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So here I am, sitting on a box
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in an empty apartmentwith a dead dog,
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and a single tear on my cheek.
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I can't help but wonderhow I got to this place.
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- Who are these guys?
- The last eight guys in the hospital
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who don't realise I suck at basketball.
So here's what's gonna happen.
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I finally mastered
my running hook shot, OK?
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So when we go to pick teams,
I'm gonna hit that shot.
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Then you say, "I'll take that guy."
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At which point,
Carla is gonna page me,
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and I'll say, "Crap, I gotta go."
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You go, "Damn, we just lost
the best player out here."
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There'll be eight guys who think I'm
good at sports and word will spread.
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When do you find time
to see your patients?
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- Between these thoughts.
- OK. Let's play some ball.
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I got that guy.
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Elliot's boyfriend, Jake,had given her confidence to do things
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she'd never been able to do before.
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- OK, you ready to do this?
- You know it.
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Like talking to peoplewhile she's on the toilet.
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OK. I know how comfortable
you are with Carla,
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so I'm gonna have her do the talking.
You say when.
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There's cheeks on the seat
and I'm feeling good.
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- Let's hear it.
- Hello, Elliot.
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How are you doing?
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She went out the window.
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Bob Kelso here before noon?
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They're either giving away
free doughnuts at the caf�,
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or there's an Asian prostitute
convention in the ICU.
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Is now the time I'm supposed
to be embarrassed
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because I like fine food
and Korean call girls?
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Write this down:
I'm old and I honestly don't care
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what people think about anything I do.
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That was me, folks.
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No, I'm here
because the budget's a mess.
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Ted's not making much headway.
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3-12 x 4-8-1 equals...
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Sir, it's not giving me the answer.
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It's a typewriter, you jackass!
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Oh, God, it's got my tie!
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Bob, this whole thing
is only gonna take a couple of days,
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so why not let Jordan do it?
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Yes, she is a member of the board,
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but that only gets her out of the house
once every couple of months or so.
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And I know she loves our son,
Jack, with all her heart,
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but I think spending every waking moment
with the child,
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I think...
I think it's starting to get to her.
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I hate you.
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So, what do you say there, Bobbo?
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Welcome aboard. This will be
your office for the next few days.
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- Ted, find someplace else to work.
- Oh, man! Not again!
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If you need some happy pills,
they're in the top drawer.
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- In this hellhole, I'll need a gun.
- Bottom left.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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Why are we lying in the parking lot?
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Your hook shot
knocked you unconscious,
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so I laid down next to you so everyone
would think we were chillin'.
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Oh, thanks, SCB. By the way,
I should tell you something:
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I found an apartment.
I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- What does SCB mean?
- "Super Chocolate Bear".
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- I love it.
- I knew you would.
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Someone stole a whole case of laxatives
from the supply closet.
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Don't look at me.
I'm as regular as rain.
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- Who wants a piece of pie?
- Who made it?
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Let's say my mom.
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As a doctor, you get goodat piecing things together.
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- Someone stole a case of laxatives.
- Who wants a piece of pie?
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This one was obvious.
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No, thank you.
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Free pie? Hell, yeah.
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I can't believe you two
have lived together for 12 years.
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Do you remember our first day together?
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Yo, they call me Chris One.
What's the dealio?
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Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level
ogre magi with invisibility,
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and this is Randal.
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You were such a dork.
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- I'm glad nothing else is changing.
- This is the time of year
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where everybody leaves, but Turk's
got another year of residency.
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J.D. And I just took positions
as staff internists.
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- Was that what you wanted?
- There was a fellowship
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with this doctor over at County,
but it's a little over my head.
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So you took a fallback job
cos you were afraid to go for it?
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- Jake, is it?
- Yeah, it's...
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I know your name. I'm being
condescending. It's Jake, right?
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Look, no one here is settling.
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At Sacred Heart, you get to work
with some of the finest doctors.
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Out of my way!
I got a doozy of a two-sie!
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All right, then.
Before we jump into rounds,
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I see it's time for my
annual cologne intervention.
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Lonnie, you're killing us.
And, honestly, what's the point?
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No matter how badly you want
to get freaky with Karen,
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that's just not going to happen.
Here's why:
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She thinks you have
the body of a foetus.
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- Did you tell me that in confidence?
- No, he knows.
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She drew me a picture.
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Don't sweat it too much. He wore
so much cologne on our first date,
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- I had to sell my Miata.
- Why?
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- For funsies.
- Heel.
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- Thanks for that.
- Keep moving, foetus-face.
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Come here, boy! Come on, Rowdy!
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- No, you come here, eat your steak!
- What are you doing?
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Whoever Rowdy goes to gets to keep him.
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Rowdy, if you come to me,
I'll scratch your special region.
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So you moved back all the furniture
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and defrosted our dinner
with your sweaty hands for a joke?
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Yeah, we did.
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If he stays, I'll drive him
to the country and leave him.
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He's mine.
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I can't believe you talked me into this.
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I don't interview well.
The reason I didn't get into Harvard.
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The professor asked me what
I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled
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and I splattered his shirt with blood.
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How many people do you
have to talk to while peeing
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before you start believing in yourself?
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You're right.
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So, why are you interested
in this fellowship?
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I have passion
for the work you're doing.
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I've heard you're amazing, and I
would be honoured to work with you.
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- Have a great day, honey.
- You have even a better one, you.
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You do it! Yeah, yeah.
You have even a better one.
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Perry, I get the feeling
something is bothering you.
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Bob, people have a private life,
and people have a professional life,
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and, usually, those two hells
are kept pretty separate.
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For instance, I don't know
that much about your home life,
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other than that you
treat your wife like a dog,
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your dog like a wife and your son
like an androgynous ne'er-do-well
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who drains your retirement
to open up a shop in Minneapolis.
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Harrison posted
his first profit this quarter.
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Aces. And I'm guessing that's
because his significant other...
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- Terrence.
...doesn't follow him around
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the shop all day, telling him just
exactly what colour is in this season,
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or showing all of the other employees
that he is not the boss of his own life.
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You see, the woman is everywhere.
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There when I work out in the morning,
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when I work out in the car
on the way to work,
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and when I work out
when I get to work.
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I can't seem to get away from her,
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and that used to be fine
when she came for five minutes
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every month or so to feed on my dignity,
but now, I'd honestly kill myself, Bob,
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if I wasn't convinced
Jordan wouldn't already be there
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waiting for me in the afterlife.
You see, typical of her,
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she went ahead and signed us up
for an eternal tandem bike ride
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all along the banks of the River Styx.
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I'm so glad you shared.
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How would you like
to make this a full-time job?
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I'll have to think about it.
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How could you not see this coming?
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- Hooch just got in the shower.
- Let the games begin.
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Who the hell put bouillon cubes
in the showerhead?!
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Did you do it? Did you?!
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If it happens again,
I will wait in my SUV,
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blast me some speed metal,
5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass,
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and someone will be getting mowed down.
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Hooch is crazy.
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I'm gonna miss this kind of stuff.
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Why? We'll be able to pull pranks
on him after you move out.
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We won't be staying up planning anything
as genius as the soup shower.
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This is the end of an era, Super Choc.
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You know how you're prone to sensitive,
girly displays of sentimentality?
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Guilty.
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If you reel it back a bit, I'll
get somebody to cover for me tonight,
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- and I'll help you pack your stuff.
- Can we cut words out of magazines
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that represent how we feel
and glue them into a collage?
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- Hell, no.
- Can we drink beers and reminisce?
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- Hell, yes.
- That's all I wanted to do anyway.
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Plus, I already made the collage.
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Now listen to me.
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Make tonight count cos
you'll never be as cool as you were
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when you were rollin' with the big dog
as your roommate, you know?
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No, I didn't know.
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Maybe Jake shouldn't
have pushed you into that interview.
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Maybe I should've covered my mouth
when I sneezed blood.
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Come on, Elliot.
He's always telling you what to do.
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That's not true.
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Hey, it's Jake. Buzz me up.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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Don't let him be your puppet master.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- I have a headache.
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- Take some aspirin.
- Don't tell me what to do.
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You're not the boss of me.
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OK, what just happened?
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So, do you think I should take the job?
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Perry?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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I was just thinking
about this little boy in here.
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He's only eight, and he's terminal.
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I hope his parents spent
as much time with him as they could.
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You're here one minute,
and then the next, you're...
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What... what were you saying?
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Nothing.
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Stick your hand out.
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Good man.
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Get yourself some ice cream.
Go on, get out of here.
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J.D., I got a mondo 82-inch pizza
with our names on it!
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Dude! It's hu...
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What the hell? We're supposed to hang,
and all of a sudden you moved out?
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It's hard to hide your emotionsin front of people who know you well.
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Answer it.
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Or don't.
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Hello.
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Like excitement about a new job...
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- I got the fellowship.
- Hey!
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... or disappointmentabout a lost opportunity.
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- I'm sorry, Bob. I can't take the job.
- Maybe next year.
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As for me, I just didn't want Turkto know that he'd hurt my feelings.
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I don't know.
I figured it wasn't that big a deal.
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Hey, I'm pretty tired from the move,
so I'm probably just gonna crash.
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I'm sort of famished.
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- Morning.
- Yeah.
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Turk didn't evenrealize he pissed me off,
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so explaining my feelings to himwas the smart move.
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I took a slightly different tack.
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- That seat's taken, arse-face.
- By who?
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Hello, there, Chocolate Bear Two.
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Hooch?
J.D., what the hell's going on here?
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I replaced your arse.
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By the by, Johnny told me
that you were responsible
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for my brothy shower the other day.
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If it happens again,
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I'm gonna take one of your fingers.
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That'll be my funny prank.
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Hooch is crazy.
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Oh, sorry. Old habit.
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I wasn't the only unhappy personin our hospital family.
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Sure, Jake, I'll tell you why it
feels like I have a problem with you.
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The fact that Elliot jumps so high
whenever you tell her to
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may seem harmless, but as a result,
she's been stealing all my sports bras.
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Seriously! The only one I have left
is the one I'm wearing,
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and it works great. See?
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- It works pretty nicely.
- It does, right?
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But if I wanna jump up
and down again this week,
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I'm stuck until laundry day.
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I'm gonna have to guess
what your point is,
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but I think it's that I control Elliot,
which I don't.
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Here. Watch this.
Elliot, will you shove that guy?
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Why do that? I was trying
to prove you don't do everything I say.
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Well, clue me in, stud. That was
Creepy Carl. He runs an upskirt website.
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I'm on it.
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Oh, yeah, Ted. I moved the file cabinet.
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I'm gonna miss this office.
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Why? It smells like that odd combo
of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet.
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Yeah, I know. It's just...
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I guess this stupid job
made me feel valid again. You know?
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You don't know.
It's OK. See you at home.
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- Who's ready for a pie break?
- No.
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- Come on. Why not?
- Why don't you ask Todd?
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Due to what can only be
described as epic diarrhoea,
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he's been on an IV drip for 36 hours.
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Make it stop five.
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Maybe I was being unfair to Turk.
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Maybe it's too much to expecta friend to sense you're upset
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and want to talk about it.
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Carla, I can sense you're upset.
Talk to me.
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But Turk's a prideful guy,and it's hard for prideful guys
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to admit they've been insensitive.
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Listen, Jordan,
I've been incredibly insensitive.
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Touch�, magic hallway.
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I should've had more faithin my friend to come through.
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Turk!
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No, it's me, Hooch, Vanilla Bear.
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Hooch is crazy.
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So, Hooch, this is it.
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Then things took a turn.
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Wait, where's Rowdy?
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"I'm at the hospital"?
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There he is!
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There he is!
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OK, he's going up.
I'll take the stairs.
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You don't let anyone out
of that elevator. Be strong, Hooch.
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I'll try.
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So where's Chocolate Bear Number Two?
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Who else thinks
they're faster than me, huh?
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Yo, Hooch is seriously crazy.
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Carla, Jake makes me happy.
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There's a chance he'll be
my second boyfriend not to end up
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with my mom or brother.
He doesn't tell me what to do.
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Sure, he did tell me
to come up here and talk to you,
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but I was gonna cos I wanted to ask
if I should wear heels or flats
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when we celebrate my new job tonight.
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Instead I'm trying
to figure out your problem.
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I thought you were staying, OK?
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I've been here for 11 years,
and it's always the same story.
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I get really close to someone,
and they move on.
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I don't want to be 50 making friends
with the new 25-year-old interns.
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They'll make fun of me
when we go dancing.
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Not if I go with you.
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And then they kiss?
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Sorry.
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Look at him. What an angel.
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Down, he's waking up.
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Hey, Jordan...
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Lookit, I tried to guilt you
into not taking that job.
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Really?
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Look, I don't want to be one
of those moms that never sees her kids,
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but I don't want to be one of those moms
that stays at home
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but resents her kids cos she wishes she
was working so she could go to an office
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and feel bad
about not being with her kids.
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I was just worried
that you would think I was a bad mom.
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Sweetie, you are an evil, soulless,
chemically-enhanced battle-ax
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that I truly doubt
is 100 percent human, but...
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...you are an amazing mom.
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Say you're sorry,
give me a hug and this'll be over.
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Why do I have to say I'm sorry?
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I don't mean to sound girly,
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but for the last 12 years,
you've practically been like my wife.
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How is that girly?
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Look, before, when you said I'd never be
as cool as when I was living with you,
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you know there's some truth to that.
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I'm sorta like odd and geeky and...
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...you've always sort of validated me.
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J.D., you're just moving out.
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Well, say things will be the same.
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That's Carla. I gotta go.
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Things are gonna be different.
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But different doesn't always mean bad.
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Just means different.
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- OK.
- All right.
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No better pick-me-up
than a nice slice of Mom's pie.
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Why are you so obsessed with this?
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I don't know. I think it's cos this
time, I wasn't trying to mess with you.
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Really?
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Really.
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Who would do this to themselves?
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Totally worth it.
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As every piece of foodI'd put into my body
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was rushing out of me,it got me thinking.
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The way some things never changeshines a light on the things that do.
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Like when a new person comesinto the hospital to stay...
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My office keys, Ted.
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Can't believe I'm actually doing this.
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You'll meet me out later, right?
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... or an old friend leaves for good.
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Sometimes the biggest changesare a result of an impulsive decision.
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I think we should have a baby.
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What?
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I know you're feeling abandoned,
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but we just went
through a really rough spot,
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and I'm not the type to make decisions
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without thinking about it
for at least, like, a few months.
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Let's make a baby.
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And so here I am, a guy in anempty apartment with a dead dog.
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Oh, and that's not a tear on my cheek.That's just from the leak in my ceiling.
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And, yes, change is scary,but it's also inevitable.
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It's up to you to make the best of it.
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I mean, it's not like opportunity'sjust gonna fall into your lap.
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Then again...
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Howdy, neighbour, I'm Jonathan.
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Hi.
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You eyeballin' my woman?
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I hate change.
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