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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,354 [# Gracie Fields: If I'm A Dreamer Aren't We All] 2 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,340 # Aren't we all in search of happiness? 3 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,791 # To each one it seems a different thing 4 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,711 # To some it's health 5 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,310 # To some it's wealth 6 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,398 # To some it's more than this... 7 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,633 [man] I have not been one for grabbing life by the throat, 8 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,315 for standing up and demanding my say. 9 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:09,112 But I did at least lean forward in my chair from time to time 10 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,477 to remind fate that I was still here, 11 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:17,555 in the hope, perhaps, that she would look around, point at me and say, 12 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,950 "Crisp, your turn.” 13 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:26,951 And then, of course, one day she did. 14 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,635 His extraordinary story, The Naked Civil Servant, 15 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,758 which was broadcast last night, has been described 16 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,639 as the triumph of the resolute individual 17 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,995 against the faceless multitude. 18 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,914 He is Mr. Quentin Crisp. 19 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:57,230 As a young man, you paraded the streets of London, 20 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,188 your hair dyed, nails painted, face made up, 21 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,330 and you were badly beaten up for this. 22 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:09,354 Why did you dress like that, when you knew it would lead to beatings? 23 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:14,478 To begin with, I was merely being who I was, 24 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,676 and for that alone I was beaten. 25 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,751 So I started to wear make-up 26 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,879 because it was necessary for me to live out my life, 27 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,555 getting up, going to work, buying food, going home again, 28 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,759 so that someone could be seen to be homosexual 29 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,990 and to be a part of life. 30 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,232 So you were, uh, you were on a crusade: 31 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,994 "This is who I am. Get used to it." 32 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,752 If you like, yes. 33 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:44,390 - Did you ever hit back? - Never. 34 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,269 Because that would have been like reducing yourself to their level. 35 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,876 No. Because if I had, they would have killed me. 36 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,310 [laughter] 37 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,714 [Crisp] In fact, all my new-found celebrity meant 38 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,320 was that now my tormentors had a name to put to their demon. 39 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,398 - Oh, yes. - [man] Is this Quentin Crisp? 40 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,232 - Yes. - You're a fucking poof. 41 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,552 - I'm gonna smash your bloody face in. - You wish to make an appointment? 42 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,429 What? 43 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:20,435 I have some time on Tuesday afternoon if that is convenient for you. 44 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,828 You're disgusting. 45 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,434 [dial tone buzzes] 46 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,956 Some people in New York. 47 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,509 They've just shown Civil Servant on cable. 48 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,796 They want you to go over there for a month, 49 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,350 appear on stage and, uh, talk. 50 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,114 Talk? What about? 51 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,795 You, your life, the secret of happiness. 52 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,869 Well, it is quite a long way. Do you want to do it? 53 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,310 [# Donna Summer: Last Dance] 54 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,398 [Crisp] The moment I saw Manhattan, I wanted it. 55 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,519 It was more like the movies than I had ever dreamed. 56 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,995 - # Yes, it's my last chance - But did Manhattan want me? 57 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,991 Ooh, my, my, my! 58 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:31,433 - You got it all on today, honey. - Yes, I have, haven't I? 59 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,508 # So let's dance The last dance 60 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,468 # Let's dance The last dance... 61 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:49,112 [Crisp] The streets of New York are the closest thing to heaven on Earth. 62 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,330 Here, you are not scurrying from one place to another 63 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,395 as fast as your feet will carry you. 64 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,632 You are on display. 65 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:03,238 Without her outcasts, the metropolis would be a very dull place indeed. 66 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,352 # Oh, oh, I need you 67 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,637 # By me, beside me 68 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,360 # To guide me To hold me... 69 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:18,150 [Crisp] To succeed in heaven, you must avoid the shadows. 70 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,836 If the sunny side of the street is full, walk in the road. 71 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,720 And on no account learn the language. 72 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:30,392 The more English you sound, the more likely you are to be believed. 73 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:36,556 # Come on, baby let's dance tonight 74 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,311 # Yeah # 75 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,948 Welcome to what I would describe 76 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,635 as a consultation with a doctor who is more ill than you are. 77 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,870 [laughter] 78 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:57,510 What would you be like if there was nobody else in the world? 79 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:04,432 Who would you be if the only opinion that mattered was yours? 80 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:10,954 Because if you want to be truly happy, you must be that person. 81 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:16,510 You must search inside yourself for what is uniquely you. 82 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:21,629 When you find it, polish it until it becomes your style. 83 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,153 [murmuring] 84 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,740 It's no good being a pig farmer for 30 years, looking back and saying, 85 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,471 - "I was meant to be a ballet dancer." - [laughter] 86 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,300 By that time, pigs are your style. 87 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,912 Thank you. 88 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:51,116 I'm Connie Clausen. C-L-A-U-S-E-N. 89 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,430 I wanna represent you. You're different. 90 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,479 That's good. There's a big audience out there for different. 91 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,358 [Crisp] We went in search of the deviant dollar. 92 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,829 You should have him on your show. 93 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,755 He wore make-up in London in the '30s. They beat him up for it. 94 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,879 In spite of that, he's actually funny. Really, he's a scream. 95 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,837 I can have him at your door by eight. 96 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,309 [radio] # We got the funk # 97 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,678 Right, this is WYNY. We're gettin' down just for the funk of it. 98 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,274 Caller, you're through to Quentin Crisp. 99 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,830 [man] I been trying to get this fly girl to step with me for months now, 100 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,433 but she just keeps saying no. 101 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,913 Well, if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is your style. 102 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,389 - Hey, man. Come on. - That's you told, sucker. 103 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,232 Line five. How you doin'? 104 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,949 [woman] Hi. Hi. I just moved to a new neighbourhood, 105 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,310 and the woman next door's way above me. 106 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:48,239 She's got nicer clothes, nicer house, a bigger car... 107 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,756 No. Never try to keep up with the Joneses. 108 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,310 Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper. 109 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,991 [Crisp] But time was running out on my brief stay in heaven. 110 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,915 - You're not here to work? - No. 111 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,756 But, then, I don't think I ever did a day's real work in England 112 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,832 and they put up with me for 73 years. 113 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,350 You've no family here? No investments? 114 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,509 No. 115 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,468 So... why should we let you in? 116 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,950 Well, I'm told that the Constitution 117 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,192 allows residency for unique people 118 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,319 who can fulfill a function that no one else can possibly perform. 119 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,269 And? 120 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,300 Well, I humbly suggest that I qualify on those grounds. 121 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,310 [Crisp] I became a resident alien. 122 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,398 [woman] How do stay sane? 123 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,438 Because balancing the public you with the private you... 124 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,398 That's easy. Become the public persona, 125 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,915 - erase the private one. - [laughter] 126 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,437 What if your husband or your kids don't like your public persona? 127 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,839 Why are you with them if they don't like who you are? 128 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,753 - [laughter] - Leave them. 129 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:41,790 Yeah, OK, but what about... Haven't you ever been in love? 130 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,552 Never. 131 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,360 For people like me, 132 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:53,399 the dream is to win and to keep the love of a great dark man. 133 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,437 A real man. 134 00:09:55,600 --> 00:10:00,276 The essence of a real man is that he does not fall in love with his own sex. 135 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,668 It's impossible. 136 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,276 This does not prevent homosexuals from trying. 137 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,555 [laughter] 138 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:10,713 They pile the make-up on thicker, they sway more from side to side, 139 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,519 they camp even more outrageously. 140 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:18,834 And the more they do this, the further the object of desire backs away, 141 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,117 - his hands raised in horror. - [laughter] 142 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,316 That's so much bullshit. 143 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,677 I'm... I'm gay. I'm a homosexual. 144 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,273 You used to be a pioneer, and now look at you. 145 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:35,353 - Playing to the straights? - [indistinct muttering] 146 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:43,350 It is many years since I presumed to think that I represented homosexuality. 147 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:49,748 Now I represent nothing more than my puny self. 148 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,198 I'm no longer a pioneer because my journey has not taken me 149 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,351 deeper and deeper into the jungle 150 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:01,594 but, mercifully, out into the common light of day. 151 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,799 [Crisp] No, I will not be nudged into a new struggle with the human race. 152 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,589 Now that we've finally met, I love it. 153 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,149 [applause continues] 154 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,320 - [phone rings] - Ooh, sorry. 155 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,556 Hi. How are you? No, no, no. I got it. I got it. 156 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,317 [clears throat] Phillip Steele. 157 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,400 [Clausen] I represent Quentin Crisp. You know him? 158 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,509 He's this old gay guy, and he's extremely witty. 159 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,955 - Yeah, no, I know him. - He wants to write movie reviews. 160 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,315 I thought your magazine might be interested. 161 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,758 Yeah, sure. Yes, we would. Uh... We... We don't have a lot of money. 162 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,388 - It was nice talking to you. - No, no. Wait. Uh... 163 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:55,760 - I'm sure we can dig into our pockets. - Oh, can you? I'm so pleased. 164 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,591 So, will he kind of, uh, send us the reviews he's writing? 165 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,512 He hasn't written any reviews yet. 166 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,955 Take him to the movies, then he'll write some reviews. 167 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,678 Oh. 168 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,710 - OK. Sure. - [phone hangs up] 169 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,112 Thank you. 170 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:21,114 I liked it very much. Mr. Hoffman is a brave man. 171 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,317 A little different from the films of your youth. 172 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,438 Well, the films of my youth were silent. 173 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,556 Men were men and women were women. 174 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,290 Romance still existed 175 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,790 precisely because men were men and women were women. 176 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,635 - [Steele] May I walk you home? - [Crisp] Sadly I cannot go home. 177 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,475 - [Crisp] I've been invited to a party. - Oh, well, that sounds like fun. 178 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,758 I know no one there, but I've been invited, so I shall attend. 179 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,754 Well, if you want someone to go with you, I'm not doing much. 180 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,914 Don't you perhaps have a friend at home waiting, Mr. Steele? 181 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,275 Uh, well, I do live with my partner, Simon, 182 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,360 but he's, um, um... busy tonight, so... 183 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,231 [disco music plays] 184 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,632 [indistinct chattering] 185 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,833 Live alone. 186 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,730 The continual presence of another will cramp your style in the end, 187 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,879 unless, of course, that person is someone you love. 188 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,838 Then the burden will be intolerable straightaway. 189 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,318 You're still hungry. 190 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,948 I never know when my next meal may come, 191 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,237 but I'm told that peanuts are a source of protein, 192 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,709 champagne is good for the digestion. 193 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,348 I don't shop for food anymore. 194 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,433 I attend every cocktail party to which I am invited. 195 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:56,310 Aah... This is Mr. Quentin Crisp. All the way from London. 196 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,119 Hello. This is Mr. Steele. 197 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:03,273 - Mr. Steele rules the Native magazine. - Hi. 198 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,876 Mr. Crisp is a very celebrated gay rights campaigner. 199 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,469 You're a sort of gay hero, right? 200 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,108 I don't think that I could claim to be a hero. 201 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,396 Things must've been different when you were young. 202 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:22,315 They were. Everything was in black and white, for one thing. 203 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:29,720 - And it was illegal, right, being gay? - Profoundly illegal. 204 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,357 Now we're out and proud and we've got everything. 205 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,690 Gay magazines, gay bars, gay saunas, gay youth groups. 206 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,708 I'm very glad that I have lived into an age 207 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,873 where happiness is there for those who know how to enjoy it. 208 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,952 It must be strange, though, seeing all these freedoms 209 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,395 that you can only dream about. 210 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,711 I'm sure that had they existed when I was young, 211 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,237 I wouldn't have had the first clue what to do with them. 212 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,436 Welcome to the 1 980s. 213 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:47,636 The problem of sex between two men is not that it is dirty or harmful, 214 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,713 - but that it is contrived. - [laughter] 215 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,998 For a man and a woman, their union is taken for granted. 216 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,878 Before two men get into bed, 217 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,476 they must first sit down and have a board meeting. 218 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,519 - [laughter] - The soul doesn't stand a chance. 219 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,830 - [woman] Hi, Mr. Crisp. How are you? - [Crisp] Well, thank you. 220 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,360 [Steele] You know so many people. 221 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,829 If I have an ambition, it is to know everyone in the world before I die. 222 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,991 I'm not doing badly. 223 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,713 All right, E.T. What did you think? 224 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,314 It was enchanting. 225 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,232 I pity the little guy in the suit. 226 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,790 Oh, so do l. To star in the biggest film of the decade 227 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,509 and nobody will ever know his face, what use is that? 228 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,680 Are you quite well, Mr. Steele? 229 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,195 You look a little frayed at the edges. 230 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:53,309 - I'm fine. Fine. - Your little friend. 231 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,795 He upped and walked out on me again. 232 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:03,590 Mr. Steele, if your happiness is entirely dependent on another's love, 233 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,558 you will never truly be happy. 234 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:12,277 If your love is valuable to you, it is because you give it. 235 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,512 You must be ready to expect nothing in return. 236 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:22,119 Once you accept this, your heart will never be broken again. 237 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,554 But, then, that's... 238 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:31,477 [sighs] You have to countenance living the rest of your life 239 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,631 without ever hoping to be loved. 240 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,315 It really isn't as impossible as it sounds. 241 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,996 Well, we must put an end to this despair. 242 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,677 My turn to buy you lunch. 243 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,638 So, home? 244 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,359 Perhaps you might show me one of these places. 245 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,435 - Isn't there a bar called the Anvil? - You wanna go to a gay bar? 246 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:09,151 Uh... I don't think... They're quite wild places these days. 247 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:14,633 Exactly why I should like to go to one, see the American male in all his finery. 248 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,155 Well, OK. 249 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,193 But not the Anvil. 250 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,511 Unless you happen to have a leather biker's suit and helmet on you. 251 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,478 [Crisp] Oh, dear. I left it at home. 252 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,395 - [dance music plays] - These, Quentin, are known as clones. 253 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,596 They're all so clean. 254 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,355 Construction workers without the actual work. 255 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:46,320 They don't seem very friendly. I think, perhaps, that's my fault. 256 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,190 Well, I don't think either of us is actually following the dress code. 257 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,635 You gotta be a macho man. 258 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,831 [Crisp] They operate on the principle 259 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,468 that in order to find their great dark man, 260 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,290 they must first look like him. 261 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,590 Since clones are exclusively attracted to other clones, 262 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,719 it is impossible to rope one in without first becoming one. 263 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,753 But which of these is the original, the archetype, 264 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,799 and how many of them are merely pretenders, 265 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,918 clone admirers in disguise? 266 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,831 What is through there? 267 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,593 You don't wanna know what goes on in there. 268 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,350 I think I can imagine. 269 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,796 Guys, you're not exactly playing ball here, 270 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,748 so why don't you finish up and go someplace else, OK? 271 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,716 - [Crisp] Aren't you angry? - [Steele laughs] No. 272 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,190 Not at all. It's not my thing anyhow. 273 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,830 It's their space. They have a right to do whatever they want. 274 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,639 Their space? Hardly progress. 275 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:06,113 - A more fashionable ghetto. - [sighs] Quentin... 276 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,152 Things have changed. Gay men are partying now. 277 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,550 After all the shit they have taken. 278 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,871 You know, they're having the time of their lives. 279 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,429 And who could blame them? 280 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,958 [man] Larry, does the president have any reaction to the announcement 281 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,590 that AIDS is now an epidemic, with over 600 cases? 282 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,876 Can you turn that up? 283 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,750 [Larry] What's AIDS? 284 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,357 One third of those have died. It's being called the gay plague. 285 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,195 - [laughter] - No, it is. I mean, this is serious. 286 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,790 When one out of three people that get this have died... 287 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,740 - Is the president even aware of it? - Well, I don’t have it. Do you? 288 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,435 - [Laughter] - No, I don’t. 289 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,239 - How do you know? - [Laughter] 290 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,198 [man] In other words, the White House looks on this as a great joke? 291 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,330 [Larry] I checked thoroughly with Dr. Ruge this morning, 292 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,191 and he's had no, uh... 293 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,877 ...no patients suffering from AIDS, or whatever it is. 294 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,315 - May we move on? - Shit. 295 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,512 Sinatra... 296 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,548 No. Beauty is in the eye of the possessor. Don't let anyone 297 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,300 - tell you otherwise. - [laughter] 298 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,555 - [woman] Do you like ballet? - I do. 299 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,438 But the chief thrill of the ballet 300 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,910 is the chance that one of the dancers might break their neck. 301 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,672 [laughter] 302 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,276 - [man] Your predictions for 1983. - Things will get worse. 303 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,671 - You said that last year. - Try telling me I was wrong. 304 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,636 What... What do you think about AIDS? 305 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,671 What can be made of it? 306 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,797 Homosexuals are forever complaining of one ailment or another. 307 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,191 AIDS is a fad, nothing more. 308 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,951 [indistinct muttering] 309 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,995 You look well, Mr. Steele. 310 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,188 You always call me Mr. Steele. I... 311 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,158 Do you ever call anybody by their first name? 312 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,151 That would be impolite. 313 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,992 So... in what way... 314 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,879 ...is AIDS a fad exactly? 315 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,231 To create a hysteria around this illness now 316 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,550 would play into the hands of your enemies. 317 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:15,636 They would say that homosexuality and disease go hand in hand. 318 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:21,430 We must treat this crisis as a boring triviality. 319 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,950 It will pass. 320 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,690 Well, I hope you're right. It certainly is a popular fad. 321 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,437 The number of its adherents grows by the day. 322 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,198 I'm very sorry to hear it. 323 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,749 See, now, look, if you could say that, 324 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,674 that, you know, on reflection, you... you... you recognise 325 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,717 that, maybe, what you said wasn't... 326 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:49,670 It is my policy never to lie, never to defend. 327 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,595 To recant would be to imply that I do not mean what I say. 328 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,155 And I do. 329 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:05,632 Well, you should expect things to get a little... rough. 330 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,760 It's not as if it's particularly funny. 331 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,710 "AIDS is a fad." I've heard better. 332 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,793 I've had two theatres cancel. 333 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,509 The book tour is becoming... difficult. 334 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,393 You have to retract. 335 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,198 I can explain what I said. 336 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,592 They don't print explanations. They print retractions. 337 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,632 Well... 338 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,314 Tell you what. 339 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,552 We'll lay off the public speaking and the TV shows for a while. 340 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,952 Wouldn't do you any good to dig yourself in any deeper. 341 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,837 As you wish. 342 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,395 [Crisp] Why is that people insist I should suffer, 343 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,599 that I should be lonely, indeed am lonely, did I but know it. 344 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,431 I am not. 345 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,919 Mr. Crisp? 346 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,193 Oh, yes? 347 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:30,592 - Could I join you, do you think? - Of course. 348 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,392 - I've been coming to your shows. - I can only apologise. 349 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,518 I am able to give you a full refund, if it will help. 350 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,752 I love the way you think on the spot. The questions that you get asked. 351 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,912 I treat it like a geography exam. 352 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,640 The night before, you open the atlas at random, 353 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,316 and if it says China, you learn all there is to say about China. 354 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:04,759 And then... if the exam asks about France? 355 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,230 Then your answer begins, "France isn't like China." 356 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,389 [laughs] 357 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,718 - Yeah. - And you say what you came to say. 358 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,320 - Even if people don't like it. - Quite so. 359 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,831 I'd love you to see my work. 360 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,715 I think you'd understand it. 361 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,110 I'd be delighted. 362 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,555 And then I escaped from Santa Barbara altogether and all that shit. 363 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,431 I haven't seen my parents in a long time. 364 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,556 - No? - No. 365 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,635 Well... they'd, uh... interfere with my style. 366 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,430 It's... I'm sorry. It's just, um... 367 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,394 - It's really a mess. - House cleaning is a mistake. 368 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,599 Right. Um... Don't lose your nerve, 369 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,309 because after four years, the dust can't get any worse, right? 370 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:20,710 Oh, lovely, hearing my worn-out lines spoken by another, younger voice. 371 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,794 They're a bit... dirty? 372 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:46,557 Well, with sex in art, you're stuck with it. 373 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,188 In real life, it might go away. 374 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,512 Do you like them? 375 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,237 Yes, I do. 376 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,997 Very much. 377 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,231 They have an honest... 378 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,436 ...unpretentious quality to them. 379 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:18,756 I'm trying to depict the efforts we make to come together, 380 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,471 touch each other's skin, become a part of each other. 381 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,750 You see these efforts as thwarted in some way? 382 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,435 Futile... I guess. 383 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,589 I mean, I think it's like what you said. 384 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,751 Love is impossible. 385 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,870 I really believe that. 386 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,240 Thank you very much for the tea, Mr. Angus. 387 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,757 Oh, no. Thank you for coming. I knew you'd understand. 388 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,597 [Crisp] Yes, your wonderful paintings. 389 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,309 Well... 390 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,690 Would you sit for me sometime? 391 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,677 I'd be delighted. 392 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,996 [indistinct chattering] 393 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,119 [man] Hey! 394 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,915 Who the hell do you think you are? 395 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,955 - I'm sorry? - My friend is sick. 396 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,556 His name is Peter. He has AIDS. 397 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:53,110 His body is covered in sores. He's slowly going blind. 398 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,190 I'm very sorry to hear it. 399 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,989 You could give a shit. "AIDS is a fad"? 400 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,799 What the fuck does that mean? 401 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,320 You know, if you weren't so old, fella... 402 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,232 When you don't know jack and you talk that kind of shit, 403 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,390 it makes me so angry. 404 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,994 In which case, I must ensure that the words that have upset you 405 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,912 are never said again. 406 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,917 Yeah, well, you fuckin' better. 407 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,753 - Come on. Just leave it, man. - Let's go. 408 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,720 Limey politeness, hmm? Like that makes it all OK. 409 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,391 [man] Just leave it. Come on. 410 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,951 [Steele] I did warn you. 411 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,310 You've made a lot of people angry. 412 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,869 Are you OK? 413 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,676 Yes, thank you. 414 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,435 I hope you don't mind me... 415 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,716 ...exploiting you like this. 416 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,952 This I have come to expect. 417 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,875 I never understand people who say, "l felt I'd been used." 418 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,634 Because think of the people who've never been used. 419 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,791 Life's much harder for them. 420 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,795 You... 421 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,951 You know, I should be recording this. 422 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,300 - Do you... Do you mind? - If you like. 423 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,780 - [clears throat] - Ooh. 424 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,238 Mr. Crisp. 425 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,198 - Oh, yes? - [laughs] 426 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,318 Uh, do you think, um... 427 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,398 Is there a place in heaven for gays? 428 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,792 Well... 429 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,730 Heterosexuals imagine the afterlife 430 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,550 as a world full of light where there is no parting. 431 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,755 If there is an afterlife for homosexuals, 432 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,708 which doesn't seem very likely, it will be very poorly lit 433 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,750 and full of people they can feel confident 434 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,231 they will never have to meet again. 435 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,519 You heard about the mandatory screening programme? 436 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,398 - Yes. - What do you think about it? 437 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,437 Disgraceful. 438 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,989 It'd be good if people heard you say that. 439 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,316 - It wouldn't stop the programme. - No, but... 440 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,389 It wouldn't take much, you know, to show your support. 441 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,191 Just make a statement. 442 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,668 They're fighting for their rights. I don't believe anyone has rights. 443 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,150 If humanity got what it deserves, we would starve. 444 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:26,310 [sighs] I think I'm gonna put the cinema reviews on hold for a while. 445 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,675 I understand. 446 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,515 I don't think I feel like going to the movies with you at the moment. 447 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,318 - As you wish. - No. 448 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,112 I don't wish. 449 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:01,317 Why do you say that it is impossible for you to find love? 450 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,752 Why? 451 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,360 Because the object of my desire is a real man. 452 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,399 And the essence of a real man... 453 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,953 ...is that he doesn't fall in love with somebody of his own sex. 454 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,279 I wouldn't want me. [sniffs] 455 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,352 I don't think it's fair to expect anybody else to. 456 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,718 - I'm sure that's nonsense. - Trust me. I've looked. 457 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,231 I get my kicks in the back room. 458 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,192 - Is that wise? - I like the back room. 459 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,432 They can hardly see your face. And no one speaks. 460 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,710 - No one breaks the spell. - Mmm-hmm. 461 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:59,837 This ensures that you will never meet anyone who might actually love you. 462 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:06,111 That's OK. Maybe... 463 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,834 ...sad and lonely is my style. 464 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,795 [sighs] 465 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,593 - [indistinct shouting on TV] - [man] Aids is a disease that... 466 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:37,679 - What do you think about Quentin Crisp? - Quentin Crisp? No, he doesn't matter. 467 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,831 We used to think he was some kind of hero, 468 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,992 but it turns out he was just a bitter old queen. 469 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,435 You know, you live and learn, I guess. 470 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,636 [man] This is Stephen Adamson... 471 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,831 [dance music plays] 472 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,231 Shot, please. 473 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,712 You want something, buddy? 474 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,634 Huh? 475 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,431 Freak. 476 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:45,956 - [indistinct shouting on street] - [horn honking] 477 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,316 Hi. 478 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,510 The boys in your paintings... 479 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,192 My great dark men. 480 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,272 There is no great dark man. 481 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,193 Trust me. I looked. 482 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,952 It's not his rejection we have to fear. It's his non-existence. 483 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,349 We see him invoked everywhere, 484 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,910 but he is a fantasy, and a damaging fantasy at that. 485 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,790 You are beautiful, Mr. Angus. 486 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,951 The great dark man is not the solution to your problem, 487 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,511 he's causing it, and he could well be the death of you. 488 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,309 [clears throat] I think... 489 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,989 Well, it's way too late to start worrying about that now. 490 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,197 I think we should show your work. 491 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,997 I think we should find a gallery and show your work to the world. 492 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,311 Well, that'd be great. 493 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,380 But who'd want to, uh... 494 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,991 Who'd wanna see my work? 495 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,669 I will find a gallery. 496 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,270 Mmm-hmm. Well, it's figurative. 497 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,390 It's very gay, isn't it? 498 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,631 I see. Kind of nasty, aren't they? 499 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,396 Well, I don't think I need to see any more. 500 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,750 The market isn't really looking for message pieces at the moment. 501 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,869 It's a little bit preachy and, as I say, they're... they're very gay. 502 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,770 Works need to exert a more universal appeal. 503 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:50,190 So say nothing, and it will be a nothing that everyone can feel comfortable with. 504 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,309 If you say so. 505 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,909 Taxi! 506 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,835 Please. Allow me to help you get those home. 507 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,992 No, really, that's fine. Just... Taxi! 508 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,594 I really need to be on my own right now. 509 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,150 I'll see you later. 510 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,911 Thank you for everything you've done. 511 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,274 Hello, Quentin. 512 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,836 [Crisp] I was at least able to suggest 513 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,355 that Mr. Steele print some of Mr. Angus's work 514 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,876 within the pages of the Christopher Street magazine. 515 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,310 Sure. 516 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,557 These are great. 517 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,114 [Crisp] They did not sell immediately. 518 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,396 Then, on seeing them in the magazine, 519 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,740 Mr. Hockney purchased two. 520 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,878 This was the permission 521 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,953 that moneyed homosexuals across the world had been waiting for. 522 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,752 The young artist lived just long enough to see his work sell. 523 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,799 He died of complications associated with AIDS. 524 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,330 I wish terribly that he had lived, 525 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:59,513 if for no other reason than he had finally found the desire to do so. 526 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,750 A tenth decade and I am still here. 527 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,720 There's a man in my block who every week, without fail, 528 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:42,710 posts a gift to me through the letter box. 529 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,677 A dead mouse. 530 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,233 I await his offerings every Wednesday, 531 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,676 and I cannot leave the house until he has delivered. 532 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,998 I'm under mouse arrest until he does. 533 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,353 I think my days as a public speaker 534 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,670 are coming to an end. 535 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,330 Well... you know... 536 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,352 Good. 537 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,668 You need to start thinking of yourself now. 538 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,350 I have done little else all my life. 539 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,512 Really? 540 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,235 Thank you for helping me with the shopping. 541 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,119 I'll... I'll come by later if you want me to. 542 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,271 That would be very kind. 543 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,515 [Crisp] The world indulges itself in relentless change about my ears. 544 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,954 Let it. More people are getting what they want. This is good. 545 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:41,520 As my voice becomes less and less relevant, 546 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:45,468 I have more time to rest my eyes. 547 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,993 [woman] Wake up. Mr. Crisp. 548 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,710 Don't worry. I am here. You're not dead. 549 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,871 The front door was open. 550 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,710 My name is Susana Ventura. 551 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,800 Most people call me Penny Arcade. 552 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,393 How do you do? 553 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,551 Do you believe in postmodernism? 554 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:20,390 No. I believe that once there was modernism, 555 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,634 then it ended, now there is only decline and decay. 556 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:30,730 I think I may have just fallen in love with you. 557 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,758 Oh, dear. 558 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,157 - Will you come and perform with me? - Perform? 559 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,790 On stage. A theatrical experience. 560 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:46,318 Left wing, in your face, words, music, dance, nudity. 561 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,674 Nudity? 562 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,877 - You do the words. - And you would... 563 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,319 But what would I have to say? 564 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,472 Who would want to listen to me now? 565 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,433 Quentin, you said things would get worse. 566 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,431 You were so right. 567 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,717 We have lived into a period where protest and debate 568 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,553 have given way to buy and, hey, let's buy some more. 569 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,793 Take a walk with me? 570 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,471 There used to be a bar on this street called Ted's. 571 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,552 Now it's like a really high-end shoe shop, 572 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:36,113 but back in the day it was this sleazy gay bar with a great back room. 573 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,636 And, you know, they wouldn't let Marc Almond in. 574 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,554 - You know Marc Almond? - The singer? Yes, I have heard of him. 575 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,678 They wouldn't let him in. Too much make-up. 576 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,957 And he refused to wipe it off. 577 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,877 Something similar happened to me in London many long, dark years ago. 578 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,600 Queer-on-queer discrimination. 579 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,194 Of course, it probably saved his life. 580 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,430 Saved his life? 581 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,195 There was a disease going around that was quite fashionable at the time. 582 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,557 - Remember? - Oh, yes. 583 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,749 You still like New York. Why? 584 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,190 Because happiness rains down from the sky in America. 585 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,760 Even if that were true, 586 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:30,358 this will only ever be New York, and New York is not America. 587 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,730 Not yet, anyhow. They're working on it. 588 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,190 Andy Warhol said that, "In the future, 589 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,749 everyone will have their 15 minutes of fame." 590 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,909 Yes. 591 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,755 What he should have said was, "In the future everyone will have 15 minutes 592 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,956 to find someone in the room with money." 593 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,679 Buying is more American than thinking. 594 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,308 Mmm. 595 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,290 There's an exciting new phenomenon known as the pink dollar. 596 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,670 Have you heard? Gay men don't need to protest anymore. 597 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,380 Why march for freedom when you can buy really cute white undies? 598 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,676 [muffled disco music playing] 599 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,831 [# Ce Ce Peniston: Finally] 600 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,515 # But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun 601 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,350 # But now you come along and brightened up my world 602 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,475 These boys live for the gym, 603 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,234 probably because, with so many of them still dying, 604 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,392 everybody's gotta look healthy, healthy, healthy. 605 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,754 # Finally you come along 606 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,370 # The way I feel about ya it just can't be wrong 607 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,352 Homosexuals have always been experts in the art of hedonism. 608 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,229 Homosexuals? You're so queer, you're not even gay. 609 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,632 Thank you. 610 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,394 You said that the trouble with gays was 611 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,358 they thought the whole straight world was one big party, 612 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,273 and the only problem was that they hadn't been invited. 613 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,477 I remember saying something like that. 614 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,110 Uh-uh. They're hosting the party now. 615 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,998 Quentin, look at them. 616 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,312 To be young and gay now means your commandments are written in stone. 617 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,750 Thou shalt go to the gym. Thou shalt take drugs. 618 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:15,755 Thou shalt wax off every body hair thou hast. 619 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,152 And if you don't, you get hurled out of heaven, cast out by the outcasts. 620 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,115 Sound familiar? 621 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,358 - [horn honking] - I got you a new pan. 622 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,797 And... a tea towel because... 623 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,189 May I throw this one away, please? 624 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,992 [Arcade] Quentin, speak to us. 625 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,676 What do you want me to say? 626 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,673 Say the first thing that comes into your head. 627 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,598 I hear from my spies 628 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,196 that there is a Democrat president now. 629 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,351 [cheering] 630 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,358 I too would cheer, but I worry that Mr. Clinton might break your hearts. 631 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,715 Ooh! 632 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,633 These days America only elects a Democrat 633 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,760 so that her armies can have a well-earned break... 634 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:49,676 - [laughter] -...before returning to the fray. 635 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,400 [cheering] 636 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:08,310 I have found a new muse, discovered a new profession. 637 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,152 Aged curio. 638 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,835 - The last of a dying breed. - Doesn't it make you tired? 639 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,753 - I mean, you can't be... - Do not worry, Mr. Steele. 640 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,550 It won't kill me. A few performances every now and then. 641 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,119 No, I suppose not. 642 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,951 And a feature film. 643 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,559 In England. 644 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,330 A... A feature film in England? 645 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,311 How can I refuse? 646 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,313 For you, Orlando. 647 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,871 The house and gardens in perpetuity. 648 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,873 But on one condition. 649 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,879 Do not age. 650 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,713 Do not wither. 651 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,917 Do not grow old. 652 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,435 [Crisp] Even a marriage to oneself cannot last forever. 653 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,829 My body and I divorced years ago. 654 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,593 But we're still forced to live together. 655 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,190 [Steele] You're tired. 656 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,671 No more performances. 657 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,829 [Crisp] Mr. Steele says that I should stop performing. 658 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,109 Says we're fighting old battles. 659 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,790 OK, fine. If you feel like you don't have anything more to say, 660 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:59,509 you can go home and I'll... I'll do the show myself. 661 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,350 [applause] 662 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,151 [Crisp clears throat] 663 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,516 Quentin, what about death? 664 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,955 Is it possible to die with style? 665 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,237 Oh, yes. 666 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,791 Once you have decided you are a stylist, 667 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,509 you must keep your eye on the ultimate horizon, 668 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,194 your finale, 669 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:42,592 a way of ending it on your own terms, 670 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,992 otherwise you'll find yourself on an iron bedstead in a rented room 671 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:52,871 with people standing around you saying, "He can't last much longer." 672 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,791 [man] Watch it, asshole! 673 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,760 I wish you'd stop doing that. 674 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,277 Yes, that would not be a good way to go. 675 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:14,468 Gunned down by a policeman, that'd be dying in style. 676 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,519 Shot through the heart by a member of the NYPD. 677 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,271 You're incredible. 678 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:29,239 People ask me what I would like played at my funeral. 679 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,390 They imagine that we can look down from the cloud 680 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,875 and count the number of mourners at our wake. 681 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,112 And we won't. We'll be dead. 682 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,638 When I die, I don't care what happens, 683 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,750 to me or to the world. 684 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,591 - Thank you. - Mmm-hmm. 685 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,275 Oh! What do you wanna do with these? 686 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,518 Invitations. 687 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:17,310 To parties, picture galleries, film premieres. 688 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,395 All must be attended to. 689 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,269 Or... you could just throw them away. 690 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,793 - Won't they be angry? - No, they won't. 691 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,599 - How will I live? - Oh, Quentin. 692 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,797 You have over one million dollars in your savings account. 693 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,877 It is possible to put quite a bit by 694 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,828 if you're prepared to live on peanuts and champagne. 695 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,917 Come on. 696 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,637 Throw them away. 697 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:00,955 Yes! 698 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,672 Come on. 699 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,596 amfAR? 700 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,159 AIDS research. 701 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:29,393 I send them cheques because it has long been an ambition of mine 702 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,357 to meet Miss Taylor. 703 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,510 You send amfAR thousands of dollars 704 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,797 just so you can meet Elizabeth Taylor. 705 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,517 - And for no other reason. - None at all. 706 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,831 Uh-huh. I'll mail it for you. 707 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,914 [sighs] Right. 708 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,993 Please don't bother. Housework is a mistake. 709 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,118 Well, then, let me make a mistake on your behalf. 710 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,353 Why? It'll only raise two decades' worth of dust. 711 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,911 It's really not healthy, and you're not well anyhow. 712 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,150 He who so famously said 713 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:14,154 that after the first four years the dust doesn't get any worse, 714 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,356 he was wrong. 715 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,592 The dust took its awful revenge. 716 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,794 Mr. Steele, 717 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,919 why are you so determined to save me from myself? 718 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,959 Because, Mr. Crisp, you are important to me. 719 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,780 How so? 720 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,953 When they showed The Naked Civil Servant on cable, 721 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,510 I was still in the closet, living in Hicksville, Kentucky, 722 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,513 and... they showed that film, and... 723 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,719 - That film again. - Yes, yes, yes. That film again. 724 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,636 They showed the film and I saw what you did, 725 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,236 how you... braved them out, and... 726 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,510 ...it changed my life. 727 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:07,478 I moved to New York. I started to live. 728 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,628 And that would not have been possible if it hadn't been for you. 729 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,952 And this is the filthiest stove I have ever seen. 730 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,917 [groans] 731 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,471 What is it? Are you all right? 732 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,157 What is it? 733 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,995 Amongst other conditions, I have a hernia... 734 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,316 ...and I don't think I'm wearing the support correctly. 735 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,597 Phillip, would... 736 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,312 Sure. 737 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,197 [winces] 738 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,631 [front door opens] 739 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,869 [Steele] Quentin? 740 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:10,159 Allow me to introduce you to something called... broccoli. 741 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,831 You can't go back to England. 742 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,671 Why not? 743 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,472 You have an enlarged heart, psoriasis all over your body, 744 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,359 and you're in remission from a bout of prostate cancer 745 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,193 that you're not telling anyone about. 746 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,557 A transatlantic flight would not be a good idea right now. 747 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,312 Let me go with you. 748 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,552 That would get me into trouble with my employers. 749 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:50,350 You don't need the money! Seven hours in a pressurised cabin. 750 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,750 Your heart is never gonna take it. 751 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,675 Oh! I get it. 752 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,910 Suicide by airplane, huh? 753 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,631 I don't want you to die. 754 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,590 Why not? 755 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,111 You're too important. 756 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,753 It looks like they're gonna elect another Bush. 757 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,788 I mean, you said things would get worse. You didn't say they'd get this bad. 758 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,431 I'm not exactly... 759 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,759 ...selling the idea of continuing to live here, am I? 760 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,512 No. 761 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,874 Well, then, fine. I hope you die on the plane. 762 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,713 That way England will have to bear all of the expenses 763 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,677 and have none of the profits. 764 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,835 Wouldn't that be wonderful? 765 01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,753 What does Steele say? 766 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,599 Mr. Steele is cosy. 767 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,478 I can't leave you alone for a second. 768 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,290 I thought you weren't gonna do any more. 769 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,553 You don't have to die in England. You hate England. 770 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,998 Yes, I do, but there'll be so little fuss. 771 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,515 I'm almost forgotten there. 772 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,760 Here... 773 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,515 Here, there is just the possibility 774 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:33,878 that someone will try and rescue me at the last. 775 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:48,352 Before that... my American swan song. 776 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,910 I've been invited to do one last question-and-answer session. 777 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:59,716 - Where is it? - In a gay club. 778 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,314 In Tampa, Florida. 779 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,119 Do you wanna do it? 780 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:14,277 If only to find out why they want me to. 781 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,438 [# The Smiths: How Soon is Now] 782 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:32,798 # I am the son and the heir 783 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,750 # Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar 784 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,760 # I am the son and the heir 785 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:47,280 - Thank you, Phillip. - My pleasure, Denis. 786 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:52,436 [chuckles] I haven't been Denis since I was 19. 787 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,280 # I go about things the wrong way 788 01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:01,992 # I am human and I need to be loved 789 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:06,312 # Just like everybody else does 790 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,791 What will I say to them? 791 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,674 The usual, I imagine. 792 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:25,314 Persistence is your greatest weapon. 793 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:30,740 It is in the nature of barriers that they fall. 794 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:35,393 Do not seek to become like your opponents. 795 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:39,155 You have the burden and the great joy 796 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,198 of being outsiders. 797 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:47,273 Every day you live is a kind of triumph. 798 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,388 This you should cling onto. 799 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:56,589 You should make no effort to try and join society. 800 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,795 Stay right where you are. 801 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,190 Give your name and serial number, 802 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,638 and wait for society to form itself around you. 803 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:13,760 Because it most certainly will. 804 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:19,478 Neither look forward where there is doubt, 805 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:23,349 nor backward where there is regret. 806 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,599 Look inward and ask 807 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:31,709 not if there is anything outside that you want, 808 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,599 but whether there is anything inside 809 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:38,196 that you have not yet unpacked. 810 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,312 [cheering] 811 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,991 [# Sting: An Englishman in New York] 812 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,914 # I don't drink coffee I take tea, my dear 813 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,633 # I like my toast done on one side 814 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:21,290 # And you can hear it in my accent when I talk 815 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,113 # I'm an Englishman in New York 816 01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,751 # See me walking down Fifth Avenue 817 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,157 # Walking cane here at my side 818 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:39,690 # I take it everywhere I walk 819 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:43,233 # I'm an Englishman in New York 820 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,435 # Whoa-oa 821 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,751 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 822 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,380 # I'm an Englishman in New York 823 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,474 # Whoa-oa 824 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,791 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 825 01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:01,112 # I'm an Englishman in New York 826 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:06,300 # If "manners maketh man " as someone said 827 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,197 # He’s the hero of the day 828 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,300 # It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile 829 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:19,352 # Be yourself no matter what they say 830 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,555 # Whoa-oa 831 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,871 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 832 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:28,352 # I'm an Englishman in New York 833 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:29,555 # Whoa-oa 834 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,917 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 835 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,198 # I'm an Englishman in New York 836 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:42,559 # Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety 837 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,110 # You could end up as the only one 838 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:51,557 # Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society 839 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,838 # At night a candle’s brighter than the sun 840 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:27,270 # Takes more than combat gear to make a man 841 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,238 # Takes more than a license for a gun 842 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,719 # Confront your enemies Avoid them when you can 843 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,872 # A gentleman will walk, but never run 844 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,720 # If "manners maketh man " as someone said 845 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:49,552 # He’s the hero of the day 846 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,430 # It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile 847 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,309 # Be yourself, no matter what they say 848 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:03,330 # Be yourself, no matter what they say 849 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,719 # Be yourself, no matter what they say 850 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,869 # Whoa-oa 851 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,316 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 852 01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:16,712 # I'm an Englishman in New York 853 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,915 # Whoa-oa 854 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,356 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 855 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:25,798 # I'm an Englishman in New York 856 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,750 # Whoa-oa 857 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:30,516 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 858 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:34,798 # I'm an Englishman in New York 859 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,290 # Whoa-oa 860 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,397 # I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 861 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:43,235 # I'm an Englishman in New York # 63541

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