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Being a great doctor isn't justabout medical knowledge.
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It's also about people skills.
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Wow. That is the worst
broken nose I have ever seen.
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- I'm here because I stepped on a nail.
- Of course.
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What, are you walking on your nose?
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Unfortunately, you're gonna
have to wait a little bit longer
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because we admit people
by severity of condition.
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That was mortifying.
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My face!
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You know, with the face burns, we could
probably admit you now. Laverne?
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My me-time hand!
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Friday there's a chamber orchestra
playing in the courtyard of the museum.
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- You wanna go?
- I love Pachelbel.
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Carla and Elliot were in their ritual ofmaking plans they would never keep.
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We should have dinner beforehand.
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Since Turk knewthese were fake plans,
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he used the opportunity to scorebonus points with his wife.
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Classic husbanding.
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Baby. Forget dinner. I'll make you
a homemade picnic basket.
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I married an amazing man.
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You sure did. You know what?
I've got an even better idea.
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Maybe J.D. And I could both come, right?
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We'll wear sport coats
and you guys, beautiful dresses.
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Oh, my God, I love that idea.
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I love it. It's awesome. It's awesome.
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To be perfectly honest, so did I.
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I never get an opportunityto wear my houndstooth sports coat.
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Unlike Elliot and Carla, when Turkand I made plans, we kept them.
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- It's 10.00. You ready?
- Let's do it.
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But lately for us, our plans rarelyinvolved leaving the apartment.
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I wasn't too excited
about taking over this spot
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after you sat in it for 20 minutes.
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But I gotta tell ya, it's warm
in all the right places.
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- How do you like what I left you?
- Man, your ass indentation is so deep.
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It's like I'm sitting
in a giant inner tube.
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As Turk and I recuperatedfrom our big chair swap,
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I wondered what other coupleswere doing tonight.
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Did I just refer to Turkand I as a couple?
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My point is, I'm sure othercouples were out having fun.
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You look so hot.
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- When's the last time we kissed?
- About a month ago.
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- When was the last time we had sex?
- Yesterday.
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What do you say we head
into the bathroom
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and lower the health code rating
from an "A" to a "B"?
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What do you say?
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I guess some people figure,what's the worst that can happen?
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Well?
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It's blue. I'm not pregnant.
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You know what's weird?
I'm relieved.
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I just feel kind of sad because
I think about how beautiful our son is,
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and I kind of wish it had gone
the other way, you know?
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Sweetie?
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She's not pregnant!
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It came out blue! It's blue!
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She's not pregnant!
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It's blue!
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It came out blue!
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The epi isn't working.
I still don't have a rhythm.
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Transcutaneous pacer isn't capturing.
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Pupils are fixed and dilated.
I'm calling it.
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Time of death, 9.17.
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I always thought that when I died,
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I'd see a bright light
or float above the ground.
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It turns out death is pretty mundane.
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I guess sometimes
the end is just the end.
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For the last time, Jerry,
you're not dead, OK?
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Now, go back to your room.
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Jerry has Cotard's,
or walking corpse syndrome.
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The guy thinks he's dead
even though he's walking around.
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I think I'll try to ask Turksomething telepathically.
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You wanna dosomething tonight?
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Dude, yeah. Let's hang out and watch
some TV. We got any beer?
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I used the last of it
to make our party ice.
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If I accidentally put beer cubes
in my orange juice again,
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there's gonna be trouble.
I almost got a DUI.
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Dr Mickhead was wondering
if you would cover his patient.
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The guy was in a bar fight
and has been unconscious.
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He was brought in by
a brother from Ireland.
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You mean an Irish brother
or an Irish brother?
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Top of the mizzle to you, me lizzles.
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I mean his sibling.
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Man.
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And you must be the Irish brother.
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No, sir. Ron Peterson,
Ohio born and bred.
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Yep. Red-stater and proud of it.
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Oh, sorry. We...
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Only taking the piss outta ya.
Billy Callahan.
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Had you going with
the American accent, didn't I?
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Do us a favour.
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Any chance I could get
one of these filled with Guinness?
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I have an awful hangover.
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We had a late night. I'm a bit shaky.
Is there any chance?
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Probably not.
We don't usually do that.
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No? OK.
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I'm so bummed. I can't go see
the chamber orchestra tonight.
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I forgot I have my Cantonese class.
I would totally call and cancel,
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but all I know how to say is,
"I'm allergic to peanuts."
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Elliot, I was really
looking forward to this.
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Really? About five seconds ago,
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you were giddy about going home
and taking a bath tonight.
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Why would you do that to me?
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New thing. I'm busting chops.
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So, you just forgot we even had plans?
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You were flaking on them anyway.
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I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class.
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But do you? Do you really?
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Busting chops.
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At least I remembered the plans
well enough to flake on them!
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Well, if I knew
you were going to flake on them,
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I would've never made plans
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to forget in the first place,
cos you...
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She's gone, Carla. It's over.
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Where have you been
for the last few days?
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- Fishing.
- You hate fishing.
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- With buddies.
- You don't have buddies.
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We landed a 200-pound
white marlin off the coast of San Diego.
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Interesting. That's 3,000 miles
from the habitat of the white marlin.
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Perhaps it hopped
a train from Cape Cod.
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- Why?
- I'm busting chops today.
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- It's true.
- See?
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What did you do,
and why are you limping?
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- Perry.
- I got a vasectomy. Do not tell Jordan.
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Welcome back, fisherman!
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Oh, honey, how I missed you.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- Billy, just say it.
- For the last time, lads, no.
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Perhaps you're not really Irish.
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Fine!
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Pink hearts, yellow moons,
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orange stars, green clovers.
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See, I told you.
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- Yeah, he's Irish.
- Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.
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How long you two seeing each other?
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Oh, no, man, we're just living together.
Not like living together.
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I mean like living together.
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Hey, that is a cool tattoo, my brother.
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Snuck onto a plane. Thought I was
going to Belgium, ended up in Kenya.
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I hung out with this tribe.
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When the males go through adolescence
they get this tattoo. It means "alias."
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Oh. Why "alias"?
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- It's their favourite show.
- Oh.
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I'm only kidding.
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- Jennifer Garner.
- Oh. Obviously.
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Enough about me. What about you lads?
Saving lives here all day every day.
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Out at night, giving it a lash,
tearing it up. You do go out at night?
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Do you have any sevens?
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Turk.
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You have lots of sevens.
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We tear it.
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And sometimes lash.
But the hours we work, it's...
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It's less tearing and more folding.
Gently folding.
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You'll sleep when you're dead.
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Get out in the streets,
talk to a stranger.
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Drink a beer with breakfast.
Take the ugliest girl home at the party.
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Done it! Done that. That one I've done.
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Go travelling to Texas. Line dance with
women that wish they weren't married.
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You never know what life will put
in your lap when you open your arms.
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Be surprised what will fall in your lap
when you open up and...
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- Dude.
- Elliot!
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He said my eyes looked like the Irish
countryside after a soft rain.
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I should go.
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That happened very quickly.
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Don't even sweat it. It's Elliot.
She's desperate.
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Dude.
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- Baby!
- What?!
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What? I wasn't gonna do anything.
He said my hair was curly.
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Your hair is curly.
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- Baby!
- OK.
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What did you do around
the apartment while I was gone?
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I turned your office
into my pyjama closet.
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I threw out everything
in the refrigerator
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that had the word "jerky"
or "whiz" on it.
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I got rid of all your clothes
that make you look like you're 20.
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Don't worry,
I saved your hockey jerseys,
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although I did move them
into my new pyjama closet.
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And for some reason
none of the remotes work anymore.
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And why are you limping?
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Fishing.
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I'm limping from fishing.
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- I know that limp.
- No, Bob. Bob, no.
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You just got a vasectomy.
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I had mine done back in '68.
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Ironically, that was the same year
that Enid discovered pasta
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and I discovered I'm not attracted
to enormous women.
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I didn't just get a vasectomy.
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Come on, soldier.
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If I have to force you
to drop your pants, I will.
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So tell Bobbo,
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was it a hard decision
for the two of you to make?
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Snip it, doc. Snip it hard.
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Yeah, we... We really struggled with it.
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I don't really care.
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All right, love.
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Why are you waving? You're married.
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So what, married people can't wave now?
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They can wave like this...
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but you can't wave like this...
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What plans of ours did you flake on
to go to that waving seminar?
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Oh, why are you asking me?
Did you forget? You big plan-forgetter.
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I don't need to go to a waving seminar
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to know that this wave is known
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as "I am a married woman
whose self-esteem has plummeted
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because nobody looks at me anymore,
so I'm acting like a desperate hussy."
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Oh, snap.
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Did you just call me a hussy?
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Desperate hussy.
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Ladies! Ladies, stop!
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Continue.
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So, Billy, we're gonna need to get
your brother's insurance information.
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He's not me brother. I only met
the fella last night, God bless him.
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In life, we often makeassumptions that aren't true.
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Whether it's assuming you knowhow someone's gonna react...
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OK. Let me have it.
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Whatever makes you happy, sweetie.
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I'll see you at home.
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Or assuming a little girl fromConnecticut would never fight dirty.
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I'm going in!
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Most assumptions could be avoided
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if you askeda simple question in the first place.
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If you're not his brother, who are you?
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Me? I'm the bloke that hit him.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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It was an accident.
He threw the first punch.
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Then I hit him,
he slipped, hit his head.
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Where I come from,
you knock someone unconscious,
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you stay around,
you make sure they're OK.
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Right? So guess what?
I won't be leaving.
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You'll have to deal
with me and my partner.
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I mean, like my partner,
not like my partner.
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Can I talk to you outside for a second?
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How you doing?
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Not great, actually. I'm dead.
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Bummer. How long?
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Four years next month.
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Jeez, that's a nightmare.
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I was dead once, for about ten minutes.
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Then me mate Danny peed on me head.
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- Really?
- It's quite a sight to wake up to.
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Heard you guys were fighting.
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We made up.
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No, they didn't. Chop-busting.
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And doc-dusting.
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00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,954
Elliot, you don't look too banged up
about it. You got your arm around Carla.
244
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,793
My hand is stuck in this rat's nest
that she calls hair.
245
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,949
Dye-job.
246
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,873
Got it. But Chopstick, you gonna
have to buy a new watch.
247
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,793
Carla, you may want
to borrow some of my spray-on hair.
248
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,869
Baby!
249
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,269
No, forget them.
We have to deal with Billy.
250
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,430
Should we call the cops on this guy?
251
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,112
I don't know. He seems cool.
252
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:49,239
He put a guy in the hospital. That's
a felony. We're supposed to report him.
253
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,790
Are you trying to convince me
to do something you already did?
254
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,314
This is a decision we both need to make,
255
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,630
together, as a team, as a unit.
256
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,109
All right, fine, let's call the cops.
257
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,668
- Thank God.
- Hello, gentlemen.
258
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,230
We got a call about a felony
from a Dr Turk.
259
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,675
"Turk" is easier to hear over the phone.
260
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,990
"Dorian" isn't hardto hear over the phone,
261
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,275
but I didn't want totalk about it with Turk.
262
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,351
When you have a problem with someone,
263
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,510
you tend to talkto everyone except them.
264
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,479
I went behind Jordan's back and got
my junk rewired. She was sweet to me.
265
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,869
Sweet, Bobbo.
266
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,838
What the hell do you make of that?
267
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,752
Carla thinks she's so tough.
She's been around the block.
268
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,400
She's from the block.
Enough about the block!
269
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,675
It's not my fault my
family had an orchard.
270
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,558
For four years I've had to listen
to Elliot complain.
271
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,438
"My parents are too rich."
"I slept with J.D. Again."
272
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,192
"Why can't I gain any weight?"
273
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,555
I got problems of my own.
I'm from the block.
274
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,154
I wanted to help her.
I wish she could've heard me.
275
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,118
OK, Jerry, you're out.
Laverne? Can I talk to you?
276
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,839
Perry, believe me when I say
I'm proud to welcome you
277
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,992
to what I like to call the seedless
grapes club. But still...
278
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,153
I have just one obvious,
and hopefully chop-busting question...
279
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,913
Why the hell are you talking
to me about this?
280
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,828
I guess I should be talking to her.
281
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,433
Jordan, why aren't you more
upset about this? I don't get it.
282
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,273
You'd go to your mother's
for a bitch refresher course
283
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,193
and then you'd come back here,
swinging for the fences.
284
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,589
I'd love to chat,
but if we're late for ballet,
285
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,911
Jack won't get a spot by the bathroom
and he'll pee in his tights.
286
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,993
I'm sorry, my son is taking...
is taking ballet?
287
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,119
Jordan, he's already got an overbearing
mother and a fairly prominent lisp.
288
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,475
If we stick him in the tights,
we might as well
289
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,710
just get him a time share
on Fire Island.
290
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,234
I haven't decided
if I'm gonna make him gay yet.
291
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,231
I see what this is.
292
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,754
This is the payback, huh?
293
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,071
I didn't freak out because you
and I are two independent people
294
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,118
in a relationship
and we don't always share our feelings.
295
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,555
I didn't get angry
because I'm not surprised.
296
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,153
Let's go ballet.
297
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,672
Do I wish it were different?
Sometimes.
298
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:08,390
But whatever you and I have is working,
so I guess I just have to live with it.
299
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,879
Bye, Daddy.
300
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,637
- So how you feeling down there?
- Oh, great. Great.
301
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,199
Reverse it.
302
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,192
See ya, lads.
303
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,108
Man.
304
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,555
I know we feel guilty,
OK, but it's over.
305
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,916
It's not like there's gonna
be any ramifications.
306
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,879
You have one day to come up
with another gorgeous Irishman.
307
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,872
One day. What?
308
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,794
The Todd appreciates hot,
regardless of gender.
309
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,195
I'm glad Billy's gone.
He was such a jerk.
310
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,032
He kept calling me Bonnie.
311
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,314
Bonnie means pretty.
312
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,238
My God,
I will never love like that again.
313
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,270
You know I wasn't really mad
about Billy or the whole flaking thing.
314
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,669
I remember hugging you
the day of my wedding.
315
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,638
Even though the other two
bridesmaids were my sisters,
316
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,312
I felt closer to you.
317
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,710
When did we stop being best friends?
318
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,439
It feels like it took us
so long to get to that point
319
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,192
and it's gone away so quickly.
320
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,352
It's my fault. I've been
burying myself in being married.
321
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,638
It was your first year. I should've been
the one to make the extra effort.
322
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,349
- So, what now?
- We try harder.
323
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,032
All right.
324
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,190
Who taught you how to fight like that?
325
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,795
When you grow up on an orchard,
you don't have much choice.
326
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,512
Apple thieves.
327
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,912
- What the hell happened to you?
- I got them to reverse the vasectomy.
328
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,753
What an incredibly normal thing to do.
329
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,831
Jordan, let me talk for a second.
330
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,879
I've been trained for many years
to take any emotion I feel,
331
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,555
push it down, and then let it out
by drinking way too much
332
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,518
and by yelling at the football players
on my TV screen.
333
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,593
And I really thought I hit the jackpot
when I finally met a woman
334
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,433
who was as disturbed
and closed off as I am.
335
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,635
Thank you.
336
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,234
You're welcome.
Still, now I want more.
337
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,515
I really do.
I want to talk about things.
338
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,717
Not everything.
I don't want to talk about everything.
339
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,553
I don't need to know when you
beat up a woman in the park
340
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,074
because her purse
is the same colour as yours,
341
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,515
but things that matter.
342
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,478
Things that are important to us
as a family.
343
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:39,269
And I know... I know that there
are guys who bring flowers
344
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,033
and there are guys
who write love songs.
345
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,350
But I'm a guy
sitting in front of you here
346
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,637
with a twice-operated-on penis
that says I want to be a couple
347
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,711
that communicates more openly.
348
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,314
What kind of guy writes love songs?
349
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,834
Guys whose mothers make them
go to ballet class.
350
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,478
Fair enough.
351
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,396
- You know how much I love you.
- I love you too.
352
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,395
Now that we're being
all open and honest...
353
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,948
- Yeah.
- I do not want to have any more kids.
354
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,511
- I think you should get the vasectomy.
- Fantastic.
355
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,717
My partner and I... Yeah, I said it...
356
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,872
We had heard that Billy was backand he was mad.
357
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,838
- I warned you!
- What the hell happened?
358
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,879
- I popped him again.
- Are you serious?
359
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,510
You think scaring people's funny?
Well, good, cos you're dying.
360
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,034
- John Dorian, you are a doctor.
- He started it.
361
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,314
Sorry about your face.
362
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,436
I threw the first punch.
It was my fault.
363
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,670
Right, then, I'm off.
364
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,830
Supposed to be in Florence
by midnight.
365
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,512
How are you gonna do that?
366
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,070
Her apartment's two blocks away.
Should be no problem at all.
367
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,357
Hey, we're sorry about
the whole incarceration thing.
368
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,795
No worries. Life's too short
to hold a grudge.
369
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,711
You might wanna ask yourselves
370
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,837
why you didn't have the decency
to talk to me first.
371
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,435
But I shall let you two "partners"
figure that out.
372
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,990
By the way, you're a gorgeous couple.
Good luck to you.
373
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,798
See you, lads!
374
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,795
When I was alive,
I wish I had lived one day
375
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,871
like he lives every day of his life.
376
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,791
Dead people don't talk, Jerry.
377
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,632
We weren't really mad at Jerry.
378
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,439
What we realised was thatwe were jealous of Billy
379
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,318
because he was out living lifeand Turk and I weren't.
380
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,073
I guess it's importantnot to take life for granted.
381
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,879
Whether it's appreciatingyour relationships...
382
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,554
- Let's go for the hat trick, doc.
- Are you sure?
383
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,676
Hey, doc, zip it, grip it,
and snip it!
384
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,470
Or renewing your friendships.
385
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,999
I almost peed.
386
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,839
For Turk and I, it was important to justget out and start living life, period.
387
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,595
Buddy, it is almost 1.00 in the morning,
and we have to be at work at 5.00.
388
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,114
I know, but how often do we do this?
389
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,430
You're absolutely right. Come on.
390
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,511
Do you have any twos?
391
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,114
No. Go fish, please.
392
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,634
Do you have any Ks?
393
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,711
Please go fish.
394
00:20:08,711 --> 00:20:18,711
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