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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,286 --> 00:00:04,012 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:04,340 --> 00:00:06,166 So is it still there? 3 00:00:06,191 --> 00:00:07,221 It's still there. 4 00:00:07,246 --> 00:00:09,552 Congratulations. You're officially six weeks along. 5 00:00:09,586 --> 00:00:10,838 Is it always like this? 6 00:00:10,863 --> 00:00:13,206 DEJA: It gets worse when there's a lot going on. 7 00:00:13,231 --> 00:00:15,519 One of the things that helps me when I'm feeling stressed, though, 8 00:00:15,543 --> 00:00:18,225 - is running. - She told you what I said? 9 00:00:20,613 --> 00:00:22,247 STANLEY: Let's all raise a glass 10 00:00:22,282 --> 00:00:24,716 to my unemployed 28-year-old son. 11 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,886 JACK: My life, before I met you, Bec, it wasn't great. 12 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:30,724 I just tried to get away from my father. 13 00:00:30,749 --> 00:00:32,323 I've been working my ass off, 14 00:00:32,348 --> 00:00:34,621 and I am finally on the brink of something special, 15 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:37,014 and I will be damned if I let this stupid knee 16 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:38,856 destroy another one of my dreams. 17 00:00:40,819 --> 00:00:42,787 - (KIDS SHOUTING) - Stop! 18 00:00:42,821 --> 00:00:44,482 - Stop it, it's mine! - Why can't you get it? 19 00:00:44,506 --> 00:00:45,465 It's mine! 20 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,443 - You're gonna keep the boys safe? - Oh, yeah. I will. 21 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,326 - BEC: You have moisturizer for Randall? - JACK: Check. 22 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,920 BEC: And remember, Kevin's afraid of bears. 23 00:00:50,944 --> 00:00:52,411 - (CHUCKLES) So am I. - Okay. 24 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,963 Uh, the number for the campground's by... 25 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,354 By the phone in the kitchen. 26 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,089 - I told you that already. - Three times. 27 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,018 - Okay. - You really think that this trip 28 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:00,825 is gonna help the boys get along better? 29 00:01:01,301 --> 00:01:02,022 I do. 30 00:01:02,047 --> 00:01:04,261 - BEC: Because Kevin can be so... - Yep. 31 00:01:04,286 --> 00:01:06,183 And Randall is just only trying to help. 32 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,706 I know, baby. It's gonna be great. 33 00:01:07,731 --> 00:01:09,382 Look, camping's all about teamwork. 34 00:01:09,435 --> 00:01:11,079 Do you remember how the Steelers were a wreck 35 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:12,869 at the start of the '79 season? 36 00:01:14,017 --> 00:01:15,737 You're gonna Chuck Noll the boys? 37 00:01:15,762 --> 00:01:17,011 (WHISPERS) I'm gonna Chuck Noll the boys. 38 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,883 - Okay. Good luck. - Okay. 39 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:20,885 - I'm gonna tell Mom or Dad! - Stop! 40 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:23,344 - Go get 'em, Coach. - Oh! (HOWLS) 41 00:01:24,547 --> 00:01:25,750 Oh, do you guys hear that? 42 00:01:25,775 --> 00:01:26,844 Do you know that sound? 43 00:01:27,095 --> 00:01:29,596 That is the call of the wild. 44 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,141 - Hey, Kate! - JACK: Come on, hop in the car. 45 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:32,851 Your brothers are leaving. Come say good-bye. 46 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,635 Randall, put that up front for me. 47 00:01:34,669 --> 00:01:36,270 Thank you. Kev, here. 48 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,438 We are gonna have the best girl's day ever. 49 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,873 - We are? - Yeah. 50 00:01:39,907 --> 00:01:42,238 Can you say movies and manicures? 51 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,578 I think the first thing we'll want to do 52 00:01:44,612 --> 00:01:47,352 - is set up the tent when we get there. - Ugh! 53 00:01:50,703 --> 00:01:52,485 - Backseat. - I'm already up here, Dad. 54 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,236 - Get in the backseat with your brother. - (SIGHS) 55 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,099 - (ENGINE STARTS) - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 56 00:01:56,313 --> 00:01:58,076 JACK: Hey, and no Game Boy. 57 00:01:58,123 --> 00:01:59,038 KEVIN: What? 58 00:01:59,839 --> 00:02:02,105 Come on. There is no Mario out in the wild. 59 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,214 (HORN HONKS) 60 00:02:03,239 --> 00:02:05,207 - BEC: Bye, guys. Good luck! - KATE: Bye. 61 00:02:08,021 --> 00:02:10,022 (REBECCA AND KATE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 62 00:02:13,894 --> 00:02:14,918 ♪ 63 00:02:51,615 --> 00:02:52,700 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 64 00:02:56,268 --> 00:02:57,177 (WHISPERS): Hey. 65 00:02:57,202 --> 00:02:59,423 You kept my daughters up way too late last night. 66 00:02:59,448 --> 00:03:00,892 Can't even get them out of bed this morning. 67 00:03:00,896 --> 00:03:01,880 Oh, my gosh. 68 00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:03,516 Well, come on, dude. I get, I get, like, what? 69 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,514 One night with my nieces before I got to go to Sophie's, 70 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:06,778 - so sue me, okay? - Okay. 71 00:03:06,803 --> 00:03:09,602 But by the way, uh, they kept me up, all right? 72 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,116 - Really? - Annie's basically obsessed with me. 73 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,966 She keeps asking me questions about Ron Howard and Sly Stallone. 74 00:03:13,991 --> 00:03:15,521 I don't believe my daughter asked you about Ron Howard. 75 00:03:15,545 --> 00:03:16,708 - Listen, um... - Yeah. 76 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:18,812 I need to borrow a tie 77 00:03:18,837 --> 00:03:20,461 for Sophie's hospital gala thing tonight. 78 00:03:20,486 --> 00:03:21,798 - Yeah. - And make it something sharp, too, 79 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,679 because they're actually auctioning a date off 80 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,391 with yours truly to raise money for the charity. 81 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:26,501 - Told me that. - I tell you that? 82 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:28,024 - Told me that, like, four times. - You jealous? 83 00:03:28,048 --> 00:03:30,683 No black man will ever be jealous of being auctioned. 84 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:32,309 Hashtag "AmericanHistory." 85 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:33,562 Uh, question for you. 86 00:03:33,587 --> 00:03:36,000 Um, what do you think of Deja? 87 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:40,371 - I think Deja's lovely, adorable. - Yeah. 88 00:03:40,396 --> 00:03:42,255 You know, in, like, a surly, nonverbal kind of way. 89 00:03:42,279 --> 00:03:43,747 Well, she's only been here for a month, 90 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:45,751 so just tread lightly. 91 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:47,322 - What does that even mean? - It means... 92 00:03:47,346 --> 00:03:48,563 - It's my middle name, Tread Lightly. - Just... 93 00:03:48,587 --> 00:03:50,351 Oh, and don't say anything about her hair. 94 00:03:50,376 --> 00:03:51,405 Alright. 95 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:56,921 Want two? 96 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:00,367 Morning. How are you? 97 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,927 What is that? 98 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:10,870 Beth, you sure you don't want to go to this gala tonight? 99 00:04:10,895 --> 00:04:11,971 Gonna be fun. 100 00:04:11,971 --> 00:04:14,193 Oh, man, you know I love me a good Ke-vent. 101 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:17,053 But, uh, it's a little last minute to get a babysitter. 102 00:04:17,088 --> 00:04:18,655 Well, first of all, it's a Sophie-vent. 103 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,180 Uh, can I come? 104 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,072 To the gala? 105 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:29,333 Yeah. Of course. I mean, uh... 106 00:04:29,418 --> 00:04:31,567 I would have to take you. Kevin will be busy. 107 00:04:31,592 --> 00:04:33,286 Is that, um, is that cool with you, Kev? 108 00:04:33,311 --> 00:04:34,844 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:04:34,992 --> 00:04:36,881 The more the merrier. It's a great idea. 110 00:04:37,184 --> 00:04:38,700 Cool. Ow. 111 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,588 Um... sorry. Can you excuse me one second? 112 00:04:47,239 --> 00:04:48,432 What's up? 113 00:04:48,502 --> 00:04:50,080 You really think she's ready to go 114 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:52,135 to some swanky Manhattan charity ball? 115 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,612 She said she wanted to go. 116 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:55,182 She actually seemed excited 117 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,659 about wanting to do something, Beth. 118 00:04:56,684 --> 00:04:58,846 - We can't just ignore that. - What you're ignoring 119 00:04:58,871 --> 00:05:01,039 is the fact that she is crushing on Kevin. 120 00:05:01,064 --> 00:05:02,799 I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that. 121 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,596 - Hey, hey. - She's a 12-year-old girl, 122 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:06,830 and for better or for worse, not that I think it... 123 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:08,838 - Just please don't say it. - But your brother is 124 00:05:08,863 --> 00:05:09,975 - smokin' hot. - Don't even think it. 125 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:11,854 Oh, my God. This is disgusting. 126 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,097 I think it might be too much for her, babe. 127 00:05:15,158 --> 00:05:18,160 It's all those fancy people, and it's way past her bedtime. 128 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,829 - She doesn't know... - This is my opportunity 129 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,253 to connect with her. 130 00:05:21,469 --> 00:05:22,742 And I don't care if Kevin... 131 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,359 Lord have mercy on my soul... 132 00:05:24,384 --> 00:05:26,196 is the reason that she wants to go. 133 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,282 Trust me, it'll be fine. 134 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:30,485 And I get... No, I understand why. 135 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,096 But why doesn't it match what Howard has? 136 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,321 It should be a fairly easy thing to say. 137 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:36,208 All right, just make it match. 138 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:37,266 Just make the work match. 139 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:38,982 - Hey! How you doing? - Hi. 140 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:41,409 - What are you doing here? - Can I talk to you for a second? 141 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,394 - Yeah. - In your office? 142 00:05:44,462 --> 00:05:45,571 In my office. 143 00:05:51,464 --> 00:05:52,704 All right, come on. 144 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,345 Oh. (SCOFFS) 145 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:56,431 Oh, you thought that I wanted to...? 146 00:05:56,644 --> 00:05:58,424 Uh, yeah. 147 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:00,683 You said, "Can I talk to you in your office." 148 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,052 That's how it always starts. 149 00:06:02,052 --> 00:06:04,105 In the pornography that I don't watch. 150 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,308 I'm pregnant. 151 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:09,723 Excuse me? 152 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:11,449 I'm eight weeks pregnant. 153 00:06:13,571 --> 00:06:15,066 (CLEARS THROAT) Um... 154 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:19,230 S... Uh, so what you're telling me is...? 155 00:06:19,514 --> 00:06:21,605 We're... pregnant. 156 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,204 Well, that is... 157 00:06:27,549 --> 00:06:31,480 the greatest thing I have ever heard in my whole life. 158 00:06:31,505 --> 00:06:32,949 - Oh, my God. - (LAUGHS) 159 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:34,340 (TOBY LAUGHS) 160 00:06:35,539 --> 00:06:37,753 - Oh, that's wonderful! - I'm glad you're happy. 161 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:40,193 Oh, I'm not happy. I'm ecstatic! 162 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:41,418 I'm-I'm aquiver! 163 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:43,246 I'm gonna put on my happy song and I'm gonna be all... 164 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,323 No, no. Don't. 165 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,945 Right? 'Cause... 166 00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:50,621 this might not happen. In fact, it probably won't happen. 167 00:06:50,834 --> 00:06:52,446 - What? - I'm 37. 168 00:06:52,821 --> 00:06:55,141 I'm having a geriatric pregnancy. 169 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,500 - Geriatric? - Geriatric. 170 00:06:56,525 --> 00:06:58,087 It's literally what it's called. 171 00:06:58,322 --> 00:07:00,056 And because of my weight, you know? 172 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:03,113 And because, well, bad things just seem to happen to me. 173 00:07:03,138 --> 00:07:04,379 - I don't... - Okay, I get it. 174 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:08,127 I do. I do. You don't want to jinx things. 175 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:09,613 Not about jinxing. 176 00:07:10,566 --> 00:07:12,160 (SCOFF) This is about hope. 177 00:07:12,664 --> 00:07:16,292 It's about hoping that the little lima bean inside of me... 178 00:07:16,864 --> 00:07:18,166 turns into a grape. 179 00:07:18,243 --> 00:07:20,728 And that the grape turns into a walnut, 180 00:07:20,753 --> 00:07:23,425 and the walnut turns into an apricot. 181 00:07:24,471 --> 00:07:25,900 And the days and the weeks 182 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:28,203 and months of hoping... 183 00:07:28,451 --> 00:07:30,423 that it doesn't turn disastrous. 184 00:07:31,182 --> 00:07:33,738 And your hoping is only gonna make my hoping harder. 185 00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:36,161 Okay? So I'm gonna ask you... No, I'm gonna tell you. 186 00:07:36,195 --> 00:07:37,839 Please keep... 187 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:40,730 whatever hopes and dreams that you have 188 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:43,056 about being a dad to yourself. 189 00:07:43,236 --> 00:07:45,946 And never ever tell anyone about them, including me. 190 00:07:46,039 --> 00:07:47,483 Especially me. 191 00:07:48,595 --> 00:07:50,950 Until the baby's living outside of my body. 192 00:07:57,855 --> 00:07:58,939 Okay. 193 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,333 BEC: Hey, Bug. 194 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:05,432 Are you ready? 195 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,177 I can't decide between Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 196 00:08:12,202 --> 00:08:13,365 or Turner & Hooch. 197 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:17,364 Huh. Well, we can't go see both movies and get a manicure. 198 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:19,638 - (WHISPERS): Or can we? - (GIGGLES) 199 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:22,171 - (PHONE RINGING) - Hey, baby, go grab a sweater, okay? 200 00:08:22,195 --> 00:08:23,459 It's cold in the movies. 201 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:26,771 Pearsons. 202 00:08:26,796 --> 00:08:28,508 WOMAN: May I speak with Jack Pearson, please? 203 00:08:28,532 --> 00:08:30,852 I'm sorry. He's not here. Can I take a message? 204 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,025 Tell him that his father, 205 00:08:32,025 --> 00:08:34,174 Stanley Pearson, is close to passing. 206 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:39,765 (PHONE RINGING) 207 00:08:42,197 --> 00:08:43,550 MAN (RECORDED): You've reached the Willow Creek 208 00:08:43,574 --> 00:08:45,557 Campground Ranger Station. Please leave a message. 209 00:08:45,822 --> 00:08:46,822 (BEEP) 210 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:51,936 BEC: Hi. Uh, I am leaving this message for Jack Pearson. 211 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:54,647 Uh, he and my two sons are staying 212 00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:56,367 at the Willow Creek Campground. 213 00:08:56,862 --> 00:08:59,717 I need him to call me as soon as he can. 214 00:08:59,858 --> 00:09:02,913 The nursing home where his father Stanley is at 215 00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:06,141 just called and said that he's ill. 216 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,485 Jack, if you're listening, I need you to call me back. 217 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,274 How do you want me to handle this? 218 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,258 ♪ 219 00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:17,633 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 220 00:09:27,612 --> 00:09:28,838 STANLEY: Jack, enough! 221 00:09:29,447 --> 00:09:31,049 (WOMAN SINGING JAZZ MUSIC OVER RADIO) 222 00:09:33,932 --> 00:09:37,167 Now, what we're after is rainbow trout. 223 00:09:37,635 --> 00:09:39,256 What we'll probably catch are bass, 224 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,346 but what we don't want... 225 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,705 - Are catfish. - And carp. 226 00:09:43,285 --> 00:09:44,299 No carp. 227 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:46,908 You thirsty? 228 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,838 - JACK: Nope. - STANLEY: I am. 229 00:09:56,331 --> 00:09:57,369 (ENGINE TURNS OFF) 230 00:09:58,053 --> 00:10:00,096 - Be right back. - Okay. 231 00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:07,894 (DOORBELLS JINGLE) 232 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,129 (HAMMER CLINKING) 233 00:10:10,496 --> 00:10:11,675 KEVIN: It's my turn to hammer. 234 00:10:11,699 --> 00:10:12,867 RANDALL: Wait, I haven't hammered it yet. 235 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:14,519 Hey, guys! Guys! 236 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:17,671 Less arguing, more tent-building. 237 00:10:18,011 --> 00:10:19,620 - Okay. - (SIGHS) Grab that string. 238 00:10:21,046 --> 00:10:23,481 Oh, I get it. This goes up like this. 239 00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:25,252 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there. 240 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,902 - Teamwork, huh? - It's up! This is awesome! 241 00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:29,332 We have so much... 242 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:30,722 - (RANDALL SHOUTS) - (KEVIN LAUGHS) 243 00:10:30,747 --> 00:10:31,747 Ugh, Dad! 244 00:10:31,772 --> 00:10:33,106 Can you help me, please?! 245 00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:35,799 KEVIN: Help, help! The sky is falling! 246 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:37,972 - JACK: Okay. - Ah, it's funny. 247 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:39,832 - Come on out. - Did you have fun in there? 248 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,606 Get over here. 249 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,707 Over here. Right now. 250 00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:46,590 Do you think that's funny? 251 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,847 If I said yes, would you be mad? 252 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,683 He's your brother, Kevin. 253 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,340 You should be able to depend on each other 254 00:10:53,364 --> 00:10:55,644 more than anyone else, more than anyone else in the world. 255 00:10:56,028 --> 00:10:57,183 Look at me. 256 00:10:58,746 --> 00:11:00,480 You will be good to your brother. 257 00:11:00,685 --> 00:11:02,035 Now rebuild that tent. 258 00:11:03,527 --> 00:11:05,145 When you're done, you're gonna sit inside it. 259 00:11:05,169 --> 00:11:07,636 - For how long? - Until I tell you you can come out. 260 00:11:10,464 --> 00:11:11,496 ♪ 261 00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,965 KEVIN: Hey, uh... this is Kevin Pearson calling, 262 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:23,894 uh, leaving a message for Dr. Lu. 263 00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,597 I realize it's the weekend. Sorry about that. 264 00:11:26,622 --> 00:11:29,238 Um, but I am in New York right now, 265 00:11:29,263 --> 00:11:33,027 and I ran out of my prescription for, uh, for my Vicodin again. 266 00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:34,769 It's no big deal. Uh, I realize 267 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,395 we've gone through all of the, uh, the refills. 268 00:11:38,691 --> 00:11:40,816 So, you know, uh, hit me back when you get a chance. 269 00:11:40,957 --> 00:11:42,386 Thank you very much. 270 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,488 Who you talking to? 271 00:11:45,513 --> 00:11:48,910 Uh, it was Kate. She had a... universal remote problem. 272 00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:51,363 Okay, so this is option number two. 273 00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,043 Well, hello. 274 00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:56,269 Hello. I love option number two. 275 00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:59,104 You don't think it's too... flowery? 276 00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:01,427 Too flowery? Is that... Can you possibly be too flowery? 277 00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,418 No, it's great. I love it. Huge fan. 278 00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,488 Really? 279 00:12:06,604 --> 00:12:08,436 Starting a little early. 280 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,553 It's just beer. 281 00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:11,100 It's the weekend. We wrapped a movie, 282 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,249 and I'm-I'm, uh, I'm celebrating that. 283 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,148 - I'm relaxing a little bit. - Okay, well, just, 284 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:16,616 you know, try to pace yourself 285 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:18,743 'cause we have a long night of schmoozing. 286 00:12:19,124 --> 00:12:20,194 Tell me about it. 287 00:12:20,536 --> 00:12:22,936 I'm sorry, Soph. I'm just, you know, tired. 288 00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,803 - Little tired. - Yeah. 289 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,348 I'm happy to be here with you, though. 290 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,085 - Yeah. Me, too. - Yeah. 291 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,085 (KEVIN SIGHS) 292 00:12:32,925 --> 00:12:33,952 (KEVIN SIGHS) 293 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:36,811 Wasn't there, like, a-a third option 294 00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,069 you were gonna show me? 295 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:40,632 I think it's too booby. 296 00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:41,663 It's too booby? 297 00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:43,655 - Let's go with that one. - (LAUGHS) 298 00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:45,729 Does she like the dress you got her? 299 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,649 - She looks fantastic. - Hey, don't say anything 300 00:12:47,673 --> 00:12:48,796 about the way she looks. 301 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:49,952 I wasn't gonna tell her... 302 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,177 And no jokes, okay? 303 00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:52,536 You're a terrible joke teller. 304 00:12:52,561 --> 00:12:54,538 That's hurtful and untrue. 305 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,569 - I'm very funny. - Man, just be cool. 306 00:12:57,014 --> 00:12:58,483 I'm Randall "Cool" Pearson. 307 00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,577 Oh, no. 308 00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,202 That's my middle name. Yeah. 309 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:03,913 You ready? 310 00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:05,624 Okay. 311 00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:08,085 Have a nice time. 312 00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:10,751 See you later. 313 00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,016 - Hey. - Huh? 314 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,694 Cool means normal. 315 00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:14,885 - All right? - No, it doesn't. 316 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,804 Cool means cool. (CLICKS TONGUE) 317 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:27,035 You see that Michaels over there? 318 00:13:28,539 --> 00:13:29,686 Used to be a Kohl's. 319 00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:32,179 Right. 320 00:13:34,642 --> 00:13:36,804 Ah, and that Dunkin' Donuts by the light. 321 00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,585 That used to be a Dairy Queen. 322 00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:40,663 Man, I used to love me a Blizzard. 323 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,343 You down with DQ? 324 00:13:45,515 --> 00:13:47,483 (SINGSONGY): The DQ Blizzard. 325 00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:52,420 ♪ 326 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:58,996 Hi, uh, I spoke to someone on the phone. 327 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,874 I'm here for Stanley Pearson. 328 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,313 I'm his daughter-in-law, Rebecca Pearson. 329 00:14:04,072 --> 00:14:05,179 ♪ 330 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:27,647 (WHISPERS): Hi. 331 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,694 I'm Rebecca. 332 00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:37,288 Jack's wife. 333 00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:55,524 Um... 334 00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:58,894 the nursing home called me. 335 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:02,791 And Jack wasn't home, so, um, here I am. 336 00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,455 Is there anything that I can do for you? 337 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,868 Okay, well, um... 338 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:22,578 It was nice to have finally met you. 339 00:15:24,054 --> 00:15:26,328 I'm sorry that it's under these circumstances. 340 00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,600 I know you and Jack 341 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:34,030 had a pretty difficult relationship. 342 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,035 Um, that's a vast understatement. 343 00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:44,020 You sure there's nothing that I can do? 344 00:15:51,239 --> 00:15:53,863 Is that my granddaughter? 345 00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:56,931 Excuse me. 346 00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,046 - (WHISPERS): Is that my grandpa? - Kate. 347 00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:01,965 ♪ 348 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:10,746 He's coming back. 349 00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:13,762 He's coming back. 350 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,105 He's coming back. 351 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:35,653 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:38,804 I said no Game Boy. Turn it off, now. 353 00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:44,292 - Why are you so hard on him? - I'm not. 354 00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:47,592 Yes, you are, Kev, and I want you to tell me why. 355 00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:50,832 - (SIGHS) He's annoying. - No, he's not annoying. 356 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:55,449 He... He's just trying to show you how much he loves you. 357 00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:57,504 You know, it... 358 00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:02,826 it would be so easy for you to be nice to him. 359 00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:06,654 But it takes you more energy and causes more trouble, 360 00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:08,069 you being mean to him like you are. 361 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,076 So why... why can't you just be nice to him? 362 00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:11,099 I don't know. 363 00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:12,366 That's not a good enough answer, Kevin. 364 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,451 I want you to tell me why. 365 00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:14,927 - I don't know! - Is it because 366 00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:17,454 he gets special attention sometimes? 367 00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:19,604 You know, 'cause all you kids, you need something different. 368 00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,369 At different moments, you need something different 369 00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:22,893 - all the t... - I don't know! Stop! 370 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,923 You said I had to sit in here. 371 00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:27,557 You didn't say we had to talk about it. 372 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:29,769 I don't want to talk about it. 373 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:35,321 Okay. 374 00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:38,165 We'll talk about it later. 375 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,064 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 376 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,423 - (GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 377 00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:57,272 When I walked to the classroom of my new school 378 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:59,676 and saw all those new faces, I thought, 379 00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:03,676 "Whoa. None of these kids looks like me." 380 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,130 I felt like I am in the wrong place 381 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,722 at the wrong time. 382 00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:10,411 Beam me up, Scotty. 383 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,403 That's a Star Trek reference. 384 00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:16,708 You know Star Trek? 385 00:18:16,991 --> 00:18:19,380 "These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise." 386 00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:20,575 Oh, there's your brother. 387 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,579 KEVIN: I'm starting to get really uncomfortable here, 388 00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:29,541 and, uh... you know, if I could get that refill, 389 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,221 that would be... that would be great. 390 00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:33,510 Um, it's no big deal, but call me back, please. 391 00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:34,535 All right. 392 00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:37,229 Hey! Look at you. 393 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,190 - You clean up nice, don't you? - RANDALL: Hey. 394 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,824 - Good to see you. - Don't talk about her hair. 395 00:18:40,848 --> 00:18:41,848 - Really? - Yeah. 396 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,354 - All right. Uh, oh. - Hey. 397 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:45,354 - This is, uh, this is Sophie. - Good to see you. 398 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,885 Sophie's my girlfriend. 399 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:47,924 SOPHIE: Hi! 400 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,112 I love your dress. 401 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,712 I like your hair, by the way. It's very, very... 402 00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,872 sort of Halle Berry in Swordfish. 403 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,244 Thanks. 404 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,689 Um, I like The Manny. 405 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,283 You do? 406 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,337 Do you watch The Manny? 407 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,681 What's your favorite episode? 408 00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,173 Which one's your favorite? 409 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,486 "Iron Manny"? 410 00:19:04,615 --> 00:19:06,267 "The Thin Manny"? "Manny Get Your Gun"? 411 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,107 - I'm gonna grab a drink. - "Of Mice and Mannys"? 412 00:19:08,131 --> 00:19:09,103 "Manny-Pedi"? 413 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,946 - (LAUGHS) - I thought you were a fan. 414 00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:13,783 ♪ 415 00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:18,124 Hey, kiddo. 416 00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:20,249 I'm sorry this is so boring. 417 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,210 I just want to wait a little bit longer 418 00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:23,475 and see if your dad calls back. 419 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,650 You think Dad's gonna look like that when he's old? 420 00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:28,811 Better not. 421 00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,704 I don't want to get old like that. 422 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,651 I don't want my hair to fall out. 423 00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:35,476 You do have really, really beautiful hair. 424 00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:36,882 You know that? (CHUCKLES) 425 00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:39,382 You want to guess how much hair you had when you were born? 426 00:19:40,411 --> 00:19:42,023 Like, almost none. 427 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,164 - Ew! - (LAUGHS) Not ew. 428 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,796 What about Kevin and Randall? 429 00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:48,078 - Eggheads. - (LAUGHS) 430 00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:51,047 All three of you were just big old eggheads. 431 00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,423 - Totally bald. (CHUCKLES) - (LAUGHS) 432 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,634 But that's how it works. 433 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,337 Everything changes all the time. 434 00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:02,292 And when you're a mom, you get a front row seat 435 00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:03,812 to the best show in town: 436 00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:05,820 Watching your kids grow up. 437 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,984 Give me that egghead. 438 00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,593 It's underneath all this hair somewhere, right? 439 00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:12,632 (BOTH LAUGH) 440 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,937 WOMAN: I'm at this cocktail party, right? 441 00:20:15,237 --> 00:20:16,704 And they're serving 442 00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:19,882 these mini pizzas with Gorgonzola and pear, 443 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:24,676 which is just my favorite thing in the whole world, you know? 444 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:27,470 And I just panic. Bolt. 445 00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:29,983 And I-I'm standing out by the valet, 446 00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:32,169 and this guy is smoking a cigarette, 447 00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,363 and I-I just, like, ask him for one. 448 00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:38,466 And he turns out to be really nice and super cute. 449 00:20:38,491 --> 00:20:40,659 (CHUCKLES) His name is Terrence, 450 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,773 and we've kind of been seeing each other. 451 00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:46,930 But that's not the point. The point is... 452 00:20:48,574 --> 00:20:49,735 I've started smoking. 453 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,073 Vaping, actually. 454 00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:56,938 You're vaping? 455 00:20:57,755 --> 00:20:59,088 That was the point? 456 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:00,711 It's, like, a gateway thing. 457 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,775 Oh. Okay. 458 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,992 SO, TO REVIEW: 459 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,583 You exit a cocktail party 460 00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:11,076 serving delicious mini pizzas, you smoke one cigarette, 461 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,787 you meet a guy... a nice guy 462 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:15,113 whose name is Terrence... And now you're dating. 463 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:16,867 And now you're whining about vaping? 464 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:19,343 - Vaping?! - Seriously? 465 00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:21,752 You're snapping at me? Again? 466 00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:23,377 I am. Again. 467 00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:25,029 Do you know why no one's defending you? 468 00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:27,082 Because you don't have a problem! 469 00:21:27,874 --> 00:21:30,182 The people that come here have problems. 470 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,355 Real problems with real issues. 471 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,952 What do you come here for, anyway? 472 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:35,516 So you can feel better about yourself 473 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,428 'cause you're not as screwed up as we are? 474 00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:40,366 Screw you, Madison. 475 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,505 (SCOFFS) 476 00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:42,599 (SCOFFS MOCKINGLY) 477 00:21:46,618 --> 00:21:48,886 Would anyone else like to share? 478 00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:53,036 MADISON: Screw you, Kate! 479 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,565 Screw you and your terrible attitude, 480 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:58,281 and that is not an easy thing for me to say 481 00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,031 because confrontation makes me cry! 482 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,328 Why do you hate me? 483 00:22:02,353 --> 00:22:04,988 Because you're annoying and you shouldn't be here. 484 00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:06,414 Well, I think you're annoying. 485 00:22:06,588 --> 00:22:09,562 The way that you and your fiancé come here every week 486 00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:11,588 and smile and giggle at each other 487 00:22:11,613 --> 00:22:13,898 when some of us don't have anyone to do that with. 488 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:15,786 You have the guy that you vape with. 489 00:22:15,811 --> 00:22:18,013 His name is Terrence! 490 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:20,818 And he probably won't last, because, you know what, 491 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,749 nobody I date ever does. 492 00:22:23,116 --> 00:22:25,444 Do you think it's because you're annoying? 493 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,492 Oh, my God! You suck! 494 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:32,775 (SIGHS) 495 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,466 (ENGINE STARTS) 496 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,231 - (CAR BEEPS) - (CRASH) 497 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:42,466 - (SHOUTS) - Oh, my God. 498 00:22:42,672 --> 00:22:44,161 - (PANTING) - (CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 499 00:22:44,436 --> 00:22:45,598 (MADISON GROANS) 500 00:22:47,156 --> 00:22:48,551 Are you insane?! 501 00:22:49,491 --> 00:22:52,356 - (CRYING) - Oh, my God, are you actually hurt? 502 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,567 I don't... I don't... I don't know. I-I... 503 00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:56,142 I don't think so. 504 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:57,727 Kate, it was just a little tap. 505 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,392 - Are you serious? - No, but I'm pregnant. 506 00:22:59,863 --> 00:23:00,907 (SNIFFLES) 507 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,607 I just freaked out for a second. 508 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,266 (SHUDDERING BREATH) But, um... but I'm... 509 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,825 uh, I'm fine. 510 00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:09,131 (CHUCKLES): Kate. 511 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:11,924 Oh, my God, you're pregnant? 512 00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:14,731 Yeah. I know, I know. It's hard, um... 513 00:23:14,756 --> 00:23:16,400 - it's hard to believe, but... - Kate. 514 00:23:16,549 --> 00:23:18,850 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 515 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,487 That's amazing! I'm so happy for you! 516 00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:23,420 - (CHUCKLES) Thanks. - Oh, my God. 517 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,005 Yeah, but don't tell anyone, because it's still real... 518 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,041 really early stages, okay? 519 00:23:28,998 --> 00:23:30,047 (MOUTHING) 520 00:23:30,072 --> 00:23:31,290 (SQUEALS, LAUGHS) 521 00:23:31,471 --> 00:23:32,517 (CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES) 522 00:23:39,437 --> 00:23:43,651 You may know him as television's very own Manny, 523 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,921 But the next item on our auction agenda 524 00:23:47,294 --> 00:23:48,645 is a whole lot more than that. 525 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:52,654 He's starring in Ron Howard's new World War II epic, 526 00:23:52,679 --> 00:23:55,470 Hill 400, that just finished shooting. 527 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:04,559 - Oh, no, you d... - (GASPS) 528 00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:07,452 Sorry, you don't... you don't eat that part. 529 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,188 You don't eat that part. 530 00:24:09,802 --> 00:24:12,012 I'm sorry. I just didn't want you to choke... that's all. 531 00:24:12,037 --> 00:24:13,110 You okay? 532 00:24:17,444 --> 00:24:19,270 I have to go to the bathroom. 533 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:29,587 So, without further ado, 534 00:24:29,612 --> 00:24:32,694 may I introduce to you the one, 535 00:24:32,719 --> 00:24:35,236 the only, Kevin Pearson. 536 00:24:35,236 --> 00:24:36,315 (APPLAUSE) 537 00:24:36,315 --> 00:24:38,702 Uh, thank you for hitting me back on a weekend. 538 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,861 I really appreciate it. 539 00:24:40,422 --> 00:24:43,266 Listen, I was just... I was hoping we could get one more, uh... 540 00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:45,648 one more refill on the prescription. 541 00:24:45,729 --> 00:24:47,635 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 542 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,754 Kevin Pearson, ladies and gentlemen. 543 00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:53,444 Right. No, I-I understand you've already refilled 544 00:24:53,469 --> 00:24:55,077 the prescription one more time than you should have, 545 00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:56,941 but I-I don't know why it's that big of a deal. 546 00:24:57,023 --> 00:24:58,735 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 547 00:25:01,476 --> 00:25:02,821 Kevin Pearson! 548 00:25:02,846 --> 00:25:04,326 Well, I don't have a doctor out here. 549 00:25:07,408 --> 00:25:09,107 All right, look, you know what, here's the thing though. 550 00:25:09,131 --> 00:25:10,818 If you can't help a guy when he's in pain, right... 551 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,756 Which I obviously am... Then you're kind of useless. 552 00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,225 And-and, I'm sorry, I find it ridiculous 553 00:25:14,249 --> 00:25:15,560 that you're treating me this way. 554 00:25:15,584 --> 00:25:17,819 You know what, take my headshot off the wall, okay? 555 00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:20,279 It's-it's a doctor's office, not a diner. 556 00:25:20,806 --> 00:25:23,472 Hello? Hello? 557 00:25:24,183 --> 00:25:26,279 Excuse me. Excuse me. 558 00:25:39,192 --> 00:25:40,927 - (BIRDS CHIRPING) - (GRUNTS) 559 00:25:45,898 --> 00:25:47,037 Here you go, bud. 560 00:25:51,948 --> 00:25:53,106 Kevin's fine. 561 00:25:53,573 --> 00:25:54,723 I bet he's hungry. 562 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:58,981 I know that you love your brother, Randall, 563 00:26:00,044 --> 00:26:02,075 and you want him to love you, and he does. 564 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,057 - Yeah, right. - He does. 565 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,444 I promise you. 566 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:10,251 But, look, sometimes... 567 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:12,466 sometimes you got to... 568 00:26:13,134 --> 00:26:16,772 give people some space, let them come to you. 569 00:26:19,451 --> 00:26:20,671 Just got to be patient. 570 00:26:21,052 --> 00:26:22,803 But I don't like patience. 571 00:26:22,922 --> 00:26:24,381 Nobody likes patience. 572 00:26:32,608 --> 00:26:33,751 Hey, Kev. 573 00:26:34,702 --> 00:26:35,704 Randall. 574 00:26:38,866 --> 00:26:40,047 What are we doing? 575 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:42,196 RANDALL: Deja's in there. 576 00:26:43,512 --> 00:26:44,794 Is she okay? Is she... 577 00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:47,320 - is she sick? - Of me, I think. 578 00:26:47,902 --> 00:26:48,919 But she likes you. 579 00:26:48,944 --> 00:26:51,321 No. No, no, no. She likes that I was the Manny. 580 00:26:51,346 --> 00:26:54,748 - No. Kev, bro, she likes you. - (SIGHS) 581 00:26:55,252 --> 00:26:57,611 You're good with her. You're good with people. 582 00:26:58,522 --> 00:26:59,946 I come on too strong. 583 00:27:01,393 --> 00:27:03,260 That's why I'm standing out here, trying to... 584 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:05,458 stop myself from barging into the women's room 585 00:27:05,483 --> 00:27:06,917 to make her talk to me. 586 00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:10,149 Madam. 587 00:27:10,322 --> 00:27:11,329 How are we? 588 00:27:12,529 --> 00:27:14,962 I should not go in there. 589 00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:16,954 No. No, you should not go in there. 590 00:27:16,979 --> 00:27:18,259 - But I'm going to. - I know. 591 00:27:18,284 --> 00:27:19,384 I'm definitely going to. 592 00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:20,676 - Yep. - Yeah. 593 00:27:21,604 --> 00:27:23,310 - (SIGHS) - You know why? 594 00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:25,021 - Hmm? - 'Cause you care too much. 595 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,269 Yeah. 596 00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:28,482 You always have. 597 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,099 You just... 598 00:27:31,545 --> 00:27:33,972 - You feel too much. - Yeah. 599 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,359 - And I... I mean, I... (CHUCKLES) - Hmm. 600 00:27:36,463 --> 00:27:38,591 - I try not to feel anything at all. - No, that's not true. 601 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,863 It is true. It's true, Randall. 602 00:27:42,548 --> 00:27:43,722 Hey, you okay? 603 00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:46,759 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 604 00:27:46,885 --> 00:27:48,972 Yeah. Yeah. 605 00:27:50,029 --> 00:27:51,029 Okay. 606 00:27:52,427 --> 00:27:53,582 I'm going in. 607 00:27:53,721 --> 00:27:55,746 - Hey, Randall. You know, there... - Hmm? 608 00:27:57,203 --> 00:27:59,980 There could be a woman... (WHISPERS) pooping in there. 609 00:28:02,052 --> 00:28:03,054 I know. 610 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:08,871 Man coming in. 611 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,814 - (BIRDS CHIRPING) - (HORN HONKS) 612 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,318 (ENGINE TURNS OFF) 613 00:28:16,674 --> 00:28:17,744 Jack Pearson? 614 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:20,260 Yeah, I'm Jack. 615 00:28:24,355 --> 00:28:26,115 Got your wife on the radio. 616 00:28:26,115 --> 00:28:28,395 - She's patched through to the phone. - (STATIC CRACKLING) 617 00:28:29,193 --> 00:28:30,372 Did she say what's wrong? 618 00:28:30,397 --> 00:28:33,150 No, she's been trying to reach you all day. Just push to talk. 619 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,326 (STATIC CRACKLING) 620 00:28:36,351 --> 00:28:38,245 Bec? Bec, what's wrong? 621 00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:40,096 Yeah, every-everybody's fine. Everything's okay. 622 00:28:40,121 --> 00:28:42,036 Um, I just, uh... 623 00:28:43,145 --> 00:28:46,880 The nursing home where your dad is at called. 624 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,534 My dad? 625 00:28:49,953 --> 00:28:52,896 And I couldn't get ahold of you, so I came. 626 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,508 You're not mad at me, are you? 627 00:28:55,508 --> 00:28:59,084 Wait, y-you're at my father's nursing home? 628 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:00,580 Wh-What's wrong with him? 629 00:29:01,112 --> 00:29:02,957 He's old. 630 00:29:03,669 --> 00:29:06,486 I think it's, uh, cirrhosis. 631 00:29:06,939 --> 00:29:08,051 But he's... 632 00:29:09,947 --> 00:29:11,129 dying, Jack. 633 00:29:11,154 --> 00:29:14,554 I mean, I don't think that he really has much time left. 634 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:21,053 Do you... want to come back? 635 00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:33,536 No, uh, I'm gonna stay here with the boys. 636 00:29:33,928 --> 00:29:35,019 Are you sure? 637 00:29:37,592 --> 00:29:38,749 Yeah, I'm sure. 638 00:29:40,265 --> 00:29:43,648 I mean, is there anything that you want me to... tell him? 639 00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:51,962 No. 640 00:29:53,646 --> 00:29:56,217 No, that man's been dead to me for a long time. 641 00:30:01,695 --> 00:30:03,632 How are... how are the boys doing? 642 00:30:05,844 --> 00:30:09,101 Well, baby steps, but... we'll get there. 643 00:30:10,903 --> 00:30:12,408 You are a miracle. 644 00:30:12,925 --> 00:30:14,127 You know that, Jack? 645 00:30:14,868 --> 00:30:17,939 Coming from your dad and being the dad that you are, 646 00:30:17,964 --> 00:30:19,940 you are a freaking miracle. 647 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:25,498 Yeah, well, takes one to know one, Bec. 648 00:30:28,582 --> 00:30:29,638 I love you. 649 00:30:30,391 --> 00:30:31,515 I love you, too. 650 00:30:32,975 --> 00:30:33,975 Bye. 651 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:35,834 ♪ 652 00:30:57,502 --> 00:30:58,533 Hey, babe? 653 00:30:58,620 --> 00:30:59,642 Yeah? 654 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,924 Uh, so, I got good and bad news. 655 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:06,495 Uh-oh. Always bad news first. 656 00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:09,275 (SIGHS) I banged up the car. 657 00:31:09,463 --> 00:31:10,658 What? Are you all right? 658 00:31:10,844 --> 00:31:13,654 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. It was just a fender bender. 659 00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:15,556 (EXHALES) Okay. 660 00:31:16,404 --> 00:31:17,814 And the good news? 661 00:31:18,015 --> 00:31:20,361 The person I got in the accident with was Madison. 662 00:31:20,522 --> 00:31:22,490 - Did you kill her? - No. 663 00:31:22,524 --> 00:31:24,306 Oh. I thought you said it was good news. 664 00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:25,978 But I did tell her that we were pregnant. 665 00:31:26,744 --> 00:31:27,885 - What? - Mm-hmm. 666 00:31:27,955 --> 00:31:28,931 And? 667 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:30,799 And it actually felt good saying it out loud. 668 00:31:30,996 --> 00:31:31,986 Really? 669 00:31:32,011 --> 00:31:34,646 - And I want you to come with me. - Okay, where are we going? 670 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:36,011 - Just come with me. - Okay, where we going? 671 00:31:36,035 --> 00:31:37,706 - Don't ask questions. - I'm right behind you. 672 00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:38,948 - I'm not gonna ask any questions. - Okay. 673 00:31:38,972 --> 00:31:39,972 Where are we going? 674 00:31:41,314 --> 00:31:42,579 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 675 00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:47,400 Ah, sorry about that. Mwah. 676 00:31:47,425 --> 00:31:50,017 How are you? So, what, uh... 677 00:31:50,705 --> 00:31:51,744 what'd I miss? 678 00:31:53,002 --> 00:31:54,017 Huh? 679 00:31:54,098 --> 00:31:55,841 You see that nice lady over there? 680 00:31:57,994 --> 00:31:59,999 - KEVIN: Uh-huh. - She bought you. 681 00:32:00,757 --> 00:32:01,863 14 grand. 682 00:32:03,705 --> 00:32:04,824 (SIGHS) 683 00:32:06,199 --> 00:32:08,340 Oh. (STAMMERS) Like, I missed it? 684 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:09,599 That you did. 685 00:32:12,426 --> 00:32:14,699 - Oh, wow. - Where the hell were you, Kevin? 686 00:32:14,825 --> 00:32:16,293 Uh, I was in the... 687 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,840 Ron called, you know? 688 00:32:18,865 --> 00:32:21,011 Something about dailies and we need to reshoot a few things, 689 00:32:21,035 --> 00:32:23,301 I guess, or he thinks maybe we do, maybe we don't... 690 00:32:23,326 --> 00:32:24,566 You embarrassed me. 691 00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:27,824 You embarrassed me in front of my friends 692 00:32:28,765 --> 00:32:30,246 and coworkers. 693 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:35,738 You're not gonna say anything? 694 00:32:35,763 --> 00:32:38,083 I don't know what you want me to say though, you know? I... 695 00:32:38,902 --> 00:32:39,902 I'm sorry. 696 00:32:39,927 --> 00:32:41,840 Why? Why did you choose to get drunk? 697 00:32:41,865 --> 00:32:43,707 - Tonight. My night. - Okay, calm down. 698 00:32:43,732 --> 00:32:45,366 This wasn't like somebody, you know... 699 00:32:45,391 --> 00:32:47,028 Like, it wasn't a choice. I didn't plan it. 700 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,810 Really? Somebody just put a gun to your head 701 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:50,107 and told you to drink a dozen bourbons? 702 00:32:50,131 --> 00:32:52,433 Okay. All right. Look, here we go. Pile on, Sophie. The... 703 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:53,888 - Jump in, the water's warm. - Oh, no. 704 00:32:53,912 --> 00:32:56,293 Don't you do that. Don't you make me the nagging girlfriend 705 00:32:56,318 --> 00:32:58,926 - when you were a jerk. That... - Okay. All right. No, no. Okay. 706 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:03,293 (WHISPERS): I'm sorry. 707 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:05,855 I'm sorry, okay? 708 00:33:07,707 --> 00:33:10,269 You're right. I'm-I'm just... I'm, you know... 709 00:33:10,514 --> 00:33:11,590 You're what? 710 00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:15,933 You're what, Kevin? 711 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,633 You've been weird ever since you got back to New York. 712 00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:21,980 - Have I? Okay. - Yeah. 713 00:33:22,005 --> 00:33:25,097 You know, I-I never should have agreed 714 00:33:25,122 --> 00:33:26,847 to come here tonight, okay? 715 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,394 I didn't want to let you down, that's the truth, but I am... 716 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,832 I'm exhausted, you know? 717 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,558 Now, look, I-I'm gonna... I-I got to get... 718 00:33:40,638 --> 00:33:43,379 I probably just need some air, so I'm gonna go, you know... 719 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,996 I'll meet you back at your place, okay? 720 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,738 ♪ 721 00:34:09,343 --> 00:34:11,622 DEJA: You gonna stand out there forever? 722 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:14,651 Yep. 723 00:34:17,395 --> 00:34:19,318 You can't grab me like that. 724 00:34:26,459 --> 00:34:29,052 The second-to-last home was the worst. 725 00:34:30,429 --> 00:34:33,091 I was always in trouble there. We all were. 726 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:40,474 It was because of the magazines. 727 00:34:42,903 --> 00:34:45,333 Foster mom, Alice, 728 00:34:46,263 --> 00:34:50,232 she had these subscriptions to all the beauty magazines... 729 00:34:51,292 --> 00:34:53,989 Glamour, Vogue, Cosmo. 730 00:34:56,264 --> 00:34:59,021 I think her boyfriend knew that we thought it was funny, 731 00:34:59,984 --> 00:35:01,652 'cause she was ugly. 732 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:02,795 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 733 00:35:04,717 --> 00:35:06,560 She was butt-ugly. 734 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,669 That's why he used them on us. 735 00:35:12,591 --> 00:35:13,841 The magazines. 736 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:19,107 Because they didn't bruise much. 737 00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,138 That's why I don't like being grabbed. 738 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:30,583 ♪ 739 00:35:33,468 --> 00:35:34,607 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 740 00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:59,268 - Okay. - Okay. 741 00:35:59,299 --> 00:36:02,319 So you can tell anyone in here. 742 00:36:02,635 --> 00:36:03,870 And then we'll never come here again. 743 00:36:03,894 --> 00:36:05,057 - Anyone in here? - Yeah. 744 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:06,525 Okay, do I have to speak in code? 745 00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:07,690 Uh, 'cause I don't think they're gonna get it. 746 00:36:07,714 --> 00:36:10,563 No. Go crazy. Use the "P" word. 747 00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:13,016 - Bold move. I like it. - Mm. 748 00:36:13,525 --> 00:36:15,189 Um, I think that's my dude. 749 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,924 Just-just wait right here, okay? 750 00:36:16,949 --> 00:36:18,275 - Okay. - All right. 751 00:36:18,986 --> 00:36:20,946 Uh, excuse me, my good man. 752 00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:26,350 Do you think that you could play just one song for me 753 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,843 - on your house system? - Uh... 754 00:36:27,843 --> 00:36:29,521 Just, uh, hear me out. Um... 755 00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:30,923 You see that beautiful woman over there? 756 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:34,243 She is pregnant with my child. 757 00:36:34,595 --> 00:36:36,126 Well, congrats, man. That's awesome. 758 00:36:36,151 --> 00:36:38,377 Thanks. So, what do you say? 759 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:40,380 (EXHALES) 760 00:36:40,758 --> 00:36:42,134 - One song. Great. - Just this once. 761 00:36:42,134 --> 00:36:43,974 Okay, it's my happy song, and it's all cued up. 762 00:36:44,232 --> 00:36:46,265 Uh, he's just gonna charge it a little for me. 763 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:47,828 Those batteries, they go... (WHOOSHES) 764 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:50,131 So he's just gonna charge it. 765 00:36:50,187 --> 00:36:51,897 ("ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU" BY HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH PLAYING) 766 00:36:51,921 --> 00:36:53,478 - Toby? - What? 767 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:55,222 - Tobias? - I'm sorry. 768 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,749 I'm sorry, I... had to. 769 00:36:58,222 --> 00:37:02,715 ♪ You and me, we come from different worlds... ♪ 770 00:37:03,383 --> 00:37:04,706 How's it going? We're pregnant. 771 00:37:04,731 --> 00:37:05,945 Hi there. We're having a baby. 772 00:37:05,945 --> 00:37:07,579 ♪ When I look at other girls ♪ 773 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:09,553 ♪ Sometimes you're crazy ♪ 774 00:37:09,578 --> 00:37:11,803 ♪ And you wonder why ♪ 775 00:37:11,932 --> 00:37:15,881 ♪ I'm such a baby 'cause the Dolphins make me cry ♪ 776 00:37:15,906 --> 00:37:18,537 ♪ Well, there's nothing I can do ♪ 777 00:37:19,238 --> 00:37:21,412 ♪ I've been looking for a girl like you... ♪ 778 00:37:21,437 --> 00:37:22,437 (KATE SHRIEKS) 779 00:37:22,471 --> 00:37:23,514 (LAUGHING) 780 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,289 All right, we can go now. 781 00:37:26,525 --> 00:37:29,658 ♪ You look at me, you got nothing left to say. ♪ 782 00:37:30,179 --> 00:37:31,599 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) 783 00:37:32,731 --> 00:37:33,880 (MUSIC STOPS) 784 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:35,655 (SIGHS) 785 00:37:44,282 --> 00:37:45,482 ♪ 786 00:38:19,114 --> 00:38:20,743 Are these cold yet? 787 00:38:21,249 --> 00:38:23,889 ♪ 788 00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:29,486 You guys have one of those for me? 789 00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:31,394 Here. 790 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,499 (GRUNTS) Hand me that bag. 791 00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:40,611 You better spin that one. 792 00:38:41,734 --> 00:38:43,010 (CHUCKLES) Ooh! Ooh! 793 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:54,914 Jack's not coming. 794 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,850 ("BALLAD OF THE DYING MAN" BY FATHER JOHN MISTY PLAYING) 795 00:39:18,906 --> 00:39:20,221 Just so you know, 796 00:39:21,006 --> 00:39:23,995 your son is a great father 797 00:39:24,020 --> 00:39:26,814 and provider and husband. 798 00:39:28,019 --> 00:39:30,025 You think you screwed him up, but you didn't. 799 00:39:30,545 --> 00:39:32,556 - You only made him stronger. - (HOWLING) 800 00:39:33,181 --> 00:39:34,337 (ALL HOWLING) 801 00:39:35,768 --> 00:39:40,507 ♪ Naturally the dying man wonders to himself... ♪ 802 00:39:40,532 --> 00:39:41,735 (HOWLING CONTINUES) 803 00:39:42,689 --> 00:39:45,224 ♪ Had his commentary been more lucid ♪ 804 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,918 - ♪ Than anybody else? ♪ - (HORN HONKS) 805 00:39:48,538 --> 00:39:52,171 ♪ And had he successfully beaten ♪ 806 00:39:52,196 --> 00:39:54,097 ♪ Back the rising tide... ♪ 807 00:39:54,204 --> 00:39:55,273 - Hi! - Hi! 808 00:39:55,298 --> 00:39:56,671 (LAUGHS): I missed you. 809 00:39:58,105 --> 00:39:59,210 Hey, bud. 810 00:39:59,349 --> 00:40:00,782 - It was so awesome. - Yeah? 811 00:40:00,949 --> 00:40:02,665 - Gonna get you! - (KIDS CHATTERING PLAYFULLY) 812 00:40:02,689 --> 00:40:03,765 (REBECCA LAUGHS) 813 00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:09,007 ♪ Lord, just a little more ♪ 814 00:40:09,369 --> 00:40:11,484 ♪ Time ♪ 815 00:40:19,214 --> 00:40:20,421 ♪ Oh, in ♪ 816 00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:26,160 ♪ No time at all ♪ 817 00:40:26,185 --> 00:40:30,216 ♪ This'll be the distant ♪ 818 00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:31,778 ♪ Past... ♪ 819 00:40:32,835 --> 00:40:36,006 Hi, um, this is Kevin Pearson, the actor. 820 00:40:36,031 --> 00:40:38,834 Listen, I was, um, a patient of Dr. Miller's 821 00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:40,345 a couple years ago. 822 00:40:42,097 --> 00:40:43,598 I'm in a lot of pain, 823 00:40:43,631 --> 00:40:47,723 so, uh, call me back, please. 824 00:40:47,723 --> 00:40:50,058 ♪ Time at all ♪ 825 00:40:50,092 --> 00:40:53,829 ♪ This'll be the distant ♪ 826 00:40:53,862 --> 00:40:56,064 ♪ Past ♪ 827 00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:00,869 ♪ What he'd give for one more day... ♪ 828 00:41:00,903 --> 00:41:02,204 BOY: Where are we? 829 00:41:02,237 --> 00:41:04,807 (grunts, sighs) 830 00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:09,902 Look who finally woke up. 831 00:41:11,253 --> 00:41:12,299 Where's Dad? 832 00:41:12,605 --> 00:41:13,928 In there. 833 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,237 When's he coming back? 834 00:41:16,826 --> 00:41:18,828 Probably not for a while. 835 00:41:18,861 --> 00:41:21,663 But don't worry, Nicky, I'm not going anywhere. 836 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:25,100 I'm not going anywhere. 837 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,105 ♪ Eventually the dying man ♪ 838 00:41:30,139 --> 00:41:32,374 ♪ Takes his final breath ♪ 839 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,478 ♪ But first checks his news feed ♪ 840 00:41:36,511 --> 00:41:40,049 ♪ To see what he's about to miss ♪ 841 00:41:40,382 --> 00:41:43,318 ♪ It occurs to him ♪ 842 00:41:43,352 --> 00:41:46,117 ♪ A little late in the game ♪ 843 00:41:46,355 --> 00:41:50,987 ♪ We leave as clueless as we came ♪ 844 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:53,796 ♪ From the rented heavens ♪ 845 00:41:53,829 --> 00:41:56,966 ♪ To the shadows in the cave ♪ 846 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:01,036 ♪ We'll all be wrong ♪ 847 00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:04,239 ♪ Someday ♪ 848 00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:10,079 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 849 00:42:14,216 --> 00:42:17,987 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 850 00:42:23,358 --> 00:42:25,527 (boys chattering excitedly) 851 00:42:27,362 --> 00:42:35,037 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 60614

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