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Santiago, your test results
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from the sergeant's exam have arrived.
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Ooh, everybody make room.
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Amy needs adequate space
to do her signature dork dance.
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I don't know if there's
going to be a dork dance.
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I mean, look how small that envelope is.
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That's not a big, good news envelope.
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That's a little, bad news envelope.
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What? That's nuts.
Sarge, tell her envelope size
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- doesn't matter.
- If I'm being honest,
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- I got a much bigger envelope.
- Oh, God.
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Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful.
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- Mine was bigger, too.
- Okay.
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I just won't ever open it.
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That way, I'll never get rejected.
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- Fine, I'll open it.
- No!
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- [bones crack]
- Oh, whoa!
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- [both grunt]
- Do it harder.
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I opened it.
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- You passed.
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
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I'm going to be a sergeant.
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You're going to be a sergeant!
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- Yes!
- [all cheer]
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♪ Oh, no, it's happening. ♪
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Whoo!
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- [grunts] Yeah!
- That's my future wife!
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[inhales] So...
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Amy Santiago, put down that melon,
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for you are about to feast your eyes
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on one of the most delicious
cases in the NYPD.
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I don't like the personality
I've chosen here.
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I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman
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welcoming new "Hunger Games"
tributes to the Quarter Quell.
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- What's going on, Jake?
- In one week,
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you will officially become a sergeant.
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Which means this case
will be the last one
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we ever work together as detectives,
so it has to be perfect.
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I present to you a serial arson case.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And the fires seem to be
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connected to the Saturday
crossword puzzle.
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- Mama like.
- Two different buildings,
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two consecutive Saturdays,
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and a puzzle left at each crime scene,
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and a note was sent
to the puzzle's author,
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- Mr. Melvin Stermley.
- Melvin Stermley?
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He's the best in the game!
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He made a puzzle once
where all the answers
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were just the word "puzzle"
in different languages.
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- In Estonian, it was moistatus.
- Yeah, well, your moistatus
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is about to be hecka moist...
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don't call HR, we are getting married...
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because Melvin Stermley is coming in
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- to help us with the case!
- Sha-wing!
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Hey, I was going through your
calendar for some reason.
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- It's your job.
- Right.
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Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind
you about the commissioner
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candidate meet and greet,
and your presentation
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to the selection committee.
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Being that I am your campaign manager...
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- You are not.
- I did a little sleuthing
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on your rivals.
You want me to spill the beans?
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Why would you ever
intentionally spill beans?
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They're one of nature's most
densely packed protein sources,
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and they remain unsullied by flavor.
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Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out.
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Fine, fine, tell me everything.
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All right, have a seat. It's Gina time.
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Say hello to your compe-tish.
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Bryan McCann, John Kelly,
and John Kelly.
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Yes, that's right,
there are two John Kellys.
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How are these not the same man?
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You should see their wives.
Or should I say, wife.
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Good God, do you know what
their speeches are about?
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I do.
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"Staying the course."
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"Maintaining the course," and
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"Blazing a path to a new future."
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I'm kidding, it's
"Remaining on the course."
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Unbelievable, none of these men
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have any interest in advancing the NYPD.
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That's right, because they're dinosaurs.
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But do you know what kills dinosaurs?
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- Asteroids?
- No.
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You-steroids.
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You are going to kill these dinosaurs.
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Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking?
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Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush?
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- Are you insane?
- Relax, Charles.
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It's not a crush, it's her
nerdy crossword puzzling hero.
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I mean, the guy's
got to be a massive dork.
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His name is Melvin Stermley,
for God's sake.
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Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin.
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Hey, you can call me Vin.
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But, where is nerd?
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Whoa, is this a new detective car?
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It sure is, I put in the paperwork
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18 months ago, and got lucky.
They fast tracked it!
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Say hello to the Nine-Nine's
brand new, fully loaded,
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sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels!
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Holy crap, it has a heads-up display
with built-in license plate reader.
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Who cares. It's got two burrito holders.
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- Those are cup holders, Scully.
- Oh yeah?
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Then what am I supposed
to use my thighs for, genius?
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Wait, who are you assigning
this car to, Sarge?
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Um, I was actually thinking
I'd get this one.
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- Seriously?
- You suck.
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Whoa, the heater in my detective car
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hasn't worked in two years.
I don't have enough body fat
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to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering.
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Okay, just seems a little selfish
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to keep it for yourself
when your detectives,
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who you took an oath to protect,
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are stuck driving their crappy old cars.
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- Mine's the oldest.
- I've never felt so abandoned.
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And I was actually abandoned.
They found me in a swamp.
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Fine. We'll do a drawing for it.
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But until then, no one touches it.
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Oops, too late.
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I left a ranch handprint
on the windshield.
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Okay, so here are your puzzles
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from the days the arsonist set the fire.
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This is really good, Amy, thanks.
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Hey, so Vin, just curious.
Would you say you have
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the typical physique
of a puzzle maker, or?
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Well, each puzzle only pays
a couple hundred bucks,
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so I mostly make my money modeling.
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- Primarily swimwear.
- Yeah, I hear that.
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I could do that too, but I
make pretty good money here,
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so I don't really need to.
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Anyways, let's talk about the case.
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So here's the letter that
the arsonist sent to Vin.
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"Your clues I discombobulate
to teach you to conjugate,
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the fool who fails to validate
will watch as I conflagrate."
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It seems like he's using my
crossword to tell me something.
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Oh, maybe we should look
at anagrams of the answers.
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That's really good, "o nasty amiga!"
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- [laughs]
- Oh, what?
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He re-arranged the letters
of "Amy Santiago."
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He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta.
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- I doubt that's even possible.
- Eat a jerk, pal.
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What, no one's ever said that phrase.
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I really think this anagram
approach makes a lot of sense.
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Seriously? Let's do it.
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I'll take even clues, you take odds.
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Great, and I will take
everyone's coffee order.
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- That's equally helpful.
- I don't drink coffee.
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- But I'd love a kombucha.
- Great, I'll just...
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walk to the kombucha store.
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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, of course.
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You can't wear a coat over a tank,
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- You're not Ryan Gosling.
- Feeling jealous, buddy?
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No, not at all.
I mean, I am a little surprised
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that somebody named Melvin
is so bodacious,
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but I feel that jealousy
is an ugly emotion.
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- That you are feeling.
- And I'm just glad
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that Amy is spending
some time with her hero.
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- Who is super hot.
- Charles, let it go.
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- And smart.
- I'm serious, stop.
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[laughs]
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And hilarious.
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Eat a jerk, pal!
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So, how's it going in here?
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Vin, I see you're still coatless.
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- I run hot, like a wolf.
- Oh, I see.
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I wonder if the word "conjugate"
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in the arsonist's letter means we should
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- focus on the verb answers.
- Cool, I love verbs.
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- Second favorite part of speech.
- Both: After prepositions.
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[laughs] Yeah, words are cool.
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But maybe we should switch gears a bit,
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and get back to some good
old-fashioned police work.
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- What are you thinking?
- Well, whoever's setting
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these fires is clearly trying
to humiliate Vin.
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You know, make a puzzle he can't solve.
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So maybe we should focus
on people that don't like you.
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Jake has a point about motive.
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Maybe another puzzler
wants to take you down.
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Well, if you're
looking for a puzzle head,
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I'm hosting a crossword night
at the Turnkey Bar tonight.
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Oh, I've always wanted to go there.
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That place is a total puzz-hang.
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Ah, gross, all right,
so we'll go undercover,
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chat some people up, and see
if we can't find our arsonist.
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- Good idea.
- Oh, Amy likes my plan.
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Great, so Vin, why don't we
just get this coat back on you,
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and I'll help you
get out of the door, here.
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And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye!
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- [laughs] The best.
- Right?
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Yeah!
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Wow, the competition
looks even older in person.
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What do you think these
dinosaurs are talking about?
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Where to find "Matlock" reruns?
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Be professional, Gina.
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Like the homecare nurses
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who will tuck them into bed tonight.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, hello, John.
- Raymond.
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I just want to say what an honor it is
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to be up for the same job
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as a man with your... experience.
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Thank you.
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I paused suggestively
before I said "experience,"
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so he would know
it wasn't really a compliment.
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Who are you talking to?
I invented the pause.
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Raymond Holt,
I'm Captain Olivia Crawford.
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I'm the new candidate for commissioner.
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- Oh?
- Excuse me?
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Yeah, I replaced the other candidate.
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He retired to spend more time
with his grandchildren.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say
what a privilege it is
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to be up for the same job
as a man with your... tenure.
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- Oh, damn, she paused, dude.
- In error, I am certain.
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Olivia, I may be older than you,
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but I am not some dinosaur
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intent on maintaining the status quo.
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For example, I would add
a social media officer
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- to every precinct.
- Interesting.
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I plan on eliminating
precincts all together.
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What, no precincts?
That's not how we do things.
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That's exactly what
both John Kellys said.
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Oh no, she's the asteroid.
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And I don't want to say
you're a dinosaur, but...
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[whispering] You're a dinosaur.
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Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers.
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Gotta be honest,
I'm a little disappointed
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no one's wearing a green suit
covered in question marks.
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That guy has crossword puzzle pants.
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- Does that scratch your itch?
- Very much so, thanks.
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All right, we should probably
start talking to people in line.
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Pardon me there, fellow puzzler.
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What do you think of Melvin Stermley?
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Uh, you mean my future husband?
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Oh, so you like his puzzles?
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And his face, body, and brain...
and body.
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Honestly, Vin makes all other men
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seem really stupid and ugly.
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Okay, well, thank you for your
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very candid and hurtful input.
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You must solve
one of Vin's puzzles to enter.
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Rearrange the letters of this phrase
244
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to reveal a place in the world.
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Jake: "Meet a brainier stud, a."
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Oh, come on, there's no place
with that many letters in it.
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I mean, most places
are, like, four letters.
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- You know, park, mall, dump...
- United Arab Emirates!
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- You may enter.
- [exhales]
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Uh, you must each answer a puzzle.
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Oh... great.
252
00:08:53,219 --> 00:08:55,186
Unscramble the letters in this phrase
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to reveal the name of a film
based on a classic novel.
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- Okay.
- "Sad anus loser, I go in"
255
00:09:00,993 --> 00:09:03,628
You know, I feel like these puzzles
are actually very pointed.
256
00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:05,196
Forget it, I got this.
257
00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:07,198
Uh, A, R, uh...
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[suspenseful music]
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Puzzle solved.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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Who's the anus loser now?
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00:09:19,145 --> 00:09:21,307
[grunts] It's still me.
265
00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,248
Okay, one of us is about to get access
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to the best detective car ever,
and everyone else
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00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:29,587
will go back to driving junk cars
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00:09:29,622 --> 00:09:31,022
for the rest of your junk lives.
269
00:09:31,057 --> 00:09:32,857
Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn.
270
00:09:32,892 --> 00:09:35,031
I want seat warmers. I want them bad.
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00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,194
I need this car too.
272
00:09:36,229 --> 00:09:38,229
I'm sick of riding my
Vespa to work every day.
273
00:09:38,264 --> 00:09:40,098
Well, being on the seat
behind you is no picnic either.
274
00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:42,466
All right, here it goes.
275
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[laughs] What?
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Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won!
277
00:09:50,076 --> 00:09:52,710
♪ Terry got a car, Terry got a car ♪
278
00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:54,045
No way. You cheated.
279
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,047
What? I didn't cheat.
280
00:09:56,082 --> 00:09:57,694
I bet every slip in there says Terry.
281
00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:01,853
He filled it full of fake people.
282
00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:04,122
- Who the hell is Norm?
- That's Scully's first name.
283
00:10:04,157 --> 00:10:05,923
- It is?
- Stop being sore losers.
284
00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,258
I won fair and square.
285
00:10:07,293 --> 00:10:08,926
No, you won unfair and un-square,
286
00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:10,995
- and I'm going to prove it.
- And if we can't,
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00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,464
- we'll plant it.
- No.
288
00:10:12,832 --> 00:10:14,182
Charles, I need your help.
289
00:10:14,236 --> 00:10:15,767
What's the best way
to dry out a pant leg that's
290
00:10:15,802 --> 00:10:17,702
- been soaked in toilet water?
- Wait 28 minutes.
291
00:10:17,737 --> 00:10:19,637
Trust me, that's how long it
takes for toilet pants to dry.
292
00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:21,172
Well, I can't just be standing around
293
00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,107
for half an hour while
Amy chats it up with Vin.
294
00:10:23,142 --> 00:10:26,377
Ah, so it's not toilet water.
You're drenched in jealousy.
295
00:10:26,412 --> 00:10:29,412
I told you before, jealousy is an
ugly emotion that I don't feel.
296
00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:31,202
Besides, Amy picked
my plan to come here.
297
00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:32,369
Why would I be jealous of Vin?
298
00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:35,286
Because of his body, and
face, and brain... and body.
299
00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,921
Why does everybody say "body" twice?
300
00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:38,389
- [door opening]
- Oh, hang on a second.
301
00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:40,091
- Somebody's coming.
- Vin is on fire tonight.
302
00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:42,026
- He's phenomenal.
- No wonder the Saturday
303
00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:43,995
crossword replaced Sam with him.
304
00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,264
- Sam must be pissed.
- I heard the only place
305
00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:48,366
that buys his puzzles now
is "Parade" magazine.
306
00:10:48,401 --> 00:10:50,668
The hardest clue he had in his last one
307
00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,770
was a five-letter word for a game
308
00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:55,273
- popular in nursing homes.
- Bingo.
309
00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:56,841
I figured out who the arsonist is.
310
00:10:56,876 --> 00:10:58,876
It's this guy named Sam.
He's a puzzle maker.
311
00:10:58,911 --> 00:11:01,377
- And Vin took his job.
- Sam Jepson?
312
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,470
Oh, he's not the arsonist.
313
00:11:02,506 --> 00:11:03,664
He's been out of town for weeks.
314
00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:04,833
And he's one of my closest friends.
315
00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:06,267
He let me stay on his couch
316
00:11:06,302 --> 00:11:07,701
when Anna Kournikova and I broke up.
317
00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,837
[scoffs] Well, I mean,
she never won a major, so.
318
00:11:09,872 --> 00:11:11,839
All right, fine, if I'm so
wrong, what did you guys find?
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00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,440
Both fires were located
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00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:14,810
at the intersection of numbered streets.
321
00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,379
If you match those
intersections with the same
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00:11:16,415 --> 00:11:18,482
intersections of the
numbered clues in the puzzles,
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00:11:18,518 --> 00:11:20,056
you get the letters "MA".
324
00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,814
We think the arsonist
is spelling his name.
325
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:24,651
We can build a puzzle around that,
and catch him setting his next fire.
326
00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:27,133
But we have a suspect
with a crystal clear motive.
327
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,537
I think we need to solve this
like cops, not puzzlers.
328
00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:31,373
I hear you, Jake.
But people who make crosswords
329
00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:32,976
love hiding their names
in their puzzles.
330
00:11:33,012 --> 00:11:34,378
It's our version of a self portrait.
331
00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:35,947
[sighs] All right, you know what?
332
00:11:35,983 --> 00:11:38,017
Amy, it's your last case, you decide.
333
00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:39,832
Should we go with
Vin's wacky little plan,
334
00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,874
or should we go with Sam Jepson,
335
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,809
my exceptionally solid lead?
336
00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:47,138
I see where you're coming from,
Jake, but this is Vin's world,
337
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,174
and I think we should
go with his strategy.
338
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,822
- Sound good?
- Yeah.
339
00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,688
- Yeah, sounds great.
- Okay, great.
340
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,754
- Let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.
341
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,186
Oh, no, ugly emotion.
342
00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,858
Okay, so we think the
arsonist is using the fires
343
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,039
to spell out his name.
344
00:12:04,075 --> 00:12:05,142
The most common third letter
345
00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,671
in names that start with "MA"
are L for Malcolm,
346
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:09,674
X for Max, R for Mark,
and T for Matthew.
347
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,910
Or his name is Sam,
and he's spelling it backwards.
348
00:12:11,945 --> 00:12:13,083
Uh-huh.
349
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,780
Let's just stick with the LXRT plan.
350
00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,616
- Copy that.
- Vin designed today's puzzle
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00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:19,417
using only one of each of those letters.
352
00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:21,637
Isn't that the craziest
thing you've ever seen?
353
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:22,772
I don't know, I mean, remember that time
354
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,422
we investigated the
disappearance of Mrs. Jackson,
355
00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,391
and it turned out her
parrot ate her, bones and all?
356
00:12:26,426 --> 00:12:28,293
- That was pretty crazy.
- That was crazy.
357
00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,861
- Yeah.
- [both laugh]
358
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,663
So tonight, we'll stake
out the intersections
359
00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,899
that correspond to where
the L, X, R, and T are
360
00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:36,568
in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully
catch the arsonist in the act.
361
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:39,771
I'll take the MAT corner,
you take the MAR corner,
362
00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:42,440
and we'll have patrolman
take the MAL and MAX.
363
00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:44,024
- Cool?
- Yep, very cool.
364
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,694
Okay, great, I'll get
the surveillance equipment.
365
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,127
[exhales]
366
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,432
Shame.
367
00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,448
Shame, shame, shame.
368
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,521
I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan.
369
00:12:52,557 --> 00:12:54,157
Will you relax? I'm only doing it
370
00:12:54,193 --> 00:12:55,601
because someone else
is going to do my plan.
371
00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:56,803
- Who?
- You.
372
00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,080
- Oh.
- While I'm busy watching
373
00:12:58,116 --> 00:12:59,276
nothing happen on my stupid corner,
374
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,345
you're going to stake
out Sam's apartment.
375
00:13:00,381 --> 00:13:02,526
Then when he sets a fire,
Vin is going to look like a dummy.
376
00:13:02,562 --> 00:13:04,647
That's right, use the jealousy, Jake.
377
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,627
It will give you unimaginable power.
378
00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:09,751
Yes, yes, I can feel it
coursing through my veins.
379
00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:10,853
- Oh, my hand cramped.
- Oh.
380
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,060
Oh, it's stuck in a claw.
381
00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:13,655
- It's a claw now.
- Oh.
382
00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:16,358
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
383
00:13:16,393 --> 00:13:18,293
You're snacking? This is from the guy
384
00:13:18,328 --> 00:13:20,095
who told me that eating finger foods
385
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,596
was the one true sign of depression?
386
00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,298
Then watch me chew, Gina.
387
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,500
I'm a creature of the past.
I'm a dinosaur.
388
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,236
No, you are not, you're
the best man for the job.
389
00:13:28,271 --> 00:13:30,105
And I think you know what
you have to do to get it.
390
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,895
Believe in myself
and give a great presentation?
391
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,044
Not even close.
392
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,479
That's the head of the committee
over there, gorging on crab cakes.
393
00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:39,348
Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia.
394
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,568
Um...
395
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,551
- I don't think I can do that.
- Well, you can't really be
396
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,686
the best commissioner
the NYPD has ever had
397
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:46,690
if you're not the commissioner.
398
00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:51,174
Right. You're right, I want this.
399
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,396
And I will do good things for the city.
400
00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,698
Yes, you will. Now, get over there,
401
00:13:56,733 --> 00:14:00,093
and crap all over Olivia's ideas.
402
00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:03,539
- Patrick, nice to see you.
- Hello, Raymond.
403
00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:06,241
- Shall we small-talk?
- Mm.
404
00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,210
I've been thinking recently
about how vital
405
00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,712
the existence of precincts
is to the NYPD.
406
00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,865
Oh, you spoke to Crawford.
407
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,283
She's very forward thinking, isn't she?
408
00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:17,219
I suppose you could call it that.
409
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:18,754
I mean, I wouldn't, but...
410
00:14:18,789 --> 00:14:21,375
Ray, you don't need to worry about her.
411
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:26,495
Between you and me, we had to
nominate a girl for PR reasons.
412
00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,363
There's no way the NYPD
413
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,859
is ready for a female commissioner.
414
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,402
- Oh.
- Hey.
415
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,203
Grab a crab cake before we start.
416
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:37,194
Real crab, big chunks.
417
00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:40,041
[pensive music]
418
00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,644
Okay, no one saw Sarge
do anything suspicious
419
00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,479
on the day of the drawing.
We got nothing.
420
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:47,021
Speak for yourself, sister.
We found a smoking gun.
421
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,056
Play it, Hitchcock.
422
00:14:48,092 --> 00:14:49,250
- Voila.
- Bah-boom.
423
00:14:49,286 --> 00:14:51,253
- What, I don't see anything.
- Focus on the butt.
424
00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,998
- The butt don't lie.
- He squeezed his cheeks
425
00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,291
before he opened the slip.
He knew his name was on it.
426
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,059
It was a pre-emptive celebration clench.
427
00:14:58,094 --> 00:15:00,328
I don't know, we need better
proof than a butt clench
428
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,564
- to take down Terry.
- I did it, okay?
429
00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:05,767
I cheated. I wanted that car,
and I took it.
430
00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:08,437
And it's killing me.
I couldn't sleep all night.
431
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,439
I just kept hearing the blinker.
432
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,408
You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat.
433
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,710
Here are the keys. Take the damn car.
434
00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:17,186
Terry doesn't deserve it.
435
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,582
And that is why I became a cop.
436
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:24,820
Hey, Charles, nothing's
happening on my MAR corner.
437
00:15:24,855 --> 00:15:27,556
- Any movement at Sam's place?
- No, I did, however, see
438
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:30,091
a cool-looking dude in a ponytail
on a Razor scooter.
439
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,760
I have to admit, I like the look.
440
00:15:31,795 --> 00:15:34,229
Is it possible I'm wrong,
and Sam is out of town?
441
00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:35,897
Vin's plan is actually kind of smart.
442
00:15:35,932 --> 00:15:38,733
- Jake, I have eyes on Sam.
- Yes, suck it, Vin.
443
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,368
My judgment is clear, and I am a genius.
444
00:15:40,403 --> 00:15:41,603
Charles, I'll be right there.
445
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:43,438
But enough about the crab cakes.
446
00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:46,408
[laughter]
Our first presentation tonight
447
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,443
will be from the 99th precinct's
448
00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,312
Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond?
449
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:53,381
[applause]
450
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:56,118
Let me begin with a hilarious joke.
451
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,352
I'm surprised I was on the
short list for commissioner.
452
00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,557
After all, I am six feet tall.
[laughter]
453
00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,871
Actually, what I have to say
tonight is no laughing matter.
454
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:06,862
I was just told by a member
of the selection committee
455
00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,597
that they have no intention
456
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,267
of ever choosing
a woman to run the NYPD.
457
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:12,757
I suppose I should have been relieved,
458
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:15,303
because Captain Crawford
is a damn qualified candidate.
459
00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:17,205
But as someone who has
been denied opportunity
460
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,556
because of who I am,
461
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:21,776
I cannot stand by and watch
it happen to someone else.
462
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:24,679
So, I will be reserving my presentation
463
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:27,148
for a selection committee
that will judge
464
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,850
all of the candidates fairly.
465
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,459
And let's be honest.
466
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:32,575
The crab cakes were only so-so.
467
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,159
- [crowd murmurs]
- Thank you.
468
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,392
All right, talk to me, what's happening?
469
00:16:37,427 --> 00:16:39,928
- What's Sammy up to?
- Well, he just sat down
470
00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:42,097
- on the plaza.
- Okay, he's opening up
471
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:45,400
his backpack and pulling out
what appears to be a thermos.
472
00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,936
Possibly containing some sort
of accelerant-like gasoline.
473
00:16:47,971 --> 00:16:49,704
- Yup.
- No, he's eating it
474
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,606
with a spoon.
It's soup, he's eating soup.
475
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:54,479
Well, maybe he's fueling up
for a night of starting fires.
476
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,910
He just pulled out a lighter!
477
00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:58,587
Nope, it's not a lighter.
It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser.
478
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,318
- Hmm.
- Ooh, he's making a phone call.
479
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,516
Quick, get the parabolic mic.
480
00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,419
- [laughs]
- Mom, I did something bad.
481
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:06,288
Yeah, you set some fires.
482
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:08,757
I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no.
483
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,141
- So you set some fires.
- So, I left Myrtle Beach.
484
00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,911
Two weeks ago,
and then you set some fires.
485
00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:15,474
No, I got back home today.
486
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,073
Yeah, all my fish were dead.
487
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:19,405
Okay, so Sam didn't do it.
488
00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:20,996
I should probably get back to my corner.
489
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,061
Just for the record,
490
00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:23,371
just because I was wrong about Sam,
491
00:17:23,406 --> 00:17:25,607
does not mean that Vin was right.
492
00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:30,222
- [siren wails]
- Well, this is disappointing.
493
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:33,463
I can't believe you left your post.
494
00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:34,975
What, the plan wasn't yours,
495
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,444
so you didn't think
it was worth following?
496
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,480
Well, because of your juvenile behavior,
497
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,383
one of our city's finest...
498
00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:43,020
abandoned lard factories
is now burned to the ground.
499
00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:45,190
My gut told me that Sam
Jepson was setting the fires.
500
00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,626
Although I now realize his actual life
501
00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,462
is much sadder than that
of a serial arsonist.
502
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,231
But we agreed to do Vin's plan.
503
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,050
So what? Vin is not a cop.
504
00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,802
Why do you keep siding
with him instead of me?
505
00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:55,284
Oh, let me guess, because he was right,
506
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,620
and the building was on fire,
and he's perfect?
507
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,855
Wait, are you jealous of Vin?
508
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,002
[scoffs]
509
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,007
Jake?
510
00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:03,360
All right, I didn't want to say anything
511
00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:05,596
because it's a gross emotion,
but yes, I am a little bit
512
00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:07,606
jealous of the super smart supermodel.
513
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,633
This was our last case together.
514
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,485
And you and him have
been joined at the hip.
515
00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:13,770
Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle
516
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,372
that I don't understand how to tone.
517
00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:17,241
He told me, it's a lot
of bicycle crunches.
518
00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:18,775
Crunches on a bicycle?
519
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,403
That's crazy,
you would just fall right off.
520
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:23,541
Babe, you have no reason
to be jealous of him.
521
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:24,964
[exhales] I just...
522
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:27,280
I don't want you to wake up one day
523
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,385
and with that you were with
someone as smart as you are.
524
00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:32,489
I am with someone as smart as I am.
525
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:33,624
You.
526
00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,256
You're a brilliant detective.
527
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,126
I love the way you think.
528
00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:39,195
That's why I want to marry you.
529
00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:41,890
Marry me.
530
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,269
Marry. Oh, my God, look.
531
00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:47,537
The arsonist spelled MAR,
but they were going to spell
532
00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:49,597
M-A-R-R-Y! Or...
533
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:51,441
Conjugate. Conjugate means marry!
534
00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:53,078
Yes, and who wants to marry Vin?
535
00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:54,783
Both: The lady from the bar!
536
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,387
Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this.
537
00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,494
You're going to "ailj."
538
00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,878
All right, Sarge. The car is yours.
539
00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,680
What? Why?
540
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:06,848
- I don't deserve that car.
- I don't know about that.
541
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:09,217
I went back and watched the tapes
to figure out how you did it.
542
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:10,786
Right before the drawing,
543
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,454
you got a peanut butter cup
out of the freezer.
544
00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,389
The thing is, you don't
eat sugar past 4:00 p.m.
545
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,724
Could have been a cheat day.
546
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,212
Oh, it was definitely a cheat day.
547
00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,593
You froze your slip of paper,
548
00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:19,995
so that when you pulled the name,
549
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,797
all you had to do was find the cold one.
550
00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:22,932
So.
551
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:24,608
You thought the way I cheated
552
00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:26,335
was so cool, you gave me the car?
553
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,903
Yeah, but also while
I was watching those tapes,
554
00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:29,538
I noticed all the nice crap
you do for people.
555
00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:30,906
You got Gina a cushion for her chair.
556
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,808
You let Charles show you 130 pictures
557
00:19:32,843 --> 00:19:34,409
of Nikolaj brushing his teeth.
558
00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:35,977
You Heimlich'd Scully twice.
559
00:19:36,012 --> 00:19:38,415
- On the same peanut.
- I also solved a murder.
560
00:19:38,451 --> 00:19:40,278
Yeah, we all solve murders, but you,
561
00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:42,918
you let Hitchcock borrow
a pair of your socks,
562
00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:44,463
because his somehow disintegrated.
563
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,299
Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you
in the first place.
564
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,635
- You deserve that car.
- Thanks, Diaz.
565
00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:51,626
How did you get Hitchcock
and Scully to agree to this?
566
00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,562
I washed their car and
told them it was a new one.
567
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:54,963
They're napping in it right now.
568
00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:56,302
Smart!
569
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,268
- Hello, Captain Holt.
- Ah, Captain Crawford.
570
00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:01,636
To what do I owe the pleasure?
571
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,438
Captain Crawford is here to see you.
572
00:20:03,473 --> 00:20:04,631
Thank you, Gina.
573
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,627
So, it would seem that
we have become frenemies.
574
00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:11,546
- Do you know what that means?
- Are you trying to imply
575
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:13,348
that I'm too old to
understand a portmanteau?
576
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:16,952
I am not, but I am
too dignified to use one.
577
00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:18,180
Friend-enemy.
578
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,502
I just wanted to thank you,
for your brave speech.
579
00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:21,810
The mayor's office has replaced
580
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,518
the selection committee
with a less biased one, so.
581
00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,828
Feel free to start calling
me commissioner now.
582
00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:28,397
The only time I plan on calling you
583
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:29,664
is to hear you concede.
584
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:30,966
It's going to be hard to hear anything
585
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,734
once I've crushed you
into a fine powder.
586
00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:35,230
A fine powder that will
choke you until you die.
587
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,619
May the better candidate win.
588
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,470
She will.
589
00:20:42,078 --> 00:20:43,674
Captain Crawford left.
590
00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:46,415
So, we brought her in this morning,
591
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,883
and she confessed immediately.
592
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,786
Hi, Vin, I love you!
Did you see my fires?
593
00:20:50,821 --> 00:20:52,387
Turned out, she was writing something.
594
00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:55,657
Specifically, "marry me,
or else I will kill you.
595
00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:57,325
Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson."
596
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,061
- Wow, that's so many fires.
- So many fires.
597
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,597
Thank you for catching her.
With a brilliant puzzling mind
598
00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:04,499
like yours on the case,
it was only a matter of time.
599
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:05,901
Actually, Jake solved it.
600
00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:07,738
He's kind of a genius with this stuff.
601
00:21:07,774 --> 00:21:08,936
Oh, thank you, then.
602
00:21:08,972 --> 00:21:09,983
Couldn't have done it without your help.
603
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,266
So I guess that's that.
604
00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:12,507
I should probably run
if I'm going to make it
605
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,239
to the Javits Center by four.
606
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,306
They're making a mold of me for
the upcoming Bodies Exhibit.
607
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,743
As they should, your body is great.
608
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,445
- And that's okay.
- Thanks, man.
609
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,050
You should join me
for a puzzle night sometime.
610
00:21:22,085 --> 00:21:23,339
- Oh.
- No!
611
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,487
Jake is taken. He already has a friend.
612
00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:27,055
Hang out offer declined.
613
00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:28,890
Now let's strut your
centerfold ass out of here.
614
00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:32,926
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