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It's a story that might bore you,
but you don't have to listen,
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because I always knew
it was going to be like that.
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And it was, I think,
in that last year, or weekend-
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really a Friday in December
at Camden-
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and this was years ago,
when I was a different person
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and I was so drunk that
I ended up losing my virginity.
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I lost it to some guy who I thought
was a Ceramics major,
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but was actually
either a NYU film student
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who was just up to Camden
for the "End of the World,"
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or a townie.
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I actually had my eye
on someone else that night - Victor.
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I'm telling you,
with European girls,
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it's just a numbers game.
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If you stand in any major European
city on any fucking corner,
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and consecutively ask every girl
that walks by if she'll fuck you,
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one out of 20 will say "yes. "
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A junior, a Drama major,
just back from Europe...
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only a little gay,
with flecked blond hair,
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a great body
and these amazing gray eyes.
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Bam- 20th one, you're fucking.
Right there.
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It's a confirmed statistic,
my man.
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But Victor was fucking
my roommate, Lara.
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She gave him mono
before he dumped her.
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I'm told that later,
after I left Camden,
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she got really drunk and went
wandering through Windham House,
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and did the whole
football team.
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White girl...
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She's now married to a senator
and has four kids.
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How time distorts things.
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So you know the movie
I'm talking about?
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It was wrongfully labeled
"A Tarantino Film,"
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even though he was just credited
as executive producer.
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So this guy
from NYU, or whatever-
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who wasn't even
a good Victor facsimile-
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and I were talking
on this ratty old couch.
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I'm sure you've seen this movie,
this Russian classic,
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- "The Man with the Camera"?
- Yep, yep.
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I kept agreeing with his likes
and dislikes, all the time thinking
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that while he might not be Victor,
he was cute enough.
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It's real.
It's like real... shit.
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I was sure that I was mispronouncing
all these filmmakers' names,
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remembering
all the wrong actors,
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naming the wrong cinematographers,
but I wanted him.
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...I see the same kind
of "silent movie actress" quality.
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Seriously, has anyone ever told you
you look like Clara Bow?
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Because you do, I'm serious.
I'm telling you.
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I know these things, and...
and...
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I could see that his gaze was
drifting towards Kristin Notneff.
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And she was looking back at him
with confidence, because she knew
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that underneath her clothes
she was wearing a black bra
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with matching black lace panties,
which I wasn't.
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Um, I'm sorry,
what was I talking about?
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But I had the next best thing.
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I've got a joint
in my room.
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Except it wasn't my room.
It was Lorna Slavin's room,
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who was off-campus
at her boyfriend's house,
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probably swallowing
his DNA.
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And I didn't have
a joint either,
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and if I did,
I didn't know where it was,
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because it would have been
Lorna Slavin's joint.
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He wouldn't have cared
if I had one or not.
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I must have passed out
around then.
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When I came to,
he was already fucking me,
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but he didn't know that I was
a virgin and that it hurt.
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Not that badly- only
a little bit of sharp pain,
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but not as bad as I had been
taught to expect-
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but not exactly
pleasant, either.
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That's when I heard
another voice in the room.
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Now, I want you to do her
like Ron Jeremy would.
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I remember
the weight on the bed shifting,
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and realizing
that this person behind me
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wasn't the NYU film student guy,
but somebody else.
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Oh, my God,
it was some townie.
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I had actually
lost my virginity to a townie.
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This wouldn't
have happened with Victor.
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He would have taken me gently
in his big, strong Drama major arms,
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and undressed me
quietly and expertly,
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taken my bra off
with grace and ease.
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And it probably wouldn't
have hurt.
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I should have given myself to Victor
last term when I had the chance.
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Dude, we had to put
the keg somewhere.
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Don't put it there,
it's blocking my shot.
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Now get the fuck out of here
before you ruin my movie.
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I always knew
it would be like this.
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I just get the feeling
my life lacks forward momentum.
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Like everything is
moving by so quickly
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that time just seems
to stop.
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Sometimes I can't
believe the shit
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that spills out
of my mouth.
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So while I talk about
God knows what,
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I let my eyes
drift across the room,
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as my mouth allows thoughts
to drop out of my brain
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and roll off my tongue
like gumballs,
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I imagine all the things
in life that never were,
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and all the things
that could have been.
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He'll do.
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I like this song.
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Gay song, definitely.
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Do you have any E?
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That shit makes
your spinal fluid run backwards.
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- I may have some up in my room.
- You're game, right?
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No one's
twisting your arm.
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I don't even know why
I'm trying to convince you.
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Let's do it.
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I think it's kicking in.
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I feel it now, too.
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The truth is,
I feel nothing.
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What the fuck!
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- Sorry, I thought you were gay.
- Fuck you, I'm no fag!
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You sure about that?
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I definitely detect a certain
"faggy-ness" to you.
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Get the fuck outta here,
you fucking homo!
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I'm not gay.
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You're lucky
I don't kill you.
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Luck has nothing
to do with it.
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Everything
is preordained.
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Manifest destiny.
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You can stop time from happening
no more than you can will
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the oceans
to overwhelm the world,
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or to cause the moon
to drop from her outer sphere.
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Three months later,
the handsome dunce
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had an affair
with a friend of mine.
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Within a year,
he was a full-blown queen
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and telling people
I couldn't get it up.
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Luck has nothing
to do with anything.
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A great numb feeling
washes over me
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as I let go of the past
and look forward to the future.
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I pretend
to be a vampire.
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I don't really need to pretend,
because that's who I am,
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an emotional vampire.
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I've just come
to expect it-
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that vampires are real,
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that I was born this way,
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that I feed off of other
people's real emotions.
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I search
for this night's prey.
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Who will it be?
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You look familiar-
have we met?
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I think I fucked her somewhere
toward the beginning of term,
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the "Wet Wednesday" party.
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No.
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00:12:04,612 --> 00:12:07,491
- What's your name?
- Peter.
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Really?
Aren't you a senior?
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00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:12,955
No, a freshman.
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00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:15,666
Really?
I thought you were older.
145
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No, I'm a freshman.
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Peter.
Peter the freshman.
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She has dick-sucking lips,
so I consider the options.
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I leave right now,
go back to my room,
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play the guitar...
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masturbate to broadband-speed
Internet porn...
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I'm going
to come on those tits.
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...go to sleep.
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Or...
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I could play "Quarters"
with Dickie and Quinlivan
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and that dumb guy from LA.
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Or I could take her
to the Carousel for some coffee
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and ditch her there
with the bill.
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00:13:03,676 --> 00:13:06,095
Or I could take her back
to my room,
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hope the Frog is gone,
get stoned and fuck her.
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So, what do you think?
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What do I think?
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I think, why not?
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Rock and roll.
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She slowly followed me
back to my dorm room
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like she knew
this would happen,
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too eager,
too stunned to speak.
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I was so excited,
I couldn't stop shaking
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and I dropped the key
when I tried to unlock the door.
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She sat on the bed and I played
her a song I had written myself,
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then segued into one
by Counting Crows.
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I played it quietly and sang
the lyrics slowly and softly.
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She was so moved that
she actually started to cry.
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# I'm not ready
for this sort of thing... #
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Maybe it was the Ecstasy
I'm pretty sure she was on.
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Maybe it was that she thought
she really loved me.
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But when he kissed her on the
lips, he instantly went hard.
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She was crying,
her face was slick,
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but she let him
pull her clothes off.
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She smelled like sweet fruit.
She was small, too.
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Her pubic hair
was light and sparse.
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Yet, when he fingered her,
he didn't feel anything-
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she wasn't getting wet,
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even though she was
making soft little moans.
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He was semi-stiff
and losing his erection.
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Something was wrong,
something was missing,
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he didn't know what.
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Confused,
he started to fuck her.
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Before he came, it hit him-
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he can't remember the last time
he had sex sober.
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Peter! Oh, Peter!
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Fuck!
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# This is stranger
than I thought #
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# Six different ways
inside my heart #
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# And everyone
I'll keep tonight #
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# Six different ways
go deep inside #
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# I'll tell them
anything at all #
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# I know I'll give them
more and more... #
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# I'll tell them
anything at all #
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# I know I'll give
the world and more #
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# They think I'm
on my hands and head #
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00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,661
# This time
they're much too slow #
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# Six sides
to every lie I say #
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# It's that American
voice again #
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# It was never quite
like this before #
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# Not one of you
is the same #
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# To do do do... #
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You sneaky bitch.
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Got you.
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You're mine now
for the rest of the day,
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week, month, year, life.
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Have you guessed who I am?
Sometimes I think you have.
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Sometimes,
when you're scanning a crowd,
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I feel those sultry dark eyes
of yours stop on me.
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Are you too afraid to come up to me
and let me know how you feel?
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I want to moan
and writhe with you,
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and I want to go up to you
and kiss your mouth
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and pull you to me and say,
'Love you, love you,'
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while stripping.
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I want you so bad it stings.
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I want to kill the ugly girls
you're always with.
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Do you really like those boring,
naive, coy, calculating girls,
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or is it just for sex?
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The seeds of love
have taken hold,
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and if we won't burn together,
I'll burn alone. "
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# This is stranger
than I ever thought. #
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What?
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00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:13,135
How'd she do that?
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Blood clot.
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What's going on?
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You're gonna have
to sell that bike of yours,
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- that's what's going on.
- Why?
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Where's my money,
college boy?
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00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,793
Do you take
American Express?
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That's not funny.
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You like that?
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00:20:51,218 --> 00:20:53,262
They taught it
to me in the Army.
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One of 17 hand-to-hand
combat methods
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of rendering
your enemy defenseless.
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00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:00,770
Now, all I got to do
is apply positive pressure
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to rip your carpals free
from your metacarpals,
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00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:05,817
and you will be unable
to operate your weapon!
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00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:08,361
I'm not your enemy, Rupert,
and I don't have a weapon.
243
00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:13,159
That's why you get
a little time, homes.
244
00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:28,759
You want some coke?
245
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,011
Sure.
246
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:34,014
Then buy some
of your own, bitch.
247
00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:37,226
Get the fuck out of my crib
and get me my money.
248
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:40,062
There's an Orgy Night
at Booth House.
249
00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:42,065
I'm scoring for a bunch
of freshman.
250
00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:45,026
They're rich, they want cocaine,
they'll pay premium to get it.
251
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:47,111
What do you think?
252
00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:52,825
I think you're a rich
motherfucking motherfucker,
253
00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:56,997
who owes me a shitload
of motherfucking cash.
254
00:21:57,039 --> 00:22:00,292
That's what I think, you rich
motherfucking motherfucker.
255
00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:02,586
You want some blow,
motherfucker?
256
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:06,257
You bring me my motherfucking
cash, motherfucker! Fuck you!
257
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,885
Jesus fucking Christ, Rupert,
don't get so tense.
258
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,012
I'll show you tense,
motherfucker.
259
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,390
You're into me
for a fuckload of money,
260
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:16,434
and I think you and your
motherfucking rich-kid friends
261
00:22:16,476 --> 00:22:19,729
are gonna take off to all your
rich-ass motherfucking lives,
262
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,401
leaving me holding
my motherfucking dick!
263
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,570
So fuck you!
264
00:22:26,863 --> 00:22:29,907
Fucking, Rupert, fucking A'.
I'm not like those rich assholes.
265
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,326
I'm on financial aid.
I have to work for a living.
266
00:22:32,368 --> 00:22:33,995
I'm from a fucking farm
in Nebraska.
267
00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:36,456
My family had to sell
the fucking cow to get me here.
268
00:22:36,491 --> 00:22:38,792
- I'm working in food service.
- Bullshit!
269
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,837
My father's
in the hospital, okay?
270
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,382
My family's strapped for cash.
I might have to drop out.
271
00:22:47,843 --> 00:22:51,014
- Really?
- The Lord is my witness. Yes.
272
00:22:51,055 --> 00:22:54,601
You really don't have
any fucking cash?
273
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:57,145
No, I had to work all summer
just to pay for this term.
274
00:23:07,364 --> 00:23:11,493
I thought you went home
to New York for the summer.
275
00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:15,998
That's what I told people
so they wouldn't laugh at me.
276
00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:19,252
I actually had to wash pigs
all summer, Rupert.
277
00:23:20,837 --> 00:23:23,423
Jesus Christ, man, I can get
these kids to overpay,
278
00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:26,176
they're so desperate
for drugs.
279
00:23:26,218 --> 00:23:28,970
I'm your key to moving
this shit on campus.
280
00:23:29,012 --> 00:23:31,348
You need me,
and you know it.
281
00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:33,476
And I need the cash.
We need each other.
282
00:23:33,518 --> 00:23:35,811
You get this straight,
fuckhead.
283
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,772
I need you like I need
284
00:23:37,813 --> 00:23:40,107
a motherfucking asshole
on my elbow!
285
00:23:40,149 --> 00:23:43,319
Right here! An asshole!
286
00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,532
That's how much
I need you.
287
00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:52,996
What do you think, Guest?
288
00:23:53,038 --> 00:23:57,042
I think you should
sniff less cocaine.
289
00:23:57,084 --> 00:24:00,547
And stop leaving the gun there
laying on the table, man.
290
00:24:00,582 --> 00:24:03,883
Leave the boy alone before
he piss in panty.
291
00:24:06,594 --> 00:24:09,556
You know I'm just fucking with you,
baby, right?
292
00:24:10,723 --> 00:24:12,767
Right.
293
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:17,606
What kind of markup
do you think you can get
294
00:24:17,641 --> 00:24:19,490
off these
rich-ass freshmen?
295
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:23,174
Well, that depends on
how stepped-on it is.
296
00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:26,824
Stepped-on? Guest,
is our shit stepped-on?
297
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,619
No, man, it's fresher
than the morning snow.
298
00:24:29,661 --> 00:24:31,663
What the bumbaclot
wrong with him?
299
00:24:31,705 --> 00:24:33,498
Maybe 20%
over market value.
300
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,459
50%, you say!
301
00:24:36,501 --> 00:24:38,336
Hot damn, college boy!
302
00:24:38,378 --> 00:24:40,589
That's some good
motherfucking math!
303
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:43,593
I do believe
we have ourselves a deal.
304
00:24:46,345 --> 00:24:49,348
Do we have
ourselves a deal?
305
00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:52,560
Sure.
306
00:24:54,896 --> 00:24:58,233
Good, it's time for you
to get to work.
307
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:03,363
Sometimes, a minute...
308
00:25:03,405 --> 00:25:08,869
will last like an hour,
you know?
309
00:25:08,911 --> 00:25:11,372
Where other times...
310
00:25:11,414 --> 00:25:14,167
an hour just...
311
00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:18,004
just zips by
in like a minute.
312
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:24,135
It's all subjective.
313
00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:28,515
Every person perceives it...
314
00:25:28,557 --> 00:25:30,601
perceives it different.
315
00:25:30,643 --> 00:25:34,313
It's like, that's why you can't
trust clocks, you know?
316
00:25:36,774 --> 00:25:41,488
Marc, you owe me 500 bucks.
317
00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:44,407
I want it by Sunday.
318
00:25:44,449 --> 00:25:46,618
Okay?
319
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:50,330
You notice I don't have
any clocks in my room,
320
00:25:50,372 --> 00:25:55,044
because they interfere
with your ability to...
321
00:25:57,463 --> 00:25:59,840
...to adjust the time to...
322
00:26:02,426 --> 00:26:04,303
to suit your needs,
you know?
323
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:07,307
Marc.
324
00:26:07,349 --> 00:26:11,812
Do not be a slave to time,
my friend,
325
00:26:11,853 --> 00:26:15,649
because, it-
326
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,861
there's no point.
327
00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:37,089
I- I can feel my dick.
328
00:26:37,131 --> 00:26:39,550
I can feel my dick.
329
00:26:41,886 --> 00:26:43,888
Oh my God!
330
00:26:52,981 --> 00:26:55,609
Hey! Fucking, hey!
331
00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:58,028
What about the cash?
332
00:26:58,069 --> 00:27:00,947
Marc, what about
the fucking cash?
333
00:27:00,989 --> 00:27:03,618
What class, man?
334
00:27:03,659 --> 00:27:05,369
Who teaches that?
335
00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:07,538
Fucking-
336
00:27:07,622 --> 00:27:10,374
Just go away, you know.
337
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:12,043
Just stop bugging me.
338
00:27:12,084 --> 00:27:15,004
Just stop asking me.
Stop kicking my fucking bed.
339
00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:18,050
Stop, you know...
340
00:27:18,091 --> 00:27:21,511
I'll get you your fucking-
just don't fuck my karma, dude!
341
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:23,764
Don't fuck it up!
342
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:42,223
# Get yourself together,
get yourself together #
343
00:28:42,265 --> 00:28:44,225
# Shake, shake, shake... #
344
00:28:46,519 --> 00:28:50,356
# Get yourself together... #
345
00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:00,743
Hi, Mitch. What's up?
346
00:29:00,784 --> 00:29:04,872
Not very much.
What's up with you?
347
00:29:04,914 --> 00:29:07,166
Not much.
348
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,461
Can we talk?
349
00:29:09,502 --> 00:29:12,672
What do you want
to talk about?
350
00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:14,716
Just what's going on.
351
00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:18,011
Hey, I warned you.
352
00:29:18,053 --> 00:29:19,721
Remember that.
353
00:29:19,763 --> 00:29:22,015
I know, I know.
354
00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:25,019
Wait, what did you
warn me about?
355
00:29:25,102 --> 00:29:27,605
I warned you!
356
00:29:27,688 --> 00:29:29,398
# Shake, shake, shake... #
357
00:29:31,734 --> 00:29:33,986
Wait, Mitch.
358
00:29:35,363 --> 00:29:38,242
Mitch, don't be
such a pussy.
359
00:29:38,283 --> 00:29:40,410
I am warning you again.
360
00:29:40,452 --> 00:29:42,412
I don't know
what your fucking problem is.
361
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,015
Just stay the fuck aw-
362
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:47,584
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
363
00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:51,422
Is there some sort of problem,
Paul and Mitchell?
364
00:29:51,506 --> 00:29:54,801
No- you two
know each other?
365
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:57,136
Yeah. Hi.
366
00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:58,179
Hi.
367
00:30:02,141 --> 00:30:05,020
Mitch, I'm kinda through
partying tonight.
368
00:30:05,062 --> 00:30:09,316
Do you want to walk me
back to my room?
369
00:30:09,358 --> 00:30:12,570
My roommate's
at her boyfriend's tonight.
370
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,823
Yeah.
371
00:30:15,864 --> 00:30:18,409
What about you, Paul?
What are you doing?
372
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,788
- Come on, let's go.
- It might be fun.
373
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:23,832
- No.
- Come on.
374
00:30:23,874 --> 00:30:26,334
- Let's go.
- You know you want to.
375
00:30:29,296 --> 00:30:32,382
- Later, guy.
- Bye, Paul. Maybe next time.
376
00:30:42,018 --> 00:30:44,562
Mr. Bateman.
377
00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:06,294
Excuse you.
378
00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:12,425
Sean Bateman, right?
379
00:31:12,467 --> 00:31:15,137
Right. It's Paul?
380
00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:18,140
Right.
381
00:31:20,768 --> 00:31:23,020
The girl with Mitchell?
382
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:27,441
You mean, Candice?
Her name is Candice.
383
00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:29,236
Yeah, that's right.
384
00:31:29,277 --> 00:31:31,821
I had a class with her,
but I failed it.
385
00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:34,991
Really?
My type of guy.
386
00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:36,993
Fucking keg's dead.
387
00:31:37,035 --> 00:31:40,288
Typical. I wish
I had a case of beer.
388
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,290
- Quesadilla?
- What?
389
00:31:42,332 --> 00:31:45,628
A quesadilla?
Mexican food? El Sombrero?
390
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,506
El Sombrero closed
a long time ago.
391
00:31:48,548 --> 00:31:50,800
How about tomorrow night?
I'll buy.
392
00:31:50,841 --> 00:31:54,136
I don't know.
You'll buy?
393
00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:56,180
Totally buy.
394
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,855
Rock and roll.
395
00:32:03,897 --> 00:32:06,441
Tomorrow, then.
396
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:27,715
# Yellow is the color
of my true love's hair #
397
00:32:27,756 --> 00:32:39,352
# In the morning,
when we rise #
398
00:32:39,394 --> 00:32:44,900
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
399
00:32:44,941 --> 00:32:47,068
# I love the best #
400
00:32:51,323 --> 00:32:53,409
# Green is the color... #
401
00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:56,078
How could you possibly go out
this early in the morning?
402
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,165
- I've got class.
- It's Saturday.
403
00:32:59,206 --> 00:33:02,335
# When we rise #
404
00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:05,421
# In the morning #
405
00:33:05,463 --> 00:33:07,966
# When we rise #
406
00:33:08,008 --> 00:33:09,801
Merde! What is it?
407
00:33:09,843 --> 00:33:11,637
Asshole, turn off
the fucking thing!
408
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,139
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
409
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:15,891
# I love the best #
410
00:33:20,939 --> 00:33:26,069
# Blue is the color
of the sky #
411
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:37,998
# In the morning,
when we rise #
412
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:43,921
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
413
00:33:44,004 --> 00:33:46,298
# I love the best... #
414
00:34:20,419 --> 00:34:25,465
# Mellow is the feeling
that I get #
415
00:34:25,507 --> 00:34:31,347
# When I see her #
416
00:34:31,389 --> 00:34:37,353
# When I see her,
oh, yeah #
417
00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:43,359
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
418
00:34:43,401 --> 00:34:45,696
# I love the best #
419
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:55,247
# Freedom is a word
I rarely use #
420
00:34:55,331 --> 00:35:00,879
# Without thinking,
oh, yeah #
421
00:35:00,921 --> 00:35:07,510
# Without thinking #
422
00:35:07,552 --> 00:35:12,975
- # Of the time #
- # Of the time #
423
00:35:13,017 --> 00:35:15,061
# When I've been loved #
424
00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:24,779
# Yellow is the color
of my true love's hair #
425
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,122
# In the morning #
426
00:35:27,157 --> 00:35:31,245
# When we rise #
427
00:35:31,286 --> 00:35:36,917
# In the morning,
when we rise #
428
00:35:36,959 --> 00:35:42,799
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
429
00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:45,426
# I love the best. #
430
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:11,788
- Hi.
- Hey.
431
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,456
Are you here
for that class?
432
00:36:13,498 --> 00:36:16,084
The tutorial
on the Post-Modern Condition?
433
00:36:16,126 --> 00:36:18,128
- Yeah.
- It was canceled.
434
00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:19,921
Typical.
435
00:36:19,963 --> 00:36:21,673
I've never seen you
there before.
436
00:36:21,715 --> 00:36:23,301
That's what's so typical.
437
00:36:23,342 --> 00:36:25,720
It's the first time I ever
bothered to show up for it.
438
00:36:25,761 --> 00:36:27,847
Yeah, you've got
bad timing.
439
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:30,266
Saturdays suck ass.
440
00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,059
I don't have to put up
with this shit.
441
00:36:32,143 --> 00:36:34,478
I'm dropping
this fucking class.
442
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,816
- Yeah, me too.
- Really?
443
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:40,235
Mm-hmm. I think I'm
gonna change my major.
444
00:36:40,277 --> 00:36:43,989
- To what?
- I don't know yet.
445
00:36:44,031 --> 00:36:46,033
- What's yours?
- I don't even know.
446
00:36:51,706 --> 00:36:53,666
Your name's
Sean Bateman, right?
447
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:56,377
Right.
Your name is Lauren.
448
00:36:56,419 --> 00:36:58,838
Yeah. I bought pot
from you last year.
449
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,633
It was good.
A little seedy though.
450
00:37:01,716 --> 00:37:04,469
You used to go out with
that Paul Denton dude, right?
451
00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,680
Yeah.
452
00:37:06,722 --> 00:37:09,642
Before.
453
00:37:09,683 --> 00:37:12,353
Show me your eyes.
454
00:37:12,394 --> 00:37:15,064
#... Feeling that I get #
455
00:37:15,105 --> 00:37:20,946
# When I see her #
456
00:37:20,987 --> 00:37:26,993
# When I see her,
oh, yeah #
457
00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:28,870
- # That's the time #
- Rock and roll.
458
00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:31,456
- # That's the time #
- # That's the time #
459
00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:34,502
- # That's the time #
- # I love the best #
460
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:38,965
Maybe I'll see you at the next
pre-Saturday-party party.
461
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,967
Or something.
462
00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:45,137
# Freedom is a word
I rarely use #
463
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:50,894
# Without thinking,
oh, yeah #
464
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:56,316
# Without thinking #
465
00:37:56,358 --> 00:38:02,448
- # Of the time #
- # Of the time #
466
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,410
# When I've been loved. #
467
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:49,624
Oh my God.
Harry tried to kill himself.
468
00:38:49,665 --> 00:38:52,001
That is so typical.
469
00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:54,503
I just knew something like this
was going to happen.
470
00:38:54,545 --> 00:38:57,007
I just had a feeling that
there would be some obstacle,
471
00:38:57,042 --> 00:38:58,884
major or minor,
that was going to prevent
472
00:38:58,926 --> 00:39:00,886
my evening with Sean
from happening.
473
00:39:00,928 --> 00:39:03,305
You've got to come
to Fel's house- he's there.
474
00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:06,558
Shit, Jesus, Paul.
We've got to do something.
475
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,977
That's way too gay.
476
00:39:09,019 --> 00:39:12,357
Um... call security?
477
00:39:12,398 --> 00:39:14,484
Trust me, they'll be there
within an hour.
478
00:39:14,525 --> 00:39:16,486
Security. Security?
479
00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:19,238
What do you need,
a formal fucking invitation?
480
00:39:19,322 --> 00:39:21,282
I have an appointment
at 7:00, Raymond!
481
00:39:22,784 --> 00:39:25,371
You are killing Harry!
Pull it together!
482
00:39:25,454 --> 00:39:27,039
Mach schnell!
483
00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:30,334
What did he do, try to OD
on Sudafed and wine coolers?
484
00:39:32,753 --> 00:39:34,755
Oh, my God.
I brought Paul.
485
00:39:34,797 --> 00:39:37,675
- What did he take?
- I don't know.
486
00:39:37,716 --> 00:39:40,011
Oh, Harry, sweetie,
are you okay?
487
00:39:40,053 --> 00:39:42,180
He's going to get
death of cold.
488
00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:45,475
I think we should take him
to Dunham Hospital.
489
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,852
That's all the way in fucking
Keene! Are you crazy?
490
00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:50,814
- Where else is there, asshole?
- I have to meet someone at 7:00.
491
00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:52,774
Fuck your meeting!
Get the car, Raymond!
492
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:55,403
Grab his feet! Jesus!
493
00:39:55,486 --> 00:39:57,530
Jesus, this is so typical.
494
00:40:00,157 --> 00:40:02,076
He found out
he was adopted today.
495
00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:04,495
Could we stop at a Circle K
and get some cigarettes?
496
00:40:04,537 --> 00:40:06,706
I remind you we have
somebody OD'ing back here.
497
00:40:06,747 --> 00:40:08,458
He's not OD'ing.
498
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,794
He's a freshman.
Freshman don't OD.
499
00:40:10,836 --> 00:40:14,715
Fuck you, Paul!
Oh shit, he's throwing up!
500
00:40:14,756 --> 00:40:17,843
- Open the fucking window!
- He's not throwing up.
501
00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:20,053
Then what do you call
that "ccchhh" sound, huh?
502
00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:22,223
Dry heaves.
He's forgetting to breathe
503
00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:24,142
and he has a lot of air
in his stomach.
504
00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:25,852
Maybe you should be
inducing vomiting.
505
00:40:25,893 --> 00:40:28,062
Should I just
pull the car over?!
506
00:40:28,146 --> 00:40:30,732
- Can I change the CD?
- Shut up, Paul!
507
00:40:30,773 --> 00:40:32,400
You're going to be okay.
508
00:40:32,483 --> 00:40:36,697
# Blue-eyed dressed
for every situation #
509
00:40:36,739 --> 00:40:39,867
# Moving through
the doorway of the nation- #
510
00:40:46,498 --> 00:40:49,336
- Come on, grab his arm.
- Oh, God.
511
00:40:49,377 --> 00:40:51,880
Okay, you're
gonna make it.
512
00:40:52,964 --> 00:40:54,431
Both: Help!
513
00:40:54,466 --> 00:40:56,343
- Help!
- We need some help over here.
514
00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:58,887
- Please! This guy's OD'ing!
- Oh my God.
515
00:40:58,929 --> 00:41:01,681
Will you get him
into the Emergency Room?
516
00:41:01,765 --> 00:41:03,601
- Thank God.
- I'm on my break.
517
00:41:03,643 --> 00:41:05,770
I there anyone else
around here, please?!
518
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,521
- Hello?
- Please take care of Harry.
519
00:41:07,563 --> 00:41:09,357
Please, you've got
to take care of him!
520
00:41:09,398 --> 00:41:11,233
- Move, move!
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
521
00:41:11,275 --> 00:41:13,110
Sir, can I speak
to your manager, please?
522
00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:15,279
Will you get him up.
His name's Harry, please!
523
00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:16,906
- What's his name?
- Harry.
524
00:41:16,948 --> 00:41:18,992
- Harry.
- Harry, Harry.
525
00:41:22,287 --> 00:41:24,706
I'm not getting any pulse.
526
00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,708
Is this a joke?
527
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,127
I can see him moving.
He's not dead.
528
00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:32,507
- I can see him breathing.
- He's dead, Paul, shut up!
529
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:34,884
And how did this happen,
exactly?
530
00:41:34,968 --> 00:41:37,428
- Oh God, I don't know!
- Oh God, oh God!
531
00:41:37,512 --> 00:41:40,682
Will you shut up?
He's not dead.
532
00:41:40,723 --> 00:41:43,184
He hasn't got a pulse.
There's no heartbeat.
533
00:41:43,226 --> 00:41:45,187
His pupils are fixed
and dilated.
534
00:41:45,222 --> 00:41:46,605
Harry, please come back.
535
00:41:46,647 --> 00:41:49,775
Sorry, there's nothing more
I can do here.
536
00:41:49,817 --> 00:41:51,610
You have
to do something.
537
00:41:51,652 --> 00:41:53,612
I've seen this on ER.
Please fix him!
538
00:41:53,654 --> 00:41:56,031
Harry's gone bye-bye.
Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.
539
00:41:56,073 --> 00:41:59,119
He's got his name in the papers
on the back side.
540
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,539
It's "'toe-tag time'
in Teenville" tonight. Again.
541
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,957
- What?
- Teenville?
542
00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:05,959
You should've
just said no, Harry.
543
00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:07,669
I'm not dead, am I?
544
00:42:07,752 --> 00:42:09,713
Yes, you are!
Shut up!
545
00:42:09,754 --> 00:42:12,444
Actually, you don't have
a pulse. I think you're dead.
546
00:42:12,479 --> 00:42:15,136
If you let me run a few tests,
I could probably prove it.
547
00:42:15,177 --> 00:42:17,471
- You've got a malpractice suit!
- Harry is dead.
548
00:42:17,513 --> 00:42:19,348
You don't know
what you're talking about!
549
00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:21,976
Seriously,
am I dead?
550
00:42:22,018 --> 00:42:25,980
A few tests on Harry, I'm sure
I could prove he's dead.
551
00:42:26,022 --> 00:42:29,276
No! Pain and suffering!
552
00:42:31,028 --> 00:42:33,447
I must insist you bring back
your friend's corpse
553
00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:35,365
for me to do
some tests.
554
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:47,295
Is your ultimate deterrent
to a Friday night party working?
555
00:42:47,337 --> 00:42:49,339
Sort of.
556
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:51,341
The best
would be Victor though.
557
00:42:51,424 --> 00:42:54,886
Okay, enough fantasizing.
Victor is 3000 miles away.
558
00:42:54,928 --> 00:42:57,556
Use the book.
559
00:42:57,598 --> 00:43:00,017
Okay, how do I look?
560
00:43:00,059 --> 00:43:02,853
You look
kinda skinny, actually.
561
00:43:02,895 --> 00:43:05,738
Skinny? Really?
562
00:43:05,773 --> 00:43:07,733
Bulimic skinny
or anorexic skinny?
563
00:43:07,775 --> 00:43:09,319
What's the difference?
564
00:43:09,402 --> 00:43:11,244
Bulimic skinny passes
for healthy,
565
00:43:11,279 --> 00:43:14,199
except your teeth rot, but
my teeth aren't rotting, so...
566
00:43:14,282 --> 00:43:16,576
So you look bulimic skinny?
567
00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:18,495
Lauren, I'm telling you,
568
00:43:18,536 --> 00:43:21,206
it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.
569
00:43:21,247 --> 00:43:24,418
Yeah, until the 50 pounds you gain
when you get knocked up.
570
00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:26,087
Okay, well, do the math.
571
00:43:26,128 --> 00:43:29,298
If a condom is 98% safe,
and he wears two,
572
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,592
then you're 196% safe.
573
00:43:31,634 --> 00:43:34,262
That is a much better percentage
than the pill can offer.
574
00:43:34,303 --> 00:43:36,138
I don't think
it works that way, Lara.
575
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:39,768
Abstinence is 100% safe, which
is less of a percentage than-
576
00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:42,229
Whatever, I don't care.
I don't major in math.
577
00:43:42,271 --> 00:43:45,399
- So are you coming or not?
- I don't know.
578
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,318
Lauren, listen to your friend
and roommate.
579
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,112
If you spend the rest
of your life
580
00:43:50,153 --> 00:43:52,782
waiting for Victor, you're
never gonna lose your virginity.
581
00:43:52,824 --> 00:43:55,493
You can't just wait for destiny
to play itself out.
582
00:43:55,535 --> 00:43:57,620
You have
to make it happen.
583
00:44:28,111 --> 00:44:30,322
Is she coming tonight?
584
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:32,699
- I doubt it.
- Why?
585
00:44:32,741 --> 00:44:35,328
- She's been looking at the book.
- What book?
586
00:44:35,369 --> 00:44:38,080
It's this big medical book
she's got of venereal diseases.
587
00:44:38,122 --> 00:44:40,750
Before a party, she looks
through it to discourage herself
588
00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:42,627
from hooking up
with people like you.
589
00:44:42,668 --> 00:44:44,503
It's got some
pretty nasty imagery.
590
00:44:44,545 --> 00:44:46,964
And it helps her keep her
focused on her homework.
591
00:44:48,884 --> 00:44:52,596
- So, she's not coming, then?
- Nope.
592
00:44:52,638 --> 00:44:55,349
So, you want to get me
another beer?
593
00:45:12,992 --> 00:45:15,579
Hey, Sean.
Sorry I'm late.
594
00:45:15,621 --> 00:45:17,373
What?
595
00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:20,042
There was this whole thing-
I had to take this freshman
596
00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:23,379
to the hospital and there was
this sick kid and, anyhow, I'm-
597
00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:25,589
What the fuck
are you talking about?
598
00:45:25,673 --> 00:45:28,557
- I'm here.
- Never mind.
599
00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:31,972
- I'll make it up to you.
- You don't have to.
600
00:45:32,013 --> 00:45:34,724
I know I don't have to,
but I want to.
601
00:45:34,766 --> 00:45:37,060
- I insist.
- Whatever.
602
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:38,853
Really.
603
00:45:41,189 --> 00:45:43,066
I have some pot
in my room
604
00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:44,902
if you want to smoke
and get stoned.
605
00:45:44,944 --> 00:45:48,698
- You have pot?
- In my room, yeah.
606
00:45:51,742 --> 00:45:54,412
- Want a beer?
- Let's go.
607
00:45:59,918 --> 00:46:03,005
Hey, Lauren, this is...
608
00:46:03,088 --> 00:46:05,757
- Jim.
- Jim, from Dartmouth.
609
00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:08,260
- Hi.
- Brewski for you-ski?
610
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:11,639
- Sure.
- Hey, you want it you got it.
611
00:46:14,809 --> 00:46:17,562
He thinks this is the
"Dress to Get Screwed" party.
612
00:46:17,604 --> 00:46:19,439
If you want him,
I'll give him to ya.
613
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,816
No, that's okay.
614
00:46:21,858 --> 00:46:25,028
You sure? 'Cause I don't see
Victor around.
615
00:46:25,069 --> 00:46:27,448
What about Sean Bateman?
Have you seen him around?
616
00:46:27,489 --> 00:46:30,618
Yeah, actually, Sean Bateman
just ran off with Paul.
617
00:46:30,701 --> 00:46:32,661
Paul Denton?
618
00:46:32,703 --> 00:46:34,622
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
619
00:46:34,663 --> 00:46:36,999
You don't think... no.
620
00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:39,711
- I don't know.
- No.
621
00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:41,880
He must just be
selling him something.
622
00:46:41,963 --> 00:46:43,757
- Must be.
- Must be.
623
00:46:43,798 --> 00:46:46,009
Yeah.
624
00:46:46,051 --> 00:46:49,304
Okay, so what is this?
Are you out on the prowl again?
625
00:46:49,346 --> 00:46:52,390
Yeah, that book's
just not- it's not doing it.
626
00:46:52,432 --> 00:46:54,185
No?
627
00:46:54,226 --> 00:46:58,981
Good. Okay, well, just
don't wait up for me, okay?
628
00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:00,858
- Okay.
- Okay.
629
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:02,985
Okay.
630
00:47:05,321 --> 00:47:07,908
Miss Lauren Hynde.
631
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:12,663
Why weren't you
at my tutorial last Saturday?
632
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,756
Would you like a drink?
633
00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:08,889
Come here.
634
00:48:26,199 --> 00:48:28,869
Yeah.
635
00:48:40,632 --> 00:48:44,302
- Do you want a turn-on?
- No thanks.
636
00:48:44,344 --> 00:48:46,305
Well...
637
00:48:51,810 --> 00:48:53,937
don't mind if I do.
638
00:49:04,658 --> 00:49:08,036
Are we going to do it
here on the couch?
639
00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,246
Do what?
640
00:49:10,288 --> 00:49:11,790
You know, do it.
641
00:49:11,831 --> 00:49:14,126
What?
642
00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,135
Fuck?
643
00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,298
Oh, are you mad?
644
00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:21,133
I would lose my tenure.
645
00:49:21,175 --> 00:49:23,803
And I'm a married man.
646
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,683
But aren't you
hitting on me?
647
00:49:29,518 --> 00:49:31,812
Well, for a hummer, sure.
648
00:49:35,107 --> 00:49:37,985
I've heard
you're talented, Miss Hynde.
649
00:49:40,195 --> 00:49:43,616
And it certainly
can't hurt your GPA.
650
00:49:45,326 --> 00:49:47,954
So, shall we?
651
00:50:25,369 --> 00:50:27,204
So where did you
spend last summer?
652
00:50:27,246 --> 00:50:31,292
- Berlin.
- Sprechen sie Deutsch?
653
00:50:32,793 --> 00:50:34,086
What?
654
00:50:34,128 --> 00:50:37,340
- Do you speak German?
- No.
655
00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:40,844
- What the f-?
- You don't?
656
00:50:44,097 --> 00:50:45,724
No. Why?
657
00:50:45,766 --> 00:50:48,894
Well, I don't know.
658
00:50:48,935 --> 00:50:52,815
I just assumed, since
you spent the summer in Berlin-
659
00:50:52,857 --> 00:50:54,741
I thought maybe you-
660
00:50:54,776 --> 00:50:57,403
No. Berlin, New Hampshire.
661
00:51:02,951 --> 00:51:05,704
I need to get some more pot.
662
00:51:05,788 --> 00:51:08,457
I'm running out.
663
00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:11,377
And I need to get laid.
664
00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:14,380
Where the fuck
was Lauren tonight?
665
00:51:14,463 --> 00:51:18,092
Lara's kind of hot. I could
bang her and feel good about it.
666
00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:20,595
I'd rather have Lauren.
667
00:51:20,637 --> 00:51:22,722
I wonder why.
668
00:51:23,765 --> 00:51:27,602
It would just ruin
my illusion of her innocence,
669
00:51:27,644 --> 00:51:29,521
her purity.
670
00:51:32,273 --> 00:51:34,568
Is that really what I want?
671
00:51:36,404 --> 00:51:39,782
I need to fuck someone.
672
00:51:39,824 --> 00:51:42,118
Then I need to get more pot.
673
00:51:44,161 --> 00:51:46,163
I watched him
with growing intensity
674
00:51:46,205 --> 00:51:49,960
as he refilled the pipe in the dark
and smoky din of the room.
675
00:51:50,002 --> 00:51:52,504
He delicately fingered
what looked like dried moss to me,
676
00:51:52,546 --> 00:51:54,798
and it struck me then
that I liked Sean
677
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,427
because he looked slutty,
a boy who'd been around.
678
00:51:58,468 --> 00:52:01,723
A boy who couldn't remember
if he was Catholic or not.
679
00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:36,009
# I don't know what color
your eyes are, baby #
680
00:52:36,051 --> 00:52:40,096
# But your hair
is long and brown #
681
00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:44,060
# Your legs are strong
and so, so long #
682
00:52:44,101 --> 00:52:48,189
# And you don't come
from this town #
683
00:52:48,230 --> 00:52:52,234
# My head is
full of magic, baby #
684
00:52:52,276 --> 00:52:56,364
# And I have to share
this with you #
685
00:52:56,405 --> 00:53:00,369
# I feel I'm
on top again, baby #
686
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:04,039
# That's got everything
to do with you #
687
00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:06,375
# I'm alive #
688
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:10,045
# So alive. #
689
00:53:18,554 --> 00:53:20,974
Suck it harder!
690
00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:25,144
Look at that chick's cans.
691
00:53:25,186 --> 00:53:28,399
- Implants.
- I like the feel of fake tits.
692
00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:33,779
- I need to get cable in my room.
- Hello?
693
00:53:35,614 --> 00:53:37,533
Hi, Mom.
694
00:53:37,574 --> 00:53:39,995
What's going on?
695
00:53:41,037 --> 00:53:43,331
You are one dirty bitch!
696
00:53:44,207 --> 00:53:46,584
Paul: Tomorrow?
The Jareds are coming?
697
00:53:52,382 --> 00:53:56,095
Does it have to be this weekend?
I have a lot of schoolwork.
698
00:53:56,178 --> 00:53:59,640
- How about next weekend?
- Faggoty sitcom,
699
00:53:59,724 --> 00:54:02,435
- faggoty sitcom...
- Richard?
700
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,646
Okay.
701
00:54:05,688 --> 00:54:07,774
Yeah, you too.
702
00:54:11,903 --> 00:54:14,406
I have to go into the city
tomorrow night.
703
00:54:15,824 --> 00:54:17,534
Rock and roll.
704
00:54:17,576 --> 00:54:20,203
- You want to go?
- Nope.
705
00:54:20,245 --> 00:54:22,665
"Dressed to Get Screwed Party"
is tomorrow night.
706
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,294
I know, and I don't want
to leave you here alone.
707
00:54:27,378 --> 00:54:29,255
Deal with it.
I'm borrowing these.
708
00:54:29,297 --> 00:54:30,923
Wait.
709
00:54:30,965 --> 00:54:34,260
Would you give me a ride
to the bus station tomorrow?
710
00:54:35,428 --> 00:54:38,432
Whatever. Look,
I have to meet my advisor.
711
00:54:55,283 --> 00:54:57,243
I shouldn't be leaving.
712
00:54:57,285 --> 00:55:01,081
He'll sleep with someone else. It's
the "Dressed to Get Screwed Party. "
713
00:55:01,122 --> 00:55:03,626
What the fuck am I doing?
714
00:55:05,252 --> 00:55:07,380
I love you, Sean Bateman.
715
00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,220
I wonder
if Lauren goes wild during sex.
716
00:55:14,261 --> 00:55:16,931
I wonder if she comes easily.
717
00:55:16,973 --> 00:55:20,477
Or at all. I won't go to bed
with a girl who doesn't.
718
00:55:20,519 --> 00:55:22,354
If I can't make a girl come,
why bother?
719
00:55:22,396 --> 00:55:24,606
It would be like asking
questions in a letter.
720
00:55:27,442 --> 00:55:29,236
I'm hungry.
721
00:56:30,677 --> 00:56:33,180
"Tonight's the night.
Tonight's the night.
722
00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:35,474
Tonight's the night.
Tonight's the night.
723
00:56:35,515 --> 00:56:36,850
Tonight's the night. "
724
00:56:41,355 --> 00:56:43,316
So, tonight's the night?
725
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:45,652
- I'm going all the way.
- Who's the lucky boy?
726
00:56:45,693 --> 00:56:48,154
- I'm not telling.
- You will if you want the room.
727
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,489
Okay, okay...
728
00:56:50,531 --> 00:56:53,054
- Sean Bateman.
- He's a drug dealer.
729
00:56:53,089 --> 00:56:55,578
- He made me "zzshing"!
- "Zzshing"?
730
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:59,416
"Zzshing" like you just know
that you'll be with that person
731
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,335
and something amazing
will happen,
732
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:05,172
like he just fucking
fucks you right up the-
733
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,216
"Zzshing. "
734
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:10,470
- No, I've never heard that.
- You will someday.
735
00:57:10,553 --> 00:57:13,306
You know, you might be
afflicted with synesthesia.
736
00:57:13,390 --> 00:57:14,516
What?
737
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:16,393
It's a clinical disorder
which causes you
738
00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:19,104
to hear what you see
and see what you hear-
739
00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,147
an uncontrolled combination
of your senses.
740
00:57:21,231 --> 00:57:23,149
You should really get that
checked out.
741
00:57:23,191 --> 00:57:26,362
- Prozac might help.
- What?
742
00:57:35,746 --> 00:57:38,250
Rusty pipes.
743
00:57:41,628 --> 00:57:45,090
# And the thought of rubbing feet
is getting so exciting #
744
00:57:45,173 --> 00:57:48,260
# Skyrocket in flight #
745
00:57:48,343 --> 00:57:52,181
# Afternoon delight. #
746
00:58:07,823 --> 00:58:09,700
Hello?
747
00:58:09,742 --> 00:58:12,995
Can I talk to Sean Bateman?
I think he lives upstairs.
748
00:58:31,473 --> 00:58:33,934
Yeah?
749
00:58:33,976 --> 00:58:35,943
Sean.
750
00:58:35,978 --> 00:58:37,772
Who is this,
Patrick?
751
00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:41,233
Who the hell is Patrick?
No, it's is Paul.
752
00:58:41,275 --> 00:58:43,986
Paul...?
753
00:58:44,028 --> 00:58:46,947
Yeah, remember me?
754
00:58:46,989 --> 00:58:50,035
No.
This better be good.
755
00:58:50,077 --> 00:58:53,538
I was just wondering what was
going on. Who's Patrick?
756
00:58:53,622 --> 00:58:55,457
It's none of your business,
what do you want?
757
00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,250
Were you asleep?
758
00:58:57,292 --> 00:59:00,754
- No, of course not.
- What are you doing?
759
00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:02,799
That's none of your
fucking business.
760
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,592
I'm getting ready
to go to this party.
761
00:59:04,634 --> 00:59:06,844
With who?
With Patrick?
762
00:59:06,886 --> 00:59:08,638
No.
763
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,808
With the person who's leaving
notes in my box.
764
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:14,143
- Are you?
- Deal with it.
765
00:59:14,185 --> 00:59:17,981
- Are you just fucking with me?
- Rock and roll.
766
00:59:18,023 --> 00:59:20,985
Motherfucker!
767
00:59:21,026 --> 00:59:23,237
Who?
768
00:59:26,365 --> 00:59:29,786
Oh, Jesus Christ, Richard,
is that you?
769
00:59:29,869 --> 00:59:35,125
It's Dick.
And yes, it's me.
770
00:59:44,802 --> 00:59:46,512
What the hell
are you doing?
771
00:59:46,554 --> 00:59:49,181
Getting fucked up.
772
00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:52,351
Maybe getting fucked.
773
00:59:56,772 --> 00:59:58,817
Oh, Richard.
774
01:00:01,987 --> 01:00:04,906
All right, Richard-
775
01:00:04,948 --> 01:00:08,410
Oh, yeah, you're just
turning me on, Richard.
776
01:00:08,445 --> 01:00:10,454
Ride 'em cowboy!
777
01:00:10,495 --> 01:00:12,623
Paul-!
778
01:00:12,665 --> 01:00:14,667
You remember Mrs. Jared?
779
01:00:14,709 --> 01:00:18,379
Of course.
Hello, Mrs. Jared.
780
01:00:18,421 --> 01:00:20,423
I leave you alone for five
minutes and you're drinking.
781
01:00:20,465 --> 01:00:22,717
Drunk.
I'm drunk.
782
01:00:22,759 --> 01:00:25,261
Then take a shower
and sober up.
783
01:00:25,303 --> 01:00:29,641
Oh, my tortures never end.
How are you, Paul?
784
01:00:29,683 --> 01:00:31,435
Fine.
785
01:00:31,518 --> 01:00:34,772
Would you talk to him?
He'll listen to you.
786
01:00:34,813 --> 01:00:37,107
Come on, Myra.
787
01:00:37,149 --> 01:00:43,573
I'll see you both downstairs
in 15 minutes, hmm?
788
01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:57,588
You want to take
a shower with me...
789
01:00:57,630 --> 01:01:01,050
for old times' sake?
790
01:01:10,352 --> 01:01:13,438
- Want one?
- What are they?
791
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,448
- Does it matter?
- No.
792
01:01:16,483 --> 01:01:18,568
# Oh well, I guess
it would be nice #
793
01:01:18,610 --> 01:01:21,154
# If I could touch
your body #
794
01:01:21,196 --> 01:01:23,616
# I know not everybody #
795
01:01:23,658 --> 01:01:26,119
# Has got a body
like you #
796
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,496
# But I've gotta
think twice #
797
01:01:28,538 --> 01:01:31,374
# Before I give
my heart away #
798
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:33,543
# And I know
all the games you play #
799
01:01:33,626 --> 01:01:35,879
# Because I play them too... #
800
01:01:35,921 --> 01:01:37,297
Fine with me.
801
01:01:40,384 --> 01:01:43,929
So when she showed up...
802
01:01:44,013 --> 01:01:47,391
# Oh baby, I reconsider #
803
01:01:47,433 --> 01:01:49,936
# My foolish notion #
804
01:01:49,978 --> 01:01:52,105
# Well, I need someone
to hold me #
805
01:01:52,147 --> 01:01:54,274
# But I wait
for something more #
806
01:01:54,315 --> 01:01:56,776
# Yes, I gotta have faith #
807
01:01:56,818 --> 01:01:59,237
# I gotta have faith #
808
01:01:59,279 --> 01:02:01,781
# 'Cause I gotta have
faith, faith, faith, #
809
01:02:01,865 --> 01:02:05,036
# I gotta have
faith, faith, faith... #
810
01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:07,955
Oh, yeah.
811
01:02:07,997 --> 01:02:09,957
# Got to,
got to have faith #
812
01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:14,670
# Before this river,
becomes an ocean #
813
01:02:14,754 --> 01:02:19,009
# Before you throw my heart
back on the floor #
814
01:02:19,051 --> 01:02:21,887
# Oh baby, I reconsider #
815
01:02:21,928 --> 01:02:24,473
# My foolish notion #
816
01:02:24,514 --> 01:02:26,683
# Well, I need someone
to hold me #
817
01:02:26,725 --> 01:02:29,853
# But I'll wait
for something more #
818
01:02:31,396 --> 01:02:33,816
# 'Cause I gotta
have faith #
819
01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:36,361
# Ooh,
I gotta have faith #
820
01:02:36,402 --> 01:02:39,030
# 'Cause I gotta have
faith, faith, faith, #
821
01:02:39,072 --> 01:02:42,325
# I gotta have
faith, faith faith. #
822
01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:45,620
Then I realized
my Cadillac had been stolen.
823
01:02:45,703 --> 01:02:47,206
Oh, my God.
824
01:02:47,289 --> 01:02:49,708
Stolen. The police
couldn't have cared less.
825
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:52,419
They said my insurance
would take care of it.
826
01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:56,674
Frankly, I was getting sick
of the color, you know?
827
01:02:56,715 --> 01:02:59,134
I'm going to ask
one more time, Richard,
828
01:02:59,176 --> 01:03:02,180
kindly remove
your sunglasses.
829
01:03:07,143 --> 01:03:09,312
Very well, then...
830
01:03:09,354 --> 01:03:12,941
why don't you
tell us about school?
831
01:03:12,982 --> 01:03:15,194
Tell us about school.
832
01:03:17,405 --> 01:03:20,866
- Ciggy.
- Oh, Ri- don't smoke.
833
01:03:22,535 --> 01:03:23,661
You're not allowed
to smoke here, Richard...
834
01:03:23,744 --> 01:03:28,709
- ... I don't think-
- My name is not Richard.
835
01:03:30,877 --> 01:03:32,838
- Then what is it?
- Dick.
836
01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:34,881
- What?
- Dick.
837
01:03:34,965 --> 01:03:38,635
You heard me.
Dick.
838
01:03:38,677 --> 01:03:41,763
No.
Your name is Richard.
839
01:03:41,805 --> 01:03:44,517
Sorry, it's Dick.
840
01:03:47,645 --> 01:03:53,192
Well, then- Dick,
how is school?
841
01:03:53,276 --> 01:03:55,611
It sucks cock.
842
01:04:02,036 --> 01:04:04,079
Yeah, it does.
843
01:04:04,121 --> 01:04:07,624
And what classes
are you taking- Dick?
844
01:04:09,335 --> 01:04:11,421
"Gang Bang 101,"
845
01:04:11,463 --> 01:04:13,214
"Freebase Tutorial"...
846
01:04:13,256 --> 01:04:16,259
and "Oral Sex Workshop. "
847
01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:27,480
Well, then, how are you
liking that, Dick?
848
01:04:29,523 --> 01:04:31,317
Yeah.
849
01:04:33,652 --> 01:04:35,613
"How do you like that?"
850
01:04:37,949 --> 01:04:40,160
What has happened to you?
851
01:04:40,202 --> 01:04:42,204
What do you mean,
what has happened to me?
852
01:04:42,239 --> 01:04:43,497
What do you think?
853
01:04:43,538 --> 01:04:46,750
I can see what that school
has done to you.
854
01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:50,462
Maybe perhaps Paul and I
should go upstairs-
855
01:04:50,504 --> 01:04:51,964
- No.
- No?
856
01:04:52,048 --> 01:04:53,883
No. If anyone is going
to leave this table,
857
01:04:53,925 --> 01:04:56,219
- it's going to be Richard.
- It's Dick!
858
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,888
Leave the table now,
Richard.
859
01:04:58,930 --> 01:05:01,849
Why? Why?
860
01:05:01,891 --> 01:05:04,435
I'm asking you
to leave the table, now.
861
01:05:04,477 --> 01:05:06,438
No, no, no...
862
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,818
I will not leave the table.
No!
863
01:05:10,859 --> 01:05:13,070
Leave the table!
864
01:05:13,112 --> 01:05:16,031
Well, fuck you-ooo!
865
01:05:17,449 --> 01:05:21,496
And fuck you.
And fuck you, pretty boy.
866
01:05:21,579 --> 01:05:24,290
And fuck you all
very much.
867
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,585
I'm outta here.
868
01:05:29,045 --> 01:05:31,172
Have a good one!
869
01:05:43,728 --> 01:05:45,896
Oh, everything's fine now.
870
01:05:45,938 --> 01:05:48,316
No, really.
I'm terribly sorry.
871
01:05:48,358 --> 01:05:50,736
- Are you sure, ma'am?
- Oh, positive. Yes.
872
01:05:50,777 --> 01:05:53,321
- My son isn't well.
- Yeah.
873
01:05:53,363 --> 01:05:55,157
He's- well, not well.
874
01:05:55,198 --> 01:05:57,034
He's been under a lot
of stress, midterms starting...
875
01:05:57,075 --> 01:06:00,502
School.
Yes, of course.
876
01:06:00,537 --> 01:06:02,749
I would like another
Vodka Collins.
877
01:06:02,790 --> 01:06:04,751
Eve, would you like
anything?
878
01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:09,172
Yes- well, I mean,
no, no.
879
01:06:09,213 --> 01:06:11,215
Go ahead.
880
01:06:11,299 --> 01:06:13,092
Get her another one.
881
01:06:13,134 --> 01:06:15,595
- Please.
- Thank you, Paul.
882
01:06:15,636 --> 01:06:18,390
Sure, Mom.
883
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:22,519
You know,
884
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:26,190
I think my next car
885
01:06:26,231 --> 01:06:28,692
is going to be blue.
886
01:06:28,734 --> 01:06:30,987
Blue, don't you think?
A very dark blue.
887
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:33,073
What do you think,
Paul?
888
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,911
Blue.
889
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:49,715
# Baby girl, where you at? #
890
01:06:49,757 --> 01:06:52,009
# Got no strings,
got men attached #
891
01:06:52,051 --> 01:06:56,305
# Can't stop that feeling
for long, no #
892
01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:58,308
# You making dogs
wanna beg #
893
01:06:58,975 --> 01:07:01,228
# Breaking them off
your fancy legs #
894
01:07:01,269 --> 01:07:06,233
# But they make you
feel right at home, now #
895
01:07:06,274 --> 01:07:11,154
# See all these illusions
just take us too long #
896
01:07:11,238 --> 01:07:13,574
# And I want it bad #
897
01:07:13,616 --> 01:07:15,910
# Because you walk pretty,
because you talk pretty #
898
01:07:15,993 --> 01:07:19,497
# 'Cause you make me sick
and I'm not leaving #
899
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:23,626
# Till you're leaving
oh, I swear there's something
900
01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,753
# When she's pumping
asking for a raise... #
901
01:07:25,795 --> 01:07:28,424
Those are grown in shit.
902
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,801
# So does she want me
to buy her things? #
903
01:07:30,843 --> 01:07:33,679
# On my house, on my job
on my loot, shoes #
904
01:07:33,721 --> 01:07:36,432
# My shirt, my crew, my mind
my father's last name? #
905
01:07:36,473 --> 01:07:38,600
# When I get you alone... #
906
01:07:48,653 --> 01:07:51,364
Thank God you�re still dealing.
907
01:07:51,448 --> 01:07:54,326
So where's Lauren
908
01:07:54,368 --> 01:07:56,912
She's out of town.
909
01:07:56,954 --> 01:08:00,541
Do you have a thing for her
910
01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:03,544
She won't put out. You know that, right
911
01:08:03,586 --> 01:08:07,631
She's got this little boyfriend who she's saving herself for.
912
01:08:07,715 --> 01:08:10,844
You're just wasting your time and money.
913
01:08:10,886 --> 01:08:13,513
She's got a boyfriend
914
01:08:13,555 --> 01:08:17,601
All these intrusions just take us too long
915
01:08:17,642 --> 01:08:20,479
And I want you so bad
916
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,857
Because you walk city, because you talk city
917
01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:24,776
'Cause you make me sick...
918
01:08:24,817 --> 01:08:27,278
Yes, yes, yes.
919
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:31,908
Yes, yes!
920
01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:46,382
Hi, Sean.
921
01:08:58,603 --> 01:09:00,772
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.
922
01:09:00,855 --> 01:09:02,857
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon...
923
01:09:04,527 --> 01:09:06,904
Sean's voice Disillusionment strikes.
924
01:09:06,946 --> 01:09:08,906
After all my pining for Lauren,
925
01:09:08,948 --> 01:09:12,201
this- her roommate.
926
01:09:12,243 --> 01:09:14,704
The inevitable conclusion.
927
01:09:14,787 --> 01:09:18,917
It's like bad poetry-and then what
928
01:09:18,959 --> 01:09:21,128
I'm still hard, so I keep on going.
929
01:09:21,169 --> 01:09:25,549
She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up.
930
01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:27,884
Is it ever going to end
931
01:09:27,926 --> 01:09:30,011
I should never have done this.
932
01:09:30,053 --> 01:09:32,515
I should have kept it innocent.
933
01:09:32,550 --> 01:09:34,600
God, oh yes.
934
01:09:34,684 --> 01:09:37,437
I put my handover her mouth.
935
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:40,231
She comes, licking my palms, snorting.
936
01:09:41,482 --> 01:09:44,277
It's over.
937
01:09:44,318 --> 01:09:46,447
Kleenex.
938
01:10:12,515 --> 01:10:16,270
What's wrong I told you I came.
939
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:24,862
I was born in a Holiday Inn.
940
01:10:24,604 --> 01:10:27,106
Better it's not Lauren. Note to self
941
01:10:27,148 --> 01:10:30,693
never 'shroom again.
Only gets you into trouble.
942
01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:36,157
I've written you this last letter
943
01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:38,409
because I know I'll never have you.
944
01:10:38,493 --> 01:10:40,495
I stood in a corner and watched you go off with her.
945
01:10:40,578 --> 01:10:42,879
She's so beneath you.
946
01:10:42,914 --> 01:10:44,791
You probably did it just to hurt me.
947
01:10:44,874 --> 01:10:46,584
Well, it worked. You hurt me,
948
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:48,711
and now there�s nothing else I can do.
949
01:10:48,795 --> 01:10:51,881
There won't be any more notes. It's last call.
950
01:10:58,930 --> 01:11:03,059
No, I can't forget this evening
951
01:11:03,101 --> 01:11:06,646
Or your face as you were leaving
952
01:11:06,687 --> 01:11:14,028
But I guess that's just the way the story goes
953
01:11:14,063 --> 01:11:17,615
You always smile but in your eyes
954
01:11:17,698 --> 01:11:21,744
Your sorrow shows
955
01:11:21,828 --> 01:11:26,290
Yes, it shows
956
01:11:29,293 --> 01:11:32,922
No, I can't forget tomorrow
957
01:11:32,964 --> 01:11:37,468
When I think of all my sorrow
958
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,429
When I had you there
959
01:11:39,470 --> 01:11:43,933
But then I let you go
960
01:11:43,975 --> 01:11:46,436
And now it's only fair
961
01:11:46,477 --> 01:11:51,274
That I should let you know
962
01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:56,279
What you should know...
963
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,574
Know...
964
01:11:59,615 --> 01:12:05,121
I can't live
965
01:12:05,163 --> 01:12:07,081
If living is without you
966
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:10,418
I can't live
967
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:14,297
I can't give anymore
968
01:12:14,338 --> 01:12:18,259
I can't live
969
01:12:18,342 --> 01:12:21,721
If living is without you
970
01:12:21,756 --> 01:12:25,224
I can't give
971
01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:30,480
I can't give anymore
972
01:12:30,521 --> 01:12:34,233
Well, I can't forget this evening
973
01:12:34,275 --> 01:12:37,737
Or your face as you were leaving
974
01:12:37,779 --> 01:12:44,452
But I guess that's just the way the story goes
975
01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:48,498
You always smile but in your eyes
976
01:12:48,539 --> 01:12:52,085
Your sorrow shows
977
01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:57,173
Yes, it shows...
978
01:14:41,235 --> 01:14:43,863
I only did it with her because I'm in love with you.
979
01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:45,068
Lauren, I love you.
980
01:16:47,278 --> 01:16:49,405
Laur-
981
01:16:51,783 --> 01:16:53,576
- Lauren-!
- Leave, Sean!
982
01:16:53,618 --> 01:16:55,912
Since when does fucking somebody else
983
01:16:55,953 --> 01:16:58,039
mean that I'm not faithful to you
984
01:16:58,122 --> 01:17:00,208
Lauren...
985
01:17:03,294 --> 01:17:07,006
She's not ever going to want see you again.
986
01:17:14,305 --> 01:17:16,432
Lara Face it...
987
01:17:16,474 --> 01:17:19,310
you fucked up.
988
01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:20,830
- Hello
- Hello
989
01:18:20,872 --> 01:18:22,331
Hello
990
01:18:22,373 --> 01:18:24,625
- Hello, Bertrand
- Bertrand's not in.
991
01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:27,003
Is it Jean-Jaques. Hello
992
01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:04,540
Lauren...
993
01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:24,435
Fuck! Fuck!
994
01:19:35,446 --> 01:19:37,657
Come on.
995
01:20:23,411 --> 01:20:25,455
Results are evident in a few short weeks.
996
01:20:25,496 --> 01:20:27,123
Call and order your bottle of Longitude
997
01:20:27,165 --> 01:20:30,752
having your credit card ready
and calling 1-800-518-3492.
998
01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:33,254
That's 1-800-518-3492.
999
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,965
Imagine the look on her face if you were much larger.
1000
01:20:36,007 --> 01:20:38,509
Call now-1-800-518-3492.
1001
01:20:38,593 --> 01:20:40,845
Or visit them online at Longitude Capsules.com.
1002
01:20:40,887 --> 01:20:44,307
- Typical
- Radio WTNA-
1003
01:20:44,348 --> 01:20:46,893
Tom and Andy - More music.
1004
01:20:55,610 --> 01:20:59,051
Could be wrong
1005
01:20:59,086 --> 01:21:02,492
I could be right
1006
01:21:06,954 --> 01:21:09,916
Could be wrong...
1007
01:21:12,710 --> 01:21:15,213
I could be wrong, I could be right...
1008
01:21:32,688 --> 01:21:34,816
Sean...
1009
01:21:34,857 --> 01:21:37,151
May the road rise with you
1010
01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:41,155
May the road rise with you...
1011
01:21:48,996 --> 01:21:51,207
Gotcha.
1012
01:21:52,291 --> 01:21:54,836
You're so sad.
1013
01:21:54,877 --> 01:21:57,380
Sean, you're sick.
1014
01:22:00,216 --> 01:22:02,718
Hey... wait a minute.
1015
01:22:13,813 --> 01:22:15,982
Yeah.
1016
01:22:21,904 --> 01:22:24,741
I could be wrong, I could be right
1017
01:22:24,782 --> 01:22:27,535
I could be black, I could be white...
1018
01:22:37,128 --> 01:22:39,088
Victor Took a charter flight
on a DC-10 to London,
1019
01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:41,090
landed at Heathrow.
Took a cab to the city center.
1020
01:22:41,132 --> 01:22:42,884
Don't let people lie to you,
hostels are for the ugly.
1021
01:22:42,925 --> 01:22:44,677
I'm staying at Home House,
the most beautiful hotel.
1022
01:22:44,719 --> 01:22:46,679
Called a friend from school
who was selling hash,
1023
01:22:46,721 --> 01:22:48,389
but she wasn't in.
Met a couple of Brits
1024
01:22:48,431 --> 01:22:49,891
who take me to of all places, Camden Street.
1025
01:22:49,932 --> 01:22:52,018
I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore,
buy some CDs,
1026
01:22:52,060 --> 01:22:54,062
then follow some girls with pink hair.
1027
01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,064
I wandered around trying to get laid
until it started to rain,
1028
01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:57,774
then went back to Home House.
Ministry of Sound is dead,
1029
01:22:57,815 --> 01:22:59,484
so I go to Rem Forum, but it's Gay Night.
1030
01:22:59,567 --> 01:23:02,195
I find one hetero girl
and we dry-hump on the dance floor.
1031
01:23:02,236 --> 01:23:04,238
We cab it back to Home House,
I strip her clothes off
1032
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,616
suck her toes and we fuck.
Hung out for four or five days,
1033
01:23:06,657 --> 01:23:08,493
met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold.
1034
01:23:08,534 --> 01:23:09,869
Kept missing the Changing of the Guards.
1035
01:23:09,911 --> 01:23:11,871
Wrote my mom a postcard
I never sent, bought speed
1036
01:23:11,913 --> 01:23:13,790
from an Italian junkie trying
to sell me a stolen bike.
1037
01:23:13,831 --> 01:23:15,833
Smoked a lot of hash that had
too much tobacco in it.
1038
01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:17,168
Saw the Tate. Saw Big Ben.
1039
01:23:17,210 --> 01:23:19,378
Ate a lot of weird English food.
It rained a lot.
1040
01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:21,297
It was expensive
and I'm jonesing- split for Amsterdam.
1041
01:23:21,339 --> 01:23:23,299
The Dutch all know English
so I didn't have to speak Dutch,
1042
01:23:23,334 --> 01:23:25,468
which was a relief.
I cruise the red light district,
1043
01:23:25,551 --> 01:23:27,303
visit a sex show,
visit a sex museum,
1044
01:23:27,345 --> 01:23:29,430
smoke a lot of hash.
I meet a Dutch TV actress
1045
01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:30,932
and we drink absinthe
at a bar called Absinthe.
1046
01:23:31,015 --> 01:23:33,142
The museums were cool.
Lots of Van Goghs
1047
01:23:33,226 --> 01:23:34,769
and the Vermeers were intense.
Wandered around,
1048
01:23:34,852 --> 01:23:36,646
bought a lot of pastries,
ate some intense waffles.
1049
01:23:36,687 --> 01:23:39,232
Bought some coke and I cruised
the red light district
1050
01:23:39,273 --> 01:23:41,734
I found some blonde
with big-tits that reminds me of Lara.
1051
01:23:41,776 --> 01:23:43,903
I gave her 100 guilders.
In the end, she pulls me out,
1052
01:23:43,945 --> 01:23:45,613
I come between her tits
even though I'm wearing a rubber.
1053
01:23:45,655 --> 01:23:48,282
We made small talk about AIDS,
her Moroccan pimp and herself.
1054
01:23:48,324 --> 01:23:49,659
I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
1055
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:51,661
It's 800 a.m. and hot as blazes.
1056
01:23:51,702 --> 01:23:53,538
I pretend to ice-skate
around Central Station.
1057
01:23:53,579 --> 01:23:56,040
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl,
then split for Paris
1058
01:23:56,082 --> 01:23:58,084
Wandered the Champs-Elys�es,
climbed the Eiffel Tower
1059
01:23:58,126 --> 01:24:00,128
for only seven francs -
the ticket machine was broken.
1060
01:24:00,169 --> 01:24:01,629
Got the hang of the Metro,
took it everywhere.
1061
01:24:01,712 --> 01:24:04,173
Ford model party, hooked up
with a model named Karina.
1062
01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:06,801
She chugs my cock at the Marriott,
which is good.
1063
01:24:06,884 --> 01:24:09,595
Played billiards, went shopping
I think she gave me mono.
1064
01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:11,639
Drove a Ferrari that belonged
to the Saudi royal family.
1065
01:24:11,723 --> 01:24:13,683
Made out with a Dutch model
in front of the Louvre.
1066
01:24:13,725 --> 01:24:15,601
Saw the Arc de Triomphe -
almost became road kill.
1067
01:24:15,643 --> 01:24:18,271
Oakie invites me to Dublin,
I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
1068
01:24:18,312 --> 01:24:20,606
stay at the Morrison -
Dublin rocks like you can't imagine.
1069
01:24:20,648 --> 01:24:22,734
Oakenfold lets me spin
some discs with him.
1070
01:24:22,775 --> 01:24:24,819
Irish girls are small as leprechauns.
1071
01:24:24,861 --> 01:24:26,487
I swap hickeys with a drunk woman
after groping my abs
1072
01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:28,072
and calling me Mr. LA.
She strips for me
1073
01:24:28,114 --> 01:24:29,449
in the bathroom of the club.
Sneak into the Guinness factory
1074
01:24:29,490 --> 01:24:31,576
and steal some stout
so good my dick goes hard.
1075
01:24:31,659 --> 01:24:33,619
I fly to Barcelona which is a bust.
1076
01:24:33,661 --> 01:24:35,663
Too many fat American students,
too many lame meat markets.
1077
01:24:35,747 --> 01:24:37,206
I dropped acid at the Sagrada Fam�lia,
1078
01:24:37,248 --> 01:24:38,833
which was a trip, to say the least.
1079
01:24:38,916 --> 01:24:40,376
Cruise up the coast to Museu Gala Dal�,
1080
01:24:40,418 --> 01:24:42,003
but had no more acid, which sucked.
1081
01:24:42,086 --> 01:24:43,713
Some girl from Canada calls me on my cell,
1082
01:24:43,755 --> 01:24:45,673
so I let her listen to the church bells.
1083
01:24:45,715 --> 01:24:47,341
Canta Cruz is beautiful
but there are no girls there,
1084
01:24:47,383 --> 01:24:48,926
just old hippies. So I went to Switzerland
1085
01:24:48,968 --> 01:24:50,803
where, ironically,
I couldn't find anyone with the time.
1086
01:24:50,845 --> 01:24:52,847
Took Glacier Express to Shiltone
1087
01:24:52,889 --> 01:24:54,557
which is beautiful in a way
I can't describe.
1088
01:24:54,599 --> 01:24:56,559
EuroPass into Italy,
ended up in Venice,
1089
01:24:56,601 --> 01:24:57,810
met a hot girl who looks
like Rachel Leigh Cook,
1090
01:24:57,852 --> 01:24:59,062
and speaks better English than I do.
1091
01:24:59,103 --> 01:25:01,147
She's living for a year on only $5.00 a day.
1092
01:25:01,189 --> 01:25:03,566
We gondola around, buy hash.
She thinks I'm a capitalist-
1093
01:25:03,608 --> 01:25:05,693
my room costs more
for one night than her entire trip.
1094
01:25:05,735 --> 01:25:07,820
She doesn't mind much
when I pay the bills. I ditch her
1095
01:25:07,904 --> 01:25:09,405
and hook up with a couple
who obviously want a threesome.
1096
01:25:09,489 --> 01:25:12,617
Much tension, but the doofus
offers to drive me to Rome,
1097
01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:15,411
an offer I jump at. Traffic's bad,
we're stopped for hours.
1098
01:25:15,453 --> 01:25:18,331
The wife's a freak.
The guy wigs out on me.
1099
01:25:18,372 --> 01:25:20,875
It's like a Polanski film.
We stop in Florence,
1100
01:25:20,917 --> 01:25:22,627
where I see some big dome.
A bomb goes off
1101
01:25:22,668 --> 01:25:24,462
I lose the weird couple,
which is probably for the best.
1102
01:25:24,504 --> 01:25:26,464
Ended up in Rome,
which is big and hot and dirty.
1103
01:25:26,499 --> 01:25:28,441
Just like LA, but with ruins.
I went to the Vatican,
1104
01:25:28,476 --> 01:25:30,384
which is ridiculously opulent.
Stood for two hours
1105
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:33,096
to get into the Sistine Chapel,
which now cleaned, looks fake.
1106
01:25:33,131 --> 01:25:34,639
I meet two underage Italian girls
who I try to talk
1107
01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,974
into fucking each other
while I jack off onto them.
1108
01:25:37,016 --> 01:25:38,267
Bored, I buy them some ice cream instead.
1109
01:25:38,351 --> 01:25:39,811
My hotel has a gym, so I work out.
1110
01:25:39,852 --> 01:25:41,938
I bump into some guy from Camden
who says he knows me,
1111
01:25:42,021 --> 01:25:43,940
but I'm sure that he's a fag,
so I lose him.
1112
01:25:44,023 --> 01:25:45,441
I try to fart and instead shit my pants.
1113
01:25:45,525 --> 01:25:47,944
In my room I masturbate
and have a pain in my groin.
1114
01:25:47,985 --> 01:25:50,113
I dream about a beautiful girl,
half in water,
1115
01:25:50,154 --> 01:25:52,073
stretching her lean body.
She asks me if I like it.
1116
01:25:52,115 --> 01:25:53,491
I tell her she can clean fish with it.
1117
01:25:53,533 --> 01:25:55,284
I don't know what it means,
but I wake well-rested,
1118
01:25:55,326 --> 01:25:57,085
masturbate in the shower,
and check out.
1119
01:25:57,120 --> 01:26:00,123
Make my way back to London,
hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
1120
01:26:00,164 --> 01:26:02,500
Swap shirts with some upper-crusty
Cambridge chick.
1121
01:26:02,542 --> 01:26:04,544
Hers was an Agnes B.;
mine, it cost me my Chanel.
1122
01:26:04,585 --> 01:26:06,587
She acts stuffy and prudish,
but is really wild underneath.
1123
01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:08,756
She barely looks at my abs,
though she wants to.
1124
01:26:08,798 --> 01:26:10,758
The next day I drop acid
and get lost in the subway
1125
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,510
for a full day
and can't find my way out.
1126
01:26:12,593 --> 01:26:14,429
I meet a cute girl
that lets me jack off onto her
1127
01:26:14,470 --> 01:26:16,222
as long as no come gets
onto her Paul Smith coat.
1128
01:26:16,305 --> 01:26:18,015
We get stoned while listening
to Michael Jackson records.
1129
01:26:18,057 --> 01:26:20,024
The next morning,
I wake up talking to myself.
1130
01:26:20,059 --> 01:26:22,061
I had a big bump on my head
from flailing in my sleep.
1131
01:26:22,145 --> 01:26:24,021
I get my stuff and barely make my plane
1132
01:26:24,105 --> 01:26:26,023
back to the United States.
I no longer know who I am
1133
01:26:26,065 --> 01:26:28,776
and I feel like the ghost
of a total stranger.
1134
01:26:32,864 --> 01:26:34,866
So then I ended up back here.
1135
01:26:34,907 --> 01:26:38,745
I'm so there when school's out,
you don't even know.
1136
01:26:38,786 --> 01:26:41,789
No, I do know.
And you don't know until you do know.
1137
01:26:41,831 --> 01:26:44,459
And you have to go there to know.
1138
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,836
You still fucking that girl from Hawaii- Page
1139
01:26:46,878 --> 01:26:49,303
Oh, no, man. I gave up on that shit.
1140
01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:53,092
She had issues.
I moved onto this chick named Candice.
1141
01:26:53,176 --> 01:26:54,844
- Yeah.
- She's great.
1142
01:26:54,886 --> 01:26:56,679
Did you fuck like a racehorse
1143
01:26:56,714 --> 01:26:59,265
You know it, brother.
1144
01:26:59,307 --> 01:27:02,977
- I met a girl.
- Did you score some hot poon.
1145
01:27:03,019 --> 01:27:05,229
It's not about that.
1146
01:27:06,397 --> 01:27:07,655
No...
1147
01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:11,944
it's about good time sand cuddling up.
1148
01:27:11,986 --> 01:27:15,823
She's a fag hag, right
1149
01:27:15,865 --> 01:27:18,409
It's cool because they're fun
and they like to dance.
1150
01:27:18,493 --> 01:27:21,162
I tell you, Victor,
1151
01:27:21,204 --> 01:27:23,623
I think I'm in love with this girl.
1152
01:27:23,658 --> 01:27:26,501
She's sweet. She's pure.
1153
01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:29,629
She's innocent.
1154
01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:32,090
She's a virgin.
1155
01:27:33,633 --> 01:27:35,593
Mitch How young is she
1156
01:27:35,635 --> 01:27:38,596
Out of the car seat, onto my meat.
1157
01:27:38,638 --> 01:27:41,140
If she's bleeding, I'm breeding.
1158
01:27:41,182 --> 01:27:45,103
If there's grass on the field
play ball, you know
1159
01:27:45,144 --> 01:27:48,147
Mitch Old enough to pee,
old enough for me.
1160
01:27:48,189 --> 01:27:50,274
Yeah.
1161
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,827
- Ow.
- Bateman.
1162
01:27:54,862 --> 01:27:57,198
Bateman. Come on. What's up, man
1163
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:59,575
Got any Toot-ankhamen
1164
01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:06,874
Sean How much you want
1165
01:28:07,917 --> 01:28:09,544
Three grams.
1166
01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:11,671
300. Up front.
1167
01:28:16,050 --> 01:28:17,844
I don't fucking trust you.
1168
01:28:17,885 --> 01:28:20,221
Tough shit.
1169
01:28:20,263 --> 01:28:23,099
Take Mitchell with you, then.
1170
01:28:26,269 --> 01:28:28,354
We take your car, and I drive.
1171
01:28:36,571 --> 01:28:40,742
- Go with him, bitch.
- Fucker. Ow! Shit!
1172
01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:43,494
I want change. Bring Daddy back change.
1173
01:28:43,536 --> 01:28:46,289
1000 times...
1174
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:52,670
Mitch Would you keep your eyes on the road
1175
01:28:55,631 --> 01:28:57,633
Bitchen ride. You pick the color
1176
01:28:57,675 --> 01:28:59,635
Yeah, and I don't want you to crash it.
1177
01:28:59,677 --> 01:29:02,638
I didn't realize it came in banana.
1178
01:29:03,931 --> 01:29:07,643
- Relax.
- Mitch Oh, right. Relax.
1179
01:29:07,685 --> 01:29:10,104
While my car is being used
to run a drug deal,
1180
01:29:10,146 --> 01:29:12,482
I'll just sit back and relax.
1181
01:29:12,523 --> 01:29:15,568
I don't give a fuck
if we do this deal or not,
1182
01:29:15,610 --> 01:29:17,570
but you do. Your girlfriend
needs her nose candy.
1183
01:29:17,612 --> 01:29:19,781
Without nose candy,
she won't fuck you, and you know it.
1184
01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:21,783
I have my terms,
if you don't live up to them,
1185
01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:24,660
you get no pussy. So deal with it.
1186
01:29:33,127 --> 01:29:36,714
Looks kind of dark. Maybe nobody's home.
1187
01:29:36,798 --> 01:29:39,092
Rupert doesn't leave home.
1188
01:29:43,346 --> 01:29:46,391
- I'm gonna wait in the car.
- It's okay. Rupert's cool.
1189
01:29:46,432 --> 01:29:50,103
- But I don't want to go in.
- Just come in.
1190
01:29:50,144 --> 01:29:53,106
Let's get this over with.
1191
01:30:05,159 --> 01:30:06,577
Who dat
1192
01:30:06,661 --> 01:30:10,832
Blouse and skirt. Sean, are you dat, man
1193
01:30:10,873 --> 01:30:13,209
Just the man we're looking to see tonight.
1194
01:30:13,251 --> 01:30:16,212
Come in out the cold, mon.
1195
01:30:16,254 --> 01:30:21,467
Sean, Sean, Sean, what, bubba
1196
01:30:21,509 --> 01:30:25,680
You college boys
look nice and sweet and sexy.
1197
01:30:25,722 --> 01:30:29,100
Come, mon. Rupert's in the kitchen.
1198
01:30:35,064 --> 01:30:39,902
Rupert, extra chicken in the coop.
1199
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:45,032
Sean. Who's your friend
1200
01:30:45,074 --> 01:30:48,453
This is Mitch.
1201
01:30:48,494 --> 01:30:49,829
Mitch.
1202
01:30:49,871 --> 01:30:52,665
- Hi.
- You a cop, Mitch
1203
01:30:52,707 --> 01:30:56,210
- No.
- Does he look like a cop
1204
01:30:56,252 --> 01:30:58,671
How the fuck am I supposed to know
1205
01:30:58,713 --> 01:31:01,111
Unless he's got a crack pipe stuck to his lip,
1206
01:31:01,146 --> 01:31:03,509
I gotta assume he's fucking 21 Jump Street.
1207
01:31:03,551 --> 01:31:07,680
I'm not 21 Jump Street, whatever that is.
1208
01:31:07,722 --> 01:31:10,349
Where Richard Grieco
and Johnny Depp got their start.
1209
01:31:10,391 --> 01:31:12,852
Come on. Where you been
1210
01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:16,230
You can bet the boy is not a cop.
Look upon him.
1211
01:31:16,272 --> 01:31:19,233
Obviously.
1212
01:31:19,275 --> 01:31:23,112
- What can I do you boys for.
- Came to pick up some stuff.
1213
01:31:23,147 --> 01:31:25,406
Did you now�
1214
01:31:25,448 --> 01:31:27,742
Where's my money, God damn it, Bateman
1215
01:31:29,327 --> 01:31:31,329
Don't act crazy, man.
Me and my buddy Mitch
1216
01:31:31,370 --> 01:31:33,915
just came by to pick up a couple of grams.
1217
01:31:33,956 --> 01:31:36,793
What the fuck's this
1218
01:31:38,544 --> 01:31:40,254
$300
1219
01:31:40,296 --> 01:31:44,592
You owe me $3,000, asshole.
Where's my fucking money
1220
01:31:44,634 --> 01:31:46,886
Hey, wait a minute. Wait.
1221
01:31:46,928 --> 01:31:48,679
I'm gonna wait in the car.
Excuse me.
1222
01:31:48,763 --> 01:31:50,348
Wait.
1223
01:31:50,390 --> 01:31:52,892
Wait for what, asshole.
You owe me some fucking money!
1224
01:31:52,934 --> 01:31:54,894
Listen...
1225
01:31:55,937 --> 01:31:57,772
...he's got it.
1226
01:31:57,814 --> 01:31:59,774
I don't know what the hell is going on.
1227
01:31:59,816 --> 01:32:02,026
I just- I came here for some blow, man.
1228
01:32:02,068 --> 01:32:03,986
Come on, Mitchell, give Rupert his money.
1229
01:32:04,021 --> 01:32:06,030
What the fuck are you talking about
1230
01:32:06,072 --> 01:32:09,367
- Give Rupert his money!
- I'm gonna go wait in the car.
1231
01:32:09,409 --> 01:32:11,953
Hey, boy! Don't better fuck with us.
1232
01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:14,038
This is absolute shit!
1233
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:17,083
I don't even know what you're talking about.
1234
01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:18,626
Wait! This guy!
1235
01:32:18,709 --> 01:32:23,214
- Do you really have it- I don't- this guy- I-
1236
01:32:23,256 --> 01:32:24,841
You owe me some fucking money!
1237
01:32:24,924 --> 01:32:28,010
- Would you fucking tell him!
- Okay.
1238
01:32:28,094 --> 01:32:30,054
He doesn't have it.
1239
01:32:33,099 --> 01:32:35,143
What do you got for me
1240
01:32:35,184 --> 01:32:37,395
I know you got something.
What do you got for me
1241
01:32:37,437 --> 01:32:39,397
I have this.
1242
01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:52,160
Sean Back off! Back the fuck off!
1243
01:33:10,762 --> 01:33:12,722
Let me in!
Let me in, I have the keys!
1244
01:33:12,764 --> 01:33:15,099
I have the keys. Fucking let me in.
1245
01:33:21,898 --> 01:33:23,816
Fuck!
1246
01:33:26,903 --> 01:33:29,739
Are you fucking crazy
1247
01:33:29,774 --> 01:33:32,075
Define crazy.
1248
01:33:49,550 --> 01:33:52,011
- Wasn't that fun.
- Fuck you.
1249
01:33:52,053 --> 01:33:54,013
You're a fucking asshole.
1250
01:33:54,055 --> 01:33:55,431
Why don't you do something about it.
1251
01:33:55,473 --> 01:33:57,558
Fuck you! Get out of my fucking car!
1252
01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,603
- Take a swing, man.
- Give me my keys.
1253
01:34:00,638 --> 01:34:02,730
Come on. I know you want to.
1254
01:34:02,772 --> 01:34:04,711
- Fuck you.
- Fucking pussy.
1255
01:34:04,746 --> 01:34:06,651
Get out of my fucking car.
1256
01:34:06,692 --> 01:34:10,780
Get out of my fucking car,
you piece of shit.
1257
01:34:10,822 --> 01:34:15,118
Get out! Get out of my car!
1258
01:34:15,159 --> 01:34:17,745
Fucking asshole!
1259
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,295
Mitchell, you're a pussy.
1260
01:34:26,330 --> 01:34:28,548
Asshole!
1261
01:34:28,589 --> 01:34:31,968
Fucking spit in my car.
1262
01:34:32,003 --> 01:34:34,095
Fuck.
1263
01:34:42,311 --> 01:34:46,774
Hey there, Mr. Talk Too Much
1264
01:34:46,816 --> 01:34:49,444
What's in store for us now
1265
01:34:51,404 --> 01:34:55,324
I don't know how to speak to you
1266
01:34:55,366 --> 01:34:57,910
I don't know how to trust in you...
1267
01:34:57,945 --> 01:35:00,455
What!
1268
01:35:02,790 --> 01:35:07,378
- I have good news.
- What
1269
01:35:07,420 --> 01:35:10,173
Victor's back from Europe.
1270
01:35:14,177 --> 01:35:17,472
Really...
1271
01:35:18,556 --> 01:35:22,060
Really Shit.
1272
01:35:22,143 --> 01:35:25,563
Sean Lauren. Wait.
1273
01:35:25,605 --> 01:35:28,399
Don't. Hey-wait, Lauren.
1274
01:35:29,859 --> 01:35:32,278
- Oh my God.
- Can't we talk
1275
01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:34,051
No!
1276
01:35:34,086 --> 01:35:35,782
Lauren.
1277
01:35:35,823 --> 01:35:38,910
Don't walk- hey!
1278
01:35:38,951 --> 01:35:42,038
I really did try to kill myself.
1279
01:35:42,121 --> 01:35:44,874
Just before I faked it.
1280
01:35:47,085 --> 01:35:50,463
- Wow. Sean, it's over.
- No, it's not.
1281
01:35:50,505 --> 01:35:53,007
Yeah, it is.
I'm in love with somebody else.
1282
01:35:54,842 --> 01:35:57,470
- Who.
- My old boyfriend Victor.
1283
01:35:57,512 --> 01:35:59,847
And that's none
of your fucking business, actually.
1284
01:36:01,557 --> 01:36:04,977
- Fucking Victor.
- Yeah.
1285
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:12,402
Then why the fuck are you writing me letters
1286
01:36:17,990 --> 01:36:22,453
Deal with it, Sean. It's over.
Rock and roll.
1287
01:36:24,163 --> 01:36:26,124
Lauren, I want to know you.
1288
01:36:28,251 --> 01:36:32,422
What does that mean, know me Know me.
1289
01:36:32,463 --> 01:36:35,362
Nobody knows anyone else, ever!
1290
01:36:35,397 --> 01:36:38,261
You will never, ever know me.
1291
01:37:22,597 --> 01:37:25,058
Holy shit.
1292
01:37:37,779 --> 01:37:42,116
You do not know what a drag
it is to see you right now.
1293
01:37:47,663 --> 01:37:49,290
Look-
1294
01:37:49,332 --> 01:37:51,292
yeah-
1295
01:37:52,835 --> 01:37:56,506
You smell really good
1296
01:37:56,547 --> 01:37:58,966
but I don't know who you are.
1297
01:37:59,008 --> 01:38:01,552
Victor, shut up. It's me.
1298
01:38:01,636 --> 01:38:05,980
Oh, of course. How are... you
1299
01:38:06,015 --> 01:38:09,477
How long have you been here.
Why haven't you called.
1300
01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:14,774
I...
1301
01:38:14,816 --> 01:38:17,318
This is embarrassing. I'm sorry-
1302
01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:18,826
It's all right.
1303
01:38:18,861 --> 01:38:22,824
I don't have the slightest idea
who you are right now.
1304
01:38:22,865 --> 01:38:26,702
Really, it's... it's totally blank.
1305
01:38:29,122 --> 01:38:33,876
- Yeah, it is.
- Should I know you.
1306
01:38:40,717 --> 01:38:44,262
It's great seeing you, really.
1307
01:39:22,717 --> 01:39:24,594
Hey, man.
1308
01:39:31,976 --> 01:39:34,562
Looks like it's gonna be a cold one.
1309
01:39:40,234 --> 01:39:42,195
You know...
1310
01:39:42,236 --> 01:39:46,115
I find myself talking to you
when you're not even around-
1311
01:39:46,157 --> 01:39:48,785
just carrying on conversations.
1312
01:39:48,826 --> 01:39:51,579
I wish you wouldn't tell me
shit like that.
1313
01:39:51,621 --> 01:39:53,421
But, Sean, I don't-
1314
01:39:53,456 --> 01:39:56,209
You've got the wrong idea.
I don't want to be with you.
1315
01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:02,924
What do you mean. No, I just-
1316
01:40:02,965 --> 01:40:07,678
want to know you.
Just want to know who you are.
1317
01:40:07,762 --> 01:40:10,223
Sean. No one will ever know anyone.
1318
01:40:11,557 --> 01:40:14,748
You're not ever gonna know me.
1319
01:40:14,783 --> 01:40:17,939
What the hell does that mean
1320
01:40:17,980 --> 01:40:20,441
It means, Paul,
1321
01:40:20,483 --> 01:40:24,821
you're not ever gonna know me.
1322
01:40:24,862 --> 01:40:28,616
Figure it out. Deal with it.
1323
01:40:31,035 --> 01:40:33,579
Fuck you, Bateman.
1324
01:40:35,206 --> 01:40:37,750
Fuck you, Bateman!
1325
01:40:40,128 --> 01:40:42,338
Fuck you!
1326
01:40:49,095 --> 01:40:52,181
Fuck... you!
1327
01:41:44,150 --> 01:41:47,111
Welcome to Buford T. Pusser County.
1328
01:41:53,910 --> 01:41:56,788
You wanna fuck with me
You wanna fuck with me
1329
01:41:56,829 --> 01:41:59,540
I'll show you fucking!
1330
01:42:01,375 --> 01:42:03,878
You hear what Guest said, motherfucker
1331
01:42:03,920 --> 01:42:06,130
I have your money,
my brother wired it into my account.
1332
01:42:06,172 --> 01:42:10,009
You got the money
It was that easy, motherfucker
1333
01:42:10,051 --> 01:42:12,178
Fuck you, motherfucker.
1334
01:42:12,220 --> 01:42:14,222
How god damn funny you think this is
1335
01:44:10,755 --> 01:44:13,174
How are you, Miss Hynde
1336
01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:16,969
Okay.
1337
01:44:17,011 --> 01:44:19,305
How have you been...
1338
01:44:19,347 --> 01:44:20,932
Mr. Denton.
1339
01:44:20,973 --> 01:44:23,393
Okay.
1340
01:44:49,585 --> 01:44:52,255
He really likes you.
1341
01:44:52,296 --> 01:44:55,007
That's great.
1342
01:44:57,969 --> 01:45:01,222
Listen- were you putting notes in his box
1343
01:45:01,264 --> 01:45:03,224
Whose box
1344
01:45:05,518 --> 01:45:09,063
I thought you were putting notes in his box.
1345
01:45:09,105 --> 01:45:12,567
Purple ones Love letters
1346
01:45:12,608 --> 01:45:16,279
No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box.
1347
01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:19,574
You didn't
1348
01:45:19,615 --> 01:45:22,201
Wrong person.
1349
01:45:22,243 --> 01:45:24,412
Wasn't me.
1350
01:45:27,457 --> 01:45:31,586
- Then there's someone else.
- Doesn't matter anyway.
1351
01:45:31,627 --> 01:45:34,297
Not to people like him.
1352
01:45:40,762 --> 01:45:43,848
Not to people like us.
1353
01:46:19,675 --> 01:46:23,096
I started driving faster
as I left the college behind.
1354
01:46:25,264 --> 01:46:28,059
Someplace unoccupied, I hoped.
1355
01:46:28,101 --> 01:46:30,103
At first I thought there were things about her
1356
01:46:30,144 --> 01:46:34,148
that I would never forget, but in the end,
1357
01:46:34,190 --> 01:46:36,526
all I could think about was-
1358
01:46:38,152 --> 01:46:41,996
We'll be together again
1359
01:46:42,031 --> 01:46:45,701
I've been waiting for a long time
1360
01:46:45,743 --> 01:46:49,705
We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again
1361
01:46:49,747 --> 01:46:53,960
I've been connected to the right line
1362
01:46:54,001 --> 01:46:57,922
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
1363
01:46:57,964 --> 01:47:01,759
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
1364
01:47:01,801 --> 01:47:05,638
Or say to us you've got to... stop!
1365
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:09,308
Stand there where you are,
before you go too far
1366
01:47:09,350 --> 01:47:13,528
Before you make a fool out of love- stop!
1367
01:47:13,563 --> 01:47:17,233
Don't jump before you look,
get hung upon a hook
1368
01:47:17,275 --> 01:47:21,571
Before you make a fool out of love
1369
01:47:26,075 --> 01:47:29,996
We'll be together again
1370
01:47:30,037 --> 01:47:33,715
I've been waiting for a long time
1371
01:47:33,750 --> 01:47:37,712
We're gonna be,
we're gonna be together again
1372
01:47:37,754 --> 01:47:42,050
I've been connected to the right line
1373
01:47:42,091 --> 01:47:45,970
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
1374
01:47:46,012 --> 01:47:49,682
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
1375
01:47:49,717 --> 01:47:53,352
Or say to us you've got to... stop!
1376
01:47:53,394 --> 01:47:57,273
Stand there where you are,
before you go too far
1377
01:47:57,308 --> 01:48:01,444
Before you make a fool out of love- stop!
1378
01:48:01,527 --> 01:48:05,114
Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook
1379
01:48:05,156 --> 01:48:09,577
Before you make a fool out of love
1380
01:48:30,014 --> 01:48:33,976
We'll be together and nobody ain't never
1381
01:48:34,060 --> 01:48:37,730
Gonna disconnect us or ever separate us
1382
01:48:37,814 --> 01:48:41,317
Or say to us you've got to... stop!
1383
01:48:41,401 --> 01:48:45,029
Stand there where you are,
before you go too far
1384
01:48:45,071 --> 01:48:49,457
Before you make a fool out of love- stop!
1385
01:48:49,492 --> 01:48:53,121
Don't jump before you look,
get hung upon a hook
1386
01:48:53,162 --> 01:48:57,417
Before you make a fool out of love- stop!
1387
01:48:57,458 --> 01:49:01,337
Stand there where you are,
before you go too far
1388
01:49:01,372 --> 01:49:05,091
Before you make a fool out of love- stop!
1389
01:49:05,174 --> 01:49:09,095
Don't jump before you look, get hung upon a hook
1390
01:49:09,137 --> 01:49:12,098
Before you make a fool out of love
1391
01:49:12,181 --> 01:49:16,602
Stop! Stand there where you are...
1392
01:49:16,644 --> 01:49:19,272
WTNA-
1393
01:49:19,313 --> 01:49:21,691
Tom and Andy - More music
1394
01:49:34,954 --> 01:49:38,541
You are the one, you make it happen
1395
01:49:38,624 --> 01:49:42,045
The things you do are totally planned
1396
01:49:42,086 --> 01:49:45,715
You are the one, you're so in charge now
1397
01:49:45,757 --> 01:49:49,218
You're going to make a stand, make a stand
1398
01:49:49,260 --> 01:49:52,826
The way you speak when people leave you
1399
01:49:52,861 --> 01:49:56,392
It makes them want to share your goal
1400
01:49:56,434 --> 01:49:59,896
You're not the one in every region
1401
01:49:59,937 --> 01:50:03,941
You know you're in control, in control
1402
01:50:17,955 --> 01:50:21,459
You are the one, you make it happen
1403
01:50:21,501 --> 01:50:25,046
The things you do are totally planned
1404
01:50:25,088 --> 01:50:28,549
You are the one, you're so in charge now
1405
01:50:28,591 --> 01:50:32,136
You're going to make a stand, make a stand
1406
01:50:32,178 --> 01:50:36,432
The way you speak when people leave you...
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