was on it. 426 00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,059 It was a pre-emptive celebration clench. 427 00:14:58,094 --> 00:15:00,328 I don't know, we need better proof than a butt clench 428 00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,564 - to take down Terry. - I did it, okay? 429 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:05,767 I cheated. I wanted that car, and I took it. 430 00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:08,437 And it's killing me. I couldn't sleep all night. 431 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,439 I just kept hearing the blinker. 432 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,408 You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat. 433 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,710 Here are the keys. Take the damn car. 434 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:17,186 Terry doesn't deserve it. 435 00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,582 And that is why I became a cop. 436 00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,820 Hey, Charles, nothing's happening on my MAR corner. 437 00:15:24,855 --> 00:15:27,556 - Any movement at Sam's place? - No, I did, however, see 438 00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:30,091 a cool-looking dude in a ponytail on a Razor scooter. 439 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,760 I have to admit, I like the look. 440 00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:34,229 Is it possible I'm wrong, and Sam is out of town? 441 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,897 Vin's plan is actually kind of smart. 442 00:15:35,932 --> 00:15:38,733 - Jake, I have eyes on Sam. - Yes, suck it, Vin. 443 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,368 My judgment is clear, and I am a genius. 444 00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:41,603 Charles, I'll be right there. 445 00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,438 But enough about the crab cakes. 446 00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,408 [laughter] Our first presentation tonight 447 00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,443 will be from the 99th precinct's 448 00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,312 Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond? 449 00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:53,381 [applause] 450 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:56,118 Let me begin with a hilarious joke. 451 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,352 I'm surprised I was on the short list for commissioner. 452 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,557 After all, I am six feet tall. [laughter] 453 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,871 Actually, what I have to say tonight is no laughing matter. 454 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,862 I was just told by a member of the selection committee 455 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,597 that they have no intention 456 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,267 of ever choosing a woman to run the NYPD. 457 00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:12,757 I suppose I should have been relieved, 458 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,303 because Captain Crawford is a damn qualified candidate. 459 00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:17,205 But as someone who has been denied opportunity 460 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,556 because of who I am, 461 00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:21,776 I cannot stand by and watch it happen to someone else. 462 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:24,679 So, I will be reserving my presentation 463 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:27,148 for a selection committee that will judge 464 00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,850 all of the candidates fairly. 465 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,459 And let's be honest. 466 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:32,575 The crab cakes were only so-so. 467 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,159 - [crowd murmurs] - Thank you. 468 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,392 All right, talk to me, what's happening? 469 00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,928 - What's Sammy up to? - Well, he just sat down 470 00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:42,097 - on the plaza. - Okay, he's opening up 471 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:45,400 his backpack and pulling out what appears to be a thermos. 472 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,936 Possibly containing some sort of accelerant-like gasoline. 473 00:16:47,971 --> 00:16:49,704 - Yup. - No, he's eating it 474 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,606 with a spoon. It's soup, he's eating soup. 475 00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:54,479 Well, maybe he's fueling up for a night of starting fires. 476 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,910 He just pulled out a lighter! 477 00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:58,587 Nope, it's not a lighter. It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser. 478 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,318 - Hmm. - Ooh, he's making a phone call. 479 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,516 Quick, get the parabolic mic. 480 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,419 - [laughs] - Mom, I did something bad. 481 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:06,288 Yeah, you set some fires. 482 00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:08,757 I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no. 483 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,141 - So you set some fires. - So, I left Myrtle Beach. 484 00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,911 Two weeks ago, and then you set some fires. 485 00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:15,474 No, I got back home today. 486 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,073 Yeah, all my fish were dead. 487 00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:19,405 Okay, so Sam didn't do it. 488 00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:20,996 I should probably get back to my corner. 489 00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,061 Just for the record, 490 00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:23,371 just because I was wrong about Sam, 491 00:17:23,406 --> 00:17:25,607 does not mean that Vin was right. 492 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:30,222 - [siren wails] - Well, this is disappointing. 493 00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:33,463 I can't believe you left your post. 494 00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:34,975 What, the plan wasn't yours, 495 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,444 so you didn't think it was worth following? 496 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,480 Well, because of your juvenile behavior, 497 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,383 one of our city's finest... 498 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:43,020 abandoned lard factories is now burned to the ground. 499 00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:45,190 My gut told me that Sam Jepson was setting the fires. 500 00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,626 Although I now realize his actual life 501 00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,462 is much sadder than that of a serial arsonist. 502 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,231 But we agreed to do Vin's plan. 503 00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,050 So what? Vin is not a cop. 504 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,802 Why do you keep siding with him instead of me? 505 00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:55,284 Oh, let me guess, because he was right, 506 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,620 and the building was on fire, and he's perfect? 507 00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,855 Wait, are you jealous of Vin? 508 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,002 [scoffs] 509 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,007 Jake? 510 00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:03,360 All right, I didn't want to say anything 511 00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,596 because it's a gross emotion, but yes, I am a little bit 512 00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:07,606 jealous of the super smart supermodel. 513 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,633 This was our last case together. 514 00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,485 And you and him have been joined at the hip. 515 00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:13,770 Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle 516 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,372 that I don't understand how to tone. 517 00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:17,241 He told me, it's a lot of bicycle crunches. 518 00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:18,775 Crunches on a bicycle? 519 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,403 That's crazy, you would just fall right off. 520 00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:23,541 Babe, you have no reason to be jealous of him. 521 00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:24,964 [exhales] I just... 522 00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:27,280 I don't want you to wake up one day 523 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,385 and with that you were with someone as smart as you are. 524 00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:32,489 I am with someone as smart as I am. 525 00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:33,624 You. 526 00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,256 You're a brilliant detective. 527 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,126 I love the way you think. 528 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:39,195 That's why I want to marry you. 529 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:41,890 Marry me. 530 00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,269 Marry. Oh, my God, look. 531 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:47,537 The arsonist spelled MAR, but they were going to spell 532 00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:49,597 M-A-R-R-Y! Or... 533 00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:51,441 Conjugate. Conjugate means marry! 534 00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:53,078 Yes, and who wants to marry Vin? 535 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:54,783 Both: The lady from the bar! 536 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,387 Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this. 537 00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,494 You're going to "ailj." 538 00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,878 All right, Sarge. The car is yours. 539 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,680 What? Why? 540 00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:06,848 - I don't deserve that car. - I don't know about that. 541 00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:09,217 I went back and watched the tapes to figure out how you did it. 542 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:10,786 Right before the drawing, 543 00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,454 you got a peanut butter cup out of the freezer. 544 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,389 The thing is, you don't eat sugar past 4:00 p.m. 545 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,724 Could have been a cheat day. 546 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,212 Oh, it was definitely a cheat day. 547 00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,593 You froze your slip of paper, 548 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:19,995 so that when you pulled the name, 549 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,797 all you had to do was find the cold one. 550 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:22,932 So. 551 00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:24,608 You thought the way I cheated 552 00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:26,335 was so cool, you gave me the car? 553 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,903 Yeah, but also while I was watching those tapes, 554 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:29,538 I noticed all the nice crap you do for people. 555 00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:30,906 You got Gina a cushion for her chair. 556 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,808 You let Charles show you 130 pictures 557 00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:34,409 of Nikolaj brushing his teeth. 558 00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:35,977 You Heimlich'd Scully twice. 559 00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:38,415 - On the same peanut. - I also solved a murder. 560 00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:40,278 Yeah, we all solve murders, but you, 561 00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:42,918 you let Hitchcock borrow a pair of your socks, 562 00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:44,463 because his somehow disintegrated. 563 00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,299 Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you in the first place. 564 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,635 - You deserve that car. - Thanks, Diaz. 565 00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:51,626 How did you get Hitchcock and Scully to agree to this? 566 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,562 I washed their car and told them it was a new one. 567 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:54,963 They're napping in it right now. 568 00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,302 Smart! 569 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,268 - Hello, Captain Holt. - Ah, Captain Crawford. 570 00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:01,636 To what do I owe the pleasure? 571 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,438 Captain Crawford is here to see you. 572 00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:04,631 Thank you, Gina. 573 00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,627 So, it would seem that we have become frenemies. 574 00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:11,546 - Do you know what that means? - Are you trying to imply 575 00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:13,348 that I'm too old to understand a portmanteau? 576 00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:16,952 I am not, but I am too dignified to use one. 577 00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:18,180 Friend-enemy. 578 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,502 I just wanted to thank you, for your brave speech. 579 00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:21,810 The mayor's office has replaced 580 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,518 the selection committee with a less biased one, so. 581 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,828 Feel free to start calling me commissioner now. 582 00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:28,397 The only time I plan on calling you 583 00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:29,664 is to hear you concede. 584 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:30,966 It's going to be hard to hear anything 585 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,734 once I've crushed you into a fine powder. 586 00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:35,230 A fine powder that will choke you until you die. 587 00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,619 May the better candidate win. 588 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,470 She will. 589 00:20:42,078 --> 00:20:43,674 Captain Crawford left. 590 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:46,415 So, we brought her in this morning, 591 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,883 and she confessed immediately. 592 00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,786 Hi, Vin, I love you! Did you see my fires? 593 00:20:50,821 --> 00:20:52,387 Turned out, she was writing something. 594 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:55,657 Specifically, "marry me, or else I will kill you. 595 00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:57,325 Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson." 596 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,061 - Wow, that's so many fires. - So many fires. 597 00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,597 Thank you for catching her. With a brilliant puzzling mind 598 00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:04,499 like yours on the case, it was only a matter of time. 599 00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:05,901 Actually, Jake solved it. 600 00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:07,738 He's kind of a genius with this stuff. 601 00:21:07,774 --> 00:21:08,936 Oh, thank you, then. 602 00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:09,983 Couldn't have done it without your help. 603 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,266 So I guess that's that. 604 00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:12,507 I should probably run if I'm going to make it 605 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,239 to the Javits Center by four. 606 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,306 They're making a mold of me for the upcoming Bodies Exhibit. 607 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,743 As they should, your body is great. 608 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,445 - And that's okay. - Thanks, man. 609 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,050 You should join me for a puzzle night sometime. 610 00:21:22,085 --> 00:21:23,339 - Oh. - No! 611 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,487 Jake is taken. He already has a friend. 612 00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,055 Hang out offer declined. 613 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:28,890 Now let's strut your centerfold ass out of here. 614 00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:32,926 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 48011

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