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[Upbeat pop music]
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I don't know, it's, like, normally,
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I wake up with this, like, mixed feeling
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of dread and inadequacy,
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like this is gonna be
the new worst day of my life.
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But this morning, I woke up,
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and I just...
I don't know, I feel... better.
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Even that horrible, screeching wand thingy
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- doesn't even bother me.
- [Metal detector chirps]
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Oop, found my IUD. [Chuckles]
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It's my IUD, everybody!
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Or it's my belt.
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Oh, my God. That's it.
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I'm over Trent. Tha...
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I am so completely over him,
it's ridiculous.
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It's like I have this...
Oh, new sense of, like, hope.
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I'm glad you do.
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Right, God, sorry. You...
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Robbed a church. Okey-doke.
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So that's... that's fun.
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[Rock music]
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Hey, now
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Benched - 01x11
Campaign Contributions
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hey, now
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- Morning!
- Morning.
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- Sharp suit, guy.
- Thanks.
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Hey. You're gonna beat this.
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Maybe.
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Anytime. Give me a call.
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- Counselor.
- Good morning.
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Yes, exactly. Good morning.
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Morning, because it's before noon,
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and good, because for the first
time in like the longest time,
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[laughs] I have no feelings for you!
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I mean, I look at you and I see...
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A little boy. Hi.
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- You're pretty.
- Thank you.
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Almost as pretty as Trent's fiancee.
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What a delight. What are you doing here?
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I'm in a mentorship program.
This is Walter.
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We're sending bad guys to the slammer.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, charming.
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For a second, I thought maybe you adopted,
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which, wow, would
actually be totally fine.
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God, this is amazing. Let's test it.
How is wedding planning going?
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You guys writing your own vows, or is
Maria just going with Coldplay lyrics?
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Oh, we're actually putting
that on hold for a little bit.
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- Just sorting some stuff out.
- Oh.
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That is... that's some kind of news, huh?
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Wow, you know, old me would be,
like, secretly delighted,
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but new me is, like,
"good luck with that."
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[Laughs]
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- She talks a lot.
- Yes, she does.
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- Wheels came off.
- No, no, 'cause see,
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that's just it.
Today, nothing can go wrong.
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[Metallic clatter, thud] Oh.
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The defendant stole
a bunch of chair wheels.
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Weird guy, loves wheels.
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And cocaine.
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Guys, something big
just happened in the bathroom.
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- Oh, come on.
- Again, Carlos?
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- Go to the doctor.
- [Quietly] Cheryl, no!
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I heard a rumor that someone here
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is on the short list
for L.A. Public Defender
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- of the year.
- Is it me?
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It's Phil.
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- Is it me?
- No, it's Phil.
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- Is it me?
- It's you! [Laughs]
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Wait, Public Defender of the Year.
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- That's actually a thing?
- Yeah.
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We get beat up so much in court,
they think it's nice to give us a win.
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But just one of us and only once a year.
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- Who's "they"?
- Nobody knows.
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Jesus Christ, Micah. What...
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Why don't you announce yourself before you
come be-bopping on in to someone's space?
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The award is given out
by a semi-anonymous committee
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of judges, D.As, law professors.
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- You know the type.
- Phil,
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what name are you gonna use
on your plaque?
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- You get a plaque?
- Yeah,
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if you bring a $50 check
to the awards dinner.
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- There's an awards dinner?
- Yes, which you also pay for.
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I mean, come on, do you guys actually
think that I have a chance against Mitch?
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- Ugh!
- Mitch.
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Mitch.
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It's easy to win cases
in the Pasadena Office.
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It's all jaywalking and dog poop tickets.
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Mitch is the worst.
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I don't know
what metric system you're using,
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but sounds like Mitch is the best.
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No, he's the fake-est,
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most glad-handing brown-noser
of all time, all right?
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It's exactly the kind of guy
that wins these things,
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which is exactly why I want no part of it.
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Well, wait a minute. Wait.
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All right. Yeah.
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So wait, your plan is to just do nothing?
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Well, having a plan
would involve planning,
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but I don't plan on planning anything.
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Okay, but this is official validation
that you are better than everyone else.
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- How do you not want that?
- Look,
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Nina, the whole thing is a sham, okay?
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They vet some people that have
had a few trials go their way,
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and then ultimately, it just becomes
this big ass-kissing contest,
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and frankly, I can't fake it.
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Oh, you can't fake it.
So when you kiss ass,
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you just really get in there
and give 100% to that ass?
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Shut up.
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Hey. You should let me help you.
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I can be, like, your campaign manager.
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- Don't you have someplace to be?
- Nope, very slow morning.
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Now, committee members can be anywhere,
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so you've got to do what
you do when you pick up girls.
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Compliment them, laugh at their jokes,
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don't look at their boobs.
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Now, who is the judge today?
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- It's Miyaki, why?
- Oh, perfect.
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She just got a new perm.
Tell her you like her hair.
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All rise.
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[Whispering] Abort. Abort, abort, abort.
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- Perm...
- Oh.
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Ission to approach the bench, Your Honor.
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To trespassing, possession,
and lewd conduct,
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my client pleads guilty.
To jail, criminal.
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Your Honor, may we approach?
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Not that you're not fully aware
of the goings-on in your court,
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Your Honor, but there was a small child
sitting with the prosecution.
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I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I volunteer as a big brother.
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- Of course you do.
- School's out this week,
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- and both parents work.
- Say no more.
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I was a big bro myself.
Made me the man I am today.
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You learning about the justice
system, young man?
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Yeah, I think I got it.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
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We're the good guys, they're the bad guys,
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and you're Switzerland?
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Well, that's pretty much the idea.
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Your Honor, I find this childish amusement
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at my client's expense
extremely insensitive.
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Objection. Lame.
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Overruled, but agreed.
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[Laughter]
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You don't want any tangible evidence
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that you even existed here
for the past 12 years,
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like, no plaque?
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Why do I want a plaque
when I could have a sandwich?
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- [Scoffs]
- Hi there.
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- Two pastramis, please.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, right. One pastrami and nothing.
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Councilman Lopez, the pez dispenser.
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- [Laughs]
- Oh, God.
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Mitch Grady, 2014
Public Defender of the Year
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and hopefully, 2015.
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I can get down with that goatee, man.
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Oh, my God, you were not
kidding about this guy.
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No, no, Mitch posts himself up here
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about this time every year
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to jerk off potential committee members.
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Quinlan? Phil Quinlan?
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[Laughs] Imagine that.
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Hey, but there's always
one joke candidate, right?
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You know, he's like the
plus-sized girl on Top Model.
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- Oh ho ho!
- That's true.
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Hey, look who it is!
Phil... adelphia cream cheese.
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Hide your bagels, everybody!
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[Polite laughter]
How you doing there, Mitch?
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Hey, I heard you're up for P.D.O.T.Y.
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- Yep.
- About time you got
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some "recognish."
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Hey, may the best man win, but watch out!
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- Oh, okay.
- Heh heh.
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- Mitch Grady.
- Nina Whitley.
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Nina Whitley. Whitley...
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Oh! "Whitley Houston."
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- Ho, ho.
- Oh, died.
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Uh, "Whitley" while you work. [Whistles]
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- I'll workshop it.
- Great.
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- I'll workshop it, okay.
- Looking forward to that.
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Hey, don't turn your back.
Kidney punch, kidney punch!
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- Oh! Yeah.
- [Laughs]
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Whoa.
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You want to help me win? I'm in.
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What, 'cause of some personal
vendetta dick-measuring contest?
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- Yep.
- Nothing to do with what
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- I said about life and trying?
- Nope.
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I don't care about any of that.
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- I'm gonna crush him.
- Where are you go...
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Why are you always walking away from me?
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We're gonna have to miss lunch, buddy.
We got a mayhem deposition in ten minutes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
You cannot take him to that.
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No, it's cool. I made sure there'll
be an extra chair for him.
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How cool is it gonna be when he finds out
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that mayhem means
the wanton and permanent removal
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of a... [whispers] Person's limbs?
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Super cool!
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Is there gonna be blood involved?
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What are they gonna use
to get the limbs off?
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- You see this?
- Why don't you get a snack,
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- buddy?
- Okay, you want something?
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No.
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No, you're right,
you're right, but I just...
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I'm running really late, so I don't know.
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Could you maybe take him for a second?
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- Me?
- Could be a chance to broaden a young mind.
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I like that bad guys always lose
and that you get to wear a dress.
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Me too.
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I wonder if he knows what a bone saw is.
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Okay, fine, fine. I'll take him.
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Profiles on every person
who might possibly
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be on the committee. Top secret sh...
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Brace yourself. There's some nude photos.
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You expect me to memorize this?
Yeah, as much as you can.
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You're gonna need it tonight
at the Rutherford Club.
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God, I hate that stuffy old boys' club.
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Well, on most nights,
these guys are there,
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so it's the perfect opportunity
for us to talk you up.
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And you could smoke a cigar,
you could sip some scotch,
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and you could schmooze
until the handshaking
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gives you carpal tunnel
and the brown-nosing
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gives you pink eye. Come on.
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Hey, random kid in our office.
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Practice your small talk.
Good time to do it.
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- Nice shirt.
- Wish I could say the same.
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See, this is why I don't talk
to old people or kids.
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Everyone here looks like the people
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I run over in Grand Theft Auto.
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Okay, just try not to bother anyone.
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How about that?
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Do you like egg salad?
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I'll stick with these.
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So, you guys are, like, the loser lawyers?
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Basically.
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No, Larry, we're not loser lawyers.
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We do important work here.
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We uphold the rights of
those who need it most,
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those who can't defend themselves.
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Is that why they made ten Law & Orders
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and none of them are
about Public Defenders?
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Well, there should be.
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Sometimes good people get accused
of a crime they didn't do.
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And you guys help them get out of trouble?
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Not usually.
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Then what's even the point?
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I... don't know.
245
00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,514
Trent's like a superhero catching bad guys
246
00:08:51,515 --> 00:08:52,849
and sending them right where they belong...
247
00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:53,883
Prison.
248
00:08:53,884 --> 00:08:56,285
No, no, no, no. We're the superheroes.
249
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,046
Because of us, people get a shot.
250
00:08:58,147 --> 00:08:59,648
But Trent's got a better office,
251
00:08:59,657 --> 00:09:02,304
better suits, plus that guy gets lucky.
252
00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:03,460
A lot.
253
00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,561
Yeah, I get lucky.
254
00:09:04,562 --> 00:09:05,895
- You do?
- Larry: You do?
255
00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,497
Yes. No.
256
00:09:07,498 --> 00:09:10,476
I'm going through a divorce, Walter, okay?
257
00:09:10,568 --> 00:09:12,502
But when I was married, my wife and I,
258
00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:15,472
we... why am I defending
my sex life to a kid?
259
00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:21,015
[Background chatter] [Dinner music]
260
00:09:21,246 --> 00:09:22,413
All right.
261
00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:24,181
Let's bang this out.
262
00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:27,485
Yeah, okay, so I knew you
were gonna wear a joke tie,
263
00:09:27,486 --> 00:09:28,929
so I came prepared.
264
00:09:29,621 --> 00:09:31,222
This tie tells a story.
265
00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:32,328
Oh, yeah.
266
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,926
Oh, my God, is that story
"I'm a cheap jackass"?
267
00:09:34,927 --> 00:09:36,960
Okay.
268
00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,398
Are you kidding? All right, fine.
269
00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:41,566
- Come on.
- I got it.
270
00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,034
Put your collar up first.
271
00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:45,904
Good, now you look like a winner,
272
00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:47,872
so just act like one for an hour.
273
00:09:47,873 --> 00:09:49,841
Nina.
274
00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:51,140
This is a surprise.
275
00:09:51,185 --> 00:09:52,476
Hello, Trent.
276
00:09:52,545 --> 00:09:53,846
And Phil.
277
00:09:53,847 --> 00:09:55,047
I didn't expect to find you here.
278
00:09:55,048 --> 00:09:57,783
I always thought of you as more
of a "toy with your meal" kind of guy.
279
00:09:57,784 --> 00:10:00,617
That's good, that's good, and you know,
and I pegged you as more of a guy
280
00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:02,750
- who s... his pants.
- Based on-based on what?
281
00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:06,625
Okay, we're just here to make the rounds.
Awards season and all, so...
282
00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:09,539
Of course.
Well, I will leave you to it.
283
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:13,032
Hey, nice tie, by the way.
284
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,401
Oh, I get it. I see, I see.
285
00:10:15,402 --> 00:10:17,437
You're trying to turn me into
a little miniature version
286
00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:18,976
of him, aren't you? That's not gonna work.
287
00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:21,607
I am obviously much taller
and have way better breath.
288
00:10:21,608 --> 00:10:23,695
Okay, no, but look at him.
289
00:10:23,911 --> 00:10:25,278
He's the king of the cocktail party.
290
00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,445
You can do this.
You just have to give yourself a shot.
291
00:10:27,532 --> 00:10:29,600
I mean, or you can let him win.
292
00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:31,818
So juror number four,
293
00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:34,321
this guy Jack says,
294
00:10:34,322 --> 00:10:35,687
"Mitch, I like you.
295
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:39,617
You've got heart in spades."
296
00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:40,961
Men: Oh! [Chuckling]
297
00:10:40,962 --> 00:10:43,597
All right. Let's give it a shot.
298
00:10:43,598 --> 00:10:44,731
Okay.
299
00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,023
After you.
300
00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:48,402
It all starts with freedom of speech.
301
00:10:48,403 --> 00:10:51,492
Isn't that, um, law professor
sacks or something?
302
00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:53,808
Yeah, you read my files.
303
00:10:53,809 --> 00:10:56,844
The constitution seldom changes.
304
00:10:56,845 --> 00:10:59,447
- Our understanding, however...
- I keep saying
305
00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:02,289
"if the constitution is a living document,
306
00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:04,552
then why isn't it returning my calls?"
307
00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:05,820
Nina Whitley, pleasure.
308
00:11:05,821 --> 00:11:07,088
[Laughs]
309
00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:08,656
"Returning my"...
310
00:11:08,657 --> 00:11:11,250
My colleague, Phil Quinlan, once used
the first amendment on a Graffiti case.
311
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:13,061
He called it the "bathroom stall defense."
312
00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:14,963
Now, that's something
I never learned at Stanford.
313
00:11:14,964 --> 00:11:17,199
Yeah, yeah, it got me an acquittal.
314
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,202
Plus, I got loo
some Picasso-esque drawings
315
00:11:20,203 --> 00:11:21,636
of male genitalia.
316
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:22,460
[Laughs]
317
00:11:22,539 --> 00:11:24,707
Well, every job has its perks, eh?
318
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:26,542
They're eating you up.
319
00:11:26,543 --> 00:11:27,609
Keep going.
320
00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:30,046
So, constitution guy, huh?
321
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,082
You know the a map on the back.
322
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,257
You guys didn't see National Treasure?
323
00:11:35,953 --> 00:11:38,187
I see you're still a hit
with the AARP crowd, huh?
324
00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:40,890
Yeah, and I see you still come here
every Tuesday night for date night.
325
00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:42,773
- Old habits.
- Where is Maria?
326
00:11:43,694 --> 00:11:45,295
She wasn't feeling up to it tonight,
327
00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,563
so I'm traveling solo.
328
00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:51,101
Hey, I noticed you bought
Phil my favorite tie.
329
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:52,769
You guys aren't, uh...
330
00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,938
Uh... [chuckles]
331
00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:58,109
No. No. No.
332
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,142
God, no, no, no.
333
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:00,210
- Good.
- Yeah.
334
00:12:00,211 --> 00:12:01,545
I mean, not that I care.
335
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:05,250
Yeah. Not that I care if you...
How great is it that I don't care?
336
00:12:05,293 --> 00:12:06,493
- That is great.
- Yeah.
337
00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:07,828
Trenter's insurance.
338
00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:09,230
Nina Schnitzel. [Chuckles]
339
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,695
I'm working on it. Don't sue me.
340
00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,133
That is my cue.
341
00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:14,569
Hey, I saw you talking
to the Attorney General.
342
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:15,903
- Introduce me.
- Nah.
343
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,039
Boo.
344
00:12:17,072 --> 00:12:18,806
Hey, may I get a whiskey, neat?
345
00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:21,176
God, that is the longest I've ever talked
346
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:22,644
about my job while not at work.
347
00:12:22,645 --> 00:12:25,867
- That was not even two minutes.
- I know. I'm exhausted.
348
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,050
You know you can do this, right?
349
00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:30,886
You are just as good as anybody here.
350
00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:32,954
What is this to you, anyway?
Why are you doing all this?
351
00:12:32,955 --> 00:12:34,556
I'm doing this because you deserve it.
352
00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:36,825
You're actually one of
the best lawyers I know,
353
00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:39,427
and one of the best people I know,
354
00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,029
and I refuse to let you
bring yourself down
355
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,187
with your whole
"I don't give a crap" shtick.
356
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:44,666
Okay?
357
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,935
So how 'bout get back out there?
358
00:12:46,936 --> 00:12:49,438
After you.
359
00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:54,264
[Franz Ferdinand's Right Actions plays]
360
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:57,713
361
00:12:57,715 --> 00:13:00,750
Come home, practically all
362
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:04,220
Is nearly forgiven
363
00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:05,355
Oh
364
00:13:05,357 --> 00:13:08,257
Right thoughts, right words
365
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,394
Right actions
366
00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:15,866
But how can we leave you
367
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:22,273
To a Saturday night
Or a Sunday morning
368
00:13:23,442 --> 00:13:25,910
Good morning
369
00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:28,382
370
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:37,687
Right thoughts, Right words
371
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,125
And I told him, "you turn
this schooner back to shore,
372
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:42,529
or I'm going to mount
your head in my study."
373
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,662
[Laughter]
374
00:13:43,663 --> 00:13:45,882
375
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:55,040
Objection! He totally did it.
376
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,960
Objection? Your face did it.
377
00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:59,144
Can we make him stop talking?
378
00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:00,779
This kid thinks Trent's a hero.
379
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:03,445
Can you believe that?
He's got it totally backwards.
380
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,885
But I've got this terrible case coming up.
381
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,987
Grandma keeps selling
ice cream without a license.
382
00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:11,057
Trent's gunning for time.
We'll see who the hero is then.
383
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,792
It's gonna be a sob fest.
384
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,593
Can't wait. [Chuckles]
385
00:14:14,743 --> 00:14:17,263
Well, I'm glad you're the
office's passionate idealist.
386
00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:19,065
By the way, how did it go last night?
387
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,534
Did you sell your soul to get a plaque
you're gonna have to pay for?
388
00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:26,265
[Scoffs] You know how Nina can be
overbearing and really annoying.
389
00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:29,409
Well, last night was different.
390
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,644
It was nice.
391
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:31,979
- Nice, like...
- No, no, no, no,
392
00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:33,348
not like that.
393
00:14:33,348 --> 00:14:35,716
Just, she helped me feel okay
394
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:37,584
in a fancy world I don't belong.
395
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,553
- Sounds like Titanic.
- No.
396
00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:42,203
She helped me fake it,
397
00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,225
you know, with all those people.
398
00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:46,160
Ah, My Fair Lady.
399
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,962
No, no, no.
400
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,431
It's just, it's been a while since
I've been in a relationship.
401
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,132
- The teamwork...
- Uh-huh.
402
00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:55,370
Felt good.
403
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,071
Just for one day.
404
00:14:57,072 --> 00:14:59,132
- That's Moulin Rouge.
- Not Moulin Rouge.
405
00:15:03,976 --> 00:15:05,043
After repeated citations,
406
00:15:05,044 --> 00:15:08,647
Ms. Gonzalez has once again
violated section 16, title 21,
407
00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:11,249
vending dairy products without a license.
408
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,752
No permit, must not acquit.
409
00:15:13,753 --> 00:15:17,322
Your Honor, Ms. Gonzalez's only crime
410
00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:18,824
was selling ice cream.
411
00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:19,991
What?
412
00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:23,429
She violated multiple health codes
and permit laws for the fourth time.
413
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:25,330
Wait, what's so bad
about selling ice cream?
414
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,398
No talking.
415
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,078
It was cute at first.
Now, I'm over it.
416
00:15:29,436 --> 00:15:30,936
So the people are seeking jail time?
417
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:33,804
- That is correct, Your Honor.
- That lady can't go to jail!
418
00:15:33,873 --> 00:15:35,507
- Walter, shh.
- Are you kidding me?
419
00:15:35,508 --> 00:15:36,851
She didn't even do anything.
420
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,870
She doesn't deserve to go to jail.
421
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:39,945
Walter, be quiet.
422
00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:40,946
Ugh.
423
00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:42,048
You're out of order.
424
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,226
You're out of order!
425
00:15:44,284 --> 00:15:46,343
A five-minute recess Your Honor?
426
00:15:46,465 --> 00:15:49,648
Sure, whatever. It's not like
I'm in charge or anything.
427
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:51,491
Walter, wait, wait.
428
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,226
Why are you doing this?
429
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:55,328
It's my job.
430
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,330
She was just selling ice cream.
431
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,765
Look.
432
00:15:58,766 --> 00:15:59,999
The law's the law.
433
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,195
And sometimes, the law comes down hard
on innocent nice old ladies.
434
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,805
Why aren't you stopping him?
435
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,351
I got her the best deal I possibly could.
436
00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:08,508
So he's evil and you're useless.
437
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,878
Ugh!
438
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,650
Hey, so I hear it's in the bag.
439
00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:18,052
- [Applause]
- All right, hey hey.
440
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:20,156
Hold your horses, all right.
Nothing's in the bag.
441
00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:22,123
- Except booze?
- Yeah.
442
00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:24,929
Well, that should never be in a bag.
Let's go. Pour these out.
443
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:27,695
I cannot wait to mount Mitch's head.
444
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,593
There's a Mitch I'd like to scratch.
445
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:31,766
Yeah, that was... sorry.
Ohh... oh, that's gross.
446
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:34,195
Oh, there he is.
447
00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:36,148
Speak of the devil and he appears.
448
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:38,834
I came to concede your work.
449
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,375
Just read the official tweet.
450
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,971
Wow, well I guess I'm not
a plus-sized model, am I?
451
00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,473
I could totally get catalog work.
452
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,507
Actually, I'm conceding to Nina.
453
00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:47,676
Congratulations.
454
00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:49,645
You are the P.D. of the year.
455
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:52,147
Wait, [Chuckles]
I'm P.D. of the year?
456
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:53,816
[Chuckles] I'm P.D of the...
457
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:56,151
I'm P.D. of the year.
458
00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:58,087
Hey, congrats, huh?
459
00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,589
Hmm.
460
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,257
Wow, these are laughably small cups.
461
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:03,960
I'm going to be in the bar
462
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,196
where they have regular-sized
alcoholic containers.
463
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:07,764
Cop a Phil.
464
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:08,898
Tough loss.
465
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,101
I remember the first time I lost...
466
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,370
What are you... what?
467
00:17:13,371 --> 00:17:14,571
That was my mother's tie.
468
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:16,000
There you go.
469
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:19,143
Phil, I had... I had no... I didn't know.
470
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:26,554
- Hey, congratulations.
- Oh, thanks.
471
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:28,519
Well, way to go there, Nino.
472
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,265
Thank you.
473
00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:32,457
Hey, counselor.
474
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,925
- Hey.
- Heard about your win.
475
00:17:33,926 --> 00:17:35,193
Did a good job at the club.
476
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:36,861
Yeah, a little too good, apparently.
477
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,930
Hey, sometimes it's lonely at the top.
478
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:41,766
You remember when we crushed
the Hanson's Easter egg hunt?
479
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:44,202
Yeah, and no one would sit
with us at brunch afterwards.
480
00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:45,882
Yeah, but it felt good
'cause we were winners.
481
00:17:45,884 --> 00:17:48,185
Yeah, we were winners with
85 inedible hard-boiled eggs.
482
00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:49,460
Mmm.
483
00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:51,640
I don't even know how I got in the running
for this stupid thing.
484
00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:53,612
Well, I recommended you.
485
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:54,913
What?
486
00:17:54,914 --> 00:17:56,314
Why would you do that?
487
00:17:56,315 --> 00:17:58,257
You've done an amazing job here.
488
00:17:58,753 --> 00:18:01,388
Hey, congrats on the award
489
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,960
and on getting over me.
490
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:05,129
Thank you.
491
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:10,830
Phil.
492
00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:12,298
Phil, I am so sorry.
493
00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:13,557
I did not know that that was gonna happen.
494
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,659
It's fine.
495
00:18:14,663 --> 00:18:16,096
No, it came out of nowhere.
496
00:18:16,098 --> 00:18:18,072
It was like Pearl Harbor
and I was the harbor.
497
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,405
Or no, sorry, I was Japan.
498
00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:21,080
Actually, I think that the award
would probably be Japan.
499
00:18:21,082 --> 00:18:23,775
- Seriously, Nina, it's fine.
- No, it's not fine.
500
00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:25,072
You have every right
to be furious with me.
501
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:26,927
Yeah, well, I'm not. So, we're fine.
502
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:28,166
Okay, every time you say you're fine,
503
00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:29,674
- you sound less fine.
- [Sighs]
504
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:33,320
Listen, Nina, the truth is
it's a meaningless award.
505
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,721
Yeah, that you deserve.
506
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,991
Yeah, well you really put a lot of effort
into making me think that I had a shot.
507
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,762
What? No, I didn't mean...
I didn't mean to do that.
508
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,330
- I mean, I did...
- Look, it's my fault, okay?
509
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,965
None of this stuff used
to ever matter to me,
510
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:47,901
but somehow you convinced
me to care and I just,
511
00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:49,503
I shouldn't have fallen for it.
512
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,905
Fallen for what?
513
00:18:50,906 --> 00:18:54,175
Is it so bad to care about something
for once in your life?
514
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,236
Stupid!
515
00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:56,142
Idiot!
516
00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:57,211
Failure!
517
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:58,880
So what? I can end up like that?
518
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,848
Philm Noir.
519
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,150
Ninaste. [Chuckles]
520
00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:04,619
Oops, just on my way
to the recycling plant.
521
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:08,611
- Eat a dick, Mitch.
- Will do. [Sobs]
522
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:10,592
Look, I was just trying to help you.
523
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:12,627
No, you were helping yourself, Nina.
524
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:14,562
It's never about anybody but you.
525
00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,331
You think I did this for me?
526
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,633
I just wanted you to want it.
527
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,369
What am I, some project to you?
528
00:19:19,469 --> 00:19:21,971
You trying to turn me into
your douche bag ex-boyfriend?
529
00:19:21,972 --> 00:19:24,373
Huh? Well, it's not gonna work.
I'm not that guy, okay?
530
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:25,674
I will never be that guy.
531
00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:26,892
Fine.
532
00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,394
Well then, fine.
533
00:19:34,184 --> 00:19:35,689
It's because you're a girl!
534
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:37,853
You won because you're a girl!
535
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:41,190
Yeah, 'cause us gals,
we just get it all handed to us.
536
00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:43,463
- Enjoy your reign.
- Okay.
537
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,366
Oh, what a sad man.
538
00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,104
Whatever.
539
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:07,318
[Chuckles]
540
00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:10,221
Oh, mm-hmm.
541
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:12,596
Okay.
542
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,627
I knew you'd be back for this beaut.
543
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,939
Maria and I are done.
544
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:22,008
I'm so sorry.
545
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,603
- Don't be.
- Oh.
546
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,401
Hey, Mr. Carlos.
547
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,169
Hey Walt... clippers!
548
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,937
Glen "big baby" Davis.
549
00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:36,955
I'm really not a baby.
I'm a grown-ass man.
550
00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:38,986
This is what a big brother's all about.
551
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,957
Just ladies, bentleys,
and shopping sprees.
552
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:44,744
- You're a big brother.
- Yeah. I love the kids.
553
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,721
Especially this one. He's so cute.
554
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,799
Mc Walt. Show him how you moonwalk.
555
00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:51,712
Moonwalk. Moonwalk.
556
00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:52,781
Isn't that good?
557
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:53,983
Well, it's...
558
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:55,285
- Tell him it's great.
- It's great.
559
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:57,286
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