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Oh, God.
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Hey, is it just me, or do you smell,
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like, every smell you've ever smelled?
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Oh, yeah, didn't you check your calendar?
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It's prosecute the homeless day.
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It's like groundhog day.
If you wake up and you see a cop's shadow,
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you get six weeks jail time.
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Ah, what? Were their
cardboard boxes not up to code?
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Trent is making them pay.
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L.A. municipal code.
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Yes, Your Honor,
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my client admits he's homeless.
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He apologizes.
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But the Beverly Hilton was all booked up.
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- This is not his first violation.
- No. Imagine that.
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He was homeless then; He still is now.
What are the odds?
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He was in possession
of a drug pipe, Your Honor.
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But no drugs, Your Honor.
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Which is why
we're dropping the pipe charge
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and offering 90 days jail time.
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Or we can go to trial.
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90 days? What a dick.
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Oh, yeah, he's on a roll.
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[Gavel bangs] - 90 days.
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People vs. Green.
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Really being the change
you want to see in the world, Trent?
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Just doing my job, Carlos.
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Yeah, you know what? You should hurry up,
'cause I hear there's a basket of puppies
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outside to kick, so you don't
want to miss that.
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- How young are these puppies?
- Unbelievable.
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Bunch of homeless veterans,
addicts, and mentally ill.
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He shows them no mercy!
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Trent's like that space guy,
that tall, black...
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Michael Jordan inSpace Jam?
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- No, Darth Vader.
- Ah.
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- How do you not remember that?
- Easy, Carlos. You're gonna hurt yourself.
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Besides, you are talking about
the man that Nina once loved.
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Look, I am not defending Trent.
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I invented hating the guy.
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I'm just saying he's not a monster.
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When Trent and I were engaged,
he was never cruel to the homeless.
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In fact, I saw him give his entire lunch
to a guy sleeping outside his building.
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Was that lunch poisoned?
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- No.
- You sure?
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Did you ever see that man again?
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Man, I don't... I don't think so.
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[Groovy rock music]
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Hey now
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Benched - 01x09
A New Development
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hey now
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That is some weak crap.
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- Useless!
- Yeesh.
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Sounds like the new guy and Cheryl
are really hitting it off.
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Okay, I got it.
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Jeez!
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No offense, Geoffrey,
but your pep talks need work.
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I don't give sweet pep talks.
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Baby, I give pink slips.
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You're not a damn social worker.
You're a lawyer.
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P.D.S are supposed
to get people out of jail.
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You're more like a concierge.
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- "May I show you to your cell, sir?"
- Jesus, it's called a slump.
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[Chuckles]
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No, you hit a slump after
you've actually won some sh...
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You would have to go up
to reach slump level.
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You are the weak link.
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And in this office,
that's saying something.
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- Wow.
- Jeez. [Chuckles]
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Somebody's got something to prove,
and I happened to be nearby. [Laughs]
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Yeah, I guess just some bad luck for you.
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I mean, I guess... I guess he has a point.
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I never quite got
into the whole, you know...
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- Winning?
- Yeah.
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I thought it was 'cause
I was just the new kid
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on the block, but now you're the new kid,
but you win, and I still...
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Struggle.
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I was gonna say "suck,"
but your way is better.
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Mm.
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Do you think you could help me?
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Cheryl, that's really flattering.
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Of course, yeah.
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If I think of some good advice
from time to time,
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I'd be happy to...
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Say you're you,
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and you have to arraign these
in, say, six minutes.
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- Hypothetically, what would you do?
- Okay.
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Hypothetically, triage.
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I'd assess the likelihood
that a D.A. Could prove guilt
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based on priors, witnesses.
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And then I would take that,
and I'd put a note on each file.
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That way, I'm not searching
in court. Here you go.
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I'd also note mitigating factors.
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That stuff... that stuff
can get you a better deal.
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- You're like rain man.
- Is that a compliment?
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Yeah, he was, like,
the smartest guy in the world.
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Counting toothpicks, beating the casino?
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I think you might want
to re-watch the movie.
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Okay. Do it...
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Eight!
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You dropped eight pieces of paper.
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I'm rain man now!
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That's, like, 18 pieces.
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19.
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[Laughs]
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Okay, just remember, confidence.
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You're a pro. You got this.
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Okay, got it.
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Hey, girlfriend!
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Annie!
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Cheryl.
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Oh, hi.
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How long has it been?
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- How's your cat?
- Great.
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I was thinking of getting her
into modeling and stuff,
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but I don't know; I don't know
how she feels about it.
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How about you? How about your babies?
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Great. Well, you know, squirrels.
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- I think...
- Cheryl?
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I think you might want to keep
your eye on the prize.
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Oh, right, professional, got it.
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All rise.
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Court of the county of
Los Angeles is now in session.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What the hell is that?
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I like your method, so I added my own,
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mostly just inspirational things
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so I stay confident in the moment.
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Let's get to it.
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People vs. Ann Mundy.
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Illegal lodging, public nuisance,
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loitering, trespassing.
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The people offer 90 days
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and dismissal of the first
two charges for a guilty plea.
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That acceptable to the defense?
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Oh.
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Uh, we're already there. [Chuckles]
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Hold on. Oh, okay.
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Ms. Church, deal or no deal?
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Your Honor, I'm just trying to...
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Going once, twice...
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Oh!
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0%.
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0% guilty.
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0%? Meaning not guilty?
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Yes, right. Not guilty.
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Of what?
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All of it.
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Looks like you got yourself
a trial, Mr. Barber.
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Looking forward to it.
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Five-minute recess.
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[Gavel bangs]
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How do you think I did?
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I just want to check one...
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- There's what I wrote.
- Oh!
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0% felt weird to say, but I thought,
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"oh, Nina knows what she's doing."
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Yeah.
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Oh, well. [Chuckles]
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I'll just beat it at trial, right?
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Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Easy, easy.
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'Cause who would believe
that a homeless woman
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would ever sleep on a sidewalk?
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Okay.
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[Chuckles]
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That cage today looked like
the Nick Nolte gang
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fought the Gary Busey gang,
and everybody lost.
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Now, look, I want
my wife to be dirty in bed
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but not like that.
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[Laughter]
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That is so funny, 'cause they're poor.
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They should be begging for soap
instead of food.
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Am I right? Up top.
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Yeah.
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Right here.
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- Have a good night. You too.
- You have a good night.
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Look, Nina...
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Save it, Bully.
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I am so sick of defending you all day.
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It's exhausting.
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- Defending me? Why?
- Why?
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'Cause we were engaged,
which means we're linked.
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We're tre-Nina, okay?
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Everything you do reflects on me.
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So what? Now you're picking
on the helpless
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to pad your conviction rate
so you can run for governor one day?
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That is a classic evil prick move.
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Oh, now we're at "evil"?
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- I was blind before, wasn't I?
- No.
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I was blinded by that hair
and those abs and...
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It's like that masculine scent... whatever.
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The point is, was I blind,
or did you... did you change?
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No, I haven't changed, Nina.
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So this has always been you?
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Was I this bad?
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I mean, I had a Mercedes,
and my purse had its own bed.
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I was an asshole.
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We were assholes.
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Do you know who Tom Balasso is?
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The billionaire real estate guy,
just bought two blocks downtown
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to build a mega-complex:
Shops, condos, restaurants.
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- Okay?
- So?
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So Balasso is concerned
that people might be put off
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if all the vagrants in the area are...
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Still in the area.
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He leans on city hall.
Word comes down from above:
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"Sweep up the homeless
and keep them swept, or..."
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Or Balasso bails.
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Yeah, look, I just wanted you
to know the truth.
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You cannot tell anyone about this.
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I'll lose my job.
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Oh, no. You could become homeless.
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I'm not evil.
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You are.
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Have you ever seen such
a level of cruelty in a D.A.?
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Super cruelty, cruelty plus.
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Yeah, it's extreme cruelty.
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It would be like
bungee jumping off of a bridge,
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and at the bottom, Trent punches
a homeless guy in the nuts.
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- It's a great metaphor.
- Yeah, I thought so.
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To Trent. Turns out you don't
just look like a douche.
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Oh, sorry, Nina.
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Have you guys heard about this mall thing
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they're putting up over on spring street?
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Oh, I'm sorry... were we talking about
the unfortunate too much? Our bad.
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So, you guys, what shops do you think
they'll put in the new mall?
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I hope they have a lotion barn
and a cute tops 'n bottoms
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and a scarf lounge.
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Those aren't even stores.
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You guys ever have that thing
where you've got a secret
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and you're not supposed
to tell the secret,
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but you have the secret?
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- I have that.
- Yeah?
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And I tell them all the time.
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- Drove my ex crazy.
- Why? You got a secret?
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- Yeah, I have it. I can't tell you.
- Well, then don't tell us.
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Tom Balasso won't put up the mall
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unless city hall clears out
all the homeless people.
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That's why the pen's so full.
That's why Trent's being so harsh.
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It's all about money.
God, that feels good.
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I feel like I just passed
a confession stone
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- through my truth hole.
- I knew it. I knew it.
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It's about gentrification.
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- Who told you this?
- Trent.
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And when he said this, did he go like this
and go, "excellent"?
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No, my point is, is that I was right.
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Trent doesn't want to be doing this.
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- He's just following orders.
- Oh, come on.
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Yeah, so were the Nazis at Nuremburg.
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Okay, the Nazis... really,
we're going with the Nazis now?
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Whatever. We have to tell someone.
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Did you not just hear me?
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This is a secret. I wasn't supposed to
tell you. You can't tell anybody this.
253
00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,243
And I just finished telling you
254
00:08:40,244 --> 00:08:41,411
that I can't keep a secret.
255
00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:42,996
- Why did you tell me?
- He did tell you.
256
00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:44,798
Okay, whatever happens next,
it's your fault.
257
00:08:48,154 --> 00:08:51,824
Here to support the helpless
who are being unjustly imprisoned.
258
00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:53,792
We want answers.
259
00:08:53,893 --> 00:08:56,478
Oh, oh, God, no.
260
00:08:56,479 --> 00:08:57,763
Oh, this is a bad dream.
261
00:08:57,764 --> 00:09:00,195
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
262
00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:04,019
Holy hell.
263
00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,155
Seriously?
264
00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:07,356
Carlos.
265
00:09:07,358 --> 00:09:08,656
Did you see all the media out there?
266
00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,309
Yeah, no, I saw it.
267
00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,844
Jesus, Carlos, how many people
did you tell?
268
00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:14,013
One, a buddy from high school...
269
00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:16,148
- Who's a reporter at the Times.
- Oh.
270
00:09:16,149 --> 00:09:18,767
- What are you guys talking about?
- Nothing, all right, Micah?
271
00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:21,857
- Why don't you spin it back around?
- I was joking. Carlos already told me.
272
00:09:21,855 --> 00:09:24,306
- Micah doesn't count.
- Okay, you know what?
273
00:09:24,307 --> 00:09:26,675
You guys cannot air this
in court, all right?
274
00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,094
It's inadmissible. It's hearsay.
275
00:09:28,095 --> 00:09:29,629
I may have made the whole thing up.
276
00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,787
Oh, look at you,
standing by your evil man.
277
00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,833
Okay, not my man and not standing by.
278
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,289
I just don't need him to get fired
because I was trying to prove to you guys
279
00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:39,076
that I wasn't engaged to Satan.
280
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,812
Oh, speak of the devil.
281
00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:43,560
Hey, Nina.
282
00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:46,897
Hey, Trent, how is it...
How is it hanging?
283
00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:48,348
It's not great, actually.
284
00:09:48,349 --> 00:09:50,992
You didn't happen to say
anything to anyone about...
285
00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:54,029
No. No, no, no, no, no.
286
00:09:54,105 --> 00:09:55,989
And no time to talk right now.
287
00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,492
I'm so busy, and so many cases,
so many homeless cases,
288
00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:00,828
which, I don't know why there are so many.
289
00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:03,330
This stuff's crazy. I got to...
290
00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:04,921
- [Gavel bangs]
- Okay, let's go.
291
00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:08,156
People vs. Holden. Mr. Barber, you're up.
292
00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:11,022
If you can't win this one,
my ass is on the 6:00 news
293
00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:13,203
explaining why this office can't do sh...,
294
00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:17,011
and your ass is unemployed.
295
00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,930
Looks like somebody
better bring the heat tomorrow.
296
00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,343
Yeah, you know what? Forget Geoffrey.
How's your opening statement?
297
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,919
I was going to explain
the illegal encampment ordinance.
298
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,220
Good. That's good.
299
00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:27,556
But it's so boring.
300
00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,058
How do I make it sexy for the jury?
301
00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:32,453
Speaking of, what do I wear? [Chuckles]
302
00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:34,813
It's like, there are gonna be
cameras in the courtroom.
303
00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:36,365
I wonder what Annie's wearing.
304
00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:38,400
It's like, I don't want
to clash what she's wearing,
305
00:10:38,401 --> 00:10:39,976
and she's more of, like,
an Autumn, and I'm a winter.
306
00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:41,303
- Oh.
- And I'm a cusp
307
00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:42,922
between winter and spring,
which is unusual.
308
00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:46,812
- All right, focus, Cheryl.
- I'm in my head. It's Geoffrey's fault.
309
00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:50,398
If I wanted to be micromanaged all day,
I'd still be grooming dogs with my mom.
310
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,318
Do you ever think
you'd be happier doing just...
311
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,737
I don't know... something a little easier?
312
00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:54,757
On the bad days.
313
00:10:54,836 --> 00:10:58,312
You know, I do have a little voice
in my head saying, you know...
314
00:11:00,141 --> 00:11:01,725
"Quit!"
315
00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:04,344
Right, as a general rule,
I think you should just ignore
316
00:11:04,345 --> 00:11:05,734
the voices in your head, but that one...
317
00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,179
I don't know... it might be onto something.
318
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,866
I can't.
319
00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:11,367
My clients need my help.
320
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,754
Right, but is it helping
if they end up in jail?
321
00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:15,923
Most of them end up there no matter what.
322
00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:18,523
- Yeah.
- But they're so grateful
323
00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,461
that someone's defending them.
324
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,413
- Oh.
- "Thanks just for listening."
325
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:25,750
Or, "your advice changed my life."
326
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,553
It is so tough being in the system,
327
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,389
and you're seeing people
on their worst day.
328
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,592
I find a little humanity goes a long way.
329
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,125
You know what?
330
00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,129
Let's save your job. Okay?
331
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,215
So when I do my opening statements,
332
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,716
I do the three "H" s.
333
00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:45,887
I give historical context. I humanize my
client, who then I ask the jury to...
334
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,972
Third "H," Cheryl?
335
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,781
- Hug?
- Or help.
336
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,377
Help's usually what I go with.
337
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,213
- Oh, yes. Right, right.
- To help the client.
338
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,431
Hugging comes later. [Chuckles]
339
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,468
All: What do we want? Homeless rights!
340
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,637
When do we want 'em? Now!
341
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,305
Hi. Are you with the courts?
342
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,340
- Yeah.
- Great.
343
00:12:04,341 --> 00:12:06,759
We'd love to get perspective
from someone in the D.A.'S office.
344
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,421
No, I'm a public defender.
345
00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:09,946
What makes you think I'm a D.A.?
346
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,614
'Cause you're not dressed
like a substitute teacher
347
00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,976
on his way to sign divorce papers.
Connie, lose the troll.
348
00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:17,687
We got a hot public defender.
349
00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:20,223
I'm available later
if you need some b-roll.
350
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,660
- I know nothing about that.
- Come on, Nina.
351
00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:25,662
I spent two freaking hours prepping Larry.
352
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,998
Why is goldilocks delivering
our official statement?
353
00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,167
Tell us, do you believe
the D.A. Is prosecuting
354
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,171
the homeless on behalf of
wealthy real estate interests?
355
00:12:32,203 --> 00:12:33,671
Oh. [Scoffs]
356
00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,373
You know, I think it's dangerous
to ascribe motivations
357
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,328
to others when life is so complex.
358
00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:40,461
I'm sure all the D.As
are good people. We shouldn't...
359
00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:42,680
- What's so complex?
- What are you doing?
360
00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,633
- Hey!
- Are you working for the D.A. Now?
361
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,281
Okay! Well, keep listening.
362
00:12:48,304 --> 00:12:51,890
The D.As need to remember that they work for
all the people, even the poor, just like I do.
363
00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:53,842
And, you know,
you can forget that sometimes,
364
00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:57,226
but it's never too late
to stop being a dick.
365
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,282
Don't say "dick" on TV.
366
00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:02,546
- You looked great, though.
- Thank you, Cheryl.
367
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:06,836
I'm gonna put some cardboard boxes next
to your desk. You might need them later.
368
00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:10,156
- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, that's a bad thing.
369
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:14,230
Would you mind giving me
notes on my opening statement?
370
00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:16,065
I took your notes on the three "H" s,
371
00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:19,401
and I came up with
my own thing: The seven "I" s.
372
00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:20,853
Ooh.
373
00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:23,164
Love, live, lounge, leg,
374
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:26,776
log, lube, laissez-faire.
375
00:13:27,276 --> 00:13:29,477
Yeah.
376
00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:34,167
- All right, thanks. Hey.
- Hey.
377
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,336
How's Cheryl's opening statement
coming along?
378
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,203
Yeah, can you keep a secret?
I failed.
379
00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,124
It's a mess. I can't do anything.
380
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,929
This is the second person
I've helped get fired today.
381
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,187
I mean, one more, I think I'm eligible
for the death penalty.
382
00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:48,198
- Well, Cheryl's not your fault. You tried.
- Okay, yeah, but what about Trent?
383
00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:49,900
No, Trent is your fault.
Yeah, he's going down.
384
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,735
And if he asks, will you
tell him that I helped?
385
00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:54,738
Okay, I'm just gonna try to avoid him
as much as possible today.
386
00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,835
Oh, hey, hold the elevator.
387
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:57,887
Thank...
388
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:06,417
- What floor?
- I leaked it. I leaked your secret.
389
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:08,148
Five, please.
390
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,622
I leaked it, yes. I leaked everything.
391
00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:14,742
I leaked the secret. I leaked everything
about the homeless, about the development,
392
00:14:14,743 --> 00:14:16,937
because what you're doing is wrong.
And I know you don't want to be doing it,
393
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,081
but nobody else knows that, so you just look like
a Nazi, and I'm like Eva Braun by association,
394
00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:21,375
but with, like, none of the benefits.
395
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,912
I'm sorry if you lose your job, okay?
396
00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:26,617
But if you didn't want anyone to know,
then why would you tell me?
397
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,207
Wait. Why did you tell me?
398
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,192
You know that I am terrible with secrets.
I mean, your 30th birthday surprise party,
399
00:14:32,194 --> 00:14:33,695
every Christmas present,
your fear of birds.
400
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:36,030
I am, like, the best
at being the worst with secrets,
401
00:14:36,031 --> 00:14:38,429
and you know that,
so you wouldn't have told me...
402
00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,003
You wanted a scandal.
403
00:14:42,004 --> 00:14:43,875
[Elevator dings]
This is me.
404
00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,943
Wait, you used me? Why would you do that?
405
00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:50,445
I told you. I don't like what's happening.
406
00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:51,530
And the truth had to come out.
407
00:14:51,531 --> 00:14:53,115
You knew I'd leak it.
408
00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,782
Yeah, thanks for being so dependable.
409
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:55,951
Cheryl.
410
00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:57,286
You are gonna throw the Mundy trial.
411
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,787
I can't throw a trial.
412
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,703
Okay, now you're all ethical?
413
00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:03,578
See how it feels to have someone's hand
up your puppet hole, hmm?
414
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,662
If Cheryl loses, she's done.
415
00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:07,213
I'll think about it.
416
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:18,057
Okay, so maybe
on the opening, less is more.
417
00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:21,359
- You don't want to overwhelm them.
- No, oh, no. It's overwhelming?
418
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,213
I can't improv. I always go blue.
419
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,881
Forget what I said. Forget it.
420
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,550
- You're good. You're good.
- Okay.
421
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,015
[Gavel bangs]
Mr. Barber, you're up.
422
00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:32,106
Thank you, Your Honor.
423
00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:34,078
Question: Is this gonna be a bloodbath?
424
00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:36,527
Sometimes people surprise you.
425
00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:39,947
Ladies and gentlemen, the case you
have before you today is very simple.
426
00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:42,032
The facts are not in dispute.
427
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,319
The defendant has engaged
in disorderly conduct,
428
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,654
blocking thoroughfares,
429
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,796
and possessing excessive
property on city sidewalks.
430
00:15:48,874 --> 00:15:50,875
Again, very simple.
431
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,078
Thank you.
432
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,429
Yeah, bloodbath.
433
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,381
Ms. Church, your statement.
434
00:15:56,382 --> 00:15:58,625
Yes, Your Honor.
435
00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:01,203
Okay.
436
00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:04,306
[Clears throat]
437
00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:06,953
"Give me your tired, your poor,
438
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:10,429
your huddled masses, yearning to be free."
439
00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,114
That's an odd request.
440
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:14,116
Who ordered that? [Chuckles]
441
00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:15,651
America did.
442
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:19,155
Read it right off the menu
this little lady's holding.
443
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:20,239
Did she say "menu"?
444
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,373
- Yes.
- Yes.
445
00:16:21,374 --> 00:16:23,909
So America got what it ordered,
446
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:27,843
a huge helping
of tired, poor, and huddled.
447
00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:31,767
Then when the check comes,
America's nowhere to be seen.
448
00:16:31,769 --> 00:16:34,571
Who's left holding the bill?
449
00:16:34,572 --> 00:16:39,109
My client, Annie Mundy,
former school bus driver,
450
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,444
voracious reader,
451
00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:43,921
pizza lover, libra.
452
00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:47,300
Annie, like so many homeless Americans,
453
00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:48,835
cannot breathe free.
454
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:51,523
It's the system that's guilty.
455
00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:53,857
That's what I'll prove.
That's what I'll prove.
456
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:54,648
[Cell phone buzzes]
457
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,028
And at the end of this trial,
you'll find my client,
458
00:16:57,029 --> 00:17:01,615
Annie Mundy... spoiler alert... not guilty.
459
00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,117
Okay.
460
00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,593
- Not bad.
- First witness, Mr. Barber?
461
00:17:05,704 --> 00:17:07,088
I cannot watch this.
462
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,375
Thank you, Your Honor.
463
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:11,476
The people wish to drop
all charges against Ms. Mundy.
464
00:17:13,546 --> 00:17:14,662
We won?
465
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,631
We won! [Screams]
466
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,500
[Cheers and applause]
467
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,691
I can't believe this is happening!
468
00:17:26,692 --> 00:17:28,000
You don't want none of this, son.
469
00:17:28,161 --> 00:17:29,494
Ms. Church!
470
00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,546
- None of this, son!
- Please conduct yourself...
471
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:34,549
- You want none of this!
- Hell. I'll give her this one.
472
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,051
USA!
473
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,552
All: USA!
474
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,889
I'm sorry. I just need one quick minute.
475
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,891
- Excuse me.
- Thanks, thanks, thanks.
476
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:43,559
Wow.
477
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,862
I don't even know what to say.
I... thank you.
478
00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:48,359
I can't believe you just did that for me.
479
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,453
It wasn't for you.
480
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,502
Right, no, that'd be
unethical. Yeah, yeah.
481
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,505
I got a text. Word from above to ease off.
482
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:57,090
So I did.
483
00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:58,474
The downtrodden is absolutely ridiculous.
484
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:00,810
So, no, I never had
any discussion with the mayor
485
00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:03,578
or anyone at city hall
about harassing the homeless.
486
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:06,049
On the contrary, I'm pleased
to announce a sizeable donation
487
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,717
I'm making to the homeless rescue,
488
00:18:07,718 --> 00:18:09,970
the Balasso Center for
the temporarily disenfranchised.
489
00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:11,726
- So...
- No more homeless arrests.
490
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,790
The city gets a shiny new development,
491
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,304
and Mr. Balasso builds
a shiny new homeless shelter...
492
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,379
12 blocks from the complex, of course.
493
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,781
Oh, and Cheryl gets to keep her job.
494
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,266
That's the biggest win for our side.
495
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,234
- You were behind this whole thing?
- Shush, my little puppet.
496
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,055
Don't want to hurt your tiny wooden brain.
497
00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:29,857
Oh, but you should
give yourself some credit.
498
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,527
It's like that wise woman on TV
said that one time:
499
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,453
"It's dangerous to ascribe motivations
to others when life is so complex."
500
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,469
Well, she is sounding pretty wise lately.
501
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,234
Then she said, "stop being a dick."
502
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,622
Right.
503
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,293
Well, seriously, stop... stop being a dick.
504
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,845
No promises.
505
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:56,001
Then Nina said, "oh, don't go
with your opening argument.
506
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,273
You'll overwhelm."
507
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,704
- Remember, Nina?
- Yeah, yeah, no.
508
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,874
- It was an hour and a half ago, yeah.
- But I went with my gut.
509
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,820
You always got to go with your gut.
510
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:05,945
Class dismissed.
511
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,948
[Laughter]
512
00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:10,616
Oh! Look.
513
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,562
That's the guy I destroyed.
514
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,472
All right, I got to admit, she's got game.
515
00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:17,257
Yeah, and then Trent, he got crushed,
516
00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,225
along with a little pressure
from our team.
517
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,742
- Uh-huh, got to do it.
- Right?
518
00:19:20,795 --> 00:19:22,629
Seriously, really? You're not over him?
519
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,130
Can't you see what happened here?
520
00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,183
Oh, do you know something?
521
00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:27,384
He played us.
522
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:28,885
He so played us.
523
00:19:28,886 --> 00:19:30,804
He wanted it leaked, so he told me.
524
00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,593
You blabbed. Big scandal.
525
00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:33,807
Balasso built a shelter.
526
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,142
Cheryl wins. It's Trent.
527
00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,265
We were his puppets.
528
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,761
He had his hands up all of us.
529
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,546
Why would you tell us this now?
530
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,849
You have ruined our moment. My God!
531
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,781
Really, you got to learn
to keep your mouth shut once in a while.
532
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,120
My five-year-old
could have kept that secret.
533
00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:48,289
- What secret?
- Well...
534
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,625
No, the secret that Trent
535
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:52,794
got beat by the best lawyer
in L.A. today, right?
536
00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:53,928
That secret.
537
00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:56,264
Well, that secret is out.
538
00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,298
[Laughter]
539
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,186
This gal is hilarious... Deanna.
540
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,188
I always crack up when
I get her letters from prison.
541
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,156
Listen to this.
542
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,125
"I've been thinking a lot
about what you wrote.
543
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,010
"I need to start
getting out of my own way.
544
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,130
I only wish Carl had
gotten out of my way first."
545
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,848
[Laughs]
546
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,742
[Chuckles] I don't... I don't get it.
547
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,737
She ran over her husband with her car.
548
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,689
- Oh.
- Classic scorpio.
549
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,039
- Sure.
- And then this... oh, Ricky C.
550
00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,411
- Armed robbery.
- Uh-huh.
551
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:31,747
Total sweetheart and genius artist.
552
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,750
That is my face.
553
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,203
Whoa.
554
00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:38,187
- That is you.
- Yeah.
555
00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:40,556
Look at that. Now, what's the medium here?
556
00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:42,468
It's so...
- It's just glue, paper,
557
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,921
and fingernails...
And toenails.
558
00:20:44,923 --> 00:20:47,718
He's in prison, so getting
art supplies is tough.
559
00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:50,388
Excuse me one second.
I just have to go throw up.
560
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:51,889
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561
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,890
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562
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:58,490
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