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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:02,964 Thank you, Margaret. 2 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:04,532 You're welcome, Raymond. 3 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:06,067 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 4 00:00:06,102 --> 00:00:07,902 - Seamus Murphy. - That's right. 5 00:00:07,937 --> 00:00:10,238 Remember how I saved your detectives from prison 6 00:00:10,273 --> 00:00:11,439 in exchange for a favor? 7 00:00:11,474 --> 00:00:13,174 - The time has come... - Wait. 8 00:00:13,209 --> 00:00:14,876 - This isn't my order. - What? 9 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:16,771 This is an omelet. I only eat omelets on vacation. 10 00:00:16,806 --> 00:00:17,929 Yeah, I don't care what you eat. 11 00:00:17,964 --> 00:00:20,131 I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me. 12 00:00:21,134 --> 00:00:23,104 Really? What if I say no? 13 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,219 This is you asking me for intel 14 00:00:25,254 --> 00:00:26,954 and promising to pay me back. 15 00:00:26,989 --> 00:00:28,622 How do you think this would look to your bosses, 16 00:00:28,657 --> 00:00:30,953 especially now that you're up for the commissioner job? 17 00:00:31,293 --> 00:00:33,494 Yeah. I know everything. 18 00:00:33,799 --> 00:00:34,862 So... 19 00:00:34,897 --> 00:00:36,063 what do you want from me? 20 00:00:36,098 --> 00:00:38,632 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:40,601 A permit to throw a block party? 22 00:00:40,905 --> 00:00:42,338 We don't even have to break the law. 23 00:00:42,373 --> 00:00:43,807 This is fantastic news. 24 00:00:43,842 --> 00:00:45,688 I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit. 25 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:47,074 He only wants to use the block party 26 00:00:47,109 --> 00:00:48,476 as a cover for something criminal: 27 00:00:48,511 --> 00:00:50,978 a robbery, a murder, or something worse. 28 00:00:51,013 --> 00:00:52,980 You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole. 29 00:00:53,015 --> 00:00:55,382 - I don't believe in loopholes. - What? Loopholes are the best. 30 00:00:55,417 --> 00:00:57,317 Remember that time when Pancake Palace had 31 00:00:57,352 --> 00:00:58,911 that all-you-can-eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit? 32 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:01,588 I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99. 33 00:01:01,623 --> 00:01:03,857 All I had to do was sleep there and never shower. 34 00:01:03,892 --> 00:01:05,859 What? Thanks for the invite, friend. 35 00:01:05,894 --> 00:01:07,610 I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. 36 00:01:07,645 --> 00:01:09,329 As always, I'll be using the main hole 37 00:01:09,364 --> 00:01:11,365 or no hole. I choose no hole. 38 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,133 You just said "hole" way too much, sir. 39 00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:14,902 And that's coming from Charles. 40 00:01:14,937 --> 00:01:16,169 Yes, that's concerning. 41 00:01:16,204 --> 00:01:18,005 Ugh, you think you know someone, Jake. 42 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,039 Unbelievable! 43 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:22,041 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 44 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:29,081 45 00:01:33,482 --> 00:01:37,482 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 46 00:01:39,093 --> 00:01:41,227 Captain, we think we found a way for you 47 00:01:41,262 --> 00:01:43,062 to do Murphy the favor and still live with yourself. 48 00:01:43,097 --> 00:01:44,638 Sounds like a loophole. 49 00:01:44,673 --> 00:01:47,265 Nope, we found the main hole, and it is open for business. 50 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,267 - Oh, gross. - Yep, sorry. Look. 51 00:01:49,302 --> 00:01:50,902 You don't want to give Murphy the permit 52 00:01:50,937 --> 00:01:52,304 because you're afraid he's gonna use it as a cover 53 00:01:52,339 --> 00:01:54,172 for something illegal, but what if we figured out 54 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:56,670 what he was up to and could stop him before he did it? 55 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:58,609 That way you could give him a permit with a clean conscience. 56 00:01:58,644 --> 00:02:00,378 Well, how are you gonna find out what his real plan is? 57 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:02,447 He's smart, and he doesn't talk to anyone but his family. 58 00:02:02,482 --> 00:02:04,849 I was worried about that, too, but that's when I remembered: 59 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:06,132 "The Godfather." 60 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,501 The Diane Keaton movie. 61 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:10,220 No one refers to it as that, but Charles is right, she is in it. 62 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,956 This isn't one of your movie plans, is it? 63 00:02:11,991 --> 00:02:13,825 First of all, if we had developed a "Minority Report" 64 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,526 style pre-crime division like I suggested, 65 00:02:15,561 --> 00:02:17,462 we wouldn't be in this Seamus mess, and it's not just because 66 00:02:17,497 --> 00:02:19,297 I wanted to go like this, although I did. 67 00:02:19,332 --> 00:02:21,098 But secondly, in "The Godfather," 68 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,000 Don Corleone had three sons: Michael, his favorite... 69 00:02:23,035 --> 00:02:24,486 - Diane Keaton's husband. - Mm-kay. 70 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:25,688 Then there was Sonny, the hothead. 71 00:02:25,723 --> 00:02:26,890 Diane Keaton's brother-in-law. 72 00:02:26,925 --> 00:02:28,266 Charles, you're being distracting. 73 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:30,168 No, he's not, he's actually helping me to follow this. 74 00:02:30,203 --> 00:02:32,042 Continue going through Diane Keaton's relatives. 75 00:02:32,077 --> 00:02:35,112 Fine, Diane Keaton's other brother-in-law is Fredo, 76 00:02:35,268 --> 00:02:36,701 the screw-up, the weak link. 77 00:02:36,736 --> 00:02:38,915 And you think the Murphys have a Fredo? 78 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,317 Every family does, and in this family, 79 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:41,618 his name is Kyle. 80 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:43,120 - Is he on a roller coaster? - Yes. 81 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:44,900 It's his driver's license photo somehow. 82 00:02:44,935 --> 00:02:46,570 He's never had a job, he took six years 83 00:02:46,605 --> 00:02:49,093 to graduate high school, and his father paid $200,000 84 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:51,161 so he could attend the University of Arizona. 85 00:02:51,196 --> 00:02:52,596 Lake Havasu campus. 86 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,834 - [WHISTLES] - Sir, this kid is a disaster. 87 00:02:54,869 --> 00:02:56,200 If there's anyone that's gonna give us info 88 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:58,168 on the Murphy family and slip up, it's Kyle. 89 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,559 Okay, but if you don't figure out what his plan is, 90 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,428 I don't give him that permit. 91 00:03:02,463 --> 00:03:03,473 - Understood? - Yes, sir. 92 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:05,174 All right, go make contact 93 00:03:05,209 --> 00:03:07,176 with Diane Keaton's brother-in-law. 94 00:03:07,211 --> 00:03:08,577 Fredo. It's Fredo. 95 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:09,912 It's one of the most popular movies of all time. 96 00:03:09,947 --> 00:03:11,709 Won best picture, so. 97 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,050 Ready for a kick-ass assignment? 98 00:03:14,085 --> 00:03:15,151 Hell yeah. 99 00:03:15,186 --> 00:03:18,087 [ROCK MUSIC] 100 00:03:18,122 --> 00:03:19,422 Let's do this. 101 00:03:19,691 --> 00:03:21,492 Wait, what do you mean by "kick-ass"? 102 00:03:21,527 --> 00:03:22,958 Holt wants us to get that block party permit. 103 00:03:22,993 --> 00:03:24,500 [SCOFFS] Damn it. 104 00:03:24,535 --> 00:03:26,069 I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants. 105 00:03:26,104 --> 00:03:27,930 No, come on, Rosa. It'll be so cool. 106 00:03:27,965 --> 00:03:29,446 We get to go to SAPO, 107 00:03:29,481 --> 00:03:31,182 the Street Activity Permit Office. 108 00:03:31,217 --> 00:03:33,969 It is the oldest continuously operating permit office 109 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,170 in the state. 110 00:03:35,205 --> 00:03:36,438 Pass. Find somebody else. 111 00:03:36,473 --> 00:03:37,973 But we promised to help Captain Holt. 112 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:39,174 Look, it'll be quick. 113 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:41,309 We'll just go, get Murphy his permit, 114 00:03:41,344 --> 00:03:43,710 and maybe grab a few shots for the 'Gram. 115 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,916 They have the original permits for the 1939 World's Fair. 116 00:03:46,951 --> 00:03:48,050 - No. - Yes! 117 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:49,518 - No. - [SQUEAKS] Yes! 118 00:03:49,553 --> 00:03:51,053 No, I mean, "No, I don't want to do this." 119 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:53,087 No, yeah, come on. We're gonna do it. 120 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,223 Hey, Gina. How's it feel to be back? 121 00:03:56,258 --> 00:03:58,259 - Any trouble adjusting? - Adjusting to what? 122 00:03:58,294 --> 00:03:59,960 To life as a working mom. 123 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:01,529 You have to juggle the baby, 124 00:04:01,564 --> 00:04:03,064 the job, your new business. 125 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:05,032 Terry, juggling isn't hard. 126 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:07,734 That's why the salary for jugglers is so low. 127 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:09,570 Name one rich juggler. 128 00:04:09,605 --> 00:04:10,704 Doesn't Dave Coulier juggle? 129 00:04:10,739 --> 00:04:12,473 If you're reaching for Coulier, 130 00:04:12,508 --> 00:04:14,308 then you've already lost the argument, Terr-Bear. 131 00:04:14,343 --> 00:04:16,043 But there is one thing: 132 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:17,811 I need a private place where I can pump. 133 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:19,746 I was thinking maybe I could take this whole floor 134 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,715 and you guys could move down to that place where we park. 135 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,916 The garage? 136 00:04:22,951 --> 00:04:24,517 Sure, if you think that works. 137 00:04:24,552 --> 00:04:26,620 Well, there's an empty office behind records. 138 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:27,821 It's nice and quiet. 139 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:29,056 We can put in a comfy chair, 140 00:04:29,091 --> 00:04:30,423 maybe a mini fridge. 141 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:32,325 Uh, that would be a no-go, Sarge. 142 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,700 - That's our nap room. - She needs to pump. 143 00:04:33,735 --> 00:04:35,368 - The room is hers. - Whoa. 144 00:04:35,403 --> 00:04:37,269 That escalated fast. 145 00:04:37,499 --> 00:04:38,465 Okay. 146 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,633 There's our Fredo. 147 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:41,969 He comes in here every day at noon, for some reason. 148 00:04:42,004 --> 00:04:43,703 Hey, change the channel, dude. 149 00:04:43,738 --> 00:04:44,804 "Finding Bigfoot" is starting. 150 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,245 [TV CLICKS] 151 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,124 All right, let's go over our covers one more time. 152 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:49,575 We are small-time operators 153 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:50,776 that just moved here from Miami. 154 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:53,479 We piloted go-fast boats, moving contraband to Cuba. 155 00:04:53,514 --> 00:04:54,914 Where we slept with the same prostitute. 156 00:04:54,949 --> 00:04:56,082 - No. - And she said you were 157 00:04:56,117 --> 00:04:57,549 - the best she ever had. - Maybe. 158 00:04:57,584 --> 00:04:59,118 And I should watch you to learn. 159 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:00,786 Back to no... let's just not talk about our sex lives. 160 00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:02,287 All right, we've got a week, 161 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:03,723 so we can ease our way into this thing. 162 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:05,357 Let's not blow it by engaging right away. 163 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,026 Oh, no. We made eye contact. 164 00:05:07,061 --> 00:05:08,828 He's coming over here. We're engaging right away. 165 00:05:08,863 --> 00:05:10,604 Hey, what's going on? 166 00:05:11,098 --> 00:05:12,464 I saw you guys staring at me. 167 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:13,898 What? No, no, no, no, no. 168 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,000 We were just looking at the TV behind you. 169 00:05:15,035 --> 00:05:16,435 We love "Finding Bigfoot." 170 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:17,836 - It's our favorite show. - Yeah. 171 00:05:17,871 --> 00:05:19,284 I mean, why haven't they caught him yet, right? 172 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,072 Totally. 173 00:05:21,107 --> 00:05:22,774 I mean, he's so big. You'd think it'd be easy. 174 00:05:22,809 --> 00:05:24,409 - Yeah. - Yes. 175 00:05:24,444 --> 00:05:26,512 Oh, my God, I'm feeling a real connection here. 176 00:05:26,547 --> 00:05:28,713 Should we hang out sometime, or am I being crazy? 177 00:05:28,748 --> 00:05:30,215 You're not being crazy, Kyle. 178 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,231 ♪ ♪ 179 00:05:31,266 --> 00:05:32,525 How do you know my name? 180 00:05:33,687 --> 00:05:35,320 Because we're so connected. 181 00:05:35,355 --> 00:05:37,022 [LAUGHING] Oh! 182 00:05:37,057 --> 00:05:39,696 - Yes! - What? 183 00:05:40,837 --> 00:05:42,245 So, this is my pad. 184 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,480 TV room, recording studio 185 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:45,147 where I lay down my raps. 186 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:47,684 And this is where the magic happens. 187 00:05:47,719 --> 00:05:49,302 It's where I practice doing magic. 188 00:05:49,337 --> 00:05:51,239 Oh, so literally, then. 189 00:05:51,274 --> 00:05:52,889 - Love all the lamps. - Thanks. 190 00:05:52,924 --> 00:05:54,757 I accidentally ordered 100 lamps instead of one. 191 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:57,093 They only give you, like, a six-month return window, so. 192 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:58,591 - You get it. - Totally. 193 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,054 Man, this place is huge. How do you afford it? 194 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:03,266 Do you have, like, a great job or family money? 195 00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:05,501 Yeah, lots of it, I'm part of the Murphy crime family. 196 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,001 - BOTH: Oh. - Aw, damn it. 197 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:09,664 I am not supposed to say that. 198 00:06:09,699 --> 00:06:11,235 We're not a crime family, okay? 199 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,975 - We're a cream family. - Dude, it's fine. 200 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:17,145 Honestly, we're also involved in... cream. 201 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,214 - Organized cream. - Cool, cool. 202 00:06:19,249 --> 00:06:21,750 Hey, just checking... you guys mean crime, right? 203 00:06:21,785 --> 00:06:23,686 - Yes. - Okay, good, right, go on. 204 00:06:23,721 --> 00:06:25,688 Well, we're actually looking for some work right now. 205 00:06:25,723 --> 00:06:27,589 We just got into town from Miami. 206 00:06:27,624 --> 00:06:29,257 Where we didn't sleep with the same prostitute. 207 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:32,027 Yes, anyways, do you think your family needs any help? 208 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,963 - Any big jobs coming up? - Uh, wouldn't know. 209 00:06:33,998 --> 00:06:35,571 They don't tell me anything. They're mad at me. 210 00:06:35,606 --> 00:06:36,665 What? Why? 211 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:37,999 I used to drive for my uncle Seamus. 212 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,601 One day, he had this big cream meeting... 213 00:06:39,636 --> 00:06:41,002 We don't have to keep doing that. 214 00:06:41,037 --> 00:06:42,704 Okay, cool. He was torturing some guy. 215 00:06:42,739 --> 00:06:44,605 Anyway, I was waiting in his favorite car, 216 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,073 a white 1980 Rolls-Royce, 217 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:47,842 but he was taking forever, 218 00:06:47,877 --> 00:06:50,244 so I decided to go catch a matinee of "Suicide Squad." 219 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:51,879 And he was pissed that you drove off in the car? 220 00:06:51,914 --> 00:06:53,681 No, obviously I left the Rolls there 221 00:06:53,716 --> 00:06:54,882 with the keys in the ignition in case he needed it, 222 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:56,654 but guess what happened? 223 00:06:56,689 --> 00:06:58,585 - BOTH: It got stolen. - Oh, my God. 224 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,021 - How'd you guys know? - We're just connected, Kyle. 225 00:07:01,056 --> 00:07:03,690 - [CHUCKLES] Team Bigfoot. - BOTH: Team Bigfoot! 226 00:07:03,725 --> 00:07:06,490 Anyway, they kicked me out of the family business for good. 227 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:10,231 Apparently, I'm a "liability" and "worthless" and "Kyle." 228 00:07:10,266 --> 00:07:13,000 The last one is just my name, but you should hear their tone. 229 00:07:13,035 --> 00:07:15,602 So, you don't know about anything 230 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:16,871 that's going down at all? 231 00:07:16,906 --> 00:07:18,572 No, but if you know anyone 232 00:07:18,607 --> 00:07:20,107 who's looking to buy a lamp for really cheap, 233 00:07:20,142 --> 00:07:21,541 I know a guy. 234 00:07:21,576 --> 00:07:22,977 - Oh, Kyle. - Yeah, that's it. 235 00:07:23,012 --> 00:07:24,178 That's how they say it. 236 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:25,712 [SIGHS] 237 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:27,715 This is taking forever. 238 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,650 Can't you just forge the signatures? 239 00:07:29,861 --> 00:07:31,607 I'm a notary, Rosa. 240 00:07:31,642 --> 00:07:33,034 You can't say stuff like that around me. 241 00:07:33,069 --> 00:07:34,613 I could lose my stamp over that. 242 00:07:34,648 --> 00:07:37,290 I've never met anyone who cares so much about stupid bureaucracy. 243 00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:39,304 Bureaucracy is not stupid. 244 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:40,504 It's elegant. 245 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,931 It's a beautiful puzzle 246 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:44,488 waiting to be cracked. 247 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:47,701 Every rule, every form has its purpose. 248 00:07:47,736 --> 00:07:49,603 It all fits together, 249 00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:51,650 and when the puzzle is solved 250 00:07:51,685 --> 00:07:53,640 and you take a step back and see the big picture, 251 00:07:53,675 --> 00:07:56,643 it's like staring into the face of God. 252 00:07:56,678 --> 00:07:57,957 Hey. 253 00:07:57,992 --> 00:08:00,045 - We moved up a spot. - Oh. 254 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,247 You seem like a real nerd. 255 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,850 Hello, Muriel. 256 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,385 Another day in paradise? 257 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,221 She actually means that. Please don't be offended. 258 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,422 Great. What do you want? 259 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,091 To apply for a block party permit. 260 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:13,992 Here is form 1290. 261 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,228 Oh, wait, you trying to get a permit for this Friday? 262 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,262 You would need... 263 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,964 1290-B expedited request 264 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,101 and a 1021-J adjustment waiver 265 00:08:22,136 --> 00:08:25,337 and a sweet, sweet P-28-P supplemental. 266 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,372 Right. There's just one problem. 267 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,375 What? No. I did absolutely everything. 268 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,344 The 1021-J has to be submitted 269 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,112 with an approved 1290. 270 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:39,050 But I'm submitting the 1021-J to get the 1290 approved. 271 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,319 - That doesn't make any sense. - I guess it doesn't. 272 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,088 Okay. Okay, okay. 273 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,991 This is just a puzzle, and I can figure it out. 274 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,127 To get an approved 1290, 275 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,162 I need an approved 1021-J, 276 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,498 which I can't get without an approved 1290, 277 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,533 which I can't get without an approved 1021-J, 278 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,535 which I can't get without an approved 1290, 279 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,537 which I can't get without an approved 1021-J, 280 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,205 which I can't get without an approved 1290, 281 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,039 which I can't get without an approved 1021-J... 282 00:09:03,074 --> 00:09:04,841 Okay. She's in a loop. 283 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:06,443 You broke her brain. I'm gonna take her out of here. 284 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:07,778 Which I can't get without an approved 1290, 285 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,346 which I can't get without... 286 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:12,283 Sarge, Hitchcock and I just uncovered something huge. 287 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:13,850 - You solved a crime? - What? 288 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:15,552 That's insane, no. It's about our nap room. 289 00:09:15,587 --> 00:09:17,154 Guess how long Gina's been pumping for? 290 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:18,855 - I don't want to... - The last hour. 291 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,123 Now, everyone knows Gina's using 292 00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:21,558 a Nodella Harmony Breastpump 293 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:22,959 with 2-Phase Expression Technology 294 00:09:22,994 --> 00:09:24,795 for faster milk expression. 295 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,430 You shouldn't know so much about breastpumps, Hitchcock. 296 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:27,864 Well, you should know more about 297 00:09:27,899 --> 00:09:29,266 what's going on in your precinct. 298 00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:31,234 Given the Nodella's exceptional flow, 299 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:32,903 there's no way she needs to be pumping 300 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:34,470 more than 20 minutes a side. 301 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:36,406 Wow, you didn't even say "breast." 302 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:38,108 Yeah, because I'm not a child. 303 00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:39,843 I need my afternoon nap. 304 00:09:39,878 --> 00:09:41,812 Okay, what are you guys trying to say? 305 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:42,867 Come with us. 306 00:09:44,003 --> 00:09:45,148 Where's Gina? 307 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:47,184 She just left the pump running and disappeared. 308 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,333 - You got played so hard. - You cuck. 309 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,256 So, did you make contact with Murphy's weak link? 310 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,890 - Diane Keaton's brother-in-law? - Yes. 311 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,459 We're real tight, but unfortunately, 312 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:58,394 he's such a weak link, his family won't tell him anything. 313 00:09:58,429 --> 00:10:00,062 So... that's it, then. 314 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,564 We have no idea what Murphy's really up to? 315 00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:04,266 I can't morally give him that permit, so it's over. 316 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:06,001 Wait. We still have time. 317 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:08,070 Maybe there's a way to get Kyle back in with his family. 318 00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:09,572 Like, what if... 319 00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:11,207 Ooh, Jake's wheels are turning. 320 00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:12,508 Your brain baby is crowning. 321 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:14,109 Boyle, please. That's disgusting. 322 00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:16,111 No, it's helping. I am having a brain baby. 323 00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:18,179 - Then push, man, push. - Breathe. 324 00:10:18,214 --> 00:10:19,448 You can do this. 325 00:10:19,483 --> 00:10:21,450 - You are so strong. - Ah, got it! 326 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:23,485 Kyle's uncle cut him off because of that stolen car, 327 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,086 right, but what if we could find that car 328 00:10:25,121 --> 00:10:26,609 and have Kyle give it back to him? 329 00:10:26,644 --> 00:10:28,256 Then all is forgiven. Kyle's back in the family. 330 00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:30,024 Right, but how do we find that car? 331 00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:31,493 We just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop shops. 332 00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,161 Maybe Seamus's car is one of them. 333 00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:34,396 Maybe it's in the impound lot. 334 00:10:34,431 --> 00:10:35,431 Yes. 335 00:10:35,999 --> 00:10:39,000 [KEYS CLACKING] 336 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,435 Okay. Put in my password. 337 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,570 [KEYS CLACKING] 338 00:10:42,605 --> 00:10:44,339 Yes, it's in the impound lot! 339 00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:45,439 My brain baby's a genius. 340 00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:47,041 It's a miracle. 341 00:10:47,403 --> 00:10:48,587 Who's this lady we're meeting? 342 00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,578 The source: Florence Tinj. 343 00:10:50,613 --> 00:10:52,981 She ran the rules and regs department for 30 years. 344 00:10:53,016 --> 00:10:54,415 She wrote the forms. 345 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:57,418 She has touched every life in this city. 346 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:59,320 - Not mine. - Yeah-huh. 347 00:10:59,355 --> 00:11:01,489 Haven't you ever filled out a mileage reimbursement form? 348 00:11:01,524 --> 00:11:02,957 No, dude, I make you do those for me. 349 00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:04,825 Right, I'm so grateful to you for that. 350 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,527 Anyway, she's the only person that can figure this out. 351 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,196 She understands the bureaucracy 352 00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:11,164 on a level that we mortals can't even fathom. 353 00:11:11,199 --> 00:11:12,865 [KNOCKS] 354 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,258 [GASPS] Florence Tinj. 355 00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:17,661 What? 356 00:11:17,696 --> 00:11:20,473 Detectives Diaz and Santiago, NYPD, 357 00:11:20,508 --> 00:11:22,009 and I just want to say... 358 00:11:22,044 --> 00:11:23,610 [CATS YOWLING] 359 00:11:23,645 --> 00:11:24,978 Those cats are having sex. 360 00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:25,990 Yeah. 361 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,547 Uh, can you explain these forms to us? 362 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,316 They seem logically flawed. 363 00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:31,118 At first, I thought it was a mistake, 364 00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:33,853 but then I thought, "There's something deeper at play here." 365 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:34,955 No, it's a mistake. 366 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,056 - They don't work. - What? 367 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,524 But you wouldn't design a form 368 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,159 that literally can't be filed. 369 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:40,994 Yeah, I would. I did it all the time, 370 00:11:41,029 --> 00:11:43,863 mostly out of spite, but also incompetence. 371 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:46,198 Plus, I just found out I'm dyslexic. 372 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,521 Okay. Thank you for your time. 373 00:11:47,556 --> 00:11:49,639 Good luck with all your, uh, hoarding, Florence. 374 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,003 [CAT MEOWS] 375 00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:52,572 Okay. 376 00:11:52,607 --> 00:11:54,407 We're supposed to pick up Kyle in a minute. 377 00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,142 We can't just bring him straight to his uncle's Rolls, 378 00:11:56,177 --> 00:11:57,544 or it'll seem suspicious, so we gotta figure out 379 00:11:57,579 --> 00:11:58,978 a way to make him notice it on his own. 380 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:00,212 What if you drive by and I yell, 381 00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:01,815 "Those two birds are having sex!" 382 00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:03,115 He'll obviously want to see that, 383 00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,116 and when he looks, voilà. 384 00:12:04,151 --> 00:12:05,485 The car's right there. 385 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,420 Or I could just drive by it very slowly. 386 00:12:07,455 --> 00:12:09,555 - Ah, also a good plan. - Okay, let's do it. 387 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:12,458 So, that's when it hits me: savory dinner cereal. 388 00:12:12,493 --> 00:12:15,094 - [LAUGHS] Oh, my God. - What? 389 00:12:15,129 --> 00:12:17,896 Instead of it being cold, what if I heat it up? 390 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,298 Unless... is that just soup? 391 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,300 - [SIGHS] It is. - You know what? 392 00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:22,935 I think I left my wallet at home. 393 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,191 - I'm just gonna turn around. - Dude, look. 394 00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:27,606 My favorite gamer just uploaded a new vid, 395 00:12:27,641 --> 00:12:28,941 and his mom is in this one. 396 00:12:28,976 --> 00:12:30,342 [LAUGHS] 397 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:32,610 Then Tom Cruise hang glides in with a machine gun 398 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:34,846 and he's like, "This is my party now!" 399 00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:36,881 [MIMICS GUNFIRE] 400 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,516 Anyway, if I could make a movie, 401 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:40,118 that's how it would start. 402 00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:42,220 Kyle, look, two birds are having sex! 403 00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:44,322 What? Where? Aw, man, I missed it. 404 00:12:44,357 --> 00:12:46,124 Well, let's just turn around again. 405 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:47,258 Where are those birds? 406 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,027 Still no humping birds. Damn it. 407 00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:50,462 We're never gonna see those birds. 408 00:12:50,497 --> 00:12:52,529 Look behind that 1980 white Rolls Royce. 409 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,998 Ugh, I wish that stupid car would move. 410 00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:57,621 Kyle, isn't that your uncle's car? 411 00:12:57,656 --> 00:13:00,103 Oh, my God. Dude! 412 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,109 [LAUGHS] I did it. 413 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,349 I found it. I found my uncle's car. 414 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,943 [LAUGHS] Victory dance, whoo! 415 00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:08,983 Oh, no, wait, stop! Don't dance in the... 416 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,159 - Oh, Fredo. - I think I got hit! 417 00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:18,333 Ok, why are you barefoot? 418 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,335 I'm violating uniform conduct code 773 419 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,868 because the rules are pointless 420 00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:25,471 because they were written by a hoarder who doesn't care. 421 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,474 Same here. Fight the power. 422 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,719 We can't give up now. 423 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,411 Not when Captain Holt's career is on the line. 424 00:13:30,446 --> 00:13:31,645 We have to get that permit. 425 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,681 How? The forms don't make any sense. 426 00:13:33,716 --> 00:13:36,308 - I mean, is anything even real? - No. 427 00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,018 Odds are we exist in a computer simulation, 428 00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,292 but I don't have time to go down that rabbit hole. 429 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,455 Look, the fact that these forms are broken is a good thing. 430 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,425 It means there are many mistakes. 431 00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:45,759 - Mistakes we can exploit. - That's right. 432 00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:48,629 This is every form SAPO has put out for 100 years. 433 00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:50,330 We have to read every single one and look for 434 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,328 miniscule mistakes that will help us get that permit. 435 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,001 So you ready for a kick-ass assignment? 436 00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:56,402 Hell yeah. 437 00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:59,405 [ROCK MUSIC] 438 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,407 ♪ ♪ 439 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,542 Let's do this. 440 00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:05,645 Hey, why'd you want to meet out here? 441 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,947 Because we have a huge surprise for you. 442 00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,915 - You found my birth mother? - What? No. 443 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,517 The surprise isn't gonna be as good as that... 444 00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:13,052 I'm sorry I let you guess... but... 445 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:15,087 - [CAR HORN HONKS] - [LAUGHS] 446 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,889 Yeah, after we dropped you at the hospital, 447 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,523 we went back and stole it for you. 448 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,624 Now you can give it to your uncle. 449 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,890 Oh, my God. 450 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,776 He's gonna finally let me back in the family. 451 00:14:22,812 --> 00:14:23,963 Fabien, Marco, 452 00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,664 I don't know how I can ever repay you. 453 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,832 Oh, don't worry about it. It was nothing. 454 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,251 No, it was everything. 455 00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:30,802 You guys believe in me, and honestly, it saved my life. 456 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,671 Remember the other day at the bar when we first met? 457 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,773 I was all alone and having some pretty dark thoughts. 458 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,008 - Really? - Yeah. 459 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,576 I was ready to just, uh, give up... 460 00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,544 - Oh, no, Kyle. - On my rap career. 461 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,912 Oh, went somewhere different than I thought. 462 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,235 - I'm glad that you kept rapping? - Thanks. 463 00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:44,904 You're the two best dudes I've ever known. 464 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:47,018 That's nice. And hey, guess what? 465 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,552 - You did find my birth mother. - Nope. 466 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:49,854 I was gonna say you're a great guy, too, 467 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,422 but I'm sorry I keep teeing that up. 468 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,724 - But you're looking for her? - Sure. 469 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,559 ♪ ♪ 470 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:56,627 Oh, hello, Muriel. 471 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,763 Ugh. The block party girls. 472 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,899 Look, I told you, your forms don't work. 473 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,566 - You're not getting the permit. - Right. 474 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,902 But we had a different permit in mind. 475 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,969 This is form 8, as in the eighth form 476 00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:07,737 ever written for the city of New York. 477 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,040 Those old forms are all out of circulation. 478 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,642 They should be, but someone made a mistake, 479 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:15,379 and this one was never officially decertified. 480 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,746 Which means it's still valid, 481 00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:18,581 which means you have to process it. 482 00:15:18,616 --> 00:15:19,950 "Street closure request 483 00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,552 for the public humiliation of loose women." 484 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,354 And, as you can see, you are required 485 00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:27,958 to expedite processing for the fee of one hay penny. 486 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,426 Keep the change. 487 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:32,062 Okay, but it says here that the form... 488 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,863 Must be submitted by a man. 489 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,732 I know. It's a huge bummer. 490 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,667 - But also... - Hi, there. 491 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:39,402 I'd like to humiliate some hussies, 492 00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:40,597 and I'm in a hurry. 493 00:15:41,372 --> 00:15:45,541 ♪ ♪ 494 00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:48,377 Pumping hard or hardly pumping, Gina? 495 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:49,745 Where were you? 496 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,047 Uh, just so we're on the same page, 497 00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,714 how long have you been here, 498 00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,616 i.e., how elaborate does my lie need to be? 499 00:15:54,651 --> 00:15:56,018 - An hour. - Okay. 500 00:15:56,053 --> 00:15:57,954 The CIA contacted me, and there's some... 501 00:15:57,989 --> 00:16:01,490 Gina, you cannot use pumping as an excuse to slack off. 502 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,997 - I wasn't slacking off. - Well, you weren't here. 503 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:05,861 Man, I was trying to help you. 504 00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:08,530 Ugh. I know. I'm sorry, I went home. 505 00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:11,066 I was missing Iggy and I wanted to see her. 506 00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,601 Oh, well, you could've just told me. 507 00:16:13,636 --> 00:16:15,403 Yeah, but I was embarrassed. 508 00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:17,738 I thought I'd be as incredible at being a working mom 509 00:16:17,773 --> 00:16:19,474 as I am at everything else I do: 510 00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:22,844 dancing, public speaking, capoeira, ghost hunting... 511 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,579 You don't have to keep listing things you're good at. 512 00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:27,282 Earring-making, cabinet renovation. 513 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,981 But juggling things is hard. 514 00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:31,953 I feel like a failure. I feel like a Coulier. 515 00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:33,788 No, you're not a Coulier, Gina. 516 00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,458 Look, being a working parent is hard. 517 00:16:36,493 --> 00:16:38,093 When my twins were born, I made Sharon 518 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:40,795 keep the phone on all day just so I could listen to them. 519 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,782 One month, I used 25,000 minutes. 520 00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:46,333 I'm sorry. 521 00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:48,827 I just realized I told you it sucks and there's no solution. 522 00:16:48,863 --> 00:16:49,937 That's okay. 523 00:16:49,972 --> 00:16:51,405 It's kind of nice to hear this kind of thing 524 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,552 from another parent, so... thank you. 525 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:57,476 You know, I don't even think Dave Coulier juggles. 526 00:16:57,512 --> 00:16:59,171 I Googled it. He doesn't. 527 00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,553 Man... what a trip. 528 00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:05,620 ♪ Rap, rap, spitting rhymes ♪ 529 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,989 ♪ Kissing shorties on the lips ♪ 530 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:10,357 ♪ Have no fear, Mr. Rap is here ♪ 531 00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:11,958 ♪ And he will drink three beers ♪ 532 00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:13,560 I wish he would turn the radio down. 533 00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:14,928 You think that's the radio? 534 00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:16,563 That sounds like professional music to you? 535 00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:19,365 All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that. 536 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,368 Now, how do we expect Kyle to transfer the bug to Seamus? 537 00:17:22,403 --> 00:17:24,303 I got him a very expensive bottle of whiskey 538 00:17:24,338 --> 00:17:25,471 to give to his uncle as a gift. 539 00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:26,773 The transmitter's in the cork. 540 00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:28,307 We planned for everything. 541 00:17:28,342 --> 00:17:29,943 [GRUNTS] 542 00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:31,878 [GLASS SHATTERS] 543 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,805 Oops. 544 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,475 - What was that? - He broke the bottle. 545 00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:36,649 He Fredo'd it. 546 00:17:36,684 --> 00:17:38,050 Oh, so you didn't plan for everything? 547 00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:39,818 You forgot to idiot-proof the bottle. 548 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,754 Well, perhaps you want to idiot-proof your criticism, 549 00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:44,322 because I got him a backup bottle with a backup bug. 550 00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:45,791 It's a good thing I had another one. 551 00:17:45,826 --> 00:17:47,259 [GLASS SHATTERS] 552 00:17:47,294 --> 00:17:48,527 Oh, no. God! 553 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:50,362 And... there goes the backup bottle. 554 00:17:50,397 --> 00:17:52,431 Right, except for one thing: 555 00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:53,832 I also put a bug in the keys. 556 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,568 Of course he did. 557 00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:57,469 Guy's got more bugs up his sleeve than Oogie Boogie. 558 00:17:57,504 --> 00:17:58,938 - Don't get the reference. - "Nightmare Before Christmas." 559 00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:00,472 - Oh. - Shh, shh, shh. 560 00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:02,135 - They're talking. - Hey, Uncle Seamus. 561 00:18:02,171 --> 00:18:04,738 - These are for you. - You found my Rolls. 562 00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:06,444 - [LAUGHS] - I'm impressed. 563 00:18:06,479 --> 00:18:09,747 Hey, welcome back to the family, huh? 564 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,384 We got a lot of catching up to do. 565 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,617 Well done. 566 00:18:12,652 --> 00:18:13,851 Well done. Thank you both. 567 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,720 We did it. We reunited a family. 568 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:17,589 Is this what it feels like to be Oprah? 569 00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:18,889 [SCOFFS] You wish. 570 00:18:22,546 --> 00:18:25,262 OK, here's what we found out from the bug that we placed. 571 00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,500 Seamus is planning on stealing $20 million in bearer bonds 572 00:18:27,536 --> 00:18:28,770 from an armored truck. 573 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,068 As we speak, the block party is in full swing. 574 00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,603 Oh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Here you go. 575 00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:34,521 Turns out, he only wanted a permit 576 00:18:34,556 --> 00:18:36,190 so the street would be closed down, 577 00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:37,357 forcing the armored truck to divert 578 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:38,992 down a narrow abandoned alley. 579 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:40,460 It's the perfect place for an ambush, 580 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,096 but we changed the truck's schedule, 581 00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:43,362 so they hadn't picked up the bonds yet. 582 00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:44,864 Hey, there's nothing in here. 583 00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,265 That truck is as empty 584 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,865 as Jackson Browne's running surface. 585 00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:51,270 Empty? "Running on Empty"? 586 00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,972 - He sings that song. - Running surface? 587 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,440 Okay, so Terry didn't like it... Charles? 588 00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:56,142 - Don't make me do this, Jake. - Whatever. 589 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,610 The point is, the truck is empty. 590 00:18:57,645 --> 00:18:59,311 So we did it... I can't believe it's all wrapped up. 591 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,013 - Do you even know what we did? - No. 592 00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:02,882 Just feeling out how close we were to calling it a day. 593 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,283 Soon, Scully. Now that Captain Holt 594 00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,918 has repaid his debt without compromising 595 00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:07,353 his stupid moral compass, the only thing left 596 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:08,955 is for him to get his tape back, 597 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,589 which should be happening right about... now. 598 00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:12,023 Oh. 599 00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,424 Your block party's going well. 600 00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:15,260 Wasn't as much fun as I hoped it would be, 601 00:19:15,295 --> 00:19:18,130 but, um, you lived up to your end of the bargain, so. 602 00:19:18,165 --> 00:19:20,132 - I'm a man of my word. - As am I. 603 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,633 Your tape. 604 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,469 You ever want to do business again, my door is always open. 605 00:19:24,504 --> 00:19:27,433 Well, you should close it, lest you get moths. 606 00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:28,557 Good day. 607 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:31,203 - [DOOR CLOSES] - _ 608 00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,320 Hey, there, sir. 609 00:19:32,356 --> 00:19:33,492 [IRISH ACCENT] Top of the mornin' to you. 610 00:19:33,528 --> 00:19:35,029 Oh, no. What's wrong? 611 00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:37,332 Why do you always assume something's wrong when I come in here? 612 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,333 Couldn't I be bringing you good news? 613 00:19:38,368 --> 00:19:39,400 - Are you? - No. 614 00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:40,776 Something's terribly wrong. 615 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,570 - It's Seamus. - What do you mean? 616 00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:44,338 Forensics confirmed the tape he made of me 617 00:19:44,373 --> 00:19:45,339 was never copied. We're in the clear. 618 00:19:45,374 --> 00:19:46,674 It's not about that. 619 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:48,443 I was checking our bug, and I overheard him 620 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,711 talking about what went wrong with the armored car heist. 621 00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:52,212 He's pinning the blame on... 622 00:19:52,247 --> 00:19:54,615 Kyle. It has to be him. 623 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,417 Everything was going great until he suddenly reappeared 624 00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:57,685 out of the blue. 625 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,587 I bet that dum-dum ran his mouth, 626 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:02,201 and that is the last time he screws over this family. 627 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,358 He's gonna pay. 628 00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:06,193 Did he say what he would do to him? 629 00:20:06,228 --> 00:20:08,162 No, they ran over a huge pothole and then complained 630 00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:10,064 about de Blasio for the next hour. 631 00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:11,231 Yes, he needs to do something about the roads. 632 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:12,499 Look, I don't specifically know 633 00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:14,301 they're gonna do something bad to Kyle. 634 00:20:14,336 --> 00:20:16,337 They might just lightly beat him up, so we could do nothing. 635 00:20:16,372 --> 00:20:18,772 - We could take the loophole. - You do love loopholes. 636 00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:20,937 I know we just put Seamus behind us, 637 00:20:21,377 --> 00:20:24,526 but unfortunately, you've made me a better person. 638 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,747 - I think we have to help Kyle. - Good. 639 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,516 I'm proud of you. 640 00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:32,552 Oh. [SCOFFS] 641 00:20:32,987 --> 00:20:34,355 Sorry, it's just... 642 00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,589 you said you're proud of me. That's my tear trigger. 643 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,847 All right. Let's go save Kyle before the dam breaks. 644 00:20:40,576 --> 00:20:42,501 - ♪ ♪ - _ 645 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,833 - Hello, Seamus. - Hello, Raymond. 646 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,070 So, apparently, NYPD police came today 647 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:54,640 to arrest my nephew Kyle for unpaid parking violations. 648 00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:57,176 And you want me to, what, clear his record? 649 00:20:57,444 --> 00:20:59,345 I've already done my favor. 650 00:20:59,381 --> 00:21:00,412 No, I know it's a cover. 651 00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:02,114 I know he's in protective custody 652 00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:04,316 because he helped you stop my armored car play. 653 00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,118 I don't know what you're talking about. 654 00:21:06,153 --> 00:21:07,653 - No? - You asked me for a permit, 655 00:21:07,688 --> 00:21:09,421 and I got it. I've paid my debt. 656 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:11,056 Now, if you'll excuse me, 657 00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:12,491 I have a bowl of mush to enjoy. 658 00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:15,093 You're right. You don't owe me anything. 659 00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,729 But I owe you. 660 00:21:16,764 --> 00:21:17,767 ♪ ♪ 661 00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:19,498 And what, exactly, does that mean? 662 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:22,497 That means you mess with my family, I mess with yours. 663 00:21:23,446 --> 00:21:26,050 You tell your husband, Kevin, I'll see him real soon. 49689

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