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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,572 --> 00:00:05,072 Oh, God. 2 00:00:05,074 --> 00:00:06,524 Hey, is it just me, or do you smell, 3 00:00:06,525 --> 00:00:08,693 like, every smell you've ever smelled? 4 00:00:08,694 --> 00:00:10,195 Oh, yeah, didn't you check your calendar? 5 00:00:10,196 --> 00:00:11,362 It's prosecute the homeless day. 6 00:00:11,363 --> 00:00:13,583 It's like groundhog day. If you wake up and you see a cop's shadow, 7 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:14,917 you get six weeks jail time. 8 00:00:14,918 --> 00:00:17,836 Ah, what? Were their cardboard boxes not up to code? 9 00:00:17,837 --> 00:00:19,304 Trent is making them pay. 10 00:00:19,305 --> 00:00:20,339 L.A. municipal code. 11 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,306 Yes, Your Honor, 12 00:00:21,307 --> 00:00:23,642 my client admits he's homeless. 13 00:00:23,643 --> 00:00:25,010 He apologizes. 14 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:27,145 But the Beverly Hilton was all booked up. 15 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:29,309 - This is not his first violation. - No. Imagine that. 16 00:00:29,311 --> 00:00:31,312 He was homeless then; He still is now. What are the odds? 17 00:00:31,314 --> 00:00:32,953 He was in possession of a drug pipe, Your Honor. 18 00:00:32,955 --> 00:00:34,289 But no drugs, Your Honor. 19 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:35,792 Which is why we're dropping the pipe charge 20 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:37,132 and offering 90 days jail time. 21 00:00:37,157 --> 00:00:39,292 Or we can go to trial. 22 00:00:39,293 --> 00:00:40,921 90 days? What a dick. 23 00:00:41,095 --> 00:00:42,545 Oh, yeah, he's on a roll. 24 00:00:42,546 --> 00:00:43,630 [Gavel bangs] - 90 days. 25 00:00:43,631 --> 00:00:45,048 People vs. Green. 26 00:00:45,049 --> 00:00:47,800 Really being the change you want to see in the world, Trent? 27 00:00:47,801 --> 00:00:49,469 Just doing my job, Carlos. 28 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:52,117 Yeah, you know what? You should hurry up, 'cause I hear there's a basket of puppies 29 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,786 outside to kick, so you don't want to miss that. 30 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:57,176 - How young are these puppies? - Unbelievable. 31 00:00:57,178 --> 00:01:00,097 Bunch of homeless veterans, addicts, and mentally ill. 32 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:01,648 He shows them no mercy! 33 00:01:01,649 --> 00:01:04,859 Trent's like that space guy, that tall, black... 34 00:01:04,903 --> 00:01:06,570 Michael Jordan inSpace Jam? 35 00:01:06,571 --> 00:01:08,710 - No, Darth Vader. - Ah. 36 00:01:08,712 --> 00:01:11,921 - How do you not remember that? - Easy, Carlos. You're gonna hurt yourself. 37 00:01:11,961 --> 00:01:14,796 Besides, you are talking about the man that Nina once loved. 38 00:01:14,797 --> 00:01:16,631 Look, I am not defending Trent. 39 00:01:16,632 --> 00:01:17,966 I invented hating the guy. 40 00:01:17,967 --> 00:01:19,767 I'm just saying he's not a monster. 41 00:01:19,768 --> 00:01:22,353 When Trent and I were engaged, he was never cruel to the homeless. 42 00:01:22,354 --> 00:01:24,570 In fact, I saw him give his entire lunch to a guy sleeping outside his building. 43 00:01:24,698 --> 00:01:25,865 Was that lunch poisoned? 44 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:26,957 - No. - You sure? 45 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,710 Did you ever see that man again? 46 00:01:28,711 --> 00:01:30,762 Man, I don't... I don't think so. 47 00:01:32,924 --> 00:01:34,008 [Groovy rock music] 48 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,677 Hey now 49 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,678 Benched - 01x09 A New Development 50 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,214 hey now 51 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,792 That is some weak crap. 52 00:01:42,793 --> 00:01:44,126 - Useless! - Yeesh. 53 00:01:44,127 --> 00:01:46,545 Sounds like the new guy and Cheryl are really hitting it off. 54 00:01:46,546 --> 00:01:48,380 Okay, I got it. 55 00:01:48,381 --> 00:01:49,554 Jeez! 56 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:51,968 No offense, Geoffrey, but your pep talks need work. 57 00:01:51,969 --> 00:01:54,253 I don't give sweet pep talks. 58 00:01:54,254 --> 00:01:56,389 Baby, I give pink slips. 59 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,828 You're not a damn social worker. You're a lawyer. 60 00:01:58,942 --> 00:02:01,394 P.D.S are supposed to get people out of jail. 61 00:02:01,395 --> 00:02:02,979 You're more like a concierge. 62 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:06,232 - "May I show you to your cell, sir?" - Jesus, it's called a slump. 63 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,734 [Chuckles] 64 00:02:07,735 --> 00:02:11,390 No, you hit a slump after you've actually won some sh... 65 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:14,090 You would have to go up to reach slump level. 66 00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:15,906 You are the weak link. 67 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:17,789 And in this office, that's saying something. 68 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:21,748 - Wow. - Jeez. [Chuckles] 69 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:25,898 Somebody's got something to prove, and I happened to be nearby. [Laughs] 70 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:29,990 Yeah, I guess just some bad luck for you. 71 00:02:29,991 --> 00:02:31,945 I mean, I guess... I guess he has a point. 72 00:02:31,947 --> 00:02:34,412 I never quite got into the whole, you know... 73 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:36,497 - Winning? - Yeah. 74 00:02:36,498 --> 00:02:38,332 I thought it was 'cause I was just the new kid 75 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:42,484 on the block, but now you're the new kid, but you win, and I still... 76 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:43,855 Struggle. 77 00:02:43,856 --> 00:02:45,974 I was gonna say "suck," but your way is better. 78 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:46,742 Mm. 79 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:48,360 Do you think you could help me? 80 00:02:48,361 --> 00:02:50,612 Cheryl, that's really flattering. 81 00:02:50,613 --> 00:02:52,030 Of course, yeah. 82 00:02:52,031 --> 00:02:54,366 If I think of some good advice from time to time, 83 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:56,484 I'd be happy to... 84 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:57,987 Say you're you, 85 00:02:57,988 --> 00:03:01,290 and you have to arraign these in, say, six minutes. 86 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:04,632 - Hypothetically, what would you do? - Okay. 87 00:03:04,711 --> 00:03:07,763 Hypothetically, triage. 88 00:03:07,764 --> 00:03:09,882 I'd assess the likelihood that a D.A. Could prove guilt 89 00:03:09,883 --> 00:03:11,375 based on priors, witnesses. 90 00:03:11,535 --> 00:03:14,370 And then I would take that, and I'd put a note on each file. 91 00:03:14,371 --> 00:03:16,455 That way, I'm not searching in court. Here you go. 92 00:03:16,456 --> 00:03:18,207 I'd also note mitigating factors. 93 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,126 That stuff... that stuff can get you a better deal. 94 00:03:20,127 --> 00:03:22,078 - You're like rain man. - Is that a compliment? 95 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,664 Yeah, he was, like, the smartest guy in the world. 96 00:03:23,666 --> 00:03:25,867 Counting toothpicks, beating the casino? 97 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:27,851 I think you might want to re-watch the movie. 98 00:03:27,969 --> 00:03:30,670 Okay. Do it... 99 00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:31,838 Eight! 100 00:03:31,839 --> 00:03:33,423 You dropped eight pieces of paper. 101 00:03:33,424 --> 00:03:36,426 I'm rain man now! 102 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:38,061 That's, like, 18 pieces. 103 00:03:38,062 --> 00:03:40,013 19. 104 00:03:40,014 --> 00:03:40,931 [Laughs] 105 00:03:43,802 --> 00:03:45,302 Okay, just remember, confidence. 106 00:03:45,303 --> 00:03:46,720 You're a pro. You got this. 107 00:03:46,721 --> 00:03:48,088 Okay, got it. 108 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:49,924 Hey, girlfriend! 109 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,592 Annie! 110 00:03:51,593 --> 00:03:52,500 Cheryl. 111 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,561 Oh, hi. 112 00:03:53,562 --> 00:03:54,664 How long has it been? 113 00:03:54,813 --> 00:03:56,197 - How's your cat? - Great. 114 00:03:56,198 --> 00:03:58,366 I was thinking of getting her into modeling and stuff, 115 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:00,718 but I don't know; I don't know how she feels about it. 116 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:02,887 How about you? How about your babies? 117 00:04:02,888 --> 00:04:04,992 Great. Well, you know, squirrels. 118 00:04:05,107 --> 00:04:06,441 - I think... - Cheryl? 119 00:04:06,442 --> 00:04:08,326 I think you might want to keep your eye on the prize. 120 00:04:08,327 --> 00:04:09,914 Oh, right, professional, got it. 121 00:04:09,962 --> 00:04:11,329 All rise. 122 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:14,466 Court of the county of Los Angeles is now in session. 123 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:16,168 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 124 00:04:16,169 --> 00:04:17,419 What the hell is that? 125 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,570 I like your method, so I added my own, 126 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:21,106 mostly just inspirational things 127 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:23,025 so I stay confident in the moment. 128 00:04:23,026 --> 00:04:24,159 Let's get to it. 129 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,278 People vs. Ann Mundy. 130 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,414 Illegal lodging, public nuisance, 131 00:04:28,415 --> 00:04:29,859 loitering, trespassing. 132 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:31,500 The people offer 90 days 133 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:33,890 and dismissal of the first two charges for a guilty plea. 134 00:04:33,971 --> 00:04:36,138 That acceptable to the defense? 135 00:04:36,139 --> 00:04:37,606 Oh. 136 00:04:37,607 --> 00:04:39,085 Uh, we're already there. [Chuckles] 137 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:41,179 Hold on. Oh, okay. 138 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:43,210 Ms. Church, deal or no deal? 139 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,132 Your Honor, I'm just trying to... 140 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:48,312 Going once, twice... 141 00:04:48,314 --> 00:04:50,148 Oh! 142 00:04:50,588 --> 00:04:51,888 0%. 143 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:53,340 0% guilty. 144 00:04:53,341 --> 00:04:56,143 0%? Meaning not guilty? 145 00:04:56,144 --> 00:04:58,429 Yes, right. Not guilty. 146 00:04:58,530 --> 00:04:59,663 Of what? 147 00:04:59,664 --> 00:05:01,782 All of it. 148 00:05:01,783 --> 00:05:04,451 Looks like you got yourself a trial, Mr. Barber. 149 00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:05,536 Looking forward to it. 150 00:05:05,537 --> 00:05:06,787 Five-minute recess. 151 00:05:06,788 --> 00:05:08,372 [Gavel bangs] 152 00:05:08,373 --> 00:05:09,923 How do you think I did? 153 00:05:09,924 --> 00:05:12,062 I just want to check one... 154 00:05:12,127 --> 00:05:14,746 - There's what I wrote. - Oh! 155 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,581 0% felt weird to say, but I thought, 156 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:18,333 "oh, Nina knows what she's doing." 157 00:05:18,334 --> 00:05:19,238 Yeah. 158 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,902 Oh, well. [Chuckles] 159 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,071 I'll just beat it at trial, right? 160 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,689 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Easy, easy. 161 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,691 'Cause who would believe that a homeless woman 162 00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:29,611 would ever sleep on a sidewalk? 163 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:30,996 Okay. 164 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,421 [Chuckles] 165 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,735 That cage today looked like the Nick Nolte gang 166 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,754 fought the Gary Busey gang, and everybody lost. 167 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,590 Now, look, I want my wife to be dirty in bed 168 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,925 but not like that. 169 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,927 [Laughter] 170 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,464 That is so funny, 'cause they're poor. 171 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:50,516 They should be begging for soap instead of food. 172 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,217 Am I right? Up top. 173 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:53,469 Yeah. 174 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,726 Right here. 175 00:05:54,728 --> 00:05:57,945 - Have a good night. You too. - You have a good night. 176 00:05:57,947 --> 00:05:58,947 Look, Nina... 177 00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:00,260 Save it, Bully. 178 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:02,095 I am so sick of defending you all day. 179 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,179 It's exhausting. 180 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,981 - Defending me? Why? - Why? 181 00:06:04,982 --> 00:06:07,066 'Cause we were engaged, which means we're linked. 182 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,343 We're tre-Nina, okay? 183 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,337 Everything you do reflects on me. 184 00:06:10,338 --> 00:06:12,172 So what? Now you're picking on the helpless 185 00:06:12,173 --> 00:06:14,958 to pad your conviction rate so you can run for governor one day? 186 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,960 That is a classic evil prick move. 187 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:18,512 Oh, now we're at "evil"? 188 00:06:18,513 --> 00:06:20,047 - I was blind before, wasn't I? - No. 189 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:24,017 I was blinded by that hair and those abs and... 190 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:25,552 It's like that masculine scent... whatever. 191 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,726 The point is, was I blind, or did you... did you change? 192 00:06:27,728 --> 00:06:29,573 No, I haven't changed, Nina. 193 00:06:29,574 --> 00:06:30,908 So this has always been you? 194 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,703 Was I this bad? 195 00:06:32,828 --> 00:06:35,446 I mean, I had a Mercedes, and my purse had its own bed. 196 00:06:35,447 --> 00:06:37,281 I was an asshole. 197 00:06:37,282 --> 00:06:39,187 We were assholes. 198 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,918 Do you know who Tom Balasso is? 199 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,588 The billionaire real estate guy, just bought two blocks downtown 200 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:46,641 to build a mega-complex: Shops, condos, restaurants. 201 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:47,726 - Okay? - So? 202 00:06:47,743 --> 00:06:50,579 So Balasso is concerned that people might be put off 203 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:53,415 if all the vagrants in the area are... 204 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:54,615 Still in the area. 205 00:06:54,617 --> 00:06:57,619 He leans on city hall. Word comes down from above: 206 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,321 "Sweep up the homeless and keep them swept, or..." 207 00:06:59,322 --> 00:07:01,206 Or Balasso bails. 208 00:07:01,207 --> 00:07:03,351 Yeah, look, I just wanted you to know the truth. 209 00:07:04,227 --> 00:07:06,762 You cannot tell anyone about this. 210 00:07:06,763 --> 00:07:08,063 I'll lose my job. 211 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:11,267 Oh, no. You could become homeless. 212 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:15,078 I'm not evil. 213 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:15,947 You are. 214 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,410 Have you ever seen such a level of cruelty in a D.A.? 215 00:07:20,411 --> 00:07:22,078 Super cruelty, cruelty plus. 216 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:23,713 Yeah, it's extreme cruelty. 217 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,548 It would be like bungee jumping off of a bridge, 218 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:28,501 and at the bottom, Trent punches a homeless guy in the nuts. 219 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:30,386 - It's a great metaphor. - Yeah, I thought so. 220 00:07:30,387 --> 00:07:33,359 To Trent. Turns out you don't just look like a douche. 221 00:07:33,476 --> 00:07:35,560 Oh, sorry, Nina. 222 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,562 Have you guys heard about this mall thing 223 00:07:38,563 --> 00:07:40,731 they're putting up over on spring street? 224 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:43,783 Oh, I'm sorry... were we talking about the unfortunate too much? Our bad. 225 00:07:43,785 --> 00:07:46,537 So, you guys, what shops do you think they'll put in the new mall? 226 00:07:46,538 --> 00:07:49,623 I hope they have a lotion barn and a cute tops 'n bottoms 227 00:07:49,624 --> 00:07:51,671 and a scarf lounge. 228 00:07:51,744 --> 00:07:53,745 Those aren't even stores. 229 00:07:53,746 --> 00:07:56,881 You guys ever have that thing where you've got a secret 230 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:58,583 and you're not supposed to tell the secret, 231 00:07:58,584 --> 00:08:00,251 but you have the secret? 232 00:08:00,252 --> 00:08:01,586 - I have that. - Yeah? 233 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:02,921 And I tell them all the time. 234 00:08:02,922 --> 00:08:04,875 - Drove my ex crazy. - Why? You got a secret? 235 00:08:04,877 --> 00:08:06,750 - Yeah, I have it. I can't tell you. - Well, then don't tell us. 236 00:08:06,810 --> 00:08:08,143 Tom Balasso won't put up the mall 237 00:08:08,144 --> 00:08:09,812 unless city hall clears out all the homeless people. 238 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:11,897 That's why the pen's so full. That's why Trent's being so harsh. 239 00:08:11,899 --> 00:08:13,566 It's all about money. God, that feels good. 240 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,034 I feel like I just passed a confession stone 241 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:17,036 - through my truth hole. - I knew it. I knew it. 242 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:18,371 It's about gentrification. 243 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,239 - Who told you this? - Trent. 244 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,910 And when he said this, did he go like this and go, "excellent"? 245 00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:26,245 No, my point is, is that I was right. 246 00:08:26,246 --> 00:08:27,663 Trent doesn't want to be doing this. 247 00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:29,465 - He's just following orders. - Oh, come on. 248 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,250 Yeah, so were the Nazis at Nuremburg. 249 00:08:31,251 --> 00:08:32,885 Okay, the Nazis... really, we're going with the Nazis now? 250 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,387 Whatever. We have to tell someone. 251 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,389 Did you not just hear me? 252 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,796 This is a secret. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You can't tell anybody this. 253 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,243 And I just finished telling you 254 00:08:40,244 --> 00:08:41,411 that I can't keep a secret. 255 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:42,996 - Why did you tell me? - He did tell you. 256 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:44,798 Okay, whatever happens next, it's your fault. 257 00:08:48,154 --> 00:08:51,824 Here to support the helpless who are being unjustly imprisoned. 258 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:53,792 We want answers. 259 00:08:53,893 --> 00:08:56,478 Oh, oh, God, no. 260 00:08:56,479 --> 00:08:57,763 Oh, this is a bad dream. 261 00:08:57,764 --> 00:09:00,195 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. 262 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:04,019 Holy hell. 263 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,155 Seriously? 264 00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:07,356 Carlos. 265 00:09:07,358 --> 00:09:08,656 Did you see all the media out there? 266 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,309 Yeah, no, I saw it. 267 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,844 Jesus, Carlos, how many people did you tell? 268 00:09:11,845 --> 00:09:14,013 One, a buddy from high school... 269 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:16,148 - Who's a reporter at the Times. - Oh. 270 00:09:16,149 --> 00:09:18,767 - What are you guys talking about? - Nothing, all right, Micah? 271 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:21,857 - Why don't you spin it back around? - I was joking. Carlos already told me. 272 00:09:21,855 --> 00:09:24,306 - Micah doesn't count. - Okay, you know what? 273 00:09:24,307 --> 00:09:26,675 You guys cannot air this in court, all right? 274 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,094 It's inadmissible. It's hearsay. 275 00:09:28,095 --> 00:09:29,629 I may have made the whole thing up. 276 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,787 Oh, look at you, standing by your evil man. 277 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:33,833 Okay, not my man and not standing by. 278 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,289 I just don't need him to get fired because I was trying to prove to you guys 279 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:39,076 that I wasn't engaged to Satan. 280 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,812 Oh, speak of the devil. 281 00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:43,560 Hey, Nina. 282 00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:46,897 Hey, Trent, how is it... How is it hanging? 283 00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:48,348 It's not great, actually. 284 00:09:48,349 --> 00:09:50,992 You didn't happen to say anything to anyone about... 285 00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:54,029 No. No, no, no, no, no. 286 00:09:54,105 --> 00:09:55,989 And no time to talk right now. 287 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:58,492 I'm so busy, and so many cases, so many homeless cases, 288 00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:00,828 which, I don't know why there are so many. 289 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:03,330 This stuff's crazy. I got to... 290 00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:04,921 - [Gavel bangs] - Okay, let's go. 291 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:08,156 People vs. Holden. Mr. Barber, you're up. 292 00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:11,022 If you can't win this one, my ass is on the 6:00 news 293 00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:13,203 explaining why this office can't do sh..., 294 00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:17,011 and your ass is unemployed. 295 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,930 Looks like somebody better bring the heat tomorrow. 296 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:21,343 Yeah, you know what? Forget Geoffrey. How's your opening statement? 297 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,919 I was going to explain the illegal encampment ordinance. 298 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,220 Good. That's good. 299 00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:27,556 But it's so boring. 300 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,058 How do I make it sexy for the jury? 301 00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:32,453 Speaking of, what do I wear? [Chuckles] 302 00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:34,813 It's like, there are gonna be cameras in the courtroom. 303 00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:36,365 I wonder what Annie's wearing. 304 00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:38,400 It's like, I don't want to clash what she's wearing, 305 00:10:38,401 --> 00:10:39,976 and she's more of, like, an Autumn, and I'm a winter. 306 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:41,303 - Oh. - And I'm a cusp 307 00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:42,922 between winter and spring, which is unusual. 308 00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:46,812 - All right, focus, Cheryl. - I'm in my head. It's Geoffrey's fault. 309 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:50,398 If I wanted to be micromanaged all day, I'd still be grooming dogs with my mom. 310 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,318 Do you ever think you'd be happier doing just... 311 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,737 I don't know... something a little easier? 312 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:54,757 On the bad days. 313 00:10:54,836 --> 00:10:58,312 You know, I do have a little voice in my head saying, you know... 314 00:11:00,141 --> 00:11:01,725 "Quit!" 315 00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:04,344 Right, as a general rule, I think you should just ignore 316 00:11:04,345 --> 00:11:05,734 the voices in your head, but that one... 317 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,179 I don't know... it might be onto something. 318 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,866 I can't. 319 00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:11,367 My clients need my help. 320 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,754 Right, but is it helping if they end up in jail? 321 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:15,923 Most of them end up there no matter what. 322 00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:18,523 - Yeah. - But they're so grateful 323 00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,461 that someone's defending them. 324 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,413 - Oh. - "Thanks just for listening." 325 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:25,750 Or, "your advice changed my life." 326 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,553 It is so tough being in the system, 327 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,389 and you're seeing people on their worst day. 328 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:34,592 I find a little humanity goes a long way. 329 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,125 You know what? 330 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,129 Let's save your job. Okay? 331 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,215 So when I do my opening statements, 332 00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,716 I do the three "H" s. 333 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:45,887 I give historical context. I humanize my client, who then I ask the jury to... 334 00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,972 Third "H," Cheryl? 335 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,781 - Hug? - Or help. 336 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,377 Help's usually what I go with. 337 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,213 - Oh, yes. Right, right. - To help the client. 338 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,431 Hugging comes later. [Chuckles] 339 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,468 All: What do we want? Homeless rights! 340 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,637 When do we want 'em? Now! 341 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,305 Hi. Are you with the courts? 342 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,340 - Yeah. - Great. 343 00:12:04,341 --> 00:12:06,759 We'd love to get perspective from someone in the D.A.'S office. 344 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,421 No, I'm a public defender. 345 00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:09,946 What makes you think I'm a D.A.? 346 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,614 'Cause you're not dressed like a substitute teacher 347 00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,976 on his way to sign divorce papers. Connie, lose the troll. 348 00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:17,687 We got a hot public defender. 349 00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:20,223 I'm available later if you need some b-roll. 350 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,660 - I know nothing about that. - Come on, Nina. 351 00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:25,662 I spent two freaking hours prepping Larry. 352 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,998 Why is goldilocks delivering our official statement? 353 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,167 Tell us, do you believe the D.A. Is prosecuting 354 00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,171 the homeless on behalf of wealthy real estate interests? 355 00:12:32,203 --> 00:12:33,671 Oh. [Scoffs] 356 00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,373 You know, I think it's dangerous to ascribe motivations 357 00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:38,328 to others when life is so complex. 358 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:40,461 I'm sure all the D.As are good people. We shouldn't... 359 00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:42,680 - What's so complex? - What are you doing? 360 00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,633 - Hey! - Are you working for the D.A. Now? 361 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,281 Okay! Well, keep listening. 362 00:12:48,304 --> 00:12:51,890 The D.As need to remember that they work for all the people, even the poor, just like I do. 363 00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:53,842 And, you know, you can forget that sometimes, 364 00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:57,226 but it's never too late to stop being a dick. 365 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,282 Don't say "dick" on TV. 366 00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:02,546 - You looked great, though. - Thank you, Cheryl. 367 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:06,836 I'm gonna put some cardboard boxes next to your desk. You might need them later. 368 00:13:06,839 --> 00:13:10,156 - Oh, thank you so much. - No, that's a bad thing. 369 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:14,230 Would you mind giving me notes on my opening statement? 370 00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:16,065 I took your notes on the three "H" s, 371 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:19,401 and I came up with my own thing: The seven "I" s. 372 00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:20,853 Ooh. 373 00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:23,164 Love, live, lounge, leg, 374 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:26,776 log, lube, laissez-faire. 375 00:13:27,276 --> 00:13:29,477 Yeah. 376 00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:34,167 - All right, thanks. Hey. - Hey. 377 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,336 How's Cheryl's opening statement coming along? 378 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,203 Yeah, can you keep a secret? I failed. 379 00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,124 It's a mess. I can't do anything. 380 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,929 This is the second person I've helped get fired today. 381 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:45,187 I mean, one more, I think I'm eligible for the death penalty. 382 00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:48,198 - Well, Cheryl's not your fault. You tried. - Okay, yeah, but what about Trent? 383 00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:49,900 No, Trent is your fault. Yeah, he's going down. 384 00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:51,735 And if he asks, will you tell him that I helped? 385 00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:54,738 Okay, I'm just gonna try to avoid him as much as possible today. 386 00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,835 Oh, hey, hold the elevator. 387 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:57,887 Thank... 388 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:06,417 - What floor? - I leaked it. I leaked your secret. 389 00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:08,148 Five, please. 390 00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:11,622 I leaked it, yes. I leaked everything. 391 00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:14,742 I leaked the secret. I leaked everything about the homeless, about the development, 392 00:14:14,743 --> 00:14:16,937 because what you're doing is wrong. And I know you don't want to be doing it, 393 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,081 but nobody else knows that, so you just look like a Nazi, and I'm like Eva Braun by association, 394 00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:21,375 but with, like, none of the benefits. 395 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,912 I'm sorry if you lose your job, okay? 396 00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:26,617 But if you didn't want anyone to know, then why would you tell me? 397 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,207 Wait. Why did you tell me? 398 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,192 You know that I am terrible with secrets. I mean, your 30th birthday surprise party, 399 00:14:32,194 --> 00:14:33,695 every Christmas present, your fear of birds. 400 00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:36,030 I am, like, the best at being the worst with secrets, 401 00:14:36,031 --> 00:14:38,429 and you know that, so you wouldn't have told me... 402 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,003 You wanted a scandal. 403 00:14:42,004 --> 00:14:43,875 [Elevator dings] This is me. 404 00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,943 Wait, you used me? Why would you do that? 405 00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:50,445 I told you. I don't like what's happening. 406 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:51,530 And the truth had to come out. 407 00:14:51,531 --> 00:14:53,115 You knew I'd leak it. 408 00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,782 Yeah, thanks for being so dependable. 409 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:55,951 Cheryl. 410 00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:57,286 You are gonna throw the Mundy trial. 411 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,787 I can't throw a trial. 412 00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,703 Okay, now you're all ethical? 413 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:03,578 See how it feels to have someone's hand up your puppet hole, hmm? 414 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,662 If Cheryl loses, she's done. 415 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:07,213 I'll think about it. 416 00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:18,057 Okay, so maybe on the opening, less is more. 417 00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:21,359 - You don't want to overwhelm them. - No, oh, no. It's overwhelming? 418 00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,213 I can't improv. I always go blue. 419 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,881 Forget what I said. Forget it. 420 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,550 - You're good. You're good. - Okay. 421 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,015 [Gavel bangs] Mr. Barber, you're up. 422 00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:32,106 Thank you, Your Honor. 423 00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:34,078 Question: Is this gonna be a bloodbath? 424 00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:36,527 Sometimes people surprise you. 425 00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:39,947 Ladies and gentlemen, the case you have before you today is very simple. 426 00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:42,032 The facts are not in dispute. 427 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,319 The defendant has engaged in disorderly conduct, 428 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,654 blocking thoroughfares, 429 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,796 and possessing excessive property on city sidewalks. 430 00:15:48,874 --> 00:15:50,875 Again, very simple. 431 00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,078 Thank you. 432 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:54,429 Yeah, bloodbath. 433 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,381 Ms. Church, your statement. 434 00:15:56,382 --> 00:15:58,625 Yes, Your Honor. 435 00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:01,203 Okay. 436 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:04,306 [Clears throat] 437 00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:06,953 "Give me your tired, your poor, 438 00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:10,429 your huddled masses, yearning to be free." 439 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,114 That's an odd request. 440 00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:14,116 Who ordered that? [Chuckles] 441 00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:15,651 America did. 442 00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:19,155 Read it right off the menu this little lady's holding. 443 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:20,239 Did she say "menu"? 444 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,373 - Yes. - Yes. 445 00:16:21,374 --> 00:16:23,909 So America got what it ordered, 446 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:27,843 a huge helping of tired, poor, and huddled. 447 00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:31,767 Then when the check comes, America's nowhere to be seen. 448 00:16:31,769 --> 00:16:34,571 Who's left holding the bill? 449 00:16:34,572 --> 00:16:39,109 My client, Annie Mundy, former school bus driver, 450 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,444 voracious reader, 451 00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:43,921 pizza lover, libra. 452 00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:47,300 Annie, like so many homeless Americans, 453 00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:48,835 cannot breathe free. 454 00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:51,523 It's the system that's guilty. 455 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:53,857 That's what I'll prove. That's what I'll prove. 456 00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:54,648 [Cell phone buzzes] 457 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,028 And at the end of this trial, you'll find my client, 458 00:16:57,029 --> 00:17:01,615 Annie Mundy... spoiler alert... not guilty. 459 00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:03,117 Okay. 460 00:17:03,118 --> 00:17:05,593 - Not bad. - First witness, Mr. Barber? 461 00:17:05,704 --> 00:17:07,088 I cannot watch this. 462 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,375 Thank you, Your Honor. 463 00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:11,476 The people wish to drop all charges against Ms. Mundy. 464 00:17:13,546 --> 00:17:14,662 We won? 465 00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,631 We won! [Screams] 466 00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,500 [Cheers and applause] 467 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,691 I can't believe this is happening! 468 00:17:26,692 --> 00:17:28,000 You don't want none of this, son. 469 00:17:28,161 --> 00:17:29,494 Ms. Church! 470 00:17:29,495 --> 00:17:31,546 - None of this, son! - Please conduct yourself... 471 00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:34,549 - You want none of this! - Hell. I'll give her this one. 472 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,051 USA! 473 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,552 All: USA! 474 00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,889 I'm sorry. I just need one quick minute. 475 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,891 - Excuse me. - Thanks, thanks, thanks. 476 00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:43,559 Wow. 477 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,862 I don't even know what to say. I... thank you. 478 00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:48,359 I can't believe you just did that for me. 479 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,453 It wasn't for you. 480 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,502 Right, no, that'd be unethical. Yeah, yeah. 481 00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:55,505 I got a text. Word from above to ease off. 482 00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:57,090 So I did. 483 00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:58,474 The downtrodden is absolutely ridiculous. 484 00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:00,810 So, no, I never had any discussion with the mayor 485 00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:03,578 or anyone at city hall about harassing the homeless. 486 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:06,049 On the contrary, I'm pleased to announce a sizeable donation 487 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,717 I'm making to the homeless rescue, 488 00:18:07,718 --> 00:18:09,970 the Balasso Center for the temporarily disenfranchised. 489 00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:11,726 - So... - No more homeless arrests. 490 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,790 The city gets a shiny new development, 491 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,304 and Mr. Balasso builds a shiny new homeless shelter... 492 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,379 12 blocks from the complex, of course. 493 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,781 Oh, and Cheryl gets to keep her job. 494 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,266 That's the biggest win for our side. 495 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,234 - You were behind this whole thing? - Shush, my little puppet. 496 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,055 Don't want to hurt your tiny wooden brain. 497 00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:29,857 Oh, but you should give yourself some credit. 498 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,527 It's like that wise woman on TV said that one time: 499 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:37,453 "It's dangerous to ascribe motivations to others when life is so complex." 500 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,469 Well, she is sounding pretty wise lately. 501 00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:42,234 Then she said, "stop being a dick." 502 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,622 Right. 503 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,293 Well, seriously, stop... stop being a dick. 504 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,845 No promises. 505 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:56,001 Then Nina said, "oh, don't go with your opening argument. 506 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,273 You'll overwhelm." 507 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,704 - Remember, Nina? - Yeah, yeah, no. 508 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,874 - It was an hour and a half ago, yeah. - But I went with my gut. 509 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,820 You always got to go with your gut. 510 00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:05,945 Class dismissed. 511 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,948 [Laughter] 512 00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:10,616 Oh! Look. 513 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,562 That's the guy I destroyed. 514 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,472 All right, I got to admit, she's got game. 515 00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:17,257 Yeah, and then Trent, he got crushed, 516 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,225 along with a little pressure from our team. 517 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,742 - Uh-huh, got to do it. - Right? 518 00:19:20,795 --> 00:19:22,629 Seriously, really? You're not over him? 519 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,130 Can't you see what happened here? 520 00:19:24,131 --> 00:19:26,183 Oh, do you know something? 521 00:19:26,184 --> 00:19:27,384 He played us. 522 00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:28,885 He so played us. 523 00:19:28,886 --> 00:19:30,804 He wanted it leaked, so he told me. 524 00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,593 You blabbed. Big scandal. 525 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:33,807 Balasso built a shelter. 526 00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,142 Cheryl wins. It's Trent. 527 00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,265 We were his puppets. 528 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,761 He had his hands up all of us. 529 00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,546 Why would you tell us this now? 530 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,849 You have ruined our moment. My God! 531 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,781 Really, you got to learn to keep your mouth shut once in a while. 532 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,120 My five-year-old could have kept that secret. 533 00:19:46,121 --> 00:19:48,289 - What secret? - Well... 534 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,625 No, the secret that Trent 535 00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:52,794 got beat by the best lawyer in L.A. today, right? 536 00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:53,928 That secret. 537 00:19:53,929 --> 00:19:56,264 Well, that secret is out. 538 00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,298 [Laughter] 539 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,186 This gal is hilarious... Deanna. 540 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,188 I always crack up when I get her letters from prison. 541 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,156 Listen to this. 542 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,125 "I've been thinking a lot about what you wrote. 543 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,010 "I need to start getting out of my own way. 544 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,130 I only wish Carl had gotten out of my way first." 545 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,848 [Laughs] 546 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,742 [Chuckles] I don't... I don't get it. 547 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,737 She ran over her husband with her car. 548 00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,689 - Oh. - Classic scorpio. 549 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:27,039 - Sure. - And then this... oh, Ricky C. 550 00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,411 - Armed robbery. - Uh-huh. 551 00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:31,747 Total sweetheart and genius artist. 552 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,750 That is my face. 553 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,203 Whoa. 554 00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:38,187 - That is you. - Yeah. 555 00:20:38,188 --> 00:20:40,556 Look at that. Now, what's the medium here? 556 00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:42,468 It's so... - It's just glue, paper, 557 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,921 and fingernails... And toenails. 558 00:20:44,923 --> 00:20:47,718 He's in prison, so getting art supplies is tough. 559 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:50,388 Excuse me one second. I just have to go throw up. 560 00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:51,889 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 561 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,890 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 562 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:58,490 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42382

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