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Cumulostratus cloud cover moving in.
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Barometric readings
indicate a rising tropopause.
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In anticipation of a visit
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from the president of the
Royal Meteorological Society,
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I have completed construction
on a state-of-the-art instrument
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that will harness the
energy of the weather itself.
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I am just so excited to be inducted
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as an official Thunder Queen of the RMS.
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Oh, uh, only lead researchers
on a project get inducted.
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I'm going to be inducted?
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No, I am!
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This is my experiment.
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Abortion Deb, you did
draw up the schematics.
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I designed the equipment
and did all the math.
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And I paid the $6 application fee.
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Which is why I will be
supervising the event
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from a safe distance,
preparing for my new title...
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A scheming bitch?
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Conduct the experiment yourself
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since you're the lead researcher.
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- Hmpf!
- Abortion Deb, Cornetta?
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Girls? Come back!
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I can't do this without you!
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Who will hold my poles?
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Are you almost done with this room?
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Mayor Cutie wants to take a shit in here.
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Sisters.
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I have a rare opportunity for you.
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Ooh! Invitations to your second funeral?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Imagine the chance to
participate in an experiment
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that will change forever the way we look at
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weather.
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Hortense, apart from the
civil rights of poor people,
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there's nothing more
boring than the weather.
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Ugh.
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I certainly hope you're joking.
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[GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC]
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For the weather...
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?
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Is my life.
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I am Juan Pablo El Castillo,
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and I have come all the way from Barcelona
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to meet Hortense.
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And to make love...
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to her mind.
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Hello, Doctor.
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I love the weather!
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Me too!
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Except for rain.
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And snow.
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And gentle breezes.
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Yes, uh,
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we like our breezes rough.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
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? I want the money,
I want the fame ?
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? I want the whole
world to know my name ?
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? This is mine,
I got to get it ?
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? I got to get it,
got, got to get it ?
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? "Another Period" ?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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? Know what I mean? ?
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? Know what I mean? ?
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? You got to know what I mean ?
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Madam, you've hardly
touched your dessert pillars.
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Is the croquembouche not
towered to your liking?
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We could add a spire of plum butter
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to the summit if you prefer.
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No, it's not the pillars.
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It's just that life has become less sunny
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since I've discontinued my morphine use.
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My God, Madam, I'll
inject you straight away.
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No, Peepers.
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I think not being on morphine
is ultimately better for me
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than being on morphine.
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Well, I'm not a doctor,
but that sounds like
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a load of piffle.
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I need something to invigorate the spirit.
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Some adventure.
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Perhaps something involving
the great outdoors.
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Oh, no, Madam.
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At your age, even the lesser outdoors
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could kill you.
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[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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I have an idea.
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A pleasure cruise.
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Well, if I can't get high,
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at least I can get on the high seas!
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[DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
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?
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I'm sure you get this all the time,
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but what is rain?
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When water condenses in the atmosphere...
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What language are you speaking?
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I can't believe it's finally happening.
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Sex with a Spanish male has been atop both
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of our bucket lists for years.
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It's the only thing our
lists have in common.
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Mine mostly involves technology
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that hasn't been invented yet,
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like a mechanical Beatrice.
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Mine is to figure out what a bucket is.
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[HORTENSE CLEARS THROAT]
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The goal of my experiment
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is to attract lightning,
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and then use the energy
as a controlled force.
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At least there's something
out there we can control.
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Ladies.
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A storm is like a bull...
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wild and unpredictable.
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But like a bull,
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it can be tamed.
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Oh, you can tame me if you pull my hair.
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Me too!
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Also, it helps if you call me chambermaid
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while you pull.
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This part's fake.
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Yes, and Juan Pablo,
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as every matador knows,
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to truly dominate the
bull, one must be safe.
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That is completely wrong.
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- What?
- You must be a risk taker.
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Yes, well, no disrespect,
but what do you know
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- about bullfighting?
- I'm Spanish.
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And a professional bullfighter.
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And I published a book called
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"How the Weather Is Like a Bull."
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[BOTH SIGHING]
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It sold 1 million copies.
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Yes, well, off to the woods.
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Let's just hope no one gets killed.
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[SHIP HORN BLARING]
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[BELL DINGING]
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I've never been so excited.
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Lady Dodo and myself,
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all alone for a whole day.
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[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
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Well, Lady Dodo, myself, and the captain.
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?
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And the deckhands.
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And the chef.
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And the other guests,
and their staffs.
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The orchestra,
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and the electro-technical
officer, and the boatswain,
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and the able seamen,
and the ordinary seamen.
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But other than that...
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?
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Alone.
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?
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This is your cabin, Madam.
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One canopy bed, Captain?
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I suppose I'll be sleeping
where I nap like a commoner.
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And through here are quarters for your man.
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[GASPS] My own cot?
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Is this a pleasure cruise,
or a paradise cruise?
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Now, sir, if you must pass water,
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you may do so over the side of the ship.
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If you have to defecate, you must hold it.
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My good man, I always hold it.
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The fresh air, the open sea.
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We're really roughing it now, Peepers!
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Not I, Madam. I fear I may grow spoiled
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with these lavish accommodations.
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[THUNDER BOOMING]
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[THUNDER BOOMING]
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Where is your rain gear?
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- This is my rain gear.
- I'm not wearing rain gear.
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- I'm trying to [BLEEP].
- I need you focused!
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These two rods will harness
the energy of the lightning.
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If they are not firmly in the ground,
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someone could be electrocuted.
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Now hold your poles in place,
and don't screw this up!
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Biblioteca Gracias is mine.
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He's hot-blooded.
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He's not interested in your anemic beauty.
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- Can't we both have him?
- Of course not!
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Here's how it goes.
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I say what I want, and you
acquiesce to my demands.
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- [GASPS]
- He's mine, say it!
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- He's mine!
- He's mine!
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He's mine!
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He's mine!
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[YELLING]
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- Ow!
- [GRUNTS]
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[BOTH YELLING]
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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?
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He's on my bucket list!
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My bucket list!
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[GAGGING]
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[COUGHING]
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[GRUNTS]
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No, no, no, no!
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Don't cross the lightning rods!
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Are you insane?
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You'll both be electrocuted.
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- [GRUNTS]
- No! Give it!
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Ladies, please...
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- [GRUNTS]
- Stop!
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Give. Me. That.
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- Pole!
- [SCREAMS]
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[BOTH GASPING]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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We've killed him.
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And against all odds, it had
nothing to do with the weather!
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[GASPING]
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[LADIES LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
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I think I'm...
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I'm actually...
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I'm actually okay.
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[LIGHT LAUGHTER]
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[LIGHTNING ZAPPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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What does "okay" mean in English?
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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And if we are very lucky,
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we may even see whales.
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Majestic, clever creatures, whales.
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With emotions and language.
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Complex social ties.
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As God as my witness, nothing feels better
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than killing a whale.
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Harpoons will be available on all decks.
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?
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[THUNDER BOOMING]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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Sweet merciful Poseidon.
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A sea twister.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Everyone, return to your cabins at once.
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What about the lifeboats?
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Do you have any idea what
happens to a 12-foot boat
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when it's crushed by a 30-foot wave?
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- Well, of course not.
- No one does!
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No one's ever lived through it.
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We are not long for this world.
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- [THUNDER BOOMING]
- Now...
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[PLATE SHATTERS]
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Panic!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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?
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We must get you to safety!
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- Oh.
- This way!
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This way, quickly.
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Quickly!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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We killed him.
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My science killed him.
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What are we going to do?
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I had a story like this read to me once!
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It was called "Slipper Beauty,"
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and it says to tongue him
till he comes back to life.
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You don't tell me twice.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[MOANING]
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Well, you must not be his true love
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because he's not coming back to life.
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- No!
- You're not doing it right!
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Get off!
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[MOANS]
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- I want...
- [GROANS]
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[BOTH STRAINING]
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No, no! Stop it! Stop it!
269
00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,166
[BOTH GROANING]
270
00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,270
We need a real plan!
271
00:09:21,706 --> 00:09:23,406
Ooh, Hortense, taking it all the way.
272
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,640
- Impressive.
- No!
273
00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:27,110
I am just trying to pick him up.
274
00:09:27,178 --> 00:09:29,245
- But he's stiff.
- That makes two of us.
275
00:09:29,314 --> 00:09:31,180
What are we going to do?
276
00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:33,059
We'll probably go to prison for life.
277
00:09:33,385 --> 00:09:35,084
Of course, a rich person's
prison is better than
278
00:09:35,153 --> 00:09:37,320
the most extravagant
poor person's vacation,
279
00:09:37,389 --> 00:09:38,494
but still.
280
00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,757
We have to get rid of the body.
281
00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:41,958
[THUNDER BOOMS]
282
00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,027
[CLANGING AND CLINKING]
283
00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:45,709
- Oh!
- Whoa!
284
00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:47,230
Oh, Peepers.
285
00:09:47,298 --> 00:09:49,499
[SOBS] I don't want to die.
286
00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:51,134
I'm frightened.
287
00:09:51,202 --> 00:09:54,032
- Hold me?
- Anything for you, Lady Dodo.
288
00:09:54,372 --> 00:09:56,239
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
289
00:09:56,307 --> 00:09:58,941
Hamish, we saw a gopher
in the raspberry bushes.
290
00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:00,127
Got it.
291
00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,479
- Where's the corpse?
- In the woods.
292
00:10:03,548 --> 00:10:04,614
By the servant burial heap.
293
00:10:04,682 --> 00:10:06,482
- Hmm.
- You've done this before?
294
00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:07,917
Of course. What else did you think
295
00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:09,218
I did around here?
296
00:10:09,287 --> 00:10:10,920
You've done this before?
297
00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,255
What's that now?
298
00:10:12,323 --> 00:10:14,857
Could you just make it
look like an accident?
299
00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:17,760
No, I'm going to make it look
like an intentional homicide
300
00:10:17,829 --> 00:10:19,830
and leave a trail of clues
301
00:10:19,855 --> 00:10:21,855
all leading back to you.
302
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,033
Of course I'm going to make
it look like an accident,
303
00:10:24,102 --> 00:10:25,134
you dumb ox!
304
00:10:25,203 --> 00:10:26,912
Now act like you've done this before.
305
00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:28,871
I haven't!
306
00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,773
Any more notes from the expert, then,
307
00:10:30,842 --> 00:10:33,704
before I go out there and
clean up your stupid mess?
308
00:10:33,729 --> 00:10:34,911
Just get rid of him!
309
00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:36,979
I'll pay your standard rate in the morning.
310
00:10:37,048 --> 00:10:38,047
You have done this before!
311
00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:39,115
What's that now?
312
00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:40,624
Get the [BLEEP] out of my shed.
313
00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:44,287
[THUNDER BOOMING]
314
00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:45,521
[SOBS]
315
00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,123
Hold me closer.
316
00:10:47,192 --> 00:10:48,224
Yes, Madam.
317
00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:49,738
[WHIMPERING]
318
00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,500
Now kiss me.
319
00:10:54,766 --> 00:10:55,719
What?
320
00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:57,533
[THUNDER BOOMING]
321
00:10:57,602 --> 00:10:58,734
Kiss me, damn you.
322
00:10:58,803 --> 00:11:00,253
Madam... [STAMMERS]
323
00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:08,924
[GASPS]
324
00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:10,813
Take me, Peepers!
325
00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:12,415
How would you like to be taken, Madam?
326
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,183
Any way! Every way!
327
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,718
Just tell me what to do.
328
00:11:15,787 --> 00:11:17,053
Me tell you what to do?
329
00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:18,254
Madam, I cannot.
330
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:19,740
I'm ordering you...
331
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:21,290
to order me.
332
00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:22,703
[GASPING]
333
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,428
- Lady Dodo...
- Yes?
334
00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:27,029
Get that ass in the air.
335
00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:28,164
[GASPS]
336
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,933
? Say those words to me ?
337
00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:32,668
? Just say you love me ?
338
00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:34,070
? Oh, honey, won't you say ?
339
00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:36,172
? Just say you love me ?
340
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,707
? I needed you ?
341
00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:39,275
? Just say you love me ?
342
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,877
? Oh, honey, won't you say ?
343
00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:42,445
? Just say you love me ?
344
00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:44,514
? Oh, come on, won't you say ?
345
00:11:44,582 --> 00:11:48,377
? Ooh ?
346
00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:52,588
?
347
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,124
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
348
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,758
[BOTH PANTING]
349
00:11:59,731 --> 00:12:01,964
Dodo, I'm bleeding.
350
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:04,378
[GASPS] Peepers.
351
00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,335
- Don't tell me...
- Yes.
352
00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,188
It was my first time.
353
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:14,427
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
354
00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:15,846
[YELLING]
355
00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,814
[CRYING]
356
00:12:17,883 --> 00:12:20,150
[WAILING]
357
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,115
What's wrong? What's wrong?
358
00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:23,316
I forgot my dream.
359
00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:24,550
Don't you hate it when that happens?
360
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,214
There's something in your bed, sir.
361
00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:31,391
[SHRILL YELLING]
362
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,592
I'll get the police!
363
00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,127
I'll get the police!
364
00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,656
Frederick, you old dog.
365
00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:40,400
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
366
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,540
Good morning.
367
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,892
- We're alive?
- Yes!
368
00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:48,095
The storm veered off
course at the last moment.
369
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:51,131
But the captain said that
the ship was breaking apart.
370
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,100
Yes, I'm told he always says that,
371
00:12:53,169 --> 00:12:54,732
but... [SMACKS LIPS]
372
00:12:55,037 --> 00:12:56,570
We are safe and sound.
373
00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:59,216
Speaking of which, you made a sound
374
00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:02,042
that was positively jaguar-ian last night.
375
00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:03,811
[GROWLS]
376
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,357
Well, now I thought we could start the day
377
00:13:07,381 --> 00:13:09,281
with a bit of shuffleboard,
378
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:13,238
and then begin our lives
as we've always dreamt:
379
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:14,919
together.
380
00:13:14,948 --> 00:13:15,955
Together?
381
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:16,994
Yes!
382
00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,868
Just as we said we would
383
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:21,698
whilst in the throes of lovemaking
384
00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:25,047
and believing we were about to die.
385
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,839
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
386
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,908
Okay, sweet Frederick.
387
00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:34,310
We'll be asking you a
few questions, won't we?
388
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,580
And remember to be
honest, as lies bring cries
389
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,649
to the baby Jesus' eyes.
390
00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,951
You killed the foreign
fella, didn't you, Frederick?
391
00:13:42,441 --> 00:13:43,773
What? No.
392
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,613
Don't play dumb with us,
393
00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:47,076
you pockmarked son of a bitch.
394
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,186
Ya murdered him.
395
00:13:48,254 --> 00:13:49,721
Right did.
396
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,155
Can I have some Turkish delight?
397
00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:52,523
Of course, child.
398
00:13:52,592 --> 00:13:53,658
[TENSE MUSIC]
399
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,685
Stop!
400
00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,360
First, we're gonna need you to draw
401
00:13:57,429 --> 00:14:00,363
how you killed the man
on that sheet of paper.
402
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:04,290
Aye, a hand drawn picture
is always the crown jewel
403
00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:05,957
of a coerced confession.
404
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:07,704
Fine.
405
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:11,741
?
406
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,026
Okay, okay.
407
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,313
This is where I shot the man.
408
00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:19,949
And then I smashed his legs with a hammer.
409
00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:20,984
No. No!
410
00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:22,452
No, stop it!
411
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:23,897
Put the candy down.
412
00:14:24,189 --> 00:14:27,047
Listen, that man was
smashed about the head.
413
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:31,260
So you need to draw a lead
pipe smashing his head.
414
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,264
?
415
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,519
All done.
416
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,535
Very good, Mr. Vice President.
417
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:41,321
Yes, sir, enjoy the candy, okay.
418
00:14:41,346 --> 00:14:43,480
Now draw me a naked lady.
419
00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,435
That'll be nice for later.
420
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,669
Give her a penis.
421
00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:48,137
? Prove it, babe ?
422
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,139
? Prove it, baby ?
423
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,113
Why would that idiot Hamish
424
00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:53,746
put Juan Pablo in Frederick's bed?
425
00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:55,714
I know. That's my favorite place to sleep.
426
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,616
Are we really going to
do this to our brother?
427
00:14:57,685 --> 00:14:59,054
Wait, that's our brother?
428
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:01,231
Sorry, I'm really bad with faces.
429
00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:03,467
Yes.
430
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:04,957
What? I'm an asshole when I'm nervous.
431
00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:06,764
You must be nervous a lot!
432
00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,164
And you.
433
00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:10,638
You're really going to
do this to Frederick?
434
00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:12,983
Normally I'd say no, but
he sent me to a nunnery,
435
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:14,685
so having him hang for
a murder he didn't commit
436
00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:16,554
- only seems fair.
- Someone's going to jail
437
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,255
for this body, and it's not going to be me.
438
00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:20,157
Surely they're going to find us out.
439
00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:22,026
- Should I burn my clothes?
- You know, that's probably
440
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,761
a good idea from a fashion perspective.
441
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,396
Your clothes look so bad
when you're wearing them.
442
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:26,497
- Please do.
- Really.
443
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:27,631
You just dress terribly.
444
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,233
Burn everything now.
445
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,968
Your face matches your little lace thing,
446
00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:33,204
and it feels like you kind
of, like, threw up lace,
447
00:15:33,272 --> 00:15:34,805
and then you just left it there,
448
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:36,207
and then you're, like... [RETCHING]
449
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,475
All the way down, and you're, like,
450
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,009
"This is my wardrobe forever."
451
00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:40,282
Commit suicide.
452
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:42,847
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC]
453
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,587
Well, I was thinking we should probably
454
00:15:49,655 --> 00:15:51,188
keep our love secret at first,
455
00:15:51,257 --> 00:15:53,057
at least until you've told the girls,
456
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,059
and in time, I hope they
can come to think of me
457
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,738
as their father.
458
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,696
As for the house, I
will continue to run it.
459
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:01,565
Naturally, we'll need to
find a new butler eventually.
460
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:03,734
As for the wedding, I think
we should keep it simple.
461
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:05,182
Elegant, of course.
462
00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:07,605
I was thinking an "Arabian Nights" theme.
463
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,807
Peepers, we need to talk.
464
00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:12,510
Oh, I could talk the day
away with you, my darling.
465
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:15,045
People say things when
they're about to die.
466
00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:18,215
I'm certain you also said
things you didn't mean,
467
00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:22,155
and I think maybe it's best
if we just kept things casual.
468
00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:24,019
[GASPS]
469
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:25,589
Casual?
470
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,824
Yes!
471
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,759
- Yes, of course!
- Ah.
472
00:16:28,828 --> 00:16:30,261
Casual.
473
00:16:30,329 --> 00:16:32,897
What is a butler, if not casual?
474
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:33,931
Think of it,
475
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:35,864
a butler marrying his mistress.
476
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,098
- Absurd.
- Ooh!
477
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,201
[BOTH LAUGHING]
478
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:43,804
?
479
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:46,219
I'm back.
480
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:49,189
How are my angels and Hortense?
481
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:52,326
[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]
482
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:55,470
Mother!
483
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,198
You'll never guess what happened.
484
00:16:57,198 --> 00:16:59,533
I killed a man with a lead
pipe, and then we slept together.
485
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,435
We've got the confession right here.
486
00:17:01,504 --> 00:17:02,870
- I can't...
- Shh, shh.
487
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,666
Frederick, did you kill anybody?
488
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,142
- No.
- I need to know the truth.
489
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,633
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
490
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,233
I didn't do it.
491
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,953
Well, then why did you
say all of the things?
492
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,674
How did you come up with it?
493
00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:18,879
- Guessing.
- What do you mean guessing?
494
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:20,740
I guessed.
495
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,279
Frederick, that's not
something to guess about.
496
00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:24,342
Buenos d�as.
497
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,776
[ALL SHRIEKING]
498
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:27,363
Am I wet here?
499
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:28,737
I'm wet here.
500
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,543
Did no one check his pulse?
501
00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:32,977
No, I did.
502
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:34,979
I told his heart beat once for alive,
503
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:36,977
and twice for dead, and it did twice.
504
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:38,100
[GASPING]
505
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,769
Wait, now I'm confused.
506
00:17:39,837 --> 00:17:41,003
Did I kill him or not?
507
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,073
Someone tell me!
508
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:49,030
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC]
509
00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:50,690
Oh, how was the cruise?
510
00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:52,074
Wonderful. Thank you, Garfield.
511
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:54,442
Oh, that's good. [CHUCKLES]
512
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,937
Actually,
513
00:17:58,415 --> 00:17:59,781
it wasn't wonderful.
514
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:00,930
Oh?
515
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:02,997
I met a lady.
516
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,419
Oh, what a lady.
517
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,387
I grew enamored with her.
518
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:08,801
Bewitched.
519
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:11,629
And I thought she was
enamored with me, but...
520
00:18:12,098 --> 00:18:15,725
it turns out my feelings
for her were just mirages.
521
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,916
What shall I do?
522
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,150
Shall I chase after her
523
00:18:18,219 --> 00:18:20,215
like a hound chasing a fox,
524
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,139
or does one have pride
and wait upon one's roost,
525
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,075
like the cock crowing at the morn?
526
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:30,812
I've never been anything
but there for her, you know?
527
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:33,648
And now she just treats
me as if I am just somebody
528
00:18:33,717 --> 00:18:35,475
that she used to know.
529
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,138
Somebody.
530
00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:38,729
Well, your problem is that you're looking
531
00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:41,622
for comfort and support
in the arms of a woman.
532
00:18:41,935 --> 00:18:44,603
That's like going to the
latrine for drinking water.
533
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,060
It might quench your thirst,
but you'll end up with listeria.
534
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,075
The thing to do is move on.
535
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,101
But how do I do that,
sir, when she's right...
536
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,459
When she's right...
537
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,508
Oh-ho-ho!
There you are.
538
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,299
I've been looking everywhere for you.
539
00:18:58,358 --> 00:18:59,987
- I'm here.
- Doctor.
540
00:19:00,454 --> 00:19:04,189
Prepare me something so
that I shan't feel my face.
541
00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:06,057
- Allow me, Madam.
- Oh. No, no, no.
542
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,814
I don't need you, Peepers.
543
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:12,230
You know, I... I'm thinking of it,
544
00:19:12,299 --> 00:19:14,266
and perhaps you should try a melon.
545
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,768
You know, the simplest
relationship I ever had
546
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,870
was with a cantaloupe named Luther.
547
00:19:18,939 --> 00:19:22,226
?
548
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:24,276
You wanted to see me, sir?
549
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:25,640
Come in. Come in.
550
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:27,733
Well,
551
00:19:28,474 --> 00:19:30,719
there's no easy way to say
this, so I'll just say it.
552
00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:32,110
I'm leaving Bellacourt.
553
00:19:32,179 --> 00:19:33,645
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
554
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,446
[GASPS] Another harbor cruise?
555
00:19:35,515 --> 00:19:36,587
No!
556
00:19:37,183 --> 00:19:38,302
This time,
557
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,916
I'm leaving for good.
558
00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:40,884
?
559
00:19:40,953 --> 00:19:42,119
But... but...
560
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:43,353
- But why?
- Never mind why,
561
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:45,122
- you impudent bug!
- Oh.
562
00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:47,091
You are the head butler now.
563
00:19:47,159 --> 00:19:48,492
[SNIFFLES] No.
564
00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,894
Responsibilities of the great house
565
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:52,996
have fallen upon your shoulders.
566
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:56,734
- [GASPS]
- May you join the top stair
567
00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:59,219
of the downstair life.
568
00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:01,505
Ah, your lapel!
569
00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:02,706
Yes, my lapel.
570
00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:03,959
[CRIES]
571
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:08,228
I've ripped it as sign to
signify the end of my tenure here
572
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:09,319
in Bellacourt.
573
00:20:09,319 --> 00:20:11,319
And now your tenure begins, boy.
574
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,292
Remember what I told you.
575
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:14,702
Dead eyes.
576
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,255
Dead eye. That's it.
577
00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:19,279
- You're ready.
- I'm your, just...
578
00:20:20,013 --> 00:20:21,303
my old friend.
579
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:24,232
No tears.
580
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,990
Dead eyes.
581
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,552
Dead eyes, dead heart.
582
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,342
Now... there's silver to be polished.
583
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:32,693
Go ahead, buttle boy.
584
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:34,318
You're the head butler now.
585
00:20:34,387 --> 00:20:36,296
I'm the head butler now?
586
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,519
I'm the head butler now.
587
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,296
Dead eyes, old boy.
588
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,303
?
589
00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:45,869
_
590
00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:48,862
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
591
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:55,935
?
592
00:20:55,985 --> 00:21:00,535
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